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April 07, 2013

Scandi Deth Metal in bear suits? [Purp]
— Open Blogger

Sure, why not. These guys are supposed to be teh fresh shit and not derivative, saviors of the genre according to reviewers.

I'm not really seeing it, but OK whatev. Maybe I need some different drugs or something...

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1 Foist?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 07, 2013 04:24 PM (+z4pE)

2 Haven't watched the video, but the headline rocks.

Posted by: rickl at April 07, 2013 04:25 PM (sdi6R)

3 I don't get it...I'm old.

Posted by: BignJames at April 07, 2013 04:26 PM (Sg0G/)

4 Well, they ain't GWAR. So there's that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 07, 2013 04:26 PM (+z4pE)

5 Everyone knows the best Black Metal band was Living Color

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at April 07, 2013 04:27 PM (RRbuy)

6 Yah know if I had to play in a bear suit the band better be named The Timothy Treadwells.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at April 07, 2013 04:28 PM (HiKk0)

7 Living Color rumored to be playing Wrestlemania tonight. Cult of Personality is CM Punk's entrance song.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 07, 2013 04:28 PM (ZPrif)

8 GWAR has a new album due out this year!

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2013 04:28 PM (j82ko)

9 It sort of reminds me of the Beatles' "Help!", except it's a death metal band and they're wearing bear suits.

Posted by: rickl at April 07, 2013 04:29 PM (sdi6R)

10 This thread is the logical extension of the previous thread.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 07, 2013 04:29 PM (+z4pE)

11 3 I don't get it...I'm old.

I really want to like this stuff, so I can score all the hot Goth poon, but the learning curve is steep.

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 07, 2013 04:29 PM (/gHaE)

12 What is Deth Metal? And wtf did i just watch?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 07, 2013 04:29 PM (UvkJs)

Living Colour wasn't metal. But they rocked out when they wanted to... As did the Bad BRains and Fishbone.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2013 04:30 PM (j82ko)

14
Nice to see The Hair Bear Bunch getting work.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 07, 2013 04:30 PM (kdS6q)

15 Awesome!!!

I know guys who listen to nothing but this stuff. They are the most mild-manner people you've seen, totally opposite from what you think they should be like.

Posted by: EC at April 07, 2013 04:31 PM (doBIb)

16 What is Deth Metal? And wtf did i just watch?

I see you grasped the essence right away.

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 07, 2013 04:31 PM (/gHaE)

17 So did these guys get a hold of that confectioner's sugar?

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch is off his meds and writing nonsense at April 07, 2013 04:31 PM (Md8Uo)

18 Filthy scandis.

Posted by: Soona at April 07, 2013 04:31 PM (4JbTa)

19 You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals . . .

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at April 07, 2013 04:31 PM (Gk3SS)

20 The Gummi Bears used to be so cheerful and sweet.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2013 04:32 PM (j82ko)

21 I'll stick with watchin the ACMA's

Posted by: Clueless in Jersey at April 07, 2013 04:32 PM (MG9++)

22 These guys got nothing on Hevisaurus

Posted by: Ranba Ral at April 07, 2013 04:32 PM (G99e4)

23 The Gummi Bears used to be so cheerful and sweet.

You mean Care Bears?

Posted by: EC at April 07, 2013 04:33 PM (doBIb)

Why can't you mean hateful limp dicked conservative war mongering gay bashing women hating last election loser rapists have a dialog with ME!?!

-Bad Toy ( ok, slight exaggeration on his/her statement

Was there an attempt at a dialog in there somewhere? WTF is it with the left wing wackos? And how the flying f*ck can't the so called moderates see how completely battsh*t crazy and hateful all leftists are in this day and age...... the happy go lucky live and let live hippy flower child of yesteryear is no more.

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin just about ready to lose it on a lefty at April 07, 2013 04:33 PM (PZPJE)

25 Meh. Hipster metal. Not as good as Turbonegro.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 07, 2013 04:33 PM (hp71M)

26 I don't get it either BignJames. I'm trying to remember if there was any "metal" of any type from the 80's on that I enjoyed. I mean really enjoyed. Can't think of any. And back then it couldn't have been an age thing. I guess to me it was just hard rock that wasn't very well done.

Posted by: teej at April 07, 2013 04:34 PM (M7Cfv)

27 See what happens when you take the brown acid.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at April 07, 2013 04:34 PM (HiKk0)

>>You mean Care Bears?

Only homos watched the Care Bears.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2013 04:34 PM (j82ko)

29 I am so old I remember Nine Inch nails at Timberwolf....

AWrooo

Posted by: Harlekwin15-Emergency back Up Angst ID at April 07, 2013 04:34 PM (LRFds)

30 That video sort of reminds me of that stupid TV show where Frodo is the only one that sees and understood the dog. Or that moon-faced actor that played Frodo. It's all pretty meaningless.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch is off his meds and writing nonsense at April 07, 2013 04:34 PM (Md8Uo)

31 Uff da

Posted by: mama winger at April 07, 2013 04:34 PM (P6QsQ)

32 29 garrett,

in my defense I was too drunk to change the channel....

Posted by: Harlekwin15-Emergency back Up Angst ID at April 07, 2013 04:35 PM (LRFds)

>>I'm trying to remember if there was any "metal" of any type from the 80's on that I enjoyed. I mean really enjoyed.

Get ye a copy of 'Reign in Blood'.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2013 04:35 PM (j82ko)

34 And male nurses watched the Intensive Care Bears.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 07, 2013 04:35 PM (hp71M)

35 That video sort of reminds me of that stupid TV show where Frodo is the only one that sees and understood the dog. Or that moon-faced actor that played Frodo. It's all pretty meaningless.

Wilfred.

Posted by: EC at April 07, 2013 04:35 PM (doBIb)

Everyone knows the best Black Metal band was Living Color

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at April 07, 2013 08:27 PM (RRbuy)

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Ice-T's Body Count

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 07, 2013 04:36 PM (5wHPS)

37 32 mama winger,

we'll lull them into sleep while we huddle behind out ice shields and tundra defense...

add in one bout of real global warming and we'll force the normals to trade at ax point bay-bee....

berzerk =s "bear shirt"

Posted by: Harlekwin15-Emergency back Up Angst ID at April 07, 2013 04:36 PM (LRFds)

38 This stuff has nothing on Winger!

Posted by: EC at April 07, 2013 04:37 PM (doBIb)

39 You mean Care Bears?

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My granddaughter won't watch the Care Bears. She says they're too scary.

Posted by: mama winger at April 07, 2013 04:37 PM (P6QsQ)

40 If we are talking metal from the Scandinavia, it has got to be either Candlemass: http://tinyurl.com/79qm6yd or Wolf: http://tinyurl.com/cy8974e

Posted by: Deep Blue at April 07, 2013 04:37 PM (TGAeF)

41
The Gummi Bears used to be so cheerful and sweet.
Posted by: garrett

Even though it was a bouncy tune, I always found the Gummi Bear theme song melancholy for some reason.

Yes, I am just that deep.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 07, 2013 04:37 PM (kdS6q)

42 Not as good as Turbonegro. Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 07, 2013 08:33 PM (hp71M) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQwGaQlYjXE

Posted by: \m/ The Political Hat \m/ at April 07, 2013 04:37 PM (Vk2pI)

43 Posted by: teej at April 07, 2013 08:34 PM (M7Cfv) Captain Beyond...early 70s.....proto Hard Rock/Metal

Posted by: BignJames at April 07, 2013 04:37 PM (Sg0G/)

44 I heard the first 18 seconds

Posted by: The legendary Flap Maxwell at April 07, 2013 04:37 PM (8sCoq)

Ah yes, Wilfred.

I tried to watch it a couple of times because it was supposed to be hip and smart, and after about five minutes I felt the urge to smack that annoying guy that played the dog stupid. And Frodo too.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch is off his meds and writing nonsense at April 07, 2013 04:38 PM (Md8Uo)

46 And wtf did i just watch? Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 07, 2013 08:29 PM (UvkJs)

That werewolf is looking better and better, isn't it?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at April 07, 2013 04:38 PM (Gk3SS)

47 This stuff has nothing on Winger! Posted by: EC at April 07, 2013 08:37 PM (doBIb) ಠ_ಠ

Posted by: \m/ The Political Hat \m/ at April 07, 2013 04:38 PM (Vk2pI)

Ice-T's Body Count

Ah, the Hardcore days. Got my nose broken in the pit at a Body Count show...good times.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2013 04:38 PM (j82ko)

49 Keyboards are not metal.

Posted by: steevy at April 07, 2013 04:38 PM (9XBK2)

50 ಠ_ಠ[i/]

My name is Stuart.

Posted by: EC at April 07, 2013 04:39 PM (doBIb)

52 Dammit.

Posted by: EC at April 07, 2013 04:39 PM (doBIb)

53 I'm into The Aqua Velvets lately http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXcypmhnbL8

Posted by: The legendary Flap Maxwell at April 07, 2013 04:39 PM (8sCoq)

54 This is what Scandinavians do to avoid suicide-inducing boredom. This... and making Ikea furniture and horse meatballs...

Posted by: \m/ The Political Hat \m/ at April 07, 2013 04:39 PM (Vk2pI)

55 Thanks for the thought garrett but...

Posted by: teej at April 07, 2013 04:40 PM (M7Cfv)

56 50 steevy,

probably not... of course arguably any synth or sweetening of the sound is not metal...

on the other hand Liberace is stone cold Def baby

Posted by: Harlekwin15-Emergency back Up Angst ID at April 07, 2013 04:40 PM (LRFds)

57 Scandi Deth Metal in bear suits?

What's the punch line?

Posted by: fluffy at April 07, 2013 04:40 PM (z9HTb)

58 oops, sorry.... my question was for the last thread that had a boy toy commenting troll.... sorry.

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin just about ready to lose it on a lefty at April 07, 2013 04:40 PM (PZPJE)

59 Son is in a death metal band in Boston. Pretty sure this is what they listen to in Hell.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 07, 2013 04:41 PM (4Mv1T)

60 Off Chess playing computer sock.

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at April 07, 2013 04:41 PM (TGAeF)

61 Son is in a death metal band in Boston. Pretty sure this is what they listen to in Hell. Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 07, 2013 08:41 PM (4Mv1T) If you only knew...

Posted by: Barry Manilow at April 07, 2013 04:41 PM (Vk2pI)

62 60 Tobacco Road,

Nah in hell they listen to Wayne Newton.....

you think Satan wants a mosh pit....he wants you wanting to die bud

Posted by: Harlekwin15-Emergency back Up Angst ID at April 07, 2013 04:42 PM (LRFds)

63 Not as good as Turbonegro.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 07, 2013 08:33 PM (hp71M)

MOAR TURBONEGRO!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3YGdPMl-2w

Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at April 07, 2013 04:42 PM (aozUR)

64 It's all pretty meaningless.

Nihilistic is the overriding theme I think...

...maybe. Or it could just be a bunch of posers relieving rubes of their cash.

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 07, 2013 04:42 PM (/gHaE)

65 But Sven- I can't stand that shit. They used to record it in my basement.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 07, 2013 04:43 PM (4Mv1T)

66 62 Barry Manilow,

Rico went too far and Tony sailed across the bar....

probably the scariest looking i've ever been and not gone violent was when i had my head used as a cement proofer by a couple of guys at the behest of my ex....

so I come home stumbling...bleeding from my temple and nose....

singing "I fall to pieces".....

Yup scared her off with Patsy Cline and a grin and a stare.

Posted by: Harlekwin15-Emergency back Up Angst ID at April 07, 2013 04:43 PM (LRFds)

67 Pretty sure this is what they listen to in Hell.

That would be a kindness. Hell issues everyone iPods preloaded with Obama speeches.

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 07, 2013 04:44 PM (/gHaE)

68 Shouldn't they be POLAR bears?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 07, 2013 04:44 PM (FhsBk)

69 I'm a metal guy but not a death metal guy.

Posted by: steevy at April 07, 2013 04:44 PM (9XBK2)

70 66 Tobacco Road,

oh you mean YOUR hell.....

got ya...

yeah one of the neat lines from storm of the century was Mr. Linoge saying, "and that's what hell is...repetition"

My personal hell?

The MSNBC all stars

Posted by: Harlekwin15-Emergency back Up Angst ID at April 07, 2013 04:44 PM (LRFds)

Son is in a death metal band in Boston. Pretty sure this is what they listen to in Hell.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 07, 2013 08:41 PM (4Mv1T)

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Hehehe.

Posted by: Lawrence Welk at April 07, 2013 04:45 PM (4JbTa)

72 ...Hell issues everyone iPods preloaded with Obama speeches.

*nose starts bleeding like in "Scanners"*

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 07, 2013 04:45 PM (4Mv1T)

Meh. Noise does not automatically mean awesome.

Fookin' Exodus. All the Skandi posers in the Cold Grey North can't hang with the Bay Area's demon seed.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Old Skool Metal Head at April 07, 2013 04:45 PM (6rcHp)

74 They're Finnish. Well then. That explains it.

Posted by: mama winger at April 07, 2013 04:45 PM (P6QsQ)

>>I'm a metal guy but not a death metal guy.

This.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2013 04:45 PM (j82ko)

76 Hell issues everyone iPods preloaded with Obama speeches.

Spoken by Fran Drescher.

Posted by: EC at April 07, 2013 04:46 PM (doBIb)

77 I thought I could ease into it with Rob Zombie...

That didn't really work out.

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 07, 2013 04:46 PM (/gHaE)

78 73 Besides the Obama speeches it also has Mooch lecturing you on eating and exercise.

Posted by: steevy at April 07, 2013 04:46 PM (9XBK2)

79 73 Tobacco Road,

quite...that would be "the change up"

Satan figures out your 2d worst and throws a curve ball every 2000 years or so

Posted by: Harlekwin15-Emergency back Up Angst ID at April 07, 2013 04:47 PM (LRFds)

80 I will say I saw Ozzie in '73 when he was still fronting Black Sabbath. So there's that.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 07, 2013 04:47 PM (4Mv1T)

81 If it hasn't been asked yet, I wonder if they shit in the woods.

Posted by: Soona at April 07, 2013 04:47 PM (4JbTa)

82 75 mama winger,

on the one hand "yeah"....

on the other...mad props nobody kills commies like the Finns

Posted by: Harlekwin15-Emergency back Up Angst ID at April 07, 2013 04:47 PM (LRFds)

Nope. What you hear in Hell is Whitney Houston, Air Supply, Barry Manilow, and whatever the hell passes for pop music these days.

*represses a shudder*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Old Skool Metal Head at April 07, 2013 04:48 PM (6rcHp)

84 Weren't these guys like a bloodhound gang doing it like the Discovery Channel?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 07, 2013 04:48 PM (Fzo3y)

85 Until the bond market regains any credibility (i.e. interest rates go above 0%), most of those older Americans wonÂ’t retire. ItÂ’s interesting that that these workers are to blame for the young not getting jobs, and on the flip-side are blamed for low worker participation rates by supposedly leaving the workforce. It can only be one way or the other.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at April 07, 2013 04:48 PM (e8kgV)

86 With garrett and steevy on this, love metal, but growling with a bunch of noisy randomness does not equal good metal music.

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at April 07, 2013 04:48 PM (TGAeF)

87
With mouths open wide
Silenced by their vice

No screams will be heard
In their state of demise

Entombed under ice
Sworn to the father of lies

Abandon all

Abandon all hope

"Whatever Legolas. You done moving those palettes of Tide from the stockroom?"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 07, 2013 04:48 PM (kdS6q)

88 If it hasn't been asked yet, I wonder if they shit in the woods. Posted by: Soona at April 07, 2013 08:47 PM (4JbTa) Yup. Too bad Europe doesn't have two-ply TP in Europe...

Posted by: Charmin at April 07, 2013 04:49 PM (Vk2pI)

89 So. No one's done a mash-up of death metal on bluegrass.

*heads explode*

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 07, 2013 04:49 PM (4Mv1T)

90 Captain Beyond? A hard rock band from the early 70's I don't know anything about? Is that because it was like DOA type stuff and so couldn't get air play. Watching ACMA's now. Haven't seen anything yet anywhere near as good as True North's stuff. Has gone as "commercial" and same sounding as everything else.

Posted by: teej at April 07, 2013 04:49 PM (/tk/V)

91 This band is considered a pioneering death metal band(they are called Death!) but they are nothing like the crap that goes by the name now.Alas the driving force(he WAS the band) died young of a brain tumor.RIP Chuck. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkKOfB_g5rk

Posted by: steevy at April 07, 2013 04:49 PM (9XBK2)

92 I've got a great Turbonegro poster of C3P0 humping R2D2. http://tinyurl.com/cmt9924

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 07, 2013 04:50 PM (hp71M)

93 New Wicked Tuna in 10 minutes...

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2013 04:50 PM (25jvy)

94 "But what if I come home to find you screwing the toaster?"

Name the movie.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 07, 2013 04:50 PM (Fzo3y)

95 How many different kinds of metal are there?

Death
Speed
Thrash
Hair
Glam

That's all I can think of from the top of my head.

Posted by: EC at April 07, 2013 04:51 PM (doBIb)

96 @90. Exodus did it. At the end of Atrocity Exhibit A. They did a bluegrass cover of Bonded by Blood, one of their really early songs. It's hidden around 23 minutes into the last song on the CD. Friggin' sweet.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Old Skool Metal Head at April 07, 2013 04:51 PM (6rcHp)

97 So. No one's done a mash-up of death metal on bluegrass.

*heads explode*

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 07, 2013 08:49 PM (4Mv1T)

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Toothgap playing "Banjos Fucking Me". Seriously, you guys.

Posted by: Soona at April 07, 2013 04:52 PM (4JbTa)

98 Death metal meet ghey Ghey, this is death metal Is there anything the scandis can't fuck up?

Posted by: Navycopjoe at April 07, 2013 04:52 PM (MBzEc)

99 Splatter

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2013 04:52 PM (25jvy)

100 96 Many,many more but I think they are mostly bullshit.

Posted by: steevy at April 07, 2013 04:52 PM (9XBK2)

101 Many,many more but I think they are mostly bullshit.

Outside of what I listed, I haven't heard of anything else.

Posted by: EC at April 07, 2013 04:53 PM (doBIb)

102 I give it a 44, Dick. It's OK to dance to, but I couldn't understand the words and I really didn't like that shit-eating part.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at April 07, 2013 04:53 PM (JQuNB)

103 Wheel of Fortune in Finland only uses three letters. A, I, and N.

Posted by: mama winger at April 07, 2013 04:53 PM (P6QsQ)

104 @ 96 There is prog and power as well.

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at April 07, 2013 04:54 PM (TGAeF)

105 How many different kinds of metal are there? Posted by: EC at April 07, 2013 08:51 PM (doBIb) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heavy_metal_subgenres

Posted by: \m/ The Political Hat at April 07, 2013 04:54 PM (Vk2pI)

106 How about Kesha done death metal style?

http://youtu.be/IvH4hfRiB_g

I think ace/cob linked this once.

Posted by: EC at April 07, 2013 04:55 PM (doBIb)

107

@96. Most are stupid, basically punk with more expensive guitars and much more gain. Hardcore, grindcore, Nu-metal, and so forth.

The brain-damaged Skandis aside, some really good metal comes from Europe. Helloween is a great example.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Old Skool Metal Head at April 07, 2013 04:55 PM (6rcHp)

108 >>>Many,many more but I think they are mostly bullshit.

Every time son #1 gets in a new band, the songs are the same, but the website lists some new sub-genre of metal. Latest is grind-core I think.

I gave him him my Fat Strat and Fender amp when he was 12, and have been distressed he can't do more with it, considering his talent.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 07, 2013 04:55 PM (4Mv1T)

109 102 Sludge,Hardcore,Grindcore,Black Metal(Satanic) and more even that I can remember.

Posted by: steevy at April 07, 2013 04:55 PM (9XBK2)

110 Living Color live at Wrestlemania and .... they kinda suck. Recording is much better. Guy's voice is off. Plus he's dress like Lavar Burton as a newsboy with a gray afro. Odd.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 07, 2013 04:55 PM (ZPrif)

111

>>>How many different kinds of metal are there?

Where's Chemjeff. He should know.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2013 04:55 PM (25jvy)

112
I liked Millencolin. Especially the video for "Kemp" -- with the robots.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 07, 2013 04:56 PM (kdS6q)

113 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heavy_metal_subgenres

Yeah, that's some weird shit in there.

Posted by: EC at April 07, 2013 04:56 PM (doBIb)

114 Meshuggah are a category all their own.

Posted by: steevy at April 07, 2013 04:56 PM (9XBK2)

115 That werewolf is looking better and better, isn't it? Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at April 07, 2013 08:38 PM (Gk3SS) Please my queen, will the werewolf eat the deth metal bears?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 07, 2013 04:57 PM (GEICT)

116 Is there anything the scandis can't fuck up? Meatballs. But ummm, after that your point stands.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 07, 2013 04:57 PM (TbAwO)

117 @111. Corey Glover. He was in Platoon. He was the one who was beside Charlie Sheen at the dust-off site at the end, saying "we gonna get high!"

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Old Skool Metal Head at April 07, 2013 04:58 PM (6rcHp)

118 Death Metal Teletubbies?

Why not? The 1980's metal went all frou-frou pre-Revolutionary French nobility with satin and lace; why not continue to debase everything.

Let's really dive-bomb everything - let's dress as My Little Ponies while doing rock. Let's just ride that H-Bomb of rebellion even deeper into the Whiskey Tango!

BTW - where are we going and why are we all in a handbasket?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pirate Scum of Umbar at April 07, 2013 04:58 PM (gmoEG)

119 78 I thought I could ease into it with Rob Zombie... That didn't really work out. Posted by: @PurpAv at April 07, 2013 08:46 PM (/gHaE) Dragula http://youtu.be/EqQuihD0hoI

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 07, 2013 04:58 PM (GEICT)

120 Am I still banned for wishing ill on a Dem?

Posted by: njinfl at April 07, 2013 04:59 PM (Iis02)

121 "Where's chemjeff? He should know." Heh. Okay, that was good.

Posted by: teej at April 07, 2013 04:59 PM (d4o2E)

122 teej.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kV0fsIPl4mc

Posted by: BignJames at April 07, 2013 05:00 PM (Sg0G/)

123 Corey and the rest of the guys in LC are super nice. Will Calhoun is one of the most overlooked drummers in modern music.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2013 05:00 PM (25jvy)

124 TB3K. *BOOM*

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 07, 2013 05:00 PM (4Mv1T)

125 Whitezombie was pretty good but than Rob Zombie got all full of what an "artist" he was and got rid of the band name and it became crap.

Posted by: steevy at April 07, 2013 05:00 PM (9XBK2)

126 Has anyone noticed that those bears don't have any dicks?

Posted by: Soona at April 07, 2013 05:01 PM (4JbTa)

127 One of those guys in LC went to Berklee in Boston. Son just spent a year there.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 07, 2013 05:01 PM (4Mv1T)

128 @115 There are other djent bands besides Meshuggah, though - Animals As Leaders, TesseracT, and Periphery, for instance, and some other bands occasionally venture into that territory. Personally, as far as metal subgenres go, I'm more into prog, black, power, sludge, stoner, Southern, Viking, and crust punk (in no particular order).

Posted by: The Rogue Economist at April 07, 2013 05:01 PM (/VINK)

129 Is there anything the scandis can't fuck up? Meatballs. But ummm, after that your point stands. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 07, 2013 08:57 PM (TbAwO) beg to differ. (link goest to Time) http://tinyurl.com/agvzrc9

Posted by: elizabethe at April 07, 2013 05:01 PM (qPCAa)

130 @125. Right? Astro-Creep 2000 shredded. But then, the ego kicked in and he got rid of the talent.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Old Skool Metal Head at April 07, 2013 05:01 PM (6rcHp)

131 Deth Metal - pikers! Serbian Turbo-folk. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0rT_Lm8MVI

Posted by: Metis at April 07, 2013 05:02 PM (Xo63R)

132 4 Well, they ain't GWAR. So there's that. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 07, 2013 08:26 PM (+z4pE) None of them can hold a candle to Conway Twitty.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at April 07, 2013 05:02 PM (Zd/NW)

133 128 See,I know those other bands and I know of the "Djent" label but the only one I like of those is Meshuggah and to me they aren't very similar.

Posted by: steevy at April 07, 2013 05:02 PM (9XBK2)

134 I can actually handle Rob Zombie. Kinda. These guys not so much.

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 07, 2013 05:02 PM (/gHaE)

135 The only thing missing from that list is -Deth Polka!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 07, 2013 05:03 PM (Fzo3y)

136 Is there anything the scandis can't fuck up?

They make a pretty mean supercar.

Posted by: EC at April 07, 2013 05:03 PM (doBIb)

137 Death Metal pedo tubby Bears?

Meh..

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 07, 2013 05:03 PM (G2dqF)

138 ...None of them can hold a candle to Conway Twitty.

Not his hairstyle, anywho.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 07, 2013 05:03 PM (4Mv1T)

139 TB3K. *BOOM*

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 07, 2013 09:00 PM (4Mv1T)

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He didn't even try to hide the maggots.

Posted by: Soona at April 07, 2013 05:03 PM (4JbTa)

140 am looking at the opening of ACM awards show thinking wtf happened to country music have the sound off so as to avoid the caterwauling

Posted by: The legendary Flap Maxwell at April 07, 2013 05:03 PM (8sCoq)

141 VIA - Metal Hed Elmo

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 07, 2013 05:03 PM (Fzo3y)

142 Is there Scab Metal? It seems as though there should be.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at April 07, 2013 05:03 PM (JQuNB)

143 YES!

I just reordered Swashbucklers Blue Vs Gray for the PC!

Posted by: Harlekwin15-Emergency back Up Angst ID at April 07, 2013 05:04 PM (LRFds)

144 126 Has anyone noticed that those bears don't have any dicks? Posted by: Soona at April 07, 2013 09:01 PM (4JbTa) Oh thank God, I get the night off.

Posted by: The Chicken at April 07, 2013 05:04 PM (Zd/NW)

145

Yes, your honor, it's true.

These bears have no dicks.

Posted by: Dr. Peter Venkmen in "Metal Busters!" at April 07, 2013 05:04 PM (Md8Uo)

146

Corey Glover. He was in Platoon. He was the one who was beside Charlie Sheen at the dust-off site at the end, saying "we gonna get high!"

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Old Skool Metal Head at April 07, 2013 08:58 PM (6rcHp)

Was that really the same guy?

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 07, 2013 05:04 PM (5wHPS)

147 Deth Metal Rap Hip Hop Music's unwanted bastard children

Posted by: RustyG at April 07, 2013 05:04 PM (Nhua7)

148 Volvos used to be good...boxy, but good. I don't even know who owns the company anymore...

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 07, 2013 05:04 PM (/gHaE)

149 Thanks Big, but whenever I'm here I'm on a phone. No copy paste. Limited data.

Posted by: teej at April 07, 2013 05:05 PM (d4o2E)

150 The only thing missing from that list is -Deth Polka!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 07, 2013 09:03 PM (Fzo3y)

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Hey. Those accordian riffs will set you into a sexual frenzy.

Posted by: Soona at April 07, 2013 05:05 PM (4JbTa)

151 Was that really the same guy?

Yes. Corey had a small role in Platoon. So did Johnny Depp.

Posted by: EC at April 07, 2013 05:05 PM (doBIb)

152

>>Was that really the same guy?

Yep. That's Corey.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2013 05:05 PM (25jvy)

153 thinking wtf happened to country music

You gotta listen to Kid Rock for that now.

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 07, 2013 05:06 PM (/gHaE)

154 Watching the ACM awards and Miranda Lambert is leading the contest to become my mistress.

Posted by: MrCaniac, AKA Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 07, 2013 05:06 PM (Zd/NW)

155 This band is considerd "Stoner" but to me they are just metal,and good metal at that(who happened to be stone a lot)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0VPVawpN8E

Posted by: steevy at April 07, 2013 05:06 PM (9XBK2)

156 @133 Fair enough. (Personally of the bands in that classification I'm most partial to Animals As Leaders, even if their second album isn't as good as their self-titled debut and they're entirely instrumental.) You also get into some weird stuff when bands start fusing jazz into their extreme metal, though... bands like Shining, Atheist, and Gorguts in particular come to mind.

Posted by: The Rogue Economist at April 07, 2013 05:06 PM (/VINK)

157 Forget Scandinavia... you gotta go Taiwan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heF_NPJbv8Y

Posted by: \m/ The Political Hat at April 07, 2013 05:06 PM (Vk2pI)

158 Volvos used to be good...boxy, but good. I don't even know who owns the company anymore...

Not Volvos...

http://www.koenigsegg.com/models/agera-r/

Posted by: EC at April 07, 2013 05:06 PM (doBIb)

159 148 Volvos used to be good...boxy, but good. I don't even know who owns the company anymore...

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 07, 2013 09:04 PM (/gHaE)

Some chinese outfit.

I have two of them, and love em'

'specially the wagon....with the NRA sticker in the back.
Really F*cks with liberals here in Baltimore.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 07, 2013 05:07 PM (G2dqF)

160 123. True but Vernon reed is a overrated guitarist Metal masterbation

Posted by: Navycopjoe at April 07, 2013 05:07 PM (MBzEc)

161 Gorguts would be great except for that Neo-Marxist, Marcusean element.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at April 07, 2013 05:07 PM (JQuNB)

162 95 "But what if I come home to find you screwing the toaster?"

Name the movie.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 07, 2013 08:50 PM (Fzo3y)

Heavy Metal.

Great soundtrack

Posted by: Shannow at April 07, 2013 05:07 PM (XP/LE)

163 One of the most interesting Metal bands ever: Lawnmower Deth http://tinyurl.com/cfeerdo

Posted by: \m/ The Political Hat at April 07, 2013 05:08 PM (Vk2pI)

164 The Swiss Air Force video is still good....

http://www.youtube.com
/watch?v=VJD4KlmF3Ag

put it together....

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pirate Scum of Umbar at April 07, 2013 05:08 PM (gmoEG)

165 Volvos- the bane to motorcycles everywhere

Posted by: Navycopjoe at April 07, 2013 05:09 PM (MBzEc)

166 Conway! Oh man. One of the best ever. Conway and Sam doing Rainy Night in Georgia. It's on u tube folks. If you haven't heard it...

Posted by: teej at April 07, 2013 05:09 PM (d4o2E)

167 One of the most interesting Metal bands ever: Lawnmower Deth

I have to give that one to "Pussy Riot".

Posted by: EC at April 07, 2013 05:09 PM (doBIb)

168

>>True but Vernon reed is a overrated guitarist

He's on another planet. I wouldn't call him overrated, though.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2013 05:09 PM (25jvy)

169 I don't know about that carbon fiber wheel shit. My experience with CF has been that it has two modes -- OK, or catastrophic failure at very inconvenient times.

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 07, 2013 05:10 PM (/gHaE)

170 163 One of the most interesting Metal bands ever: Lawnmower Deth

http://tinyurl.com/cfeerdo
Posted by: \m/ The Political Hat at April 07, 2013 09:08 PM (Vk2pI)

And what would Lawnmower Deth be without a flying lawnmower?

http://tinyurl.com/6dpnvm

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 07, 2013 05:10 PM (G2dqF)

171 160 Yeah,just not my style.

Posted by: steevy at April 07, 2013 05:10 PM (9XBK2)

172 Which moron was in a metal band? Buzzion?

Posted by: EC at April 07, 2013 05:10 PM (doBIb)

173 Undertaker impressive for his one match a year.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 07, 2013 05:10 PM (ZPrif)

174 I have to give that one to "Pussy Riot". Posted by: EC at April 07, 2013 09:09 PM (doBIb) They're more punk, really. How can they compete with a band that has songs like "Cobwoman of Deth meets Mr. Smellymop" and "Flying Killer Cobs from the Planet Bob"?

Posted by: \m/ The Political Hat at April 07, 2013 05:11 PM (Vk2pI)

175 Keyboards are not metal.

Megadeth- Last Rites/Loved to Death

Posted by: metal head at April 07, 2013 05:11 PM (uPbpg)

176 Gang, I lost interest in rock music when Jim Croce died in a plane crash.

I have no idea what this is about, nor do I understand the music.

I will check in on the ONT if I don't go to bed first.

Posted by: Miss Marple at April 07, 2013 05:12 PM (GoIUi)

177

New a young guy who told me he had a metal band called Butt Munch. I dared not ask him what venues he played.

Posted by: Soona at April 07, 2013 05:12 PM (4JbTa)

178

>>I don't know about that carbon fiber wheel shit.

I wouldn't trust CF for a wheel or for handlebars for that matter.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2013 05:12 PM (25jvy)

179 I've always been in favor of the speed and or thrash variety(though I don't mind the occasional slower track).No keyboards please(Mastodon why?????)

Posted by: steevy at April 07, 2013 05:12 PM (9XBK2)

180 95 "But what if I come home to find you screwing the toaster?" Name the movie. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 07, 2013 08:50 PM (Fzo3y) Battlestar Galactica: The Shit Years?

Posted by: MrCaniac, AKA Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 07, 2013 05:12 PM (Zd/NW)

181 We need a Hardcore Bluegrass thread for the backwoods rootin', tootin', shootin', galootin', pork fuggin morons.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 07, 2013 05:12 PM (4Mv1T)

182 Berserker played in a Metal Band to be un-named at a later date.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2013 05:13 PM (25jvy)

183 157 Forget Scandinavia... you gotta go Taiwan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heF_NPJbv8Y Posted by: \m/ The Political Hat at April 07, 2013 09:06 PM (Vk2pI) I see your Taiwan and offer you Japan http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_43MxGunPvc

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at April 07, 2013 05:14 PM (TGAeF)

184 ...or not named.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2013 05:14 PM (25jvy)

185 The blond in "The Band Perry", or Miranda Lambert?

Discuss

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 07, 2013 05:15 PM (G2dqF)

186 This one has better audio.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4pvC8eaNlQ

Posted by: steevy at April 07, 2013 05:15 PM (9XBK2)

187 We need a Hardcore Bluegrass thread for the backwoods rootin', tootin', shootin', galootin', pork fuggin morons.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 07, 2013 09:12 PM (4Mv1T)

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A banjopalooza. I do like bluegrass as long as no one sings.

Posted by: Soona at April 07, 2013 05:16 PM (4JbTa)

188 G.I. Joe: Ris of Cobra is on. Damn. Scarlett. Damn.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 07, 2013 05:16 PM (GEICT)

189

Interesting discovery....if you listen to Rage Against the Machine (ultra, ultra far left band) nowadays - juxtaposed against the current administration - they sound like a far right conservative band...

Lost the culture, the culture lost

Spun our minds and through time

Ignorance has taken over

Yo, we gotta take the power back!

Bam! HereÂ’s the plan

Motherfuck Uncle Sam

Step back, I know who I am

Raise up your ear, IÂ’ll drop the style and clear

ItÂ’s the beats and the lyrics they fear

The rage is relentless

We need a movement with a quickness

You are the witness of change

And to counteract

We gotta take the power back

Posted by: Icedog at April 07, 2013 05:16 PM (ZolUS)

190 teej --- you still around?

Posted by: L, elle at April 07, 2013 05:16 PM (0PiQ4)

191 I see your Taiwan and offer you Japan

Strong Ozzy vibe there. Nice.

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 07, 2013 05:17 PM (/gHaE)

192 Also offer one of my favorite bands: Shoalin Death Squad: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KVmuzJ0Vuc

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at April 07, 2013 05:17 PM (TGAeF)

193 I see your Taiwan and offer you Japan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_43MxGunPvc

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at April 07, 2013 09:14 PM (TGAeF)

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Nothing trumps the Japs when it comes to "strange".

Posted by: Soona at April 07, 2013 05:17 PM (4JbTa)

194 A little Voivod: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NgOTD0vyf0

Posted by: Thë Pölïtïcäl Ḧät at April 07, 2013 05:18 PM (Vk2pI)

195 189 Yeah,I noticed that irony with some of the really anti Bush songs by Lamb of God too.

Posted by: steevy at April 07, 2013 05:18 PM (9XBK2)

196 A little Voivod:

Saw them open for Metallica back in Toronto.

Posted by: EC at April 07, 2013 05:18 PM (doBIb)

197

Miranda Lambert?

Discuss

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 07, 2013 09:15 PM (G2dqF)

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Ever pay attention to the lyrics in her songs? Screw up and she'd have your scrotum for a change purse.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 07, 2013 05:19 PM (5wHPS)

198 Nothing trumps the Japs when it comes to "strange". Posted by: Soona at April 07, 2013 09:17 PM (4JbTa) Discovered them by accident, has to be one of the few metal bands with Buddhism listed as a lyrical theme.

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at April 07, 2013 05:19 PM (TGAeF)

199 @189, 195 For that matter, the lyrics in Queensryche's "Operation: Mindcrime", jabs at religion aside, are pretty much able to be party-swapped twenty-five years later.

Posted by: The Rogue Economist at April 07, 2013 05:19 PM (/VINK)

200 Gonna eat some pie and watch some tv. Out.

Posted by: Soona at April 07, 2013 05:20 PM (4JbTa)

201 Country Bob and the Blood Farmers

Tesco Vee

I hope (? - dare I hope?) I got those right.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pirate Scum of Umbar at April 07, 2013 05:20 PM (gmoEG)

202 hard to rage against the machine when you've become the machine

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 07, 2013 05:20 PM (/gHaE)

203 Not dirivitive? I humbly beg to differ. Beloved hubby has this on his iPod. When he gets back from his "can't wait for dinner" drive, I'll ask him. Maybe the same band, but I doubt. I've been listening to this shit, involuntarily, for most of my adult life. At maximum volume. Sucks to be me, sometimes. But to be fair, sucks to be him sometimes, too.

Posted by: kalneva at April 07, 2013 05:21 PM (S+/pH)

204 202 hard to rage against the machine when you've become the machine Posted by: @PurpAv at April 07, 2013 09:20 PM (/gHaE) Hate RATM's vocals and politics. Love the sound.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 07, 2013 05:21 PM (GEICT)

205 @199. Mindcrime was a great album in many ways, but I never liked bands going political. And Geoff Tate is fucking douche nozzle.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Old Skool Metal Head at April 07, 2013 05:22 PM (6rcHp)

206 2. As The Palaces Burn
The fiends have gagged a generation of pacified fools
Bound by our greed a nation enslaved as corporate tools.
Arise and raze the legacy of their lies
To realize that this in itself is an ascension
Towards the day we revolt.
As the seeds you've cast away take hold
War will be born.
Rejoice, the age of the fall has begun
We'll dance as the palaces burn.
A shot gun blast into the face of deceit
You'll gain your just reward.
We'll not rest until the purge is complete
You will reap what you've sown.
My redemption lies in your demise.
In such a world as this does one dare to think for himself?
The paradox of power and peace will destroy itself
To know the truth and live in fear of no man.
To realize that this in itself is an ascension
Toward the day we revolt.
As the seeds you've cast away take hold
War will be born.
Rejoice, the age of the fall has begun
We'll dance as the palaces burn.
My redemption lies in your demise.
Rejoice, the age of the fall has begun.
We'll dance as the palaces burn.

Posted by: steevy at April 07, 2013 05:22 PM (9XBK2)

Posted by: Thë Pölïtïcäl Ḧät at April 07, 2013 05:22 PM (Vk2pI)

208 How about those guys I know and mention here betimes opened for Band Perry, in front of 20K+. And not just according to me, put on the better show. Okay, one inside story from that day. Had pretty much finished the set up and was talking with my friend Gary. Band Perry's stage manager came up to Gary with a list of cover tunes they were going to do. Gary very politely told him it's okay, we don't do any covers. All originals. Oh. Okay. Thanks.

Posted by: teej at April 07, 2013 05:23 PM (ma+gB)

209 Bear Assed would be my groups name. and we'd crank up to eleventy.

Posted by: Guido-Chair Dept. of Squid Diversity at April 07, 2013 05:23 PM (NQq8e)

210 Not dirivitive? I humbly beg to differ.

I read a few different reviews before posting this. Yea, I didn't believe it either

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 07, 2013 05:23 PM (/gHaE)

211 @202. Man, talk about a schizophrenic love/hate thing. Some great riffs, super power, but jeez, STFU Zac. We get it. You're pissed off and shit.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Old Skool Metal Head at April 07, 2013 05:24 PM (6rcHp)

212 204 I remember the hilarity of them being on the soundtrack of a summer blockbuster movie(Godzilla) they even mention it in a song.

Posted by: steevy at April 07, 2013 05:24 PM (9XBK2)

213

and we would be... well...asstastic!

Posted by: Guido-Chair Dept. of Squid Diversity at April 07, 2013 05:24 PM (NQq8e)

214 So what

Posted by: buggered at April 07, 2013 05:24 PM (c4aAS)

215 TPH, go Bjork yoÃœrsÃ«lf!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 07, 2013 05:24 PM (Fzo3y)

216 undertaker

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 07, 2013 05:25 PM (ZPrif)

217 "202 hard to rage against the machine when you've become the machine

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 07, 2013 09:20 PM (/gHaE)"

Try watching the documentary "Woodstock" and all the "fight the man" hippies who are now the facists trashing our country...without throwing something through your TV screen.

Posted by: Icedog at April 07, 2013 05:25 PM (3qKP/)

218

Oh, I can hear my hubby arriving now! From the road. Gah! It's the only thing we don't have in common. I like music, don't get me wrong. I just prefer to keep my eardrums intact.

Posted by: kalneva at April 07, 2013 05:25 PM (S+/pH)

219 Hi L,

How ya doing kid?

Posted by: teej at April 07, 2013 05:26 PM (ma+gB)

220 Rage Against the Minivan.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 07, 2013 05:26 PM (ZPrif)

221 How bout this one,wonder what they think of the ongoing drone blast- orama?

3. Now You've Got Something To Die For
Now you've got something to die for.
Infidel, Imperial
Lust for blood, a blind crusade
Apocalyptic, we count the days.
Bombs to set the people free, blood to feed the dollar tree
Flags for coffins on the screen, oil for the machine
Army of the liberation, gunpoint indoctrination
The fires of sedition
Fulfill the prophecy.
Now you've got something to die for.
Send the children to the fire, sons and daughters stack the pyre
Stoke the flame of the empire, live to lie another day
Face of hypocrisy, raping democracy
Apocalyptic, we count the days.
We'll never get out of this hole until we've dug our own grave
And drug the rest down with us, the burning home of the brave
Burn.
Now you've got something to die for.

Posted by: steevy at April 07, 2013 05:26 PM (9XBK2)

222 Rage Against the Minivan. I still listen to them!!'

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 07, 2013 05:28 PM (nVj9E)

223 Taker vs Punk was a great wrestling match.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 07, 2013 05:28 PM (ZPrif)

224 Ace will never write like Lincoln

Giver er up Ace...

Posted by: Zees at April 07, 2013 05:28 PM (c4aAS)

225 222 Taker vs Punk was a great wrestling match. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 07, 2013 09:28 PM (ZPrif) Streak intact?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 07, 2013 05:29 PM (GEICT)

226 189 Posted by: Icedog at April 07, 2013 09:16 PM (ZolUS) That is very interesting. Liberals have been screaming "fascist" for so long that the word has lost all meaning. Nixon was a fascist, Reagan was a fascist, Bush was a fascist, etc. Now we have a literal, honest-to-God fascist regime in power, and...crickets.

Posted by: rickl at April 07, 2013 05:30 PM (sdi6R)

227 212 204 I remember the hilarity of them being on the soundtrack of a summer blockbuster movie(Godzilla) they even mention it in a song. Posted by: steevy at April 07, 2013 09:24 PM (9XBK2) Ya Infectious Groove (Mike Muir's other band) has a song called Do what I tell ya, calling them out for being hypocritical knobs. Thou as mentioned they do have some good songs. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8l2UtJ83I4

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at April 07, 2013 05:30 PM (TGAeF)

228

Remember back in the late 70's when they told us that if we saved $2000 a year and interest rates remained at 17.4% that by the time we went to retire, we would have a million dollars.
Seems so silly now.

Posted by: Harold Finch at April 07, 2013 05:30 PM (e8kgV)

229 Lincoln the dimwits rant...

Posted by: Zeesss at April 07, 2013 05:30 PM (c4aAS)

230 Crowd went crazy for the Undertaker v Punk match. Really amazing. Crazy thing is everybody knows what the outcome has to be. But somehow they're able to build real drama and real doubt. As the art of pro wrestling goes, that was fantastic.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 07, 2013 05:31 PM (ZPrif)

231 What about Lounge against the Machine?

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at April 07, 2013 05:31 PM (TGAeF)

232 This one really takes the cake though.Let it Burn!10. Vigil
Our father thy will be done.
I have denied this life its worth
I will not be the victim.
Sickness to you my master
Here's to getting worse
Hope it kills you faster.
Show me how it hurts to rot from the inside out.
This vigil burns
Until the day our fires overtake you.
Our father we forsake you.
Blessed be his name
Nothing now the same.
Ask me why I hate
Why I've prayed to see the nation that I loved disintegrate
And gladly give my life
That revolution regenerates.
In honor of the strife of those who've died
In generations before for your blood stained glory
I reject you
I deny you
I defy you to continue.
Smite the shepherd and the sheep will be scattered.

Posted by: steevy at April 07, 2013 05:31 PM (9XBK2)

233 Son is in a death metal band in Boston. Pretty sure this is what they listen to in Hell. Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 07, 2013 08:41 PM (4Mv1T) If you only knew... Posted by: Barry Manilow at April 07, 2013 08:41 PM (Vk2pI) One of Gary Larson's better Far Side cartoons. "Welcome to Heaven. Here's your harp." "Welcome to Hell. Here's your accordion."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 07, 2013 05:31 PM (MBqvE)

234

Now we have a literal, honest-to-God fascist regime in power, and...crickets.

Posted by: rickl at April 07, 2013 09:30 PM (sdi6R)

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Well..he's THEIR fascist.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 07, 2013 05:31 PM (5wHPS)

235 TB3K in overdrive tonight

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 07, 2013 05:32 PM (4Mv1T)

236 Gaylord Focker is the fascist they voted for. The one they have been waiting for.

Yay, only need about 1,500 more words to reach today's word count target.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 07, 2013 05:32 PM (Fzo3y)

237

Actually, Captain Beyond was Progressive Southern Rock. They were on the Capricorn label, who, during that time, only did SR.

And on that note, it's time for me to get caught up on last week's episode of Vikings and hope I can stay awake for this week's installment.

Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 07, 2013 05:33 PM (+z4pE)

238

Dope, is who it sounds like to me. "Die MutherFucker, Die!" Comes in handy sometimes. (I can't spell occassion or ocassion or whatever the fuck.)

Posted by: kalneva at April 07, 2013 05:33 PM (S+/pH)

239 Yippee! How bad is the song? I'm not in the mood to listen to bad music. I just came from church and the choir pretty much sucks. But the last song rocked. And there I was singing along off key like a dork. I'm good, good. I'm finally pushing back against this cold. Today was the first day in 2 weeks that I've felt better. How are you? Did you catch anything last night?

Posted by: L, elle at April 07, 2013 05:33 PM (0PiQ4)

240 What about Lounge against the Machine? Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at April 07, 2013 09:31 PM (TGAeF) Richard Cheese's version of "Welcome to the Jungle" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr7EBuz-2xI

Posted by: Thë Pölïtïcäl Ḧät at April 07, 2013 05:33 PM (Vk2pI)

241 Sean:

Rage against the minivan?

It's the carseats - those are the source of all evil - and the goldfish cracker crumbs everywhere. At least, that's what my brother says - and then he gets sucked back in again when one of the tykes grabs him when he gets home.

Lucky so-and-so that he is.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pirate Scum of Umbar at April 07, 2013 05:33 PM (gmoEG)

242 AP- Go, Go, Go, you can do it.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 07, 2013 05:33 PM (4Mv1T)

243 Burp

Posted by: Skelter at April 07, 2013 05:34 PM (sQgKx)

244 SmegmaTones seriously you guys

Posted by: BignJames at April 07, 2013 05:35 PM (Sg0G/)

245 234
Actually, Captain Beyond was Progressive Southern Rock. They were on the Capricorn label, who, during that time, only did SR.
Also White Witch.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 07, 2013 05:35 PM (FhsBk)

246 Hi to you, SB.

Posted by: L, elle at April 07, 2013 05:36 PM (0PiQ4)

247 Lesnar is such a freak of nature

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 07, 2013 05:38 PM (ZPrif)

248
http://bit.ly/10wAAtK

Death metal instructional video.

Posted by: sTevo at April 07, 2013 05:39 PM (OhZM6)

249 God is watching us

Posted by: Zees at April 07, 2013 05:40 PM (sQgKx)

250 Progressive Southern Rock do huh?

Posted by: BignJames at April 07, 2013 05:41 PM (Sg0G/)

251 the poets

oxygen...

Posted by: Zees at April 07, 2013 05:41 PM (sQgKx)

252 You really think I listened to the song? Heh. Glad your cold is getting better!!!! And don't worry about being off key when you sing in church, around friends or alone. Especially not in church. It's about making a joyful noise. See Psalm 100 I think it is. Make a joyful noise unto the Lord all ye lands Serve the Lord with gladness Come before his presence with singing Caught a few last night and today but nothing to write home about. Did catch on 9 inch bluegill Fri evening but that was the only keeper so he lived to swim and be caught another day.

Posted by: teej at April 07, 2013 05:41 PM (GhSTE)

253 204 I remember the hilarity of them being on the soundtrack of a summer blockbuster movie(Godzilla) they even mention it in a song. Posted by: steevy at April 07, 2013 09:24 PM (9XBK2) I remember an interview that Tom Morello did for the Godzilla soundtrack, where he was gushing over getting to work with Jimmy Page and Puff Daddy. Spent most of the interview talking about how Puffy had such AMAZING ideas. As if his usual gimmick of rapping over a karaoke mixtape qualifies as "amazing". Still, Morello has done some excellent acting work in Hollywood. My favorite Tom Morello scene, he really makes this scene from Iron Man memorable. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4BJBz8GpzI&feature=player_detailpage#t=4s

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 07, 2013 05:42 PM (MBqvE)

254 Death metal and guns. Sweeeet.

Posted by: Berserker at April 07, 2013 05:43 PM (FMbng)

255 I think this is where country music has been hiding lately...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06WM8oLH87M

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 07, 2013 05:44 PM (/gHaE)

256 I can see you

Posted by: Zees at April 07, 2013 05:44 PM (sQgKx)

257 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 07, 2013 09:42 PM (MBqvE)

Wasn't it you or some other moron that said that Rage Against the Machine was basically a rap metal boy band assembled by Sony?

I also remember an interview around 1996 with Morello on MTV where he was extolling the virtues of IHOP.

Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at April 07, 2013 05:45 PM (aozUR)

258 245 http://bit.ly/10wAAtK Death metal instructional video. Posted by: sTevo at April 07, 2013 09:39 PM (OhZM6) That was hilarious.

Posted by: rickl at April 07, 2013 05:46 PM (sdi6R)

259 250 Yeah,I can see it clearly in my mind without watching.SPLAT!

Posted by: steevy at April 07, 2013 05:46 PM (9XBK2)

260 Leopold

Posted by: Zees at April 07, 2013 05:47 PM (sQgKx)

261 Spanish announcer's table just died.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 07, 2013 05:47 PM (ZPrif)

262 I also remember an interview around 1996 with Morello on MTV where he was extolling the virtues of IHOP.

Lots of calories at proletariat friendly prices?

Posted by: fluffy at April 07, 2013 05:47 PM (z9HTb)

263

One of Gary Larson's better Far Side cartoons. "Welcome to Heaven. Here's your harp." "Welcome to Hell. Here's your accordion." Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 07, 2013 09:31 PM (MBqvE)

Heh. Old Polish people around here wouldn't consider that punishment though. I think in hell you have to listen to the music you hate the most, whatever it is. Hitler gets to listen to classical music - by Jewish composers. He's getting raped by the barbed cock of Satan with Mendelsohn playing in the background.

Posted by: Donna V. at April 07, 2013 05:47 PM (R3gO3)

264 Little Big Town with the "artistic segment of the evening".

Posted by: MrCaniac, AKA Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 07, 2013 05:48 PM (Zd/NW)

265 Life is but a joke

The hour is gettin late

Posted by: Zees at April 07, 2013 05:48 PM (sQgKx)

266 Wasn't it you or some other moron that said that Rage Against the Machine was basically a rap metal boy band assembled by Sony? I also remember an interview around 1996 with Morello on MTV where he was extolling the virtues of IHOP. Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at April 07, 2013 09:45 PM (aozUR) That was another moron, I'm afraid. I vaguely remember the comment, and whoever it was hit the nail on the head.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 07, 2013 05:48 PM (MBqvE)

267 You've gotta gimme some tips, angler. I am a miserable fisher. I've never caught a dang thing. I think it's an issue of bait. But, I enjoy the activity; it's quiet and relaxing until the end when I cuss out the fish that keep evading me.

Posted by: L, elle at April 07, 2013 05:48 PM (0PiQ4)

268 Okay Purp, just for you I stuck some of that country music that is "hiding" back in my nic. Only about 1/4 of it is country/country. The rest is just good old American music with a country feel.

Posted by: teej at April 07, 2013 05:49 PM (cWpCn)

269 Morello is from a rich family right?(and commie of course)

Posted by: steevy at April 07, 2013 05:49 PM (9XBK2)

270 Even though I'm a lifelong metal head, I still can't get my head around the cookie monster vocals.

Posted by: Berserker at April 07, 2013 05:49 PM (FMbng)

271 262- All along the Watchtower-

Dylan first, but Hendrix made it his own, per Dylan.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 07, 2013 05:49 PM (4Mv1T)

272
Lots of calories at proletariat friendly prices?

Posted by: fluffy at April 07, 2013 09:47 PM (z9HTb)

If I remember correctly, it was a straight up impromptu ad pitch extolling the virtues of delicious pamcakes, no commie symp justification.

Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at April 07, 2013 05:50 PM (aozUR)

273 264

nice

Posted by: Zees at April 07, 2013 05:50 PM (sQgKx)

274 267 Yeah,not my bag.I prefer the usual shouting in key.

Posted by: steevy at April 07, 2013 05:51 PM (9XBK2)

275 268 Dylan first, but Hendrix made it his own, per Dylan. Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 07, 2013 09:49 PM (4Mv1T) And nowadays, Dylan and his band perform it Hendrix-style, more or less.

Posted by: rickl at April 07, 2013 05:52 PM (sdi6R)

276 Posted by: L, elle at April 07, 2013 09:48 PM (0PiQ4)

damn, she can write

unlike the Ace...

Posted by: Zees at April 07, 2013 05:52 PM (sQgKx)

277 So are trolls posting classic rock lyrics now?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 07, 2013 05:54 PM (4Mv1T)

278 Who's socking Zees? And what da hell does Zees mean?

Posted by: L, elle at April 07, 2013 05:54 PM (0PiQ4)

279 264 You've gotta gimme some tips, angler. I am a miserable fisher. I've never caught a dang thing. I think it's an issue of bait. But, I enjoy the activity; it's quiet and relaxing until the end when I cuss out the fish that keep evading me.

Go girl

Posted by: Zees at April 07, 2013 05:55 PM (sQgKx)

280 Well young lady, I started fishing in 4th grade which means I've been fishing, well, a long time. I'm not sure what kind of water you fish or what you're fishing for. I'd need to know that first.

Posted by: teej at April 07, 2013 05:55 PM (K4AdI)

281 I tried the True North samples...nice.

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 07, 2013 05:56 PM (/gHaE)

282 A bass'll hit a jitterbug like Michael Moore hits a case of Twinkies.

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 07, 2013 05:57 PM (/gHaE)

283 Morello is from a rich family right?(and commie of course) Posted by: steevy at April 07, 2013 09:49 PM (9XBK2) Dad was a Kenyan diplomat who knocked up his lefty white mom and almost immediately abandoned them. Grew up to somehow go to an Ivy League university without any reasonable explanation as to how he managed it. Sound like anyone we know?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 07, 2013 05:58 PM (MBqvE)

284 Holy shit, Faith Hill needs a sammich STAT!

Posted by: MrCaniac, AKA Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 07, 2013 05:58 PM (Zd/NW)

285 Fresh water. Lakes that are supposed to be stocked with I think trout. I know bc every dude around me reels'em in while I watch hating myself.

Posted by: L, elle at April 07, 2013 05:58 PM (0PiQ4)

286 Sound like anyone we know? Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 07, 2013 09:58 PM (MBqvE) Joe Biden?

Posted by: MrCaniac, AKA Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 07, 2013 06:01 PM (Zd/NW)

287 A compass will point you true north. But it wonÂ’t show you the swamps between you and there. If you donÂ’t avoid the swamps, whatÂ’s the use of knowing true north?

Ace?

Posted by: Zees at April 07, 2013 06:03 PM (sQgKx)

288 Deez. You like deez... nuts? /grabs crotch

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 07, 2013 06:04 PM (GcwH1)

289 ...A compass will point you true north.

False. Dipshit.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 07, 2013 06:06 PM (4Mv1T)

290 What the hell is going on with you, Sooth? I must be missing something.

Posted by: L, elle at April 07, 2013 06:07 PM (0PiQ4)

291 Thinking about it - after drinking, of course - my #365 comment on the Kasparov thread could sum up just about every thread here at the HQ. All that I would need are some Ewok fur to leave as a red herring....

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pirate Scum of Umbar at April 07, 2013 06:08 PM (gmoEG)

292 Okay. Trout in a lake, not my strong suit at all. Ask for tips at a bait store close to where you're fishing. Watch what the guys are doing that are catching fish. Tough to teach you about how to rig sinkers, hooks and bobbers here. Also some great fishing shows and magazines where you could pick up some stuff. But hit up the bait shops!! I'm sure they'd be happy to help. You could also road trip it here for a lesson.

Posted by: teej at April 07, 2013 06:08 PM (6Zy+s)

293 One love

Posted by: Zees at April 07, 2013 06:09 PM (sQgKx)

294 It's Emperor of the Arctic Brigadier General Raykon. Desperately trying to pretend we're friends.

Posted by: zsasz at April 07, 2013 06:10 PM (MMC8r)

295 Angels of Harlem

Posted by: Zees at April 07, 2013 06:10 PM (sQgKx)

296 Although Finland is said to be in Scandinavia, Finns aren't Scandinavian, and Finnish is from a completely different language group. Karhu, or bear, figures large in old Finnish mythology. My sources tell me there was a strong reluctance even to say the word. Oblique reference served. It seemed as though the shotgun featured was a Saiga 12. This is significant, I believe. The vocalist has the right voice, but the mix seemed wrong somehow. My full review is here: http://preview.tinyurl.com/34bcrg

Posted by: Thorvald at April 07, 2013 06:11 PM (1V6Pv)

297 A compass will point you true north. But it wonÂ’t show you the swamps
between you and there. If you donÂ’t avoid the swamps, whatÂ’s the use of
knowing true north?

Posted by: Zees at April 07, 2013 06:11 PM (sQgKx)

298 Lincoln and the Ace have little in common

Posted by: Zees at April 07, 2013 06:13 PM (sQgKx)

299 Looks like they're Finns. So not exactly Scandis... Weirder than Scandis, actually.

Posted by: Mephistefales at April 07, 2013 06:14 PM (h/97x)

300 I'll pass that along Purp. Should see Gary soon. "What's the use of knowing True North?" Well, for one thing, they front man is a very special man. His family is great folks period also. He is a blast to play music with and I get to at times even though I'm not even close to being in his league. He would argue with that but I know better. I could go on...

Posted by: teej at April 07, 2013 06:16 PM (ma+gB)

301 Love

Posted by: Zees at April 07, 2013 06:18 PM (sQgKx)

302

I also remember an interview around 1996 with Morello on MTV where he was extolling the virtues of IHOP. Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at April 07, 2013 09:45 PM (aozUR)

He wanted to name the band The Strawberry Pancakes but was voted down.

Posted by: Donna V. at April 07, 2013 06:18 PM (R3gO3)

303 Me too Ace, that level of words is beyond us.

Posted by: Zees at April 07, 2013 06:20 PM (sQgKx)

304 teej, my phone is doing weird stuff on me. Idk what's going on. Are you up at 4 again tomorrow? If so, I need to tuck you into bed so you wake up happy and cheerful.

Posted by: L, elle at April 07, 2013 06:22 PM (0PiQ4)

305

Strawberry Pancakes would be a good name for an all-girl band though. So would French Toast.

I've just made myself hungry.

Posted by: Donna V. at April 07, 2013 06:24 PM (R3gO3)

306 A compass will point you true north. But it wonÂ’t show you the swamps between you and there. If you donÂ’t avoid the swamps, whatÂ’s the use of knowing true north?

12 Academy awards...

Posted by: Zees at April 07, 2013 06:26 PM (sQgKx)

307 Which one is the walrus?

Posted by: d1 at April 07, 2013 07:24 PM (fIkHQ)

308 I like the melody.

Posted by: d1 at April 07, 2013 07:25 PM (fIkHQ)

309 Fuk metal - sacramento's finest punk as fuck band and the best tune i evah heard - http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=ayrEZIx-Ofc&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DayrEZIx-Ofc

Posted by: Big lowers - that is all at April 07, 2013 08:49 PM (CB4QO)

310 Even though I'm a lifelong metal head, I still can't get my head around the cookie monster vocals.

Posted by: Berserker at April 07, 2013 09:49 PM (FMbng)-------------------------------

___

I agree that shit blows

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 07, 2013 10:49 PM (/7Xis)

311 Ghost is what this should be. makes me shudder at the thought of the utterances of the youth of man or some shit like that actually Ghost is a pretty good doom/death/black metal band but i don't want to get hung up on stereotypes. go whitey- squirm

Posted by: squirmn at April 08, 2013 01:04 AM (kXlvR)

312 Death to false metal.

Posted by: Maloderous at April 08, 2013 04:47 AM (p2s4o)

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