September 16, 2013

Coordinated?
— Ace

"Action Shep" stumbles out of the gate in his new role as Breaking News Guy.


Ignore the rest of this post. Except for the @purpav link -- that's still important, even if the day's events have nothing to do with that.


Now, FoxNews says this is confirmed. I'm a little skeptical. Update: I should have been more skeptical. And here's that now-deleted tweet:


That said, maybe it's time to re-read @purpav's post, "Al Qaeda Pivots to the Economy." Essentially urging micro-attacks to paralyze the country.

Posted by: Ace at 02:46 PM | Comments (256)
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1 I'm detecting it was firecrackers.

Posted by: The Mentalist at September 16, 2013 02:48 PM (9jLim)

2 I'm reading it was just firecrackers. Hope the Secret Service busts the idiot's skull anyways.

Posted by: mugiwara at September 16, 2013 02:48 PM (hpYnL)

3 They're raping everyone in there.

Posted by: Shemp Smith at September 16, 2013 02:48 PM (0axsw)

4 Hyper nerves

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at September 16, 2013 02:49 PM (MnSla)

5 3 They're raping everyone in there. Posted by: Shemp Smith at September 16, 2013 06:48 PM (0axsw) *************** LOL! Looks like the guy got the full inspection...

Posted by: tasker at September 16, 2013 02:49 PM (r2PLg)

6 Wow. Who could have predicted that stupidity and weakness by a mincing megalomaniacal dumbass president could embolden evil people?

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at September 16, 2013 02:50 PM (Kxoqk)

7 Every little car backfire is gonna be shots fired...Welcome to life under the Obama administration

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at September 16, 2013 02:50 PM (9+ccr)

8 I'm detecting......yes...it''s coming......Shep likes the cock.

Posted by: The Mentalist at September 16, 2013 02:50 PM (9jLim)

9 I think they gave him a colonoscopy right there on the sidewalk!

Posted by: tasker at September 16, 2013 02:50 PM (r2PLg)

10 amish at large.

Posted by: willow at September 16, 2013 02:51 PM (nqBYe)

11 8 I'm detecting......yes...it''s coming......Shep likes the cock.Posted by: The Mentalist at September 16, 2013 06:50 PM (9jLim)
That's why he's Shep Staff.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 16, 2013 02:51 PM (CWLFZ)

12 firecrackers... what a dumbass.

Posted by: trailortrash at September 16, 2013 02:51 PM (xllDV)

13 Probably didn't get invited to the shindig.

Posted by: itchytriggerfinger at September 16, 2013 02:51 PM (2KFyP)

14 What about the cannibalism Mr President?

Posted by: Shep Smith at September 16, 2013 02:52 PM (9jLim)

15 But...but...will Obama and Teh Mooch still be able to get their groove on?

Posted by: Lady in Black, in a dead thread talking to myself at September 16, 2013 02:52 PM (XB5Ak)

16 So it was a nutter.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 16, 2013 02:52 PM (ZPrif)

17 15 But...but...will Obama and Teh Mooch still be able to get their groove on? Nope.... cancelled...

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at September 16, 2013 02:52 PM (9+ccr)

18 srsly who would be such an ass they would shoot at the WH?

Posted by: willow at September 16, 2013 02:52 PM (nqBYe)

19 Shep confirms he's a dumbass.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 16, 2013 02:52 PM (ZPrif)

20 I think they gave him a colonoscopy right there on the sidewalk! You're talking about Shep, right? Because word is, he kind of likes that, even out of makeup.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at September 16, 2013 02:52 PM (sCynV)

21 Coordinated pyrotechnics at the White House. Fox is reporting Firecrackers.

Posted by: johnd01 at September 16, 2013 02:53 PM (r0+v0)

22 o alright,  firecrackers.


Posted by: willow at September 16, 2013 02:53 PM (nqBYe)

23 20 I think they gave him a colonoscopy right there on the sidewalk! You're talking about Shep, right? Because word is, he kind of likes that, even out of makeup. Posted by: Sticky Wicket at September 16, 2013 06:52 PM (sCynV) ************ Unfortunately not Shep--the guy with the fireworks.

Posted by: tasker at September 16, 2013 02:53 PM (r2PLg)

24 Good thing we have Shep in charge of Breaking News. Distinguishing btw firecrackers and gunshots is kind of an important.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 16, 2013 02:53 PM (ZPrif)

25 la raza is piss'd bout being canceled  at the last moment?

Posted by: willow at September 16, 2013 02:54 PM (nqBYe)

26 You could pop a paper lunch sack in DC right now and clear out a freaking mall.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 16, 2013 02:54 PM (9MLX+)

27 It can't be firecrackers. Firecrackers are illegal in D.C.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2013 02:54 PM (0axsw)

28 I've got Bret Baier on the TV now and He Just reported it was firecrackers. And I can't add anything more because I would be visited by the SS.

Posted by: Ms. M at September 16, 2013 02:54 PM (+qScL)

29 we'll party without you! firecrackers and everything.

Posted by: willow at September 16, 2013 02:54 PM (nqBYe)

30 I hesitate to say anything, although I'm pretty sure Al-Q is smart enough to figure this out on it's own, but the way you paralyze the country with "micro attacks" is not by shootings at Navy Yard, or the White House or even, say, The Pentagon, it's bloody rampages by single shooters through the mall or the park or the DMV.

Posted by: Weirddave at September 16, 2013 02:55 PM (aH+zP)

31 anyway if it is a lone shooter at the base, why are They so on edge?

Posted by: willow at September 16, 2013 02:56 PM (nqBYe)

32 Breaking News: Confirmed. Shep steps on his dick!

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 16, 2013 02:56 PM (ZPrif)

33 all i wanna know is what mascara does Shep use? it seems to never run.

Posted by: willow at September 16, 2013 02:57 PM (nqBYe)

34 It's ok, just the floorboards snapping as Michelle twerks.

Posted by: SCOAMF at September 16, 2013 02:57 PM (gJef2)

35

I can't remember the last time I was near a car that backfired.  Is it even possible with today's all-computer-chipped cars?

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2013 02:57 PM (BAS5M)

36 33 Sharpee Brand

Posted by: Beto at September 16, 2013 02:57 PM (MhA4j)

37 33 all i wanna know is what mascara does Shep use? it seems to never run. Posted by: willow at September 16, 2013 06:57 PM (nqBYe) ************ Fresh N' Easy

Posted by: tasker at September 16, 2013 02:58 PM (r2PLg)

38 Essentially urging micro-attacks to paralyze the country. The country's going to fall apart if Washington, D.C. is shut down. No parties?!

Posted by: t-bird at September 16, 2013 02:58 PM (FcR7P)

39 Someone is in need of a good old fashioned attitude adjustment.  Sometimes, I really hate people.  Who the hell thinks it's a good idea to go pitch some fireworks over the White House fence after what happened this morning? 

Posted by: no good deed at September 16, 2013 02:58 PM (k55Fc)

40 damn those Republicans!

Can't they see I'm trying to sign this embarrassing agreement with the KGB and Al Qaeda over here!

sheesh

Posted by: Barry the Amateur at September 16, 2013 02:58 PM (EZl54)

41 6:50 pm: A coordinated terror attack at the White House! 6:52 pm: Shots fired at the White House, no one injured. May be related to earlier events. 6:54 pm: Firecrackers were thrown over the fence at the White House. 6:56 pm: Champagne Popper may have been set off. 6:58 pm: Man questioned over "suspicious mouth noises."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 16, 2013 02:58 PM (qyfb5)

42 Ace,

I believe that you should adjourn your blog and take shelter at the nearest safe place (bar, strip joint, etc)....out of an abundance of caution.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 16, 2013 02:58 PM (gqgiP)

43 The Emily Litella Breaking News Desk.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 16, 2013 02:58 PM (JNUY4)

44

BREAKING: Fox News confirms - car backfires in DC. No casualties reported. We'll have the very latest on the Fox Report. 7p ET

— Fox News/Shep Staff (@Team_Shep)

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 16, 2013 02:59 PM (eHIJJ)

45 They're raping everyone in there.

Posted by: Shemp Smith at September 16, 2013 06:48 PM (0axsw)

 

Still laughing at this

 

Posted by: The Jackhole at September 16, 2013 02:59 PM (nTgAI)

46 Coordinated? Oh For God's Sakes



So...

Open Thread?

Posted by: Methos at September 16, 2013 02:59 PM (hO9ad)

47 Fox news confirms loud popping sound outside of White House.  Seriously people.  Seriously.

Posted by: davem at September 16, 2013 02:59 PM (wmzCM)

48 tasker, really? covergirl?


Posted by: willow at September 16, 2013 02:59 PM (nqBYe)

49 Pivot?  Funny word, pivot.  Pivot, pivot, pivot.  If I had a son, I'd name him Pivot.  Time for lunch, Pivot.  Time for lunch.

Posted by: Peerz Moorgoon at September 16, 2013 03:00 PM (6xhLc)

50 anyway if it is a lone shooter at the base, why are They so on edge?

An arc-light run started with a single boom...

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 16, 2013 03:00 PM (9MLX+)

51 "Action Shep" as the Broken Dick Guy.

Posted by: t-bird at September 16, 2013 03:00 PM (FcR7P)

52 all i wanna know is what mascara does Shep use? it seems to never run. He Man's it up with Gaybeline. Doesn't smudge, run, or smear under even the most brutal pounding.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at September 16, 2013 03:00 PM (sCynV)

53 48 tasker, really? covergirl? Posted by: willow at September 16, 2013 06:59 PM (nqBYe) ********** Na--I made that up.

Posted by: tasker at September 16, 2013 03:00 PM (r2PLg)

54 anyway i'm glad no one shot at the WH, a rather stupid thing to do.

Posted by: willow at September 16, 2013 03:00 PM (nqBYe)

55 Barack's pivoting to the economy is resulting in as much intended damage as Al Qaeda could ever dream of...

Posted by: Bashar al Assad at September 16, 2013 03:01 PM (Pr6hk)

56 Tasker ! tsk, i was looking it up on bing.

Posted by: willow at September 16, 2013 03:01 PM (nqBYe)

57 On the job.

Posted by: Dept. of Making Stuff Up at September 16, 2013 03:01 PM (bAGA/)

58 FOR GOD'S SAKE PEOPLE STAY OUT OF THE CAFETERIAS!!!

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 16, 2013 03:01 PM (JNUY4)

59 I welcome more broken windows

Posted by: Paul Krugman at September 16, 2013 03:01 PM (Pr6hk)

60 56 Tasker ! tsk, i was looking it up on bing. Posted by: willow at September 16, 2013 07:01 PM (nqBYe) *********** LOL! Sorry willow.

Posted by: tasker at September 16, 2013 03:01 PM (r2PLg)

61 Well this is surprising. Matthews leads off his show calling for more gun control. I did not see that coming.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2013 03:02 PM (g1DWB)

62
Was firecracker man muttering "cornholio"?

Posted by: Ed Anger at September 16, 2013 03:02 PM (tOkJB)

63 Fox News confirms - Greta Van Susteren upset that she gets late-night shift for histrionics. We'll have the very latest on the Fox Report. 7p ET

— Fox News/Shep Staff (@Team_Shep)

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 16, 2013 03:02 PM (eHIJJ)

64 Don't worry America, Team Shep and The Action News Team are on the job!!

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 16, 2013 03:03 PM (ZPrif)

65 Is it even possible with today's all-computer-chipped cars?

Screw up the firing order reversing a pair changing out the plug wires and engines can make strange sounds.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 16, 2013 03:03 PM (9MLX+)

66 Gonna be an  observation drone parked above South of The Border now.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2013 03:03 PM (BAS5M)

67 Wake me when one of our current generals has the balls to do it...

Posted by: George S. Patton at September 16, 2013 03:03 PM (Pr6hk)

68 I'd bet good money Alexis had a tattoo. Celtic cross, angel wings, climbing ivy...

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 16, 2013 03:03 PM (JNUY4)

69 no
say
ass's
 should look into this more fully, make sure no One inside the waffle house is trying to instill fear in the waffle house, they should record every conversation and every email, every communication of Any kind.

Posted by: willow at September 16, 2013 03:03 PM (nqBYe)

70 I can't remember the last time I was near a car that backfired. Is it even possible with today's all-computer-chipped cars? I haven't heard one since I lived in a third-world hellhole.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2013 03:03 PM (yETln)

71 Firecrackers?  Man, that escalated quickly!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2013 03:04 PM (BAS5M)

72 Action Shep.  Now with   Kung Fu Grip!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at September 16, 2013 03:04 PM (0HooB)

73 i thought dc had gun control laws?

Posted by: willow at September 16, 2013 03:04 PM (nqBYe)

74 sorry guys, I was just practicing getting off a few warning shots

Posted by: Sheriff Joe Biden at September 16, 2013 03:04 PM (Pr6hk)

75 So, bad things happen in places with severe gun control, so the answer is more gun control. Because BLUGHADARGH! Seriously, it's a core tenet of "liberalism" as we now know it that if something doesn't work, you have to do more of it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 16, 2013 03:05 PM (qyfb5)

76 I'm surprised you're allowed to legally possess matches in D.C.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at September 16, 2013 03:05 PM (hO8IJ)

77 When Brasil ran cars on 100% alcohol, 30 years ago, the streets sounded even more like a war zone than the war zone they actually are. So, E85 here we come.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 16, 2013 03:05 PM (JNUY4)

78 BREAKING: Kid with pop-tart hauled off by Secret Service.  "It looked like he was getting ready to use it" the shift commander stated.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 16, 2013 03:05 PM (9MLX+)

79 Posted by: Ed Anger at September 16, 2013 07:02 PM (tOkJB)

He was listening to Night Ranger.

Posted by: Country Singer at September 16, 2013 03:05 PM (LGM9b)

80 heather as long as you drink water and eat your peas.

Posted by: willow at September 16, 2013 03:06 PM (nqBYe)

81 I just love that he calls his twitter feed Team Shep. Job interviews for Team Shep involve confessing your most embarrassing and dirty sex secret! Something you've never told anybody. Team Shep is based Trust. Trust and dark secrets.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 16, 2013 03:06 PM (ZPrif)

82 I haven't heard one since I lived in a third-world hellhole.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2013 07:03 PM (yETln)



I'm trying my best.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at September 16, 2013 03:06 PM (Pr6hk)

83 *Fox news confirms loud popping sound outside of White House.*

*President to get his groove on tonight, confirms Michelle*

coincidence?

Posted by: Shep Smith - I wear Mary Kay or nothing at all! at September 16, 2013 03:06 PM (EZl54)

84

So,  now they're saying  about the shooter: Although the FBI believes it knows a great deal about Alexis.....

 

Anyone else  wondering just HOW it is that the FBI knows "a great deal" about this guy less than 12  hours after the incident?

 

I'm sure it's just a "workplace incident".....

 

.....even though the guy apparently lived in Fort Worth up until 4 months ago......

Posted by: Teresa in For tWorth, TX at September 16, 2013 03:07 PM (PZ6/M)

85 I haven't heard one since I lived in a third-world hellhole. Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2013 07:03 PM (yETln) ~ So, highly likely in DC.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at September 16, 2013 03:07 PM (SzAZ7)

86 Firecrackers?

I think that's a weapon of no destruction!!

Fire some cruise missiles at the White House.!!!!!!!

Posted by: Bruce at September 16, 2013 03:07 PM (cGaIx)

87 Team Shep


What about us?

Posted by: Mo, Larry, Curly at September 16, 2013 03:07 PM (Pr6hk)

88
all i wanna know is what mascara does Shep use? it seems to never run.

Posted by: willow at September 16, 2013 06:57 PM (nqBYe)









Testors

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2013 03:08 PM (TIIx5)

89 35 I can't remember the last time I was near a car that backfired. Is it even possible with today's all-computer-chipped cars?

It certainly is... certain sensor malfunctions, or an intentional change to the ECU's program can cause it to backfire (tuners sometimes do this intentionally for effect).

Posted by: TheEngineer at September 16, 2013 03:08 PM (zQ3cv)

90 Team Shep confirms both popping and locking at White House dance party. Unconfirmed reports of worms, robots, and electric slides. Stay tuned!

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 16, 2013 03:08 PM (ZPrif)

91 Fox News confirms - FOX microphones go to 11. We'll have the very latest on the Fox Report. 7p ET

— Fox News/Shep Staff (@Team_Shep)

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 16, 2013 03:08 PM (eHIJJ)

92 all i wanna know is what mascara does Shep use? it seems to never run.

Posted by: willow at September 16, 2013 06:57 PM (nqBYe)

 

I think he had permanent eye liner tattooed on just like that weird-lookin' guy on AMC's Tattoo Rescue promos.

Posted by: RushBabe at September 16, 2013 03:08 PM (hrIP5)

93 ‘I’m a gun owner, and so is my husband,’ Pat said, ‘but I work in D.C. so I can’t carry a weapon. Now I wish they would let us do it anyway. I felt like a fool walking around unarmed after shots were fired.'

From the Daily Mail article: http://tinyurl.com/q6b8tbt

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 16, 2013 03:08 PM (gqgiP)

94 They were having the Latin Music Awards or something at the WH tonight.  Celebratory gunfire into the air is fairly common in Latin America, as well as many other foreign countries.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at September 16, 2013 03:09 PM (6WVi+)

95 So, bad things happen in places with severe gun control, so the answer is more gun control. Because BLUGHADARGH! When the entire US has gun laws like DC, then we'll blame shootings on neighboring countries lax gun laws instead of nearby states.

Posted by: Happy Liberal at September 16, 2013 03:09 PM (yETln)

96 That was just John Kerry demonstrating what an unbelievably small attack sounds like.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2013 03:09 PM (g1DWB)

97 heather as long as you drink water and eat your peas.

Plenty of water in beer.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at September 16, 2013 03:09 PM (hO8IJ)

98 sorry, I 'pulled the cork' too quickly

Posted by: Reggie Love at September 16, 2013 03:09 PM (Pr6hk)

99 Valerie Jarret currently trying to get the JEF out from under the bed.

Posted by: Bruce at September 16, 2013 03:09 PM (cGaIx)

100 Cat stuck in a tree? Your dog had a litter of puppies? Had an unusually large BM this morning? #ActionShep is on the story

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 16, 2013 03:10 PM (DmNpO)

101 Shooter was a former Seattle resident.  

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2013 03:10 PM (0axsw)

102 Creepy ass firecrackers!

Posted by: zombie trayvon at September 16, 2013 03:10 PM (K5R1m)

103 Was this guy born in America?

Posted by: gonzotx at September 16, 2013 03:11 PM (fWq7U)

104 "If I had a son, he would look like Aaron Alexis" B+rry Sotero, Communist Prezident in Chief

Posted by: torabora at September 16, 2013 03:11 PM (x9LZG)

105 That's it my boy.  Just as Alisky preached, overwhelm the system

Posted by: Bill Ayers at September 16, 2013 03:11 PM (Pr6hk)

106 #96 lol

Posted by: torabora at September 16, 2013 03:12 PM (x9LZG)

107 Water Skiing squirrels and Bottle Rockets. We'll have the very latest on the Fox Report. 7p ET

— Fox News/Shep Staff (@Team_Shep)

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 16, 2013 03:13 PM (eHIJJ)

108 Shooter was a former Seattle resident. Did you read the part where he mad-dog glared at constructions workers for a month for taking up parking spaces near their site? After that didn't get him enough respect he went out and shot the tires of a parked construction worker's car. He also shot his ceiling when his upstairs neighbor was too loud for his tastes. He claimed it was a "gun-cleaning accident" and the police happily took his word.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2013 03:13 PM (yETln)

109 I yelled, "Stick 'em up!" and let two fly Hands went up and people hit the floor I wasted two kids that ran for the door

Posted by: Joe "Mike D" Biden at September 16, 2013 03:13 PM (AMuDZ)

110 In fact, wedding-related celebratory gunfire led to a Predator strike in Afghanistan which caused several fatalities IIRC.

I would advise against firing a weapon into the air in celebration when in the presence of US government or military personnel.  At least for the rest of today and/or anywhere near Washington DC.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at September 16, 2013 03:13 PM (6WVi+)

111 Can somebody tell me why Shep is on the air? He's a ratings killer.

Posted by: AmishDude at September 16, 2013 03:13 PM (T0NGe)

112 When the entire US has gun laws like DC, then we'll blame shootings on neighboring countries lax gun laws instead of nearby states. Posted by: Happy Liberal at September 16, 2013 07:09 PM (yETln) ~ We'll call it the Mexico Gambit.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at September 16, 2013 03:14 PM (SzAZ7)

113 Confirmed: the moon is made of cheese.

Posted by: Team Shemp at September 16, 2013 03:14 PM (Dwehj)

114 111 Can somebody tell me why Shep is on the air? He's a ratings killer. Posted by: AmishDude at September 16, 2013 07:13 PM (T0NGe) Ratings? Never heard of them.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at September 16, 2013 03:14 PM (wR+pz)

115 "If we had adequate gun control, we wouldn't be afraid of firecrackers" Sen. Diane Fiendstien, enabler of Communists.

Posted by: torabora at September 16, 2013 03:14 PM (x9LZG)

116 He claimed it was a "gun-cleaning accident" and the police happily took his word.
Come on. The disassembled gun had chicken grease all over it. Shit. I wish I would have thought of that.

Posted by: zombie trayvon at September 16, 2013 03:14 PM (K5R1m)

117 I am standing here LIVE within view of the White House with the sister of someone who actually HEARD the noise from the firecracker assault on the sidewalk near the White House fence...


Posted by: Geraldo at September 16, 2013 03:14 PM (EZl54)

118 I thought that-- "Shep Staff" thing was a joke.

Posted by: tasker at September 16, 2013 03:14 PM (r2PLg)

119 BREAKING: The Lincoln Memorial has been overrun by vuvuzela-wielding hooligans.

Posted by: Shep Smith at September 16, 2013 03:14 PM (8ZskC)

120 111 Can somebody tell me why Shep is on the air? He's a ratings killer.

Posted by: AmishDude at September 16, 2013 07:13 PM (T0NGe)



Diversity hire

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at September 16, 2013 03:15 PM (Pr6hk)

121 Texas records show that Alexis was arrested Sept. 4, 2010, for allegedly discharging a firearm at his Ft. Worth home. He told police was cleaning a gun in his apartment when it accidentally went off, according to a statement from the Tarrant County District AttorneyÂ’s office.

In Fort Worth, Oui Stuhamtewakul, who identified himself as AlexisÂ’ best friend and former roommate, described Alexis as a Thai speaker.

Oui, the owner of a Thai restaurant in Fort Worth, said Alexis owned a gun and had a concealed-weapons permit. He said they were last in touch four months ago, when Alexis left for Washington.

 

Maybe he lived in Seattle before/after that?

Posted by: Teresa in For tWorth, TX at September 16, 2013 03:15 PM (PZ6/M)

122 Can somebody tell me why Shep is on the air? He's a ratings killer. Posted by: AmishDude at September 16, 2013 07:13 PM (T0NGe) I think Faux trolling for the gay/metrosexual demographic is the only reason Shep is still on the air!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 16, 2013 03:15 PM (XdnQT)

123 Can somebody tell me why Shep is on the air? He's a ratings killer. Mediaite from March put him at number two for 29-54 year olds for news shows at his timeslot.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2013 03:16 PM (yETln)

124 Want to see a pic of something alarming? 

Posted by: Danger, Carlos Danger - Agent Double O Naught at September 16, 2013 03:16 PM (Pr6hk)

125 19 Shep confirms he's a dumbass. What? You suck one dick and your a dumbass? I must be an idiot.

Posted by: Reggie Love at September 16, 2013 03:16 PM (wR+pz)

126 Seattle was AP. Back in 2004.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2013 03:16 PM (0axsw)

127 I thought that--"Shep Staff" thing was a joke.
It is in its own way.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at September 16, 2013 03:16 PM (K5R1m)

128 Maybe he lived in Seattle before/after that? Posted by: Teresa in For tWorth, TX at September 16, 2013 07:15 PM (PZ6/M) *********** The Seattle incident happend in 2004 I think. Tami found the report.

Posted by: tasker at September 16, 2013 03:17 PM (r2PLg)

129 Well the news is Broken, and Shemp helped break it,

Posted by: Jeffrey Pelt at September 16, 2013 03:17 PM (Jsiw/)

130 OK, that Geraldo report is eerily accurate.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 16, 2013 03:17 PM (eHIJJ)

131 Hey, those firecrackers were for our next car review

Posted by: Dateline NBC at September 16, 2013 03:17 PM (Pr6hk)

132
"Action Shep"




I picture him running around chasing stories like a 1960s comic book Lois Lane -- wearing a little pillbox hat and pearls....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 16, 2013 03:18 PM (kdS6q)

133 Firecrackers?   Young boys love firecrackers

Posted by: Harry Reid is a pederast at September 16, 2013 03:19 PM (Pr6hk)

134 wearing a little pillbox hat and pearls....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix

And that's all.

Posted by: Bruce at September 16, 2013 03:19 PM (cGaIx)

135 "Al Qaeda Pivots to the Economy" --- great headline, Purp

Posted by: L, elle at September 16, 2013 03:19 PM (0PiQ4)

136

The topic concept here being like speed limits in Italy:

 

 

Detectives say they were able to speak with Alexis' father in New York who said his son had anger management issues related to PTSD.  Alexis' father also said that his son had been a participant in rescue attempts on September 11, 2001.

-komonews

 

 

Hmmmm.....

Posted by: Meremortal. at September 16, 2013 03:19 PM (1Y+hH)

137 Way man, of non-Thai heritage, goes to Thailand for months at a time? Penny pinching sex fiends and/or jihadis, that's who.

Posted by: wooga at September 16, 2013 03:19 PM (AMuDZ)

138

Some non shaving British asshole just said the Boston bombing was indigenous. Fox.

 

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2013 03:20 PM (0axsw)

139 Mediaite from March put him at number two for 29-54 year olds for news shows at his timeslot. Exactly. Fox usually gets the ratings for CNN+MSNBC combined. It shouldn't be second place to anything. The Baier show they have to take a ratings hit on because it's a prestige show, but not Shep's.

Posted by: AmishDude at September 16, 2013 03:20 PM (T0NGe)

140 bonhomme: "Mediaite from March put him at number two for 29-54 year olds for news shows at his timeslot."

Number three? A sack of potatoes next to a Wurlitzer.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 16, 2013 03:20 PM (eHIJJ)

141 FAUX NEWS!!!111eleventy

Posted by: Lefty Hussein McMoonbat at September 16, 2013 03:20 PM (2jQGY)

142 there was a time that Harry Truman was staying at Blair House while the White House was being renovated. A Puerto Rican separatist group was shooting and Old Harry stuck his head out the window to see what was going on.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 16, 2013 03:21 PM (l3vZN)

143 Well if someone had actually shot at the White House that would make B+rry more of a combat veteran than Hillary. In fact the firecrackers will do because that's the idea of them anyway. Put B+rry down for a Combat Action Ribbin.

Posted by: torabora at September 16, 2013 03:21 PM (x9LZG)

144 Didn't Obama just give a speech about how the poor oppressed peoples of America are suffering under this Republican economy? Isn't that why so many poor oppressed black folks are lashing out at their oppressors? Can't we do something about these obstructionist Republicans who are stopping every thing Obama is trying to do to help his people?

It's a wonder there aren't more shootings like the one today in D.C. Everyone is angry, everyone is ready for violence. Can't we do something?

Posted by: Nerves of steel at September 16, 2013 03:21 PM (+95Sn)

145 Almost as tough as Action Hank.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 16, 2013 03:21 PM (CWLFZ)

146


Mediaite from March put him at number two for the ghey 29-54 year olds for news shows at his timeslot.

 

 

I fixed what got left out.

 

 

Posted by: Meremortal. at September 16, 2013 03:21 PM (1Y+hH)

147 When the entire US has gun laws like DC, then we'll blame shootings on neighboring countries lax gun laws instead of nearby states. Posted by: Happy Liberal at September 16, 2013 07:09 PM (yETln) Or 3D printing or magic or aliens or whatever. There's always an excuse.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 16, 2013 03:21 PM (qyfb5)

148 Firecrackers?  Hell No.  I'm dyn-o-mite!

Posted by: JJ Walker at September 16, 2013 03:22 PM (Pr6hk)

149 Exactly. Fox usually gets the ratings for CNN+MSNBC combined. It shouldn't be second place to anything. Fair enough. Personally I think his Katrina reporting should have been enough to give him the axe.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2013 03:22 PM (yETln)

150 Team Shep can confirm that multiple popping sounds have been heard from the kitchen in the White House -- interrupting what was once to be dance night, but is now movie night.

SS has an elderly gentleman -- seen wearing suspenders, a bow tie, and glasses -- in custody.

Posted by: Team Shep at September 16, 2013 03:22 PM (gJef2)

151 Put B+rry down for a Combat Action Ribbin.
 Posted by: torabora

With a clusterfu(k clasp.

Posted by: Bruce at September 16, 2013 03:22 PM (cGaIx)

152 Still not as good as Luke Russert of LSDNBC breathlessly reporting from the Navy Yard that he had "reports of more deceased victims who will not receive care obviously because they were deceased."

Well, er, yeah, I guess that would follow, wouldn't it?

Or if the dead people do require medical care, I understand that Dr. Shiping Bao is now available to help. That seems to be about the sort of medical work he's qualified to do.

Just when you figure that Big Media could not possibly beclown themselves any further. Remember, folks, these are _highly trained journalistic professionals_. With _layers of fact-checkers and editors_.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 16, 2013 03:22 PM (gqT4g)

153

I picture him running around chasing stories like a 1960s comic book Lois Lane -- wearing a little pillbox hat and pearls....

 

...and white pumps.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at September 16, 2013 03:22 PM (0HooB)

154 Alexis worked for HP subcontractor The deceased shooter worked for a subcontractor of technology giant Hewlett-Packard, the company confirmed Monday evening to The Post’s Marjorie Censer. Michael Thacker, director of corporate media relations for Hewlett-Packard, issued the following statement: “We are deeply saddened by today’s tragic events at the Washington Navy Yard. Our thoughts and sympathies are with all those who have been affected. Aaron Alexis was an employee of a company called ‘The Experts,’ a subcontractor to an HP Enterprise Services contract to refresh equipment used on the Navy Marine Corps Intranet (NMCI) network. HP is cooperating fully with law enforcement as requested.” Washington Post liveblog

Posted by: tasker at September 16, 2013 03:23 PM (r2PLg)

155 111 Can somebody tell me why Shep is on the air? He's a ratings killer.

Posted by: AmishDude at September 16, 2013 07:13 PM (T0NGe)

Hey, my nutsack don't shave itself, son.

Posted by: Roger Ailes at September 16, 2013 03:23 PM (yF8OY)

156 A Puerto Rican separatist group was shooting and Old Harry stuck his head out the window to see what was going on. Not too bright, that.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2013 03:23 PM (yETln)

157 Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 16, 2013 07:21 PM (qyfb5) Personally, I like blaming citizens, especially TEA Party affiliated ones!!

Posted by: Caliph Barky Ochoomba I at September 16, 2013 03:23 PM (XdnQT)

158

Firecrackers?

 


Where's that Purple Heart form....Aide?

Posted by: Sec Def Lurch McBotox at September 16, 2013 03:24 PM (1Y+hH)

159 bonhomme: "Fair enough. Personally I think his Katrina reporting should have been enough to give him the axe."

But then who would've warned us about the cannibals?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 16, 2013 03:24 PM (eHIJJ)

160 Some non shaving British asshole just said the Boston bombing was indigenous. Fox.

It's a little-known fact that the Mayflower's first port of call was Grozny. They had a hell of a time getting that ship across the Caucasian isthmus without the Russians finding out.

Posted by: boulder texan hobo at September 16, 2013 03:24 PM (d7tB2)

161 A micro-attack strategy won't work. The news media will just cease reporting the uncomfortable details of anything that damages Obama.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at September 16, 2013 03:24 PM (SzAZ7)

162 Just when you figure that Big Media could not possibly beclown themselves any further. Remember, folks, these are _highly trained journalistic professionals_. With _layers of fact-checkers and editors_. US Senate Seal of Approval.

Posted by: AmishDude at September 16, 2013 03:24 PM (T0NGe)

163 Navy men are pikers

Posted by: Major Nidal Hasan at September 16, 2013 03:24 PM (Pr6hk)

164 This looks like part of his Linkedin profile. It has been pulled but this is what shows up in the google search. Aaron Alexis | LinkedIn www.linkedin.com/pub/aaron-alexis/6a/31a/b4b Dallas/Fort Worth Area - ‎-- View Aaron Alexis's professional profile on LinkedIn. LinkedIn is the world's ... Project Coordinator at The Experts; peerawas rungsang consutan at Hineni Media ...

Posted by: tasker at September 16, 2013 03:25 PM (r2PLg)

165 Reposted for the record:

In this particular black Naval Reservist-involved homicidal rampage , we did NOT shoot into the vehicles of any civilian bystanders.

Posted by: LAPD at September 16, 2013 03:25 PM (EZl54)

166 US Senate Seal of Approval. Posted by: AmishDude at September 16, 2013 07:24 PM (T0NGe) Because not just anyone should be allowed to report the news! Especially citizen journalists!

Posted by: Sen Di Finestine at September 16, 2013 03:26 PM (XdnQT)

167 You want to see something alarming, look at the latest pixs of Sidney Leathers. Fat girls should not wear bikinis. Also, her boobs are not at the same level and are too big for her causing blood to congest and giving them a pink or purplish color.

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at September 16, 2013 03:27 PM (pDUvj)

168 85 I haven't heard one since I lived in a third-world hellhole.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2013 07:03 PM (yETln)

Detroit' change a lot since then, eh?

Posted by: flounder at September 16, 2013 03:27 PM (Kkt/i)

169 Good to see Shep is still using MySpace.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 16, 2013 03:27 PM (kqGWM)

170

"Converted to Buddhism"......

 

.....and according to the news guys, "we all know" that Buddhism is a  peaceful religion.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at September 16, 2013 03:27 PM (PZ6/M)

171 popping noises?  Sounds like some west wing staff will finally start making their late-night strolls through Ft Marcy Park

Posted by: Vince Foster at September 16, 2013 03:28 PM (Pr6hk)

172 Freedom of the Press only applies to State run media now.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2013 03:28 PM (0axsw)

173 NON-close-up firecracker perp pics linked in my sock.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at September 16, 2013 03:28 PM (K5R1m)

174 US Senate Seal of Approval.
Posted by: AmishDude

Now that's a seal I'd like to club.

Posted by: Dang at September 16, 2013 03:28 PM (Hx2XA)

175
Ay yi yi, of course:

California Democratic Sen. Dianne Feinstein is renewing her call for new gun-control laws because of MondayÂ’s deadly Navy Yard shooting.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 16, 2013 03:29 PM (sj9LN)

176 The same people who can't be bothered to arrest or even investigate people who violate the law when trying to buy a gun while prohibited, who miss opportunity after opportunity to stop mentally ill and violent people, say "but if only we had more authority we could solve this!" "If only Comrade Stalin knew what was being done in his name!" ALWAYS THE SAME. No, it will *not* be different this time.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 16, 2013 03:29 PM (qyfb5)

177 Firecracker boy had a backpack.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2013 03:29 PM (0axsw)

178 SS has an elderly gentleman -- seen wearing suspenders, a bow tie, and glasses -- in custody. Posted by: Team Shep at September 16, 2013 07:22 PM (gJef2) Orville Redenbacher?!?!?!? I always knew he was no good, fake butter.

Posted by: Ragamuffin at September 16, 2013 03:29 PM (fzFF6)

179 Popping at the White House?  Those are champagne corks,  baby!

Posted by: Dang at September 16, 2013 03:30 PM (Hx2XA)

180 "reports of more deceased victims who will not receive care"


I think it's shameful that big insurance companies are boosting their profits by denying care to deceased-Americans.  This is why we need Obamacare, so people can't be denied healthcare for pre-existing conditions like being dead.

Posted by: Lefty Hussein McMoonbat at September 16, 2013 03:30 PM (2jQGY)

181 Navy Yards should be Unconstitutional.

Posted by: Pierced Organ at September 16, 2013 03:30 PM (eHIJJ)

182

California Democratic Sen. Dianne Feinstein is renewing her call for new
gun-control laws because of MondayÂ’s deadly Navy Yard shooting.

 

 

Bring it on.....

Posted by: Colorado Voters at September 16, 2013 03:30 PM (1Y+hH)

183 Where's that damned kid we sent out for arugula pizza?

Posted by: Team Shemp at September 16, 2013 03:31 PM (Dwehj)

184 No care for you.

Posted by: Darth Sebelius at September 16, 2013 03:31 PM (0axsw)

185 173 NON-close-up firecracker perp pics linked in my sock.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 16, 2013 07:28 PM (K5R1m)



WH security is as bloated as the Preznit's budget

Posted by: phreshone at September 16, 2013 03:31 PM (Pr6hk)

186
@team_shep has a photo feed of their boss.

Here's Shep with his birthday fruit.

pic.twitter.com/CYI07JHQ

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 16, 2013 03:32 PM (kdS6q)

187 From the sidebar...

Golly FEMA and the feds want to run drones 24/7 but won't take civilian help if I didn't know any better I'd say "er ah uh I guess we want to do other things with drones than help citizens...apple slices!"

Posted by: Preznit Urkle X at September 16, 2013 03:32 PM (9jfyN)

188 Rereading what I quoted upthread-- Services contract to refresh equipment used on the Navy Marine Corps Intranet (NMCI) network. ********** Oh gawd....

Posted by: tasker at September 16, 2013 03:33 PM (r2PLg)

189 We need new laws to prevent people who break the old laws from breaking the law!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 16, 2013 03:33 PM (qyfb5)

190 Senator FeinsteinÂ’s Husband Stands to Make Millions from USPS Contract

Posted by: wag the dog - Senator style at September 16, 2013 03:33 PM (EZl54)

191

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 16, 2013 07:32 PM (kdS6q)



Shep certainly likes a nice 'fruit bowl'

Posted by: phreshone at September 16, 2013 03:34 PM (Pr6hk)

192 Ray Lewis is just a marvelous inspiration to restive yoots everywhere.

Posted by: ESPN at September 16, 2013 03:34 PM (Dwehj)

193 Aaron Alexis was an employee of a company called ‘The Experts,’

I did some gigs for them...even got a stylish Experts logo'd coffee cup. 

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 16, 2013 03:35 PM (9MLX+)

194
Oh gawd....

Posted by: tasker at September 16, 2013 07:33 PM (r2PLg)


Hooray for background checks!

Posted by: Roger Ailes at September 16, 2013 03:35 PM (yF8OY)

195 Shooter traveled to Thailand.

Posted by: Harry Reid at September 16, 2013 03:35 PM (0axsw)

196 193 Aaron Alexis was an employee of a company called ‘The Experts,’ I did some gigs for them...even got a stylish Experts logo'd coffee cup. Posted by: Purp at September 16, 2013 07:35 PM (9MLX+) ********** So...how loosey goosey are they? Wonder how he got a hold of that guy's ID...

Posted by: tasker at September 16, 2013 03:35 PM (r2PLg)

197 Senator FeinsteinÂ’s Husband Stands to Make Millions from USPS Contract Posted by: wag the dog - Senator style at September 16, 2013 07:33 PM (EZl54) But an totally impartial selection committee chose him based on the merits of his proposal (which unexpectedly pointed out how the IRS will soon have both all your financial records but also all your health records)!

Posted by: Sen Di Finestine at September 16, 2013 03:36 PM (XdnQT)

198 Sounds like Alexis was part of the Super Adventure Club.

Posted by: wooga at September 16, 2013 03:37 PM (AMuDZ)

199 "In this particular black Naval Reservist-involved homicidal rampage, we did NOT shoot into the vehicles of any civilian bystanders. -- LAPD"

We should all stand still in awe of the extremely polished and professional police work by LAPD on that one.

Where they had a clear description of the suspect, Chris Dorner, his age and gender and ethnicity. They had the make, model, year, color, and tags of the truck Dorner was driving.

LAPD then proceeded to fill a truck and those inside it with an absolutely amazing number of bullet holes, because it was "driving slowly" near Dorner's house.

And, quite apart from the fact that the truck was the wrong make, wrong model, wrong year, wrong color, and different tags from Dorner's truck, there were not one but two occupants of the truck. Who were both the wrong age, wrong gender and wrong ethnicity to be Dorner. Oh, and the "driving slowly"? They were delivering newspapers.

But apart from those minor pettifogging concerns, LAPD was completely on the ball! California unionized public agencies to the rescue!

Posted by: torquewrench at September 16, 2013 03:37 PM (gqT4g)

200 NON-close-up firecracker perp pics linked in my sock.
Posted by: andycanuck

Looks like even the White House police are not listening to the first ladies diet plan.

Posted by: Dang at September 16, 2013 03:37 PM (Hx2XA)

201 Senator FeinsteinÂ’s Husband Stands to Make Millions from USPS Contract Posted by: wag the dog - Senator style at September 16, 2013 07:33 PM (EZl54) Wouldn't be the first time. If we had a non-captured news media corruption scandals would be about 80% of the coverage.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 16, 2013 03:38 PM (qyfb5)

202 Jihadists will eventually figure out that the way to attack GREAT SATAN is lone bombers and gunmen killing people at malls, ports, airports, high school football games, on 1-80, McDonalds, and so forth. The messiah is waiting for this because he needs an excuse.

Posted by: angel with a sword at September 16, 2013 03:39 PM (hpgw1)

203 But apart from those minor pettifogging concerns, LAPD was completely on the ball! California unionized public agencies to the rescue! Posted by: torquewrench at September 16, 2013 07:37 PM (gqT4g) And better yet, in my home state, any judgments against the LAPD will be paid for by the citizens of CA, not the members marksmen of the LAPD!

Posted by: Sen Di Finestine at September 16, 2013 03:39 PM (XdnQT)

204 They, the media, are making the Battle for Bunker's Bunker coverage seem like Pulitzer Prize material.

So what's the word on the White House party?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 16, 2013 03:41 PM (NSnWy)

205 And Iowahawk makes a move to win today's internet


BREAKING: THERE'S A MYSTERIOUS 2-DIMENSIONAL ME-SHAPED DARK SPOT FOLLOWING ME; RUN FOR YOUR LIVES


Posted by: phreshone at September 16, 2013 03:41 PM (Pr6hk)

206 Senator FeinsteinÂ’s Husband Stands to Make Millions from USPS Contract
Posted by: wag the dog - Senator style

I really can't remember the last time I went to a post office.  Why is the government still building them?

Posted by: Dang at September 16, 2013 03:41 PM (Hx2XA)

207 Clearly Shep can't bring it like Piers.

Posted by: SGT. York at September 16, 2013 03:42 PM (2QQfj)

208 I can't wait til' ESPN offers me a position

Posted by: Aaron Hernandez at September 16, 2013 03:43 PM (Pr6hk)

209 Twitter should add a "retract" option that automatically grays out tweets and retweets while preserving the record for posterity. (Not really.)

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 16, 2013 03:43 PM (kqGWM)

210 NON-close-up firecracker perp pics linked in my sock. Cheap white shoes. White socks pulled up high. White shorts to knees. Aqua shirt. I guarantee this is an older guy. 50's to 60's.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2013 03:44 PM (yETln)

211 If random attacks become common, I wouldn't be surprised if people started packing heat, even illegally.

Posted by: HoboJerky, Hash Hunter at September 16, 2013 03:44 PM (CgVEi)

212 BREAKING: THERE'S A MYSTERIOUS 2-DIMENSIONAL ME-SHAPED DARK SPOT FOLLOWING ME; RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

http://www.eldritchdark.com/writings/short-stories/53

Posted by: boulder texan hobo at September 16, 2013 03:45 PM (d7tB2)

213 I really can't remember the last time I went to a post office. Why is the government still building them? Also, why are they always depressing-looking? I'm not suggesting they spend a lot, but gray steel and cheap stone and 1950's style arches don't work.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2013 03:46 PM (yETln)

214 So the WH is going to have the Latin Music Celebration-just 24 hours later? Michelle got her new dancing shoes. That's what the Obama Admin thinks of our military!!! I would say appalling insensitivity, but heh, it's NOT a surprise with the Michelle Antoinette and her husband

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2013 03:46 PM (Wwkwi)

215 If random attacks become common, I wouldn't be surprised if people started packing heat, even illegally. I don't know why they haven't already.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2013 03:47 PM (yETln)

216 Haven't read the comments. They will burn the intern.

Posted by: Jack at September 16, 2013 03:48 PM (gWHwW)

217 They shut down our goal post office building moved the PO facilities to inside a True Value across the street.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 16, 2013 03:48 PM (ZshNr)

218 I can't remember the last time I was near a car that backfired. Is it even possible with today's all-computer-chipped cars?

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2013 06:57 PM (BAS5M)

 

No, but a car backfiring like a rifle going off is possible with my ancient Volvo that I drive to and from the client site until my daughter graduates from college next year. I love that old tank of a broken-down beater, but geez.

Posted by: troyriser at September 16, 2013 03:48 PM (gNlvW)

219 We die. They dance.

Posted by: The US Public at September 16, 2013 03:49 PM (gWHwW)

220 Better: We die. President Obama dances.

Posted by: The US Public at September 16, 2013 03:49 PM (gWHwW)

221 The perp's backpack matches his shirt.  This was a coordinated attack.  Well planned.  Stand by...

Posted by: Dang at September 16, 2013 03:49 PM (Hx2XA)

222 Did Aaron Alexis ever work in the Cincinnati office?

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 16, 2013 03:49 PM (ZshNr)

223 White people die. Michelle Obama celebrates 'cause a black man killed them.

Posted by: The US Public at September 16, 2013 03:50 PM (gWHwW)

224 123 Can somebody tell me why Shep is on the air? He's a ratings killer. Mediaite from March put him at number two for 29-54 year olds for news shows at his timeslot. Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2013 07:16 PM (yETln) You could put a golden retriever in glasses barking as the news scrolled by in text on at his time slot and get to be number two in ratings because its on fox. The audience would not follow him if he were dumped and went to another network.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 16, 2013 03:51 PM (3AXeK)

225 So what we have here is a nut going "postal". This story has no legs and he's Black. Expect to see interviews of victims families, blah blah blah. Also, the gun made him do it!

Posted by: John Smith at September 16, 2013 03:51 PM (wR+pz)

226 That said, maybe it's time to re-read @purpav's post, "Al Qaeda Pivots to the Economy." Essentially urging micro-attacks to paralyze the country. AQ has been preaching this ever since 9/11. As simple as it might sound, it can paralyze only a small geographical area at a time. Even then, only for a very brief period. If the goat fucking eye surgeon is pushing this.....this is why the goat fucking eye surgeon was never number one in AQ.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at September 16, 2013 03:52 PM (sCynV)

227 Well if you put a golden retriever on Fox to announce the news, would get one viewer.  Gaylord Focker.  But he would expect it to be a cooking show.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 16, 2013 03:52 PM (NSnWy)

228 White people die. Michelle Obama celebrates 'cause a black man killed them. Posted by: The US Public

Dancing on their graves I tell ya.

Posted by: Dang at September 16, 2013 03:52 PM (Hx2XA)

229 Take your pick - http://www.ufunk.net/illustration/slaughterhouse-starlets/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 16, 2013 03:53 PM (NSnWy)

230 Thought I just heard Alexis visited Thailand, with the Islamic insurgents terrorizing the South. That is an interesting data point if true. Probably not a jihadi, but the people who are responsible for defending us from jihadis more often than not cover up jihad connections.

Posted by: Beagle at September 16, 2013 03:54 PM (sOtz/)

231 229 White people die. Michelle Obama celebrates 'cause a black man killed them. Wonder what the count of Black vs White victims is? Everyone says he was picking out victims. Surely this could not be a "hate crime" The guy was Black. So not a chance. Let's see list of people killed.

Posted by: John Smith at September 16, 2013 03:55 PM (wR+pz)

232 The buck doesn't stop here,  so why should the party stop here?

*starts dancing in a manner that proves not all black people can dance*

Posted by: Barry Obama at September 16, 2013 03:55 PM (Hx2XA)

233 *starts dancing in a manner that proves not all black people can dance* **** bites his lip, snaps his fingers

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 16, 2013 03:58 PM (DmNpO)

234 *starts dancing in a manner that proves not all black people can dance* He's doing my moves!

Posted by: Elaine Benes at September 16, 2013 03:59 PM (0L+o9)

235 Workplace incident

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 16, 2013 04:00 PM (aDwsi)

236 Posted by: Beagle at September 16, 2013 07:54 PM (sOtz/) We have determined that this event is just routine workplace violence!

Posted by: DHS Spokesperson Teleprompter Auto-Script at September 16, 2013 04:01 PM (XdnQT)

237 Well, we know how to dance here at the ShempDesk.

Posted by: Team Shemp at September 16, 2013 04:01 PM (Dwehj)

238

132 "Action Shep" I picture him running around chasing stories like a 1960s comic book Lois Lane -- wearing a little pillbox hat and pearls....

 

I wonder if he has a Kung-Fu Grip...

Posted by: Anachronda at September 16, 2013 04:02 PM (xGZ+b)

239 Expect to see interviews of victims families, blah blah blah. Also, the gun made him do it! Posted by: John Smith at September 16, 2013 07:51 PM (wR+pz) Not even that. Black perp=memory hole. Remember the beltway snipers? Once they were found, there was no attention anymore. No Zimmerman-style introspection, no endless CNN specials, no analysis of racism in America, just memory hole.

Posted by: AmishDude at September 16, 2013 04:02 PM (T0NGe)

240 If only we had a massive domestic surveillance system to track these nuts, say, with the NSA! 

Posted by: PJ at September 16, 2013 04:02 PM (ZWaLo)

241 Yah, Shep has a raging clue.

Posted by: jakeman at September 16, 2013 04:03 PM (GXKTh)

242 I would like to know what this guy will be charged with. I suspect that it will be wildly out of proportion to the 'crime'.


Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 16, 2013 04:03 PM (aDwsi)

243 I would like to know what this guy will be charged with. I suspect that it will be wildly out of proportion to the 'crime'.


Posted by: Mike Hammer
-----------------

To be clear about that, I mean the firecracker chucker...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 16, 2013 04:04 PM (aDwsi)

244

[Ace - ] 

"That said, maybe it's time to re-read @purpav's post, "Al Qaeda Pivots to the Economy." Essentially urging micro-attacks to paralyze the country."

 

There certainly have been a lot of explosions around the country...that have been deemed "accidental". 

 

It used to be easier, when groups like Al-Q would take credit for their attacks.

Now, they don't do that.

Which makes it easier for our corrupt administration to say "there have been no terrorist attacks".

 


 

Posted by: wheatie at September 16, 2013 04:05 PM (/JuH+)

245 Hammer- I talked to the Jakester- That 500 yd .22 shoot is next month.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at September 16, 2013 04:05 PM (4Mv1T)

246 Apparently, shooter was an AA hire at the Navy Yard with a security clearance!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 16, 2013 04:12 PM (XdnQT)

247 204 They, the media, are making the Battle for Bunker's Bunker coverage seem like Pulitzer Prize material.  So what's the word on the White House party

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 16, 2013 07:41 PM (NSnWy)

Bunker's Bunker?   Or did you mean Bunker's Hill?   Didn't know of the latter as a media misreported fight.  

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 16, 2013 04:12 PM (v3pYe)

248 @240 Beltway Snipers were a classic cover up of jihad motivations. Malvo doodled jihad and Bin Laden throughout the trial. WaPo (who I angrily emailed) and the entire MFM systematically memory holed the jihad.

Posted by: Beagle at September 16, 2013 04:13 PM (sOtz/)

249 76. I'm surprised you're allowed to legally possess matches in D.C. Posted by: HeatherRadish™ Or forks or knifes.

Posted by: Id Mob of Peasants at September 16, 2013 04:16 PM (MhA4j)

250 Posted by: Id Mob of Peasants at September 16, 2013 08:16 PM (MhA4j) They are thinking of banning sporks in DC!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 16, 2013 04:19 PM (XdnQT)

251 So.    They caught and killed A-A-Ron.

Did B'-La'-Ke get away?

Posted by: Pet at September 16, 2013 05:11 PM (r0DVT)

252 I've read the comments. We are so fucked.

Posted by: The US Public at September 16, 2013 05:17 PM (gWHwW)

253 They killed "A-A-Ron. That's funny right there.

Posted by: The US Public at September 16, 2013 05:18 PM (gWHwW)

254

Turns out the fire "crackers"  were Black cats

why does it always have to be about race ?

Posted by: 2dogs at September 16, 2013 06:07 PM (4WMuJ)

255 Just Crackas throwin crakas

Posted by: rev Al at September 16, 2013 06:09 PM (4WMuJ)

256 #111, 114 They ever try to fire Shep and he'll leap out of that closet faster than an LAUSD Schoolteacher on a virgin first grader.. .

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at September 17, 2013 10:11 AM (F2maC)

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