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June 13, 2013

Senator Mary Landrieu: South Dakota Borders on Canada, You Know
— Ace

I'm pretty sure that South Dakota implies a more northerly Dakota.

Remember, these people are all super-smart, per the media, who are all super-smart themselves (Also per the media.)

Some possible movies:

In a land of mystery and confusion, one intrepid soul attempts to find a way. Senator Mary Landrieu in...

T H E

L O S T

D A K O T A

Or, how 'bout:

When a state goes missing, Detective Mary Landrieu is on the case. Can she discover....

W H I C H
W A Y P I S PU P

Or even:

In the world of the future, the evil Canadian Empire has annexed North Dakota.

But resistance fighter Mary-6 Landrieu will put things right.

B L O O D

O F S T H E

M A P L E S

Or even:

Mary Landrieu just wanted a day-trip to Canada. But thanks to a wondrous map and a GPS system that had a mind of its own, she wound up in a magical world of cattle and corn.

S T R A N G E

G E O G R A P H Y

Or finally:

They tried following her.

They tried anticipating her every move.

They got hopelessly lost. Because Senator Mary Landrieu went in a direction They couldn't have foreseen.

Mary Landrieu stars in...

N O R T H P B Y

S O U T H W E S T

Posted by: Ace at 11:59 AM | Comments (314)
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1 Heh.

Posted by: mrp at June 13, 2013 12:00 PM (HjPtV)

2
Mary Landrieu brings teh funneh in the comedy romp:

DUDE, WHERE'S MY STATE?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 13, 2013 12:01 PM (TIIx5)

3 Secure the West Carolina border NOW!!!!!

Posted by: Phinn at June 13, 2013 12:01 PM (oFH2D)

4 New Orleans Mary.....

Posted by: olhardhead at June 13, 2013 12:02 PM (OZkuA)

5 Oh that silly, silly Sarah Palin ...

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at June 13, 2013 12:02 PM (SX6wc)

6 Does she also believe you need a passport to travel to New Mexico?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 13, 2013 12:03 PM (jGsIV)

7 Good grief. Is there some kind of maximum IQ limit for serving in the Senate?

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at June 13, 2013 12:03 PM (YYJjz)

8 OT Perhaps the NSA's records can establish where the Commander in Chief was on the night of the Benghazi attack? I'm guessing neither North nor South Dakota.

Posted by: USA at June 13, 2013 12:03 PM (VIaw0)

9 A few weeks ago I wrote here that a meteor should Fall on DC to get rid of most of these idiots. We would save Cruz & others, but Mary has to go.

Posted by: Carol at June 13, 2013 12:04 PM (5tpzF)

10 But but but, she read it in the New York Times!

Posted by: joeindc44 didn't write this either at June 13, 2013 12:04 PM (QxSug)

11 brains for trains

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work... at June 13, 2013 12:04 PM (WQXuu)

12 She can see stupid from her back porch.

Posted by: USA at June 13, 2013 12:04 PM (VIaw0)

13 Maybe she's already anticipating the territory transfers. Our California to be Alta California, our Texas to be Norte Coahuila

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 13, 2013 12:04 PM (LjgwF)

14 I meant WEST DAKOTA, wingnutz!

Posted by: Merry Landrooo at June 13, 2013 12:04 PM (MMC8r)

15
I can see Yellowknife from my house!

Posted by: Mary Landrieu at June 13, 2013 12:04 PM (TIIx5)

16 Met her once when I was doing regulatory reform lobbying. Dumb as a box of rocks.

Posted by: Buddha at June 13, 2013 12:05 PM (8NlUk)

17 Brother versus brother...
Families ripped apart...
Friendships tested by a war like no other fought on this land...

The John Jakes epic brought to you by Sen Mary Landrieu

NORTH AND NORTH

Posted by: DangerGirl (screw you NSA) at June 13, 2013 12:05 PM (GrtrJ)

Colorado borders on Mexico, too.

Or soon will.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 13, 2013 12:05 PM (Z2Bkq)

19 I like "North by Southwest" best among the possible taglines. XD

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at June 13, 2013 12:05 PM (Ln59t)

20 Is she from the Land of Sacred Abortions?

Posted by: USA at June 13, 2013 12:05 PM (VIaw0)

21 West Carolina? That would be Franklin, aka east TN. Now that one probably -should- be its own state

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 13, 2013 12:06 PM (LjgwF)

22 Great, thanks. Now I'll spend the rest of the day having random thoughts in that guy's voice.

In a world where pep needed to visit the head.....

Posted by: pep at June 13, 2013 12:06 PM (6TB1Z)

23 North Dakota.....huh.....wha......?

Posted by: LIV at June 13, 2013 12:06 PM (DMK49)

24 Landrieu knows all!

Posted by: The Archons at June 13, 2013 12:07 PM (MMC8r)

25
Mary Landrieu
BA Louisiana State University

Which pretty much explains it.....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 13, 2013 12:07 PM (kdS6q)

26 I can think of one redeeming thing about Al Franken. I saw a video where he drew a map of the US freehand.

Posted by: fluffy, mapist at June 13, 2013 12:07 PM (z9HTb)

27 Eh, North Dakota, South Dakota-"What difference does it make?"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 13, 2013 12:07 PM (E5Yns)

28 She believes its one state called Dakota.

Posted by: That Guy at June 13, 2013 12:07 PM (EMye6)

29 So not only are Landrieu and her ilk without a moral compass, they lack a run-of-the-mill find your way about compass, too.

Can we put them in a maze? Most of them would never find their way out.

Posted by: Retread at June 13, 2013 12:07 PM (Oz+LZ)

30 These are our BETTERS goddamnit....... We're so fucked. We have no choice but to elect the brain dead. God, I beg of you....please help us.

Posted by: © Sponge at June 13, 2013 12:07 PM (xmcEQ)

31 Maybe the Dakotas flipped, like Guam.

Posted by: Hank Johnson, Wise Leader at June 13, 2013 12:07 PM (MMC8r)

32 Maybe Reece Witherspoon could run for Mary's Senate seat when Mary takes the next step up and runs for the House?

Posted by: Buddha at June 13, 2013 12:08 PM (8NlUk)

33 24 Nah,still pretty sure you are stupider.

Posted by: steevy at June 13, 2013 12:08 PM (9XBK2)

34 By contrast..., here is a speech by the fellow running for Lt. Governor of VA. Whew! That's all I can say. Buckle your seatbelt... he doesn't pull any punches. It is over the top...,and if you're looking for people to support..., well, you decide, but give it a listen, whether you are from VA or not.

http://www.jacksonforlg.com/the-speech-that-rocked-virginia/

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 13, 2013 12:08 PM (aDwsi)

35 East Tennessee..we are proud of ourselves for carrying the state for Dubya in 2000 preventing that douche hammer Gore from winning the White House. Southern, can you speak it??

Posted by: Jmel at June 13, 2013 12:08 PM (9tSXa)

36 Never ever piss off the intern writing your speeches as Mary has so obviously done. Heh Heh

Posted by: PRISM knows all at June 13, 2013 12:09 PM (D8Hiv)

37 On CNN. Tornado warning for DC area. Morons be safe. Others, meh.

Posted by: olddog in mo at June 13, 2013 12:09 PM (3bZOg)

38 >>She believes its one state called Dakota. It should be. Same with the Carolinas and the Virginias. Think how much money we could save if there were only 54 states.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 13, 2013 12:09 PM (g1DWB)

39 I thought the "D" next to her name was like a Intelligence +10 shield or something. Come on, they're doing things smarterererer and betterererer simply because they're liberals. Who cares if that smartness and betterness includes trillion dollar deficits?

Posted by: joeindc44 didn't write this either at June 13, 2013 12:09 PM (QxSug)

Bush was stupid for saying "nuculear."

Meanwhile, Dems think South Dakota borders on Canada, that there are 57 states, that Austrians speak Austrian, that asthmatics use breathalyzers, that the temperature of the center of the earth is millions of degrees, and that islands can capsize. And they hold themselves out as the smart ones. Okay.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 13, 2013 12:09 PM (Z2Bkq)

41 ace, I read all those in my Movie Trailer Voice (which is actually pretty cool BTW) to everyone in my living room. You just cracked my family and assembled guests up.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at June 13, 2013 12:09 PM (ODLC/)

42 I'm stealing this one from someone on Twitter.

Mary Landrieu just wanted a holiday of sun 'n cervecas.

What she got was something else entirely.

E L

N O R T E

L O C O

Posted by: ace at June 13, 2013 12:09 PM (LCRYB)

43 Is she aware that her state doesn't have a border with Mexico either?

Posted by: baldilocks at June 13, 2013 12:09 PM (Su0W2)

44
Yeah, it's a different problem all right. Damned Saskatoon poutine cartels smuggling into South Dakota.

We have to protect the childrens from the Canuckian menace!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 13, 2013 12:09 PM (TIIx5)

45 I would actually pay good money to watch Patty Murray, Mary Landreiu and Barbara Boxer on Jeopardy.

Confusion and hilarity would abound as they all milled around trying to find the cheese after Trebeck asked a question.

Posted by: pep at June 13, 2013 12:09 PM (6TB1Z)

46 Mary Landrieu stars in: HELP!!!! I'm really fucking STUPID!!!! Now I understand who Frank Zappa was singing about in "Help, I'm a Rock"

Posted by: © Sponge at June 13, 2013 12:10 PM (xmcEQ)

47 Geez, Ace. It's not like she said South Dakota would tip over or anything. Picky, picky!

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 13, 2013 12:10 PM (ovWeo)

48 Really,a comet or big asteroid ending this all sounds better every day.

Posted by: steevy at June 13, 2013 12:10 PM (9XBK2)

49 So, she can see Russia from her house?

Posted by: joeindc44 didn't write this either at June 13, 2013 12:10 PM (QxSug)

50 34 i'd pay good money to watch Patty, Mary, and Barbara in a jello wrestling match.

Posted by: Buddha at June 13, 2013 12:10 PM (8NlUk)

51 mu-mu-mu-My Dakota!

Posted by: Mary Landrieu listening to the Knack at June 13, 2013 12:10 PM (MMC8r)

52 I submit myself to the will of... LANDRIEUX???

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 12:10 PM (+98Gb)

53 My unappreciated contribution :

It's 2015 and Senator Mary Landrieu wants her Memphis-style barbeque..

THE
ROAD
TO RIO

Keep the change, crackers.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 13, 2013 12:10 PM (v1mq9)

54 Mary is a wise woman. Those northern plains are heap big mystery.

Posted by: Lizzy Warren, crab squaw at June 13, 2013 12:10 PM (z9HTb)

55 50 Pretty sure Murray is stupidest of the three but they may give her a contest.

Posted by: steevy at June 13, 2013 12:11 PM (9XBK2)

56 Maybe she's already anticipating the territory transfers. Our California to be Alta California, our Texas to be Norte Coahuila

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 13, 2013 04:04 PM (LjgwF)

-------------------------------------------

I LOLed and then a tear came to my eye. With these leftists, the idea seems plausible. Now we know where Baraka gets his 57 states.

Posted by: Soona at June 13, 2013 12:11 PM (DMK49)

57 Claim that she was misunderstood in 3...2...

Posted by: NR Pax at June 13, 2013 12:11 PM (U+O64)

I would actually pay good money to watch Patty Murray, Mary Landreiu and Barbara Boxer on Jeopardy.

I would too, but I'd worry that having so much concentrated stupidity together could make the whole place go critical.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 13, 2013 12:11 PM (Z2Bkq)

59 Landrieux of The Lost.

Posted by: EC at June 13, 2013 12:11 PM (GQ8sn)

60 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 13, 2013 12:11 PM (/PCJa)

61 Does she also believe you need a passport to travel to New Mexico?

D'uh! Everyone has heard the Virgin Islands tourism commercials. You don't need a passport to travel to a US territory.

Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at June 13, 2013 12:11 PM (epxV4)

62 Hey, Tina Fey! Go get it! (never in a million, billion years)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 12:12 PM (+98Gb)

63 guys, have you seen these two posts from Matt Drudge's twitter? WE ARE EXPERIENCING A SHIT-STORM OF UNPRECEDENTED LEVELS followed by: Survivors need to: Raise your spirituality. Raise your integrity. Raise your nutrition. Raise your physical health. Raise your consciousness What the hell is he going on about?

Posted by: fe at June 13, 2013 12:12 PM (/FxuJ)

64 Geography. How does it fucking work?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at June 13, 2013 12:12 PM (0HooB)

65 Senator Mary Landrieu: South Dakota Borders on Canada, You Know O_o o_O That doesn't make sense any way I look at it. I mean, I know what all those words mean, but they don't work when they're put together like that.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 13, 2013 12:12 PM (/PCJa)

66 I would like to point out that I would never make this mistake. C'mon, Horde, you know why.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at June 13, 2013 12:12 PM (VtjlW)

67 "Can we put them in a maze? Most of them would never find their way out."

Dunno. Put a bottle of bourbon and a bag of cash innit and you'd be amazed at how fast they'd figure it out.

Posted by: mrp at June 13, 2013 12:12 PM (HjPtV)

68
N O R T H P B Y

S O U T H W E S T

I want this movie. NOW.

Aaaaand Mary Landrieu again makes a run at the coveted "Stupidest Senator with Ovaries" title.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at June 13, 2013 12:13 PM (4df7R)

69 Is she aware ~~that her state doesn't have a border with Mexico either~~?

Fifty-fifty

Posted by: fluffy at June 13, 2013 12:13 PM (z9HTb)

70 65 Landrieux of The Lost.

****

I know where that is. It is also referred to as East Virginia.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 13, 2013 12:13 PM (SkyIE)

71 She constantly surfs Ebay looking for that damn stairway to heaven they keep talking about on the radio.

Posted by: © Sponge at June 13, 2013 12:13 PM (xmcEQ)

72 67 Does she also believe you need a passport to travel to New Mexico? D'uh! Everyone has heard the Virgin Islands tourism commercials. You don't need a passport to travel to a US territory. Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at June 13, 2013 04:11 PM (epxV4) Virgin Islands? Bob Menendez and Harry Reid will plant their flags in 5...4..3...2...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 12:13 PM (+98Gb)

73 Does she remember to wipe her ass after she shits?

Posted by: © Sponge at June 13, 2013 12:13 PM (xmcEQ)

74 If a Democrat says something stupid, and the Media doesn't report it (like Akin and Mourdock), is the Democrat still stupid?

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at June 13, 2013 12:13 PM (bb5+k)

75 64 Would the planet explode,or collapse into a black hole?Either way,I'm good with it.

Posted by: steevy at June 13, 2013 12:13 PM (9XBK2)

76 Stranger in a Strange Landreiu

Posted by: zsasz at June 13, 2013 12:13 PM (MMC8r)

77 Somewhere in the heart of the Pennsyltucky Mountains, Pogo is weeping...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 12:13 PM (+98Gb)

78 south to alaska!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work... at June 13, 2013 12:13 PM (WQXuu)

79 North Dakota?

Posted by: Charles Gibson at June 13, 2013 12:14 PM (GrtrJ)

80 With all due respect to actual mentally handicapped people, this bitch is fucking retarded.

Posted by: © Sponge at June 13, 2013 12:14 PM (xmcEQ)

i'd pay good money to watch Patty, Mary, and Barbara in a jello wrestling match.

Posted by: Buddha at June 13, 2013 04:10 PM (8NlUk) /i]

Dear God, WHY?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at June 13, 2013 12:14 PM (4df7R)

82 An evil dentist has fitted South Dakota with giant teeth, and after self-consuming the contents of Wall Drug, the Rushmore state goes on a murderous rampage, devouring its northern namesake and figuring out options on the Canadian border.

There's only one senator with the brains, body, and sadomasochistic equipment to woo the errant prairie into a state of docility and then beat it into merciless submission.

It's Mary Landrieu in

"Unlucky Pierre"

Posted by: Voltaires Crack at June 13, 2013 12:14 PM (gXtDC)

83 Just one more reason why the borders need to be re-drawn and the resulting states re-named East Dakota and West Dakota.

Posted by: Rand McNally at June 13, 2013 12:14 PM (5iuEW)

84 49 Yeah, it's a different problem all right. Damned Saskatoon poutine cartels smuggling into South Dakota.

I first read that as "poon cartel." Which would be a good name for a girl band.

Posted by: Splunge at June 13, 2013 12:14 PM (bKA83)

85 Go Sweast young man......

Posted by: © Sponge at June 13, 2013 12:14 PM (xmcEQ)

86 North Dakota: The Dakota That Doesn't Count

Posted by: WalrusRex at June 13, 2013 12:14 PM (VlXYw)

87 49 Yeah, it's a different problem all right. Damned Saskatoon poutine cartels smuggling into South Dakota. We have to protect the childrens from the Canuckian menace! ----------------------------------------------------- You should be so lucky as to get our Poutine! perhaps the one thing Quebec did right. Well aside from getting far more than their share of federal tax dollars.

Posted by: Future Illegal Immigrant at June 13, 2013 12:14 PM (9j/Zj)

88 On CNN. Tornado warning for DC area.

Posted by: olddog in mo at June 13, 2013 04:09 PM (3bZOg)

----------------------------------------------

Praying. Praying.

Posted by: Soona at June 13, 2013 12:15 PM (DMK49)

89 Dakota Fanning. Menendez is the Senator...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 12:15 PM (+98Gb)

90 Hey, Tina Fey! Go get it! (never in a million, billion years) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 04:12 PM (+98Gb) Tina Fey probably cost us a million votes with her propaganda lie. She should have been fined by the FEC and SUED by all parties.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at June 13, 2013 12:15 PM (bb5+k)

91 55 34 i'd pay good money to watch Patty, Mary, and Barbara in a jello wrestling match.

I would pay twice as much as that, to be excused.

Posted by: Splunge at June 13, 2013 12:15 PM (bKA83)

92 So.....you wanna watch a grown man kill himself after 10 minutes? Oh, I think Trebek would survive longer than that.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 13, 2013 12:16 PM (/PCJa)

93 Maybe she just didn't recognize it because democrats can't understand double digit GDP growth.

Posted by: Future Illegal Immigrant at June 13, 2013 12:16 PM (9j/Zj)

Look, we're being too hard on Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary. She obviously visited North Dakota one winter, saw the acres upon acres of unpeopled snow fields, and just ASSUMED it was Canada.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at June 13, 2013 12:16 PM (4df7R)

O/T

State Department whistleblower Aurelia Fedenisn, who accused the Obama State Department of covering up eight investigations including accusations of child prostitution, says she is being threatened and so are her kids.

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at June 13, 2013 12:16 PM (R8hU8)

96
She's a Senator, he's a million pound stone monument, Will they hook-up? Mary Landrieu and Mt Rushmore star in...

NORTH BY
NORTHWEST

It's not on the Canadian border sweetie.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 13, 2013 12:16 PM (v1mq9)

97 democrats for 100, Alex...

All right... and the answer is... ZERO!

ooh, how many MSM evening news programs will mention that Mary Landrieu is an idiot?

Posted by: mallfly at June 13, 2013 12:16 PM (bJm7W)

98 Mary Landrieu took a trip from Louisiana to Texas...by way of Oregon.

Geography! Do you fucking speak it?

Posted by: DangerGirl (screw you NSA) at June 13, 2013 12:16 PM (GrtrJ)

99 Well, if you accelerate South Dakota to relativistic speeds, it will border on Canada. For a fraction of a second. Then it will explode and we'll all die in a horrific fireball.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at June 13, 2013 12:16 PM (1hM1d)

100
I would actually pay good money to watch Patty Murray, Mary Landreiu and Barbara Boxer on Jeopardy.

I would too, but I'd worry that having so much concentrated stupidity together could make the whole place go critical.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 13, 2013 04:11 PM (Z2Bkq)

I'd just like to see Trebek hit 'em with the Billy Madison stupidity speech.

Either that or a Louisville Slugger.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 13, 2013 12:16 PM (TIIx5)

101 Wait. Wait. So if I go to South Dakota I can just hop across the border for some Timbits? Why does no one ever tell me these things?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at June 13, 2013 12:16 PM (VtjlW)

102 Every fucking person in Congress is Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants. Every. One.

Posted by: © Sponge at June 13, 2013 12:16 PM (xmcEQ)

103

Pretty sure Murray is stupidest of the three but they may give her a contest.

Au contraire, Murray barely budges the Boxer-ometer, with a lousy rating of 5 milliBoxer.

I hate to drop the nukes, but you leave me no choice.

"Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, 'Thank God, I'm still alive.' But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again." - Barbara Boxer

Let's see Patty Murray top that one.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 13, 2013 12:16 PM (Z2Bkq)

104 DUDE,
WHERE'S
WEST FARGO?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at June 13, 2013 12:17 PM (SX6wc)

105 Good grief. Is there some kind of maximum IQ limit for serving in the Senate?

I'm at 87 and I am the smartest in this governing body.

Posted by: Chuck Schumer at June 13, 2013 12:17 PM (cK0tU)

106 I'll bet she thinks rocks are measured in gallons.

Posted by: mallfly at June 13, 2013 12:17 PM (bJm7W)

107 97 Tina Fey probably cost us a million votes with her propaganda lie. She should have been fined by the FEC and SUED by all parties. Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at June 13, 2013 04:15 PM (bb5+k) You know, if only a few of us adopted the tactics of the left, especially felons who become prison lawyers, we could raise a lot of hell. Then again, the government, courts and media are stacked against us. Never mind.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 12:17 PM (+98Gb)

108 In a land where there is no North Dakota, one courageous senator tries to find her ass with both hands.

Posted by: WalrusRex at June 13, 2013 12:17 PM (VlXYw)

109 I'd just like to see Trebek hit 'em with the Billy Madison stupidity speech. Either that or a Louisville Slugger. Once again, we must point out that two options, both nearly equally satisfying, are not actually mutually exclusive.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 13, 2013 12:17 PM (/PCJa)

110 >>>Senator Mary Landrieu in

F A R G O N E

Posted by: MikeTheMoose DOOMCASTER! at June 13, 2013 12:18 PM (0q2P7)

111 Dakota Fanning. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 04:15 PM (+98Gb) Isn't Fanning the capital of Dakota?

Posted by: © Sponge at June 13, 2013 12:18 PM (xmcEQ)

112 Thanks Barack for letting us annex all of the northern border states. With the IRS and NSA scandals, no one even noticed.

Posted by: Canada at June 13, 2013 12:18 PM (D8Hiv)

113 8 OT
Perhaps the NSA's records can establish where the Commander in Chief was on the night of the Benghazi attack? I'm guessing neither North nor South Dakota.

Posted by: USA at June 13, 2013 04:03 PM (VIaw0)

I'm thinking south of Reggie's coccyx.

Posted by: joncelli at June 13, 2013 12:18 PM (RD7QR)

114 Then it will explode and we'll all die in a horrific fireball. Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie Â® at June 13, 2013 04:16 PM (1hM1d) I warn about the taunting and I warn about the taunting and yet it continues apace.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at June 13, 2013 12:18 PM (VtjlW)

115 27 Mary Landrieu BA Louisiana State University Which pretty much explains it..... Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 13, 2013 04:07 PM (kdS6q) You going moo-moo?

Posted by: olddog in mo at June 13, 2013 12:18 PM (3bZOg)

116 107. I'd like to see Trebek hitter in the shitter with his johnson bar

Posted by: Buddha at June 13, 2013 12:18 PM (8NlUk)

117 Well at least she is not worried South Dakota is gonna tip over

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2013 12:18 PM (9Bj8R)

118 I can see South Dakota from my house.......In Louisiana.....

Posted by: hello, it's me Donna at June 13, 2013 12:18 PM (9+ccr)

119 Since North Dakota has a booming oil economy, maybe she thought it was part of Canada.

Posted by: tomg at June 13, 2013 12:19 PM (/H7em)

120 Are we absolutely sure that incoming Congresscritters don't receive a lobotomy as part of their orientation?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at June 13, 2013 12:19 PM (0HooB)

121 What's the scariest thing? She once worked as a real estate agent. Imagine. You think you're buying a mansion on the hill and end up with an underwater shotgun shack.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 13, 2013 12:19 PM (T0NGe)

122 They speak Canadian in North Dakota...so she was confused.

Posted by: wheatie at June 13, 2013 12:19 PM (yjCF9)

123 BA Louisiana State University I didn't know you could get a BA at LSU or find a virgin?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2013 12:19 PM (9Bj8R)

124 More realistic, Obama caves to environmentalists and pays for parts of Obamacare by selling ND to Canada, killing two birds with one stone.

Posted by: Voltaires Crack at June 13, 2013 12:19 PM (gXtDC)

125 We're stuck here in North Dakota Oh that this should happen to us! We offered it back to the Injuns But they are refusing, of cuss /stolen from lil Abner's Slobovia anthem

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 13, 2013 12:19 PM (LjgwF)

126 Mensa or menses? The best and brightest, right?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 12:19 PM (+98Gb)

127 110 Let's see Patty Murray top that one.

Oh, it's on.

Â“HeÂ’s been out in these countries for decades, building schools, building roads, building infrastructure, building day-care facilities, building health-care facilities, and the people are extremely grateful. HeÂ’s made their lives better.Â” -- Parry Murray, on Osama bin Laden

Posted by: Splunge at June 13, 2013 12:19 PM (bKA83)

128 119 Thanks Barack for letting us annex all of the northern border states. With the IRS and NSA scandals, no one even noticed. ---------------------------------------------------- Except Michigan nobody wants Detroit.

Posted by: Future Illegal Immigrant at June 13, 2013 12:20 PM (9j/Zj)

129 She'd have made a fine waitress.

Posted by: zsasz at June 13, 2013 12:20 PM (MMC8r)

130 Thunderheart II: Graham Greene gets to the bottom of the missing Dakota... because he's Canadian.

Posted by: Duh! at June 13, 2013 12:20 PM (Zs83Q)

131 That last movie title is a hoot, Ace.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at June 13, 2013 12:20 PM (0HooB)

132

So, the NSA is gathering data on American citizens, likely monitoring where we go shopping, where we attend church, what we buy and who we talk to, but they can't take the simple step of grabbing Western Union's records on cash transfers to Mexico and other foreign countries to identify potential illegal immigrants?

I tend to think if the NSA surveillance is all that it is cracked up to be, it really wouldn't be that hard to find and deport 10 million illegal immigrants like they have been telling us.

Not that I'm at all for that, though it bugs me that they think a pathway to citizenship is necessary, seems to me to be pretty obvious that anyone in this country illegally should NEVER, NEVER get citizenship -- though I'm not opposed to having a way to get them a green card since they obviously haven't been making enough of them available over the years.

Posted by: doug at June 13, 2013 12:21 PM (uJ8q7)

133 105 Mary Landrieu took a trip from Louisiana to Texas...by way of Oregon. Geography! Do you fucking speak it? Posted by: DangerGirl (screw you NSA) at June 13, 2013 04:16 PM (GrtrJ) She found a black hole. (I refuse to mention the congresswoman from Houston).

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 12:21 PM (+98Gb)

134 She'd have made a fine waitress. Not even with your dick.

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at June 13, 2013 12:21 PM (/PCJa)

135 We lost North Dakota in the French-Canadian War of 1912.

Posted by: Union Teacher at June 13, 2013 12:21 PM (9oW2w)

136 Boxer exists to make Feinstein look good by comparison. But Palin, there's a lady who knows how to make the shoulder thing go up.

Posted by: wooga at June 13, 2013 12:21 PM (J/fvq)

137 But remember, Dan Quayle was the stupid one. Not this scrunt, not Obama and his '57 states.'

We need to start ridiculing these Lefties, especially the "Smartest Preznit Eva!" Man has the thin skin of an onion, and I bet with a tenth (or less) of the mockery GW Bush got, the man would go fetal, sobbing and sucking his thumb.

Wanna play nasty, Lefties? Hope you get half as good as you give ...

Posted by: acethepug at June 13, 2013 12:21 PM (fXDVf)

138 She found a black hole. Racist.

Posted by: John Wiley Price at June 13, 2013 12:21 PM (/PCJa)

139 At some point a country has enough Dakotas.

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at June 13, 2013 12:21 PM (8ZskC)

140 South Dakota is in North America?..

Posted by: Sen. Landrieu at June 13, 2013 12:21 PM (8NlUk)

141 In alternate reality movies and TV shows they often use a visual clue as to which world is the alternate by showing Zeppelins flying through the air. Now we have a new one. Maps with no North Dakota.

Posted by: WalrusRex at June 13, 2013 12:21 PM (VlXYw)

142 They tried to measure her intelligence, but it was off the scale.

Mary Landrieu in

BOX
OF
ROCKS

In select MENSA chapters June 14th

Posted by: AltonJackson@work at June 13, 2013 12:22 PM (9HP5k)

143 "North by Southwest? I prefer Eva Marie Saint in the original film.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 13, 2013 12:22 PM (E5Yns)

144
They speak Canadian in North Dakota...so she was confused.

Posted by: wheatie at June 13, 2013 04:19 PM (yjCF9)

Is that where "eh" is used as punctuation?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 13, 2013 12:22 PM (TIIx5)

145 A preview of the requested episode of Jeopardy

http://preview.tinyurl.com/nx8bgbr

Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at June 13, 2013 12:22 PM (epxV4)

146 Â“Today the biggest fear our kids live with is whether Â… the kid beside them has a gun. We have to give them skills so they feel confident to deal with it.Â” -- Patty Murray

I wonder what skills she was talking about. Kung fu?

Posted by: Splunge at June 13, 2013 12:22 PM (bKA83)

147

For years, Mary Landrieu wondered why she couldn't have children. "I've mixed up every kind of sugar and spice and everything nice I can think of," she lamented to Redbook in 1981, "but I must not have the proportions down right!

"To be honest, my husband and I would prefer a boy," she added. "But, come on. Snips and snails and puppy dog tails? Eww!

"And what the heck are snips anyway? Sounds racist."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at June 13, 2013 12:22 PM (4df7R)

148 OT: To continue the conservative assfucking......Paul Ryan says that the current bill does NOT provide amnesty to illegals..... Because he's FUCKING SMARTER than you......you're doing it wrong.

Posted by: © Sponge at June 13, 2013 12:22 PM (xmcEQ)

149 Ah, or Palin. Funny how the media just completely ignores the mental midgets of the Left.

Actually, I guess in retrospect it isn't funny at all ...

Posted by: acethepug at June 13, 2013 12:22 PM (fXDVf)

150 I thought Yoko Ono was the capital of the Dakota?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 12:22 PM (+98Gb)

151 No more North Dakota after John Lennon was shot as he was leaving it.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 13, 2013 12:23 PM (Z2Bkq)

152 Remember, this kind of Very Special Person needs VIP airport parking, else she might just refuse to apply that scintillating brainpower of hers to the betterment of the nation's governance.

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 13, 2013 12:23 PM (Kppp9)

153 Imagine. You think you're buying a mansion on the hill and end up with an underwater shotgun shack. Posted by: AmishDude at June 13, 2013 04:19 PM (T0NGe) To be fair, at least you'd have a place to keep your guns after that tragic boating accident.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at June 13, 2013 12:23 PM (VtjlW)

154

48Is she aware that her state doesn't have a border with Mexico either?

Actually, by the strict deffinition of "border," no state does.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 13, 2013 12:23 PM (bWBdM)

155 >>>She'd have made a fine waitress. Posted by: zsasz ------------------------------------- If you don't mind your order delivered to the table behind you.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 12:23 PM (4Mv1T)

156
This is how you'd communicate with Dumb People, no?
Landrieu, like Pelosi, is just speaking the national language.

Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at June 13, 2013 12:23 PM (xIzGn)

157 Posted by: Splunge at June 13, 2013 04:22 PM (bKA83) Cue Keaneau Reeves.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 13, 2013 12:23 PM (/PCJa)

158 South Dakots now borders Canada at South Manitoba

Posted by: Canada at June 13, 2013 12:23 PM (D8Hiv)

159 "She'd have made a fine waitress."

"Oh, I'm so sorry, this is the order for the table behind you. Here's the check."

Posted by: mrp at June 13, 2013 12:23 PM (HjPtV)

160 Oddly, my cousin, from Louisiana, interned at her office one summer (his mom, my aunt, is very well connected politically). My cousin was raised such that if he did not have something nice to say, he stayed quiet. Never said anything about her when we asked.

Posted by: Penfold at June 13, 2013 12:24 PM (wT+sh)

161 Mount Rushmore. Is that Barney Frank's New Year's resolution?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 12:24 PM (+98Gb)

162 #164 LOL!

Posted by: mrp at June 13, 2013 12:24 PM (HjPtV)

163 152 Is that where "eh" is used as punctuation? ------------------------------------------------- Those aren't Americans those are Canadians boosting your economy with a little cross border shopping.

Posted by: Future Illegal Immigrant at June 13, 2013 12:24 PM (9j/Zj)

164 Landrieu was elected by dead Black people in her first run for the Senate, and got caught doing so. It was so obvious that even the Usual Suspects were embarrassed.

The Senate, which could have denied her the seat, chose to allow her in without a fuss.

In a better world, she would spend the next ten years in one of those nice comfy federal prisons I keep hearing about

Posted by: Enda Kenny at June 13, 2013 12:25 PM (omBWL)

165 If you don't mind your order delivered to the table behind you.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 04:23 PM (4Mv1T)

A week after you placed it.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at June 13, 2013 12:25 PM (4df7R)

166 Does she know New Mexico is a US state?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ braucht ein Bier at June 13, 2013 12:25 PM (ZKzrr)

167 If Canada is America's Hat, then South Dakota is America's Forehead.

Posted by: Mary Landrieu (D) Genius at June 13, 2013 12:25 PM (8ZskC)

168 No comments on the Drudge tweets? Anything? Bueller?

Posted by: fe at June 13, 2013 12:25 PM (/FxuJ)

169 Speaking of Mary Landrieu, her son just got popped for a DUI in the French Quarter of New Orleans, including a trip down the wrong way of a one-way street. And, for the record, I met "Military Mary" when she was still in the LA legislature. Seemed like a bitch then and nothing I've seen in the years since has changed my mind.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at June 13, 2013 12:25 PM (JGSJZ)

170

She also thinks Wet Vagina is a state.

Actually, she's correct.

Posted by: Roy at June 13, 2013 12:25 PM (VndSC)

171 I live in North Dakota and can vouch for it's existence.

Posted by: Zach John Galt at June 13, 2013 12:25 PM (UlhoQ)

172 173 Landrieu was elected by dead Black people in her first run for the Senate, and got caught doing so. It was so obvious that even the Usual Suspects were embarrassed. The Senate, which could have denied her the seat, chose to allow her in without a fuss. In a better world, she would spend the next ten years in one of those nice comfy federal prisons I keep hearing about Posted by: Enda Kenny at June 13, 2013 04:25 PM (omBWL) America. What a fuckin' country!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 12:26 PM (+98Gb)

173 DFP

Posted by: Buddha at June 13, 2013 12:26 PM (8NlUk)

174 Let's get to the point she was trying to make: She's actually making the anti-illegals' point. Canada is a net immigrant state by a longshot. We don't have to worry too much about illegal immigration from Canada because the numbers aren't there. If we only had a few hundred thousand illegals, we wouldn't bother with border fences, etc. We might even go ahead with amnesties. I haven't been able to find the numbers, but my feeling is that there is as much US->Canada immigration as there is Canada->US.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 13, 2013 12:26 PM (T0NGe)

175 We can't have term limits because it would deprive the United States of this senator's vast intelligence.

Posted by: ejo at June 13, 2013 12:26 PM (GXvSO)

176 Must be that Snowden was hiding in North Dakota and they disappeared the whole fucking state!

Posted by: WaitingForMartel at June 13, 2013 12:27 PM (BYSrJ)

177

Sigh.

2014, where are you??

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 13, 2013 12:27 PM (SUKHu)

178 Too. Many. Targets....

Posted by: SMOD at June 13, 2013 12:27 PM (rNQrY)

179 173 Landrieu was elected by dead Black people in her first run for the Senate, and got caught doing so. It was so obvious that even the Usual Suspects were embarrassed. The Senate, which could have denied her the seat, chose to allow her in without a fuss. --- I think they'd have considered it if it meant anyone other than Woody Jenkins would have gotten the seat. The only time that Baton Rouge has been represented by a Democrat in the past 25+ years came when Woody made it into the runoff of a special election and people refused to show up to vote for him.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at June 13, 2013 12:27 PM (JGSJZ)

180 178. Mary defended her son, saying "He was only going one way."

Posted by: Buddha at June 13, 2013 12:27 PM (8NlUk)

181 In a crazy new world When up becomes down and black becomes white. Mary Landrieu must become the southern savior. Mary Landrieu is SOUTH OF THE BORDER

Posted by: Golden Boy at June 13, 2013 12:27 PM (ZAFzJ)

182 Yeah "smart party" look I'm moving to ND if we're ceding it to Canada.... It'll be New Alberta

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 12:27 PM (Yo/1Y)

183 America. What a fuckin' country! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 04:26 PM (+98Gb) I could have done with it

Posted by: Saddam Husssain at June 13, 2013 12:27 PM (9Bj8R)

184 I have the honor of being the senator from the only state named after Louise Jefferson.

Posted by: Mary Landrieu (D) Genius at June 13, 2013 12:27 PM (8ZskC)

185 179 She also thinks Wet Vagina is a state. Actually, she's correct. Posted by: Roy at June 13, 2013 04:25 PM (VndSC) If you say Wet Vagina just fast enough, you sound like James Carville.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 12:28 PM (+98Gb)

186 @Brandon In Baton Rouge

So bitchy and stupid? That there is a mighty combination.

Posted by: Penfold at June 13, 2013 12:28 PM (wT+sh)

187 I think Landrieu's first language is Fwench, and they have lots of silent letters, whole strings of them in fact, and, from the Mohamhead alDura bullshit, we realize that words in Fwench might not necessarily have meanings ... other forms of bullshit. A translator might be needed ... perhaps something as simple as word rearrangement ... something like IgLatinPay ... "South Dakota Borders on Canada, You Know" might rearrange to "Dakota Borders on Canada, You Know, South" I suspect the included phrase "You Know" might be the tell that tells normal readers to figure out what the speaker really means, as the speaker herself has low communication skills.

Posted by: Arbalest at June 13, 2013 12:28 PM (FlRtG)

188 Mary Landrieu wasn't looking for love-- she was just looking for the name of whatever state was north of South Dakota. But she found so much more.

G U L F

O F

M O N T A N A

Posted by: Rick Tempest, Geography Buff at June 13, 2013 12:28 PM (LCRYB)

189 193 I have the honor of being the senator from the only state named after Louise Jefferson. --- I could see this dumb bitch claiming she's from Weezie-ana.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at June 13, 2013 12:28 PM (JGSJZ)

190 Any other alleged Dakotas are merely unfounded rumors.

Posted by: Merry Landrooo at June 13, 2013 12:28 PM (MMC8r)

191 It was almost exactly two years ago that Milwaukee County Supervisor Peggy West said, in seeking to have a boycott of us Arizona racists over SB1070, Â“This is a state that is a ways removed from the border.Â”

Posted by: jakeman at June 13, 2013 12:28 PM (96M6e)

192 Mary Landrieu reminds me of the south end of a north-bound mule.

Posted by: Not an Artist at June 13, 2013 12:28 PM (uRumV)

193 Two kidnappers for hire botch a master plan by the victim's husband to get money he could have, you know, asked for instead. A small-town pregnant cop finds herself trying to unravel the mystery. The shady deal goes down in...

W I N N I P E G

Posted by: They Can't Have My French Fries at June 13, 2013 12:28 PM (MDr17)

194 @BWI_Airport now sending people to lowest level of terminals for potential tornado

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 13, 2013 12:29 PM (X6akg)

195 196 Posted by: Arbalest at June 13, 2013 04:28 PM (FlRtG) Why should we cut her some slack? Fuck the left. No quarter. EVER.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 12:30 PM (+98Gb)

196 Your tax dollars at work.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at June 13, 2013 12:30 PM (0HooB)

197 Sen. Mary Landrieu's son arrested on DWI, hit-and-run charges

http://tinyurl.com/l5zcqug

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 13, 2013 12:30 PM (v1mq9)

198 A Milwaukee County Supervisor, Peggy West, said in Council meeting that she could not understand why Arizona was concerned with illegal immigration. It wasn't like they had a border with Mexico like Texas.!

Posted by: Spook at June 13, 2013 12:30 PM (pEkqu)

199 When the al Qaeda daycare centers closed, North Dakota became part of Tajiggystan.

Posted by: Patty Murray (Derp) at June 13, 2013 12:30 PM (rNQrY)

200 SO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2013 12:31 PM (9Bj8R)

201 O/T: So, one of my guilty pleasure hangouts is io9.com (yes, Gawkerplex, gotta infiltrate somewhere y'know), where the fantasy-scifi folk hang. Inevitably they discuss Game of Thrones...in that way only clueless left-leaning folk can. So someone complains about Danaerys' storyline, how it sets up this whole white-savior stereotype. I'm watching the folks who actually read the books swarm out and mock it within angstroms of its mortal existence. Good times, good times...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, CEO, Hodorburton at June 13, 2013 12:31 PM (zUi7I)

202 We need to start ridiculing these Lefties, especially the "Smartest Preznit Eva!" Man has the thin skin of an onion, and I bet with a tenth (or less) of the mockery GW Bush got, the man would go fetal, sobbing and sucking his thumb.

No, there'd be a full-on rage breakdown. He'd start trying to beat up the Marines with a teleprompter and it'd be awesome.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 13, 2013 12:31 PM (B/VB5)

203 Canada is America's hat.
Mary Landrieu

Posted by: steevy at June 13, 2013 12:31 PM (9XBK2)

204 195 @Brandon In Baton Rouge So bitchy and stupid? That there is a mighty combination. --- Stupid seems to be a common theme with female Dems in LA politics. Mary Landrieu, Kathleen Blanco, Melinda Schwegmann, "Dedee" Slaughter, etc. Technically Carolyn Fayard is book-smart, as valedictorian of her class at the same high school I attended, but she is not a good fit for Louisiana, no matter what her lawyer daddy thinks.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at June 13, 2013 12:31 PM (JGSJZ)

205 @155

The mental image from that post will now haunt my dreams. Where do you think she was putting the sugar?

Posted by: Penfold at June 13, 2013 12:32 PM (wT+sh)

206 And this little piggy is supposed to be one of my senators.

I weep.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 13, 2013 12:32 PM (BDU/a)

207 Mary Landrieu real genius... I remember when reknowned explorer Wayne Gretzky discovered the Toronto Bay

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 12:32 PM (Yo/1Y)

208 Delacroix... shit; I'm still only in Delacroix... Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back in Manitoba.

Posted by: Mary Landrieu (D) Genius at June 13, 2013 12:33 PM (8ZskC)

209 Dang all these Democrat women are smart. Smart as the voters who infested us with their stupidity. God dammit where the fuck is SMOD???

Posted by: maddogg at June 13, 2013 12:33 PM (OlN4e)

210

A man gets a chance to meet up with his dream girl from the special class in high school, even though his date with her back then was a complete disaster.

Chris Burke stars in:

THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at June 13, 2013 12:34 PM (SFs98)

211 Steevy, it would be a good way to get rid of thoses fools in DC that are supposed to be representing US! But they are not, they're more interested in making deals & keeping their seat. That immigration bill wouldn't exist, they are not doing the job they were elected to. Most are treacherous liars !

Posted by: Carol at June 13, 2013 12:34 PM (d2QQ4)

212 We are a ruthless horde. It's why I alway try to get drunk here LAST.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 13, 2013 12:34 PM (4Mv1T)

213 Maybe we can Trade ND & MT to Canada for Quebec and Han's Island?

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 12:34 PM (Yo/1Y)

214 If she had to haul ass it would take 4 trips.

Posted by: maddogg at June 13, 2013 12:34 PM (OlN4e)

215 M -O- O -N.That spells South Dakota
Mary Landrieu

Posted by: steevy at June 13, 2013 12:34 PM (9XBK2)

216 *whine*

Just returned home from day in town. Temp according to my car was 104. A/C on car broken.

*dying*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2013 12:34 PM (lVPtV)

217 218 Dang all these Democrat women are smart. Smart as the voters who infested us with their stupidity. God dammit where the fuck is SMOD??? --- At least one of Landrieu's terms was stolen by the New Orleans machine and possibly a second as well. She won the third cleanly, in part because John Kennedy is a godawful candidate and because Dems were already turning out for Obama's election.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at June 13, 2013 12:35 PM (JGSJZ)

218

Sen. Mary Landrieu's son arrested on DWI, hit-and-run charges

Who the hell does he think he is, a Kennedy?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 13, 2013 12:35 PM (Z2Bkq)

219
Her son asked for directions, Mary Landrieu obliged :

DEATH RACE 2013

Hey, why am I driving through a school?

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 13, 2013 12:35 PM (v1mq9)

220 Just returned home from day in town. Temp according to my car was 104. A/C on car broken. *dying* Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2013 04:34 PM (lVPtV) It's 61 here in CT. Windy and rainy.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 13, 2013 12:35 PM (X6akg)

221 224 M -O- O -N.That spells South Dakota Mary Landrieu --- OK, that's pretty damn funny, though I'm not sure that was intentional on your part. Know who her dad is? "Moon" Landrieu.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at June 13, 2013 12:35 PM (JGSJZ)

222 Just returned home from day in town. Temp according to my car was 104. A/C on car broken. Ah, here comes the 4/40 A/C.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 13, 2013 12:35 PM (/PCJa)

223

Just returned home from day in town. Temp according to my car was 104. A/C on car broken.

Copy that. I did some yardwork, but didn't last long. It's 94 down here, and feels like 100. Which is why I'm now inside with a cold Guinness.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at June 13, 2013 12:36 PM (0HooB)

224 Ah, but can you see Russia from South Dakota?

Posted by: Gerard Harbison at June 13, 2013 12:37 PM (oiiqn)

225 Just returned home from day in town. Temp according to my car was 104. A/C on car broken.

It begins.

Posted by: Algore at June 13, 2013 12:37 PM (8ZskC)

226 @AceofSpadesHQ 1m America's number one thriller writer is back! @SenLandrieu's new mystery... E A S T S T. L O U I S , W E S T O F S T. L O U I S

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 13, 2013 12:37 PM (X6akg)

227 227 Sen. Mary Landrieu's son arrested on DWI, hit-and-run charges Who the hell does he think he is, a Kennedy? --- Well, the Landrieus are about the only Dems capable of being elected to statewide office down here at this point. The state Dems have been in total disarray since Katrina took away the graveyard vote in New Orleans. Mary and Mitch are some of the few Dems to win since then.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at June 13, 2013 12:37 PM (JGSJZ)

228 230 Ha!Did not know that.Sometimes the joke gods are kind.

Posted by: steevy at June 13, 2013 12:37 PM (9XBK2)

229 233 gerard yes if you have a ladder

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work... at June 13, 2013 12:37 PM (WQXuu)

230

Canada is America's hat.
Mary Landrieu

Whereas Louisiana is ... uh ...

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 13, 2013 12:37 PM (Z2Bkq)

231 @210 Savior? When self-interest and goodness collide maybe. Disney is spoofing my hashes. Good luck NSA.

Posted by: Beagle at June 13, 2013 12:37 PM (rNQrY)

232 Isn't North Dakota the state with the strictest abortion-related laws? Step on the 'sacred ground' and you will be disappeared.

Posted by: RioBravo at June 13, 2013 12:37 PM (eEfYn)

233
Louisiana, how the hell could you vote for that? I mean NY or MA I get, but come on Cajuns get it together.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 13, 2013 12:38 PM (g5YAm)

234 My favorite movie is South of Eden.

Posted by: Merry Landrooo at June 13, 2013 12:38 PM (MMC8r)

235

Whereas Louisiana is ... uh ...

And that makes Florida ... well, you know.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 13, 2013 12:38 PM (Z2Bkq)

236 Louisiana, how the hell could you vote for that? I mean NY or MA I get, but come on Cajuns get it together. Wasn't her last election in 2008, which would have helped her greatly?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 13, 2013 12:38 PM (/PCJa)

237 Single mom Mary Landrieu wanders into a small coastal town where "Love" is a forbidden word.

B I S M A R K - B Y - T H E - S E A

Posted by: ace at June 13, 2013 12:39 PM (LCRYB)

238 It's 61 here in CT. Windy and rainy.

I always knew that CT was in the deep south. 56 and drizzle.

Posted by: fluffy at June 13, 2013 12:39 PM (z9HTb)

239 Does that make Texas the pussy?

Posted by: RioBravo at June 13, 2013 12:39 PM (eEfYn)

240 242 Louisiana, how the hell could you vote for that? I mean NY or MA I get, but come on Cajuns get it together. --- Stolen votes plus seniority and bad candidates make replacing her a problem. I'm hoping that my Congressman, Dr. Steve Cassidy, ends up unseating her next year.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at June 13, 2013 12:39 PM (JGSJZ)

241 She can see stupid from her back porch. And we can see her showing her ass from here.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at June 13, 2013 12:39 PM (PMGbu)

242 It'll be New Alberta

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 04:27 PM (Yo/1Y)

--------------------------------------------

No. It'll be South Alberta.

Posted by: Soona at June 13, 2013 12:39 PM (DMK49)

243 She was really pretty cute when she was younger. Then, I think, she discovered the institution known as the "buffet," and everything changed.

Her brother is the mayor of New Orleans. You can imagine how well this scrap heap is doing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 13, 2013 12:39 PM (BDU/a)

244 Tornado down the road. Maybe I oughta go home

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at June 13, 2013 12:39 PM (32Ze2)

245 Any of you morons own a blue car in DC? http://tinyurl.com/lkw5zwx

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 13, 2013 12:40 PM (X6akg)

246 248Does that make Texas the pussy?

Posted by: RioBravo at June 13, 2013 04:39 PM (eEfYn)

I didn't want to say anything....

Posted by: maddogg at June 13, 2013 12:40 PM (OlN4e)

247 I swear someone's intentionally trying to desensitize Americans in general, and Conservatives specifically to all of the scandalous nature of this Statist behavior. Something large is brewing, and I'd like to think it's all about Scamnesty, but I'm just not that naive.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula_51 at June 13, 2013 12:40 PM (Vgn84)

248 >>>Does that make Texas the pussy? Posted by: RioBravo ---------------------------------------- We prefer to call it the cooter.

Posted by: Proud Texan at June 13, 2013 12:41 PM (4Mv1T)

249 Mary, inbreed and fat is no way to go thru life honey child

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2013 12:41 PM (9Bj8R)

250 Tornado down the road. Maybe I oughta go home If there's a tornado, it might be safer to wait. Of course, with a tornado, it might also be safer not to wait. That's the fun of tornadoes - the guessing.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 13, 2013 12:41 PM (/PCJa)

251 257 >>>Does that make Texas the pussy? Posted by: RioBravo ---------------------------------------- We prefer to call it the cooter. Posted by: Proud Texan at June 13, 2013 04:41 PM (4Mv1T) South of the Cooter... The state of the Taint...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 12:41 PM (+98Gb)

252 245 Louisiana, how the hell could you vote for that? I mean NY or MA I get, but come on Cajuns get it together. Wasn't her last election in 2008, which would have helped her greatly? --- Correct. She was elected in 1996 (disputed election against Woody Jenkins, decided by 5000 votes), re-elected in 2002 (close election against Susanne Haik-Terrell, won 52-48 in a runoff), and re-elected again in 2008 (solid victory over John Kennedy, won 52-46).

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at June 13, 2013 12:41 PM (JGSJZ)

253 236 Brandon in BR, Remember when Blanco thought the 9th ward would have her in Vitter's seat? Bwahaha

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 12:42 PM (Yo/1Y)

254 Close. In Louisiana, just like in horseshoes, close counts.

Posted by: georgeofthedesert at June 13, 2013 12:42 PM (Eq2MX)

255 South Dakota! Slowly I turned...step by step!

Posted by: Mary, Curly and Moe at June 13, 2013 12:42 PM (uLzrM)

256 Alberta has peaches so it must border Georgia.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 12:42 PM (+98Gb)

257 242 Louisiana, how the hell could you vote for that? I mean NY or MA I get, but come on Cajuns get it together.
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Unfortunately Cajuns (and other sane conservatives) are only a small part of this benighted state's population. Voting in NO has a disproportionate effect on how the state votes, and NO is packed to the gills with Oboingo supporters.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 13, 2013 12:42 PM (BDU/a)

258 Her brother is the mayor of New Orleans. You can imagine how well this scrap heap is doing. --- In Mitch's defense, New Orleans had been a cesspool for years before he got there, between the Morial family running things and Ray "Chocolate City" Nagin fucking up post-Katrina.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at June 13, 2013 12:42 PM (JGSJZ)

259

I'm hoping that my Congressman, Dr. Steve Cassidy, ends up unseating her next year.

If he's smart, all of his campaign ads will feature her soundbite, followed by a screen that says, "If she has this much trouble with a map, imagine how much trouble she has with concepts such as freedom and the Constitution."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at June 13, 2013 12:43 PM (0HooB)

260 O/T comment. Cavuto reports that fat f*** Rove is again warning Republicans not to solely focus on the Obama scandals. We need to focus on the economy instead....or we'll lose. We see how well that worked out for us in '12, didn't we Mr. Rove?

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 13, 2013 12:43 PM (ovWeo)

261 CONSERVATIVE LAWMAKERS PLANNING LINCOLN-DOUGLAS STYLE IMMIGRATION DEBATE IN FRONT OF THE CAPITAL

TEH BLAZE

WHATEVER YOU DO AOS, DON'T TALK ABOUT THIS.

Posted by: Bonco Bama at June 13, 2013 12:44 PM (Cs2tJ)

262

Watched the Va. Lt. Gov. candidate at #38. Wow.

Hope he wins.

Posted by: seamrog at June 13, 2013 12:44 PM (cuMLs)

263

Don't forget that Obama said " Clinton will likely win Kentucky because they are more familiar with her since her home state of Arkansas is closer that Illinois"

Besides being weak in Math, Constitutional Law, Economics and Athletics, Obama really sucks at geography.

Posted by: polynikes at June 13, 2013 12:44 PM (m2CN7)

264 254 Any of you morons own a blue car in DC?

http://tinyurl.com/lkw5zwx

Posted by: Tami at June 13, 2013 04:40 PM (X6akg

*note to self: leave POS car outside under large trees during next storm*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2013 12:44 PM (lVPtV)

265 251 Soona, Or for real fun West Alaska... #Democrat Geography w/your host Barack 57 Obama

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 12:44 PM (Yo/1Y)

266 Noot.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 13, 2013 12:44 PM (/PCJa)

267 I always knew that CT was in the deep south.

Connecticut did not completely abolish slavery until 1848.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ braucht ein Bier at June 13, 2013 12:44 PM (ZKzrr)

268 262 236 Brandon in BR, Remember when Blanco thought the 9th ward would have her in Vitter's seat? Bwahaha --- I forgot that one. I mainly remember the first election, where Chris John and John Kennedy slugged it out for second place and Vitter inched over the 50% mark to win it all.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at June 13, 2013 12:44 PM (JGSJZ)

269 re 189: funny. reminds me of something Lou Costello might have said.

Posted by: mallfly at June 13, 2013 12:45 PM (bJm7W)

270

24 And you thought I was the biggest idiot in the Senate!

Thanks Mary!

Posted by: Patty Murray at June 13, 2013 04:06 PM (OWjjx)

------------------

Hey!

Posted by: Bill Nelson, D(umbass - FL) at June 13, 2013 12:45 PM (Ks0w4)

271 Border States Fun Fact:

When Barack Obama's jug head is eventually carved into the granite face of Mt. Rushmore in South Dakota, they're gonna rename the racist Black Hills to Diversity Mountain.

Posted by: Fritz at June 13, 2013 12:45 PM (G9Mmf)

272 And the dim cries Mary....

Posted by: Craig Poe at June 13, 2013 12:45 PM (BVkEs)

273 Every April we celebrate Northster.

Posted by: Merry Landrooo at June 13, 2013 12:45 PM (MMC8r)

274 The Canadians in... ALL YOUR DAKOTAS ARE BELONG TO US They thirst for more than beer.

Posted by: PD at June 13, 2013 12:45 PM (xfWVe)

275 I'm not sure exactly how many states there are in the middle, but I know its a crapload.

Posted by: Mary Landrieu (D) Genius at June 13, 2013 12:45 PM (8ZskC)

276 Connecticut did not completely abolish slavery until 1848. Posted by: HeatherRadishÂ™ braucht ein Bier at June 13, 2013 04:44 PM (ZKzrr) You sure about that? Ever been to that plantation named Bridgeport?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2013 12:45 PM (9Bj8R)

277 I'm hoping that my Congressman, Dr. Steve Cassidy, ends up unseating her next year. If he's smart, all of his campaign ads will feature her soundbite, followed by a screen that says, "If she has this much trouble with a map, imagine how much trouble she has with concepts such as freedom and the Constitution." --- If Cassidy wanted to have some fun, he could find some witnesses to the tirade she threw at Vitter at a Mardi Gras party around the time of the ObamaCare clusterfuck. Vitter came off as the elder statesman and Landrieu came off as the tinfoil hat wacko that people like to paint Vitter as.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at June 13, 2013 12:46 PM (JGSJZ)

278 267 Brandon in BR, Tragic too if someone could explain to the 9th ward types that democrat epa games keep the port aned yardfrom booming Ah well

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 12:46 PM (Yo/1Y)

279 But...Sarah Palin can see Russia from her house! lolololol (sez one of my idiot b-i-ls)

And every time, I correct him with, "No, Tina Fey said it. Bless your heart."

I've run out of patience with these O-bots.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2013 12:46 PM (lVPtV)

280 In Mitch's defense, New Orleans had been a cesspool for years before he got there, between the Morial family running things and Ray "Chocolate City" Nagin fucking up post-Katrina.
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True, true. This place was a Detroit in the making. It might still go that way, were it not for tourism. But we had one lousy mayor after another, from Mary's dad "Moon" Landrieu* through a succession of characters who would have voted for Barky with one hands while grabbing all the graft they could with the other.

* True story: My father used to play tennis with Moon when he was mayor.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 13, 2013 12:46 PM (BDU/a)

281 He's a hard-drinking, hit & run enthusiast; she's a senator and his mom. Mary Landrieu and her son "Connor" star in

CHAPPAQUIDDICK

Drinks on her. Literally.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 13, 2013 12:46 PM (v1mq9)

282 Rove needs to shut the fuck up and go run Fat Bastard Rino's campaign.

Posted by: maddogg at June 13, 2013 12:47 PM (OlN4e)

283 CONSERVATIVE LAWMAKERS PLANNING LINCOLN-DOUGLAS STYLE IMMIGRATION DEBATE IN FRONT OF THE CAPITAL Honestly, I'd rather it was Burr-Hamilton style...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, CEO, Hodorburton at June 13, 2013 12:48 PM (zUi7I)

284 Canada is the State's toque. Time for curling practice! BRB

Posted by: Funny, eh? at June 13, 2013 12:48 PM (HjPtV)

285 THANKS FOR THE VERY IMPORTANT NEWS TIP I CERTAINLY COULD NOT HAVE ADDRESSED SUCH IMPORTANT AND TIME-SENSITIVE NEWS LATER

THANKS FOR SHOUTING

Posted by: ace at June 13, 2013 12:48 PM (LCRYB)

286 A car is no place to be in a bad storm on a tree lined street. I worked with a man who lost his life to a tree driving home in a storm. Came crashing down on him just like that pic Tami posted.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 13, 2013 12:49 PM (ovWeo)

287 She found a black hole. (I refuse to mention the congresswoman from Houston).

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2013 04:21 PM (+98Gb)

RACIST! :-)

Posted by: Marybeth at June 13, 2013 12:49 PM (Ks0w4)

288 THANKS FOR SHOUTING

Posted by: ace at June 13, 2013 04:48 PM (LCRYB)

ONE MUST SHOUT WHEN THEY ARE IN SOME SORT OF BANNED LIMBO. CAN WE RESOLVE THIS PLEASE?

Posted by: Bonco Bama at June 13, 2013 12:49 PM (Cs2tJ)

289 McRINO Blasts Republican Sen. John Cornyn On Senate Floor Over His Border Security AmendmentÂ… Please just go home and die, or at least just go home

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2013 12:50 PM (9Bj8R)

290 Mary Landrieu, intrepid treasure hunter, sails off in search of treasure near an active volcano.

K R A K A T O A :

E A S T O F S I O U X F A L L S

Posted by: Splunge at June 13, 2013 12:50 PM (bKA83)

291 Her son was just arrested for DUI hit and run.

Posted by: Dang at June 13, 2013 12:50 PM (Hx2XA)

292 THANKS FOR SHOUTING

Posted by: ace at June 13, 2013 04:48 PM (LCRYB)

ONE MUST SHOUT WHEN THEY ARE IN SOME SORT OF BANNED LIMBO. CAN WE RESOLVE THIS PLEASE?

Posted by: Bonco Bama at June 13, 2013 12:50 PM (Cs2tJ)

293

Border States Fun Fact:

When Barack Obama's jug head is eventually carved into the granite face of Mt. Rushmore in South Dakota, they're gonna rename the racist Black Hills to Diversity Mountain.

You sure? I thought it was going to be renamed "Mulatto Hills."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 13, 2013 12:50 PM (Z2Bkq)

294 ONE MUST SHOUT WHEN THEY ARE IN SOME SORT OF BANNED LIMBO. CAN WE RESOLVE THIS PLEASE? Posted by: Bonco Bama at June 13, 2013 04:49 PM (Cs2tJ) Me thinkith you are going about getting unbanned in the wrong way. But hey that's just me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2013 12:51 PM (9Bj8R)

295 You sure about that? Ever been to that plantation named Bridgeport?

No, but if it's anything like the "plantations" of the Rust Belt cities, very few of the people you're alluding to are actually doing any work, much less being forced to work by the people who feed them.

<<Repeat my line about we're the first society in human history where the "privileged" class works their asses off so the "oppressed" class can live in leisure.>>

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ braucht ein Bier at June 13, 2013 12:51 PM (ZKzrr)

296 No, but if it's anything like the "plantations" of the Rust Belt cities, very few of the people you're alluding to are actually doing any work, much less being forced to work by the people who feed them. So I guess you don't consider selling dope and running ho's as work?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2013 12:53 PM (9Bj8R)

297 Mary rides the short yellow bus to the Senate.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at June 13, 2013 12:54 PM (n8LUb)

298 eh?

Posted by: SoDak -- The Lumberjack State at June 13, 2013 12:55 PM (2iU3x)

299 Come to think of it, I remember asking my father, when he would mention how he played tennis with Mayor Moon, if he could put in a word for me and get me a summer job there. My father muttered that he could never do that.

If he could have, hey, Mary used to be in Michelle Williams-cute territory. Maybe I could have nailed her once or twice!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 13, 2013 12:55 PM (BDU/a)

300 303 Mary rides the short yellow bus to the Senate. --- The teacher asked her what 2+2 was. She said "Thomas Jefferson, sucka!"

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at June 13, 2013 12:55 PM (JGSJZ)

301 Give her a pass, she has other things on her mind
http://tinyurl.com/k7h38ub

Posted by: caustic at June 13, 2013 12:56 PM (/b8+5)

302 292 Canada is the State's toque. Time for curling practice! BRB Posted by: Funny, eh? at June 13, 2013 04:48 PM (HjPtV) --------------------- Hey now. you leave curling out of this.

Posted by: Future Illegal Immigrant at June 13, 2013 12:56 PM (9j/Zj)

303

Mary rides the short yellow bus to the Senate.

There must be a fleet of them going to the Senate every morning.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 13, 2013 12:57 PM (Z2Bkq)

304 1 dead, 73 hurt in La. plant explosion
http://tinyurl.com/k9w4ksf

Posted by: caustic at June 13, 2013 12:58 PM (/b8+5)

305 Mary Landrieu is trying to steal the "Stupidest Person in the Senate" award from Patti Murray.

Cat fight!

Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at June 13, 2013 12:59 PM (qs8N+)

306 300 ONE MUST SHOUT WHEN THEY ARE IN SOME SORT OF BANNED LIMBO. CAN WE RESOLVE THIS PLEASE?
Posted by: Bonco Bama at June 13, 2013 04:49 PM (Cs2tJ)

FYI Cs2tJ was banned under the Life is Too Damned Short rule.

Posted by: Mætenloch at June 13, 2013 01:00 PM (pAlYe)

307 In Senator's Landrieu's defense, she is a Senator, and she is from Louisiana.

I'm sure Tina Fae will be out of retirement any minute to make "We can see Canada from my house" jokes.

Posted by: Dr. Mr. Badman at June 13, 2013 01:02 PM (MlqTY)

308 312 Maet, This really is sven Maet...were my posts in the Pelosi thread TB3kd because I used my hotel's proxy?

Posted by: Esteban 10077 at June 13, 2013 01:04 PM (Yo/1Y)

309 Landrieu speaks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Bhueml6MqI

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 13, 2013 01:09 PM (OgQih)

310 #38 Mike Hammer: I think I'm in love! What a speech!

Posted by: rabidfox at June 13, 2013 01:16 PM (m0aYw)

311 #240 Beagle: Are you implying that the Mississippi is America's Cloaca Maxima?

Posted by: rabidfox at June 13, 2013 01:40 PM (m0aYw)

312 B L O O D
O F T H E
M A P L E S
Avenge me!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at June 13, 2013 01:54 PM (9+vDU)

313 117 >>>Senator Mary Landrieu in F A R G O N E Thread winner.

Posted by: whatmeworry? at June 13, 2013 02:32 PM (Q3WfW)

314 You think that's bad? Just heard on Mark Levin that Ding Bat Harry Reid introduced an amendment to make Nevada a border state. "Amendment" to what? Rubio's down the amnesty whole? I'll assume that's it, which would be why dumbass Reid refused to "secure the border." I remembered a quaint little comment Ace made, hoo boy, 'bout 3 years ago during the Obamacare "debate" which sums what they're doing now doing with "Amnestycare," just change up a word or two and it'll apply what they're doing now:

"I promise if you like your coverage you can keep your coverage. That said, you can't keep your coverage; which translates to: I promise I will not bend you over the couch and go at you like wildebeest in high rut. That said, bend over the couch."

Posted by: halodoc at June 13, 2013 05:40 PM (Fzbp3)

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