July 11, 2013

Sharknado Liveblog
— andy

It's Beginning: Please Rise for the playing of the Sharknational Anthem.

You can still check in with the Pre-Game coverage for weather updates and such.


Below some highlights of the Shark Bowls from 1975-2012.

And from Rex Harrison's Hat, some highlights from the Big Game in the start-up Bear Weather Phenomenon League.

Think there'll be a merger? I hope so. We need a unified championship.

For the halftime show, we've got a real treat: the reunited Great White band performing a medley of their greatest hits, which means they'll just play Once Bitten Twice Shy all the way through.

Well, the fans are settling into their seats. You can always tell the Sharknado fans, can't you?

finhead.jpg

The "Finheads" will be rockin' the roof off the place tonight.

Oh and look, it's the Sharknado mascot, Mister Chompers.

Blue-Big-Head-Shark-Plush-Adult-Mascot-Costume-11706-700x880.jpg

I wonder what shenanigans ol' Chompy will be up to this time.

Probably biting the leg off a ref and maiming him for life. Oh, Chompy. You're incorrigible. And savage.

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1 Hey. Are you guys playing cards?

Posted by: Flounder at July 11, 2013 04:44 PM (Pr6hk)

2 1st?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2013 04:44 PM (3ms7d)

3 "For the halftime show, we've got a real treat: the reunited Great White band performing a medley of their greatest hits, which means they'll just play Once Bitten Twice Shy all the way through." Funnily enough, Great White is actually performing tonight about fifteen minutes away from where I live. It's all coming together...

Posted by: Synnerman at July 11, 2013 04:44 PM (0Bdlg)

4 Why aren't all my comments appearing?

Posted by: Methos, habitual wiseass at July 11, 2013 04:44 PM (hO9ad)

5 Will my comments automatically appear in the live blog thingie?

Posted by: Mama AJ at July 11, 2013 04:45 PM (SUKHu)

6 This is insane

Posted by: dissent555 at July 11, 2013 04:45 PM (yR6A1)

7 Crap.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2013 04:45 PM (3ms7d)

8 Teh Awesomenessism begins!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 11, 2013 04:45 PM (0HooB)

9

Uno...dos...tres

Posted by: wheatie at July 11, 2013 04:45 PM (oBreQ)

10 I'm just here for the beer.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 11, 2013 04:45 PM (4Mv1T)

11 Oh good. the fucking retarded live blog thing from the election.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 04:45 PM (GEICT)

12 Many of us will be disappointed that our snark doesn't make the cut.

Drink heavily.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2013 04:46 PM (lVPtV)

13 Here is a list of the other Shark movies that played on Syfy today. Malibu Shark Attack: A tsunami brings goblin sharks to Malibu. Sharktopus: Military develops a monstrous shark-octopus hybrid. Swamp Shark: A shark is on the lose in the swanp. Super Shark: A monstrous bulletproof shark that walks on land. SHARKNADO! 2-Headed Shark Attack: Mutant 2-headed shark does shark things to college students.

Posted by: Discovery Channel Shark Week Is Jealous at July 11, 2013 04:46 PM (mETGQ)

14

Ah, shoot.

Posted by: Mama AJ, slow habitual wiseass. at July 11, 2013 04:46 PM (SUKHu)

15 My evening contribution. Dickie Goodman "Mr. Jaws" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDNlSpKLEEo

Posted by: spypeach at July 11, 2013 04:46 PM (0n1+D)

16 I consider my not being drunk yet a huge win.


Or loss considering how one might look at it.

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at July 11, 2013 04:47 PM (/B8eZ)

17 Hey, it's Monty with the shaaark Doooom.

Posted by: Mama AJ at July 11, 2013 04:47 PM (SUKHu)

18

Sharknado or Tour de France  coverage? 

Tough choice. 

 

Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2013 04:48 PM (rxlMG)

19 The guy in the Shark hat looks like my brother-in-law if he was crossbred with Mark Schlereth.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 11, 2013 04:48 PM (CA2NO)

20 Awesome. The same busted ass liveblog from the election.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 04:48 PM (GEICT)

21 Sharkageddon!!!

Posted by: EC at July 11, 2013 04:48 PM (doBIb)

22 Years ago my neighbor used to refer to the Discovery Channel as the "Shark and Plane Channel".

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 11, 2013 04:49 PM (4Mv1T)

23 I'm afraid I may peak too soon.

Posted by: Beefy at July 11, 2013 04:49 PM (i7B17)

24 no alas no automatically posting comments.


Posted by: ace at July 11, 2013 04:49 PM (/IWYB)

25 Beverage: refilled. Glasses: cleaned. Sanity: no clue where that went.

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 04:49 PM (K+I6z)

26 So is a Shartnado like a Shit Storm?

Posted by: Minuteman at July 11, 2013 04:50 PM (dSE0q)

27 The liveblog appears dead. Someone throw a shark at it.

Posted by: Waterhouse at July 11, 2013 04:50 PM (/pZtp)

28 Who is in charge of filtering the comments, though? I need to know where to send the package bomb.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2013 04:50 PM (V1ZIU)

29 Shit.  I'm drunk, and my husband just handed me an advertisement piece to edit. 

Fucking hell?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2013 04:50 PM (lVPtV)

30 Over/under on how many greenies think this is actual science?

Posted by: dissent555 at July 11, 2013 04:50 PM (yR6A1)

31 24 no alas no automatically posting comments. Posted by: ace at July 11, 2013 08:49 PM (/IWYB) Seriously Ace, I love this site. Obviously. But this liveblog thing is fucking awful.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 04:50 PM (GEICT)

32 Ohhhh.  "SHARK"nado.  Never mind.

Posted by: Minuteman at July 11, 2013 04:50 PM (dSE0q)

33 no alas no automatically posting comments.


Posted by: ace at July 11, 2013 08:49 PM (/IWYB)


One suspects that such an eventuality would quickly spiral out of control.  So to speak.

Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 04:50 PM (7vimm)

34

Why  aren't my comment   showing up?

 

Dude, this isn't the election liveblog.  Do we need to log in  with YouFace?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 11, 2013 04:51 PM (0HooB)

35 I'll tune in when they do Stingraynado

Posted by: Crocodile Hunter at July 11, 2013 04:51 PM (Pr6hk)

36 Awesome. The same busted ass liveblog from the election. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 08:48 PM (GEICT) It's just another thing that makes this blog so quaint.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 11, 2013 04:51 PM (CA2NO)

37 Beverage: refilled. Glasses: cleaned. Sanity: no clue where that went. Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 08:49 PM (K+I6z


NoVaMoMee?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at July 11, 2013 04:51 PM (Gk3SS)

38 Drink heavily.

Way ahead of you.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking heavily at July 11, 2013 04:51 PM (hO8IJ)

39 27 The liveblog appears dead. Someone throw a shark at it.

Posted by: Waterhouse at July 11, 2013 08:50 PM (/pZtp)




Typically, Ace starts this shit at the last second.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2013 04:51 PM (lVPtV)

40 One of you morons has got to have a link for a live stream .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at July 11, 2013 04:51 PM (0iJzo)

41
re: liveblog

I have a bad feeling about this.


Posted by: soothsayer at July 11, 2013 04:51 PM (xIzGn)

42 So is anybody other than a cob allowed to comment on the live blog?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 04:52 PM (GEICT)

43 Has everyone used the bathroom? If not, go do that now!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 11, 2013 04:52 PM (CA2NO)

44
I'd say shitcan the liveblog and just use the comment threads, posting new threads every 30 minutes.


Posted by: soothsayer at July 11, 2013 04:52 PM (052zE)

45 Shouldn't all of this be in white type to avoid spoilers???

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 11, 2013 04:52 PM (Adm3q)

46 I still say, Flying Squidicane is a piece that hasn't been explored.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2013 04:53 PM (lVPtV)

47 I want a camo AT-AT.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at July 11, 2013 04:53 PM (Gk3SS)

48 I feel so deprived. The only one of those movies I have seen is "Jaws".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2013 04:53 PM (wqcCk)

49 Oh, here we fucking go.

http://pinterest.com/ezrapoundcake/sharknado-shark-week-party-food/

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking heavily at July 11, 2013 04:53 PM (hO8IJ)

50 Fuck Huff Post video links.  Won't fucking watch.

Posted by: logprof at July 11, 2013 04:53 PM (3VBXw)

51 Dammit!  Where did all the bikini chicks go in SuperShark?

Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 04:53 PM (7vimm)

52 Has everyone used the bathroom? If not, go do that now!
Especially before the toilet shark makes its appearance.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 11, 2013 04:53 PM (Adm3q)

53 How realistic is this movie?

Posted by: Minuteman at July 11, 2013 04:54 PM (dSE0q)

54 42 So is anybody other than a cob allowed to comment on the live blog?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 08:52 PM (GEICT)



You must be Worthy.  I've gotten through a few times. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2013 04:54 PM (lVPtV)

55 I signed in through Twitter but my test post? Nope. Nah I'll stick with the comments thread. They'll be funnier and I'm not the type who wants to sit around while the chosen few preen and prance.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2013 04:54 PM (V1ZIU)

56 Beverage: refilled. Glasses: cleaned. Sanity: no clue where that went. Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 08:49 PM (K+I6z NoVaMoMee? Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at July 11, 2013 08:51 PM (Gk3SS) Lost it years before the NoVaMoMee. Although I would be honored to be the official Keeper of the Stepstool in Alextopia.

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 04:54 PM (K+I6z)

57 Pretty sure comments copied from MS Word will automatically appear in the live blog thingie.

Posted by: Mama AJ, trouble maker at July 11, 2013 04:54 PM (SUKHu)

58 Shark facts : the swedish word for shark is "haj", pronounced "Hi!" They never spend good money on dental crowns.

Posted by: SarahW at July 11, 2013 04:54 PM (LYwCh)

59
You know, this walking tank and rubber shark thing is just a wee bit cheesy.

Posted by: Wodeshed at July 11, 2013 04:54 PM (a9L+B)

60 Oooh, a Great White show?

Let the fireworks begin!

Posted by: logprof at July 11, 2013 04:55 PM (3VBXw)

61 Shit. I'm drunk, and my husband just handed me an advertisement piece to edit.

Fucking hell?
Posted by: Jane D'oh
-----------------------

Post it here. We'll edit it.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 11, 2013 04:55 PM (4Mv1T)

62 Here we go!  Sharks and tanks for the WIN!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2013 04:55 PM (lVPtV)

63 This is what HD TV was made for.

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 04:55 PM (K+I6z)

64 Is this movie based on the Mark Twain book, Hucleberry Fin?

Posted by: Minuteman at July 11, 2013 04:55 PM (dSE0q)

65 You must be Worthy. I've gotten through a few times. Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2013 08:54 PM (lVPtV) I find that if you say boobs or titties it helps to get thru

Posted by: spypeach at July 11, 2013 04:56 PM (0n1+D)

66

I can't get onto the live blog!

 

Posted by: sgpRN2005 at July 11, 2013 04:56 PM (p6qJb)

67 YESSSS!

Posted by: Iblis at July 11, 2013 04:56 PM (9221z)

68 I'm drunk, and my husband just handed me an advertisement piece to edit.
It never stopped me.

Posted by: don draper at July 11, 2013 04:56 PM (Adm3q)

69 Even for the HQ, the liveblog is shitty.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 04:56 PM (GEICT)

70 Dammit!  Where are the bikinis on the live blog?

Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 04:56 PM (7vimm)

71 I'm fat, but I'm slow!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2013 04:57 PM (lVPtV)

72 Just saw a shark drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic's.

And his hair was perfect.

Posted by: dissent555 at July 11, 2013 04:57 PM (yR6A1)

73 Who are the advertisers? I want to hate them.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 11, 2013 04:57 PM (YDcuh)

74 Is no one watching the cinematic brilliance of SUPER SHARK right now?!!

Posted by: RedRover at July 11, 2013 04:57 PM (PZgko)

75 Open up for mommy!

Posted by: Wodeshed at July 11, 2013 04:57 PM (a9L+B)

76 Probably not a good time to go to a sushi bar. They probably are just shoveling it off the pavement and serving it fresh. Then again, it is...

Posted by: Shark Cracka! at July 11, 2013 04:57 PM (cjFRv)

77 Tell me if they have a shark in the movie from the Gulf of Mexico.  You know the species as the Great White Hispanic. 

Posted by: Minuteman at July 11, 2013 04:57 PM (dSE0q)

78 Good grief, the "special effects" in the show leading up to the main event are awful.

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 04:57 PM (K+I6z)

79 I'll have what the Killer Whale is having!

Posted by: middle-aged woman at the next table at July 11, 2013 04:58 PM (Adm3q)

80 So,  I am home in time to watch this!  Yay!

Posted by: Miss Marple at July 11, 2013 04:58 PM (GoIUi)

81 The #SHARKNADO twitter tag is worth checking out:

https://twitter.com/search?q=%23SHARKNADO&src=hash

Posted by: Splunge at July 11, 2013 04:58 PM (bKA83)

82 Oooh, the eeeeevil oil company. *rolling eyes*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 11, 2013 04:59 PM (CA2NO)

83 Candygram

Posted by: tmitsss at July 11, 2013 04:59 PM (Pa9vP)

84 Rare Lake Mead shark attack caught on tape in Vegas!  http://youtu.be/0T-s1IJlwBM

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at July 11, 2013 04:59 PM (qvify)

85
Ahhh...illegal offshore drilling and chemical dumps lead to the SUPER SHARK.

Posted by: Wodeshed at July 11, 2013 04:59 PM (a9L+B)

86 I started drinking late. Now I am behind. I am prepared to accept the mission to catch up. Ready....go.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2013 04:59 PM (OSARm)

87 Got my dinner ready just in time. /oh, the cat's eaten it

Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2013 04:59 PM (sdi6R)

88 John Schneider looks like shit.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at July 11, 2013 04:59 PM (d6TfZ)

89 Yes, American oil companies evil.

Posted by: OPEC at July 11, 2013 04:59 PM (Aif/5)

90

Rapey sharks? Maybe. Aren't they like dophins?

Posted by: Beefy at July 11, 2013 05:00 PM (i7B17)

91 I just had a horrible thought:  What if there is a cameo by Michelle or Obama!

Posted by: Miss Marple at July 11, 2013 05:00 PM (GoIUi)

92 IT HAS BEGUN!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 11, 2013 05:00 PM (CA2NO)

93 "78   Good grief, the "special effects" in the show leading up to the main event are awful.
Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 08:57 PM (K+I6z)"


That's why they're "special".

Posted by: dissent555 at July 11, 2013 05:01 PM (yR6A1)

94

I can't comment in the   liveblog.

 

Look at the oppression inherent in the system!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 11, 2013 05:01 PM (0HooB)

95 I predict green windwills will save the day by cutting up all the flying sharks---I mean they do it for golden eagles, why not flying sharks too?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 11, 2013 05:01 PM (Adm3q)

96 Hero prediction. Kurtwood Smith beats a male shark to death with a 20 pound brick of cocaine then turns to the female sharks and quips: "bitches leave"

Posted by: 13times at July 11, 2013 05:01 PM (fGPLK)

97 $1 million??? Anyone have a flashback to another movie?

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 05:02 PM (K+I6z)

98 So the Norks again? This is gonna suck

Posted by: L, elle at July 11, 2013 05:02 PM (0PiQ4)

99 "The weather started getting rough . . ."

/somebody had to do it

Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 05:03 PM (7vimm)

100 Bunch of fucking elitist-conformist a-holes in that stupid liveblog. Clearly this is where all the cool kids are hanging out. Who's up next on the keg stand?

Posted by: jakeman at July 11, 2013 05:03 PM (96M6e)

101
You may keep the fishing lures...

Posted by: Wodeshed at July 11, 2013 05:03 PM (a9L+B)

102 I wish my tackle boxes looked like that.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2013 05:03 PM (OSARm)

103 IT'S NOT A TUMAH IT'S A SHARKNADO!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2013 05:03 PM (V1ZIU)

104 I can't comment in the liveblog.

I never had any luck making that shit work.  Ever.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 11, 2013 05:03 PM (/gHaE)

105 Get the fins to the galley!

Posted by: Hawk at July 11, 2013 05:03 PM (2dYnc)

106 Liveblog is all broke up

Posted by: L, elle at July 11, 2013 05:03 PM (0PiQ4)

107 Computer literate fans of light scattering prefer Byte Mie!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars[/i][/b][/s] at July 11, 2013 05:04 PM (QlTaC)

108 Shark!!!!

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 05:04 PM (K+I6z)

109 The liveblog sucks. Period. Anarchy in the comments!!!!!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 05:04 PM (GEICT)

110 How long is it? 90 minutes? Because hopefully it will be online by 91.

Posted by: Shark Cracka! at July 11, 2013 05:04 PM (cjFRv)

111 So,  did I see Russian Mafia-type with millions of dollars!

Sharks already got someone!!!

Posted by: Miss Marple at July 11, 2013 05:04 PM (GoIUi)

112 Fenelon, did you decide to go to your friend's house to watch it?

Posted by: shredded chi at July 11, 2013 05:04 PM (NRQlH)

113 You can take the shark outta the water, but you canna take the hunger outta the shark, cap'n.

Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 05:04 PM (7vimm)

114 Hold my beer and watch this, jakeman.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 11, 2013 05:04 PM (Adm3q)

115 The Asian guy is boned.

Posted by: RESQDOC at July 11, 2013 05:04 PM (vHRtU)

116 Shark got the Nork!!!

Posted by: Miss Marple at July 11, 2013 05:05 PM (GoIUi)

117 Asian guy we hardly knew you!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2013 05:05 PM (V1ZIU)

118 Wow, eeevil, greedy businessman makes early appearance.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 11, 2013 05:05 PM (zyB/B)

119 Dana Loesch is there, though.

Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2013 05:05 PM (sdi6R)

120 Don't feel bad if you can't liveblog. It's probably an small layer of protection from the government if you can't.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2013 05:05 PM (wqcCk)

121 I'm already scared of the captain's teeth.

Posted by: Mayday at July 11, 2013 05:05 PM (eHc+1)

122 Captain No Longer Appearing In This Film (except as Shark Shit)

Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 05:05 PM (7vimm)

123 Awesome. We've got awesome like Dana Loesch in the liveblog, but none of us can comment.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 05:05 PM (GEICT)

124 That's Miles from "Lost" as evil asian flunky.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at July 11, 2013 05:06 PM (a5ljo)

125 But sharks don't have bones, they have cartilage?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 11, 2013 05:06 PM (Adm3q)

126 andycanuck, you've got a dart in your neck. That shit's not cool. You should pull that out, man.

Posted by: jakeman at July 11, 2013 05:06 PM (96M6e)

127 not that bad an opening scene

Posted by: L, elle at July 11, 2013 05:06 PM (0PiQ4)

128 #123  Well,  et them hang out there.  I thought THIS was the liveblog,  because I was in a hurry.

I am hanging here.

I have to say the opening was pretty good.

Posted by: Miss Marple at July 11, 2013 05:06 PM (GoIUi)

129 I hope they have some Great White Hispanic sharks.

Posted by: SnakeFarm at July 11, 2013 05:07 PM (/KeTB)

130 #112 No; I was too embarrassed to ask. So here I am watching comments about a movie I can't see. My life stinks. LOL

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2013 05:07 PM (wqcCk)

131 I don't even see the liveblog.

Posted by: Old grizzled gym coach at July 11, 2013 05:07 PM (QBQcg)

132
Jeebus..Ian Ziering has become that ginger from 30 Something.

Posted by: Wodeshed at July 11, 2013 05:07 PM (a9L+B)

133 I was skeptical of Dana Loesch's liveblog chops, but this was worthy: 

The boob to tragedy ratio is grossly disproportionate for a film of this caliber.

Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 05:07 PM (7vimm)

134 I've got two tabs open: one for the liveblog, one for the comments.

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 05:07 PM (K+I6z)

135 Please don't tell my non-virtual friends I'm watching.

Posted by: dogfish at July 11, 2013 05:07 PM (nsOJa)

136 Shitty Asian with no balls!
I make shark fin soup shark drop on me!

Posted by: Lu Kim, South Park CO at July 11, 2013 05:08 PM (Adm3q)

137 So here I am watching comments about a movie I can't see.

It's not so bad.
*shoves tequila through USB port*

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking heavily at July 11, 2013 05:08 PM (hO8IJ)

138 There it is.

Posted by: Old grizzled gym coach at July 11, 2013 05:08 PM (QBQcg)

139 24 no alas no automatically posting comments. Posted by: ace at July 11, 2013 08:49 PM (/IWYB) Same here. Bullshit.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 05:08 PM (GEICT)

140 Open two windows, live (undead?)blog to the left, comments to the right. See, there are two Americas.

Posted by: The Hobo Wears Prada (My other car is JennaMarbles) at July 11, 2013 05:09 PM (jopHG)

141 131 I don't even see the liveblog. Posted by: Old grizzled gym coach at July 11, 2013 09:07 PM (QBQcg) I have the liveblog and this thread running in two windows. But I can't see the movie, as I have no TV.

Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2013 05:09 PM (sdi6R)

142 well, lots of ass for you boys

Posted by: L, elle at July 11, 2013 05:09 PM (0PiQ4)

143 30 Over/under on how many greenies think this is actual science?

Posted by: dissent555 at July 11, 2013 08:50 PM (yR6A1)

****

 

Chances are 100%. Like dude, sharks tornados, it can totally happen.

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 11, 2013 05:09 PM (ga+7c)

144 It's not a dart, jakeman, it's a shark's tooth! Get it, dude? Get it?

Posted by: Lu Kim, South Park CO at July 11, 2013 05:09 PM (Adm3q)

145 so trope #1 yaquza (?) gangster

Posted by: rain of lead at July 11, 2013 05:09 PM (J/npG)

146
Wait, is this Asian girl a surfer or the Viet Cong?

Posted by: Wodeshed at July 11, 2013 05:09 PM (a9L+B)

147 Don't feel bad. I'm at the in-laws. Basically just TOLD them I'm watching it... It's all the kids have been talking about for 2 days

Posted by: shredded chi at July 11, 2013 05:09 PM (NRQlH)

148 I think I just got some street cred with my 17-year-old son. He hadn't heard of this movie, but he's seen a couple of other flicks by the same production company. He and I will take over the remote at 9 and kick the girls out. Sweet!

Posted by: jakeman at July 11, 2013 05:09 PM (96M6e)

149 and some odd formatting issues with the comments...

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 11, 2013 05:10 PM (ga+7c)

150 #130  Update for those without cable.  minous weather.  Boat with Russian Mafioso and North Korean guy.  Russian has mucho money in a briefcase.  Asian tries to steal it.  Sharks wind up jumping onto boat and eating Asian guy when he tries to shoot the captain and steal the money.  Russian mafia captain guy then also gets eaten as the Sharknado moves in.

Switch to some place like Venice Beach where bikini girls and stupid surfer guys are ignoring the ominous weather.

Posted by: Miss Marple at July 11, 2013 05:10 PM (GoIUi)

151 Russell Crowe!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2013 05:10 PM (V1ZIU)

152 I've got two tabs open: one for the liveblog, one for the comments. Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 09:07 PM (K+I6z) me too.

Posted by: spypeach at July 11, 2013 05:10 PM (0n1+D)

153 Woo, those are some serious waves.

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 05:10 PM (K+I6z)

154 53 How realistic is this movie? Other than the ridiculous notion of a tornado in LA? 99% real. LA has perfect weather.

Posted by: 13times at July 11, 2013 05:10 PM (fGPLK)

155 150 #130 Update for those without cable

Thank you! Cut mine a while back, because I did not know this was coming.

Posted by: Splunge at July 11, 2013 05:11 PM (bKA83)

156 #144 Shit, man, I left on my sock. That was, like, me, dude. Yo!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 11, 2013 05:11 PM (Adm3q)

157 Oh, and we were just getting to know her, too.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at July 11, 2013 05:11 PM (d6TfZ)

158 Great; So some other person here as sucky a life as I do. They don't have a TV either. I feel so much better.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2013 05:11 PM (wqcCk)

159 swim bitch swim sharks gonna get you

Posted by: rain of lead at July 11, 2013 05:11 PM (J/npG)

160 Finally, a TV program where the cast acknowledges that Ian Zerling is in fact old enough to be a grandpa.

Posted by: Hawk at July 11, 2013 05:11 PM (2dYnc)

161 so, is this where those of us who can't make the liveblog cut come to whine and die? 

Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2013 05:11 PM (8lmkt)

162 Oh noes! Cute Asian surfer go bye-bye.

Posted by: Joe Tenebris at July 11, 2013 05:11 PM (NTgCQ)

163 ooopps too late

Posted by: rain of lead at July 11, 2013 05:11 PM (J/npG)

164 Two Asians. Two dead. Sharks be profiling.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at July 11, 2013 05:11 PM (a5ljo)

165
These nitwits don't have the sense to get out of the sharks.

Posted by: Wodeshed at July 11, 2013 05:11 PM (a9L+B)

166 Actors Pro Tip - If you're way down in the listing on the credits, you're shark bait.

Posted by: dissent555 at July 11, 2013 05:12 PM (yR6A1)

167 The live blog thing is stupid. There s no way the cobs can watch whatever is going on and track comments at the same time. Always turns into a 3 or 4 person chat about what they saw a half-hour ago, interspersed with non-sequitirs from the masses.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 11, 2013 05:12 PM (qbVkk)

168 Shark eating sounds like me eating potato chips

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2013 05:12 PM (V1ZIU)

169 If you play that Banana Phone youtube video, this all makes perfect sense.

Posted by: The Hobo Wears Prada (My wolf army grows larger each day) at July 11, 2013 05:12 PM (jopHG)

170 so, is this where those of us who can't make the liveblog cut come to whine and die? Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2013 09:11 PM (8lmkt) Certainly! Consider this a sneak preview of what you'll experience in a few hours! Plus, it's Peaches!

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 05:12 PM (K+I6z)

171 Hey, no fat people on the beaches in California.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 11, 2013 05:12 PM (zyB/B)

172 This movie seem racist.

Posted by: Dr. Bao at July 11, 2013 05:12 PM (Aif/5)

173 Wait, is this Asian girl a surfer or the Viet Cong?

Posted by: Wodeshed at July 11, 2013 09:09 PM (a9L+B)

***

ha. no, Samiko something or other....

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 11, 2013 05:12 PM (ga+7c)

174 Did Gov. Brown outlaw bacon and Big Macs or something?

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 11, 2013 05:13 PM (zyB/B)

175 In order to get that jerky camerawork just so, you have to have actual jerks running the cameraa.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at July 11, 2013 05:13 PM (d6TfZ)

176 Beach morons actually obey evacuation order? As if!

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at July 11, 2013 05:13 PM (a5ljo)

177 " 135 Please don't tell my non-virtual friends I'm watching. " Everyone is laughing at me. Already told FIL and BIL to turn in their man cards. "C'mon! It's a tornado. With sharks. Tara Reid. And chainsaws!"

Posted by: shredded chi at July 11, 2013 05:13 PM (NRQlH)

178 Awesome. The same liveblog that sucked ass during the elections sucks ass during SHARKNADO.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 05:13 PM (GEICT)

179 wow a surfboard beats a shark?

Posted by: rain of lead at July 11, 2013 05:13 PM (J/npG)

180 That's a lot of jiggle going on there. I approve.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2013 05:13 PM (V1ZIU)

181 Please let Beverly Hills guy get eaten early.

Posted by: L, elle at July 11, 2013 05:14 PM (0PiQ4)

182 I'm sorry, but if I was just attacked by a shark I probably wouldn't be talking in complete sentences.

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 05:14 PM (K+I6z)

183
We're gonna need your bra for a tourniquet.

Posted by: Wodeshed at July 11, 2013 05:14 PM (a9L+B)

184 Ring ring ring ring ring banana phone... banana phone. Seriously you guys.

Posted by: The Hobo Wears Prada (My wolf army grows larger each day) at July 11, 2013 05:14 PM (jopHG)

185 She should've used that whole bikini for the tourniquet, dammit!

Posted by: Joe Tenebris at July 11, 2013 05:14 PM (NTgCQ)

186 Movie suckage to unintentional humor ratio remains poor.

Insufficent boob-bounceage to compensate.

Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 05:14 PM (7vimm)

187 Matt LeBlanc is in this?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2013 05:14 PM (V1ZIU)

188 He wanted a snack??????

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 05:14 PM (K+I6z)

189 Oh, fuck, this is fun.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking heavily at July 11, 2013 05:14 PM (hO8IJ)

190 Waitress in a bikini! Sexist!

Posted by: jmel at July 11, 2013 05:15 PM (/nkZp)

191 Boobies

Posted by: Trainer at July 11, 2013 05:15 PM (7EbAY)

192 Well, I have the 16 year old son watching with me and he approves so far.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2013 05:15 PM (OSARm)

193 Was that guy in 90210? This may actually be a step up.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at July 11, 2013 05:15 PM (d6TfZ)

194 I do miss Mystery Science Theater 3000.

Posted by: YIKES! at July 11, 2013 05:15 PM (mETGQ)

195 Twangy surf guitar circa 1968. Plus, the surfer king is named Finley? Srsly?

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at July 11, 2013 05:16 PM (a5ljo)

196 Mmm. Soft outside; crunchy inside!

Posted by: a shark at July 11, 2013 05:16 PM (Adm3q)

197 The first couple of elections that liveblog was deployed, it was quite a bit of fun...but somehow, the technology has gotten worse with every passing year. I'm not sure how that's possible, but I don't know that much about TRS-80s either.

Posted by: jakeman at July 11, 2013 05:16 PM (96M6e)

198 I have to say they do have the beach bum ambience down pat.

The storm has driven them all up north.  Hopefully they will go back to where they came from. (That was dialogue.)

SO,  we have confirmation that they are Hispanic sharks!  BUT,  are they WHITE Hispanic sharks?

Posted by: Miss Marple at July 11, 2013 05:16 PM (GoIUi)

199 ohhhh storm make sharks angry....and hungry

Posted by: rain of lead at July 11, 2013 05:16 PM (J/npG)

200 dialogue is teh stupid

Posted by: L, elle at July 11, 2013 05:16 PM (0PiQ4)

201 Global Warming!!!!!!

Posted by: Adam at July 11, 2013 05:17 PM (Aif/5)

202 Global warming!

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 05:17 PM (K+I6z)

203 GLOBAL WARMING FTW!!

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at July 11, 2013 05:17 PM (d6TfZ)

204 AGW for the win!!!

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2013 05:17 PM (OSARm)

205 YAY!  Global Warming!  Heat'em up, lads!

Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 05:17 PM (7vimm)

206 Aren't pacific hurricanes cyclones?

Posted by: Ragamuffin at July 11, 2013 05:17 PM (fzFF6)

207 Moar tittehs!!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 05:17 PM (GEICT)

208 Drink! First global warming reference. We're gonna get so drunk

Posted by: L, elle at July 11, 2013 05:17 PM (0PiQ4)

209 Safelite Auto Glass snags the illustrious inaugural commercial! Good for them.

Posted by: Joe Tenebris at July 11, 2013 05:17 PM (NTgCQ)

210 thank God for commercials, I was getting whiplash.

Posted by: spypeach at July 11, 2013 05:17 PM (0n1+D)

211
I might have picked a bad night to wear a sharkskin suit.

Posted by: Wodeshed at July 11, 2013 05:18 PM (a9L+B)

212 Well, I think it's about dinner time. Let's see. . . let's see . . .

I did have skate for lunch. That's close.

Posted by: dissent555 at July 11, 2013 05:18 PM (yR6A1)

213 206 Aren't pacific hurricanes cyclones?

Posted by: Ragamuffin at July 11, 2013 09:17 PM (fzFF6)


--Pacific: typhoon

Indian: cyclone

Posted by: logprof at July 11, 2013 05:18 PM (3VBXw)

214 I need a refill. Just because of the global warming.

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 05:18 PM (K+I6z)

215 #206  Yes they are cyclones,  but apparently the science is settled and they are now hurricanes.

Hurricane David.  What a lame name.

Posted by: Miss Marple at July 11, 2013 05:18 PM (GoIUi)

216 and global warming...if only I had a drink in my hands.

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 11, 2013 05:18 PM (ga+7c)

217 Awesome. The same liveblog that sucked ass during the elections sucks ass during SHARKNADO.
But with a better ending.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 11, 2013 05:18 PM (Adm3q)

218 206 Aren't pacific hurricanes cyclones? Posted by: Ragamuffin at July 11, 2013 09:17 PM (fzFF6) Why yes, yes they are. Did I mention I worked with Macauley Culkin?

Posted by: John Heard at July 11, 2013 05:18 PM (V1ZIU)

219 Aaaand "Global Warming" Unprecedented!! Hell, if Global Warming will wipe out those liberal Hollywood asshats in Malibu with a massive hurricane, what exactly is the downside?

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 11, 2013 05:18 PM (zyB/B)

220 aaaaand Glowbull Warmening make an appearance at 9:20

Posted by: The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth at July 11, 2013 05:18 PM (Hsgnv)

221 Classic, and apropos, Weird Al:



http://youtu.be/S_DtUChSITM

Posted by: logprof at July 11, 2013 05:18 PM (3VBXw)

222 wait... they are only called hurricains in the atlantic in the pacific they call them..... uh... ummm... come on morons help me out here

Posted by: rain of lead at July 11, 2013 05:19 PM (J/npG)

223 I KNEW  it. Global warming....

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 11, 2013 05:19 PM (aDwsi)

224 DAMM YOU PACIFIC STANDARD TIME!

Posted by: YIKES! at July 11, 2013 05:19 PM (mETGQ)

225 There were sharks swimming down my street during Sandy. True story, and I'm sticking to it.

Posted by: Trainer at July 11, 2013 05:19 PM (7EbAY)

226 shit. late as usual. I'm getting a cup of coffee.

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 11, 2013 05:19 PM (ga+7c)

227 So Global Warming extends the growing season and beach season in Michigan and wipes out Hollywood asshats in Malibu. Yea!

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 11, 2013 05:19 PM (zyB/B)

228 The movie sucks so far except that it meets Mock Worthy.

Posted by: L, elle at July 11, 2013 05:19 PM (0PiQ4)

229 GLOBAL WARMING!

Posted by: Sponge at July 11, 2013 05:19 PM (9x+3B)

230 "Hell, if Global Warming will wipe out those liberal Hollywood asshats in Malibu with a massive hurricane, what exactly is the downside?"

Posted by: nerdygirl

Good point. Firing up the grill!

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at July 11, 2013 05:19 PM (d6TfZ)

231 SO, we have confirmation that they are Hispanic sharks! BUT, are they WHITE Hispanic sharks?

***

We need to provide healthcare vouchers, a good education, and a pathway to shark citizenship.

Posted by: Sharko Rubio at July 11, 2013 05:19 PM (a9L+B)

232 On well. My 2 year old just commandeered my iPhone. I'll be watching and rejoin the comments ASAP. Later Rons/Ettes.

Posted by: Joe Tenebris at July 11, 2013 05:20 PM (NTgCQ)

233 Have the scarlet billows started to flow yet?

Posted by: The Hobo Wears Prada (My wolf army grows larger each day) at July 11, 2013 05:20 PM (jopHG)

234 139 24 no alas no automatically posting comments. Posted by: ace at July 11, 2013 08:49 PM (/IWYB) Same here. Bullshit. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 09:08 PM (GEICT) God dude when you get bitchy you're worse than a girl on my super sweet sixteen who got a Ford instead of a Ferrari.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 11, 2013 05:20 PM (QwaZ4)

235 DAMM YOU PACIFIC STANDARD TIME! Posted by: YIKES! at July 11, 2013 09:19 PM (mETGQ) The way I'm going, I'll be awake for your comments when you're watching it live.

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 05:20 PM (K+I6z)

236 Was John Heard cast in this movie, or did he just happen to be sitting at the bar when they were filing?

Posted by: somebody else, not me at July 11, 2013 05:20 PM (29vnO)

237 Also, the TV anchor is named Jonni and she has to tell us it's Jonni with an i, because she's on the only station in America that can't chyron "Jonni Exposition" into their live feed.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at July 11, 2013 05:20 PM (a5ljo)

238 Aren't Cyclones the bad guys from BSG?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 11, 2013 05:20 PM (Adm3q)

239 Sharkclone.

Sharkphoon.

Sharkicane.


Nah. We'd better just go with Sharknado.

Posted by: dissent555 at July 11, 2013 05:20 PM (yR6A1)

240 The morons and ettes are watching a Grade b movie about tornado sharks and blogging about it while the leftists are plotting their overthrow of the entire world. This probably explains why we lose elections. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2013 05:20 PM (wqcCk)

241 Somewhere Al Gore raises two fists in the air IN VINDICATION!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ktgreat: assho at July 11, 2013 05:20 PM (N9GGH)

242 any manatees get slurped yet?

Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2013 05:20 PM (8lmkt)

243 I believe in global warming now!  It's awesome

Posted by: steve at July 11, 2013 05:21 PM (AQfbp)

244 Michael Caine on Jaws: The Revenge: "I have never seen the film, but by all accounts it was terrible. However I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 11, 2013 05:21 PM (MBqvE)

245 I guess, technically, it IS live-blogging and not live-commenting.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 11, 2013 05:21 PM (jjvz+)

246 Alright, I'm one-for-one with my comments posting on the live blog thingy. Time to quit while I'm ahead.

Posted by: wooga at July 11, 2013 05:21 PM (53xMt)

247 God dude when you get bitchy you're worse than a girl on my super sweet sixteen who got a Ford instead of a Ferrari. Posted by: Buzzion at July 11, 2013 09:20 PM (QwaZ4) He lives with a wife, two daughters, and acres of Barbie dolls. Cut him some slack.

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 05:21 PM (K+I6z)

248 I have yet to see any tittehs. Wtf?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 05:21 PM (GEICT)

249 No one is reading the comments, right? Is anyone listening to the broken live blog?

Posted by: L, elle at July 11, 2013 05:21 PM (0PiQ4)

250 Global Warming causes the sharknado...

Posted by: guido at July 11, 2013 05:21 PM (7E276)

251 The morons and ettes are watching a Grade b movie about tornado sharks and blogging about it while the leftists are plotting their overthrow of the entire world. This probably explains why we lose elections. ;^) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2013 09:20 PM (wqcCk)

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 05:21 PM (K+I6z)

252 This probably explains why we lose elections. ;^)


Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2013 05:21 PM (8lmkt)

253 Global warning causes sharks to fly. Finally, a SyFy original movie with a message. Well done SyFy. Well done.

Posted by: Hawk at July 11, 2013 05:21 PM (2dYnc)

254 TARA REID!!!!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 05:22 PM (GEICT)

255 There's our girl!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2013 05:22 PM (V1ZIU)

256 Oh shit. Tara looks baaaaad.

Posted by: L, elle at July 11, 2013 05:22 PM (0PiQ4)

257 This probably explains why we lose elections. ;^)

That is very disrespectful.  And hurtful. 

Posted by: RNC at July 11, 2013 05:22 PM (8lmkt)

258 The morons and ettes are watching a Grade b movie about tornado sharks and blogging about it while the leftists are plotting their overthrow of the entire world. This probably explains why we lose elections. ;^) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2013 09:20 PM (wqcCk) Let's try that again! I'll be watching Persuasion tomorrow. And if I need to go to the barrel, I'll deal.

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 05:22 PM (K+I6z)

259
Tara Reid looks fetching, but we have not yet seen her disturbing midriff.

Posted by: Wodeshed at July 11, 2013 05:22 PM (a9L+B)

260 The liveblog is scripted hours in advance of the screening. We got the real deal here. Plus, DrewM live is like watching a 70's stag film featuring mexi-thai tranny sharks eating Dan Rather.

Posted by: 13times at July 11, 2013 05:23 PM (fGPLK)

261 Wasn't LiLo available?

Posted by: L, elle at July 11, 2013 05:23 PM (0PiQ4)

262 I don't want to watch Sharknado. I was going to watch Dexter from the other night. I missed the beginning.

Posted by: CarolT at July 11, 2013 05:23 PM (z4WKX)

263 #240  Well,  I like to think we can multi-task.  Plus we might pick up some tips on how to deal with stupid Californians.

Posted by: Miss Marple at July 11, 2013 05:24 PM (GoIUi)

264 So sharks eat ORCAs.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 11, 2013 05:24 PM (Adm3q)

265 YES!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2013 05:24 PM (V1ZIU)

266 Wasn't LiLo available?

Posted by: L, elle at July 11, 2013 09:23 PM (0PiQ4)



They told her she'd have to be sober for four hours a day.

Posted by: Adam at July 11, 2013 05:24 PM (Aif/5)

267 Yep, they had lots of time to secure the bar.

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 05:24 PM (K+I6z)

268 SHARK!!!!!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 05:24 PM (GEICT)

269 The cable went when I became funemployed. Damn you Obama care, damn you to hell.

Posted by: The Hobo Wears Prada (My wolf army grows larger each day) at July 11, 2013 05:24 PM (jopHG)

270 I broke down and logged into the liveblog with my twitter account. But then I decided it wasn't worth it to play in that sandbox. SHARKNADO!!!!!!

Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 05:24 PM (7vimm)

271 Wasn't LiLo available?


wait for the sequel.

Posted by: dissent555 at July 11, 2013 05:24 PM (yR6A1)

272
This one's going in the BLOWHOLE!

Posted by: Wodeshed at July 11, 2013 05:24 PM (a9L+B)

273 Sharks 4, Humans 1.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at July 11, 2013 05:24 PM (d6TfZ)

274 THAT was Tara Reid?

Posted by: steve at July 11, 2013 05:24 PM (AQfbp)

275 Shark through the window!!!! Death by pool cue.

Posted by: guido at July 11, 2013 05:24 PM (7E276)

276 John Heard looks like Joseph Cotten and Jack Lemmon had a kid.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2013 05:25 PM (V1ZIU)

277 That was me passed out at the bar.

Posted by: The Notorious M.E.G. at July 11, 2013 05:25 PM (jYDIW)

278 Heck, I can do better CGI than that.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at July 11, 2013 05:25 PM (DoZD+)

279 Just get up and run, idiot.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at July 11, 2013 05:25 PM (d6TfZ)

280 did Tara look dried out for this or hopped up on what she could find in the medicine chest?

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 11, 2013 05:25 PM (ga+7c)

281 Do sharks usually look fuzzy?

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 05:25 PM (K+I6z)

282 A Man. A Barstool. A Shark. One lives. One dies.

Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 05:25 PM (7vimm)

283 The wife agrees. This movie needs tits.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 05:26 PM (GEICT)

284 Bar stool>Shotgun

Posted by: Adam at July 11, 2013 05:26 PM (Aif/5)

285 This should have a more rousing musical score.


Where's Rogers and Hammerstein when you need them.

Posted by: dissent555 at July 11, 2013 05:26 PM (yR6A1)

286 Guys,  we can take over California easy,  judging from this movie.

Posted by: Miss Marple at July 11, 2013 05:26 PM (GoIUi)

287 Save the Ferris Wheel!!!!

Posted by: L, elle at July 11, 2013 05:26 PM (0PiQ4)

288 jaws easter egg

Posted by: rain of lead at July 11, 2013 05:26 PM (J/npG)

289 There should have been people in the cars on that ferris wheel.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2013 05:26 PM (V1ZIU)

290 All hail the power of the drunk guy!

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 05:26 PM (K+I6z)

291 This is horrible.

Posted by: Sponge at July 11, 2013 05:26 PM (9x+3B)

292
Thank goodness the Ferris wheel didn't kill the chick with the hogans.

Posted by: Wodeshed at July 11, 2013 05:26 PM (a9L+B)

293 Ferris wheel breaks loose!

Posted by: Miss Marple at July 11, 2013 05:26 PM (GoIUi)

294 Nice homage to 1941 with the runaway ferris wheel.

Posted by: Hawk at July 11, 2013 05:26 PM (2dYnc)

295 Hell, if I keep drinking for all the references, they'll have to pump my stomach

Posted by: The Notorious M.E.G. at July 11, 2013 05:27 PM (jYDIW)

296 Run away Ferris Wheel!! It's my childhood nightmares come true.

Posted by: Ragamuffin at July 11, 2013 05:27 PM (fzFF6)

297 I'm getting this sharknado down on a velvet canvass. When's the next art thread?

Posted by: The Hobo Wears Prada (My wolf army grows larger each day) at July 11, 2013 05:27 PM (jopHG)

298 Geez, is the storm over already?

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at July 11, 2013 05:27 PM (d6TfZ)

299 Really, Vendette.?Even though there are no tornado sharks in Persasion although they are some views of the ocean?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2013 05:27 PM (wqcCk)

300 Between the crappy color in this movie and Tara Reid's general pallor, she looks even more lifeless mannequin-like than usual. 

Or maybe ghost-like.  Maybe that's not her, just the ghost of her career.

Posted by: shillelagh at July 11, 2013 05:27 PM (bM5TF)

301 Hubby just commandeered the remote. I'll just enjoy the movie by proxy through the moronverse.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at July 11, 2013 05:27 PM (DoZD+)

302 There's an awful lot of sunshine during this hurricane. I guess waiting for a cloudy day wasn't in the budget.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at July 11, 2013 05:28 PM (29vnO)

303 "How realistic is this movie? Other than the ridiculous notion of a tornado in LA?" But totally realistic: A salmonado in Michigan. Water spout on Lake Michigan, swirls up coho salmon, people slooooowly eaten by yummy, yummy salmon.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 11, 2013 05:28 PM (zyB/B)

304 Really, Vendette.?Even though there are no tornado sharks in Persasion although they are some views of the ocean? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2013 09:27 PM (wqcCk) I can dream.

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 05:28 PM (K+I6z)

305 isn't it time for the gaming thread?  no?  my bad . . .

Posted by: RNC at July 11, 2013 05:28 PM (8lmkt)

306 A little Hollywood trivia... Ian Ziering pronounces his name EYE-an zee-ERR-ing, rather than the more obvious EE-an ZEE-ring. I'm not sure if that was his choice or his parents'.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at July 11, 2013 05:28 PM (LScnt)

307 Yeah. We need a Broadway musical version.

Les Miséra-SHARKNADO!!

Posted by: dissent555 at July 11, 2013 05:28 PM (yR6A1)

308 This is horrible. It's even worse if you're not watching the film

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2013 05:28 PM (wqcCk)

309 MKH, Loesch, and Iowahawk. What a coup!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 11, 2013 05:28 PM (jjvz+)

310 The morons and ettes are watching a Grade b movie about tornado sharks and blogging about it while the leftists are plotting their overthrow of the entire world. This probably explains why we lose elections. ;^) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2013 09:20 PM (wqcCk) It's true ! And the rest of the time we're playing Marquis of Queensbury in a knife fight ! Civilization-as-we-know-it is going down for the 3rd time, but we're all havin a good time, amirite?!

Posted by: swneaky little five-eyes at July 11, 2013 05:28 PM (SwHqo)

311 Julianne Hough would have been better in the love interest role.

Posted by: L, elle at July 11, 2013 05:28 PM (0PiQ4)

312 It's Ferris Wheeler's Day Off

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 11, 2013 05:28 PM (Adm3q)

313 Shark super cell in 3-2-1

Posted by: Buttered up for the burning times at July 11, 2013 05:28 PM (NcSi2)

314 ace: Why are we doing this again? This movie is worse than life itself. Yeah. You poofters took off for the live thread and left the real thing hangin' like a shark in a hurricane.

Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 05:28 PM (7vimm)

315    Does the shark represent the Global Change Empire  of Al Gore  floating around the world  trying to collect carbon credits and the little folk being gobbled up in bloody glee, while the shark/Gore  swims away  in silver ghost drag, and then He metamorphosis into  a huge gas guzzling limo , laughing hysterically while counting his mullah?

(well yes i've had wine, why do you assk?)

pours alex some.

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2013 05:29 PM (nqBYe)

316 iowahawk:  the barstool of JUSTICE   ***   i've been cheated.

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 11, 2013 05:29 PM (ga+7c)

317 Totally awesome that only a select few can comment on the liveblog. Thanks guys.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 05:29 PM (GEICT)

318 I hope the didn't spend more than $20 on this.

Posted by: Sponge at July 11, 2013 05:29 PM (9x+3B)

319 Shark Week reference!

Posted by: Adam at July 11, 2013 05:30 PM (Aif/5)

320 Which is not to say that I'm not watching it too or anything like that ....

Posted by: swneaky little five-eyes at July 11, 2013 05:30 PM (SwHqo)

321 Mary Katherine Ham on the Liveblog.

I'm dreaming.

Posted by: Shark Just Payin' the Bills at July 11, 2013 05:30 PM (EYD4f)

322 "It's even worse if you're not watching the film"


Exactly.

Posted by: dissent555 at July 11, 2013 05:30 PM (yR6A1)

323 Sharknado = poor mans Jaws?

Posted by: L, elle at July 11, 2013 05:30 PM (0PiQ4)

324 "Where did it go?" Then commercial break. Suspense is constipating.

Posted by: guido at July 11, 2013 05:30 PM (7E276)

325 Frankly I'm FAR more terrified of sharts

Posted by: DAve at July 11, 2013 05:31 PM (albkL)

326 i still haven't  even watched Jaws.

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2013 05:31 PM (nqBYe)

327 Totally awesome that only a select few can comment on the liveblog.

try using "Dana Loesch" as your nic . . .

Posted by: RNC at July 11, 2013 05:31 PM (8lmkt)

328 its sharks.... sharks in the streets

Posted by: rain of lead at July 11, 2013 05:31 PM (J/npG)

329 #308  So,  the front tip of the Sharknado hit the Santa Monica Pier.  Lots of screaming and running in different directions.  Shark comes in through the window of a bar and gal,  our heroine (I think) stabs him with a pool cue.  Ferris wheel breaks loose and rolls like a hoop,  crushing a guy and smashing into a hotel.

I will try to keep you caught up,  Fenelon.

Posted by: Miss Marple at July 11, 2013 05:31 PM (GoIUi)

330 "It's even worse if you're not watching the film" No-ooo . . . I'm really not too sure about that.

Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 05:31 PM (7vimm)

331 If only Helen Hunt was in this movie. Oscar Time!

Posted by: The Hobo Wears Prada (My wolf army grows larger each day) at July 11, 2013 05:31 PM (jopHG)

332 Missed the important beginning dammit. Also, AoSHQ Platinum don't mean shit.

Posted by: RWC at July 11, 2013 05:31 PM (8FeS+)

333 Only having 7 rounds is going to be a bitch for the shark fighters.

Posted by: toby928© retweets at July 11, 2013 05:31 PM (QupBk)

334 Wet dream...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l1GvDWtccI

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking heavily at July 11, 2013 05:31 PM (hO8IJ)

335 #325: That gives me an idea for a movie... Shartnado!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at July 11, 2013 05:31 PM (LScnt)

336 BCochran, the man's holdin  ya down!

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2013 05:32 PM (nqBYe)

Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2013 05:32 PM (8lmkt)

338 When the Humera ads are more interesting than the movie, you know you're in trouble . . .

Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 05:32 PM (7vimm)

339 How awesome is it gonna be if the last scene in the movie is a backdrop with the word "Fin" on it?

Posted by: DAve at July 11, 2013 05:32 PM (albkL)

340 322 "It's even worse if you're not watching the film" Exactly. Posted by: dissent555 at July 11, 2013 09:30 PM (yR6A1) Oh, I don't know. Anything else I could read on the internet tonight would make me all ragey.

Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2013 05:32 PM (sdi6R)

341 Or even Mike Hunt.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 11, 2013 05:32 PM (Adm3q)

342 So what's the run time on this abomination?

Back when it's over.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 11, 2013 05:32 PM (4Mv1T)

343 Where is AtC?

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 05:32 PM (K+I6z)

344 what the fuck . . . i should just go watch tee vee. 

Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2013 05:32 PM (8lmkt)

345 Ok, who is Brian Dennehy playing.

Posted by: Trainer at July 11, 2013 05:33 PM (7EbAY)

346
Humera works well for both shark bites AND genital warts.

Posted by: Wodeshed at July 11, 2013 05:33 PM (a9L+B)

347 Flo sings "I'll Stand By You."

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at July 11, 2013 05:33 PM (a5ljo)

348 337

Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2013 09:32 PM (8lmkt)


exactly

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2013 05:33 PM (nqBYe)

349 My last Shartweek made me give up vacationing in Mejico

Posted by: DAve at July 11, 2013 05:33 PM (albkL)

350 I must say that Not!Tara Reid has awesome hair.

Posted by: alexthechick -Team SMOD at July 11, 2013 05:33 PM (Gk3SS)

351 So what's the run time on this abomination? Back when it's over. Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 11, 2013 09:32 PM (4Mv1T) Over at 11 eastern.

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 05:33 PM (K+I6z)

352 331 If only Helen Hunt was in this movie. Oscar Time! Posted by: The Hobo Wears Prada (My wolf army grows larger each day) at July 11, 2013 09:31 PM (jopHG) Morgan Freeman as President.

Posted by: RWC at July 11, 2013 05:33 PM (8FeS+)

353 The "Flo" Progressive Insurance ads, on the other hand, continue to suck really filthy, stringy, juicy ass . . .

Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 05:33 PM (7vimm)

354 Hehe - shark week reference. Drink if they mention mythbusters!

Posted by: shredded chi at July 11, 2013 05:33 PM (NRQlH)

355 Ok, who is Brian Dennehy playing.
The Pacific Ocean.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 11, 2013 05:33 PM (Adm3q)

356 336 BCochran, the man's holdin ya down! Posted by: willow at July 11, 2013 09:32 PM (nqBYe) I'm seriously drunk at this point willow. The wife is laughing. But agreeing about the tittehs.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 05:33 PM (GEICT)

357 I did RIPD so I could play Rooster Cogburn again.

Posted by: Jeff Bridges at July 11, 2013 05:33 PM (Aif/5)

358 To the Gentleman Jack!

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 05:34 PM (K+I6z)

359 309 And JWF

Posted by: DAve at July 11, 2013 05:34 PM (albkL)

360 This is a total clusterfuck of a movie. President Waffles must be the producer.

Posted by: dogfish at July 11, 2013 05:34 PM (nsOJa)

361 Humera works well for both shark bites AND genital warts. I'm seeing a kickstarter project here. Who's with me?

Posted by: The Hobo Wears Prada (My wolf army grows larger each day) at July 11, 2013 05:34 PM (jopHG)

362 #360  President Waffles will probably make a cameo.

At which point I will switch to Fox.

Posted by: Miss Marple at July 11, 2013 05:35 PM (GoIUi)

363 Vendette,  I dunno, I just imagined she would be here. I know she was speaking shark something or other this morning.

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2013 05:35 PM (nqBYe)

364 Hammerhead sharksÂ’ heads are soft at birth so they wonÂ’t jam the mothers' birth canals.

Posted by: RWC at July 11, 2013 05:35 PM (8FeS+)

365 they gotta come across with the sharwister pretty soon

Posted by: steve at July 11, 2013 05:35 PM (AQfbp)

366 ha! Monica Crowley ‏@MonicaCrowley 48s What? It's a shark-hurricane & not a #sharknado? #FalseAdvertising

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 11, 2013 05:35 PM (jjvz+)

367 350 I must say that Not!Tara Reid has awesome hair Boobs. Posted by: alexthechick -Team SMOD at July 11, 2013 09:33 PM (Gk3SS) Fixed for accuracy.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 05:35 PM (GEICT)

368 The "Flo" Progressive Insurance ads, on the other hand, continue to suck really filthy, stringy, juicy ass . . .

The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.

Posted by: toby928© retweets at July 11, 2013 05:35 PM (QupBk)

369 Good trivia point, there, RWC.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 11, 2013 05:35 PM (Adm3q)

370 Wow....that LiveBlog thingy is a Live Blog for Bloggers.....

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 11, 2013 05:35 PM (X6akg)

371 The movie sucks ass.

Posted by: L, elle at July 11, 2013 05:35 PM (0PiQ4)

372 Ok, who is Brian Dennehy playing.
The Pacific Ocean.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 11, 2013 09:33 PM (Adm3q)


tee hee . . .

Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2013 05:36 PM (8lmkt)

373 360 This is a total clusterfuck of a movie. Posted by: dogfish at July 11, 2013 09:34 PM (nsOJa) That is so disappointing for a movie entitled "Sharknado".

Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2013 05:36 PM (sdi6R)

374 $15.99 on Blu-Ray from Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/mgjla8g

Posted by: YIKES! at July 11, 2013 05:36 PM (mETGQ)

375 HIgher Ground? Cue the Chili Peppers video! http://youtu.be/7gs2o5T7oN8

Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 05:36 PM (7vimm)

376 Using a Garand shows an appreciation for the classics

Posted by: DAve at July 11, 2013 05:36 PM (albkL)

377 371 The movie sucks ass. Posted by: L, elle at July 11, 2013 09:35 PM (0PiQ4) No shit. That's the point. All SyFy movies suck.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 05:36 PM (GEICT)

378 When a shark eats food that it canÂ’t digest (like a turtle shell or tin can), it can vomit by thrusting its stomach out its mouth then pulling it back in

Posted by: RWC at July 11, 2013 05:36 PM (8FeS+)

379 I won.t be happy until I we get a Jack Bauer kill count!

Posted by: John at July 11, 2013 05:36 PM (fLsCt)

380 its a boat its a car its a boatcar....er carboat

Posted by: rain of lead at July 11, 2013 05:36 PM (J/npG)

381 Bloody Hell!!!

Posted by: guido at July 11, 2013 05:37 PM (7E276)

382 The 405!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 11, 2013 05:37 PM (jjvz+)

383 Sharks go to sleep if you turn them upside down. It's science, look it up.

Posted by: The Hobo Wears Prada (My wolf army grows larger each day) at July 11, 2013 05:37 PM (jopHG)

384 oh Yes Tara Reid's hair.

blast her, blast her.

yes i do have 20 inches of frizz, untamed  most often.

not.jealous.at.all.

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2013 05:37 PM (nqBYe)

385 L, elle....you gots to let the art was over you. And through you.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2013 05:37 PM (OSARm)

386 The shit blizzard would engulf this sharknado.

Posted by: Jim Lahey at July 11, 2013 05:37 PM (3VBXw)

387 I believe we are ABOUT TO HAVE SHARKS IN A TRAFFIC JAM!

Posted by: Miss Marple at July 11, 2013 05:37 PM (GoIUi)

388 Mention of hatred of 405? Drink!

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 05:37 PM (K+I6z)

389 The physics of this are ... odd.

Posted by: toby928© retweets at July 11, 2013 05:37 PM (QupBk)

390 so is the movie crummy stupid and good?

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2013 05:38 PM (nqBYe)

391 Somebody needs to make some land shark jokes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2013 05:38 PM (wqcCk)

392 Is the secondary actress hotter than Tara Reid? Is that allowed?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 05:38 PM (GEICT)

393 IMO, Tara Reid was much more attractive before all the plastic surgery.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at July 11, 2013 05:38 PM (LScnt)

394 "Everyone run! We're in a crappy movie!"

Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 05:38 PM (7vimm)

395 369 Good trivia point, there, RWC. Posted by: andycanuck at July 11, 2013 09:35 PM (Adm3q) Oh, you want more The first pup to hatch inside the sand tiger shark mother devours its brothers and sisters until there are only two pups left, one on each side of the womb. This form of cannibalism is called oophagy

Posted by: RWC at July 11, 2013 05:39 PM (8FeS+)

396 Blood splashes on windshield. Wipers took care of it...

Posted by: guido at July 11, 2013 05:39 PM (7E276)

397 so is the movie crummy stupid and good? Yes. Yes. No.

Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 05:39 PM (7vimm)

398 Dont fuck with the dog!!

Posted by: RWC at July 11, 2013 05:39 PM (8FeS+)

399 Oh, great, a dog is going to get eaten. Screw you, movie.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at July 11, 2013 05:39 PM (d6TfZ)

400
Screw the hippies...save the golden retriever!

Posted by: Wodeshed at July 11, 2013 05:39 PM (a9L+B)

401 Oooooooooh! Blood!

Posted by: L, elle at July 11, 2013 05:39 PM (0PiQ4)

402 They mentioned the 405. I'm told a "cut off your Slausson" joke must follow.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at July 11, 2013 05:39 PM (a5ljo)

403 And the barstool saves the day!

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at July 11, 2013 05:39 PM (d6TfZ)

404 Don't Leave The Barstool Behind!

Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 05:39 PM (7vimm)

405 I'm confused. Is that underpass flooded or is it not flooded?

Posted by: somebody else, not me at July 11, 2013 05:40 PM (29vnO)

406 There goes John Heard.

Posted by: Adam at July 11, 2013 05:40 PM (Aif/5)

407 He's still got his BARSTOOL?!?!

Posted by: Ragamuffin at July 11, 2013 05:40 PM (fzFF6)

408 The first pup to hatch inside the sand tiger shark mother devours its brothers and sisters until there are only two pups left, one on each side of the womb. This form of cannibalism is called oophagy Keep them coming. It's fun to learn.

Posted by: The Hobo Wears Prada (My wolf army grows larger each day) at July 11, 2013 05:40 PM (jopHG)

409 Ah. Never mind, then. You won't be needing it.

Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 05:40 PM (7vimm)

410 I have ADHD. It's working out great tonight, because I'm reading the liveblog and the comments and marginally paying attention to what's happening on the TV.

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 05:40 PM (K+I6z)

411 Buh bye George

Posted by: loppyd at July 11, 2013 05:40 PM (R96Wz)

412 Oh, great, a dog is going to get eaten. Screw you, movie.

oh, no, screw you, hater!!

Posted by: TFG at July 11, 2013 05:40 PM (8lmkt)

413 Ow get off of me!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2013 05:40 PM (V1ZIU)

414 Poor George.

Posted by: Trainer at July 11, 2013 05:40 PM (7EbAY)

415 He's eaten by a shark and all he can say is "Owwwww!" ROFL!

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at July 11, 2013 05:40 PM (d6TfZ)

416 I don't think they would actually be live blooging to a good film

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2013 05:40 PM (wqcCk)

417 coming soon to a lowes near you the barstool of awesomeness

Posted by: rain of lead at July 11, 2013 05:40 PM (J/npG)

418 I don't know how the actors can keep straight faces.

Posted by: toby928© retweets at July 11, 2013 05:41 PM (QupBk)

419 Did John  Heard just buy it? Owww!!!

Posted by: guido at July 11, 2013 05:41 PM (7E276)

420 Seasons don't fear Sharknados, Nor do the wind, the sun or the rain . . .

Posted by: Blue Oyster Cult at July 11, 2013 05:41 PM (7vimm)

421 383 Sharks go to sleep if you turn them upside down. It's science, look it up.

Posted by: The Hobo Wears Prada (My wolf army grows larger each day) at July 11, 2013 09:37 PM (jopHG)

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 

You're confusing sharks with Tara Reid.

Posted by: Hepcat at July 11, 2013 05:41 PM (VjOAg)

422 All SyFy movies suck. All SyFy ORIGINAL movies suck.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at July 11, 2013 05:41 PM (DoZD+)

423 #391  Heroine, 2 hero guys and the drunk are in an SUV trying to get throrugh a traffic jam where people are standing outside their cars.  They tell people to get out,  but they are mocked.  So waves hit with SHARKS and a bunch of people get chomped with blood. Car with principals escapes.

Now we are told sharks will come up through the storm drains and nowhere is safe!!

Posted by: Miss Marple at July 11, 2013 05:41 PM (GoIUi)

424 And we learned shark babies are called "pups".

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 11, 2013 05:41 PM (Adm3q)

425 This isn't even worthy of an MST3K episode.

Posted by: RushBabe at July 11, 2013 05:42 PM (qkZxk)

426 I don't have cable. Thus as a deprived -American I hope I don't get shot by a white Hispanic .

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz, riot prepper at July 11, 2013 05:42 PM (Cng0M)

427 it's just a small flesh wound, no big deal.

Posted by: Bernie de la Rionda at July 11, 2013 05:42 PM (0n1+D)

428 Weird things that have been found in shark stomachs include shoes, chairs, the rear half of a horse, a box of nails, a torpedo, drums, and bottles of wine Interestingly, even stranger things have been found inside men after the Folsom Street Festival.

Posted by: RWC at July 11, 2013 05:42 PM (8FeS+)

429 This is like the Piers Brosnan volcano movie except far worse.

Posted by: L, elle at July 11, 2013 05:42 PM (0PiQ4)

430 #415: It would've also been funny if he'd said, "I'm being eaten! By a shark!"

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at July 11, 2013 05:42 PM (LScnt)

431
Seems obvious that Ziering is a method actor.  He's using the "no talent" method.

Posted by: Wodeshed at July 11, 2013 05:42 PM (a9L+B)

432 So how is the toilet paper still stuck on the wiper?

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at July 11, 2013 05:42 PM (d6TfZ)

433 baby sharks come through the toilet do.not.sit.down.

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2013 05:42 PM (nqBYe)

434 Is anybody in the comments actually following the liveblog? And I still say we need more cleavage.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 05:42 PM (GEICT)

435 So who is the "shark expert" that was supposed to be at the liveblog? Mike Rowe? Just opening a second window now...

Posted by: shredded chi at July 11, 2013 05:43 PM (NRQlH)

436 I thought Obama was going to heal all this shark attack shit.

Posted by: The Hobo Wears Prada (My wolf army grows larger each day) at July 11, 2013 05:43 PM (jopHG)

437
He actually said 'ow, get off me'.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2013 05:43 PM (/tUlE)

438 Only Korean store owners can stop them now.

Posted by: toby928© retweets at July 11, 2013 05:43 PM (QupBk)

439 Oh, man! The sharks are surfing the culverts, man!

Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 05:43 PM (7vimm)

440 Shark learnin' is funnamental.

Posted by: rachel genitalia at July 11, 2013 05:43 PM (Adm3q)

441 If this is a hurricane, shouldn't the rain be sideways?

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 05:43 PM (K+I6z)

442
It's an ICBS!

Posted by: Wodeshed at July 11, 2013 05:43 PM (a9L+B)

443 Verdict!!!

Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2013 05:44 PM (8lmkt)

444 Nice shot.

Posted by: Trainer at July 11, 2013 05:44 PM (7EbAY)

445 BTW, I'm not a stripper.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2013 05:44 PM (OSARm)

446 Tara looks like a Guy Falkes mask.

Posted by: Sponge at July 11, 2013 05:44 PM (9x+3B)

447 "By the way I'm not a stripper"


Too bad because if you were the movie would be better.

Posted by: Adam at July 11, 2013 05:44 PM (Aif/5)

448 kidding

sorry

bored

Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2013 05:44 PM (8lmkt)

449 I thought Obama was going to heal all this shark attack shit. Maybe we all misunderstood him--maybe he said "This is the moment when the seas began to rise and the sharks began to fly through manholes!"

Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 05:44 PM (7vimm)

450 Holy shit - lost in the Zimmy coverage all day is that Randy Travis had a stroke and brain surgery.

Posted by: UWP at July 11, 2013 05:44 PM (r98SZ)

451 434 Is anybody in the comments actually following the liveblog? And I still say we need more cleavage. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 09:42 PM (GEICT) Not me. Fuck 'em. I stay down here with the droogs.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2013 05:44 PM (V1ZIU)

452 Shark from under the manhole cover!!!!  Boom

Posted by: guido at July 11, 2013 05:44 PM (7E276)

453
Skeet shooting with sharks.  Sheet?  Skark?

Posted by: Wodeshed at July 11, 2013 05:45 PM (a9L+B)

454 Again, if we are stuck with a has been, I'd prefer LiLo.

Posted by: L, elle at July 11, 2013 05:45 PM (0PiQ4)

455 There is a sad lack of tits and nado in Sharknado so far.

Posted by: alexthechick -Team SMOD at July 11, 2013 05:45 PM (Gk3SS)

456 This movie could cause enlarged or painful breasts, I think.

Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 05:45 PM (7vimm)

457 Interestingly, even stranger things have been found inside men after the Folsom Street Festival. Like being back in college. BTW, if you're into Egyptology http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur-14no5k2k

Posted by: The Hobo Wears Prada (My wolf army grows larger each day) at July 11, 2013 05:45 PM (jopHG)

458 If this is a hurricane, shouldn't the rain be sideways? I think you probably need a willing suspension of belief, Vendette.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2013 05:45 PM (wqcCk)

459 "Wait, is this Asian girl a surfer or the Viet Cong?
Posted by: Wodeshed at July 11, 2013 09:09 PM"

Can't be VC....Charlie don't surf!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 11, 2013 05:45 PM (kSJg9)

460 sorry bored Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2013 09:44 PM (8lmkt) Heineken? Got lots of it.

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 05:45 PM (K+I6z)

461 @437
thanks, thought I was alone

Posted by: steve at July 11, 2013 05:45 PM (AQfbp)

462 Punk ass muthafuckas! I keeps it real! The Grey Reef shark (Carcharhinus amblyrhynchos) has been called the “gangster shark” because of its highly aggressive nature.

Posted by: RWC at July 11, 2013 05:45 PM (8FeS+)

463 318 I hope the didn't spend more than $20 on this.

Posted by: Sponge at July 11, 2013 09:29 PM (9x+3B)

****

about a million or so...

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 11, 2013 05:45 PM (ga+7c)

464 Peaches, oy.

I was typing in drudge as fast as i could!

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2013 05:45 PM (nqBYe)

465 Ok. Beyond hammered at this point.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 05:45 PM (GEICT)

466 wait sharks are salt water creatures won't getting dumped into a swimming pool be bad for the shark? yes I am rooting for the sharks

Posted by: rain of lead at July 11, 2013 05:46 PM (J/npG)

467 #455: That's it! Titnado! BRB, logging into Kickstarter...

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at July 11, 2013 05:46 PM (LScnt)

468 What is this droog you speak of?

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2013 05:46 PM (OSARm)

469 Randy Travis watched a screener of this movie and had a stroke.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2013 05:46 PM (V1ZIU)

470 Is anybody in the comments actually following the liveblog? Is anybody on the live blog following us here in the comments?

Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 05:46 PM (7vimm)

471 341, Mike Hunt is a sports writer for the Milwaukee JournalSentinel. So what about him?

Posted by: Old Buffalo at July 11, 2013 05:46 PM (WV0NL)

472 oh shit, i didn't break the comments. didn't even attempt html..

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 11, 2013 05:46 PM (ga+7c)

473 teh sharks ate mah baby

Posted by: Much maligned dingoes at July 11, 2013 05:46 PM (8lmkt)

474 I probably should have been drinking a lot more before this movie started. Not sure if that would have helped, but I wouldn't care quite so much.

Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 05:47 PM (7vimm)

475 I think you probably need a willing suspension of belief, Vendette. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2013 09:45 PM (wqcCk) I apologize. I should know better.

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 05:47 PM (K+I6z)

476 This is so bad, it's not even snarkable.

Posted by: toby928© retweets at July 11, 2013 05:47 PM (QupBk)

477 There is a sad lack of tits and nado in Sharknado so far.
Posted by: alexthechick -Team SMOD at July 11, 2013 09:45 PM (Gk3SS)



Shit ton of sharks though. Er, well, badly drawn sharks.

Posted by: mugiwara at July 11, 2013 05:47 PM (hpYnL)

478 Seriously. Tara Reid. Tits. Now.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 05:47 PM (GEICT)

479 I have to admit a nicely chilled bottle of Reisling makes this movie almost tolerable... No, no it doesn't. But it's a wonderful wine.

Posted by: Ragamuffin at July 11, 2013 05:48 PM (fzFF6)

480 Portuguese sharks live at depths of 12,000 feet, which is over two miles deep. This is where therm 'living in the shadows' originated.

Posted by: RWC at July 11, 2013 05:48 PM (8FeS+)

481 BC - not sure you would want to see them.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2013 05:48 PM (OSARm)

482 455 There is a sad lack of tits and nado in Sharknado so far. Do not forget ass as in ASS, we morons like a nice shapely ass as much as gorgeous tits with munchable nipples.

Posted by: angel with a sword at July 11, 2013 05:48 PM (2y8mE)

483 I find this is amusing if I wait until the dialogue stops and then look at the TV.  That shark blasting out of the drainpipe and getting shot by the girl was pretty good.

Posted by: Miss Marple at July 11, 2013 05:49 PM (GoIUi)

484 Oh, shepherd! It's you!

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at July 11, 2013 05:49 PM (d6TfZ)

485 This is so bad, it's not even snarkable. Movies like this remind you why MST3K was so good. Because some of those movies were Sharknado-level bad.

Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 05:49 PM (7vimm)

486 Make that a willing suspension of disbelief And Cochran: " Beyond hammered at this point." Was that a shark pun?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2013 05:49 PM (wqcCk)

487 AW, SHEPHERD. We all know what you wanted to say.

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 05:49 PM (K+I6z)

488 "LA is drowning.  I'm going inland and taking my family with me!"

Posted by: Miss Marple at July 11, 2013 05:49 PM (GoIUi)

489 @437
It's like John Heard knows he's a minor actor in a horrible movie.  4 words GZ shoulda used instead of a gun......Ow get off me

Posted by: steve at July 11, 2013 05:49 PM (AQfbp)

490 309 MKH, Loesch, and Iowahawk. What a coup! Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 11, 2013 09:28 PM (jjvz+) THen the sharks don't get F-16s.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 11, 2013 05:49 PM (MBqvE)

491
Sharks in the shtreets!

Posted by: Wodeshed at July 11, 2013 05:49 PM (a9L+B)

492 Paybacks a bitch. For every human killed by a shark, humans kill two million sharks

Posted by: RWC at July 11, 2013 05:49 PM (8FeS+)

493 Woo! Cinematic douchebag payoff!

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at July 11, 2013 05:50 PM (d6TfZ)

494 haha, not that was funny shit right there.

Posted by: spypeach at July 11, 2013 05:50 PM (0n1+D)

495 481 BC - not sure you would want to see them. Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2013 09:48 PM (OSARm) Oh, they're nice now. http://tinyurl.com/m6rphvg NSFW

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 05:50 PM (GEICT)

496 A glass door leading into the pool. Cool design.

Posted by: RWC at July 11, 2013 05:50 PM (8FeS+)

497 Dude deserved to die with that effing hair.

Posted by: loppyd at July 11, 2013 05:50 PM (R96Wz)

498 "I found a ligament!"

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 11, 2013 05:50 PM (X6akg)

499 See?  You aren't even safe in Beverly Hills!

Posted by: Miss Marple at July 11, 2013 05:50 PM (GoIUi)

500 This is great.

Posted by: Trainer at July 11, 2013 05:50 PM (7EbAY)

501 This piece of shit is STILL more plausible than An Inconvenient Truth.

Posted by: grognard at July 11, 2013 05:50 PM (Cdr0i)

502 The Sharks are calling from inside the house!

Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2013 05:50 PM (rxlMG)

503 No. Tara Reid's tits make her face look young and fresh.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at July 11, 2013 05:50 PM (29vnO)

504 Dump the curio cabinet! Sharks hate curios!

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at July 11, 2013 05:51 PM (d6TfZ)

505 Please eat the cast, Sharks. Please?

Posted by: L, elle at July 11, 2013 05:51 PM (0PiQ4)

506 Oh the slo-mo is gooooood.....

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 11, 2013 05:51 PM (X6akg)

507 To quote my sister, Lord love a duck.

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 05:51 PM (K+I6z)

508 Ya know you shouldn't wade into water that's full of all a guys blood from a shark attack. If he has aids you could get it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 11, 2013 05:51 PM (zyB/B)

509 I think we know who is going to really get it. And there it is.

Posted by: guido at July 11, 2013 05:51 PM (7E276)

510 Tara Reid: "Oh my gosh!" LOL

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2013 05:51 PM (V1ZIU)

511 are you kidding...Sharks in the hizzowse!

Posted by: steve at July 11, 2013 05:51 PM (AQfbp)

512 Menchen has some pretty good shit, suprised me.

Posted by: Rot at July 11, 2013 05:51 PM (c4aAS)

513 When does that chick run out of ammo?

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 05:51 PM (K+I6z)

514 That was a waste of ammo.

Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2013 05:51 PM (rxlMG)

515 "Looks like it's that time of the month"

dafuq?

Posted by: Armando at July 11, 2013 05:52 PM (IDypm)

516 Thankfully I'm DVRing this so I can pause the awesomeness.

Posted by: RWC at July 11, 2013 05:52 PM (8FeS+)

517 OH

MY

GAWD!


Who wrote that line!?


Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 11, 2013 05:52 PM (X6akg)

518
That time of the month?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I can't believe he just said that.

Posted by: Wodeshed at July 11, 2013 05:52 PM (a9L+B)

519 You know what would have made this movie AWSOME? If it were set in Tel Aviv--and all the hero(ones) were Israeli Army babes. In string bikinis.

Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 05:52 PM (7vimm)

520 yeah, annoying creep gets eaten

Posted by: rain of lead at July 11, 2013 05:52 PM (J/npG)

521 Slo motion, then head shot.

Posted by: guido at July 11, 2013 05:52 PM (7E276)

522 "It looks like it's that time of the month." The next commercial better have a chocolate sponsor.

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 05:52 PM (K+I6z)

523 Slam fire shotguns have to be illegal in California

Posted by: Adam at July 11, 2013 05:52 PM (Aif/5)

524 only thing that would make this better is if the humans turned into vampires or zombies.

Posted by: spypeach at July 11, 2013 05:52 PM (0n1+D)

525 so, uh, who the fuck is this Dana Loesch person and, well, you can see where my dirty mind is going on this vis-a-vis teh ewok . . . i mean, is there still chrome on his trailer hitch or what?

Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2013 05:52 PM (8lmkt)

526 So the wife is mocking the drunkeness. Apparently there will be no nudity. Boooooooooooooo.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 05:53 PM (GEICT)

527 "It's gonna get worse before it get's better!  We gotta get inland,  like the desert!

NO!  We have to go get Ben!"

(I do not know who Ben is.  I guess the brother of one of the girls.)

Posted by: Miss Marple at July 11, 2013 05:53 PM (GoIUi)

528 Is rhe house in the pool?

Posted by: RWC at July 11, 2013 05:53 PM (8FeS+)

529 "I'm going to distract it." OK, that was the first really funny line in the film. Pretty sure they didn't mean it that way, but you take what you can get.

Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 05:53 PM (7vimm)

530 ace: 

I'm going to go outside and mutter darkly about another disappointment and another dream's death.

from the liveblog. about suus it up I guess. would this film even make for a good drinking game.

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 11, 2013 05:53 PM (ga+7c)

531
Everybody in the Japanese War Wagon!

Posted by: Wodeshed at July 11, 2013 05:54 PM (a9L+B)

532 Displacement.  How does it work?

Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2013 05:54 PM (rxlMG)

533 513 When does that chick run out of ammo? Give her a break she runs out of movie ammo, she's a chick and doesn't know there is no such thing as too much ammo. Geesh, what a sexist!

Posted by: angel with a sword at July 11, 2013 05:54 PM (2y8mE)

534

Nuts. I keep forgetting these characters' names. Can anyone spot me? I need to keep up!

 

/said no one ever

Posted by: sans_sheriff at July 11, 2013 05:54 PM (yQlfW)

535 If it were set in Tel Aviv--and all the hero(ones) were Israeli Army babes. In string bikinis.
The Zionist Jaws weaponized sharks!!!

Posted by: zombie yasser arafat at July 11, 2013 05:54 PM (Adm3q)

536 BC -do you mean in the movie or at Casa Cochrane?

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2013 05:54 PM (OSARm)

537 http://tinyurl.com/m6rphvg No sir. There's no way.

Posted by: Sponge at July 11, 2013 05:54 PM (9x+3B)

538 Going to DVR. Time for evening exercise.

Posted by: guido at July 11, 2013 05:54 PM (7E276)

539 Bets on George coming back to save the day?

Posted by: Adam at July 11, 2013 05:54 PM (Aif/5)

540 Seriously, I better see some tits at some point or I'm gonna be pissed.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 05:54 PM (GEICT)

541 Give her a break she runs out of movie ammo, she's a chick and doesn't know there is no such thing as too much ammo. Geesh, what a sexist! Posted by: angel with a sword at July 11, 2013 09:54 PM (2y8mE) Honey, I'm a gal.

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 05:54 PM (K+I6z)

542 The next commercial better have a chocolate sponsor. Long John Silver's would be good. Suicide Hot Line would probably be appropriate about now, too.

Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 05:55 PM (7vimm)

543 I expected more flying sharks and less wrinkles on Tara Reid's forehead.

Posted by: L, elle at July 11, 2013 05:55 PM (0PiQ4)

544 try reporting that shit to your insurance co

Posted by: rain of lead at July 11, 2013 05:55 PM (J/npG)

545 Kind of wondering whether there's simply a blanket ban on ever letting any of my comments into the Liveblog, or it's just that I talk like a fag and my shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Jeff B. at July 11, 2013 05:55 PM (n/+FT)

546 #539: On Siffy? Prepare to be pissed.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at July 11, 2013 05:55 PM (LScnt)

547
Sharks coming into the sewer system?

Can the shitter shark be far behind?

Posted by: Wodeshed at July 11, 2013 05:55 PM (a9L+B)

548 HERE COME THE TORNADOES!

Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 05:56 PM (7vimm)

549 I see the Beverly Hills mansion collapsed for no apparent reason.

Probably to placate the Obamabots watching this.

Johnni with an"I" again.

Posted by: Miss Marple at July 11, 2013 05:56 PM (GoIUi)

550 TORNADO WARNING!

Posted by: steve at July 11, 2013 05:56 PM (AQfbp)

551 Seriously, where's there Tara Reid cleavage? Cause that's why I tuned in.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 05:56 PM (GEICT)

552

Had to go sew up a leg. Did I miss anything? No? Thought not.

What is that truck they got into?

Posted by: RESQDOC at July 11, 2013 05:56 PM (vHRtU)

553 or it's just that I talk like a fag and my shit's all retarded.

***

You probably need to be one of the cool Costco kids.

Posted by: Wodeshed at July 11, 2013 05:56 PM (a9L+B)

554 OK,  we got Ben,  but now,  WE HAVE TO GO GET MATT!

Posted by: Miss Marple at July 11, 2013 05:56 PM (GoIUi)

555 535 BC -do you mean in the movie or at Casa Cochrane? Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2013 09:54 PM (OSARm) I ate at Casa Cochrane once. Once. Those tacos gave me the shits for a week!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2013 05:56 PM (V1ZIU)

556 Nice CGI Bus shot.

Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2013 05:56 PM (rxlMG)

557 #542: I expected more flying sharks and less wrinkles on Tara Reid's forehead stomach.

Fixed it for you.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at July 11, 2013 05:57 PM (LScnt)

558 Honey, I'm a gal. That's no excuse. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

Posted by: angel with a sword at July 11, 2013 05:57 PM (2y8mE)

559 I guess that's what they call a floater, eh, baby?

Posted by: austin powers at July 11, 2013 05:57 PM (Adm3q)

560 Long John Silvers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: RESQDOC at July 11, 2013 05:57 PM (vHRtU)

561 Who called Long John Silver? Somebody get that guy a premium membership to AoSHQ!

Posted by: Armando at July 11, 2013 05:57 PM (IDypm)

562 Jeff B -- blanket ban

Posted by: L, elle at July 11, 2013 05:57 PM (0PiQ4)

563 Who called the LJS commercial? Good on ya!!

Posted by: Ragamuffin at July 11, 2013 05:57 PM (fzFF6)

564 Long John Silver's Commercial. YESSSSS!!!! Followed by Hershey's chocolate. Day-um. SyFy is listening to us?

Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 05:57 PM (7vimm)

565 550 Seriously, where's there Tara Reid cleavage?


Cause that's why I tuned in.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 09:56 PM (GEICT)



Well, it wasn't for her acting ability. 

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 11, 2013 05:57 PM (X6akg)

566 Missed city of Barstools by this much

Posted by: Stephanie at July 11, 2013 05:57 PM (hGYL3)

567 Save all the kids on the bus......and do what with them?

Posted by: Lowell at July 11, 2013 05:58 PM (H9dgA)

568 ok, who's meeting me here in the morning to watch the Defense closing argument, I'll have coffee and danish, maybe some bacon.

Posted by: spypeach at July 11, 2013 05:58 PM (0n1+D)

569 I'm now LMAO at the live-bloggers who committed to this. It's just now halfway over.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 11, 2013 05:58 PM (jjvz+)

570 Now we are told sharks will come up through the storm drains and nowhere is safe!! CHUD vs Sharks. In Space!

Posted by: The Hobo Wears Prada (My wolf army grows larger each day) at July 11, 2013 05:58 PM (jopHG)

571 he's gonna rescue the empty bus full of kids with his amazing submarine suv

Posted by: rain of lead at July 11, 2013 05:58 PM (J/npG)

572 begged for SMOD and all we got was sharknado

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2013 05:59 PM (nqBYe)

573 I will, spypeach.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2013 05:59 PM (wqcCk)

574 The Band-Aid ad is pretty nice placement, too IMHO.

Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 05:59 PM (7vimm)

575 Wait a minute. Are people commenting on my comments? Cause that's the opposite of the liveblog. I'm not sure what to do. Totally. Hammered.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 05:59 PM (GEICT)

576 WHen will the sharknado hit DC? Waiting, but not holding my breath.

Posted by: angel with a sword at July 11, 2013 05:59 PM (2y8mE)

577 Spypeach - I'm in for bacon. What time?

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2013 05:59 PM (OSARm)

578 Save all the kids on the bus......and do what with them?

Drop 'em off at my place.

Posted by: Harry Reid at July 11, 2013 05:59 PM (IDypm)

579 I think we need a new thread for the phone people.

Also,  I would like to thank all my fellow peons for being here,  instead of following the elitist live blog thread with Dana Loesch,  who has blocked me from Twitter because I criticized her opinion.

Posted by: Miss Marple at July 11, 2013 05:59 PM (GoIUi)

580
My dream commercial is Kitty Dukakis endorsing J&J rubbing alcohol.

Posted by: Wodeshed at July 11, 2013 05:59 PM (a9L+B)

581 Seriously.   Where's my nado, SciFi?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at July 11, 2013 05:59 PM (Gk3SS)

582 By end of movie the surviving crew will make their way north to the Canadian rockies, setting up the sequel... YETTIQUAKE

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 11, 2013 06:00 PM (UOjzE)

583 Seriously, where's there Tara Reid cleavage?





Cause that's why I tuned in.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 09:56 PM (GEICT)
saving the best for last? or already eaten?

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2013 06:00 PM (nqBYe)

584 I think court starts at 8:30 a.m.

Posted by: spypeach at July 11, 2013 06:00 PM (0n1+D)

585 Fun Fact: One of the original Science Fiction Channel investors/producers left WIBW in Topeka Kansas to start it. He was... wait for it... the weather man! No, seriously! He looked a lot like Fred Willard. Can't remember his name.

Posted by: RESQDOC at July 11, 2013 06:00 PM (vHRtU)

586 I'll have coffee and danish, maybe some bacon. Posted by: spypeach at July 11, 2013 09:58 PM (0n1+D) Tease/

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 06:00 PM (GEICT)

587 >>>Jeff B -- blanket ban

You joke, but if that's really the case then I just wish someone in a position of authority would tell me so I wouldn't even waste my time. 

Posted by: Jeff B. at July 11, 2013 06:00 PM (n/+FT)

588 All you without SyFy  ...let's just say, I'm jealous.

Posted by: dogfish at July 11, 2013 06:00 PM (nsOJa)

589 That's no excuse. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. Posted by: angel with a sword at July 11, 2013 09:57 PM (2y8mE) *Counts boxes of ammo in the closet*

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 06:01 PM (K+I6z)

590 515 Thankfully I'm DVRing this so I can pause the awesomeness.

Posted by: RWC at July 11, 2013 09:52 PM (8FeS+)

****

I'm going to have to steal that. Thanks.

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 11, 2013 06:01 PM (ga+7c)

591 I heckled the livebloggers over the Long John Silvers ad call. Won't be posted. Made me feel better, anyway.

Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 06:01 PM (7vimm)

592 580 Seriously. Where's my nado, SciFi? Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at July 11, 2013 09:59 PM (Gk3SS) Right over here baby.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 06:01 PM (GEICT)

593
No one gets on the live blog. 

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2013 06:01 PM (/tUlE)

594 NDH-Next time they won't let Ace pick the film.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2013 06:01 PM (wqcCk)

595 Sweet! 0830 bacon call with spypeach. I'll bring the decaf.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2013 06:01 PM (OSARm)

596 So.   That bus driver doesn't look creepy in the slightest. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at July 11, 2013 06:01 PM (Gk3SS)

597
Is that Bobcat Goldthwaite?

Posted by: Wodeshed at July 11, 2013 06:01 PM (a9L+B)

598 If this was a really good movie, the sharks would eat all the kids and the bus.

Posted by: spypeach at July 11, 2013 06:02 PM (0n1+D)

599

So is it just me or did this blow up to be bigger than expected? I mean my wife's college professor said he's watching it.

Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at July 11, 2013 06:02 PM (GaqMa)

600 Fuck the hippy teacher. And the kids.

Posted by: RWC at July 11, 2013 06:02 PM (8FeS+)

601 this whole liveblog thingy?  i feel like trayvon gettin' all suckershot by that white guy . . .

Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2013 06:02 PM (8lmkt)

602 I positively hate it when huge sharks vomit on my bacon.

Posted by: angel with a sword at July 11, 2013 06:02 PM (2y8mE)

603 diving knife check!!!

Posted by: rain of lead at July 11, 2013 06:02 PM (J/npG)

604 My dream commercial is Kitty Dukakis endorsing JJ rubbing alcohol. The live blog is missing some pure comedy gold.

Posted by: The Hobo Wears Prada (My wolf army grows larger each day) at July 11, 2013 06:02 PM (jopHG)

605 So, to briefly review: This movie is SO bad, we're all starting to look forward to the Zimmerman trial tomorrow.

Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 06:02 PM (7vimm)

606 Repel onto the bus and kick shark ass!

Posted by: Lowell at July 11, 2013 06:02 PM (0oqUa)

607 I think we need a new thread for the phone people.
------------------------------------------------

Easier.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 11, 2013 06:02 PM (4Mv1T)

608 never  ban the Blankets!

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2013 06:02 PM (nqBYe)

609 So Ian Zierwhatthefuckever's character is a former SEAL?

Posted by: Adam at July 11, 2013 06:02 PM (Aif/5)

610 Bus Driver   GONE

Posted by: steve at July 11, 2013 06:02 PM (AQfbp)

611
Ian be peein.

Posted by: Wodeshed at July 11, 2013 06:02 PM (a9L+B)

612 Where the FUCK did he get the equipment to rappel off of a fucking bridge?!?!?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2013 06:03 PM (V1ZIU)

613 NDH-Next time they won't let Ace pick the film. *** I DO love the idea of live-blogging a movie but this is almost more than I can bear.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 11, 2013 06:03 PM (jjvz+)

614 I am on the west coast. Syfy is showing "Supershark" Pretty bummed.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at July 11, 2013 06:03 PM (QCc6B)

615 Dear Gawd, it is the kid they added at the end of The Brady Bunch.

Posted by: dogfish at July 11, 2013 06:03 PM (nsOJa)

616 With the live blog most of your comments will not get through to be read. Just like with the comment threads where most of your posts will not be read. The only difference is you won't get to see what you wrote that everyone else has ignored in the live blog. Such is life.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 11, 2013 06:03 PM (A2D4u)

617 Seriously. Lack of boobs. I'm not happy.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 06:03 PM (GEICT)

618 Cousin ...somebody.

Posted by: dogfish at July 11, 2013 06:03 PM (nsOJa)

619 911 is sending someone over....

Posted by: Lowell at July 11, 2013 06:03 PM (a2d64)

620 Did they rescue Brandon Walsh already? Dead?

Posted by: RWC at July 11, 2013 06:04 PM (8FeS+)

621 I think the chubby kid should be sacrificed to the shark Gods. It's just the right thing to do.

Posted by: spypeach at July 11, 2013 06:04 PM (0n1+D)

622 Seriously, I'm thankful for my ADHD tonight.

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 06:04 PM (K+I6z)

623
This movie is worse than the Ryan Biden debate.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2013 06:04 PM (/tUlE)

624 611 Where the FUCK did he get the equipment to rappel off of a fucking bridge?!?!? Fanny pack?

Posted by: angel with a sword at July 11, 2013 06:04 PM (2y8mE)

625 Isn't this the part where the guy sacrifices himself to save Michelle Rodriguez's life?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at July 11, 2013 06:04 PM (Gk3SS)

626 Yep, cause I always have my rappelling equipment in the car in case I need to liberate a school bus of kids from a shark attack. In other news, my terrier is about to lose her happy home. She needs to quell the barking or put it at a different register.

Posted by: Ragamuffin at July 11, 2013 06:04 PM (fzFF6)

627 Bus driver gonna get it.

Posted by: Lowell at July 11, 2013 06:04 PM (a2d64)

628 Bus perv on a rope = bait

Posted by: RESQDOC at July 11, 2013 06:04 PM (vHRtU)

629 Sharkbait, comin' up.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at July 11, 2013 06:04 PM (d6TfZ)

630 614 Dear Gawd, it is the kid they added at the end of The Brady Bunch. Posted by: dogfish at July 11, 2013 10:03 PM (nsOJa) It FUCKING IS!!! IT'S COUSIN OLIVER!!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2013 06:05 PM (V1ZIU)

631
Oy gevalt...the bearded driver is Roseanne Barr.

Posted by: Wodeshed at July 11, 2013 06:05 PM (a9L+B)

632 615 With the live blog most of your comments will not get through to be read. Just like with the comment threads where most of your posts will not be read. The only difference is you won't get to see what you wrote that everyone else has ignored in the live blog. Such is life. Posted by: Buzzion at July 11, 2013 10:03 PM (A2D4u) GFY I want m liveblog. Period.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 06:05 PM (GEICT)

633 Lack of boobs. I'm not happy.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 10:03 PM (GEICT)


aww, c'mon, the room is full of boobs.

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2013 06:05 PM (nqBYe)

634 It's too much excitement for me. I'm going to bed. Night all. Stay safe Don't step in any water that's over your ankles.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2013 06:05 PM (wqcCk)

635 Seriously. Lack of boobs. I'm not happy. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 10:03 PM (GEICT) stop your bitching, I'm sure all the ettes are commenting topless.

Posted by: spypeach at July 11, 2013 06:05 PM (0n1+D)

636 If you're from Wyoming, how can you have an opinion on sharks?

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 06:05 PM (K+I6z)

637 I am tired of these mutherfuckin' sharks on this motherfuckin' bus!......

Posted by: Lowell at July 11, 2013 06:05 PM (a2d64)

638 Still betting on the Megaladon appearance.

Posted by: RWC at July 11, 2013 06:05 PM (8FeS+)

639 this is hilarious

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2013 06:05 PM (OSARm)

640 This won't end well. For him. For us, it's gonna be great!

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at July 11, 2013 06:05 PM (d6TfZ)

641 so are we cheering for the shark or the dinner?

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2013 06:05 PM (nqBYe)

642 Posted by: Buzzion at July 11, 2013 10:03 PM (A2D4u) Yes, but the movie is really so dreadfully awful that I for one am reduced to this level of pathetic, useless whining, which seems like quite an improvement, overall.

Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 06:06 PM (7vimm)

643 #630: Her beard has a name, you know. It's Tom Arnold.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at July 11, 2013 06:06 PM (LScnt)

644 Sharknado.  How ghey is that?  'Nuff said.

Posted by: Brennan at July 11, 2013 06:06 PM (4JGSO)

645 What the hell, red shirt lived?   What a travesty.  

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at July 11, 2013 06:06 PM (Gk3SS)

646 stop your bitching, I'm sure all the ettes are commenting topless. Posted by: spypeach at July 11, 2013 10:05 PM (0n1+D) [ Pics or it didn't happen.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 06:06 PM (GEICT)

647 JeffB -- ace did due diligence. You can listen if you can get on the live blog, but you can't comment.

Posted by: L, elle at July 11, 2013 06:06 PM (0PiQ4)

648 Sharknational Anthem. I think a Jaws/Over The Rainbow mash-up would be better.

Posted by: waldo at July 11, 2013 06:06 PM (cjFRv)

649 Shark is climbing the rope?

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at July 11, 2013 06:07 PM (d6TfZ)

650 Oh, honey, the storm isn't done. It's only 10:07.

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 06:07 PM (K+I6z)

651 Blue skies, smilin' at me, nothing but blue skys . . . OH, SHIT!

Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 06:07 PM (7vimm)

652 Oh Noes, Shark Sauron!

Posted by: RESQDOC at July 11, 2013 06:07 PM (vHRtU)

653 Nice legs. Where tits.

Posted by: RWC at July 11, 2013 06:07 PM (8FeS+)

654
Finally the Nado.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2013 06:07 PM (/tUlE)

655 Has anybody actually made it through to the liveblog???

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 06:07 PM (GEICT)

656 Charlie the tuna is giving this shit thumbs down.

Posted by: The Hobo Wears Prada (My wolf army grows larger each day) at July 11, 2013 06:08 PM (jopHG)

657 So, a 45 minute hurricane, then?

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at July 11, 2013 06:08 PM (d6TfZ)

658 Matrix huh? Ok.

Posted by: RWC at July 11, 2013 06:08 PM (8FeS+)

659 This would have been a much better movie if the Sharknado had come up Chesapeake Bay to Washington,  D.C.

We could have had sharks swimming in the tidal basin,  coming up through the drains in the Capitol and chomping senators,  and maybe the Big One would have been circling the White House.

Posted by: Miss Marple at July 11, 2013 06:08 PM (GoIUi)

660 Has anybody actually made it through to the liveblog??? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 10:07 PM (GEICT) I haven't, because I can't log in to the appropriate places.

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 06:08 PM (K+I6z)

661
Cousin Oliver is now Cousin iver.

Posted by: Wodeshed at July 11, 2013 06:08 PM (a9L+B)

662 Creepy bus driver SMASH!

Posted by: Adam at July 11, 2013 06:08 PM (Aif/5)

663 So . . . being smooshed by a ton of corrigated metal will leave a mark, yes?

Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 06:08 PM (7vimm)

664 Okay, bus driver finally got it....

Posted by: Lowell at July 11, 2013 06:08 PM (a2d64)

665 Bus driver was in the Matrix, apparently. Nice moves.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at July 11, 2013 06:08 PM (d6TfZ)

666 NADOS!   Finally!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at July 11, 2013 06:09 PM (Gk3SS)

667 This is the first thread I have ever seen that went for 660 comments and basically stayed on topic.

Such as it is.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 11, 2013 06:09 PM (4Mv1T)

668 Is that Bobcat Goldthwaite?

Posted by: somebody else, not me at July 11, 2013 06:09 PM (29vnO)

669 they all went to the star trek school of debris dogeing

Posted by: rain of lead at July 11, 2013 06:09 PM (J/npG)

670 Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sheeeeeeeeeeeet

Posted by: RWC at July 11, 2013 06:09 PM (8FeS+)

671 Thanks for explaining a waterspout!

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 06:09 PM (K+I6z)

672 Sharknado = teh ghey.

Posted by: Brennan at July 11, 2013 06:09 PM (4JGSO)

673 I'm not watching the movie, just reading the comments. Thanks for the laughs!

Posted by: MountainTurtle at July 11, 2013 06:09 PM (1mbvw)

674 Here come the 'nados. And, yeah, Tara Reid suddenly looks about 50 years old.....

Posted by: Lowell at July 11, 2013 06:09 PM (a2d64)

675 These people are incredibly blase about the whole thing. You'd think this kind of shark behavior was common place.

Posted by: Ragamuffin at July 11, 2013 06:09 PM (fzFF6)

676 That Oliver really made the Brady Bunch "jump the shark". Ha ha, get it?

Posted by: norrin radd at July 11, 2013 06:09 PM (1Kf5V)

677 Drinking more. Cause....Horde. Fuck the liveblog.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 06:10 PM (GEICT)

678 Never have so many done so little for so little.

Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2013 06:10 PM (fsLdt)

679 When squirrels are as big as cars there will be shit to pay, sharknado or no sharknado.

Posted by: angel with a sword at July 11, 2013 06:10 PM (2y8mE)

680 I liked RIPD the first time when it was called Brimstone

Posted by: Armando at July 11, 2013 06:10 PM (IDypm)

681 lol, I just noticed the login spot, I've been sending comments into space, and I'm not even drunk.

Posted by: spypeach at July 11, 2013 06:10 PM (0n1+D)

682 Yeah, Tara is not looking hot. Bartender is hotter.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2013 06:10 PM (OSARm)

683
Tara Reid suddenly looks about 50 years old.....

****

Her belly is 72.

Posted by: Wodeshed at July 11, 2013 06:11 PM (a9L+B)

684 Is the ONT up yet?

Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 06:11 PM (7vimm)

685 I've been sending comments into space, and I'm not even drunk.
-----------------------

No No.

You're good.

We got 'em.

Posted by: The NSA at July 11, 2013 06:11 PM (4Mv1T)

686 @guypbenson: Joe Biden cannot *believe* what he's seeing in this terrifying shark documentary.”

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 11, 2013 06:11 PM (jjvz+)

687 Spypeach rocks. That is all.

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 06:12 PM (K+I6z)

688 This movie could find redemption if the sharks eat the HOLLYWOOD letters

Posted by: L, elle at July 11, 2013 06:12 PM (0PiQ4)

689 681 Yeah, Tara is not looking hot. Bartender is hotter. Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2013 10:10 PM (OSARm) Absolute zero chance of titties there. Her and her older sis are too clean cut. Dammit.

Posted by: RWC at July 11, 2013 06:12 PM (8FeS+)

690 The special effects are like 70's class

Posted by: steve at July 11, 2013 06:12 PM (AQfbp)

691 So no one thought to just lay down on the pavement? 

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 11, 2013 06:12 PM (X6akg)

692 and people still wonder why we lose.

Posted by: blanker at July 11, 2013 06:12 PM (qQk+U)

693 Spypeach rocks. That is all. Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 10:12 PM (K+I6z) extra bacon for you

Posted by: spypeach at July 11, 2013 06:13 PM (0n1+D)

694 wait
sharks are salt water creatures
won't getting dumped into a swimming pool
be bad for the shark?

yes I am rooting for the sharks

Posted by: rain of lead at July 11, 2013 09:46 PM (J/npG)


Rain, there are fresh-water sharks, and some sharks can apparently make the gradual transition from seawater to fresh water. But to take a salt-water shark, and dump him into fresh water would really screw up his electrolyte balance, unless Brawndo!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 11, 2013 06:13 PM (fNpC1)

695 Drinking more. Cause....Horde. Fuck the liveblog. Can't see it. What up peeps?

Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2013 06:13 PM (fsLdt)

696 Has anybody actually made it through to the liveblog??? *** Once

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 11, 2013 06:13 PM (jjvz+)

697 Wife just asked a good question how come the sharks aren't crushed by the tornado...(as if that's the worst part)

Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at July 11, 2013 06:13 PM (GaqMa)

698 OK for the record, the opening act for Sharknado, SuperShark is on right now and its living up to the previews, i.e. AWESOMELY BAD!!!

Posted by: miked at July 11, 2013 06:13 PM (iZiIb)

699 LL Cool J can save this!

Posted by: RWC at July 11, 2013 06:13 PM (8FeS+)

700 I believe this is the de facto ONT.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 11, 2013 06:13 PM (Adm3q)

701 #688: Not to mention it's Siffy, rather than HBO or Skinemax.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at July 11, 2013 06:13 PM (LScnt)

702 It's not a good thing when the commercials have better special effects than the movie you're watching.

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 06:13 PM (K+I6z)

703 >>691 and people still wonder why we lose. << My ass. You can kiss it.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2013 06:13 PM (OSARm)

704 A kind commenter here said this runs till 11 Eastern.

Maybe that's why we had an early ONT last night.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 11, 2013 06:13 PM (4Mv1T)

705 So they had about 45 minutes of usable footage... how did they get anyone to buy advert air time for this stinker? Give it away? PAY the advertisers?

Posted by: RESQDOC at July 11, 2013 06:14 PM (vHRtU)

706 641 Yes, but the movie is really so dreadfully awful that I for one am reduced to this level of pathetic, useless whining, which seems like quite an improvement, overall. Save it for the GZ verdict. Useless whining will be the least of your sharknado worries. Its hard rain about to fall.

Posted by: angel with a sword at July 11, 2013 06:14 PM (2y8mE)

707 I signed in via Twitter and still couldn't get anything to go through.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2013 06:14 PM (V1ZIU)

708 Wife just asked a good question how come the sharks aren't crushed by the tornado...(as if that's the worst part) Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at July 11, 2013 10:13 PM (GaqMa)


Because global warming.   Duh.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at July 11, 2013 06:14 PM (Gk3SS)

709 Wife just asked a good question how come the sharks aren't crushed by the tornado...(as if that's the worst part) Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at July 11, 2013 10:13 PM (GaqMa) You married well.

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 06:14 PM (K+I6z)

710 This liveblog/comment thread is almost exactly like high school. The cool kids have their little clique, and the rest of us are here. Probably more fun here anyway, but it still grates. And the comment thread is a hell of a lot easier to read.

Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 06:14 PM (7vimm)

711 I don't know how to tell my family I've watched this sad little excuse for a movie. It's worse than the Yeti one where the kids got stranded after a plane crash. And I've even recorded this. Head hanging in shame

Posted by: Ragamuffin at July 11, 2013 06:14 PM (fzFF6)

712 Obama will win Ohio.

Posted by: Gerg at July 11, 2013 06:15 PM (HA2Ey)

713

Knock knock

 

Who's there

 

Roof shark!

Posted by: RESQDOC at July 11, 2013 06:15 PM (vHRtU)

714 Shar in the sun roof now......sum bitch.

Posted by: Lowell at July 11, 2013 06:15 PM (crfO6)

715 695 Wife just asked a good question how come the sharks aren't crushed by the tornado...(as if that's the worst part) Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at July 11, 2013 10:13 PM (GaqMa) Radioactive cartlidge. You have to read the novel. Much more backstory.

Posted by: RWC at July 11, 2013 06:15 PM (lB9Dh)

716
How the hell are thes sharks breathing on a car?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2013 06:15 PM (/tUlE)

717 Is anyone actually watching this shit?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 11, 2013 06:15 PM (yh0zB)

718 Ok, that was good! 

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 11, 2013 06:15 PM (X6akg)

719 I still think it's unrealistic that a hurricane that size would appear off Southern California. The rest of the movie I can live with.

Posted by: norrin radd at July 11, 2013 06:15 PM (1Kf5V)

720 He's been bitten!  Wereshark

Posted by: toby928© retweets at July 11, 2013 06:15 PM (QupBk)

721 and people still wonder why we lose ?

Posted by: blanker at July 11, 2013 06:15 PM (qQk+U)

722 That is one powerful shotgun.  Gotta get me one.

Posted by: dogfish at July 11, 2013 06:15 PM (nsOJa)

723 OK, how long until the evil ex wife gets taken out?

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at July 11, 2013 06:15 PM (evaTU)

724 #707: Maybe because their "bones" are actually cartilage, and thus not subject to shattering, thus giving them superior resistance to crushing.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at July 11, 2013 06:16 PM (LScnt)

725 #708  filbert,  this is something I have realized for some time.  None of the co-bloggers or site owner ever answer me on Twitter.

It's ok.  I figure that they are the ones who will be on The List NSA is assembling.  LOL!

Posted by: Miss Marple at July 11, 2013 06:16 PM (GoIUi)

726 Wooden toy soldiers in the street? Who the hell did the props for this crap?

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at July 11, 2013 06:16 PM (d6TfZ)

727 This liveblog/comment thread is almost exactly like high school. The cool kids have their little clique, and the rest of us are here.
--------------------------------------

Got it backwards. That's the A/V club up at the LiveBlog.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 11, 2013 06:16 PM (4Mv1T)

728 and shark sticks the landing

Posted by: rain of lead at July 11, 2013 06:16 PM (J/npG)

729 Ah, the safety of the liquor store

Posted by: toby928© retweets at July 11, 2013 06:16 PM (QupBk)

730

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 10:14 PM (K+I6z)

 

Indeed, she wanted to watch this! I'm lucky.

Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at July 11, 2013 06:16 PM (GaqMa)

731 Good. Liquor store. Why did it take so long?

Posted by: Lowell at July 11, 2013 06:16 PM (crfO6)

732
What, you couldn't spare the dough to actually blow up an 82 Land Cruiser?

Posted by: Wodeshed at July 11, 2013 06:16 PM (a9L+B)

733 Our own episode of MST3K....

Posted by: RESQDOC at July 11, 2013 06:16 PM (vHRtU)

734 and people still wonder why we lose ?

Posted by: blanker at July 11, 2013 06:16 PM (qQk+U)

735 They just followed Tara to the liquor store so they could continue filming.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at July 11, 2013 06:17 PM (d6TfZ)

736 She gave herself Nova, as an improvement. Naughty, naughty girl!

Posted by: RWC at July 11, 2013 06:17 PM (8FeS+)

737 crap...I'M watching this shit...




fml

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 11, 2013 06:17 PM (yh0zB)

738 Is anyone actually watching this shit?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde
---------------------
Nay, sir.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 11, 2013 06:17 PM (4Mv1T)

739 and people still wonder why we lose ?

Posted by: blanker at July 11, 2013 06:17 PM (qQk+U)

740 Booze is LEFT in the L Store? Bullshit!

Posted by: RESQDOC at July 11, 2013 06:17 PM (vHRtU)

741 It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine!

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 06:18 PM (K+I6z)

742 filbert, this is something I have realized for some time. None of the co-bloggers or site owner ever answer me on Twitter. Actually, I've managed to get a couple of responses from ace on the Twit-thingie. And I don't twit much.

Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 06:18 PM (7vimm)

743 Who is that? The clerk?

Posted by: RWC at July 11, 2013 06:18 PM (8FeS+)

744 OMG, they tapped over the DE on the DELL monitor.

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 11, 2013 06:18 PM (UOjzE)

745 Tea Partier runs the liquor store!

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at July 11, 2013 06:18 PM (d6TfZ)

746 #731  blanker,  stuff it.  This is a breather from the crap we have been following non-stop for the last 6 months.

2 hours of entertainment time isn't going to lose us elections.

Posted by: Miss Marple at July 11, 2013 06:18 PM (GoIUi)

747 and people still wonder why we lose ? We're losing? Shit I didn't even think we were still in the game.

Posted by: spypeach at July 11, 2013 06:18 PM (0n1+D)

748
So that guy was the NSA leaker.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2013 06:18 PM (/tUlE)

749
Sharks...never saw that coming.

Posted by: Wodeshed at July 11, 2013 06:18 PM (a9L+B)

750 Of course the aliens are "comin' down".  Duh, they're coming up.

Posted by: dogfish at July 11, 2013 06:18 PM (nsOJa)

751 The store manager is like a StarTrek Redshirt

Doomed

Posted by: toby928© retweets at July 11, 2013 06:18 PM (QupBk)

752 I have to pee. Is now, when the movie's on, a good time to go?

Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 06:18 PM (7vimm)

753 nado nado nado

Posted by: rain of lead at July 11, 2013 06:18 PM (J/npG)

754 blanker -- are you serious? Really?

Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2013 06:18 PM (fsLdt)

755 Why did they show a close-up of overripe bananas?

Posted by: Miss Marple at July 11, 2013 06:18 PM (GoIUi)

756 Hummer Time!

Posted by: Lowell at July 11, 2013 06:18 PM (crfO6)

757 I'm not watching it, either; I'm just riffing off what others are posting here.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at July 11, 2013 06:19 PM (LScnt)

758 Okay, I missed how they got the H2

Posted by: toby928© retweets at July 11, 2013 06:19 PM (QupBk)

759 How many waves does this storm have?

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 06:19 PM (K+I6z)

760 I cannot be the only one expecting this truck to turn into Bumblebee, right?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at July 11, 2013 06:19 PM (Gk3SS)

761 A hummer?  I feel like I'm on acid.  How do you go from looking at a car impaled on a rooftop to a hummer?

Posted by: Adam at July 11, 2013 06:19 PM (Aif/5)

762 Um, where's the tornado? It's a beautiful day...

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at July 11, 2013 06:19 PM (d6TfZ)

763 I'm too old to be a cool kid.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 11, 2013 06:20 PM (l3vZN)

764
Speeding in a 25mph Shark Zone.

Posted by: Wodeshed at July 11, 2013 06:20 PM (a9L+B)

765
Speed film?  Hahahahahaha.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2013 06:20 PM (/tUlE)

766 So is there a storm or not.  I'm confused.

Posted by: dogfish at July 11, 2013 06:20 PM (nsOJa)

767 Well, looks like the storm has cleared off completely now. Nice, sunny day in LA. Look at that bright sunshine and those sharp shadows!

Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 06:20 PM (7vimm)

768 I've never seen L.A. look better.....

Posted by: Lowell at July 11, 2013 06:20 PM (crfO6)

769 " 666 This is the first thread I have ever seen that went for 660 comments and basically stayed on topic.  " Boston bombing, the night they had him in the boat. Went over 1000.

Posted by: shredded chi at July 11, 2013 06:20 PM (NRQlH)

770 Yeehaw! A hummer with a turbo button!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 11, 2013 06:20 PM (yh0zB)

771 TB3K is fully functional and engaged.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 11, 2013 06:21 PM (4Mv1T)

772 Ok, I'm totally hammered. Any of you Morons looking for some truth telling, here it is. Cobs, the liveblog sucks

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 06:21 PM (GEICT)

773 is the audio out of sync for anyone else?

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 11, 2013 06:21 PM (UOjzE)

774 if you close your eyes, the soundtrack and dialog sounds like a pron movie.

Posted by: spypeach at July 11, 2013 06:21 PM (0n1+D)

775 753 Okay, I missed how they got the H2 Posted by: toby928© retweets at July 11, 2013 10:19 PM (QupBk) Vaj de Reid

Posted by: RWC at July 11, 2013 06:21 PM (8FeS+)

776 SHARKNADO!!

Posted by: toby928© retweets at July 11, 2013 06:21 PM (QupBk)

777 You can see the sharks in the 'spout.....

Posted by: Lowell at July 11, 2013 06:22 PM (Rw1u5)

778 Boston bombing, the night they had him in the boat. Went over 1000. Posted by: shredded chi
--------------------------

This movie is on for another 40 minutes and were' at 720 something...

The night is young.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 11, 2013 06:22 PM (4Mv1T)

779 Those spike are street lega I guess.

Posted by: RWC at July 11, 2013 06:22 PM (8FeS+)

780 Yep, the special effects budget was low.

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 06:22 PM (K+I6z)

781 714
How the hell are thes sharks breathing on a car?

Stop ruining it for everyone

Posted by: steve at July 11, 2013 06:22 PM (AQfbp)

782 Ah, a Wizard of Oz reference. I feel grounded now.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at July 11, 2013 06:23 PM (d6TfZ)

783 I've never seen L.A. look better...
So it was filmed in Vancouver, B.C.?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 11, 2013 06:23 PM (Adm3q)

784 Any of you Morons looking for some truth telling, here it is. Cobs, the liveblog sucks Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 10:21 PM (GEICT) Two tabs are your friend. I can't post on the liveblog either.

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 06:23 PM (K+I6z)

785
Man am I bummed, MegaShark vs Crocosaurous was awesome bad good.  This think just totally sucks.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2013 06:23 PM (/tUlE)

786

New for you, Tara Brand Pork Jerky!!!!!

Posted by: RESQDOC at July 11, 2013 06:23 PM (vHRtU)

787 Seriously, somebody, tits. Lol.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 06:23 PM (GEICT)

788 Ok, Aussie ends up with hawt chick, and Ian ends up with Tara. Loser!

Posted by: dogfish at July 11, 2013 06:23 PM (nsOJa)

789 SHARKNADO!!! and then commercial break Please let the sharks win. Please?

Posted by: L, elle at July 11, 2013 06:23 PM (0PiQ4)

790 ok, i guess i will crawl into bed with a book.

have a nite.

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2013 06:23 PM (nqBYe)

791 Pac Rim preview playing. That's a good sign. Yikes

Posted by: RWC at July 11, 2013 06:24 PM (8FeS+)

792 yep, well I'm working on about 3 hours sleep in the past 30 hours, so I'm off to sleep early tonight. Enjoy the movie ladies and ... all the rest of you.


Later roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 11, 2013 06:24 PM (yh0zB)

793 Pacific rim ad, smart move

Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at July 11, 2013 06:24 PM (GaqMa)

794 yup town's near wiped out and the cops take time out for a traffic stop and high speed chase

Posted by: rain of lead at July 11, 2013 06:24 PM (J/npG)

795 Bye Willow. Have a good book.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2013 06:24 PM (OSARm)

796 Two tabs are your friend. I can't post on the liveblog either. Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 10:23 PM (K+I6z) I've given up on the liveblog. Terrible.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 06:24 PM (GEICT)

797 What happened to the kids from the school  bus?

I must have blinked and missed it.

Posted by: Retread at July 11, 2013 06:24 PM (Oz+LZ)

798 Remember, don't touch Axiron. Your prostate could explode......

Posted by: Lowell at July 11, 2013 06:24 PM (Rw1u5)

799 Any of you Morons looking for some truth telling, here it is. Cobs, the liveblog sucks Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 10:21 PM (GEICT) It works for them. Us peasants are supposed to sit in the distance in awe and clap like monkeys at the pithy comments. I don't do that shit in any other area of my life and I ain't about to do it here. I looked a couple of times though and they ain't saying anything funny anyway.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2013 06:24 PM (V1ZIU)

800 stop your bitching, I'm sure all the ettes are commenting topless.

Posted by: spypeach at July 11, 2013 10:05 PM (0n1+D)

****

I'll just let that roll around for a while.

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 11, 2013 06:25 PM (ga+7c)

801 I've decided that all those involved in this film would have held on to their dignity better had they gone into scat porn. Or, in Miss Reid's case, had she stayed there.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at July 11, 2013 06:25 PM (29vnO)

802 Safelite Auto Glass can buff out those pesky shark bites!

Posted by: RESQDOC at July 11, 2013 06:25 PM (vHRtU)

803 ok, i guess i will crawl into bed with a book shark.
have a nite bite.
Fixed.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 11, 2013 06:25 PM (Adm3q)

804 Night willow.

Posted by: dogfish at July 11, 2013 06:25 PM (nsOJa)

805 I think "we can't just wait here while its raining sharks" has become my all time favorite movie line.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 11, 2013 06:25 PM (BLAfs)

806 Aren't sharks a type of weasel?

Posted by: speedster1 at July 11, 2013 06:25 PM (yeM7r)

807 "So it was filmed in Vancouver, B.C.?" I spent a week in Vancouver one night....

Posted by: Lowell at July 11, 2013 06:26 PM (Rw1u5)

808 792 What happened to the kids from the school bus? I must have blinked and missed it. Posted by: Retread at July 11, 2013 10:24 PM (Oz+LZ) Eaten. Best part of the movie.

Posted by: RWC at July 11, 2013 06:26 PM (8FeS+)

809 I'm absolutely fucking serious. The wife want's tits. Let's go people.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 06:26 PM (GEICT)

810 Where are the ramoras?

Posted by: RESQDOC at July 11, 2013 06:26 PM (vHRtU)

811 the fist of goodness? is that when you fap?

Posted by: rain of lead at July 11, 2013 06:26 PM (J/npG)

812 There's half an hour left? Sigh.

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 06:26 PM (K+I6z)

813 How badly has John Heard damaged his reputation so far?

Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2013 06:26 PM (fsLdt)

814 Spanish chick in Subway commercial - Would hit it

Posted by: Armando at July 11, 2013 06:27 PM (IDypm)

815 There are a lot of names on the live blog that I don't recognize.


Quint, Hoagie, Chief Brody, The Oxygen Tank....are they other bloggers?

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 11, 2013 06:27 PM (X6akg)

816 Yes, but can those guns kill sharks? I need to know!

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at July 11, 2013 06:27 PM (d6TfZ)

817 Nah John Heard is fine. He died quickly enough and the check cleared so he's good.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2013 06:27 PM (V1ZIU)

818 yup
town's near wiped out and the cops take time out for a traffic stop and high speed chase
You can't ticket a shark.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 11, 2013 06:27 PM (Adm3q)

819 This movie is on for another 40 minutes and were' at 720 something...

The night is young.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 11, 2013 10:22 PM (4Mv1T)

*****

Gotta save something for the west coast crew.

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 11, 2013 06:27 PM (ga+7c)

820 >>Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 10:26 PM (GEICT)<< Get her to the surgeon - STAT!

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2013 06:27 PM (OSARm)

821 oh yeah, a thunderstorm to add to the ambience

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 11, 2013 06:28 PM (ga+7c)

822 "Aren't sharks a type of weasel?" No, no, no, and damnit, no. Sharks are a member of the weasel family. BUT, they are not a weasel.

Posted by: Lowell at July 11, 2013 06:28 PM (Rw1u5)

823 http://tinyurl.com/kepp46z



There ya go Cochran.  NSFW.

Posted by: Taylor Rain at July 11, 2013 06:28 PM (Aif/5)

824 Vendette,  I have been laughing at how terrible this is,  which is a relief after all of the terrible stuff e have been following over the last 6 months.

It confirms my judgement on movies like this.

Plus I am glad others are watching with me.

Posted by: Miss Marple at July 11, 2013 06:28 PM (GoIUi)

825 What happened to the kids from the school bus? I must have blinked and missed it. Posted by: Retread at July 11, 2013 10:24 PM (Oz+LZ) Eaten. Best part of the movie. Posted by: RWC at July 11, 2013 10:26 PM (8FeS+) At least the kids won't be molested by any of the LAUSD kiddie rapers...

Posted by: The Political Shark at July 11, 2013 06:29 PM (Vk2pI)

826 I thought ahe ran out a looooong time ago.

Posted by: RWC at July 11, 2013 06:29 PM (8FeS+)

827 Is there a sturgeon in the house?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 11, 2013 06:29 PM (Adm3q)

828 Apparently, there was a rehearsal at the church for Sunday's performance. Uh oh. Somebody probably should have alerted the sound/media guy.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 06:29 PM (GEICT)

829 I never got an answer earlier... Anyone know who the shark expert Ace teased that was supposed to be on the liveblog?

Posted by: shredded chi at July 11, 2013 06:29 PM (NRQlH)

830 Did Tara Reid have as part of her contract that she wouldn't show her, ahem, chest?

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 06:29 PM (K+I6z)

831 Miss Marple - I am with you.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2013 06:29 PM (OSARm)

832 Ooo, that sucked!

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at July 11, 2013 06:30 PM (d6TfZ)

833 Well that was .......unexpected.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense...... at July 11, 2013 06:30 PM (9bMee)

834 Matt is a present day Eddie Rickenbocker.

Posted by: RWC at July 11, 2013 06:30 PM (8FeS+)

835 17 people in the toilet!

Posted by: RESQDOC at July 11, 2013 06:30 PM (vHRtU)

836 Apparently, there was a rehearsal at the church for Sunday's performance. Uh oh. Somebody probably should have alerted the sound/media guy. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 10:29 PM (GEICT) The sound/media guy likes to live dangerously.

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 06:30 PM (K+I6z)

837 Is it Mike Rowe?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 11, 2013 06:30 PM (Adm3q)

838 Nah John Heard is fine. He died quickly enough and the check cleared so he's good. Small mercies.

Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2013 06:30 PM (fsLdt)

839 They have the quickest weather in this movie.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at July 11, 2013 06:30 PM (d6TfZ)

840 Eye of the storm

Posted by: cap'n crunch at July 11, 2013 06:31 PM (wlajc)

841 GOOD Idea Fairy strikes again!

Posted by: RESQDOC at July 11, 2013 06:31 PM (vHRtU)

842 I live under a fucking rock, hiding from Obyssmal and his jackbooted Fast & Furious thugs. What the fuck is a "Sharknado", and why the fuck would I give two loose and runny shits?

Posted by: Clete Orris at July 11, 2013 06:31 PM (km4yN)

843 At least the kids won't be molested by any of the LAUSD kiddie rapers...

I get first dibs, anyway...

Posted by: Harry Reid at July 11, 2013 06:31 PM (IDypm)

844 Sharks in the streets, idiots. Huge twister, and the helicopter is totally untouched. Uh-huh.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense...... at July 11, 2013 06:31 PM (9bMee)

845 Ooo, that sucked!
That's what the lamprey said!

Posted by: michael scott at July 11, 2013 06:31 PM (Adm3q)

846 Well...at least one writer saw the "father holding the storm shelter door shut" scene from Twister.

Posted by: Urban_Scorp at July 11, 2013 06:31 PM (AWuqS)

847 Semper peradis? (Sorry for the spelling)

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 06:31 PM (K+I6z)

848 Posted by: Taylor Rain at July 11, 2013 10:28 PM (Aif/5) Looks a lot different without a baseball bat in her ass.

Posted by: RWC at July 11, 2013 06:31 PM (8FeS+)

849 OK, since at this point my excretory functions are I'm sure every bit as interesting to Morons as this movie . . . yes, I did pee, and it was good. Then I got some Captain Morgan. Then I got some more. Then I took a snort or two from the bottle. I think I might make it to 10 pm CT. Where the fuck's the ONT?

Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 06:32 PM (7vimm)

850 She knows NOTHING about shotgun breaching!

Posted by: RESQDOC at July 11, 2013 06:32 PM (vHRtU)

851 This dialogue is brought to you by wood.

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 06:32 PM (K+I6z)

852 They have the quickest weather in this movie.

Probably written by someone from Indiana.

Posted by: Miss Marple at July 11, 2013 06:32 PM (GoIUi)

853 "We can't just sit here and wait for sharks to rain down on us." How can you write a line like that and keep any sort of self-esteem?

Posted by: norrin radd at July 11, 2013 06:32 PM (1Kf5V)

854 Chainsaw!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at July 11, 2013 06:32 PM (Gk3SS)

855 Nice shot! Not a single pellet wasted on the door itself.

Posted by: dogfish at July 11, 2013 06:32 PM (nsOJa)

856 Chainsaws and shit.....

Posted by: Lowell at July 11, 2013 06:32 PM (Uljpn)

857 chainsaws for the win!!!!!!!!

Posted by: rain of lead at July 11, 2013 06:32 PM (J/npG)

858 Chainsaw or hedgeclippers? You make the call.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense...... at July 11, 2013 06:33 PM (9bMee)

859 Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 10:31 PM (K+I6z) USCG. Semper Paratus (Always Ready)

Posted by: RWC at July 11, 2013 06:33 PM (8FeS+)

860 Did Tara Reid have as part of her contract that she wouldn't show her, ahem, chest? Maybe she's covered with mussels.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 11, 2013 06:33 PM (l3vZN)

861 thought it was noted shark expert Iowahawk. They have sharks in Iowa don't they?

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 11, 2013 06:33 PM (ga+7c)

862 Bombs, tornadoes and chainsaws. Who needs the artificial testosterone?

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at July 11, 2013 06:33 PM (d6TfZ)

863 Always an immaculate Huey around when you need one.....

Posted by: Lowell at July 11, 2013 06:33 PM (Z0l9P)

864 Oh, and 'night, Willow. Hope you're not doing what I do, and keep refreshing for 15 minutes after you "sign off."

Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 06:33 PM (7vimm)

865 Finally, chainsaws appear

Posted by: L, elle at July 11, 2013 06:33 PM (0PiQ4)

866 This discussion about tornadoes is the dumbest thing I've ever fucking heard and I've watched movies far worse than this one.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2013 06:33 PM (V1ZIU)

867 OK - I have 3 chainsaws. Where is this going?

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2013 06:33 PM (OSARm)

868 OMG! Dropping a bomb into a tornado! Who would have thought of that?

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense...... at July 11, 2013 06:33 PM (9bMee)

869 The sound/media guy likes to live dangerously. Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 10:30 PM (K+I6z) Apparently the sound guy likes to live drunkenly. At least accordingly to the wife.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 06:33 PM (GEICT)

870 USCG. Semper Paratus (Always Ready) Posted by: RWC at July 11, 2013 10:33 PM (8FeS+) Thank you.

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 06:33 PM (K+I6z)

871 Hold on. Tara is the mom????

Posted by: RWC at July 11, 2013 06:34 PM (8FeS+)

872 This movie needed Sarah Michelle Gellar. Nude.

Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 06:34 PM (7vimm)

873 My brain hurts!

Posted by: RESQDOC at July 11, 2013 06:34 PM (vHRtU)

874 Yes .. throwing propane bottles into a tornado will certainly stop it.

Posted by: toby928© retweets at July 11, 2013 06:34 PM (QupBk)

875 Speaking of sharks: http://manga.clone-army.org/t42r.php?lang=&page=174 http://manga.clone-army.org/t42r.php?page=175⟨=

Posted by: The Political Shark at July 11, 2013 06:34 PM (Vk2pI)

876 No you can't drop propane bombs out of a helicopter.  Its too dangerous.  Just stay here on the ground and get eaten by sharks.  GOD!

Posted by: Tara Reid at July 11, 2013 06:34 PM (Aif/5)

877 "Tornadoes form when warm and cold air meet."

"Your son wants to drop a bomb into the tornado."

"Don't you relize you could be killed?"

"Dad, you always taught me to help others."

I am convinced I need to go into screenwriting.

Posted by: Miss Marple at July 11, 2013 06:34 PM (GoIUi)

878 Drop the whiny bitch into the tornado.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at July 11, 2013 06:34 PM (d6TfZ)

879
How old are those kids, did they have kids at 9 years old?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2013 06:34 PM (/tUlE)

880 And now, a twitter - feed text message interlude. Just to remind you of the era you live in.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense...... at July 11, 2013 06:34 PM (9bMee)

881 Where the fuck's the ONT?
Your soaking in it.

Posted by: madge at July 11, 2013 06:35 PM (Adm3q)

882 Thought he said semper piranha

Posted by: cap'n crunch at July 11, 2013 06:35 PM (wlajc)

883 Someone needs slapped.   Hard. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at July 11, 2013 06:35 PM (Gk3SS)

884 Oh good grief, teen angst moment...

Posted by: Ragamuffin at July 11, 2013 06:35 PM (fzFF6)

885 Teen drama!

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2013 06:35 PM (OSARm)

886 According to the guide. This movie is two hours long.

Posted by: YIKES! at July 11, 2013 06:35 PM (mETGQ)

887 teen angst bitch check yo self!!

Posted by: rain of lead at July 11, 2013 06:35 PM (J/npG)

888 " 832 Is it Mike Rowe? " That was my guess about 500 comments ago.

Posted by: shredded chi at July 11, 2013 06:35 PM (NRQlH)

889 The only modern day Eddie Rickenbacker is an American who can say he's fucked over more than 26 Germans in 18 months. Anybody?

Posted by: Lowell at July 11, 2013 06:35 PM (Z0l9P)

890 Apparently the sound guy likes to live drunkenly. At least accordingly to the wife. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 10:33 PM (GEICT) She is a saint.

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 06:35 PM (K+I6z)

891 Wow, even the pseudo science is bad.

Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at July 11, 2013 06:35 PM (GaqMa)

892 I have a mental image. Picard looking plaintively asking "WTF is this shit?"

Posted by: Clete Orris at July 11, 2013 06:36 PM (km4yN)

893 Where the fuck's the ONT? Your soaking in it. Posted by: madge at July 11, 2013 10:35 PM (Adm3q) Golf clap. Well done, indeed.

Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 06:36 PM (7vimm)

894 The characters, writing and the acting in this movie makes me wish the sharks win.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense...... at July 11, 2013 06:36 PM (9bMee)

895 Suspension of disbelief failing ... interest waning ....

Posted by: toby928© retweets at July 11, 2013 06:36 PM (QupBk)

896 Posted by: YIKES! at July 11, 2013 10:35 PM (mETGQ) You missed a "too". This movie is two hours too long

Posted by: Ragamuffin at July 11, 2013 06:36 PM (fzFF6)

897 I think the sons gonna nail his dad's girlfriend. Bow chicka wow wow...

Posted by: spypeach at July 11, 2013 06:36 PM (0n1+D)

898 Where did the storm go?

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 06:36 PM (K+I6z)

899 ONT!

Posted by: dogfish at July 11, 2013 06:36 PM (nsOJa)

900 Saint Cochrane. The Cheerleader.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2013 06:37 PM (OSARm)

901 Damn, she Quinting ...

Posted by: toby928© retweets at July 11, 2013 06:37 PM (QupBk)

902 You know who is coming out of this the best? The bartender chick. She's ok. The rest? Oy vey.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2013 06:37 PM (V1ZIU)

903 She had a past shark story?

Posted by: RWC at July 11, 2013 06:37 PM (8FeS+)

904 Oh.   My.   God.


It is the Indianapolis scene.  


It would take a heart of stone not to be laughing as hard as I am right now.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at July 11, 2013 06:37 PM (Gk3SS)

905 I instantly care about this character now.

Nah, screw it. Hope she's next.

Wait, major Jaws story rip-off!!

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at July 11, 2013 06:37 PM (d6TfZ)

906 Jaws line.

Posted by: Trainer say Hi NSA at July 11, 2013 06:37 PM (7EbAY)

907 There actually is a ONT.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 06:37 PM (GEICT)

908 Six people went into the water ... only one came out ...

Posted by: toby928© retweets at July 11, 2013 06:37 PM (QupBk)

909 My interest never waxed.

Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2013 06:37 PM (fsLdt)

910 Aussie Fag has a bomb...

Posted by: Lowell at July 11, 2013 06:37 PM (Z0l9P)

911 Well, that was sniffy. Let's hate the sharks. Kum-bay-yah.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense...... at July 11, 2013 06:37 PM (9bMee)

912 You guys, sharks suck!!!!!

Posted by: Ktgreat: assho at July 11, 2013 06:38 PM (N9GGH)

913 The Minnow, 1964

Posted by: toby928© retweets at July 11, 2013 06:38 PM (QupBk)

914 I'm convinced Tara Reid took this job because the compensation was getting her bar tab paid off.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2013 06:38 PM (V1ZIU)

915 I have a mental image. Picard looking plaintively asking "WTF is this shit?" Or the aliens, out in space, having finally figured out the coding of Earth's TV signals . . . "Holy shit and shinola, we're not going to that fucking planet. The motherfucking weather there is motherfucking nasty!!!"

Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 06:38 PM (7vimm)

916 Angsty Chick: "I don't like to talk about it." But I will, at length, while the sharks multiply and the tornado grows.

Posted by: Retread at July 11, 2013 06:38 PM (Oz+LZ)

917 But we delivered the bomb...

Posted by: toby928© retweets at July 11, 2013 06:39 PM (QupBk)

918 Alex Baldwin!! Now, there's some shark nosh right there!!! Oh, shit, it's just a Crapital One ad. . .

Posted by: dwagyak at July 11, 2013 06:39 PM (kAYkU)

919 Watching this movie and the Capital One commercials is enabling Alec Baldwin. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense...... at July 11, 2013 06:39 PM (9bMee)

920 And now they're going to spin that Huey up like a Toyota and propane bomb the Shit outta that spout-shark-nado......

Posted by: Lowell at July 11, 2013 06:40 PM (Z0l9P)

921 99 "The weather started getting rough . . ." /somebody had to do it Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 09:03 PM (7vimm) 908 The Minnow, 1964 Posted by: toby928© retweets at July 11, 2013 10:38 PM (QupBk) Dude . . .

Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 06:40 PM (7vimm)

922 20 minutes to go.

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 06:40 PM (K+I6z)

923
Could it be that they don't actually even show a crazy Sharknado in the whole movie?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2013 06:41 PM (/tUlE)

924 Oh, shit, look out now for the Italians..... Bastards with their pasta and shit.,...

Posted by: Lowell at July 11, 2013 06:41 PM (iQF5F)

925 902 There actually is a ONT. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 10:37 PM (GEICT) Proof, along with beer, that there is a God and He loves us very much.

Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 06:42 PM (7vimm)

926 And everyone's on board with the bomb in the tornado idea? Seriously?

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at July 11, 2013 06:42 PM (d6TfZ)

927 Originally they planned on just getting in the helicopter and flying to safety. But...small propane tanks. And a hedge trimmer!

Posted by: somebody else, not me at July 11, 2013 06:42 PM (29vnO)

928 Bastards with their pasta and shit.,... Posted by: Lowell at July 11, 2013 10:41 PM (iQF5F) Woke up this morning, got myself a gun...

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 06:42 PM (K+I6z)

929

Awwwww.......

Posted by: RESQDOC at July 11, 2013 06:42 PM (vHRtU)

930 Well, this is pretty silly. And I've only been watching for about 15 minutes.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense...... at July 11, 2013 06:43 PM (9bMee)

931 Very very drunk. Come on, ONT, what you got?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 06:43 PM (GEICT)

932 I had better see that chainsaw out of the shark's stomach scene,  or else!

Posted by: Miss Marple at July 11, 2013 06:43 PM (GoIUi)

933 Soon my precious. Chainsaws.

Posted by: Trainer says Hi NSA at July 11, 2013 06:43 PM (7EbAY)

934 Sharknado without a sharknado? That's like your grandmother cock-teasing you.

Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2013 06:43 PM (fsLdt)

935 Finally!

Posted by: Attack of the Killer Tomatoes at July 11, 2013 06:43 PM (29vnO)

936 Thar she blows! SHARKNADO!!!

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense...... at July 11, 2013 06:43 PM (9bMee)

937 Flying a Huey is like tending bar.....

Posted by: Lowell at July 11, 2013 06:44 PM (iQF5F)

938 Yep, the world is saved by two teens in a helicopter. Yikes.

Posted by: dwagyak at July 11, 2013 06:44 PM (kAYkU)

939 So, piloting a helicopter by the characters was established somewhere earlier in the movie? I admit I really wasn't paying THAT close attention, but . . .

Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 06:44 PM (7vimm)

940 That's like your grandmother cock-teasing you.

I am without speech.

Posted by: toby928© retweets at July 11, 2013 06:44 PM (QupBk)

941 Jaws quote! We're gonna need a bigger chopper.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense...... at July 11, 2013 06:44 PM (9bMee)

942 That is the smallest EF5 Sharknado ever.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at July 11, 2013 06:44 PM (Gk3SS)

943 Flounder Flood isn't as scary sounding as Sharknado

Posted by: YIKES! at July 11, 2013 06:44 PM (mETGQ)

944 "We're gonna need a bigger chopper!!!" FTW

Posted by: dwagyak at July 11, 2013 06:45 PM (kAYkU)

945 Copter in a tornado. 'Nuff said.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at July 11, 2013 06:45 PM (d6TfZ)

946 First tornado????

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 06:45 PM (K+I6z)

947 This looks very precise.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense...... at July 11, 2013 06:45 PM (9bMee)

948 "Woke up this morning, got myself a gun..." Good. Don't let that wine-swilling bastards fool ya.....

Posted by: Lowell at July 11, 2013 06:45 PM (iQF5F)

949 I did it! She sounds like she's five.

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 06:46 PM (K+I6z)

950 Now hundreds of people are killed by dead falling sharks.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at July 11, 2013 06:46 PM (d6TfZ)

951 Always reach for a Hamilton beach.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at July 11, 2013 06:46 PM (ecN6u)

952 Drunk beyond all measure.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 06:46 PM (GEICT)

953 Why didn't George Bush do dat shit wit Katrina?

Posted by: RWC at July 11, 2013 06:46 PM (8FeS+)

954 Shark skeet shootin'!

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense...... at July 11, 2013 06:46 PM (9bMee)

955 I've been waiting to use this, but Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 06:47 PM (K+I6z)

956 OK, that wasn't the sharks fault, technically.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at July 11, 2013 06:47 PM (d6TfZ)

957 A 9mm or .45 will kill sharknados at several thousand feet........

Posted by: Lowell at July 11, 2013 06:47 PM (iQF5F)

958 LIV at pool.

Posted by: dogfish at July 11, 2013 06:47 PM (nsOJa)

959 OK, out of the pool, there's a tornado coming. WTF?

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at July 11, 2013 06:47 PM (d6TfZ)

960 Swim class??

Posted by: RWC at July 11, 2013 06:48 PM (8FeS+)

961 Ooh, that was awful. Awful funny.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense...... at July 11, 2013 06:48 PM (9bMee)

962 Nooooooo!


I haven't been this upset about a secondary character death since Hot Sasha died in 2012.  

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at July 11, 2013 06:48 PM (Gk3SS)

963 I think a shark got Johnni with an"i".

Posted by: Miss Marple at July 11, 2013 06:48 PM (GoIUi)

964

Too much gunplay in this movie.

 

"Everybody out of the pool!" Who the f*** is IN the pool during this storm?

Posted by: dwagyak at July 11, 2013 06:48 PM (kAYkU)

965 RIP Jonni with an I.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at July 11, 2013 06:48 PM (ecN6u)

966 Connect 4? Did I really just see a crowd behind a game of Connect 4?

Posted by: Ragamuffin at July 11, 2013 06:48 PM (fzFF6)

967 OK, so if the LA area has been dealing with a hurricane, why are people in swimming pools being warned to get out now? Yes, I must suspend disbelief.

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 06:48 PM (K+I6z)

968 All these dead sharks might  make L.A. smell better.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at July 11, 2013 06:48 PM (d6TfZ)

969 Shotguns and chainsaws save the fuckin' day..... Sharks ain't gotta chance.

Posted by: Lowell at July 11, 2013 06:49 PM (tmL07)

970 Jamie Lee Curtis in the old folks home?

Posted by: Attack of the Killer Tomatoes at July 11, 2013 06:49 PM (29vnO)

971 Great scene

Posted by: Trainer says Hi NSA at July 11, 2013 06:49 PM (7EbAY)

972 I like how the sharks grab people's legs like a terrier.

Posted by: Miss Marple at July 11, 2013 06:49 PM (GoIUi)

973 This is awesome.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2013 06:49 PM (OSARm)

974 its clear that the first 40 minutes of this needed to be cut.

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 11, 2013 06:49 PM (UOjzE)

975
The TSA is not gonna like that.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2013 06:49 PM (/tUlE)

976 So, a bunch of people got together and said "hey, let's make the worst movie ever made on Earth, and that includes "Torgo, The Hands of Fate" and "Million Dollar Baby". And the result is "Sharknado." Okay, then.

Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 06:50 PM (7vimm)

977

Wow - too bad Candy Crowley can't have a shark eat her on-camera!!

Posted by: dwagyak at July 11, 2013 06:50 PM (kAYkU)

978 Smiley shark in the pool!

Posted by: Miss Marple at July 11, 2013 06:50 PM (GoIUi)

979

My Depends! Pooped Em!

 

Posted by: RESQDOC at July 11, 2013 06:50 PM (vHRtU)

980 Sharks don't like chlorinated water or gasoline. Boy, is the retirement association gonna be mad about that pool!

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense...... at July 11, 2013 06:50 PM (9bMee)

981 Oh, a metal gas can. The EPA isn't going to like that.

Posted by: Retread at July 11, 2013 06:50 PM (Oz+LZ)

982 Shark week called. They want their stock footage back.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at July 11, 2013 06:50 PM (ecN6u)

983 Chainsawing the shark in midair - total Ninja move.

Posted by: norrin radd at July 11, 2013 06:50 PM (1Kf5V)

984 How come a shark bites off your arm and your leg and you're coughing up blood?

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at July 11, 2013 06:51 PM (DoZD+)

985 Set that bitch afire... And stay focused. One more Prop' bomb to go. And he is proud....

Posted by: Lowell at July 11, 2013 06:51 PM (tmL07)

986 I'm dumber for having watched this. How dumb? It took me a minute to realize I'd quit breathing.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2013 06:51 PM (V1ZIU)

987 One left? Shes dropping one in the copter.

Posted by: RWC at July 11, 2013 06:51 PM (8FeS+)

988 I can't see what they have to work with but it feels like the livebloggers are underperforming.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at July 11, 2013 06:52 PM (qvify)

989 HA HA!

Posted by: RESQDOC at July 11, 2013 06:52 PM (vHRtU)

990 YAYYYY!!

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at July 11, 2013 06:52 PM (d6TfZ)

991 blanker -- ehhh forget it. You're not remotely worth the effort. I'm sure your mom loves you.

Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2013 06:52 PM (fsLdt)

992 Bummer

Posted by: Trainer says Hi NSA at July 11, 2013 06:52 PM (7EbAY)

993 Get these mother fuckin' sharks off my mother fuckin' helicopter! Ooh. that ended badly.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense...... at July 11, 2013 06:52 PM (9bMee)

994 nooooooooooooo

Posted by: rain of lead at July 11, 2013 06:52 PM (J/npG)

995 That outer windlayer is too tough, they're going to have to ram the helicopter right down it's throat, and just hope they can beam out in time

Posted by: toby928© retweets at July 11, 2013 06:52 PM (QupBk)

996 Haaaaaaaaaaaaa

Posted by: RWC at July 11, 2013 06:52 PM (8FeS+)

997 Holy fucking shit!


Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha.


I will admit, I didn't expect that.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at July 11, 2013 06:52 PM (Gk3SS)

998 Just watchin' my son die. Hum de dum.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at July 11, 2013 06:52 PM (d6TfZ)

999 Oh my heavens, this isn't going to get any better, is it? It's not a sharknado, it's a shitstorm of unparalleled stupidity (always excepting the federal government)

Posted by: Ragamuffin at July 11, 2013 06:52 PM (fzFF6)

1000 This is a pathetic tornado.

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 06:53 PM (K+I6z)

1001 My son left the room because his brain just couldn't stand it any longer. Then came running back laughing his head off. Couldn't stay away.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at July 11, 2013 06:53 PM (DoZD+)

1002 Shit, shark on skid at 5k feet and it got the hot girl. Heli okay, though.

Posted by: Lowell at July 11, 2013 06:53 PM (tmL07)

1003 That was the quietest helicopter crash ever.

Posted by: Armando at July 11, 2013 06:53 PM (IDypm)

1004 "How come a shark bites off your arm and your leg and you're coughing up blood?"

Chain smoker. LA'S SECRET SHAME

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at July 11, 2013 06:53 PM (qvify)

1005 Best part of the movie is the guy had a kaybar.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at July 11, 2013 06:53 PM (DoZD+)

1006
The could have cut the first one hour 40 min of this movie.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2013 06:53 PM (/tUlE)

1007 Shark makes imprint at Graumann's. You wish, movie.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at July 11, 2013 06:53 PM (d6TfZ)

1008 I am pissed bartender chick died. She's the only one I liked.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2013 06:54 PM (V1ZIU)

1009 Seriously, couldn't someone have brought in a couple of blankets from home to screen out the sunlight for the on the ground shots?

Posted by: somebody else, not me at July 11, 2013 06:54 PM (29vnO)

1010 BANG BUS!

Posted by: RESQDOC at July 11, 2013 06:54 PM (vHRtU)

1011 And now, into the LIV's in the suburbs. They really needed a wise Latino here.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense...... at July 11, 2013 06:54 PM (9bMee)

1012 Who ordered shark sushi?

Posted by: Hanoverfist at July 11, 2013 06:54 PM (ecN6u)

1013
Come on KILL THE ACTORS!


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2013 06:54 PM (/tUlE)

1014 Ask Peaches. Is that Century City? Glad you don't work there anymore.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense...... at July 11, 2013 06:54 PM (9bMee)

1015 Hold now, shark torpedoes are ravaging the LA area. Who the fuck coulda ever.......

Posted by: Lowell at July 11, 2013 06:54 PM (Y8Ttq)

1016 Beam me out now, Mr. Spock

Posted by: toby928© retweets at July 11, 2013 06:54 PM (QupBk)

1017 The music wants me to feel suspense, yet I feel none.

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 06:55 PM (K+I6z)

1018 Vehicle special effects by NBC.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at July 11, 2013 06:55 PM (ecN6u)

1019 Come on KILL THE ACTORS! ...and the Director, and the Screenwriters, and the Producers, and the Key grip, and the Best Boy... Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2013 10:54 PM (/tUlE)

Posted by: Alice Cooper Band at July 11, 2013 06:55 PM (Vk2pI)

1020 It's raining Sharks! Good God ya all It's rainin' sharks!

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense...... at July 11, 2013 06:55 PM (9bMee)

1021 These screenwriters are cowards! They didn't want to resolve the will-she-do-the-son-or-the-father-or-both question.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at July 11, 2013 06:55 PM (29vnO)

1022 CHAINSAW!!!

Posted by: Miss Marple at July 11, 2013 06:55 PM (GoIUi)

1023 992 Holy fucking shit! Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I will admit, I didn't expect that. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at July 11, 2013 10:52 PM (Gk3SS) He chops the belly open. Don't worry.

Posted by: RWC at July 11, 2013 06:56 PM (8FeS+)

1024 What's with the chainsaw?

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at July 11, 2013 06:56 PM (DoZD+)

1025 You can stay warm in there...

Posted by: RESQDOC at July 11, 2013 06:56 PM (vHRtU)

1026 OH YES!!!

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at July 11, 2013 06:56 PM (d6TfZ)

1027 What a payoff!

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at July 11, 2013 06:57 PM (d6TfZ)

1028 Bartender chick too?

Posted by: RESQDOC at July 11, 2013 06:57 PM (vHRtU)

1029 Tucker and Dale goes fishing.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at July 11, 2013 06:57 PM (ecN6u)

1030 That shark will never fly again!

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense...... at July 11, 2013 06:57 PM (9bMee)

1031 yeah, cause bailing out of a car at 50 mph always works

Posted by: rain of lead at July 11, 2013 06:57 PM (J/npG)

1032 Oh gross

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at July 11, 2013 06:57 PM (DoZD+)

1033 Here she comes

Posted by: RWC at July 11, 2013 06:57 PM (8FeS+)

1034 And that just redeemed this movie!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2013 06:57 PM (V1ZIU)

1035 Chainsaws for all!

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 06:57 PM (K+I6z)

1036 chainsaw is giving tarra reid flashbacks.

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 11, 2013 06:57 PM (UOjzE)

1037 NFW

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2013 06:57 PM (OSARm)

1038 She's still warm! Dibs!

Posted by: RESQDOC at July 11, 2013 06:57 PM (vHRtU)

1039 CALLED IT!!!!

Posted by: RWC at July 11, 2013 06:57 PM (8FeS+)

1040 HAHAHA!  Bartender girl was in the stomach of the shark and she is saved!!!!

Posted by: Miss Marple at July 11, 2013 06:57 PM (GoIUi)

1041 IT's bartender chick! I knew she wasn't dead!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2013 06:57 PM (V1ZIU)

1042
Hahahaha. Same shark that ate HeloSlut.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2013 06:57 PM (/tUlE)

1043 He chops the belly open. Don't worry. Posted by: RWC at July 11, 2013 10:56 PM (8FeS+)


No, no, no, I meant killing off the only likable character.


Wait.   Wait.


*rolls around on the floor*


Omfg, I can't even.  


*rolls around on floor some more*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at July 11, 2013 06:58 PM (Gk3SS)

1044 Wait, WTF?! Bartender chick lives!? GAAHHH! My brain!!

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at July 11, 2013 06:58 PM (d6TfZ)

1045 Shark skin is both tough and resilient (learned that in Super Shark), it's good he happened to have a chainsaw on his person.

Posted by: Ragamuffin at July 11, 2013 06:58 PM (fzFF6)

1046 Asian girls is tough

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2013 06:58 PM (OSARm)

1047 Oops! I jumped the gun. My cable is like three or four minutes behind everyone else.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at July 11, 2013 06:58 PM (29vnO)

1048 Hollywood wins again, AtC.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 11, 2013 06:58 PM (Adm3q)

1049 Sun shiny finish. Saved LA. Rats.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense...... at July 11, 2013 06:58 PM (9bMee)

1050 "And, for the big finale, we'll have the hero, holding a chainsaw, jump into the maw of a flying shark that just et the hot babe, and he'll carve his way out of the shark's belly, pulling the hot babe out after him!" "BRILLIANT!"

Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 06:58 PM (7vimm)

1051 Yeah, it's dumb and done with. But one fucker just jousted a shark and cut his way out with a Husky. Hot bar girl was there too in one piece with vitals. She just fell out of a chopper but she's okay.

Posted by: Lowell at July 11, 2013 06:59 PM (Y8Ttq)

1052 I smell an Oscar.

Posted by: shredded chi at July 11, 2013 06:59 PM (NRQlH)

1053 Excellent ending

Posted by: Trainer says Hi NSA at July 11, 2013 06:59 PM (7EbAY)

1054 AtC: May I provide dark chocolate, Gentlemen Jack, Tequila, and Amaretto?

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 06:59 PM (K+I6z)

1055 Ewwwwwwwwww.


Why the hell wound you get Tara Reid on you?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at July 11, 2013 06:59 PM (Gk3SS)

1056 Vehicle special effects by NBC Billy

FTFY

Posted by: Armando at July 11, 2013 06:59 PM (IDypm)

1057 FIN!

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at July 11, 2013 06:59 PM (d6TfZ)

1058 I'm dummer, how 'bout u?

Posted by: dogfish at July 11, 2013 07:00 PM (nsOJa)

1059 Who called it?

"Fin."


Bwahahahaha!

Posted by: Miss Marple at July 11, 2013 07:00 PM (GoIUi)

1060 It ended with "Fin" Who was it that called that? LOL!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2013 07:00 PM (V1ZIU)

1061

The ending made me realize, "hey, this was not a waste of  2 hours at all"

Posted by: steve at July 11, 2013 07:00 PM (AQfbp)

1062 That was so bad I can't believe Nick Cage wasn't in it.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at July 11, 2013 07:00 PM (DoZD+)

1063 "I really hate sharks"

Posted by: guido at July 11, 2013 07:00 PM (7E276)

1064

Okay, say what you will - but Ian Zeiring chain sawing his way out of the shark (who happened to have eaten the grandfatherless girl) was worth this whole terrible movie.

 

Also - how did Tara's white top remain bleachy white throughout all the mud and blood? Inquiring minds and all that.

Posted by: dwagyak at July 11, 2013 07:00 PM (kAYkU)

1065 AtC: May I provide dark chocolate, Gentlemen Jack, Tequila, and Amaretto? Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 10:59 PM (K+I6z)


Yes, please.


Wait.   Wait.   Two Headed Shark Attack has Carmen Electra?


You are all fucking fired for not telling me this.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at July 11, 2013 07:00 PM (Gk3SS)

1066 Fist bump AtC. That was fun!

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2013 07:00 PM (OSARm)

1067 Now on History 2: "Modern Marvels: The Potato"

Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 07:01 PM (7vimm)

1068 Now on 2-headed shark

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 11, 2013 07:01 PM (jjvz+)

1069
Best last 10 minutes evah!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2013 07:01 PM (/tUlE)

1070 Wait -sorry, i think that was my dog.

Posted by: shredded chi at July 11, 2013 07:02 PM (NRQlH)

1071 Two-Headed Shark Attack has a very large cast.  This is out of necessity.  For the most part, they die two at a time.

Posted by: shillelagh at July 11, 2013 07:02 PM (bM5TF)

1072 I don't have cable, and didn't get to see it. Did Bethany Hamilton have a bit part in this movie?


Posted by: [/i] [/s] [/u] [/b] . An Observation at July 11, 2013 07:03 PM (ylhEn)

1073 2-Headed Shark Attack. Do I dare?

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at July 11, 2013 07:03 PM (d6TfZ)

1074 Ladies and gentlemen,  that was most enjoyable.

We now know tht if we can only make a good Hollywood contact,  we can make a movie with no problem.

So what do we need?

Chainsaws.
A predator animal/fish. (barracudas, octopi, squid, grizzlies, lions, wolves, etc.)
3-4 B-grade actors.
Better music than this.
Realistic special effects.

I propose an earthquake which releases underground giant snakes into Washington, D.C. 

Posted by: Miss Marple at July 11, 2013 07:03 PM (GoIUi)

1075 Next movie is already better. 

Posted by: dogfish at July 11, 2013 07:03 PM (nsOJa)

1076 Wait a minute, Two-Headed Shark Attack has Carmen Electra? Anyone willing to wake up Cochran?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2013 07:03 PM (V1ZIU)

1077 Best ending ever!

Posted by: Unclezeb at July 11, 2013 07:03 PM (Nvirt)

1078 Okay, I must to bed.  My guess is pop collar roid boy is next dead. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at July 11, 2013 07:04 PM (Gk3SS)

1079 Missed Sharknado But they're running Robocop 1,2 and 3 on antenna tonight. So I got my bad but fun fix anyways.

Posted by: McGregor at July 11, 2013 07:04 PM (qo244)

1080 well brooke hogan has some nice boobies

Posted by: rain of lead at July 11, 2013 07:05 PM (J/npG)

1081 Good night, AtC!

Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 07:05 PM (K+I6z)

1082 in all seriousness, the acting in this 2-headed shark flick is worlds better than sharknado.

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 11, 2013 07:07 PM (UOjzE)

1083
Lots of boobs in the 2 head shark movie.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2013 07:08 PM (/tUlE)

1084 Old and busted: "I am sick and tired of these motherfucking sharks in this motherfucking tornado!" The new hotness: "I am sick and tired of these motherfucking heads on this motherfucking shark!"

Posted by: Croaker at July 11, 2013 07:13 PM (MzyTH)

1085 Ian Ziering is heroic! Why can't Obama be like him?

Posted by: coraldog at July 11, 2013 07:15 PM (YRt5L)

1086 Carmen sure as hell is easier on the eyes than Tara.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2013 07:15 PM (V1ZIU)

1087 Holy wow. Still speechless.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula_51 at July 11, 2013 07:22 PM (Vgn84)

1088 Shit

Posted by: rout at July 11, 2013 07:40 PM (c4aAS)

1089 Two Headed Shark vs Brooke Hogan's Tits- 4 enter, 2 leave.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 11, 2013 08:25 PM (X9Mnx)

1090 Well, westie-coastie warching now. Avoided earlier comments because I didn't want this masterpiece spoiled for me. So far it is deliciously awful. Terrible acting complete with inappropriate facial expressions. A third grader did the CGI. Happy to see that the smug Asian chick was the first casualty (old school: Kill the lone black guy; current school: kill the annoying Asian). Love how the chicks' Farrah Fawcerr hairdos are impervious to the CGI downpour. Based on the screaminess, East coast Morons were dead drunk 45 minutes in (after the movie, I'll go back and read the other comments). Though this movie aspires to Lifetime movie standards, it falls short. Nevertheless, it's enjoyable if you have enough alcohol. -2-1/2 solid stars!

Posted by: Kathysaysso at July 11, 2013 08:42 PM (7nu1g)

1091 Any torrents up yet?

Posted by: Andrew at July 11, 2013 08:55 PM (HS3dy)

1092 Sign the two-fucking-headed-fucking shark! Goddamn it! He'll pack the fuckin' Madison Square Fucking Garden. Think of the fuckin' money! Shit! Fuck! Two-headed fucking shark.

Posted by: Felix Steiner at July 11, 2013 11:07 PM (Pd3iz)

1093 Sharks? What sharks? Where?

Posted by: Nickie Goomba at July 12, 2013 12:24 AM (SycoW)

1094 I'm sure glad I took the time to watch the movies preceding and following "Sharknado." Otherwise I might have thought it was the worst movie evah! Of course "Two Headed Shark Attack" had better boobies.

Posted by: Yesiamapirate at July 12, 2013 11:19 AM (f9kXD)

1095 I'm sure glad I took the time to watch the movies preceding and following "Sharknado." Otherwise I might have thought it was the worst movie evah! Of course "Two Headed Shark Attack" had better boobies.

Posted by: Yesiamapirate at July 12, 2013 11:19 AM (f9kXD)

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