July 11, 2013
— Ace As with the Super Bowl, our coverage begins early.
First, of course, let's check the weather on the field of play.
Well that's some classic sharknado weather. Crisp, with just a brisk snap of shark in the air.
And your five day forecast looks good too.
Next, we have to talk about the ads for the Sharknado Bowl. Did you know that advertisers will be paying as much as four hundred and twenty five dollars for each half minute of advertising time during Sharknado?
All the biggest companies will be vying for eyeballs during Sharknado. Mostly third-tier videogame companies and people selling Fringe DVD sets.
Next, all those crazy Sharknado bets you always hear about! Here are some
proposition bets about what will happen in Sharknado. Of course you can offer your own prop bets.
Someone in #Sharknado says, "It's an F5... with TEETH."
Someone in #sharknado uses a big steel fisherman's hook to stab into the back of a shark and then ride it for some reason.
Under/Over on how many times Global Warming or Climate Change is offered as explanation: 6
Someone in #sharknado says, "We've been intruding in their territory for centuries... Did we think they'd never intrude back?!
Someone says "Apex predator" and someone else says something like "The apex just got higher"
TV weather report on radio warns of "Gale force sharks"
The Sharknado sharks are all killed at the end by Ian Ziering electrifying all the flood water.
The Book of Jonah gets name-checked.
At some point, someone says, "Just like in Mexico when it rained frogs that time."
The movie's Shark Expert, Dr. Carcarion or whatever, says that sharks' aquadynamic streamlining makes them the perfect flying predators, too.
Obviously someone will say to a a shark he's about to kill: "You're *sushi*." But who? Ian Ziering or Tara Reid?
Four part Prop Bet:
1. Ian Ziering must rescue his adorable 7 year old daughter.
2. Who is trapped at an aquarium.
3. Which is flooded and has sharks swimming through the corridors.
4. And ziering and daughter must swim INTO one of the aquarium tanks to take shelter from the sharks OUTSIDE the tanks. And the shark noses up to the glass, and tries to break through, but can't. #worldturnedupsidedown
Back to the single-proposition bets:
A shark sideswipes a car in a flooded street, and the driver says "I just got hit by a... shark."
A TV weatherman advises "There's a 70% chance of sharks."
At some point someone says "Let's get into the basement, maybe it's not as 'sharky' down there."
Tara Reid says, "We're up to our assh*les in sharks here!"
A scientist-type blathers, "It's classic shark pack-hunting behavior."
Two words: Toilet shark
Foreshadowing: First, remoras start falling from the sky. And someone says, "Well, that's the weirdest thing I'll see today."
A TV Weatherman calls it the storm cell "A high-thresher system" in background noise that you can only barely hear.
Guaranteed: Ian Ziering punches a shark.
At some point, a Russian tourist says "In America, shark jumps YOU." (I stole this from someone, forget who.)
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Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 11, 2013 03:08 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: George Orwell half in the bag at July 11, 2013 03:09 PM (IZTTb)
Posted by: George Orwell half in the bag at July 11, 2013 03:10 PM (IZTTb)
Posted by: MSM at July 11, 2013 03:11 PM (6sqK6)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 11, 2013 03:11 PM (jjvz+)
We're going to drink at every scream. Teh Horde will be in an alcohol coma by 9:20.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 11, 2013 03:12 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: George Orwell half in the bag at July 11, 2013 03:12 PM (IZTTb)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 11, 2013 03:12 PM (v1mq9)
Posted by: Ben at July 11, 2013 03:13 PM (xTHBC)
Posted by: pep at July 11, 2013 03:13 PM (6TB1Z)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 03:13 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Iblis at July 11, 2013 03:13 PM (9221z)
Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 11, 2013 03:13 PM (Adm3q)
At some point a toddler or puppy will come with inches of being eaten by a shark.
At some point some woman running away from a shark will trip and fall.
Posted by: kathysaysso at July 11, 2013 03:13 PM (6H6o8)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 11, 2013 03:14 PM (v1mq9)
Posted by: George Orwell half in the bag at July 11, 2013 03:14 PM (IZTTb)
i heard lucasfilm did the special effects
Posted by: dillhole12 at July 11, 2013 03:14 PM (uURnG)
Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2013 03:14 PM (sdi6R)
We're going to drink at every scream. Teh Horde will be in an alcohol coma by 9:20.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 11, 2013 07:12 PM (0HooB)
What'dya take us for? Lightweights?...er ok maybe the head Ewok.
Posted by: Iblis at July 11, 2013 07:13 PM (9221z)
***
I'm making 'sharkaritas'.
Posted by: Liberty Lover at July 11, 2013 03:14 PM (2DgBs)
I expect many commercials to try to tempt me to purchase new catheter tubes. I refuse and reuse.
Posted by: BuckIV at July 11, 2013 03:14 PM (gedHR)
Posted by: Zakn at July 11, 2013 03:14 PM (zyaZ1)
Posted by: Iblis at July 11, 2013 03:14 PM (9221z)
Posted by: perfect places for a SHARKNADO strike #4 at July 11, 2013 03:15 PM (EZl54)
Posted by: George Orwell half in the bag at July 11, 2013 03:15 PM (IZTTb)
Posted by: steevy at July 11, 2013 03:15 PM (9XBK2)
Additional bet:
At least ONE reference to the freeways/Harbor Freeway/fuckvillian 405.
There has to be.
It's LA.
Posted by: CAC at July 11, 2013 03:15 PM (m+QMt)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2013 03:15 PM (QehQP)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 03:15 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: SpongeBob ReaverSaget at July 11, 2013 03:15 PM (kxSZr)
There are some police departments that are going utterly berserk in pursuit of minor crimes:
http://tinyurl.com/n46he3d
Salon.com article.
Posted by: epobirs at July 11, 2013 03:15 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 11, 2013 03:15 PM (v1mq9)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 11, 2013 03:16 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 11, 2013 03:16 PM (jjvz+)
My bet: Dan Rather or Geraldo Rivera,
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2013 03:16 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 07:15 PM (GEICT)
Oh come on! Your wife made you watch West Side Story at least once!
Posted by: EC at July 11, 2013 03:16 PM (doBIb)
I don't know if the Live Blog thingie will work on my Fire.
I may have to choose between watching the tv or being on the computer, since they are in diff. rooms.
Not actually a tough call...
Posted by: Mama AJ at July 11, 2013 03:16 PM (SUKHu)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2013 03:16 PM (A0glY)
Posted by: George Orwell half in the bag at July 11, 2013 03:16 PM (IZTTb)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 11, 2013 03:16 PM (0HooB)
"You got fins to the left, fins to the right
And you're the only bait in town", Jimmy Buffet
Posted by: Rod at July 11, 2013 03:16 PM (ORbz7)
Posted by: Shark Cracka! at July 11, 2013 03:17 PM (cjFRv)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 11, 2013 03:17 PM (jjvz+)
*facepalm*
Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2013 07:14 PM .........Says all you need to know there. Good job Jeb, ya puffy faced moron.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 11, 2013 03:17 PM (vndrU)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 03:17 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 11, 2013 03:17 PM (v1mq9)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2013 03:17 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 11, 2013 03:17 PM (0IhFx)
Posted by: kathysaysso at July 11, 2013 03:17 PM (6H6o8)
Posted by: Johnny Carson at July 11, 2013 03:17 PM (IZTTb)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2013 07:14 PM (lVPtV)
Is that supposed to be a horror movie?
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 11, 2013 03:18 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Carl Spackler at July 11, 2013 03:18 PM (Pr6hk)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 03:18 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at July 11, 2013 03:19 PM (0iJzo)
Posted by: George Orwell half in the bag at July 11, 2013 03:19 PM (IZTTb)
Posted by: kathysaysso at July 11, 2013 07:17 PM"
Evil woman....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 11, 2013 03:19 PM (kSJg9)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 11, 2013 03:19 PM (v1mq9)
A shark will attack a former U.S. President from the sky. It will be Jimmy Carter, who will be pounding away with a hammer while building a Habitat for Humanity hovel. And ironically, the shark will be a hammerhead shark.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2013 03:19 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 11, 2013 03:19 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: bad idea at July 11, 2013 03:19 PM (thMyy)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 11, 2013 03:19 PM (jjvz+)
Posted by: Shark Cracka! at July 11, 2013 03:19 PM (cjFRv)
Posted by: George Orwell half in the bag at July 11, 2013 03:20 PM (IZTTb)
Posted by: Iblis at July 11, 2013 03:20 PM (9221z)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2013 03:20 PM (A0glY)
*SIGH*
Heathen.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at July 11, 2013 03:20 PM (Gk3SS)
"The premise? Tornadoes suck sharks out of the Pacific Ocean before unleashing them over Los Angeles, terrorizing the city."
I take a very dim view of all this.
Posted by: Aquaman at July 11, 2013 03:20 PM (Q1DS+)
Posted by: Johnny Carson at July 11, 2013 07:17 PM (IZTTb)
The Marina Freeway (90) should be the first to flood.
Posted by: NC Ref at July 11, 2013 03:21 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: George Orwell half in the bag at July 11, 2013 03:21 PM (IZTTb)
Posted by: George Orwell half in the bag at July 11, 2013 07:20 PM (IZTTb)
Badger don't give a
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 11, 2013 03:21 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 11, 2013 03:21 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 11, 2013 03:21 PM (v1mq9)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 03:21 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Thrawn at July 11, 2013 03:21 PM (KiyII)
Posted by: Slim Pickens at July 11, 2013 03:21 PM (Pr6hk)
Posted by: t-dubyah-d at July 11, 2013 03:22 PM (u6lBN)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 03:22 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: weew at July 11, 2013 03:22 PM (ElfHn)
Californians' inability to drive in poor weather is referenced or shown on screen.
Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at July 11, 2013 03:22 PM (XrGnJ)
Punchline: Don Rickles starred in CPO Sharkey in the '70's.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2013 03:22 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: RWC at July 11, 2013 03:22 PM (8FeS+)
Posted by: Iblis at July 11, 2013 03:23 PM (9221z)
Posted by: CAC at July 11, 2013 07:17 PM (m+QMt)
******
I'd like to see some Yuppie restaurateurs trying to catch them for their next sushi night.
Posted by: Liberty Lover at July 11, 2013 03:23 PM (2DgBs)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 11, 2013 03:23 PM (jjvz+)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 11, 2013 03:23 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: AlGorezeera at July 11, 2013 03:23 PM (m0le6)
Posted by: Shark Cracka! at July 11, 2013 03:23 PM (cjFRv)
Posted by: zombie roger ebert at July 11, 2013 03:23 PM (Adm3q)
Posted by: Waterhouse at July 11, 2013 03:23 PM (/pZtp)
On second thought, that might be the first one.
Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 03:23 PM (7vimm)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 11, 2013 03:24 PM (v1mq9)
Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2013 03:24 PM (sdi6R)
"It's not possible!"
Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2013 03:24 PM (A0glY)
Sharks with frickin' laser beams on their frickin' heads?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 11, 2013 03:24 PM (kSJg9)
Posted by: George Orwell half in the bag at July 11, 2013 03:24 PM (IZTTb)
♫Âô♫"Show me the way to go home.
I'm drunk and I want to go to bed.
Bum, bum, bum
I had a little drink about an hour ago
and it went right to my head. ♫Âô♫
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 11, 2013 03:25 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: Thrawn at July 11, 2013 03:25 PM (KiyII)
Posted by: Neblettz at July 11, 2013 03:25 PM (Aif/5)
Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2013 03:26 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2013 03:26 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: UWP at July 11, 2013 03:26 PM (r98SZ)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 11, 2013 03:26 PM (mvenn)
I live in Seminole County, just down the street from Sanford.
I have a gig in Sanford Saturday night, right down the street from the courthouse.
Yeah, I'm concerned, but that's not going to stop me from enjoying SHARKNADO! tonight.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 11, 2013 03:26 PM (0HooB)
http://tinyurl.com/mmo8koo Posted by: RWC at July 11, 2013 07:22 PM (8FeS+)
*waves paw imperially*
So shall it be written, so shall it be done.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at July 11, 2013 03:26 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 07:22 PM (GEICT)
If you get a real-life sharknado, you'll have lots of stories to tell.
Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2013 07:26 PM (sdi6R)
Bonus points if you punch out a flying shark in the face.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 11, 2013 03:27 PM (oY6Yp)
Damn. It.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 07:22 PM (GEICT)
You're gonna need a bigger dish.
Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 03:27 PM (7vimm)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2013 07:16 PM (8ZskC)
Nah, Syfy is owned by NBC, so they the MSNBC crowd to do this. (seriously.)
Posted by: tsrblke at July 11, 2013 03:27 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: NC Ref at July 11, 2013 03:27 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: SpongeBob ReaverSaget at July 11, 2013 03:27 PM (kxSZr)
Posted by: George Orwell half in the bag at July 11, 2013 03:28 PM (IZTTb)
People, I've got a problem. Huge storm rolling in. Satellite tv.
Damn. It.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 07:22 PM (GEICT)
Well, as you noted, you deserve to be punished.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at July 11, 2013 03:28 PM (Gk3SS)
Hair? On a Shark?
HairShark?
Shark Barber!
Hammerhead Hairstylist!
We're into sitcoms now . . .
Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 03:28 PM (7vimm)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 03:28 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Slappy at July 11, 2013 03:28 PM (LTbLf)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 11, 2013 03:29 PM (eHIJJ)
Posted by: Thrawn at July 11, 2013 03:29 PM (KiyII)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 03:29 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Iblis at July 11, 2013 03:29 PM (9221z)
Mercy!!!! Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 07:29 PM (GEICT)
Yes. Because I'm known for my mercy.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at July 11, 2013 03:30 PM (Gk3SS)
Hair? On a Shark?
HairShark?
Shark Barber!
Hammerhead Hairstylist!
We're into sitcoms now . . .
My Mother the Shark.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 11, 2013 03:30 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: old duffer at July 11, 2013 03:30 PM (V+Pei)
Posted by: trailortrash at July 11, 2013 03:30 PM (xllDV)
Posted by: Iblis at July 11, 2013 03:30 PM (9221z)
Posted by: Brendan at July 11, 2013 03:30 PM (2jQGY)
Posted by: jakeman at July 11, 2013 03:30 PM (96M6e)
Posted by: hyperintelligent mutant spider-monkey geologists: researching 21st Century human cinematic DVDs at July 11, 2013 03:31 PM (EZl54)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 03:31 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Iblis at July 11, 2013 03:31 PM (9221z)
Posted by: jakeman at July 11, 2013 03:31 PM (96M6e)
Posted by: Jay at July 11, 2013 03:32 PM (ZTCDO)
I might not be able to watch SHARKNADO! (Yes, the caps are necessary)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 07:28 PM (GEICT)
Find a sports bar. Tip the bartenders/waitresses REALLY well right up front. You might have to buy a round for the bar, too, so make it a small place. By the end of the night, the grateful fellow patrons may be buying you shots in "celebration" of your sharing the wonder of Sharknado with them.
Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 03:32 PM (7vimm)
And cookie dough ice cream? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 07:31 PM (GEICT)
*ponders*
I am known for accepting bribes.
*turns off I mean on weather machine*
There you go.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at July 11, 2013 03:32 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 03:33 PM (GEICT)
If you use catheters, keep a pencil and paper handy.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2013 03:33 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Zombie Robert Shaw at July 11, 2013 03:33 PM (S+kVz)
Posted by: Slappy at July 11, 2013 03:34 PM (LTbLf)
There you go.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at July 11, 2013 07:32 PM (Gk3SS)
157 Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Satellite just went out!!!!!!!!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 07:33 PM (GEICT)
I think you hit the wrong switch empress.
Posted by: Adam at July 11, 2013 03:34 PM (Aif/5)
Posted by: bocephus at July 11, 2013 03:34 PM (3Crtn)
Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at July 11, 2013 03:34 PM (a5ljo)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 11, 2013 03:34 PM (eHIJJ)
Posted by: t at July 11, 2013 03:35 PM (ng8Ic)
and John Heard, is a hacktastic 'crossing the streams'
Posted by: General Zod at July 11, 2013 03:35 PM (Jsiw/)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 03:35 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: BuckIV at July 11, 2013 03:35 PM (gedHR)
Posted by: AlGorezeera at July 11, 2013 03:35 PM (m0le6)
Jebus. Ace got a linky from The Blaze. They were rated 4th in the last Alexis rating of conservative sites.
Posted by: RushBabe at July 11, 2013 03:35 PM (qkZxk)
Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2013 03:36 PM (sdi6R)
Anime girls more life like than Tara Reid today.
Posted by: epobirs at July 11, 2013 03:36 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: The Canyon Club at July 11, 2013 03:36 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: imp at July 11, 2013 03:36 PM (L9AnB)
Posted by: Adam at July 11, 2013 07:34 PM (Aif/5)
*shifty eyes*
Wrong. Yes. The wrong one.
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at July 11, 2013 03:36 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2013 03:37 PM (V1ZIU)
Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at July 11, 2013 03:37 PM (a5ljo)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 11, 2013 03:37 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: SpongeBob ReaverSaget at July 11, 2013 03:37 PM (kxSZr)
1) Hurricane
2) Howitzers
3) Howitzercane
4) Tara Reid
A Cat 5 hurricane has swept up thousands of artillery pieces in its winds and is indescriminately raining down 155mm HE ordnance all over the Florida Panhandle. A dashing artillery officer (Ian Zeiring) and a plucky EOD tech (Tara Reid) team up to stop the mayhem, enjoying forbidden officer/enlisted romance along the way.
Howitzercane.
Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at July 11, 2013 03:37 PM (KSjsb)
Posted by: Zombie Robert Shaw at July 11, 2013 03:38 PM (S+kVz)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 11, 2013 03:38 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 03:38 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: logprof at July 11, 2013 03:38 PM (3VBXw)
Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 11, 2013 03:38 PM (2/T/u)
Posted by: imp at July 11, 2013 03:39 PM (L9AnB)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 03:39 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 11, 2013 03:39 PM (CA2NO)
Tara Reid just means I'll be fapping.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 07:13 PM (GEICT)
I'd actually have more respect for you if you wrote Ian Ziering instead of Tara Reid in your post.
Posted by: Slappy at July 11, 2013 03:39 PM (LTbLf)
Posted by: Miss Cleo at July 11, 2013 03:39 PM (hemD9)
Posted by: jakeman at July 11, 2013 03:39 PM (96M6e)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 11, 2013 03:40 PM (jjvz+)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 11, 2013 03:40 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: imp at July 11, 2013 03:40 PM (L9AnB)
Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at July 11, 2013 03:40 PM (a5ljo)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 11, 2013 03:41 PM (YB9q+)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 11, 2013 03:41 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: mugiwara at July 11, 2013 03:41 PM (hpYnL)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 03:42 PM (GEICT)
Shark bait.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2013 03:42 PM (lVPtV)
1) Tsunami
2) Furries
3) Furnami
4) Leonidas and Ronda Rousey
A giant tsunami hits the west coast during a San Francisco fursuit convention, washing thousands of furries inland. It's up to the king of Sparta (Leonidas) and a pretty MMA fighter (Ronda Rousey) to save the locals from their deviant bestial perversions and kick their asses all the way back to where they came from. Or kill them with fire. Yiff in hell, furfags.
Furnami.
Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at July 11, 2013 03:42 PM (KSjsb)
Posted by: Zombie Robert Shaw at July 11, 2013 03:42 PM (S+kVz)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 03:43 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at July 11, 2013 03:43 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Shark Just Payin' the Bills at July 11, 2013 03:43 PM (EYD4f)
1) Volcano
2) Giant squid
3) Squidcano
4) Hentai tentacle-rape pr0nz and bukkake metaphors.
On Japan's northernmost island Hokkaido, a long-dormant volcanoe awakens and sprouts tentacles, violating the orifices of the locals and ejaculating bukkake-lava all over the island's metaphorical face. Nobody even tries to stop it, because it's fucking awesome.
Squidcano.
Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at July 11, 2013 03:43 PM (KSjsb)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 11, 2013 03:43 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 03:43 PM (GEICT)
And then you had everyone else's.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at July 11, 2013 03:44 PM (Gk3SS)
Here's another prediction: by 8:30 the post will have 1100 comments and thus be unwieldy
Attn: Please, PLEASE put up a new post when comments reach critical mass, i.e. approx 500 ct.
Posted by: soothsayer at July 11, 2013 03:44 PM (KeJAW)
Shark bait.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2013 07:42 PM (lVPtV)
Awww...this little bunny rabbit moved into the front bush outside my kitchen window. Hung out all weekend and has been back every morning. So cute.
Dinner.
Posted by: NC Ref at July 11, 2013 03:44 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 07:42 PM (GEICT)
This is also a big factor in keeping Lindsay Lohan on the hittable list.
Posted by: mugiwara at July 11, 2013 03:45 PM (hpYnL)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 03:45 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Astronaut Achmed at July 11, 2013 03:45 PM (Kiz9M)
Them's good eatin'. As long as they don't have CWD, that is. Put out some seed corn for the little darlin', and in a year or two, you'll have supper. You'll also have no shrubs in the yard either, so there's that, too.
Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 03:45 PM (7vimm)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at July 11, 2013 03:45 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: imp at July 11, 2013 03:45 PM (L9AnB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2013 03:45 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: deanna at July 11, 2013 03:45 PM (XqpCx)
(Sorry, I just can't seem to stop myself!)
Posted by: kathysaysso at July 11, 2013 03:46 PM (6H6o8)
Posted by: Iblis at July 11, 2013 03:46 PM (9221z)
Posted by: Miss Cleo at July 11, 2013 03:46 PM (hemD9)
Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2013 03:46 PM (8lmkt)
That pun smelts funny.
You should scale back on the fish humor.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 11, 2013 03:46 PM (45N4D)
And yet still maintained.
A True Moron. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 07:45 PM (GEICT)
The bushes would like to be heard on this matter.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at July 11, 2013 03:46 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Dave S. at July 11, 2013 03:47 PM (UvR6d)
Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 03:47 PM (7vimm)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 03:48 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: krakatoa at July 11, 2013 03:48 PM (mptlS)
Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2013 03:48 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2013 03:48 PM (V1ZIU)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 03:49 PM (GEICT)
this thread is extremely discriminatory . . . some peoples don't have cable/satellite teevee and this is just so muthafuckin' insensitive. if I were in florida, I'd already be seeking legal counsel.
Someone upthread had a link to a livestream of the awesomeness that will soon be SHARKNADO!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 11, 2013 03:49 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 03:49 PM (7vimm)
I'm pretty pissed but there is so much to be alternately pissed off or terrified about these days, it all just blends into a ball of seething sitting in my gut.
When do you suppose any of the fools on the County Board of supervisors last did their own grocery shopping? I heard one of them on the radio going on and on about bags killing sea life. So make the littering laws tougher. Actually address the problem rather than penalizing everybody, offender and non-offender alike.
Posted by: epobirs at July 11, 2013 03:49 PM (kcfmt)
Giant squid are terrifying creatures. They have those tentacles and sharp beaks.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2013 03:49 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: Iblis at July 11, 2013 03:50 PM (9221z)
Posted by: kathysaysso at July 11, 2013 03:50 PM (6H6o8)
BRB!!!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 07:49 PM (GEICT)
Jeez, didn't you start a couple of hours ago? Not judging or anything (or scolding). Party on!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2013 03:50 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at July 11, 2013 03:51 PM (9+ccr)
Posted by: toby928© Person of Pallor at July 11, 2013 03:51 PM (QupBk)
Giant squid are terrifying creatures. They have those tentacles and sharp beaks.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2013 07:49 PM (lVPtV)
That would be awesome.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at July 11, 2013 03:51 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 11, 2013 03:51 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 03:51 PM (GEICT)
The NoVaMoMee was the first alcohol I'd had since a friend's wedding in 2007! And well worth the wait. ^_^
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 11, 2013 03:52 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at July 11, 2013 03:52 PM (9+ccr)
Aw, who am I kidding?
(pours two fingers of Captain Morgan for everyone in the thread, considers for a moment, pours two more fingers for threadjackers and trolls, spikes those with LSD, pushes them all out)
Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 03:53 PM (7vimm)
Why you making fun of people who own or sell Fringe DVD sets?
Posted by: T at July 11, 2013 03:53 PM (Vgw1E)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 11, 2013 03:53 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at July 11, 2013 07:52 PM (9+ccr)
us, either, it's just mean and unseemly.
Posted by: teh manatees at July 11, 2013 03:53 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 11, 2013 03:54 PM (0HooB)
Sharknado and you're giving the trolls the good stuff!?
Posted by: Adam at July 11, 2013 03:54 PM (Aif/5)
Jet-propelled, yes . . .
Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 03:54 PM (7vimm)
Posted by: George Orwell half in the bag at July 11, 2013 03:55 PM (IZTTb)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2013 03:55 PM (TGA2G)
267 Will this film be sophisticated enough to show the sharks' perspectives sympathetically and in cursive?
In Sharknado 3, it will turn out that the sharks are aliens.
Posted by: Anachronda is not bitter about Highlander or anything at July 11, 2013 03:55 PM (NmR1a)
Right? Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 11, 2013 07:54 PM (0HooB)
I have to go to work tomorrow.
That's not exactly the same thing.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at July 11, 2013 03:55 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Adam at July 11, 2013 07:54 PM (Aif/5)
Figured the hallucinogen would make them more entertaining than usual. Morons don't need the help.
Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 03:55 PM (7vimm)
Posted by: El Kabong at July 11, 2013 03:55 PM (+CW2k)
Posted by: Iblis at July 11, 2013 03:55 PM (9221z)
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2013 03:55 PM (0ejMf)
Posted by: 13times at July 11, 2013 03:55 PM (fGPLK)
Soon.
Posted by: The Kraken at July 11, 2013 03:55 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 11, 2013 03:56 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 03:56 PM (GEICT)
I had some really great pork BBQ; now I'm having some great beer and watching the sunset. I love Ramadan.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking heavily at July 11, 2013 03:56 PM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 11, 2013 03:56 PM (jjvz+)
Posted by: toby928© Nit Picker at July 11, 2013 03:56 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: logprof at July 11, 2013 07:56 PM (3VBXw)
assuming you have already surrendered your mancard???
Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2013 03:56 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2013 03:57 PM (TGA2G)
Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at July 11, 2013 03:57 PM (wR+pz)
Are rays and skates properly included in a Sharknado?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2013 07:53 PM (8ZskC)
--Same class, different subclass. Chondrychthes.
Posted by: logprof at July 11, 2013 03:57 PM (3VBXw)
Posted by: Krill Liberation Front at July 11, 2013 03:58 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Mallfly at July 11, 2013 03:58 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: Miss Cleo at July 11, 2013 03:58 PM (hemD9)
Posted by: librarygoat at July 11, 2013 03:59 PM (nfYez)
Posted by: Iblis at July 11, 2013 03:59 PM (9221z)
Posted by: kathysaysso at July 11, 2013 03:59 PM (6H6o8)
213 LA has banned plastic bags.
Cause that's gonna help the poor to force them to buy a disease infested reusable bag.
Meh. They gots free health care soon.
Posted by: Anachronda at July 11, 2013 03:59 PM (NmR1a)
Posted by: Zombie Robert Shaw at July 11, 2013 03:59 PM (S+kVz)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 11, 2013 03:59 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at July 11, 2013 03:59 PM (wR+pz)
For the taxonomists out there:
Are rays and skates properly included in a Sharknado?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2013 07:53 PM (8ZskC)
--Same class, different subclass. Chondrychthes.
Flying Stingrays?
Krikey!
Posted by: Zombie Steve Irwin at July 11, 2013 03:59 PM (0ejMf)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 11, 2013 04:00 PM (CA2NO)
I see Paris Hilton and any Kardashian as the victim/heroine/whatever.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2013 04:00 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: logprof at July 11, 2013 07:56 PM (3VBXw)
assuming you have already surrendered your mancard???
Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2013 07:56 PM (8lmkt)
--In heavy-tax MB, it's the most efficient way to deliver alcohol to my person.
Posted by: logprof at July 11, 2013 04:00 PM (3VBXw)
They're unseen and everywhere. In the shadows. In your purse. In slippers. Under the covers! But gale force winds intrude and produce...
Torantula -- The Creepening!
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 11, 2013 04:00 PM (eHIJJ)
Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 11, 2013 04:00 PM (Adm3q)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 04:01 PM (GEICT)
Giant squid are terrifying creatures. They have those tentacles and sharp beaks.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2013 07:49 PM (lVPtV)
Tell me about it.
Posted by: Zombie HP Lovecraft at July 11, 2013 04:01 PM (KSjsb)
Posted by: thunderb at July 11, 2013 04:01 PM (0ElpE)
Posted by: General Zod at July 11, 2013 04:01 PM (Jsiw/)
Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at July 11, 2013 04:01 PM (a5ljo)
Posted by: The Hobo Wears Prada (My other car is JennaMarbles) at July 11, 2013 04:01 PM (jopHG)
Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at July 11, 2013 04:01 PM (8JJ6O)
Posted by: 13times at July 11, 2013 04:02 PM (fGPLK)
Posted by: Hank Johnson at July 11, 2013 04:02 PM (Lq5WC)
Spiders are naturally attracted to Cranberry Juice.
Posted by: wheatie at July 11, 2013 04:03 PM (oBreQ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2013 04:03 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at July 11, 2013 04:03 PM (a5ljo)
One of the lawyers says: "Why aren't they eating us?"
And lawyer two says: "Professional Courtesy."
Posted by: [/i] [/s] [/u] [/b] . An Observation at July 11, 2013 04:03 PM (ylhEn)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 04:03 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Shark Cracka! at July 11, 2013 04:04 PM (cjFRv)
Posted by: librarygoat at July 11, 2013 04:04 PM (nfYez)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 11, 2013 04:04 PM (jjvz+)
Posted by: Hank Johnson at July 11, 2013 04:04 PM (Lq5WC)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at July 11, 2013 04:04 PM (0q2P7)
I could kill them all if I could teach them to play Simon Says.
Simon Says: Stop swimming.
Gurgle.
Posted by: Meremortal at July 11, 2013 04:05 PM (jTKU5)
Posted by: Miss Cleo at July 11, 2013 04:05 PM (hemD9)
Posted by: logprof at July 11, 2013 04:06 PM (3VBXw)
Posted by: mugiwara at July 11, 2013 04:06 PM (hpYnL)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 11, 2013 04:06 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Lining up to Watch Sharknado for 5 days at July 11, 2013 04:06 PM (Kiz9M)
Posted by: The Mega Independent at July 11, 2013 04:06 PM (Lq5WC)
Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at July 11, 2013 04:07 PM (a5ljo)
I hope I'm not the first to predict Chevy Chase as the Land Shark?
You're not. I won't brag...
Crap, I may have to get more Guinness soon.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 11, 2013 04:07 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Mallfly at July 11, 2013 04:08 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 11, 2013 04:09 PM (jjvz+)
Posted by: The Mega Independent at July 11, 2013 04:09 PM (Lq5WC)
Yes. So, soon, you can go to the grocery store and buy 47 items which are wrapped in plastic, but you cannot put them in a plastic bag to carry them to your home. It's LA-level genius. Also known a weapons-grade stupidity.
Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2013 04:09 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 11, 2013 04:09 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: Astronaut Achmed at July 11, 2013 07:45 PM (Kiz9M)
Drink every time Tara Reid looks confused.
----------------
Drunk by first commercial
Posted by: Astronaut Achmed at July 11, 2013 04:09 PM (Kiz9M)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 04:09 PM (GEICT)
I hope somebody is contacting the producer or director to do a blog post with the inside info on "The Making of Sharknado".
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2013 04:10 PM (/tUlE)
Prediction: Not a single one of my comments will make it into the live thread.
I thought I was the only one who held that honor...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 11, 2013 04:10 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2013 04:11 PM (V1ZIU)
Posted by: The Mega Independent at July 11, 2013 04:11 PM (Lq5WC)
Posted by: kathysaysso at July 11, 2013 04:11 PM (6H6o8)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 11, 2013 04:11 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: General Zod at July 11, 2013 04:12 PM (Jsiw/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2013 04:12 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: wooga at July 11, 2013 04:12 PM (53xMt)
Posted by: SarahWsince2004 at July 11, 2013 04:13 PM (LYwCh)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 11, 2013 04:13 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 04:13 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Jay at July 11, 2013 04:14 PM (ZTCDO)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 04:14 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 11, 2013 04:14 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 11, 2013 04:14 PM (jjvz+)
Hey, that's the name of my new screenplay that mixes Fifty Shades of Grey with Twilight!!!
Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 11, 2013 04:14 PM (Adm3q)
Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at July 11, 2013 04:14 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: thunderb at July 11, 2013 04:14 PM (0ElpE)
Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 04:14 PM (K+I6z)
We've been linked on Twitchy.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 08:09 PM (GEICT)
Stop drinking, you Scold! 
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2013 04:15 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: toby928© retweets at July 11, 2013 04:15 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 11, 2013 04:15 PM (CA2NO)
1)Now is no time to get lost in a bottle.
2)You should be tightening up your situation and tying up loose ends - not watching the rube tube.
3)Load mags and check your gear and supplies.
4) There is no crying in riotball.
O.K. I'm done. Do what you will.
Posted by: Rowdy Higlander Rabble at July 11, 2013 04:15 PM (ZV94/)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac #sharknado at July 11, 2013 04:15 PM (BXLPR)
Posted by: George Orwell half in the bag at July 11, 2013 07:10 PM (IZTTb)
****
thinking the same thing. reading the liveblog will have to suffice.
Posted by: rich@gmu at July 11, 2013 04:15 PM (ga+7c)
man has made a mess of the environment... the sea creatures are coming together for vengeance...and just when you thought the environment couldn't get any stickier... Bukkakecane!!! (Featuring Michael Moore as the leader of the sperm whales. You'll recognize him because he'll have a double meat hoagie in his blow hole)
Posted by: Mallfly at July 11, 2013 04:15 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 04:16 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: The Mega Independent at July 11, 2013 04:16 PM (Lq5WC)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 11, 2013 04:16 PM (jjvz+)
Posted by: toby928© retweets at July 11, 2013 04:16 PM (QupBk)
Twilight drinking game. Do a shot for every letter in the opening credits so you're dead before the movie starts.
Posted by: Adam at July 11, 2013 04:16 PM (Aif/5)
Posted by: somebody else, not me at July 11, 2013 04:16 PM (29vnO)
Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at July 11, 2013 04:16 PM (wR+pz)
Little did the Wehrmacht know that Stalin had his Volunteer People's Revolutionary Shark Battalion on the move . . .
Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 04:16 PM (7vimm)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 11, 2013 04:16 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 04:17 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: 13times at July 11, 2013 04:17 PM (fGPLK)
Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at July 11, 2013 04:17 PM (/B8eZ)
At some point, someone says, "Just like in Mexico when it rained frogs that time."
***
lol. G-d cursed the Egyptians with frogs and Hollywood double downs with sharks. Armageddon is near.
Posted by: rich@gmu at July 11, 2013 04:17 PM (ga+7c)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 11, 2013 04:17 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 11, 2013 04:18 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 11, 2013 04:18 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 11, 2013 04:18 PM (CA2NO)
I'll be honest, the Sharknado will have to be top notch to top this. The "I wish I was dead" scene is already the second greatest scene in movie history, besides the "I'm really wired" scene from the immortal "Shark Attack 3: Megalodon"
Posted by: The Q at July 11, 2013 04:18 PM (XQzGn)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at July 11, 2013 04:18 PM (qvify)
Posted by: thunderb at July 11, 2013 04:19 PM (0ElpE)
Posted by: Mallfly at July 11, 2013 04:19 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: somebody else, not me at July 11, 2013 08:16 PM (29vnO)
With the sound off, it's not too bad.
Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 04:19 PM (7vimm)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 11, 2013 04:19 PM (CA2NO)
398...The sad thing, this movie is probably the most original thing to come out of Hollywood this year.
Most of these SyFy movies are made in Canada.
So...good chance this one is too.
Posted by: wheatie at July 11, 2013 04:19 PM (oBreQ)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 11, 2013 04:19 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: The Hobo Wears Prada (My other car is JennaMarbles) at July 11, 2013 04:20 PM (jopHG)
. Posted by: Thrawn at July 11, 2013 04:20 PM (KiyII)
Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2013 04:20 PM (fsLdt)
The only ones arguably as useless as him were the Wonder Twins. "Shape of a block of ice, form of a pigeon." Dumbasses. How about you do something like "shape of a blizzard, form of a pterodactyl." That could have caused more problems for the bad guys. Instead, Superman or Batman had to always rescue them.
Posted by: Slappy at July 11, 2013 04:20 PM (LTbLf)
We allow virgins in here after 5 p.m.? When did that start?
Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 04:20 PM (7vimm)
Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2013 04:20 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 04:20 PM (K+I6z)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 11, 2013 04:20 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 11, 2013 04:20 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 11, 2013 04:21 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at July 11, 2013 04:21 PM (/B8eZ)
Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2013 04:21 PM (fsLdt)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 11, 2013 04:21 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 11, 2013 04:22 PM (Adm3q)
Posted by: Mallfly at July 11, 2013 04:22 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: George Orwell half in the bag at July 11, 2013 04:22 PM (IZTTb)
Posted by: thunderb at July 11, 2013 04:22 PM (0ElpE)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2013 04:22 PM (wqcCk)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 11, 2013 04:22 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2013 08:13 PM (8lmkt)
Why yes, Mike Wallace said this to me all the time. Even though I retorted that it wasn't physically possible.
Posted by: Dan Rather at July 11, 2013 04:22 PM (Pr6hk)
Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 08:14 PM (K+I6z)
oh, that sounds so good, but I'm all beered out here, just ordered a pizza. how you doin?
Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2013 04:23 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 04:23 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Mallfly at July 11, 2013 04:23 PM (bJm7W)
Yep...I'm one of those who's watching 'Super Shark' on SyFy, right now.
"It's a shark that can walk on land!...And it's as big as a whale!"
Posted by: wheatie at July 11, 2013 04:23 PM (oBreQ)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 11, 2013 08:22 PM (wR+pz)
jwest is feeling left out.
Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at July 11, 2013 04:23 PM (/B8eZ)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 11, 2013 04:23 PM (jjvz+)
Posted by: Y-not at July 11, 2013 04:24 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 04:24 PM (7vimm)
Posted by: imp at July 11, 2013 04:24 PM (L9AnB)
Posted by: Mallfly at July 11, 2013 04:24 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 11, 2013 04:24 PM (2/T/u)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 11, 2013 04:24 PM (wR+pz)
Crap. What do canucks know about sharks?
Expect authenticity to be questionable.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2013 04:24 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 11, 2013 04:24 PM (MBqvE)
Posted by: Mayday at July 11, 2013 04:24 PM (eHc+1)
Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 11, 2013 04:24 PM (2/T/u)
Posted by: The Hobo Wears Prada (My other car is JennaMarbles) at July 11, 2013 04:25 PM (jopHG)
How about Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 11, 2013 04:25 PM (OgQih)
Come clean. We all know why you hate Aquaman.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2013 04:25 PM (8ZskC)
Yeah, it's kind of weird.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 08:23 PM (GEICT)
I denounce myself.
Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at July 11, 2013 04:25 PM (/B8eZ)
Posted by: George Orwell half in the bag at July 11, 2013 04:25 PM (IZTTb)
Rule 2. BCochran is a perv but he loves his wife, so leave him alone about pron.
Rule 3. Peaches is a nasty drunk so be nice to her
Rule 4. Don't say anything to AmishDude about lawyers.
Rule 5. Be as crude and profane as you want and prepare to be mocked.
Posted by: Adam at July 11, 2013 04:25 PM (Aif/5)
Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 04:25 PM (K+I6z)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 11, 2013 08:18 PM (wR+pz)
"If you don't know what a reference is, google it. There is no possible way this will go awry or cause you irreparable psychological harm."
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at July 11, 2013 04:25 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 11, 2013 04:26 PM (jjvz+)
You know those sudden spurts of acceleration when he swims...?
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at July 11, 2013 04:26 PM (qvify)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 04:26 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 11, 2013 04:26 PM (2/T/u)
Posted by: Zombie Robert Shaw at July 11, 2013 04:26 PM (S+kVz)
Posted by: swneaky little five-eyes at July 11, 2013 04:26 PM (SwHqo)
Posted by: Waterhouse at July 11, 2013 04:26 PM (/pZtp)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2013 04:26 PM (wqcCk)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 11, 2013 04:27 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 04:27 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: toby928© retweets at July 11, 2013 04:27 PM (QupBk)
Prediction: all the sharks attacking Terra Reid will use a splash directed at her white blouse as their primary weapon.
Posted by: [/i] [/s] [/u] [/b] . An Observation at July 11, 2013 04:27 PM (ylhEn)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 11, 2013 04:27 PM (jjvz+)
Awesomeness abounds.
Posted by: Cranky J Anne at July 11, 2013 04:28 PM (BnR4I)
So far Super Shark is winning.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at July 11, 2013 04:28 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: toby928© retweets at July 11, 2013 04:28 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2013 04:28 PM (wqcCk)
Posted by: Vendette at July 11, 2013 04:29 PM (K+I6z)
Dana Loesch tweeted about the Live Blog and Instapundit retweeted it.
Might get busy arond here.
What could go wrong?
>>"If you don't know what a reference is, google it. There is no possible way this will go awry or cause you irreparable psychological harm."
Oh.
Posted by: Mama AJ at July 11, 2013 04:29 PM (SUKHu)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 11, 2013 04:29 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 11, 2013 04:29 PM (jjvz+)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2013 04:29 PM (+98Gb)
The greatest romantic dialogue in movie history, from "Shark Attack 3: Megalodon"
EXTREMELY NSFW
youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8
Posted by: The Q at July 11, 2013 04:29 PM (XQzGn)
Posted by: Mallfly at July 11, 2013 04:29 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at July 11, 2013 04:30 PM (a5ljo)
--
You left off the most important rule of all.
Rule A. If you don't know what it means, for God's sake do not look it up on urbandictionary.
Trust us, most of us learned this the hard way and still bear the scars. Consider yourself forewarned.
Posted by: Mayday at July 11, 2013 04:30 PM (eHc+1)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at July 11, 2013 04:30 PM (BXLPR)
http://binged.it/12HMrnG
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 11, 2013 08:23 PM (jjvz+)
LMAO! I hadn't seen that clip or episode before. The only thing worse than Aquaman was when they started bringing on second- and third-tier superheroes on "Super Friends." Like Apache Chief, The Flash, and El Dorado. They all had only one superpower, and it was often useless.
Posted by: Slappy at July 11, 2013 04:30 PM (LTbLf)
>>Rule 7. You will be told to GFY. Roll with it.
Rule 7.5: You will be told to GFY while rolling (in the barrel).
Posted by: Mama AJ at July 11, 2013 04:31 PM (SUKHu)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2013 04:31 PM (wqcCk)
Posted by: cashpipe at July 11, 2013 04:31 PM (RJ9KU)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 11, 2013 04:31 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 04:31 PM (GEICT)
Haven't had a gin and tonic in about a decade but decided Sharknado was a celebration.*
*it was all that was in the house.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2013 04:31 PM (/tUlE)
Posted by: CDR M at July 11, 2013 04:31 PM (dKV5k)
Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula_51 at July 11, 2013 04:31 PM (Vgn84)
Posted by: Chris Farley at July 11, 2013 04:31 PM (eHIJJ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2013 04:31 PM (+98Gb)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 11, 2013 04:32 PM (jjvz+)
EXTREMELY NSFW
youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8
Posted by: The Q at July 11, 2013 08:29 PM (XQzGn)
Dafuq?!
Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at July 11, 2013 04:32 PM (/B8eZ)
Posted by: toby928© retweets at July 11, 2013 04:32 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula_51 at July 11, 2013 04:33 PM (Vgn84)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 11, 2013 04:33 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 56% more DOOM! at July 11, 2013 04:33 PM (BVuxk)
Posted by: Shark Cracka! at July 11, 2013 04:33 PM (cjFRv)
Posted by: George Orwell half in the bag at July 11, 2013 04:33 PM (IZTTb)
Obsidian Owl,
No. I know a guy who got GFY onto his license plate by explaining to the nice lady at the DMV that that was what it stood for. (true story.)
Posted by: Dr Alice at July 11, 2013 04:33 PM (tRcjU)
Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at July 11, 2013 04:33 PM (8JJ6O)
Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 04:33 PM (7vimm)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 11, 2013 04:34 PM (wR+pz)
well, aren't you just so fuckin' special and precious? never seen you before, but I kinda hope your dick falls off, just because you are so fuckin' full of yourself.
have a nice day!
Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2013 04:34 PM (8lmkt)
do they have basements in LA? earthquakes and all that...
waterhouse-
was trying to figure out who the chick in the bikini top (in the trailer was) from the cast list. didn't look at the production data.
Posted by: rich@gmu at July 11, 2013 04:34 PM (ga+7c)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 11, 2013 04:34 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Adam at July 11, 2013 04:34 PM (Aif/5)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 11, 2013 04:34 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: 13times at July 11, 2013 04:35 PM (fGPLK)
Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula_51 at July 11, 2013 04:35 PM (Vgn84)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 11, 2013 04:35 PM (CA2NO)
Dafuq?!
Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at July 11, 2013 08:32 PM (/B8eZ)
I'm assuming that's the cunt clip which Captain Jack completely ad libbed.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
It flies! That's bad.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at July 11, 2013 04:35 PM (Gk3SS)
@Tammy sans Thor,
From the last thread re: my roses, that's only one of them! The other survived too, amazingly and it has like 5 blooms.
If they can make it through the winter I'll be golden.
Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at July 11, 2013 04:35 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: rich@gmu at July 11, 2013 04:35 PM (ga+7c)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2013 04:36 PM (wqcCk)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at July 11, 2013 04:36 PM (BXLPR)
Posted by: Timwi at July 11, 2013 04:36 PM (pdhxN)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 04:36 PM (GEICT)
And the bartender says, "We don't serve suckers here. Your buddy has to leave."
Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 11, 2013 04:36 PM (Adm3q)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 11, 2013 04:36 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 11, 2013 04:36 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 11, 2013 04:37 PM (jjvz+)
Posted by: Waterhouse at July 11, 2013 04:37 PM (/pZtp)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 04:37 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 11, 2013 04:37 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Adam at July 11, 2013 04:37 PM (Aif/5)
Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula_51 at July 11, 2013 04:37 PM (Vgn84)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at July 11, 2013 04:38 PM (qvify)
Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at July 11, 2013 04:38 PM (a5ljo)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2013 04:38 PM (wqcCk)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 11, 2013 04:39 PM (jjvz+)
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2013 04:39 PM (rxlMG)
Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula_51 at July 11, 2013 04:39 PM (Vgn84)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 11, 2013 04:40 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at July 11, 2013 08:38 PM (a5ljo)
I'm listening to Ella Sing that right now.
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2013 04:40 PM (rxlMG)
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2013 08:34 PM (rxlMG)
****
a 6 pack of newcastle. no way Haselhoff makes an uncredited appearence. Now Traci Bingham on the other hand...
prop bet: an uncredited appearence by Baywatch star on the beach in lifeguard gear...
bonus bet: being eaten by a shark.;
Posted by: rich@gmu at July 11, 2013 04:40 PM (ga+7c)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2013 04:41 PM (V1ZIU)
Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at July 11, 2013 04:41 PM (a5ljo)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2013 04:41 PM (wqcCk)
Posted by: MacGruber at July 11, 2013 04:41 PM (sBxip)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 11, 2013 04:41 PM (wR+pz)
These here brownies were baked for the tour, but tonight one has been eaten in anticipation of a different form of marine life inspired entertainment.
Posted by: mugiwara at July 11, 2013 04:41 PM (hpYnL)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2013 04:41 PM (lVPtV)
Iowahawk will be liveblogging with Ace tonight!
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 11, 2013 08:39 PM (jjvz+)
****
I'm getting dizzy. Can this get anymore epic?
Posted by: rich@gmu at July 11, 2013 04:42 PM (ga+7c)
Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 04:42 PM (7vimm)
Posted by: Moron #42-A56G at July 11, 2013 04:42 PM (Pr6hk)
Posted by: Armando at July 11, 2013 04:42 PM (IDypm)
Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula_51 at July 11, 2013 04:42 PM (Vgn84)
Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at July 11, 2013 04:42 PM (a5ljo)
Some convoluted reference to frickin' lasers on their heads?
Posted by: Methos at July 11, 2013 04:43 PM (hO9ad)
of course . . . apparently there's a whole new comportment manual here . . . i didn't get a copy either. wouldn't have read it if i had. {spits}
Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2013 04:43 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: JealousZombieCrocodileHunter at July 11, 2013 04:43 PM (JuekB)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 11, 2013 04:44 PM (MBqvE)
>> Gotta go with Bobby Darin.
I was already listening to Ella in Berlin. It was on as I read your comment.
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2013 04:44 PM (rxlMG)
Posted by: Jay at July 11, 2013 04:45 PM (buQ1g)
Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2013 04:45 PM (7vimm)
Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 11, 2013 04:45 PM (Adm3q)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 11, 2013 04:45 PM (MBqvE)
Posted by: Jay at July 11, 2013 08:45 PM (buQ1g)
You definitely have your priorities straight, my friend.
Posted by: Slappy at July 11, 2013 04:46 PM (LTbLf)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2013 04:46 PM (wqcCk)
Posted by: Jay at July 11, 2013 08:45 PM (buQ1g)
stay turgid, my friend, and welcome!
Posted by: Peaches at July 11, 2013 04:47 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2013 04:47 PM (wqcCk)
Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 11, 2013 04:49 PM (Adm3q)
Posted by: The Hobo Wears Prada (My other car is JennaMarbles) at July 11, 2013 04:50 PM (jopHG)
Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at July 11, 2013 04:50 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 11, 2013 04:51 PM (Adm3q)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 11, 2013 04:51 PM (qbVkk)
Posted by: jakeman at July 11, 2013 04:52 PM (96M6e)
Posted by: The Hobo Wears Prada (My other car is JennaMarbles) at July 11, 2013 04:53 PM (jopHG)
Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula_51 at July 11, 2013 04:53 PM (Vgn84)
Posted by: Iblis at July 11, 2013 04:54 PM (9221z)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 11, 2013 04:54 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: JealousZombieCrocodileHunter at July 11, 2013 04:55 PM (JuekB)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 11, 2013 04:59 PM (qbVkk)
"Super Shark", starring John Schneider/Bo Duke, lately gathering dust in the where are they now?-file alongside Tara Reid and Ian Zeiring.
Plot: "A monstrous bullet-proof shark that can walk on land menaces a beach community."
What a lead-in to teh Sharknado. Ratings Gold.
Posted by: miked at July 11, 2013 05:04 PM (iZiIb)
Posted by: Melodicmetal at July 11, 2013 05:20 PM (0m6BZ)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at July 11, 2013 05:45 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: SnakeFarm at July 11, 2013 06:07 PM (/KeTB)
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Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 11, 2013 03:05 PM (0HooB)