July 17, 2013

Sharpton/Jeantel Thread
— Ace

I don't expect it to be a long interview. Here's the pre-match tale of the tape.

Oh, Rite Aid has now announced it's boycotting the Rolling Stone Jahar issue.

Wow, once one of these drug stores gets on board the rest follow suit, eh?

And now: K-Mart.

I kind of can't believe people were going to Rite Aid, CVS, and K-Mart and buying Rolling Stone. Is the magazine that prominent? I'd think you'd have to go to a magazine store or a guitar shop or something.

I wonder how many of these awful magazines it sells.

Oh: And Angela Corey is a monster.

More: Via @rdbrewer4, a parody of the Rolling Stone cover.

Posted by: Ace at 02:00 PM | Comments (483)
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1 Teh stoopid!  It burns us!

Posted by: cool arrow at July 17, 2013 02:01 PM (WMsq+)

2 Raycist we much

Posted by: phreshone at July 17, 2013 02:01 PM (Pr6hk)

3 Do we have Barbara Billingsley available? (auto-denounce)

Posted by: AmishDude at July 17, 2013 02:02 PM (xSegX)

4 Speaking the stoopid.  PayPal accidentally credits a man's account with 94 quadrillion dollars.  Its a snafu but he feels generous.  So he donated $30 to Democrats...
http://tinyurl.com/kwa4jxr

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 17, 2013 02:03 PM (xywpL)

5 MSNBC Tonight: A train derailment into the scene of a bus accident, and also, there was a circus on the train and now there's elephant poop everywhere. Update: Chris Matthews is wrapping up. Once they clear the studio of gin, vomit, and Howard Finemann, we'll be ready for the main event, the Raucous in Seacaucus. That's some funny shit right there

Posted by: Sid Vicious at July 17, 2013 02:03 PM (xiq95)

6
I am also boycotting Rolling Stone.

Posted by: The corner drug dealer at July 17, 2013 02:03 PM (4+FWp)

7 Good for Rite Aid, they are my drugstore.

Posted by: Vic at July 17, 2013 02:03 PM (lZvxr)

8 It seems the Rollinkh Tstone boycott has spread. Fortunately drug stores have plenty of cream to prevent that.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 17, 2013 02:04 PM (xSegX)

9 Should we *drink* every time "Rev." Al says "axe" or "dat?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2013 02:04 PM (lVPtV)

10 A big enough rolling stone couldn't hit the studio

Posted by: Dreamy McJihad at July 17, 2013 02:04 PM (Pr6hk)

11 Train-bus collision.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOd8_wJDO9s

Posted by: huerfano at July 17, 2013 02:04 PM (bAGA/)

12 Good; I hope every drugstore boycotts the magazine. It's too much to hope for that Supermarkets would jpin in. "Tiger Beat for Terrorists" is too much and i shudder to thank that Bomber boys finds out about the magazine cover and relishes his fame.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2013 02:05 PM (SSj/B)

13 Never too early to go OT. From NPR: "Young People Push Back Against Gender Categories" Joy Ladin is a transwoman, a male to female transgender person, who has written a memoir, "Through the Door of Life, a Jewish Journey Between Genders." I'm an old fashioned transsexual, she says. In other words, it was fairly simple, she felt like a woman, wanted to be a woman but she was in a man's body. We're through the looking glass when we have "old-fashioned" gender-benders, and kosher to boot. Enjoy! http://n.pr/1bpBIqk

Posted by: George Orwell crosseyed and painless at July 17, 2013 02:05 PM (mCNwt)

14 Do you miss me yet?

Posted by: Keith Olbermann at July 17, 2013 02:05 PM (Pr6hk)

15

 Should we *drink* every time "Rev." Al says "axe" or "dat?"

 

 

Yesh.  Yesh we shud.

Posted by: Liberty Lover at July 17, 2013 02:05 PM (2DgBs)

16 "Dat" *drink!*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2013 02:06 PM (lVPtV)

17 Lemme know when 7-11 joins in the fun. I bet that is where %50 of the sales comes from.

Posted by: mrshad at July 17, 2013 02:06 PM (Xqfwb)

18 Shop smart, shop S-Mart.

Posted by: wooga at July 17, 2013 02:06 PM (myr0b)

19 Urban dictionary says ass cracker is one who engages in anal sex They are defending a "gay bashing " gone wrong

Posted by: Thunderb at July 17, 2013 02:06 PM (zOTsN)

20 I've never watched "Reverend" Sharpton's show.  Does he speak through his customary bullhorn?

Posted by: cool arrow at July 17, 2013 02:06 PM (WMsq+)

21 I just tried to go to msnbc online to see when the rev. was on anf firefox toild me
This Connection is Untrusted
Normally, when you try to connect securely,
sites will present trusted identification to prove that you are
going to the right place. However, this site's identity can't be verified.

Should I be worried?

Posted by: Teddy Kennedy at July 17, 2013 02:07 PM (XRCQB)

22 Are we allowed to watch and judge her?

Posted by: Old School People at July 17, 2013 02:07 PM (F6KtL)

23 Who's this idiot talking about Zimmerman invoking stand your ground?

Posted by: Adam at July 17, 2013 02:07 PM (Aif/5)

24 4 Speaking the stoopid. PayPal accidentally credits a man's account with 94 quadrillion dollars. Its a snafu but he feels generous. So he donated $30 to Democrats... http://tinyurl.com/kwa4jxr 
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 17, 2013 06:03 PM (xywpL)


That is generous - for a Democrat.    See, now he doesn't have any duty to "share the wealth"!   He did his part - now go donate $5 to Obama's reelection campaign.  

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 17, 2013 02:07 PM (sGtp+)

25 Should we *drink* every time "Rev." Al says "axe" or "dat?" Or, "pacifically"

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 17, 2013 02:07 PM (iXrkQ)

26 so den the guy covered you in charcoal right chile?

//$lim $hady

Wot d fuck you retarded sir...

//DeDe

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 17, 2013 02:07 PM (LRFds)

27 I am providing my own Rolling Stone Boycott.  Any issue I see is going to surreptitiously disappear under other merchandise at the store.

Posted by: flounder at July 17, 2013 02:07 PM (Kkt/i)

28 Rev. Al speaks fluent mumble.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2013 02:07 PM (lVPtV)

29 Do you miss me yet?

Posted by: Keith Olbermann

We haven't pulled the trigger yet, Spanky.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 17, 2013 02:08 PM (xvZYu)

30 Wonder how many copies of Rolling Stone will get sold in Bwoston Stwong?

Posted by: Dale Gribble at July 17, 2013 02:08 PM (u6nf+)

31 25 Sean Bannion,


hellloooo

liver failure

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 17, 2013 02:08 PM (LRFds)

32 They are defending a "gay bashing " gone wrong

Posted by: Thunderb at July 17, 2013 06:06 PM (zOTsN)

 

You mean we got racial rioting when we could have had gay rioting?  Shoot. Gay rioting is so much more fabulous!

Posted by: Liberty Lover at July 17, 2013 02:08 PM (2DgBs)

33 So this is MLK attacks Stonewall

Posted by: Thunderb at July 17, 2013 02:09 PM (zOTsN)

34 Joy Ladin is a transwoman,

This fall on NBC - Transwoman!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 17, 2013 02:09 PM (MkZzi)

35 Okay, fine, we'll stick with sports! Aaron Hernandez, why are you so dreamy?

Posted by: Rolling Stone Editorial Department at July 17, 2013 02:09 PM (MMC8r)

36 Wonder what Don Lemon thinks about Trayvon's hatred/fear of gays? 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2013 02:09 PM (lVPtV)

37 Why should neighborhood watch officers have to stay in the shadowy closet? George Zimmerman, hero of gay rights!

Posted by: George Orwell crosseyed and painless at July 17, 2013 02:09 PM (mCNwt)

38 21 I just tried to go to msnbc online to see when the rev. was on anf firefox toild me
This Connection is Untrusted
Normally, when you try to connect securely,
sites will present trusted identification to prove that you are
going to the right place. However, this site's identity can't be verified.

Should I be worried?

Posted by: Teddy Kennedy at July 17, 2013 06:07 PM (XRCQB)


Seems firefox knows something you should already.

Posted by: flounder at July 17, 2013 02:10 PM (Kkt/i)

39 Okay I tried, I'll have to watch through the comments.

Posted by: Adam at July 17, 2013 02:10 PM (Aif/5)

40 As curious as it is, the last RS mag I bought was about 6 weeks ago at a Rite Aid. It was the Dylan issue. First one I have ever bought and I am old.

Posted by: UncleZeb at July 17, 2013 02:10 PM (Nvirt)

41 >>>Gay rioting is so much more fabulous! More glitter, less broken glass.

Posted by: wooga at July 17, 2013 02:10 PM (myr0b)

42 33 ThunderB,

with Drank...


think of it as Freddie Mercury as Malcolm X

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 17, 2013 02:10 PM (LRFds)

43 This fall on NBC - Transwoman! It's a spinoff of Manimal.

Posted by: George Orwell crosseyed and painless at July 17, 2013 02:10 PM (mCNwt)

44 So far, "Rev." Al's show is all about juror bashing.

Can't wait for Neck Fat to appear.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2013 02:10 PM (lVPtV)

45

 

@ 30

i bought five copies for my mother

Posted by: Dr Hook at July 17, 2013 02:10 PM (kw7uo)

46 Wonder what Don Lemon thinks about Trayvon's hatred/fear of gays?

***

I'm assuming nothing, since leftists don't really, you know, "think" as such.

Posted by: cool arrow at July 17, 2013 02:10 PM (WMsq+)

47 This would be reality TV that would be worth watching.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 17, 2013 02:10 PM (245yQ)

48 Will they have subtitles?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 17, 2013 02:11 PM (bYRF2)

49 Does anyone know what ammo zimmer was using?

Posted by: Big Ben at July 17, 2013 02:11 PM (I5Htn)

50 In other words, it was fairly simple, she felt like a woman, wanted to be a woman but she was in a man's body. Penis envy is a bitch.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2013 02:11 PM (4uuzV)

51 My own eyes, ears and brain are threatening me with a class action lawsuit if I watch this.

Posted by: YIKES! at July 17, 2013 02:11 PM (mETGQ)

52 Why do I keep hearing my name called?

Posted by: Axe at July 17, 2013 02:11 PM (F6KtL)

53 Jim Norton:  "Rolling Stone - gee, there's a hip, relevant magazine!"

Posted by: Alec Leamas at July 17, 2013 02:11 PM (nnkXw)

54 9 Should we *drink* every time "Rev." Al says "axe" or "dat?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2013 06:04 PM (lVPtV)

 

 

 

I'd better get to the store and double my stash...oh and I need skittles.

Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate!' at July 17, 2013 02:11 PM (/7gW+)

55 Creepy, ass cracker He attacked him cause he thought he was gay!

Posted by: Thunderb at July 17, 2013 02:11 PM (zOTsN)

56 Our new cover will feature Richard Ayoade from 'The IT Crowd.' Get it?

Posted by: Rolling Stone Editorial Department at July 17, 2013 02:11 PM (MMC8r)

57 I think Sig Hansen once caught Sharpton and Jeantel in one of his pots.

Posted by: George Orwell crosseyed and painless at July 17, 2013 02:11 PM (mCNwt)

58 I'm tempted to put on closed caption, just to see what shows up when "Rev." Al speaks.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2013 02:12 PM (lVPtV)

59 St. Matthew Shepard hardest hit.

Posted by: The Most Interesting Commenter In The World at July 17, 2013 02:12 PM (8ZskC)

60 If, and only if, the particular store has a dedicated magazine section, you might find Rolling Stone there. It's not a mag you'd see displayed at the checkout line. Or the self-checkout line.

Posted by: dwagyak at July 17, 2013 02:12 PM (CuJm3)

61



What if Rev Al starts hitting on her, then they end up in a sexual embrace?

It could happen! Horrifying, but hey, Rev Al is a single man!!!

And he's a feminist!!!!


Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Feminist at July 17, 2013 02:12 PM (raGXo)

62 52 Axe,

let's go take a swing at finding out....


//Lizzy Borden

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 17, 2013 02:12 PM (LRFds)

63 Does anyone know what ammo zimmer was using? Fast.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2013 02:12 PM (4uuzV)

64 If I had had a son he might look like Jahar.

Posted by: Cat Stevens at July 17, 2013 02:13 PM (dCigj)

65 Two liars and racists; neither one literate or intelligible. MSNBC must be so proud.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 17, 2013 02:13 PM (57bzg)

66 "You're not gonna to wanna miss da rest..."  Jeebus.  Don't know how much longer I can hold out.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2013 02:13 PM (lVPtV)

67 Screw subtitles or closed captioning. I want supplementary shadow puppets.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 17, 2013 02:13 PM (H+ct4)

68 If your mind isn't bent enough after sitting through this, Through the Wormhole tonight asks "what is real?"

Posted by: CAC at July 17, 2013 02:13 PM (xRcoU)

69

"so, uh uh, are you sayin that he punched Zimmern because he thought he wuz homosexul? I can't, uh, believe that would happen, because he is a man of color."


Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Feminist at July 17, 2013 02:13 PM (raGXo)

70 I believe this interview will be greatly enhanced with the use of hand puppets and semaphores.

Posted by: George Orwell crosseyed and painless at July 17, 2013 02:13 PM (mCNwt)

71 I though Reverend Al had to older than 58, he looks terrible. I hadnÕt seen him in at least four or six years until Saturday when I put on MSMBC for the entertainment. I remember he was in the pictures when Deval Patrick was elected Governor in 2006 along with Jesse Jackson.

Posted by: CarolT at July 17, 2013 02:13 PM (z4WKX)

72 Next Issue: Brain Cancer: How to make it fun!

Posted by: Rolling Stone Editorial Department at July 17, 2013 02:13 PM (MMC8r)

73 She speaks for me

Posted by: A Transgender White African former cracka at July 17, 2013 02:13 PM (F6KtL)

74 Godzilla sub-titles?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 17, 2013 02:14 PM (xywpL)

75 Sharpton: Zass ow-razyuss an egg-reezyuss. DeeDee: Yes sir.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 17, 2013 02:14 PM (pxDth)

76 bumped from the dead thread because.....well I'm still freaked out....and... I can't find the snake anymore OT....can I just say that when you are staring at a snake in the grass (from a distance) trying to figure out if its a bull snake or a something much worse....don't have your cell on vibrate in your back pocket....shit....my heart is still racing

Posted by: Kawfytawk at July 17, 2013 02:14 PM (qdzWt)

77 "I'm tempted to put on closed caption, just to see what shows up when "Rev." Al speaks." Posted by: Jane D'oh HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA...I am gonna steal that one!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 17, 2013 02:14 PM (57bzg)

78 Yes Ace Rolling Stones is considered a big deal mag, and even shows up in super markets, and is carried by almost every drug store.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at July 17, 2013 02:14 PM (0q2P7)

79

Read a link at Drudge to a TIME article written by an Asian Donk (worked in Clinton admin) about how at least the death of St. Trayvon is unmasking white priviledge.  Basically, it's the new manifestation of white guilt, but reflected inward instead of projecting nice sounding but harmful policies onto minorities.

 

F*ck that guy.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 17, 2013 02:14 PM (sQ0LB)

80 Ace that was very funny what you wrote over a BB. Why didnÕt you use that here?

Posted by: CarolT at July 17, 2013 02:14 PM (z4WKX)

81 I'm wondering what on earth a hot, young black woman would see in that creature, "Rev." Al.  Well, other than his wallet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2013 02:15 PM (lVPtV)

82 The unmasking of white GAY privilege

Posted by: Thunderb at July 17, 2013 02:16 PM (zOTsN)

83 Idiocracy.

Posted by: MostlyRight at July 17, 2013 02:16 PM (w9AQ4)

84 They sell RS at my local 7-11 so, yes, that trash is sold everywhere.

Posted by: waldo at July 17, 2013 02:16 PM (cjFRv)

85 "so, uh uh, are you sayin that he punched Zimmern because he thought he wuz homosexul? I can't, uh, believe that would happen, because he is a man of color." Hey, Rev. Al is acquainted with them Greek homos.

Posted by: Rolling Stone Editorial Department at July 17, 2013 02:16 PM (MMC8r)

86 Well, other than his wallet.

Asked and answered.

Posted by: pep at July 17, 2013 02:16 PM (6TB1Z)

87 I'm wondering what on earth a hot, young black woman would see in that creature, "Rev." Al. Well, other than his wallet.

***

I hear those African-American fellas tend to have large penises.  Just sayin'.

Posted by: cool arrow at July 17, 2013 02:16 PM (WMsq+)

88 So was it a hispanic coming out of the shadows or teh ghey coming out the closet?

Posted by: Big Ben at July 17, 2013 02:16 PM (I5Htn)

89 I see a future in hot oil lady wrestling for Jeantel.

Posted by: waldo at July 17, 2013 02:17 PM (cjFRv)

90 The last time I read Rolling Stone I was wearing bell bottoms and as high as a kite. Come to think of it, the last time I read Newsweek I was wearing bell bottoms and high as a kite. I wonder if there's a connection there?

Posted by: k8tbar at July 17, 2013 02:17 PM (wOeYh)

91


"so, uh uh, are you also sayin that he thought he wuz a JOO? Trayon did? I can't belibe that he would do such a thing, being a man of color and African American."



Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Feminist at July 17, 2013 02:17 PM (raGXo)

92 Andrew Sullivan commented yet?

Posted by: Thunderb at July 17, 2013 02:17 PM (zOTsN)

93 63 rickb223,

Hornady Critical Defense IIRC...
the rounds in the evidence bag look like jacketed Hollow Points....

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 17, 2013 02:17 PM (LRFds)

94 71 I though Reverend Al had to older than 58, he looks terrible. Posted by: CarolT at July 17, 2013 06:13 PM (z4WKX) He looks like a Bobble-Head

Posted by: Kawfytawk at July 17, 2013 02:17 PM (qdzWt)

95 Another "dat" -- *drink*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2013 02:18 PM (lVPtV)

96 If ever there was an excuse for a live blog , this is it .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at July 17, 2013 02:18 PM (0iJzo)

97 Is the magazine that prominent? Yeah, I think anyplace that has a magazine rack carries it, just about.

Posted by: Blaired and Confused at July 17, 2013 02:18 PM (QF8uk)

98 I would suggest live blogging it but no one is going to be able to understand either of them.

Posted by: waldo at July 17, 2013 02:18 PM (cjFRv)

99



"so, uh uh, are you also sayin, that at that time, he thought Zimeran was a Jew, and a homo? That's imPOSSible, because he would never do anything of the soart."


Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Feminist at July 17, 2013 02:18 PM (raGXo)

100 But if Trayvon and George had gotten together, they would have made such a diverse couple. A romance made in heaven.

Posted by: George Orwell crosseyed and painless at July 17, 2013 02:18 PM (mCNwt)

101 If the 'medical' marijuana shops stop carrying it, then you've got something.

Posted by: t-bird at July 17, 2013 02:18 PM (SfHgT)

102 No closed-captioning for the Ebonics impaired?

Posted by: cool arrow at July 17, 2013 02:18 PM (WMsq+)

103 Is "Rev." Al's normal speaking voice yelling? 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2013 02:19 PM (lVPtV)

104 Rolling Stone thinks society and his driver ed teacher let Dzhokhar down; but mostly his driver ed teacher.

Somewhere in hell, Brother Tamerlan is nodding his head while trying to rub the tire tread off his face.

Posted by: Peregrine Took, taking the 5th like Lois Lerner at July 17, 2013 02:19 PM (42ZAm)

105 She pull da lettuce out da cheeseburger
and throw the wrapper 'way.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 17, 2013 02:19 PM (2hTlI)

106 From last thread, Samantha Powers is UnAmerican and so is the entire dem party. I cut and pasted and new thread was up. I believe it was Soona & Thunderb. Sorry if IÕm wrong. I donÕt want to go back to that one. Carol

Posted by: CarolT at July 17, 2013 02:19 PM (z4WKX)

107 Are they going to finalize the n-word protocol?

Posted by: Original Roy at July 17, 2013 02:19 PM (v3+WG)

108 Is "Rev." Al's normal speaking voice yelling?

***

Kinda makes one wonder why he even needs the bullhorn.

Posted by: cool arrow at July 17, 2013 02:20 PM (WMsq+)

109 Please remember when talking to your friends that the racist homophobic Martin did not deserve to be killed - he earned it.

Black Panthers especially appreciate the nuanced difference.

Posted by: Obamao at July 17, 2013 02:20 PM (e+pdj)

110 Rolling Stone is for people that want to feel hip by just having it on the coffee table. Commie fucking rag.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 17, 2013 02:20 PM (BsIKy)

111 Village Voice hardest hit

Posted by: Thunderb at July 17, 2013 02:20 PM (zOTsN)

112 Another "dat" -- *glug*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2013 02:20 PM (lVPtV)

113 Oohhhh, hey - not sure how many of you have heard, but Keith Olbermann is returning to ESPN for a weekly hour show. I kid you not. Keith returning to the scene of the crime where I was under the impression that certain nether-regions would be ice-skateable before they even wanted him in the building. http://espn.go.com/espn/story/_/id/9485482/keith-olbermann-returns-espn-late-night-program

Posted by: dwagyak at July 17, 2013 02:21 PM (CuJm3)

114


"so, uh uh, why do you, uh, think Trayon didn't want to talk to Zimin about, uh, his sexuality? Wuz it, uh, because he thought he was one of them homos, or wuz it because he thought he wuz a Jew?"



Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Feminist at July 17, 2013 02:21 PM (raGXo)

115 The parody is very good but just not as good as it could be but only because of the picture. Would have been better with handsom Ted Bundy as the cover boy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2013 02:21 PM (SSj/B)

116 Are they going to finalize the n-word protocol? Maybe they should just combine the -er and -a to get the word "era." That just about defines our times.

Posted by: George Orwell crosseyed and painless at July 17, 2013 02:21 PM (mCNwt)

117 I waz theres. Zimmerman axes Tray whatcha you doins and then pull out his gun, shot him

Posted by: Wet Grass at July 17, 2013 02:21 PM (F6KtL)

118 We used to work in a haze of bong smoke. Now, its the stench of Depends.

Posted by: Rolling Stone Editorial Department at July 17, 2013 02:21 PM (MMC8r)

119 I still haven't heard Ms. Jeantel explain what "wet grass sound" sounds like.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2013 02:21 PM (lVPtV)

120 Rev Al looks horrible. Is he ill?

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 17, 2013 02:22 PM (J8Q1Z)

121 I see a future in hot oil lady wrestling for Jeantel. Naaaah. Not enough oil in the entire state of Florida to cover that. Besides, you know anyone who will take on the job of making sure oil got inside all her folds?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 17, 2013 02:22 PM (iXrkQ)

122 Jan Wenner still in charge of Rolling Stone?

Posted by: Thunderb at July 17, 2013 02:22 PM (zOTsN)

123 It was turrible. Dat poor Trayvon shot right the chest

Posted by: Wet Grass at July 17, 2013 02:22 PM (F6KtL)

124 Back to Jane D'oh that's just not fair, cracka ass funny but not fair

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 17, 2013 02:22 PM (HVff2)

125 will the organ play in the pauses when ol Rev gets on a roll?

Posted by: Kawfytawk at July 17, 2013 02:22 PM (qdzWt)

126 120 Rev Al looks horrible. Is he ill?



I believe he is a vegetarian.  Seriously.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2013 02:22 PM (lVPtV)

127 Lando Calracist and Jabba the thug.  C3P0's working overtime, here.

Posted by: flounder at July 17, 2013 02:23 PM (Kkt/i)

128 I still haven't heard Ms. Jeantel explain what "wet grass sound" sounds like. It's usually the first thing she hears when waking up after a neighborhood party the night before.

Posted by: George Orwell crosseyed and painless at July 17, 2013 02:23 PM (mCNwt)

129 My mother thinks Dee Dee is "slow", she feels sorry for her.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 17, 2013 02:23 PM (J8Q1Z)

130 I pity the poor intern that has to type up the transcript. Over/under on how long that takes?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2013 02:23 PM (GEICT)

131

Odds on Rachel fading into "Bolivian" soon?

(Source: http://tinyurl.com/magkt69)

Posted by: Barbara Billingsley at July 17, 2013 02:23 PM (YAGV/)

132 MSNBC where it's all made up and the points don't matter.

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 17, 2013 02:23 PM (VlXYw)

133 Rev Al looks horrible. Is he ill? Lets hope so.

Posted by: Orlandocon at July 17, 2013 02:23 PM (SldZ2)

134 Ms. Jeantel does have a 3.0 GPA. So intellectuality speaking, will she be punching above or below Al Sharpton during this interview?

Posted by: YIKES! at July 17, 2013 02:23 PM (mETGQ)

135


"Was it troo that Zimmiman was talkin to Trayvon about buying some weed or other drug purrifenalia? It would go, in fact, to the fact that he wuz one of them homos."


Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Feminist at July 17, 2013 02:23 PM (raGXo)

136 Or how about sexy brooding De Salvo-the Boston Strangler as the cover boy? http://tinyurl.com/o5cv9al

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2013 02:24 PM (SSj/B)

137 Ace, keep saying that line that Angela Corey is a monster. I feel stupid asking, is she black, or . . . something else? I honestly can't tell. And, I love the Micheal Berry show! His ShirleyQ Liquor character is freaking hilarious. Great parody cover.

Posted by: L, elle at July 17, 2013 02:24 PM (0PiQ4)

138 Slublog did a great parody as well: Slublog ‏@Slublog 21h Hm. What if Rolling Stone had been around in 1937? http://t.co/KiX2sO569m

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 17, 2013 02:24 PM (jjvz+)

139 Like Rachel, I haves a 3.0 also

Posted by: Wet Grass at July 17, 2013 02:24 PM (F6KtL)

140 Another "dat" -- *alcohol poisoning, here I come*

And "de verdict" -- *drink*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2013 02:24 PM (lVPtV)

141 22 Are we allowed to watch and judge her? Only if you want gabe to tell you how horrible you are and the rhinos will never win another election, because you picked on a girl with a 3.0. (That's IQ, right?)

Posted by: traye at July 17, 2013 02:24 PM (lHX5H)

142
Maybe they should just combine the -er and -a to get the word "era." That just about defines our times.

Nigeria?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 17, 2013 02:24 PM (4+FWp)

143 the main event, the Raucous in Seacaucus.

The Train Wreck in Teaneck

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 17, 2013 02:24 PM (xvZYu)

144 Aren't there a lot of "ass-crackers" in FL?

Posted by: Thunderb at July 17, 2013 02:25 PM (zOTsN)

145 If I had had a son he might look like Jahar.

Posted by: Cat Stevens at July 17, 2013 06:13 PM

If I had a son, he'd look like his brother.

Posted by: Speedbump at July 17, 2013 02:25 PM (BsIKy)

146 This interview would have been a more epic live blog than Sharknado.

Posted by: YIKES! at July 17, 2013 02:25 PM (mETGQ)

147 Ms. Jeantel does have a 3.0 GPA. Sad that a low "B" average in a failing school system marks her as the intellectual elite among her peers, huh?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 17, 2013 02:25 PM (iXrkQ)

148 144 Aren't there a lot of "ass-crackers" in FL? Posted by: Thunderb at July 17, 2013 06:25 PM (zOTsN) *glares* No.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2013 02:26 PM (GEICT)

149

"so, uhh, in your estimation, do you think that Trayveon was out looking for a homo to beat up or wuz he just trying to get home, or was it that fact that Zimmeran came after him, in a Jew way, and tried to pick him up for sex?"




Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Feminist at July 17, 2013 02:26 PM (raGXo)

150 Aren't there a lot of "ass-crackers" in FL? Key West.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2013 02:26 PM (4uuzV)

151 Hello, Miami beach?

Posted by: Thunderb at July 17, 2013 02:26 PM (zOTsN)

152 137 Elle,

No she is a white "republican" harpie who looks suspiciously like Helen Thomas' daughter...


Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 17, 2013 02:26 PM (LRFds)

153 Jeez, Al, STOP YELLING.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2013 02:26 PM (lVPtV)

154 Maybe they should just combine the -er and -a to get the word "era." That just about defines our times. 
-----
Nigeria? 
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 17, 2013 06:24 PM (4+FWp)


That's racist!   Even if it's a country name, that's like, Jim-Crow!

The "N-Country" is now the correct PC usage.  

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 17, 2013 02:27 PM (sGtp+)

155 I gotta think this interview is gonna be a dud, otherwise they woulda led with it, instead of milking anticipation for more than the first half of the show.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 17, 2013 02:27 PM (H+ct4)

156 This interview would have been a more epic live blog than Sharknado. Where's Tara Reid's nipples?!?

Posted by: George Orwell crosseyed and painless at July 17, 2013 02:27 PM (mCNwt)

157 *glares* No. Don't look now but it appears thunderb has struck a nerve.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 17, 2013 02:27 PM (iXrkQ)

158 Ace, keep saying that line that Angela Corey is a monster. I feel stupid asking, is she black, or . . . something else? I honestly can't tell. *** Lebanese or Syrian some such shit, I do believe.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 17, 2013 02:27 PM (jjvz+)

159 If Helen Thomas had sex with al Sharpton, well ..... Hello DeeDee

Posted by: Thunderb at July 17, 2013 02:27 PM (zOTsN)

160 No, Allegedly Reverend. Al sometimes eats a little chicken or fish-just not red meat so he's not a true vegetarian: http://tinyurl.com/nf4muf3

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2013 02:27 PM (SSj/B)

161 That's racist! Even if it's a country name, that's like, Jim-Crow! The "N-Country" is now the correct PC usage. Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 17, 2013 06:27 PM (sGtp+) So how do you differentiate between Niger and Nigeria?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2013 02:27 PM (GEICT)

162 No she is a white "republican" harpie who looks suspiciously like Helen Thomas' daughter... Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 17, 2013 06:26 PM (LRFds) Holy crap! She does.....with Tammy faye Baker make-up

Posted by: Kawfytawk at July 17, 2013 02:28 PM (qdzWt)

163 Guy, that was a good one.

Posted by: Carol at July 17, 2013 02:28 PM (z4WKX)

164 Aren't there a lot of "ass-crackers" in FL?

Posted by: Thunderb at July 17, 2013 06:25 PM (zOTsN)



*glares*


No.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk ...................Never heard of em.

Posted by: Key West And South Beach at July 17, 2013 02:28 PM (BsIKy)

165 Nigeria please.

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2013 02:28 PM (9XBK2)

166 http://youtu.be/tiD-n7ewvGo

Dede confessing she likes her legs...

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 17, 2013 02:28 PM (LRFds)

167 Nigeria? The N_____-Era

Posted by: George Orwell crosseyed and painless at July 17, 2013 02:28 PM (mCNwt)

168 An all vagina jury - Al Sharpton (deep thoughts)

Posted by: Craig Poe at July 17, 2013 02:28 PM (BVkEs)

169 119 I still haven't heard Ms. Jeantel explain what "wet grass sound" sounds like.

xxx

It sounds similar to the hand claps of a quadraplegic?

/wow, where did that come from? I denounce myself.


Posted by: shibumi at July 17, 2013 02:28 PM (25HWz)

170 Al should interview her using a mega phone.

Posted by: YIKES! at July 17, 2013 02:29 PM (mETGQ)

171 Sociology 101: Understand Rachel Jeantel and the term 'creepy ass cracka'

Posted by: Future course of Dr. Michael Eric Dyson at July 17, 2013 02:29 PM (F6KtL)

172 ...................Never heard of em. Posted by: Key West And South Beach at July 17, 2013 06:28 PM (BsIKy) She said Florida. And if you've ever been to either of those places, you'd know, they ain't Florida.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2013 02:29 PM (GEICT)

173 162 Kawtyfawk,

Chris Farley got sent from heaven to act as the judge...

it's a mad, mad world

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 17, 2013 02:29 PM (LRFds)

174
Ms. Jeantel does have a 3.0 GPA.
Posted by: YIKES




Yeah, but she all those extra points for her AP classes....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 17, 2013 02:29 PM (kdS6q)

175 Ace is an award-winning blogga.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 17, 2013 02:29 PM (pxDth)

176 Hoohhhkay - just changed my TV to allow captioning. I's GOT to see this.

Posted by: dwagyak at July 17, 2013 02:29 PM (CuJm3)

177 If I had a son, he wouldn't hug Genteal with your dick.

Posted by: Manatee at July 17, 2013 02:29 PM (Kkt/i)

178 So how do you differentiate between Niger and Nigeria? One serves delicious mint tea and never sells yellowcake to terrorist nations, and the other is still looking for a way to blame Bush.

Posted by: George Orwell crosseyed and painless at July 17, 2013 02:29 PM (mCNwt)

179    So how do you differentiate between Niger and Nigeria? 
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2013 06:27 PM (GEICT)

Ray-ciss.  

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 17, 2013 02:29 PM (sGtp+)

180 NTTAWWT, but I wonder if they have been made aware what this case is really about? The "right" to gay bash and the prevention of gays exerting their right to self defense.

Posted by: Thunderb at July 17, 2013 02:30 PM (zOTsN)

181 Oh, and if you stream MSNBC online from one of those, um, third party websites, you'll often get the international feed without commercials. In their place, you're stuck with all of those little self-promoting "Lean Forward" bits featuring their on-air "talent." Brutal. Just brutal.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 17, 2013 02:30 PM (H+ct4)

182 Jeez, Al, STOP YELLING.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

He doesn't have an inside voice. He blames it on loud bullhorns and racism but mostly being a jackass.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 17, 2013 02:30 PM (xvZYu)

183 137 Ace, keep saying that line that Angela Corey is a monster. I feel stupid asking, is she black, or . . . something else? I honestly can't tell.

We thought she was black, the kind of black that would elected to lead the NAACP.

Posted by: Obamao at July 17, 2013 02:30 PM (e+pdj)

184 OOOOHhhhh we just got an interview plug.

Posted by: Mjim at July 17, 2013 02:30 PM (0Vg/L)

185 Yo yo yo, ma interwizzle commentaz!

Posted by: George Orwell crosseyed and painless at July 17, 2013 02:30 PM (mCNwt)

186 The Stalin "dreamy boy" cover was very good.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2013 02:31 PM (SSj/B)

187
What's this about boycotting The Rolling Stones? What did they do to offend anyone? Wrinkly old men playing 40 year old songs on guitars can't be THAT offensive.

Posted by: Emily Litella at July 17, 2013 02:31 PM (TIIx5)

188 Axe her dat: Rachel Jeantel in Post-Racial White Cracka Ass America

Posted by: Future course of Dr. Michael Eric Dyson at July 17, 2013 02:31 PM (F6KtL)

189 Perhaps there should be a civil rights investigation, into gay bashing! Maybe certain communities need to confront their bigotry? Hmmmmmmm?

Posted by: Thunderb at July 17, 2013 02:32 PM (zOTsN)

190 Ms. Jeantel does have a 3.0 GPA.

21st century American education.  I pity the fools that try to find employees from this crop.

Posted by: SpongeBob ReaverSaget at July 17, 2013 02:32 PM (kxSZr)

191 Well my satellite service dropped MSNBC so I'll miss the grammar fail. You guys who are watching, please be detailed in your merciless mockery and critique.

Posted by: L, elle at July 17, 2013 02:32 PM (0PiQ4)

192 >>>I still haven't heard Ms. Jeantel explain what "wet grass sound" sounds like.

Ms Jentel doesn't know that the range of human hearing is about 20Hz-20kHz while a phone only has a frequency range from about 16Hz-5kHz meaning almost all non-vocal range sound is lost. This loss of 1/4 of the ears response range is why you have to concentrate so hard to understand someone on the phone. The background "noise" not related to conversation is always substantially distorted to the point of generally being unidentifiable. But superwoman Jeantel can re-compile a chopped frequency fragment accurately back into the sound of wet grass. And she wonders why the Jury doesn't believe her.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at July 17, 2013 02:33 PM (0q2P7)

193 I'm thinking DeeDee is an omnivore. And when I say omni-, I mean OMNI-

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 17, 2013 02:33 PM (pxDth)

194
Oh. Rolling Stone magazine. Well, that's something entirely different.

Never mind.

Posted by: Emily Litella at July 17, 2013 02:33 PM (TIIx5)

195 This is like DEFCON-14 for these liberals desperately trying to save their race bating narrative.

Posted by: YIKES! at July 17, 2013 02:33 PM (mETGQ)

196 Does Angela Corey know she is potentially alienating the gay population of Florida?

Posted by: Thunderb at July 17, 2013 02:33 PM (zOTsN)

197 I don't have television. Is she on?

Posted by: waldo at July 17, 2013 02:33 PM (cjFRv)

198 21st century American education. I pity the fools that try to find employees from this crop. She wouldn't make it 45 seconds into the interview. Assuming they got past the illiteracy in her resume.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 17, 2013 02:34 PM (iXrkQ)

199 But superwoman Jeantel can re-compile a chopped frequency fragment accurately back into the sound of wet grass. Her favorite hiphop band is Fourier Transform.

Posted by: George Orwell crosseyed and painless at July 17, 2013 02:34 PM (mCNwt)

200 The Stalin "dreamy boy" cover was very good. *** Slu has always been the go-to genius when it comes to photoshop.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 17, 2013 02:34 PM (jjvz+)

201 The interview is on now

Posted by: Mjim at July 17, 2013 02:34 PM (0Vg/L)

202 I still haven't heard Ms. Jeantel explain what "wet grass sound" sounds like

----------------------------

To be fair, I do sound confusing. This is what I sounded like:

skdjflejjjjjjjjjjjjdsfllllllllllwidjkslaaaaaaaaaaaskcjxkdslrfjjsfkdcdklc

Hope that clears it up for you

Posted by: Wet Grass at July 17, 2013 02:34 PM (F6KtL)

203 Does Al know he has a mic? Can't believe I'm watching this.

Posted by: Orlandocon at July 17, 2013 02:34 PM (SldZ2)

204 "Dese" *drink*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2013 02:34 PM (lVPtV)

205 Mees wit chew

Posted by: Thunderb at July 17, 2013 02:35 PM (zOTsN)

206 No she is a white "republican" harpie who looks suspiciously like Helen Thomas' daughter... Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 17, 2013 06:26 PM (LRFds) Holy crap! She does.....with Tammy faye Baker make-up Posted by: Kawfytawk at July 17, 2013 06:28 PM (qdzWt) YouÕre both right!

Posted by: CarolT at July 17, 2013 02:35 PM (z4WKX)

207 To be fair, I do sound confusing. This is what I sounded like: skdjflejjjjjjjjjjjjdsfllllllllllwidjkslaaaaaaaaaaaskcjxkdslrfjjsfkdcdklc Hope that clears it up for you *** Funny. That'show Jeantel sounds as well.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 17, 2013 02:35 PM (jjvz+)

208 "I know dat had to mess wit you."

*glug*glug*glug*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2013 02:35 PM (lVPtV)

209 I am watching via this live stream: http://www.hulkus.com/watch-msnbc-live-streaming/

Posted by: Lizabth at July 17, 2013 02:35 PM (JZBti)

210 Can't believe I'm watching this.

Whatchoo talkin' bout Willis!

Posted by: willis at July 17, 2013 02:35 PM (0Vg/L)

211 I bought a RS once in the 70s. I regret that now.

Posted by: real joe at July 17, 2013 02:35 PM (3/h0M)

212 I feel like I'm watching a foreign film without the subtitles.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2013 02:35 PM (lVPtV)

213 Miss Jeantel thinks she is coming across well. I'm embarrassed for her.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 17, 2013 02:35 PM (J8Q1Z)

214 ARE YOU SURE IT WASN'T JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSS YOU HEAR INSTEAD OF WET GRASS???

Posted by: Al not so Sharpton at July 17, 2013 02:36 PM (F6KtL)

215 whut?

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 17, 2013 02:36 PM (Iyg03)

216 "They wanted to mess with you" "Are you talking about the state or the defense?" Derp

Posted by: levi at July 17, 2013 02:36 PM (nFa9O)

217 She is the big hero in her mind

Posted by: Thunderb at July 17, 2013 02:36 PM (zOTsN)

218 Sweetheart, what the hell are you talking about?

Posted by: Reverand Al at July 17, 2013 02:36 PM (Aif/5)

219 We built all kinds of bombs that kill kiddies and moms where the nails and ball bearings are blown But the thrill that'll getcha 's when you get y'r picture On the cover of the Rolling Stone (apologies to Dr Hook, & to all the victims) (but not to Rolling Effing Stone)

Posted by: Dr Evil and the Terrorists Show at July 17, 2013 02:36 PM (U13jb)

220 Hey, just be thankful the interview is clothed.

Posted by: George Orwell crosseyed and painless at July 17, 2013 02:36 PM (mCNwt)

221 I feel less intelligent just watching this crap-fest.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2013 02:36 PM (lVPtV)

222 What is the difference between ugly people and stupid people?

The ugly know they are ugly...

Posted by: willis at July 17, 2013 02:36 PM (0Vg/L)

223 I used to buy Rolling Stone at CVS...15-20 years ago. I honestly didn't know it was still being published

Posted by: Albie Damned at July 17, 2013 02:36 PM (Yhu4q)

224 "Tryin' to figure out the bad of me."

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 17, 2013 02:36 PM (H+ct4)

225 question question every mont

Posted by: Orlandocon at July 17, 2013 02:37 PM (SldZ2)

226 She is a mental case. She was pissed the defense deposed her, she couldn't get that was their right.

Posted by: Madamex at July 17, 2013 02:37 PM (Tj05I)

227 193 I'm thinking DeeDee is an omnivore.
And when I say omni-, I mean OMNI-

So she will eat a Dodge Omni?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 17, 2013 02:37 PM (MkZzi)

228

If you want Corey gone, you need to complain to Gov. Rick Scott and AG Bondi. 

 

And copy your letters to Disney World, Sea World, and FL Tourism organizations. 

Posted by: rd at July 17, 2013 02:37 PM (D+lxs)

229 Miss Jeantel thinks she is coming across well. I'm embarrassed for her. I think we need a polysyllabic German word to describe that feeling you get when you're embarrassed for someone who is too stupid to be embarrassed for themselves.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 17, 2013 02:37 PM (iXrkQ)

230 It's not about my character, or Trayvons character Derp

Posted by: Thunderb at July 17, 2013 02:37 PM (zOTsN)

231 199 But superwoman Jeantel can re-compile a chopped frequency fragment accurately back into the sound of wet grass.

Her favorite hiphop band is Fourier Transform.
Posted by: George Orwell crosseyed and painless at July 17, 2013 06:34 PM (mCNwt)

And their homies Wiener Filter.

Posted by: Mætenloch at July 17, 2013 02:37 PM (pAlYe)

232
Thank You (Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin)

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 17, 2013 02:37 PM (kdS6q)

233 "Dat" -- *my poor liver*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2013 02:38 PM (lVPtV)

234 193 Seamus Muldoon,

DeDe is a MagnaVore dude...

http://youtu.be/SlX0gEBRC1s

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 17, 2013 02:38 PM (LRFds)

235 Don West treated her with kid gloves.

Posted by: waldo at July 17, 2013 02:38 PM (cjFRv)

236 OT, but.... Eric Cantor ‏@GOPLeader 27s The House passed the Authority for Mandate Delay Act in a bipartisan 264-161 vote. #FairnessForAll http://t.co/ZOcM2nu4sg

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 17, 2013 02:38 PM (jjvz+)

237 Well, the close-captioning people are not making this fun. They are making every 'dat' into 'that'.

Posted by: dwagyak at July 17, 2013 02:38 PM (CuJm3)

238 >>>Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2013 06:35 PM (lVPtV)

Why are you playing this game? Do you hate your liver?*


Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at July 17, 2013 02:38 PM (0q2P7)

239 I had to deal with Don Don?

Posted by: Thunderb at July 17, 2013 02:38 PM (zOTsN)

240 yeth thirrrrr

Posted by: Orlandocon at July 17, 2013 02:38 PM (SldZ2)

241 Unless the boycott is nation wide and all copies are refuse and recycles some will still show up on eBay for $200 each. Those that would buy one would not care of the topic just that it was banned.

Posted by: Trevor (@TJexcite) at July 17, 2013 02:38 PM (c6tHt)

242 I don't have television. Is she on? Posted by: waldo at July 17, 2013 06:33 PM (cjFRv) Yes she was two minutes ago. I turned it on and then off. I have to go spray my roses. They have insects and diseases and IÕve been putting it off because itÕs so hot out.

Posted by: CarolT at July 17, 2013 02:38 PM (z4WKX)

243 OK all you MFers owe me a key board AND a bottle of scotch. Every time I laugh and spit my damn drink out, then clean the keyboard, I read another comment and do it again.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 17, 2013 02:38 PM (57bzg)

244 I'm leaning forward watching this... I'm all bent over

Posted by: Mjim at July 17, 2013 02:39 PM (0Vg/L)

245 Love that she calls Don West, "Don." 

"I had to talkin English for dat long."

*bangs head on desk*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2013 02:39 PM (lVPtV)

246 Respeck. Otis and Aretha spelled that with a K, right?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 17, 2013 02:39 PM (H+ct4)

247 Respect? She showed respect? And she thinks she speaks english???

Posted by: waldo at July 17, 2013 02:39 PM (cjFRv)

248 I mean seriously you could play a SOTU address with the key word "I" if you just want to go to the Hospital.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at July 17, 2013 02:39 PM (0q2P7)

249 ARE YOU SURE IT WASN'T JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSS YOU HEAR INSTEAD OF WET GRASS??? Posted by: Al not so Sharpton at July 17, 2013 06:36 PM (F6KtL) You do realize I had to get out of my comfy chair so I can clean the screen.

Posted by: YIKES! at July 17, 2013 02:39 PM (mETGQ)

250 It was disrespecthhfull.

Posted by: Rachel Jeantel at July 17, 2013 02:39 PM (Aif/5)

251 R-E-S-P-E-C-K..

....fine out wut it means ta me

Posted by: Albie Damned at July 17, 2013 02:39 PM (Yhu4q)

252 She thinks West was trying to make her angry?! He handled her with kid gloves!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 17, 2013 02:39 PM (jjvz+)

253 Don West treated her with kid gloves. Posted by: waldo at July 17, 2013 06:38 PM (cjFRv) The look on West's face whenever he would break from the questions to take a drink of water was hilarious

Posted by: Kawfytawk at July 17, 2013 02:39 PM (qdzWt)

254 206 Carol T,

I have a gift for faces I developed it watching movies and memorizing the actors and actresses filmography....

it's frightening sometimes.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 17, 2013 02:39 PM (LRFds)

255 "Axing" a question is not English.

Posted by: Craig Poe at July 17, 2013 02:39 PM (BVkEs)

256 192 Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at July 17, 2013 06:33 PM (0q2P7)

Das retarded, sir!

Oh an physysics be rayciss.

Posted by: Manatee at July 17, 2013 02:39 PM (Kkt/i)

257 Has the cat fight between Jeantel and Rev Sharton's girlfriend started yet? I go with the gold digger and two hair pulls to an attempted face scratching - she's in better shape..

Posted by: [/i] [/s] [/u] [/b] An Observation at July 17, 2013 02:39 PM (ylhEn)

258 The House passed the Authority for Mandate Delay Act in a bipartisan 264-161 vote. #FairnessForAll http://t.co/ZOcM2nu4sg Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 17, 2013 06:38 PM (jjvz+) 35 D's votes Yes....and 1 R voted No.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 17, 2013 02:39 PM (X6akg)

259 She thinks saying "sir" negates all the eye rolls and head rollin'.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2013 02:40 PM (lVPtV)

260 I wish she would shut her mouth.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 17, 2013 02:40 PM (J8Q1Z)

261 "If she angry imagine how Travon is?"

Good point, now she has me thinking.

Posted by: Mjim at July 17, 2013 02:40 PM (0Vg/L)

262 237 Well, the close-captioning people are not making this fun. They are making every 'dat' into 'that'. 
Posted by: dwagyak at July 17, 2013 06:38 PM (CuJm3)

Maybe they're feeding it into a Google translator in real time.  

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 17, 2013 02:40 PM (v3pYe)

263 19 is not an adult?

Posted by: Thunderb at July 17, 2013 02:40 PM (zOTsN)

264 'Axe'd' - Asked (close-captioning). No fun at all.

Posted by: dwagyak at July 17, 2013 02:40 PM (CuJm3)

265 "I think we need a polysyllabic German word to describe that feeling you get when you're embarrassed for someone who is too stupid to be embarrassed for themselves." EF-EM-EL

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 17, 2013 02:40 PM (57bzg)

266 well Scott has proven he'll bow to public pressure so people interested in getting Corey canned need to lean on him.

Posted by: Vote Lord Humungus 2016 at July 17, 2013 02:40 PM (rAuKJ)

267 Don is Don? I didn't curse Don

Posted by: Thunderb at July 17, 2013 02:41 PM (zOTsN)

268 Oh my fucking Gawd

Posted by: Albie Damned at July 17, 2013 02:41 PM (Yhu4q)

269 I didn't show him much respek!

Posted by: Rachel Jeantel at July 17, 2013 02:41 PM (Aif/5)

270 "If she angry imagine how Travon is?" He's at room temperature.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 17, 2013 02:41 PM (iXrkQ)

271 OMG. I didn't even curse Don. lol!

Posted by: waldo at July 17, 2013 02:41 PM (cjFRv)

272 I stands my ground?

Posted by: Craig Poe at July 17, 2013 02:41 PM (BVkEs)

273 I'm a good girl because I didn't curse.

This girl gets a cookie.

Posted by: Mjim at July 17, 2013 02:41 PM (0Vg/L)

274 I skood skrong

Posted by: Orlandocon at July 17, 2013 02:41 PM (SldZ2)

275 She "won" 'cause she didn't curse on the stand, stayed strong, and didn't show Don much respeck. She held on! Not gonna break her! She goin' after him the nice way! *facepalms*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 17, 2013 02:41 PM (H+ct4)

276 253 Kawtyfawk,

I assure you he was the Enzyte ad guy that day...

heh

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 17, 2013 02:41 PM (LRFds)

277 Al couldn't understand her!!!

Posted by: dwagyak at July 17, 2013 02:41 PM (CuJm3)

278 If Aliens ever invade us, we could use Rachel Jeantel's language as a code like the Navajo Windtalkers did in WW2

Posted by: Ghetto Talkers at July 17, 2013 02:41 PM (F6KtL)

279 She doin' so guud!

Posted by: Florida Teachers Union at July 17, 2013 02:41 PM (MMC8r)

280 I am out She thinks she is Rosa fucking Parks

Posted by: Thunderb at July 17, 2013 02:41 PM (zOTsN)

281 "I did not eben curse Don.  I din' show him a lot of respekt."

"I kept my growwn.  I didn't curse."

What a nice, young lady.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2013 02:41 PM (lVPtV)

282 237 Well, the close-captioning people are not making this fun. They are making every 'dat' into 'that'. Posted by: dwagyak at July 17, 2013 06:38 PM (CuJm3) Rosetta Stone for the hood

Posted by: Kawfytawk at July 17, 2013 02:41 PM (qdzWt)

283 "I'm going after you in a nice way" I guess that's what Tray Tray did too.

Posted by: levi at July 17, 2013 02:41 PM (nFa9O)

284 35 D's votes Yes....and 1 R voted No. **** I'm waiting to see who that lone R vote is.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 17, 2013 02:42 PM (jjvz+)

285 That interview was worse than Sharknado.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 17, 2013 02:42 PM (H+ct4)

286 "Rev." Al:  "Dey din' break her!"

I'm out.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2013 02:42 PM (lVPtV)

287 Why you cut dat part out where you touch my leg and I giggle?

Posted by: Rachel Jeantel at July 17, 2013 02:42 PM (Aif/5)

288 "Me not djfkdfahujrf'? WTF she say?

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 17, 2013 02:42 PM (X6akg)

289 Angela Corey isn't just a monster, she's abused her power so long she's forgotten that there are limits. Why on earth would she believe she could take out Alan Dershowitz? Like Harvard gives a rip about some prosecutor down south. Man, she acted stupidly.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2013 02:42 PM (2mSdf)

290 I realized during the Iraq war that people will just out right lie.

Now I know for sure, sure

Posted by: Mjim at July 17, 2013 02:43 PM (0Vg/L)

291 >>>(close-captioning). No fun at all.

Well the captions are supposed to be in English.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at July 17, 2013 02:43 PM (0q2P7)

292 Good grief. Someone put a 10 year olds body on Sharpton's massive head. Fucking thing looks like it's gonna pop!

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 17, 2013 02:43 PM (BsIKy)

293 So proud of her he is!

Posted by: Thunderb at July 17, 2013 02:43 PM (zOTsN)

294 You guys are making me laugh out loud.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 17, 2013 02:43 PM (J8Q1Z)

295 My choices are Jeantel or....Juan Williams?

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 17, 2013 02:44 PM (X6akg)

296 291 MikeTheMoose,

This is how the Star Trek Uni Translator gets its start dude.,..

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 17, 2013 02:44 PM (LRFds)

297 What we are seeing with the post-Zimmerman split is instructive, for it reveals a struggle every man should feel himself proud to take a part in--a struggle between those who view the law as a thing unto itself, to be revered, a law that is as God himself must surely be in judgement--powerful but restrained, patient, fair, dispassionate, a being independent of man's base desires, unswayable, willing to hold himself to the same standard he holds others--a law that is simply an indication that man can be more than just a clever barbarian, that he can be noble, that he can be more than an animal actng on emotion; and between those who view the law as merely a tool to satisfy their hungers and desires, whether those hungers and desires be just or unjust in nature.

Posted by: T. at July 17, 2013 02:44 PM (BQzuf)

298 The State implied her first language wasn't English, this was the only thing I agreed with the on. It's the only thing they had any evidence of.

Posted by: Orlandocon at July 17, 2013 02:44 PM (SldZ2)

299 Well the captions are supposed to be in English.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at July 17, 2013 06:43 ....................The captions weren't in cursive were they?

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 17, 2013 02:44 PM (BsIKy)

300 Boy, Rachel has taken the liberal hero crown from Wendy Piss-in-a-bottle.

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 17, 2013 02:44 PM (VlXYw)

301 When I was 19 I had two jobs, and taking classes. Rachel, you are weapons grade stupid. Is this lady calling her ugly?

Posted by: Madamex at July 17, 2013 02:44 PM (Tj05I)

302 Now saying we didn't believe her cause she ugly

Posted by: Thunderb at July 17, 2013 02:44 PM (zOTsN)

303 Gee, I wonder why MSDNC's ratings are tanking?

Gah, this rapid-talking bitch says Rachel "speaks three languages."

Up next, "Rachel responds to ALLLLLL of her critics."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2013 02:44 PM (lVPtV)

304 I am too lazy too look it up. Perhaps someone know and can verify. Angela Corey was born a man and later had a not completely successful sex change, correct?

Posted by: RioBravo at July 17, 2013 02:44 PM (4i1A9)

305 Surely Rev. Al et al understand that Don West had to ask her all of those questions about her English comprehension 'cause the prosecution had previously tried to establish that English wasn't her original language as a way of minimizing the damage of her demeanor in testimony. It's not like West just started "attacking" her language skills outta the blue.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 17, 2013 02:45 PM (H+ct4)

306 This is how the Star Trek Uni Translator gets its start dude.,.. We look for things, SUR.

Posted by: Rachel and Al at July 17, 2013 02:45 PM (MMC8r)

307 Al's jazzed cause he's got Tawana on steroids.

Posted by: Craig Poe at July 17, 2013 02:45 PM (BVkEs)

308 My fault. I honestly thought her lips were pierced.

Posted by: RWC at July 17, 2013 02:45 PM (hFfsA)

309 Don't look at me. I only speak jive

Posted by: Barbara Billingsly at July 17, 2013 02:45 PM (F6KtL)

310 I will agree with Sharpton on one thing. He called DeeDee "'re-mockable". Both of them are eminently mockable.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 17, 2013 02:45 PM (pxDth)

311 294 CaliGirl,

we aim to please ma'am...yes DeDe is typific of the destructors by by golly you may as well laugh at the implosion...

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 17, 2013 02:45 PM (LRFds)

312 Serious, we dint believe her cause she's ugly K

Posted by: Thunderb at July 17, 2013 02:46 PM (zOTsN)

313
"I did not eben curse Don. I din' show him a lot of respekt."
What a nice, young lady.
Posted by: Jane D'oh




Hey, she has a 4 -- err -- better make that 6 -- year scholarship to the college of her choice.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 17, 2013 02:46 PM (kdS6q)

314 Throughout all of this she is JUST a 19 year old! Trayvon was JUST a 17 year old. No fucking wonder adults of the age of 26 are allowed to remain on a parent's insurance policy. They are ALL children.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 17, 2013 02:46 PM (jjvz+)

315 Don't forget, Rachel says she doesn't speak clearly because she has "an underbite."  Doesn't Mooch have one as well?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2013 02:46 PM (lVPtV)

316 298 "The State implied her first language wasn't English" Nor the second, third, or fourth.

Posted by: T. at July 17, 2013 02:46 PM (BQzuf)

317 It is kinda hard to take someone's testimony to heart when she can barely string three words together and can't read a single word in a statement she supposedly wrote herself. 

Posted by: Adam at July 17, 2013 02:46 PM (Aif/5)

318 So how do you differentiate between Niger and Nigeria?

One has uranium, the other has millions of dollars they need your help getting out of the country.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 17, 2013 02:47 PM (ldSnY)

319 I am done. Gah. I am dumber having watched that.

Posted by: Thunderb at July 17, 2013 02:47 PM (zOTsN)

320 @291 - yeah, someone needs to check out the other languages being offered

Posted by: JEM at July 17, 2013 02:47 PM (o+SC1)

321 Well, English we much, close-captioners. No cursive, no truf.

Posted by: dwagyak at July 17, 2013 02:47 PM (CuJm3)

322 Wait, is Rachel now claiming victim status? Because she's unattractive?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2013 02:47 PM (2mSdf)

323 She does speak as if her tongue is pierced and infected, I can't stand the mouth breathing.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 17, 2013 02:48 PM (J8Q1Z)

324
*beep*

*owwwww*

*beep*

Posted by: SIRI

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 17, 2013 02:48 PM (kdS6q)

325 The State implied her first language wasn't English, this was the only thing I agreed with the on. ** She is purported to speak English, Spanish, and Creole. Yes. Creole.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 17, 2013 02:48 PM (jjvz+)

326 Rosetta Stone for the hood

Posted by: Kawfytawk at July 17, 2013 06:41 PM (qdzWt)


That would be Shanequa Stone.

Posted by: flounder at July 17, 2013 02:48 PM (Kkt/i)

327 Don't forget, Rachel says she doesn't speak clearly because she has "an underbite." Doesn't Mooch have one as well?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2013 06:46 PM...............Underbite? Shit she could drown in the shower with that scoop of a mouth.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 17, 2013 02:48 PM (BsIKy)

328 322 Wait, is Rachel now claiming victim status? Because she's unattractive? Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2013 06:47 PM (2mSdf) Yeah....you all are bunch of uglyists.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 17, 2013 02:48 PM (X6akg)

329 Gee, I wonder if Rolling Stone will do a sexy cover of George Zimmerman (the skinny version of Zimmerman).

Posted by: sydney jane at July 17, 2013 02:48 PM (3a4vw)

330 I rode Tawana Brawley to fame and fortune and now I'd like to ride you, DeeDee.

Posted by: Al Sharpton at July 17, 2013 02:48 PM (8ZskC)

331 Although, I gotta give credit to Rev. Al. This nonsense makes Piers Morgan's previous Jeantel interview look like David Frost and Richard Nixon.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 17, 2013 02:48 PM (H+ct4)

332 278 If Aliens ever invade us, we could use Rachel Jeantel's language as a code like the Navajo Windtalkers did in WW2 
Posted by: Ghetto Talkers at July 17, 2013 06:41 PM (F6KtL)

That's only useful if we can find someone else to decipher that language ...

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 17, 2013 02:49 PM (v3pYe)

333 Al: "Do you feel, uh......"


Rachel:  *Nods head*

Posted by: Adam at July 17, 2013 02:49 PM (Aif/5)

334 Al's jazzed cause he's got Tawana on steroids.

Posted by: Craig Poe at July 17, 2013 06:45 PM ..And doughnuts, lots and lots of doughnuts.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 17, 2013 02:49 PM (BsIKy)

335 Does anyone have a link to a pretty airtight (insofar as that's possible) explanation of the Zimmerman affair, preferably with diagrams and stuff?  I got libtard friends who just make stuff up and believe it.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 17, 2013 02:49 PM (c/ao8)

336 The Real Story of the Martyrdom of St. Trayvon

Eighth Grader Honor Student and born-genius Trayvon Martin is walking home in his graduation cap and gown, after spending the day tutoring disadvantaged red, yellow, black and white children, for they are precious in his sight.

Short, fat, stupid, ugly, smelly, tiny-dicked, blond-haired, blue-eyed Aryan Nation member and Neo-Nazi George Zimmerman is driving around in his Confederate Flag draped pickup while sporting a monocle and a paste-on dueling scar.

Zimmerman spots Trayvon through the night by the near-blinding glow of his halo.
 
Cackling evilly, the zero-IQ white supremacist Klansman and wannabe-cop takes chase.
 
The football star nearly outruns him, but he is trapped by a "Do Not Enter" sign.
 
Faced with certain death or disobeying the law, Trayvon makes his stand.
 
Trayvon attempts to reason with his attacker using the degrees in Philosophy and Theology he earned at five years old, but the illiterate hate-filled racist, still seething with rage because he failed the IQ and psychological tests to be a cop, will have none of it.
 
Zimmerman takes a swing of "Lean" (made from Skittles, Arizona sweet tea and Robitussion) and snarls, "Any last words, nigra?"
 
Trayvon looks his executioner in the eye and nobly replies, "Truth, Justice and the American Way!"
 
"WHITE POWER FOREVER!" shrieks the 2'11" Zimmerman as he unloads with his fully-automatic assault rifle, the recoil of which blows him back 20 feet so he lands on his back firing wildly into the sky.
 
If not for the Republican party Trayvon might have survived, but the skinhead's extended magazine, unfettered by their legislation, had unloaded hundreds of .50 caliber rounds into the future Nobel Peace Prize winner.

Zimmerman then bashes his own head into the curb repeatedly, while screaming in his girlish voice, "Help! Help! I'm being punked by a Negro! He's making me his bitch! Help! Mommy! Daddy! Help!"
 
When he is finished, Hitler himself steps back into his gas-guzzling vehicle and peels away, seeking kittens and puppies to run over.
 
As Trayvon lay dying, the last thing he sees is the "Bush Cheney 2004" bumper sticker disappear into the night.

A nanosecond later, he grew his angel's wings and fluttered to heaven, to sit forever at the right hand of God.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2013 02:49 PM (gqgiP)

337 302 clever now everyone is both racist and looks-ist

Posted by: Bigby's Purple Fingers at July 17, 2013 02:49 PM (RLTt1)

338 For some reason, this is less painful than the Piers interview

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 17, 2013 02:49 PM (jjvz+)

339

172 She said Florida

 

Yeah, but Florida is new school. Us old folks know it better as Florider.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 17, 2013 02:49 PM (FzhYM)

340 I cannot understand a thing this bitch says. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2013 02:50 PM (lVPtV)

341 Does anyone have a link to a pretty airtight (insofar as that's possible) explanation of the Zimmerman affair, preferably with diagrams and stuff? I got libtard friends who just make stuff up and believe it. *** the Conservative Treehouse blog

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 17, 2013 02:50 PM (jjvz+)

342 I think it's awesome that her personal standard for proper decorum is not swearing.  Everything up to that line is perfectly respectable.


Posted by: bonhomme at July 17, 2013 02:50 PM (9PrpA)

343

Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life. Unless you are of course Ted Kennedy.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 17, 2013 02:50 PM (BsIKy)

344 314 NDH,

30 is the new 13...

I just can't believe I was legitimately, legally, and largely financially on my own at 15 or as I now mark it "two years younger than St Skittles"

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 17, 2013 02:51 PM (LRFds)

345 With Rachel Jeantel and her peers responsible for maintaining the supply chain I see a future where we have lost the ability to manufacture french fries and burrito coverings.

Posted by: SpongeBob ReaverSaget at July 17, 2013 02:51 PM (kxSZr)

346 337 - CharlieBrownsDildo . . . Slow clap. Awesome.

Posted by: dwagyak at July 17, 2013 02:51 PM (CuJm3)

347 Rev. Al couldn't understand why no one could understand Dee Dee.

Because *he* could understand her.

"It our culture." 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2013 02:51 PM (lVPtV)

348 Look like some editing is going on.

Posted by: Craig Poe at July 17, 2013 02:51 PM (BVkEs)

349 My Dinner with Andre Rachel

Posted by: Failed Movie Sequels at July 17, 2013 02:51 PM (mETGQ)

350 Well written CDB bravo

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 17, 2013 02:52 PM (HVff2)

351

199  Her favorite hiphop band is Fourier Transform.

 

They're old school. I suspect Rachel is more into Fouria Transform.

 

Posted by: Anachronda at July 17, 2013 02:52 PM (FzhYM)

352 So is Rev Al's lovefest interview with The Rachel going to be repeated for those of us at work. And can I just scroll through these comments again while I'm watching?

Posted by: Almost Idaho at July 17, 2013 02:52 PM (XRCQB)

353 "It our culture."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2013 06:51 PM (lVPtV)


Can I get a "mah nizzle"!

Posted by: Al Sharpton at July 17, 2013 02:52 PM (8ZskC)

354 "He died.  He din' axe for dat."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2013 02:52 PM (lVPtV)

355 No justice? No peace!

Posted by: English Language at July 17, 2013 02:52 PM (Kkt/i)

356 347 Jane D'oh,

http://youtu.be/v7fIRoS6Fuw

"Our Culture"

//Going Home yo ow

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 17, 2013 02:53 PM (LRFds)

357 Turned it off....couldn't take it.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 17, 2013 02:53 PM (X6akg)

358 "Dat's how we talk.  I kept it honest wit choo."

She's struggling to form the most basic sentences.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2013 02:53 PM (lVPtV)

359 Here's a very detailed description of all of the crime in Zimmerman's neighborhood leading up to his confrontation with Trayvon. He was not a racist for being concerned about Trayvon, he was acting on past experience with  numerous robberies and a home invasion committed by...mostly black teens.

http://tinyurl.com/c6evjrp

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2013 02:53 PM (2mSdf)

360 >Al: "Do you feel, uh......"


Rachel: *Nods head*



Al tosses food pellet in Rachel's open mouth

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 17, 2013 02:54 PM (8sCoq)

361 Wait, is Rachel now claiming victim status? Because she's unattractive? We're all victims.

Posted by: zsasz at July 17, 2013 02:54 PM (MMC8r)

362 Yes, they judge you. It's a fucking jury instruction to judge the credibility of wits.

Posted by: waldo at July 17, 2013 02:54 PM (cjFRv)

363 Now Rachel thinks the trial was all about her.

Posted by: Craig Poe at July 17, 2013 02:54 PM (BVkEs)

364 I really hope you sent that to the tip hotline CBD . Well done .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at July 17, 2013 02:54 PM (0iJzo)

365 Last time I saw a mouth like Angela's, it had a 75lb tuna hanging out of it.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at July 17, 2013 02:54 PM (n8LUb)

366 "I got libtard friends..."

Posted by: SFGoth at July 17, 2013 06:49 PM (c/ao

This is the problem, not access to the data.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2013 02:54 PM (gqgiP)

367 Prediction: CBD will not be offered an editorial position on the New York Times racial justice task force any time soon.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 17, 2013 02:54 PM (8ZskC)

368 I am now watching David McCallum and Mark Harmon. Day is looking up. (Full disclosure - I am so old that I adored David McCallum as Illya Kuryakin on 'Man from 'U.N.C.L.E.' - United Network Command for Law Enforcement.)

Posted by: dwagyak at July 17, 2013 02:55 PM (CuJm3)

369 I just can't believe I was legitimately, legally, and largely financially on my own at 15 or as I now mark it "two years younger than St Skittles" *** I was 17 when I moved out of my mother's house.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 17, 2013 02:55 PM (jjvz+)

370 She really has no idea how stupid she sounds and these idiots are trying to rehabilitate her.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 17, 2013 02:55 PM (J8Q1Z)

371 361 Zsasz,

well not me...I'm not allowed but that's okay...


Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 17, 2013 02:55 PM (LRFds)

372 Liar. She never said repeatedly "those people."

Posted by: waldo at July 17, 2013 02:55 PM (cjFRv)

373 OK Rachel, 15 minutes are just about up. Sorry about your boo. I am sure you'll resurface on a reality show somewhere. Perhaps a new one called Dumb Dynasty.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 17, 2013 02:56 PM (BsIKy)

374 370 CaliGirl,

No, that works for us believe it or not we finally have a situation where the donks will not let go of forgive me the tar baby...

the race baiters are finally working counter to the solvency of the democrat coalition....

so we keep pushing and they keep showing us "no she really be da 3.0 yo"

this is awesome.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 17, 2013 02:57 PM (LRFds)

375 Idiot woman on Al show thinks if one ghetto dweller is a witness there should also be Ghetto dwellers on the jury.

Posted by: Orlandocon at July 17, 2013 02:57 PM (SldZ2)

376 It's fun getting the details from the horde, I couldn't stomach it. I know bad pun good laws that girl be huge no eating probs with an underbite

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 17, 2013 02:57 PM (HVff2)

377 Okay.  Have Fox on.  No more of "Rev." Al's crap-fest. 

And Rachel, honey.  It's not about you.  Go back to lying in bed, eating fast food, drinking purple "drank," smoking weed, whatever.

Just please, please don't breed.

Thank you.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2013 02:57 PM (lVPtV)

378 Racheal is the ONLY witness these asswipes choose to highlight. If that don't say it all, nothing does.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 17, 2013 02:57 PM (X6akg)

379 The combined girth of Angela Corry and Rachel Corrie is a constant. Think about it.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 17, 2013 02:58 PM (pxDth)

380 "An' I was, like, are you serious?"

No, no, not at all. Juries are known for their ebullient mirth while passing judgement in murder cases. ! TOTES LULZ THAT JURY !

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 17, 2013 02:58 PM (xvZYu)

381 373 OK Rachel, 15 minutes are just about up. Sorry about your boo. I am sure you'll resurface on a reality show somewhere. Perhaps a new one called Dumb Dynasty.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 17, 2013 06:56 PM (BsIKy)


---


Homey Boo Boo

(h/t Rush)

Posted by: Craig Poe at July 17, 2013 02:58 PM (BVkEs)

382 Who would be a worse witness, Dee Dee or a 19 year old Honey Boo Boo?

Posted by: Adam at July 17, 2013 02:58 PM (Aif/5)

383 They just announced that Oct they will open Red Snapper in Federal waters. Deer hunting and Snapper fishing in the same day. Happy camper.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at July 17, 2013 02:58 PM (K8169)

384 369 NDH,

I hope it was a happier event than mine was...

I worked my ass off and graduated high school with a 2.7 gpa because legitimately I was working 55 hours a week.

My college GPA is a 3.7 which I find bitterly ironic given St T's alleged GPA>...

19 and a chile....we da future...

yeah DeDe a future of fucking electrolytes sweetie.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 17, 2013 02:58 PM (LRFds)

385 OK Rachel, 15 minutes are just about up. Sorry about your boo. I am sure you'll resurface on a reality show somewhere. Perhaps a new one called Dumb Dynasty. *** Oh, it's not up yet. There will be the inevitable documentaries in which she will play a prominent role and forever more, any time there is a question about the black culture, she will be wheeled out as an expert sociologist.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 17, 2013 02:58 PM (jjvz+)

386 Just please, please don't breed.

Thank you.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2013 06:57 PM (lVPtV)


Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout!

Posted by: Margaret Sanger at July 17, 2013 02:59 PM (8ZskC)

387 Homey Boo Boo(h/t Rush)



heh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2013 02:59 PM (lVPtV)

388 Does everyone else notice all the left wants to talk about is Stand Your Ground, dog with a bone.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 17, 2013 02:59 PM (J8Q1Z)

389 Sharpton/Jeantel is over ? Is there a transcript?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 17, 2013 02:59 PM (yWamh)

390 There is one seriously pissed off ewok on twitter.

Posted by: waldo at July 17, 2013 02:59 PM (cjFRv)

391 Has Matthews gotten his mitts into Jeantel yet?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 17, 2013 03:00 PM (jjvz+)

392 Odd , I thought red snapper was a land creature .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at July 17, 2013 03:00 PM (0iJzo)

393 389 Sharpton/Jeantel is over ? Is there a transcript?

****

Yes, but no one can understand it....

Posted by: B at July 17, 2013 03:01 PM (6iEQd)

394 apparently MSNBC and CNN don't care that putting this woman on TV only plays into some of the worst ethnic stereotypes ascribed to black people

it's shameful, they know it, and they'll get away with it

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 17, 2013 03:01 PM (8sCoq)

395 388 Does everyone else notice all the left wants to talk about is Stand Your Ground, dog with a bone. 
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 17, 2013 06:59 PM (J8Q1Z)

That's because it's prejudice.   Choose a conclusion and create tenuous links rather than collect evidence and make a judgement.  

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 17, 2013 03:01 PM (oY6Yp)

396 There is one seriously pissed off ewok on twitter. *** Yep! I was tempted to reply to his "go to hell" tweet but decided sarcasm might not be the best bet.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 17, 2013 03:01 PM (jjvz+)

397 >Sharpton/Jeantel is over ? Is there a transcript?

****

Yes, but no one can understand it....




maybe Mumbles Menino can make heads or tails out of it

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 17, 2013 03:01 PM (8sCoq)

398 Brawndo

It's got what plants crave.

It's got electrolytes.





We have arrived at Idiocracy.

Posted by: Marmo at July 17, 2013 03:02 PM (pcgW1)

399 396 NDH,

I kept it to "they can do as the will but should recall the law is the law.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 17, 2013 03:02 PM (LRFds)

400 May I call you "Daddy", Reverend Wright?

Posted by: Angela Corbey at July 17, 2013 03:02 PM (uLzrM)

401 That would be the Red Snapper with a string. I was mentioning the fish.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at July 17, 2013 03:02 PM (K8169)

402 Goddamnit....it's still too early to hit this stuff so hard.....

Posted by: MoeRon at July 17, 2013 03:02 PM (uevv8)

403
Just please, please don't breed.
Posted by: Jane D'oh




Woman has a face made for WIC...

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 17, 2013 03:03 PM (kdS6q)

404 Ok right thread. This crime against the English Language, this linguistic atrocity merits it's own tribunal. #Justice4English

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue, Nerd Esquire at July 17, 2013 03:03 PM (dvRYt)

405 All I know based on what I've read here is that Toure Neblett guy better watch his six; Jeantel is gonna be gunning for his slot, accompanied by her wing man Al.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 17, 2013 03:03 PM (57bzg)

406 That's "its own tribunal."

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 17, 2013 03:04 PM (BQ10H)

407 398 Marmo,

Yup....

posting this not as a racial dig so I am denouncing myself at the outset but more as an example of how Idiocracy will be born not with shame but a howl of glee at the power of well er "power"...

http://youtu.be/qtbOmpTnyOc

"we hea to aswwert ow powah I da new age!"

yeah don't ever fool yourself into thinking she's asserting ANYTHING altruistic

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 17, 2013 03:04 PM (LRFds)

408 Has Matthews gotten his mitts into Jeantel yet? Mr. Niedermeyer's Dead Horse: just after I read this, I wondered how many of the cuts caused by the crown of thorns I caused Jesus to suffer.... Then I got some fresh ice.

Posted by: MoeRon at July 17, 2013 03:05 PM (uevv8)

409 That would be the Red Snapper with a string. What's the string for ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at July 17, 2013 03:05 PM (0iJzo)

410 >>There is one seriously pissed off ewok on twitter.

Nothing like a gender activist lecturing us on overreaction. Because they're so level-headed and reasonable.
Marcotte is an embarrassment to women. Any chance we can get her to self-identify as something else?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2013 03:05 PM (2mSdf)

411 405 CrotchetyOldJarhead,

I hypothesize Tarde is actually a straight man playing gay...like most of the Kids in the Hall

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 17, 2013 03:05 PM (LRFds)

412 There is one seriously pissed off Ewok on twitter.
Lucky it's not a Wookie!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 17, 2013 03:05 PM (BQ10H)

413 403 Just please, please don't breed. Posted by: Jane D'oh Woman has a face made for WIC... Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 17, 2013 07:03 PM (kdS6q) Keep her away from industrial size bags of flour.

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 17, 2013 03:05 PM (HVff2)

414 When Sharpton has to ask her to repeat herself it proves a theorem

Posted by: Beto at July 17, 2013 03:06 PM (MhA4j)

415 Not.going.there

Posted by: CSMBigBird at July 17, 2013 03:06 PM (K8169)

416 I;d be pissed too. Amanda Marcotte- "But Jahar is Handsome. "

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2013 03:06 PM (SSj/B)

417 What's the string for?
Flossing afterwards.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 17, 2013 03:06 PM (BQ10H)

418 I denounce myself ,......... again .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at July 17, 2013 03:07 PM (0iJzo)

419 414 Beto,

Heh..... "going somewhere solo?"

Heh it's funny watching him mostly pretend she makes a lick of sense.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 17, 2013 03:07 PM (LRFds)

420 >>"But Jahar is Handsome. "

And I hear Ted Bundy was incredibly charming.Seriously.
So maybe DHS should only search for non-hunky terrorists?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2013 03:08 PM (2mSdf)

421 There is one seriously pissed off Ewok on twitter.

A scathing 140 word movie review?

Posted by: The Third Horseman Of The Apocalypse at July 17, 2013 03:08 PM (uLzrM)

422 "...Has there ever been such focused inattention as the case has produced? Nothing of importance is noticed, and everything lacking it is. The crucial fact to come out of the whole adventure—crucial, and therefore utterly overlooked--was that  Rachel Jeantel, a prosecution witness and black girl aged nineteen years, can´t read. The grim implication of this fact is confirmed by the illiteracy of tweets from blacks regarding the case. “Ima kill dat dumass cracker be racis.” Here we see as neatly displayed as if in a jewelry box why so many young blacks will go nowhere in the remaining fifty years of their lives. They can´t read, or barely can. In a fading techno-industrial civilization—I use the latter word frivolously—this consigns them to a life on charity. Is this not of more note than who started what?

No. The educational disaster that will leave Rachel and millions of her confreres in meaningless lives on welfare pales in importance compared to the question: Did Trayvon Martin and Zimmerman have the proper racial attitudes? This is what exercises the vast endocrine boobitry howling with empty-headed rage and self-righteousness."

http://fredoneverything.net/Zim.shtml

Posted by: B at July 17, 2013 03:09 PM (6iEQd)

423 421 Lizzy,

and Dahmer was a charming "handsome" man of alternate lifestyle choices....

a recurring theme perhaps?

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 17, 2013 03:09 PM (LRFds)

424 There is one seriously pissed off ewok on twitter. Good stuff. What exactly is Ace's twitter avatar anyway? Voldemort?

Posted by: Waterhouse at July 17, 2013 03:10 PM (RKEUy)

425 #407 sven10077

I am amazed that we have  native-born  cultures in the U.S. that refuse to assimilate.  Even legal immigrants are required to learn English.

Posted by: Marmo at July 17, 2013 03:10 PM (pcgW1)

426 Mr. Niedermeyer's Dead Horse: just after I read this, I wondered how many of the cuts caused by the crown of thorns I caused Jesus to suffer.... Then I got some fresh ice. *** Deep thoughts.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 17, 2013 03:12 PM (jjvz+)

427 What exactly is Ace's twitter avatar anyway? Voldemort? Posted by: Waterhouse at July 17, 2013 07:10 PM (RKEUy) I thought it was from the Seventh Seal.

Posted by: waldo at July 17, 2013 03:13 PM (cjFRv)

428 So, I miss anything?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2013 03:13 PM (GEICT)

429 Tawana and Reetardid have no self awareness that people will tune in to the show not to watch a searing interview but for the entertainment factor in seeing two people beclown themselves.

They are going to demonstrate everything that is wrong with the current culture.

Posted by: Cheri at July 17, 2013 03:14 PM (EAgmr)

430 What exactly is Ace's twitter avatar anyway? Voldemort? Posted by: Waterhouse at July 17, 2013 07:10 PM Grim Reaper from Ingmar Bergman's The Seventh Seal

Posted by: Beto at July 17, 2013 03:14 PM (MhA4j)

431 426 Marmo,

My mother's great grandmother spoke German and forced her kids to learn English, my great grandmother was bi-lingual, my grandmother spoke maybe 15 phrases, mom spoke a few and I know a few smatterings...

now her Great Grandpa was a steel worker for Krupp and was given a job when he got off the boat in Ohio making steel but yeah...

behold the power of the "welfare state" where your self-esteem trumps your self-reliance.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 17, 2013 03:14 PM (LRFds)

432 Fuck. Now there's a story floating around that two men were killed in Jax because of a "Free Zimmerman" bumper sticker. It's bullshit. The local news stations are even showing pictures of the truck and there is no such bumper sticker. It was a drug deal gone bad but that won't stop the rumor mongers.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 17, 2013 03:14 PM (jjvz+)

433 Where is this damn interview happening? Hard Ball?

Posted by: tasker at July 17, 2013 03:15 PM (r2PLg)

434 Okay, let's take their premise of DeeDee being 'smart' at face value. Being able to speak three languages is not indicative of intelligence if you are functionally illiterate in all three.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 17, 2013 03:15 PM (pxDth)

435 "The crucial fact to come out of the whole adventure—crucial, and therefore utterly overlooked--was that Rachel Jeantel, a prosecution witness and black girl aged nineteen years, can´t read." Nope! Throwin the Booty Poo Flag on tyhat one. The crucial fact to come out of the whole adventure is that the Florida Justice Department subverted and Florida State law in order to advance a Federal agenda of the President and the US AG. An agenda that I may be so bold as to state, has absolutely NO jurisdiction in the matter.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 17, 2013 03:15 PM (57bzg)

436 Where is this damn interview happening? *** It was on Sharpton, last hour.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 17, 2013 03:16 PM (jjvz+)

437 433 Fuck. Now there's a story floating around that two men were killed in Jax because of a "Free Zimmerman" bumper sticker. It's bullshit. The local news stations are even showing pictures of the truck and there is no such bumper sticker. It was a drug deal gone bad but that won't stop the rumor mongers. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 17, 2013 07:14 PM (jjvz+) No shit? Where were they killed?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2013 03:16 PM (GEICT)

438 Anyone know what's going on with the investigation of the Boston bombers. Things sure have gotten quiet, eh? Where is Joker and has he cooperated since the DOJ made sure he was Mirandized? What about speedbump's wife?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2013 03:16 PM (2mSdf)

439 Heh it's funny watching him mostly pretend she makes a lick of sense. Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 17, 2013 Actually, he has to have his own words and actions explained to him after the fact.

Posted by: Beto at July 17, 2013 03:16 PM (MhA4j)

440 "I think we need a polysyllabic German word to describe that feeling you get when you're embarrassed for someone who is too stupid to be embarrassed for themselves."

Bidenfreude

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at July 17, 2013 03:16 PM (6WVi+)

441 I bet Al dumps his eye-candy from the previous thread and tries to get live with Rachael...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2013 03:16 PM (+98Gb)

442 What exactly is Ace's twitter avatar anyway? Voldemort? Posted by: Waterhouse at July 17, 2013 07:10 PM (RKEUy) I thought it was from the Seventh Seal. Posted by: waldo at July 17, 2013 07:13 PM (cjFRv) Death from the Seventh Seal.

Posted by: Failed Movie Sequels at July 17, 2013 03:17 PM (mETGQ)

443 Rachel could be the next BIG thing, like Oprah.

Posted by: imbecile at July 17, 2013 03:17 PM (86NXC)

444 437 Where is this damn interview happening? *** It was on Sharpton, last hour. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 17, 2013 07:16 PM (jjvz+) ******** Dang it! Thanks NDH. Cripes--I'm sitting here listening to the slurper Chris Matthews. Thank you--now I can turn it off.

Posted by: tasker at July 17, 2013 03:17 PM (r2PLg)

445 OT (aren't you relieved?) but the Hill  reports that Boner is endorsing a proposal to extend citizenship rights to children of illegals.

The headline's on Drudge.

According to our Great Conservative Hero, it's all about "fairness."

Ed Morrissey strikes again!

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 17, 2013 03:17 PM (/RIVS)

446 441 Baron VonOttomatic,

Elektrolytenspiel

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 17, 2013 03:17 PM (LRFds)

447 427 Mr. Niedermeyer's Dead Horse: just after I read this, I wondered how many of the cuts caused by the crown of thorns I caused Jesus to suffer.... Then I got some fresh ice. *** Deep thoughts. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 17, 2013 07:12 PM (jjvz+) Man, there is some incoherent ravings on this site, but they sure are teh funneh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2013 03:18 PM (+98Gb)

448 If Rollingstone wanted to make a statement, why not put GZ on their cover with the same comments?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at July 17, 2013 03:18 PM (n8LUb)

449 446 Mr Scribbler,

It's Gabe and Ed's party boys...we're just the hired help taken for granted...

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 17, 2013 03:18 PM (LRFds)

450 "Bidenfreude"

Great, now I have to clean soda off my keyboard and screen.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2013 03:19 PM (2mSdf)

451 Since we're in OT territory now, here's a hilarious email exchange between a blogger and a father whose special little snowflake is still occupying a couch at home at age 29, unencumbered by oppressive mellow-harshers like grown-up responsibilities.

Worth a read.

http://tinyurl.com/naspdwd

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 17, 2013 03:19 PM (8ZskC)

452 I've seen Rolling Stone at the various pharmacies and gas stations around here in the past while waiting on lines, so apparently it sells well enough to stock a lot of places.  At least as of 5 years ago...usually did my gas runs when I knew they'd not be busy.  Never picked it up. 

Posted by: Ranba Ral at July 17, 2013 03:19 PM (G99e4)

453 Der Bidenfreude in action linked in mein sock.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 17, 2013 03:20 PM (BQ10H)

454 I gots to say na nay no. See, my damie, Pootie Tang don't wa-da-tah to the shama cow... 'cause thats a cama cama leepa-chaiii, dig?

Posted by: Pootie Tang at July 17, 2013 03:21 PM (84b7V)

455 It's Gabe and Ed's party boys...we're just the hired help taken for granted...
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 17, 2013 07:18 PM

Well, I say fuck 'em.

By which I mean, "let someone else fuck 'em."

Our own so-called conservative members of Congress and Interwebz Pundits seem hell-bent on racing Choom Boy to see who can destroy this country first.

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 17, 2013 03:21 PM (/RIVS)

456 Jamie Dupree ‏@jamiedupree 11s Rep Morgan Griffith R-VA was the only Republican to vote against the mandate delay - he says repeal is only option

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 17, 2013 03:22 PM (jjvz+)

457

Does Rachel The Hut have to wash under her neck flaps every day?

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at July 17, 2013 03:22 PM (jucos)

458 Our own so-called conservative members of Congress and Interwebz Pundits seem hell-bent on racing Choom Boy to see who can destroy this country first. lolpurity

Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2013 03:23 PM (fsLdt)

459
She does speak as if her tongue is pierced and infected, I can't stand the mouth breathing.

I was mesmerized during her testimony at the way her tongue would ooze slug like out from between her lips while others were talking. It would just sit there...fat, wet, and pink, until someone 'axed' her a question, then it would dart nervously back into her cavernous maw, long enough for her to mumble a few answers. Then it would start over again.

Posted by: Bilbo at July 17, 2013 03:23 PM (0IhFx)

460 Nood

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 17, 2013 03:23 PM (iXrkQ)

461 Just started the Netflix Original series Orange is the new Black, supposedly a black comedy set in a women's prison. Somewhat in the Weeds mode I gather. Anyway, anyone watched any of it? I've already seen boobs, so it can't be all bad.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 17, 2013 03:23 PM (ZshNr)

462 #432 sven10077

I was talking to my son about this just yesterday.  All of my ancestors came here legally after this nation was born.  Yet, the founding of our nation, and the wisdom of our Founding Fathers, resonate with me.  I am a citizen, an American.

I doubt I would feel differently if my ancestors were forced to come here in servitude  and  later freed.  Maybe, but I doubt it.  Where would I want to go that is better? 



Posted by: Marmo at July 17, 2013 03:23 PM (pcgW1)

463 Ah, the Seventh Seal. Thanks. All I know about The Seventh Seal is from SCTV parodies and the like. Did SCTV do a parody? One of those shows, anyway.

Posted by: Waterhouse at July 17, 2013 03:23 PM (RKEUy)

464 I kind of can't believe people were going to Rite Aid, CVS, and K-Mart and buying Rolling Stone. Sane people have it delivered in a plain brown wrapper.

Posted by: toby928© at July 17, 2013 03:24 PM (QupBk)

465 Does Rachel The Hut have to wash under her neck flaps every day? Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner ***** She got enough jack now to hire it out

Posted by: Beto at July 17, 2013 03:25 PM (MhA4j)

466 Ah, the Seventh Seal. Thanks. All I know about The Seventh Seal is from SCTV parodies and the like. Did SCTV do a parody? One of those shows, anyway. Posted by: Waterhouse at July 17, 2013 07:23 PM (RKEUy) Here's a better view of Ace's avatar http://tinyurl.com/ml2dwmx

Posted by: Failed Movie Sequels at July 17, 2013 03:28 PM (mETGQ)

467 I didn't mind that the Rev always pronounces the word "repubrican." Until I found out he was trying to say "philanthropist."

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at July 17, 2013 03:30 PM (a5ljo)

468 No shit? Where were they killed? *** In a Golden Corral parking lot. Here ya go. http://fcnews.tv/16JKFny

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 17, 2013 03:30 PM (jjvz+)

469 441 Bidenfreude, perfect!

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 17, 2013 03:30 PM (J8Q1Z)

470 I don't have TV, but by and large my guess is Ms. Jeantel is sweet enough in normal life. I think the real cultural issue surfacing is that folks just aren't that impressed with our new American cultural overlord/"master race" as represented in Ms. Jeantel--the race we are supoosed to always be solicitous of; always think of; be willing to sacrifice all norms for; be willing to destroy economy and culture for; and to give veto power as the new unquestionable Levites of America---a race with unique virtue and wisdom. Maybe, just maybe, blacks are just men, as flawed as you and I, no more virtuous, no less ignoble, in the right sometimes as men are given to be in the right, and other times just as in the wrong. Just men, as flawed as any other. And it is about time we got the social right to say so in polite society. That their shit stinks too.

Posted by: T. at July 17, 2013 03:38 PM (BQzuf)

471 I think "Hutt" is spelled with two t's. Off to consult Star Wars nerd son.

Posted by: nip at July 17, 2013 03:39 PM (lGVXf)

472 Al, Ric Ocasek called and wants his neck back.

Posted by: 13times at July 17, 2013 03:40 PM (fGPLK)

473 two t's it is.

Posted by: nip at July 17, 2013 03:41 PM (lGVXf)

474 here is some actual msnbc transcrip of Gene Tell ansering a quekstion about zimmerman not tessifying:

 "that's not a real man. if you were not guilty, you'll come up and tell your story. this what happened. this what happened. you just not stand there, just look like oh, i didn't do nothing wrong."

and the last phrase "i didn't do nothing wrong." was actually "I ain't doing nothing, I ain't doing nothing wrong."


Posted by: Mallfly at July 17, 2013 03:44 PM (bJm7W)

475 Who the hell is Gene Tell?

Posted by: toby928© a poet, who don't know it at July 17, 2013 03:48 PM (QupBk)

476 >>>471 I don't have TV, but by and large my guess is Ms. Jeantel is sweet enough in normal life. Bullshit. Based on her association with the future felon that never was trayvon she's a nasty piece of work.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 17, 2013 03:56 PM (bUNu+)

477 Well Jeantel is one special special snowflake.

Posted by: waldo at July 17, 2013 04:08 PM (cjFRv)

478 Spartacus-like, I too join the drug-store boycott of this vile magazine, though I confess I haven't bought it in 30 years. But it's the thought that counts, amiright?

I'm also boycotting Miracle Whip. Can't remember why, exactly.

Solidarity, most likely.

Posted by: Gov Weenie at July 17, 2013 05:20 PM (B/weO)

479 I will never buy another Rolling Stone again.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at July 17, 2013 06:22 PM (RUw+I)

480 Dang it! I cannot believe I missed this excitement due to my English porcelain addiction. Now I will spend part of the morning catching up. No one called me. pfft

Posted by: Occupy the goiter at July 17, 2013 06:33 PM (baL2B)

481 Well, at least I got to watch 'Sixteen Candles' and see Molly Ringwalds 'alleged' panties while reading this. And had a couple adult beverages and some spagetti, so all in all a productive evening.

Posted by: EROWMER at July 17, 2013 06:38 PM (OONaw)

482 229 Miss Jeantel thinks she is coming across well. I'm embarrassed for her.

I think we need a polysyllabic German word to describe that feeling you get when you're embarrassed for someone who is too stupid to be embarrassed for themselves.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 17, 2013 06:37 PM (iXrkQ)


Because I am late to every party I can supply morons and 'ettes with their new vocabulary word, as we are probly (sic) goin' to see Mzz J. often. Heck, she could get a talk show after her 4 yrs of paid 2-ition.


The word is "Fremdscham."   xoxoxo, y'all.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Genius for the day at July 18, 2013 05:52 AM (baL2B)

483 But if I don't buy RS how will I know what PJ O'Rourke thinks about the 1988 election?


Posted by: richard mcenroe at July 18, 2013 06:25 AM (qvify)

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