December 12, 2013

Smartest. Administration. Ever!
— andy

The continuing PR push by the Health Insurance Salesman-in-Chief is providing some hilarity today.

First, behold the product of the left's 50-year experiment in improving our public schools:


Obamerica 2013: It's like Idiocracy, but with social media.

So it only made sense for Ted Cruz to come along and tell President Selfie to stop spraying Brawndo on everyone's health insurance.


But it has electrolytes, dammit! ...


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1 How soon before TFG starts campaigning against Obamacare?

Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2013 04:15 PM (fsLdt)

2 Hi guys

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 12, 2013 04:16 PM (GztZn)

3 First haters.

Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2013 04:16 PM (fsLdt)

4 yes you mom will be stuck paying your rent so you can pay for your obamacare.

she'll be happy as a lark.

Posted by: willow at December 12, 2013 04:16 PM (nqBYe)

5 That's a Piece Prize!

Posted by: some Youtube video at December 12, 2013 04:17 PM (VJpOJ)

6 Oh I wish I could post.

Posted by: Jack at December 12, 2013 04:17 PM (gWHwW)

7 I've made some good comments too!

Posted by: Jack at December 12, 2013 04:18 PM (gWHwW)

8 that will never get photoshopped

Posted by: peppep at December 12, 2013 04:18 PM (q+zA9)

9 5 That's a Piece Prize! nicey nice

Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2013 04:18 PM (fsLdt)

10 you be racists

Posted by: newrouter at December 12, 2013 04:18 PM (dsgCY)

11 /s

Posted by: newrouter at December 12, 2013 04:19 PM (dsgCY)

12 My Mom told me that Republicans had sabotaged Obamacare. She lives in Toronto, Canada. How do you fight that?

Posted by: Jack at December 12, 2013 04:19 PM (gWHwW)

13 Hey dumbass Georgia is in Florida....

//Brawndo 2016

Posted by: sven at December 12, 2013 04:19 PM (9jfyN)

14 The smartest.

Posted by: Rep A. Kuster (NH) D at December 12, 2013 04:19 PM (Ua6T/)

15 The funny thing is, these people never get embarrassed.

Posted by: Metal god at December 12, 2013 04:19 PM (6E7sq)

16 It won't be us that will stop this. It will be the college kids. They feel $100+ a month.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 12, 2013 04:19 PM (XIxXP)

17 Wait!  I've got it!  He needs to give a speech on Obamacare.  That will fix things up right quick.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 12, 2013 04:20 PM (o9Rp5)

18 It's what health insurance CRAVES!

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at December 12, 2013 04:20 PM (0q2P7)

19 Oh gawd... was that really "piece" of mind? That's almost funnier than Cruz's awesome version.

Posted by: Synova at December 12, 2013 04:20 PM (7/PU+)

20 Smoke em piece pipe.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at December 12, 2013 04:20 PM (S+wJC)

21 Jack tell her there was no need, That we had planned to but The dems already finished it off.

Posted by: willow at December 12, 2013 04:20 PM (nqBYe)

22 What condescending snark! The balls of that guy. Does Cruz hang out here? He would fit in.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at December 12, 2013 04:20 PM (5jWVU)

23 I'd like a peace of pie!

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 12, 2013 04:20 PM (lVPtV)

24 The elites.

Posted by: NCKate at December 12, 2013 04:20 PM (R2eVV)

25 #GetCovered because: stepping outside without pants on will win you a trip to the local hoosegow.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars [/i] [/b] [/s] at December 12, 2013 04:20 PM (ac/8R)

26 It should say, "I blame Bush for everything."

Posted by: Boop at December 12, 2013 04:21 PM (rCS6C)

27 yep that's a drone strike

Posted by: King Baracass I at December 12, 2013 04:21 PM (JFrBt)

28 "Get covered. It'll make sure your mom, and the illegals living down the block are covered too. It's a fair trade for living in her basement."

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 12, 2013 04:22 PM (18r9d)

29
"stepping outside without pants on will win you a trip to the local hoosegow."

Well, shit.  There goes my plans for the evening.  Dammit!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 12, 2013 04:22 PM (o9Rp5)

30 I wonder how many of Barry's minions served in the Piece Corpse?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2013 04:22 PM (lVPtV)

31 that was real?
the Piece' of mind?
i thought you guys shopped that!

Posted by: willow at December 12, 2013 04:22 PM (nqBYe)

32 My mom would hold out for an entire mind.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 12, 2013 04:23 PM (8ZskC)

33 12 My Mom told me that Republicans had sabotaged Obamacare. She lives in Toronto, Canada. How do you fight that? President Tinkerbell

Posted by: AmishDude at December 12, 2013 04:23 PM (xSegX)

34 Islam-no piece for you!
hippy- no piece for you!
govt-no piece for mom!

Posted by: willow at December 12, 2013 04:24 PM (nqBYe)

35 12 My Mom told me that Republicans had sabotaged Obamacare. She lives in Toronto, Canada. How do you fight that?

Posted by: Jack


If it wasn't your Mom, I would suggest that you agree with her, laugh maniacally, and then tell her that the Republicans will soon unlesh a nuclear weapon upon the Yellowstone Super Volcano and DESTROY THE WOOOORRRRLLLLDDDDD!!!!! BWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! But, its your Mom so don't do that.

Posted by: puddleglum at December 12, 2013 04:24 PM (15w2J)

36 I'm not getting "piece of mind" from Obamacare. What I'm getting is a feeling that I'm being f**ked over like a piece of zzz.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 12, 2013 04:24 PM (9htSm)

37 Next this administration will publish something about Peace of the Rock...  when talking about Islam.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 12, 2013 04:24 PM (JdUCt)

38 I would like a peace of ass

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at December 12, 2013 04:24 PM (jucos)

39 These idjits can't spare any pieces, even for dear ol' mom.

Posted by: ontherocks at December 12, 2013 04:24 PM (Rjo9N)

40

 

Posted by: puddleglum at December 12, 2013 04:24 PM (15w2J)

41 OT, but ROTFLMAO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhkiZc7w8s8

Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2013 04:24 PM (sdi6R)

42 Religion of piece.

Posted by: NCKate at December 12, 2013 04:24 PM (R2eVV)

43 It should say, "I blame Bush for everything."
Posted by: Boop at December 12, 2013 08:21 PM (rCS6C)
I do. I do.

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at December 12, 2013 04:24 PM (S+wJC)

44 So I took my peace out and shot him

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at December 12, 2013 04:24 PM (jucos)

45 give piece a chance

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at December 12, 2013 04:24 PM (u8GsB)

46 That caldera under Yellowstone has the stink of Bush on it.

Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2013 04:25 PM (fsLdt)

47 piece be with you

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at December 12, 2013 04:25 PM (u8GsB)

48 Visualize Whirled Peas!

Posted by: RS at December 12, 2013 04:25 PM (YAGV/)

49 She lives in Toronto, Canada. How do you fight that? Posted by: Jack That depends. Do you still want to speak to her after? If not, here's how you estrange yourself. Study up on hcare in the US. Facts, figures, law. Then next time she brings it up, quiz her on the facts. Get far enough along with her non-answers and reply, "Gee, mom, you seem to be awfully certain of things you know nothing about. How about you stick with the issues of which you have some relevant knowledge? Because that would seem to be the honest thing to do." Or not. I don't see the point of arguing with family. There is no 'win' there.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 12, 2013 04:25 PM (B0gqn)

50

I am not always a fan of Ted Cruz but.....

 

That is funny, I don't care who you are.

Posted by: Mallamutt at December 12, 2013 04:25 PM (n1YtN)

51 35 I got more than enough for you big guy

Posted by: Queen Moochelle at December 12, 2013 04:25 PM (JFrBt)

52 all we are saying
is give piece a chance.
(brought to you by the dem party , no wrong promises involved or lasting or let me be clear no Justice no piece!)

Posted by: willow at December 12, 2013 04:25 PM (nqBYe)

53 Holy crap. Can these buffoons do anything  right?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 12, 2013 04:25 PM (8ZskC)

54 It has the stuff cows crave!

Posted by: justaguyintx at December 12, 2013 04:25 PM (ceolo)

55 That's what you said last time, dipshit.

I got a solution.  You're a dick!

South Carolina!  What's up?!?

Posted by: South Carolina at December 12, 2013 04:25 PM (kUgpq)

56 The Left is simply not part of Western civilization any more. They are an enemy within on Western lands. They aren't 'progressing' Western civilization, they are advancing a completely different one. A much stupider and shallower one, whose ne plus ultra might be that shit-eating grin on Obama's face and the absurd sign he's holding.

Posted by: Sudden Clarity Clarence at December 12, 2013 04:26 PM (ab876)

57 The Republic of Dumb. A Confederacy of Dunces. An Idiocracy. Life is like a box of chocolates.

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at December 12, 2013 04:26 PM (dCwZe)

58 I need a hair peace

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at December 12, 2013 04:26 PM (jucos)

59 and all i wanted was a peace of her pi.

Posted by: willow at December 12, 2013 04:26 PM (nqBYe)

60 I'll get covered, but I also want to be scattered, smothered, chunked, and capped. 

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at December 12, 2013 04:26 PM (hO8IJ)

61 47 I am not always a fan of Ted Cruz but..... he'll make a fine VP for President Palin

Posted by: Queen Moochelle at December 12, 2013 04:26 PM (JFrBt)

62 Hey, phoenixgirl.  D'oh Boy will be sending you a special e-mail very soon. 

You are an angel!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2013 04:26 PM (lVPtV)

63 you took the last peace!!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at December 12, 2013 04:26 PM (u8GsB)

64 Usually from my mum I got a piece of her mind. Especially when I hadn't cleaned my room or got a B-minus on some test

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at December 12, 2013 04:27 PM (Nsoq9)

65 I would like a peace of ass Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at December 12, 2013 08:24 PM (jucos) Once you get it there is no more peace.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 12, 2013 04:27 PM (XIxXP)

66 And to think I never thought a mature Constitutional Republic could disintegrate so rapidly.

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 12, 2013 04:27 PM (o3MSL)

67 Give piece a chance!

Posted by: teh hippies at December 12, 2013 04:27 PM (lVPtV)

68 35 I would like a peace of ass Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at December 12, 2013 08:24 PM (jucos) You can have peace or you can have ass. Can't have both.

Posted by: tbodie at December 12, 2013 04:27 PM (YLiN/)

69 When intelligence is redistributed with the scales of social justice, we shall all have piece of mind.

Posted by: Stuff Lizzie Warren Said, vol 4 at December 12, 2013 04:27 PM (8ZskC)

Posted by: Sudden Clarity Clarence at December 12, 2013 04:28 PM (ab876)

71 @58. Why the hell would Cruz waste his time being VP?

Posted by: Mallamutt at December 12, 2013 04:28 PM (n1YtN)

72 I'd sure like to get a peace of her a**

Posted by: peppep at December 12, 2013 04:28 PM (q+zA9)

73 So you realize that the republic party "in fighting" is theater right? Boehner is a safe seat, as are the folks voting to break sequester. Those who aren't or need to make moves in 2016 are going to raise hell - see Mr. Cruz. But they all know they must not take any oxygen from the fire that is now Obama care. Obama was hoping to limp into early January and then turn the narrative to the obstructionst republicans shutting down the govt again. I know it sucks, but that's tourney poker. You gotta play to break the other guy, not just win one pot. Break em. One at a time.

Posted by: simplemind at December 12, 2013 04:28 PM (hTeQK)

74 You can have peace or you can have ass. Can't have both. Posted by: tbodie at December 12, 2013 08:27 PM (YLiN/) That was a better way to put it.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 12, 2013 04:28 PM (XIxXP)

75 I'd love to give Mooch a peace of my mind.  And her ghey husband, too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2013 04:28 PM (lVPtV)

76 14 Wait! I've got it! He needs to give a speech on Obamacare. That will fix things up right quick. Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 12, 2013 08:20 PM (o9Rp5) Naw, I think he needs to give another speech on how he will pivot and focus like a laser on jobs. Afterwards the White House photographer can give all the MSM pics of him staring pensively off into the distance. With a halo around his jugeared melon.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 12, 2013 04:28 PM (9htSm)

77 I'm trying to figure out if the coming war is between the entitled boomer gen. vs everyone else, or if it will be between D.C. and the rest of America. I am really starting to hate D.C., and all it stands for. It's achingly similar to the war that started in '76. (1776). The framers were *this close* to perfection. And, close only counts in horseshoes and...

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 12, 2013 04:28 PM (18r9d)

78 one thing  left to ask.

does obamacare come with funeral arrangements or will i have to have a separate policy ?

i mean if the govt pays for my birth  ,  or death in utero, or during birth kill me at birth, shouldn't they at least cover the death costs also?

Posted by: willow at December 12, 2013 04:29 PM (nqBYe)

79 no justice, no piece!

Posted by: peppep at December 12, 2013 04:29 PM (q+zA9)

80 43 That caldera under Yellowstone has the stink of Bush on it.




Posted by: eleven


Nah, its the Joooss in league with the Cybermen.

Posted by: puddleglum at December 12, 2013 04:29 PM (15w2J)

81 Oh, no! Cruz fighting back makes blowtrumpet sad. A sad panda.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 12, 2013 04:29 PM (vjQ/G)

82 Why am I remind of the Styx album Peaces of Ate?

Posted by: Mallamutt at December 12, 2013 04:29 PM (n1YtN)

83

No piece, no justice

 

Posted by: April at December 12, 2013 04:29 PM (WApsL)

84 Naw, I think he needs to give another speech on how he will pivot and focus like a laser on jobs. Afterwards the White House photographer can give all the MSM pics of him staring pensively off into the distance. With a halo around his jugeared melon. Posted by: nerdygirl at December 12, 2013 08:28 PM (9htSm) And his foot on the resolute desk with reggie using his junk as a speed bag.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 12, 2013 04:29 PM (XIxXP)

85 re 12, Of course they never get embarrassed. That's the beauty of blaming the message. It's an impenetrable defense against feeling shame.

Posted by: Piercello at December 12, 2013 04:29 PM (P4dpU)

86 Lysistrata - "No piece! If no Peace!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 12, 2013 04:29 PM (JdUCt)

87 Note, It will give your MOM peace of mind, cause Obama voter have no clue who their daddy is.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 12, 2013 04:29 PM (0FSuD)

88 [ii]You can have peace or you can have ass. Can't have both. This is fact.

Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2013 04:30 PM (fsLdt)

89 I'm a thinking I'll go up to DC and give the congress critters a peace of my mind and tell them what I really think

Posted by: peppep at December 12, 2013 04:30 PM (q+zA9)

90 Thanks OSP.

Posted by: tbodie at December 12, 2013 04:30 PM (YLiN/)

91 The best thing I am seeing now is the free use of the word "lie." So many have danced around with "falsehood," "misspeak," and all the other terms that hold back the truth, that being that he LIED. The more this rolls, the more we can safely use it in Senate and House campaigns next year.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 12, 2013 04:31 PM (uYO4C)

92 i'm going to give you a peace of my mind

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at December 12, 2013 04:31 PM (u8GsB)

93 I didn't know Amanda Carpenter was a cheerleader.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 12, 2013 04:31 PM (MaP11)

94 I think Walker's going to get the nom. That's my prediction. You heard it here first. He's the least offensive, most demonstrably competent alternative, and totally acceptable to indy's. He isn't flashy, but solid all the way down. Just the right palate cleanser. The fat guy doesn't have the cred, and comes across as a bit slick.

Posted by: simplemind at December 12, 2013 04:31 PM (hTeQK)

95 shush up , and eat your piece.

Posted by: willow at December 12, 2013 04:32 PM (nqBYe)

96 I'll tell you what will give me peace of mind. Move your ass out of the basement and get a fucking job.

Posted by: Mom at December 12, 2013 04:32 PM (0FSuD)

97 If my queen SP gets the shutting down Gov. Angency Czar job. I'll be happy.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 12, 2013 04:32 PM (XIxXP)

98 May he rest in pieces...

Posted by: dumbartist at December 12, 2013 04:32 PM (ahBY0)

99 We need a Department of Piece

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at December 12, 2013 04:32 PM (jucos)

100 Has the White House blamed the Juice yet for hacking the tweet?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 12, 2013 04:33 PM (vjQ/G)

101 Piece? Did someone say 'piece?'

Posted by: B. Clinton at December 12, 2013 04:33 PM (MMC8r)

102 Dept. of Piece?

Sandra Fluke as the head Piecestress?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 12, 2013 04:33 PM (JdUCt)

103 91 I think Walker's going to get the nom. That's my prediction. You heard it here first. I'm on board...anyone but Krispy. Walker/Palin

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 12, 2013 04:33 PM (18r9d)

104

Izzat 0zero's dry-erase, Big Chief brand SharpiePrompter?

 

 

Proof again that not even $17 trillion in debt could buy 0zero a clue.

 

 

 

 

 

Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 12, 2013 04:34 PM (vvk2F)

105 90; I'd like to see Amanda Carpentar in a cheerleader outfit.

Posted by: puddleglum at December 12, 2013 04:34 PM (15w2J)

106 jane d'oh give your son a hug and a million thanks from me and my family....it was all cochran's idea...

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at December 12, 2013 04:34 PM (u8GsB)

107 Has the White House blamed the Juice yet for hacking the tweet?

Posted by: andycanuck at December 12, 2013 08:33 PM (vjQ/G)

 

Obama is going to go to peaces when he reads about this in the paper tomorrow

Posted by: peppep at December 12, 2013 04:34 PM (q+zA9)

108

Ah, peppep, you beat me to it AND got it right.

 

Posted by: April at December 12, 2013 04:35 PM (WApsL)

109 Potatoe! Potatoe!

Posted by: A hysterical lib at December 12, 2013 04:35 PM (MMC8r)

110 And Palin has the best rack in politics. Ok, best rack.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 12, 2013 04:35 PM (18r9d)

111 91 I think Walker's going to get the nom. That's my prediction. You heard it here first. He's the least offensive, most demonstrably competent alternative, and totally acceptable to indy's. He isn't flashy, but solid all the way down. Just the right palate cleanser. The fat guy doesn't have the cred, and comes across as a bit slick. Posted by: simplemind at December 12, 2013 08:31 PM (hTeQK) Barring Cruz or Allen West, I could live with Walker.

Posted by: D-Lamp at December 12, 2013 04:35 PM (bb5+k)

112 So...

We're supposed to give Obama a piece of our minds... right? That's what I got out of this...

Well, okay.

Hi, Mr. President. Kindly Go Ckuf Yourself.

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at December 12, 2013 04:36 PM (Ot2Hc)

113 dr. drew just checked himself saying on Anderson Cooper's show, "...you can't mince around...mince words." hehehehheh

Posted by: black t-shirt two sizes too small in Nepal at December 12, 2013 04:36 PM (R6JT1)

114 We need a Department of Piece Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at December 12, 2013 08:32 PM (jucos) http://tinyurl.com/2b3c24q Here you go, I saw them building it at a cost of Bazillions when I went to see glenn beck. It's a gigantic FKN Boondoggle.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 12, 2013 04:36 PM (XIxXP)

115 Allen West should replace Reince...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 12, 2013 04:36 PM (JdUCt)

116 At this point, how sure are we that the Obama administration isn't the largest trolling in the history of the world?

Posted by: Secundus at December 12, 2013 04:36 PM (87fjy)

117 "I don't want war! All I want is peace...peace...peace...! A little piece of Poland, A little piece of France, A little piece of Austria And Hungary, perchance! A little slice of Turkey And all that that entails, And then a bit of England, Scotland, Ireland and Wales!"

Posted by: --- at December 12, 2013 04:36 PM (MMC8r)

118 But we should cut them a break, Serious You Guys.

Whiteboards don't have spellcheck.

Incidentally, whiteboards are also racist. I mean, just look at 'em.

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at December 12, 2013 04:37 PM (Ot2Hc)

119 Piece of Mind is one of my favorite Maiden albums.

Posted by: VBJonny at December 12, 2013 04:37 PM (ai/YP)

120 Allen West should replace Reince... Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 12, 2013 08:36 PM (JdUCt) I'm with you on that.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 12, 2013 04:38 PM (XIxXP)

121 I really wish we could post pics in these lil text boxes. This site would be ever so much more fun. Yeah, bandwidth...

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 12, 2013 04:38 PM (18r9d)

122 Incidentally, whiteboards are also racist. I mean, just look at 'em.

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at December 12, 2013 08:37 PM (Ot2Hc)

 

those black pens used on whiteboards, racist too

Posted by: peppep at December 12, 2013 04:38 PM (q+zA9)

123 If your mom has any "piece" with these marxist crooks in power, she's not only unfit but complicit, so screw her.

Posted by: ontherocks at December 12, 2013 04:38 PM (Rjo9N)

124 I left my Brandy and coke unattended and the Mrs. Swiped it.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 12, 2013 04:39 PM (XIxXP)

125 I think Walker's going to get the nom.

That's my prediction. You heard it here first.

He's the least offensive, most demonstrably competent alternative, and totally acceptable to indy's. He isn't flashy, but solid all the way down. Just the right palate cleanser. The fat guy doesn't have the cred, and comes across as a bit slick.

Posted by: simplemind at December 12, 2013 08:31 PM (hTeQK)


I agree one hundred percent.


Which is why they'll nominate Murkowski.  Or however you spell it.

Posted by: Secundus at December 12, 2013 04:39 PM (87fjy)

126 My Mom told me that Republicans had sabotaged Obamacare. She lives in Toronto, Canada. How do you fight that? Posted by: Jack ------------------ I live an hour and a half away, depending on which side of the city she's on. I'll fight your mom.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 12, 2013 04:39 PM (JDIKC)

127 The leftovers from Biden's holiday lobotomy sent via HHS.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 12, 2013 04:39 PM (IXrOn)

128 Allen West should replace Reince...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 12, 2013 08:36 PM (JdUCt)


Should have happened a year ago!


Good thing cooler GOPe heads prevailed so the gravy train rolls on.

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 12, 2013 04:39 PM (o3MSL)

129 Get covered because it'll give your mom Seventh Son of a Seventh Son.

Posted by: VBJonny at December 12, 2013 04:40 PM (ai/YP)

130

.......should replace Reince...
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 12, 2013 08:36 PM (JdUCt)

 

 

my shoe would do a better job than Priebus.

 

He'll prob have the debates still on networks stuffed with lefties

Posted by: peppep at December 12, 2013 04:40 PM (q+zA9)

131 112 Allen West should replace Reince... Boehner just shot single malt scotch out of his nose.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 12, 2013 04:40 PM (18r9d)

132 103 jane d'oh

give your son a hug and a million thanks from me and my family....it was all cochran's idea...

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at December 12, 2013 08:34 PM (u8GsB)




He's out with his dad right now, and I've asked BC for e-mails of folks I don't have.  D'oh Boy will be send e-mails to everyone.  He's astounded and grateful (and wonders what he did to deserve it).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2013 04:41 PM (lVPtV)

133 The (R)etards could run a 1/2 Black 1/2 Latina Lesbian in a wheelchair that owns like all the gold in the world and will pay for everyone's health care out of her own pocket and still fuck up 2016...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 12, 2013 04:41 PM (vHRtU)

134 rickl at December 12, 2013 08:24 PM (sdi6R) : -))) Every Day is Caturday!

Posted by: Adriane... at December 12, 2013 04:42 PM (jdRXP)

135 Gimme a peace of pie.  and don't touch my Obamaphone.

Posted by: LIV at December 12, 2013 04:42 PM (Pr6hk)

136 Barry's Marxist Kenyan daddy got a "peace" of Barry's slut mom.

And we're all paying the price.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2013 04:42 PM (lVPtV)

137 Meanwhile Jane Fonda's Fonda Foundation has not met the 5% rule for the past 5 years.  But its all okay with the IRS since in 2004 and 2005 it over contributed.  See what happens when you are friends with the Thugocracy in DC?

http://tinyurl.com/n82zqjk

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 12, 2013 04:42 PM (JdUCt)

138 "I think Walker's going to get the nom. That's my prediction. You heard it here first."


Yeah, but that won't stop Gov. Brownback from trying to get in on that action. Should make for some good debates. It'll be interesting to see what they disagree on. If I were Walker, I'd hammer Brownback on the ridiculous Kansas wind energy subsidies.

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at December 12, 2013 04:42 PM (Ot2Hc)

139 Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2013 08:41 PM (lVPtV)

Jane: What did I miss?

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 12, 2013 04:43 PM (o3MSL)

140 GET COVERED BECAUSE

...This is the 'easy way'

...Seriously, we're taking your money anyway, you might as well get something for it

...We told you to, prole

...We know best

...If this whole thing fails and we look stupid, we're taking it out on you

Posted by: Secundus at December 12, 2013 04:43 PM (87fjy)

141 26 "stepping outside without pants on will win you a trip to the local hoosegow." Well, shit. There goes my plans for the evening. Dammit! Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 12, 2013 08:22 PM (o9Rp5) Can I be inside without them?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 12, 2013 04:43 PM (HVff2)

142 Did anyone see the final question for Jeopardy tonight? Question "In a letter to the author, President Obama called this 'a lovely book- an elegant proof of God, and the power of storytelling'". First off- Obama is full of shit. Secondly- is Jeopardy now carrying the water for him too?

Posted by: BacktoGA at December 12, 2013 04:43 PM (4DSQv)

143 121 I left my Brandy and coke unattended and the Mrs. Swiped it. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 12, 2013 08:39 PM (XIxXP) Man, that enough sugar to sink a ship. Hang over? I hear you coming down the line.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 12, 2013 04:43 PM (0FSuD)

144 Yeah, I'm sure everyone would like to give the Lefty do-gooders a piece of their mind.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Death Capades - ObamaCare on Ice! Sponsored by the Outrage Outlet at December 12, 2013 04:44 PM (gmoEG)

145 those black pens used on whiteboards, racist too once you go black pens, you'll never go back ...

Posted by: Adriane... at December 12, 2013 04:44 PM (jdRXP)

146 Hmmm.... Yes Pale Faces.... we have um Piece Pipe... Its the one filled with loco weed, that we give the squaws, when we want some...

Posted by: Chief Hung like Horse at December 12, 2013 04:44 PM (lZBBB)

147 Time to give Barry his 'Piece' prize...

Posted by: Reggie Love at December 12, 2013 04:44 PM (Pr6hk)

148 Senator Switchback? Dead in the primaries.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at December 12, 2013 04:44 PM (Nsoq9)

149 Walker and Allen West would be awesome...some balls like a brass monkey that this weather won't freeze off please...

Posted by: dumbartist at December 12, 2013 04:44 PM (ahBY0)

150 As God is my witness, I thought that sign was a joke. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 12, 2013 04:44 PM (Gk3SS)

151 If I were Walker, I'd hammer Brownback on the ridiculous Kansas wind energy subsidies. Killing migratory birds is good for the environment, and economy!!

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 12, 2013 04:45 PM (18r9d)

152 Hang over? I hear you coming down the line. Posted by: Nip Sip at December 12, 2013 08:43 PM (0FSuD) It's coke ZERO. And I usually take a premptive strike of Advil.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 12, 2013 04:45 PM (XIxXP)

153
Bill Evans - Peace Piece

http://tinyurl.com/ykotnln


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2013 04:45 PM (TIIx5)

154 As God is my witness, I thought that sign was a joke. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 12, 2013 08:44 PM (Gk3SS) It's not? No shit?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 12, 2013 04:46 PM (XIxXP)

155 "Yes Pale Faces.... we have um Piece Pipe..."

Not to be confused with a New Jersey mob family patented "Piece of Pipe".

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at December 12, 2013 04:46 PM (Ot2Hc)

156 It's coke ZERO. And I usually take a premptive strike of Advil. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 12, 2013 08:45 PM (XIxXP) Coke Zero? Is that Obama Blow?

Posted by: Romeo 13 at December 12, 2013 04:46 PM (lZBBB)

157 Obamacare #GetCovered so your baby will be born in pieces

Posted by: Wendy Davis at December 12, 2013 04:46 PM (Pr6hk)

158 I call my gun "peace," because without arms there can be no peace. Peace for peace

Posted by: traye at December 12, 2013 04:47 PM (GfWuz)

159 O/T Man, I have some cool old shit. I just got out my Tiffany silver fountain pen and two silver roll ball pens. I have to work to write a letter now, but they are really cool. Time moves on. Vic told me.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 12, 2013 04:47 PM (0FSuD)

160 Dunces

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at December 12, 2013 04:48 PM (zDsvJ)

161 It's not? No shit? Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 12, 2013 08:46 PM (XIxXP)


Yeah.  Our Betters spel gud.

I bet their cats' breath smells like cat food.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 12, 2013 04:48 PM (Gk3SS)

162
Has anyone visited the Piece Blimp site lately?




Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2013 04:48 PM (TIIx5)

163 I know African sign language.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 12, 2013 04:48 PM (XIxXP)

164 160 I know African sign language.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 12, 2013 08:48 PM (XIxXP)


STOP!  Necklacetime!

Posted by: Secundus at December 12, 2013 04:49 PM (87fjy)

165 155 I call my gun "peace," because without arms there can be no peace. Peace for peace Posted by: traye at December 12, 2013 08:47 PM (GfWuz) LOL.... I named my 45 'Reason'... because it was the reason a woman broke up with me (when I bought it)... I retain that name... in case I need to 'reason' with someone in my house.... Heck, it would even allow me to pass a lie detector test... Yes, I attempted to Reason with them first...

Posted by: Romeo 13 at December 12, 2013 04:49 PM (lZBBB)

166 it's ok, they will do better with actual health insurance
i'm sure spelling the correct diagnosis or treatment isn't an issue.

Posted by: willow at December 12, 2013 04:50 PM (nqBYe)

167

*waves hands wildly*

*makes swirling motion with fingers pointed down*

*shoots out a west coast gang sign*

Posted by: African Sign Language Guy at December 12, 2013 04:50 PM (jucos)

168

Yeah. Our Betters spel gud


Hay, thare Ivey Legers, damit!! shou sum respekt!

Posted by: puddleglum at December 12, 2013 04:50 PM (15w2J)

169 Man, I have some cool old shit. I just got out my Tiffany silver fountain pen and two silver roll ball pens. I have my mom's Tiffany (ballpoint) pen. It just feels right in my hand. I wish I could use fountain pens. Alas, left handed...

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 12, 2013 04:50 PM (18r9d)

170 I call my gun "peace," because without arms there can be no peace. Peace for peace>>

I call my gun "Loaded"...

There have to be a 100 funny endings to that straight line.

Posted by: The Hickster at December 12, 2013 04:51 PM (TI3xG)

171 156 O/T Man, I have some cool old shit. I just got out my Tiffany silver fountain pen and two silver roll ball pens. I have to work to write a letter now, but they are really cool. Time moves on. Vic told me. Posted by: Nip Sip at December 12, 2013 08:47 PM (0FSuD) Hell, Vic created that saying & has it copyrighted

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 12, 2013 04:51 PM (HVff2)

172 160 I know African sign language Miley Cyrus knows African sign language.

Posted by: tbodie at December 12, 2013 04:51 PM (YLiN/)

173 My friends, we have nothing to fear with Barack Obama in the White House.

Posted by: John McCain at December 12, 2013 04:51 PM (Pr6hk)

174 so maybe they don't know about death panels because they were spelled differently like
def panals?

Posted by: willow at December 12, 2013 04:51 PM (nqBYe)

175 Peas.  There will be no peas.

Posted by: Independence Day Alien at December 12, 2013 04:52 PM (ltdV/)

176 i'm sure spelling the correct diagnosis or treatment isn't an issue.

Posted by: willow at December 12, 2013 08:50 PM (nqBYe)


Hypoglycemic...  Hyperglycemic...  Seriously, how much difference could it make?

Posted by: Secundus at December 12, 2013 04:52 PM (87fjy)

177 147 As God is my witness, I thought that sign was a joke. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch My wife doesn't care about these jackasses, (she would just as soon smod all Washington politicians) so I get eye rolls whenever I tell her the latest stupidity from the great won. This time she was "you have to be kidding me, what stupid dumb fucks." Biggest reaction I have seen. (Grammar is very important to her.)

Posted by: traye at December 12, 2013 04:52 PM (GfWuz)

178 Walker get the nomination? Dream on. He would derail the gravy-train.

Posted by: Republican Party Bosses at December 12, 2013 04:52 PM (rn0EN)

179 So I should assume that S.O.S. was garbled in translation???

Posted by: Ambassador Stevens at December 12, 2013 04:52 PM (Pr6hk)

180

 

 

I think I can fix this by putting toilet water on it.

Posted by: Barry sktarry of gettin' down Soetoro at December 12, 2013 04:53 PM (9gNQd)

181 I hate you meeces to pieces.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZGkYW4b5I0

Posted by: NCwoof at December 12, 2013 04:53 PM (aUQgu)

182

def panals?


I saw them at Killians inYbor City (Tampa). They're a Def Leppard cover band.

Posted by: puddleglum at December 12, 2013 04:53 PM (15w2J)

183 I bet their cats' breath smells like cat food.

Mine do.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at December 12, 2013 04:54 PM (hO8IJ)

184 What can I say, when you only have the liberal part of the gene pool to work with, you're gonna have basic errors.

Posted by: Bill Ayers at December 12, 2013 04:54 PM (Pr6hk)

185 176 So I should assume that S.O.S. was garbled in translation??? Posted by: Ambassador Stevens at December 12, 2013 08:52 PM (Pr6hk) That makes my heart hurt a little. ok. A lot.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 12, 2013 04:54 PM (18r9d)

186 Piece of Mind was my favorite Iron Maiden album. My mom's too.

Posted by: madtechie at December 12, 2013 04:54 PM (Gxpt2)

187 Just think, if they do not know such simple phrases as 'peace of mind' what other slips of English will slither by them?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 12, 2013 04:55 PM (JdUCt)

188 .. because your mom will have peace of mind... ------------------------------ ...and I would say your dad too, except you have no idea who he is.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 12, 2013 04:55 PM (aDwsi)

189 I have my mom's Tiffany (ballpoint) pen. It just feels right in my hand. I wish I could use fountain pens. Alas, left handed... Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 12, 2013 08:50 PM (18r9d) What? Fountain pens are not right or left handed. You just move the nub to the position you need.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 12, 2013 04:55 PM (0FSuD)

190 Hey man.... Give Peas a chance....

Posted by: Romeo 13 at December 12, 2013 04:56 PM (lZBBB)

191 Secundus, well hand the kid a breathalyzer  for his asthma attack!

Posted by: willow at December 12, 2013 04:56 PM (nqBYe)

192 We are all here as a result of Daddy getting a peace of Mommy

Posted by: African Sign Language Guy at December 12, 2013 04:56 PM (jucos)

193 Visualize Whirled Piece!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 12, 2013 04:56 PM (Gk3SS)

194 "So it only made sense for Ted Cruz to come along and tell President Selfie to stop spraying Brawndo on everyone's health insurance."

Given that every other recent Republican hopeful in recent years has turned out to be an amnesty-pushing, tax-raising, big government shitheel once out of the spotlight (most recently Paul Ryan), I'm waiting for the time when Cruz similarly turns out to be a RINO disappointment.

It hasn't happened yet. But given that the last goddamned individual on a national ticket who was even remotely a conservative and remained that way was Ronald Wilson Reagan, who left office in _1989_, I'm sure that sooner or later, Cruz will similarly prove a disappointment.

What? My lack of faith disturbs you? Consider the evidence for that view.

By the way, if someone with Photoshop chops would run up a version of Obama holding that stupid placard which has been altered to read, "Brawndo has electrolytes!", I would be much indebted to them.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 12, 2013 04:57 PM (gqT4g)

195 Nub? 'Nib', I think

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 12, 2013 04:57 PM (aDwsi)

196 Secundus, well hand the kid a breathalyzer for his asthma attack!

Posted by: willow at December 12, 2013 08:56 PM (nqBYe)

_____________________

You had better get a para-legal to administer

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Infused with Leftist Logic at December 12, 2013 04:57 PM (jucos)

197 Hey.

Hey guys.

Hey guys.

What do you eat when you're starving and have no food whilst stranded on an island?

Peas of Mind.

#DadJokesLOL

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at December 12, 2013 04:57 PM (Ot2Hc)

198 Jane, All he did is what we expect of every American soldier, he put his life on the line so we can keep the country we love. That means a lot to us. We thank him he does not owe us any thanks.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman RN now your DR under obummercare at December 12, 2013 04:57 PM (KuZ6A)

199 AlextheChick, with this crew?

Vuvuzuela Whorl Peas...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 12, 2013 04:57 PM (5EPry)

200 155 [traye]
Mine is Circuit Judge.  Came that way.  For "justice"  me thinks.  Alas, no tiffany TM to be found.

Posted by: NCwoof at December 12, 2013 04:57 PM (aUQgu)

201 My God, it's full of stupid.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2013 04:58 PM (UAMVq)

202 Posted by: willow at December 12, 2013 08:56 PM (nqBYe)

What's he got?  A myocardial infection?  Give him some antibiotics, he'll be fine.

Posted by: Secundus at December 12, 2013 04:58 PM (87fjy)

203 What? Fountain pens are not right or left handed. You just move the nub to the position you need.

 

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 12, 2013 08:55 PM

 

 

Fountain pens don't have hands, dumbass. For a smrat guy you pretty stoopid.

Posted by: Barry sektarry of gettin' down Soetoro at December 12, 2013 04:58 PM (9gNQd)

204 Well kids, time to get comfy. Must work tomorrow. I'm gonna pretend me and Megan are having a post coital political discussion. Goodnight.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 12, 2013 04:58 PM (XIxXP)

205 193 Secundus, well hand the kid a breathalyzer for his asthma attack! Posted by: willow at December 12, 2013 08:56 PM (nqBYe) Not a breathalyzer, an inhalator!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2013 04:59 PM (UAMVq)

206 Wait, has anyone dropped the Middle School response to Mom jokes yet?

"Hey, man. My mom is dead. Not cool."

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at December 12, 2013 04:59 PM (Ot2Hc)

207 So no budget thread I guess

Posted by: The Dude at December 12, 2013 04:59 PM (vJdyz)

208 Walker get the nomination? Dream on. He would derail the gravy-train.

Posted by: Republican Party Bosses at December 12, 2013 08:52 PM (rn0EN)



You may be as venal and corrupt as you want, and we will let you be that.  Just cut off the nonsense that supports the nation's enemies foreign and domestic, if you catch my drift.  Start with repealing the tax cuts for Hollywood and the entertainment industry - heck they're rich; they can do more to support the 99%, correct?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Death Capades - ObamaCare on Ice! Sponsored by the Outrage Outlet at December 12, 2013 04:59 PM (gmoEG)

209 Are we sure Sign Language Guy doesn't work in the White House?  Hell, he apparently has the intellect of Jay Carney Barker, and he's more fun to watch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2013 04:59 PM (lVPtV)

210 Posted by: torquewrench at December 12, 2013 08:57 PM (gqT4g) Tec Cruz / Rand Paul 2016? Only ticket I would ENTHUSIACTICLY vote for so far... Because... Rand Paul could then become President of the Senate, like the VP is supposed to be...

Posted by: Romeo 13 at December 12, 2013 04:59 PM (lZBBB)

211 AlextheChick, with this crew?

Vuvuzuela Whorl Peas...
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 12, 2013 08:57 PM (5EPry)


Gah.  You are correct.




Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 12, 2013 04:59 PM (Gk3SS)

212 I like to have my nub flicked

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Infused with Leftist Logic at December 12, 2013 04:59 PM (jucos)

213 What? Fountain pens are not right or left handed. You just move the nub to the position you need. You have never written left handed. It's mechanically different than writing right handed. Your hand travels over the wet ink, unless you write with an exaggerated hook. I struggled with writing all the way through university. I used to come out of classes with a black tattoo on my left hand from taking notes. With a ballpoint.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 12, 2013 04:59 PM (18r9d)

214 piece train

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at December 12, 2013 04:59 PM (u8GsB)

215 I call my piece 'Betsy'.

Posted by: Zombie Davy Crockett at December 12, 2013 05:00 PM (aDwsi)

216 Give Peas a chance.... Posted by: Romeo 13 at December 12, 2013 08:56 PM (lZBBB) no no no Visualize Whirred Peas. http://tinyurl.com/kxeevx5

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 12, 2013 05:00 PM (0FSuD)

217 199 [willow]

And please call a corpse man.

Posted by: NCwoof at December 12, 2013 05:00 PM (aUQgu)

218 noble piece preyes

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at December 12, 2013 05:00 PM (u8GsB)

219 Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at December 12, 2013 08:59 PM (Ot2Hc) Yes..... give me PIECE of MIND.... Brainnszzzzzz....

Posted by: Zombie Mom at December 12, 2013 05:00 PM (lZBBB)

220 The Huntress, that's the label they tagged her in Russia, weighs in;

http://tiny.cc/s4c07w

Posted by: jeffrey pelt at December 12, 2013 05:00 PM (Jsiw/)

221 As for Obamacare giving my mother "piece of mind", they are closer to the mark than they think.

The last time I talked to my actual mother, she gave me a piece of her mind about what a complete and reeking sack of shit Obamacare is. The administration have really pushed the hard sell to people like her. Um, no sale.

This is someone who voted for John Anderson in 1980, so her views on the matter are not rooted in any sense of instinctive conservatism. If she thought Obamacare made sense, she would back it. She does not think it makes even the tiniest lick of sense.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 12, 2013 05:01 PM (gqT4g)

222 A peace of pie would be nice right now.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/s] at December 12, 2013 05:01 PM (UVadJ)

223 Secundus, well hand the kid a breathalyzer for his asthma attack! Posted by: willow ------------------- ISWYDT

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 12, 2013 05:02 PM (aDwsi)

224 209 I like to have my nub flicked

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Infused with Leftist Logic at December 12, 2013 08:59 PM (jucos)


And Obama wants Michelle not to get mad at him when he's taking selfies with hot blondes and getting fucked by Reggie and shit but clearly we don't all get what we want, now huh?

Posted by: Vallerie Jarretlicious - You're Not Ready For This Jelly at December 12, 2013 05:02 PM (Ot2Hc)

225 Would you pass the Peeeeeas, Pleeeeease!

Posted by: Bob Dylan at the Dinner Tables at December 12, 2013 05:02 PM (rn0EN)

226 Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at December 12, 2013 08:59 PM (Ot2Hc) Peas Train.....

Posted by: Capitalist trying to corner the Pea Market at December 12, 2013 05:02 PM (lZBBB)

227 I used to come out of classes with a black tattoo on my left hand from taking notes. With a ballpoint. Posted by: Brave Sir Robin Aye, that be true laddy. From someone who is a-cursed with the Lefty - handedness. The office that I work in has a preponderance of left-handers. Strange.....but true!

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at December 12, 2013 05:03 PM (dCwZe)

228 219 A peace of pie would be nice right now. Posted by: Purp at December 12, 2013 09:01 PM (UVadJ) A peace of pi would really help round things out.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2013 05:03 PM (UAMVq)

229 Two of our best friends received insurance cancellation notices here in Slovannah on Monday.  They are a family of four, small (the two parents) business owners, and the closest thing to the insurance they loved and lost, will be three times more than they were paying. 

They did not vote for this shit.  And they may be unable to afford insurance.  Period. 

*hate*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2013 05:03 PM (lVPtV)

230 Visualize Whirled Piece.

Posted by: --- at December 12, 2013 05:03 PM (MMC8r)

231 "Start with repealing the tax cuts for Hollywood and the entertainment industry"

You don't understand.

We are the only industry in America who are harmed by tax increases.

All of the OTHER industries in the country can easily absorb taxes without harm. But we are delicate spring flowers who would be crushed by them, and must thus be protected.

Posted by: Hollywood at December 12, 2013 05:04 PM (gqT4g)

232 So no budget thread I guess

Posted by: The Dude at December 12, 2013 08:59 PM (vJdyz)



Here's your budget thread:

There is no budget.  They're making it up as they go along and behaving like twelve year olds with Monopoly money.

Posted by: Secundus at December 12, 2013 05:04 PM (87fjy)

233 Piece Corpse.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2013 05:04 PM (lVPtV)

234 A peace pipe would be nice now.

Posted by: Zombie Iron Eyes DeCorti at December 12, 2013 05:04 PM (aDwsi)

235 Piece? Hell, I gave her the whole thing!

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 12, 2013 05:04 PM (vHRtU)

236 226 Two of our best friends received insurance cancellation notices here in Slovannah on Monday. They are a family of four, small (the two parents) business owners, and the closest thing to the insurance they loved and lost, will be three times more than they were paying. They did not vote for this shit. And they may be unable to afford insurance. Period. *hate* Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2013 09:03 PM (lVPtV) "It was just junk insurance" that lying cocksucker in the White House would say.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2013 05:05 PM (UAMVq)

237 Si vis pacem, para bellum or something

Posted by: traye at December 12, 2013 05:05 PM (GfWuz)

238 OT.  Some of these Hawaiian recipes do sound yummy.  Send money, get recipes and money is used to help families.

http://tinyurl.com/p76aal5

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 12, 2013 05:06 PM (5EPry)

239 HOW about we brake out the piece pipe, 'Spells with Errors'

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at December 12, 2013 05:06 PM (Pr6hk)

240 210...you must have been fun to eat next to at the family table like my brother. The ol' man tried to make him righty...late 50's early 60's...I envy him now because he's good left and right...

Posted by: dumbartist at December 12, 2013 05:06 PM (ahBY0)

241 Idiots all, and yet, they're winning.

Posted by: toby928© of the banned at December 12, 2013 05:06 PM (evdj2)

242 That's been up for 8.5hr now and getting mocked for 5+ and STILL remains unfixed.

Someone gonna be exploring new career opportunities in lawn care as of sometime tomorrow




Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/s] at December 12, 2013 05:06 PM (UVadJ)

243 232 Piece? Hell, I gave her the whole thing! Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 12, 2013 09:04 PM (vHRtU) Just the tip! A promise is a promise.

Posted by: Barry, Chom leader at December 12, 2013 05:06 PM (0FSuD)

244 They did not vote for this shit. And they may be unable to afford insurance. Period.

*hate*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2013 09:03 PM (lVPtV)

At this point, I just try to take solace in the fact that there's no way they can make this work.

They've built a railroad bridge out of elbow macaroni and Elmer's glue.  The train is coming.  They are desperately gluing more macaroni on.  "It works!  Trust us!"

Posted by: Secundus at December 12, 2013 05:08 PM (87fjy)

245 I used to come out of classes with a black tattoo on my left hand from taking notes. With a ballpoint.

One word:  Hebrew.

Posted by: Independence Day Alien at December 12, 2013 05:08 PM (uluoH)

246 "It was just junk insurance"

 

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2013 09:05 PM

 

 

Is that, like, a condom?

Posted by: Barry sektarry of gettin' down Soetoro at December 12, 2013 05:09 PM (9gNQd)

247 Peace-a! peace-a!

Posted by: Little Caesar at December 12, 2013 05:09 PM (MMC8r)

248 Here's a little something for the tinfoil hat brigade, link found on Twitter:

http://www.grandforksherald.com/event/article/id/280128/

Hawaii official who released Barky's birth certificate dies in a plane crash.

Posted by: Retread at December 12, 2013 05:09 PM (cHwk5)

249 But we are delicate spring flowers who would be crushed by them, and must thus be protected.

Posted by: Hollywood at December 12, 2013 09:04 PM (gqT4g)



Really?  That fragile?


Excellent....I mean, why are you anti-science?  Evolution and natural selection means you must go, because that is SCIENCE! you haters of science persons you, probably all creationist and Palinists if you won't let nature work it's wondrous caress on you.


Why does Hollywood hate science and Gaia?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Death Capades - ObamaCare on Ice! Sponsored by the Outrage Outlet at December 12, 2013 05:10 PM (gmoEG)

250 Something for blowtrumpet in the previous thread to consider, an opinion from Instapundit...

IN A BIG WIN FOR BOEHNER, House Passes Budget Deal. You can defend this deal, but BoehnerÂ’s gratuitous Tea Party-bashing wonÂ’t help the GOP win next year. A lot of Tea Party folks stayed home in 2012 because the GOP establishment made clear it didnÂ’t like them. That makes all this talk about the need to win elections ring a bit hollow.
Posted at 8:43 pm by Glenn Reynolds

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 12, 2013 05:10 PM (vjQ/G)

251 Sock be gone.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 12, 2013 05:10 PM (uluoH)

252 Hawaii official who released Barky's birth certificate dies in a plane crash. I guess the audit didn't take.

Posted by: --- at December 12, 2013 05:11 PM (MMC8r)

253 meeces to peaces

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at December 12, 2013 05:11 PM (u8GsB)

254 Idiots all, and yet, they're winning. Posted by: toby928© of the banned No, really, we are all losing. I guess someday, sitting in the ruins, we can say something like "we told you so", but some asshole will still insist it was Boooosh!

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at December 12, 2013 05:11 PM (dCwZe)

255 Well, the thing about the notional Cruz/Paul ticket in 2016 is this:

Near as I can figure, Paul's stance on amnesty for illegal aliens is that the only problem with it is the welfare state. So, abolish the welfare state and then let in all comers. No problem. They'll have to work for a living. No mooching.

Except, um, once they have the vote, they'll immediately reinstate the welfare state.

Shit, they'll vote for the kind of berserk socialist nonsense that Venezuela have just enacted. The "Ministry of Supreme Social Happiness".

Libertarians have been advancing various forms of this argument on immigration since about 1974. No one has ever yet refuted the simple counterargument that if you give the vote to newly arrived immigrants who want a welfare state, they'll vote for a welfare state. In other news, water is wet and fire will burn. Film at eleven.

Posted by: Hollywood at December 12, 2013 05:12 PM (gqT4g)

256 Hawaii official who released Barky's birth certificate dies in a plane crash.


I didn't realize Ft Marcy Park had a landing strip

Posted by: Vince Foster at December 12, 2013 05:12 PM (Pr6hk)

257 O/T again. This is scary. Like the old Iraq. Cross the man, bam, you dead. He kills his uncle. http://tinyurl.com/maf95wn

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 12, 2013 05:12 PM (0FSuD)

258 As a concerned moderate American, I don't think it very dignified for a sitting senator to put Alfred E. Neuman in blackface like that.

Posted by: VJay at December 12, 2013 05:13 PM (K4Gdd)

259 This is scary. Like the old Iraq. Cross the man, bam, you dead. He kills his uncle. ------------------- Or.., N. Korea

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 12, 2013 05:14 PM (aDwsi)

260 I make thousands of dollars a day off of liberals

Posted by: Tic-Tac-Toe Chicken at December 12, 2013 05:14 PM (Pr6hk)

261 Let me add to my wishlist, along with the Brawndo photoshop, for pixy to code up an auto-desockification routine. It would be most appreciated.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 12, 2013 05:14 PM (gqT4g)

262 256 - Never mind.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 12, 2013 05:14 PM (aDwsi)

263 . So, abolish the welfare state and then let in all comers. No problem. They'll have to work for a living. No mooching. ... Except, um, once they have the vote, they'll immediately reinstate the welfare state. Posted by: Hollywood No, one problem: neither they nor the US public is willing to elimate our welfare system. So, your chain there is stillborn.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 12, 2013 05:14 PM (B0gqn)

264 245 Here's a little something for the tinfoil hat brigade, link found on Twitter:

http://www.grandforksherald.com/event/article/id/280128/

Hawaii official who released Barky's birth certificate dies in a plane crash.

Posted by: Retread at December 12, 2013 09:09 PM (cHwk5)




Yeah, I heard that this afternoon.  He's the one who swore the birth certificate was real.



*puts tinfoil hat back on, at a jaunty angle*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2013 05:15 PM (lVPtV)

265 2016?  Still looking for the candidate that will 'take care of family business'

Posted by: Michael Corleone at December 12, 2013 05:16 PM (Pr6hk)

266 Let me add to my wishlist, along with the Brawndo photoshop, for pixy to code up an auto-desockification routine. It would be most appreciated. Posted by: torquewrench ---------------- I'm with you on that. Not sure how it would be handled.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 12, 2013 05:16 PM (aDwsi)

267 But we are delicate spring flowers who would be crushed by them, and must thus be protected.



Posted by: Hollywood at December 12, 2013 09:04 PM (gqT4g)

well didn't Nancy Pelosi promise (hopefully wrongly) that artists shouldn't bear burdens like the rest of us schmucks?

Posted by: willow at December 12, 2013 05:16 PM (nqBYe)

268 They're winning because that's all they want .... whether there is anything worth having after they win is not even a concept in their (minds?). We value a lot of other things more highly than an abstract victory, and actually care about the future. or, in other words: Sociopath vs. normal person, who's gonna win ? Not sayin' its right, sayin' thats how the world works, mmmkay ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 12, 2013 05:16 PM (gUoN4)

269 well didn't Nancy Pelosi promise (hopefully wrongly) that artists shouldn't bear burdens like the rest of us schmucks? --------------------- Embrace the suck.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 12, 2013 05:17 PM (aDwsi)

270 San Diego/Denver http://tinyurl.com/m22lrwu

Posted by: OT at December 12, 2013 05:17 PM (rn0EN)

271 Y'all get your darn mind pieces away from me...

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 12, 2013 05:17 PM (SUKHu)

272 ok, so the wiseman swearing of the birth of the g-dking is dead, as he already did the damage there is no reason for his demise to be anything other than it was.

Posted by: willow at December 12, 2013 05:18 PM (nqBYe)

273 It's east to 'win' when you promise free cake and ice cream..., and the media fail to point out that what you are actually getting is a shit sandwich.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 12, 2013 05:18 PM (aDwsi)

274 From the plane crash link:

The pilot and seven other passengers survived the crash with various injuries, U.S. Coast Guard search and rescue controller Darin McCracken said, adding that one of the injured swam to shore.

So the only one who died was the woman who released the birth certificate.

Posted by: Retread at December 12, 2013 05:19 PM (cHwk5)

275 well didn't Nancy Pelosi promise (hopefully wrongly) that artists shouldn't bear burdens like the rest of us schmucks?

Posted by: willow at December 12, 2013 09:16 PM (nqBYe)



That really depends on who get to tell whom if he is an artist or not.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Death Capades - ObamaCare on Ice! Sponsored by the Outrage Outlet at December 12, 2013 05:19 PM (gmoEG)

276 Mike , i'mma doin my share of embracing that suckiness.
i want to share my peace of my pi!

Posted by: willow at December 12, 2013 05:19 PM (nqBYe)

277 ONT up. Okay Willow...., time to go.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 12, 2013 05:20 PM (aDwsi)

278 Mikey read the obamacare logo up top.

those who wrote that get to decide.
sew i whin.

Posted by: willow at December 12, 2013 05:21 PM (nqBYe)

279 We value a lot of other things more highly than an abstract victory, and actually care about the future.or, in other words:

Sociopath vs. normal person, who's gonna win ?
>>

Yes I would be willing to suffer for my grandchildren's future and they are only willing to make sure I pay so they have none.

Posted by: The Hickster at December 12, 2013 05:22 PM (TI3xG)

280 o heck, i was just getting my wings on here.

Posted by: willow at December 12, 2013 05:22 PM (nqBYe)

281 252 Libertarians have been advancing various forms of this argument on immigration since about 1974. No one has ever yet refuted the simple counterargument that if you give the vote to newly arrived immigrants who want a welfare state, they'll vote for a welfare state. In other news, water is wet and fire will burn. Film at eleven. Posted by: Hollywood at December 12, 2013 09:12 PM (gqT4g) Yeah, but the idea is that abolishing the welfare state will tend to winnow out the moochers and freeloaders from the immigrant pool. The only people who will immigrate are those who know they will have to work or starve. Abolishing the welfare state first is crucial, though. I don't see that on the horizon. Also, if you abolish the welfare state, then an awful lot of moochers and freeloaders who are already citizens will have to work or starve. Then there will be that many fewer jobs available for immigrants; hence fewer immigrants.

Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2013 05:22 PM (sdi6R)

282 237 210...you must have been fun to eat next to at the family table like my brother. I worked out the best places to sit at tables...still do. Left flap to the outside. Or, I go Alpha, and sit at the head of table. Just easier that way.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 12, 2013 05:24 PM (18r9d)

283 ok, so the wiseman swearing of the birth of the g-dking is dead, as he already did the damage there is no reason for his demise to be anything other than it was. Look, I don't decide who gets put in my daily death card deck. I've got Val Jar for that. I just pull the damn card and hand it to Odd Job. Now lemme get back to my waffle.

Posted by: Barry O at December 12, 2013 05:24 PM (K4Gdd)

284 Look, I don't decide who gets put in my daily death card deck. I've got Val Jar for that. That's Preznit! Val-jar, homo. Show some respect.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 12, 2013 05:27 PM (18r9d)

285 Ont up

Posted by: Fourth Horseman RN now your MD under obummercare at December 12, 2013 05:29 PM (KuZ6A)

286 I watch very little local TV, so while I was channel-surfing the local stations, I was somewhat stunned to see AFP's ad tying Hagan (D-NC) to ObamaCare.  Whoa, I thought, that's pretty good.

LINK : http://preview.tinyurl.com/kd9l5hv     (YouTube)

Posted by: mrp at December 12, 2013 05:30 PM (HjPtV)

287 Posted by: willow at December 12, 2013 09:21 PM (nqBYe)


Yes, Nancy gets to decide.


Think about that very carefully, my aspiring artists.

Nancy gets to decide if you are an artist or not.

"Embrace the suck."

(I wasn't disagreeing with you willow.  I was emphasizing.)

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Death Capades - ObamaCare on Ice! Sponsored by the Outrage Outlet at December 12, 2013 05:34 PM (gmoEG)

288 38 OT, but ROTFLMAO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhkiZc7w8s8 Posted by: rickl at December 12, 2013 08:24 PM (sdi6R) Puts me in mind of Stoaty's Catsophone: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qIDPIRoY2I

Posted by: lizardbrain at December 12, 2013 05:46 PM (EXDjY)

289 you do realize that that very advertisement is to the right of your page?

Posted by: astonerii at December 12, 2013 06:09 PM (1qHDV)

290 "Piece of Mind"? Well, my Mom gave me a piece of her mind often enough; I guess turn about is fair play.

Posted by: Brown Line at December 12, 2013 06:20 PM (a5bF3)

291 "Piece of mind." That one drives me crazy. Right up there with "Put through the ringer," "Do to [such and such] circumstances," and "Tow the line." Good God. If you don't know what a phrase means why are you saying it?

Posted by: RKae at December 12, 2013 06:52 PM (oM38p)

292 My sleep-deprived brain filled in the phrase to be "piece of your mind" on my initial read. I just accepted it as the sort of immature bullshit they've been pulling all along. Mom and dad and corporations and oppression and stuff, man.

I do give them credit for finding something stupider than Brosurance, though!

Posted by: Karusky at December 12, 2013 07:19 PM (wtCU5)

293 I'd be fine with Walker getting the nomination as far as ideology goes, he's a solid conservative and he's willing to fight.  My only issue with him is I think he's a bit bland.  I don't see him making much of a connection with voters. 

Also, for whatever reason, Wisconsin doesn't seem to care much about one of their own being on the ticket.

Posted by: Uniden at December 12, 2013 07:32 PM (pS6g3)

294 And in other things I thought I'd never say: Is it just me, or has their PR office really gone downhill since Kumar left?

Posted by: Karusky at December 12, 2013 07:32 PM (wtCU5)

295 but some asshole will still insist it was Boooosh! Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at December 12, 2013 09:11 PM (dCwZe) Yeah, but then there is no law and we can put his head on a pike.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 12, 2013 07:39 PM (XIxXP)

296 Crookeder than a dog's hind leg, dumber than a creosote post.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 13, 2013 01:31 AM (T2V/1)

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