September 10, 2013

Some Comedy
— Ace




And this has nothing to do with anything, but I had to give credit:


The below video, from the Second City Comedy Network (which I assume is what it sounds like), is just wonderful.

But note who the target really isn't.

Once again Obama himself is not the target of the comedy. That would be too transgressive for professional comedy. Instead it's claimed that he may be being "misled" by the Secret Cabal that runs the world.

The target here are Obama-Worshipping Cultist Progs, certainly a worthy target in and of themselves.

But the New God of the Post-Rational Age himself isn't mocked.

Posted by: Ace at 09:57 AM | Comments (265)
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1 foist

Posted by: mallfly at September 10, 2013 09:59 AM (bJm7W)

2 What's the difference between Obama and a cult? I'd say it's the difference between an 'l' and an 'n'.

Posted by: mugiwara at September 10, 2013 10:01 AM (D5hxK)

3 the one about polio was kind of clever... might have been better like... oh... 

no one will admit Barack Obama cured cancer because he's black and we won't give a blank man credit for anything

Posted by: mallfly at September 10, 2013 10:01 AM (bJm7W)

4 on behalf of the cult with the n I resent that

Posted by: mallfly at September 10, 2013 10:02 AM (bJm7W)

5 Leftist are just creepy. Snake handlers all.

Posted by: Chaos, it the other dark meat at September 10, 2013 10:02 AM (oDCMR)

6 This is Wag the Dog, right?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at September 10, 2013 10:03 AM (EGPJQ)

7 If Obama walked on water, "they" would say it's because he can't swim.

Posted by: Replacing "Bush" with "Obama to make my jokes edgier at September 10, 2013 10:03 AM (NXg/k)

8 *crickets*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 10, 2013 10:03 AM (GjPnA)

9 We've come to a point where Americans give Putin credit for Obama's ideas cuz at least Putin is not black.


The intellectual contortions a statement like that requires would put a yoga instructor to shame.

Posted by: joncelli at September 10, 2013 10:04 AM (RD7QR)

10 Yes. The video is good. Very well done. And has brown people.

Posted by: © Sponge at September 10, 2013 10:04 AM (xmcEQ)

11 Barry!

I am thirsty. Fetch me a juicebox!


Posted by: Vladimir Putin at September 10, 2013 10:04 AM (EZl54)

12 That's real retarded, Sir

Posted by: Rachel Jeantel at September 10, 2013 10:04 AM (pginn)

13

Putin  invaded   Obama and Kerry's OODA Loops and swapped them with Kaboom.

Posted by: Roy at September 10, 2013 10:04 AM (VndSC)

14 He is calling you DUDE! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geBd2UU3-vM

Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2013 10:05 AM (g1DWB)

15 Teacher: what's 2 plus 2? @Linnyitssn: racism. Teacher: who was the father of the constitution? @linnyitssn: racism. Teacher: what caused the... @linnyitssn: I answer that already.

Posted by: David at September 10, 2013 10:05 AM (CjOHE)

16 6 This is Wag the Dog, right?
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at September 10, 2013 02:03 PM (EGPJQ)
No, this is dog the wag.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 10, 2013 10:06 AM (74gkr)

17 The world would be better if all threads contained boobs.

Posted by: © Sponge at September 10, 2013 10:06 AM (xmcEQ)

18 This whole "my military" thing totally pisses me off. OT but I just had to say it.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at September 10, 2013 10:06 AM (pginn)

19 Sofia Vergara still has bigger boobs than Kat Dennings.

Posted by: EC at September 10, 2013 10:06 AM (GQ8sn)

20
That first tweet? yeah, my flabber is gasted.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 10, 2013 10:07 AM (lnFK0)

21 Barak Obama and John Thurston Howell Kerry starring in the classic skit: Who's on first ?"

Posted by: The Jackhole at September 10, 2013 10:08 AM (nTgAI)

22 Well, we know the election of Baroke Owebama proves one thing: It's not about the content of ones character, but the COLOR OF THEIR SKIN. Isn't that right, John?

Posted by: © Sponge at September 10, 2013 10:08 AM (xmcEQ)

23 If Obama walked on water, "they" would say it's because he can't swim.

Posted by: Replacing "Bush" with "Obama to make my jokes edgier at September 10, 2013 02:03 PM (NXg/k)

 

Actually, it is because shit floats.  Damned Michelle and the twigs and berries she makes me eat....

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at September 10, 2013 10:08 AM (ggRof)

24 16 6 This is Wag the Dog, right? Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at September 10, 2013 02:03 PM (EGPJQ) No, this is dog the wag. Did somebody say "dog"? Because I'm STARVING!

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 10, 2013 10:11 AM (XVeZ4)

25 We must implement 'Airstrikes for Al Qaeda', it is imperative that I honor my family's military legacy

Posted by: John McCain at September 10, 2013 10:11 AM (Pr6hk)

26 Mmmm Sofia Vergara and Kat Dennings in a jello salad fight

Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at September 10, 2013 10:11 AM (SRH+8)

27 I love how no one will admit that Obama starred in Pretty Woman and became America's Sweetheart just because he's black and isn't Julia Roberts

Posted by: John the Dumb Prog at September 10, 2013 10:11 AM (/IWYB)

28 This thread is much easier to understand when accompanied by classical piano podcasts from WGBH.

Posted by: Inspriational Demotivation at September 10, 2013 10:11 AM (bZYsj)

29 Racism, straight up. No not Obama's critics, but guys like @linnyitssn and Chrissy.

Posted by: Janeane Garofalo at September 10, 2013 10:11 AM (pginn)

30 Obama will deliver his Emily Latella speach tonight.. "Let me be clear.. Hillary and Michelle said we should go to war with Syria because they have weapons of Ass Reduction..... Never mind

Posted by: I.C. Yurhini at September 10, 2013 10:11 AM (F0yGz)

31 What is this "foist"?

Posted by: siberian forest boy at September 10, 2013 10:12 AM (YD2FC)

32 I'm not sure I 100% agree with the 2 Broke girls thing, I mean they keep them in the diner a lot, with crappy covering uniforms.

Posted by: tsrblke at September 10, 2013 10:12 AM (GaqMa)

33 I somehow feel like the GOP establishment helps enable these assholes. We need moar (OK, some) official mockery. we can't count on Obama's paid and unpaid PR firms to do it.

Posted by: oeJay44incday at September 10, 2013 10:12 AM (QxSug)

34 Remember the defund Obamacare movement? Yeah.. me neither.

Posted by: Jake Argyle at September 10, 2013 10:13 AM (Z1/Hr)

35 Sorry you have to leave so soon Barky, but I understand you need to wok the dog

Posted by: Vlad Putin at September 10, 2013 10:13 AM (Pr6hk)

36

If this were not a political party but instead an actual Religious Cult, in what ways would it be different?

 

An actual cult doesn't need to employ union thugs to make the Flavor Aid.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at September 10, 2013 10:13 AM (4df7R)

37 Mmmm Sofia Vergara and Kat Dennings in a jello salad fight

Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at September 10, 2013 02:11 PM (SRH+



I believe ace once linked Kat Dennings' selfies before.  They are nice, but I prefer Sofia's.

Posted by: EC at September 10, 2013 10:13 AM (GQ8sn)

38 Let me be clear, I've always said that 2+2=5. Now some Republicans out there, the Rush Limbaughs and so-called journalists at certain cable channels will say, hey Barack, 2+2=4. It always has, they'll say, and always will. Well, maybe in their white surburban 1950s America, maybe 2+2 did equal 4. But we live in a more diverse world, and we need a more diverse math. That's why I've always been consistent in saying that 2+2=17. Check my record. You'll see. I'm a man of my word. So when I say 2+2 is -17,456 you can take that to the bank. Now, some will have questions. They'll say, Barack, it sounds like you just changed the definition of 2+2 several times in a single speech. Now, I'm not saying those people are racist. But those are the type of questions a racist would ask.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 10, 2013 10:14 AM (ZPrif)

39 I love how no one will admit that Obama is the father of Trayvon Martin because he's black - and gay.

Posted by: kathysaysso at September 10, 2013 10:14 AM (6H6o8)

40 We've come to a point where Americans give Ace credit for the Kaboom joke cuz at least Ace is not black. Or at least I think he is. Doesn't he wear a bag on his head?

Posted by: John, who is even dumber than Joe Biden at September 10, 2013 10:14 AM (pginn)

41 Ignorant fool. The writers of 2 Broke Girls do an even better job with the blonde girl's bony ass.

Posted by: oeJay44incday at September 10, 2013 10:14 AM (QxSug)

42 Weapons of Ass Reduction Pretty sure thatÂ’s an Alfonzo Rachel joke. Maybe even book. And probably porn video.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 10, 2013 10:14 AM (QF8uk)

43 I saw Kat Dennings in Thor and wanted to see more. So I watched Two Broke Girls. Now I want to kick puppies and slap young lovers in the park.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 10, 2013 10:14 AM (yETln)

44 That video is hilarious and very well-done. The disclaimer that aims away from Obama is pretty perfunctory, and not very convincing as a way of getting him off the hook. Calling someone a puppet isn't exactly an exoneration.

I am relieved today. I was so sure you were right yesterday, that the narrative was going to go straight to Nobel Superman Avoids War With His 3D Chess Powers. Instead, it's Putin Humiliates Urkel. Works for me.

Posted by: Splunge at September 10, 2013 10:15 AM (bKA83)

45 >Mmmm Sofia Vergara and Kat Dennings in a jello salad fight

Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at September 10, 2013 02:11 PM (SRH+



too messy. Just have them discuss politics.


In the shower.

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 10, 2013 10:16 AM (8sCoq)

46 I searched for "Kat Denning's gigantic boobs" and came to a web page featuring a vote between Kat and Christina Hendricks. I'll be in my bunk for good long while...

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at September 10, 2013 10:16 AM (1hM1d)

47 *rests head on MWR's shoulder* I got Outside on me. Stupid iguana tried to climb my leg. No there's no video of the hopping around.

Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at September 10, 2013 10:16 AM (SRH+8)

48 Some say Barack Obama invented herpes. I say we must transcend such petty politics and admit he IS herpes.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 10, 2013 10:16 AM (yETln)

49 I think I like the "2 Broke Girls" blonde the best. Her legs are like three miles long.

Posted by: Kensington at September 10, 2013 10:16 AM (znT2j)

50 Since this is a comedy thread, how come daily caller didn't label this satire?  Or is Politics the new word for satire?
Daily Caller editorial board endorses Anthony Weiner for mayorhttp://tinyurl.com/phsuoj9



Posted by: question at September 10, 2013 10:16 AM (/b8+5)

51

Liberal jokewriters must be feeling like a priest living next door to a whorehouse.

 

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 10, 2013 10:16 AM (SM0lc)

52 Putin is still running things?
Shit, comrade. Back to the woods for me.

Posted by: siberian forest boy at September 10, 2013 10:17 AM (YD2FC)

53 >I saw Kat Dennings in Thor and wanted to see more. So I watched Two Broke Girls. Now I want to kick puppies and slap young lovers in the park.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 10, 2013 02:14 PM (yETln)


you can't go to Google and see her topless selfies

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 10, 2013 10:17 AM (8sCoq)

54 Operation War, Peace,...Whatever!

Posted by: t-bird at September 10, 2013 10:17 AM (FcR7P)

55 What's funny is that we're fully aware that this Syria BS is a distraction from the defund ObamaCare movement.. but we're too stupid not to play along.. Funny sad. Not funny haha.

Posted by: Fyscyl Clyff at September 10, 2013 10:17 AM (Z1/Hr)

56 I expect Obama to drone on and on tonight about Assad attacking  and  exploding  people he doesn't like from the air,   and that Americans don't have a problem with that only because he's not black.

Posted by: Roy at September 10, 2013 10:17 AM (VndSC)

57 Don't worry,only a little more than 3 years of this boning left.Than we'll totes get a fair election.

Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2013 10:19 AM (9XBK2)

58 I searched for "Kat Denning's gigantic boobs" and came to a web page featuring a vote between Kat and Christina Hendricks.
I'll be in my bunk for good long while...
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at September 10, 2013 02:16 PM (1hM1d)



So who won? Other than your penis I mean.

Posted by: mugiwara at September 10, 2013 10:19 AM (D5hxK)

59 I somehow feel like the GOP establishment helps enable these assholes. We need moar (OK, some) official mockery.

Of course you do, pumpkin.

If Obama came to your house, ate your dog, pissed on your rug and slapped your wife, your first instinct would be to blame the mythical "GOP Establishment".

Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 10, 2013 10:19 AM (SY2Kh)

60 @Linnyitssn

Even we're smarter than this guy.

Posted by: Turnip Defense League [/i] at September 10, 2013 10:19 AM (O7Q1u)

61 American Foreign Policy is more unbelievable than an MTV Reality Show. With more botox even!

Posted by: dfbaskwill at September 10, 2013 10:20 AM (71LDo)

62 i love how no one will admit Barack Obama cured polio just because he's black and also because he didn't cure polio Elegance.

Posted by: Scott M at September 10, 2013 10:20 AM (AdBfq)

63 I got Outside on me. Stupid iguana tried to climb my leg. Iguanas are funny things. If you handle them gently every day they're pretty neat. If you don't, they get WILD! They'll tail slap you like it ain't no thing.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 10, 2013 10:20 AM (yETln)

64 Americans upped their racism.  They not only want to give credit to the white man  they  want  to give it to a true Caucasian. 

Posted by: polynikes at September 10, 2013 10:20 AM (m2CN7)

65 Don't worry,only a little more than 3 years of this boning left.Than we'll totes get a fair election.

Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2013 02:19 PM (9XBK2)

-

No kidding.  They are already tallying     'official'     2016 votes in the records.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 10, 2013 10:20 AM (SM0lc)

66

"...the Secret Cabal that runs the world."

 

 

Would someone please tell them that I am not impressed by the quality of their work.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Fall Obstreperousness has arrived! Get Yours Today! at September 10, 2013 10:20 AM (hLRSq)

67 >>> 14 He is calling you DUDE! That is the only Cake we will get at the camps.

Posted by: fluffy; future camper at September 10, 2013 10:20 AM (JiTKm)

68 Stephen Price Blair... "And probably porn video." in response to a Hilary/Michelle comment? I just threw up in my mouth a little ... ok .. a lot.

Posted by: I.C. Yurhini at September 10, 2013 10:21 AM (F0yGz)

69 lol, HP. I don't know. I assume that there is some group of people who are, at least on paper, in charge of the GOP.

Posted by: oeJay44incday at September 10, 2013 10:21 AM (QxSug)

70 You lose, comrade.

Russian President Vladimir Putin said that SyriaÂ’s chemical arms handover will only work if the US and its allies renounce the use of force against Damascus.

Posted by: putin the boots in at September 10, 2013 10:21 AM (YD2FC)

71 Are we supposed to bring it in the comments, too, or has Ace monopolized the bringing of it?

Posted by: rabid squirrel at September 10, 2013 10:21 AM (QSvuk)

72 you can't go to Google and see her topless selfies *pauses the rampage*

Posted by: bonhomme at September 10, 2013 10:21 AM (yETln)

73 I just love how no one admits that Obama deserved to win the Nobel Prize for Economics but didn't because he's black and not Paul Krugman.

Posted by: L, elle at September 10, 2013 10:21 AM (0PiQ4)

74

*rests head on MWR's shoulder*



I got Outside on me. Stupid iguana tried to climb my leg.



No there's no video of the hopping around.

 

Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at September 10, 2013 02:16 PM (SRH+

 

*hugs AtC and smooths     hair*      The iguana just wanted to say hello and   pledge its allegiance to the Benevolent Dictator, oh Queen.   I'm sure it's very sorry it    scared you.   I bet if you asked   it,    it would promise to    eat any nasty spider critters that may be    hanging around.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at September 10, 2013 10:21 AM (4df7R)

75 Speaking of comedy, anyone else notice hagel is an idiot amongst idiots

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 10, 2013 10:22 AM (9Xc5j)

76

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 10, 2013 02:20 PM (SM0lc)

 

My wife last night said "I'm sick of this waffling, I kinda miss Bush "The Decider."

I imagine she's not alone.

Sadly we will not translate this into 2014 gains.

Posted by: tsrblke at September 10, 2013 10:22 AM (GaqMa)

77 of course, whoever these people are, they probably also answer to the DNC because that would explain a lot.

Posted by: oeJay44incday at September 10, 2013 10:22 AM (QxSug)

78 Since this is a comedy thread, how come daily caller didn't label this satire?  Or is Politics the new word for satire?
Daily Caller editorial board endorses Anthony Weiner for mayorhttp://tinyurl.com/phsuoj9

Posted by: question at September 10, 2013 10:22 AM (/b8+5)

79 I think it is making fun of Obama (a bit) by making fun of the cultists, because of course, Obama did nothing to dispel the illusion that he was a worthy cult leader and could lower the oceans, save our souls, etc. WE BELIEVE! Of course, that it listed as paid for by Koch Industries shows that they think Koch is behind a world war

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 10, 2013 10:22 AM (N0aPW)

80 70 You lose, comrade.

Russian President Vladimir Putin said that SyriaÂ’s chemical arms handover will only work if the US and its allies renounce the use of force against Damascus.


And so Barky will reject it.

Posted by: joncelli at September 10, 2013 10:22 AM (RD7QR)

81 Also funny... Watching a bunch of Conservatives talking about how stupid Obama is - while getting completely played by him at the same time. He's winning. They're winning. They're not the stupid ones. The stupid ones lose.

Posted by: Fyscyl Clyff at September 10, 2013 10:22 AM (Z1/Hr)

82 22.8 million Americans won't go back to work, because they don't want the credit to go to a black man.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 10, 2013 10:23 AM (SM0lc)

83

Americans twice elected Barack Obama as President of the United States in order to show to the world how they can really keep the black man down.

 

/sarc*

 

*You can never be too obvious about these things.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Fall Obstreperousness has arrived! Get Yours Today! at September 10, 2013 10:23 AM (hLRSq)

84 Dang, that faux WWIII Kickstarter video is creepily like all of the 2012 OFA campaigns.Well done!

Posted by: Huma at September 10, 2013 10:24 AM (ZFdsD)

85 No, seriously, there really WERE carriage returns in there.

Posted by: joncelli at September 10, 2013 10:24 AM (RD7QR)

86 Yo - where you want us to put these things?    You reimbursing us for the Iraq-Syria border   crossing toll  charges like you did last   time?

Posted by: WMD Moving Company at September 10, 2013 10:24 AM (VndSC)

87
Barack cancelled his speech tonight and will present Michelle twerking with John Kerry instead.

Posted by: Just the facts at September 10, 2013 10:24 AM (bkTIc)

88

I got Outside on me. Stupid iguana tried to climb my leg.
No there's no video of the hopping around.

Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at September 10, 2013 02:16 PM (SRH+

 

That's just nature saying it likes you and finds you yummy.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Fall Obstreperousness has arrived! Get Yours Today! at September 10, 2013 10:24 AM (hLRSq)

89 81 Also funny... Watching a bunch of Conservatives talking about how stupid Obama is - while getting completely played by him at the same time. He's winning. They're winning. They're not the stupid ones. The stupid ones lose. ****************** lol, we'll totally expose Obama one of these days and he'll have a Colonel Jessup melt down and all the voters will finally see him for what he is... oh never mind.

Posted by: oeJay44incday at September 10, 2013 10:24 AM (QxSug)

90

Posted by: Fyscyl Clyff at September 10, 2013 02:22 PM (Z1/Hr)

 

You're right, reelection was a godsend for him.

I mean it'll totally polish up his legacy.

 

He won, I'll grant you that.  Why is certainly more complicated, and frankly, it'd have been better for him if he hadn't at this point.

Posted by: tsrblke at September 10, 2013 10:24 AM (GaqMa)

91 Wa-wah:

Neil Young’s Electric Car Breaks Down, Left ‘Helpless’ on California Highway

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at September 10, 2013 10:24 AM (EpkXg)

92

Watching a bunch of Conservatives talking about how stupid Obama is - while getting completely played by him at the same time.

 

How exactly are we getting played by Obammy and his merry band of idiots?   We all know this is a shell game.   It's not like that's a shocking revelation.  

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at September 10, 2013 10:25 AM (4df7R)

93 >>> If Obama came to your house, ate your dog, pissed on your rug and slapped your wife, your first instinct would be to blame the mythical "GOP Establishment". You're obviously not a golfer, Man.

Posted by: fluffy at September 10, 2013 10:25 AM (JiTKm)

94 these are not the spineless drones you're looking for....

Posted by: mythical "GOP Establishment" at September 10, 2013 10:26 AM (EZl54)

95 Comedy? How can you think of comedy when our foreign policy is lying unconscious on the floor naked and bleeding from every hole???!!! *storms off blog in a huff*

Posted by: Andy at September 10, 2013 10:27 AM (aTC5U)

96 40 We've come to a point where Americans give Ace credit for the Kaboom joke cuz at least Ace is not black.  Or at least I think he is. Doesn't he wear a bag on his head? 

Posted by: John, who is even dumber than Joe Biden at September 10, 2013 02:14 PM (pginn)

You've never seen an ewok, haven't you?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 10, 2013 10:27 AM (oY6Yp)

97 So ... new iPhone ... and it's the most amazing iPhone ever! Or at least since the last iPhone. This one has 200% more iPhone-ness.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 10, 2013 10:27 AM (ZPrif)

98 People also don't give Obama credit for our crappy economy, Fast and Furious, Benghazi, the IRS harassment scandal, out of control NSA, and Holder abusing his position because he's black. Can we please mention that too.
Obama is blameless, because he's black.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2013 10:27 AM (ZFdsD)

99 I am proud of President Obama, so proud that he persuaded that Putin guy to accept a diplomatic solution. Unlike Bush, that had to create two costly wars that sent the US economy into a recession, President Obama through John Kerry has arrived a diplomatic solution that Putin had to accept. I cannot wait for President Obama's speech tonight on how he did it. Well done and Kudos to our President of Color.

Posted by: LaQuisha Jeantell Largess' at September 10, 2013 10:27 AM (90aTA)

100 In sports we have a saying when the other side is demeaning you and saying how stupid you are, etc. It went like this: "Look at the scoreboard". Obamacare and Socialism: On its way and inevitable Conservatism: Losing big.

Posted by: Fyscyl Clyff at September 10, 2013 10:27 AM (Z1/Hr)

101

You know who else is giving Putin the "credit"

 

China

 

and the rest of the world

 

dumbshits think its a victory

 

they don't know he was just ass raped by Putin on the world stage

Posted by: thunderb at September 10, 2013 10:28 AM (zOTsN)

102 *sniffles at MWR* It was very cute. When it was Not By Me. In mocking TFG news there was a group of late 20 looking guys at breakfast yesterday that could have been Horde members for the mocking of TFG the gun discussions and the refighting of the Civil War.

Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at September 10, 2013 10:28 AM (SRH+8)

103 "You're going to be in a refugee camp .. but it will have free wi-fi."

I already knew that's where I'm headed.  But the wi-fi thing is new. 

Posted by: Phinn at September 10, 2013 10:28 AM (oFH2D)

104

>>So ... new iPhone ... and it's the most amazing iPhone ever!<<<

 

 

..because it's not black.

Posted by: Roy at September 10, 2013 10:28 AM (VndSC)

105 Wag the dog? This is so obscene and bereft of logic it's more like doink the cat.

Posted by: Marcus at September 10, 2013 10:28 AM (GGCsk)

106 97 So ... new iPhone ... and it's the most amazing iPhone ever! Or at least since the last iPhone. This one has 200% more iPhone-ness.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 10, 2013 02:27 PM (ZPrif)


Bah. One is plastic and the other is an incremental update. Jobs took Apple's mojo to the grave with him.

Posted by: joncelli at September 10, 2013 10:28 AM (RD7QR)

107 ALERT: Belgian And Italian Captives Tell World – Rebels Responsible For Chemical Attack

http://tinyurl.com/q22zn89

Posted by: question at September 10, 2013 10:28 AM (/b8+5)

108 100 In sports we have a saying when the other side is demeaning you and saying how stupid you are, etc. It went like this: "Look at the scoreboard". Obamacare and Socialism: On its way and inevitable Conservatism: Losing big. Posted by: Fyscyl Clyff at September 10, 2013 02:27 PM (Z1/Hr) ************ Wow...Lawrence O'Donnell is in the house/

Posted by: tasker at September 10, 2013 10:28 AM (r2PLg)

109

Posted by: Fyscyl Clyff at September 10, 2013 02:22 PM (Z1/Hr)

 

This play about Syria on the world stage?  Total Shakespeare.  Makes Obama look just like Olivier in his prime.  Really.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Fall Obstreperousness has arrived! Get Yours Today! at September 10, 2013 10:28 AM (hLRSq)

110 Obamacare and Socialism: On its way and inevitable Conservatism: Losing big. ************* It seems to me that it was a mistake for the GOP to stand idly by while the DNC floodes the country with naturally conservative Socialists who will only vote Democrat. It's frustrating to lose the war while never losing the argument.

Posted by: oeJay44incday at September 10, 2013 10:29 AM (QxSug)

111 Obamacare and Socialism: On its way and inevitable
Conservatism: Losing big.

Posted by: Fyscyl Clyff at September 10, 2013 02:27 PM (Z1/Hr)

 

Math hurts.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at September 10, 2013 10:29 AM (4df7R)

112 wanna see delusional....http://t.co/U3qYp3MAjD

Posted by: Ma Bell at September 10, 2013 10:29 AM (RLdcX)

113 I'm sure boehner and McCain and possibly Romney will issue a joint statement praising the dear leader for his great leadership in this time of crisis and for having handed us peace in our time.

Posted by: oeJay44incday at September 10, 2013 10:30 AM (QxSug)

114

"Obamacare and Socialism: On its way and inevitable"

 

Sailing fast and proud like a White Star Liner.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Fall Obstreperousness has arrived! Get Yours Today! at September 10, 2013 10:30 AM (hLRSq)

115 I'm inevitable!   Go me! 

Posted by: Universe's Coming Heat Death at September 10, 2013 10:30 AM (v3pYe)

116 So ... new iPhone ... and it's the most amazing iPhone ever! Or at least since the last iPhone. This one has 200% more iPhone-ness.


Aside from the new fingerprint reader, I'm not seeing anything that's new.  Slightly improved camera, maybe.


Am I missing something?

Oh yeah, it will come with a backdoor for the NSA to steal all your selfies.

Posted by: EC at September 10, 2013 10:30 AM (GQ8sn)

117 And the U-6 numbers and food stamps: WINNING!!!

Posted by: Fysical Clit at September 10, 2013 10:31 AM (YD2FC)

118 Bah!? Bah?! I point out it has 200% more iPhone-ness and you go Bah? And that's just 200% more iPhoniness compared to the last iPhone. It's over 3,200% more iPhoniness compared to the original iPhone. Bah, indeed.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 10, 2013 10:31 AM (ZPrif)

119 the stupid is so strong it stings the nostrils and burns the eyes

Posted by: thunderb at September 10, 2013 10:31 AM (zOTsN)

120

Obamacare and Socialism: On its way and inevitable

Conservatism: Losing big.
Posted by: Fyscyl Clyff at September 10, 2013 02:27 PM (Z1/Hr)

 

 

 

That stating it as black and white as can be.



Posted by: Roy at September 10, 2013 10:31 AM (VndSC)

121

The dumb asses that voted for Obama got played by him.   How's Gitmo working out for you?  How's that  no more wars promise ?  How are those drone strikes against  American brown people going?  How's that racial harmony going in between black on white killings?  Doesn't matter because you've got your long awaited Universal Healthcare coming up right?  Wait what?  You're not that sure you really want  whats coming?  

 

Keep fucking that dead chicken. 

Posted by: polynikes at September 10, 2013 10:31 AM (m2CN7)

122

I love how no one will admit Obama discovered Unobtanium just because he's black and because Unobtanium     isn't real.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at September 10, 2013 10:31 AM (4df7R)

123 You guys can have your swollen Dennings babe. Make mine Cat Deely.

Posted by: spongeworthy at September 10, 2013 10:31 AM (r5w1L)

124 >In sports we have a saying when the other side is demeaning you and saying how stupid you are, etc. It went like this:


what sport do you play?

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 10, 2013 10:32 AM (8sCoq)

125 Maybe some of us should head to the refugee camp now, and claim all the best sleeping corners and poop-hole locations. 

Posted by: Phinn at September 10, 2013 10:32 AM (oFH2D)

126 Twittering idiocy to thousands of people is the new not-black

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 10, 2013 10:32 AM (SM0lc)

127 This would be a good time for Kratos to remind us about In The End.  

What's he been up to lately? 

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 10, 2013 10:33 AM (oY6Yp)

128

orange is the new black

 

git your jumpsuits

Posted by: thunderb at September 10, 2013 10:33 AM (zOTsN)

129 Ah, socialist triumphalists trolling the blog. Just what I need to improve my headache.

Posted by: joncelli at September 10, 2013 10:33 AM (RD7QR)

130 I thought Clyffy was supposed to be on our side?Could it be he was a troll all along?

Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2013 10:33 AM (9XBK2)

131 The backstory Obama was pooping his pants and developing political responses in the event of failure during the OBL raid is now coming more into focus.

Posted by: Marcus at September 10, 2013 10:33 AM (GGCsk)

132 what sport do you play?

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 10, 2013 02:32 PM (8sCoq)

 

Gonna go out on a limb and guess     it doesn't.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at September 10, 2013 10:33 AM (4df7R)

133 Is there anything that I can't do?

Posted by: not-Black, the new and improved at September 10, 2013 10:34 AM (VndSC)

134 #stillwinning

Posted by: death and taxes at September 10, 2013 10:34 AM (EZl54)

135 its just like people wont give him credit for the cooling of the earth and the receding of the tides!!!!

Posted by: thunderb at September 10, 2013 10:34 AM (zOTsN)

136 "sports". Plural. All of them. Cause he's a sporter who knows his sports. Scoring the points on the pitch with the ball and the yards and goal and all the runs and touchdown baskets. And making the sex with all the cheerleaders like all the sporters do. Cause sports.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 10, 2013 10:34 AM (ZPrif)

137 Lots of shock, but tons of "awwwww" touched me deeply.

Posted by: MostlyRight at September 10, 2013 10:35 AM (w9AQ4)

138 "This play about Syria on the world stage? Total Shakespeare. Makes Obama look just like Olivier in his prime. Really." - Mikey NTH Do you think he / they give a flying fuck how closely this BS resembles Shakespeare? Oh - Obama looks indecisive and stuff and the people will soon wake up... When we wake up on Oct 1st, we'll all be fucking socialists.

Posted by: Fyscyl Clyff at September 10, 2013 10:35 AM (Z1/Hr)

139 Bah. One is plastic and the other is an incremental update. Jobs took Apple's mojo to the grave with him.

Posted by: joncelli at September 10, 2013 02:28 PM (RD7QR)


Yup, I have had a similar fingerprint reader on a HP laptop.  It was so wonky that I finally disabled it.  Maybe Apple really improved the fingerprint reader thing, but, it is so annoying to use one that most people will bypass it.  Of course, that is just my humble opinion.  I own Apple stock so I was hoping for much more with this reveal.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at September 10, 2013 10:35 AM (kXoT0)

140 128 This would be a good time for Kratos to remind us about In The End.

What's he been up to lately?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 10, 2013 02:33 PM (oY6Yp)


Got a job and a life, and good on him.

Posted by: joncelli at September 10, 2013 10:35 AM (RD7QR)

141 I thought Clyffy was supposed to be on our side?Could it be he was a troll all along?

Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2013 02:33 PM (9XBK2)

 

Nah,    it       revealed     its    full   troll colors when     it    was    calling us all stupid for not admitting that humans are no different from animals.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at September 10, 2013 10:35 AM (4df7R)

142 When we wake up on Oct 1st, we'll all be fucking socialists.

Dibs on Olivia Wilde.

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 10, 2013 10:36 AM (uYaYO)

143 And the worst part of this is that Barack Obama won't get credit for inventing the Candygram.

<ducks>

Posted by: Keith Arnold at September 10, 2013 10:36 AM (/vuFe)

144 Kratos does quite a bit of Tweeting.

Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2013 10:37 AM (9XBK2)

145 Just because the knew iPhone looks and behaves almost exactly like the last iPhone, don't think it doesn't have fully 200% more iPhone-ness. Cause it does.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 10, 2013 10:37 AM (ZPrif)

146

When we wake up on Oct 1st, we'll all be fucking socialists.

 

But all the socialist guys are lardasses    and    theta male dweebs.   *WHIIIINE*   I don't WANNA fuck them!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at September 10, 2013 10:37 AM (4df7R)

147 Syria's Foreign Minister Walid al-Moallem said on Tuesday that "we are ready to show sites with chemical arsenals to RussiaÂ’s representatives, as well as representatives of other states and the UN." hey I used to play show and tell with this little girl in my class who lived down the road also Showie but don't touchie

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 10, 2013 10:37 AM (9Xc5j)

148 Lunchtime!

Barry, my beetch, fix me a sandwich!


Posted by: Vladimir Putin at September 10, 2013 10:38 AM (EZl54)

149 I thought Clyffy was supposed to be on our side?Could it be he was a troll all along? He actually called it socialism. Either heÂ’s all-in for it, or heÂ’s trying some Tough Truths. I donÂ’t know. I look at what he does and the decisions he dithers making, and I canÂ’t see how Obama is in any sense smart or even average. On the other hand, I donÂ’t have one, because Obamacare chopped it off rather than treat my hangnail.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 10, 2013 10:38 AM (QF8uk)

150

Scoreboard:

 

Conservatives:   250 million guns

 

Liberals:  55 million abortions

Posted by: polynikes at September 10, 2013 10:38 AM (m2CN7)

151 James Woods ‏@RealJamesWoods 2m

Report: Syria will sign weapons ban, open storage sites http://usat.ly/17NiY0U  So Putin completely upstages Obama. Embarrassing.

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 10, 2013 10:38 AM (8sCoq)

152 "I got Outside on me. Stupid iguana tried to climb my leg.
 Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at September 10, 2013 02:16 PM"


Melman the Giraffe:  Aaaah!  Nature!  It's all over me!  Get it off!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 10, 2013 10:39 AM (knoK7)

153 So Barry O'barky just flexed his six-pack abs and the Syrians shoved all their WMD's to Russia? Is that pretty much what happened?


You'd think he was raised on Kaboom or something.

Posted by: tcn at September 10, 2013 10:39 AM (UuMu9)

154 The new iPhone is simply the greatest thing of all time. And we'd love to credit Obama, but we can't because he's black and America racist. So we have to credit all these nerdy white and asian guys who actually designed and built it. Also, I guess, all the Chinese peasant ladies who, technically, assembled it. Thanks for having skinny fingers ladies!

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 10, 2013 10:39 AM (ZPrif)

155 Aside from the new fingerprint reader, I'm not seeing anything that's new. Slightly improved camera, maybe. 64 bit processor?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 10, 2013 10:39 AM (yETln)

156 Labor, with union membership declining, will woo non-workershttp://tinyurl.com/nqyo8hl
since this is a comedy thread....

Posted by: question at September 10, 2013 10:40 AM (/b8+5)

157 Mmmm Sofia Vergara and Kat Dennings in a jello salad fight

Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD

I take it you haven't seen "Ridick"?
With Katee Sackhoff's topless sceen?

Posted by: Paladin at September 10, 2013 10:40 AM (HuzS0)

158 Every iPhone that's come out since the first one has only been new apps. The phone has been relatively unchanged from the start.

Posted by: © Sponge at September 10, 2013 10:40 AM (xmcEQ)

159 Barry, my beetch, fix me a sandwich!


Posted by: Vladimir Putin at September 10, 2013 02:38 PM (EZl54)


Vlad, sweetie, you know it's spelled "sammich."

Posted by: tcn at September 10, 2013 10:40 AM (UuMu9)

160 "we are ready to show sites with chemical arsenals to RussiaÂ’s representatives, as well as representatives of other states and the UN." The containers will say, "Caution: Chemical Weapon" on them, so that's how you know you've found all of them.

Posted by: t-bird at September 10, 2013 10:40 AM (FcR7P)

161 my moment of comedy.

In most cases, this sleight of hand is actually the simplest part of the scam. Most card and shell games are very elaborate operations involving several crew members. In addition to the tosser, the scam depends on a lookout to keep an eye out for the police, a roper to bring in potential players and one or more shills to get people to play. The shill blends in as part of the crowd -- in fact, the shill will appear to be the opposite of the tosser. If the tosser is wearing a dirty T-shirt and a baseball cap, the shill might be dressed in a suit, carrying a briefcase. The shills job is to act as a player or an involved spectator.

Posted by: willow at September 10, 2013 10:41 AM (nqBYe)

162 >>> When we wake up on Oct 1st, we'll all be fucking socialists. I hope I get one who washes.

Posted by: fluffy at September 10, 2013 10:41 AM (JiTKm)

163 Fatah army urges Palestinians to terrorize Israel on Yom Kippur Fatah is the Party that controls the Pali Authority that we give billions to. Hey let's give em a State

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 10, 2013 10:41 AM (9Xc5j)

164 Instead it's claimed that he may be being "misled" by the Secret Cabal that runs the world. --- Who's in it? The Geddes, Rothchildes, Queen, Vatican, and Colonel Sanders before he went tits-up?

Posted by: Stuart MacKenzie at September 10, 2013 10:42 AM (/Crba)

165 I love how no one will give Obama credit for    crafting the WWI Armistice just because he's black and because    his     mother    wasn't   born yet.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at September 10, 2013 10:42 AM (4df7R)

166 137 "sports". Plural. All of them. Cause he's a sporter who knows his sports. Scoring the points on the pitch with the ball and the yards and goal and all the runs and touchdown baskets. And making the sex with all the cheerleaders like all the sporters do. Cause sports.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 10, 2013 02:34 PM (ZPrif)


A quick review of the troll's hash shows that he/she had some derogatory things to say about televised football.  It was the thread with the Miami cheerleaders doing a video. 


I'm getting a feeling that Fyscal Clyff looks a lot like the guy in the WWIII Kickstarter video, the one who's a "public policy scholar and barista."

Posted by: Phinn at September 10, 2013 10:42 AM (oFH2D)

167 Russian President Vladimir Putin said that
SyriaÂ’s chemical arms handover will only work if the US and its allies
renounce the use of force against Damascus.
And so Barky will reject it.

Posted by: joncelli at September 10, 2013 02:22 PM (RD7QR)

 

 

--------------------------------------------

 

 

He's still in that hard place.  If he agrees, he's going to piss off the only  "friends"   (AQ and the MB)  he has in this world.  And that opens up all sorts of really bad possibilities for this nation.  

Posted by: Soona at September 10, 2013 10:42 AM (3Mz5/)

168 I thought Clyffy was supposed to be on our side?Could it be he was a troll all along? And what exactly is "our side"? The side that is so fucking stupid you can't see when you're being played by a classic "wag the dog" strategy? No thanks.

Posted by: Fyscyl Clyff at September 10, 2013 10:43 AM (Z1/Hr)

169 Has anyone ever determined why we send money to Islamicists all over the mideast? For the life of me (perhaps literally) I can't figure out why we send aid and comfort to the enemy. Somebody really should hang for that, shouldn't they?

Posted by: tcn at September 10, 2013 10:43 AM (UuMu9)

170 >>When we wake up on Oct 1st, we'll all be fucking socialists. Sounds like I'm going back to my college years. October 1st is going to be yet another goat fuck for Obama when his totally unworkable plan starts coming apart at the seams. And he will blame someone else, of course.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2013 10:43 AM (g1DWB)

171
We've come to a point where Americans give Putin credit for Obama's ideas cuz at least Putin is not black.


The intellectual contortions a statement like that requires would put a yoga instructor to shame.

Posted by: joncelli at September 10, 2013 02:04 PM (RD7QR)










@linnyitssn is known from here to Volantis. He is one of only four lefty bloggers in the world that can perform a proper Meereenese Knot.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 10, 2013 10:43 AM (TIIx5)

172 I just saw Huell on It's Always Sunny. I had heard that he did stand up comedy.

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at September 10, 2013 10:44 AM (WdWRd)

173 163 >>> When we wake up on Oct 1st, we'll all be fucking socialists.

I hope I get one who washes.

Posted by: fluffy at September 10, 2013 02:41 PM (JiTKm)


ISWYDT.

Posted by: joncelli at September 10, 2013 10:44 AM (RD7QR)

174 158 She takes her top off?My interest in that film has greatly increased if so.

Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2013 10:44 AM (9XBK2)

175

"we are ready to show sites with chemical arsenals to RussiaÂ’s representatives, as well as representatives of other states and the UN."

 

Do   those   "other states and the UN" include the United States?   I ask     because the Russkies were so clear earlier in mentioning that they'd share their draft resolution with other members of the UN, "including the United States."   Yet no mention here from their Syrian buddies?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at September 10, 2013 10:44 AM (4df7R)

176

"When we wake up on Oct 1st, we'll all be fucking socialists."

 

I hope she's cute because I don't have any paper bags in the house.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Fall Obstreperousness has arrived! Get Yours Today! at September 10, 2013 10:44 AM (hLRSq)

177 ...and Colonel Sanders before he went tits-up?
Is that what they told you???

Posted by: the chicken at September 10, 2013 10:44 AM (YD2FC)

178 pretty funny, especially compared to what I remember Second City being like years ago. The underlying truth of the humor is that there are plenty of people who are just about that blindly loyal to His Majerstry.

Posted by: mallfly at September 10, 2013 10:44 AM (bJm7W)

179 Who's in it? The Geddes, Rothchildes, Queen, Vatican, and Colonel Sanders before he went tits-up?

Posted by: Stuart MacKenzie at September 10, 2013 02:42 PM (/Crba)


Colonel Sanders had chicken breasts.

Posted by: tcn at September 10, 2013 10:44 AM (UuMu9)

180 Showie but don't touchie

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 10, 2013 02:37 PM (9Xc5j)

Practicing for marriage at a young age!

[well, except for the showie part]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 10, 2013 10:44 AM (gqgiP)

181 Dem Senator Heidi Heitkamp: “We Aren’t Trusting Assad, We’re Trusting The Russians”… Hey I'm on board with that. Me and the Rosenbergs

Posted by: Alger HIss at September 10, 2013 10:44 AM (9Xc5j)

182 take it you haven't seen "Ridick"?With Katee Sackhoff's topless sceen? Do not taunt Happy Fun Alex. So. It's pouring and our tour bus just got a flat tire. Aces.

Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at September 10, 2013 10:45 AM (SRH+8)

183 >>> When we wake up on Oct 1st, we'll all be fucking socialists.

I fucked a socialist once.  She was in grad school, a TA for one of my English classes. 

A dirty, dirty socialist. 

Posted by: Phinn at September 10, 2013 10:45 AM (oFH2D)

184 @linnyitssn is known from here to Volantis. He is one of only four lefty bloggers in the world that can perform a proper Meereenese Knot. --- Is he a memetic sex god known as the Tripod, though? Didn't think so.

Posted by: Podrick Payne at September 10, 2013 10:45 AM (/Crba)

185 heh...its funneh cuz its true.


The progs shit is that fucked up.

 



Posted by: dananjcon at September 10, 2013 10:45 AM (jvd3N)

186 165 Instead it's claimed that he may be being "misled" by the Secret Cabal that runs the world. --- Who's in it? The Geddes, Rothchildes, Queen, Vatican, and Colonel Sanders before he went tits-up? Posted by: Stuart MacKenzie at September 10, 2013 02:42 PM (/Crba) The Illuminati

Posted by: Ma Bell at September 10, 2013 10:45 AM (RLdcX)

187 We will show the weapons to Russian,Chinese,North Korean and Iranian weapons inspectors. Syria

Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2013 10:46 AM (9XBK2)

188

So if Putin is the Dealmaker/Peacemaker guy in the Middle East now, can we take it as a real Shift in world affairs?

 

I think so. We now no longer lead. Don't think its fair to say Russia stole the ball or anything, but we did pass it. Maybe fumbled is a better way to put it.

 

Welcome to the New World Order, guys.

Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at September 10, 2013 10:46 AM (3ZtZW)

189 Practicing for marriage at a young age! [well, except for the showie part] Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 10, 2013 02:44 PM (gqgiP) Well a Jewish mariage anyway

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 10, 2013 10:46 AM (9Xc5j)

190 >Posted by: Fyscyl Clyff at September 10, 2013 02:43 PM (Z1/Hr)


Wow- you're a smart motherfucker

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 10, 2013 10:46 AM (8sCoq)

191 Aside from the new fingerprint reader, I'm not seeing anything that's new. Slightly improved camera, maybe.

64 bit processor?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 10, 2013 02:39 PM (yETln)



Ah yes, the A7 chip.  Like the A6 needed replacing.

Posted by: EC at September 10, 2013 10:46 AM (GQ8sn)

192 Nah, it revealed its full troll colors when it was calling us all stupid for not admitting that humans are no different from animals.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea at September 10, 2013 02:35 PM (4df7R)

 

Huh, Clyffy must be the hold out on my comps committee.  I didn't realize one of my professors was a horde troll

Posted by: tsrblke at September 10, 2013 10:46 AM (GaqMa)

193 Fuck. Now I want KFC

Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at September 10, 2013 10:47 AM (SRH+8)

194 I take it you haven't seen "Ridick"? With Katee Sackhoff's topless sceen? --- I was thinking about it before, but now I'm definitely getting that one on video. Hopefully the power of Starbuck's tits can make me forget the second Riddick movie.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at September 10, 2013 10:47 AM (/Crba)

195 So. It's pouring and our tour bus just got a flat tire. Aces.

Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at September 10, 2013 02:45 PM (SRH+

 

*shoves shirtless Karl Urban    holding an umbrella     through USB port*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at September 10, 2013 10:47 AM (4df7R)

196 Once you've had flock, you'll never go block.

Posted by: the chicken at September 10, 2013 10:47 AM (YD2FC)

197 So. It's pouring and our tour bus just got a flat tire. Aces.


OH SHIT!!!  It went below 55 mph!!!

Posted by: EC at September 10, 2013 10:47 AM (GQ8sn)

198 182 Dem Senator Heidi Heitkamp: “We Aren’t Trusting Assad, We’re Trusting The Russians”…

Hey I'm on board with that. Me and the Rosenbergs

Posted by: Alger HIss at September 10, 2013 02:44 PM (9Xc5j)

really?

Posted by: Joe McCarthy at September 10, 2013 10:47 AM (/b8+5)

199
Showie but don't touchie

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 10, 2013 02:37 PM (9Xc5j)







I've always preferred Dooie.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 10, 2013 10:47 AM (TIIx5)

200 lol, HP. I don't know. I assume that there is some group of people who are, at least on paper, in charge of the GOP.

To some degree, sure. 

However I'm getting really tired of the reflexive "Blame The GOP Establishment" for any and every little thing.  Especially since nobody in the knee-jerk crowd can define what the "GOP Establishment" actually is.

Car got a flat tire?  GOP Establishment caused it.
Obamacare?  GOP Establishment somehow responsible.
A leftist says something stupid on Twitter?  Blame the GOP Establishment.

Try blaming the fuckups of Obama and the left on Obama and the left once in a while.  The GOP Establishment is not the cause of and solution to all our problems, real or imagined.

That's alcohol.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 10, 2013 10:48 AM (SY2Kh)

201

The containers will say, "Caution: Chemical Weapon" on them, so that's how you know you've found all of them.

Posted by: t-bird at September 10, 2013 02:40 PM (FcR7P)

 

 

-----------------------------------------------

 

 

Almost.  It'll be a warehouse with the sign "Chemical Weapons Stash",  right next to the  building with a "Baby Milk Factory"  sign on it.

Posted by: Soona at September 10, 2013 10:48 AM (3Mz5/)

202 "Because Obama" is satire ?

Posted by: Pres**ent Barack “Unexpectedly” Obama at September 10, 2013 10:49 AM (e8kgV)

203 Obama's favorite methods of solving problems, appearing on the View or releasing shirtless moob photos don't appear to be working on Putin.

Posted by: oeJay44incday at September 10, 2013 10:49 AM (QxSug)

204 Katee Sackhoff

who?... oh... yeah, looks too young to model lingerie

Posted by: mallfly at September 10, 2013 10:49 AM (bJm7W)

205

Dem Senator Heidi Heitkamp: “We Aren’t Trusting Assad, We’re Trusting The Russians”…

 

And another generation is reminded why Democrats are not to be trusted with serious things such as foreign policy and national defense.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Fall Obstreperousness has arrived! Get Yours Today! at September 10, 2013 10:49 AM (hLRSq)

206 I think her character in the Riddick movie is supposed to be a lesbian.

Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2013 10:49 AM (9XBK2)

207

Dem Senator Heidi Heitkamp: “We Aren’t Trusting Assad, We’re Trusting The Russians”…

 

You mean the Russians your Preezy,  SecState,    SecDef,     UN Ambassador, and National Security Advisor have just spent    the past week calling untrustworthy bastards?    Yeah, sure, why not.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at September 10, 2013 10:49 AM (4df7R)

208 lol donate 10 dollars to the world war 3 project.

Posted by: willow at September 10, 2013 10:50 AM (nqBYe)

209 207 I think her character in the Riddick movie is supposed to be a lesbian. --- Are you just teasing Happy Fun Alex at this point?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at September 10, 2013 10:50 AM (/Crba)

210 Good news! The word 'skeptical' that has been MIA in the news for the last month has suddenly reappeared!! The "news" is wondering today how 'skeptical' we should be of Russia's and Syria's proposal. lulz

Posted by: soothie at September 10, 2013 10:50 AM (OcLOT)

211 Just thinking out loud here, did Obama consider consulting with past presidents about how to handle this Syria clusterfark, anytime over the past couple of years?  There are four alive who have sat in his seat, and might have been able to see the potholes lining the road.  At this point I'd even encourage him to seek advice from Clinton or Carter, which is really saying something.

Posted by: Mayday at September 10, 2013 10:50 AM (eHc+1)

212 Starbuck had tits???

Posted by: zombie lorne greene at September 10, 2013 10:50 AM (YD2FC)

213 OH SHIT!!! It went below 55 mph!!! 

Posted by: EC at September 10, 2013 02:47 PM (GQ8sn)


Don't lose your head now.  

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 10, 2013 10:51 AM (v3pYe)

214 Sad, bitter troll saw a "comedy" thread and decided to try and shit on it to spread his sadness to others.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 10, 2013 10:51 AM (ZPrif)

215 I think her character in the Riddick movie is supposed to be a lesbian.

 

Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2013 02:49 PM (9XBK2)

 

Did you not read the warning to not tempt Happy Fun Alex?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at September 10, 2013 10:51 AM (4df7R)

216 213 Starbuck had tits??? --- Apparently Dirk Benedict was hitting the steroids pretty hard in the 70s and early 80s.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at September 10, 2013 10:51 AM (/Crba)

217 Hopefully the power of Starbuck's tits can make me forget the second Riddick movie.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at September 10, 2013 02:47 PM (/Crba)

 

I liked the Chronicles better than Pitch Black. 

Posted by: polynikes at September 10, 2013 10:51 AM (m2CN7)

218 The left does what it does. Our side is like a domestic Samantha Powers, that we can convince the left to behave. I'm old enough to remember when GOP pols had things like "messages" and "wedge issues".

Posted by: oeJay44incday at September 10, 2013 10:51 AM (QxSug)

219

204 Obama's favorite methods of solving problems, appearing on the View or releasing shirtless moob photos don't appear to be working on Putin.

That's because while Obama is appearing on the View, Putin is wrestling crocodiles and discovering ancient pottery.

 

 

Posted by: Anachronda at September 10, 2013 10:51 AM (NmR1a)

220 212 Just thinking out loud here, did Obama consider consulting with past presidents about how to handle this Syria clusterfark, anytime over the past couple of years? There are four alive who have sat in his seat, and might have been able to see the potholes lining the road. At this point I'd even encourage him to seek advice from Clinton or Carter, which is really saying something.

Posted by: Mayday at September 10, 2013 02:50 PM (eHc+1)

We're ready, we'll help him talk to anyone he wants.

Posted by: the mediums at September 10, 2013 10:52 AM (/b8+5)

221 Apologies if this has been discussed already but I'm listening to Tammy Bruce from last night where she said Poppin' Fresh was saying that publishing RFK's diary was double negative ungood. By all means, In Fairness, let the garbage Kennedys keep portraying the suicide death of his wife as the unbalanced act of a lunatic. Fucking squishball.

Posted by: Captain Hate on an iPhone at September 10, 2013 10:52 AM (31mu4)

222 218 Hopefully the power of Starbuck's tits can make me forget the second Riddick movie. Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at September 10, 2013 02:47 PM (/Crba) I liked the Chronicles better than Pitch Black. --- Loved Pitch Black. Chronicles felt like a Pitch Black sequel and a sci-fi Lord Of The Rings epic being held together by band-aids and twist-ties.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at September 10, 2013 10:52 AM (/Crba)

223 212 Just thinking out loud here, did Obama consider consulting with past presidents about how to handle this Syria clusterfark, anytime over the past couple of years? There are four alive who have sat in his seat, and might have been able to see the potholes lining the road. At this point I'd even encourage him to seek advice from Clinton or Carter, which is really saying something. 

Posted by: Mayday at September 10, 2013 02:50 PM (eHc+1)


Unfortunately, we're dealing with a person who thinks he can do anything better than his staff. 

Wonder if he thinks he can fight better than a US Marine as well?  

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 10, 2013 10:52 AM (v3pYe)

224  I think her character in the Riddick movie is supposed to be a lesbian. Go on . . . .

Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at September 10, 2013 10:52 AM (SRH+8)

225 We're ready, we'll help him talk to anyone he wants.
--

In that case, Zombie Reagan FTW.

Posted by: Mayday at September 10, 2013 10:53 AM (eHc+1)

226 I liked the Chronicles better than Pitch Black.


The Chroni-What-Cles of Riddick?

I thought for sure the third movie would be about him and Necromongers kicking all sorts of ass, now that he was in charge.  Instead we get Pitch Black 2.  I liked Chronicles too.

"You keep what you kill."

"If you can't keep up, don't step up."

"Let's play our favourite game."

"Wait......wait...."

Posted by: EC at September 10, 2013 10:54 AM (GQ8sn)

227 Barky Calrissian negotiates with Darth Putin:
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpE_xMRiCLE

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 10, 2013 10:54 AM (Nv1wh)

228 Wonder if he thinks he can fight better than a US Marine as well?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 10, 2013 02:52 PM (v3pYe)

 

No no.   He thinks  he's the ultimate Peacemaker.   He wouldn't HAVE to fight better than a Marine, because he could talk his way to a peaceful solution.   Like MacGyver, but with less technological savvy and    more   saggy    mantits.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at September 10, 2013 10:54 AM (4df7R)

229 >>> Starbuck had tits??? Not really, but Hey! We we were at sea a LONG TIME!

Posted by: Queequeg at September 10, 2013 10:54 AM (JiTKm)

230

187 The Illuminati

 

There can be only one.

 

Posted by: The Illuminatus at September 10, 2013 10:55 AM (NmR1a)

231

The best part of "Chronicles of Riddick" was Karl Urban.

 

*shines fangirl badge*

 

I just couldn't get my head around the bizarre inclusion of Judi Dench. 

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at September 10, 2013 10:55 AM (4df7R)

232
the power of Starbuck's tits compels you
the power of Starbuck's tits compels you
the power of Starbuck's tits compels you

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 10, 2013 10:56 AM (8sCoq)

233 I RT'd @linnyitssn thinking it was brilliant satire.

Posted by: motionview (@motionview) at September 10, 2013 10:56 AM (2yPl+)

234 Why can't someone on our side do a video like this that actually hits Obama and leaves out the "Paid for by Koch" crap.

Posted by: rrpjr at September 10, 2013 10:56 AM (Fc35z)

235 Pitch Black is awesome. Chronicles has Karl and Karl's hair. I like it.

Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at September 10, 2013 10:57 AM (SRH+8)

236 The Chroni-What-Cles of Riddick? I thought for sure the third movie would be about him and Necromongers kicking all sorts of ass, now that he was in charge. Instead we get Pitch Black 2. I liked Chronicles too. "You keep what you kill." "If you can't keep up, don't step up." "Let's play our favourite game." "Wait......wait...." --- The deal was that Chronicles lost a ton of money for Universal, so Vin Diesel and David Twohy had to produce this themselves after they secured the rights. They didn't have the budget to do what they originally wanted, which was to make part 2 of the trilogy they wanted to make, so they had to dump the Necromongers and do what they wanted to on a smaller scale.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at September 10, 2013 10:57 AM (/Crba)

237 232 The best part of "Chronicles of Riddick" was Karl Urban.

*shines fangirl badge*

I just couldn't get my head around the bizarre inclusion of Judi Dench.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea at September 10, 2013 02:55 PM (4df7R)


She seems to pop up everywhere. I think she's paying off an expensive piece of real estate or something.

Posted by: joncelli at September 10, 2013 10:57 AM (RD7QR)

238
The left does what it does. Our side is like a domestic Samantha Powers, that we can convince the left to behave.

I'm old enough to remember when GOP pols had things like "messages" and "wedge issues".

Posted by: oeJay44incday at September 10, 2013 02:51 PM (QxSug)









I'm ready for Zombie Lee Atwater to take over the RNC.....in a manner like Genghis Khan.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 10, 2013 10:57 AM (TIIx5)

239 the power of Starbuck's tits compels you the power of Starbuck's tits compels you the power of Starbuck's tits compels you You're not here for the whaling, are you?

Posted by: Queequeg at September 10, 2013 10:57 AM (JiTKm)

240 The deal was that Chronicles lost a ton of money for Universal, so Vin Diesel and David Twohy had to produce this themselves after they secured the rights.


Seemed like it did well enough.

Posted by: EC at September 10, 2013 10:59 AM (GQ8sn)

241 She seems to pop up everywhere. I think she's paying off an expensive piece of real estate or something. --- In the words of Michael Caine, roughly paraphrased "I have not seen that film (Jaws: The Revenge), and I hear it is quite terrible. However, I have seen the house that I bought with the money from it and it is beautiful."

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at September 10, 2013 10:59 AM (/Crba)

242 The cups at Starbucks used to include the tits in the logo

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 10, 2013 10:59 AM (8sCoq)

243 The best part of "Chronicles of Riddick" was Karl Urban.

*shines fangirl badge*

I just couldn't get my head around the bizarre inclusion of Judi Dench.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea at September 10, 2013 02:55 PM (4df7R)

 

 

Thank you. Thank you.   I was trying to figure out  where I saw the  CIA agent  in Red before.    Chronicles of Riddick.    I could of googled it but  wanted it to come to me.      

Posted by: polynikes at September 10, 2013 10:59 AM (m2CN7)

244 Unfortunately, we're dealing with a person who thinks he can do anything better than his staff.

--

Reality bites.  I'm betting he will not veer off TOTUS for a long while now. 

Also, that he'll turn his seething rage towards his usual enemies, conservatives/GOP/tea party types, anyone he perceives as not supporting him.

Posted by: Mayday at September 10, 2013 11:00 AM (eHc+1)

245

Best part of Chronicles was the "all back a da bus" joke. The rest......meh.

Pitch Black rocked.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 10, 2013 11:00 AM (TIIx5)

246 241 The deal was that Chronicles lost a ton of money for Universal, so Vin Diesel and David Twohy had to produce this themselves after they secured the rights. Seemed like it did well enough. --- The production budget alone was about $120m and the film only grossed about $115m worldwide. Given the amount of advertising they put into it, that's a fairly sizable loss under Hollywood accounting.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at September 10, 2013 11:00 AM (/Crba)

247 The GOP Establishment is not the  solution to all our problems, real or imagined.

That's alcohol.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 10, 2013 02:48 PM (SY2Kh)


exactly.

lol

Posted by: willow at September 10, 2013 11:02 AM (nqBYe)

248 voice coming from talking box on end table said UN Security Council mtg canceled

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 10, 2013 11:02 AM (8sCoq)

249 2 What's the difference between Obama and a cult? I'd say it's the difference between an 'l' and an 'n'. Posted by: mugiwara at September 10, 2013 02:01 PM (D5hxK) I have no idea what that means, but it sounds RACCIIIIIIST!!!

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 56% more DOOM! at September 10, 2013 11:03 AM (09o/X)

250 I think her character in the Riddick movie is supposed to be a lesbian.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Her character was referred to as "Doll", but upon seeing the credits it's "Dahl".  So totally non-sexist.  The movie was more along the lines of "Pitch Black".  Overall I liked it.

Posted by: Paladin at September 10, 2013 11:03 AM (HuzS0)

251

"Also, that he'll turn his seething rage towards his usual enemies, conservatives/GOP/tea party types, anyone he perceives as not supporting him."

 

Oh, he's going to turn on the bulk of the Democratic Congressional Caucus?

Well, let's get this rolling already, internecine warfare is very entertaining.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Fall Obstreperousness has arrived! Get Yours Today! at September 10, 2013 11:04 AM (hLRSq)

252 Katee Sackhoff and another lady made a video where they get their pictures taken in the pool and on motorcycles without much on

kinda nsfw-ish

http://is.gd/J8mtwp

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 10, 2013 11:08 AM (8sCoq)

253 At some point will there be a straw that breaks the camel's back?

I mean, Pretty Pony Princess Obama went out there and basically said everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, but him set that red line.

Didn't we all grow up knowing someone who was pathologically incapable of accepting any blame -- and weren't these types universally reviled, or considered pitiful?

When does the mainstream accept this for Obama?  I mean, screaming racism while being Shit Midas -- shouldn't most people catch on by now?

What in fiery Hell WILL wake them up?

*smashes head into keyboard until the sweet release of unconsciousness takes him*

Posted by: acethepug at September 10, 2013 11:11 AM (RpQpx)

254 177 "When we wake up on Oct 1st, we'll all be fucking socialists."

I hope she's cute because I don't have any paper bags in the house.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Fall Obstreperousness has arrived! Get Yours Today! at September 10, 2013 02:44 PM (hLRSq)

 

 

Paper bags?  Oh crap, I've been using plastic bags.  Probably explains all the embarrassing trips I've had to take to the wood chipper.

Posted by: Ammo Dump at September 10, 2013 11:11 AM (GgPam)

255 I think with Barack Obama we see why the Roman Republic limited consulships to one year, and why there were two of them at the same time.

This current president is the best argument ever for not having a powerful executive branch, especially given the discrepancy between what his cult demands to be Barack's merely as proper deference due such a genius, and what his actually demonstrated talents actually are.

The Imperial Presidency needs to die, or the Republic will. 

Posted by: Mr. Happy at September 10, 2013 11:13 AM (vERAN)

256 The Imperial Presidency needs to die, or the Republic will. --- How long until the Emperor dissolves the Senate and gives more authority to the regional governors?

Posted by: Grand Moff Tarkin at September 10, 2013 11:20 AM (/Crba)

257 "The Imperial Presidency needs to die, or the Republic will."

Cynically, I would have to say that the Republic died a considerable while back, and that the Imperial Presidency is simply an especially large maggot on the corpse.

Franklin said, when asked what form of governance he and the other Framers had delivered, "A republic, if you can keep it."

Americans weren't up to keeping it. End of story.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 10, 2013 11:22 AM (gqT4g)

258 I think Obama and Kerry have demonstrated how to effectively use scuttle diplomacy!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 10, 2013 11:24 AM (XdnQT)

259 Unfortunately, we're dealing with a person who thinks he can do anything better than his staff.
----------------

Yeah..., but that is a little like saying that Moe thinks he is smarter than Larry and Curly.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 10, 2013 11:35 AM (aDwsi)

260 How long until the Emperor dissolves the Senate and gives more authority to the regional governors?

Posted by: Grand Moff Tarkin at September 10, 2013 03:20 PM (/Crba)


...or makes Bo a senator?

Posted by: trainer's looking for a Militia to join... at September 10, 2013 11:37 AM (n4ArD)

261 Americans give Jesse Owen's credit for Obama's 4 Berlin olympic golds, because Obama's black.

Posted by: Emperor of Icecream at September 10, 2013 11:49 AM (ZMzpb)

262 Americans credit Putin with the black death, because, you know, black.

Posted by: Emperor of Icecream at September 10, 2013 11:50 AM (ZMzpb)

263 The dems/libs/lefties don't like this second city video.  They've worked very hard at not criticizing or making fun of the president and they are saying, "now in his most serious moment some are breaking ranks and it's wrong, just wrong".  That's when you point out the video indicates he's losing the base.  Then they stop the conversation and storm off in a huff.

Posted by: the WH staff at September 10, 2013 11:55 AM (/b8+5)

264 "Melvin Spittle Sep. 10, 2013 at 11:53am

His irrational response is understandable. He could not afford health insurance and was taken to a small animal veterinarian for his major surgery as evidenced by the dog paw logo on his surgical gown. It is obvious that the anesthesia medication was miscalculated for his body mass causing these symptoms of delusion and amnesia. By the way, those aren't crackers my friend. They are pet treats."

http://tinyurl.com/po3muyf

This has got to be an AOSHQ moron, it's funny.

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2013 01:26 PM (/b8+5)

265 Jesus Christ. Until now, I had never seen a Twitter feed so smug and proud in its stupidity, hypocrisy, and blind devotion that it makes me physically angry to read it. It actually makes me confused with rage to see that there are still people out there who think Obama is the Anointed One, and that his glorious transformation of this world is obvious, if you just believe in Him enough.

Posted by: Bostonpat at September 10, 2013 08:03 PM (g0AEF)

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