October 13, 2013
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The Obamacare Kitchen Regulations Did Not Work Out As Planned
Good morning morons and moronettes and welcome to AoSHQ's prestigious Sunday Morning Book Thread.
What's Cookin'?
Rapper Coolio is apparently quite the sous chef. Has his own online cooking show and everything. Last Christmas, one of my kids received his book, Cookin' With Coolio: 5 Star Meals at a 1 Star Price, as a gag gift. But after all the gift-opening was concluded, I got a chance to leaf through some of the chapters, and you know what, it's actually not half bad. It starts you out with a list of utensils and knives (for cooking) every "kitchen pimp" should have on hand, as well as some basic necessary ingredients. The gangsta slang is annoying (and also NSFW), but if you can get past that, the recipes look uncomplicated and very doable, i.e you don't need a bunch of obscure and hard-to-find ingredients to make them.
For something more conventional, I recommend America's Test Kitchen. Their Quick Family Cookbook contains a wealth of good information and recipes We've always had good luck with recipes from the ATK books and TV program, and several of them have become staples at our family table.
Mrs. Muse used to use Woman's Home Companion Cook Book back in the day. It was a good cookbook back 50 years ago, but it's pretty much outdated now, she tells me.
And you have to wonder how the internet is changing things, even here. Mrs. Muse doesn't really use cookbooks any more. Yesterday, for example, she wondered if anyone had a recipe for a reuben sandwich, only developed as a casserole. So she simply did a Google search for "reuben sandwich casserole recipe" and was presented a pageful of results out of which she was able to extract a couple of promising recipes.
In the old days, she would have had to either buy a cookbook or develop her own recipe. But it looks like those days are gone.
And speaking of outdated cooking, I heartily recommend James Lileks' Gallery of Regrettable Food. It's not a cookbook, but rather a compilation of pictures from recipe books and advertising from 40s-60s ("The Golden Age of Salt and Starch"), mixed with the author's acerbic commentary. And what pictures:
The pictures in the book are ghastly -- the Italian dishes look like a surgeon had a sneezing fit during an operation, and the queasy casseroles look like something on which the janitor dumps sawdust. But you have to enjoy the spirit behind the books -- cheerful postwar perfect housewifery, and folks with the guts to undertake such culinary experiments as stuffing cabbage with hamburger, creating the perfect tongue mousse when you have the fellas over for a pregame nosh, or, best of all, baking peppers with a creamy marshmallow sauce. Alas, too many of these dishes bring back scary childhood memories.
One thing I find refreshing about James Lileks is this: as hard as he ridicules the hideously unappealing pictures and stomach-turning recipes, his laughter never turns into sneering. A liberal would take the same material and write a book out of which you'd be able smell the hatred and contempt boiling off from every page. Lileks, on the other hand, is not driven by hate. He wants us to "enjoy the spirit behind the books", even while we're retching at the contents. And that makes all the difference.
So what cookbooks do you morons like? Which ones do you keep coming back to over and over?

Art By Troy Riser (see below)
Moron Artist Will Draw For Food, Valu-Rite
Moron commenter 'troyriser' e-mailed me to let me know that the book illustration project he was working on is completed and that he beat the publisher's deadline by a scant 3 days. You can see the book, A Knight Before Christmas, on Amazon. Troy says
The book is about a stable boy in King Arthur's Camelot who aspires to become a Knight of the Round Table, and sets out on a quest to realize his dream. The target age range would be between 5-10 years old. It's a sweet little story, the kind of book a parent reads as a bedtime story for a small child.
The drawing I posted is a sample Troy sent me from the book. If you're an author looking for an artist for your latest book, or need a commercial artist, you can see more of Troy's portfolio, and get his contact information, on his website.
More TEOTWAWKI Pr0n
My brother informs me that British YA author John 'Tripods' Christopher also wrote a the-end-of-the-world-as-we-know-it novel, The Death of Grass, wherein a virulent blight devastates the world's food crops. It was published in 1956 and its success allowed Christopher to quit his day job and devote his full time to writing. The movie adaptation, retitled 'No Blade of Grass', came out in 1970.
Books For Morons
British moronette lurker/infrequent commenter 'GalaKitty' e-mailed me this week to recommend a book written by an American friend of hers, Mr. Darcy's Dilemma and Delight, which she says is basically a 'Pride and Prejudice' fanfic. From the Amazon blurb:
This story is inspired by Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice. The course of the relationship between Elizabeth Bennet and Fitzwilliam Darcy take a sharp turn when Elizabeth is viciously attacked. Mr. Darcy comes to her rescue even though she is devastated and does not wish to be helped by anyone. This non-graphic tale follows the pair through the pain, anguish, and fear that follows the beloved characters of Austen's novel as Elizabeth heals and Mr. Darcy tries to come to grips with the consequences of the assault on Elizabeth.
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I'm discovering that Pride and Prejudice is ripe fodder for fanfic treatment, and I think perhaps one reason is that the text has been in the public domain for many years so anyone can use it for whatever purpose they want. For example, turning it into a zombie apocalypse novel. Another story, by one of Great Britain's top-tier detective novelists, is a murder mystery. Or this new release, Longbourn, by Jo Baker. Amazon describes this as a "belowstairs answer to Pride and Prejudice" where
...the servants take center stage. Sarah, the orphaned housemaid, spends her days scrubbing the laundry, polishing the floors, and emptying the chamber pots for the Bennet household. But there is just as much romance, heartbreak, and intrigue downstairs at Longbourn as there is upstairs. When a mysterious new footman arrives, the orderly realm of the servantsÂ’ hall threatens to be completely, perhaps irrevocably, upended.
Liberals like to shed big crocodile tears for the poor and downtrodden, so this sounds like a book they'd like. But who knows, it might be good despite that.
I remember when I read Austen's books in my high school lit classes, my question was always "Don't any of these guys have jobs?" All they ever seem to do is go to parties or sit around talking to each other. Nobody is engaged in any productive employment. I didn't understand that back then, families of means could put their money in an investment vehicle called "the funds" and derive income from the interest or dividends.
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So that's all for this week. As always, book thread tips, suggestions, rumors, threats, and insults may be sent to OregonMuse, Proprietor, AoSHQ Book Thread, at aoshqbookthread, followed by the 'at' sign, and then 'G' mail, and then dot cee oh emm.
What have you all been reading this week? Hopefully something good, because, as I keep saying, life is too short to be reading lousy books.
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Teeth of the Tiger by Tom Clancy.
And a bit of Restaurant at the End of the Universe. Just to meet the meat. "What's eating you Earthman?"
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They lose, and then spend months trying to get back home through consistently hostile territory. They see it as a matter of course that they'll pillage, rape and enslave whomever is between them and home, and then seem puzzled as to why everyone wants to kill them.
Still, one has sympathy for some of the characters, especially Xenephon, who seems like a pretty decent guy. Granted, he's the author, so no real surprise there.
The other thing that rather noticeable is the casual use of young boys for extracurriculars. I try not to judge.
All in all, a pleasurable read and a window onto a vanished world.
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Posted by: tms at October 13, 2013 07:41 AM (7ub16)
I used to read the Bleat every day, but I just don't have time, which is a shame, because it's great if you can spend a few minutes each day reading. He is creating a narrative that is, if were ever compiled, about as significant for our times as anything.
And as OM says, without sneering or ridicule, he describes the modern world, through the eyes of someone who longs for a simpler time.
So give him money... he deserves it.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 13, 2013 07:43 AM (BeSEI)
Anyway
Finished up the Hood series by Steven Lawhead. The first book was pretty good, the second book slowed down some. The third book wrapped it up. It would have been better if he had written it as one book.
Now working on Stealheart by Brandon Sanderson. Pretty good so far.
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Posted by: tmitsss at October 13, 2013 07:46 AM (aVsJj)
Usually just search the Interwebs, but my go-to paper references are the standard Better Homes and Gardens cookbook and the All New Ultimate Southern Living Cookbook. I've gotten some good recipes from Taste of Home magazine, as well.
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at October 13, 2013 07:46 AM (qtKqj)
"For something more conventional, I recommend America's Test Kitchen. "
Have found very few recipes from Cook's Illustrated / Test Kitchen that were not excellent.
Just made Pasta Ala Norma last week with some of the last eggplant form the garden. It just was great.
Posted by: Cicero Kid at October 13, 2013 07:46 AM (DHQv9)
No kitchen is complete without the tried and true Betty Crocker cookbook.
Posted by: Vic at October 13, 2013 07:47 AM (zZbNF)
Posted by: RKinRoanoke at October 13, 2013 07:47 AM (b0n8A)
Terrific for a Sunday cooking, bleh, the rest of the week.
The effete snob Kimball is incapable of using one ingredient if he can use four or five instead.
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#35 Thanks for the info on steelhead. I've often wondered how it is and how best to prepare it. Will give it a try.
I have a friend who swears by Ina Garten's books and even though I haven't made any of those recipes myself, everything she's made from them has been fabulous and seems relatively easy.
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My favorite is probably The Lord Peter Wimsey Cookbook which is a collection of recipes for all the foods mentioned in the books. Not only are the recipes good but it's a fascinating bit of culinary history. There are comments in there about what to substitute for ingredients that you just can't find now.
When my parents first moved down to NC, I attempted to walk off with Mommy's Betty Crocker cookbook. You know, the good one from the 50's, not the bullshit one they put out now. Alas, she saw me do it and, needless to say, I lost that fight. I did talk out her out of her Better Homes and Gardens Homemade Cookies Cookbook from 1975. Again, it's fascinating to read the suggestions for what to serve for tea and brunch and for a formal party and for a casual dinner party and what to take as a hostess gift.
Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at October 13, 2013 08:00 AM (Gk3SS)
On a slightly different topic, my oldest sister has moved here, and is getting the Sunday NY Times (she's a big lib). But she saves the Book Review section for me, and I've been reading them. One thing that struck me, as I hadn't read the BR in a number of years, is how many Best Seller Lists they have. I knew they had started a separate Children's Bestseller section due to JK Rowling, but jeez louise!
Here are the different lists:
Print/Hardcover.
Children's BS's (which include YA, Middle Grade, Picture Books, Series).
Print/Paperback BS's (which include Trade Fiction, Mass Market Fiction,Nonfiction, and Advice, How-To and Misc.)
Combined Print and E-Book BS's.
So lot's of different categories. Weird thing is Ender's Game is showing up on several of the lists.
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Posted by: HH at October 13, 2013 08:01 AM (XXwdv)
Grew up watchin Galloping Gourmet. Dad was a cook in the Air Force during Korea. His mom was a dietician in a hospital. My brother and I both cooked professionally. I have well over 400 cookbooks in my library, many from 1920-1950.
When we go on a river float for a week I'm the designated Chief, Cook and Bottle-washer. Cicero Kid's wife was a kitchen virgin upon marriage.
Posted by: Cicero Kid Cooks! at October 13, 2013 08:01 AM (DHQv9)
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Fannie Farmer's Boston Cooking School Cook Book
The Frugal Gourmet Cooks Three Ancient Cuisines
Madhur Jaffrey's An Invitation to Indian Cooking
Posted by: Captain Ned at October 13, 2013 08:04 AM (i+Fm3)
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I know I read some stuff, but I barely remember. Mostly I just wanted to finish Dr. Sleep which ws kind of boring and tired. I also picked up some classic King - The Shining, The Stand, and I ought to get Salem's Lot.
I am preparing for NaNoWriMo so I am reading/listening to some stuff about the Clintons. Yeeecccchhhh.
I started a book called "The Strangler" by William Landay which is based on the Boston Strangler story. I really liked "Misson Flats" which is why I got another book by the same writer but I'm having a lot of trouble with the idea that two of three brothers, a district attorney and a cop (even a corrupt one), would tolerate a third brother who is a professional thief. I think it's a no-finish.
I have a true-crime from the library with a title worthy of Stephen King: People Who Eat Darkness. I think I should go with that for bed time.
I think I started another free mystery on my Kindle but I can't even remember the title.
Posted by: Tonestaple at October 13, 2013 08:05 AM (3yidV)
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My wife would love this thread, its weird to see what some people collect sometimes. She is no different and collects antique cookbooks. Mostly Mrs. Beeton's Book of Household Management.
Of course she has the first edition first printing Julia Childs books and some dude named something like Escobier (sp?) seems to be a thing.
I on the other hand, just like to eat.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 13, 2013 08:06 AM (N8z9m)
I just started Andrew Nagorski's "Hitlerland." It's an eyewitness account of Hitler's rise to power.
Pretty interesting stuff.
Posted by: Wodeshed at October 13, 2013 08:07 AM (ngk0T)
Posted by: RKinRoanoke at October 13, 2013 08:07 AM (b0n8A)
The town in which I grew up (Amsterdam NY) was mostly Italian and Polish. We were one of the German/Dutch families.
Posted by: butch at October 13, 2013 08:07 AM (EV3Uf)
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http://www.vivanewmexico.com/nm/food.recipes.cocinas.html
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Posted by: fluffy at October 13, 2013 08:09 AM (z9HTb)
Why, it's almost as if there is more wisdom in a crowd than a small group of "experts". Someone alert the White House.
@69 Escoffier
Posted by: pep at October 13, 2013 08:10 AM (6TB1Z)
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Posted by: RKinRoanoke at October 13, 2013 08:11 AM (b0n8A)
Yeah, Mrs. Pep swears by that one as well, but they too have gone through interations, with the later versions not as good as the earlier ones.
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Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami - GO CARDS!!! at October 13, 2013 08:12 AM (bCEmE)
Years ago, someone gave me The Moosewood Restaurant Daily Special Cookbook, which is basically just soups and salads. It looked kinda hippy-dippy to me (fish and seafood recipes are included, but no meat ones - however, I add it), but once I started using it, every recipe I tried was a winner and it's the first book I turn to when I am making a salad for a potluck. A few weeks ago, I made a curried rice salad that was a hit. I love making big pots of soup on Sunday afternoons in the fall and winter and their autumn minestrone and lentil soups are good and the recipes are easy.
Cooking Light came out with a little booklet of stews and soups and I picked it up last year when I was in line at the grocery store. Another winner - Two Potato Lamb Stew with Roast Garlic and the Pork and the Dijon Chicken Stew were great.
I have a lot of cookbooks that I've picked up at estate sales. A few weeks ago, I brought "The Prudhomme Family Cookbook" - the down home Cajun recipes of Paul Prudhomme's 9 sibs. Most of them sound really tasty but are pretty complicated and are basically heart-attacks on a plate. The family photo shows what wonderful Cajun cooking will do to you if you're not getting up to plow the back 40 or work on the shrimp boat everyday.
Posted by: Donna V. at October 13, 2013 08:12 AM (R3gO3)
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Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 13, 2013 08:14 AM (dfYL9)
I should sell the damned thing, it would fetch a few hundred bucks.
I got some depression era cookbooks I occasionally look at too. Those I'll probably save for the burning times.
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at October 13, 2013 08:15 AM (l5zzX)
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Posted by: Fritz at October 13, 2013 08:15 AM (x2W/k)
Yup. The loss of formal manners has implications beyond oh who needs to know that stupid old thing. It's teaching you how to respect others and, in turn, yourself.
My brother, that rat bastard, is one of those people who wanders into the kitchen and then, that rat bastard, randomly throws things into a pot or a pan, shoves it into the oven/cooks it on the stove and then, that rat bastard, pulls it out and it looks like the cover of Bon Appetit and tastes amazing. Not that I'm jealous or anything. Not me.
I can cook, and cook well, but I have to have a recipe, at least at first.
Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at October 13, 2013 08:15 AM (Gk3SS)
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Posted by: Splunge at October 13, 2013 08:17 AM (bKA83)
Check out the reviews
http://www.amazon.com/Perdition-The-Line-Sand-ebook/dp/B00ESMNXH8
Posted by: Texas Son at October 13, 2013 08:18 AM (iRNDY)
""The Prudhomme Family Cookbook" - the down home Cajun recipes of Paul Prudhomme's 9 sibs. Most of them sound really tasty but are pretty complicated"
I was just ready to say that Prudhommes' book are incredibly complex. I like the KISS approach: Keep It Simple, Stoopid!
One of my most-heavily used book is "Better Homes and Gardens Mexican" 1977. My Mexican Aunt gave this book to me before she passed. She said many of the recipes were actually on the mark authentic Mexican.
Posted by: Cicero Kid at October 13, 2013 08:18 AM (DHQv9)
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Posted by: whatmeworry? at October 13, 2013 08:20 AM (dZGNV)
Just how many ways can you prepare grass and bark? Never mind, I'll ask the Norks.
Posted by: pep at October 13, 2013 08:20 AM (6TB1Z)
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Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at October 13, 2013 08:23 AM (l5zzX)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 13, 2013 08:23 AM (N8z9m)
Nowadays I pull recipes off the internet like many of the 'rons and 'ettes here do.
Posted by: butch at October 13, 2013 08:23 AM (EV3Uf)
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Posted by: Sabrina Chase at October 13, 2013 08:27 AM (2buaQ)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at October 13, 2013 08:27 AM (uhAkr)
Family values start with actually spending time as a family.
Mu daughters have remarked on how rare our family is, in that, while they lived at home, we ate dinner together pretty much every night, unless there was some very specific organizational meeting or practice or other nonnegotiable obligation. Many of their friends apparently found this shocking. I suppose it's all what you've defined as normal to your kids.
Posted by: pep at October 13, 2013 08:28 AM (6TB1Z)
Posted by: Cicero Kid at October 13, 2013 08:29 AM (DHQv9)
Modern design seems to have retasked the kitchen as a living as well as plain task area.
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at October 13, 2013 08:29 AM (l5zzX)
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Posted by: OregonMuse at October 13, 2013 08:31 AM (fd0Pp)
"Yup. The loss of formal manners has implications beyond oh who needs to know that stupid old thing. It's teaching you how to respect others and, in turn, yourself."
Several years ago, the wife of a chef/ upscale restaurant owner here started giving etiquette classes. She heard (or observed) businessmen taking young grads out to lunch and the kids had no table manners whatsoever. It wasn't a question of not knowing what fork to use or wine to order, it was basic stuff - talking with a mouth full of food and reaching across the table for the salt shaker or the cream rather than asking the other person to pass it. She said she was seeing (supposedly) educated young people who conducted themselves in front of prospective employers as if they were were eating pizza in the dorm room. She attibuted it in large part to people not eating dinner together as a family.
Posted by: Donna V. at October 13, 2013 08:32 AM (R3gO3)
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Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami - GO CARDS!!! at October 13, 2013 08:33 AM (bCEmE)
yeah, I use the internet more than anything nowadays, too. reviews make it easy to pick out a recipe to start with (but then modify, if need be).
I really like John Besh, tho, and refer to his "Family Table." And Alton Brown is easily the coolest nerd on TV.
As for Lileks, I was first introduced to his work through a bargain bin book years ago - "Falling Up The Stairs" was hilarious and I've loved him ever since.
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Posted by: Weirddave at October 13, 2013 08:34 AM (gKGI0)
I wonder what the percentage is of the Joy of Cooking in American Homes. I bet its over 50%, those things are everywhere.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 13, 2013 08:35 AM (N8z9m)
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Posted by: troyriser at October 13, 2013 08:37 AM (ptcFO)
Everything you need to know. From how to butcher a hog, to making 20 gallons of coffee with no filter.
Posted by: GSP at October 13, 2013 08:37 AM (YBusZ)
Posted by: Sabrina Chase at October 13, 2013 08:38 AM (2buaQ)
If you think about it, it's a way of saying "I am your friend, I value you". A pack of dogs would fight each other for who ate first. Losers get scraps or nothing.
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Posted by: baldilocks at October 13, 2013 08:41 AM (Tnlh/)
OMG OMG OMG--what a perfect and perfectly compact description. Consider it pilfered!!
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Posted by: Elizabeth Warren, 0/32nds Cherokee at October 13, 2013 08:44 AM (A+/8k)
I have "The Old World Kitchen" which is European peasant cooking. It's fun to read, because the woman who complied the book also includes lots of history and literary references to particular dishes. In the case of the French and Italian ones, you can see how these very simple recipes became the springboards for chefs who went on to develop haute cuisine.
They're simple recipes, but not necessarily easy to make, since calves feet or a sheeps stomach or unpastuerized milk are not something you're going to find at Safeway. And they're definitely heavy on the butter and fat. People who spent their days plowing and threshing didn't have to worry about calories.
Posted by: Donna V. at October 13, 2013 08:44 AM (R3gO3)
Yes, indeedy, steelhead trout is fantastic!! Not often carried here in FL, but I always get it when I see it!
Tastes like a more flavorful, tender salmon--NOT like trout. Which I ALSO love.
Posted by: JewishOdysseus at October 13, 2013 08:46 AM (FWwQD)
Posted by: OregonMuse at October 13, 2013 08:46 AM (fd0Pp)
Posted by: John Boehner, SuperGenius at October 13, 2013 08:46 AM (CRY7r)
137 Bill Bryson' s _At Home_ is about the history of each room in the house. It's fabulous, like most of Bryson' s work. Posted by: tms at October 13, 2013 12:39 PM (7ub16)
I'm reading it now. Another estate sale find. It's fun and a nice break from reading about politics.
Posted by: Donna V. at October 13, 2013 08:47 AM (R3gO3)
Joy of Cooking - 1970s edition. It was my mother's cooking bible. I bought a nearly new used copy at Half Price Books for myself, replacing one that I had used until it fell apart. The thing about it is there is a recipe for just about anything edible in the world. Maybe not the best-ever recipe, but there IS a recipe and information about all kinds of esoteric things ... like how to clean and dress game.
Also - highly recommend Ina Garton's Barefoot Contessa cookbooks, but the two most used in Sgt. Mom's kitchen are the Sunset Cooking for Two, and Sunset's French Provincial cookbook. I'd always liked the Sunset series as they relied very much on fresh ingredients, and eschewed the 'can of cream of mushroom soup' as a stock ingredient shortcut.
Posted by: Sgt. Mom at October 13, 2013 08:47 AM (Asjr7)
I still deeply regret not stealing my bastard ex's high school yearbook. Why? Well, the school's mascot was a tiger and one of the kids had a relative who drew stuff so the yearbook had these drawing of tigers all through it.
Done by that kid's relative Bill Watterson.
Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at October 13, 2013 08:47 AM (Gk3SS)
Ummm...that's NOT complimentary at all.
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at October 13, 2013 08:48 AM (l5zzX)
Posted by: troyriser at October 13, 2013 08:48 AM (ptcFO)
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Posted by: Donna V. at October 13, 2013 08:51 AM (R3gO3)
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Posted by: tomc at October 13, 2013 08:54 AM (avEuh)
Posted by: Mr. Dave at October 13, 2013 08:55 AM (aBrL8)
Also includes many of mom's recipes that stood the test of time and still yummy today.
Posted by: Gidget at October 13, 2013 08:57 AM (tfg7i)
Posted by: Vic at October 13, 2013 09:00 AM (zZbNF)
Posted by: Elinor at October 13, 2013 09:02 AM (TCqhy)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at October 13, 2013 09:02 AM (HVff2)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at October 13, 2013 01:02 PM (HVff2)
Any church cookbook is a treasure!
Posted by: Gidget at October 13, 2013 09:03 AM (tfg7i)
Yes, HH, this thread has made me hungry!
One last mention for those not cooking for more than 2 - "Eating Well Serves Two" is a good resource. It can get very frustrating when you find a recipe (especially a fish or seafood recipe) that sounds good and then see it serves 8 and it can drive you nuts trying to half the recipe and half it again. Cooking in big batches is fine for soups and stews you can freeze, but this book is a good alternative if you don't want to be eating leftovers all week long.
Posted by: Donna V. at October 13, 2013 09:06 AM (R3gO3)
Posted by: Jay Carney cries real (simulated) tears at October 13, 2013 09:08 AM (gfGOZ)
Posted by: Jet Built Around Cannon at October 13, 2013 09:09 AM (70CRT)
Gaijin is not really complementary either. Words for those who are not like us never are. Foreign devils and all that.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 13, 2013 09:10 AM (xqlZc)
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Posted by: moviegique at October 13, 2013 09:23 AM (i7eJs)
I knew a guy once who started baking bread as a hobby. Apparently ate most of it himself. Boy howdy, did he put on the pounds.
OTOH, had a neighbor back in L.A., French guy who baked, and one day showed up at my door out of the blue giving me this round loaf of bread that he had made at the bakery he worked at.
Best bread I've ever had. No butter or anything like that. Afterwords I could understand how the French could make a whole meal out of bread, cheese and wine.
Posted by: HH at October 13, 2013 09:31 AM (XXwdv)
Posted by: Bob at October 13, 2013 09:31 AM (qTsuK)
>>I'd always liked the Sunset series
Sunset bread book, crockpot book and several others. Great stuff.
>>The Frog Commissary Cookbook
Love it, esp the desserts. But I'll never make the "Warm Lamb Salad" because of the pic of the cute little lamb wrapped in a blanket and smiling at me.
Martha Stewart's Cookies, with a few different ways to make choc. chip cookies depending on whether you want them crispy, soft, etc.
Posted by: Mama AJ at October 13, 2013 09:37 AM (SUKHu)
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Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 13, 2013 09:46 AM (u82oZ)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/bpdphotography/sets/72157626713779604/
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 13, 2013 09:50 AM (xqlZc)
I have a huge collection of every cuisine imaginable, but my go-to books for comfort food are Southern Living books. I also have a number of Mediterranean cookbooks (I must have Greek or Italian blood from somewhere).
D'oh Boy has developed a love of cooking, and I'm going to gift him some books (probably most of my barbeque collection, and maybe the Joy of Cooking) when he has a place of his own.
Cooking is relaxing to me. I used to paint and draw (was something of an artist) and can't anymore due to osteoarthritis in my right hand. So it's also my creative outlet.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 13, 2013 09:59 AM (lVPtV)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/bpdphotography/sets/72157626713779604/
I picture all too soon savages huddling under the decayed ceilings as the rain falls outside, burning the books for warmth.
Heartbreaking. I guess we've found one thing the mob won't bother stealing.
Posted by: pep at October 13, 2013 10:01 AM (6TB1Z)
Posted by: Cameo Appearance at October 13, 2013 10:02 AM (R8yKQ)
The reversion to barbarism continues and accelerates.
For years I have been struck by the gorgeous architecture in the ruins of Detroit, and this library is no different. Dark wood paneling. Vaulted ceilings. Big windows.
But, never tempted to actually move there and buy some real estate and start to restore it. Because I have talked to other people who've tried that and returned scared, sad and defeated, losing most or all of the money they invested. It is a no-go zone for Whitey now and it will be until the end of time.
Posted by: torquewrench at October 13, 2013 10:02 AM (gqT4g)
Posted by: Y-not at October 13, 2013 10:03 AM (5H6zj)
Posted by: Y-not at October 13, 2013 10:04 AM (5H6zj)
Now I'm hungry...
Posted by: Retread at October 13, 2013 10:04 AM (Oz+LZ)
Don't know if it's been mentioned yet, but America's Test Kitchen has a FANTASTIC book out called "The Science of Cooking" - not only great recipes, but detailed explanations of the "whys" behind a lot of different things that are taught in culinary schools.
Bought the hardcover version for DD#3's (now ex) fiancé for Christmas last year - it's hefty, but in my opinion a much better option than the Kindle version.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at October 13, 2013 10:07 AM (PZ6/M)
Posted by: Y-not at October 13, 2013 10:08 AM (5H6zj)
What I came away with was a sinking, "this is why we lose" feeling. There may be a book about citizens forcibly confronting an arrogant gun-grabbing imperial bureaucratic state that I would comfortably put in the hands of friends who are not gun owners and who are openminded about the issue, but U/C is assuredly _not_ that book. No way.
And, people who think that U/C _is_ a suitable book for general audiences not already of revolutionist/insurrectionist temperament probably need to get their Overton Window edge proximity sensors recalibrated stat.
It frankly comes across as a bit nutty and obsessional and lacking humor. And way too gun-wonky for a general audience. With, as I recall, occasional weird digressions into unrelated sidelines like why an annuity policy is preferable to regular life insurance. I understand that Ross did or does that sort of stuff as a day job (which he better keep) but it was incongruous in context.
Posted by: torquewrench at October 13, 2013 10:11 AM (gqT4g)
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Posted by: Y-not at October 13, 2013 10:19 AM (5H6zj)
To all those "Pigs in a Blanket" snobs out there, I grew up in SW Penna. Tons and tons of Polish and Czech folk there. Stuffed cabbage rolls were ALWAYS referred to as "pigs in a blanket." I remember going off to my first job and one of our work functions had a buffet. A co-worker told me there were pigs in a blanket. Imagine my shock and surprise to find vienna sausages wrapped in Pillsbury dough. You can believe I set everyone straight! (LOL)
OM -- Give this to your wife. I found this in a WV Women's Club cookbook that I (had to) bought from my boss (who was selling them). This recipe was in there. It's outstanding and about 35 years old! Of course, it's also floating around on the interwebz:
Posted by: RushBabe at October 13, 2013 10:21 AM (hrIP5)
All those innocent books massacred. What was it forget the author who said it, "when the last reader reads no more." Or something like that. We are perilously close to that tragic state.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at October 13, 2013 10:27 AM (xqlZc)
Posted by: billygoat at October 13, 2013 10:28 AM (r/8av)
It's tempting enough when you are all out of Austen but the biographies (and most of those), but STAY AWAY. I warned you.
Posted by: Sarahw at October 13, 2013 10:28 AM (LYwCh)
It's handy for those times when you use what's in the cupboard, and don't want to go to the store.
Posted by: Jay in Ames at October 13, 2013 10:28 AM (sBwRF)
I made the pie crust recipe for an apple pear pie, and got rave reviews on that. The pie was good, but the crust was GREAT!
Posted by: Jay in Ames at October 13, 2013 10:29 AM (sBwRF)
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Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 13, 2013 10:37 AM (a4Omg)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 13, 2013 10:44 AM (a4Omg)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 13, 2013 10:45 AM (a4Omg)
On the cookbook front, it is pretty interesting to compare and contrast modern recipes vs. older ones, although that can be surprising at times. I'd have thought most of the 50's-60's stuff was pretty horrifying a la Lileks, but if you check Betty Furness's cookbook from that timeframe, quite a few of the recipes are still used today.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at October 13, 2013 10:47 AM (FvyJS)
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Posted by: troyriser at October 13, 2013 11:01 AM (ptcFO)
Posted by: Rm 207 at October 13, 2013 11:13 AM (22SLA)
Posted by: Mrs. The Everlasting Phelps at October 13, 2013 11:15 AM (zJH/w)
My favorite resource is Fine Cooking Magazine, and their website is great, too. They regularly publish magazine-style cookbooks (like "Soups and Stews" or "Grilling"), but they have a great cookbook. "Cooking New American"that I gave to my sister (she loves it). They don't just have recipes, they do 'recipe builder' style recipes that provide the metrics for customizing things like cheesecakes, pasta salad, beef stew, whatever.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 13, 2013 11:20 AM (JRmiD)
Posted by: tms at October 13, 2013 11:23 AM (7ub16)
My first cookbook was Betty Crocker, too! A gift from mom when I got my first apartment in college.
I have the Joy of Cooking, but it's the 25th anniversary edition where they modernized some recipes, so not quite as good.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 13, 2013 11:24 AM (JRmiD)
Posted by: Elinor at October 13, 2013 11:31 AM (TCqhy)
Posted by: NCKate at October 13, 2013 11:34 AM (tlIcr)
My go-to cookbook is the New York Times Cookbook. But I also have a huge file of recipes from Gourmet magazine that I use a lot. Another one I love is "Lidia's Family Table" by Lidia Bastianich. I also like to try recipes from the newspaper and have some of those in my file. Have a great BBQ rub and sauce recipe that was in the Philly Inquirer a few years ago from a BBQ contest winner.
At Thanskgiving I use all the recipes from Martha Stewart's "Entertaining", her first cookbook from 1984 that I got as a bridal shower gift. Wonderful dishes.
Posted by: rockmom at October 13, 2013 11:34 AM (z6Elp)
Not being a cook, I'm just curious as to why. Are her books really lame or what...?
Posted by: HH at October 13, 2013 11:46 AM (XXwdv)
Posted by: moki at October 13, 2013 11:48 AM (EvHC8)
Used to be some whacky Canadian channel on the DirecTV box (I think it eventually became whatever AlGore bought and then sold to alJazeera) that had a series called something like "Good Clean Porn". They'd take a porn movie, rip out the naughty bits, and broadcast what was left.
Posted by: Anachronda at October 13, 2013 11:49 AM (U82Km)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 13, 2013 11:53 AM (JRmiD)
Posted by: OregonMuse at October 13, 2013 11:59 AM (fd0Pp)
I hate to be a stickler, but "gaijin" is a Japanese word. Don't know the Chinese equivalent.
I believe the word might be gwailo. Think it means round-eye.
Posted by: baldur at October 13, 2013 12:02 PM (oMJgK)
I asked my wife if she would like to comment on this post, since she has hundreds of cookbooks and has the nickname "Cookie", which is well earned. Her reply, "My favorite is the one in my head".
Nuff said.
Posted by: Okrathief at October 13, 2013 12:06 PM (HuHjl)
http://onlinebooks.library.upenn.edu/
Posted by: Anachronda at October 13, 2013 12:17 PM (U82Km)
Late to game today, but for other tardy arrivals -- or those with OCD who constantly refresh threads:
Barnes and Noble has a good coupon this weekend - 20% off one item. I use these for books, typically the more expensive ones, that are about the same price or cheaper at Amazon. Very handy for the books that don't get discounted.
Store: BN.com and instore
Coupon: FRIENDNFAM
Expires: Online October 15 at 2:59am Eastern Time, and at Barnes & Noble stores October 14 at close of business.
Restrictions: One time use, on one item and no Nooks. Other restrictions are on the printable
Notes: Free shipping on $25 min orders.
Printable for instore use: http://tinyurl.com/kkm6uq8
For example, a book on my Amazon wishlist was $45ish and I pay sales tax there. Total would have been about $49, The order for the book at BN with the coupon came to $38 with free shipping, so a nice savings.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 13, 2013 12:18 PM (kdS6q)
http://onlinebooks.library.upenn.edu/webbin/book/browse?type=lcsubc&key=Cooking
Posted by: Anachronda at October 13, 2013 12:19 PM (U82Km)
Posted by: Brad at October 13, 2013 12:35 PM (B5hux)
When I got married, I cooked my way through the 60 minute gourmet by Pierre Franey, and my husband was very patient but it took him ten years to stop bringing up the chartreuse (the casserole, not the liqueur).
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Posted by: Captain Hate on his iPhone at October 13, 2013 01:22 PM (bCqT1)
I have my Grandmother's copy of Peg Bracken's The "I Hate to Cook" Book. Not only does it have some really good recipes, but her wit makes it a joy to read.
Back to lurking....
Posted by: UDM at October 13, 2013 01:31 PM (DKUqj)
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Posted by: Northernlurker at October 13, 2013 05:40 PM (BLAfs)
It was written by OSP.
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Posted by: Max Entropy at October 13, 2013 05:00 PM (Hc0n6)
Posted by: Y-not at October 13, 2013 02:03 PM (5H6zj)"
I am surprised that nobody else has mentioned the Frugal Gourmet. You can only find his books in used book stores now because the revelation that he is a pervert pretty much killed his popularity but his recipes are easy and delicious.
I recommend the first Frugal Gourmet book to anybody who is first living on their own. By reading that book and following his directions you can make very tasty meals in not much time with common ingredients. Cooking at home is much cheaper and much healthier than eating out.
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