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March 21, 2013

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— Dave in Texas

pshop courtesy the Slublog galleries

We mean it.

All serial aside, we haven't rattled the tin can in a while for the head Ewok, much to our shame. Where else can you get award winning double posted content like you get here?

No where, that's where. This is how I ask and answer my own questions, because we believe in efficiency, full value on your money, and the guys get shirts.

So please give. Before you do your taxes, that'd be the best time to do it I think.

Award winning commenters make for award winning blogs. Without you, we're just a bunch of yammering yentas arguing over the lunch tab. Speaking of, which one of you assholes had the tuna salad?

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 04:11 PM | Comments (199)
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1 Dibs!~

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 04:12 PM (tkWnt)

2 *digs in couch*

You take weasels, right?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 21, 2013 04:12 PM (Gk3SS)

3 So close to being first!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 21, 2013 04:12 PM (Cnqmv)

4 Stoats, ferrets, weasels, Democrats...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 04:13 PM (tkWnt)

5 Change? Chaaaange?

Posted by: Randy Marsh at March 21, 2013 04:13 PM (14yYa)

6 How much does ace raise at one of these things?

Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 21, 2013 04:14 PM (I2LwF)

7 Great, now I have a Roman Polanski hash.

Posted by: wooga at March 21, 2013 04:14 PM (14yYa)

8 Thanks to Obama, it looks like my real percentage tax rate is the lowest it has been for decades!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 21, 2013 04:14 PM (Cnqmv)

9 After that last post? The worst is Ace of Spades history! I'll have to sleep on it.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 21, 2013 04:14 PM (3+QKS)

10 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iwC2QljLn4 Rats?

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 21, 2013 04:15 PM (Cnqmv)

11 No making change from the tin can you degenerates.

Posted by: NCKate at March 21, 2013 04:15 PM (OfPTF)

12 10 ignore that post!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 21, 2013 04:16 PM (Cnqmv)

13 It could be worse. Someone could be holding a Pop Tart to that poor Ewok's head.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 21, 2013 04:16 PM (8ZskC)

14 Seriously.

Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 21, 2013 04:16 PM (I2LwF)

15 Sorry no...not after that friggin' Osmond video. Shoot him.

Posted by: Tami[/i] at March 21, 2013 04:17 PM (X6akg)

16 So please give. Before you do your taxes, that'd be the best time to do it I think.

It's not often mentioned that Ace is a recognized 501(c)(3) organization. He'll also accept your automobile, running or not.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 21, 2013 04:18 PM (8ZskC)

17 Done - just hit the TJ for a 10-spot. Â WooHoo!

Posted by: speedster1 at March 21, 2013 04:18 PM (yeM7r)

18 If we donate, can we at least get a thank you?

Donated twice before. Never so much as an email.

Posted by: Elway at March 21, 2013 04:18 PM (0Enjw)

19 Is Ace looking for organ donations, live or otherwise?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 04:18 PM (tkWnt)

20 O.K. I broke down and tipped the hit jar. Thanks for everything, Ace. When and if I ever get my finances on an even keel, I'll do it more regularly. Just don't send me back to the Yahoo! comments - it's a very ugly place.

Posted by: West at March 21, 2013 04:19 PM (f9hrr)

21 I popped for $50 a few days ago. Still waiting for my ampersands. Is there a customer service number I can call?

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 21, 2013 04:19 PM (8ZskC)

22 There's too much snow around for me to be cleaning my car seats. Does it have to be today?

Posted by: fluffy at March 21, 2013 04:19 PM (z9HTb)

23 Is Ace looking for organ donations, live or otherwise?

Only the "good" organs, IYKWIMAITTYD.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 21, 2013 04:20 PM (8ZskC)

24 Fuck shooting the ewok. Bring on Erg or Palin Steele, we'd pay for you to shot them. ace needs an anonymous tip jar. Pay pal gives away too much information about the donor. Just saying, ace doesn't have a drop PO Box or anything. We might get him some grants, if we knew where to send the money. Get a PO Box, get some money from your shady moron friends.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 21, 2013 04:22 PM (wR+pz)

25 If I wasn't broke, I wouldn't be here.

(well maybe sometimes)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 21, 2013 04:22 PM (Kpn/z)

26 Can I just donate an old car, running or not?

Posted by: runningrn at March 21, 2013 04:23 PM (Ag5D2)

27 Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 21, 2013 08:22 PM (wR+pz) Where are the Koch Brothers when Ace reaally needs them?

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 21, 2013 04:23 PM (Cnqmv)

28 Donated twice before. Never so much as an email.

Posted by: Elway at March 21, 2013 08:18 PM (0Enjw)

Emails aren't cheap you know. Ace is though.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 21, 2013 04:24 PM (Kpn/z)

29 So, what is the requested tipping amount?

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at March 21, 2013 04:24 PM (azHfB)

30 I prefer to shoot first.

Just ask Greedo...

... and Leia. Bazing!

Posted by: Han Solo at March 21, 2013 04:24 PM (lG3E4)

31 Ca-ching!

Posted by: John P. Squibob at March 21, 2013 04:24 PM (kqqGm)

32 Nice Photoshop.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 21, 2013 04:25 PM (Kpn/z)

33 I'll hit it but I'd like some kind of assurances that we'll be passing around that $2 plaque like the Stanley Cup.

Posted by: sluggo at March 21, 2013 04:25 PM (vVv3V)

34 I agree with Billy Bob. I dislike Paypal (donating to Ace is the only time I use it). I too would prefer a P.O. Box, or even an old van in the woods by the river to send a check to.

Posted by: runningrn at March 21, 2013 04:25 PM (Ag5D2)

35 Where are the Koch Brothers when Ace reaally needs them? Posted by: Hrothgar at March 21, 2013 08:23 PM (Cnqmv) Funny, BUT that was the point of my post. People might give big money. They won't use pay pal to do it. Ace needs to decide. Does he want to play in the big leagues? Clearly someone has his address. I don't think the guys selling the ads pay him through pay pal.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 21, 2013 04:26 PM (wR+pz)

36 Is Ace looking for organ donations, live or otherwise?

Only the "good" organs, IYKWIMAITTYD.

Will this involve cheesesteaks?

Posted by: John P. Squibob at March 21, 2013 04:26 PM (kqqGm)

37 You guys take bodily fluids? Non-critical organs?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 21, 2013 04:26 PM (xKC/c)

38 Gee... I don't have a dime.

See... the problem here is that... my little brother, this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave, and uh... my grandmother dropped acid and she freaked out, and hijacked a school bus full of... penguins... so it's kind of a family crisis... so - remind me later?

Great.

Posted by: Lane Meyer, main wiener man at March 21, 2013 04:26 PM (DK6L7)

39 Something is up here morons.

Ace wins, tip jar.

Reminder on Monday- tip jar mention.

Gotta pay to play... can't see my hand if you don't ante-up.

They got something up the sleeve...so ante!

Posted by: Mr Wolf, non-Esq at March 21, 2013 04:26 PM (UIAT6)

40 I thought we were suffering under the Sequester?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 04:26 PM (tkWnt)

41 I put 10 bucks in the kitty earlier today.

Posted by: Ken Royall at March 21, 2013 04:27 PM (x0g8a)

42 I'll only donate if it can be one of those giant stone discs.

Posted by: A New Guinea Moron at March 21, 2013 04:27 PM (8ZskC)

43 I put 10 bucks in the kitty earlier today.

How's the cat doing now?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 21, 2013 04:28 PM (xKC/c)

44 I don't think the guys selling the ads pay him through pay pal.

They put their trash curbside the night before.

Posted by: fluffy at March 21, 2013 04:28 PM (z9HTb)

45 Come 2016 all the money you donate to conservative blogs and causes will be useless. Hillary is going to stop conservatives in a historic 45 state landslide. It will be fun to watch republicans cry at the extent of their defeat.

Hillary 2016!

Posted by: Proud Clintonista at March 21, 2013 04:28 PM (puFOS)

46 I got a trillion dollar platinum coin on the way. It's almost off the press...

Posted by: Ben Bernanke at March 21, 2013 04:29 PM (lG3E4)

47 How about some lottery tickets? Slightly used lottery tickets.

Posted by: EC at March 21, 2013 04:29 PM (doBIb)

48 Now that I hit the tip jar, can I please, please, pretty please get a flaming skull bumper sticker?????

Posted by: slysquire at March 21, 2013 04:30 PM (baOaV)

49 EC, what were you doing in the bathroom with those lottery tickets?

On second thought, never mind...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 04:30 PM (tkWnt)

50 47 - Ben Bernanke

Keep that money printing going. My girl Hillary will win in 2016 thanks to the booming stock market!

Posted by: Proud Clintonista at March 21, 2013 04:30 PM (puFOS)

51 Will a tip be tax deductable?

Like used undies donated to charity are.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 21, 2013 04:31 PM (lG3E4)

52 Does Pixy have a galactic credits standard <---> dollar currency converter? I can't overtip because I still owe Jabba's kin (i.e. Michael Moore) reparations.

Posted by: Han Solo at March 21, 2013 04:31 PM (eHIJJ)

53 I have a Chrysler 318 with only 80,000 miles on it if you want it. You might be able to sell it to Iowahawk for a hundred bucks.

Posted by: ErikW on the damned phone at March 21, 2013 04:31 PM (O5er0)

54 So you post The Osmonds raping a Steely Dan classic and now you want money?? Have you no shame sir?!?

Posted by: puddleglum at March 21, 2013 04:32 PM (p4xT8)

55 Can we use the tip jar as a receptacle for used trolls?

Posted by: Basement Cat at March 21, 2013 04:32 PM (0qVq6)

56 p.o. box for paper checks?

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 21, 2013 04:32 PM (UOjzE)

57 Just sent you $10. Now you can't bitch I never send you anything. Which I haven't. But still. I bought a Romney yard sign, sent his campaign some money, even put the damn sign in my yard. First time I ever did that. For my effort, we got Obama for another four years. Don't let something similar happen with this or I'll shoot the fucking Ewok myself.

Posted by: Catmman at March 21, 2013 04:32 PM (C8XlI)

58 I got a trillion dollar platinum coin on the way. It's almost off the press...

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I'll give you a 2 trillion dollar bill for it.

Posted by: sluggo at March 21, 2013 04:32 PM (vVv3V)

59 What does a Platinum membership get me? Does the blog work?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2013 04:32 PM (UOM48)

60 Ahem. Let me explain something. You can use your charge card (Visa, Mastercard, American Express) on Paypal. That way Paypal does not get access to your checking account. And you will get the protection from your credit card company.

I sell on eBay and have never had trouble with Paypal, even after over 3000 transactions.

However, if you are looking for complete anonymity for your donation, other than cash dropped off by a hobo, it isn't going to happen. And I do not blame Ace for not giving a Post Office Box or address for donations, even if large ones are possible. There are plenty of nut case leftists who would like to hunt him down and wreak revenge by harassment of him or his employer.

So suck it up and donate on Paypal.

Posted by: Miss Marple at March 21, 2013 04:33 PM (GoIUi)

61 So if I donate 500k, do I get to tour the Ewok Lair? Do I get a Face to Ace meeting? Any special perks as a "Platinum Level Donor"? Just wondering. What's in it for me?

Posted by: Barry SoThere-O at March 21, 2013 04:33 PM (Ag5D2)

62 Gee, I forgot how one thread totally dies the moment a new one is posted...

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 21, 2013 04:33 PM (niZvt)

63 Maybe we should buy Ace some Powerball tickets. $320 million annuity for Saturday.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 04:34 PM (tkWnt)

64 I'll give you a 2 trillion dollar bill for it.

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BTW, it's just a regular one dollar bill that I took a green crayon to. I hope that's okay.

Posted by: sluggo at March 21, 2013 04:34 PM (vVv3V)

65 58 - Catmman

The Republican Party and Conservatism is a lost cause. Join the Hillary team for 2016 and roll with the winners. We have a 1 party nation now and there will be Democrats in the White House for the next 50 years. Join the winning team. There is plenty of room in the Democrat Party for fiscal and economic conservatives.

Democrats just do not like socons.

Posted by: Proud Clintonista at March 21, 2013 04:34 PM (puFOS)

66 @67: Sounds legit to me...

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 21, 2013 04:34 PM (niZvt)

67 other than cash dropped off by a hobo,

I sent cash by Hobo...Ace killed him.

That's the last time.

Posted by: Bruce at March 21, 2013 04:35 PM (s9x/p)

68 There is plenty of room in the Democrat Party for fiscal and economic conservatives.

That's the funniest thing I've read all week.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 21, 2013 04:35 PM (xKC/c)

69 Well they don't die die, they just fade away.

It reminds me of a school of herring. All it takes is one fish twitching and the whole school is off in that direction.

It's amazing to watch. The school of herring is too.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 21, 2013 04:35 PM (Kpn/z)

70 Hey Truman. Your paypal link on your PAC website failed. Cost you $25.

Posted by: palerider at March 21, 2013 04:36 PM (dkExz)

71 ::::: EC, what were you doing in the bathroom with those lottery tickets? On second thought, never mind... Getting in touch with my inner winner. Why?

Posted by: EC at March 21, 2013 04:36 PM (doBIb)

72 I have been supporting the blog monthly for some time. I'm not going to stop.

Posted by: Dianna at March 21, 2013 04:36 PM (mKMj1)

73 @70: Morons have the attention span of a retarded fruit fly in grocery store.

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 21, 2013 04:36 PM (niZvt)

74 72 There is plenty of room in the Democrat Party for fiscal and economic conservatives.

Plenty of room for what, pray tell?

Posted by: Scanner Dan at March 21, 2013 04:38 PM (kznYf)

75 That's about 20 Femto Seconds.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 21, 2013 04:38 PM (Kpn/z)

76 And For This......Mr. Ace of Spades Is.........THE WORST BLOGGER IN THE WOOOORRRLLLLDDDD!!!!

Posted by: Kweefum Olberdouche

...in the wu'uld.

Posted by: Jeremy Clarkson [/i] [/b] at March 21, 2013 04:38 PM (UCv7P)

77 Asking for a specific amount is important. Like, ask people for $56,000 each for instance.

Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 21, 2013 04:38 PM (I2LwF)

78 Maybe ace could have certified AoSHQ hobos that we could give money too and they would give it to ace after they take their valu rite commission out of the donation. Having a PO Box is sort of like that, hobo's are running the Post Office.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 21, 2013 04:38 PM (wR+pz)

79 Paypal gave me grief and forgot who I am. Pain in the ass to get it straightened out.

Still, I'll gladly donate to the best blog in the interwebs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2013 04:39 PM (UOM48)

80 72 - Blanco Basura

The last President to have balanced budget was a Democrat. Obama's job growth numbers the last 6 months beat any in Bush's 8 years. The Democrats are fiscal conservatives and socially tolerant. Republicans are economic liberals and socially reactionary.

Democrats are economically center-right and socially centrist. Republicans are economically center-left and socially hard Right.

Wnat fiscal conservatism, vote for Democrats!

Posted by: Proud Clintonista at March 21, 2013 04:39 PM (puFOS)

81 "$320 million annuity for Saturday."

And at the end of the Obamaclypse, that'll be worth around tree-fitty. Be best to to take your winnings in gold, ammo, and booze.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 21, 2013 04:39 PM (eHIJJ)

82 Aaaand right on schedule: Obamabot 'tards.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2013 04:40 PM (UOM48)

Beatles: Money (that's what I want)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_pSCCzuU4Y

Posted by: Ook? at March 21, 2013 04:40 PM (OQpzc)

84 :::

roud Clintonista at March 21, 2013 08:39 PM (puFOS) Trolling ain't easy.

Posted by: EC at March 21, 2013 04:40 PM (doBIb)

year after year paypal is the only option. I don't get it. not everyone uses paypal you guys.

Posted by: exceller at March 21, 2013 04:40 PM (Z7Znk)

86 Ok, hit the tip jar for 25. Can we get some formating where I'm not using brackets all the time, or not in my case? Please, pretty please! If ya don't I might have to start another italics thread like before.

Posted by: Jaimo at March 21, 2013 04:41 PM (rNR/C)

87 Trolling should be painful.

Where's AtC?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2013 04:41 PM (UOM48)

88 AnonDrivel or a $198 million pre-tax lump sum.

Might be enough to keep the Head Ewok in hobos, Rubio's trash, and Valu-Rite for a while.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 04:41 PM (tkWnt)

89 Oh and I did hit the tip jar Ace. I love this place, clunky comment software and all.

Posted by: palerider at March 21, 2013 04:42 PM (dkExz)

90 @85: Commenting with your dick hanging out is no way to go through life, young man!

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 21, 2013 04:42 PM (niZvt)

91 i can't remember my paypal password... and i dont know my mother's maiden name.

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 21, 2013 04:42 PM (UOjzE)

92 #85 has me convinced that I have fallen into another dimension!

Posted by: Dianna at March 21, 2013 04:42 PM (mKMj1)

93 All money should go to improving the blog software.

Posted by: EC at March 21, 2013 04:42 PM (doBIb)

94 The cheesesteak is in the mail.

Posted by: Stu-22 at March 21, 2013 04:42 PM (k4bdL)

95 Fact Obama has reduced the deficit by 40%. Bush blew a surplus and left with a 1.6 trillion deficit.

Explain to me how Republicans are fiscal conservatives?

Posted by: Proud Clintonista at March 21, 2013 04:43 PM (puFOS)

96 erg is back.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2013 04:43 PM (UOM48)

97 Democrats are economically center-right and socially centrist.

Great parody, pal. Just don't get carried away, okay?

Posted by: Slublog at March 21, 2013 04:43 PM (SjVZP)

98 So I actually hit the tip jar earlier today. Bitch didn't call me back. And on a random note, I've got the music of Call Me Maybe rattling around in my head. The good news? It's set to the words from NIN's Head Like A Hole.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 21, 2013 04:44 PM (GEICT)

99 Geez people, stop harshing my mellow... trying to corner the figure kit market...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 04:44 PM (tkWnt)

100 When one wants money, one makes it easy. You think Barry only takes Pay Pal? No, he takes money from any prepaid visa/MC card in the world with no questions axed. Ace you could do that too. Quatar waits to finance your venture.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 21, 2013 04:44 PM (wR+pz)

101 #101 - Jane D'oh - Yeah, it looks like it.

Man, for just a second there, I thought I was just light-headed.

Posted by: Dianna at March 21, 2013 04:44 PM (mKMj1)

102 Fact Obama has reduced the deficit by 40%. Bush blew a surplus and left with a 1.6 trillion deficit.

Greg? Greg Sargent? Is that you?

Posted by: Slublog at March 21, 2013 04:44 PM (SjVZP)

103 I sent money and got comment raped by a Libtard troll. Never fucking fails...

Posted by: Catmman at March 21, 2013 04:44 PM (C8XlI)

104 Posted by: Proud Clintonista at March 21, 2013 08:43 PM (puFOS) Shouldn't you be calling yourself Proud Obamatron?

Posted by: EC at March 21, 2013 04:45 PM (doBIb)

105 "Morons have the attention span of a retarded fruit fly in grocery store."

That's more than the attention span of oh look rotten tomatoes!

Posted by: BrundleBiden at March 21, 2013 04:45 PM (eHIJJ)

106 Obamatron? Sounds like a Decepticon.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 04:45 PM (tkWnt)

107 Democrats just do not like socons. Posted by: Proud Clintonista at March 21, 2013 08:34 PM (puFOS) -------------- I know; it's so crummy how the socons promote lifestyles that reduce government dependence.

Posted by: Mindy at March 21, 2013 04:45 PM (DtKhn)

108 98 All money should go to ~~improving the blog software.~~ buying valu rite. FIFY.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 21, 2013 04:45 PM (wR+pz)

109 100 Fact Obama has reduced the deficit by 40%. Bush blew a surplus and left with a 1.6 trillion deficit. Explain to me how Republicans are fiscal conservatives? Posted by: Proud Clintonista at March 21, 2013 08:43 PM (puFOS) 40% deficit reduction? Really? Please explain to me how we haven't been running $1T+ deficits every year and how the Natl Debt Clock isn't furiously approaching $17T.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 21, 2013 04:46 PM (GEICT)

110 107 - Slublog

Has not the deficit come down under Obama?

Posted by: Proud Clintonista at March 21, 2013 04:46 PM (puFOS)

111 For the record I tipped because of the Osmond video. I loved Donny Osmond when I was a kid. My Dad would sit and watch the Donny & Marie show every Friday night with me and pick on me unmercifully for the entire hour. He'd pretend to lick his eyebrow with his pinky finger whenever Donny came on because he always said he was the ghey. I laugh thinking about it, good times, good times.

Posted by: Jaimo at March 21, 2013 04:46 PM (rNR/C)

112 Posted by: Proud Clintonista at March 21, 2013 08:39 PM (puFOS)

While you're obviously spouting revisionist history, since Clinton didn't write that "balanced budget", your hash tells the tale of what you're about.

Especially the last three characters.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 21, 2013 04:47 PM (xKC/c)

113 Well, whut the hell we supposed to do, you mor-on?

Posted by: Doug Kenney at March 21, 2013 04:47 PM (wIgpo)

114 Rule one, don't feed the troll. Rule two, always cheer against UNC. That is all.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 21, 2013 04:47 PM (wR+pz)

115 Is this like NPR? If I pledde $100 do I get an AOSHQ tote bag?

Posted by: Lena Dunham at March 21, 2013 04:48 PM (1Pwi5)

116 The last President to have balanced budget was a Democrat. Obama's job growth numbers the last 6 months beat any in Bush's 8 years.
Posted by: Proud Clintonista

Wrong. Allowing Al Qaeda to attack the US is not fiscally responsible. Clinton could have stopped that but he didn't.

Furthermore, Clinton had nothing to do with the paper 'balanced budget.' It was the results of a GOP Congress and the tech boom started under Reagan and his free market revolution.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 21, 2013 04:48 PM (UCv7P)

117 has me convinced that I have fallen into another dimension!

Posted by: Dianna at March 21, 2013 08:42 PM (mKMj1)

Yeah about that, you need to move at right angles to existing dimensions to exit this dimension.

Posted by: CAC, dimensions expert at March 21, 2013 04:48 PM (nH733)

118 And why is there no post about the passing of Harry Reems? Truly a giant in the film industry.

Well, a particular part of the film industry, anyways.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 21, 2013 04:49 PM (xKC/c)

119 115 107 - Slublog

Has not the deficit come down under Obama?

Posted by: Proud Clintonista at March 21, 2013 08:46 PM (puFOS

This has to be a sock. A clumsy, lazy sock.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2013 04:49 PM (UOM48)

120 114 - BCochran1981

When Obama entered office, our deficit was 1.4 Trillion (not 1.6). This year its projected to be 840 million. That is a 40% reduction. Bush turned a surplus into a 1.4 trillion deficit when he left office.

Fact, Democrats reduce deficits and Republicans increase them. Who are the fiscons?

Posted by: Proud Clintonista at March 21, 2013 04:49 PM (puFOS)

121 85. Democrats are economically center-right and socially centrist. Republicans are economically center-left and socially hard Right.

Democrats
Trillion dollar deficits are center-right. Check.
Partial birth abortions are socially centrist. Check.

Republicans
Balancing the budget in 10 years is center left. OK
Having actual borders is hard right. Got it.

Dude, if you want to balance the budget with Bill Clinton's spending as a percent of GDP, I would guess that no one on this blog will argue with you. Is that what you are proposing?

Posted by: Scanner Dan at March 21, 2013 04:49 PM (kznYf)

122 Ace-a-thon again. As it draws to a close this year, Dave in Texas takes the stage one last time to sing "Send In The Clowns," tuxedo cowrie undone, shirt unbuttoned, hair gleaming from the buttered toast he combed with. His voice may waver, but the emotion is heartfelt, his appeal for our help moving. The dog riding the bicycle was better.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 21, 2013 04:49 PM (JDIKC)

123 120 Is this like NPR? If I pledde $100 doI get an AOSHQ tote bag? Posted by: Lena Dunham at March 21, 2013 08:48 PM (1Pwi5) No, you get an empty bottle of this. http://tinyurl.com/ble3urt

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 21, 2013 04:49 PM (wR+pz)

124 Yeah about that, you need to move at right angles to existing dimensions to exit this dimension. Posted by: CAC, dimensions expert at March 21, 2013 08:48 PM (nH733) Which dimension? 11th? 12th?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 21, 2013 04:49 PM (GEICT)

125 Clinton didn't write that "balanced budget", your hash tells the tale of what you're about. If it weren't for revisionist history Libs would have no history at all.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 21, 2013 04:49 PM (ZA1As)

126 The square root of the 69th dimension.

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Victoria Station, London SW1E 5JX

Posted by: Marcus Latumbo, Financhial Minister at March 21, 2013 04:50 PM (CJhVE)

128 Okay, I've done my part to keep the ewok in val-u-rite. Back to lurking.

Posted by: Mr. Alu Fods at March 21, 2013 04:50 PM (XO+H6)

129 Heading out to eat Five Guys, because I'm starving.

Go, Ace!

Posted by: Dianna at March 21, 2013 04:50 PM (mKMj1)

130 When Obama entered office, our deficit was 1.4 Trillion (not 1.6). This year its projected to be 840 million. That is a 40% reduction. Bush turned a surplus into a 1.4 trillion deficit when he left office. Huh. I'm sure that projection is totally accurate, what with there not being a budget and all. And are these the same geniuses who predicted the costs of Obamacare so accurately?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 21, 2013 04:51 PM (GEICT)

131 Hey, who gets a turn in the barrel?

Posted by: Mr. Alu Fods at March 21, 2013 04:51 PM (XO+H6)

132 The Third Horseman of The Apocalypse at March 21, 2013 08:51 PM (vbh31) Ahem.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 21, 2013 04:51 PM (ZA1As)

133 Fuck the barrel. Bring out the wood chipper.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2013 04:52 PM (UOM48)

134 121 - weft cut-loop
The fact is Bill Clinton balanced the budget. The Tech boom did not start under Reagan, that's a lie. Reagan who was the last decent Republican President, left with unemployment at 5.2%. When Clinton entered office, unemployment was at 7.5%.

Bush Sr. like his chimp looking son son was a fiscal liberal and economically ignorant. Clinton's balanced budgets freed up capital that fed the Tech boom.

Posted by: Proud Clintonista at March 21, 2013 04:52 PM (puFOS)

135 Under new rules escaping the barrel costs five bucks. Pay up, Sucka.

Posted by: BrundleBiden at March 21, 2013 04:52 PM (eHIJJ)

136 Here, a hose and scraper. You can clean the barrel while you're in there.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 21, 2013 04:53 PM (GEICT)

137 Has not the deficit come down under Obama?[i/]

Oh, bless your heart.

Would you like some ice cream little fella?

Posted by: Slublog at March 21, 2013 04:53 PM (SjVZP)

138 Careful Slub, very very careful.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 21, 2013 04:54 PM (GEICT)

139 And are these the same geniuses who predicted the costs of Obamacare so accurately? Try not to be too hard on him BC. He probably sincerely believes this. Remember, the definition of "liberal" is, "a person unfamiliar with basic concepts of economics"

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 21, 2013 04:54 PM (ZA1As)

140 Crap. Socks on the loose. I blame myself and Pixy but mostly Pixy.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 21, 2013 04:54 PM (eHIJJ)

141 126 - Scanner Dan

Who was the last Republican President to have a balanced budget? George W Bush increased deficits and the debt. Funny how you want to ignore that!

Posted by: Proud Clintonista at March 21, 2013 04:54 PM (puFOS)

142 Holy shit. I can't believe it, but....ONT is up.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 21, 2013 04:54 PM (GEICT)

143 Sean,

A liberal tool - someone who exhibits sincere faith that the state is wise and just.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 04:55 PM (tkWnt)

144 >>>Posted by: Proud Clintonista at March 21, 2013 08:49 PM (puFOS)

Proud Clintonista is P U Full of Shit

I'd donate to Pixy right now just for that epic hash!

Posted by: hahahahaha at March 21, 2013 04:55 PM (lG3E4)

145 Not ignoring that, and was not in favor of it. That has nothing to do with Obama's performance.

I will ask again. Are you proposing that spending should go back to what Clinton had as a percent of GDP?

Are you?

Posted by: Scanner Dan at March 21, 2013 04:56 PM (kznYf)

146 Heading out to eat Five Guys

Posted by: Dianna at March 21, 2013 08:50 PM (mKMj1)

So Jealous.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 21, 2013 04:56 PM (ed+ac)

147 Explain how Republicans are fiscal Conservatives. When was the last Republican President to reduce the budget?

Thought so!

Posted by: Proud Clintonista at March 21, 2013 04:56 PM (puFOS)

148 Clinton's balanced budgets freed up capital that fed the Tech boom. Whoa, then, if that's true then that explains why Obama adding $5 trillion in debt has screwed the economy.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 21, 2013 04:56 PM (ZA1As)

149 ONT is up. And that's fucked up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2013 04:57 PM (UOM48)

150 Who was the last Republican President to have a balanced budget? George W Bush increased deficits and the debt. Funny how you want to ignore that!

When did the deficits and debt start skyrocketing? When Dems controlled the Senate and House in the last two years of W's term. Funny how you want to ignore that.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 21, 2013 04:58 PM (xKC/c)

151 When was the last Republican President to reduce the budget?

WHO. WHO was the last Republican President to reduce the budget?

Or...When was the last time a Republican President reduceD the budget?

C'mon, you wanna troll? Show some respect.

Posted by: Slublog at March 21, 2013 04:58 PM (SjVZP)

152 You guys have to be arguing with erg. No one else is that stupid.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2013 04:58 PM (UOM48)

153 154 Scanner Dan

Republicans have no credibility on fiscal matters. When a Republican President actually produces a balanced budget and a good economy, I will go back to the Republican Party. Until then, as a true fiscon, Democrats get my vote.

Hillary is going to have one of the biggest wins in political history.

Posted by: Proud Clintonista at March 21, 2013 04:59 PM (puFOS)

154

I like the overconfidence of this guy thinking Hillary will win 45 states.

No President has won office with that many since FDR, and as a result of the incumbent party being grossly unpopular with the Great Depression.

But hey, he's an expert.

Posted by: CAC at March 21, 2013 05:00 PM (nH733)

155 160 Slublog

The answer to your question is Calvin Coolidge, who is one of my favorite Presidents..

Posted by: Proud Clintonista at March 21, 2013 05:00 PM (puFOS)

156 You still didn't answer my question, you big pussy.

Scared??

Posted by: Scanner Dan at March 21, 2013 05:00 PM (kznYf)

157 Hillary is going to have one of the biggest wins in political history.

Posted by: Proud Clintonista at March 21, 2013 08:59 PM (puFOS)

Considering the trend in the electoral college, her ceiling is no more than Obama's.

Which cedes over 20 states to the Republican out of the gate.

Posted by: CAC at March 21, 2013 05:00 PM (nH733)

158 163 CAC

Which Republican will beat Hillary?

Posted by: Proud Clintonista at March 21, 2013 05:01 PM (puFOS)

159 Until then, as a true fiscon, Democrats get my vote.

You're killing me here.

Guys, I think Greg is back.

Posted by: Slublog at March 21, 2013 05:01 PM (SjVZP)

160 Hillary is going to have one of the biggest wins in political history.

Posted by: Proud Clintonista at March 21, 2013 08:59 PM (puFOS

Your gal Hildebeast will bow out due to "brain" injury following her Benghazi debacle or her lady bits shriveling up and drying her up from the inside out.

Enjoy your fantasy. Fap away.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2013 05:02 PM (UOM48)

161 Which Republican will beat Hillary?

Posted by: Proud Clintonista at March 21, 2013 09:01 PM (puFOS)

Greg,

I didn't say a Republican will beat Hillary.

But you foolishly predicted a 45 state win, which you know is a ridiculous exaggeration.

Posted by: CAC at March 21, 2013 05:02 PM (nH733)

162 The answer to your question is Calvin Coolidge, who is one of my favorite Presidents..

Ah, thanks for proving you are completely full of shit. No fan of Coolidge would ever vote for today's Democrats.

Thanks for playing, though!

Posted by: Slublog at March 21, 2013 05:02 PM (SjVZP)

163 erg must have had a 5 Hour energy drink tonight.

Plus, his mom's away from the computer on a "date" and he's all alone, with a bag of Cheetos and a head full of dreams.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2013 05:04 PM (UOM48)

164 Seriously, though. This is a fundraising post. So please take your troll-fu to a more appropriate post.

Posted by: Slublog at March 21, 2013 05:04 PM (SjVZP)

165 169 Jane D'oh
Even without Hillary we will win big. Real estate and the stock market will be roaring in 2016. Unemployment will be around 6% and about 13 million jobs will have been created under Obama's watch. Democrats get 90% of the Black vote, 70% of the Hispanic vote, 75% of the Asian vote, 60% of the youth vote and 60% of Single women. We start off with a guaranteed 250 electoral votes to your 170.

We are invincible and can not be beaten!

Posted by: Proud Clintonista at March 21, 2013 05:05 PM (puFOS)

166 #167 No Republican will beat Hillary.

It's irrelevant, however, since Michelle Obama will beat Hillary in the primary.

Posted by: Miss Marple at March 21, 2013 05:06 PM (GoIUi)

167 171 Slublog
Republicans were fiscons back then. Today's Republicans are fiscally irresponsible and socially reactionary. Back then Republicans were against racism, now today's version is full of bigots.

Become fiscally responsible, produce a good economy, get rid of the bigotry and I will vote Republican again.

Posted by: Proud Clintonista at March 21, 2013 05:07 PM (puFOS)

168 Still trolling?

Okay then. Bye, bye, now!

Posted by: Slublog at March 21, 2013 05:07 PM (SjVZP)

169 I put in my 2 cents, and my account didn't overdraft .. yay!

Posted by: kbdabear at March 21, 2013 05:10 PM (mCvL4)

170 OK, OK. You guilted me into it. Buy yourself a couple of bottles of Val-U-Rite. See if I care what you do to your liver.

Posted by: douger at March 21, 2013 05:11 PM (fPY0c)

171 162 Still trolling?

Okay then. Bye, bye, now!
Posted by: Slublog at March 21, 2013 09:07 PM

If we throw in a little more, will that enable you to buy the Atomic Hyperblaster for TB3K?

Posted by: kbdabear at March 21, 2013 05:12 PM (mCvL4)

172 every amazon purchase is made through the AHQ link

Posted by: seaniep at March 21, 2013 05:21 PM (HNXCG)

173 Sent a few bucks to Ace. Now maybe he can update that old-school NY compliant revolver into a nice new AR 15 that offends liberal sensitivities everywhere.

Posted by: wg at March 21, 2013 05:32 PM (/onA/)

174 Canned okra OK?

Posted by: TexasJew at March 21, 2013 05:32 PM (KmZtw)

175 Alright dammit! I donated. Hell, I figger I owe Ace for just putting up with me.

Posted by: maddogg at March 21, 2013 05:47 PM (xX+d4)

176 Yub yub!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 21, 2013 06:01 PM (UTq/I)

177 Hey Ace and Cobs, how much do you need to ditch this shit blog software. Promise that, and I expect dontaions will quadruple.

Posted by: maddogg at March 21, 2013 06:04 PM (xX+d4)

178 Quit being big brother and the donations might roll in.

Posted by: ChingChing at March 21, 2013 06:09 PM (zaoSm)

179 Dammit, I hit the tip jar within hours of the big CPAC win. Plus, I already had my tax refund back. I know, I should have hit it harder. And I would, if there was a way to let him know which moron is hittin' it and maybe a little pithy message. Cripes, this blog is almost as high-tech as the RNC. (yeah, I said it)

Posted by: Peaches at March 21, 2013 06:21 PM (AJM+z)

180 Donated via AoSHQ's Amazon link.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 21, 2013 06:21 PM (u82oZ)

181 Ah, you ain't got the balls!

Go ahead, shoot the evil little fucker, I dare ya!

Posted by: Gov Weenie at March 21, 2013 06:27 PM (B/weO)

182 Donated $50 US. Turns out even with your fed printing all those foucking greenbacks these days it still cost me $52&change Can. That mighty cheeky, sort off like deflation or something.

Posted by: bverwey at March 21, 2013 06:46 PM (m8TS+)

183 I'm sorry Ace but you won't get any tips from me due to the placement of the tip jar. Giving you a tip would require me to move to the left and I'm afraid I just can't do that. Who do I look like, John McCain? Sorry Ace but if you want a tip from me you're going to have to demonstrate that you truly "walk the walk" by moving the tip jar to the right side of the page. I have principles you know.

Posted by: SineWaveII at March 21, 2013 06:47 PM (RosAP)

184

My research shows that, with my recent donation, you'll be able to buy either (a) two bottles of valu-rite vodka and a box of Pepto, or (b) 3 boxes of shotgun shells (birdshot, not buckshot). That won't get you through a full weekend of hobo-hunting, but it's a start. Thanks again for the smart blogging.

Posted by: PabloD at March 21, 2013 07:07 PM (2t0RS)

185 But how do you donate (bad word) without giving up your name and address and subjecting yourself to scurrilous inquisition?

Posted by: ChingChing at March 21, 2013 07:11 PM (zaoSm)

186 "Without you, we're just a bunch of yammering yentas arguing over the lunch tab."

Hah! I knewwww it !!!

Posted by: dissent555 at March 21, 2013 07:32 PM (yR6A1)

187 Let it starve.

Posted by: Rex the wonder god at March 21, 2013 08:11 PM (21TJo)

188

I hit that.

Meaning the tip jar.

Posted by: Phoenix at March 21, 2013 08:22 PM (2wx8J)

189 I woudl donate but you bitches banned me. So suck it and starve mother fuckers...starve like the rest of us.

Posted by: jordan at March 21, 2013 08:36 PM (+OTLF)

190 Ok, ill hit it and pretend I am someone else...

Posted by: ChingChing at March 21, 2013 08:42 PM (zaoSm)

191 Rex, why so Ace-o-stalkerish?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 21, 2013 08:47 PM (UCv7P)

192 # 175 "Go ahead, shoot the evil little fucker, I dare ya! No please don't do that you might mortally wound him.

Posted by: Joe Biden Mr. High IQ at March 21, 2013 10:12 PM (9E1pQ)

193

I donated. Can you shoot Jar Jar now?

Posted by: Linlithgow at March 22, 2013 02:16 AM (Gim9y)

194 You know, I love this website. But it doesn't take me a whole lot of motivation to see an Ewok get shot. Please. Pull the Trigger.

Posted by: Shawn G at March 22, 2013 03:15 AM (/lltO)

195 Quantico, VA Marine Base shooting ABC News: the suspect had been identified as a staff member at the cadet school, as was one of the victims, and the second person killed was a female Marine found dead in the barracks.

Posted by: panzernashorn at March 22, 2013 03:36 AM (MhA4j)

196 Go ahead, shoot the ewok. I double dog dare you. In. The. Haid.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at March 22, 2013 05:31 AM (1hM1d)

197 Would send some bucks if I could get a PO box. As I've said before, I'm sorry, but it has to be done this way for me

Posted by: RM at March 22, 2013 07:28 AM (gLg3N)

198

Shirt! What shirt - I might kick in for a nice shirt - would it have an Obama symbol on it?

Posted by: Caspian at March 22, 2013 08:53 AM (2xXZf)

199

Don't shoot the Ewok, shoot Jar Jar! He is by far the most annoying!

Posted by: Linlithgow at March 22, 2013 11:27 AM (Gim9y)

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