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December 23, 2013

Susan Rice on 60 Minutes: NSA Officials Didn't Lie about Surveillance, They Just "Inadvertently Made False Representations;" Also Claims The US Has Not Been Attacked Since 9/11
— Ace

I guess she forgot about the Boston Marathon Bombing. I suppose it's understandable how a minor bombing during a major public event could slip her mind.

"Inadvertently false statements." Unbelievable.

Thanks to CDRM.

Posted by: Ace at 07:21 AM | Comments (233)
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1 I love euphemisms.

Posted by: EC at December 23, 2013 07:23 AM (doBIb)

2 Pay no attention to what I inadvertently did in your mouth.

Posted by: RightWingProf at December 23, 2013 07:23 AM (ceOhI)

3 Everything that Administration just said is bullshit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 23, 2013 07:23 AM (+BMAW)

4 Also - I wasn't lying. I was... "mistaken". yeah, that's it. That's the ticket.

Posted by: RightWingProf at December 23, 2013 07:23 AM (ceOhI)

5 It's not a lie if you believe it!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 23, 2013 07:24 AM (VtjlW)

6 US not attacked since 9/11... does she mean 2001 or 2112?

Posted by: The Late Chris Stevens at December 23, 2013 07:25 AM (xCw24)

7 Liars gonna lie...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 23, 2013 07:25 AM (naUcP)

8 Top Men.

Posted by: nip at December 23, 2013 07:26 AM (jI23+)

9 Try making 'inadvertently false statements' to the IRS and see how well that works out.

Posted by: T. Jefferson at December 23, 2013 07:26 AM (yLyGa)

10 Does "workplace violence" count, you dumb scrunt?

Posted by: B at December 23, 2013 07:26 AM (twiRb)

11 Lying liar's gotta lie.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 23, 2013 07:26 AM (DrWcr)

12 *crickets*....

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 23, 2013 07:27 AM (GjPnA)

13 Was Benghazi a misunderstanding?

Posted by: nip at December 23, 2013 07:27 AM (jI23+)

14 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 23, 2013 07:27 AM (PYAXX)

15 The NSA collects intelligence with the same even-handedness, professionalism, and respect for personal privacy as all U.S. government agencies.

There. Feel better now?

Posted by: Susan Rice at December 23, 2013 07:27 AM (+BMAW)

16
Susan Rice - Confirmed by the Senate by voice vote

You're welcome.

Posted by: The Senate Republicans Advising and Consenting

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 23, 2013 07:27 AM (kdS6q)

17 Try making 'inadvertently false statements' to the IRS and see how well that works out.

Posted by: T. Jefferson at December 23, 2013 11:26 AM (yLyGa)

Worked fine for me. It was all that goddamned TurboTax's fault anyway.

Posted by: Timmy Geitner at December 23, 2013 07:27 AM (DrWcr)

18 In the summer of 2017, I hope her along with many ex Obama administration flunkies and untouchables in the civil service get "inadvertently long" prison sentences.

Posted by: RDA at December 23, 2013 07:27 AM (Diroo)

19 Has not been attacked? I guess the undies-bomber never happened then? Nidal Hassan? Ms. Rice. Go get your f*cking shine box.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 23, 2013 07:28 AM (PYAXX)

@ #13

It was the damn video. Trust me on this one...

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 23, 2013 07:28 AM (GjPnA)

The NSA collects intelligence with the same even-handedness, professionalism, and respect for personal privacy as all U.S. government agencies.

Yup, we're boned.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 23, 2013 07:28 AM (DrWcr)

22 Who are you gonna believe, the Obama Administration or your own lying eyes?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 23, 2013 07:28 AM (+BMAW)

23 My inadvertent insertion beyond "just the tip" rendered that an "inadvertently false statement".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars [/i] [/b] [/s] at December 23, 2013 07:28 AM (HsTG8)

24 Is this the flexibility B Rocky O'Breezy was talking about with Putin?

Posted by: Michael at December 23, 2013 07:28 AM (LSDdO)

25 The Shoe Bomber, The Underwear Bomber and the Times Square Bomber were all attacks too.

Posted by: Lucky Pierre at December 23, 2013 07:29 AM (5fSr7)

26 Try making 'inadvertently false statements' to the IRS and see how well that works out. Posted by: T. Jefferson at December 23, 2013 11:26 AM (yLyGa) Remember, if you call the IRS and get advice on how to prepare your taxes, you cannot then rely upon that advice when you get audited.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 23, 2013 07:29 AM (VtjlW)

27 Â“the fact that we have not had a successful attack on our homeland since 9/11 should not be diminished.Â” - S. Rice And oh man, this piece of wood is keeping all the tigers away. Except for those speedbump and workplace violence tigers, but most tigers.

Posted by: AMDG at December 23, 2013 07:29 AM (t7OO0)

28 "Inadvertently Made False Representations;" This should be the motto for this whole stinking administration. For it to be true, the Top Men would have to know nothing about what their underlings were doing- which is beyond merely "not credible."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 23, 2013 07:29 AM (PYAXX)

29 Crikey. It's the Joe Isuzu presidency. Or I guess more the Tommy Flanagan presidency would be more appropriate:

"Uh yeah, my healthcare costs didn't go. They went down so much that they now pay ME for my office visits. And they paid me for a complete change of blood and granted me immortality. Yeah, that's the ticket."

Posted by: physics geek at December 23, 2013 07:29 AM (MT22W)

30 Also, embassies are American soil.

Posted by: AMDG at December 23, 2013 07:29 AM (t7OO0)

31 Bush lied. Barry Inadvertently Made False Representations.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 23, 2013 07:30 AM (LURJH)

32 Liar, liar! Rice on fire.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 23, 2013 07:30 AM (LrtOu)

33 I feel sooo much better knowing that this Obarky ideologue is running the NSA, not! What a clown show.

Posted by: Lloyd Loar at December 23, 2013 07:30 AM (9u2hL)

34 Just because she claims she didn't have the correct information, doesn't mean she isn't lying. If that excuse is not good enough for GWB, its not sure isn't good enough for Susan Rice. Its just the order is different and she was trying to cover up illegal military action: Susan Rice lied because Chris Stevens died.

Posted by: Wendy at December 23, 2013 07:30 AM (4uSYN)

35 I apologize for inadvertently making false representations about what may or may not happen in your mouth.

Posted by: TFG et al. at December 23, 2013 07:31 AM (VtjlW)

36 I inadvertently made a false representation on your blue dress

Posted by: Bill from Little Rock at December 23, 2013 07:31 AM (bAXJL)

37 @28 Indeed. This means either grossly malicious deception or gross incompetence. Or some combination of both.

Posted by: T. Jefferson at December 23, 2013 07:31 AM (yLyGa)

38 Also Claims The US Has Not Been Attacked Since 9/11 I thought Bush policies were just creating more terrorists and we weren't any safer.

Posted by: --- at December 23, 2013 07:31 AM (MMC8r)

39 Bush lied. Barry Inadvertently Made False Representations.

Congratulations. You just won a copy of the New York Times Style Manual.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 23, 2013 07:31 AM (+BMAW)

40 Flushing the sock pool.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 23, 2013 07:31 AM (LSDdO)

41 She has quite a glint of hate in those eyes, doesn't she?

And of course 60 Minutes doesn't have the chones to ask her about the video maker moldering away in jail.

Posted by: PJ at December 23, 2013 07:31 AM (ZWaLo)

42 I guess she forgot about Ft. Hood, too.

Posted by: shredded chi, the young curmudgeon at December 23, 2013 07:32 AM (C38jq)

43 Left now says, swear to God, that Boston Marathon bombing was not jihadis, just mental illness.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 23, 2013 07:32 AM (ZPrif)

44 Instead of creating new terrorists, the operation of Gitmo is now calming them down.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 23, 2013 07:32 AM (+BMAW)

45 Susan Rice makes me forget how much I hate obama. I mean for 10 seconds at least.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2013 07:33 AM (t3UFN)

46 In starting to think one term should be the limit.

Posted by: SH at December 23, 2013 07:33 AM (KdfFa)

47 "Inadvertently Made False Representations" You just know that anybody who utters that phony phrase deserves to have a ton of snot slapped out of them.

Posted by: model_1066 at December 23, 2013 07:33 AM (6O+h7)

48 Left does not consider an attack on US military personnel to be terrorism. I'm serious.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 23, 2013 07:33 AM (ZPrif)

49 The US Has Not Been Attacked Since 9/11 Are you kidding? Did you hear Phil Robertson the other day?

Posted by: GLAAD at December 23, 2013 07:34 AM (FcR7P)

50 I inadvertently left dessert in your mouth.

Posted by: --- at December 23, 2013 07:34 AM (MMC8r)

51
Claims The US Has Not Been Attacked Since 9/11

What about all those imminent threats the NSA info-trawling supposedly stopped?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 23, 2013 07:34 AM (kdS6q)

52 Interesting.

I was going to say something about this being "using big words to keep from saying the word Lie". But I wanted to refresh my memory on the definition. For it to be a lie, you have to intend to mislead.

Inadvertent false representations .ne. Lie

Assuming they didn't know it was untrue.

However, I'm going out on a limb here, and calling Susan Rice a liar.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 23, 2013 07:34 AM (7kSzs)

53 Left does not consider an attack on US military personnel to be terrorism. I'm serious. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 23, 2013 11:33 AM (ZPrif) Well Congress cut the pay of disabled Vets and I consider that an attack

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2013 07:34 AM (t3UFN)

54 This same line will be used on obamacare too

Posted by: SH at December 23, 2013 07:35 AM (KdfFa)

55 48 Left does not consider an attack on US military personnel to be terrorism. I'm serious. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 23, 2013 11:33 AM (ZPrif) Oh, I agree...I'm sure some would even call it 'dissent'.

Posted by: model_1066 at December 23, 2013 07:35 AM (6O+h7)

56 Leftist media have been running stories about how the older Bomb Brother heard voices. Claiming he was schizo, not jihadi. Just a schizo who emulated jihadis.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 23, 2013 07:35 AM (ZPrif)

57 Bill Clinton: "I didn't have sexual relations with that woman. Monica Lewinsky. I just inadvertently stuck my penis down her throat, which resulted in an inadvertent discharge on her blue dress."

Posted by: Bru at December 23, 2013 07:36 AM (GPkZx)

58 Spin and bullshitÂ…. Spin and bullshitÂ….

Posted by: seems legit at December 23, 2013 07:36 AM (A98Xu)

59 Sorry I inadvertently falsely claimed I would not cum in your mouth

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 23, 2013 07:36 AM (32Ze2)

60 Left now says, swear to God, that Boston Marathon bombing was not jihadis, just mental illness. Of course it does. Because to admit it was Jihadis means admitting that they hate us just because they hate us- that the Lightworker ain't so competent as they'd "hoped." It would also mean accepting responsibility for the attack- because it was the Leftist mentality that let them get away with the bombing in the first place. We were f*cking told specifically, "Hey, these guys are terrorists," and HHS, CIA, and FBI all ignored it.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 23, 2013 07:36 AM (PYAXX)

61 Why is it illegal for a citizen to Â“inadvertently made false representationsÂ” to a police officer or the IRS, but not the other way around?

Posted by: Progressive Santa Clause at December 23, 2013 07:36 AM (rCS6C)

62 The dead at Ft. Hood and Benghazi unable to comment.

Posted by: commentorior at December 23, 2013 07:36 AM (mjrNj)

63 The administration inadvertently made the false representation that the EggNog was in fact HogNog.

Posted by: Suzy Rice at December 23, 2013 07:36 AM (ukNFU)

64 Leftist media have been running stories about how the older Bomb Brother heard voices. Claiming he was schizo, not jihadi. Just a schizo who emulated jihadis.
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 23, 2013 11:35 AM

Tspeedbump was tschizophrenic?

Posted by: huerfano at December 23, 2013 07:36 AM (bAGA/)

65 US not attacked since 9/11... does she mean 2001 or 2112? 09/11/2013.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 23, 2013 07:36 AM (cUARf)

66 Only three more years left. Merry christmas.

Posted by: SH at December 23, 2013 07:37 AM (KdfFa)

67 George Washington said it best, "I cannot inadvertently make a false representation."

Posted by: t-bird at December 23, 2013 07:37 AM (FcR7P)

68 Inadvertently Made False Representations = "Wrong Promises"

Posted by: Lizzy at December 23, 2013 07:37 AM (ruxvM)

69 Shucks, Mr. IRS...I guess I inadvertently made false representations on last year's taxes...which I inadvertently didn't file yet. We cool?

Posted by: model_1066 at December 23, 2013 07:38 AM (6O+h7)

70 Marathon Bomber May Have Suffered From Schizophrenia - talkingpointsmemo.com Dec. 16th

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 23, 2013 07:38 AM (ZPrif)

71 Tamerlan Tsarnaev Schizophrenic? - The Daily Beast

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 23, 2013 07:38 AM (ZPrif)

72 So sorry! I meant since 9:11 this morning!

Posted by: Susan Rice at December 23, 2013 07:38 AM (FcR7P)

73 Sorry pajama boy, I inadvertently smacked you upside the head several times. And I feel great about it.

Posted by: Killerdog at December 23, 2013 07:38 AM (vOaP7)

74 Boston Bombing Suspect Tamerlan Tsarnaev Reportedly Feared Voices In His Head Huffington Post ‎

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 23, 2013 07:38 AM (ZPrif)

75 I guess Susan Rice also 'inadvertently' forgot about the one in the Pacific Northwest who wanted to blow up a Christmas parade but was stopped by the FBI?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 23, 2013 07:39 AM (LrtOu)

76 No one is more shocked about these inadvertent mispresentations than Obama. He will surely get to the bottom of it. After he returns from Hawaii of course

Posted by: SH at December 23, 2013 07:39 AM (KdfFa)

77 Oh for Pete's sake, are they really going with the insanity defense for the Boston Bombers?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 23, 2013 07:39 AM (ruxvM)

78 >>> The Shoe Bomber, The Underwear Bomber and the Times Square Bomber were all attacks too Do I have to spell it out for you?

Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at December 23, 2013 07:39 AM (Ua6T/)

79 Leftist media have been running stories about how the older Bomb Brother heard voices. Claiming he was schizo, not jihadi. Just a schizo who emulated jihadis. Yet, schizophrenics who believe in Bugs Bunny kill relatively few.

Posted by: --- at December 23, 2013 07:39 AM (MMC8r)

80 "In my defense, your honor, I was lying." For some reason, that is good enough for Democrats.

Posted by: t-bird at December 23, 2013 07:40 AM (FcR7P)

81 She also claims the NSA discovered these misstatements themselves and then corrected them.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at December 23, 2013 07:40 AM (fwARV)

82 Boston Marathon bomber heard voices in his head, got no help www.nydailynews.com -- See? It's our fault for not helping poor little schizo. Mean Repubs who hate the mentally ill.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 23, 2013 07:40 AM (ZPrif)

83 42 I guess she forgot about Ft. Hood, too.

Posted by: shredded chi, the young curmudgeon at December 23, 2013 11:32 AM (C38jq)

And Arkansas.

Posted by: baldilocks at December 23, 2013 07:40 AM (36Rjy)

84 I guess it's our white, racist American fault that 20 million people inadvertently crossed our border as well.

Posted by: model_1066 at December 23, 2013 07:40 AM (6O+h7)

I inaccurately misrepresented what wouldn't happen in your mouth.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at December 23, 2013 07:40 AM (fwARV)

86 This is really sick and cynical. They know they can't use the "everybody lies" excuse they used with BJ in the 90s, because there's no way to spin NSA spying as "just about sex." Yet what they really want to say is, "Oh, sure we lied. Doesn't everybody?" So they twist it a little to "whoops, our mistake. All those times we said we weren't spying on US Citizens without a warrant? Yeah, our bad- sometimes you just miss these things, right? Everyone makes mistakes." Everyone involved, from the lowest analyst who didn't try to blow the whistle to the SCOAMT himself need to be in jail.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 23, 2013 07:40 AM (PYAXX)

87 Funny, their "inadvertent misstatements" and "wrong promises" *always* benefit the administration.

How inadvertent can that be?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 23, 2013 07:40 AM (ruxvM)

88 Flatbush All of those stories are from today? They can't make it a little less obvious?

Posted by: shredded chi, the young curmudgeon at December 23, 2013 07:40 AM (C38jq)

89 those are just some headlines in the past 2 weeks.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 23, 2013 07:41 AM (ZPrif)

90 If you like your privacy, you can keep your privacy. Hey, you bought it when Obama said it!

Posted by: NSA at December 23, 2013 07:41 AM (FcR7P)

91 I suppose if Lefties could discover some shred to claim Mohammed Atta wasn't acting as a jihadi, they'd claim that, too, and sleep better for it.

Posted by: --- at December 23, 2013 07:41 AM (MMC8r)

92 I tell ya I get no respect. Why just the the other day....

Posted by: Tamerlan Tsarnaev at December 23, 2013 07:41 AM (1Y+hH)

93 Rat-faced rat-finks lie. Doubly so for their Hawaiian pimp daddy.

Posted by: Fritz at December 23, 2013 07:41 AM (UzPAd)

94 What does Susie Lie-ce say about the Times Square car bomber who was sentenced to life?

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/10/05/times-square-bomber-faces-sentencing-nyc/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 23, 2013 07:41 AM (LrtOu)

95 They forget that Tspeedbump went back to the old country to train as a jihadist.

Posted by: --- at December 23, 2013 07:42 AM (MMC8r)

Unbelievable.

It's completely believable, Ace. You know it. They know it.

What I don't understand is why Rice went on 60 Minutes at all. Who does she have to answer to? Who's going to throw her skanky ass in jail if she simply says, "fuck you?" Do you think the administration really gives a fuck about the NSA, or is this prep-work for Hillary?

Posted by: The Chicken at December 23, 2013 07:42 AM (zF6Iw)

97 I was just thinking last night how no one uses the term "spin doctor" anymore. Why should we? Everyone in the damned administration self-medicates, as it were.

Posted by: Sister Sestina at December 23, 2013 07:42 AM (Em6d4)

98 Tamerlan Tsarnaev Schizophrenic? - The Daily Beast Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 23, 2013 11:38 AM (ZPrif) Haven't you ever wondered why the murder rate in Sanford is so low but the accident rate is so high? *creepy chanting* ........the greater good....the greater good

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 23, 2013 07:42 AM (c2oll)

99 The bomber is now the victim. He was sick ... and got no help from a cold, uncaring America.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 23, 2013 07:42 AM (ZPrif)

100

Susan Rice walked into a bar and ordered an appletini.

The bartender grabbed Rice and stuck a funnel down her mouth and poured a beer down her throat and then tore her shirt off and had the patrons do body shots off her breasts and then gave her a bill for $25.00.

Flustered, Rice cried out , " what the hell did you do. All I wanted was an Appletini"

The bartender said " Sorry, I inadvertently got your order wrong"

Posted by: polynikes at December 23, 2013 07:42 AM (m2CN7)

101 Boston Bombing Suspect Tamerlan Tsarnaev Reportedly Feared Voices In His Head Huffington Post Some smart lawyer is setting up the insanity defense. And that feeds into the whole progtard "no real Muslim is violent" nonsense.

Posted by: The Albino Freckled Desert Sand-Breathing Fish at December 23, 2013 07:43 AM (0cMkb)

102 I promise, I'll just put the head in. OK, that was an "Inadvertently False Representation" Sorry.

Posted by: Mr Clapper at December 23, 2013 07:43 AM (0FSuD)

103 My friends, you have nothing to fear- Perhaps I've come in at a bad time.

Posted by: John McCain at December 23, 2013 07:43 AM (FcR7P)

104 Spin City DC starring Jay Carney as Michael J. Fox's character after mayor Barry Bostwick goes to the White House.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 23, 2013 07:44 AM (LrtOu)

105 Hey, Hot Fuzz riff. The day is complete.

Posted by: --- at December 23, 2013 07:44 AM (MMC8r)

106 So what else have the "inadvertently" done, I wonder?

Inadvertently sold guns to Mexican drug cartel w/out tracking them.
Inadvertently left our Benghazi consulate unguarded and them our Ambassador and others to die while under attack for 7+ hours.
Inadvertently put Republican GM dealers out of business.
Inadvertently passed EPA regs that forced many coal plants to close.
Inadvertently harassed Romney's biggest donors and Tea Party organizations.
Inadvertently got millions of Americans kicked off their perfectly good health plans.

Kind of makes you wonder what this administration has done that is not "inadvertent."

Posted by: Lizzy at December 23, 2013 07:44 AM (ruxvM)

107 Would "Obama Administration Playing Cards" be too far. Mostly the same as the Iraqi jobs. Too late for Christmas. Maybe next year.

Posted by: nip at December 23, 2013 07:44 AM (jI23+)

108 Anybody catch Obama's weird hand-signal thing when upChuck Todd asked him that semi-tough question at last Friday's presser? They talked about it on The Five. Greg Gutfeld said it was the signal to take Todd outside and shoot him. But seriously, what WAS that? Obama made a slashing motion near his eye. Even scarier was Obama's expression as the question was being asked. He could not BELIEVE that a member of the Palace Guard deigned to speak to him in such a manner. His face was the cold, cruel, thug-like face of a Third World despot. Go back and look at the clip if you can find it. It was truly chilling. Obama's carefully constructed public persona was completely stripped away in that moment. It was the face of pure evil.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 23, 2013 07:44 AM (7ObY1)

109 Nothing wrong with a little half-white lie.

Posted by: garrett at December 23, 2013 07:45 AM (S+q4Q)

110 "I guess she forgot about Ft. Hood, too. " Workplace violence! Doesn't count!

Posted by: Jay Ima Carney at December 23, 2013 07:45 AM (1Y+hH)

111 The Inadvertent Administration

Posted by: --- at December 23, 2013 07:45 AM (MMC8r)

112 Globe Report: Boston Marathon Bomber Said He Heard Voices Deadspin Boston Globe and Deadspin, spreading the meme.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 23, 2013 07:45 AM (ZPrif)

113 Kind of makes you wonder what this administration has done that is not "inadvertent."

Posted by: Lizzy at December 23, 2013 11:44 AM (ruxvM)

----

What are we??? Chopped liver???

Posted by: The Rosen Family at December 23, 2013 07:45 AM (nELVU)

114 OSP - Rock Paper Scissors. Best 2 out of 3. Posted by: Count de Monet at December 23, 2013 11:28 AM (BAS5M) OK, say go.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 23, 2013 07:46 AM (XIxXP)

115 What the hell happened?
Four years and Obama is invincible. He gets everything he wanted despite the opposition. Now it's a shrug and 'we lied'. "Happy Qwanzia".

Posted by: Sir Reginald Ahmet de la Ebriham at December 23, 2013 07:46 AM (Tp5Da)

116 I was just thinking last night how no one uses the term "spin doctor" anymore. That's a seriously random thought. True, but random.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 23, 2013 07:46 AM (PYAXX)

117 Leslie Stahl only touched on Benghazi .. on whether it was "spontaneous" .. nothing about the infamous video.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at December 23, 2013 07:46 AM (e8kgV)

118 Funny, their "inadvertent misstatements" and "wrong promises" *always* benefit the administration. ----------------- That is one of the characteristics of a "lie".

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 23, 2013 07:47 AM (aDwsi)

119 Why is it that lawyers in this country- of all professions- are so exceptionally trained, practiced, and comfortable in spouting lies?

Posted by: t-bird at December 23, 2013 07:47 AM (FcR7P)

120 Tspeedbump hears voices = absolves Islam Jared Loughner hears voices = implicates Sarah Palin

Posted by: --- at December 23, 2013 07:48 AM (MMC8r)

121 The Obama Administration: an inadvertent clown-show.

Posted by: Stu-22 at December 23, 2013 07:48 AM (KbrNh)

122 Leslie Stahl only touched on Benghazi .. on whether it was "spontaneous" .. nothing about the infamous video. Posted by: Hank Johnson at December 23, 2013 11:46 AM (e8kgV) They say just enough to make conservatives say, "See. See, we toldja so." But never enough told in proper context to make the LIV's say "WTF."

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 23, 2013 07:48 AM (XIxXP)

123 Dump all the shit on their heads before Christmas, so that way, when Obama is back from his vacation that costs more than ten million of his dumbest supporters will make in their life, it'll be under the rug. Which is beside the point, as Obama could intentionally nuke a US city, and the MSM would think it's edgy and cool.

Posted by: model_1066 at December 23, 2013 07:48 AM (6O+h7)

124 Posted by: polynikes at December 23, 2013 11:42 AM (m2CN7) *snort* Good one. All except for the part about Susan Rice's tits.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 23, 2013 07:49 AM (c2oll)

125 Leslie "Reifen" Stahl only touched on Benghazi Style book.

Posted by: --- at December 23, 2013 07:49 AM (MMC8r)

126 That statement is inoperative at this time.

Posted by: Dick Nixon at December 23, 2013 07:49 AM (nLIMC)

127 67 George Washington said it best, "I cannot inadvertently make a false representation."

Posted by: t-bird

I prefer the Big Inadvertent False Representation.

Posted by: Zombie Josef Goebbels at December 23, 2013 07:49 AM (6TB1Z)

128 "Inadvertently false statements"...ja, that is a whopper so big that even Adolf and I would have blushed to say it.

Posted by: Joe G. at December 23, 2013 07:49 AM (KbrNh)

129 You guys leave my Home Boy alone. I got him a fine Blonde Scandi to "caddie" for us and a big bag of weed. Oh, boy Christmas! http://tinyurl.com/3sp698j

Posted by: Robert “Bobby” Titcomb at December 23, 2013 07:50 AM (0FSuD)

130 Do you think the administration really gives a f*** about the NSA, or is this prep-work for Hillary? Posted by: The Chicken

Possibly, but almost certainly not in a way that she would like.

Posted by: Zombie Josef Goebbels at December 23, 2013 07:50 AM (6TB1Z)

131 Have you ever heard of these things in journalism where a journalist ask a question after an answer is given to get further clarification or explanation? It could be called a "follow up" question.

Posted by: ejo at December 23, 2013 07:50 AM (GXvSO)

132
I think Henry Rollins sums it up nicely..... (pixie.... be nice to my cut and paste please.....)

I'll hide behind a smile
And understanding eyes
And I'll tell you things that you already know
So you can say
I really identify with you, so much
And all the time that you're needing me
Is just the time that I'm bleeding you
Don't you get it yet?
I'll come to you like an affliction
And I'll leave you like an addiction
You'll never forget me
You wanna know why?
Cause I'm a liar
Yeah I'm a liar
I'll rip your mind out
I'll burn your soul
I'll turn you into me
I'll turn you into me
Cause I'm a liar, a liar
Liar, liar, liar, liar

Posted by: fixerupper at December 23, 2013 07:50 AM (nELVU)

133 And voila... The trademark for the past five years.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)-also drooling imbecile incapable of doing algebra or something at December 23, 2013 07:51 AM (659DL)

134 The Obama Administration: inadvertent high crimes and misdemeanors.

Posted by: Stu-22 at December 23, 2013 07:51 AM (KbrNh)

135 108 BlueStateRebel

See here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEPZ93zrqc8

Yep that's the old Secret Service "Jump that guy after the show" signal.

Posted by: O come all ye tolerant at December 23, 2013 07:51 AM (lgpOZ)

136 The Obama Administration: inadvertently malignant.

Posted by: Stu-22 at December 23, 2013 07:51 AM (KbrNh)

137 By the by, the code phrase in the legal field for yeah I totally didn't sent those documents to you when I was supposed to and it was totes an accident swearsies is inadvertently omitted. Now, to be fair, sometimes the omission is inadvertent. But generally not.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 23, 2013 07:52 AM (VtjlW)

138 Hey Val - How do you say 'For the Syndicate' in Iranian?

Posted by: Susan Rice at December 23, 2013 07:52 AM (S+q4Q)

139 I read some of her outrageous statements on some other sites. I am outraged that this terrorist attack was some little blip in the road. Fucking cold hearted lying bitch.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 23, 2013 07:53 AM (HVff2)

140 The Obama Administration: inadvertent treason.

Posted by: Stu-22 at December 23, 2013 07:53 AM (KbrNh)

141 And I suppose Susan Rice didn't lie either. There is no one in this corrupt administration capable of telling the truth.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 23, 2013 07:53 AM (T2V/1)

142 I think we could eliminate most of the terrorists in the world in a few years if we just sign them all up for ObamaCare.

Posted by: --- at December 23, 2013 07:54 AM (MMC8r)

143 The Senate Republicans Advising and Consenting
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But mostly consenting.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 23, 2013 07:54 AM (XUKZU)

144 The Obama Administration: inadvertently found in the bathhouse.

Posted by: Stu-22 at December 23, 2013 07:54 AM (KbrNh)

145 There is no one in this corrupt administration capable of telling the truth.

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Well.... there was that creepy guy in charge of NASA.

"Our number one priority at NASA is Muslim Outreach."

Posted by: fixerupper at December 23, 2013 07:55 AM (nELVU)

146 But mostly consenting. The gimp mask implies consent.

Posted by: --- at December 23, 2013 07:55 AM (MMC8r)

147 For the second time in my adult life...

Posted by: Michele Obama's Landing Strip at December 23, 2013 07:55 AM (S+q4Q)

148 By the by, the code phrase in the legal field for yeah I totally didn't sent those documents to you when I was supposed to and it was totes an accident and I was hoping you wouldn't notice anyway swearsies is inadvertently omitted. Yeah, I know it was implied, but I couldn't resist.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 23, 2013 07:55 AM (PYAXX)

149 I'm pretty sure that a consulate is US territory. So yeah, we have been attacked since 9/11.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 23, 2013 07:56 AM (g1DWB)

150 146 But mostly consenting.

The gimp mask implies consent.

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The Obama Administration: inadvertently wearing the gimp mask.

Posted by: Stu-22 at December 23, 2013 07:57 AM (KbrNh)

151 Pfffht, I show Obama at 46% approval, wingnuts!

Posted by: Rasmussen, pollster to the stars at December 23, 2013 07:57 AM (1Y+hH)

152 Not only have we not been attacked since 9/11 but you can also keep your healthcare plan and doctor too.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 23, 2013 07:57 AM (1Jaio)

153 But mostly consenting.

The gimp mask implies consent.
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Speaking of which:

Tom Coburn hints that GOP will cave in debt-ceiling negotiations

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 23, 2013 07:57 AM (XUKZU)

154 Well kids, back to writing, Later.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 23, 2013 07:58 AM (XIxXP)

155 Has anyone put together a list of the euphemisms for lying that this administration has concocted?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at December 23, 2013 07:58 AM (Qt/d2)

156 This Admin and the commie bastard lying cock suckers in it make me sick to my stomach

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2013 07:59 AM (t3UFN)

157 OT: Anyone have contact info for GLAAD? I wanna send them a quick EMail thanking them for directing me to watch my first episode of Duck Dynasty. I was actually funny and I enjoyed viewing.

I might even go and buy their Christmas CD. AT A WAL-MART even.

Posted by: CUS at December 23, 2013 07:59 AM (wcLJG)

158 I'm pretty sure that a consulate is US territory. So yeah, we have been attacked since 9/11. Last time I checked Boston, despite indicaitons to the contrary at times, is still in the United States. As is Fort Hood.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)-also drooling imbecile incapable of doing algebra or something at December 23, 2013 08:00 AM (659DL)

159 The Obama Administration: inadvertent corruption.

Posted by: Stu-22 at December 23, 2013 08:00 AM (KbrNh)

160 That is right! we were attacked last when that Eunic Bush was president. President Obama is tough and hard so the terrorists don't mess with our black president !

Posted by: Chrissy Liebowitz at December 23, 2013 08:00 AM (iB0Q2)

161 Remember "Bush Lied!"

They don't.

Fuck you, they say.

Posted by: RoyalOil at December 23, 2013 08:00 AM (VjL9S)

162 Last time I checked Boston, despite indicaitons to the contrary at times, is still in the United States. As is Fort Hood. But those don't count, wingnut, because "We failed the Tsarnaeves" and "Workplace Violence."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 23, 2013 08:00 AM (PYAXX)

163 The Obama Administration: inadvertently dominated by lesbians.

Posted by: Stu-22 at December 23, 2013 08:01 AM (KbrNh)

164 If you repeatedly make inadvertently false representations long enough...

Posted by: V. Lenin at December 23, 2013 08:01 AM (FcR7P)

165 The Video, the fucking video.

Posted by: Susan Rice at December 23, 2013 08:01 AM (0FSuD)

166 It's Christmas week and even given the benefit of the doubt by the most wildly generous of allowances, I will say this, "Susan Rice is a twit."

We have gone crazy with political correctness, but, paying Jeopardy with our National Security, let's measure "like for like"--I'll take Black Female Cabinet Members for $1000, Alex:

"Condoleeza ."

The question is: "Which Black Female Candidate named Rice is worth a damn?"

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, it's what you pray for in your Christmas Stocking! at December 23, 2013 08:01 AM (kXoT0)

167 "Inadvertently false statements." Unbelievable. --- Bush 43 - "There are WMDs in Iraq" - Supposedly a lie despite actually finding Sarin and other WMDs there. Putting on a dog-and-pony show to distract from a WH and SOS-caused fuckup in Benghazi- "Inadvertently false statements" despite knowingly sending a guy up the river for producing the inflammitory video.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 23, 2013 08:01 AM (/Crba)

168 With any luck Barky's fat head might inadvertently get stuck in Reggie's squeak hole and the each get a taste of O'barky care.

Posted by: Killerdog at December 23, 2013 08:01 AM (vOaP7)

169 82 Boston Marathon bomber heard voices in his head, got no help www.nydailynews.com -- See? It's our fault for not helping poor little schizo. Mean Repubs who hate the mentally ill. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 23, 2013 11:40 AM (ZPrif) The voices were from the goat, fuck me, fuck me. I don't know how they could misunderstand that for blow up innocents at the marathon.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 23, 2013 08:01 AM (HVff2)

170 An inadvertent false representation can make it half-way 'round the world before the Truth gets its shoelaces tied.

Posted by: Mark Twain at December 23, 2013 08:02 AM (PYAXX)

171 There is no one in this corrupt administration capable of telling the truth. That's so not true. There was that guy who refused to sign off on the security for 404Care and that woman who wanted to certify it as unsafe.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 23, 2013 08:02 AM (VtjlW)

172

Obama conversion sheet

over 200,000 = rich

under 3,000 dead = not considered an attack

Posted by: polynikes at December 23, 2013 08:03 AM (m2CN7)

173 There is no one in this corrupt administration capable of telling the truth.

That's so not true. There was that guy who refused to sign off on the security for 404Care and that woman who wanted to certify it as unsafe.
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Well, technically, they are not part of this administration any longer. They have decided to pursue opportunities...

Posted by: CUS at December 23, 2013 08:03 AM (wcLJG)

174
Unexpectedly Inadvertent.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 23, 2013 08:03 AM (MaP11)

175 Was there any mention by anyone anywhere of the attacks that have failed due in no part whatsoever to our ridiculously ineffective increases in anti-terrorism measures?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at December 23, 2013 08:03 AM (Qt/d2)

176 That's so not true. There was that guy who refused to sign off on the security for 404Care and that woman who wanted to certify it as unsafe. Do you count as being "in this corrupt administration" if you get fired (excuse me... "asked to resign") for said truth-telling?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 23, 2013 08:03 AM (PYAXX)

177 I was only following orders!

Posted by: Susan Rice Schultz at December 23, 2013 08:03 AM (nLIMC)

178 Do you think there is a dash cam view of Tspeedbump?

Posted by: nip at December 23, 2013 08:04 AM (jI23+)

179
O/T..... but entirely hilarious. Simple picture.... little reading involved. perfect for the horde.

http://www.americanthinker.com/cartoons/

Posted by: fixerupper at December 23, 2013 08:04 AM (nELVU)

180 When I "Inadvertently Made False Representations" to the IRS examiner, I didn't get a pass, I got 5 years!

Posted by: W Snipes at December 23, 2013 08:04 AM (o3MSL)

181 Tspeedbump hears voices = Absolves Islam Adam Lanza hears voices = Indicts NRA

Posted by: --- at December 23, 2013 08:04 AM (MMC8r)

182 For that matter, our planes were fired on a few days ago and Barky's response is . . . .?

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 23, 2013 08:05 AM (XUKZU)

183 Someone in my office brought in some form of popcorn with writing in an Asian script, likely Japanese kanji, which has a tiny bit of English on it claiming it is popcorn with cocoa powder and a few other things. I'm afraid to eat it in case it turns out to be bukkake corn, as I severely dislike eating something where I can't recognize it or can't read the ingredients list in the original language.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 23, 2013 08:05 AM (/Crba)

184 University of Alabama Demands To Be Removed From American Studies Association Membership List After Group Passes Israel BoycottÂ… The American Studies Association announced a boycott against Israel several weeks ago, when a majority of its members voted in favor of the controversial effort. Truth Revolt contacted the Secretary for the University of Alabama system to find out if its universities agreed with the boycott. After checking with various departments, Secretary Michael Bowles reported that not only was the University of Alabama listed erroneously in the directory, but that in light of the ASAÂ’s boycott, the UniversityÂ’s American Studies department chair was contacting the ASA and demanding to stop being listed. The University of Alabama hasnÂ’t paid a membership to ASA in over three years, Bowles said. He also commented that the University has made major efforts to be a welcoming and desirable academic home for Jewish students, so if it has been an ASA member, it would have ended its affiliation in light of the boycott. Bravo Bravo Bravo to the University of Alabama: Roll Tide

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2013 08:05 AM (t3UFN)

185 What new hell is Barky working on now?

Posted by: Killerdog at December 23, 2013 08:05 AM (vOaP7)

186
If you inadvertently make false representations with dogs, you get fleas.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 23, 2013 08:05 AM (MaP11)

187 The Tsarnev's worked in Boston, therefore this was workplace violence.

Posted by: --- at December 23, 2013 08:06 AM (MMC8r)

188 The voices were from the goat, fuck me, fuck me. I don't know how they could misunderstand that for blow up innocents at the marathon. --- Been there, tried that defense. Didn't help me much.

Posted by: David Berkowitz at December 23, 2013 08:07 AM (/Crba)

189 Well, technically, they are not part of this administration any longer. They have decided to pursue opportunities... Posted by: CUS at December 23, 2013 12:03 PM (wcLJG) And get audited!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 23, 2013 08:07 AM (VtjlW)

190 What new hell is Barky working on now?
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The same thing he is working on every night, trying to take over the world.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 23, 2013 08:07 AM (XUKZU)

191 The same thing he is working on every night, trying to take over the world. NARF!

Posted by: Pinky Biden at December 23, 2013 08:08 AM (MMC8r)

192 That's so not true. There was that guy who refused to sign off on the security for 404Care and that woman who wanted to certify it as unsafe. Of course, neither of them went to Congress with their concerns until after the fact. So I'm not willing to grant them white hat status quite yet. "First rats to jump overboard" status is more plausible at this point.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 23, 2013 08:08 AM (c2oll)

193 191 The same thing he is working on every night, trying to take over the world. NARF! --- Would this make Sebelius into Elmyra?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 23, 2013 08:09 AM (/Crba)

194 The same thing he is working on every night, trying to take over the world. Posted by: WalrusRex at December 23, 2013 12:07 PM (XUKZU) A Communist Empire, if you can keep it.

Posted by: Benjamin Barry Obama at December 23, 2013 08:09 AM (oFCZn)

195 The same thing he is working on every night, trying to take over the world. singing... "They're Barkey and No-Brain They're Barkey and No-Brain One is a SCOAMT, the other... has no brain..." Okay, I admit it needs work.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 23, 2013 08:09 AM (PYAXX)

196 Posted by: Pinky Biden at December 23, 2013 12:08 PM (MMC8r) Fist-bump.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 23, 2013 08:09 AM (PYAXX)

197 We haven't been attacked? So.. Benghazi doesn't count?

Posted by: Sarah at December 23, 2013 08:10 AM (dV5uj)

198

#52 "I'm going out on a limb here, and calling Susan Rice a liar."

No, no, no - remember "DELAM / REMAL"

Democrat Lies are Mistakes, Republican Mistakes are Lies.

Try to keep up.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at December 23, 2013 08:10 AM (H9eC4)

199 Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 23, 2013 12:09 PM (/Crba) Also fist-bump.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 23, 2013 08:10 AM (PYAXX)

200 Gee! One of Obama's administration came up with another crap euphemism. Why am I surprised?

Posted by: georgeofthedesert at December 23, 2013 08:11 AM (Eq2MX)

201 We haven't been attacked? So.. Benghazi doesn't count? Of course not, silly. Because... hey, squirrel!

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 23, 2013 08:11 AM (PYAXX)

202 Why am I surprised? That's a very good question. Why are you?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 23, 2013 08:12 AM (PYAXX)

203 We haven't been attacked? So.. Benghazi doesn't count?
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Susie said she didn't have tome to worry about "false controversies."

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 23, 2013 08:12 AM (XUKZU)

204 I never had sexual relations with that woman; I just inadvertently made false representations to her blouse with my penis.

Posted by: Fritz at December 23, 2013 08:12 AM (UzPAd)

205 195 The same thing he is working on every night, trying to take over the world. singing... "They're Barkey and No-Brain They're Barkey and No-Brain One is a SCOAMT, the other... has no brain..." Okay, I admit it needs work. --- Keep the original lyric, "insane", instead of "no brain".

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 23, 2013 08:12 AM (/Crba)

206 Sorry, not sure why I missed this: I love euphemisms. That's a euphemism for something, isn't it?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 23, 2013 08:12 AM (PYAXX)

207 Because I'm a giver and also because I stumbled over it, Jennifer Lawrence: http://tinyurl.com/lwthltv

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 23, 2013 08:13 AM (oFCZn)

208 I think Suzi's new name shall be rice-a-roni wench.

Posted by: Killerdog at December 23, 2013 08:14 AM (vOaP7)

209 What new hell is Barky working on now? - The same thing he is working on every night, Reggie's beef stick. FIFY.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 23, 2013 08:14 AM (cUARf)

210 James Clapper, the HEAD of National Intelligence, was told BEFOREHAND that he was going to be asked, if the US Government was keeping data on American citizens... When he said no, his answer was not inadvertent... it was PREMEDITATED.... He lied, when he could have EASILY said, I cannot answer that question in this venue...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 23, 2013 08:14 AM (lZBBB)

211 That's a euphemism for something, isn't it? Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 23, 2013 12:12 PM (PYAXX) Baaaaaby lambs!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 23, 2013 08:15 AM (VtjlW)

212 They're Barkey and No-Brain They're Barkey and No-Brain One is a SCOAMT, the other's insane. To prove their commie worth, They'll overthrow the earth. They're Barkey, they're Barkey and No-Brain. They're Barkey and No-Brain They're Barkey and No-Brain They've read Das Kapital They've no scruples at all. They're Barkey, they're Barkey and No-Brain...

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 23, 2013 08:15 AM (PYAXX)

213 You people are always so suspicious. *zips up fly* Have a nice warm 98.6 degree bowl of soup.

Posted by: Tyler Durden [/i] at December 23, 2013 08:15 AM (6Nqkf)

214 187 The Tsarnev's worked in Boston, therefore this was workplace violence. Posted by: --- at December 23, 2013 12:06 PM (MMC8r) They worked? I thought they were on welfare. That's what I get for thinking.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 23, 2013 08:16 AM (c2oll)

215
Back in 2009, when Susan Rice was being confirmed as U.S. Ambassador to the U.N., Collins put out a press release highlighting RiceÂ’s ties to Maine, the senatorÂ’s own state.

Collins praised her as a Â“remarkable woman,Â” adding: Â“I first met her when we both participated in seminars sponsored by the Aspen Strategy Group. I was so impressed with her brilliance and nuanced insights as we discussed foreign policy challenges.Â”

But remember, you must not primary this woman ever never.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 23, 2013 08:16 AM (kdS6q)

216 New thread...

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, it's what you pray for in your Christmas Stocking! at December 23, 2013 08:17 AM (kXoT0)

217 212 They're Barkey and No-Brain They're Barkey and No-Brain One is a SCOAMT, the other's insane. To prove their commie worth, They'll overthrow the earth. They're Barkey, they're Barkey and No-Brain. They're Barkey and No-Brain They're Barkey and No-Brain They've read Das Kapital They've no scruples at all. They're Barkey, they're Barkey and No-Brain... --- I think you've got a winner.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 23, 2013 08:17 AM (/Crba)

218 That's a euphemism for something, isn't it? Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 23, 2013 12:12 PM (PYAXX) Baaaaaby lambs! Bouncing, galloping, or gamboling?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 23, 2013 08:17 AM (cUARf)

219 Because I'm a giver and also because I stumbled over it, Jennifer Lawrence: http://tinyurl.com/lwthltv Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 23, 2013 12:13 PM (oFCZn) I have a sudden urge to play connect the dots.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 23, 2013 08:17 AM (VtjlW)

220 213Â You people are always so suspicious.Â *zips up fly*Â Have a nice warm 98.6 degree bowl of soup.Posted by: Tyler Durden at December 23, 2013 12:15 PM (6Nqkf) I hear that pajama boy might like some soup, seeing as he lost his Barky care gig.

Posted by: Killerdog at December 23, 2013 08:17 AM (vOaP7)

221 [i[Tom Coburn hints that GOP will cave in debt-ceiling negotiations

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 23, 2013 11:57 AM (XUKZU)[/i]

Obviously not the hill on which to make a principled stand...

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 23, 2013 08:18 AM (Rft+P)

222 nude

Posted by: fixerupper at December 23, 2013 08:19 AM (nELVU)

223

"They're Barkey and No-Brain
They're Barkey and No-Brain
One is a SCOAMT, the other... has no brain..."

Okay, I admit it needs work.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at December 23, 2013 12:09 PM (PYAXX)

"It's dog that Barkey tastes,

"While No-Brain gobbles paste;

They're SCOAMF - SCOAMF and No-Brain, brain, brain, brain, brain!

Before their term is done,

Their plan will be unfurled -

By the dawning of the sun

They'll Pajama Boy the world!"

Yeah, needs work. But I'm not a lyricist, anyway.

Posted by: The Chicken at December 23, 2013 08:21 AM (zF6Iw)

224

They're desperate; rather, President Obama is desperate. His big concern, as I understand it, is his legacy, his place in history. His big problem is reality. Every program, policy and piece of legislation put forward and supported by his administration has been a glaring, miserable failure by any objective measure. Mind you, he and his supporters don't see it that way, at least not superficially.

Superficially, they can rationalize it all away by saying, for example, that the Tsarnaev brothers were not terrorists at all. They were two misguided boys, with the elder in the grip of schizophrenia and the younger completely under his sway. Benghazi? A protest. Hasan and the Ft. Hood shooting? Lone wolf attack by a mentally unbalanced gunman who also coincidentally engaged in email correspondence with Anwar Al Awlaki prior to the shootings. Nothing to see here. And the economy? Obama saved us, you see. We were staring into the abyss and it was his quick thinking that took us away from the precipice. Ingrates.

And so on. Nothing touches these people. Susan Rice could say what she said because she knows she can get away with it. No network reporters allowed access would dare call her on it. That tree fell in a very silent forest.

There will be no justice for the dead from Fast and Furious and Benghazi. True The Vote founder Catherine Engelbrecht and her husband will never get an apology for the upending of their lives when the federal government swarmed them with FBI inquiries, IRS audits, and OSHA inspections. History books will cover up and obscure every scandal and crime committed by this administration. No one will go to jail. No one will be held to account.

Three more years of this and we the people made it happen. Consider it pennance.

Posted by: troyriser at December 23, 2013 08:30 AM (O66NZ)

225 inadvertently false representing inadvertently false representers inadvertently false represent.

Posted by: jwpaine @PirateBallerina at December 23, 2013 08:30 AM (2oU2+)

226 So do "if you like your plan you can keep your plan" and "if you like your doctor you can keep your doctor" also fall under the "inadvertently false" category?

Posted by: AAA at December 23, 2013 08:35 AM (fG412)

227 Weapons grade stupid this lady is. One wonders how she made it through life, never mind school.

Posted by: FGCU_James at December 23, 2013 08:49 AM (585Xp)

228 Susie Rice lying to the American public, blatantly and unashamedly? UNPOSSIBLE,

Posted by: Auntie M at December 23, 2013 08:58 AM (AIC5Z)

229 So the Boston Marathon attack was not an attack? Or does the Administration view it as unsuccessful?

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at December 23, 2013 09:12 AM (OPzNA)

230 Its a sign of how cynical I've gotten about our government that this doesn't surprise me in the least. I'm reasonably sure that this kind of nonsense has been going on for the past couple of decades and I was too young/stupid to care, but it seems like the transgressions have become more overt in the past few years. Is anybody else noticing this trend?

Posted by: right wing whippersnapper at December 23, 2013 09:19 AM (NSh5j)

231 Susan Rice is a completely unremarkable individual in every way, including her attempts to cover this pathetic administration's loose ends with even looser lies. It was probably a sign of her indebtedness to Jugears for a position for which she was supremely unqualified, that she agreed to do the sunday network tour and try to sell a horse shit sandwich.

Posted by: ontherocks at December 23, 2013 09:38 AM (KZC1n)

232 "I cannot tell an inadvertently false statement."

- Stuff George Washington Said, Vol I.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 23, 2013 10:33 AM (eHIJJ)

233 For being a truly brilliant foreign policy expert, Susan Rice sure is a dumbass

Posted by: billypaintbrush at December 23, 2013 01:59 PM (9/iF+)

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