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April 19, 2013

Suspect Standoff Thread 2
— Pixy Misa

The old thread was reaching maximum capaicity in the comment section.

Live feed here, here, or here.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 07:07 AM | Comments (918)
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1 So far, nothing new.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2013 07:07 AM (d0Dmj)

2 Nice new thread smell

Posted by: Beer Ninja at April 19, 2013 07:08 AM (2tXeA)

3 Ah!!! Fresh thread smell.

Posted by: EC at April 19, 2013 07:08 AM (GQ8sn)

4 Does anyone know where this ass hole is?

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at April 19, 2013 07:08 AM (R8hU8)

5 Scanner to listen to, but I am not posting what they say http://tinyurl.com/csnrbjn

Posted by: Baldy at April 19, 2013 07:09 AM (opS9C)

6 from gateway pundit:

Dead Boston Bomber Tamerlan Tsarnaev created a YouTube playlist devoted to Islamic terrorism.

(the plot thins...)

Posted by: mallfly at April 19, 2013 07:09 AM (bJm7W)

7 Try checking under the carpet

Posted by: Body Builder at April 19, 2013 07:09 AM (DrC22)

8 Fresh thread smell

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at April 19, 2013 07:09 AM (MnSla)

9 1207th!

Posted by: RWC at April 19, 2013 07:09 AM (fWAjv)

10 thanks for the new thread!
can't get anything done... listing to the scanner feed... thanks by the way

Posted by: Yip at April 19, 2013 07:09 AM (/jHWN)

11 Scanner chatter telling officers to return to their original perimeter positions if they had gone to assist at another location. Sounds like they haven't got anyone tied down in the dragnet yet.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at April 19, 2013 07:09 AM (4df7R)

12 Does anyone know where this ass hole is? Posted by: Velvet Ambition at April 19, 2013 11:08 AM

Nope, but if you are a criminal, you know where every cop in the greater Boston area is. Field day!

Posted by: huerfano at April 19, 2013 07:09 AM (bAGA/)

13 Yo, Peeps.

Posted by: fluffy at April 19, 2013 07:09 AM (z9HTb)

14 SHOOT SOMEBODY!

Posted by: Sgt. Fury at April 19, 2013 07:09 AM (R18D0)

15 Holy moly, last thread got long.

Posted by: Heralder at April 19, 2013 07:10 AM (+xmn4)

16 It's so new!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 19, 2013 07:10 AM (BAS5M)

17 6 Mallfly,

we must NOT repeat NOT jump to conclusions on motive!

//Newsies

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 19, 2013 07:10 AM (LRFds)

18 glad its only one dude, imagine if this were coordinated country wide....or don't

Posted by: Red Shirt at April 19, 2013 07:10 AM (FIDMq)

19 Live Feed like they drop in there for those fighting fish?

This could get good...

Posted by: ontherocks at April 19, 2013 07:10 AM (Xk1F5)

20 Wow nice carpet...

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 19, 2013 07:10 AM (8sCoq)

21 Gaaaaaah. We currently have a case involving
litigation about pretty much exactly this. There was a very scary
situation last year where a 'uge feckin' guy showed up at the office and
started screaming about money being stolen and I finally had to hold up the can of bear mace that's at the front desk and tell him that he
needed to leave right then. He did storm off (about 30 second before
the police showed) and we got a terribly embarrassed call from his wife
later that day apologizing.

Good times, good times.

Posted by: alexthechick at April 19, 2013 11:06 AM (VtjlW)

You have bear mace at your front desk?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 19, 2013 07:10 AM (da5Wo)

22 Jihadwatch is a must read this AM

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 19, 2013 07:10 AM (EjHEW)

23 The old thread was reaching maximum capaicity in the comment section. Nobody needs a high-capacity assault thread.

Posted by: t-bird at April 19, 2013 07:10 AM (FcR7P)

24 GUYS THERE'S A FRIDGE FULL OF BEER

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 19, 2013 07:11 AM (8sCoq)

25 Damn, someone already farted in here?

Posted by: Dang at April 19, 2013 07:11 AM (R18D0)

Why are we watching video from a mile away?

It's 2013 and this is a "connected" area, with thousands of people close to the action with devices built to take and transmit video. Where are all the feeds?

I'm tired of watching exhaust pipes and cop's asses.

Posted by: jwest at April 19, 2013 07:11 AM (u2a4R)

27 Please please please scoop this puppy up live, so we can get his story from him, instead of from fucking Wolf Blitzer.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at April 19, 2013 07:11 AM (PH+2B)

28 So the father is threatening that if his son is killed, "All hell will break loose."

Really? Fucker.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 07:11 AM (lVPtV)

29 Dzhokar's dad is claiming they were "framed." "PPPPPleeeeeze!!!!" (Roger Rabbit)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2013 07:11 AM (tqLft)

30 You have bear mace at your front desk?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 19, 2013 11:10 AM (da5Wo)

And EMU-BE-GONE in her coat pocket.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 19, 2013 07:11 AM (/WLC3)

31 Don't forget the Saudi...

Posted by: Prescient11 at April 19, 2013 07:11 AM (tVTLU)

32 Wait a minute ... I see furniture dents on the carpet. This thread isn't new! It's a sham.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at April 19, 2013 07:11 AM (deaac)

33 30 And EMU-BE-GONE in her coat pocket. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 19, 2013 11:11 AM (/WLC3) LOL!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2013 07:11 AM (tqLft)

34 glad its only one dude See? Lone Wolf (tm)!

Posted by: The MFM at April 19, 2013 07:12 AM (FcR7P)

35 The ATF is there. This oughta be good.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 19, 2013 07:12 AM (BAS5M)

36 Look in the fridge! Sodas and hummus! Lots of hummus! Wait... RUN! IT"S A TRAP!!!!

Posted by: Dang at April 19, 2013 07:12 AM (R18D0)

37 You have bear mace at your front desk? Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 19, 2013 11:10 AM (da5Wo)

You'd expect less from AtC?

I'm surprised it wasn't a small thermonuclear device.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 19, 2013 07:12 AM (sbV1u)

38 O/T: Dear Weather Channel, Stop naming winter storms. Thanks, PS, show weather once in awhile.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 19, 2013 07:12 AM (yCvxi)

39 31 Don't forget the Saudi... Posted by: Prescient11 at April 19, 2013 11:11 AM (tVTLU) sAudi? I thought he was driving a Honda CRV, no?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2013 07:12 AM (tqLft)

40 Putin needs to pick up the dad and "have a talk."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 07:12 AM (lVPtV)

41 You have bear mace at your front desk? Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 19, 2013 11:10 AM (da5Wo) LOL, no shit. Seems like wherever AtC works would be a fun time - for a day or two.

Posted by: RWC at April 19, 2013 07:12 AM (fWAjv)

42 The parallels with turn of the 20th century Russia are interesting.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 19, 2013 07:12 AM (/i3Yt)

43 There is so much about this whole thing that makes no sense whatsoever.

Posted by: jewells45 at April 19, 2013 07:12 AM (l/N7H)

44 If the other son is killed, all hell will have a welcoming party.

Posted by: Roy at April 19, 2013 07:12 AM (VndSC)

45 A memorial service will be held for the Marathon Bomber this weekend. Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dorne will be in attendance. President Obama will be making the keynote speech.

Posted by: Columbia University at April 19, 2013 07:13 AM (Zv1QB)

46 What'd I miss?

Posted by: Knave at April 19, 2013 07:13 AM (cipri)

47 38 O/T: Dear Weather Channel, Stop naming winter storms. Thanks, PS, show weather once in awhile. Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 19, 2013 11:12 AM (yCvxi) Achmed, Kamil, Abdul, Mohammed, Fatima...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2013 07:13 AM (tqLft)

It doesn't seem like they know where the little asshole is.

I've heard that he posted a bunch of jihadi shit on his soc-med pages. I want this known every-fuckin-where.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 19, 2013 07:13 AM (+z4pE)

49 Good gravy. It's snowing. Yesterday it was 74 degrees.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at April 19, 2013 07:13 AM (026j9)

50 So the father is threatening that if his son is killed, "All hell will break loose." Really? Fucker. Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 11:11 AM (lVPtV)

Since he lives in Russia, I'm sure Vlad will be amused.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 19, 2013 07:13 AM (sbV1u)

51 You'd expect less from AtC?

I'm surprised it wasn't a small thermonuclear device.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 19, 2013 11:12 AM (sbV1u)

Actually, I was expecting her to be armed. Bear mace just seemed kinda odd.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 19, 2013 07:13 AM (da5Wo)

You have bear mace at your front desk?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 19, 2013 11:10 AM (da5Wo)

Don't laugh, it works! Especially if there's the chance you might be attacked by a bear. A very real possibility in northern New England and parts of San Francisco.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at April 19, 2013 07:13 AM (4df7R)

53 I am sure the daddy is being "interviewed" as we speak

Posted by: thunderb at April 19, 2013 07:13 AM (Ivw5/)

54 Texas Red ‏@jswifty250 44m @davidsirota you're a moronic twatwaffle.

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 19, 2013 07:13 AM (8sCoq)

55 Dzhokar's dad is claiming they were "framed."

All I know is I finally get to shoot somebody.

Posted by: Sgt. Fury at April 19, 2013 07:13 AM (R18D0)

56 Oh thank God. Ben, put up a new one every 300 comments or so please.

Posted by: Truman North at April 19, 2013 07:13 AM (ny+t0)

57 The Weather Channel is a joke now. Just another arm of MSDNC.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 07:13 AM (lVPtV)

58 Give the left credit - they certainly are broadcasting how this proves their moral superiority, even if they are gasping for exactly why that is.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at April 19, 2013 07:13 AM (nFI1a)

59 40 Putin needs to pick up the dad and "have a talk." Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 11:12 AM (lVPtV) Polonium on rye, with lots of Russian dressing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2013 07:13 AM (tqLft)

60 How does a 19-year-old kid elude this many police?

Posted by: MaxMBJ at April 19, 2013 07:14 AM (deaac)

61 I think we need to send William Munny (all expensenses paid) after the father.

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at April 19, 2013 07:14 AM (X7MMs)

62 He was a good boy. A very good boy!

Posted by: little old grandmother type you always hear speaking after a shooting at April 19, 2013 07:14 AM (Y1Ff4)

63 What is a "dead man switch"?

Posted by: nottooproudtobeg at April 19, 2013 07:14 AM (ghC85)

64 28 So the father is threatening that if his son is killed, "All hell will break loose." Really? Fucker. Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 11:11 AM (lVPtV) This may be out of line, but when I read the article, I took it as a statement of prediction -- not exactly a threat -- from the father. My take was that the father was warning that the "group" his son(s) belonged to were batshit crazy.

Posted by: jwb7605 (Let It Burn) at April 19, 2013 07:14 AM (Qxe/p)

65
Nope, but if you are a criminal, you know where every cop in the greater Boston area is. Field day!

Posted by: huerfano at April 19, 2013 11:09 AM (bAGA/)

Not so much. They have all of Boston on lock-down. So if you are out, you will be treated as a threat. Also, no businesses are open, so you will have to break-in.

Given how stressed out the officers must be about one dead and another in serious/critical condition, I wouldn't think of today as a good day to do anything.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at April 19, 2013 07:14 AM (+/C3g)

66 Posted by: alexthechick at April 19, 2013 11:06 AM (VtjlW)

You have bear mace at your front desk?

Wasp spray works better.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2013 07:14 AM (d0Dmj)

67 >>A very real possibility in northern New England and parts of San Francisco.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at April 19, 2013 11:13 AM (4df7R)<<

That there was funneh. I don't care who you are.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 19, 2013 07:14 AM (KjlbF)

68 Second look at 60y/o guy?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 19, 2013 07:14 AM (yCvxi)

69 Bomber Boy's dad: "You keel my son, I keel you!!!!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 07:14 AM (lVPtV)

70 The ATF is there. This oughta be good.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 19, 2013 11:12 AM (BAS5M)

-- They will probably shoot up all the neighbors

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at April 19, 2013 07:14 AM (R8hU8)

71 The guy on the ground has something in his hands and won't let it go.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 19, 2013 07:14 AM (KCvsd)

72 As far as the name "Tamerlane" I suspect that a lot of liberals don't know history or haven't read the play with a close name by Christopher Marlowe. After all, Marlowe is a dead white guy,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2013 07:15 AM (BVq/X)

73 Bear mace has a brand name - "Rant in a Can"

Posted by: Roy at April 19, 2013 07:15 AM (VndSC)

I've heard that he posted a bunch of jihadi shit on his soc-med pages.

http://vk.com/id160300242 his fb page

Posted by: Cicero Kid at April 19, 2013 07:15 AM (026j9)

75 63 What is a "dead man switch"?

Posted by: nottooproudtobeg at April 19, 2013 11:14 AM (ghC85)

A bomb goes off if your finger lifts off the switch....like when they shoot you dead.

Posted by: Tami[/i] at April 19, 2013 07:15 AM (X6akg)

76 Why are we watching video from a mile away?

It's 2013 and this is a "connected" area, with thousands of people close to the action with devices built to take and transmit video. Where are all the feeds?

I'm tired of watching exhaust pipes and cop's asses.

Posted by: jwest at April 19, 2013 11:11 AM (u2a4R)

The police have "requested" that they don't broadcast video/pictures from to close up for "tactical reasons."

Posted by: tsrblke at April 19, 2013 07:15 AM (GaqMa)

77 I'm surprised it wasn't a small thermonuclear device.

Posted by: Sean Bannion

I would have thought a Class-A Thermal Detonator. With the bounty hunter outfit.

Posted by: Worcestershire at April 19, 2013 07:15 AM (BrQrN)

78 Did Marco Rubio get his head out of his arse this morning, and realize his amnesty Bill is dead. Or does the RINO want to help future Chechnyans to get citizenship.

Rubio's Chief of Staff worked for George Soros?

Posted by: Jackj at April 19, 2013 07:15 AM (4WesI)

79 Dzhokar's dad is claiming they were "framed."

"PPPPPleeeeeze!!!!" (Roger Rabbit)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2013 11:11 AM (tqLft)

well because, americans typically carry bombs in their cars and throw them at police when pulled over.

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 07:15 AM (nqBYe)

80 Fox still keeps saying these assholes were "very Americanized". I'm sorry assholes, the facts say otherwise.

Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2013 07:15 AM (53z96)

81 At this time, I would like to congratulate our immigration service. Without their tireless work in making sure that no Chechen criminals are ever given amnesty, we would surely have more terrorist bombers in our midst.

I am equally certain that, should we give them the task of granting amnesty to 15 million more people, they will be equally effective in weeding out the criminals and criminal sympathizers.

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 19, 2013 07:15 AM (VjL9S)

82 What is a "dead man switch"?
-
You have to hold the button down continuously on the bomb. Once you let go, it goes off.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 19, 2013 07:15 AM (/i3Yt)

83 So the father is threatening that if his son is killed, "All hell will break loose." Really? Fucker. Posted by: Jane D'oh

Already happened, fuckface. We'll off your younger little shit in a minute, got any more kids?

Posted by: Sgt. Fury at April 19, 2013 07:15 AM (R18D0)

84 /hands out chips ahoy cookies to whomever has been here the last 8+ hours.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 07:15 AM (7mQyC)

"scoop this puppy up live" Posted by: The littl shyning man

agreed.

Posted by: sophistahick at April 19, 2013 07:15 AM (UhXzR)

86 60 How does a 19-year-old kid elude this many police? Posted by: MaxMBJ at April 19, 2013 11:14 AM (deaac) The Muslim Cloaking Device, a.k.a. a burqa.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2013 07:15 AM (tqLft)

87 Dzhokar's dad is claiming they were "framed." All I know is I finally get to shoot somebody. Posted by: Sgt. Fury at April 19, 2013 11:13 AM (R18D0)

What is it about semi-literate Third Worlders people that they can't see what's in front of their face? Mohammad Atta's father had the same lame line.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 19, 2013 07:15 AM (sbV1u)

88 I am pretty sure "all Hell" is breaking loose for the daddy right now

Posted by: thunderb at April 19, 2013 07:16 AM (Ivw5/)

89 Islam? Never heard of it.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at April 19, 2013 07:16 AM (SzAZ7)

90 What is a "dead man switch"?

Posted by: nottooproudtobeg at April 19, 2013 11:14 AM (ghC85)

It's a bomb detonation switch that sets off the bomb if no pressure is kept on the switch. So if you shoot the person with their thumb on the dead man switch, whatever bomb is connected to that switch is going to go off when the hand goes limp.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at April 19, 2013 07:16 AM (4df7R)

91 We have to get back to more important subjects.

Posted by: John Kerry at April 19, 2013 07:16 AM (Zv1QB)

92 Bomber Boy's dad: "You keel my son, I keel you!!!!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 11:14 AM (lVPtV)

-- Is he gonna give us a discounted rate since we have already keeled one?

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at April 19, 2013 07:16 AM (R8hU8)

93 My take was that the father was warning that the "group" his son(s) belonged to were batshit crazy.

Posted by: jwb7605 (Let It Burn) at April 19, 2013 11:14 AM (Qxe/p)

I thought the father said 'he is such a good boy'? Hmmm....ya lying pop?

Posted by: Tami[/i] at April 19, 2013 07:16 AM (X6akg)

94 >> You have bear mace at your front desk?

Raptor In A CanÂ®

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 19, 2013 07:16 AM (cHZB7)

95 The Dad is threatening to attack us now? It's time for one of those drone strikes.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at April 19, 2013 07:16 AM (nFI1a)

96 They don't want him alive. He might talk.

Posted by: Truman North at April 19, 2013 07:16 AM (ny+t0)

97 Sounds like activity at 36 Boylston?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at April 19, 2013 07:16 AM (4df7R)

98 The ATF is there. This oughta be good.

So you're saying that Boston should be evacuated before the ATF burns the city to the ground?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 19, 2013 07:16 AM (SY2Kh)

Posted by: Tami at April 19, 2013 11:15 AM (X6akg)

If it's electronic, can't we just wash the area in EMP? I thought we had that tech now.

Posted by: tsrblke at April 19, 2013 07:16 AM (GaqMa)

100 63, When you stop pressing it, something happens.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at April 19, 2013 07:16 AM (x4x3r)

101 I'm going to turn Fox off and check back periodically to see if they have quit saying the same stupid shit because they have no filler.

Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2013 07:16 AM (53z96)

102 This scanner traffic is sexist....I haven't heard one female voice.... weird, eh?

Posted by: Yip at April 19, 2013 07:16 AM (/jHWN)

103 How does a 19-year-old kid elude this many police? Posted by: MaxMBJ

Dude, he's wearing hoodie.

Posted by: Dang at April 19, 2013 07:16 AM (R18D0)

104 Beck's gone all in and I mean all in on the soon to be deported Saudi being involved in this.

Posted by: Vote Lord Humungus 2016 at April 19, 2013 07:16 AM (HEa5q)

105 Cicero Kid

i got a weird screen 404 and not found.

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 07:16 AM (nqBYe)

106 60. He eludes police, because he was part of a cell. These two did not act alone, even though the MSM wants you to believe that.

Posted by: Jackj at April 19, 2013 07:17 AM (4WesI)

107 That winter storm they named ... was it a Caucasian sounding name? Like Dzhokhar?

Posted by: MaxMBJ at April 19, 2013 07:17 AM (deaac)

108 What is a "dead man switch"?

A mix up at the morgue.

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at April 19, 2013 07:17 AM (MnSla)

109 You have bear mace at your front desk?

Posted by: BCochran1981

***

(Sidles up to ATC) So how you doi----AHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Posted by: Vietnamese Hooker at April 19, 2013 07:17 AM (uhftQ)

110 Apparently this little asswipe supports GUN CONTROL. BWAAAAAAAAAAAH

http://bit.ly/117xkDY

Posted by: Kim at April 19, 2013 07:17 AM (ICqvM)

111 87 What is it about semi-literate Third Worlders people that they can't see what's in front of their face? Mohammad Atta's father had the same lame line. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 19, 2013 11:15 AM (sbV1u) If Rosie O'Donnell and the rest of the Truthers can say fire can't melt steel and there were no Jews at the WTC on 9/11 - and scream it loudly and consistently (since the MFM will not silence you), then anything is possible.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2013 07:17 AM (tqLft)

112 First!

wth?

Posted by: tangonine at April 19, 2013 07:17 AM (x3YFz)

113 Oh thank God. Ben, put up a new one every 300 comments or so please.

Let the post stomping begin!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2013 07:17 AM (d0Dmj)

114 Right now at this moment I wish Putin was our President. This would have been over hours ago.

Posted by: mpfs, assault fishstick at April 19, 2013 07:17 AM (iYbLN)

115 104. Word is that Michelle Obama visited the Saudi in the Hospital?

Posted by: Jackj at April 19, 2013 07:17 AM (4WesI)

116 Why do these bimbos on Fox feel the need to humanize this shitstain?

Posted by: ontherocks at April 19, 2013 07:17 AM (Xk1F5)

117 so father says His son would Neve.

But threatens hell breaking lose ?

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 07:17 AM (nqBYe)

118 72: What is the historical significance of the Tamerlan name?

Posted by: War69DotCom at April 19, 2013 07:17 AM (ayPhb)

119 Wasp spray works better. The best wasp spray.....cheap hairspray. Spray em with it, they fall to the ground, and you step on them.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 19, 2013 07:18 AM (eyJh9)

120 60 How does a 19-year-old kid elude this many police?

Sympathetic "friends?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 07:18 AM (lVPtV)

121 OT: Bob Goodlatte (R-VA) says that the House will take up the immigration bill in regular order, and that it won't be a matter of weeks, but rather months for it to be dealt with. Good. Time is the enemy of this monstrosity.

Posted by: pep at April 19, 2013 07:18 AM (YXmuI)

122 "As far as the name "Tamerlane" I suspect that a lot of liberals don't know history..." All I know is that I hate when he shows up late in a grand campaign in Medieval Total War II with like 15 max capacity armies and elephants with fucking guns on their heads.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 19, 2013 07:18 AM (yCvxi)

123 The Dad is threatening to attack us now?

It's time for one of those drone strikes. Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk

Wait. Send the dead boys back to the dad. Drone strike the funeral. It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Dang at April 19, 2013 07:18 AM (R18D0)

124 Graduates of the same high school as Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. You can't make that shit up.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 19, 2013 07:18 AM (HDgX3)

125 Dzhokhar is pronounced "joker," right?

Posted by: MaxMBJ at April 19, 2013 07:18 AM (deaac)

126

When you stop pressing it, something happens.

That's what she said!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 19, 2013 07:18 AM (BAS5M)

127 102 - The only one that was on a while back was useless, so let's not wish for her back.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 07:18 AM (7mQyC)

128 Their sister lives in NY?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 19, 2013 07:18 AM (/i3Yt)

129 If all hell hasn't been breaking loose in Boston over the last couple of days...well I don't know what else I can do.

Posted by: Satan at April 19, 2013 07:18 AM (Zv1QB)

130 I have a bear mace too. Use it every weekend. It has a gold chain.

Posted by: Andi Sullivan at April 19, 2013 07:18 AM (VndSC)

131 What is the historical significance of the Tamerlan name? Posted by: War69DotCom at April 19, 2013 11:17 AM (ayPhb)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timur

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 19, 2013 07:18 AM (sbV1u)

132

It's a bomb detonation switch that sets off the bomb if no pressure is kept on the switch.

Do NOT attempt to grow a brain!

Posted by: Dennis Hopper at April 19, 2013 07:18 AM (BrQrN)

133 (Sidles up to ATC) So how you doi----AHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Posted by: Vietnamese Hooker at April 19, 2013 11:17 AM (uhftQ)

you rookies. Distract her with stompy boots. Do I have to do everything around here?

Posted by: tangonine at April 19, 2013 07:18 AM (x3YFz)

134 Why is this Saudi being deported?

Because little lord Obama doesn't want to do the right thing and declare war on Saudi Arabia.

Posted by: Kristophr at April 19, 2013 07:19 AM (wYVte)

135 As crazy as beck sometimes sounds, he is almost always right.

Posted by: Truman North at April 19, 2013 07:19 AM (ny+t0)

136 So the father is threatening that if his son is killed, "All hell will break loose." And what, exactly, was the bombing of the marathon? Send the dad pictures of his sons choking on pork cock and sign it "Love and Kisses from College".

Posted by: t-bird at April 19, 2013 07:19 AM (FcR7P)

137 125 Dzhokhar is pronounced "joker," right? Posted by: MaxMBJ at April 19, 2013 11:18 AM (deaac) And the other brother's name is Pyle?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2013 07:19 AM (tqLft)

138 The guy on the ground has something in his hands and won't let it go.

Now is NOT the time to fap.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2013 07:19 AM (d0Dmj)

139 Where are ya'll seeing the dads comments?

Posted by: RWC at April 19, 2013 07:19 AM (fWAjv)

140 What is a "dead man switch"?
-
You have to hold the button down continuously on the bomb. Once you let go, it goes off.

Cramps must suck.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2013 07:19 AM (d0Dmj)

141 What is the historical significance of the Tamerlan name?

Tamerlane (Timur, the lame) was one of history's greatest murderers. He was a followon to Genghis Khan. Famous for mountains of skulls.

Posted by: pep at April 19, 2013 07:19 AM (YXmuI)

142 114. Russian Special Forces do not care about the welfare of any hostage, that is sad, but the reason they take care of things.

Posted by: Jackj at April 19, 2013 07:19 AM (4WesI)

143 128 Their sister lives in NY? Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 19, 2013 11:18 AM (/i3Yt) Oh great. Let me grab my yarmulke and head over to Atlantic Avenue, stat!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2013 07:19 AM (tqLft)

144 If you ever saw Terminator 2, the black guy scientist at the end has a dead man's switch. As soon as you release tension, the bomb goes off.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 19, 2013 07:19 AM (f9c2L)

145 Apparently this little asswipe supports GUN CONTROL. BWAAAAAAAAAAAH

http://bit.ly/117xkDY Posted by: Kim

SCORE!!! FUCKING SCORE!!!

Posted by: Dang at April 19, 2013 07:19 AM (R18D0)

146 http://vk.com/id160300242

Posted by: Cicero Kid at April 19, 2013 07:19 AM (026j9)

147 http://bit.ly/117xkDY

Posted by: Kim at April 19, 2013 11:17 AM (ICqvM)

well c'mon now it would be easier to Pick us off if we cannot defend ourselves.

makes perfect sense.

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 07:20 AM (nqBYe)

148 Okay, I'm listening to Beck now. He's all over the Saudi boy and the Obama's.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 07:20 AM (lVPtV)

149 robot on the guy now

Posted by: Ma Bell at April 19, 2013 07:20 AM (RLdcX)

150 "Right now I wish Putin was our president ..." I'd take Hollande at this point.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at April 19, 2013 07:20 AM (deaac)

151 Jihad Watch.

Posted by: Knave at April 19, 2013 07:20 AM (cipri)

152 139 Where are ya'll seeing the dads comments? Posted by: RWC at April 19, 2013 11:19 AM (fWAjv) I saw it on PJ Media, Bridget Johnson's article.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2013 07:20 AM (tqLft)

153 robot is on him now...fun times!!

Posted by: Brian at April 19, 2013 07:20 AM (wTSvK)

154 "114 Right now at this moment I wish Putin was our President. This would have been over hours ago." I think running to the nearest neo-czarist strong man for protection ends pretty poorly for your freedoms.

Posted by: Vote Lord Humungus 2016 at April 19, 2013 07:20 AM (HEa5q)

155 " the robot is on him now"..... that sounds uncomfortable...

Posted by: Yip at April 19, 2013 07:20 AM (/jHWN)

156 "The robot is on him now." That doesn't sound good for him...

Posted by: pforeman at April 19, 2013 07:20 AM (ge1dt)

157 The robot is on the old guy from earlier....per scanner.

Posted by: Tami[/i] at April 19, 2013 07:20 AM (X6akg)

158 I thought the father said 'he is such a good boy'? Hmmm....ya lying pop? Posted by: Tami at April 19, 2013 11:16 AM (X6akg) That's what his classmates were saying, too. Amazing how parents typically react to "surprises" (or maybe not ...) Assuming the father is involved in this, though, qualifies us to work for CNN, or be a talking head on Fox. Another part of the puzzle that warrants the "48 hour" rule.

Posted by: jwb7605 (Let It Burn) at April 19, 2013 07:20 AM (Qxe/p)

159 What this thread needs is an Israeli tank.

Posted by: Piercello at April 19, 2013 07:20 AM (E/6f0)

160 121. Good to hear, thanks Pep.

Posted by: Jackj at April 19, 2013 07:21 AM (4WesI)

161 So he supposedly supported gun control? Expect that to fall down the memory hole with Dorner and every other leftwing violent fanatic (BIRM) that the MBM seems to forget about.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 19, 2013 07:21 AM (yCvxi)

162 145 Apparently this little asswipe supports GUN CONTROL. BWAAAAAAAAAAAH http://bit.ly/117xkDY Posted by: Kim SCORE!!! FUCKING SCORE!!! Posted by: Dang at April 19, 2013 11:19 AM (R18D0) No fucking way! DOWN GOES THE MEME!!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2013 07:21 AM (tqLft)

163 Unleash the Irish gangs. If they can stay sober long enough they'll take them apart piece by piece.

Good times.

Posted by: mpfs, assault fishstick at April 19, 2013 07:21 AM (iYbLN)

164 Why is this Saudi being deported?

and what school did He attend?

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 07:21 AM (nqBYe)

165 What is it about semi-literate Third Worlders people that they can't see what's in front of their face? Mohammad Atta's father had the same lame line.

It's on page 832 in the koran.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2013 07:21 AM (d0Dmj)

166 Right now at this moment I wish Putin was our President. This would have been over hours ago. I don't know, he might have just nuked Boston to be sure.

Posted by: t-bird at April 19, 2013 07:21 AM (FcR7P)

167
EBT cards, does the family have them?

Posted by: soothsayer at April 19, 2013 07:21 AM (KwX0v)

168 >The guy on the ground has something in his hands and won't let it go. Now is NOT the time to fap. If you fap, you die

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 19, 2013 07:21 AM (8sCoq)

169 Danger Will Robinson! Danger!

Posted by: the Robot at April 19, 2013 07:21 AM (VndSC)

170 What is it about semi-literate Third Worlders people that they can't see what's in front of their face? Mohammad Atta's father had the same lame line.

It's the same everywhere. You see American parents saying the same shit all the time when one of their hellbeast offspring gets caught doing something horrific.

"He was such a good boy"
"He was trying so hard to turn his life around"
"I could never see him doing something like this"

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 19, 2013 07:21 AM (SY2Kh)

171 So who is in charge of this? FBI? MA State police? Boston police? Who gives the "shoot" order so to speak?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 19, 2013 07:21 AM (HDgX3)

172

Unleash the Irish gangs. If they can stay sober long enough they'll take them apart piece by piece.

I was going to say, where are the Boondock Saints when you need them?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at April 19, 2013 07:21 AM (4df7R)

173 CNN Some clown named Jim Walsh just said if they had an Irish last name we might jump to conclusions that they are part of the IRA By the way, a friend said that the Dzhokhar loser once said, it is not terrorism if the actions are justified.

Posted by: War69DotCom at April 19, 2013 07:22 AM (ayPhb)

174 He eludes police, because he was part of a cell. These two did not act alone, even though the MSM wants you to believe that.
=======
Yeah. Reading about how to make bombs on the internet is one thing.

Actually making them takes practice and/or knowing someone who has made them.

So, think about this: Two guys, two bombs and they both worked? And they just one day got pissed and downloaded some instructions from the net?

No.

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 19, 2013 07:22 AM (VjL9S)

175 All resembles widespread panic.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 07:22 AM (aDwsi)

176 And why in the hell are ANY Chechnyans in the country?

Posted by: Kristophr at April 19, 2013 07:22 AM (wYVte)

177 Islam is a cancer requiring vast quantities of radiation. Or bear mace.

Posted by: Kathysaysso at April 19, 2013 07:22 AM (7nu1g)

178 DOWN GOES THE MEME!!!!!

Makes sense, though: it's easier to kill people who aren't shooting at you.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at April 19, 2013 07:22 AM (/kI1Q)

179 Well, good thing that the local populace is mostly disarmed.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at April 19, 2013 07:22 AM (SzAZ7)

180 Update: Both were evidently registered voters. Neither were/are citizens of the US.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at April 19, 2013 07:22 AM (026j9)

181 Has anyone posted yet about the Russians the police have stopped at Niagara Falls with four black back packs. Going on now, apparently.

Posted by: Californio at April 19, 2013 07:22 AM (2eIwi)

182 second robot called in.

Posted by: USA at April 19, 2013 07:22 AM (RIg+t)

183 Boston Police and FBI are being instructed by White House, to let the Bomber pray To Mecca before entering

Posted by: Jackj at April 19, 2013 07:22 AM (4WesI)

184 I saw it on PJ Media, Bridget Johnson's article. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2013 11:20 AM (tqLft) Thanks. ------ SCORE!!! FUCKING SCORE!!! Posted by: Dang at April 19, 2013 11:19 AM (R18D0) That is gold Jerry. GOLD!

Posted by: RWC at April 19, 2013 07:22 AM (fWAjv)

185 2nd BEAR and 2nd robot requested

Posted by: Ma Bell at April 19, 2013 07:22 AM (RLdcX)

186 AND... they were both registered voters though NOT US citizens. (at PJ Media) BAM!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2013 07:22 AM (tqLft)

187 Okay so they were, in fact, registered voters despite that whole pesky not citizens thing? Yeah. There's no problem with voter fraud. Not a one. Sekrit for BC - yup, we keep bear mace at the front desk. We are right at the edge of downtown and there are occasional issues with drunks and tweakers wandering in. If I have to put down a meth head without a projectile weapon, I'm not wussing out on the type of mace I'm using.

Posted by: alexthechick at April 19, 2013 07:22 AM (VtjlW)

188 He would let go of it if properly motivated.

Posted by: Knave at April 19, 2013 07:23 AM (cipri)

189 The "Bear Cat" on the scanner must be the name for the bomb disposal robots.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 19, 2013 07:23 AM (KCvsd)

190

What this thread needs is an Israeli tank.

They do have a levelling effect.

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at April 19, 2013 07:23 AM (BrQrN)

191 170 I'm still waiting for the 9/11 hijackers that were supposed to show up for Sunday meals a week later, remember the parents that claimed their sons were still alive.

Posted by: War69DotCom at April 19, 2013 07:23 AM (ayPhb)

192 old dude on the ground now has two bomb robots on him. or is there something else going down?

Posted by: Vote Lord Humungus 2016 at April 19, 2013 07:23 AM (HEa5q)

193 Oh great. Let me grab my yarmulke and head over to Atlantic Avenue, stat!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2013 11:19 AM (tqLft)

The NYC pogroms may be starting again.

http://tinyurl.com/c9l3lxd

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 19, 2013 07:23 AM (/WLC3)

194

"It's Helter Skelter. It's a caper the likes of which this town has not seen before."

Please shutup you stupid meathead talking empty suit.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 19, 2013 07:23 AM (BAS5M)

195 144 If you ever saw Terminator 2, the black guy scientist at the end has a dead man's switch. As soon as you release tension, the bomb goes off.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 19, 2013 11:19 AM (f9c2L)

I thought he was holding something heavy over the switch, he died, weight fell on the switch...boom.

Posted by: Red Shirt at April 19, 2013 07:24 AM (FIDMq)

196 Dude, he's wearing hoodie.

Posted by: Dang at April 19, 2013 11:16 AM (R18D0)

Hoodies make you invisible, man.

Posted by: Jack Bauer at April 19, 2013 07:24 AM (DrWcr)

197

I'm just getting caught up.

So can I collect my bet that the terrorists did this for Islam or do I still have to wait a while.

Posted by: Stateless_Infidel at April 19, 2013 07:24 AM (AC0lD)

198 I guess that Bearcat they're talking about is this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lenco_BearCat

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 19, 2013 07:24 AM (nbX4o)

199 It would be even more interesting if actual bears wandered into your office.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2013 07:24 AM (BVq/X)

200 180 Update: Both were evidently registered voters. Neither were/are citizens of the US. MA is rife with fraud.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at April 19, 2013 07:24 AM (nFI1a)

201 Martial law around here. Seems like it.

Posted by: sickinmass at April 19, 2013 07:24 AM (bcNec)

202 James Earl Jones just called and said, in deep rich tones, "This is ... fuck it, I can't be associated with this shit anymore"

Posted by: mrbitterness at April 19, 2013 07:24 AM (xNBTm)

203 Shoot, they've got a rented NH Volkswagen stopped somewhere.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at April 19, 2013 07:24 AM (4df7R)

204 the old guy clenching a bag of skittles?

Posted by: Yip at April 19, 2013 07:24 AM (/jHWN)

205 The Bear Cat is probably the armored swat tank. That or boston PD has real fucking bears for just these situations.

Posted by: Vote Lord Humungus 2016 at April 19, 2013 07:24 AM (HEa5q)

206 Makes sense, though: it's easier to kill people who aren't shooting at you.

Same reason the fedgov doesn't want us to have guns.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2013 07:24 AM (d0Dmj)

207 "I will kill all you alive just as you killed my brother."
But Chekhov doesn't have a brother, captain. Oh, my.

Posted by: lieutenant sulu at April 19, 2013 07:24 AM (mGBy8)

208 Did they ever cast ballots?

Posted by: SarahW at April 19, 2013 07:24 AM (LYwCh)

209 174 My original theory was that their handlers promised to get them out of the country after they pulled off the bombing, maybe meet at a certain location, they do the job and of course the handlers abandon them because once it is done, they don't care. So now they are stuck, nowhere to go.

Posted by: War69DotCom at April 19, 2013 07:24 AM (ayPhb)

210 Thanks, Wolf. Now in related news Republican Tea Party Racists want to hurt children, dirty air and dirty water.

Posted by: Chris Mathspews at April 19, 2013 07:25 AM (Zv1QB)

211 "second robot called in."

"Send in the car. Send in the CAAAAR!"

Posted by: Astronaut Achmed at April 19, 2013 07:25 AM (YLZSZ)

212 I was going to say, where are the Boondock Saints when you need them?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at April 19, 2013 11:21 AM (4df7R)

http://tinyurl.com/cheo6zk

Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 19, 2013 07:25 AM (da5Wo)

213

I have friends in boston (well friends of my wife) they're safe.

They just sent this via facebook: http://tinyurl.com/cnh5k5t

(Note that's not my friends, I don't know where my friend got it from.)

Posted by: tsrblke at April 19, 2013 07:25 AM (GaqMa)

214 Uncle is yelling at media for them asking if he's ashamed for what they did - saying of course I'm ashamed. Also, they're losers.

Posted by: Y-not at April 19, 2013 07:25 AM (5H6zj)

215 Hoodies make you invisible, man.

Posted by: Jack Bauer at April 19, 2013 11:24 AM (DrWcr)

I see them just fine.

Posted by: George Zimmerman at April 19, 2013 07:25 AM (UOjzE)

216 Let's recap:
Tammy is
a gun grabbing,
non citizen
registered voter
Libtardland resident
follower of the Religion of Peace
Terrorist
Does that about cover it?

Posted by: Kim at April 19, 2013 07:25 AM (ICqvM)

217 this is getting crazy...

Posted by: Yip at April 19, 2013 07:25 AM (/jHWN)

218 "2nd robot requested" ----- Anal probe coming.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 07:25 AM (7mQyC)

219 So Mommy Tsarnaev was a convicted shoplifter:

http://tinyurl.com/cgtcpop

Posted by: CNN at April 19, 2013 07:25 AM (RYuyQ)

220 Tamerlane was a fourteenth century Ottoman leader who conquered much of central Asia including, I think, these terrorists' stomping grounds.

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 19, 2013 07:25 AM (Hx5uv)

221 Russians stopped at Niagara Falls: https://twitter.com/WGRZ/status/325235202811105280

Posted by: Californio at April 19, 2013 07:25 AM (2eIwi)

222

Fox still keeps saying these assholes were "very Americanized". I'm sorry assholes, the facts say otherwise.
Posted by: Vic

They actually were "Americanized." Upper-middle to upper class, wealthy, decadent, and with the older brother rabidly Islamist.

Posted by: imp at April 19, 2013 07:25 AM (UaxA0)

223 Formal Irish gangs in Boston? HA, they don't exist anymore. Other than a few groups of townie thug friends in Southie, which aren't really gangs as much as mean drunks, nothing really exists as shown in the movies.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 19, 2013 07:25 AM (KCvsd)

224 Reach for it Borat.

Posted by: Knave at April 19, 2013 07:25 AM (cipri)

225 BTW, Mark Steyn will be on for Rush today. This mornings news seems tailor made for him.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 19, 2013 07:26 AM (B/VB5)

226 "211 "second robot called in." "Send in the car. Send in the CAAAAR!"" ---- Powerade all over my keyboard now...thanks

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 07:26 AM (7mQyC)

227 Good recap, Kim.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2013 07:26 AM (BVq/X)

228 Ah support gun control, Ah just can't keep mine from going off.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 19, 2013 07:26 AM (DrC22)

229 CNN all going on about "not blaming all Muslims for the acts of a few." FUCK. YOU.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2013 07:26 AM (tqLft)

230 Beck's gone all in and I mean all in on the soon to be deported Saudi being involved in this.

Posted by: Vote Lord Humungus 2016 at April 19, 2013 11:16 AM (HEa5q)

From the news thread that none of the comments were read on

Janet Fuglitano says the Saudi student who was questioned is not a suspect and is not being deported. One wonders if this was a walk-back or simply bad press?

They say bad press:

Administration officials told The Hill on Thursday that news reports about the student injured in the bombing are confusing him with another student from Saudi Arabia who was arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement for violating his visa.

The question remains, given the amount of lying and cover-up from this admin can you believe a single thing they say?

http://is.gd/FgfPwm

Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2013 07:26 AM (53z96)

231 189 The "Bear Cat" on the scanner must be the name for the bomb disposal robots. Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 19, 2013 11:23 AM (KCvsd) It's a bomb disposal vehicle. They probably control the robot from within it.

Posted by: RWC at April 19, 2013 07:26 AM (fWAjv)

232 The MSM's only objective at this point is to protect Obama and the Democrats. They could care less about anything else. Voter fraud? Who Cares.

Posted by: Jackj at April 19, 2013 07:26 AM (4WesI)

233 I have to say. I canx cable and directv a year ago so no news feed, but following the comments here provides all I need to know. I've been to 7 county fairs, 2 chicken races and a worm wrestle and I've never seen anything as ****** up as this.

Posted by: tangonine at April 19, 2013 07:26 AM (x3YFz)

234 Wow!!!! Beck just laid down the gauntlet RE: the Saudi. He has the documents and will release them Monday if they don't come clean.

Posted by: Emile Antoon Khadaji at April 19, 2013 07:26 AM (6NIyO)

235 MA is rife with fraud.

Every college campus that has ever had a voter registration drive has registered foreign nationals. Every one.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at April 19, 2013 07:26 AM (/kI1Q)

236 EOD requested at another location. Washington and something.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 07:27 AM (7mQyC)

237 196 Dude, he's wearing hoodie.
Posted by: Dang at April 19, 2013 11:16 AM (R18D0)

Hoodies make you invisible, man. Posted by: Jack Bauer at April 19, 2013 11:24 AM

Aren't hoodies the symbol of victimhood by racist white hispanic vigilantes?

Posted by: kbdabear at April 19, 2013 07:27 AM (mCvL4)

238 But, but...the MFM tells us there is no voter fraud??

And the douche supports gun control.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Suck it, Barry!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 07:27 AM (lVPtV)

239 I discovered Jihad Watch about two years after beginning to study Islam, after the USS Cole attack. Amazing to watch Spencer become media enemy number one for reporting on and aggregating news about jihad in a way which makes the world understandable. The media is so compromised by Muslim Brotherhood front groups that they are almost dumbstruck today. How do they explain anything?

Posted by: Beagle at April 19, 2013 07:27 AM (sOtz/)

240 David Sirota ‏@davidsirota 1h Amazing work by heroic 1st responders to limit death & carnage in this situation. More proof of the value of taxes and good public services.

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 19, 2013 07:27 AM (8sCoq)

241 they need one robot to hold him still while the other robot inserts the probe....

Posted by: Yip at April 19, 2013 07:27 AM (/jHWN)

242 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timur

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 19, 2013 11:18 AM (sbV1u)

That is mighty damned interesting, especially in context of this week.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 19, 2013 07:27 AM (+z4pE)

243 So what do we think the deal with the Saudi FM was? Only target the non-Saudis, let our guys out of the US and we don't shut off the oil?

Posted by: mugiwara at April 19, 2013 07:27 AM (DpvkZ)

244 His uncle is pissed at him.

Posted by: Knave at April 19, 2013 07:27 AM (cipri)

245 Boston CBS news conf http://tinyurl.com/8ezksf6

Posted by: Baldy at April 19, 2013 07:27 AM (opS9C)

246 139 Where are ya'll seeing the dads comments?

Posted by: RWC at April 19, 2013 11:19 AM (fWAjv)

***

I think he was posting on the last thread. Search for nick Joker's Dad

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 19, 2013 07:27 AM (pxDth)

247
So can I collect my bet that the terrorists did this for Islam or do I still have to wait a while.

***

We can't be sure they weren't upset about the Big Gulp ban.

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 19, 2013 07:28 AM (Hx5uv)

248 Send in EVERYONE!

Posted by: Gary Oldman at April 19, 2013 07:28 AM (l3vZN)

249 AND... they were both registered voters though NOT US citizens.
=========
Don't forget the amnesty.

That's the only reason they were here.

Yes, being given refugee status is the same as amnesty--you get to go to the front of the line without all the messy "prove you'd be a good American first" work.

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 19, 2013 07:28 AM (VjL9S)

250 193 The NYC pogroms may be starting again. http://tinyurl.com/c9l3lxd Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 19, 2013 11:23 AM (/WLC3) I saw that. Holy shit; what the fuck have we become, Anatevka?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2013 07:28 AM (tqLft)

251 Do not trust the Shover Robot. The Shover Robot is malfunctional.

Trust the Pusher Robot. Do you have any stairs in your house?

Pak Choowie Unf! http://tinyurl.com/2ty9zy

Posted by: Kristophr at April 19, 2013 07:28 AM (wYVte)

252 "I will kill all of you, as you killed my brother" '...

You RAN OVER your own brother with an SUV to get away...

Posted by: SarahW at April 19, 2013 07:28 AM (LYwCh)

253

I remember listening for hours to the Gulf War starting on CNN on TV, (back when they did news, the Weather Channel did weather and MTV did music). Now I can listen to things on my cell phone.

I love technology.

Posted by: Roy at April 19, 2013 07:28 AM (VndSC)

254 Glenn Beck just said he was going to give the government until Monday to come clean on the Saudi connections. If they don't he'll go public with everything.

Posted by: zmdavid at April 19, 2013 07:28 AM (Vdfe0)

255 I'm sure this has been discussed like crazy on this thread but I'm amazed this 19 year old has eluded police. I always thought that the escape in the movie "Heat" was kind of farfetched, how could DeNiro drive out of that tremendous shoot out and police perimeter but this wacko actually escaped in the middle of a shoot out.

Posted by: War69DotCom at April 19, 2013 07:28 AM (ayPhb)

256 What's the deal with so many bomb threats at universities lately? Oh wait...

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 19, 2013 07:28 AM (yCvxi)

257 We let a fucking Chechen into this country with a name like Tamerlan.
We thought he'd be Magnificent!

Posted by: ICE at April 19, 2013 07:28 AM (mGBy8)

258 246 139 Where are ya'll seeing the dads comments?

There's a link at Drudge, upper right-hand side.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 07:28 AM (lVPtV)

259 Were I a betting man, and I am, AtC will switch from Bear mace to Wasp Spray (long range, concentrated stream) ... and keep a couple of drop-wasps in a styrofoam cup with a lid so she can put them next to the writhing, eye clutching brute.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at April 19, 2013 07:28 AM (19AvL)

260 Brothers are in MA, sister (and mother?) in NY, Uncle in MD, Father in....Russia?

Posted by: Tami[/i] at April 19, 2013 07:28 AM (X6akg)

261

@80 "Fox still keeps saying these assholes were "very Americanized". I'm sorry assholes, the facts say otherwise."

People living in the Big City Bubbles, Fox Newsers included, have no accurate perspective on what being "Americanized" is anymore. Their version of America has every other person you see being some non-white, English as a second language (if you're lucky) third-worlder with allegiances elsewhere. Is it any wonder they look at folks in flyover country as strange and dangerous aliens?

Posted by: Jaws at April 19, 2013 07:29 AM (4I3Uo)

262 SHOOT SOMEBODY!

Posted by: Sgt. Fury at April 19, 2013 11:09 AM (R18D0

Don't sock me you motherfucker!

Posted by: Sgt. Fury at April 19, 2013 07:29 AM (52F9z)

263 But, but...the MFM tells us there is no voter fraud??

And the douche supports gun control.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Suck it, Barry!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 11:27 AM (lVPtV)

This has been a really bad week for the JEF.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 19, 2013 07:29 AM (lN6nu)

264 Hey, Cambridge--

WHAT WERE YOU TEACHING THESE KIDS?
Posted by: zsasz at April 19, 2013 09:30 AM (MMC8r)

Needs to be repeated everywhere. Loudly.

Posted by: T. Hunter at April 19, 2013 07:29 AM (EZl54)

265 scanner says 'we have a jumper'

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 19, 2013 07:29 AM (8sCoq)

266 240 David Sirota ‏@davidsirota 1h Amazing work by heroic 1st responders to limit death & carnage in this situation. More proof of the value of taxes and good public services. If we didn't have Obamacare, the terrorists would run rampant!

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at April 19, 2013 07:29 AM (nFI1a)

267 They wouldn't need multiple robots if they had a D9R.

Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at April 19, 2013 07:29 AM (epxV4)

268 Let me get this straight so far, we have billion $$ agencies and local LE
spending untold $$ of our money and a civilian that was car jacked let them know where he was?

Yeah, this a fucking fail at many levels.

Posted by: Attila at April 19, 2013 07:29 AM (Cs2tJ)

269 >>>"second robot called in."

Ohhh no, Mr.Dzhe (read: J)!

Posted by: Rosie the Maid at April 19, 2013 07:29 AM (Y1Ff4)

270 Video of the shootout this morning which killed one of the terrorists.
http://tinyurl.com/brutx3b

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 19, 2013 07:29 AM (KCvsd)

271 226 "211 "second robot called in."

"Send in the car. Send in the CAAAAR!""
----

Powerade all over my keyboard now...thanks

--------------

No problem! LOL

Posted by: Astronaut Achmed at April 19, 2013 07:29 AM (YLZSZ)

272 Bank robbery in progress down in Plymouth.

Heh- when the cops are busy get busy!

Posted by: sickinmass at April 19, 2013 07:29 AM (bcNec)

273 Bridget Johnson at PJ Media is doing great coverage/updates. Here it's just comedy gold with news interspersed every few thousand comments. AWARD. WINNING.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2013 07:29 AM (tqLft)

274 It's like the cockroaches when you turn on the lights! Russians/Chechnyans are fleeing like crazy!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 19, 2013 07:30 AM (f9c2L)

275 BearCat G3 - http://tinyurl.com/d6ntuvb (yes, it's safe.)

Posted by: RWC at April 19, 2013 07:30 AM (fWAjv)

276
254 Glenn Beck just said he was going to give the government until Monday to come clean on the Saudi connections. If they don't he'll go public with everything.

Posted by: zmdavid at April 19, 2013 11:28 AM (Vdfe0)

Everything. Which will be nothing. Just like it always is. What? Did Breitbart hire Beck when we weren't looking?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 19, 2013 07:30 AM (da5Wo)

277 well sorry that presser is over...

Posted by: Baldy at April 19, 2013 07:30 AM (opS9C)

278 243 - More like hey we'll drop oil prices for a couple months around the mid terms if you let our little prince here exit the stage gracefully.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 07:30 AM (7mQyC)

279 254 Glenn Beck just said he was going to give the government until Monday to come clean on the Saudi connections. If they don't he'll go public with everything.

Things are really sucking right now for TFG.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 07:30 AM (lVPtV)

280 @234. Whoa!! Stocking up on popcorn.

Posted by: jewells45 at April 19, 2013 07:30 AM (l/N7H)

281 240 David Sirota ‏@davidsirota 1h Amazing work by heroic 1st responders to limit death & carnage in this situation. More proof of the value of taxes and good public services. And it only cost $90 Trillion dollars! What a deal!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2013 07:30 AM (tqLft)

282

Yay, the bombers are white!

But, they're Muslim...

But, they're white...

But, they're Muslim...

But they're white...

But they're Muslim...

But...

Posted by: Sirota "Punchy-Boy" Dissonance at April 19, 2013 07:30 AM (pxDth)

283 CNN all going on about "not blaming all Muslims for the acts of a few."

***

Gun owners, though, that's a whole different thing.

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 19, 2013 07:30 AM (Hx5uv)

284

>>>Amazing work by heroic 1st responders to limit death & carnage in this situation.

- by not shooting each other or innocent bystanders.

Posted by: Roy at April 19, 2013 07:30 AM (VndSC)

285 Wait a minute ... I see furniture dents on the carpet. This thread isn't new! It's a sham. Posted by: MaxMBJ
And it doesn't match the drapes either!
I feel so... cheated.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2013 07:30 AM (mGBy8)

286

All I know is that I hate when he shows up late in a grand campaign in Medieval Total War II with like 15 max capacity armies and elephants with fucking guns on their heads.

Heh. I hate that too. My Byzantines got clobbered...

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 19, 2013 07:31 AM (mp+4g)

287 CNN all going on about "not blaming all Muslims for the acts of a few."

When they extend the same respect to gun owners, MAYBE.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2013 07:31 AM (d0Dmj)

288 CNN all going on about "not blaming all Muslims for the acts of a few."

Of course what they meant was "OK, the bombers aren't right winger extremist white guys like we were hoping. Revert to Plan B: Blame the right for hypothetical future violent backlash against innocent Muslims."

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 19, 2013 07:31 AM (SY2Kh)

289 Is it just me or does anyone else remember that weird message posted here yesterday, the link that went to a statement by an anonymous person claiming that this is all staged and they would have a person die in a shootout and/or explosion on FRIDAY in order to come out with a story about how they used the gunpowder in bullets to build bombs and now we need to regulate ammo so this doesn't happen again.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 19, 2013 07:31 AM (V1ZIU)

290 268 Let me get this straight so far, we have billion $$ agencies and local LE
spending untold $$ of our money and a civilian that was car jacked let them know where he was?

Yeah, this a fucking fail at many levels.

Posted by: Attila at April 19, 2013 11:29 AM (Cs2tJ)

where is the real time satellite coverage? should be a cakewalk to track him down

Posted by: Guy who watches to many movies at April 19, 2013 07:31 AM (FIDMq)

291 Must be sending out now for the noontime doughnuts

Posted by: Paul Revere at April 19, 2013 07:31 AM (e8kgV)

292 Our top news story today is that Global warming is causing Boston Harbor to deepen those causing a great disruption to the eco-cycle in the Harbor and the Governor and Mayor have pledged $100M to fight this disaster. In other news today there was a man hunt today in Boston for a young person of some color and of a peaceful religion and was caught. The disturbed young man holding a picture of President Obama and praying to Allah was arrested which clearly points out that Bush was at fault.

Posted by: CNN Headline News at April 19, 2013 07:31 AM (3lMGK)

293 Huge, huge day! This is cosmic vindication day of all things knucklehead. Thank you victims! Thank you. You are now rightwing discursive fodder for everything from immigration to gun control.

Posted by: andrew breitbart at April 19, 2013 07:32 AM (J+ziD)

294 if you live in boston, nows the time to rob a bank. Just sayin'....

Posted by: tangonine at April 19, 2013 07:32 AM (x3YFz)

295 271 Posted by: Astronaut Achmed at April 19, 2013 11:29 AM (YLZSZ) Should be "Send in the CAIR!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2013 07:32 AM (tqLft)

296 Damn these right wing tax protesters!

Posted by: Tingles Matthews at April 19, 2013 07:32 AM (RIg+t)

297 EOD folks gonna be getting crazy overtime in the next paycheck.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 07:32 AM (7mQyC)

298 287 CNN all going on about "not blaming all Muslims for the acts of a few."

Yeah, because we wouldn't want to see the carnage visited on Muzzies here like after 9/11.

Keep staying relevant, CNN.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 07:32 AM (lVPtV)

299 Marco Rubio hopefully woke up today. Let McShame take the lead on the amnesty crap, and backtrack unless you want to be a one termer like Mark Kirk and Toomey

Posted by: Jackj at April 19, 2013 07:32 AM (4WesI)

300 "223 Formal Irish gangs in Boston? HA, they don't exist anymore."

The Kennedy crime family doesn't exist anymore?

Posted by: Peregrine Took, Hobbit SOB at April 19, 2013 07:32 AM (erlzv)

301 Ignore troll, ignore troll, ignore troll, Ignore troll, ignore troll, ignore troll.

Posted by: Tami[/i] at April 19, 2013 07:32 AM (X6akg)

302 Listening on FN radio...the bombers deserve death, and good on the Boston PD if they already claimed one.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at April 19, 2013 07:32 AM (UR1wn)

303 Everything. Which will be nothing. Just like it always is. What? Did Breitbart hire Beck when we weren't looking?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 19, 2013 11:30 AM (da5Wo)

Thread winner!

Posted by: tsrblke at April 19, 2013 07:33 AM (GaqMa)

304 CNN all going on about "not blaming all Muslims for the acts of a few."

now, it's going to be a "workplace bombing"

Posted by: Team Xerox at April 19, 2013 07:33 AM (e8kgV)

305 Rich Saudis who play at jihad have a long history of supporting martyrdom-seekers. One of Obama's first acts was to allow more Zakat, which almost always goes to jihad fighters and their families. So Beck may be on to something. But why be near the blast?

Posted by: Beagle at April 19, 2013 07:33 AM (sOtz/)

306 "Should be "Send in the CAIR!" ----- Well played.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 07:33 AM (7mQyC)

307 http://bit.ly/117xkDY

Registered to vote but a non-citizen and supported gun control. Wow. Just wow.

Posted by: Nate in New Orleans at April 19, 2013 07:33 AM (lhX9P)

308 Were I a betting man, and I am, AtC will switch from Bear mace to Wasp Spray (long range, concentrated stream) ... Oh that's there too. Wasp spray, mace, hair spray and a lighter are all on the front desk. Also two pairs of scissors and a "letter opener". If anyone in authority asks, it's a "letter opener" not a stiletto. Not that I ever intend or want anyone in the office to be that close to a bad guy, but be prepared! It's the Boy Scout marching song.

Posted by: alexthechick at April 19, 2013 07:33 AM (VtjlW)

309 We support the right of foreigners to come here en masse; but ONLY if they vote to disarm the citizens as well, and if they have historical grievances against same.

Posted by: both options on the 2008 ballot at April 19, 2013 07:33 AM (EjHEW)

310 Word is that Michelle Obama visited the Saudi in the Hospital? Posted by: Jackj at April 19, 2013 11:17 AM (4WesI) gatewaypundit has the story

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 19, 2013 07:33 AM (XYSwB)

311 Bank robbery in progress down in Plymouth.

Heh- when the cops are busy get busy!

Posted by: sickinmass at April 19, 2013 11:29 AM (bcNec)

There's going to be a LOT of that during this situation. Criminals are stupid, but they aren't all dumb.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at April 19, 2013 07:33 AM (4df7R)

312 293 Huge, huge day! This is cosmic vindication day of all things knucklehead. Thank you victims! Thank you. You are now rightwing discursive fodder for everything from immigration to gun control. Posted by: andrew breitbart at April 19, 2013 11:32 AM (J+ziD) You're actually correct. And FUCK YOU!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2013 07:33 AM (tqLft)

313 The Democrat Party = Islamic Terrorist Enablers

Posted by: Strife at April 19, 2013 07:33 AM (Ul1S7)

314 Huge, huge day! This is cosmic vindication day of all things knucklehead. Thank you victims! Thank you. You are now rightwing discursive fodder for everything from immigration to gun control.

Posted by: andrew breitbart at April 19, 2013 11:32 AM (J+ziD)

Ohai. There's a chair in the corner just for you, angry self-hating liberal commie shitbag. The sign above it says: HAH HAH TOLD YOU SO

Posted by: tangonine at April 19, 2013 07:33 AM (x3YFz)

315 Send in the car - Die Hard, right?

Posted by: RWC at April 19, 2013 07:33 AM (fWAjv)

316 Look! Erg's new hash is jizzhead. How appropriate. Maybe his next one will be volcano.

Posted by: Ergie Moo Moo at April 19, 2013 07:33 AM (ggRof)

317 Ignore troll, ignore troll, ignore troll, Ignore troll, ignore troll, ignore troll.

What troll? I don't see no troll.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at April 19, 2013 07:33 AM (/kI1Q)

318 I was unaware that the Tea Party had a satellite offices in Chechnya.

Come on, you know the MFM would love to say this if they could get away with it.

Posted by: mpfs, assault fishstick at April 19, 2013 07:33 AM (iYbLN)

319 The troll is a sick f*ck.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at April 19, 2013 07:34 AM (UR1wn)

320 OK, it could have been worse if I'd been able to bring in a contingent from the LAPD. Those guys really have "ready, shoot, aim" down to a science.

Posted by: Satan at April 19, 2013 07:34 AM (Zv1QB)

321 #289, Alex Jones' little army of conspiracy shit stains have been comment bombing every website on the internet.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 19, 2013 07:34 AM (KCvsd)

322

Everything. Which will be nothing. Just like it always is. What? Did Breitbart hire Beck when we weren't looking?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 19, 2013 11:30 AM (da5Wo)

---------------------------

Glenn Beck insists upon himself. He might lose some weight if he was starved of attention. I think he should fucking try it, anyway. Every Goddamned day it's another promise of a bombshell revelation that will change everything.

And then he tells you about Goldline.

Fucking douchesocket.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 19, 2013 07:34 AM (CJjw5)

323 Revert to Plan B: Blame the right for hypothetical future violent backlash against innocent Muslims."
=======
Already deployed.

Racist leftie on the FB posted a link this AM.

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 19, 2013 07:34 AM (VjL9S)

324 Aaaaand people copy his post.....sigh.

Posted by: Tami[/i] at April 19, 2013 07:34 AM (X6akg)

325 but be prepared! It's the Boy Scout marching song.

Posted by: alexthechick at April 19, 2013 11:33 AM (VtjlW)

*happy sigh* I love "Speed."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at April 19, 2013 07:34 AM (4df7R)

326 erg is acting like conservatives drag tools like the Newtown parents and Gabby the Babbling Puppet around to promote policies.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 19, 2013 07:34 AM (lN6nu)

327 MSM: Breaking News: Root cause: Insufficient funding for School Teachers. And Bush tax cuts.

Posted by: USA at April 19, 2013 07:34 AM (RIg+t)

328 We thought he'd be Magnificent!

But he was really just lame.

Posted by: pep at April 19, 2013 07:34 AM (YXmuI)

329 CNN all going on about "not blaming all Muslims for the acts of a few." But all gun owners? Hey, that's a different story!

Posted by: Cocksucking News Network at April 19, 2013 07:35 AM (FcR7P)

330 "not blaming all Muslims for the acts of a few." Like how FDR didn't round up everyone of Japanese descent? as usual the MSM's built in racism leaks out. hey assholes we never do blame all muslims for this shit. If we did the bodies would be stacked like cord wood.

Posted by: Vote Lord Humungus 2016 at April 19, 2013 07:35 AM (HEa5q)

331 I'm sure this has been discussed like crazy on this thread but I'm amazed this 19 year old has eluded police.

I always thought that the escape in the movie "Heat" was kind of farfetched, how could DeNiro drive out of that tremendous shoot out and police perimeter but this wacko actually escaped in the middle of a shoot out.

It must have been the explosives. The police on the scene would have been kept at a greater distance because of the threat of grenades and/or bombs, and that would be enough, in the middle of the night, to slip away.

Or, you know, fat Boston cops.

They really ought to have a waistline limit for the Staties. It's just embarrassing.

Posted by: Phinn at April 19, 2013 07:35 AM (oFH2D)

332 Hehehe, trolls melting down.

Posted by: mugiwara at April 19, 2013 07:35 AM (DpvkZ)

333 By the way, a friend said that the Dzhokhar loser once said, it is not terrorism if the actions are justified.

Posted by: War69DotCom at April 19, 2013 11:22 AM (ayPhb)

Bill Ayers: I wonder where he could have gotten that notion from?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2013 07:35 AM (1Jaio)

334 Reddit has a couple of "in real time threads" which might help people put all the pieces together.

Posted by: . at April 19, 2013 07:35 AM (/b8+5)

335 313 The Democrat Party = Islamic Terrorist Enablers The MSM = Islamic Terrorist Enablers. There, FIFY.

Posted by: Satan at April 19, 2013 07:35 AM (Zv1QB)

336 The Democrat Party = Islamic Terrorist Enablers

Posted by: Strife at April 19, 2013 07:35 AM (Ul1S7)

337

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 19, 2013 11:31 AM (V1ZIU)

Even the blind infowars nuts sometimes stumble on a coincidence.

They released pictures, that had a possibility of causing this. So if you jump on that, and add the strange context of the bullets, you might be able to push it.

If you guess right, people might think you're some sort of genius, if you're wrong you can just say "blah blah blah" and hope they forget you.

Posted by: tsrblke at April 19, 2013 07:35 AM (GaqMa)

338 Aaaaand people copy his post.....sigh.

Posted by: Tami at April 19, 2013 11:34 AM (X6akg)

yeah... was a moment of hippie hating. apologies. I know better.

Posted by: tangonine at April 19, 2013 07:35 AM (x3YFz)

339
This is officially now a circus.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 19, 2013 07:35 AM (Y4TdB)

340 Putin kicks TFG in the balls. Wonder how this will affect the JEF's golf game. Hardest hit: DHS for the bombers not being white Republicans.

Posted by: sTevo at April 19, 2013 07:35 AM (8Ylyo)

341 CNN all going on about "not blaming all Muslims for the acts of a few."

FUCK. YOU.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2013 11:26 AM (tqLft)

But every shooting is the fault of all gun owners

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2013 07:36 AM (1Jaio)

342 Non-citizen registered to vote, anti-gun, and jihadist. It's like a trifecta of idiocy.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 19, 2013 07:36 AM (/i3Yt)

343

Poor Little Libs in Boston have to hide in there homes like the little Pussies you are. Maybe if you had guns to protect yourself, you could go out and FRAG this MoFo and end this Shit...........

Posted by: Attilla at April 19, 2013 07:36 AM (R8X+X)

344
336 313 The Democrat Party = Islamic Terrorist Enablers

The MSM = Islamic Terrorist Enablers.

There, FIFY.

Posted by: Satan at April 19, 2013 11:35 AM (Zv1QB)

Correction:

MSM = Democrat Party.

Posted by: Strife at April 19, 2013 07:36 AM (Ul1S7)

345 Let me get this straight so far, we have billion $$ agencies and local LE
spending untold $$ of our money and a civilian that was car jacked let them know where he was?

It's probably not a coincidence that they tried to jack a car hours after the FBI released the video.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 19, 2013 07:37 AM (SY2Kh)

346 At 293 it sure does suck to have your worldview nut punched repeatedly in the same day doesn't it?

Posted by: Nate in New Orleans at April 19, 2013 07:37 AM (lhX9P)

347 Is the blotter working for anyone?

Posted by: Knave at April 19, 2013 07:37 AM (cipri)

348 CNN all going on about "not blaming all Muslims for the acts of a few."

Or CNN could blame this on cyber bullying. The two men were being bullied on social networks ya know.

Posted by: mpfs, assault fishstick at April 19, 2013 07:37 AM (iYbLN)

349 Registered to vote but a non-citizen and supported gun control.

***

What? He didn't think 'Bammy was destroying the country fast enough?

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 19, 2013 07:37 AM (Hx5uv)

350 The Democrat Party/MSM = Islamic Terrorist Enablers

Posted by: Strife at April 19, 2013 07:37 AM (Ul1S7)

351 CNN all going on about "not blaming all Muslims for the acts of a few."

FUCK. YOU.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2013 11:26 AM (tqLft)

just change a few things for them like,

christian, or Israeli, or pro life, or republican

boy would this be easier for them!

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 07:37 AM (nqBYe)

352 "Registered to vote but a non-citizen and supported gun control. Wow. Just wow." --- Clear signs of a Tea Party member!

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 07:37 AM (7mQyC)

353

MSNBC, CBS, ETC. ETC. ETC Owebama . ETC. ETC. Hardest hit that it's not a white dude they can't try to tie to conservatives, the tea party, NRA, etc. Hey Kristoff. Suck it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 19, 2013 07:37 AM (u0Z3Y)

354 or returning vet!

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 07:37 AM (nqBYe)

355

310Word is that Michelle Obama visited the Saudi in the Hospital?

No fucking way!?

Posted by: Cicero Kid at April 19, 2013 07:38 AM (026j9)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2013 07:38 AM (tqLft)

357 Poor Little Libs in Boston have to hide in there homes like the little Pussies you are. Maybe if you had guns to protect yourself, you could go out andFRAG this MoFo and end this Shit........... Posted by: Attilla at April 19, 2013 11:36 AM (R8X+X) In my house we have a code red, everyone takes defensive positions and yes, we practice.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 19, 2013 07:38 AM (l86i3)

358 Gabe is helpfully Tweeting about the voter registration thing and how it doesn't mean anything. Apparently Cambridge has an ordinance allowing non-citizens to vote in local elections. I'm sure they have safeguards in place to make sure they don;t vote in statewide or national electins.Not that it matters in that state.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at April 19, 2013 07:38 AM (YmPwQ)

359 331 "not blaming all Muslims for the acts of a few." But we blame all whites and US society for racism. Every white is a racist, even if only an unconscious, unwitting one.

Posted by: The MSM and the Democratic Party at April 19, 2013 07:38 AM (Zv1QB)

360 Let's not blame the entire Left for enabling, coddling, and abetting the actions of a few...

Posted by: Cocksucking News Network at April 19, 2013 07:38 AM (FcR7P)

361 350 Registered to vote but a non-citizen and supported gun control.

***

What? He didn't think 'Bammy was destroying the country fast enough?

I'm going out on a limb here and guess if he did vote, it was for his idol, Barry. I'm also betting he was an OWSer.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 07:39 AM (lVPtV)

362 Not all Muslims are terrorists!

HOWEVER: ALL TeaBaggers ARE Terrorist!

Because we said so!

That's why!

Posted by: CNN at April 19, 2013 07:39 AM (Ul1S7)

363 The two men were being bullied on social networks ya know.

Posted by: mpfs, assault fishstick at April 19, 2013 11:37 AM (iYbLN)

the two boys were being bullied by christian extremists at school.

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 07:39 AM (nqBYe)

364 You're actually correct. And FUCK YOU!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Agreed. As does the Gosnell trial. Bad week to be a fucktard.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at April 19, 2013 07:39 AM (BrQrN)

365 344 Poor Little Libs in Boston have to hide in there homes like the little Pussies you are. Maybe if you had guns to protect yourself, you could go out andFRAG this MoFo and end this Shit...........

Posted by: Attilla at April 19, 2013 11:36 AM (R8X+X)

Don't jack my handle you little cock sucking transvestite.

Posted by: Attila at April 19, 2013 07:39 AM (Cs2tJ)

366 "second robot called in."

That would be the Pusher Robot. He is inferior. Do not trust him.

Posted by: Kristophr at April 19, 2013 07:39 AM (wYVte)

367 356 310Word is that Michelle Obama visited the Saudi in the Hospital? No fucking way!? Posted by: Cicero Kid at April 19, 2013 11:38 AM (026j9) Isn't she haram?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2013 07:39 AM (tqLft)

368

I would assume law enforcement wants him alive to find out if he was part of a larger group. I can't imagine they haven't had a chance to give him a dirt nap.

Posted by: The Jackhole at April 19, 2013 07:39 AM (nTgAI)

369 Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at April 19, 2013 11:38 AM (YmPwQ)
Isn't cambridge a sanctuary city?

Posted by: . at April 19, 2013 07:39 AM (/b8+5)

370 Non-citizen registered to vote, anti-gun, and jihadist. It's like a trifecta of idiocy.

The Twitter account with the anti-gun tweet is a fake.

Obviously a Jihadist though.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 19, 2013 07:39 AM (SY2Kh)

371

Oh that's there too. Wasp spray, mace, hair spray and a lighter are all on the front desk. Also two pairs of scissors and a "letter opener". If anyone in authority asks, it's a "letter opener" not a stiletto.

So, no "battery charger?"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 19, 2013 07:39 AM (+z4pE)

372 "Send in the car - Die Hard, right?" --- Indeed "Or CNN could blame this on cyber bullying. The two men were being bullied on social networks ya know." ---- The must pass CISPA !!!

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 07:40 AM (7mQyC)

373 aren't the Chechens fighting against the Russians? Doesn't that make them kind of like rightwingers? (MSM breathes a huge sigh of relief...)

Posted by: mallfly at April 19, 2013 07:40 AM (bJm7W)

374 Tamerlan Tsarnaev youtube account: http://www.youtube.com/user/muazseyfullah

Posted by: merig00 at April 19, 2013 07:40 AM (iXEJ5)

375 NECN was just showing a scene of a Honda with a blown out back window, parked in the middle of the street since "early morning," where police were coming out of nearby house(?) removing what looked to be a pressure cooker lid and placing it into an evidence bag.

Posted by: watching NECN at April 19, 2013 07:40 AM (Y1Ff4)

376 The Democrat Party = Islamic Terrorist Enablers

***

And tolerant, freedom-loving all mankind lovers (except for fetuses).

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 19, 2013 07:40 AM (Hx5uv)

377

There are 21MM Saudis and even less radicalized, powerful family clans like the al-Harbis.

And one of them just happens to be at ground zero for the blast.

Yeah, let's make sure he's properly vetted before they send him out of the country, for fuck's sake.

Posted by: Prescient11 at April 19, 2013 07:40 AM (tVTLU)

378 But he was really just lame.

Posted by: pep at April 19, 2013 11:34 AM (YXmuI)

Tamerlane jokes. Lovin' it.

Posted by: troyriser at April 19, 2013 07:40 AM (vtiE6)

379

Erg's agony is delicious.

Why so surprised, cock enthusiast? We've been telling you about the fucking Muslims for years. Or is it that you knew all along and are purposely trying to suppress our warnings, making Americans less vigilant and more vulnerable to these types of attacks?

Either way, my prescription is the same: Die in a fire, you worthless pinworm in David Sirota's asshole.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 19, 2013 07:40 AM (CJjw5)

380 In my house we have a code red, everyone takes defensive positions and yes, we practice.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 19, 2013 11:38 AM (l86i3)

Yup. Prepared = alive.

Posted by: tangonine at April 19, 2013 07:40 AM (x3YFz)

381 Is the Roto Rooter 9000 on scene yet?

Posted by: Knave at April 19, 2013 07:40 AM (cipri)

382 Bret Baier just linked Chechens to jihadis on FNC.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 19, 2013 07:40 AM (+z4pE)

383 Canyon Lake, a small gated city in Southern California, has just announced plans to withdraw from Calpers.

Posted by: The "artist" known as "The Artist former known as Prince" at April 19, 2013 07:40 AM (e8kgV)

384

Putin ~~kicks~~ cuntpunts TFG in the balls. Wonder how this will affect the JEF's golf game.

FIFY

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 19, 2013 07:40 AM (BAS5M)

385 Ok...anything knew? This Douche-hokhar A. Tsarnaev is still surrounded yet there is a search for a Honda?

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 19, 2013 07:40 AM (baL2B)

386

The uncle on CNN is pretty open and forthright. "Of course we are ASHAMED!!!! They are children of my brother!!!"

"They are LOSERS!!! Being unable to settle themselves."

&&&

Posted by: imp at April 19, 2013 07:41 AM (UaxA0)

387 343 Non-citizen registered to vote, anti-gun, and jihadist. It's like a trifecta of idiocy. the Democratic Party FTFY

Posted by: Nate in New Orleans at April 19, 2013 07:41 AM (lhX9P)

388 Registered to vote but a non-citizen and supported gun control.
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And given amnesty 'cause things are so bad in their home country it would be inhuman to not let them in with no background check and little paperwork.

And they'd been here so long, it'd be un-American to deport them.

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 19, 2013 07:41 AM (VjL9S)

389 Why is this so hard?

If he approaches anyone, shoot him down.

Wait until he falls asleep. If he doesn't blow up, send in the dogs.

Posted by: Kristophr at April 19, 2013 07:41 AM (wYVte)

390 Uncle interview on Fox.

Posted by: Tami[/i] at April 19, 2013 07:41 AM (X6akg)

391 All right, who suckered the MFM into covering this story by planting the notion that the suspect was blond? Brilliant!

Posted by: t-bird at April 19, 2013 07:41 AM (FcR7P)

392 They're showing the home of the uncle on Fox. Lives in Bethesda.

Just gave a presser. Fox is showing part of it now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 07:41 AM (lVPtV)

393 343 Non-citizen registered to vote, anti-gun, and jihadist. It's like a trifecta of idiocy.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 19, 2013 11:36 AM .................Hey non citizens can't vote. McCain and Owebama and SlowJoe told me so. Hmmm wonder what party he voted illegally for?..Hmmmm

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 19, 2013 07:41 AM (u0Z3Y)

394 Uncle wants terrorist nephew dead. Messes up his game

Posted by: thunderb at April 19, 2013 07:41 AM (/mtw5)

395 Thanks to all of you - I was reading the earlier thread, and your comments kept me informed during my commute.

I'm working, so I can't comment, but the Moron Horde is keeping me informed, and I hugely appreciate it.

Posted by: Dianna at April 19, 2013 07:41 AM (DV/Ik)

396 Reports are coming in that Mitt Romney gave hair cuts to both of the Marathon Bombers.

Posted by: CNN at April 19, 2013 07:41 AM (Zv1QB)

397 Good Lord, the Uncle is speaking to a sea of reporters, pleading his case. Its like watching a mob at a lynching. And the stupid in the questions and the mob just burns.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 19, 2013 07:41 AM (9MF8B)

398
I think gun sales are about to spike again.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 19, 2013 07:42 AM (8dspl)

399 Bright white hat. Hat brim to back No sunglasses This guy wanted the notoriety.

Posted by: USA at April 19, 2013 07:42 AM (RIg+t)

400 "This was the moment when we began to provide care for the sick and good jobs to the jobless; this was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal; this was the moment when we ended a war and secured our nation and restored our image as the last, best hope on Earth."

Posted by: Greatest Hits at April 19, 2013 07:42 AM (DrC22)

401 Why is Fox covering this standoff instead of the Senate vote!!

Posted by: Joe Scarborough at April 19, 2013 07:42 AM (mCvL4)

402 "CNN all going on about "not blaming all Muslims for the acts of a few." *** Gun owners, though, that's a whole different thing. Posted by: WalrusRex at April 19, 2013 11:30 AM (Hx5uv)" You know, that's a fucking stellar point. Sort of like some idiot lefty (BIRM) I was arguing with on economics yesterday. The article was praising increased deficits as helping the economy and the commenter I was going back and forth with decided to make the point that Reagan turned us into a debtor nation. Now, all of the problems with that remark aside, she just didn't seem to be able to wrap her mind around the self-refuting nature of her argument that Reagan was a bad guy. Liberals do this shit constantly, yet the word "elite" gets tossed around when describing them. I really hate the fact that they've fucked up the language beyond repair.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 19, 2013 07:42 AM (yCvxi)

403 Hey, Lets pass immigration reform!

Posted by: mpfs, assault fishstick at April 19, 2013 07:42 AM (iYbLN)

404 Oooh. Kid born in Pokeeestahn.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 07:42 AM (lVPtV)

405 BOLO canceled for Honda CRV, car recovered in Boston

UMass Dartmouth evacuated, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev a student there

Border with Canada on "high alert"

Posted by: Porky Pig at April 19, 2013 07:42 AM (e8kgV)

406 Eeeevvvvvvvveeeerrrryyyyoooonnnneeeee!!!!! lol

Posted by: Brian at April 19, 2013 07:42 AM (wTSvK)

407 These corpses aren't helpful to the Democrap Meme.

Bring me some more murdered school children from Newtown ASAP!

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 19, 2013 07:42 AM (Ul1S7)

408 Sayfu'llah is sword of god in one of them near eastern languages

Posted by: boulder hobo at April 19, 2013 07:42 AM (EjHEW)

409 fuck

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 19, 2013 07:42 AM (yCvxi)

410

Funny. Chechnya is in the Caucus region of Russia. So, yeah. TOTALLY Cuacasian. And,

Religion-O-Peace. Or, piece(s), as was the case Monday.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 19, 2013 07:42 AM (bWBdM)

411

"Glenn Beck just said he was going to give the government until Monday to come clean on the Saudi connections. If they don't he'll go public with everything."

Why wait? If it's that damn important, throw the damn card down now. No fucking games.

Posted by: Jaws at April 19, 2013 07:42 AM (4I3Uo)

412 Uncle reeming nephews on TV. Wow.

Posted by: Californio at April 19, 2013 07:42 AM (2eIwi)

413 The uncle seems to be pissed off

Posted by: Ma Bell at April 19, 2013 07:43 AM (RLdcX)

414 Wait until he falls asleep. If he doesn't blow up, send in the dogs.

Posted by: Kristophr at April 19, 2013 11:41 AM (wYVte)

I don't think they know where he is. I'm not sure that he's in the house where they think he is.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at April 19, 2013 07:43 AM (4df7R)

415 Gabe is helpfully Tweeting about the voter registration thing and how it doesn't mean anything.
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Good ol' Gabe: Always kneecapping the right and keeping us honest 'cause there's no one else to do it.

Yup. A true friend of the conservative ideology indeed.

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 19, 2013 07:43 AM (VjL9S)

416 Mormon jihadists!!!!

Posted by: mpfs, assault fishstick at April 19, 2013 07:43 AM (iYbLN)

417 NBCNews has an interview with the uncle of the bomber bros, and HE says NEITHER of his nephews has ever even BEEN to Chechnya, one being born in Russia proper and the younger one being born in Dagestan, where their family moved to some time after the birth of the older bro. The uncle -- I got his first name as "Ruslan", a pretty common name in that part of the world -- said the bros had "disgraced" their family and all ethnic Chechnyans, and that they were just a couple of "losers". Sounds like aged-delayed Columbine comes to Boston.

Posted by: Rex the Wonder God at April 19, 2013 07:43 AM (21TJo)

418 Chechens a peaceful people. Really. Uncle is just saying "don't blame me".

Posted by: thunderb at April 19, 2013 07:43 AM (/mtw5)

419 Thought he said Pakistan.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 07:43 AM (lVPtV)

420 There's a max comment limit? Interesting

Posted by: Zakn at April 19, 2013 07:43 AM (zyaZ1)

421 Uncle string of Consenents is pleading his case. It's not all of us, really, it's not.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 19, 2013 07:43 AM (l86i3)

422 Why do Democraps like to see innocent children blown-up and legless?

Posted by: Strife at April 19, 2013 07:44 AM (Ul1S7)

423 Why wait? If it's that damn important, throw the damn card down now. No fucking games.

Posted by: Jaws at April 19, 2013 11:42 AM (4I3Uo)

Tune in monday to find out what I must do for the country...and BUY GOLD!

Posted by: Glen Beck at April 19, 2013 07:44 AM (FIDMq)

424

Posted by: Armando at April 19, 2013 07:44 AM (5iuEW)

425 The uncle seems to be pissed off Just a lot. They should be playing that through loudspeakers in Watertown while they're searching for joker.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 19, 2013 07:44 AM (eyJh9)

426 CNN spray paint cannot cover the fact that Islam is not a religion of peace. There are simply too many examples of Islamic Terror Attacks around the world. Many of which are not reported because it does not Follow The Narrative.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 19, 2013 07:44 AM (EGPJQ)

427 Has anyone heard the interview with the uncle Ruslan Tsarni?

Posted by: Long Island at April 19, 2013 07:44 AM (hl8SI)

428 The West New Yorkwoman said she hadn't seen either of the brothers in several years.

Alvi Tsarni told CBS News because of some issues in the family, he hadnÂ’t spoken to the two men for a couple of years.

Those several years, again? Yeah, what could possibly have gotten into them? Hmm.

No clue.

Posted by: 13times at April 19, 2013 07:44 AM (h6XiD)

429 Posted by: Greatest Hits at April 19, 2013 11:42 AM

Ah, that's a good one.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at April 19, 2013 07:44 AM (/kI1Q)

430 Saudi Citizens are allowed preferred traveler status.

Posted by: Suicide Kings at April 19, 2013 07:44 AM (Zv1QB)

431 Really, at this point what difference does it make?!?!?!?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 19, 2013 07:44 AM (GQ72I)

432 There's a max comment limit? Interesting

Posted by: Zakn at April 19, 2013 11:43 AM (zyaZ1)

Practically.

The script starts to slow much above 1000.

Posted by: tsrblke at April 19, 2013 07:44 AM (GaqMa)

433 Uncle interview was just played. Sounds like the uncle wants to kick the kid's ass.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2013 07:44 AM (d0Dmj)

434

"You bring shame on entire Chechnyan ethnicity! Turn yourself in!"

Posted by: imp at April 19, 2013 07:44 AM (UaxA0)

435
414 The uncle seems to be pissed off

Posted by: Ma Bell at April 19, 2013 11:43 AM (RLdcX)

Yeah, fear of retaliation will do that.......

Posted by: Strife at April 19, 2013 07:45 AM (Ul1S7)

436 This is the time for sensible immigration reform.

Posted by: Knave at April 19, 2013 07:45 AM (cipri)

437 CAIR = poison

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 07:45 AM (aDwsi)

438 Just saw the interview with the Uncle on Fox. Didn't hear him mention anything about radical islam. Just decried the association with Chechnya.

Posted by: no good deed at April 19, 2013 07:45 AM (mjR67)

439 Bull shit. Don't buy it. He just doesn't want scrutiny of his life.

Posted by: thunderb at April 19, 2013 07:45 AM (/mtw5)

440 This Douche-hokhar A. Tsarnaev is still surrounded yet there is a search for a Honda? If he makes it to prison, he'll be known Cock-Zhmokhar Tsarnaev.

Posted by: t-bird at April 19, 2013 07:45 AM (FcR7P)

441 "You bring shame on entire Chechnyan ethnicity! Turn yourself in!" Posted by: imp at April 19, 2013 11:44 AM (UaxA0) He sure wasn't turning them in when their pics were plastered all over the TV.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 19, 2013 07:45 AM (l86i3)

442 There's a max comment limit? Interesting
Posted by: Zakn at April 19, 2013 11:43 AM (zyaZ1)Practically.The script starts to slow much above 1000.

Fixed for accuracy.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2013 07:45 AM (d0Dmj)

443 From twitter:

David Burge ‏@iowahawkblog 2m

Picture of the century: highjacked car had "COEXIST" bumper sticker

Posted by: zmdavid at April 19, 2013 07:45 AM (Vdfe0)

444 And I'm the one the government is concerned about because I legally own firearms.

Fuck

Posted by: mpfs, assault fishstick at April 19, 2013 07:45 AM (iYbLN)

445
Tamerlan says he could be selected for the US Olympic team and be naturalized American.

Tamerlan fled Chechnya with his family because of the conflict in the early 90s, and lived for years in Kazakhstan before getting to the United States as a refugee.

Tamerlan says he loves the movie "Borat," even though some of the jokes are a bit too much.

Tamerlan says he doesn't usually take his shirt off so girls don't get bad ideas: "I'm very religious."

Tamerlan says he doesn't drink or smoke anymore: "God said no alcohol." A muslim, he says: "There are no values anymore," and worries that "people can't control themselves."

Tamerlab says his girlfriend is half Portuguese, half Italian girlfriend and converted to Islam: "She's beautiful, man!"

A native of Chechnya, Tamerlan says: "In Russia, we used to train like this. Here nobody does it, I don't know why!"

Posted by: Porky Pig at April 19, 2013 07:46 AM (e8kgV)

446 These video feeds aint working well at all - that last scanner link from previous thread is the only one consistently functioning

Posted by: Katfish at April 19, 2013 07:46 AM (Nx5wc)

447
Posted by: Rex the Wonder Goof

Your sister's glove.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 19, 2013 07:46 AM (8dspl)

448 Be considerate to ergie, EoJ; he's lightheaded from spanking it continually at the existence of so many dead Americans this week. He hasn't had this much of a spooge explosion since Hasan's "workplace violence".

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 19, 2013 07:46 AM (lN6nu)

449

uncle:

"I'm ready to kneel in front of them [the families of the victims] and beg forgiveness"

Posted by: imp at April 19, 2013 07:46 AM (UaxA0)

450 Press buying everything family is telling them. Naive.

Posted by: thunderb at April 19, 2013 07:46 AM (/mtw5)

451 The uncle on CNN is pretty open and forthright. Uncle seems truthful. Angry, and ashamed. Giving answers.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 19, 2013 07:46 AM (XYSwB)

452 If he makes it to prison, he'll be known Cock-Zhmokhar Tsarnaev. Posted by: t-bird at April 19, 2013 11:45 AM (FcR7P) OK, got a laugh out of that.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 19, 2013 07:46 AM (l86i3)

453

The uncle seems to be pissed off

His angel nephews have not yet written him thank you notes for their Christmas presents.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 19, 2013 07:46 AM (BAS5M)

454 Picture of the century: highjacked car had "COEXIST" bumper sticker

Posted by: zmdavid at April 19, 2013 11:45 AM (Vdfe0)

Really?! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Posted by: Tami[/i] at April 19, 2013 07:46 AM (X6akg)

455 Actually, the uncle seems to be assuming guilt. Saying nephew needs to apologize to victims and pounding him for bringing shame on checens and the family.

Posted by: Californio at April 19, 2013 07:46 AM (2eIwi)

456 I'm working, so I can't comment, but the Moron Horde is keeping me informed, and I hugely appreciate it.

Posted by: Dianna

Traditionally, appreciation is shown with pics. Of the baby lamb variety.

I mean, I know this story is important and all....but we must maintain order, especially in the face of adversity. Without order, there is chaos.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at April 19, 2013 07:46 AM (BrQrN)

457

"Doogie" Tsarnaev is just a pawn in a larger chess game.

Chech-mate.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 19, 2013 07:46 AM (pxDth)

458 He sure wasn't turning them in when their pics were plastered all over the TV.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 19, 2013 11:45 AM (l86i3)

Meh, he said he found out when reporters called him.

I actually believe that. He still uses AOL, he might not have been plugged into the FBI presser.

Posted by: tsrblke at April 19, 2013 07:46 AM (GaqMa)

459 "Why wait? If it's that damn important, throw the damn card down now. No fucking games. Posted by: Jaws at April 19, 2013 11:42 AM (4I3Uo)" He seems to play games when he's sitting on a nothingburger. I'm going to go ahead and say BC1981 called it accurately. On the off chance that Beck actually does have something, the media and WH will just dismiss it because...Beck, now stfu.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 19, 2013 07:46 AM (yCvxi)

460

Those several years, again? Yeah, what could possibly have gotten into them? Hmm.

Yeah, I've been noticing that, too. "Several years" of separation after "issues in the family."

Something happened to trigger these fucking bastards.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at April 19, 2013 07:46 AM (4df7R)

461 "Why wait? If it's that damn important, throw the damn card down now. No fucking games." It would get buried in the weekend news cycle.

Posted by: Vote Lord Humungus 2016 at April 19, 2013 07:47 AM (HEa5q)

462 So.... would now be a good time to take away your guns and relax our immigration policies?

No? Not yet?

Okay. I'll just use my Executive Orders.

Oh and, Fuck You America.

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 19, 2013 07:47 AM (Ul1S7)

463 Press buying everything family is telling them. Naive. Posted by: thunderb at April 19, 2013 11:46 AM (/mtw5) It will be easy to see if there were any communication between them. He's probably afraid for his life, and his families.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 19, 2013 07:47 AM (XYSwB)

464 This would be a good day for politicians to air their dirty laundry wouldn't it? "I DID have sexual relations with that woman." Or "I like hookers." Or "Sure my online handle is 'Craven Manlove'" and nobody would notice.

Posted by: Nate in New Orleans at April 19, 2013 07:47 AM (lhX9P)

465 Picture of the century: highjacked car had "COEXIST" bumper sticker

That says it all...., off the scale irony

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 07:47 AM (aDwsi)

466 Too soon for a "national conversation" on Muslim immigration?

Posted by: 13times at April 19, 2013 07:47 AM (h6XiD)

467 Best news of the day ... Harvard closed

Posted by: Charles W. Kingsfield Jr. at April 19, 2013 07:47 AM (e8kgV)

468 Illegal aliens allowed to vote in local elections is no big deal? ES Gabe.

Posted by: Vietnamese Hooker at April 19, 2013 07:47 AM (uhftQ)

469 414
The uncle seems to be pissed off

Posted by: Ma Bell at April 19, 2013 11:43 AM (RLdcX)

Yeah, fear of retaliation will do that.......

Posted by: Strife at April 19, 2013 11:45 AM (Ul1S7)

This ^^^^^

Posted by: The Jackhole at April 19, 2013 07:47 AM (nTgAI)

470 Uncle string of Consenents is pleading his case. It's not all of us, really, it's not. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 19, 2013 11:43 AM (l86i3

alright, I hate to say this.

"in fairness"

i Have wanted muslims to stand up and say Not In Our Name.

that has really been missing in the National Dialogue for a decade.

Which is why i find it hard to give them creditability when We are told they are Not "for their terrorist"

so i do not mind this comment.

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 07:48 AM (nqBYe)

471 Did any of family call police when they saw photos. No.

Posted by: thunderb at April 19, 2013 07:48 AM (/mtw5)

472

He sure wasn't turning them in when their pics were plastered all over the TV.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon.

Damn! another keyboard goes down!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 19, 2013 07:48 AM (9MF8B)

473 omg they have 4 robot operating on that poor old guy.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 07:48 AM (7mQyC)

474 4 robots poking at the old guy...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 07:48 AM (aDwsi)

475 466 Picture of the century: highjacked car had "COEXIST" bumper sticker

That says it all...., off the scale irony

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 11:47 AM (aDwsi)

No way. Laughing. I HATE those bumper sticker.

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 19, 2013 07:48 AM (baL2B)

476 just woke up, chechnyans.... what a surprise

Posted by: trey at April 19, 2013 07:48 AM (nqN6l)

477 Coexist

[or get the leftist fist]

Posted by: 13times at April 19, 2013 07:48 AM (h6XiD)

478 Picture of the century: highjacked car had "COEXIST" bumper sticker

That says it all...., off the scale irony

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 11:47 AM (aDwsi)

Irony gets not better than this

Posted by: The Jackhole at April 19, 2013 07:48 AM (nTgAI)

479 356
310Word is that Michelle Obama visited the Saudi in the Hospital?

No fucking way!?

Posted by: Cicero Kid at April 19, 2013 11:38 AM (026j9)

Sure the walked right by the dozens of there people in the hospital missing limb and did not stop to get a photo. This was the only kid that they stop at and left by the roof on a marine 1

Posted by: Trevor (@tjexcite) at April 19, 2013 07:48 AM (CdeLs)

480 Wait a minute; pressure cookers have safety devices to prevent explosion and there were no Joos at the marathin, guys!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2013 07:48 AM (tqLft)

481 Y'know, that's amazing: the only two Islamic terrorists in America AND the only two fraudulent voters in Massachusetts!

Posted by: PersonFromPorlock at April 19, 2013 07:49 AM (5hNpF)

482 472 Did any of family call police when they saw photos. No.

Posted by: thunderb at April 19, 2013 11:48 AM (/mtw5)

I hereby nominate you for president.

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 19, 2013 07:49 AM (baL2B)

483 Saying nephew needs to apologize to victims that is what made him sound sincere he named a lot of the victims

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 19, 2013 07:49 AM (XYSwB)

484 No Fly Zone in Place... ??

Posted by: James T. Hart at April 19, 2013 07:49 AM (e8kgV)

485 Why wait? If it's that damn important, throw the damn card down now. No fucking games.

Posted by: Jaws at April 19, 2013 11:42 AM (4I3Uo)

If I hear Beck say one more time "what I'll tell you TOMORROW will change your life" I'm going to start throwing kittens in bonfires.

Posted by: tangonine at April 19, 2013 07:49 AM (x3YFz)

486 chris langford?

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 07:49 AM (nqBYe)

487 Aren't we right wing racists supposed to be switching to lone wolf white guy mode already? Get with the program.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at April 19, 2013 07:49 AM (SzAZ7)

488 Uncle seems truthful.
Angry, and ashamed.
Giving answers.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 19, 2013 11:46 AM (XYSwB)

This.

I feel for him. Imagine having everyone asking, "Are you ashamed that your nephews killed and maimed innocent people?" Fuck, what do you think!

If he is in any way conected to this then I'll gladly piss on his grave, but I don't get the feeling he is. I really don't.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at April 19, 2013 07:49 AM (4df7R)

489

A native of Chechnya, Tamerlan says: "In Russia, we used to train like this. Here nobody does it, I don't know why!"

I wonder if geography might have something to do with that, this not being Russia and all.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 19, 2013 07:49 AM (+z4pE)

490 471 Unless he's lying,which is totally permissible under islamic law.

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2013 07:49 AM (9XBK2)

491

If anyone actually listened to the uncle, and not just read the lines, you would understand that the dude was being genuine. He is ashamed of his nephews, and utterly remorseful about the fact his family was involved.

Posted by: imp at April 19, 2013 07:49 AM (UaxA0)

492 Boston Bomber Could Have Been Deported After 2009 Conviction

http://tinyurl.com/c8o4hth

Posted by: . at April 19, 2013 07:49 AM (/b8+5)

493

"Tune in monday to find out what I must do for the country...and BUY GOLD!"

Yeah. That's what I thought.

I love you, Glen. But you need to prove me wrong here. Now is NOT the time for this shit. It'd make you no different than Alex Jones.

Posted by: Jaws at April 19, 2013 07:49 AM (4I3Uo)

494

Picture of the century: highjacked car had "COEXIST" bumper sticker

-------------------

Are we sure it was car jacked? With that bumpersticker the owner should have just offered him a ride. Or the keys. Or both.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 19, 2013 07:49 AM (EGPJQ)

495 So.... would now be a good time to take away your guns and relax our immigration policies? No? Not yet? Okay. I'll just use my Executive Orders. Oh and, Fuck You America. You forgot about racist Voter ID.

Posted by: t-bird at April 19, 2013 07:49 AM (FcR7P)

496 472 Did any of family call police when they saw photos. No.

Posted by: thunderb at April 19, 2013 11:48 AM (/mtw5)

We don't know that.

Posted by: Tami[/i] at April 19, 2013 07:49 AM (X6akg)

497 Uncle string of Consonants. Nobody liked Uncle string of consonants? Maybe AtC is right. I suffer from Lackwittery. Damn.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 19, 2013 07:49 AM (l86i3)

498 How's that 2012 Election working out for all you stupid fucking DemoTard voters?

Posted by: Strife at April 19, 2013 07:50 AM (Ul1S7)

499 Sure the walked right by the dozens of there people in the hospital missing limb and did not stop to get a photo. This was the only kid that they stop at and left by the roof on a marine 1 Posted by: Trevor (@tjexcite) at April 19, 2013 11:48 AM (CdeLs) yep, another in-your-face political stunt by the pig family

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 19, 2013 07:50 AM (XYSwB)

500 Good ol' Gabe: Always kneecapping the right and keeping us honest 'cause there's no one else to do it.

Yup. A true friend of the conservative ideology indeed.

You'd rather wallow in falsehoods? That's not "conservative".

Again:

The anti-gun tweet was from a FAKE Twitter account.

Non-citizens can legally register to vote for local races where they live.

There is zero evidence of any Saudi connection to the bombers.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 19, 2013 07:50 AM (SY2Kh)

501 @ 480. Unreal. Cannot believe that one.

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 19, 2013 07:50 AM (baL2B)

502 480 356
310Word is that Michelle Obama visited the Saudi in the Hospital?

No fucking way!?

Posted by: Cicero Kid at April 19, 2013 11:38 AM (026j9)

Sure the walked right by the dozens of there people in the hospital missing limb and did not stop to get a photo. This was the only kid that they stop at and left by the roof on a marine 1
Posted by: Trevor (@tjexcite) at April 19, 2013 11:48 AM
==========

Link?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 07:50 AM (aDwsi)

503 Picture of the century: highjacked car had "COEXIST" bumper sticker
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If you wanted a target that would piss their pants at the sight of a gun, that's a flashing, 10 foot tall, neon sign.

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 19, 2013 07:50 AM (VjL9S)

504

Read last night a rant on FB from a girl I grew up with. Sadly, she is now a 6th grade teacher. She went on a rant about how she gave a lesson to her class on how important it is not to blindly accuse people - and used the Boston marathon bombings and people who accuse Muslims as an example. Her equally idiot brother chimed in with "Good - American's are f*cking racists!"

I am going to have some fun tonight!

Posted by: Cheri at April 19, 2013 07:50 AM (G+Wff)

505 I know why he didn't recognize them - he hadn't seen them since 2006 or so.

Posted by: Dianna at April 19, 2013 07:50 AM (DV/Ik)

506 472 - Honestly did any of the recognize them though, those pictures weren't exactly all that great particularly if you've not seen the kids in years. Just saying. Chris Langford is the old guys name I think.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 07:50 AM (7mQyC)

507 Picture of the century: highjacked car had "COEXIST" bumper sticker
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The nut punches from reality just don't stop today will they? Man, right in the Kumbayas.

Posted by: Nate in New Orleans at April 19, 2013 07:50 AM (lhX9P)

508 "Tragic events have taken place in Boston. A terrorist attack killed people. We have already expressed our condolences to the people of the city and to the American people. Today, the media reports, one Tsarnaev was killed as [police] tried to arrest him. It would be appropriate if he was detained and investigated, and the circumstances and the extent of his guilt determined. Apparently, the security services needed to calm down the society by any means necessary," says Chechen president Ramzan Kadyrov

Posted by: Thomas Craig Anderson at April 19, 2013 07:50 AM (e8kgV)

509 Is the Senate doing anything with the amnesty bill yet? Must keep an eye on them while this is hoggin the spotlight

Posted by: Red Shirt at April 19, 2013 07:50 AM (FIDMq)

510 More EOD wanted at 30 Adams st.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 07:51 AM (7mQyC)

511 No Fly Zone in Place... ?? About time for another landing on The Won's face, isn't it?

Posted by: t-bird at April 19, 2013 07:51 AM (FcR7P)

512 Come on, my people (Jooos) don't run...we stroll or saunter. We have time and all the money. BWahahahahahaah

Posted by: mpfs, assault fishstick at April 19, 2013 07:51 AM (iYbLN)

513 Michael Skolnik ‏@MichaelSkolnik 49s

Chechnya president: "You must look for the roots of their evil in America"

Posted by: Baldy at April 19, 2013 07:51 AM (opS9C)

514 They get him?

Posted by: RWC at April 19, 2013 07:51 AM (fWAjv)

515

Just to let you know, I'll be here all day posting ghey pr0n links, you selfish bitches!!!

Posted by: . at April 19, 2013 07:51 AM (ggRof)

516 509 A big fuck you Mr Kadyrov.

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2013 07:51 AM (9XBK2)

517 510 - Don't know, I wouldn't put it passed them to just try and ram and jam it.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 07:51 AM (7mQyC)

518 so i do not mind this comment. Posted by: willow at April 19, 2013 11:48 AM (nqBYe) I wouldn't either if I thought it was sincere, lying is breathing to muslims.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 19, 2013 07:51 AM (l86i3)

519 513 Come on, my people (Jooos) don't run...we stroll or saunter. We have time and all the money. BWahahahahahaah
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and yet we can never agree on where to go out to eat....

Posted by: Astronaut Achmed at April 19, 2013 07:51 AM (YLZSZ)

520 Is the blotter working for anyone?
Not for me. And it doesn't have blue ink on it for some reason.

Posted by: raykon on a 'high flow' day at April 19, 2013 07:51 AM (mGBy8)

521 494
"Tune in monday to find out what I must do for the country...and BUY GOLD!"

Yeah. That's what I thought.

I love you, Glen. But you need to prove me wrong here. Now is NOT the time for this shit. It'd make you no different than Alex Jones.

Posted by: Jaws at April 19, 2013 11:49 AM (4I3Uo)

"Promise big and under deliver".

If it's breaking, it's breaking. What is the guy waiting for?

Posted by: . at April 19, 2013 07:51 AM (/b8+5)

522

woohoo!!!

my little sister is there!! if he gets bagged by a fbi chick it could be her!!

I want a finger as a trophy

Posted by: navycopjoe at April 19, 2013 07:52 AM (UJm0p)

523 Tamerlan Tsarnaev was run over by a vehicle during the firefight, law enforcement officials told NBC News.

Posted by: Thomas Craig Anderson at April 19, 2013 07:52 AM (e8kgV)

524 "Doogie" Tsarnaev is just 19 years old. Why in a civilized country like, say, Chechnya, he would still be on his parents' health insurance policy.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 19, 2013 07:52 AM (pxDth)

525 How long before the Uncle starts wearing an American Flag wrapped around his body?

Me doth think the Chech relative protests a tad too much........

Posted by: Strife at April 19, 2013 07:52 AM (Ul1S7)

526 when the rise of the oceans began to slow

***

I'm reading a book, The Dog Stars by Peter Heller, which is an end-of-the-world novel about life after an AIDS-like disease kills about 99.99% of everybody. (I kind of like it because it is set in my stomping grounds, the Western Slope of Colorado.) Anyway, I'm good with all that but he also has global warming as a major problem which is killing all the fish, among other things. It is set nine years after the great die off. Our hero flies a little single-engined plane around but other than that there hasn't been an internal combustion engine for a decade and global warming is still a problem?

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 19, 2013 07:52 AM (Hx5uv)

527 Picture of the century: highjacked car had "COEXIST" bumper sticker oh my I laughed

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 19, 2013 07:52 AM (XYSwB)

528

Did any of family call police when they saw photos. No. Posted by: thunderb

I didn't see any clear versions of the pics until this morning.

And I'm following this closely.

Posted by: imp at April 19, 2013 07:52 AM (UaxA0)

529

"Uncle seems truthful. Angry, and ashamed. Giving answers.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 19, 2013 11:46 AM (XYSwB)"

Trust but Verify. Taqiyya makes for some very practiced, skillful, and convincing liars.

Posted by: Jaws at April 19, 2013 07:52 AM (4I3Uo)

530 Did any of family call police when they saw photos. No.

Posted by: thunderb at April 19, 2013 11:48 AM (/mtw5)

We don't know that.

Posted by: Tami at April 19, 2013 11:49 AM (X6akg)

The uncle said he woke to calls of reporters and found out about it on the internet.

So, yeah, I'm thinking there wasn't enough to trigger him to call police in the first place. We assume that since are plugged in and watched the FBI briefing live, everyone did. He may have never even seen the photos.

Posted by: tsrblke at April 19, 2013 07:52 AM (GaqMa)

531 150 '"Right now I wish Putin was our president ..." I'd take Hollande at this point.' I suspect yours is something of a representative view here. But ... Time until Bush nailed UbL: never. Time until Obama nailed the Boston Bombing Bros: 4 days.

Posted by: Rex the Wonder God at April 19, 2013 07:52 AM (21TJo)

532 "Boston Bomber Could Have Been Deported After 2009 Conviction" --- So could have Obama's Aunt....

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 07:52 AM (7mQyC)

533 They're WHITE!!!! BAAAAAM!!!!!!!!

Posted by: David Sirota at April 19, 2013 07:52 AM (YOWAW)

534 Police shut a 4-mile stretch of streets between Cambridge, Mass., and Watertown because they could be littered with unexploded devices

Posted by: Kevin Brooks at April 19, 2013 07:53 AM (e8kgV)

535

He sure wasn't turning them in when their pics were plastered all over the TV.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon.

The uncle hadn't seen them in years. He followed the news closely (like everyone else) but didn't recognize them from the FBI-publicized photographs. I get the sense he would've reported it to the authorities if he had.

Posted by: troyriser at April 19, 2013 07:53 AM (vtiE6)

536 Picture of the century: highjacked car had "COEXIST" bumper sticker
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Are we sure it was car jacked? With that bumpersticker the owner should have just offered him a ride. Or the keys. Or both.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 19, 2013 11:49 AM (EGPJQ) \

Heh, well done

Posted by: The Jackhole at April 19, 2013 07:53 AM (nTgAI)

537 On Sept. 11, 2001, Barack Obama was driving to a state legislative
hearing in Chicago when he heard the first sketchy reports of a plane
hitting the World Trade Center on his car radio.

Obama wrote, lay the more difficult job of "understanding the sources of
such madness." He wrote of "a fundamental absence of empathy on the
part of the attackers," of "embittered children" around the world, of
the seeds of discontent sown in poverty, ignorance and despair.

I wonder if Grand Mufti Obama thinks we need to understand why they set the bombs

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2013 07:53 AM (1Jaio)

538 Didn't watch the uncle. don't really care what he thinks. He going to say whatever he can in hopes they don't bring him down to headquarters for questioning..

Posted by: . at April 19, 2013 07:53 AM (/b8+5)

539 You can bet that the bombers' buds and relatives "back home" are now way up on Vlad's counter-terrorist list.

Posted by: mrp at April 19, 2013 07:53 AM (HjPtV)

540

474omg they have 4 robot operating on that poor old guy.

Who has the humpbot video?

Posted by: Cicero Kid at April 19, 2013 07:53 AM (026j9)

541 513 Come on, my people (Jooos) don't run...we stroll or saunter. We have time and all the money. BWahahahahahaah
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and yet we can never agree on where to go out to eat....
Posted by: Astronaut Achmed

Maybe Chinese today?

Posted by: mpfs, assault fishstick at April 19, 2013 07:53 AM (iYbLN)

542

and who would have guessed that a patriots fan was an armed terrorist

too soon?

Posted by: navycopjoe at April 19, 2013 07:53 AM (UJm0p)

543

"Doogie" Tsarnaev is just 19 years old. Consider this. If he is killed in a shoot out with police, he will be included in next year's CDC statistics for "Gun Violence Against Children".

(Actually not joking this time).

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 19, 2013 07:54 AM (pxDth)

544 Posted by: Rex the Wonder God at April 19, 2013 11:52 AM (21TJo)

Time until your brain developed properly: never

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2013 07:54 AM (1Jaio)

545 Andrew Kitzenberg, who lives in Watertown, said he saw the two men shooting at six police cars from 70 or 80 yards away.

Â“There was a long exchange of gunfire,Â” told NBC News in an interview. He said that he saw the suspects use what looked like a pressure-cooker bomb.

Â“I saw them light this bomb. They threw it towards the officers,Â” he said. Â“It created a significant decoy, and there was smoke that covered our entire street.Â”

Posted by: Willis Bell at April 19, 2013 07:54 AM (e8kgV)

546 https://twitter.com/chelseagrunwald/status/325272428047646720/photo/1 the coexist pict that iowahawk linked on twitter

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 19, 2013 07:54 AM (XYSwB)

547 I listened to the uncle. Emotionality and hyperbole is a birthright for people from that region. Even when they are lying. We don't know if the family called the police. We do know the police only found them after the killed a cop.

Posted by: thunderb at April 19, 2013 07:54 AM (/mtw5)

548
480 356
310Word is that Michelle Obama visited the Saudi in the Hospital?

No fucking way!?

Posted by: Cicero Kid at April 19, 2013 11:38 AM (026j9)

Sure the walked right by the dozens of there people in the hospital missing limb and did not stop to get a photo. This was the only kid that they stop at and left by the roof on a marine 1

Posted by: Trevor (@tjexcite) at April 19, 2013 11:48 AM (CdeLs)

You better have a sarc tag or a link for that shit. ASAP.

Posted by: Strife at April 19, 2013 07:54 AM (Ul1S7)

549 It would be appropriate if he was detained and investigated, and the circumstances and the extent of his guilt determined. Apparently, the security services needed to calm down the society by any means necessary," says Chechen president Ramzan Kadyrov

Posted by: Thomas Craig Anderson at April 19, 2013 11:50 AM (e8kgV)

Uh. It would be appropriate if his brain housing group was turned into a canoe.

Posted by: tangonine at April 19, 2013 07:54 AM (x3YFz)

550 My kid just showed me an iPhone pic of the younger perp, taken by one of his friends. It shows a bunch of high school kids dressed for the prom. The perp was his friend's sister's date.

Because he didn't drink , the guy often served as Designated Driver.

Posted by: wholelottasplainin' at April 19, 2013 07:54 AM (+iVtG)

551 Oh fuck off, Hex the Wunder Dog. Obama did nothing but get in the way. Good Lord, you're an idiot.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at April 19, 2013 07:54 AM (4df7R)

552 Illegal aliens allowed to vote in local elections is no big deal? ES Gabe.
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Oh come on. He was given amnesty by way of refugee. That means he was a good person. Probably a natural Republican since he has some social conservative beliefs.

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 19, 2013 07:54 AM (VjL9S)

553 Time until Obama nailed the Boston Bombing Bros: 4 days.

Posted by: Rex the Wonder God at April 19, 2013 11:52 AM (21TJo)

Well, I do prefer younger boys, but I figured they'd do.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at April 19, 2013 07:54 AM (ggRof)

554 If that Uncle had gotten hold of these kids before this happened, he probably would have set them straight in no uncertain terms. Too bad he did not keep in touch.

Posted by: Californio at April 19, 2013 07:54 AM (2eIwi)

555 Chechen president Ramzan Kadyrov Uh, dude, you're not doing much to.keep your country off the "do not turn into glass" list.

Posted by: Lauren at April 19, 2013 07:54 AM (wsGWu)

556 Time until Obama nailed the Boston Bombing Bros: 4 days.

Not 'nailed' yet...., but more to the point, Osama wasn't in Boston, was he?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 07:55 AM (aDwsi)

557 To recap: Domestic violence conviction, non-citizen, registered to vote, anti-gun and a jihadi. David Sirota, please pick up the white courtesy fist and punch your crotch.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2013 07:55 AM (tqLft)

558 That Saudi fuck that Mooch visited in the hospital had a deportation order due to terrorist links.

Stupid, ugly bitch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 07:55 AM (lVPtV)

559 The Daily Caller ‏@DailyCaller 44s

Bombing suspectÂ’s fellow high school alumni include Matt Damon, Ben Affleck -

http://bit.ly/14BWW2d

Posted by: kbdabear at April 19, 2013 07:55 AM (mCvL4)

560 Crap..., I can't believe I fed a troll...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 07:55 AM (aDwsi)

561

Posted by: navycopjoe

Awesome!

Posted by: Cheri at April 19, 2013 07:55 AM (G+Wff)

562 https://twitter.com/iowahawkblog

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 19, 2013 07:55 AM (XYSwB)

563 Because he didn't drink , the guy often served as Designated Driver.

Posted by: wholelottasplainin' at April 19, 2013 11:54 AM (+iVtG)

Well. Good to hear he's a socially conscious, responsible murderous fuckbag.

Posted by: tangonine at April 19, 2013 07:55 AM (x3YFz)

564 "CNN all going on about "not blaming all Muslims for the acts of a few."

Uncle says that is exactly what his nephews have done. Except he used the word "shame" rather than blame

Funny, archaic term...

Posted by: T. Hunter at April 19, 2013 07:56 AM (EZl54)

565 Stupid, ugly bitch. Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 11:55 AM (lVPtV) You mean Blackie O'asses.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 19, 2013 07:56 AM (l86i3)

566 Unfortunately, due to the nature of the religion absolutely no muslim can ever be fully trusted. Because at any time any one of them can decide to adhere to fully supported Islamic dictates which are know as terrorism to non-muslims.

Posted by: SamIam at April 19, 2013 07:56 AM (S09w5)

567 the uncle protests too much....imho

Posted by: phoenixgirl, taking the Bible waaaayyyy too seriously at April 19, 2013 07:56 AM (VChwo)

568 Candygram for Dzhokhar!

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 19, 2013 07:56 AM (8sCoq)

569 If that Uncle had gotten hold of these kids before this happened, he probably would have set them straight in no uncertain terms. Too bad he did not keep in touch. Posted by: Californio at April 19, 2013 11:54 AM (2eIwi) He actually said as much.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 19, 2013 07:56 AM (XYSwB)

570 560 The Daily Caller ‏@DailyCaller 44s

Bombing suspectÂ’s fellow high school alumni include Matt Damon, Ben Affleck -

http://bit.ly/14BWW2d

Wonder if MATT DAMON'S!! anti-American movies had any influence on him? Just askin' questions here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 07:56 AM (lVPtV)

571 556 Chechen president Ramzan Kadyrov

Uh, dude, you're not doing much to.keep your country off the "do not turn into glass" list.

Posted by: Lauren at April 19, 2013 11:54 AM (wsGWu)

Did we forget who is in the white house...He is eating this shit up

Posted by: Red Shirt at April 19, 2013 07:57 AM (FIDMq)

572
We don't know that.
Posted by: Tami at April 19, 2013 11:49 AM (X6akg)The uncle said he woke to calls of reporters and found out about it on the internet.So, yeah, I'm thinking there wasn't enough to trigger him to call police in the first place. We assume that since are plugged in and watched the FBI briefing live, everyone did. He may have never even seen the photos.

Posted by: tsrblke at April 19, 2013 11:52 AM (GaqMa)

Probably true. I only saw the non-fuzzy FBI wanted poster this morning. And I am one of the chief detectives on the case.

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 19, 2013 07:57 AM (baL2B)

573 Because he didn't drink , the guy often served as Designated ~~Driver.~~ Car Bomber

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 19, 2013 07:57 AM (8sCoq)

574 "...used the Boston marathon bombings and people who accuse Muslims as an example. Her equally idiot brother chimed in with "Good - American's are f*cking racists!" Please tell me there will be much snark about Islam being a race.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 19, 2013 07:57 AM (yCvxi)

575 Talk about a bad week to roll out Amnesty.

With our 8% unemployment rate and history of terrorist immigrants, it's clear we need to make sure everyone within our borders illegally should not be allowed to be kicked out.

Posted by: McAdams at April 19, 2013 07:57 AM (IZjA3)

576 MATT DAMON .. Matt Damon ... matt damon !!

Posted by: Hans Blix at April 19, 2013 07:57 AM (e8kgV)

577

"Doogie" Tsarnaev is just 19 years old.

He's just a Ute!

And the Utes are a Native American tribe in western Colorado.

Ergo- he is homegrown.

QED

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 19, 2013 07:57 AM (pxDth)

578 I saved that pic of the Mercedes to my harddrive. That is too friggin' funny!

Posted by: Tami[/i] at April 19, 2013 07:58 AM (X6akg)

579 How long before Barky starts making the case that Big Government solved this problem...., rather than causing it?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 07:58 AM (aDwsi)

580

HA! Dude on CNN "security" expert asking why the fucks didn't go to Moscow and blow shit up.

Hmmm. Putin or Obama. Which country is a softer target?

Posted by: imp at April 19, 2013 07:58 AM (UaxA0)

581

555 If that Uncle had gotten hold of these kids before this happened, he probably would have set them straight in no uncertain terms. Too bad he did not keep in touch.

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Obviously did not have an Obamaphone.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 19, 2013 07:58 AM (EGPJQ)

582 Where was it reported that Michelle visited the Saudi National and that he had terror ties?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2013 07:59 AM (BVq/X)

583 How come every time there's a mass killing, some retard has to come on TV and say "He was just a really nice guy"? Clearly you didn't know him that well, did you?

Posted by: T at April 19, 2013 07:59 AM (EJszw)

584 I just sent my Mom a text asking her if she still thinks her two sons are as big of asses as she used to think. As long as non-islamo, non-radicalized, non-terrorist, right wing Tea Party wet dream is on the run, I'm golden.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at April 19, 2013 07:59 AM (X+nFp)

585 Incinerate viloent illegitmate aliens (AKA Los Bastardos)

Posted by: Jared Loughner at April 19, 2013 07:59 AM (e8kgV)

586 Lol. Iowahawk:

"Dzhokhar Tsarnaev" is Chechen for "Bill Ayers."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 07:59 AM (lVPtV)

587 580 I saved that pic of the Mercedes to my harddrive. That is too friggin' funny!
Posted by: Tami at April 19, 2013 11:58 AM
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Is it a diesel?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 07:59 AM (aDwsi)

588 Lets be honest, folks. Glen Beck is a tad cuckoo.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at April 19, 2013 07:59 AM (deaac)

589 On a side note, don't get the ampersand utility offered by CBD. Not only does it have a keylogger that makes you surf porn sites, but it makes it so you can't close your tags.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 19, 2013 07:59 AM (yCvxi)

590 Is it just me or does Michelle Obama resemble a gorilla?

Posted by: Gaius Julius Caesar at April 19, 2013 07:59 AM (A71EA)

591 You guys are being very nice. There are some very very very angry angry comments being posted all over the place by people this morning. Almost as though someone announced "rest from political correctness day" or something.

Posted by: . at April 19, 2013 07:59 AM (/b8+5)

592 I would recognize my nephew from a blurry photo. And I would be paying attention if the town he lived in had been attacked by a terrorist

Posted by: thunderb at April 19, 2013 07:59 AM (/mtw5)

593 CNN's Chris Cuomo basically just said, if these guys were so organized, organized terrorists, how do you explain the irrational act of shooting a cop in the car. Was Chris Cuomo at the scene, maybe they thought the cop recognized them, I love the media they pull so much crap out of the sky. But when the terrorism expert was explaining it to Cuumu, Cuomo was muttering under his breath about "rational" as if he was crying about the expert for disagreeing with him.

Posted by: War69DotCom at April 19, 2013 07:59 AM (ayPhb)

594 I'm getting sick of all this coverage. All the high tech ways they use to find out who the perps are and all. They found their apartment, they have articles of their clothing now break out the hound dogs and tree this SOB and get it over with. They would of run down this punk late last night doing it the old fashioned way.

Posted by: Drider at April 19, 2013 07:59 AM (up0oG)

595 DC - "Schumer: Do not 'jump to conclusions' about connection between Boston attacks, immigration"

Uh-huh and if it was two guys named Mutt and Jeff with NRA memberships Chuckie?

Posted by: Astronaut Achmed at April 19, 2013 07:59 AM (YLZSZ)

596

We need the Batman to find this Djokar.

Posted by: imp at April 19, 2013 08:00 AM (UaxA0)

597 Lets be honest, folks. Glen Beck is a tad cuckoo. Posted by: MaxMBJ at April 19, 2013 11:59 AM (deaac) I wish I were that cuckoo.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 19, 2013 08:00 AM (l86i3)

598 My buddy is nursing his daughter who is recuperating from back surgery. She's a Columbia student and she is in utter shock that it isn't a white nazi racist plot to celebrate Hitler's birthday and tax day. And the clincher? She won't turn on the TV and claims only Fox news is reporting this stuff. HA! (she's actually a very intelligent girl but when you are immersed in a kool aid tank, you can't help but swallow a bit).

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2013 08:00 AM (tqLft)

599 Must work.

Take care, and thank you.

Posted by: Dianna at April 19, 2013 08:00 AM (DV/Ik)

600 I'm hearing references to the NH State Police on the scanner, but it keeps getting garbled. Does anyone know what they're saying? I'm guessing the NHSP are lending their aid down in the area, but I could be wrong.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at April 19, 2013 08:00 AM (4df7R)

601 4 friggin robots with probes? Do they think the jihadi is hiding somewhere up the poor old guy's kazoo?

Posted by: Alf767 at April 19, 2013 08:00 AM (ryGu9)

602 590 Lets be honest, folks. Glen Beck is a tad cuckoo. Posted by: MaxMBJ at April 19, 2013 11:59 AM
======

I'm not a huge Beck fan..., but what is it that bothers you?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 08:00 AM (aDwsi)

603

Hollowpoint: Has any of this been confirmed.

That twitter post looked pretty fucking real as did the account.

It is way too early to clear the Saudi.

Posted by: Prescient11 at April 19, 2013 08:01 AM (tVTLU)

604 You guys are being very nice. There are some very very very angry angry comments being posted all over the place by people this morning. Almost as though someone announced "rest from political correctness day" or something.

Posted by: . at April 19, 2013 11:59 AM (/b8+5)

It's after 0800. Most of us are drunk by now.

Posted by: tangonine at April 19, 2013 08:01 AM (x3YFz)

605 Sammiches!!!

Posted by: RWC at April 19, 2013 08:01 AM (fWAjv)

606 curious did you hear that on beck?

Posted by: phoenixgirl, taking the Bible waaaayyyy too seriously at April 19, 2013 08:01 AM (VChwo)

607 592 Is it just me or does Michelle Obama resemble a gorilla? Posted by: Gaius Julius Caesar at April 19, 2013 11:59 AM (A71EA) LOOK LOOK, A DUMBFUCK TROLL.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 19, 2013 08:01 AM (l86i3)

608 Ah! Positioning the sandwich truck...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 08:01 AM (aDwsi)

609 Moby and troll numbers will be off the charts for today,I fear.

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2013 08:01 AM (9XBK2)

610 588 Lol. Iowahawk:

"Dzhokhar Tsarnaev" is Chechen for "Bill Ayers."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 11:59 AM (lVPtV)

Love love love The Hawk!

Posted by: Strife at April 19, 2013 08:01 AM (Ul1S7)

611 Boston Bomber Could Have Been Deported After 2009 Conviction | Judicial Watch http://is.gd/jlGUCI

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 19, 2013 08:01 AM (8sCoq)

612 On a lighter note, "pinworm" was used as an insult in this thread. That's fairly advanced stuff right there.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 19, 2013 08:01 AM (yCvxi)

613 "592 Is it just me or does Michelle Obama resemble a gorilla" Resemble is to mild a word. Try "is the spitting image of."

Posted by: MaxMBJ at April 19, 2013 08:01 AM (deaac)

614 LOOK LOOK, A DUMBFUCK TROLL.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 19, 2013 12:01 PM (l86i3)

and you quoted it....shame shame

Posted by: Red Shirt at April 19, 2013 08:02 AM (FIDMq)

615 David Burge ‏@iowahawkblog NYTimes pitches story of Chechen brothers as Very Special Episode of Glee http://tinyurl.com/cpfunhl he wasn't kidding Far From War-Torn Homeland, Trying to Fit In

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 19, 2013 08:02 AM (XYSwB)

616 Hummers stand down..., sandwich truck brought up..

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 08:02 AM (aDwsi)

617 Gotta hand it to Bomber Boy. He has some mad hiding skillz.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 08:02 AM (lVPtV)

618 Sounds like they've cleared the old guy?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at April 19, 2013 08:02 AM (4df7R)

619 No way. Laughing. I HATE those bumper sticker.

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof

***

I like to drag them from their cars and "coexist" them into unconciousness.

Posted by: Vietnamese Hooker at April 19, 2013 08:02 AM (uhftQ)

620 and you quoted it....shame shame Posted by: Red Shirt at April 19, 2013 12:02 PM (FIDMq) OK, look look, a stupid ron.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 19, 2013 08:02 AM (l86i3)

621 If Alter meant it when he said he hoped Giffords would become a "referee" of public discourse--an advocate for reasoned civility--he ought to feel terribly disappointed. She has instead turned out to be a practitioner of incivility and unreason.

That's a harsh but justified appraisal of her op-ed in today's New York Times, titled "A Senate in the Gun Lobby's Grip." It's a reaction to yesterday's failure of President Obama's gun-control proposals in the Democratic Senate. Giffords's 900-word jeremiad should be included in every textbook of logic and political rhetoric, so rife is it with examples of fallacious reasoning and demagogic appeals.

Posted by: Jared Loughner at April 19, 2013 08:03 AM (e8kgV)

622 592 Is it just me or does Michelle Obama resemble a gorilla?
Posted by: Gaius Julius Caesar at April 19, 2013 11:59 AM (A71EA)

That's very racist. I'm offended.

She actually looks like Sasquatch in a set of drapes.

Posted by: Strife at April 19, 2013 08:03 AM (Ul1S7)

623 Obama admin is in full "cover the bosses ass mode" I'm sure.The only thing they really care about.

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2013 08:03 AM (9XBK2)

624 602 I'm hearing references to the NH State Police on the scanner, but it keeps getting garbled. Does anyone know what they're saying? I'm guessing the NHSP are lending their aid down in the area, but I could be wrong. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at April 19, 2013 12:00 PM (4df7R) That's what I got. They're taking over some of the search areas.

Posted by: RWC at April 19, 2013 08:03 AM (fWAjv)

625 On a lighter note, "pinworm" was used as an insult in this thread. That's fairly advanced stuff right there.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 19, 2013 12:01 PM (yCvxi)

oh sure. now I have to google (well, not google, but... anyway) it. Hate when I'm not smart.

Posted by: tangonine at April 19, 2013 08:03 AM (x3YFz)

626

Ah! Positioning the sandwich truck...

Police Unions? Code 7!

Posted by: Cicero Kid at April 19, 2013 08:03 AM (026j9)

627 620 Sounds like they've cleared the old guy?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at April 19, 2013 12:02 PM (4df7R)

he probably feels clean inside too

Posted by: Red Shirt at April 19, 2013 08:03 AM (FIDMq)

628 547

https://twitter.com/chelseagrunwald/status/325272428047646720/photo/1

the coexist pict that iowahawk linked on twitter

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 19, 2013 11:54 AM (XYSwB)

Laughing. So. Hard.

Posted by: joncelli at April 19, 2013 08:03 AM (RD7QR)

629 CNN spray paint cannot cover the fact that Islam is not a religion of peace.

***

I think a better analogy than "spray paint" would be "deodorant." Although I'm not sure Muslims know what that is.

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 19, 2013 08:03 AM (Hx5uv)

630

Gotta hand it to Bomber Boy. He has some mad hiding skillz.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 12:02 PM (lVPtV)

He's so skinny, he could probably hide anywhere.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at April 19, 2013 08:04 AM (4df7R)

631

592 Is it just me or does Michelle Obama resemble a gorilla?
Posted by: Gaius Julius Caesar

Hmm, new name, unfamiliar hash, Nearly straight (unfunny) racism.

Gonna go with Moby.

Now, if you want to make a joke about MO, use the Aunt Esther line about her face, cookie dough and gorilla cookies

Lord, I miss Redd Foxx.

Posted by: imp at April 19, 2013 08:04 AM (UaxA0)

632 If we're transliterating the Russian characters literally, wouldn't we be pronouncing this guy's name Joker?

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at April 19, 2013 08:04 AM (a5ljo)

633

Ace tweeted last night that there was going to be a "Dark City" sequel, but the link was that stupid Sirota pose.

Is there really gonna be a sequel. Sorry, OT.

Posted by: Prescient11 at April 19, 2013 08:04 AM (tVTLU)

634 Adding insult to injury, the other bomber, little brother Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, was rewarded with American Citizenship on September 11, 2012 in Boston

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 19, 2013 08:04 AM (8sCoq)

635 Wish I lived in Boston, I wouldn't have to work, break from the phone right now. Lets get this fucker after sammich break

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 19, 2013 08:04 AM (HVff2)

636 624 That's very racist. I'm offended. She actually looks like Sasquatch in a set of drapes. Posted by: Strife at April 19, 2013 12:03 PM (Ul1S7) Star Trek, the salt creature. But don't Google it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2013 08:04 AM (tqLft)

637 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at April 19, 2013 08:04 AM (/PCJa)

638 Countdown until the Left tries to flip this into a push for gun control . . .

Posted by: wte9 at April 19, 2013 08:04 AM (ZL7LA)

639 I think a better analogy than "spray paint" would be "deodorant." Although I'm not sure Muslims know what that is. Posted by: WalrusRex at April 19, 2013 12:03 PM (Hx5uv) They got the Axe body spray thing down.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 19, 2013 08:04 AM (l86i3)

640 Wasn't trolling, just making an observation.

Posted by: Gaius Julius Caesar at April 19, 2013 08:04 AM (A71EA)

641 Robots sniffing old guys crotch...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 08:04 AM (aDwsi)

642 The guy with the Mercedes and Coexist sticker probably offered the douchebags a ride.

Carjacked my ass.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 08:04 AM (lVPtV)

643 These guys were not geniuses. They did not have a good escape plan. This leads me to believe they are a two man team.

Posted by: Californio at April 19, 2013 08:04 AM (2eIwi)

644 He's so skinny, he could probably hide anywhere.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at April 19, 2013 12:04 PM (4df7R)

He's standing sideways in front of the cops.

Posted by: Tami[/i] at April 19, 2013 08:04 AM (X6akg)

645 If Uncle had asked for asylum in order to do home schooling none of this would have happened. They would have been deported 10 years ago.

Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2013 08:04 AM (53z96)

646 620 - Seems that way. What a waste of time.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 08:05 AM (7mQyC)

647 640 Countdown until the Left tries to flip this into a push for gun control . . . Posted by: wte9 at April 19, 2013 12:04 PM
=======

They already have

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 08:05 AM (aDwsi)

648 615 "592 Is it just me or does Michelle Obama resemble a gorilla"

Resemble is to mild a word. Try "is the spitting image of."

I always thought of her more of a Klingon. Probably House of Duras, QI'yaH!

Posted by: Nate in New Orleans at April 19, 2013 08:05 AM (lhX9P)

649 They are assuming he's on foot now? What's to stop him from stealing another car, or a bicycle or even a skateboard?

Posted by: . at April 19, 2013 08:05 AM (/b8+5)

650 My vendettas are not petty despite what you selfish people think. Why won't anyone pay attention to me for a change?

Posted by: . at April 19, 2013 08:05 AM (EjHEW)

651 If White Cap Schnoz survives, I'd like to talk to him about a scholarship.

I like the cut of his jib!

Posted by: Bill Ayers at April 19, 2013 08:05 AM (Ul1S7)

652 God Damn Lutheran Scandi's. We have to put a stop to Lutheran violence.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 19, 2013 08:05 AM (wR+pz)

653 Chechnya is white people!
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

Posted by: David Sirota [/i] [/b] at April 19, 2013 08:05 AM (5Hl3g)

654 416 Gabe is helpfully Tweeting about the voter registration thing and how it doesn't mean anything.
======
Good ol' Gabe: Always kneecapping the right and keeping us honest 'cause there's no one else to do it.

Yup. A true friend of the conservative ideology indeed.

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 19, 2013 11:43 AM (VjL9S)

Is he the gay chap that occasionally has his fingers stick to his keyboard?

Posted by: Attila at April 19, 2013 08:05 AM (Cs2tJ)

655 633 Lord, I miss Redd Foxx. Posted by: imp at April 19, 2013 12:04 PM (UaxA0) I remember him saying, "yo face look like a 'zack-lee.' Zack-lee like my ass!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2013 08:05 AM (tqLft)

656 Molly Line and Jenna Lee on at the same time. My soul will be gone.

Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2013 08:05 AM (53z96)

657 " They did not have a good escape plan." --- So far signs point to no intention to escape but to continue their actions.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 08:06 AM (7mQyC)

658 He's standing sideways in front of the cops.

Posted by: Tami at April 19, 2013 12:04 PM (X6akg)

Is it cloudy?...a break in the clouds could do him in.

Posted by: Red Shirt at April 19, 2013 08:06 AM (FIDMq)

659 How can we ever know a motive here?

Posted by: Neal Marx, Newsman at April 19, 2013 08:06 AM (SzAZ7)

660 "I'm not a huge Beck fan..., but what is it that bothers you" Remember his Fox show? Kind of a mix between tent evangelical meeting and the Masons. The charts, the allegorical connections, the Goldline ads ... Just a bit much for my taste. But I do like him on the radio, usually. I recall his post-2010 election mocking of Pelosi and still chuckle.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at April 19, 2013 08:06 AM (deaac)

661 how was he in medical school so young?

Posted by: . at April 19, 2013 08:06 AM (/b8+5)

662 OFA has it's talking points out. On the local paper all the liberal can say is Tim McVeigh and Eric Rudolph. Same thing, so leave the poor towel head alone.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 19, 2013 08:06 AM (wR+pz)

663 We have to put a stop to Lutheran violence. Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 19, 2013 12:05 PM (wR+pz) My Uncles on the news now in a screed about how I put celery in the green jello mold.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 19, 2013 08:06 AM (l86i3)

664 He's standing sideways in front of the cops.

Posted by: Tami at April 19, 2013 12:04 PM (X6akg)

Okay, I laughed. A LOT.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at April 19, 2013 08:06 AM (4df7R)

665 656 Posted by: RoyalOil at April 19, 2013 11:43 AM (VjL9S) Is he the gay chap that occasionally has his fingers stick to his keyboard? Posted by: Attila at April 19, 2013 12:05 PM (Cs2tJ) Mmmm-yes. (Downton Abbey voice)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2013 08:06 AM (tqLft)

666 I think a better analogy than "spray paint" would be "deodorant." Although I'm not sure Muslims know what that is.

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 19, 2013 12:03 PM (Hx5uv)

During a deployment, our weapons officer had to sit next to one of them for 18 hours. There should be a medal.

Posted by: tangonine at April 19, 2013 08:06 AM (x3YFz)

667 659 " They did not have a good escape plan." --- So far signs point to no intention to escape but to continue their actions. Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 12:06 PM (7mQyC) Thelma and Louise.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2013 08:07 AM (tqLft)

668 Sweeping the press area. Dammit.

Posted by: RWC at April 19, 2013 08:07 AM (fWAjv)

669 Molly Line and Jenna Lee on at the same time.

Go on ...

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 19, 2013 08:07 AM (nbX4o)

670 Are they seriously holding a press conference in the area? Can't they hold the damn press conference somewhere FAR AWAY?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at April 19, 2013 08:07 AM (4df7R)

671 I'm not getting a damned thing done today.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 08:07 AM (lVPtV)

672 I posted that Mercedes pic to my FB page....with a comment to note the bumpersticker.

Posted by: Tami[/i] at April 19, 2013 08:07 AM (X6akg)

673 I have tried to be nice and you still haven't clicked my ghey pr0n links. I need that referral money, you selfish bitches!!!

Posted by: . at April 19, 2013 08:08 AM (ggRof)

674 curious you are an idiot

Posted by: phoenixgirl, taking the Bible waaaayyyy too seriously at April 19, 2013 08:08 AM (VChwo)

675 I'm so ashamed of my fellow lutheran

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 19, 2013 08:08 AM (HVff2)

676 One possibility is that Bomber boy may have killed himself and is no longer on the move.

Posted by: polynikes at April 19, 2013 08:08 AM (m2CN7)

677 Molly Line is pure sex.

God she's hawt.

Posted by: Strife at April 19, 2013 08:08 AM (Ul1S7)

678 669 During a deployment, our weapons officer had to sit next to one of them for 18 hours. There should be a medal. Posted by: tangonine at April 19, 2013 12:06 PM (x3YFz) Try riding in a NYC taxicab...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2013 08:08 AM (tqLft)

679 iowahawk is en fuego

David Burge ‏@iowahawkblog 4h
After spending 4 days speculating about Tea Party tax day terrorism, the media will now switch to "we can never know his motive" mode.

Posted by: T. Hunter at April 19, 2013 08:08 AM (EZl54)

680 If it had been an NRA bumper sticker me thinks the hunt would have been over.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 19, 2013 08:08 AM (EGPJQ)

681 God Damn Lutheran Scandi's.

Dzhokhar A. Tsarnaev--the A is for Anders.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at April 19, 2013 08:08 AM (/kI1Q)

682 I think FOX could split their screen 6 or 7 more times.

Good grief.....

Posted by: Tami[/i] at April 19, 2013 08:08 AM (X6akg)

683

So has he blow'd himself all up, yet?

You'd think if suicide was his path to 72 virgins, he wouldn't be hesitating so long.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at April 19, 2013 08:08 AM (/PCJa)

684 This kid maybe has friendlies in area hiding him? If a cell of same-minded folks, who knows....

Posted by: Yip at April 19, 2013 08:09 AM (/jHWN)

685 First?...........Damn. So close.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 19, 2013 08:09 AM (u0Z3Y)

686 664 how was he in medical school so young? Posted by: . at April 19, 2013 12:06 PM (/b8+5) He was a medical experiment.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2013 08:09 AM (tqLft)

687 No way. Laughing. I HATE those bumper sticker.
Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof
***

I like to drag them from their cars and "coexist" them into unconciousness.

Posted by: Vietnamese Hooker at April 19, 2013 12:02 PM (uhftQ)

I'd like to explain to the clueless idjits that I'm all about coexisting. It's the ones who want to kill or convert me that don't want to do that.

I leave them alone, but they seem to want to not leave me alone. Please 'splain that to me.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 19, 2013 08:09 AM (+z4pE)

688

...but they're white...

...but they're Muslim...

Posted by: Oh the dissonance it burns...... at April 19, 2013 08:09 AM (pxDth)

689 687 Well,plain suicide is forbidden,he needs to at least try to blow up infidels.

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2013 08:09 AM (9XBK2)

690 Hollowpoint: Has any of this been confirmed.

That twitter post looked pretty fucking real as did the account.

It is way too early to clear the Saudi.

Follow the link in the thread below. Someone with an existing Twitter account changed their handle and profile picture to make it look like that of the bomber. Confirmed fake.

There's no evidence the Saudi they originally questioned was involved. It's possible that they found something in the course of their investigation that led them to revoke his visa, but we have no reason to believe him involved.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 19, 2013 08:09 AM (SY2Kh)

691 One possibility is that Bomber boy may have killed himself and is no longer on the move.

Posted by: polynikes at April 19, 2013 12:08 PM (m2CN7)

I doubt that. None of this guy's actions so far have indicated the desire to kill himself unless he takes a shitload of innocent people with him.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at April 19, 2013 08:09 AM (4df7R)

692 What pisses me off most about Coexist bumper stickers is that the people who put them on their cars INTEND the message for those that don't need to be told. That and those who do need it just laugh.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 19, 2013 08:10 AM (WWuYG)

693 Rubio: Republicans "Primarily" To Blame For Big Government, Crony Capitalism | RealClearPolitics http://bit.ly/14C012h

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 19, 2013 08:10 AM (8sCoq)

694 It takes a Shelter Village to raise a Terrorist, you guys.

Posted by: Hillary 2016 at April 19, 2013 08:10 AM (Ul1S7)

695 Chechen President Says American Upbringing to Blame

http://tinyurl.com/acqf637

Posted by: Knave at April 19, 2013 08:10 AM (cipri)

696 " They did not have a good escape plan." --- So far signs point to no intention to escape but to continue their actions. __ Yeah, but no plan B in case they were located.

Posted by: Californio at April 19, 2013 08:10 AM (2eIwi)

697 Oh, so the big news one leftie is sharing: Adolphus Busch IV has resigned his life membership to the NRA!! Huge blow!! Head shot! Fatality!!

Or something, as most people are like, "who?"

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 19, 2013 08:10 AM (VjL9S)

698 i669 During a deployment, our weapons officer had to sit next to one of them for 18 hours. There should be a medal.
Posted by: tangonine at April 19, 2013 12:06 PM (x3YFz)

Yeah. My kid had to hold one for interrogation and said he was "pretty stinky."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 08:10 AM (lVPtV)

699 If our media covered the global jihad in more detail people would not be so gobsmacked when it happens here. There is a major Muslim attack on civilians every day. Usually more than one.

Posted by: Beagle at April 19, 2013 08:10 AM (sOtz/)

700 Just checked to see if Molly Line did like Jenna Lee and married a SFO. Says she got married last year, but not to who.

Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2013 08:10 AM (53z96)

701

Read this: "The bombers are white." (over)

Read this: "The bombers are Muslim." (over)

Posted by: A: How to keep a Sirota busy all day at April 19, 2013 08:10 AM (pxDth)

702 I think he killed himself and they haven't found him yet.

Posted by: thunderb at April 19, 2013 08:10 AM (XZuKH)

703 Stein on now... cutting commentary already... heh

Posted by: Yip at April 19, 2013 08:11 AM (/jHWN)

704

I sincerely doubt that the Wookie, the Mooch, or whatever her name is visited the Saudi national in the hospital by flying in on Marine 1. First off the ship she would have flown in on is likely too heavy for the pad atop a hospital. Secondly, there would be a huge ruckus, larger than what was happening as result of the bombing, caused by the presence of the secret security contingent before and after the vist. Third, there have been NO pictures or reliable, credible reports of that.

Cmon man!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 19, 2013 08:11 AM (9MF8B)

705

Guest host on Rush...

Now I'm pissed.

Posted by: jwest at April 19, 2013 08:11 AM (u2a4R)

706 Says she got married last year, but not to who. Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2013 12:10 PM (53z96) Jenna Lee Married a SEAL Officer.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 19, 2013 08:11 AM (l86i3)

707 I forgot how retarded Curious was. Feel bad for you day walkers. (not really)

Posted by: Zakn at April 19, 2013 08:11 AM (zyaZ1)

708 Jenna Lee Married a SEAL Officer.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 19, 2013 12:11 PM (l86i3)

Yes she did, big guy too.

Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2013 08:12 AM (53z96)

709 Heh. Mark Steyn in for Rush, ripping on David Sirota.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 08:12 AM (lVPtV)

710 Blackhawks? Geeze...., I expect them to call in AC-10's any minute

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 08:12 AM (aDwsi)

711 http://bit.ly/117xkDY

Posted by: Kim

I like how there's a double barreled break-open shotgun (highly recommended by Joe Biden!) on a list of "automatic weapons".

Also a handgun that looks like it's labeled "USP". (Text too blurry, somebody lend me the CSI "Enhance!" button)

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 19, 2013 08:12 AM (v3pYe)

712 They did not have a good escape plan. This leads me to believe they are a two man team.

Or there was a really good plan, and that plan included abandoning these guys.

"Meet me at the Texas Theater."

Posted by: oblig. at April 19, 2013 08:12 AM (cePv8)

713 Now I'm pissed.

Posted by: jwest at April 19, 2013 12:11 PM (u2a4R)

It's Mark Steyn! How is that not good?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at April 19, 2013 08:12 AM (4df7R)

714 Guest host on Rush...

Now I'm pissed.
Posted by: jwest at April 19, 2013 12:11 PM (u2a4R)

It's Steyn. How can you hate on some Steyn?

Posted by: Zakn at April 19, 2013 08:12 AM (zyaZ1)

715 They are from Doggiestan?

Posted by: Knave at April 19, 2013 08:12 AM (cipri)

716 Blackhawks? Geeze...., I expect them to call in AC-10's any minute Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 12:12 PM (aDwsi) They should build bleachers and sell tickets. I'd pay to see it.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 19, 2013 08:12 AM (l86i3)

717 Who is David Sirota and why should I care? What did he say?

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 19, 2013 08:13 AM (u0Z3Y)

718 http://www.iheart.com/live/2465/?autoplay=true

Posted by: Knave at April 19, 2013 08:13 AM (cipri)

719 Steyn blows Rush away.

Posted by: RWC at April 19, 2013 08:13 AM (fWAjv)

720

Is Gabe really tweeting about how the terrorists being registered to vote doesn't matter?

If he is, perhaps the head Ewok needs to vet some people around here and............. let them go.

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at April 19, 2013 08:13 AM (LMtDw)

721 LOVE Mark Steyn. Now he's talking about the COEXIST sticker!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 08:13 AM (lVPtV)

722

Rubio: Republicans "Primarily" To Blame For Big Government, Crony Capitalism | RealClearPolitics

Oh, F*ck that noise.

What happened to Rubio? He went to Washington all gang-busters Tea Party, and now he's little more than a Useful Idiot for the left.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at April 19, 2013 08:13 AM (/PCJa)

723 >Oh, so the big news one leftie is sharing: Adolphus Busch IV has resigned his life membership to the NRA!! Huge blow!! Head shot! Fatality!! 300,000 new members: not news 1 old guy resigns: news

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 19, 2013 08:13 AM (8sCoq)

724 Steyn a straight shooter....,

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 08:13 AM (aDwsi)

725 Who is David Sirota and why should I care? What did he say?

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 19, 2013 12:13 PM (u0Z3Y)

BAM! Fist of death

Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2013 08:13 AM (53z96)

726 The NPR host must have fainted....

@SooperMexican

"It's a Muslim family... guys doing 5 times a day, Tamerlan started doing this 4, 5 years ago..." -suspect's aunt on NPR

Posted by: Tami[/i] at April 19, 2013 08:13 AM (X6akg)

727 Djohar has dynamite on his V Kontake (Facebook) page Â– and his world view is Islam. the dynamite thing in the "Send a gift" section on his FB page is creepy. gatewaypundit

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 19, 2013 08:13 AM (XYSwB)

728

Jenna Lee Married a SEAL Officer.

Dude's got a Silver Star, Bronze Star, Purple Heart, and a chest full of other ribbons.

Posted by: imp at April 19, 2013 08:13 AM (UaxA0)

729 It's going to be a bitch sweeping a Saudi national, a radical imam, a terror cell ridden university, a subversive mosque, and a religion of peace under the rug but the MFM are up to the task.

Posted by: SurferDoc at April 19, 2013 08:13 AM (6H6FZ)

730 So did they rip the clothes off the old guy?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 08:14 AM (aDwsi)

731 And yet NO live television coverage of the bomb threat at the Hollywood Hooters!!! (see drudge).

Posted by: USA at April 19, 2013 08:14 AM (RIg+t)

732

Oh, so the big news one leftie is sharing: Adolphus Busch IV has resigned his life membership to the NRA!! Huge blow!! Head shot! Fatality!!

Who?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at April 19, 2013 08:14 AM (4df7R)

733

fuck it

nuke drone strike on boston, let the old testament god sort it out

I mean its just boston

Posted by: navycopjoe at April 19, 2013 08:14 AM (UJm0p)

734 725 LOVE Mark Steyn. Now he's talking about the COEXIST sticker!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 12:13 PM (lVPtV)

As sad as this week has been, this simply makes my day.

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 19, 2013 08:14 AM (baL2B)

735 so far the myfoxboston link has been the best for me, with the scanners running on another tab

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 19, 2013 08:14 AM (XYSwB)

736 Good morning my lovelies! Mark Steyn on for Rush, love him so will be a good 3 hours. (Bomber has a COEXIST bumper sticker apparently, bwahaha.) Beck was exhausting this morning; either will be the most embarrassed member of new media or most vindicated, but says will reveal all on Monday. Says 6 senators can corroborate what he said about the Saudi nationalist, saw the documents themselves?

And yes, the news ppl (including Fox News reporters on my radio) clueless as to how kids in a preppy New England got radicalized is giving me my morning LOLs today.

Posted by: LizLem at April 19, 2013 08:14 AM (8wqqE)

737 Mark Steyn is my favorite rush guest host. In fact, I think I like him better. he needs his own show.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Assault CAD Monkey at April 19, 2013 08:14 AM (K+mtQ)

738 Fuck all you old hags. Only people and cats from NYC are allowed to have opinions about terrorism.

Posted by: curious at April 19, 2013 08:14 AM (DpvkZ)

739 Dude's got a Silver Star, Bronze Star, Purple Heart, and a chest full of other ribbons. Posted by: imp at April 19, 2013 12:13 PM (UaxA0) So that's all it takes to bed a fox chick, no big deal.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 19, 2013 08:14 AM (l86i3)

740 721 Who is David Sirota and why should I care? What did he say?

Lib douche wrote a piece at Salon hoping for the terrorist to be a white (non-muslim) guy. And he loves pictures of himself.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 08:14 AM (lVPtV)

741 hey, don't blame me! I only wanted Russian gals to come to the US! Young, supple, obedient Ruskie wenches!

Posted by: Bill in Chappaqua at April 19, 2013 08:15 AM (ypzqs)

742 Time until Bush nailed UbL: never.
Time until Obama nailed the Boston Bombing Bros: 4 days. Posted by: Rex the Wonder God at April 19, 2013 11:52 AM

just soooo desperate to make this miserable clusterfuck of a bumbling piece of shit obama look like he can close an umbrella without fucking it up.

Lets play a better game.

Chances of Bush building the machine that hunted and eventually caught binladen- Extremely High

Chances of Obama building the machine that hunted and eventually caught binladen- better chance of smoking pot with attila the hun and tag teaming Chiristina Hendricks

Posted by: Berserker at April 19, 2013 08:15 AM (FMbng)

743 Jim Treacher @jtLOL

Just think of all the news packages about "right-wing violence" the MSM had to throw out this morning. Well, they're easy enough to recycle.
12:05 PM - 19 Apr 2013

https://twitter.com/jtLOL

Posted by: Astronaut Achmed at April 19, 2013 08:15 AM (YLZSZ)

744 Okay, Steyn just made the best joke.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at April 19, 2013 08:15 AM (4df7R)

745 When it comes to immigration, I think it is time the guys get shirts.

Posted by: T. at April 19, 2013 08:15 AM (ha1w2)

746

664 how was he in medical school so young?
Posted by: . at April 19, 2013 12:06 PM (/b8+5)

***

Dzhokhar is Chechnyan for "Doogie"

Posted by: A: How to keep a Sirota busy all day at April 19, 2013 08:15 AM (pxDth)

747 #737, HEY NOW! Don't you just love cream pies, chocolate chip cookies, harpoon and sam adams beer, gillette razors.........

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 19, 2013 08:15 AM (KCvsd)

748

The office on the left of the cover of Drudge... he's the helicopter pilot from The Matrix. I swear!

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 19, 2013 08:15 AM (EGPJQ)

749 Â“ItÂ’s a terrible situation in Boston. And, unfortunately, Â… one gets the sense that this is more reflective of the Â‘new normal,Â’ if you will,Â” he explained. Â“So much of society is changing so rapidly. We talk about a Â‘new normalÂ’ when it comes t0 climate change and adjusting to a change in the weather patterns. Â‘New normalÂ’ when it comes to public security in a post-9/11 world. Where these random acts of violence, which at one time were implausible, now seem all-too-frequent.Â”

Additionally, Mr. Cuomo said New York police units are on stand-by and assisting authorities in Boston.

Posted by: Onyango Obama at April 19, 2013 08:15 AM (e8kgV)

750 Sounds like the 30 adams site had been cleared by eod.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 08:15 AM (7mQyC)

751 Q: Are the Marathon bombers white?

A: Well, yes but . . . . .

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 19, 2013 08:15 AM (Hx5uv)

752 Oh, and they are kicking the "Islamaphobia!!!" machine into high gear.

Also known as: Going on offense because there is no defense for their stupidity.

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 19, 2013 08:15 AM (VjL9S)

753 Blackhawks? Geeze...., I expect them to call in AC-10's any minute

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 12:12 PM (aDwsi)

Which ones? Toews, Kane, Sharp?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2013 08:16 AM (1Jaio)

754 I'm hearing references to the NH State Police on the scanner, but it keeps getting garbled. Does anyone know what they're saying? I'm guessing the NHSP are lending their aid down in the area, but I could be wrong. &&&& Could be. I didn't see any NH troopers, but there are plenty of suburban departments in Boston right now, or were yesterday.

Posted by: fluffy at April 19, 2013 08:16 AM (z9HTb)

755 Steyn talking about Beslan. God, it still brings tears to my eyes.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at April 19, 2013 08:16 AM (4df7R)

756

744 721
Who is David Sirota and why should I care? What did he say?

Lib douche wrote a piece at Salon hoping for the terrorist to be a white (non-muslim) guy. And he loves pictures of himself.

-------------

And BAM!

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 19, 2013 08:16 AM (EGPJQ)

757 I'm a little suspicious of the carjack victim.

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2013 08:16 AM (9XBK2)

758 These guys were not geniuses. They did not have a good escape plan. This leads me to believe they are a two man team.

Posted by: Californio at April 19, 2013 12:04 PM (2eIwi)

The bombing and the getaway have an improvised feel about them but that doesn't mean the brothers were acting alone. For example, neither bothered with a disguise when they planted the bombs although they must've known just about every square inch of the finish line area would be continually photographed and videotaped. Robbing the convenience store made little sense unless (as someone's pointed out) they were looking to kill a cop and take the cruiser. Perhaps the shootout with the police was an attempt at suicide by cop.

Too many unknowns really, but I strongly doubt they're in this alone. Someone knew. Someone helped.

Posted by: troyriser at April 19, 2013 08:16 AM (vtiE6)

759 Lib douche wrote a piece at Salon hoping for the terrorist to be a white (non-muslim) guy. And he loves pictures of himself.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 12:14 PM (lVPtV)

***

Don't mock the Fist of Awesomeness.

Posted by: Punchy Boy Sirota at April 19, 2013 08:16 AM (pxDth)

760 And Rubio blames Bush.

great.

Posted by: T. Hunter at April 19, 2013 08:17 AM (EZl54)

761 New thread soon?

Posted by: thunderb at April 19, 2013 08:17 AM (XZuKH)

762 The father of suspected Boston Marathon bomber called on his son today to give up peacefully, but warned the U.S. that if his son is killed "all hell will break loose."

Anzor Tsarnaev spoke to ABC News from his home in the Russian city of Makhachkala as Boston police carried out an intense dragnet for his son Dzhokhar Tsarnaev.

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, 19, survived a running gun battle with police during the night that left an MIT security officer dead and a Boston cop badly wounded. His older brother Tamerlan Tsarnaev, 26, died in the shootout.

The father said he spoke to his sons by phone earlier this week. "We talked about the bombing. I was worried about then," Anzor Tsarnaev said.

He said his sons reassured him, saying, "Everything is good, Daddy. Everything is very good."

Posted by: I'm no doctor, nor an actor at April 19, 2013 08:17 AM (e8kgV)

763 ...perhaps the head Ewok needs to vet some people around here...
Don't use the "V" word around Ace. It gives him bad flashbacks to Endor's moons and dentist visits.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2013 08:17 AM (mGBy8)

764 Except I'm hearing geraldo rivera right now instead of Steyn wtf?

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 08:17 AM (7mQyC)

765 753 What a retard that guy is.

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2013 08:17 AM (9XBK2)

766 The two suspects have two sisters...says an aunt of the suspects, who lives in Canada.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 19, 2013 08:18 AM (XYSwB)

767 Rubio is sinking further and further into the McShitty status.

Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2013 08:18 AM (53z96)

768 Sirota into fisting, as far as I can tell....

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 08:18 AM (aDwsi)

769 It is possible the 19 year old is the fall guy.

Posted by: Californio at April 19, 2013 08:18 AM (2eIwi)

770 Would like to see an infographic comparing Ivy League vs. Tea Party records for accommodating bombers and mass shooters in their ranks.

Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at April 19, 2013 08:18 AM (2Oas0)

771 Mark Steyn has a funny accent. Dude, is that like an English accent? You can't go around with an English accent.

Posted by: Columbia Obama at April 19, 2013 08:18 AM (DrC22)

772

I'm hearing references to the NH State Police on the scanner, but it keeps getting garbled. Does anyone know what they're saying? I'm guessing the NHSP are lending their aid down in the area, but I could be wrong.

***

NHSP being brought in to help pahk cahs.

Posted by: Punchy Boy Sirota at April 19, 2013 08:18 AM (pxDth)

773 767 - And here I was worried about visions of hot chicks eating rats whole.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 08:18 AM (7mQyC)

774 Jake Tapper an excellent hire for CNN - he's done the best reporting. MSNBC gave a split screen, the stand-off on the left and Lurch rambling inanities on the right. Fox, so so - they don't have the reporters on site and CNN seems to beat them to the stories.

Posted by: MoeRon at April 19, 2013 08:18 AM (HDSb9)

775 In today's edition of What The Fuck Were They Thinking:

Lefty Minneapolis newspaper The Star Tribune runs story about bombing, places a pressure cooker advert immediately below:

http://tinyurl.com/d3bycgn

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 19, 2013 08:18 AM (SY2Kh)

776 766 His father can go fuck himself.Threatening us!Cocksucker.

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2013 08:19 AM (9XBK2)

777 Off Punchy sock

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 19, 2013 08:19 AM (pxDth)

778 The father said he spoke to his sons by phone earlier this week. "We talked about the bombing. I was worried about then," Anzor Tsarnaev said.

He said his sons reassured him, saying, "Everything is good, Daddy. Everything is very good."

Good Lord. My rage meter just shot across the room and took out a window.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 08:19 AM (lVPtV)

779 The uncle claims the boys were not born in Chechnia but in Krygistan (spelling?). He's trying to clear Chechnia's name. Can't say that I blame him.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at April 19, 2013 08:19 AM (deaac)

780 Orlando Ozio: terrorism is the new normal, just like hurricanes because of global warming or some stupid shit http://tinyurl.com/cbjb8vj

Posted by: Truman North at April 19, 2013 08:19 AM (ny+t0)

781 NONONO. Steyn just repeated the lie about this being the first terrorist attack on American soil since 9/11. Everyone has forgotten about Fort Hood apparently; score 1 for Obama regime.

Posted by: LizLem at April 19, 2013 08:19 AM (8wqqE)

782 NHSP being brought in to help pahk cahs.

Posted by: Punchy Boy Sirota at April 19, 2013 12:18 PM (pxDth)

In Hahvahd Yahd?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at April 19, 2013 08:19 AM (4df7R)

783
put up a noodk postk, Benk

Posted by: soothsayer at April 19, 2013 08:19 AM (BUcLz)

784 "It is possible the 19 year old is the fall guy. " --- Nah Lee Majors has the exclusive rights to that.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 08:19 AM (7mQyC)

785 I'll bet he's hiding out in a Boston area mosque. The government would never think to look there, because. Well. You know.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 19, 2013 08:19 AM (EGPJQ)

786

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev had worked as a lifeguard at a pool at Harvard University, said George McMasters, who hired him about two and a half years ago and said he was impressed with his work ethic. "He showed up on time, he watched the water, he rotated from position to position fine, got along well with others."

Posted by: Pres**ent Barack “Unexpectedly” Obama at April 19, 2013 08:19 AM (e8kgV)

787 What was Steyn's joke?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2013 08:19 AM (BVq/X)

788 "Steyn talking about Beslan. God, it still brings tears to my eyes."

The moment I read "Chechnya", everything went still for a moment. Hard-core killers.

Posted by: mrp at April 19, 2013 08:20 AM (HjPtV)

789 When ABC's Brian Ross heard the suspect's names, it must have been a riot watching him google "tea party Dzhokhar Tsarnaev Boston"

Posted by: kbdabear at April 19, 2013 08:20 AM (mCvL4)

790 Lets drop this Non Storey and get back to important things like higher taxes, gun control, gay rights, why Booooooosh lied, global climate change, why we should hate the top 1%...........

Posted by: Needle Nose at April 19, 2013 08:20 AM (R8X+X)

791 Discussion question: Did David Sirato get his wish?

Posted by: MaxMBJ at April 19, 2013 08:20 AM (deaac)

792 So were both of these vermin non-citizens or just one of them?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2013 08:20 AM (tqLft)

793 Who is David Sirota and why should I care? What did he say?

Lib douche wrote a piece at Salon hoping for the terrorist to be a white (non-muslim) guy. And he loves pictures of himself.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 12:14 PM .....................Got it, thanks for the info Jane. Yes, definitely a douche.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 19, 2013 08:20 AM (u0Z3Y)

794 Hey Marco, don't get so pissy.

Just 'cause the Boston Bombers would have gotten amnesty under your bill is no reason to blame us.

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 19, 2013 08:20 AM (VjL9S)

795 Good to see Rubio confronted on the Hispanics as natural conservatives bullshit.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 19, 2013 08:21 AM (yCvxi)

796 "The bombing and the getaway have an improvised feel about them but that doesn't mean the brothers were acting alone."

Maybe they might have had support up until the bombing, but panicked when the pictures cropped up/outside help vanished.

Posted by: Filly at April 19, 2013 08:21 AM (vjxdd)

797 You know they'll say this is Bush's fault, as they immigrated at a time not under Obama's watch. Media's like slippery eels, with apologies to slippery eels.

Posted by: Crowley at April 19, 2013 08:21 AM (hrkAk)

798 Mark Steyn said the terrorist's getaway car had a Coexist bumper sticker. Was that the car that was carjacked last night, or their own car? I'm at work, so I haven't kept up with every detail. If true, it's one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2013 08:22 AM (zoehZ)

799 So were both of these vermin non-citizens or just one of them?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2013 12:20 PM (tqLft)

Current indications are both were non-citizens with green cards.

Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2013 08:22 AM (53z96)

800 WTF is with "Shelter in Place"? Most people would say STAY HOME. I guess even the English language is now PC for Yankees. Some folks must not have homes, so we don't want to offend them. Or does that mean I can't leave the bar and have to "Shelter in Place". he he

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 19, 2013 08:22 AM (wR+pz)

801 Marco Rubio is going to be the next POTUS and I am DB Cooper! Running out of cash by the way.

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at April 19, 2013 08:22 AM (vXqv3)

802 How many lone wolves does it take to make a pack? Help me out here.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at April 19, 2013 08:22 AM (SzAZ7)

803 So has Hector volunteered to parachute in and take out these guys with his jihadi-killin' knife?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 19, 2013 08:22 AM (5Hl3g)

804 It will be interesting to see what tale the alex jones crazies weave after all the dust settles. The irony is Rand Paul will probably lose the nomination because of them.

Posted by: Andrew at April 19, 2013 08:23 AM (HS3dy)

805 Oh, forgot to mention the special douchebaggery of Don Lemon on CNN. In a two minute soliloquy, he was overly dramatic and referred to himself three times by his first name. What a small, inconsequential "man" he is. But, he's black and gay, so I guess he has a lifetime position at CNN.

Posted by: MoeRon at April 19, 2013 08:23 AM (HDSb9)

806 802 Mark Steyn said the terrorist's getaway car had a Coexist bumper sticker. Was that the car that was carjacked last night, or their own car? I'm at work, so I haven't kept up with every detail.

If true, it's one of the funniest things I've ever heard. Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2013 12:22 PM
=========

S'true.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 08:23 AM (aDwsi)

807 Krygystan , yes it's north of Tajikistan. North of the road to Dushanbe if you need a Spies Like Us Reference point.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 08:23 AM (7mQyC)

808 Why is Geraldo pre-empting Steyn on Rush 770 WABC.

Posted by: What the Hell? at April 19, 2013 08:23 AM (Zv1QB)

809 Bomb Threat at Hollywood Hooters. No video?

Posted by: Knave at April 19, 2013 08:23 AM (cipri)

810 Is son numero dos tits up yet?

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at April 19, 2013 08:23 AM (vXqv3)

811 Oh, F*ck that noise.

What happened to Rubio? He went to Washington all gang-busters Tea Party, and now he's little more than a Useful Idiot for the left.

I'm not on board with his amnesty push, but how is what you quoted Rubio saying about the GOP sharing blame for big government and crony capitalism any different than what you and most other people on this site have been saying?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 19, 2013 08:23 AM (SY2Kh)

812 Since I read Bin Laden's 1996 & 1998 fatwas, the Quran, and the ahadith collection at USC-MSA website I have never once wondered what 'radicalizes' Muslims. Painful to watch the media window lick on days like this.

Posted by: Beagle at April 19, 2013 08:23 AM (sOtz/)

813 #795... Yes... They are still calling them White males

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at April 19, 2013 08:23 AM (9+ccr)

814 Well I hope they take this poor misguided boy alive. He needs hugs and kisses. I'd say a few months of therapy should be enough, and then we'll welcome him back with open arms here in Cambridge. So misguided. We'll set him right. "Don't kill civilians, poor child - kill American soldiers!!" Sigh. So sad.

Posted by: Professor K. at April 19, 2013 08:23 AM (x9s9/)

815 Californio, you think they acted alone, but also its a delayed columbine, but maybe its a set up. You a Moby?

Posted by: thunderb at April 19, 2013 08:23 AM (XZuKH)

816 Here's the Sirota douche thread, Minnfidel.
ace.mu.nu/archives/339200.php

Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2013 08:23 AM (mGBy8)

817 Barney Frank trying to conflate this with Texas DA shooting, he says, "Look a home grown Texan did that shooting".

Posted by: War69DotCom at April 19, 2013 08:23 AM (ayPhb)

818 Steyn on AM 1140
http://www.iheart.com/live/2465/?autoplay=true

Posted by: Knave at April 19, 2013 08:23 AM (cipri)

819 Well Fox doing commercials. Time to go back to music.

Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2013 08:24 AM (53z96)

820 So when will we hear an apology from the MSM to the Tea Party? /

Posted by: Jmel at April 19, 2013 08:24 AM (t1oUn)

821 "You know they'll say this is Bush's fault, as they immigrated at a time not under Obama's watch." --- But they were fine young boys... till Obama took over. /sarc

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 08:24 AM (7mQyC)

822 "If true, it's one of the funniest things I've ever heard." If it's the carjacked vehicle I'd like to know if the owner immediately ripped that sticker off afterwards or not.

Posted by: Andrew at April 19, 2013 08:24 AM (HS3dy)

823 Where's the daddy quote? Link? I wonder what the gf new (the portuguese/italian that turned muslim)

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 19, 2013 08:24 AM (XYSwB)

824

It is possible the 19 year old is the fall guy. Posted by: Californi

Except for the fact he was carrying one of the backpacks and standing next to his brother.

Please look up definition of "fall guy"

Posted by: imp at April 19, 2013 08:24 AM (UaxA0)

825

Unnamed official- "There's a fifty-fifty chance that one or both of the bombers are white..."

"...or Muslim..."

"...or both."

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 19, 2013 08:24 AM (pxDth)

826 I better be able to watch The Young and The Restless at noon.

Posted by: Who Knows at April 19, 2013 08:24 AM (W+Itt)

827 You have bear mace at your front desk?

Had to do a search...a little disappointed, I was expecting something a little more Medieval.

Posted by: Paladin at April 19, 2013 08:24 AM (Ks5+T)

828 >>>Q: Are the Marathon bombers white?

>>>A: Well, yes but . . . . .

Oh I've had to bite my tongue and hold my fire on Reddit. The whole week has been confession bear memes "I hope the bombers are white"

Posted by: MikeTheMoose DOOMCASTER! at April 19, 2013 08:25 AM (0q2P7)

829 Or does that mean I can't leave the bar and have to "Shelter in Place". he he Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 19, 2013 12:22 PM
======

Not a bad name for a bar.
My fav's : In Atlanta, The Alibi; At St. Simons: The Last Ditch Chance Saloon

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 08:25 AM (aDwsi)

830 809 on the Don Lemon clown First time I ever listened to him and he started saying the Cops specifically went up to him and warned him and some other strange stuff, the guy is odd.

Posted by: War69DotCom at April 19, 2013 08:25 AM (ayPhb)

831 Lefty Minneapolis newspaper The Star Tribune runs story about bombing, places a pressure cooker advert immediately below:

http://tinyurl.com/d3bycgn

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 19, 2013 12:18 PM (SY2Kh)

In their defense, I lay that entirely on the newsroom. I used to do ad placement for a daily newspaper, and we would place the ads first, and the newsroom would flow the news around the ads later. One thing that we had drummed into our heads was that the news shouldn't govern what ads we put in the paper, and the ads shouldn't affect the news we reported. That line was drawn pretty damn clearly, even if it WAS a lefty paper.

The newsroom could have made the decision to place the story on another page when they saw that ad, or could have contacted the advertising department to determine another placement for the ad. A lot of ads are bought for SPECIFIC places in the paper, so you can't just get rid of it or move it willy-nilly. If the advertiser paid extra money for guaranteed placement on A3, then you have to place them on A3 or come to a compromise.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at April 19, 2013 08:25 AM (4df7R)

832 Barney Frank on MSNBC. Talk about a bomb thrower.

Posted by: tony redenzo at April 19, 2013 08:25 AM (H3SNW)

833 822 Steyn on AM 1140 http://www.iheart.com/live/2465/?autoplay=true Posted by: Knave at April 19, 2013 12:23 PM (cipri) Thanks.

Posted by: BignJames at April 19, 2013 08:25 AM (Sg0G/)

834 And let's be honest here: If the Boston Marathon bombers wouldn't have gotten refugee status, they would have qualified for amnesty under Rubio's bill.

That's why Rubio is so pissed today; trying to head off the attack he knows is coming.

And I'll bet several backbench Republicans have gotten threats just short of death from the leadership already warning them off this truth.

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 19, 2013 08:25 AM (VjL9S)

835 The left are spinning like tops.They had such a hardon that it would be right wing terror and now they are sad face.

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2013 08:25 AM (9XBK2)

836 The only meme left for the MFM: "Remaining violent gay marriage opponent tracked down"

Posted by: t-bird at April 19, 2013 08:26 AM (FcR7P)

837 Steyn is PERFECT for today... I love Rush, but on a day like this, Steyn's biting wit fits well....

Posted by: Yip at April 19, 2013 08:26 AM (/jHWN)

838 Sorry, muslims, but your religion sucks.

Posted by: © Sponge at April 19, 2013 08:26 AM (xmcEQ)

839 824 So when will we hear an apology from the MSM to the Tea Party? / Posted by: Jmel at April 19, 2013 12:24 PM
=======

Expect frost warnings in Hell first.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 08:26 AM (aDwsi)

840 Shelter in Place means hole up where you are, so yes, you can stay in the bar.

Posted by: nottoo proudtobeg at April 19, 2013 08:26 AM (ghC85)

841 Yes, it was on the hijacked car.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2013 08:26 AM (mGBy8)

842 Barney sounds like he is gargling a thick fluid while he mumbles. Gross.

Posted by: Who Knows at April 19, 2013 08:26 AM (W+Itt)

843 Major fucking down twinkles.

Posted by: OWS at April 19, 2013 08:26 AM (x9s9/)

844 From Jihad Watch:

One of the Chechen terrorists who carried out the Boston Marathon bombings could have been deported years ago after a criminal conviction and the other was granted American citizenship on the 11^th anniversary of the worst terrorist attack on U.S. soil.

Tamerlan Tsarnaev, the 26-year-old killed in a wild shootout with police, was a legal U.S. resident who never the less could have been removed from the country after a 2009 domestic violence conviction, according to a Judicial Watch source. That means the Obama administration missed an opportunity to deport Tsarnaev but evidently didnÂ’t feel he represented a big enough threat.

Adding insult to injury, the other bomber, little brother Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, was rewarded with American Citizenship on September 11, 2012 in Boston, according to JWÂ’s source. The 19-year-old, who is still on the run, was granted asylum in Arlington Virginia on September 27, 2002, JWÂ’s source reveals.

http://tinyurl.com/c8o4hth

Posted by: Tami[/i] at April 19, 2013 08:27 AM (X6akg)

845 811 Krygystan , yes it's north of Tajikistan. North of the road to Dushanbe if you need a Spies Like Us Reference point. Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 12:23 PM (7mQyC) I have a good friend from Tajikistan (yes ... Dushanbe) -- Expatriated Jew, Naturalized Citizen. He told me that in the '50s the Russians performed a "Social Experiment" and moved a ton of Muslims into that area. When he was a kid, the whole area was white, but too Jewish for Moscow's taste. He's had the chance to go back and visit, but he's refused all opportunities.

Posted by: jwb7605 (Let It Burn) at April 19, 2013 08:27 AM (Qxe/p)

846 So that former JoP that shot the TX DA, was he Dem or Repub?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 19, 2013 08:27 AM (yCvxi)

847

Hey, you all laugh, but that COEXIST bumper sticker may have been what saved the driver's life.

Tamerlan- "Shoot the driver."

Dzhokhar- "But didn't you notice the COEXIST bumper sticker?"

Tamerlan- "You're right. Push him out of the car."

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 19, 2013 08:27 AM (pxDth)

848

WTF is with "Shelter in Place"?

Most people would say STAY HOME.

Yes, but what if you aren't at home? What if you're at work? Or at school? It's basically saying, "Stay where you are and don't move."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at April 19, 2013 08:27 AM (4df7R)

849 847 Barney sounds like he is gargling a thick fluid while he mumbles. Gross.

Posted by: Who Knows at April 19, 2013 12:26 PM (W+Itt)

Has he blamed the defeat of the gun grab bill yet for the bombing?

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at April 19, 2013 08:27 AM (9+ccr)

850 Major fucking down twinkles. Posted by: OWS at April 19, 2013 12:26 PM (x9s9/) LOL

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 19, 2013 08:27 AM (l86i3)

851 Steyn is PERFECT for today... I love Rush, but on a day like this, Steyn's biting wit fits well.... Posted by: Yip at April 19, 2013 12:26 PM (/jHWN) He's already made me cry. Then there was the screaming you have got to be fucking kidding me about the Coexist sticker on the car.

Posted by: alexthechick at April 19, 2013 08:28 AM (VtjlW)

852 847 Barney sounds like he is gargling a thick fluid while he mumbles. Gross.

Refreshing!

Posted by: Barney Franks at April 19, 2013 08:28 AM (OZmbA)

853 Ah..., an open basement door..., send in the dogs

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 08:28 AM (aDwsi)

854 So that former JoP that shot the TX DA, was he Dem or Repub?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 19, 2013 12:27 PM (yCvxi)

***

50/50 chance he was one or the other.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 19, 2013 08:28 AM (pxDth)

855 849 I bet he snickered at the irony of the date.

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2013 08:28 AM (9XBK2)

856 Peter Wilson ‏@PetesWire 7m

CBS News: #BostonMarathon bombing suspect Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, 19, became an American Citizen on Sept. 11, 2012. #wbz
Retweeted by WBZ Boston News

Posted by: Baldy at April 19, 2013 08:28 AM (opS9C)

857 "Was that the car that was carjacked last night, or their own car? " --- It was the one they jacked.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 08:28 AM (7mQyC)

858 852 I can't help be suspicious of that.Why did they let that person live?

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2013 08:29 AM (9XBK2)

859 Chechnya + Islam = real hard core mofo's.

Daddy is real stupid threatening the US if his little habibbi is killed - Vlad may take care of some "business" for us if he is willing to (and the JEF/Slow Joe/Lurch triad ask him to, which I seriouslydoubt).

As for CAIR - if these two have links to Islam, they better STFU about Islam being a religion of peace and it being "misunderstood" by the Infidels.

Posted by: Mjolnir, Banhammer from the Gates of Hell at April 19, 2013 08:29 AM (Jls4P)

860 820 Here's the Sirota douche thread, Minnfidel.
ace.mu.nu/archives/339200.php

Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2013 .,........................Thanks, Been traveling (got stuck at the airport for 8 hours yesterday as we just got another 11" of global warming here at home. FUCK!

Man I paged through, yep, Major Douche!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 19, 2013 08:29 AM (u0Z3Y)

861 Barney sounds like he is gargling a thick fluid while he mumbles. Gross. And you get 1 guess what that "thick fluid" is....

Posted by: MoeRon at April 19, 2013 08:29 AM (HDSb9)

862 862 "Was that the car that was carjacked last night, or their own car? "
---
It was the one they jacked.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 12:28 PM
======

Can anyone ID the Mercedes as diesel or not?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 08:30 AM (aDwsi)

863 drudge gone wild

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 19, 2013 08:30 AM (XYSwB)

864 Can anyone ID the Mercedes as diesel or not?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 12:30 PM (aDwsi)

Here's a pic of the car...

http://tinyurl.com/bu62z2a

Posted by: Tami[/i] at April 19, 2013 08:30 AM (X6akg)

865 819 828: I was responding to other posters. Lots of comments flying fast. I don't know what a Moby is.

Posted by: Californio at April 19, 2013 08:30 AM (2eIwi)

866 Shelter in place would be a lot less nerve wracking if you CC.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at April 19, 2013 08:30 AM (SzAZ7)

867 No Fly zone established over Boston now.

NY Gov Cuomo links Boston bombing to global warming.

LOL

You just couldn't make this stuff up if you tried.

Posted by: Attila at April 19, 2013 08:31 AM (Cs2tJ)

868

The older brother...when pictured without sun glasses or hat...I kept trying to recall who he looked like.

He looks like Joe Camel from that old ad series years ago! The snooze is just the same.

Posted by: Who Knows at April 19, 2013 08:31 AM (W+Itt)

869

Chechnya + Islam = real hard core mofo's

But they weren't.

Older brother was 16 when he came over here, and younger brother was 9.

They were raised in America (though older brother was probably pretty much formed when he came over)

Posted by: imp at April 19, 2013 08:31 AM (UaxA0)

870 New York Democratic Sen. Chuck Schumer admonished colleagues not to Â“try to conflateÂ” the immigration reform bill that the Senate is considering with the bombings at the Boston Marathon, the perpetrators of which have been identified as immigrants.

Posted by: Kosher Inspector at April 19, 2013 08:31 AM (e8kgV)

871 "50/50 chance he was one or the other." Yeah, imma go 80/20 D/R

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 19, 2013 08:31 AM (yCvxi)

872 LOL..., requesting bulletproof vests for media....

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 08:31 AM (aDwsi)

873 Please look up definition of "fall guy"

The Fall Guy is an American action/adventure television program produced for ABC and originally broadcast from November 4, 1981 to May 2, 1986. It stars Lee Majors, Douglas Barr, and Heather Thomas.

You may continue.

Posted by: Soledad O'Lyin's Earpiece at April 19, 2013 08:31 AM (/kI1Q)

874 Um, if the media folks from WCVB are close enough that they feel the need to request bulletproof vests and helmets, maybe they need to BACK THE FUCK UP?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at April 19, 2013 08:31 AM (4df7R)

875 reporters getting bulletproof vests from BPD...

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 08:31 AM (7mQyC)

876 If it's the carjacked vehicle I'd like to know if the owner immediately ripped that sticker off afterwards or not.

Posted by: Andrew

Not a chance. Conspicuous virtue is not the stuff of introspection.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 19, 2013 08:32 AM (5Hl3g)

877 A buddy I bet. Not in on it, but enough so they wouldn't kill him

Posted by: thunderb at April 19, 2013 08:32 AM (XZuKH)

878 875 New York Democratic Sen. Chuck Schumer admonished colleagues not to Â“try to conflateÂ” the immigration reform bill that the Senate is considering with the bombings at the Boston Marathon, the perpetrators of which have been identified as immigrants.
Posted by: Kosher Inspector at April 19, 2013 12:31 PM
========

Yeah, no reason that should influence immigration policy. A terrorist here, a terrorist there..., big deal

Posted by: Bill Ayers at April 19, 2013 08:32 AM (aDwsi)

879

lol radish

Posted by: imp at April 19, 2013 08:33 AM (UaxA0)

880

NY Gov Cuomo links Boston bombing to global warming.

Oh give me a break. Please tell me that's an Onion story?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at April 19, 2013 08:33 AM (4df7R)

881 nood up

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2013 08:33 AM (lVPtV)

882 Mother of Boston bombing suspects arrested last year for 'stealing $1,600 worth of clothes from Lord & Taylor'

Posted by: USA at April 19, 2013 08:33 AM (RIg+t)

883 You're welcome, Minnifidel, especially as there's no snow in Toronto now (although a wind storm just started up so maybe my 'Net will be screwed up soon too).

Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2013 08:33 AM (mGBy8)

884 The uncle of the terrorists reminds me of a Polish friend of my family. Immigrated here, hard worker, loves everything about living in the US, great citizen. His niece, however, came here, married my cousin for the green card and then ran out on him. Her uncle really loved my cousin; the shame of her behavior, he felt personally, would openly condemn her when the subject came up. Terrorists' uncle seems to be of the same cloth.

Posted by: LizLem at April 19, 2013 08:33 AM (8wqqE)

885 Mumbles Menino is at the presser! We'll need a grizzled old frontier prospector to translate

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 19, 2013 08:33 AM (8sCoq)

886 LOL..., requesting bulletproof vests for media....

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 12:31 PM ............................I think the cops should let the media (90% of them) all in to let them get a one on one presser with the guy. Be a shame if something splodey happened.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 19, 2013 08:33 AM (u0Z3Y)

887 CBS News: #BostonMarathon bombing suspect Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, 19, became an American Citizen on Sept. 11, 2012.
=====
And right now, his application for permanent status has been moved to the same file cabinet as the JEF's college transcripts.

Because there is a 100% chance that one of the reasons listed for "why should you be granted permanent status" is "I've lived in the US for over 10 years without being convicted of any crimes."

You know, the same reason we need to give amnesty to some 15 million illegals.

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 19, 2013 08:33 AM (VjL9S)

888 new one

Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2013 08:34 AM (53z96)

889 I'm still steamed that the POS father is threatening us.Cocksucker.Putin will pile on,as he always does,if he can redirect Chechen anger at us it's a win/win for him.I hate thatt little bastard.

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2013 08:34 AM (9XBK2)

890 LOL..., requesting bulletproof vests for media....

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 12:31 PM (aDwsi)

What the hell? He's Jihadi Jr., not Billy the Kid.

Posted by: George Zimmerman at April 19, 2013 08:34 AM (UOjzE)

891 EOD called for 'suspicious trash cans'

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 08:34 AM (aDwsi)

892 "NY Gov Cuomo links Boston bombing to global warming." Say what??

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 19, 2013 08:34 AM (yCvxi)

893 @864 No "if" any more. They both are/were hardcore jihadis. Surprising only our leaders and media. People with brains and ability to use it, unsurprised.

Posted by: Beagle at April 19, 2013 08:34 AM (sOtz/)

894 Oh give me a break. Please tell me that's an Onion story?

DRUDGE.

Posted by: Attila at April 19, 2013 08:34 AM (Cs2tJ)

895 New thread No.3 is up.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2013 08:35 AM (mGBy8)

896
847 Barney sounds like he is gargling a thick fluid while he mumbles. Gross.

That would be my Milky Loads.

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at April 19, 2013 08:35 AM (Ul1S7)

897 sock off

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 19, 2013 08:35 AM (UOjzE)

898 >>>LOL..., requesting bulletproof vests for media....

I think wearing blaze orange with the words media in black should be plenty of protection for them.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose DOOMCASTER! at April 19, 2013 08:35 AM (0q2P7)

899 Blackhawks? Geeze...., I expect them to call in AC-10's any minute

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2013 12:12 PM (aDwsi)

for refueling? what?

Posted by: tangonine at April 19, 2013 08:35 AM (x3YFz)

900 Wow I thought people were joking about the NFZ... apparently not. Not surprised about the global warming crap, I figured someone would work that in some how today. 879 - You would think right... unreal

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 08:36 AM (7mQyC)

901 219 So Mommy Tsarnaev was a convicted shoplifter:
http://tinyurl.com/cgtcpop
Posted by: CNN at April 19, 2013 11:25 AM (RYuyQ)

I thought Dorothy took her out with a bucket of water a long time ago.

Posted by: not the mama at April 19, 2013 08:36 AM (5dxeo)

902 "NY Gov Cuomo links Boston bombing to global warming."

This must be why they're considered the "creative class". I can't even think of a way to link the 2. I'm just not batshit crazy enough.

Posted by: yinzer at April 19, 2013 08:36 AM (/Mla1)

903 Oh give me a break. Please tell me that's an Onion story?

DRUDGE.

Posted by: Attila at April 19, 2013 12:34 PM (Cs2tJ)

Jeezy f'in' Creezy.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at April 19, 2013 08:36 AM (4df7R)

904 890 Mumbles Menino is at the presser! We'll need a grizzled old frontier prospector to translate Posted by: Jones in CO at April 19, 2013 12:33 PM (8sCoq) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ He said the sheriff is near.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at April 19, 2013 08:36 AM (SzAZ7)

905 - so the kid played soccer
- wrestled
- had friends
- was a lifeguard
- known as a quiet kid
- went to the prom

Assuming that he wasn't a sleeper agent who activated on command -

What educational factors was he exposed to that influenced him to hate himself and the people around him who were living this "typical American life"?

Was his religion/ethnicity inflamed into victimhood ?

How could this young student's mind get warped into committing violent murder in the epicenter of liberal progressive Ivy league education and thought?

I thought that " education" would prevent these things?

Not that it matters. He needs killin.

Posted by: T. Hunter at April 19, 2013 08:36 AM (EZl54)

906 So the dead one, with no visible means of support, drove a Mercedes?

Posted by: MoeRon at April 19, 2013 08:37 AM (HDSb9)

907 912 - Wasn't that stole car. anyway moving to new thread 3

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at April 19, 2013 08:38 AM (7mQyC)

908 No. Not the stolen car. Read the story about his golden gloves activity and look at the picture in that article. Drudge.

Posted by: MoeRon at April 19, 2013 08:40 AM (HDSb9)

909 As for CAIR - if these two have links to Islam, they better STFU about Islam being a religion of peace and it being "misunderstood" by the Infidels.

Yeah that will happen. Please don't hold your breath.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 19, 2013 08:41 AM (iqhbL)

910

What are you making a big fuss for?

It's in my nature.

Posted by: The Scorpion at April 19, 2013 08:43 AM (WDySP)

911 Stand by for a controlled explosion (per news banner).

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 19, 2013 08:45 AM (baL2B)

912 If they were members of any Muslim Student organizations, I want that shit turned inside out. (Yup, still wishing we had a real President and AG).

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 19, 2013 08:47 AM (WWuYG)

913 Cannonball Run, "It didn't take this long to catch Dillinger"

Posted by: War69DotCom at April 19, 2013 08:51 AM (ayPhb)

914 And now we have his Twitter

Posted by: Matthew at April 19, 2013 08:52 AM (8mTVF)

915 And now we have his Twitter: http://bit.ly/17wx7wn

Posted by: Matthew at April 19, 2013 08:52 AM (8mTVF)

916 For anyone wanting to listen to Steyn: KNRS 105.7 is good. Plus is a FoxNews station so if braking news preeempts program, will be from them.

http://www.iheart.com/live/2389/?autoplay=true

Posted by: LizLem at April 19, 2013 08:54 AM (8wqqE)

917 "Our hero flies a little single-engined plane around but other than that there hasn't been an internal combustion engine for a decade and global warming is still a problem? Posted by: WalrusRex at April 19, 2013 11:52 AM (Hx5uv)" I could never figure out, in these post-apocalyptic films/books, where the gas/diesel comes from. Doesn't take long for it to turn to a form of lacquer.

Posted by: chewydog at April 19, 2013 09:08 AM (BUY7X)

918 Bomb Threat at Hollywood Hooters. No video? Posted by: Knave at April 19, 2013 12:23 PM (cipri) Isn't Hooters known for rockets, rather than bombs?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2013 09:27 AM (fNpC1)

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