February 22, 2013
— Ace The meteor that hit Russia turned out to be not 10 tons, as originally thought, but 10,000 tons.
And, the funny thing is, that's so "small" an object we can't even track things that size.
And there are 100,000 objects in that size range "likely" to hit earth at some point.
Ace of Science: I don't know what purpose there is to making cells which actually get healthier after they die (what?), but there's gotta be some purpose.
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Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 22, 2013 02:01 PM (J8DGo)
Hey, SMOD! Heyyyy, SMOD! Neener neener neeeener!
Posted by: Washington DC at February 22, 2013 02:02 PM (UrENZ)
Posted by: US Space Program at February 22, 2013 02:03 PM (J8DGo)
And there are 100,000 objects in that size range "likely" to hit earth at some point.
If we can't track them, who counted them? And what were the odds that there would be exactly 100,000?
Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at February 22, 2013 02:03 PM (8ZskC)
Slightly on topic: It is both National Margarita Day and National Cherry Pie Day, because if you're gonna die by SMOD, you should at least have pie and alcohol you guys.
Posted by: MFM at February 22, 2013 02:03 PM (p/cQy)
Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at February 22, 2013 02:07 PM (9+ccr)
Posted by: sven10077 at February 22, 2013 02:07 PM (LRFds)
Serious you guys, meteorites used to bring in a lot of money. Did this crash the market?
No pun intended.
Posted by: polynikes at February 22, 2013 02:07 PM (m2CN7)
Hey maybe that Mayan guy was right after all. Maybe he forgot to account for leap years or forgot to carry a one or something like that.
There might still be hope that biblical level catastrophe is just around the corner.
One can only hope.
Posted by: LGoPs at February 22, 2013 02:07 PM (4x8W0)
No pun intended.
I saw on Drudge, (I think), where one guy was arrested trying to sell some pieces.
Posted by: rickb223 - May God bless Texas at February 22, 2013 02:08 PM (d0Dmj)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 22, 2013 02:08 PM (hEr50)
Ace do a post on
#TipsOnAvoidingDroneStrikes
Comedy gold awaits though I've used my best ones up already. For now, you guys.
Sheesh I don't even think its funny but I can't stop doing it.
Posted by: polynikes at February 22, 2013 02:08 PM (m2CN7)
Posted by: LGoPs at February 22, 2013 02:08 PM (4x8W0)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 22, 2013 02:08 PM (piMMO)
No pun intended.
I saw on Drudge, (I think), where one guy was arrested trying to sell some pieces.
Yep. http://tinyurl.com/a83h2h2
Posted by: rickb223 - May God bless Texas at February 22, 2013 02:09 PM (d0Dmj)
Posted by: rickb223 - May God bless Texas at February 22, 2013 06:08 PM (d0Dmj
really? what's the crime?
Posted by: polynikes at February 22, 2013 02:10 PM (m2CN7)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 22, 2013 02:10 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: VIA, on the tiny keyboard at February 22, 2013 02:10 PM (yrxmN)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 22, 2013 02:11 PM (/kI1Q)
Let nothing you delay
Fall on us all and make us small
In pieces this fine day
And when you've mashed us all to burning paste we will exclaim
Oh-h tidings of comfort and joy
Comfort and joy
Oh-h ti-idings of co-omfort and joy
Posted by: Dept. Of Accuracy at February 22, 2013 02:11 PM (+I8Mq)
Like the desert misses the rain baby.....
http://youtu.be/tpGEIf_rcTg
once upon a time when we whispered the world trembled and God winked at us
Posted by: sven10077 at February 22, 2013 02:11 PM (LRFds)
Bush set those meteors in motion by not attacking global warming fast enough.
-Channeling media anchor-heads.
Posted by: Meremortal at February 22, 2013 02:11 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: The potential meteors at February 22, 2013 02:11 PM (8kIXE)
No permits. Chirkova police representative said that they were sending across their message to people informing them not to purchase any meteorite fragments that are being sold, as they are being sold without permits or certification.
Posted by: rickb223 - May God bless Texas at February 22, 2013 02:11 PM (d0Dmj)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 22, 2013 02:12 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 22, 2013 02:13 PM (+z4pE)
Posted by: L, elle at February 22, 2013 02:13 PM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: tgibeach at February 22, 2013 02:13 PM (LpQbZ)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 22, 2013 02:13 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: polynikes at February 22, 2013 02:13 PM (m2CN7)
Posted by: huerfano at February 22, 2013 02:13 PM (bAGA/)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 22, 2013 02:14 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: jem at February 22, 2013 02:14 PM (7g1yh)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 22, 2013 02:15 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Christina Hendricks's Mighty Jugs are Really SMOD in Disguise at February 22, 2013 06:12 PM (16UJh)
Its freaking crack man. Crack I tells ya.
Posted by: polynikes at February 22, 2013 02:15 PM (m2CN7)
Posted by: tgibeach at February 22, 2013 02:15 PM (LpQbZ)
Permits - Bribes
____ ____ _ _
What about these two things is not the same?
__ ____ ____ ___
Answer: Pay a bribe, do what you please. Pay for a Permit, a govt official is empowered to completely run/ruin your project.
___ _ ___ ____ ____ ___ ___ _
Bribes are a much cleaner way to do business.
Posted by: Meremortal at February 22, 2013 02:16 PM (1Y+hH)
Boy is that SMOD a poor shot......couldn't hit DC if it tried.
Plus, I triple dare it to.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 22, 2013 02:16 PM (cHZB7)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 22, 2013 02:16 PM (UTq/I)
Posted by: LGoPs at February 22, 2013 02:16 PM (4x8W0)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 22, 2013 02:17 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 22, 2013 02:17 PM (Jcd0S)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 22, 2013 02:17 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: wattyler1381 at February 22, 2013 02:17 PM (F2Vrz)
Posted by: tgibeach at February 22, 2013 02:17 PM (LpQbZ)
At last there is light at the end of the tunnel you guys. The bright, sparkling celestial light of a sweet, sweet meteor of death.
Posted by: Dang at February 22, 2013 02:17 PM (R18D0)
In Russia Permits Obtain You Guys.
Posted by: LGoPs at February 22, 2013 06:15 PM (4x8W0)
Fixed to conform with new AoS meme.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke's hi-cap assault diaphragm at February 22, 2013 02:18 PM (7xeJQ)
Bribes are a much cleaner way to do business.
Until you come across the guy who you paid the bribe to's boss and he asks for your permit.
Posted by: polynikes at February 22, 2013 02:18 PM (m2CN7)
Posted by: puddleglum at February 22, 2013 02:18 PM (8SsiG)
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat [/i] at February 22, 2013 02:18 PM (feFL6)
Posted by: tasker at February 22, 2013 02:18 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 22, 2013 02:19 PM (+z4pE)
Posted by: tgibeach at February 22, 2013 02:19 PM (LpQbZ)
I can think of a couple.
Posted by: Methos at February 22, 2013 02:19 PM (hO9ad)
Now I have to worry about meteors, too.
It's 3:19 - time to hit the bar!! Happy Weekend You Guys!
Posted by: kathysaysso at February 22, 2013 02:19 PM (6H6o8)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 22, 2013 02:19 PM (7xPCu)
Or, so we are led to believe... Posted by: tgibeach at February 22, 2013 06:17 PM
I'm retired. My brother took over the
Posted by: Fidel Castro at February 22, 2013 02:19 PM (bAGA/)
Or, so we are led to believe...
Franco unavailable for comment....
Posted by: rickb223 - May God bless Texas at February 22, 2013 02:20 PM (d0Dmj)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 22, 2013 06:17 PM (7xPCu)
Yes, and if you pay for a permit instead, you are probably still going to do some bribing. Drop into a city inspector's office around Christmas sometime. Place will look like a freaking gift store, with every gift under $25 in value, of course.
Posted by: Meremortal at February 22, 2013 02:20 PM (1Y+hH)
Speaker of the PA House does essentially the same thing during budgeting? OUTRAGE!
http://tinyurl.com/awb52s3
Posted by: Ombudsman at February 22, 2013 02:20 PM (HqXYa)
Jane D'Oh might be a bit interested in this, and probably several tens of other Morons:
SHOCK REPORT — Veterans Receive Letters From VA Prohibiting Ownership or Purchase of Firearms
http://tinyurl.com/ao69jpu
That links to Gateway Pundit, who links to a post by Constitutional Attorney Michael Connelly, J.D
Posted by: jwb7605 (Let It Burn) at February 22, 2013 02:20 PM (Qxe/p)
64"Dictators seem to live forever, too.
Or, so we are led to believe..."
Chavez got some of those zombie cells squirted into various orifices, and is now set to be unleashed on the earth.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 22, 2013 02:21 PM (6rcHp)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 22, 2013 02:21 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at February 22, 2013 02:21 PM (9+ccr)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 22, 2013 02:21 PM (Jcd0S)
Fuck that. I want to be the one to turn off the lights.
Posted by: rickb223 - May God bless Texas at February 22, 2013 02:21 PM (d0Dmj)
Posted by: Wm T Sherman at February 22, 2013 02:22 PM (w41GQ)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 22, 2013 02:22 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: LGoPs at February 22, 2013 02:22 PM (4x8W0)
Posted by: backhoe at February 22, 2013 02:22 PM (ULH4o)
Can one really demand respekt whilst shoving 100 bags of anything up there?
Do you think he had help?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 22, 2013 06:21 PM (piMMO)
In San Fran, yes.
Posted by: polynikes at February 22, 2013 02:22 PM (m2CN7)
Posted by: ace at February 22, 2013 02:23 PM (LCRYB)
I was told there wasn't going to be Science here you guys...
Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at February 22, 2013 02:23 PM (9+ccr)
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at February 22, 2013 02:23 PM (eyJh9)
Posted by: Wm T Sherman at February 22, 2013 02:23 PM (w41GQ)
Posted by: LGoPs at February 22, 2013 02:23 PM (4x8W0)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 22, 2013 02:24 PM (Jcd0S)
"who the hell took away the justification for overpaying us to wreck these deteriorating buildings you guys?
//Your union labor at work
Posted by: sven10077 at February 22, 2013 02:25 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 22, 2013 02:27 PM (8sCoq)
Here is what I posted at the end of the LAST thread, which I am putting here even though it is off-topic because by gooly, I want someone to think about it!!
-----------------------
#84 Rome13, I am wondering about those former SEALS who are saying that there is a "secret war" going on in Libya and other parts of North Africa.
The inference was that the orders came from the White House and bypassed the chain of command. So who gave those orders? Either it was that nutball Brennan acting on his own, in which case he should be fired and in jail, or it was Obama, in which case there should be a congressional inquiry to see what the hell is going on.
The rumors of Obama getting his jollies watching drone strikes indicates to me that he is in on it, but he is so clueless it could be that Brennan is giving the orders and then calling him in to watch the strikes, as a way to curry favor and get his nomination as CIA director.
However, some of this could be my paranoia, as I am convinced all of them are evil, and there might be a logical explanation for all of this. I can't think of one, but I am willing to listen if anyone has one.
Posted by: Miss Marple at February 22, 2013 02:27 PM (GoIUi)
Posted by: LGoPs at February 22, 2013 02:28 PM (4x8W0)
Posted by: tasker at February 22, 2013 02:28 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: LGoPs at February 22, 2013 06:23 PM (4x8W0)
How the fuck can anyone look at Detroit and assert that liberalism works? The only thing Detroit can do is to file for bankruptcy, which will void the city union contracts, and start again. But even that will be ug-lee.
Posted by: Ombudsman at February 22, 2013 02:29 PM (HqXYa)
Posted by: mallfly at February 22, 2013 02:29 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: tasker at February 22, 2013 02:29 PM (r2PLg)
Dude.
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 22, 2013 02:30 PM (w+Dvf)
Posted by: Ook? at February 22, 2013 02:30 PM (OQpzc)
Posted by: Dang at February 22, 2013 02:31 PM (R18D0)
Posted by: Ombudsman at February 22, 2013 06:29 PM (HqXYa)
But even after bankruptcy the stupid fucktard assholes that populate that place will continue to vote Democrat. Because it would never cross their minds that maybe, just maybe Republicans might have a better way.
Posted by: LGoPs at February 22, 2013 02:31 PM (4x8W0)
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at February 22, 2013 02:31 PM (eyJh9)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 22, 2013 02:31 PM (7xPCu)
I can't believe I have never seen Spinal Tap--probably have to get her done.
Posted by: tasker
Dude.
Posted by: Dr Spank
Seriously.
Posted by: Dang at February 22, 2013 02:31 PM (R18D0)
To come straight down, a meteor would have to be traveling on a line to the center of the earth (roughly). Even without gravity the odds of such a straight hit are going to be small Any that need the effect of gravity to cross our path are definitely not going to look straight down.
Posted by: Methos at February 22, 2013 02:31 PM (hO9ad)
Posted by: The littl shyning man at February 22, 2013 02:32 PM (ndp2I)
Someone explain that.
Posted by: tasker at February 22, 2013 06:29 PM (r2PLg)
Climate chaos Serious You Guys.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 22, 2013 02:33 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 22, 2013 02:33 PM (w+Dvf)
T-Virus you guys.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 22, 2013 02:33 PM (DuH+r)
Posted by: tasker at February 22, 2013 02:34 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 22, 2013 02:34 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: LGoPs at February 22, 2013 06:31 PM (4x8W0)
A detroit reporter was on FnF this morning and they best he'd admit was that everyone was corrupt the corruption would never change. He didn't think that level of rot was fixable, but he didn't mention just razing the place.
Posted by: Ook? at February 22, 2013 02:34 PM (OQpzc)
Posted by: I chase him - I bite him at February 22, 2013 02:34 PM (6J6x7)
Zombies that don't rot and smell bad. Obviously, these guys are working for the other side and need to be defunded.
Posted by: @PurpAv at February 22, 2013 02:34 PM (/gHaE)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 22, 2013 02:35 PM (7xPCu)
Ace of Science: I don't know what purpose there is to making cells which actually get healthier after they die (what?), but there's gotta be some purpose.
For good-looking zombies. Seriously guys.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 22, 2013 02:36 PM (+z4pE)
Obamacare was supposed to make all that free!
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 22, 2013 02:36 PM (/kI1Q)
Dude. I'm standing on the ground. Check it out. No charge.
Posted by: Dang - now with more lab coat at February 22, 2013 02:36 PM (R18D0)
Posted by: I chase him - I bite him at February 22, 2013 02:36 PM (6J6x7)
Yeah, but they used mammalian cells in that zombie-cell-study.
So now there will be boobs that live forever.
Zombie Boob Apocalypse You Guys.
Posted by: wheatie at February 22, 2013 02:36 PM (eyJSG)
I had Best In Show streaming while watching Westminster. It was hilarious that the two were nearly interchangeable.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 22, 2013 02:37 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at February 22, 2013 02:38 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 22, 2013 02:38 PM (DuH+r)
One of the posters last evening had a great idea that a billionaire ought to try to buy out every FSA member in detroit with a 1000 bucks and make it a free city.....
I concur...
of course I'd add in a one way ticket to NYC to help....
Posted by: sven10077 at February 22, 2013 02:39 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: wattyler1381 at February 22, 2013 02:39 PM (F2Vrz)
Posted by: Muhamamed Ali NASA at February 22, 2013 02:39 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 22, 2013 02:40 PM (+z4pE)
I thought boys were born with a fluke tester and girls can go down on shelby street with 50 bucks and get a prosthetic one....?
Posted by: sven10077 at February 22, 2013 02:40 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: tasker at February 22, 2013 02:40 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Ook? at February 22, 2013 06:34 PM (OQpzc)
This is what makes me pessimistic about the future of our beloved country. Institutionalized one-party rule causes this. A vibrant opposition keeps both sides honest. On the national level, we need to do something about gerrymandered districts. I live in a district with a hard core leftist as my representative. My vote is meaningless. because that's the way they designed it.
Posted by: Ombudsman at February 22, 2013 02:40 PM (HqXYa)
Posted by: Boone at February 22, 2013 02:40 PM (dNx7B)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 22, 2013 06:34 PM (7xPCu)
Best in Show is the funniest of the Christopher Guest troupe. A hoot
Posted by: Ombudsman at February 22, 2013 02:42 PM (HqXYa)
I got the Godfather trilogy on Blue Ray from Amazon for like $5. Of course I have not opened it, so there may be nothing inside but a note that says "Ha ha got your $5."
Either that or a cannoli and no note.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 22, 2013 02:42 PM (+z4pE)
That is a good one. Here's a great deleted scene...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiHtd8S_3I4&list=PLBE91416AABADEE35
Posted by: Dang - now with more lab coat at February 22, 2013 02:43 PM (R18D0)
Posted by: Ombudsman at February 22, 2013 06:40 PM (HqXYa)
On eof the best reforms we could do is drop a piece of graph paper on a map of the United States, calibrate for population and let the chips fall where they may.
I feel reasonably certain that many of our problems would just evaporate.
Posted by: LGoPs at February 22, 2013 02:43 PM (4x8W0)
Good grief!
Posted by: Miss Marple at February 22, 2013 02:44 PM (GoIUi)
Posted by: tasker at February 22, 2013 02:44 PM (r2PLg)
***SPOILERS***
All that last-second stuff at the end, oh noes, will they get the tickets, oh noes will the guy match the picture up, oh noes, will Roseanne's husband get the phone, oh noes will the truck stop the plane; every last bit of the 'dramatic' parts felt obviously fake.
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 22, 2013 02:44 PM (tx4WB)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 22, 2013 02:45 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 22, 2013 02:46 PM (w+Dvf)
On eof the best reforms we could do is drop a piece of graph paper on a map of the United States, calibrate for population and let the chips fall where they may.
Or get the population as close as possible with the existing counties. Then let the chips fall. Seriously guys.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 22, 2013 02:46 PM (+z4pE)
Posted by: steevy at February 22, 2013 02:47 PM (dBYCN)
157 So I watched "Argo", and don't know why it was supposed to be so amazing.
Did the movie illustrate what a clueless douche Jimmy Carter was?
To be historically accurate, this would have had to be included.
Posted by: wheatie at February 22, 2013 02:47 PM (eyJSG)
Posted by: The Apple [/i] at February 22, 2013 02:47 PM (feFL6)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 22, 2013 02:48 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 22, 2013 02:50 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Pep Boys at February 22, 2013 06:49 PM (BVkEs)
Us, too. Seriously.
Posted by: Five Guys at February 22, 2013 02:50 PM (+z4pE)
Posted by: weew at February 22, 2013 02:51 PM (ElfHn)
Posted by: ace at February 22, 2013 02:53 PM (LCRYB)
No. He sits there like a moron while I spill my guts all over his combover and he gets all the credit. Posted by: The Apple
Suck it, fucker.
Posted by: Fig Newtons at February 22, 2013 02:54 PM (R18D0)
And the truly sad thing is, in dollars the NASA budget of 1967 is the same as 2012. Less than $4 billion.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 22, 2013 02:55 PM (U1VhH)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] at February 22, 2013 02:55 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 22, 2013 02:56 PM (U1VhH)
To make it suitable for twatter and handheld devices, we should just shorten it to SYG.
e.g. SMOD, SYG
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 22, 2013 02:56 PM (qqZuQ)
Posted by: The Apple at February 22, 2013 06:47 PM (feFL6)
You'd a gotten credit if you were a Fig. Just saying.
Posted by: LGoPs at February 22, 2013 02:56 PM (4x8W0)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at February 22, 2013 06:46 PM (+z4pE)
This is the most rational proposal (which is why it won't go anywhere). Just make the voting district boundaries be required to be aligned along county, incorporated city lines, or wards/precincts in larger cities.
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 22, 2013 02:57 PM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: wattyler1381 at February 22, 2013 02:58 PM (F2Vrz)
Posted by: Craig Poe at February 22, 2013 02:58 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 22, 2013 02:59 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Umbrella Corp at February 22, 2013 02:59 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Jason Biggs [/i] at February 22, 2013 02:59 PM (feFL6)
>>>It's no that its bad, it's just that it's bologna-flavored bologna. There's no perceptible hint of bacon in it.
Last I checked, there wasn't any hint of bologna, either.
Posted by: LGoPs at February 22, 2013 03:00 PM (4x8W0)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 22, 2013 03:01 PM (U1VhH)
Posted by: sven10077 at February 22, 2013 06:39 PM (LRFds)
TPTB would crush it like they did the mercenary outfits. Doing things better than government at less than half the price makes them look bad.
Posted by: Ook? at February 22, 2013 03:02 PM (OQpzc)
Posted by: toby928© at February 22, 2013 03:02 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: toby928© at February 22, 2013 03:03 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: General Zod at February 22, 2013 03:03 PM (2+bRt)
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at February 22, 2013 03:03 PM (eyJh9)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 22, 2013 03:04 PM (U1VhH)
Posted by: Insane Plea for The Sweet Release of Death by Meteor at February 22, 2013 03:04 PM (qyv02)
Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at February 22, 2013 03:05 PM (9+ccr)
The f'ng earth not that small a target you pussies.
Posted by: Insane Plea for The Sweet Release of Death by Meteor at February 22, 2013 03:05 PM (qyv02)
Not if the Earth gets turned into a flaming ball of gas, insect boy.
Posted by: Insane Plea for The Sweet Release of Death by Meteor at February 22, 2013 03:07 PM (qyv02)
Posted by: The Apple [/i] at February 22, 2013 03:07 PM (feFL6)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 22, 2013 03:08 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 22, 2013 03:10 PM (piMMO)
Okay, call me crazy, but I think the total destruction of all life or earth is a bit of overkill for a political problem. Can't we just Mongol raping, pillaging and slaughtering of all living creatures in the cities? That would fix most everything.
Posted by: Ook? at February 22, 2013 03:10 PM (OQpzc)
....you get bonus ass kissing interview Jimmy Carter,foreign policy hero!
I knew I was gettin' a bad vibe off that movie for a reason. Glad I didn't see it. After all, the people were stuck in that mess because of Carter's ineptness.
Posted by: Dang at February 22, 2013 03:11 PM (R18D0)
I don't know what purpose there is to making cells which actually get healthier after they die.
See.
I actullay was pinning for the fiords?
Posted by: La Cucaracha will survive at February 22, 2013 03:11 PM (mETGQ)
Everything about the Swans is perfect, from the clothing to the braces to all the label name checking to how they met to the types of dogs they have.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at February 22, 2013 03:12 PM (Gk3SS)
Can't we just Mongol raping, pillaging and slaughtering of all living creatures in the cities? That would fix most everything.
Also a goal that we can work towards.
Posted by: Grey Fox Doesn't Live in a City at February 22, 2013 03:12 PM (c9rJ5)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 22, 2013 03:15 PM (C8mVl)
Posted by: wattyler1381 at February 22, 2013 03:16 PM (F2Vrz)
Charlize Theron speaking Afrikaans
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3TTi_gAS5c
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 22, 2013 03:16 PM (8sCoq)
http://tinyurl.com/a9uwwkm
A rapper was involved in that shoot out on the Las Vegas strip. Several innocent people are dead because of ghetto bullshit.
Posted by: Dang at February 22, 2013 03:17 PM (R18D0)
Posted by: I chase him - I bite him at February 22, 2013 03:18 PM (6J6x7)
So, you're whizzing away and this thing falls down lid first bang!, and while you're trying to pinch the flow you're bending over frantically trying to pick the damn lid back up as you're hosing it and the seat down, and try to lean over and hold it while you finish because the "stem the flow" thing didn't go so well.
Luckily, nobody can hear you pissing on plush carpet. Unluckily, you really can't do much to blot it dry. That's when I discover that it was carpeted to be a nice cushy surface to sit on - I mean, WTF? Who sits on a carpeted toilet you guys?
Oh wait, wrong thread.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 22, 2013 03:18 PM (Qxdfp)
Posted by: Bosk at February 22, 2013 03:20 PM (n2K+4)
Posted by: Miss Marple at February 22, 2013 03:22 PM (GoIUi)
Posted by: mindful has a bad feeling about this at February 22, 2013 03:22 PM (U13jb)
Also; who in their right mind wall to wall carpet's a bathroom?
I had that here. First thing when I moved in, I tore that carpet out. Yeecchh. Breeding ground of disease and mold you guys.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 22, 2013 03:22 PM (qyv02)
George had a little known twin brother named Tyrone Washington, who stayed home and organized the community. Serious You Guys.
*I denounce myself in advance.*
Posted by: Fritz at February 22, 2013 03:22 PM (WM+rJ)
OT: So, did anyone else watch Community last night. Hilarious send up of sci-fi conventions.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 22, 2013 03:22 PM (PQgoW)
Posted by: Dang at February 22, 2013 07:17 PM (R18D0)
We need to immediately ban Rap. Cause Rap kills.
Posted by: LGoPs at February 22, 2013 03:23 PM (BJVEF)
Don't go burping around any open flame yah hear? You guys.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 22, 2013 03:23 PM (qyv02)
Posted by: [s]Landshark[/s] Candygram at February 22, 2013 03:23 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 22, 2013 03:24 PM (jE38p)
I never understood the little fuzzy floor and seat accessories for the toilet. You really want to absorb that inevitable pee and then just leave it there? Soaking? If that's your plan for housekeeping you probably won't mind that I just shit in the toilet tank. You're welcome.
Posted by: Dang at February 22, 2013 03:24 PM (R18D0)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 22, 2013 03:25 PM (qyv02)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 22, 2013 03:25 PM (U1VhH)
Posted by: L, elle at February 22, 2013 03:25 PM (0PiQ4)
I never understood the little fuzzy floor and seat accessories for the toilet. You really want to absorb that inevitable pee and then just leave it there? Soaking? If that's your plan for housekeeping you probably won't mind that I just shit in the toilet tank. You're welcome.
Mine gets thrown in the washer every week or two.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 22, 2013 03:25 PM (PQgoW)
It's cheap - and disgusting. A lot of builders will do it everywhere but the water closet - but I've seen plenty of carpet around the toilet. Good God. I'm lucky to hit that thing on a good day. Personally, I tile the walls behind the toilet. My dream house is going to have a WC that's a tiled cubicle with a hole in the floor - basically a shower. Oh wait.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 22, 2013 03:25 PM (Qxdfp)
I miss my airline hazmat work, sadly my liver does not concur...I have pretty good welts in it.
Posted by: sven10077 at February 22, 2013 03:26 PM (LRFds)
233 Candygram for Mongol Horde?
****
Don't answer the door!
The candygram is for the Mongol Horde, which presumes that it is the Mongol Horde who is inside and whom you are exhorting not to open the door. I'd be more inclined to worry for the person delivering the candygram.
Posted by: Grey Fox Doesn't Live in a City at February 22, 2013 03:27 PM (c9rJ5)
I love that they're interviewing his distraught Dad, and not really mentioning that the asshole son decided to race his Maserati and take out 2 other people along with himself. Asshat.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 22, 2013 03:28 PM (Qxdfp)
Sci-Fi conventions or Sci-Fi tropes?
Conventions. Two of the main characters head to an "Inspector Space-Time" Convention.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 22, 2013 03:28 PM (PQgoW)
He was just 3 stories high and only partially made of radiation.
Posted by: joh at February 22, 2013 03:28 PM (2rucj)
Posted by: The Hobo Hooker-Waitress Model- Actress Who Might Been Have But Never Was Wears Prada You Guys at February 22, 2013 03:29 PM (jopHG)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 22, 2013 07:21 PM (U1VhH)
Never work. I think there total foriegn policy boiled down to surrender unconditionally or everyone dies. The old ways are best.
Posted by: Ook? at February 22, 2013 03:29 PM (OQpzc)
Especially if you a seat leaver upper.
The Toilet Wars you guys.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 22, 2013 03:31 PM (qyv02)
I saw her up close in NYC and she had bad skin 20 years ago. *shudder*
Posted by: Dang at February 22, 2013 03:31 PM (R18D0)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 22, 2013 03:32 PM (jE38p)
Nah, I think she sold her soul to the devil to get that pine tree repositioned for Sonny, you guys.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 22, 2013 03:33 PM (qyv02)
Posted by: Grey Fox Doesn't Live in a City at February 22, 2013 07:27 PM (c9rJ5)
Didn't one of the Khans nail some muslim's hat to his head? Or was that Vlad the Impaler? Either way, that is all win.
Posted by: Ook? at February 22, 2013 03:33 PM (OQpzc)
Yitzhak Benhorin
Published: 02.23.13, 00:26 / Israel News
An Obama mitzvah for Israel. Shalom suckers.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 22, 2013 03:34 PM (qyv02)
Can you say 'Bundogle" and since it is FUBAR I probably spelled that wrong, but you get the point.
Remember, one plane that does everything is less expensive than specialized aircraft!
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 22, 2013 03:35 PM (PQgoW)
Posted by: I chase him - I bite him at February 22, 2013 03:35 PM (6J6x7)
Posted by: maryful webworkenstein in battleweary vermint at February 22, 2013 03:35 PM (U13jb)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 22, 2013 03:39 PM (8sCoq)
Someone points out a simple solution to a known situation.
The design is drawn up and spec'd out and looks good but before the contract can be rewarded some bright spark in the puzzle palace decides that now would be a good time to exert themselves and show how important their particular fiefdom really is and sends memos to all concerned that this particular platform would also be IDEAL for this other job/mission if they only added xyz and put in abc electronics or added fgh additional equipment/armor. Everyone concerned (except the original designer) jumps on board the latest new project to stake out their own particular specialty and requirements.
By the time they're done, the platform is over weight, under powered and now costs 5 times as much (as estimated) and it's original mission is looking iffy as to whether it even can get accomplished under the onus of all the additional gear and changes to the envelope.
then we come to the building phase. The contractor (knowing they're getting time and material) bids outrageously low so as to acquire the rights to keep sucking on that govt' teat for just a little longer until they can merge with OdonnellMartinRaytheonDouglasGeneralElectric and bail before the sub par performance reviews start coming in from testing. You guys.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 22, 2013 03:45 PM (qyv02)
Posted by: Einstein you guys at February 22, 2013 03:47 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger (aka Ol' 3 tooth) at February 22, 2013 03:49 PM (qyv02)
Posted by: Extinction Level Event at February 22, 2013 08:24 PM (+OTLF)
Or ME, you guys.
Posted by: Massive Die Off at February 22, 2013 04:28 PM (qyv02)
Posted by: Xavier at February 22, 2013 05:16 PM (kf4y0)
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 22, 2013 07:28 PM (Qxdfp)
Do we know if he deliberately gunned the engine, or did being hit by gunfire cause him to go into convulsions or something? Just dying, and slumping down in the seat might make his dead foot press harder on the loud pedal.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2013 06:02 PM (29+x5)
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at February 22, 2013 06:39 PM (jWvfJ)
Here is a good lat long coordinate for a destination in the future:
21.4167° N, 39.8167° E
Posted by: Alaska Paul at February 23, 2013 09:03 AM (tGq9h)
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