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August 26, 2013

Amazing: Chris Hays Says "Obviously The Numbers Are Bad Right Now"
— Ace

The Struggle. Just like Rosa Parks' struggle.

Hayes said he would be competitive about winning his time slot, which places him against Fox News ratings king Bill OÂ’Reilly and CNNÂ’s Anderson Cooper, but he has been anything but. MSNBC has been in a slump overall as a network during a news-heavy summer.
Last week, Hayes finished behind OÂ’Reilly and Cooper Monday through Thursday (FridayÂ’s ratings have not yet been published), and he bottomed out with just 440,000 viewers Thursday to take fourth place, behind HLNÂ’s Nancy Grace (449,000), Cooper (640,000) and OÂ’Reilly (2,525,000).

Oh, and people keep noticing that MSNBC is Stalinist in its single-minded dedication to the party line. This week, the New Yorker notices.

And Keith Olbermann says he doesn't like politics anymore, that he's just "burned out" on politics, which, coincidentally enough, is just what his Last Possible Employer wants to hear.

Of course that doesn't mean he's burned out of being a shitsack of a human being and throwing rages and snits and generally behaving like a BPD drama addict.

Posted by: Ace at 04:54 PM | Comments (233)
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1 Shitsack? Me?

Posted by: Keef Olbermann at August 26, 2013 04:55 PM (2pc1N)

2 He is like a beacon of hope and change...

and estrogen...

MSLSD "news" for Womyn

Posted by: Chelsea10077 at August 26, 2013 04:56 PM (A4hKL)

3 My only interest is to bring the best darn sports commentary that you'll ever hear, wingnuts.

Posted by: Keef Olbermann at August 26, 2013 04:56 PM (2pc1N)

4 I swear, his ratings are just like Selma.

Posted by: joncelli at August 26, 2013 04:57 PM (gUizq)

5 Daily reminder: MSNBC is less credible than Granma.

Posted by: Yep at August 26, 2013 04:57 PM (6sqK6)

6 What? Showing MSNBC on the big screen in ticker tape fashion -- Iron Man 3, didn't help its ratings? Why is that, Robert? Robert, weren't you so embarrassed to do that film? Read that script?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 26, 2013 04:59 PM (IXrOn)

7 The Home Shopping Network Hummel Figurine Three-Day Event draws better than Chris Hayes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 26, 2013 04:59 PM (2pc1N)

8 I used vulgar language in front of my husband that left him staring at me, but couldn't help it because he didn't change the channel fast enough when the hipsterdouche was on.

Posted by: Justamom at August 26, 2013 05:00 PM (Sptt8)

9 MSNBC is like bad college radio. Worse.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 26, 2013 05:01 PM (WjLUf)

10 Watch out, Hayes!

Posted by: The Ronco Pocket Fisherman Infomercial at August 26, 2013 05:01 PM (QupBk)

11 440K union workers making $5 setting up their recordings.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 26, 2013 05:02 PM (IXrOn)

12 Tonight, my victorious return to ESPN... Tomorrow, MSNBC

Posted by: Keith Olbermann at August 26, 2013 05:02 PM (Pr6hk)

13 I think Al Goldstein on cable access had better ratings, by a very wide margin. Maybe if MSNBC hired Robyn Byrd to co-anchor with Chris Hayes...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 26, 2013 05:02 PM (WjLUf)

14 8 JustAMom,

Use your rage ma'am...let it burn within you and make it strong...

or in the case of a part of our demographic...

BWOSTON STWONG!

Posted by: Chelsea10077 at August 26, 2013 05:02 PM (A4hKL)

15 I used vulgar language in front of my husband that left him staring at me, but couldn't help it because he didn't change the channel fast enough when the hipsterdouche was on. Posted by: Justamom at August 26, 2013 09:00 PM (Sptt hehe happens all the time in my house hubby not quick on the draw

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 26, 2013 05:03 PM (IXrOn)

16 Who the hell is Chris Hayes--seriously.

Posted by: tasker at August 26, 2013 05:03 PM (r2PLg)

17 MSNBC needs some Miracle Spring Water youtu.be/IhWT7-OIGM8

Posted by: UWP at August 26, 2013 05:04 PM (r98SZ)

18 Nothing says economic mobility like a degree from the Cornell Cow College.

Posted by: Fritz at August 26, 2013 05:04 PM (KIHQS)

19 16 Who the hell is Chris Hayes--seriously. Posted by: tasker at August 26, 2013 09:03 PM (r2PLg) He and Maddow are surplus puppets created by Gerry and Sylvia Anderson. You can see the wires if you look real close.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 26, 2013 05:04 PM (WjLUf)

20 Chris - call me. I have a plan and and organization that can help. Remember the De Salvo touch!

Posted by: Vic De Salvo at August 26, 2013 05:05 PM (BAS5M)

21 16 Tasker,

If Ray Maddow had a son, a bastard son who was arguably as hermaphroditic as Chelsea Manning.....

He's look a LOT like Chris Hayes

Posted by: Chelsea10077 at August 26, 2013 05:05 PM (A4hKL)

22 ARGH damn TYPO curse you shadowrun returns

Posted by: Chelsea10077 at August 26, 2013 05:05 PM (A4hKL)

23 Wow. My wife is watching the worst film I've seen in a decade. Anyone seen "Butter"? It's what would pass for a "comedy" in the depth of the Huffington Post. In fact, it feels exactly like it was written by Huffington Post writers.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at August 26, 2013 05:05 PM (MMDO6)

24 My two year old says "Hayes is a punk assed bitch, I would stomp his bitch ass." My two year old is a potty mouth. And violent.

Posted by: traye at August 26, 2013 05:05 PM (od/cd)

25 Shit. Ah missed mabus...again.

Posted by: Bubba Clinton at August 26, 2013 05:06 PM (Dwehj)

26 But he is right

Posted by: traye at August 26, 2013 05:06 PM (od/cd)

27 ACE! do you have a steam account sir?

Posted by: Chelsea10077 at August 26, 2013 05:06 PM (A4hKL)

28 KO has got to be the most thin skinned "celeb" out there. I once made a joke about him, he responded all butt hurt within a couple minutes. Insulted me a few times. Then blocked me. He really is touchy about the whole Cornell thing.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 26, 2013 05:06 PM (GEICT)

29 I enjoy stories that use the word "snit".

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at August 26, 2013 05:06 PM (TSf9W)

30 Got nothin' to do with that girly dipshit.

Posted by: R Parks at August 26, 2013 05:06 PM (kyAWi)

31 21 16 Tasker, If Ray Maddow had a son, a bastard son who was arguably as hermaphroditic as Chelsea Manning..... He's look a LOT like Chris Hayes Posted by: Chelsea10077 at August 26, 2013 09:05 PM (A4hKL) ************ Thanks--er,sven. (Ha--Chelsea!) I think I've seen that guy a couple of times when Ace links a Toure wisdom. And that's it. It's probably only Allahpundit and Ace who watch his show.

Posted by: tasker at August 26, 2013 05:06 PM (r2PLg)

32 I love Butter.

Posted by: Marlon Brando at August 26, 2013 05:07 PM (1TeKU)

33 Anyone seen "Butter"?

Butters is dead.

Posted by: Eric Cartman at August 26, 2013 05:07 PM (Dwehj)

34 Hayes couldn't compete with "Test Pattern".

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at August 26, 2013 05:08 PM (6xhLc)

35 Of course, moving you up the ratings ladder won't come cheap, Chris. In trucking, I only had to deal with thugs, hitmen and goons. But these network guys are scary.

Posted by: Vic De Salvo at August 26, 2013 05:08 PM (BAS5M)

36 He'd get more attention if he changed his name to Chelsea Hayes.

Posted by: garrett at August 26, 2013 05:08 PM (1TeKU)

37 So a Shit Sack wrestled Death? BTW, Shit comes in a bag...not a sack

Posted by: Beto at August 26, 2013 05:09 PM (MhA4j)

38 He and Maddow are surplus puppets created by Gerry and Sylvia Anderson. You can see the wires if you look real close. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 26, 2013 09:04 PM (WjLUf) ********** Shit...I followed the link. He looks like the love child of Rachel Maddow and Glenn Reynolds.

Posted by: tasker at August 26, 2013 05:09 PM (r2PLg)

39 Yeah I'm tired of politics. That's why I was trying to get Bush as a guest on my new show.

Posted by: Bathtub Boy at August 26, 2013 05:09 PM (Aif/5)

40 I used vulgar language in front of my husband that left him staring at me, but couldn't help it because he didn't change the channel fast enough when the hipsterdouche was on. Posted by: Justamom Have done the same thing to my wife, she says I am a potty mouth.

Posted by: traye at August 26, 2013 05:09 PM (od/cd)

He looks like the love child of Rachel Maddow and Glenn Reynolds.

I wouldn't fuck Glenn Reynolds with any of my assorted penises.

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at August 26, 2013 05:10 PM (1TeKU)

42 28 KO has got to be the most thin skinned "celeb" out there. I once made a joke about him, he responded all butt hurt within a couple minutes. -------- Yeah he pretty much told me he hoped I accidentally killed myself on twitter.

Posted by: Adam at August 26, 2013 05:10 PM (Aif/5)

43 *sheds tear*

Posted by: Crocodile at August 26, 2013 05:11 PM (Vk2pI)

44 Is this Chris Hayes person someone I should put on my list!

Posted by: 4th Horseman of the Apocalypse ( Yes I Have Arrived) at August 26, 2013 05:11 PM (KuZ6A)

45 Yeah he pretty much told me he hoped I accidentally killed myself on twitter. Posted by: Adam at August 26, 2013 09:10 PM (Aif/5) He mocked me for having a job and said he didn't need to work. This would be a couple months before the lawsuit he filed claiming his rep was damaged and he couldn't get work.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 26, 2013 05:11 PM (GEICT)

46 Chelsea Hayes. Posted by: garrett ** Like Karen Olbermann? you do not want to see the boudoir photos....

Posted by: Beto at August 26, 2013 05:11 PM (MhA4j)

'Of course that doesn't mean he's burned out of being a shitsack of a human being and throwing rages and snits and generally behaving like a BPD drama addict.'

Ace, man, you cracked me up with that one about Keith Olbermann.

But what does BPD mean?

Posted by: KR1 at August 26, 2013 05:12 PM (oEfom)

48 In a nation with 250 million TV sets, you think you got 440,000 viewers? I think 400,000 left their TV on.

Posted by: t-bird at August 26, 2013 05:12 PM (oJQ+J)

49 I used vulgar language in front of my husband that left him staring at me, but couldn't help it because he didn't change the channel fast enough when the hipsterdouche was on. Posted by: Justamom at August 26, 2013 09:00 PM (Sptt You see, he may have stared, but I would have been laughing like the folks in the back row of the first Gallagher show.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 26, 2013 05:12 PM (qyfb5)

50 Okay, so last night there was a back-and-forth about whether Olympus Has Fallen was worth renting on the cheap. On balance, I decided, fuck it, I'll rent it while downing my rum and coke.

Fuck, no one fucking mentioned that Ashley Judd';s character died a gruesome death in the first five minutes! Shit, that alone was worth the $2.

Posted by: chelseaprof at August 26, 2013 05:12 PM (bufJH)

51 So will Maddow don a Cheer Leader outfit and shake her Pom Poms as Barkies Unilateral Bombs are falling?

Posted by: Beto at August 26, 2013 05:13 PM (MhA4j)

52 Two Dollars!

Posted by: Paper Boy at August 26, 2013 05:13 PM (1TeKU)

53 Will his ratings freeze for 100 straight days?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 26, 2013 05:13 PM (IXrOn)

Sharknado got higher ratings.

The Man with the 132 lb Scrotum got higher ratings.

Reruns of the special of the day on QVC consistently get higher ratings.

The funeral channel gets higher ratings.

I could create the worst television show imaginable which would be 15 minutes of Henry Rollins yelling at goats, 15 minutes of Kate Upton's Astronomy show in which she describes the night sky whilst bouncing on a trampoline, and 15 minutes of Joey Chestnut eating strips of bacon.

I'm sure reruns would get higher ratings.

Posted by: CAC at August 26, 2013 05:13 PM (QdKl5)

55 I'm just waiting for the right time to announce my wonderful news. I AM Loretta Olbermann!

Posted by: Loretta Olbermann at August 26, 2013 05:14 PM (ZG3Fa)

56 Boy, did I despise KO back in the day. Still do. What a jerk.

Posted by: KR1 at August 26, 2013 05:14 PM (oEfom)

57 50 We discussed that at the time it came out.Anyway,that version I would watch but that Jamie Foxx turd I will never see.

Posted by: steevy at August 26, 2013 05:14 PM (9XBK2)

58 Ashley Judd';s character died a gruesome death in the first five minutes! **** Sold...In the queue as I'm typing ....

Posted by: Beto at August 26, 2013 05:15 PM (MhA4j)

59 CAC! Check your twitter.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 26, 2013 05:15 PM (GEICT)

60 >>>He looks like the love child of Rachel Maddow and Glenn Reynolds. <<<

Uh, that would be the love child of Keith Olbermann and Ellen DeGeneres, wingnut.

Posted by: Fritz at August 26, 2013 05:15 PM (KIHQS)

61 We find Keith Olbermann to be a dangerously-paranoid Stalinist

Posted by: Granma at August 26, 2013 05:15 PM (omBWL)

62 31 Tasker,

I'm here to help...or er not.

Hope you're well.

Posted by: Chelsea10077 at August 26, 2013 05:15 PM (A4hKL)

63 He mocked me for having a job and said he didn't need to work. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 26, 2013 09:11 PM (GEICT) HAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 26, 2013 05:15 PM (qyfb5)

64 MSNBC, when you can't get Pravda.

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 26, 2013 05:15 PM (SxI9Z)

65 #50 She's from my state and this area loathes her will have to watch that movie.

Posted by: 4th Horseman of the Apocalypse ( Yes I Have Arrived) at August 26, 2013 05:15 PM (KuZ6A)

66 He should try being a conservative. He could have heated arguments with his guests and fellow PMS-NBC commenters. Then he could check his ratings. Now that would be truly amazing.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 26, 2013 05:16 PM (pginn)

67 54 Upton needs a whole show for that.Best.Show.Ever.

Posted by: steevy at August 26, 2013 05:16 PM (9XBK2)

Oh and I forgot- Christina Hendricks and Esther Baxter in nighties ghost hunting in a bouncy castle is the intro.

Posted by: CAC at August 26, 2013 05:16 PM (QdKl5)

69 Al Jazeera America is always hiring.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 26, 2013 05:17 PM (IXrOn)

70 50 Chelsea Prof,

Goddamnit....

now I have to watch the damn thing...it is like the reverse of College where you'd wear out the disk looking at her hot ass....now you wear out the disk watching fire make her ass hot.

Posted by: Chelsea10077 at August 26, 2013 05:17 PM (A4hKL)

71 The March premieres tomorrow on PBS about black civil rights. My, how the months do fly!

Posted by: adams februany porn at August 26, 2013 05:17 PM (gQKHE)

72 I hear that Al Jazeera America is hiring.

Posted by: Hurricane Chelsea at August 26, 2013 05:18 PM (pginn)

73 >>>> What does BPD mean? Bipolar disorder

Posted by: L, elle at August 26, 2013 05:18 PM (0PiQ4)

74 I agree. Kate Upton *should* do YouTube reviews of trampolines.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 26, 2013 05:19 PM (qyfb5)

75 Tool Box FOR SALE $6500.00
Discounts for morons at AOSHQ.

Posted by: FUBAR at August 26, 2013 05:20 PM (Cs2tJ)

76 Bipolar disorder Posted by: L, elle at August 26, 2013 09:18 PM Not Boudoir Pole Dancing?

Posted by: Beto at August 26, 2013 05:20 PM (MhA4j)

that would be the love child of Keith Olbermann and Ellen DeGeneres, wingnut.

I wouldn't fuck Keith Olbermann with any of my assorted penises.

Posted by: Ellen GeGeneres at August 26, 2013 05:20 PM (1TeKU)

78 Eric Wemple is a freaking tool, lose him and that's saying something...

Posted by: Chelsea Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 26, 2013 05:20 PM (2BHYC)

79 I'm gone now.

Posted by: FUBAR at August 26, 2013 05:20 PM (Cs2tJ)

80 Chris, you may run like Hayes but you broadcast like shit.

Posted by: Lou Brown at August 26, 2013 05:21 PM (BAS5M)

81 I donÂ’t know who he is. I donÂ’t care to find out. I want to see if TFG is going to bomb Syria and/or Libya. I read that Cameron has been pushing him to do it this week. Why doesnÂ’t Cameron bomb Syria instead of The US?

Posted by: CarolT at August 26, 2013 05:21 PM (z4WKX)

82 Keith got lost inside of me one night IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 26, 2013 05:21 PM (Aif/5)

83 76 Malamutt,

Rome jumped the shark back when he decided that Hobo Through the Windshield was a black mark against mankind...

Posted by: Chelsea10077 at August 26, 2013 05:22 PM (A4hKL)

Butter is my fwend!

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at August 26, 2013 05:22 PM (znXdl)

85 Why doesnÂ’t Cameron bomb Syria instead of The US? Posted by: CarolT at August 26, 2013 09:21 PM (z4WKX) With what?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 26, 2013 05:22 PM (qyfb5)

86 MSNBC should just merge with AL Jazzera and the DNC and make it official

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 26, 2013 05:22 PM (9Xc5j)

87 "Kate Upton" and "trampoline" and "worst television show imaginable"? C'mon, throw a car chase in and it's perfect.

Posted by: Furious George at August 26, 2013 05:23 PM (P85Pz)

88 With what? Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith Single Malt and Spring Water

Posted by: Beto at August 26, 2013 05:23 PM (MhA4j)

89 Wait oreilley is Fox's ratings king? But just the other day someone was swearing that Greta was the ratings juggernaut of the channel. Of course they smelled like urine and catnip when claiming this too.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 26, 2013 05:23 PM (4Ym61)

90

Contest:

Say the ratings are bad in the best worst pseudo intellectual fashion.

"Yes, the ratings are bad, but to be able to continue on in the spirit of Godel is what I've always wanted, our audience will come along, soon enough."

"A mere ticky-tack arrondissement of the totality of the offerings we have."

"As we say, floating all the way good chap!"

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Commissar at August 26, 2013 05:24 PM (HQml1)

91 OK, so you don't even need a car chase.

Posted by: Furious George at August 26, 2013 05:24 PM (P85Pz)

92 76 And speaking of guys who appear to have jumped the shark.....Ladies and Gentlemen I give you......Jim Rome. His Showtime gig is unwatchable. Too PC and Rome is jonesing for a famous athlete to come out. If LeBron announced he was gay, Rome would faint on the spot.

Posted by: Mallamutt at August 26, 2013 09:20 PM (OWjjx)

--He also let his radio show go to pot with mostly horrawful guest hosts for the past two weeks.

Posted by: chelseaprof at August 26, 2013 05:24 PM (bufJH)

78
that would be the love child of Keith Olbermann and Ellen DeGeneres, wingnut.

Just cannot believe that Degenerate gets to "hit" Portia DeRossi. fo' reals?

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at August 26, 2013 05:24 PM (znXdl)

94 Of course they smelled like urine and catnip when claiming this too. -------- *Sobs* She still hasn't responded to my emailed selfies.

Posted by: Tom Sawyer at August 26, 2013 05:24 PM (Aif/5)

Chris Hayes . . . he's . . . . .

Blech!!!!!

Posted by: KR1 at August 26, 2013 05:24 PM (oEfom)

96 You know, now I'm thinking the "OMG Cameron is bombing the US" version of that gag might have gone down better.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 26, 2013 05:25 PM (qyfb5)

97 Say what you want, H8Rs ... but The Theme from Shaft ... funky groove, groovy funk!

Posted by: Adriane... at August 26, 2013 05:26 PM (1HMK1)

98 We have a Mc Donald's we can't go to anymore because they only ever have MSDNC on. Usually shows about pervert predators on weekend mornings with the kids. The employees say the owner won't let them change the channel, so that's it.

Posted by: Justamom at August 26, 2013 05:26 PM (Sptt8)

99 85 Why doesnÂ’t Cameron bomb Syria instead of The US? Posted by: CarolT at August 26, 2013 09:21 PM (z4WKX) With what? Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 26, 2013 09:22 PM (qyfb5) Cameron: "Let's you and him fight"

Posted by: rickl at August 26, 2013 05:26 PM (sdi6R)

100

Except that Portia ruined her face with surgery, halfway through Arrested Development. Now she looks like a crack whore. Damn Bawney Fwank sock.

Posted by: Guido 'Prog H8tr + raaaaacist' at August 26, 2013 05:26 PM (znXdl)

101 "Of course that doesn't mean he's burned out of being a shitsack of a human being and throwing rages and snits and generally behaving like a BPD drama addict."

Ace could have just disabled comments after this and flipped me off to my face and I wouldn't have cared. Thread Complete.

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at August 26, 2013 05:26 PM (AhcXF)

102 Cameron: "Let's you and him fight" Posted by: rickl at August 26, 2013 09:26 PM (sdi6R) Isn't that France's National Motto?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 26, 2013 05:26 PM (qyfb5)

103 Olberman not going political will last until they end up covering a sports player that makes a statement that they can spin to be homophobic. Then he will go full meltdown.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 26, 2013 05:27 PM (4Ym61)

104 if hayes did a 10min porn start interview segment with each show the ratings would soar

Posted by: Chelsea Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 26, 2013 05:27 PM (2BHYC)

105 Queen - The Show Must Go On
http://youtu.be/-cn-hbYZrFY

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 26, 2013 05:27 PM (SxI9Z)

106 98 We have a Mc Donald's we can't go to anymore because they only ever have MSDNC on. Usually shows about pervert predators on weekend mornings with the kids. The employees say the owner won't let them change the channel, so that's it. ______ He must have inherited the franchise.

Posted by: Furious George at August 26, 2013 05:27 PM (P85Pz)

107 52. Ooooooh Better off dead reference ***golf clap***

Posted by: Navycopjoe at August 26, 2013 05:27 PM (frroL)

108 MSNBC should just merge with AL Jazzera and the DNC and make it official Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 26, 2013 09:22 PM

And RT - maybe between the two and the Russian state money they can get enough stashed away for the electric bill.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at August 26, 2013 05:28 PM (6xhLc)

109 Anyone got crack?

Posted by: Lamar Odom at August 26, 2013 05:28 PM (bufJH)

110 ">>>> What does BPD mean?

Bipolar disorder"

I thought it was Borderline Personality Disorder.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at August 26, 2013 05:29 PM (MMDO6)

111 Â¡hola!

Posted by: univision at August 26, 2013 05:29 PM (uH46F)

112 Prediction: If Olberman sticks to the "Sports Keith" persona he rode to tremendous (and well-earned imo) popularity as a strictly sports guy, and he never ever ever ever ever ever mentions his poisonous personal politics ever ever ever again on or off the air, he will I think quickly recover his standing among sports fans who loved him at ESPN even as they quite correctly couldnt stand him at MSNBC.

He was simply good good and too likeable way way way back in the day when all he ever did was talk sports, and before he entered political media & mutated into/revealed himself as the Worlds Biggest Lefty Douchebag on Earth.

Posted by: miked at August 26, 2013 05:30 PM (iZiIb)

113 109. Please see your wife bending over Navywife ass ton of crack

Posted by: Navycopjoe at August 26, 2013 05:30 PM (frroL)

114 BPD = Big prissy dick.

Posted by: Guido 'Prog H8tr + raaaaacist' at August 26, 2013 05:30 PM (znXdl)

115 Still not sure if the UK has replenished RAF war stocks after the short action over Libya. That is how anemic the UK MoD has become, that short campaign made them shoot the bolt on the Typhoon.

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 26, 2013 05:31 PM (SxI9Z)

116 I thought it was Borderline Personality Disorder. Posted by: Rusty Nail at August 26, 2013 09:29 PM (MMDO6) Breznyezh Poljanitza Dulushjyak. ... I have no idea if that eve means anything, I totally made it up. It probably means "Hatrack (not a word) chrome-plated bottle".

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 26, 2013 05:31 PM (qyfb5)

117 This is what is wrong with the media today.....some Assclown sits in a room at a half assed network and actually says " let's hire Keith Olberman for the job." Really?.... Keith O is a no talent hack who assumes he is intelligent....and yes he assumes wrong. As usual.

Posted by: IrishEd at August 26, 2013 05:31 PM (bfm04)

118 112. Didn't Sarah Palin start off as a sportscaster? They should invite her as a guest commentator on one of his shows

Posted by: Navycopjoe at August 26, 2013 05:32 PM (frroL)

119 that short campaign made them shoot the bolt on the Typhoon. Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 26, 2013 09:31 PM (SxI9Z) *so to speak*

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 26, 2013 05:32 PM (qyfb5)

120 I watch MSNBC quite a bit . I don't know who this Hayes fellow is because I know for a fact that MSNBC only has one program and its called Lock Up and I've never seen this Hayes person.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at August 26, 2013 05:33 PM (aPEuQ)

121 He was simply good good and too likeable way way way back in the day when all he ever did was talk sports, and before he entered political media mutated into/revealed himself as the Worlds Biggest Lefty Douchebag on Earth.
Posted by: miked at August 26, 2013 09:30 PM

He's too damaged and set in his ways now. He's already said he'd like to start a "Worst Sports Person on Earth" schtick which, if he starts harping on players, will turn off fans one team at a time until he's back in his bathtub.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at August 26, 2013 05:34 PM (6xhLc)

122 Hello from St. Louis! Grand slam Cardinals.

Posted by: Vendette at August 26, 2013 05:36 PM (gcO96)

123 Mero, you are being way too cryptic for me to even attempt to grok. Shall I try and read the bumps on your cranium? What do you mean?

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 26, 2013 05:36 PM (SxI9Z)

124 15 minutes of Kate Upton's Astronomy show in which she describes the night sky whilst bouncing on a trampoline,

I am all for viewing heavenly bodies.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2013 05:36 PM (60Q+L)

125
You wing nuts may hate me for what I say, but there is one undeniable fact of life. I fucked Laura Ingraham and you didn't.

Posted by: Keef Olbermann at August 26, 2013 05:36 PM (pJF+c)

126 Yeah, MSDNC's lowbrow programming really is telling of their audience. Who but a lowlife would want to watch those shows? Probably looking for a relative in the background of the prison.

Posted by: Justamom at August 26, 2013 05:37 PM (Sptt8)

127 112 MikeD,

Counter prediction...

fuck him.

Posted by: Chelsea10077 at August 26, 2013 05:37 PM (A4hKL)

128 Mero, you are being way too cryptic for me to even attempt to grok. Shall I try and read the bumps on your cranium? What do you mean? Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 26, 2013 09:36 PM (SxI9Z) You mean the *so to speak* thing? Just momentary humor riffing on the "shot their bolt" as a euphemism. Just a word joke.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 26, 2013 05:38 PM (qyfb5)

129 119 112. Didn't Sarah Palin start off as a sportscaster? They should invite her as a guest commentator on one of his shows Posted by: Navycopjoe at August 26, 2013 09:32 PM (frroL) That would be entertaining, for sure.

Posted by: rickl at August 26, 2013 05:38 PM (sdi6R)

130 127 Keef Olberdouche,

in Peruvia Laura Ingram fucks you

Posted by: Chelsea10077 at August 26, 2013 05:38 PM (A4hKL)

131
I plan on twerking tonight with the entire debate team from GWU. That's does mean sucking cock while standing on your head doesn't it?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 26, 2013 05:38 PM (pJF+c)

132 Also, Anna, how do you know about the bumps on my cranium? Has somebody been talking out of school about my huge, misshapen half-alien head?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 26, 2013 05:39 PM (qyfb5)

133 Go Cards! ⚾⚾⚾⚾⚾⚾⚾⚾⚾⚾⚾⚾

Posted by: Justamom at August 26, 2013 05:39 PM (Sptt8)

134 So...Chelsea Olbermann doesn't like politics anymore? Is it possible even he is experiencing buyers remorse? Nah!

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at August 26, 2013 05:40 PM (uxi9i)

135 Rickl, make it a cage broadcast. Two go in, Palin walks out.

Merovign, guess I did not parse it correctly. Shot the bolt was literally true, they ran out of kit to keep flying and arming the Typhoons.

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 26, 2013 05:40 PM (SxI9Z)

136 but there is one undeniable fact of life. I fucked Laura Ingraham and you didn't. **cough*beard*cough**cough**

Posted by: The Ronco Pocket Fisherman Infomercial at August 26, 2013 05:41 PM (QupBk)

137
I'm really depressed over Obama's performance, and need a booster to stop feeling so depressed and flat.

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at August 26, 2013 05:41 PM (pJF+c)

138 in Peruvia Laura Ingram fucks you Posted by: Chelsea10077 at August 26, 2013 09:38 PM (A4hKL) (goes to PriceLine.com to check ticket prices)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 26, 2013 05:41 PM (qyfb5)

139 Thought you were a Sith Lord. Isn't large lumpy cranium part of job description? Especially after Palpatine got all wrinkly from the Windu Treatment.

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 26, 2013 05:42 PM (SxI9Z)

140 Go Cards!
⚾⚾⚾⚾⚾⚾⚾⚾⚾⚾⚾⚾

Posted by: Justamom at August 26, 2013 09:39 PM (Sptt

--Oh good dog, stop with the baseball shit! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

Posted by: chelseaprof at August 26, 2013 05:42 PM (bufJH)

141 Rachel Corrie has a deflated ego

Posted by: Beto at August 26, 2013 05:42 PM (MhA4j)

142 138 Rickl, make it a cage broadcast. Two go in, Palin walks out. Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 26, 2013 09:40 PM (SxI9Z) I still want to see Sarah play Barky in basketball one-on-one. There isn't enough popcorn in the world for that.

Posted by: rickl at August 26, 2013 05:43 PM (sdi6R)

143
Hey Merovign, when you reach Lima, give me a call and we can meet for a little party time with hot chicks and blow in my cell. Bring a few hundred bucks.

Posted by: Johan Van Der Sloot at August 26, 2013 05:43 PM (pJF+c)

144 Rachel Corrie is a really depressive blogger... and her humour falls flat too.

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 26, 2013 05:43 PM (SxI9Z)

145 MSNBC.

Otherwise known as the Douchebag Collective.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 26, 2013 05:43 PM (vnB5E)

146
Didn't Sarah Palin start off as a sportscaster?
They should invite her as a guest commentator on one of his shows

She'd have him dressed and gutted within the first thirty seconds.

Posted by: Chelsea Wicket at August 26, 2013 05:43 PM (7gWmN)

147 Posted by: Keef Olbermann

Dude, is this true? If so, my mind has just been blown by the new lens through which I view life.

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at August 26, 2013 05:44 PM (AhcXF)

148 Sarah play Barky in basketball one-on-one *** With both of them in heels

Posted by: Beto at August 26, 2013 05:44 PM (MhA4j)

149 Posted by: Justamom at August 26, 2013 09:37 Lock Up is very educational and I would make every school show it as part of their curriculum.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at August 26, 2013 05:44 PM (8xOfO)

150 I have an archetypical Left/Liberal friend, he has lived his entire life in the shadow of ivory tower academics. When I jibe him the with the evidence that MSNBC is watched by dwindling population of viewers, he always replies that, "That is because only discerning people watch". I have pointed out the *other* possibility, that only undiscerning people watch.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 26, 2013 05:45 PM (aDwsi)

151 Baseball? You know who that means I am now obligated to bring up?

Posted by: Mallamutt

Something about Dynamite and the noise it makes when detonated?

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at August 26, 2013 05:45 PM (AhcXF)

152 Sarah play Barky in basketball one-on-one
------------------

Skeet shoot-out.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 26, 2013 05:46 PM (aDwsi)

153
I had a shot at Sarah, but ideology prevented me from long-dicking the bitch.

Posted by: Keef Olbermann at August 26, 2013 05:47 PM (pJF+c)

154 Skeet shoot-out.

Posted by: Mike Hammer

And there was much skeet that day...

I denounce myself.

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at August 26, 2013 05:47 PM (AhcXF)

155

Sarah play Barky in basketball one-on-one

------------------

Skeet shoot-out.

If she's skins, it will.

Posted by: garrett at August 26, 2013 05:47 PM (1TeKU)

156 Thought you were a Sith Lord. Isn't large lumpy cranium part of job description? Especially after Palpatine got all wrinkly from the Windu Treatment. Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 26, 2013 09:42 PM (SxI9Z) We don't discriminate in our hiring practices. As long as you look good in the uniform. Twi'leks and Zeltrons encouraged to apply.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 26, 2013 05:48 PM (qyfb5)

157 MSNBC is losing to reruns of My Mother the Car

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 26, 2013 05:49 PM (TGA2G)

158
I'm at hour eight of a four hour max Viagra session, and wonder whether to call in a couple of hookers or go to the emergency room?

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at August 26, 2013 05:49 PM (pJF+c)

159 Hey Merovign, when you reach Lima, give me a call and we can meet for a little party time with hot chicks and blow in my cell. Bring a few hundred bucks. Posted by: Johan Van Der Sloot at August 26, 2013 09:43 PM (pJF+c) ^^^^ May have missed the whole "Peruvia" thing...

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 26, 2013 05:49 PM (qyfb5)

160 Meanwhile in Hawai'i the jury returns a hung verdict in the Deedy murder trial.

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 26, 2013 05:49 PM (SxI9Z)

161 Any game that switches to Olbermann gets switched to the weather station, infomercials, cooking shows, gold prospecting, or pR0n - whichever I hit first - for the rest of the game.

Yes, it's a boycott. Don't care if it accomplishes nothing. It'll spare me my brain. Imagine, watching football spares more brain than watching football with Olbermann. If I'm going to get Idiocracy, I still want it with less Olbermann.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 26, 2013 05:49 PM (eHIJJ)

162 So does the Sith Corps take Peruvian Llama Lamas?

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 26, 2013 05:51 PM (SxI9Z)

163 With what? Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith I read heÂ’s urging TFG to bomb Syria. Why doesnÂ’t he arrange it with NATO or the UN? ItÂ’s a no win situation. SCOAMF should have shut his mouth about Â“red lines.Â”

Posted by: CarolT at August 26, 2013 05:51 PM (z4WKX)

164 Chelsea = Bradley, Unmanning.

Posted by: jwpaine @PirateBallerina at August 26, 2013 05:51 PM (/lWM8)

165 Lima in Peru. Non Peruvia.

Posted by: univision at August 26, 2013 05:52 PM (uH46F)

166 164 Mero,

AoSHQ....miss a month miss a lot.

Posted by: Chelsea10077 at August 26, 2013 05:52 PM (A4hKL)

167 In Peruvia, male traitors are immediately subjected to a sex change.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 26, 2013 05:53 PM (aDwsi)

168 MSNBC for all your tampon viewing pleasure.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at August 26, 2013 05:54 PM (SzAZ7)

169 168 CarolT,

Giggles is going to piss off the Ivans enough to "accidentally" drop an atomic demolition munition off a truck on the Tabriz corridor I'd wager...

seriously homeboy will get us nuked b/c the world knows he's a c**t and will not retaliate.

Posted by: Chelsea10077 at August 26, 2013 05:54 PM (A4hKL)

170 In Peruvia, male traitors are immediately subjected to a sex change.

By firing squad.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 26, 2013 05:54 PM (aDwsi)

171 When I jibe him the with the evidence that MSNBC is watched by dwindling population of viewers, he always replies that, "That is because only discerning people watch".

So their appeal is becoming more selective.

Posted by: the Ronulans who said 'war is not the answer' in 2002 at August 26, 2013 05:54 PM (d7tB2)

172

OT meeting at my oldest kids school about college

Selective colleges in CA used to only accept about 2 per cent out of state students. Because of budgetary problems in the state of California, they have lowered standards and are now accepting at least 9 per cent out of state students. The academic bubble has not burst yet, they are just looking for new marks.

Also, Quanell X, leader of the Houston New Black Panther Party, so vile he was kicked out of Nation of Islam, leader of the ridiculous march through River Oaks, is speaking at my kid's Jewish school.

Time to raise Hell

Posted by: thunderb at August 26, 2013 05:54 PM (zOTsN)

173 Fritz: "Nothing says economic mobility like a degree from the Cornell Cow College."

I swear I read that as "Clown" college. Olbermann has just that kind of subliminal power.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 26, 2013 05:54 PM (eHIJJ)

174 172 Mike Hammer,

and females are made males...confusing?

Da and effective just ask Uncle Jan Neopolitino and Ray Maddow

Posted by: Chelsea10077 at August 26, 2013 05:55 PM (A4hKL)

175 / off stinky sock.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at August 26, 2013 05:55 PM (d7tB2)

176 He mocked me for having a job and said he didn't need to work.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 26, 2013 09:11 PM (GEICT)

HAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 26, 2013 09:15 PM (qyfb5)

There is a lyric in Jimmie Rodgers "Blue Yodel #9", in which he says "I'm a Tennesse hustler, and I don't have to work". I went looking for it on Youtube, and found this rendering: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUeHlyDNki0

Just amazing. Johnny Cash and Louis Armstrong. You gotta watch it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2013 05:55 PM (60Q+L)

177 167 So does the Sith Corps take Peruvian Llama Lamas? Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 26, 2013 09:51 PM (SxI9Z) http://bit.ly/17ZTTOd Sorry, wrong franchise.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 26, 2013 05:55 PM (qyfb5)

178 Keith lacks the gravitas to be a graduate from a clown college.

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 26, 2013 05:56 PM (SxI9Z)

179 Also, Quanell X, leader of the Houston New Black Panther Party, so vile he was kicked out of Nation of Islam, leader of the ridiculous march through River Oaks, is speaking at my kid's Jewish school.

What, was Kevin MacDonald not available?

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at August 26, 2013 05:56 PM (d7tB2)

180 And coming soon from an SSGN near you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ly4uDADRObQ seems to be a topic for the the night

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 26, 2013 05:56 PM (9Xc5j)

181 The Struggle. Just like when I push Mathew's face into the pillow.

Posted by: Chris Hayes at August 26, 2013 05:56 PM (bUmSq)

182 I would have paid $ to go see that movie if Lord Vader had Force Choked the whole cast and JJ Abrams.

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 26, 2013 05:57 PM (SxI9Z)

183

In 1995, Quanell X was quoted in the New York Daily News as saying,

"I say to Jewish America: Get ready Â… knuckle up, put your boots on, because we're ready and the war is going down. Â… The real deal is this: Black youth do not want a relationship with the Jewish community or the mainstream white community or the foot shuffling, head-bowing, knee bobbing black community. Â… All you Jews can go straight to hell."^[

Posted by: thunderb at August 26, 2013 05:58 PM (zOTsN)

184 I would have paid $ to go see that movie if Lord Vader had Force Choked the whole cast and JJ Abrams. Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 26, 2013 09:57 PM (SxI9Z) If you know how it ended, you will know why my friends said the movie had a sad ending. Pine may be good at something, this just wasn't it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 26, 2013 05:59 PM (qyfb5)

185 A song we used to sing in school, to the tune of "Far Above Cayuga's Waters"

Far above Cayugas's waters
There's an awful smell
Some say it's Cayuga's waters
We say it's Cornell

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 26, 2013 05:59 PM (aDwsi)

186 Nevergiveup, wonder how long it takes to flush out 154 Tomahawks. Hate if a Syrian/Russian Helix or Hormone spotted an SSGN just as it starts to launch.

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 26, 2013 05:59 PM (SxI9Z)

187 Keefums, Snithead De Luxe

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars[/i][/b][/s] at August 26, 2013 05:59 PM (N6l/o)

188 Also, Quanell X, leader of the Houston New Black Panther Party, so vile he was kicked out of Nation of Islam, leader of the ridiculous march through River Oaks, is speaking at my kid's Jewish school. Posted by: thunderb at August 26, 2013 09:54 PM (zOTsN) WTFFITFFWWT? It's like some people got the first half of a brain transplant done and ran out of money.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 26, 2013 06:01 PM (qyfb5)

189 seriously homeboy will get us nuked b/c the world knows he's a c**t and will not retaliate. Posted by: Chelsea10077 at August 26, 2013 09:54 PM (A4hKL) He is a wimp and thatÂ’s why itÂ’s a no win situation. you do not make threats unless you plan on keeping them.

Posted by: CarolT at August 26, 2013 06:02 PM (z4WKX)

190 Yes I know how it ended. Some of the worst writing ever. Abrams and his writers took that scene from Wrath and completely trivialized it. Which now that I think on it, all who do remakes are all trying to prove they are better than the original and hence trivialize the previous version.

The guy who played Quark on the TV show, Benjamin ... what is his name .. had an interesting quote. "Don't remake successes, remake flops."

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 26, 2013 06:02 PM (SxI9Z)

191 Having Quanell speak at a Jewish school is like a Coptic church inviting Morsi to lead the Sunday prayers

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at August 26, 2013 06:03 PM (d7tB2)

192 Can we banhammer 136 pls?

Posted by: Navycopjoe at August 26, 2013 06:03 PM (dr6XJ)

193
Baseball? You know who that means I am now obligated to bring up?

Kate Upton on a trampoline talking about baseball. Uh duh.

Posted by: Chelsea Wicket at August 26, 2013 06:03 PM (7gWmN)

194 Nevergiveup, wonder how long it takes to flush out 154 Tomahawks. Hate if a Syrian/Russian Helix or Hormone spotted an SSGN just as it starts to launch. Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 26, 2013 09:59 PM (SxI9Z) No idea. Actually they don't have to be so close. No sure what there nautical range is now a days. But I assume they fire a salvo and then move out to a new location.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 26, 2013 06:03 PM (9Xc5j)

195 Don't call my bluff!

Posted by: Barky Underpants at August 26, 2013 06:04 PM (SzAZ7)

196 Can we banhammer 136 pls?

Astros fan, I take it?

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at August 26, 2013 06:04 PM (d7tB2)

197 Quark? That dick?

Posted by: stan the caddy at August 26, 2013 06:04 PM (uH46F)

198 Imma talk with the school. Imma also gonna email Michael Barry. He lives to embarrass Quanell

Posted by: thunderb at August 26, 2013 06:04 PM (zOTsN)

199 Go for it thunderb! am yishrael chai

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at August 26, 2013 06:05 PM (d7tB2)

200 Richard Benjamin, they do need to be blasted by the Doomsday Machine for that.

Posted by: Marty McFly at August 26, 2013 06:05 PM (Jsiw/)

201 Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 26, 2013 09:59 PM (SxI9Z) Think their fueling up the B-2s and the tankers?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 26, 2013 06:06 PM (9Xc5j)

202 76 And speaking of guys who appear to have jumped the shark.....Ladies and Gentlemen I give you......Jim Rome. His Showtime gig is unwatchable. Too PC and Rome is jonesing for a famous athlete to come out.

Jim Rome's call-ins are my best argument for a poll test.

Posted by: ELizabeth Bathory at August 26, 2013 06:06 PM (qvify)

203 MSNBC's shit is so hideously, embarrassingly, boringly horrible that it's simply un-watchable. I'd mock it but but why bother? The crap my dog leaves in the back yard is more interesting. It's a channel apparently dedicated to the core principals of racism, race-baiting and sucking Obama's dick because he's black. That this piece of gutter filth is the cable affiliate of a network speaks volumes about the cesspool of mainstream journalism. No wait, that's not being fair to cesspools. I hope each and every one of their Democrat-prostitute anchors is gang raped to death by unemployed transgender minority drug addicts ramped up on Molly, bath salts and midget porn.

Posted by: Blacksheep at August 26, 2013 06:06 PM (bS6uW)

204 Mallamutt: "We should have live blogged Olbermann's premier tonight. That would have been epic."

Oh no no no no. AoSHQ live-blogged Sharknado. Result: Created a monster. AoSHQ live-blogged '08 and '12 presidential elections. Result: An even bigger monster.

No, live-blogging is not a power to be trifled with. With it comes great responsibility. An Olbermannster is a bridge too far.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 26, 2013 06:06 PM (eHIJJ)

205 Nah Marty, feed them to Vaal.

Nevergiveup, they could be. As long as they two man Spirit crew have their cots what is another 24 hour mission?

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 26, 2013 06:07 PM (SxI9Z)

206 Baldi's (Juliette's) post made Insty.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 26, 2013 06:07 PM (lnFK0)

207 No, live-blogging is not a power to be trifled with. With it comes great responsibility. An Olbermannster is a bridge too far.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel
---------------------------

Reportedly, trampoline sales are trending up in Peruvia, so yeah, caution is to be exercised.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 26, 2013 06:09 PM (aDwsi)

208 Abrams and his writers took that scene from Wrath and completely trivialized it. They ripped off Space Seed, Wrath of Khan, *AND* Undiscovered Country, and worse than any of them. They missed *SO* many opportunities they should start an investment bank and only fund restaurants. I liked the actor who played Khan but probably not right for the role and *horribly* abused as a 2-dimensional villain. The guy who played Quark on the TV show, Benjamin ... what is his name .. had an interesting quote. "Don't remake successes, remake flops." Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 26, 2013 10:02 PM (SxI9Z) I *loved* that show like I loved Police Squad. And yes, he was right, and Hollywood is disastrously wrong. We really need someone to start a "new Hollywood" somewhere else divorced from all the inbreeding there.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 26, 2013 06:09 PM (qyfb5)

209 (sniff) Is there a dead Olbie in here?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 26, 2013 06:11 PM (aDwsi)

210 Mike, he's merely resting. Bring in your cat.

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 26, 2013 06:11 PM (SxI9Z)

211 Quark was Armin Shimerman.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at August 26, 2013 06:12 PM (d7tB2)

212 Sarah play Barky in basketball one-on-one I think Antarctic Press already did this as a comic book.

Posted by: White House Economists at August 26, 2013 06:14 PM (CeNUw)

213 Boulder Toilet Hobo from the 1970s it is this Quark we are talking about. Long before Ferengi started their Rules of Acquisition.

http://youtu.be/PIXlSMsndp0

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 26, 2013 06:14 PM (SxI9Z)

214 Lost Planet 3 comes out tomorrow. Still no reviews :^/

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at August 26, 2013 06:15 PM (d7tB2)

215 There can only be one Quark
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kg8o__6bEEY

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at August 26, 2013 06:16 PM (d7tB2)

216 Syria, you guys!

Posted by: AmishDude at August 26, 2013 06:16 PM (xSegX)

217 Nancy Grace beats his ass! And MSDNC is sticking with him???

Posted by: Pimp Daddy Welfare at August 26, 2013 06:16 PM (Jls4P)

218 My god! WTF are you apes doing in here? Smells worse than my litter box, and that's no laughing matter as Hammer hasn't changed it in a week. If he's not in there doing it right now, I'm gonna leave a real eye-watering deposit on the dumbfuck's keyboard. Still.., this place smells worse.

Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at August 26, 2013 06:17 PM (aDwsi)

219 My god! WTF are you apes doing in here? Smells worse than my litter box, and that's no laughing matter as Hammer hasn't changed it in a week. If he's not in there doing it right now, I'm gonna leave a real eye-watering deposit on the dumbfuck's keyboard. Still.., this place smells worse.

Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at August 26, 2013 10:17 PM (aDwsi)

Psst! Mike keeps the sardines in the second desk drawer on left, under the copy of "Big 'Uns".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2013 06:19 PM (60Q+L)

220 Wow, how bad do you have to be to come in behind that horror Nancy Grace?

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 26, 2013 06:21 PM (3EA7Y)

221 Merovign, looking at Quark and his crew's uniforms... I have to ask is that where they stole the uniform for Enterprise???

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 26, 2013 06:23 PM (SxI9Z)

222 Where's the ONT???? I have a burning question to ask the lawyer types.

Posted by: Chelsea d'afrique, late to the meme as usual at August 26, 2013 06:25 PM (r+7wo)

223 211 Baldi's (Juliette's) post made Insty. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 26, 2013 10:07 PM (lnFK0) Cool!

Posted by: rickl at August 26, 2013 06:25 PM (sdi6R)

224 Where's the ONT???? I have a burning question to ask the lawyer types.

Posted by: Chelsea d'afrique, late to the meme as usual at August 26, 2013 10:25 PM (r+7wo)

No shit . . . It's like our platinum memberships are worthless. How you doin', my friend? I'm not a lawyer but I know a million of 'em and work for a couple. Want to put the question out there, just for shits {ampersand} giggles?

Posted by: Peaches at August 26, 2013 06:26 PM (8lmkt)

225 *eewwwss*

This is what I get for just grabbing a box of popcorn off shelf in store without reading the label*

Slightly sweet popcorn? Yuck.

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 26, 2013 06:28 PM (SxI9Z)

226 ont's up . . . suckahs . . .

Posted by: Peaches at August 26, 2013 06:28 PM (8lmkt)

227 BPD is borderline personality disorder got stuck with one for six weeks during my Psych rotation,describes every liberal I've had the misfortune to meet.

Posted by: 4th Horseman of the Apocalypse ( Yes I Have Arrived) at August 26, 2013 06:30 PM (KuZ6A)

228 Hi Peaches!!! &&&&&& (Heh.) Well, my teenage nephew will be moving from deepest darkest Africa to live with me next year. I need to become his legal guardian so I can add him onto my insurance and claim him on my taxes. I looked into legal guardianship in PA, but the only info I found made it appear that his mom would have to be declared unable to care for him. But that's not the case. He's a citizen and my family decided it's best he moves over here, but my sis lives in ddAfrica (they're both visiting currently). I'm wondering if there's a way for her to just assign me as his legal guardian without her having to be declared incompetent? Thanks, much!

Posted by: Chelsea d'afrique, late to the meme as usual at August 26, 2013 06:31 PM (r+7wo)

229 Ugh. Too late, as usual.

Posted by: Chelsea d'afrique, late to the meme as usual at August 26, 2013 06:31 PM (r+7wo)

230

The MS in MSNBC stand for microsoft. This network is the propaganda wing of Micro$oft i.e. Bill Gates, the smartest man in the universe; and, if you don't believe me, just ask him!

Posted by: burt at August 27, 2013 04:03 AM (1+kJ5)

231 @235: No, MSNBC is the propaganda wing exclusively of NBC, or at least the most intense propaganda wing of NBC.

Microsoft used to own 50% of the network, but they gradually sold their entire share to NBC. Microsoft also later withdrew as a co-owner of msnbc.com. It's all owned by NBC Universal now.

Posted by: Joshua at August 27, 2013 07:21 AM (oCZ4e)

232 "What? Showing MSNBC on the big screen in ticker tape fashion -- Iron Man 3, didn't help its ratings?"

The audience jeered. In Los Angeles.

Posted by: ELizabeth Bathory at August 27, 2013 07:45 AM (qvify)

233 #38 Gerry and Sylvia Anderson have a LOT to answer for:

http://tinyurl.com/n7uh3pv

Posted by: ELizabeth Bathory at August 27, 2013 07:49 AM (qvify)

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