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April 09, 2013

The Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon and Ashley Judd's Puffy Faced Dog
— Ace

Ever hear something for the first time in your life, then, in the next several days, you hear it two or three more times?

I just had that happen with "Psychological Support Dog," something I never hear of until @nkronos linked an article about Ashley Judd's dog.

Then I randomly put on an Adam Carolla podcast while I was cooking -- I picked this one because his guest was the only recent one I'd heard of, the Dollar Shave Club dude -- and he spent the first 20 minutes of the show talking about Carrie Fisher's Psychological Support Dog, and how this was a complete fantasy and no one needs a dog to fly on airplanes or to go to work. (His evidence is compelling: Because no one had a Psychological Support Dog four years ago, and no one noticed the absence of such things.)

Anyway, this phenomenon is called the Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon. For no known reason, but it's guessed that whoever dubbed it such had heard of the Baader-Meinhof terrorist ring several times in a few days and so gave it that name. (Actually, update: That does seem exactly why it's called that.)

I think it should be called "dopplewissensehen," which in German means "a whale's vagina."

thanks to @amish1979 and @kingkurmudgeon for putting a name to it.

Posted by: Ace at 04:00 PM | Comments (691)
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1 But in a fair world you WOULD have heard of a psycho support dog!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 09, 2013 04:02 PM (Cnqmv)

2 I think it should be called "dopplewissensehen," which in German means "a whale's vagina."

Which is in and of itself a form of weasel.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at April 09, 2013 04:02 PM (Gk3SS)

3 Ive noticed the same phenomena with words. Recently "twee" seems to be it, much to my chagrin.

Posted by: Lauren at April 09, 2013 04:02 PM (wsGWu)

4 Psychotic dog's I have heard of....don't try to pet them.

Posted by: torabora at April 09, 2013 04:03 PM (f4BVp)

5 It's possible we travel in different circles, but I had the same experience recently with the term "genderqueer."

Posted by: BurtTC at April 09, 2013 04:03 PM (BeSEI)

6 What barbecue sauce goes best with Psychological Support Dog?

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at April 09, 2013 04:03 PM (8ZskC)

7 Whatcha cooking ace?

Posted by: Bosk at April 09, 2013 04:04 PM (n2K+4)

8 >>>Whatcha cooking ace? pancakes. no some chicken-oriented casserole.

Posted by: ace at April 09, 2013 04:04 PM (LCRYB)

9 I had to live in a whale's vagina for a week while I waited for rescue. And you think they smell bad on the outside.

Posted by: Jonah at April 09, 2013 04:04 PM (8ZskC)

10 A nice Chianti and fava beans always go well with .... well almost anything!

Posted by: H Lecter at April 09, 2013 04:05 PM (Cnqmv)

11 Thought that "San Diego" was German for whale's vagina...

Posted by: Emdoc at April 09, 2013 04:05 PM (oe4oA)

12
What's really blowing my mind is I have heard of the
Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon 3 times today.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 09, 2013 04:05 PM (mKNJE)

13 A Psychological Support Dog with a four year degree has spent 28 years in school. Talk about dedication.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 09, 2013 04:06 PM (8ZskC)

14 "dopplewissensehen," So your saying it's not just her face that is puffy?

Posted by: Endeavor to Persevere at April 09, 2013 04:07 PM (zZJJp)

I think it should be called "dopplewissensehen," which in German means "a whale's vagina."

Leave John Kerry out of this.

Posted by: Capt. Queeg at April 09, 2013 04:08 PM (IDSI7)

16 I bet you have a doc write you a note saying that you must have your "psychological support dog" with you at all times. This way you can bring your dog with you where us plebes would have to obey the rules.

Posted by: Waldo Truth at April 09, 2013 04:09 PM (ylg5A)

17 Damn sock.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 09, 2013 04:09 PM (IDSI7)

18 Puffy needs to hire Cesar Millan to train her alpha dog style so her psychodrama is cured and maybe, just maybe some of the swelling will recede. So much water retention puts pressure on the frontal lobe.

Posted by: angel with a sword at April 09, 2013 04:09 PM (Shvc9)

19 I've a Winchester-brand vest for our dog, in hunter orange, of course, on which I have lettered "service dog." She is mid-sized, old, and well-behaved. Well, pretty well-behaved. Anywhats, I take her into stores and other public buildings, just to see what I can get away with. I find if I act like I cannot understand when someone challenges me, but simply act confused and point to the dog, the challenger most often looks at where I point, and says, "OK." She has a pretty face. Not puffy.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at April 09, 2013 04:09 PM (PH+2B)

20 (His evidence is compelling: Because no one had a Psychological Support Dog four years ago, and no one noticed the absence of such things.)

This fits perfectly into my theory about why fat people don't really need the electric carts at Wal-mart.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 09, 2013 04:09 PM (8ZskC)

21 In a more just world Ms. Judd would have a psychological support cat. Dozens of them. And she would live alone in a house that all the kids would be afraid to go near. Instead she is some kind of celebrity.

Posted by: Endeavor to Persevere at April 09, 2013 04:09 PM (zZJJp)

22 bwaha ha ha, if you click on drudge an autoplay starts of the WH soul concert.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 09, 2013 04:09 PM (mKNJE)

23 I've heard of this Phenomenon referred to as "Synchronicity." As a matter of fact, I believe it is detailed in a book (Archimedes Revenge.) I read about two decades ago. Yup. Here it is. A Quick google search yields a Wiki entry for the Phenomenon. XXXXXXhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synchronicity

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at April 09, 2013 04:10 PM (bb5+k)

24 we got tired of vaginas so now we've moved on to whale vaginas? gtk.....gtk....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 09, 2013 04:10 PM (GVxQo)

I had a student who could not, simply could NOT, take her final exam with the rest of the students. No. She had to take it in a private room, where tea and cookies would be served, and wanted her boyfriend there to lend her moral support.

I'm not making this up.

The funny part is that other faculty were actually sympathetic to this. Me, not so much.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 09, 2013 04:11 PM (IDSI7)

26 So y'all don't think Pets For Vets is a worthwhile cause? Studies have shown that a person with depression can be brought out of it by having a pet to take care of.

Posted by: Nobody knows the troubles I've seen at April 09, 2013 04:11 PM (1XRS7)

27 Anywhats, I take her into stores and other public buildings, just to see what I can get away with. So, you use the dog as a booster bag?

Posted by: Waldo Truth at April 09, 2013 04:11 PM (ylg5A)

28 Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 09, 2013 08:11 PM (IDSI7) But you were willing to lend her moron support, right?

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 09, 2013 04:12 PM (Cnqmv)

29 Weak people and children need props.

Posted by: steevy at April 09, 2013 04:12 PM (9XBK2)

30 Ever hear something for the first time in your life, then, in the next several days, you hear it two or three more times?

Yes.

Vajacial.

Posted by: EC at April 09, 2013 04:13 PM (doBIb)

31 >> This fits perfectly into my theory about why fat people don't really need the electric carts at Wal-mart. exactly. I don't want to come down hard on people that messed up, but if you are too fat to buy food, and we, as a society provide means for you to get more food,... well then we are spitting in the eye of evolution and deserve the consequences.

Posted by: Endeavor to Persevere at April 09, 2013 04:13 PM (zZJJp)

32 "vogel" is German slang for dick; it's real meaning is 'bird', but Germans are strange

Good German phrase: "Lassen Sie sich umficken". Doesn't translate well, but more or less. 'get yourself unf*cked'. How is that possible, you ask......

Germans are strange ( did I mention that ?? )

Posted by: Jerry Jack in Jacksonville at April 09, 2013 04:13 PM (Dll6b)

33

Kill them Ashley. Killllll themmm allllll.

Shug - The Registered Psychological Support Dog

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 09, 2013 04:13 PM (kdS6q)

just sayin

but wounded warriors provides therapy dogs for vets with severe PTSD

helps prevent them from becoming shut ins

also very useful in children's hospitals and nursing homes for raising spirits

for people in real, physical distress due to illness, injury or severe trauma

Ms Judd, however, is a narcissistic twat

Posted by: thunderb at April 09, 2013 04:13 PM (+afNf)

35 Whale vaginas smell fishy even though whales are mammals.

Posted by: angel with a sword at April 09, 2013 04:13 PM (Shvc9)

36 so Balder-meinkopf and the red brigades were whale's vaginas?

I'm strangely okay with this malaprop...

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 04:13 PM (LRFds)

37 Aces You Stupid Ass.

Posted by: L, elle at April 09, 2013 04:14 PM (0PiQ4)

38 whale penis is wal penis.....and whale vagina is Wale Scheide

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 09, 2013 04:14 PM (GVxQo)

39 I think it should be called "dopplewissensehen," which in German means "a whale's vagina." That's Austrian, dumbass.

Posted by: Barky O, SuperGenius at April 09, 2013 04:14 PM (Q0bVv)

40 Nothing wrong with a psychological support dog but Buttermilk or Shug looks more like a Hostage Dog.

Posted by: Waldo Truth at April 09, 2013 04:15 PM (ylg5A)

41 19 little shtning man,

your dog or the other bitch in KY?

//sorry no offense meant to your dog

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 04:15 PM (LRFds)

But you were willing to lend her moron support, right?

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 09, 2013 08:12 PM (Cnqmv)

But of course. That, and swift kick in the ass.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 09, 2013 04:15 PM (IDSI7)

43 Walpenis sounds like an Slovenian skiing resort.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 09, 2013 04:15 PM (Q0bVv)

44 31 I'm still peplexed,I see the one ad with celebs telling me one in five children go to bed hungry than minutes later one with Mooch telling me one in three are obese.

Posted by: steevy at April 09, 2013 04:15 PM (9XBK2)

45 Ashley Judd ist bat ScheiÃŸe verrÃ¼ckt

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 09, 2013 04:15 PM (GVxQo)

46 Whale vaginas smell fishy even though whales are mammals.

I thought mammals have tits.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 09, 2013 04:15 PM (8ZskC)

47 25 jay guevera,

if we ever get to having a genuine Mandarin class in this nation you'll see more little princes and princesses...

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 04:15 PM (LRFds)

48 Nothing a little Vagasil couldn't fix, I suppose. Well, a lot of Vagasil.

Posted by: jakeman at April 09, 2013 04:16 PM (96M6e)

49 21 In a more just world Ms. Judd would have a psychological support cat. Dozens of them. And she would live alone in a house that all the kids would be afraid to go near.

--------

*slitty eyes*

Posted by: curiously caustic at April 09, 2013 04:16 PM (lVPtV)

I think dogs do admirable work as therapy animals. And for some kids they are absolutely psychological support dogs and as necessary to those kids as breathing.

But, I have difficulty reconciling the concept in terms of Hollywood stars. Those dogs just seem like another prop for the stars.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2013 04:16 PM (RZ8pf)

51 A professor at a public university in Texas is under investigation from school administrators for allegedly forcing students in her graphic design class to create anti-gun posters for a personal anti-gun campaign she had launched. Midwestern State University Provost and Vice President for Academic Affairs Betty Stewart confirmed to Campus Reform Friday the school has launched an investigation into professor Jennifer YucusÂ’ conduct after a student filed an official complaint on Thursday. According to the complaint, obtained by Campus Reform, the professor compelled students in her graphic design class to create artwork opposing firearms on campus and opposing pro-gun legislation currently pending before the Texas state legislature. The professor then used the artwork students created online to publicize an anti-gun petition entitled Â“MSU is anti-Concealed Carry on CampusÂ” and on a now deleted Facebook page opposing firearms, says the complaint. Â“On Monday, April 1, around 7 PM (class was 5:30 Â– 8:20), Jennifer Yucus, Assistant Professor of Graphic Art/Design, compelled students from her Computers For Artists class to advocate in favor of a political petition opposing firearms on campus, in opposition to a pair of bills currently before the Texas legislature, using personal art materials and MSU resources,Â” reads the complaint. Where do these public school employees get the balls to do shit like this?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 09, 2013 04:16 PM (9Bj8R)

52 Studies have shown that a person with depression can be brought out of it by having a pet to take care of. Posted by: Nobody knows the troubles I've seen at April 09, 2013 08:11 PM (1XRS7) Yes, as usual the emphasis is all wrong here. Dog (and cat and horse) interaction has been shown to be beneficial for depression. The fact that AJ NEEDS such support is a valid discussion point related to her overall ability to represent the State of KY in Congress. Unfortunately, with or without the dog, she is probably as sane as 52% of the Democrats currently serving in Congress.

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 09, 2013 04:16 PM (Cnqmv)

she is just being an asshole.

Like the dicks who claim to have every type of bizarre allergy in the world, not because they are really allergic, but the want to world to bend to their every little whim.

You find a lot of them in NYC

Posted by: thunderb at April 09, 2013 04:16 PM (+afNf)

54 >>>23 I've heard of this Phenomenon referred to as "Synchronicity." As a matter of fact, I believe it is detailed in a book (Archimedes Revenge.) I read about two decades ago. I was actually going to call it synchronicity but I wasn't sure if that was right. I think synchronicity (now checking, not saying I knew this) refers to odd but meaningful coincidences, like dreaming someone's in a car crash and then they are. When this phenomenon seems more trivial and more about patterns of noticing things (or patterns of noticing when you notice things).

Posted by: ace at April 09, 2013 04:16 PM (LCRYB)

55 In a more just world Ms. Judd would have a psychological support cat. Dozens of them. And she would live alone in a house that all the kids would be afraid to go near.
Instead she is some kind of celebrity. Posted by: Endeavor to Persevere at April 09, 2013 08:09 PM (zZJJp)

If you read the article earlier, it mentioned that in addition to the two psychological support dogs, there were also five cats.

I was shocked, shocked to hear that I say.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I must collect my winnings.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at April 09, 2013 04:16 PM (Gk3SS)

56 In fairness, that poor dog, Shug, is probably so neurotic, its hair is falling out in clumps and it pees everywhere.

What sort of psychological support is the dog getting?

Posted by: Fritz at April 09, 2013 04:17 PM (WM+rJ)

57 She was something 20 years ago. Now she makes me wanna puke.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 09, 2013 04:17 PM (n8LUb)

58 44 31 I'm still peplexed,I see the one ad with celebs telling me one in five children go to bed hungry than minutes later one with Mooch telling me one in three are obese. The fat one just ate two of the others.

Posted by: Endeavor to Persevere at April 09, 2013 04:17 PM (zZJJp)

So, you use the dog as a booster bag?Posted by: Waldo Truth at April 09, 2013 08:11 PM (ylg5A)

Perfect for stealing Winchester-brand vests in hunter orange.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 09, 2013 04:17 PM (IDSI7)

60 Before they gave out the carts really fat people presumably shopped less.Did everything less,other than eating.

Posted by: steevy at April 09, 2013 04:17 PM (9XBK2)

61 40 Waldo truth,

back when life goes on was in first run I used to do a gag where I'd mimic Chris Burke's voice and say "I am holding dis show hostage...I want....a....whoppa I want a whoppa!"

probably funnier when drunk and young

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 04:17 PM (LRFds)

62 One of the creeps at LGF once posted a link to a story about himself and his psych service dog, and being discriminated against because nobody recognized the dog as a legit service dog. Fat douchebag judging by the picture with the article, the name escapes me though.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 09, 2013 04:17 PM (ZshNr)

63 Something tells me a support dog would really fuck up hobo hunting. I'll bet the little fuckers can't keep quiet.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 09, 2013 04:17 PM (wR+pz)

64 Studies have shown that a person with depression can be brought out of it by having a pet to take care of.

It doesn't even have to be your pet.

Posted by: Andrew Mendoza, Horse Whisperer at April 09, 2013 04:17 PM (8ZskC)

65 Someone give Puffy Face a stuffed support monkey and let's be done with this nonsense.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2013 04:18 PM (lVPtV)

66 lincolntf lol.....NED!!!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 09, 2013 04:18 PM (GVxQo)

67 from MD

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 09, 2013 04:18 PM (GVxQo)

68 53 ThunderB,

yes...the "precious is so allergic to peanuts they must not be consumed within 45 miles" types...

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 04:18 PM (LRFds)

69 So, Ace, what would that be in French?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 09, 2013 04:18 PM (+z4pE)

70 Support dog? That would be one big enough to feed your entire family.

Posted by: Injuin Black Foot Barry, the one that eats dogs at April 09, 2013 04:18 PM (wR+pz)

71 But, I have difficulty reconciling the concept in terms of Hollywood stars. Those dogs just seem like another prop for the stars.

They're for the "B" listers who can't afford Cambodian orphans.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 09, 2013 04:19 PM (8ZskC)

72 Studies have shown that a person with depression can be brought out of it by having a pet to take care of. That's wonderful. If you can't conduct a softball interview without a puppy sitting on your lap, you're not fit for enacting legislation.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 09, 2013 04:19 PM (Q0bVv)

73 Beider-Meinoff Komplex. Great movie!

Posted by: Funeral guy at April 09, 2013 04:19 PM (3dHo2)

74 62 LincolnTF,

does it rhyme with Jharles Chonson?

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 04:19 PM (LRFds)

75 46 Hey Joe, Whales do have tits but their glands are rather small compared to their overall size so they go unnoticed. However, Puffy is starting a foundation to proved whales with breast enhancement surgery.

Posted by: angel with a sword at April 09, 2013 04:19 PM (Shvc9)

76 Meanwhile, I guess Barry be partyin' on our dime in the WH tonight. Woot!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2013 04:19 PM (lVPtV)

77 6 What barbecue sauce goes best with Psychological Support Dog?

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at April 09, 2013 08:03 PM (8ZskC)

I have heard a rumor that Ashley prefers "Goin' Bananas Hot Sauce" more than others. She thinks it is made in Kentucky (even though it has "Key West" right on the label, bless her heart).

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at April 09, 2013 04:20 PM (baL2B)

78 Hah! Good memory!

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 09, 2013 04:20 PM (ZshNr)

79 It would be perfect if this was double posted.

Posted by: toby928© presents at April 09, 2013 04:20 PM (QupBk)

80 Hey so on the topic of The Police, is Sting suing Bruno Mars yet? Because every time I hear that Locked Out of Heaven song on the radio, I think, 'oh, I love this Police song!'

Posted by: mugiwara at April 09, 2013 04:20 PM (hpYnL)

81 3rd time I've heard dopplewissensehen this week.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 09, 2013 04:20 PM (sYTYw)

82 The first time I heard the dog thing was a few months ago, that ditzy actress, Kristen Chenoweth(?sp?) was complaining about an Airlines giving her a hard time about letting her board the plane with her "therapy dog". I'm sure every other asshole in Hollywood has one cause, stress, you guys.

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 09, 2013 04:20 PM (yw4NR)

I see the one ad with celebs telling me one in five children go to bed hungry

That one drives me nuts. Lefty shitheads (BIRM) will babble about "hunger in America," and the "hunger epidemic," and how "people are starving."

I have a question: where the fuck are these people? And why don't they sign up for food stamps, EBT, free pho's, and all the other shit 300 lb. members of the FSA get without the slightest difficulty?

Seriously, though, when's the last time you saw anyone who looked underfed? (Supermodels don't count.) What bullshit.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 09, 2013 04:20 PM (IDSI7)

84 she is just a more complex, and special snow flake than the rest of us and we are so very lucky we have her to guide us as her knowledge and wisdom is so very far superior to ours. Or something

Posted by: thunderb at April 09, 2013 04:21 PM (+afNf)

85 ask me about my whale porn collection.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 09, 2013 04:21 PM (sYTYw)

86 --Frantically designing a psychological-support-dog carry-bag-and-security-blanket with iPad dock and built-in rape whistle--

Posted by: zsasz at April 09, 2013 04:21 PM (MMC8r)

87 so.....ashley judd should not be allowed to have guns.......?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 09, 2013 04:22 PM (GVxQo)

88 76 That's what he does.Parties ,vacations and golfs while fucking up our great country.

Posted by: steevy at April 09, 2013 04:22 PM (9XBK2)

89 78 LincolnTF,

I guess...it is sorta a curse...was this when he was making Sharmuta wear a wig and all?

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 04:22 PM (LRFds)

because goodness knows being an actress is as stressful as being in combat for years on end.

asshole

Posted by: thunderb at April 09, 2013 04:22 PM (+afNf)

91 Puffy Face tweets:

Another quiet retreat ahead, giving myself the gift of time! I'll not be online, don't forget about me though !

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2013 04:22 PM (lVPtV)

92 If you sob for 8 hours because your First-Class seat still forces you to endure the horrifying clink of metal against glass, you're not fit to enact legislation.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 09, 2013 04:22 PM (Q0bVv)

93 As for service dogs in general, my mom is epileptic. Her neurologist told her " Service dogs are great dogs, very well trained, but they're absolutely useless for you."

Posted by: Lauren at April 09, 2013 04:23 PM (wsGWu)

The first time I heard the dog thing was a few months ago, that ditzy actress, Kristen Chenoweth(?sp?) was complaining about an Airlines giving her a hard time about letting her board the plane with her "therapy dog".

Sounds like we've just encountered the latest fad among Hollywood shitheads. I guess getting the promotional six-pack of kids adopted from the Third World is now passe; the latest thing must be getting a therapy dog. Maybe next they'll get therapy dogs adopted from the Third World.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 09, 2013 04:23 PM (IDSI7)

What sort of psychological support is the dog getting?

Only crumbs, and by crumbs, I mean her meds, crushed up in my Alpo.

I'm like her official taste tester. But the colors are awful pretty, tho'. Misery, company, and all that shit.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Psychotic Support Doggeh at April 09, 2013 04:23 PM (+z4pE)

96 That's what he does.Parties ,vacations and golfs while fucking up our great country.

That's a win-win, wingnuts.

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at April 09, 2013 04:23 PM (8ZskC)

97 her whole life is about gifts to herself

Posted by: thunderb at April 09, 2013 04:23 PM (+afNf)

98 No, it was Ned from MD, phxgirl remembered t.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 09, 2013 04:23 PM (ZshNr)

99 actually now that people say that vets use these... I also remember I had heard of this before -- with regard to Ann Romney's horses, which began, she said, as a therapy for MS. So I guess I had heard of it before, just not enough times to "stick."

Posted by: ace at April 09, 2013 04:23 PM (LCRYB)

100 The President has a Gastronomical Support Dog.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 09, 2013 04:23 PM (gqT4g)

101 That dog has a $300/day coke habit.

Posted by: zsasz at April 09, 2013 04:24 PM (MMC8r)

102 okay ...... earlier i saw reference to "irishrose" now "ned" and then "sharmuta" ........ what in the name of God is going on?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 09, 2013 04:24 PM (GVxQo)

103 88 Steevy,

We have a gold pro who moonlights as Morgan freeman playing the President....

good work if you can get it I guess...

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 04:24 PM (LRFds)

104 she is just being an asshole.

Like the dicks who claim to have every type of bizarre allergy in the world, not because they are really allergic, but the want to world to bend to their every little whim.

You find a lot of them in NYC Posted by: thunderb at April 09, 2013 08:16 PM (+afNf)

That whole issue was dealt with in Safe way back in 1995 when it was called multiple chemical sensitivity. It's actually an interesting movie because there's never really any resolution to if it's real or if it's psychological or if it's both.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at April 09, 2013 04:24 PM (Gk3SS)

105 Whatever happened to the Death Kitteh in the nursing home? You know, the one who could sense when patients were about to die and hovered around them.

Posted by: rickl at April 09, 2013 04:24 PM (sdi6R)

106 Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 09, 2013 08:20 PM (IDSI7) IIRC Buckley or Will (can't remember which) said "If all these people are starving, why aren't they dead?"

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 09, 2013 04:24 PM (Cnqmv)

107

3 Ive noticed the same phenomena with words. Recently "twee" seems to be it, much to my chagrin.

"Twee" has a rather twee sound to it, doesn't it?

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 09, 2013 04:24 PM (yPI7x)

108 So, this is sort of like buying a new car and suddenly you notice all the cars of the same make/model or color. It was always there, but once you become aware of it, you see it everywhere.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 09, 2013 04:24 PM (67U0f)

109 80 Hey so on the topic of The Police, is Sting suing Bruno Mars yet? Because every time I hear that Locked Out of Heaven song on the radio, I think, 'oh, I love this Police song!'

Posted by: mugiwara at April 09, 2013 08:20 PM (hpYnL)

---

you sir are not alone. or ma'am. whatever. & I never hear them

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 09, 2013 04:24 PM (sYTYw)

110 102 PHXGrl,

flashbacks for a small portion of the horde....

I apologize...moving on, moving on

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 04:24 PM (LRFds)

111 I also remember I had heard of this before -- with regard to Ann Romney's horses, which began, she said, as a therapy for MS.

Or ED. Heh.

Posted by: Andrew Mendoza at April 09, 2013 04:24 PM (8ZskC)

112 i can't think of "ned"'s nic.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 09, 2013 04:24 PM (GVxQo)

113 Munchausen-by-puppy.

Posted by: zsasz at April 09, 2013 04:25 PM (MMC8r)

114 In her prime

Posted by: Tickle at April 09, 2013 04:25 PM (+2Vxe)

115

I think she's just covering up for the fact that the dog is the brains of the duo.

"He's my ... uh ... my ... uh ... Psychological Support Dog. Yes, that's it. (sotto voce: "thanks for picking me up there, Fido.)

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 09, 2013 04:25 PM (IDSI7)

116 97 Like just about every celebrity.They spend most of their lives vacationing.

Posted by: steevy at April 09, 2013 04:25 PM (9XBK2)

117 actually now that people say that vets use these...

I also remember I had heard of this before -- with regard to Ann Romney's horses, which began, she said, as a therapy for MS.

So I guess I had heard of it before, just not enough times to "stick."

Posted by: ace

yes, by people who have real, prolonged illness, injury or PTSD

she is just a whiney self-entitled asshole

Posted by: thunderb at April 09, 2013 04:25 PM (+afNf)

118 What if your psychological support dog gets snatched by your neighbor's psychological support eagle? Is there a hot line you can call?

Posted by: eman at April 09, 2013 04:25 PM (umdsS)

119 I see no reason, then, that I should not be allowed to carry my psychological support sword* with me wherever I go. Fair's fair. Diversity, you guys!

* I call her Bernice. She's a bastard.

Posted by: Stu-22 at April 09, 2013 04:25 PM (k4bdL)

120 @102. It's the Bader- Meinhof syndrome!

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 09, 2013 04:25 PM (ZshNr)

121 That's wonderful.

If you can't conduct a softball interview without a puppy sitting on your lap, you're not fit for enacting legislation.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 09, 2013 08:19 PM (Q0bVv)

I can think off of the top of my head of 4 retired/defeated senators who would bring their dogs to work with them pretty much daily (Ted Kennedy, Scott Brown, Kent Conrad, and Kit Bond). Not sure if there are any who do so currently.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at April 09, 2013 04:25 PM (onS4h)

122 Bader-Meinhoff Komplex-a great Kraftwerk cover band!

Posted by: filbert, mobile at April 09, 2013 04:25 PM (gvUeV)

123 what happens when the support dog bites someone?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 09, 2013 04:26 PM (GVxQo)

124 I will see your therapy dog, and raise you one rescue mission therapy dog. See my dog was a rescue, hence superior in all ways.

Posted by: nip at April 09, 2013 04:26 PM (lGVXf)

125 117 ThunderB,

well I know she was in the "Battle of Catering at HEAT Valley" so I consider her a sister soldier to my spouse....

ok not really but "yeah"

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 04:26 PM (LRFds)

126 I never go anywhere without my Psychological Support Youth.

Posted by: Harry Reid at April 09, 2013 04:26 PM (k4bdL)

127 Rather do her than the decrepit Nugent

Posted by: Tickle at April 09, 2013 04:27 PM (+2Vxe)

128 80 Hey so on the topic of The Police, is Sting suing Bruno Mars yet? Because every time I hear that Locked Out of Heaven song on the radio, I think, 'oh, I love this Police song!'

I'm think Andy Summers is the one Bruno Mars needs to worry about. He might start stabbing people in a "Regatta de Blanca" rage.

Posted by: wooga at April 09, 2013 04:27 PM (1AhEz)

129 A Support Falcon would be boss.

Posted by: toby928© presents at April 09, 2013 04:27 PM (QupBk)

130 what happens when the support dog bites someone?

A Psychological Support Magic 8-Ball would lower your insurance premiums.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 09, 2013 04:27 PM (8ZskC)

131 Remember when Ann Romney did her Leno interview astride her horse? Yeah, neither do I.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 09, 2013 04:27 PM (Q0bVv)

132 One of the creeps at LGF once posted a link to a story about himself and his psych service dog, and being discriminated against because nobody recognized the dog as a legit service dog. Fat douchebag judging by the picture with the article, the name escapes me though. Posted by: Lincolntf at April 09, 2013 08:17 PM (ZshNr) i remember that, but not his name, but that he was a fat shit

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 09, 2013 04:27 PM (9Bj8R)

133 124 I want one of those SEAL team dogs with body armor and titanium teeth.

Posted by: steevy at April 09, 2013 04:27 PM (9XBK2)

134 Death Kitteh:

http://tinyurl.com/blr8jna

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2013 04:27 PM (lVPtV)

135

"Twee" has a rather tweesound to it, doesn't it?"

Yes, yes it does.

Posted by: Lauren at April 09, 2013 04:27 PM (wsGWu)

136 this is like using prescription medications to get high. There are medically necessary uses of it, and then there are people who are just assholes

Posted by: thunderb at April 09, 2013 04:28 PM (+afNf)

137 i remember that, but not his name, but that he was a fat shit

Differently-abled, not a "fat shit." There's like, a difference.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 09, 2013 04:28 PM (8ZskC)

138

Whatever happened to the Death Kitteh in the nursing home? You know, the one who could sense when patients were about to die and hovered around them.

I killed him. In a movie. I think.

OH SHIT!!1!! BUGZ1!!1!!

....zzzzzzz.....

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Psychotic Support Doggeh at April 09, 2013 04:28 PM (+z4pE)

139 Psychological Support Hookers. Need I say more?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 09, 2013 04:28 PM (k4bdL)

140 I've heard of psychological therapy dogs in the context of PTSD or kids with some kind of autism, but douchebag celebrity attention whores is a new psychological disorder on me.

Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at April 09, 2013 04:28 PM (aozUR)

141 They shoot bees from their mouths.

Posted by: toby928© presents at April 09, 2013 04:28 PM (QupBk)

142 Hmmmm..... Psychological Support Hookers.

Posted by: zsasz at April 09, 2013 04:29 PM (MMC8r)

143 132 NeverGiveUp,

he built up to the moo moo and the helper stick with a bike and some jazz

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 04:29 PM (LRFds)

144 As for service dogs in general, my mom is epileptic. Her neurologist told her " Service dogs are great dogs, very well trained, but they're absolutely useless for you." Posted by: Lauren at April 09, 2013 08:23 PM (wsGWu)

I thought there were dogs you could get that were trained to alert when someone had a seizure.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at April 09, 2013 04:29 PM (Gk3SS)

145 Damn you, Bill Clinton.

Posted by: zsasz at April 09, 2013 04:29 PM (MMC8r)

146 Differently-abled, not a "fat shit." There's like, a difference. Gravity challenged.

Posted by: toby928© presents at April 09, 2013 04:29 PM (QupBk)

147 Stuffed monkeys are gateway psych service animals.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 09, 2013 04:29 PM (ZshNr)

148 32 "vogel" is German slang for dick; it's real meaning is 'bird', but Germans are strange Good German phrase: "Lassen Sie sich umficken". Doesn't translate well, but more or less. 'get yourself unf*cked'. How is that possible, you ask...... Germans are strange ( did I mention that ?? ) Posted by: Jerry Jack in Jacksonville at April 09, 2013 08:13 PM (Dll6b) Oh for crying out loud. VÃ¶geln or ficken means fucking and "laÃŸen Sie sich umficken" means somebody is fucking you over

Posted by: Ma Bell at April 09, 2013 04:29 PM (RLdcX)

149 Ashley Judd's least supportive support kitteh:

http://tinyurl.com/cdfyksu

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2013 04:30 PM (lVPtV)

150 137 Cicero,

fat shits(and i am not svelte mind you) don't invent glorious HTML castles...

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 04:30 PM (LRFds)

151 I love the troops, lets bring them home, and pay them to ... Go to college..

Posted by: Tickle at April 09, 2013 04:30 PM (+2Vxe)

152 Looks more like she used Psychological Support Chocolate

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at April 09, 2013 04:30 PM (MhA4j)

153

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 09, 2013 08:24 PM (Cnqmv)

Long story, but I became peripherally involved (as a prospective mark) with an organization that was "fighting hunger in America." On their website they claimed that 30 million people were hungry or "food insecure" (whatever that means), and showed photos of individuals and families they'd "helped."

Most of the people in those photos were grossly obese, women 200+ lbs., men pushing 300. Most had at least two chins. Guess we kicked ass in the War on Hunger, huh?

Anyway, I emailed them to say that their claims re hunger would be a lot more plausible if all their success stories didn't look like Jenny Craig before photos.

Their response? They took all the photos off their website, but left the text.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 09, 2013 04:30 PM (IDSI7)

154 You guys can keep all those weak ass service animals. Me? I got Psychological Support Emu. It kills people that annoy so that I don't have to.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 09, 2013 04:30 PM (67U0f)

155 Posted by: ace at April 09, 2013 08:23 PM (LCRYB) But when Ann Romney used a (gasp) expensive horse for MS therapy it was evil and a slap in the face to ordinary everyday working Americans that can't afford horse feed let alone a horse. Assley's psycho support dog is the perfect and appropriate reaction to Republican induced stress and is understood and applauded by average Americans everywhere, even if they can't speak English.

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 09, 2013 04:31 PM (Cnqmv)

156

99...Posted by: ace at April 09, 2013 08:23 PM (LCRYB)

I think the whole 'therapy dog' thing got started in hospitals...where people noticed that patients responded well to visitations from dogs.

It was mostly with chronically ill people, and children.

Posted by: wheatie at April 09, 2013 04:31 PM (GwAS0)

157 I could do without the support troll.

Posted by: toby928© presents at April 09, 2013 04:31 PM (QupBk)

158 146 Toby 928th,

point of order we're to embrace the empowering "gravitationallty enhanced"

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 04:31 PM (LRFds)

159 Also, aren't all dogs therapy dog? People get dogs to have a happy, drolly companion.

Posted by: Lauren at April 09, 2013 04:31 PM (wsGWu)

160 153 Hey,they took your advice!

Posted by: steevy at April 09, 2013 04:31 PM (9XBK2)

161 The only good Monkey is a stuffed Monkey.

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at April 09, 2013 04:31 PM (MhA4j)

162 They say, that the more time you spend in close proximity to a psychological support weasel hopped up on steroids, the more likely you are to get a puffy face.

Posted by: Fritz at April 09, 2013 04:31 PM (WM+rJ)

163 You guys can keep all those weak ass service animals. Me? I got Psychological Support Emu. It kills people that annoy so that I don't have to.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 09, 2013 08:30 PM (67U0f)

Go cassowary. Meaner, more likely to disembowel you (and has a history of doing so), and also has a kickass helmet.

Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at April 09, 2013 04:31 PM (aozUR)

164

Differently-abled, not a "fat shit."

I believe the technical term is "fat fuck."

Alliteration is important.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 09, 2013 04:32 PM (IDSI7)

165 Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 09, 2013 08:30 PM (IDSI7) Never Never give them ideas!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 09, 2013 04:32 PM (Cnqmv)

166 Rabid Lemur

Posted by: toby928© presents at April 09, 2013 04:32 PM (QupBk)

167 152 Dept of Accuracy,

CADBURY EGGS ARE PEOPLE! PEOPLE!

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 04:32 PM (LRFds)

168 I suspect that Ann Romney's horses have a more physical therapy component than some frou-frou dog does for some overly-dramatic actress's tender psyche.

Posted by: zsasz at April 09, 2013 04:32 PM (MMC8r)

169 Oh hey Prometheus is about to start on HBO. Annnnnd go!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at April 09, 2013 04:32 PM (Gk3SS)

170 The only good Monkey is a stuffed Monkey. Chilled monkey brains aren't bad ...

Posted by: Indiana Jones in that shit movie at April 09, 2013 04:32 PM (Q0bVv)

171 My Psychological Support Monkey* feeds on paparazzi faces. I have him trained to ride shotgun in my electric car.

* A gift from Harry Reid. He's such a pal.

Posted by: Justin Bieber at April 09, 2013 04:33 PM (k4bdL)

172 The only good Monkey is a stuffed Monkey.

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at April 09, 2013 08:31 PM (MhA4j)

I prefer mine spanked.

Posted by: mugiwara at April 09, 2013 04:33 PM (hpYnL)

173 Ashley combines her psychological support dog with her psychological support jar of peanut butter.

Posted by: eman at April 09, 2013 04:33 PM (umdsS)

174 Another of Ashley's "support kittehs" doesn't give a f*ck:

http://tinyurl.com/c7rowd4

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2013 04:33 PM (lVPtV)

175 in fact it is really fucking insulting for her to claim a disability to support her preference

Posted by: thunderb at April 09, 2013 04:33 PM (+afNf)

176

Ashley Judd's least supportive support kitteh:

That one's next on my list. There's only so much Xanax around here.

Asshole thinks he's Henri.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Psychotic Support Doggeh at April 09, 2013 04:33 PM (+z4pE)

177 You morons are getting way too philosophical for me. I was going to mention the ginormous fun bags on one of the moms at my son's baseball practice tonight, but that just seems juvenile now.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 09, 2013 04:34 PM (KQSpH)

178 Oh hey Prometheus is about to start on HBO. It's a trap!

Posted by: Admiral Ripley at April 09, 2013 04:34 PM (Q0bVv)

179 Oh hey Prometheus is about to start on HBO. Annnnnd go!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at April 09, 2013 08:32 PM (Gk3SS)

First question: why put shitty old age makeup on Guy Pierce when you could have, you know, just hired an old guy that looked vaguely like him for less time and money?

Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at April 09, 2013 04:34 PM (aozUR)

180 This is my psychological support gerbil.

Posted by: Richard Gere at April 09, 2013 04:34 PM (MMC8r)

181 We need someone to walk around with his 1911 ACP, his psychological support weapon.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 09, 2013 04:34 PM (IDSI7)

182 I wonder how puffy Ashley's face would get if you told her that carting around a small dog with you everywhere is totally Britney/Paris Hilton, circa 2006. Britney and Paris had cuter dogs, too.

Posted by: bigpinkfluffybunny at April 09, 2013 04:34 PM (1Ialr)

183 173 Eman,

You put the dog in my skippy...you put the skippy in my dog!

YIPE YIPE YIPE

nom nom nom

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 04:34 PM (LRFds)

184 Pets for Vets and equine therapy can have profound positive effects for depression, PTSD, MS, etc. You know for people who have gone through real trauma.

Me thinks that Ms. Puffy is just a moonbat who whines for attention. I truly feel sorry for her animals.

Posted by: Cheri at April 09, 2013 04:34 PM (EAgmr)

185 in fact it is really fucking insulting for her to claim a disability to support her preference Posted by: thunderb at April 09, 2013 08:33 PM (+afNf) The glitterati are incapable of shame!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 09, 2013 04:35 PM (Cnqmv)

186 I was going to mention the ginormous fun bags on one of the moms at my son's baseball practice tonight, but that just seems juvenile now.

We're all open-minded here...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 09, 2013 04:35 PM (8ZskC)

187 People who get puffy like Ashley Judd are usually on T-Cell boosters prescribed for HIV

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at April 09, 2013 04:35 PM (MhA4j)

188

You morons are getting way too philosophical for me. I was going to mention the ginormous fun bags on one of the moms at my son's baseball practice tonight, but that just seems juvenile now.

Go on.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 09, 2013 04:35 PM (IDSI7)

189 What about psychological support bourbon?

Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at April 09, 2013 04:35 PM (aozUR)

190 Psychological support sea-monkey.

Posted by: filbert, mobile at April 09, 2013 04:35 PM (gvUeV)

191 i thought ashley could handle anything.......i didn't realize she needed a support dog/cat/medication

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 09, 2013 04:36 PM (GVxQo)

192 When I was a kid, we were so poor, crazy Aunt Lucy had a service ant. True story.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 09, 2013 04:36 PM (ZshNr)

193 Maybe Barry keeps Moochelle around as his Psychological Support Wookie. Starting to make sense, isn't it?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 09, 2013 04:36 PM (IDSI7)

194 >If you can't conduct a softball interview without a puppy sitting on your lap, you're not fit for enacting legislation. Posted by: Waterhouse at April 09, 2013 08:19 PM (Q0bVv) doesn't inspire confidence. And she had no one in the room to tell her so (or she did, but ignored their advice, because she's, you know, Ashley)

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 09, 2013 04:36 PM (8sCoq)

195 I've heard that there are legit support dogs for epileptics. Somehow a trained dog can tell that their epileptic owner will have a seizure about 30 seconds before it happens. When warned, the owner can get off a ladder, pull off the road, or warn people nearby that they are about to have a seizure.

Posted by: Stirner at April 09, 2013 04:36 PM (Ytuz8)

196 I was going to mention the ginormous fun bags on one of the moms at my son's baseball practice tonight, but that just seems juvenile now. **** Just post the pictures and dispense with the chatter.

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at April 09, 2013 04:36 PM (MhA4j)

197 I was going to mention the ginormous fun bags on one of the moms at my son's baseball practice tonight, but that just seems juvenile now. We're the Windows Generation! We can multi-task!

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 09, 2013 04:36 PM (Q0bVv)

198 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 09, 2013 08:35 PM (8ZskC) Yes isn't it past time for the open thread rule to apply?

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 09, 2013 04:36 PM (Cnqmv)

199 179 Answer:Ridley Scott has lost it and now sucks.

Posted by: steevy at April 09, 2013 04:36 PM (9XBK2)

200

she is not puffy

she is just full of shit

Posted by: thunderb at April 09, 2013 04:36 PM (+afNf)

201 177 You morons are getting way too philosophical for me. I was going to mention the ginormous fun bags on one of the moms at my son's baseball practice tonight, but that just seems juvenile now. Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 09, 2013 08:34 PM (KQSpH) Pics, dude, pics.

Posted by: eman at April 09, 2013 04:36 PM (umdsS)

202 You morons are getting way too philosophical for me. I was going to mention the ginormous fun bags on one of the moms at my son's baseball practice tonight, but that just seems juvenile now.

I'm fairly certain it's an ADA violation to withhold discussion of Psychological Support Boobehs from me.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at April 09, 2013 04:36 PM (Gk3SS)

203 Why is simple sarah still so slim an trim if she doesn't like fking new ones?

Posted by: Tickle at April 09, 2013 04:37 PM (+2Vxe)

204 psychological support bourbon ***** One of the Five Food Groups

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at April 09, 2013 04:37 PM (MhA4j)

205 Yes, you see how easily we've been distracted.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 09, 2013 04:37 PM (Q0bVv)

206 Psychological Support Funbags

Posted by: zsasz at April 09, 2013 04:37 PM (MMC8r)

207 `92 LincolnTF,

my mom rest her soul after her "snap she never bounced back from" thought she had a support housefly....

she thought it was the same fly for 6 years...

I could and was encouraged to kill all but the "designated fly"....

fun with the insane

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 04:37 PM (LRFds)

208 I have this with people. One day out of the blue I'll think of someone I haven't seen or heard from in years, then usually within a week I'll run into them. Sure enough in few days after that I'll run into them again.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 09, 2013 04:38 PM (Fz2C7)

209 I need psychological support banhammer please

Posted by: thunderb at April 09, 2013 04:38 PM (+afNf)

210

The only good Monkey is a stuffed Monkey.

---

Screw u

Posted by: Peter Tork at April 09, 2013 04:38 PM (sYTYw)

211 First question: why put shitty old age makeup on Guy Pierce when you could have, you know, just hired an old guy that looked vaguely like him for less time and money? Because he couldn't convincingly suck as badly as Guy Pearce?

Posted by: zsasz at April 09, 2013 04:39 PM (MMC8r)

212 I was going to mention the ginormous fun bags on one of the moms at my son's baseball practice tonight, but that just seems juvenile now.

We're the Windows Generation! We can multi-task!

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 09, 2013 08:36 PM (Q0bVv)

Word, it's only the old farts who require two hands to type.

Posted by: mugiwara at April 09, 2013 04:39 PM (hpYnL)

213

Me thinks that Ms. Puffy is just a moonbat who whines for attention. I truly feel sorry for her animals.

Yeah, thanks for that.

Look at my picture. Do I look like I give a shit any more?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Psychotic Support Doggeh at April 09, 2013 04:39 PM (+z4pE)

214 Sure enough in few days after that I'll run into them again. Maybe you should get your brakes checked.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 09, 2013 04:39 PM (Q0bVv)

215 I have this with people. One day out of the blue I'll think of someone I haven't seen or heard from in years, then usually within a week I'll run into them. Sure enough in few days after that I'll run into them again.

Posted by: lowandslow

but are you stalking them?

Posted by: thunderb at April 09, 2013 04:39 PM (+afNf)

216 Another (and the last, I promise) Puffy Support Kitteh:

http://tinyurl.com/c7m3wya

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2013 04:39 PM (lVPtV)

217 After reading a few reviews I just decided I never,never want to see Prometheus.Also I found out the writer worked on Lost.

Posted by: steevy at April 09, 2013 04:39 PM (9XBK2)

218 L, Elle?

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at April 09, 2013 04:39 PM (qPCAa)

219 I want a support Libtard. On a leash. So I can kick it and hit it every time Obama comes on the TV.

Posted by: LGoPs at April 09, 2013 04:40 PM (4x8W0)

220

Could we sneakily replace her dog with Triumph?

for him to poop on!

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 09, 2013 04:40 PM (sYTYw)

221 192 When I was a kid, we were so poor, crazy Aunt Lucy had a service ant. True story. Posted by: Lincolntf at April 09, 2013 08:36 PM (ZshNr) Luxury. When I was a boy we had service cockroaches. Thousands of them. We used to have to trick them into dropping their scraps of food so we could eat.

Posted by: rickl at April 09, 2013 04:40 PM (sdi6R)

222 "laÃŸen Sie sich umficken" means somebody is fucking you over

Posted by: Ma Bell at April 09, 2013 08:29 PM (RLdcX)

cry out loud all you want, but that's not what it means

Posted by: Jerry Jack in Jacksonville at April 09, 2013 04:40 PM (Dll6b)

223 think it should be called "dopplewissensehen," which in German means "a whale's vagina." No. No, I think the correct translation is "double scamper" Which would be equally disturbing...

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 09, 2013 04:40 PM (BH6kB)

224 > I was going to mention the ginormous fun bags on one of the moms at my son's baseball practice tonight, but that just seems juvenile now. Look. We're discussing important issues here, okay. So the sooner you describe the cup size, if there were pokies, the amount of jiggliness, what she was wearing, etc, the sooner we can start imagining them for ourselves

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 09, 2013 04:41 PM (8sCoq)

225 Reggie Love: SCOAMF's Psychological Support...

Eh. Nevermind...too easy.

Posted by: Stu-22 at April 09, 2013 04:41 PM (k4bdL)

226 233 Sean Bannion,

two sets of hormonal plumbing....

could explain the bloating....

nicely done Sean

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 04:41 PM (LRFds)

227 Me too. I'll think of some old co-worker or girlfriend from high school, and like within days I'm staring at them from inside their own closets. Just one of those mysteries.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 09, 2013 04:41 PM (ZshNr)

228 HHS Secretary Sebelius: Implementing Obamacare More Complicated Than AnticipatedÂ… Fun fact: There are almost 20,000 pages of Obamacare regulations. Yeah and all 20,000 pages are there for your protection???

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 09, 2013 04:42 PM (9Bj8R)

229 225 Stu-22,

Yeah...I do think reggie was pulling on Bark's supporter in that pic

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 04:42 PM (LRFds)

230

192 When I was a kid, we were so poor, crazy Aunt Lucy had a service ant. True story.
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 09, 2013 08:36 PM (ZshNr)

Luxury. When I was a boy we had service cockroaches. Thousands of them.

We used to have to trick them into dropping their scraps of food so we could eat.

Freakin' aristocrats, you two. We were so poor all we had was support dirt.

Posted by: LGoPs at April 09, 2013 04:42 PM (4x8W0)

231 Word, it's only the old farts who require two hands to type. Because "it" is actually slung over the shoulder, thereby keeping both hands on the keyboard.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 09, 2013 04:42 PM (BH6kB)

232 They should have called it 'I'm paying attention now' phenomena .

Posted by: polynikes at April 09, 2013 04:42 PM (Tqh1Y)

233 227 Me too. I'll think of some old co-worker or girlfriend from high school, and like within days I'm staring at them from inside their own closets. Just one of those mysteries.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 09, 2013 08:41 PM (ZshNr)

----------

Hey! Me three!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 09, 2013 04:42 PM (k4bdL)

234 I'll just be happy with my invisible service manticore, thank you very much. If he were to show up, I'd look weak and he'd scare children and small pets away.

Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at April 09, 2013 04:43 PM (aozUR)

235 What does Gib der meine Augen mean?

Posted by: steevy at April 09, 2013 04:43 PM (9XBK2)

236

Word, it's only the old farts who require two hands to type.

youngsters only go one handed because they are shocking the monkey

Posted by: thunderb at April 09, 2013 04:43 PM (+afNf)

237 233 Bill Clinton,

I can testify to the veracity of the interjection.

//the LampShade

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 04:43 PM (LRFds)

238 We were so poor all we had was support dirt. Posted by: LGoPs at April 09, 2013 08:42 PM (4x8W0) you had dirt? We lived in a sink hole

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 09, 2013 04:43 PM (9Bj8R)

239 Freakin' aristocrats, you two. We were so poor all we had was support dirt. Oh, you had it easy. We only had psychological support kicks-in-the-groin.

Posted by: zsasz at April 09, 2013 04:43 PM (MMC8r)

240 Dept. of Accuracy: Eh, Ashley's face looks like her sister Wynona's face, which looks like Mother Naomi's face. When you share the same zest for bad face lifts way to early in life, coupled with constant Botox injections-- you get that puffy face we've all come to love not at all.

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 09, 2013 04:44 PM (yw4NR)

241 cry out loud all you want, but that's not what it means Posted by: Jerry Jack in Jacksonville at April 09, 2013 08:40 PM (Dll6b) Yes dear. I must be stupid, since I am German and you said Germans are weird

Posted by: Ma Bell at April 09, 2013 04:44 PM (RLdcX)

242 236 tackle,

Hey Tackle Sarah asked you twats a fucking question earlier....

"if they're all our kids you won't mind us borrowing yours"

right?

I plan to teach them to run a business and the profit motive.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 04:44 PM (LRFds)

243 Idiot arena announcer just said "Marine Corpse Color Guard" presenting the colors prior to the NCAA women's final four game tonight. Sigh.

Posted by: filbert, mobile at April 09, 2013 04:44 PM (gvUeV)

244

hello...where is it? Need a PSBH stat!

Posted by: thunderb at April 09, 2013 04:44 PM (+afNf)

245 you had dirt? We lived in a sink hole

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 09, 2013 08:43 PM (9Bj8R)

It was very dirty dirt.

Posted by: LGoPs at April 09, 2013 04:45 PM (4x8W0)

246 191 i thought ashley could handle anything.......i didn't realize she needed a support dog/cat/medication

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 09, 2013 08:36 PM (GVxQo)

She implied, with left eyebrow raised, that she could beat up the interviewer. Watch out! As Ashley would say, "find your pig." I think she found it and ate all of the bacon.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky feels bad for Shug who appears depressed at April 09, 2013 04:45 PM (baL2B)

247

i thought ashley could handle anything.......i didn't realize she needed a support dog/cat/medication

Just let her skip one of those rotations and watch what happens.

I think that's how I wound up hooked on Oxy. One more miss and I'll probably start puking in her houseshoes.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Psychotic Support Doggeh at April 09, 2013 04:45 PM (+z4pE)

248 >you had dirt? We lived in a sink hole Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 09, 2013 08:43 PM (9Bj8R) You had a hole? Fan- cy

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 09, 2013 04:45 PM (8sCoq)

249 239 Filbert,

he's a member of the King's court...and diplomatic protocol says if your guest starts eating from the bowl with hands you do too.....

if Bark says Corpse the word is in fact now "corpse"

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 04:46 PM (LRFds)

250 239 Obama taught him that pronunciation.

Posted by: steevy at April 09, 2013 04:46 PM (9XBK2)

251 Miller had it figured out in the early 80's: Lattice of Coincidence

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ToUAkEF_d4

Posted by: RS at April 09, 2013 04:46 PM (ZX8N4)

252 199 I'm fairly certain it's an ADA violation to withhold discussion of Psychological Support Boobehs from me. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at April 09, 2013 08:36 PM (Gk3SS) For AtC. Because, nobleness. http://tinyurl.com/b7l65ps

Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 09, 2013 04:46 PM (67U0f)

253 Obama is Raykon's psychological support failure.

Posted by: zsasz at April 09, 2013 04:46 PM (MMC8r)

254 I think that's how I wound up hooked on Oxy. One more miss and I'll probably start puking in her houseshoes.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Psychotic Support Doggeh at April 09, 2013 08:45 PM (+z4pE)

Hmm...Oxy and Kentucky. Figures...

Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at April 09, 2013 04:47 PM (aozUR)

255 Psychological support snakes on a plane

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 09, 2013 04:47 PM (gh7Et)

256 >>>Freakin' aristocrats, you two. We were so poor all we had was support dirt.

This is nothing compared to five women sharing support stockings.

Posted by: Fritz at April 09, 2013 04:47 PM (WM+rJ)

257 L, Elle, catch up with you later. I'm going to the grocery store now.

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at April 09, 2013 04:47 PM (qPCAa)

258 Has Meghan McCain Tweeted about the stabbing spree yet? "I'm a lover, not a crazy monkey stabber, but I'm also a crazy monkey stabber".

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 09, 2013 04:47 PM (ZshNr)

259 For AtC. Because, nobleness.

http://tinyurl.com/b7l65ps Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 09, 2013 08:46 PM (67U0f)

Sorry, I can't see your nobleness around the tits.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at April 09, 2013 04:47 PM (Gk3SS)

260 Michael Vick should have thought of this

Posted by: art garfunkels ugly kid at April 09, 2013 04:47 PM (mwp5i)

261 Have you ever experienced VÃ©jÃ du? That strange feeling that none of this has ever happened before??

Posted by: George Carlin at April 09, 2013 04:47 PM (+iA5G)

262 Oh, fuck me.

Posted by: logprof at April 09, 2013 04:48 PM (+iA5G)

263 Synchronicity and destiny are only as fake as you want them to be. If you describe every event in your life in purely mechanical terms then you are missing out on what makes life seem so strange and special. Just because a fat dude doesn't literally climb down your chimney, doesn't mean that Santa Claus isn't real. It's loathsome how materialistic cynicism creeps into every aspect of our lives.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at April 09, 2013 04:48 PM (q177U)

264 a rubics cube. fuhhck.

Posted by: nip at April 09, 2013 04:48 PM (lGVXf)

265 Eh. She was ok looking. Petite. Looked like a tobacco stick walking her balloons. Bet if you freed em they'drop like two sweatsocks full o mashed potatoes.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 09, 2013 04:48 PM (KQSpH)

266 George Carlin to Barrel Left....george carlin to Barrel left

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 04:48 PM (LRFds)

267 Fucking barrel

Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 09, 2013 04:48 PM (67U0f)

268 How many barrels have we been through today?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at April 09, 2013 04:48 PM (Gk3SS)

269 Someone broke the blog and it wasn't me!

Posted by: ChristyBlinky feels bad for Shug who appears depressed at April 09, 2013 04:48 PM (baL2B)

270 Hey Tackle Sarah asked you twats a fucking question earlier....

Stupid shit, Ace is running the parrot house

Posted by: Tickle22 at April 09, 2013 04:48 PM (+2Vxe)

271 Ashley's dog is an affectation. It is designed to make you think she's special and tuned into things that are beyond us proles. MAN- did Dario Franchitti chew his way out of that bear-trap just in time.

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 09, 2013 04:48 PM (8sCoq)

272 8 >>>Whatcha cooking ace? pancakes. no some chicken-oriented casserole. Posted by: ace at April 09, 2013 08:04 PM (LCRYB) Ahhh, meth. Watch out for the open flame.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at April 09, 2013 04:48 PM (Zd/NW)

273 Ahem. Logprof

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 09, 2013 04:49 PM (BH6kB)

274 WTF is up with this damn blog?

Posted by: logprof, voice muffled by the barrel at April 09, 2013 04:49 PM (+iA5G)

275 This is a banning offense.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 09, 2013 04:49 PM (4Mv1T)

276 Sometimes the barrel isn't deep enough.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2013 04:49 PM (lVPtV)

277 258 Logprof,

Only on April 15th....

//Timmy Turbo tax

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 04:49 PM (LRFds)

278 Everybody stop-- Ray wants to dazzle us with his brilliance! Okay, Ray, go:

Posted by: zsasz at April 09, 2013 04:49 PM (MMC8r)

279 255 For AtC. Because, nobleness.

http://tinyurl.com/b7l65ps

Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 09, 2013 08:46 PM (67U0f)

Sorry, I can't see your nobleness around the tits.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at April 09, 2013 08:47 PM (Gk3SS)

Um, the word is "nobility".

Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at April 09, 2013 04:50 PM (aozUR)

280 Oh and.....jiggly!!!

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 09, 2013 04:50 PM (KQSpH)

281 /points and laughs at the Jets fan

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 09, 2013 04:50 PM (Q0bVv)

282 Tickle Deez Nutz

Posted by: Triumph at April 09, 2013 04:50 PM (XDC0v)

283 255 Sorry, I can't see your nobleness around the tits. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at April 09, 2013 08:47 PM (Gk3SS) Beautiful when a plan comes together.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 09, 2013 04:50 PM (67U0f)

284 How many barrels have we been through today? Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at April 09, 2013 08:48 PM (Gk3SS) Proud to say I've never been in the barrel. But thats because there is no barrel. It is only an illusion.

Posted by: CAC at April 09, 2013 04:50 PM (2VMhF)

285 Another IP ban again?

Fking communists I say

Posted by: Tickle22 at April 09, 2013 04:50 PM (+2Vxe)

286 chicken-oriented casserole. chicken-oriented casserole. Ponder the horror of this, Morons.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 09, 2013 04:50 PM (BH6kB)

287 I remember when Fat Rush got hooked on Oxy - he blamed it on an inner ear problem or some shit.

Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at April 09, 2013 04:50 PM (j0lF7)

288 Dammit, it's almost 9. I need some Support Steak.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 09, 2013 04:51 PM (Q0bVv)

289 280 CAC,

the barrel is real...

the internet is the illusion baby

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 04:51 PM (LRFds)

290 273 258 Logprof,

Only on April 15th....

//Timmy Turbo tax

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 08:49 PM (LRFds)

logprof's in Winnipeg, so he gets to wait until April 30.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at April 09, 2013 04:51 PM (onS4h)

291 So it shall be written, Marine Corpse.

-- Commander in Chief Choom

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2013 04:51 PM (lVPtV)

292

MAN- did Dario Franchitti chew his way out of that bear-trap just in time.

Dario was nice. He'd take me on rides in his car.

Really windy ones. I almost woke up for two of them.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Psychotic Support Doggeh at April 09, 2013 04:51 PM (+z4pE)

293 282 Hubert Shitslurper,

What's that Hubert I can't hear you over all this fucking rape?

Frag Toi

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 04:51 PM (LRFds)

294 Chicken oriented casserole? God, ace, get yourself a woman.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 09, 2013 04:52 PM (ZshNr)

295 280 Proud to say I've never been in the barrel. But thats because there is no barrel. It is only an illusion. Posted by: CAC at April 09, 2013 08:50 PM (2VMhF) Ah shit. CAC is medicated.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 09, 2013 04:52 PM (67U0f)

296 the barrel is real... the internet is the illusion baby Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 08:51 PM (LRFds) Then this isn't real.

Posted by: CAC at April 09, 2013 04:52 PM (2VMhF)

297 Thanks for the psychological support, Reggie. Now wipe your chin.

Posted by: Barry O. in lipstick and heels at April 09, 2013 04:52 PM (MMC8r)

298

Support dog?

That's some kind of weasel.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense ...... at April 09, 2013 04:52 PM (Md8Uo)

299 Sultan Knish has a great tribute to Maggie Thatcher today. He nailed what I could not express: I mourn not so much her passing (which has been long anticipated), but that the present landscape is so devoid of similarly gifted conservatives ready to fight like she did.

Posted by: logprof, voice muffled by the barrel at April 09, 2013 04:52 PM (+iA5G)

300 285 I lurk therefore,

I may need to Bleg him into helping me become a heterosexual effemintae waiter faking a spanish accent in an italian joint in mornteal then

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 04:53 PM (LRFds)

301 291 CAC,

now you're talking

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 04:53 PM (LRFds)

302 I'm hoping "chicken-oriented" is a spellcheck thing, not an actual horror.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 09, 2013 04:53 PM (Q0bVv)

303 /points and laughs at the Jets fan Posted by: Waterhouse at April 09, 2013 08:50 PM (Q0bVv) Sure laugh now but just you wait till we...I mean till the end of the seaso.....yeah ok laugh what can I say.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 09, 2013 04:53 PM (9Bj8R)

304 my god the barrel IS FULL OF WEASELS

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 09, 2013 04:54 PM (8sCoq)

305 I killed bin Ladin, but I wish I could have blown him instead.

Posted by: Barry O. in lipstick and heels at April 09, 2013 04:54 PM (MMC8r)

306 I just had a chicken-oriented chef's salad

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 09, 2013 04:54 PM (8sCoq)

307 Ah shit. CAC is medicated. But only in this dimension. In the barrel, he's sound as a pound.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 09, 2013 04:54 PM (BH6kB)

308

No, it is real.

Reel three of "High School Madness!"

We'll be right back after this important message.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense ...... at April 09, 2013 04:54 PM (Md8Uo)

309 298 NeverGiveUp,

NavyCopaJoe aka Ponce Fucking DeLeon gave up the secret to his immortality...

he and by proxy the United States will not die until the Cubs win it all....

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 04:54 PM (LRFds)

310 logprof's in Winnipeg, so he gets to wait until April 30.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at April 09, 2013 08:51 PM (onS4h)

--Well, I'm a U.S. citizen, so unless and until I renounce, I'm stuck filing indefinitely.

Posted by: logprof, voice muffled by the barrel at April 09, 2013 04:55 PM (+iA5G)

311 In the end, there will only be chaos.

Posted by: Rats Alley Express at April 09, 2013 04:55 PM (MPobz)

312 239 Idiot arena announcer just said "Marine Corpse Color Guard" presenting the colors prior to the NCAA women's final four game tonight. Sigh. Posted by: filbert, mobile at April 09, 2013 08:44 PM (gvUeV) Barack the Merciful, Barack the Great has decreed that this is the proper pronunciation. History and Merriam Webster be damned.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at April 09, 2013 04:55 PM (Zd/NW)

313 Sure laugh now but just you wait till we...I mean till the end of the seaso.....yeah ok laugh what can I say.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 09, 2013 08:53 PM (9Bj8R)

He meant the Winnipeg Jets, so you're off the hook unless he wants to point and laugh at the NY version too.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at April 09, 2013 04:55 PM (onS4h)

314 302 Sean Bannion,

CAC sees YOUR hand in the Xth dimesnion

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 04:55 PM (LRFds)

315 Excellent, raykon's here, to give us insight into the mind of La Pouffy.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 09, 2013 04:56 PM (Q0bVv)

316 305 Logprof,

You can get an extension to the 30th easy like pie Dr Jones...

I used to do ~ Canuckian US expat taxes....

"happy hunting"

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 04:56 PM (LRFds)

317 He meant the Winnipeg Jets, so you're off the hook unless he wants to point and laugh at the NY version too. Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at April 09, 2013 08:55 PM (onS4h) Just a reflex action by us NY Jets fans. That and wearing bags over our heads

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 09, 2013 04:57 PM (9Bj8R)

318 I can't tell Raykon from erg from Derp. Are there some subtle differences in their blathering?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2013 04:57 PM (lVPtV)

319 Barack the Merciful, Barack the Great has decreed that this is the proper pronunciation. History and Merriam Webster be damned. Well, at least with him in office we're learning all kinds of interesting facts. Such as, they don't teach reading in Indonesian madrasahs. I mean, who knew?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 09, 2013 04:57 PM (BH6kB)

320 NavyCopaJoe aka Ponce Fucking DeLeon gave up the secret to his immortality...

he and by proxy the United States will not die until the Cubs win it all....

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 08:54 PM (LRFds)

So you're saying the US died in 1908? Sounds about right.

Posted by: mugiwara at April 09, 2013 04:57 PM (hpYnL)

321 310 Waterhouse,

by way of using Sarah Palin as a therapy avatar for Ms Puffy....

it's bizzare but an accepted therapy scheme....

I'll send her my copy of "toxic parents'

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 04:58 PM (LRFds)

322

Filbert, are you watching the NCAA Women's basketball tournament?

I think a corner needs to be cut off your Man Card.

Can we have a judgement call here?

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense ...... at April 09, 2013 04:58 PM (Md8Uo)

323 Freakin' aristocrats, you two. We were so poor all we had was support dirt. Posted by: LGoPs at April 09, 2013 08:42 PM (4x8W0) We had to borrow dirt from the neighbors!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 09, 2013 04:58 PM (Cnqmv)

324 315 Mugiwara,

Ponce was in the Phillipines in '08 stabilizing the place...

he doesn't know and I won't tell him...

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 04:58 PM (LRFds)

325 I can't tell Raykon from erg from Derp. Are there some subtle differences in their blathering? No. Each sucks cock by choice.

Posted by: zsasz at April 09, 2013 04:59 PM (MMC8r)

326 He meant the Winnipeg Jets, so you're off the hook unless he wants to point and laugh at the NY version too.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at April 09, 2013 08:55 PM (onS4h)

--Interestingly, the NY Jets are the namesake of the Winnipeg Jets. Well, the original Winnipeg Jets. The current Winnipeg Jets are named after the previous Winnipeg Jets.

Posted by: logprof, voice muffled by the barrel at April 09, 2013 04:59 PM (+iA5G)

327 I can't tell Raykon from erg from Derp. Are there some subtle differences in their blathering?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2013 08:57 PM (lVPtV)

Not sure about differences between the, but you can tell DumDum from them because he had a sort of childlike innocence about him in his stupidity. That, and he got his shit banhammered outta here.

Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at April 09, 2013 04:59 PM (aozUR)

328 313 jane D'oh,

well one copulates male organs by choice, and the other chooses to copulate male organs

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 04:59 PM (LRFds)

329 gawd help these people...I love my little Buzz but i do NOT need him to "be" with me to go to the fricken grocery store. Hell, I felt liberated for 6 hours when I dropped the little fucker at the groomers.

Posted by: Topsecretk9 at April 09, 2013 04:59 PM (Un14q)

330 Sean Bannion,CAC sees YOUR hand in the Xth dimension My shorts are the Xth dimension?? Wow. Quantum mechanics blows my mind.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 09, 2013 04:59 PM (BH6kB)

331 I once suffered from Baden-Powell Totenchip Phenomenon.

But I got better.

Posted by: Bearded Wadatenchu at April 09, 2013 05:00 PM (qr5Dj)

332 Sven- Just for you bro.

http://tinyurl.com/d6thlfz

1954 CZ52 up for grabs in my neck of the woods

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 09, 2013 05:00 PM (4Mv1T)

333 320 Zsasz,

you outdrew me there Tex...

good shooting

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 05:00 PM (LRFds)

334 Coincidence? Iran has earthquake, wipes out village near nuke stuff.

N. Korea, last week?, fiddles with their nuke stuff, earthquake near Russian border.

Nah, nothing wrong. Keep singing with Justin Timberlake, Buhrock!

Posted by: ChristyBlinky feels bad for Shug who appears depressed at April 09, 2013 05:00 PM (baL2B)

335 Are there some subtle differences in their blathering? Yes. Raykon always sounds stoned, but wants to talk with Ace about pop culture. Erg hates everything Ace says about pop culture, and is especially bitter about volcanoes.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 09, 2013 05:00 PM (Q0bVv)

336 Well, at least with him in office we're learning all kinds of interesting facts. Such as, they don't teach reading in Indonesian madrasahs. I mean, who knew? Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 09, 2013 08:57 PM (BH6kB) They don't teach reading in ENGLISH in a madrassas, so of course Barky's pronunciation is a little "odd" at times!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 09, 2013 05:00 PM (Cnqmv)

337 >I think a corner needs to be cut off your Man Card. Can we have a judgement call here? I think he's okay. But if he starts watching Project Runway...

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 09, 2013 05:00 PM (8sCoq)

338 --Interestingly, the NY Jets are the namesake of the Winnipeg Jets. Well, the original Winnipeg Jets. The current Winnipeg Jets are named after the previous Winnipeg Jets.

Posted by: logprof, voice muffled by the barrel at April 09, 2013 08:59 PM (+iA5G)

And the original Winnipeg Jets would be back in Winnipeg instead of parked in Phoenix if it wasn't for Bettman's pride.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at April 09, 2013 05:00 PM (onS4h)

339 Who cares about the womens championship?The girls parents??

Posted by: steevy at April 09, 2013 05:00 PM (9XBK2)

340 Re wbb final 4 it was a she, skin melanin content left as an exercise for the reader.

Posted by: filbert, mobile at April 09, 2013 05:01 PM (gvUeV)

341 313 I can't tell Raykon from erg from Derp. Are there some subtle differences in their blathering?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2013 08:57 PM (lVPtV)

--Derp usually sputters the word "knucklehead" at some point. raykon usually sputters something beginning with "girls, . . ." or mindlessly quotes old song lyrics.

Posted by: logprof, voice muffled by the barrel at April 09, 2013 05:01 PM (+iA5G)

342 327 Tobacco Road,

she's a pretty one...

450 is a touch high but "eh"...

the thing is wife said the next weapon is a 9mm AR-15 Carbine for the boy.....

"thy will be done my mastress"

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 05:01 PM (LRFds)

343 They don't teach reading in ENGLISH in a madrassas, so of course Barky's pronunciation is a little "odd" at times! "Odd" would be the nicest possible spin on it.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 09, 2013 05:02 PM (BH6kB)

344 Wow. I just watched my guilty pleasure, the Real Hos of Atlanta Reunion. There were titties hanging out, threats of physical violence ("Don't you bring a knife to a gun fight!"), all the things I love in a trashy reality show.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2013 05:02 PM (lVPtV)

345 Filbert, are you watching the NCAA Women's basketball tournament?

I think a corner needs to be cut off your Man Card.

Can we have a judgement call here?

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense ...... at April 09, 2013 08:58 PM (Md8Uo)

--I'd give him a pass if one of the schools is his alma mater. Otherwise, yeah.

Posted by: logprof, voice muffled by the barrel at April 09, 2013 05:02 PM (+iA5G)

346 325 Sean bannion,

quite...

Quantum Physics and Underoos...

the big bang explained

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 05:02 PM (LRFds)

347

gawd help these people...I love my little Buzz but i do NOT need him to "be" with me to go to the fricken grocery store. Hell, I felt liberated for 6 hours when I dropped the little fucker at the groomers.

Now you know how I feel. Good thing she keeps me sedated so I don't have to listen to her bullshit.

I only look awake occasionally. The only fun I have is peeing in her lap.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Psychotic Support Doggeh at April 09, 2013 05:02 PM (+z4pE)

348 I guess watching the women's NCAA final is OK if you like to watch variations on the layup.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at April 09, 2013 05:03 PM (onS4h)

349 I want a Support Honey Badger. That would rock.

Posted by: jakeman at April 09, 2013 05:03 PM (96M6e)

350 324 gawd help these people...I love my little Buzz but i do NOT need him to "be" with me to go to the fricken grocery store. Hell, I felt liberated for 6 hours when I dropped the little fucker at the groomers.
Posted by: Topsecretk9 at April 09, 2013 08:59 PM
==============

6 hours unsubjected to The Tyranny of the Dog.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 09, 2013 05:03 PM (aDwsi)

351 333 Bettman is to NHL what Goodell is to NFL

Posted by: steevy at April 09, 2013 05:03 PM (9XBK2)

352 Thanks for all the troll identifiers guys. It's hard to keep all the stupid straight.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2013 05:03 PM (lVPtV)

353 Appeal-it's an arena full of chicks. Granted most are mono-sexual, but the ones that aren't . . .

Posted by: filbert, mobile at April 09, 2013 05:03 PM (gvUeV)

354 Chicken oriented? I hope you aren't "stuffing it".

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at April 09, 2013 05:04 PM (Zd/NW)

355 Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2013 09:02 PM (lVPtV) Nothing like a reality show to help you understand why stereotyping is so prevalent!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 09, 2013 05:04 PM (Cnqmv)

356 347 Jane D'oh,

Derp pretends he and Ace are buddies, Gerg pretends Ace grudgefucked his poodle or something....

the guy I want to deball is "Andrew Breitbart"

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 05:04 PM (LRFds)

357 >>>450 is a touch high but "eh"...

That's the thing about free advertising. You get what you pay for. Lots of people floating stuff out there at nutty prices.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 09, 2013 05:05 PM (4Mv1T)

358 And the original Winnipeg Jets would be back in Winnipeg instead of parked in Phoenix if it wasn't for Bettman's pride.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at April 09, 2013 09:00 PM (onS4h)

--Have you ever seen Bon Cop, Bad Cop? The parody of Bettman is a riot.

Posted by: logprof, voice muffled by the barrel at April 09, 2013 05:05 PM (+iA5G)

359 You know what's a decent chicken oriented meal? Stouffer's Chicken Pot Pies. One of my primary freezer staples.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 09, 2013 05:05 PM (ZshNr)

360 Appeal, continued: I'm married to a Lady Vol (Tennessee).

Posted by: filbert, mobile at April 09, 2013 05:05 PM (gvUeV)

361 Chicken-oriented...my guess is either avian influenza, camphylobacter, or salmonella.

Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at April 09, 2013 05:05 PM (aozUR)

362 I was thinking about Roger Ebert ...and the SOB shows up!

Posted by: Gene Siskel at April 09, 2013 05:05 PM (wIgpo)

363 Lets bring all the troops home and educate them

Post deleted.

Posted by: Stank at April 09, 2013 05:06 PM (29/Pg)

364 352 Tobacco Road,

trust me...I explained to wife that until I find a sanely priced lower that's bare the lad's AR is not being built....

<----- cue confession bear sven

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 05:06 PM (LRFds)

365 Interestingly, the NY Jets are the namesake of the Winnipeg Jets. I did not know that. The lore I remember from being a kid had it that they called themselves the Jets because they signed Bobby Hull, The Golden Jet, when they started up in the WHA, which, even to a gullible youngster such as I was, sounded suspiciously like crap.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 09, 2013 05:06 PM (Q0bVv)

366 Posted by: Lincolntf at April 09, 2013 09:05 PM (ZshNr) Marie Callander makes a mean CPP as well.

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 09, 2013 05:06 PM (Cnqmv)

367 the guy I want to deball is "Andrew Breitbart" That's erg/derp, lord of the volcano.

Posted by: zsasz at April 09, 2013 05:06 PM (MMC8r)

368 Maybe Ashley is the dog's Psychological Support Shithead?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 09, 2013 05:07 PM (IDSI7)

369 354 You know what's a decent chicken oriented meal? Stouffer's Chicken Pot Pies. One of my primary freezer staples. Posted by: Lincolntf at April 09, 2013 09:05 PM
==============

In recent years, I think the chicken has become a bit grisly.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 09, 2013 05:07 PM (aDwsi)

370 354 You know what's a decent chicken oriented meal? Stouffer's Chicken Pot Pies. One of my primary freezer staples.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 09, 2013 09:05 PM (ZshNr

You really need to try Marie Callendar's. It's not on my diet, and I miss it so. The Parmesan chicken one is delish.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2013 05:07 PM (lVPtV)

371 Dopplewissensehen? Some asshole called me that once. I told him it was a weasel on steroids. That shut him down.

Posted by: Cazandra Fluke at April 09, 2013 05:07 PM (0It32)

372 I'll try Callender's next time.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 09, 2013 05:07 PM (ZshNr)

373 362 Zsasz,

Yeah I figured...

they're all average joe in the end....

I like batting them around mostly....

besmirching AB pisses me off.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 05:08 PM (LRFds)

374

I was thinking about Roger Ebert ...and the SOB shows up!

Posted by: Gene Siskel at April 09, 2013 09:05 PM (wIgpo)

Gene, tell me: were you thinking about Hugo Chavez too?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 09, 2013 05:08 PM (IDSI7)

375 Posted by: Lincolntf at April 09, 2013 09:07 PM (ZshNr) Think COSTCO has them.

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 09, 2013 05:08 PM (Cnqmv)

376 GOALLLL!!!!!!

1-0, Jets

Posted by: logprof, voice muffled by the barrel at April 09, 2013 05:09 PM (+iA5G)

377

Gerg pretends Ace grudgefucked his poodle or something

But this was no ordinary poodle. This was Gerg's Psychological Support Poodle.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 09, 2013 05:09 PM (IDSI7)

378 Check out Drudge.

Then try not to hurt something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2013 05:10 PM (lVPtV)

379 358 Lets bring all the troops home and educate them

Posted by: Stank at April 09, 2013 05:10 PM (29/Pg)

380 ace cooks?

Posted by: jewells45 at April 09, 2013 05:10 PM (u25eL)

381

I guess watching the women's NCAA final is OK if you like to watch variations on the layup.

Kinda like watching women's tennis, where they pitty pat back and forth until one of them loses interest?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 09, 2013 05:10 PM (IDSI7)

382 372 Jay guevera,

in Puffy Judd's support Skippy....

ah Ace you said you spared Rubio's trash but you didn't say you were stalking gerg's support puppy

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 05:11 PM (LRFds)

383 >>>You really need to try Marie Callendar's

Those chicken pot pies are definitely a freezer staple at my house

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 09, 2013 05:11 PM (4Mv1T)

384
http://bit.ly/ZlBiXc

Close as I get to psychological dogs.

Posted by: sTevo at April 09, 2013 05:11 PM (OhZM6)

385 99 actually now that people say that vets use these... I also remember I had heard of this before -- with regard to Ann Romney's horses, which began, she said, as a therapy for MS. So I guess I had heard of it before, just not enough times to "stick." Posted by: ace at April 09, 2013 08:23 PM (LCRYB) There's having an animal/pet to help you with therapy, and then there's demanding that you be able to bring it everywhere including where pets aren't allowed. I doubt Anne Romney is going to bring her horse into Bloomingdales or wherever.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 09, 2013 05:11 PM (F52CZ)

386 I'd like to have an Alsatian/Wolf hybrid as a 'support dog'. Might come in handy after the apocalypse. Something that would drag the bodies off of the lawn.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 09, 2013 05:11 PM (aDwsi)

387 374 Skank,

Hey Skank the troops are better educated pound for pound than General population

if I have not said it this thread in the last five posts...

Fuck you

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 05:11 PM (LRFds)

388 353 And the original Winnipeg Jets would be back in Winnipeg instead of parked in Phoenix if it wasn't for Bettman's pride. Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at April 09, 2013 09:00 PM (onS4h) --Have you ever seen Bon Cop, Bad Cop? The parody of Bettman is a riot. Posted by: logprof, voice muffled by the barrel at April 09, 2013 09:05 PM (+iA5G) Wait, I thought the Blackberry guy wanted to move them to Hamilton? That and he was kind of a douchebag that even other billionaires thought was a douchebag.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at April 09, 2013 05:12 PM (Zd/NW)

389 President Obama and the first family enjoy singer and actor Justin Timberlake performing Otis Redding's classic "Sittin' On The Dock Of The Bay" during the White House's celebration of Memphis Soul.

PBS will air an edited version of tonight's concert on April 16th.

-- from RealClearPolitics

The pic of Mooch is hideous.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2013 05:12 PM (lVPtV)

390 Micro waving water is cooking?

Posted by: sTevo at April 09, 2013 05:12 PM (OhZM6)

391 381 Mike Hammer,

best dog I ever had was a GS/Wolf...

I miss him every day...called him beaucanine....

"beautiful canine"

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 05:12 PM (LRFds)

392

*yawn*

Ok, it's time for another nap. Wake me up when I have to sign some bill for Ashley.

SHIT!!!1! BUGZZZ11!!!

....zzzzzz....

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Psychotic Support Doggeh at April 09, 2013 05:12 PM (+z4pE)

393 Plus I'm pretty much ignoring the game to be with Moron Nation.

Posted by: filbert, mobile at April 09, 2013 05:13 PM (gvUeV)

394 Fuck you

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 09:11 PM (LRFds)

Fuck you, the officers have the high life you simple shit.

Posted by: Stank at April 09, 2013 05:14 PM (29/Pg)

395 374 358
Lets bring all the troops home and educate them

Posted by: Stank at April 09, 2013 09:10 PM (29/Pg

Fuck off.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2013 05:14 PM (lVPtV)

396 386 381 Mike Hammer,

best dog I ever had was a GS/Wolf...

I miss him every day...called him beaucanine....

"beautiful canine"
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 09:12 PM
===========

No kidding? I've never mixed with one, and I understand that some places they are banned. Apparently one goes psycho now and then. They have a good following..

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 09, 2013 05:14 PM (aDwsi)

397 Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2013 09:10 PM (lVPtV) Well, think of the stress of having to choose between either the Blue Angels with fuel, or a par-TAY for the Royal Court and you will feel better.... or you will kick your psycho support canine!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 09, 2013 05:14 PM (Cnqmv)

398

239 Idiot arena announcer just said "Marine Corpse Color Guard" presenting the colors prior to the NCAA women's final four game tonight.

Sigh.
Posted by: filbert, mobile at April 09, 2013 08:44 PM (gvUeV)

Christ, I watched Idiocracy. I don't want to live it, but here we are.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 09, 2013 05:15 PM (IDSI7)

399 And, at least I'm not trying to learn French, like some people.

Posted by: filbert, mobile at April 09, 2013 05:15 PM (gvUeV)

400 ~~The pic of~~ Mooch is hideous

Better.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 09, 2013 05:15 PM (4Mv1T)

401 Fuck you, the officers have the high life you simple shit. Posted by: Stank at April 09, 2013 09:14 PM (29/Pg) Your an idiot and a particularly nasty fuck also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 09, 2013 05:15 PM (9Bj8R)

402 Check out Drudge. Then try not to hurt something. No Blue Angels for the proles, but God-Emperor Barry gets to suck Hollywood's dick. Hey, Dr. Franklin, what form of government did you say you'd enabled again?

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 09, 2013 05:15 PM (Q0bVv)

403 360 Interestingly, the NY Jets are the namesake of the
Winnipeg Jets.

I did not know that.

The lore I remember from being a kid had it that they called themselves the Jets because they signed Bobby Hull, The Golden Jet, when they started up in the WHA, which, even to a gullible youngster such as I was, sounded suspiciously like crap.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 09, 2013 09:06 PM (Q0bVv)

I've read that the name was a carry-on from the Western Canadian Hockey League team that was owned by the guy who was the co-founding owner of the WHA team (which became the original NHL team). The WCHL junior team was the Winnipeg Jets, and that came from his admiration of the NY Jets.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at April 09, 2013 05:15 PM (onS4h)

404 Wait, I thought the Blackberry guy wanted to move them to Hamilton? That and he was kind of a douchebag that even other billionaires thought was a douchebag.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at April 09, 2013 09:12 PM (Zd/NW)

--I think he was eyeing the Predators, but my recollection is hazy.

Posted by: logprof, voice muffled by the barrel at April 09, 2013 05:15 PM (+iA5G)

405 >You really need to try Marie Callendar's. It's not on my diet, and I miss it so. The Parmesan chicken one is delish. Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2013 09:07 PM (lVPtV) is this the iconic 'chicky parm' of which you sometimes speak?

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 09, 2013 05:15 PM (8sCoq)

406 450 is a touch high but "eh"... Anything over $325 is robbery.

Posted by: toby928© presents at April 09, 2013 05:15 PM (QupBk)

407 389 Skank,

if you say so...the enlisted are carrying mostly Assocs and Bachelors' the war has slowed down some education in the rank and file...

all that said I love the officer corps, and a good officer is gold.

I *was* enlisted asshole, my wife is an NCO working even as I type on some college.

You acting as though our volunteer military are a bunch of sucker losers is unseemly

Go fuck a blender.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 05:16 PM (LRFds)

408 > but God-Emperor Barry gets to suck Hollywood's dick. I think it's the other way around

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 09, 2013 05:16 PM (8sCoq)

409

The pic of Mooch is hideous.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2013 09:12 PM (lVPtV)

So it's unusually good?

Seriously, she could scare dogs off the back of a meat truck.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 09, 2013 05:16 PM (IDSI7)

410 The pic of Mooch is hideous.

Google glasses will have an airbrush app that can fix that.

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 09, 2013 05:16 PM (/gHaE)

411 402 Toby 928th,

yeah ideally...the range is at 325-400....

I almost bought that 9

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 05:16 PM (LRFds)

412 Ms. Judd just needs a security blanket. Not inflict her problems on an innocent animal.

A B-M? Oh wait a bowel movement? Sounds fitting.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 09, 2013 05:17 PM (0WpCx)

413 Sven,

How much did your BC weigh?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 09, 2013 05:17 PM (aDwsi)

414 For no known reason, but it's guessed that whoever dubbed it such had heard of the Baader-Meinhof terrorist ring several times in a few days and so gave it that name. (Actually, update: That does seem exactly why it's called that.) --------- Over here at the Anachronda Compound, we call it "plate o'shrimp" because Repo Man.

Posted by: Assault Citizen Anachronda at April 09, 2013 05:17 PM (U82Km)

415

Fuck you, the officers have the high life you simple shit.
Posted by: Stank at April 09, 2013 09:14 PM (29/Pg)

True of the present Commander in Chief. For other officers, not so much.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 09, 2013 05:17 PM (IDSI7)

416 I think it's the other way around I'll concede it may be a circle of some sort.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 09, 2013 05:18 PM (Q0bVv)

417 This one has an hour to go at auction http://is.gd/Yp4xLD

Posted by: toby928© presents at April 09, 2013 05:18 PM (QupBk)

418 Posted by: Stank at April 09, 2013 09:14 PM (29/Pg) Well, you've sure got the lowlife down pat! In case no one has said this to you recently, "Fuck Off!"

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 09, 2013 05:18 PM (Cnqmv)

419 396 NGU,

and was obviously either a shitbird or is a never served...

there is genuine antipathy some earned between officer and enlisted...

that said I've lost officers who I called friend, and I don't use 'friend" lightly to this war.

he can go fuck a chainsaw.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 05:18 PM (LRFds)

420 Considering what I've learned from Lauren this week about Mooch's support of partial-birth (murder of full term babies) abortion, she's even uglier on the inside as the outside.

Those two nasty, trashy, evil grifters can't get back to Chicago fast enough.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2013 05:18 PM (lVPtV)

421 GOALLL!!!!!

2-0, Jets

Posted by: logprof, voice muffled by the barrel at April 09, 2013 05:18 PM (+iA5G)

422 This 52 went for $300 an hour ago http://is.gd/KwRdVf

Posted by: toby928© presents at April 09, 2013 05:19 PM (QupBk)

423 You acting as though our volunteer military are a bunch of sucker losers is unseemly

Go fuck a blender.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 09:16 PM (LRFds)

--Maybe it's John Kerry posting?

Posted by: logprof, voice muffled by the barrel at April 09, 2013 05:20 PM (+iA5G)

424

I was thinking about Roger Ebert ...and the SOB shows up!Posted by: Gene Siskel at April 09, 2013 09:05 PM (wIgpo)

Gene, please think about George Soros. Think hard. Thanks.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 09, 2013 05:20 PM (IDSI7)

425 Well, dogs are often used to reduce PTSD (see: DASY, Marcus Luttrel's dog that some fucking assholes shot for fun).

But somehow I think being a fat actress isn't quite equal to being chased through the Hindu Kush in a running battle while watching your friends die horribly and then being taken prisoner by the Taliban.

Posted by: tangonine at April 09, 2013 05:20 PM (x3YFz)

426 Calling coordinates to TB3K.

Two Nine-er Papa Golf

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 09, 2013 05:20 PM (4Mv1T)

427 Girls, college will make you better.....

Posted by: Stank at April 09, 2013 05:20 PM (29/Pg)

428 Monday, monday

Posted by: Stank at April 09, 2013 05:21 PM (29/Pg)

429 421 Well, dogs are often used to reduce PTSD (see: DASY, Marcus Luttrel's dog that some fucking assholes shot for fun).

But somehow I think being a fat actress isn't quite equal to being chased through the Hindu Kush in a running battle while watching your friends die horribly and then being taken prisoner by the Taliban.

Posted by: tangonine at April 09, 2013 09:20 PM (x3YFz

THIS^^^

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2013 05:21 PM (lVPtV)

430 Wait, I thought the Blackberry guy wanted to move them to Hamilton? That and he was kind of a douchebag that even other billionaires thought was a douchebag.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at April 09, 2013 09:12 PM (Zd/NW)

Yeah, he was making noise back in 2009 about moving the Coyotes/original Jets to Hamilton, but the Maple Leafs had a canary since Hamilton is an hour away and the NHL thought he lacked character and integrity. Since RIM is going down the drain at the moment, that was probably a good idea.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at April 09, 2013 05:21 PM (onS4h)

431 Come on, raykon. Post some 20-year-old U2 lyrics, for instant deletion. You sad simple fuck.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 09, 2013 05:21 PM (Q0bVv)

432 Good Lord this thread smells. And we're prob not gonna get another before the ONT.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 09, 2013 05:22 PM (GEICT)

433 417 GOALLL!!!!!

2-0, Jets

Posted by: logprof, voice muffled by the barrel at April 09, 2013 09:18 PM (+iA5G)

If they keep this up, you're staying in that barrel for the rest of the season.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am, owner of a Jets jersey at April 09, 2013 05:23 PM (onS4h)

434 id fk her

Posted by: Stank at April 09, 2013 05:23 PM (29/Pg)

435 When I saw "Baader-Meinhoff" it reminded me of Hans Gruber and his fake demands to have terrorists released from prison. Hans: "...and in Sri Lanka, the nine members of Asian Dawn..." Karl: [sotto voce] "Asian Dawn?" Hans: "I read about them in Time magazine."

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 09, 2013 05:23 PM (JDIKC)

436 Was thinking about that husky - voiced sports announcer and now she's doing the women's b-ball final on ESPN! I'm soooo over Erin Andrews.

Posted by: Michael David Barrett at April 09, 2013 05:23 PM (wIgpo)

437 430 Stank sharted.

Posted by: steevy at April 09, 2013 05:23 PM (9XBK2)

438 409 Mike Hammer,

you mean my Basic Combat Load ie ruck?

I carried a Tow Gunners ruck, and was a grenadier...

I never deployed and was hurt my first contract...

I am not an exceptional troop.

I think a light load was ~74 and if I packed two extra rockets it was in the 100 range.

TowGunners had it easy compared to the Charlies the Mortar guy with the baseplate was looking at 80-105 pounds.

We were told to practice with 25-40 pound rucks.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 05:24 PM (LRFds)

439 Does anyone else here have a recollection that several years ago Ashley Judd was actually described in some places as conservative? I'm not making it up; I recall a site with one of those slide shows about "hot GOP celebs" or something like that. There were some other dubious inclusions, but it's interesting that at one point Judd was enough of a cipher she could be descri bed that way on the WWW.

Posted by: logprof, voice muffled by the barrel at April 09, 2013 05:24 PM (+iA5G)

440 435 430 Stank sharted. Posted by: steevy at April 09, 2013 09:23 PM (9XBK2) No, I'm pretty sure he is the short.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 09, 2013 05:25 PM (GEICT)

441 It's called the "Right Wing Echo Chamber".

Posted by: Palooka at April 09, 2013 05:25 PM (oN+9z)

442 > I'm soooo over Erin Andrews. Posted by: Michael David Barrett at April 09, 2013 09:23 PM (wIgpo) Erin needs a voice coach. Easy on the eyes, but not on the ears.

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 09, 2013 05:25 PM (8sCoq)

443 430 Good Lord this thread smells. And we're prob not gonna get another before the ONT.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 09, 2013 09:22 PM (GEICT)

--and until then I'm stuck in this damn barrel.

Posted by: logprof, voice muffled by the barrel at April 09, 2013 05:25 PM (+iA5G)

444 Behold, our stunningly beautiful FLOTUS and her handsome and brilliant husband, enjoying a fun evening with our Hollywood Betters tonight:

http://tinyurl.com/d56u5az

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2013 05:25 PM (lVPtV)

445 Really? Awesome.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 09, 2013 05:25 PM (GEICT)

446 419 Logprof,

Yeah probably...or a troll moontard who thinks kerry was 'speaking truth to power"

assholes the lot of them.

I have a competitive test and GT I can show for baseline intelligence and unlike Giggles i have gone over parts of my curricula vitae...

asshole trolls.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 05:26 PM (LRFds)

447 Both logprof and lurk's stories ring a bell. I think Balsillie tried to get both the Coyotes and the Predators (not at the same time, of course). If the NY area can, sort of, support 3 teams, southern Ontario could easily accommodate a Leafs rival. Markham has been making noises of late ...

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 09, 2013 05:26 PM (Q0bVv)

448 5.56?

Posted by: Stank at April 09, 2013 05:26 PM (29/Pg)

449 Officers have the high life. Hahahahahaha!!!! Clearly someone who has never served. He just keeps running Platoon in his head over and over. EMs and officers do two different jobs. Neither is more important than the other.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 09, 2013 05:26 PM (BH6kB)

450 >Behold, our stunningly beautiful FLOTUS she has teeth like a piranha

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 09, 2013 05:27 PM (8sCoq)

451 Lets bring the troops home and educate them, what say you?

Posted by: Stank at April 09, 2013 05:28 PM (29/Pg)

452 You know, it's a damn shame America's first kind-of black President is such a fuck-up

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 09, 2013 05:28 PM (8sCoq)

453 442 Behold, our stunningly beautiful FLOTUS and her handsome and brilliant husband, enjoying a fun evening with our Hollywood Betters tonight:

http://tinyurl.com/d56u5az

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2013 09:25 PM (lVPtV)

--Of course Justin Timberlake is the first singer who comes to mind when I hear the words "Memphis Soul."

Posted by: logprof, voice muffled by the barrel at April 09, 2013 05:28 PM (+iA5G)

454 447 Officers have the high life. ------------------ Hahahahahaha!!!! Clearly someone who has never served. He just keeps running Platoon in his head over and over. EMs and officers do two different jobs. Neither is more important than the other. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 09, 2013 09:26 PM (BH6kB) Someone should explain to my brother how he had the highlife when he was sleeping in a tent in Iraq with sand covering every inch of the interior.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 09, 2013 05:28 PM (GEICT)

455 436 409 Mike Hammer,

you mean my Basic Combat Load ie ruck?

I carried a Tow Gunners ruck, and was a grenadier...

I never deployed and was hurt my first contract...

I am not an exceptional troop.

I think a light load was ~74 and if I packed two extra rockets it was in the 100 range.

TowGunners had it easy compared to the Charlies the Mortar guy with the baseplate was looking at 80-105 pounds.

We were told to practice with 25-40 pound rucks.
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 09:24 PM
==================

All very interesting. If it is even remotely associated with any kind of ordinance, I am interested...., but in this case.., I meant Beautiful Canine. How much did your hybrid weigh?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 09, 2013 05:29 PM (aDwsi)

456 447 Sean Bannion,

That's very true, and in the worst of times I do sincerely wish the US Military followed the UK model a bit......"ya gotta keep 'em speerated"

I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit for a good officer particularly a mustang....

and i'd run like hell from a Superman U butterbar...

it all works out in the end.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 05:29 PM (LRFds)

457 448 More like a weasel.

Posted by: steevy at April 09, 2013 05:29 PM (9XBK2)

458 Fuck you, the officers have the high life you simple shit.

Posted by: Stank at April 09, 2013 09:14 PM (29/Pg)

Former NCO here. No, they don't, at least not the ones under whom I served. As an example, in the Infantry, a few hours' sleep is more treasured than gold. Officers and platoon sergeants got less than anybody.

I'm guessing you were a REMF and not combat arms.

Posted by: troyriser at April 09, 2013 05:29 PM (ptcFO)

459 TowGunners had it easy compared to the Charlies the Mortar guy with the baseplate was looking at 80-105 pounds. 29 lbs for the base plate. 35 for the tube. I started as an 11C. My average load was 110 lbs. THAT was why I loved being a tanker. ;-).

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 09, 2013 05:30 PM (BH6kB)

460 If the NY area can, sort of, support 3 teams, southern Ontario could easily accommodate a Leafs rival. Markham has been making noises of late ...

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 09, 2013 09:26 PM (Q0bVv)

The NHL also noted the proximity of Buffalo and Detroit to Hamilton. Not Ottawa as much, for whatever reason. But never underestimate the ability of the Maple Leafs to pitch a fit. Any potential owner needs to call the Washington Nationals owners to figure out how it can be done, because when they wanted to move the Expos here the Orioles' owner (big-time Democrat) flipped out.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at April 09, 2013 05:30 PM (onS4h)

461 OMG- I just heard the audio from Obama in CT. They were CHANTING "we want the vote" or something like that... I am so sick of the CT ghouls.

Posted by: Baldy at April 09, 2013 05:30 PM (opS9C)

462 449 Lets bring the troops home and educate them, what say you?

Posted by: Stank at April 09, 2013 09:28 PM (29/Pg

I say "Fuck You." What makes you think our troops aren't educated? I'd wager you wouldn't have lasted one year of middle school in my son's private school.

Now get back under the stairs or your mom's "boyfriend" will whip your worthless, unloved ass.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2013 05:31 PM (lVPtV)

463 As the XO of a Medical Unit I get more aggravation from my Fellow Officers than I do from the Enlisted.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 09, 2013 05:31 PM (9Bj8R)

464 Either Ashley or that damn dog just farted while sleeping!

Posted by: Psychological Support Cooch Bug at April 09, 2013 05:31 PM (wIgpo)

465 I'm guessing you were a REMF and not combat arms. Raykon was in The Shit in the 17th Antartica Aurora Spaceplane Wing.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 09, 2013 05:31 PM (Q0bVv)

466 Former NCO here. No, they don't, at least not the ones under whom I served. As an example, in the Infantry, a few hours' sleep is more treasured than gold. Officers and platoon sergeants got less than anybody. THIS.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 09, 2013 05:31 PM (BH6kB)

467 452 Mike Hammer,

oh Bo-K-9

heh...wrote it that way because of Star Wars and the black hole BTW...

in the 95-135 pound range...

He made it to 22 years old....

I was ~24 when he died....

I think part of me died.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 05:32 PM (LRFds)

468 compare choppers Piranha http://is.gd/4zNafN FLOTUS http://is.gd/w7rZTv

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 09, 2013 05:32 PM (8sCoq)

469 TowGunners had it easy compared to the Charlies the Mortar guy with the baseplate was looking at 80-105 pounds.

We were told to practice with 25-40 pound rucks.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 09:24 PM

I always thought watching mortar maggots humping baseplates was kind of funny, myself--especially since most of the time they cruised around in jeeps and laughed at the rest of us.

Yes, jeeps. I'm that old.

Posted by: troyriser at April 09, 2013 05:32 PM (ptcFO)

470 Lets bring the troops home and educate them, what say you? My Detachment has more aggregate Education than you could count to

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 09, 2013 05:33 PM (9Bj8R)

471 Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 09:32 PM (LRFds) 22 yrs is a long life span for a dog that size. Certainly enough time to really get into your heart!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 09, 2013 05:33 PM (Cnqmv)

472
FLOTUS

http://is.gd/w7rZTv

---------------

Now, picture that face screaming at Barry for leaving the toilet seat up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2013 05:33 PM (lVPtV)

473 457 Sean Bannion,

yeah I looked at the Charlies and sometimes their life looked easy but i remembered as a straight 11x who was leaning and praying for 11 bang bang that Hotel Hellions sure did ride the Humvee a bunch...

every job in the force has its hang ups...

the grass ain't greener just different gardeners.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 05:34 PM (LRFds)

474
The NHL also noted the proximity of Buffalo and Detroit to Hamilton. Not Ottawa as much, for whatever reason. But never underestimate the ability of the Maple Leafs to pitch a fit. Any potential owner needs to call the Washington Nationals owners to figure out how it can be done, because when they wanted to move the Expos here the Orioles' owner (big-time Democrat) flipped out.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at April 09, 2013 09:30 PM (onS4h)

--It's all bullshit. The Leafs just want to keep on printing money and keeping a monopoly in their neck of the woods. Well, I can only rant about them so much, since their on-ice product is pretty good this year (even if it's an aberrant year).

Posted by: logprof, voice muffled by the barrel at April 09, 2013 05:34 PM (+iA5G)

475 "Ashley Judd ist bat ScheiÃŸe verrÃ¼ckt"

Sehr gut.

Posted by: Al at April 09, 2013 05:34 PM (V70Uh)

476 469 Hrothgar,

I probably should have laid him to rest at 20 when his knees started hurting but I couldn't...

had I ever old yeller'd him i think i would have shot myself not him.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 05:35 PM (LRFds)

477 Now, picture that face screaming at Barry for leaving the toilet seat up. I would bet one AoSHQ Ampersand UtilityÂ™ that Barky is a Sitzpinkler.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 09, 2013 05:35 PM (Q0bVv)

478 I always thought watching mortar maggots humping baseplates was kind of funny, myself--especially since most of the time they cruised around in jeeps and laughed at the rest of us. Then you ARE old. When the light infantry divisions came online around '86, it was a point of pride to walk. EVERYWHERE. Alas, I too am old enought to have had a jeep as a tank battalion Support Platoon Leader.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 09, 2013 05:35 PM (BH6kB)

479 GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!

3-0, Jets

Posted by: logprof, voice muffled by the barrel at April 09, 2013 05:35 PM (+iA5G)

480 Actually I call the Bahder-Meinhoff Gang by their original moniker - Red Army Faction. Removes all doubt as to how much they love communism.

Another lover of communism and the armed struggle is Joschka Fischer who lead the Green Party in Germany for 20 years and served as Schroeder's Finance Minister. He was also captured on film kicking a policeman who had already been knocked to the ground. In 2008 he tried to play down his violent past as youthful enthusiasm when another terrorist was finally put on trial.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joschka_Fischer

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 09, 2013 05:35 PM (0WpCx)

481 Best. Comment. Ever. over the WH party tonight (from RealClearPolitics):

I think I just saw George and Martha Washington walk out of their paintings and leave the White House.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2013 05:35 PM (lVPtV)

482 I was a driver for a Major (2 different Bn XO's) for about a year. Drove them all over Europe so they could sit in boring-ass meetings, listen to boring-ass presentations, talk to boring-ass people and eat boring-ass food. Not exactly the high life, even in beer-soaked, buxom lass festooned Deutschland. More of a grind than being an enlisted man rocket crewmember by my judgment.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 09, 2013 05:35 PM (ZshNr)

483

>Behold, our stunningly beautiful FLOTUS

she has teeth like a piranha

She always reminds me of Alien. Every time I see her I wonder if she can unhinge her lower jaw, or if she has a nictitating membrane that can cover her eyes.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 09, 2013 05:36 PM (IDSI7)

484 I don't serve under anyone, just because they have 4 years of coll[a]ge.

Irony

Posted by: Stank at April 09, 2013 05:36 PM (29/Pg)

485 467 troyriser,

not that old champ...that seasoned...

I wonder what the force going with the super jeep would have been like....?

I did some research for a force based on the team of the MBT-70/XM-800/M-113 TO&E for a game company....

ah the late 60s

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 05:36 PM (LRFds)

486 Baader-Meinhof phenomenon... This couldn't have anything to with all the Amanda Knox crap recently, could it?

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at April 09, 2013 05:36 PM (Y5I9o)

487 buxom lassfestoonedDeutschland You know the drill.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 09, 2013 05:36 PM (Q0bVv)

488 477 GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!

3-0, Jets

Posted by: logprof, voice muffled by the barrel at April 09, 2013 09:35 PM (+iA5G)

Yep, you're staying in the barrel for the rest of the season. You got in there and they started scoring.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am, who doesn't like the Leafs either at April 09, 2013 05:36 PM (onS4h)

489 479 Best. Comment. Ever. over the WH party tonight (from RealClearPolitics): I think I just saw George and Martha Washington walk out of their paintings and leave the White House. Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2013 09:35 PM (lVPtV) Oh, that's beautiful.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 09, 2013 05:37 PM (GEICT)

490 Bring "the" troops home. Which troops, you feeble cocksucker? All of them? Bring their equipment home, too? All of it? And am I seeing things or did the word "educate" appear in your post? What does that even mean? Educate them in what? To DO what? You can't even do lofty, high-minded platitudes with any competence. That's a basic, 10-level trolling skill. Fucking loser. How can you fail at trolling? I'd tell you to kill yourself but you would undoubtedly fuck that up, as well.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 09, 2013 05:37 PM (JDIKC)

491 Then you ARE old. When the light infantry divisions came online around '86, it was a point of pride to walk. EVERYWHERE.

Alas, I too am old enought to have had a jeep as a tank battalion Support Platoon Leader.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 09, 2013 09:35 PM (BH6kB)

The 82nd has always been a light infantry division.

Posted by: troyriser at April 09, 2013 05:38 PM (ptcFO)

492 461 NGU,

and that seems common from my time around MedDac units and the DenTac types...

there's pride and pain everywhere in the force...

I am sure *somewhere* well hidden and perhaps in defensive cammy gear there is a genuine smart nice O-10....

*somewhere*

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 05:38 PM (LRFds)

493 When I had my dog Maggie in group training class, there was a gal there with a long-haired chihuahua that was being trained as a service dog. He had been really terrified of other dogs and groups of people, but my super traienr got him to be well-behaved and confident.

I couldn't figure out why he was a service dog, though, since he was so small and I was used those dogs being larger (like guide dogs).

Trainer told me that they can be certified for people with emotional problems, to give them confidence and stem depression. The vest is worn so they are allowed to accompany their owners into stores and restaurants.

I had never heard of such a thing, but it is true.

Don't see a vest on Ashley's dog, though. I wonder if he's trained.

Posted by: Miss Marple at April 09, 2013 05:39 PM (GoIUi)

494 Heh. A troll calling himself "Greg" is defending the indefensible at PCP.

Of course, he's "killing it."

Booooosh!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2013 05:39 PM (lVPtV)

495

Either Ashley or that damn dog just farted while sleeping!

I can't tell the difference any more myself.

I think I'm growing into her leg...

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Psychotic Support Doggeh at April 09, 2013 05:39 PM (+z4pE)

496 I tried for a buxom German pic, but got the shit message from pixy.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 09, 2013 05:39 PM (ZshNr)

497 About two months, I went to pay my taxes and there was a notice on the door at city hall welcoming service animals, but not "other" animals. So, while at the Treasury desk, I asked them if I could bring in my "therapy cat." You see, I explained, I'm depressed and the cat makes me happy, so could I bring her to city hall? I think I started chuckling before the actual answer came (I believe it was 'uh, no') but obviously I was ahead of the curve. I do not have a "therapy cat" I have a "psychological support cat."

Of course, the larger problem is that said cat does not want to leave the house... hence the term 'house cat.'

Posted by: Shibumi at April 09, 2013 05:40 PM (z63Tr)

498 grrrr

Posted by: Stank at April 09, 2013 05:40 PM (29/Pg)

499 445 Both logprof and lurk's stories ring a bell. I think Balsillie tried to get both the Coyotes and the Predators (not at the same time, of course). If the NY area can, sort of, support 3 teams, southern Ontario could easily accommodate a Leafs rival. Markham has been making noises of late ... Posted by: Waterhouse at April 09, 2013 09:26 PM (Q0bVv) Toronto could easily support another team, but there is no way that the Leafs are going to give up exclusivity. Cripes, the Sabres have struggled on and off and I doubt they will give up any of their territory. If memory serves me, Balsillie made no bones about buying and moving the teams, and he didn't need the NHL's approval to do so. As the owner of the Coyotes found out the hard way, you need the NHL's permission to do most anything with the franchise. The owners of the Jets did it the right way by getting everyone on board before announcing their intentions.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at April 09, 2013 05:40 PM (Zd/NW)

500 482 I don't serve under anyone, just because they have 4 years of coll[a]ge. Irony Posted by: Stank at April 09, 2013 09:36 PM (29/Pg) Listen up Average Joe, the men in women in uniform serve under others not because of education and not really even because they're told to. They do it because of respect. They do it because they know that that man or woman has earned respect by prior actions and that man or woman will continue to earn respect.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 09, 2013 05:41 PM (GEICT)

501 I have two cats, but they seem to be more.like reverse psychological support animals.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 09, 2013 05:41 PM (ZshNr)

502 The 82nd has always been a light infantry division. Ummmm, I know that. I spent a chunk of my Majority there. My point was that 11Cs were not driving in jeeps, HMMWVs, Goers, deuces, 5 tons, or any other motorized conveyance in the 10th Mountain, or 7 ID.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 09, 2013 05:41 PM (BH6kB)

503 I tried for a buxom German pic, but got the shit message from pixy. Excuses are like assholes, Private!

Posted by: GySgt Hartman at April 09, 2013 05:42 PM (Q0bVv)

504 465 452 Mike Hammer,

oh Bo-K-9

heh...wrote it that way because of Star Wars and the black hole BTW...

in the 95-135 pound range...

He made it to 22 years old....

I was ~24 when he died....

I think part of me died.
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 09:32 PM
================

Yeah.I know..., I know.., I'm in the queue for that with the dog we have now, and I've been through it before. The day my wife brought the puppy home, I could see it all in my head, from beginning to end. I refused to become attached to the dog..., apparently the wrong strategy, as it immediately bonded with me whether I liked it or not. Little bugger sits down and leans against my leg. If I sit, it puts its head on my foot and goes to sleep.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 09, 2013 05:42 PM (aDwsi)

505 Okay, I'm back. Why is bacon so expensive?

Posted by: elizabethe at April 09, 2013 05:42 PM (qPCAa)

506 Part of me pities Conservatives. You live in a bubble devoid of reality and hang out where dissenting views are not heard.

You are losing and no amount of hiding can change that.

Posted by: Laughing at Conservatives at April 09, 2013 05:42 PM (njjH9)

507

I heard about this before.

Several months ago, at least, I was home sick one day and TMZ was talking about some celebrity who took her dog into a restaurant and was speculating about how they could do that.

Yeah, I was watching TMZ... don't judge me. The remote had fallen behind my bed and I didn't feel like digging it out just then.

Posted by: malclave at April 09, 2013 05:43 PM (W1Ndc)

508 Dogs rule, nothing better than a setter,

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 09, 2013 05:43 PM (HVff2)

509 Wheres the Elizabeth with trite new tales...

Posted by: Stank at April 09, 2013 05:43 PM (29/Pg)

510 Serious guys! Calmy, my therapy dog, took a shit on my yoga mat and things are just spiraling badly out of control. I tried desperately to send eye-screams to Mother, but she wasn't able to receive them......

Posted by: Ashley Judd at April 09, 2013 05:43 PM (XvrTA)

511 503 Okay, I'm back. Why is bacon so expensive? Posted by: elizabethe at April 09, 2013 09:42 PM (qPCAa) Sequester

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 09, 2013 05:43 PM (GEICT)

512 Part of me pities those consumed with self-delusion, but only a small part.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 09, 2013 05:44 PM (aDwsi)

513 Regarding the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon:

Years ago I first noticed this when all of a sudden, Gilbert and Sullivan started showing up in movies and on record labels.

Linda Ronstadt made an album of their music. Their music was featured in "Chariots of Fire." Parodies of their music showed up on "The Animaniacs."

It sort of creeped me out.

Posted by: Miss Marple at April 09, 2013 05:44 PM (GoIUi)

514 Obama is partying while you are complaining. He's a winner, Conservatives are losers.

Posted by: Laughing at Conservatives at April 09, 2013 05:44 PM (njjH9)

515 502 Mike Hammer,

not to start Cat V dog wars as I kept a cat alive 'til ~14 but dogs are bred to look into us and we are built to be with them....

I am gonna wait another maybe 6 years to get a dog...

I know he may outlive me....I hope so.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 05:44 PM (LRFds)

516 Ace, you'll like this. UFC suspends heavyweight Matt Matrione for "transphobic" comments about Fallon Fox. Fox is a dude who cut off his dick at age 31 and now beats up women in cage-fighting. California licensed him. Mitrione says Fox is a sick freak who likes to beat up women and is disgusting. UFC apologized to the LGBT community within hours and suspended Mitrione (who's famous for telling off-color jokes) for his "transphobic" comments.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 09, 2013 05:44 PM (ZPrif)

517 Okay, I'm back. Why is bacon so expensive? Posted by: elizabethe at April 09, 2013 09:42 PM (qPCAa) Because it tastes good

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 09, 2013 05:44 PM (9Bj8R)

518 504 Part of me pities Conservatives. You live in a bubble devoid of reality and hang out where dissenting views are not heard.

You are losing and no amount of hiding can change that.

Posted by: Laughing at Conservatives at April 09, 2013 09:42 PM (njjH9)

--LMAO.

We have to hear "dissenting views" (scare quotes because *we're* currently the dissenting view) every time we turn on the TV, go to the movies, go to work, go to class . . .

Posted by: logprof, voice muffled by the barrel at April 09, 2013 05:44 PM (+iA5G)

519 503 Okay, I'm back. Why is bacon so expensive? Sequester.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 09, 2013 05:45 PM (BH6kB)

520 512 Laughing at Conservatives,

I suggest you read up on Valley Forge fuckhead.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 05:45 PM (LRFds)

521 Why is bacon so expensive? The pig is a wily creature.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 09, 2013 05:45 PM (Q0bVv)

522 Calling circumcision "mutilation" is ok. Calling dick-chipping off "mutilation" is transphobic. Cutting off just the foreskin is a barbaric ritual. Cutting off the whole thing is a wonderful expression of sexuality.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 09, 2013 05:46 PM (ZPrif)

523 We have to hear "dissenting views" (scare quotes because *we're* currently the dissenting view) every time we turn on the TV, go to the movies, go to work, go to class . . . Don't bother. He's from the community-based reality.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 09, 2013 05:46 PM (BH6kB)

524 Great, now I want to fry up some bacon.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at April 09, 2013 05:46 PM (onS4h)

525 517 503 Okay, I'm back. Why is bacon so expensive? Sequester. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 09, 2013 09:45 PM (BH6kB) *ahem* 509

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 09, 2013 05:46 PM (GEICT)

526 Now I have to watch that movie again. Mmm...Moritz Bleibtreu.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ eating cookies at April 09, 2013 05:46 PM (hO8IJ)

527 @ 516 logprof

Please, you all live in cocoons. You are scared of the world and create boogeymen. The rest of the country laughs at your dying ideology.

Conservatives will be Museum relics in 2 decades.

Posted by: Laughing at Conservatives at April 09, 2013 05:46 PM (njjH9)

528

You are losing and no amount of hiding can change that.

Posted by: Laughing at Conservatives at April 09, 2013 09:42 PM (njjH9)

Yeah, we heard that shit too. Ask Rosa Luxemburg and Karl Liebknecht how that worked out for them. Good times, good times.

Posted by: Freikorps at April 09, 2013 05:46 PM (IDSI7)

529 The NHL also noted the proximity of Buffalo and Detroit to Hamilton. Not Ottawa as much, for whatever reason. But never underestimate the ability of the Maple Leafs to pitch a fit. Any potential owner needs to call the Washington Nationals owners to figure out how it can be done, because when they wanted to move the Expos here the Orioles' owner (big-time Democrat) flipped out. Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at April 09, 2013 09:30 PM (onS4h) Angelos got control of the Nats broadcast rights. So he started up his own network to broadcast both teams. When both teams are playing at the same time, the Nats get put onto an overflow channel. If he didn't get the rights, the Nats would have been able to go with whoever they wanted.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at April 09, 2013 05:47 PM (Zd/NW)

530 515 Okay, I'm back. Why is bacon so expensive?
Posted by: elizabethe at April 09, 2013 09:42 PM (qPCAa)
================

All of the corn feed being used to make faux gasoline.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 09, 2013 05:47 PM (aDwsi)

531 "Greg" comments at RealClearPolitics:

I teach "inner city kids". My "care" expands beyond logical explanation. I simply find the constant knee-jerk mindless vilification of our president worthy of objection.

His feelings are hurt that we object to Barry's and Mooch's WH party.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2013 05:47 PM (lVPtV)

532 Posted by: Laughing at Conservatives at April 09, 2013 09:44 PM (njjH9) They're all gonna laugh at you!

Posted by: Adam Sandler at April 09, 2013 05:47 PM (Y5I9o)

533 .I tried for a buxom German pic, but got the shit message from pixy. http://is.gd/jcgbCC

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 09, 2013 05:47 PM (8sCoq)

534 500 Sean bannion,

One morning if it is slow here and I have time I may pick your brain for period correct data POV wise from someone who understod 9th ID(Motoroized) doctrine wise....

I have talked to a few guys but I'd like your thoughts if you have any.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 05:47 PM (LRFds)

535

can we has banhammer?

assholes are back from spring break

Posted by: thunderb at April 09, 2013 05:47 PM (+afNf)

536 Elizabeth we are beckoning you...

Posted by: Stank at April 09, 2013 05:47 PM (29/Pg)

537 Sven, laughing at conservatives can't read, he has his momma read to him, she types for him as well

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 09, 2013 05:47 PM (HVff2)

538 In fairness, we has been losing lately. What I'd like to know is what the 52% think they are winning?

Posted by: toby928© presents at April 09, 2013 05:47 PM (QupBk)

539 Great, now I want to fry up some bacon. Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at April 09, 2013 09:46 PM (onS4h) Just come over tomorrow. I'll make hash browns, too. So, do I need to be insulted and angry at that stank guy up there and storm off in a tiff, or should I just ignore him?

Posted by: elizabethe at April 09, 2013 05:48 PM (qPCAa)

540 @ 518 sven10077

Most of you are aging dinosaurs. You talk revolution, but will not jack crap.

You are losing and have become a butt of jokes.

Posted by: Laughing at Conservatives at April 09, 2013 05:48 PM (njjH9)

541 Please, you all live in cocoons. You are scared of the world and create boogeymen. The rest of the country laughs at your dying ideology. Posted by: Laughing at Conservatives at April 09, 2013 09:46 PM (njjH9) Right. Which is why we're, by and large, successful socially and financially. Remember? We're the evil 1%ers. Can't do that in a cocoon.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 09, 2013 05:48 PM (GEICT)

542 525 @ 516 logprof

Please, you all live in cocoons. You are scared of the world and create boogeymen.

Posted by: Laughing at Conservatives at April 09, 2013 09:46 PM (njjH9)

--No, I create babies. You create sticky socks your mom has to launder.

Posted by: logprof, voice muffled by the barrel at April 09, 2013 05:48 PM (+iA5G)

543

UFC apologized to the LGBT community within hours and suspended Mitrione (who's famous for telling off-color jokes) for his "transphobic" comments.

There's your new B-M-P word. Probably sent out via Journolist today.

Everybody's just scared shitless, I'm sure.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Psychotic Support Doggeh at April 09, 2013 05:48 PM (+z4pE)

544 @ 533 thunderb

Conservatives love their bubble. You want me ban because you are not secure in your beliefs. If you were secure, you would not want me banned.

Posted by: Laughing at Conservatives at April 09, 2013 05:49 PM (njjH9)

545 99.9% of Air Force enlisted have at least a high school diploma -- that vastly exceeds the general population.

73% have some college credits.

.7% have a masters degree, and there's even a few with PhD's.

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 09, 2013 05:49 PM (/gHaE)

546 So, do I need to be insulted and angry at that stank guy up there and storm off in a tiff, or should I just ignore him?

Posted by: elizabethe at April 09, 2013 09:48 PM (qPCAa

Ignore him. Back in the day, Palin Steele ridiculed me for losing a baby in the second trimester.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2013 05:49 PM (lVPtV)

547 Good song,underrated band.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vWMSi6Z9mw

Posted by: steevy at April 09, 2013 05:50 PM (9XBK2)

548 Just come over tomorrow. I'll make hash browns, too

Posted by: elizabethe at April 09, 2013 09:48 PM (qPCAa)

Woo hoo!

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at April 09, 2013 05:50 PM (onS4h)

549 If you were secure, you would not want me banned. Or, you're just annoying. Like a fly.

Posted by: toby928© presents at April 09, 2013 05:50 PM (QupBk)

550 536 Toby 928th,

Proprietary ownership of a spot at the top of the heap of shit Obama wants to watch Obama and Worf live large...

it ain't much but it thinks we are angry about them fucking up our world...

here's the deal Gerg Average Dumbfuck...

I've slept in cardboard recycling dumpsters and low crawled through shit...

you ain't gonna fuck me....I resent you fucking my sons and grandsons.

Go fuck yourself trolls.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 05:50 PM (LRFds)

551

so many boring, boring trolls lately

if they are doing so well, are so confident, why are they here?

Posted by: thunderb at April 09, 2013 05:50 PM (+afNf)

552 One morning if it is slow here and I have time I may pick your brain for period correct data POV wise from someone who understod 9th ID(Motoroized) doctrine wise.... The STUPIDEST concept, evar!!! Underarmed, but very, very fast. That was so they could run away. You'll note that "motorized" didn't last very long.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 09, 2013 05:50 PM (BH6kB)

553 What did Supreme Court Justice Ruth Baader-Meinhof have to say about it?

Posted by: W.C. Varones at April 09, 2013 05:50 PM (QMAPJ)

554 @ 539 BCochran1981 -

So successful that you lose elections. Keep it up with your hate and bigotry. It will cost you more and more elections.

Posted by: Laughing at Conservatives at April 09, 2013 05:51 PM (njjH9)

555 536 In fairness, we has been losing lately. What I'd like to know is what the 52% think they are winning? Posted by: toby928Â© presents at April 09, 2013 09:47 PM
=========

Yes, it's like a drunken frat party on Casey Jones train..., thrilled that he is picking up speed. The simple answer is that they are 49% stupid, 49% ignorant, 1% power broker elite.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 09, 2013 05:51 PM (aDwsi)

556 So, do I need to be insulted and angry at that stank guy up there and storm off in a tiff, or should I just ignore him?

Your call...

Posted by: Stank at April 09, 2013 05:51 PM (29/Pg)

557 Laughing instead of hurling insults why not attempt to enlighten us, oh fuck it you are too stupid

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 09, 2013 05:51 PM (HVff2)

558 538 Laughing at Imaginary Friends,

He who laughs last giggles....

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 05:51 PM (LRFds)

559 Just another plug.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at April 09, 2013 05:52 PM (QupBk)

560 I'm off, guys.

Prayers, please for our guys in harms way, wherever they serve. Our boy is in Korea now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2013 05:52 PM (lVPtV)

561 536 In fairness, we has been losing lately. What I'd like to know is what the 52% think they are winning? Posted by: toby928Â© presents at April 09, 2013 09:47 PM (QupBk) That is worth repeating. Well, how about it, trolls?

Posted by: rickl at April 09, 2013 05:52 PM (sdi6R)

562 @ 548 sven10077

How is that retirement home going? Love the Medicare money I pay to support you?

Posted by: Laughing at Conservatives at April 09, 2013 05:52 PM (njjH9)

563

You guys rode around in trucks???

The fuck you talking about??

Posted by: irongrampa at April 09, 2013 05:52 PM (SAMxH)

564 If we all give $10 to Opression For America, could we maybe get a troll upgrade? The ones we have now suck dry dog's dicks.

Posted by: filbert, mobile at April 09, 2013 05:52 PM (gvUeV)

565 So successful that you lose elections. Keep it up with your hate and bigotry. It will cost you more and more elections. Posted by: Laughing at Conservatives at April 09, 2013 09:51 PM (njjH9) What hate? What bigotry?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 09, 2013 05:53 PM (GEICT)

566 Sara Montiel
http://tinyurl.com/cxx3ybs

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 09, 2013 05:53 PM (0WpCx)

567 550 Sean bannion,

Yeah shoot and scoot was IIRC scoot and scoot

I heard a rumor the Uncle Eric Shinseki loved the concept in secret...

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 05:53 PM (LRFds)

568 . It will cost you more and more elections.

Probably. But what's the collapse going to cost you? Will you survive in the manner you've become accustomed to in post-USA north America?

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 09, 2013 05:53 PM (/gHaE)

569 Opression =Oppression.

Posted by: filbert, mobile at April 09, 2013 05:53 PM (gvUeV)

570 What hate? What bigotry? Shh. He's rolling.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at April 09, 2013 05:53 PM (QupBk)

571

laughing stank you are so stupid I just don't want to waste my breath. You write like a 12 year old, not too bright, kid. You provide no facts, no logic, no compelling arguments. Just name calling. And you aren't very good at that.

My beliefs are unshaken. Its my patience that is wearing thin.

This is as polite as I am gonna be. Now go finish your homework

Posted by: thunderb at April 09, 2013 05:54 PM (+afNf)

572

Conservatives love their bubble. You want me ban because you are not secure in your beliefs. If you were secure, you would not want me banned.

Or it could be that you're just an annoying idiot with the same IQ as your inflatable girlfriend.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Psychotic Support Doggeh at April 09, 2013 05:54 PM (+z4pE)

573 "Conservatives will be Museum relics in 2 decades" You're assuming the country will last two decades after Obama is done with it?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 09, 2013 05:54 PM (bddKN)

574 Conservatives love their bubble. Since you are so well versed in what conservatives believe, perhaps you could just summarize Hayekian economics and Burkean politics in 3-4 sentences for us. You know, so you can demonstrate how you don't actually live in an echo chamber yourself. Please, continue.....

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 09, 2013 05:54 PM (BH6kB)

575 If you can't conduct a softball interview without a puppy sitting on your lap, you're not fit for enacting legislation.

Yeah it was a real puff piece.

Posted by: tachyonsnuggy at April 09, 2013 05:54 PM (8F7co)

576 563 BC9181,

we hatez gays...that's why we have Gabe...we hatez wimminz that's why we have the 'ettes...

we hatez the blackz...that's why I revere Walter Williams....

we hates the latinos....that's why Ace(allegedly0 fucked Rubio's trashcans...

this guy is firmly up Andi Sully's asshole.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 05:54 PM (LRFds)

577 Conservatives love their bubble. You want me ban because you are not secure in your beliefs. If you were secure, you would not want me banned. Posted by: Laughing at Conservatives at April 09, 2013 09:49 PM (njjH9) ----------------------- Is English not your native tongue? Your speak like someone unfamiliar with American English syntax. Or someone with a fucking head injury.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 09, 2013 05:55 PM (JDIKC)

578 Can I be transphobic of trans-fat?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 09, 2013 05:55 PM (0WpCx)

579 Ignore him. Back in the day, Palin Steele ridiculed me for losing a baby in the second trimester. Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2013 09:49 PM (lVPtV) (((((((hug))))))) I'd heard about that second hand, but I didn't know which ette it happened to.

Posted by: elizabethe at April 09, 2013 05:55 PM (qPCAa)

580 @ 563 BCochran1981

You all hate Blacks, Latinos, Gays, Asians, Young People and Single Mothers.

Posted by: Laughing at Conservatives at April 09, 2013 05:55 PM (njjH9)

581 Yeah it was a real puff piece. ISWYDT

Posted by: toby928© for TB at April 09, 2013 05:55 PM (QupBk)

582 You guys rode around in trucks???

The fuck you talking about??

Posted by: irongrampa at April 09, 2013 09:52 PM (SAMxH)

I know, I know. These kids nowadays. Now if only they'd stay the hell off my lawn.

Posted by: troyriser at April 09, 2013 05:55 PM (ptcFO)

583 My money is on Head Injury, EoJ.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 09, 2013 05:55 PM (GEICT)

584 534 Elizabeth we are beckoning you...\

Trick us some new words, we love them

Go

Posted by: Stank at April 09, 2013 05:55 PM (29/Pg)

585 I understand how political antagonism can provide fuel for trolling once it's begun. But prior to any partisan identifications it takes an, uh..."special" kind of person to decide that it's somehow "fun" to go over to someone else's house specifically to piss in the punchbowl...and then to blame THEM for being hateful.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at April 09, 2013 05:56 PM (Y5I9o)

586 @ 575 Empire of Jeff

You assume I am foreigner? That proves you are a bigot!

Posted by: Laughing at Conservatives at April 09, 2013 05:56 PM (njjH9)

587 527 The NHL also noted the proximity of Buffalo and Detroit to Hamilton. Not Ottawa as much, for whatever reason. But never underestimate the ability of the Maple Leafs to pitch a fit. Any potential owner needs to call the Washington Nationals owners to figure out how it can be done, because when they wanted to move the Expos here the Orioles' owner (big-time Democrat) flipped out. Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at April 09, 2013 09:30 PM (onS4h) Angelos got control of the Nats broadcast rights. So he started up his own network to broadcast both teams. When both teams are playing at the same time, the Nats get put onto an overflow channel. If he didn't get the rights, the Nats would have been able to go with whoever they wanted. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at April 09, 2013 09:47 PM (Zd/NW) And I didn't quite get that right. Angelos got 90% ownership of MASN, the network created for the two teams. The Nats got 10% with an additional 1% per year until they get 33% ownership. The Nats get $29 million a year from the contract, which is pitiful for being in the #8 TV market. Basically, a Dem got a special perk and is using it to screw others.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at April 09, 2013 05:56 PM (Zd/NW)

588 Hey Elizabethe, I don't want to write. Out of energy and/or enthusiasm.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 09, 2013 05:56 PM (0WpCx)

589 Is English not your native tongue? Your speak like someone unfamiliar with American English syntax. Smells......vaguely Serbian, I'd say.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 09, 2013 05:56 PM (BH6kB)

590 I love laughing at Conservatives.

Posted by: Laughing at Conservatives at April 09, 2013 05:57 PM (njjH9)

591 574 563 BC9181,

we hatez gays...that's why we have Gabe...we hatez wimminz that's why we have the 'ettes...

we hatez the blackz...that's why I revere Walter Williams....

we hates the latinos....that's why Ace(allegedly0 fucked Rubio's trashcans...

this guy is firmly up Andi Sully's asshole.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 09:54 PM (LRFds)

--I hate women, immigrants, and Hispanics. That's why I'm married to a Mexican immigrant woman.

Posted by: logprof, voice muffled by the barrel at April 09, 2013 05:57 PM (+iA5G)

592 Hmm. I'm smelling sock now. Hawaiian sock.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at April 09, 2013 05:57 PM (QupBk)

593 >>>chicken-oriented casserole. Ponder the horror of this, Morons Does this have something to do with General Tso?.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 09, 2013 05:57 PM (A14QF)

594 We have to hear "dissenting views" (scare quotes because *we're* currently the dissenting view) every time we turn on the TV e.g.: I turn on sports radio a few months back (this is in Canada), and some shitbird is genuflecting before Obama because he made a banal, wiki-sourced speech about Led Zeppelin. The radio host is jerking himself off about Barry's eloquence, naturally. Led Zeppelin is, of course, a band no one ever heard of Barky talking about before this moment. Said radio jackwad then throws in a sneering dig at Canadian PM Harper, saying he can't imagine Harper making such a great speech about any band. Stephen Harper. The guy known for his deep abiding love for the Beatles. Stephen Harper, the guy who caused even strident lefty assholes to grudgingly admit defeat when he played A Little Help From My Friends with Yo-Yo Fucking Ma at the NAC on the FUCKING piano. AND SANG THE FUCKING SONG. But no, Barky said some shit you could look up on the Internet, and this sports asshole thinks he's deeper into popular music than Harper. But, yeah, lefties live in "reality".

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 09, 2013 05:57 PM (Q0bVv)

595 580 troyRiser,

well IG and TR it's like this....

riding around in trucks is sexy right up until you figure out you're in a soft target doing hard target missions...

some days I'd have preferred being a dismount if the thing had got hot.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 05:57 PM (LRFds)

596 Elizabeth we are beckoning you...\ Trick us some new words, we love them Go Posted by: Stank at April 09, 2013 09:55 PM (29/Pg) What has roots as nobody sees Is taller than trees Up, up it goes And yet never grows?

Posted by: elizabethe at April 09, 2013 05:58 PM (qPCAa)

597 --I hate women, immigrants, and Hispanics. That's why I'm married to a Mexican immigrant woman. Posted by: logprof, voice muffled by the barrel at April 09, 2013 09:57 PM (+iA5G) ...yeah...just so you can OPPRESS her. Duh!

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at April 09, 2013 05:58 PM (Y5I9o)

598

You assume I am foreigner? That proves you are a bigot!

It would help your case if you wrote in English, with all the little articles and stuff.

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 09, 2013 05:58 PM (yPI7x)

599 Buffalo can't afford both the Bills and the Sabres. Bills should move to Toronto. Buffalo can still enjoy it that way. Buffalo really needs to discover some way to hold onto its people. Continuously shrinking for decades is not a good strategy.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 09, 2013 05:58 PM (ZPrif)

600 I experienced this very day with the phrase "nothing burger." I saw it for the first time (I can remember) on different three websites and I imagined it to be a new fad, but according to Google Trends it has been around since August of 2008. I guess I just missed it.

Posted by: Victor at April 09, 2013 05:58 PM (AW7pT)

601 You all hate Blacks, Latinos, Gays, Asians, Young People and Single Mothers. Posted by: Laughing at Conservatives at April 09, 2013 09:55 PM (njjH9) Really? Hmmm...new worship leader I work with at church, and is a friend, is black. My BIL's new wife is Latina, lovely girl. My kids' godmother is asian. Just had a perfectly polite debate with a gay friend yesterday. Young people? I'm 32 genius. And single mother's? *looks around* I love my sister very much. Anything else shit head?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 09, 2013 05:59 PM (GEICT)

602 @ 574 sven10077

Rubio is the one Republican who can appeal to a broader audience. Yet you all hate him with a passion. The bigots in the GOP will never allow him to win the nominee. I can't imagine the racists in Iowa voting for a Cuban.

Posted by: Laughing at Conservatives at April 09, 2013 05:59 PM (njjH9)

603 >>>chicken-oriented NAMBLA ain't got nothing on this.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at April 09, 2013 05:59 PM (Y5I9o)

604 New words - varlet and scapegrace.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 09, 2013 05:59 PM (0WpCx)

605 e.g.: I turn on sports radio a few months back (this is in Canada), and some shitbird is genuflecting before Obama because he made a banal, wiki-sourced speech about Led Zeppelin.

The radio host is jerking himself off about Barry's eloquence, naturally.

Led Zeppelin is, of course, a band no one ever heard of Barky talking about before this moment.

Said radio jackwad then throws in a sneering dig at Canadian PM Harper, saying he can't imagine Harper making such a great speech about any band.

Stephen Harper. The guy known for his deep abiding love for the Beatles.

Stephen Harper, the guy who caused even strident lefty assholes to grudgingly admit defeat when he played A Little Help From My Friends with Yo-Yo Fucking Ma at the NAC on the FUCKING piano. AND SANG THE FUCKING SONG.

But no, Barky said some shit you could look up on the Internet, and this sports asshole thinks he's deeper into popular music than Harper.

But, yeah, lefties live in "reality".

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 09, 2013 09:57 PM (Q0bVv)

--Harper has also written a book about hockey, but Baraka is the Big Sports Fan Guy.

Posted by: logprof, voice muffled by the barrel at April 09, 2013 05:59 PM (+iA5G)

606 Hey Elizabethe, I don't want to write. Out of energy and/or enthusiasm. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 09, 2013 09:56 PM (0WpCx) Hi Anna. I am in a blue funk about writing. I'm thinking I have to take a break from thinking about it. What's up with you, did you have a tiring day?

Posted by: elizabethe at April 09, 2013 06:00 PM (qPCAa)

607

Hmm. I'm smelling sock now. Hawaiian sock.

Yeah, I've been smelling it all day. This is way too stupid to be a real live troll.

Or trolls.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Psychotic Support Doggeh at April 09, 2013 06:00 PM (+z4pE)

608 Re: service animals. I have volunteered for a couple of years at a Stable called "Reins." It's a therapeutic center for physically and mentally challenged people of all ages. I help with the horses and handling them with the clients. Biggest smile came from an 18 year old gal, who used to ride competitively but is now paralysed waist down from an auto accident. Got her back on top of a horse, with special saddle an 2 handlers and her face lit up like the hydroponic greenhouse in "Saving Grace." Serious tears...

Posted by: Russkilitlover at April 09, 2013 06:00 PM (oVHPh)

609 Rubio is the one Republican who can appeal to a broader audience. Yet you all hate him with a passion. Posted by: Laughing at Conservatives at April 09, 2013 09:59 PM (njjH9) --- Oh wow....this troll is awesome! Can we keep him as a pet, please?

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at April 09, 2013 06:00 PM (Y5I9o)

610 You assume I am foreigner? That proves you are a bigot! No. See, it's really your syntax. The lack of contractions or any hint of colloquialisms and idiom is a giveaway. It's a very jarring effect. You, do know what those words mean, right?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 09, 2013 06:00 PM (BH6kB)

611

we love young people, that's why we care about the unborn, being good parents, and the future they will inherit

we love single mothers, that's why we are concerned about the collapse of the modern family

we love all people, and competition on the field of ideas. We see individuals, not group interests to pander to

Posted by: thunderb at April 09, 2013 06:00 PM (+afNf)

612 @ 589 logprof

There are exceptions, but take your wife to a Republican gathering. See the hate she will receive because of her ethnicity.

Posted by: Laughing at Conservatives at April 09, 2013 06:00 PM (njjH9)

613

PurpAv,

Your AF enlisted stats are slightly off...as of 31 Mar 2013,

65.3% have some college

21.7% have associate's degrees

6.8% have bachelor's degrees

1.2% have master's degree

.009% have professional degrees

But among career Senior NCOs,

52.51% have associate's degrees

22.32% have bachelor's degrees

6.65% have master's degree

.043% have professional degrees

Posted by: Icedog at April 09, 2013 06:00 PM (3qKP/)

614 Mountains?

Posted by: teej at April 09, 2013 06:01 PM (xDlyw)

615 609 thunderb

You care about fetuses, then bitch and hate on them when they get older.

Posted by: Laughing at Conservatives at April 09, 2013 06:01 PM (njjH9)

616 What has roots as nobody sees
Is taller than trees
Up, up it goes
And yet never grows?

Fk me to perdition.

Nice

Posted by: Stank at April 09, 2013 06:01 PM (29/Pg)

617 600 Giggling Yector,

Hector, hector....

look get over yourself baby...

just because some of us prefer Ted Cruz's mad fly lawdog skills doesn't mean Ace didn't fuck Rubio's trashcans....

Blacks or Hispanics Yector you can't please both indefinitely fuckhead...and the harder you try the more whites you shed...

you live by racial gerrymandering you'll die by it....

just wait until we start cutting the deal with private unions to ratfuck your public ones.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 06:01 PM (LRFds)

618 I spent a majority of the afternoon on yard work. *thud*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 09, 2013 06:01 PM (0WpCx)

619 600 @ 574 sven10077

Rubio is the one Republican who can appeal to a broader audience. Yet you all hate him with a passion. The bigots in the GOP will never allow him to win the nominee. I can't imagine the racists in Iowa voting for a Cuban.

Posted by: Laughing at Conservatives at April 09, 2013 09:59 PM (njjH9)

--Ted Cruz > Marco Rubio

Posted by: logprof, voice muffled by the barrel at April 09, 2013 06:01 PM (+iA5G)

620 597 Bills should move to Toronto. Buffalo can still enjoy it that way.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 09, 2013 09:58 PM (ZPrif)

DO NOT let Toronto into the NFL. They just want an NFL team because they want to feel like they've made it into the big time (they think they're the New York of Canada).

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at April 09, 2013 06:01 PM (onS4h)

621 I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, Come on ONT.

Posted by: sTevo at April 09, 2013 06:01 PM (OhZM6)

622 we rule the world, bitchez

he who knows, knows all

Posted by: 35F s at April 09, 2013 06:02 PM (Dll6b)

623 Posted by: Laughing at Conservatives at April 09, 2013 09:59 PM (njjH9) Hey, fellow bigoted conservatives, remember all the good times we had making fun of Rubio for drinking that glass of water? My eyes just tear up with laughter. And hate. Laughter and hate. Mostly hate.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at April 09, 2013 06:02 PM (Y5I9o)

624 I experienced this very day with the phrase "nothing burger." I saw it for the first time(I can remember)on different three websites and I imagined itto bea new fad, but according to Google Trends it has been around since August of 2008. I guess I just missed it. Posted by: Victor at April 09, 2013 09:58 PM (AW7pT) Oh, so you don't listen to Ricochet or read Jonah Goldberg?

Posted by: elizabethe at April 09, 2013 06:02 PM (qPCAa)

625

Posted by: Stank at April 09, 2013 06:02 PM (29/Pg)

626 Usually if someone comes over to my house for the sole purpose of shitting on my carpet the kick in the face they receive is not seen as excessive to anyone. Why would anyone want to listen to utter bullshit if that's all it is?

Posted by: Triumph at April 09, 2013 06:03 PM (XDC0v)

627 Tell us about how the Chetniks fought the Nazis, Hector.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 09, 2013 06:03 PM (Q0bVv)

628 Hector and Raycon Together again for a final farewell performance that never ends.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 09, 2013 06:03 PM (mN8D3)

629 Obama throws a baseball better than Nolan Ryan. He shoots better than Magic Johnson. He's a better quarterback than Johnny Football. He's definitely a better golfer AND lover than Tiger. H8ers

Posted by: Really LIVs at April 09, 2013 06:03 PM (wsGWu)

630 You all hate Blacks, Latinos, Gays, Asians, Young People and Single Mothers. Yes, conservatives just hate people such as Thomas Sowell, Allen West Herman Cain Mai Love, Ted Cruz and Sarah Palin. And as far as young people, of course NO conservatives here actually have any kids under 40. LOL. Single mothers-well, I think conservatives feel that if would be better for families to be intact with a mom and a dad instead of with a single woman with four kids to four different fathers being supported by daddy government. Because, of course, single mother hood has done such "great" things for the AA family. as the man liberals call an Uncle Tom-Thomas Sowell has acknowledged/sarc.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 09, 2013 06:03 PM (bddKN)

631 I can't imagine the racists in Iowa voting for a Cuban.

Why not? They voted for a Kenyan in 2012.

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 09, 2013 06:03 PM (/gHaE)

632

Re: Hating "young people."

Grew up in family of six kids, know a bunch of families with hthe samne or more (one has thirteen kids), all conservative. Did I mention one of these very conservative large families is mostly adopted and mostly black (including three Ethiopian kids)?

We will outbreed you, sonny.

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 09, 2013 06:04 PM (yPI7x)

633 @ 617 logprof,

Rubio grew up in the Latino culture. Ted Cruz did not.

Posted by: Laughing at Conservatives at April 09, 2013 06:04 PM (njjH9)

634 @ 630 Grey Fox

Young voters go Democrat 2-1. Your own kids reject your archaic worldview.

Posted by: Laughing at Conservatives at April 09, 2013 06:05 PM (njjH9)

635

you know nothing

I am a vet, a Jew, and a mother, one of them disabled

fuck off

Posted by: thunderb at April 09, 2013 06:05 PM (+afNf)

636 Fucking Toomey.....

Toomey is gonna cave....

Bye Pat see ya.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 06:05 PM (LRFds)

637 Nice Posted by: Stank at April 09, 2013 10:01 PM (29/Pg) Alive without breath, As cold as death Never thirsty, ever drinking All in mail, never clinking.

Posted by: elizabethe at April 09, 2013 06:05 PM (qPCAa)

638 Why not? They voted for a Kenyan in 2012. And someone with dementia as Vice President.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 09, 2013 06:05 PM (BH6kB)

639 In your ever-expanding definition, is Chef Boyardee "Latino culture", Hector?

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 09, 2013 06:05 PM (Q0bVv)

640 Rubio grew up in the Latino culture. Ted Cruz did not. Bless his heart, he tries so hard.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at April 09, 2013 06:05 PM (QupBk)

641 teej, right, mountains.

Posted by: elizabethe at April 09, 2013 06:05 PM (qPCAa)

642 This troll's a rerun from last week. *yawn*

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ eating cookies at April 09, 2013 06:05 PM (hO8IJ)

643 Yector you're act is as stale as Puffy Judd's asscrack after an energy bar bender...

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 06:06 PM (LRFds)

644 Ted Cruz. He's one of those white hispanics, apparently. But Hector, quick question. Did Obama "grow up in the black culture"?

Posted by: Really LIVs at April 09, 2013 06:06 PM (wsGWu)

645 Rubio, Rand Paul and Chris Christie are the 3 Republicans I can vote for against that hag Hillary. But knowing the hate of the Republican voters, you will select Jeb Bush, Paul Ryan or Rick Santorum.

Posted by: Laughing at Conservatives at April 09, 2013 06:06 PM (njjH9)

646 638 Heather Radish,

you mispelled "the last five years" ma'am

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 06:06 PM (LRFds)

647 Alive without breath,
As cold as death
Never thirsty, ever drinking
All in mail, never clinking.

GD you

Posted by: Stank at April 09, 2013 06:06 PM (29/Pg)

648 I smell ozone.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at April 09, 2013 06:07 PM (QupBk)

649 something you never heard of, then you heard of it over and over? how about "Presidential Candidate Barack Obama"?

Posted by: mallfly at April 09, 2013 06:07 PM (jDjlM)

650 For the record, I'd rather be almost anywhere but here in NOLA watching this abomination of a basketball game. Bad, even for a women's basketball game. How bad? The trolls here are more interesting.

Posted by: filbert, mobile at April 09, 2013 06:07 PM (gvUeV)

651 of course I misspelled, misspelled

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 06:07 PM (LRFds)

652 What about Spaghetti-Os? Latino culture?

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 09, 2013 06:07 PM (Q0bVv)

653 I don't want my president to be a Big Sports Guy. I don't want my president to be a Rock n Roll Dude. I don't want my president to be a Guy I Can Have a Beer With. (Beer with an ex-prez would be different, think of the stories.) I want my Prez to be a Boring Guy Who Gets the Job Done and Who Occasionally May Inspire. The one time I defended Al Gore was when he ran for president and so many people whined "But he's borrrring!!1!" "Boring" is not a disqualifier for presidential office. (Not that I voted for Gore. I'm not teh crazy. I voted for Browne.)

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 09, 2013 06:08 PM (A14QF)

654 We need a more imaginative class of troll. This one is just a whimpering plea for help.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 09, 2013 06:08 PM (aDwsi)

655 I tracked you down

Posted by: Stank at April 09, 2013 06:08 PM (29/Pg)

656 @ 631 Really LIVs

I am not Hector or Average Joe, so let us get that clear.

No, Obama did not grow up in the Black Culture. He's not even really Black.

Posted by: Laughing at Conservatives at April 09, 2013 06:08 PM (njjH9)

657 Alles zaurck mein komerads!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 09, 2013 06:08 PM (0WpCx)

658

Young voters go Democrat 2-1. Your own kids reject your archaic worldview.

Heh. We'll see about that.

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 09, 2013 06:08 PM (yPI7x)

659 626 Waterhouse,

so is KikkoMan

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 06:08 PM (LRFds)

660 My precious.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 09, 2013 06:08 PM (ZPrif)

661 I am not Hector or Average Joe You're vapor.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at April 09, 2013 06:09 PM (QupBk)

662 I tracked you down Oh SHIT! Nightstalkers incoming, boys!

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 09, 2013 06:09 PM (Q0bVv)

663 One time I would enjoy it if Ace and co gave us the IP of the troll.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 09, 2013 06:09 PM (ZPrif)

664

storm front, paul bot or occupy?

me thinks storm front. we will know soon

Posted by: thunderb at April 09, 2013 06:09 PM (+afNf)

665 that hag Hillary. But knowing the hate of the Republican voters Posted by: Laughing at Conservatives at April 09, 2013 10:06 PM (njjH9) uh...

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at April 09, 2013 06:10 PM (Y5I9o)

666 630 What about Spaghetti-Os? Latino culture?

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 09, 2013 10:07 PM (Q0bVv)

--I think Cypriots are Latinos as well, according to "former republican."

Posted by: logprof, voice muffled by the barrel at April 09, 2013 06:10 PM (+iA5G)

667 must've been drawn to the german in the header

Posted by: thunderb at April 09, 2013 06:10 PM (+afNf)

668 Its a bot. No neurons firing in this entity

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 09, 2013 06:11 PM (/gHaE)

669 LOL, I can tell the Trollhammer is at work when I cite a post with a number after my own.

Posted by: logprof, voice muffled by the barrel at April 09, 2013 06:11 PM (+iA5G)

670 If you're going to stick your hand in troll shit, have the fucking courtesy to not smear it in the thread.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 09, 2013 06:12 PM (mN8D3)

671 Link in sig. Most young people share their parents' political views.

Posted by: Lauren at April 09, 2013 06:13 PM (wsGWu)

672 Gowdy just told Greta that senior republicans are not letting them subpoena Benghazi survivors. He means House leadership. Boehner

Posted by: thunderb at April 09, 2013 06:13 PM (+afNf)

673 Well, I was hoping for an early ont but not to be. Ah well. Got new line on the last crappie pole and it's all rigged and ready to go. Won't be long now till they start coming into the banks to make little crappie and then some of the finest eatin' there is finds a home in my frying pan. Need some rain to bring the lake back up and warmth to pop the Morels. Love each other fellow babies...even the trolls. They are just wandering lost and need the scales removed from their eyes. No, not like that BC. Put the straight razor away.

Posted by: teej at April 09, 2013 06:13 PM (JCIjD)

674 634 Link in sig.

Most young people share their parents' political views. Posted by: Lauren at April 09, 2013 10:13 PM
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Which explains the expansion of the welfare state.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 09, 2013 06:14 PM (aDwsi)

675 636 Well, I was hoping for an early ont but not to be.
Ah well. Got new line on the last crappie pole and it's all rigged and ready to go. Won't be long now till they start coming into the banks to make little crappie and then some of the finest eatin' there is finds a home in my frying pan.
Need some rain to bring the lake back up and warmth to pop the Morels.
Love each other fellow babies...even the trolls.
They are just wandering lost and need the scales removed from their eyes.
No, not like that BC. Put the straight razor away. Posted by: teej at April 09, 2013 10:13 PM
=============

Crappie diem.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 09, 2013 06:16 PM (aDwsi)

676 liz has a way with words...

Posted by: Stank at April 09, 2013 06:16 PM (29/Pg)

677 >>>Most young people share their parents' political views. Maybe so, but it brings to mind the homicidal radicals championing the "little guy" who come out of the upper class -- Bin Laden, Ayers, et al.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 09, 2013 06:18 PM (A14QF)

678 ONT

Posted by: elizabethe at April 09, 2013 06:19 PM (qPCAa)

679 You all hate Blacks, Latinos, Gays, Asians, Young People and Single Mothers.

Posted by: Laughing at Conservatives at April 09, 2013 09:55 PM (njjH9)

In 2011, a poll showed that 42% of minority women in NYC have had at least one abortion in their lifetimes. That's a liberal city by any measure. The Imperial Wizard of Ku Klux Klan could not have conceived a more diabolical plan to deprive the Black community of its future leaders. Under President Obama, the unemployment rate of young Black people (particularly young Black males) is at or near 20%+ in many areas (urban areas especially). Liberal welfare policies are singularly responsible for the absolute destruction of once-rock-solid, foundational Black families. And then of course there's the vilification of Blacks such as Dr. Carson and Lt. Col. West who choose to step off the liberal plantation and promote a worldview that stresses personal responsibility and individual freedom. And so on. And on.

Clueless bastard.

Posted by: troyriser at April 09, 2013 06:23 PM (ptcFO)

680 635 Gowdy just told Greta that senior republicans are not letting them subpoena Benghazi survivors. He means House leadership. Boehner

Posted by: thunderb at April 09, 2013 10:13 PM (+afNf)

I would vote for President Gowdy.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky feels bad for Shug who appears depressed at April 09, 2013 06:35 PM (baL2B)

681 Well... I was going to say that I thought it was called "synchronicity" and then I opened the rest of the post. So never mind.

Posted by: Synova at April 09, 2013 06:41 PM (7/PU+)

682 Wow... that song sucks.

Posted by: Synova at April 09, 2013 06:43 PM (7/PU+)

683 PT Barnum, were he still alive, would know what to call it. And old Phineas T. didn't need the internet to work (though he would have - my guess - loved it).

"Sears and Roebuck didn't have such a captive audience no matter how many outhouses there were!"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pirate Scum of Umbar at April 09, 2013 06:48 PM (gmoEG)

684 Although, I think "nut's crutch" would work for "psychological support dog"; or "living security blanket" if one wanted to go all technical.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pirate Scum of Umbar at April 09, 2013 06:58 PM (gmoEG)

685 It's the lattice of coincidence, like when you're thinking of a plate of shrimp, and someone says plate, or shrimp, or plate of shrimp.

Posted by: the Diuretics of Repo Man at April 09, 2013 07:17 PM (YOWAW)

686 Best. Comment. Ever. over the WH party tonight (from RealClearPolitics):

I think I just saw George and Martha Washington walk out of their paintings and leave the White House.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2013 09:35 PM (lVPtV)

We need a freaking "like" button.

Posted by: tangonine at April 09, 2013 08:02 PM (x3YFz)

687 You all hate Blacks, Latinos, Gays, Asians, Young People and Single Mothers.

Posted by: Laughing at Conservatives at April 09, 2013 09:55 PM (njjH9)

No. We just hate you.

My two best friends are black and latino, brother in law is a kick ass kid code monkey and is gay and I teach "young people" and love it.

Oh, I'm a redneck Texan; gun toting believer in the Constitution.

I judge people on individual merit and character. You're lacking in the character dept.

Single mothers now... that's another story...

Posted by: tangonine at April 09, 2013 08:06 PM (x3YFz)

688 If her face wasn't so puffy, she'd look just like my Pammy.

Paaaaaaaaaaam! Bang

Posted by: Chris Anderson at April 10, 2013 12:10 AM (31Nrp)

689 491 465 452 Mike Hammer, oh Bo-K-9 heh...wrote it that way because of Star Wars and the black hole BTW... in the 95-135 pound range... He made it to 22 years old.... I was ~24 when he died.... I think part of me died. Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 09, 2013 09:32 PM ================ Yeah.I know..., I know.., I'm in the queue for that with the dog we have now, and I've been through it before. The day my wife brought the puppy home, I could see it all in my head, from beginning to end. I refused to become attached to the dog..., apparently the wrong strategy, as it immediately bonded with me whether I liked it or not. Little bugger sits down and leans against my leg. If I sit, it puts its head on my foot and goes to sleep. Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 09, 2013 09:42 PM I hear you. Link to my life in nick. Cole-boy- who led me to my wife of 25 years purple corpse- is a "leaner." And he soon will be 7 now. My "puppy" has become middle-aged. And yet? They give you so much. And want so little.... -30-

Posted by: backhoe at April 10, 2013 01:16 AM (ULH4o)

690 By calling their pet a "psychology support dog" people try to evade no-pet rules and regulations and threaten an ADA lawsuit if you don't allow them to take their dog with them everywhere, and at no additional charge.

Posted by: biancaneve at April 10, 2013 04:54 AM (6bYlh)

691 I hear you. Link to my life in nick. Cole-boy- who led me to my wife of 25 years purple corpse- is a "leaner." And he soon will be 7 now. My "puppy" has become middle-aged. And yet? They give you so much. And want so little....

-30-

Posted by: backhoe at April 10, 2013 05:16 AM (ULH4o)

My eldest shepherd is 13 tomorrow. He's survived bloat and HGE. His immune system is shot. Every day I think he's got 2 days left but I've thought that for 8 months. He's a trooper and I feed him steak, sausage and liver every day. I'd take a bullet for him.

Posted by: tangonine at April 10, 2013 07:11 AM (x3YFz)

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