June 22, 2013

The Better-Than-Bacon Thread [Niedermeyer's Dead Horse]
— Open Blogger

Bourbon or Scotch or Rye?

Single malt or blend?

Kentucky or Tennessee?

The options are almost endless but, whatever your bent, there's a whisky (whiskey?) for you.

Not a fan of whisky? You will be. Check out these 20 reasons to drink more whisky and still deign to sip your pinot.

I dare ya.

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1 This could get interesting.

Posted by: Vendette at June 22, 2013 01:58 PM (iXuYG)

2 Single malt.

OGTFO

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 22, 2013 01:59 PM (4Mv1T)

3 *stakes out the heretic corner*

Rum and Coke por favor. 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 22, 2013 02:00 PM (gPyYF)

4 Better than bacon?  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


This month's issue of Food Network magazine has grilled, bacon-wrapped corn-on-the-cob on the cover.


Whiskey?   HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at June 22, 2013 02:00 PM (1hekh)

5 One bourbon, one scotch and one beer!

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at June 22, 2013 02:01 PM (MnSla)

6 Pappy's 23 year!!!!!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 22, 2013 02:01 PM (+WZ0n)

7

Maybe it is just that I always end up with the cheap stuff - I am hardly wealthy - but every hard liquor I have ever drunk tasted like way too much  rubbing alcohol to be pleasant.

 

I like rum in Sunny-D or coke but that is about it. Still better than retsina, though.

Posted by: Grey Fox at June 22, 2013 02:01 PM (rL8r0)

8 I actually prefer Rye. No blends please.

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at June 22, 2013 02:02 PM (MnSla)

9 I'm on the leg press.

Posted by: soothsayer, malicious communicator at June 22, 2013 02:02 PM (KeJAW)

10 #12 - "A Closed Bottle of Whiskey Will be Good for 100 Years".

Not at the Road house. It won't make it to the weekend.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 22, 2013 02:02 PM (4Mv1T)

11 Disclaimer: I can't drink booze straight. That being said, when I make sours I prefer Gentleman Jack. When I visit Canuckistan I bring back rye from some of the smaller distillers. Crown Royal? Who cares.

Posted by: Vendette at June 22, 2013 02:03 PM (iXuYG)

12 Of the choices listed, I'll take Kentucky bourbon, but my preference is rum.

Posted by: fluffy at June 22, 2013 02:03 PM (z9HTb)

13 I don't think there's room in my beer closet for bottles that size.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, grumpier than usual at June 22, 2013 02:03 PM (hO8IJ)

14 This.  This was where the wars began...

Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 22, 2013 02:05 PM (lr3d7)

15 >>> Disclaimer: I can't drink booze straight. Me neither. That's why I sip it. Mixer makes it go down to quickly.

Posted by: fluffy at June 22, 2013 02:06 PM (z9HTb)

16 I have found my greatest entertainment since the last election to sit right here, scotch on the rocks in a full tumbler, to laugh with, and yell at, you good people.

And you bad ones.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 22, 2013 02:06 PM (4Mv1T)

17 Even though I'm a Kahlua addict...Eagle Rare 17 yr Bourbon is an exquisite thing to behold. 

Posted by: wheatie at June 22, 2013 02:06 PM (mYbV7)

18 Every two years or so Mount Vernon (aka. Chez George Washington) will release a limited edition batch of George's original recipe whiskey. While they do leave some aside to sit in oak barrels, the vast majority of it is sold to the public without aging. It's pretty much moonshine. Runs at $95 (before tax) for a 375 ml bottle.

Posted by: Vendette at June 22, 2013 02:06 PM (iXuYG)

19 John Lee has spoken.  This.debate.is.over.

Posted by: Fritz at June 22, 2013 02:07 PM (G9Mmf)

20 The correct answer is: Talisker when you feel manly, Glenlivet when you feel mellow, and Jameson when ugly financial reality intrudes (but it's still very good).

Posted by: pep at June 22, 2013 02:07 PM (6TB1Z)

21 >>> This was where the wars began... Yep. Ol' Vic has been causing trouble since Shea's Rebellion.

Posted by: fluffy at June 22, 2013 02:08 PM (z9HTb)

22 Obama is suing Dollar General for using criminal background checks to screen job applicants. Feds say not hiring criminals is racist because black people are more likely to be criminals. Literally, that's the basis for the lawsuit.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 22, 2013 02:08 PM (ZPrif)

23 I have found my greatest entertainment since the last election to sit right here, scotch on the rocks in a full tumbler, to laugh with, and yell at, you good people. And you bad ones. *** Good company, indeed.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 22, 2013 02:08 PM (jjvz+)

24 50/50 scotch and amaretto. I say 50/50... I mean a little of this and a little of that. I say a little of this... I mean a lot.

Posted by: 2549 at June 22, 2013 02:08 PM (ewgt3)

25 Oh, and I just don't get Southern Comfort.  It tastes like Juicy Fruit gum.

Posted by: pep at June 22, 2013 02:08 PM (6TB1Z)

26 Me neither. That's why I sip it. Mixer makes it go down to quickly. Posted by: fluffy at June 22, 2013 06:06 PM (z9HTb) My throat constricts even if I sip. I've learned to adapt.

Posted by: Vendette at June 22, 2013 02:08 PM (iXuYG)

27 Obama is suing Dollar General for using criminal background checks to screen job applicants. Feds say not hiring criminals is racist because black people are more likely to be criminals. Literally, that's the basis for the lawsuit. **** You've gotta be kidding

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 22, 2013 02:09 PM (jjvz+)

28 today the shithole city I reside in voted to allow (or not) a new WYNN casino to be built

Posted by: soothsayer, malicious communicator at June 22, 2013 02:09 PM (BUcLz)

29 Obama is also suing a BMW plant in SC for not hiring felons.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 22, 2013 02:09 PM (ZPrif)

30 Nope. Gateway Pundit has the story. Obama had been saying he was gonna do this. These are the first lawsuits filed by EEOC.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 22, 2013 02:10 PM (ZPrif)

31

Sunny D? What, no purple stuff?

 

 

Not sure what purple stuff you are talking about. Sunny-D and the molasses in the rum just happen to go well together, I think. Orange juice might work as well, though I haven't tried it.

Posted by: Grey Fox at June 22, 2013 02:10 PM (rL8r0)

32 Didn't you forget Rye?

Posted by: Pat at June 22, 2013 02:10 PM (LLHgu)

33 Bourbon is for people who have never acquired a taste for fine whiskey.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 22, 2013 02:10 PM (aDwsi)

34 No Pappy Van Winkle here in the wilds of Washington Territory where we sit in our sod houses and pine for civilization.  Bulleit has to do for now.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at June 22, 2013 02:10 PM (x4x3r)

35 "Feds say not hiring criminals is racist because black people are more likely to be criminals. Literally, that's the basis for the lawsuit." We've hit circus mode.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at June 22, 2013 02:10 PM (QLNHI)

36 Oh, and I just don't get Southern Comfort. It tastes like Juicy Fruit gum. Posted by: pep at June 22, 2013 06:08 PM (6TB1Z) Try it half-and-half with Amaretto.

Posted by: Vendette at June 22, 2013 02:10 PM (iXuYG)

37 Didn't you forget Rye? **** It's a general whisky thread! Have at the Rye.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 22, 2013 02:11 PM (jjvz+)

38 Way, way OT.

SIL #1 invited us to his engagement party today. It was to be a celebration of their engagement. That's what the invite said, serious you guys.

Last night, B'Gal says, "You know, I wouldn't be surprised if they go ahead and get married while we're there."

She nailed it. His older daughter got up after we all got there and said there'd be a slight deviation from the festivities. Sure enough, up walks a pastor with a Bible and does the deed. A bit later, the pastor walks up to SIL #1 and does a shot of tequila with him.

A good time was had by all.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at June 22, 2013 02:11 PM (0HooB)

39 Obama is suing Dollar General for using criminal background checks to screen job applicants.

Feds say not hiring criminals is racist because black people are more likely to be criminals.

Literally, that's the basis for the lawsuit. Posted by: Flatbush Joe
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I've been in the employment business for 25 years. Every offer for person I ever placed with any company was contingent upon successfully completeing a criminal background check. Just because something popped up in the search didn't mean they weren't hired. It was taken under advisement, and decisions made accordingly.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 22, 2013 02:12 PM (4Mv1T)

40 Bourbon is for people who have never acquired a taste for fine whiskey. **** And Hammer throws it down!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 22, 2013 02:13 PM (jjvz+)

41

And to answer the question of the hour...

 

Bourbon or Scotch?

Single malt or blend?

Kentucky or Tennessee?

 

..I'll quote that noted philosopher Curly Howard: "Soitenly!"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at June 22, 2013 02:13 PM (0HooB)

42 I've become a big Islay fan. Laphroaig or Bowmore are regulars, though Ardbeg is nice too. At two important milestones in my life I have purchased a 30-year Laphroaig and a 27-year Bowmore for celebrating with friends. Worth every penny. My favorite bourbon is Blanton's but I'll use Eagle Rare in the marinade for summer time grillin'. Let a pork tenderloin soak in ourbon, brown sugar, soy sauce, and garlic and cook slowly. Plus a well-made manhattan is a thing of beauty.

Posted by: CJ at June 22, 2013 02:14 PM (tdUFp)

43 Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at June 22, 2013 06:11 PM (0HooB) *** very cool and none of the stress and costs associated with planning a wedding.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 22, 2013 02:14 PM (jjvz+)

44 Bourbon is for people who have never acquired a taste for fine whiskey.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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And I believe scotch is spelled whisky.  No "e".

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 22, 2013 02:14 PM (4Mv1T)

45 I look forward to Obama suing Google and Apple for hiring nerdy asian guys instead of black dudes with multiple felonies. Hiring based off "being good with computers" is racist. NBA soon to be sued for hiring based off racist "good at basketball" criteria -- slow, stocky Mexicans hardest hit.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 22, 2013 02:14 PM (ZPrif)

46 I'm a fan of rye old fashioned with a cigar and a good book.  It's... civilized.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 22, 2013 02:15 PM (lr3d7)

47

Feds say not hiring criminals is racist because black people are more likely to be criminals.

 

 

Yet I bet if we said that blacks are more likely to be criminals than we'd be called racist....

 

Um, does RaceBaiting, Inc., really want to draw attention to that fact?

Posted by: Grey Fox at June 22, 2013 02:15 PM (rL8r0)

48 >>> Bourbon is for people who have never acquired a taste for fine whiskey. You're probably right. I like Jim Beam.

Posted by: fluffy at June 22, 2013 02:15 PM (z9HTb)

49 Bourbon is where it is at.  And a porch rocker.

Posted by: Vic at June 22, 2013 02:16 PM (lZvxr)

50 a moron version of rock paper scissors.  which combo produces the least worse hangover.

Posted by: rich@gmu at June 22, 2013 02:16 PM (Sza+x)

51 Went to the wedding of a family member in KY last week were there was a Bourbon Bar set up offering tastes for about 15-18 different KY bourbons.

....Tried 'em all. Each was more awesome than the next.

Until then, I was a scotch snob. I liked the Islay the best. But gawldamn, there was some smooth KY whiskeys


Posted by: Albie Damned at June 22, 2013 02:16 PM (Yhu4q)

52 Myers dark rum, pineapple juice, angostura, with a cherry on top, please.

Posted by: huerfano at June 22, 2013 02:17 PM (bAGA/)

53 Why isn't Kentucky a right to work state? Surprised it's not.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 22, 2013 02:17 PM (ZPrif)

54 Guess I'll go pour one..

BRB

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 22, 2013 02:17 PM (4Mv1T)

55

39...A good time was had by all.

 

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at June 22, 2013 06:11 PM (0HooB)

 

Good for them!

Sounds like a very generous and sensible way to do it.

 

Posted by: wheatie at June 22, 2013 02:18 PM (mYbV7)

56 Myers dark rum, pineapple juice, angostura, with a cherry on top, please. *** What is angostura?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 22, 2013 02:18 PM (jjvz+)

57 A while back, Mrs. Hammer & I made a Trans-Atlantic crossing by ship. It was our good fortune to be paired with a Scottish couple at our dinner table. Ian proved to have something of a hollow leg, and was very conversant re Scotch distilleries. The bar on board had a very wide selection of Scotches, and in the evenings, we would sample them one by one, with Ian delivering a lecture on the location of the associated distillery, it's history, and the nuances of that particular scotch. It was a hell of a fine trip. 

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 22, 2013 02:19 PM (aDwsi)

58 http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q3zkkLckeyM

Posted by: fluffy at June 22, 2013 02:20 PM (z9HTb)

59 What is angostura? Posted by: Niedermeyer's
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No one actually knows.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 22, 2013 02:20 PM (aDwsi)

60

Fat free it might be, but since EtOH is processed in a similar way as fat....

biochemistry is a fickle bitch.

Posted by: tsrblke (Phone) at June 22, 2013 02:21 PM (cWpCn)

61 47 I'm a fan of rye old fashioned with a cigar and a good book. It's... civilized.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 22, 2013 06:15 PM (lr3d7)


Not after I've drank enough.


Actually I agree with you. A good Macanudo, about four fingers of Rye and a good book makes me all kinds of mellow.

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at June 22, 2013 02:21 PM (MnSla)

62


What is angostura?

 

Bitters.  A type of flavoring agent for cocktails.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 22, 2013 02:21 PM (lr3d7)

63 CJ at June 22, 2013 06:14 PM Exquisite taste, my friend. Caol Ila is probably my favorite scotch, though Oban is certainly fantastic as well. Unfortunately I don't think they even sell the 18-year old Caol Ila in the States.

Posted by: Paul Zummo at June 22, 2013 02:21 PM (caPl0)

64 NDH- Bitters

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 22, 2013 02:21 PM (4Mv1T)

65

very cool and none of the stress and costs associated with planning a wedding.

 

We both agreed  on that. She's a nice  girl (if you can be  in your 40's and still be called a girl)  and they make a cute couple. They've been  dating for almost 10 years.

 

Me and B'Gal are living in sin and   have been together for that long ourselves.  New Dil  #1  kinda gave me the eye wondering when I'll pop the question.  And to be honest, I've been  giving it some thought myself.  Can't  find a downside  other than   my lack of assets.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at June 22, 2013 02:21 PM (0HooB)

66 "Better than bacon?"  Such blasphemy, Niedermeyer!!  Although, I'm not a whisky girl, so take this with a grain of salt.

Posted by: Peaches at June 22, 2013 02:21 PM (8lmkt)

67 No contest : Bourbon

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2013 02:21 PM (WSfsH)

68 Angostura bitters.

Posted by: real joe at June 22, 2013 02:22 PM (PD2ad)

69 And I believe scotch is spelled whisky. No "e".
Posted by: Tobacco Road
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Depends on how many you have had. My spelling improves as I drink.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 22, 2013 02:22 PM (aDwsi)

70 51 a moron version of rock paper scissors. which combo produces the least worse hangover.

Posted by: rich@gmu at June 22, 2013 06:16 PM (Sza+x)


Don't know, I've been drunk, a lot, But I've never had a hangover. ducks and runs

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at June 22, 2013 02:23 PM (MnSla)

71 Uncle Junior outlived Livia and Tony.

Posted by: soothsayer, malicious communicator at June 22, 2013 02:23 PM (DlaLh)

72 The dadster always had Angostura bitters on hand for the cocktails.  My friends thought I was nuts to have a house with a well-stocked bar full of premium hooch and I never stole a sip.  Never really drank till I was about 30.  Because, well, there were plenty of other things I liked better, lol.

Posted by: Peaches at June 22, 2013 02:23 PM (8lmkt)

73 I've been here late a few times and had a hell of a headache the next day.

You know what they say about scotch not giving you a hangover?

Utter bullshit.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 22, 2013 02:25 PM (4Mv1T)

74 Don't know, I've been drunk, a lot, But I've never had a hangover. ducks and runs I've only been seriously hungover 3 times. My friend says I must be one of the X-Men, only my mutation is a super liver. One of the few times I was hungover was when I decided to engage in a scotch drinking contest. I may have won in the evening, but I thoroughly was beaten in the morning.

Posted by: Paul Zummo at June 22, 2013 02:25 PM (caPl0)

75 Me and B'Gal are living in sin and have been together for that long ourselves. New Dil #1 kinda gave me the eye wondering when I'll pop the question. And to be honest, I've been giving it some thought myself. Can't find a downside other than my lack of assets. *** Don't let the lack of assets spoil it for you. You can do it the way they did it or, mix it up. Throw a BBQ, BYOB style, and have everyone bring a dish. You don't even have to surprise the guests. I bet they'd love to attend a BBQ wedding.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 22, 2013 02:25 PM (jjvz+)

76 OT towards the Allahpundit sidebar item: Is Allahpundit a RINOINO (Republican in name only in name only)?

Posted by: Minuteman at June 22, 2013 02:26 PM (dSE0q)

77

So I've taken to drinking JJ Nuekom, it's a microdistilled whiskey from right here in town an it is delicious in a few stones.

Having said that I haven't had whiskey in a while. A friend pulled out a bottle of Jameson that day I got fired (so contract not renewed) and I got right drunk but not since then.

Posted by: tsrblke (Phone) at June 22, 2013 02:26 PM (J+V/o)

78 Top 10 Reasons why bacon is good for you:

http://tinyurl.com/28zodh7

Posted by: Craig Poe at June 22, 2013 02:26 PM (BVkEs)

79

By the by,  what   are   the hangover stats from last  night's Meetup?  I hope  there was at  least one with my name on it.

 

I was   there in spirit  (pun intended).

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at June 22, 2013 02:26 PM (0HooB)

80 You know what they say about scotch not giving you a hangover? Utter bullshit. *** It is the best though. Wine makes me feel like crap the next day as does vodka.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 22, 2013 02:26 PM (jjvz+)

81 Wine gives me a terrible hangover. ...Bourbon, hardly at all.

Posted by: wheatie at June 22, 2013 02:27 PM (mYbV7)

82 Bulletin bourbon is the shit. And isn't it a federal law that says it can only be called bourbon of it comes from Kentucky?

Posted by: shredded chi at June 22, 2013 02:28 PM (6chcw)

83 Easily the worst hangover for me: Old Bushmills

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 22, 2013 02:28 PM (aDwsi)

84 Wine gives me a terrible hangover. ...Bourbon, hardly at all. Posted by: wheatie at June 22, 2013 06:27 PM (mYbV7) Do you usually drink reds?

Posted by: Vendette at June 22, 2013 02:28 PM (iXuYG)

85 Does good wine have sulphites?

The cheap crap I used to drink had sulphites, and they would cause my face to flush and feel weird after the 12th or 13th glass.

What?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 22, 2013 02:28 PM (4Mv1T)

86 Kentucky is probably not a "right to work" state with regards to the historical unionization of coal - mining. The UMW is still a little powerful in some of the eastern counties of Kentucky. Southern Comfort? Yes, it's a little sweet. First drank some in at 17 in 1973. 1 shot of Southern Comfort, 1 shot of Slo-gin, one shot of Vodka, in a tall glass, with Orange juice added to fill it up, mix, on ice. A Slo Comfortable Screw.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense ...... at June 22, 2013 02:29 PM (RFeQD)

87 When I was 17 I had the unfortunate experience of consuming much, much too much scotch.  To this day I cannot smell scotch without my stomach turning over and it has been a long time since I was 17.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at June 22, 2013 02:29 PM (31Nrp)

88

I bet they'd love to attend a BBQ wedding.

 

That's a great idea. 

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at June 22, 2013 02:29 PM (0HooB)

89 after the 12th or 13th glass. *** I think we may have discovered the problem

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 22, 2013 02:29 PM (jjvz+)

90 How come Uncle Junior didn't have union medical coverage? He ended up in a state institution if I remember correctly. I've seen some of those nice nursing homes in Arizona for people with altzheimers. They're very nice but must cost a bundle.

Posted by: An Artist With A Thompson at June 22, 2013 02:29 PM (RZwdH)

91 What?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 22, 2013 06:28 PM (4Mv1T)


{snicker}

Posted by: Peaches at June 22, 2013 02:29 PM (8lmkt)

92 Balcones' Texas Single Malt or True Blue Corn Whisky please.

Posted by: Sean at June 22, 2013 02:30 PM (IQ81y)

93 Drink wine out of the bottle with a straw. A really quick way to get a buzz. Teenage girls used to do that a lot. Don't ask me how I know.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense ...... at June 22, 2013 02:31 PM (RFeQD)

94 In college we once did Jack and Gatorade. After that fiasco, whiskey makes me a bit queasy.

Posted by: Lauren at June 22, 2013 02:31 PM (wsGWu)

95 34 Bourbon is for people who have never acquired a taste for fine whiskey. Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 22, 2013 06:10 PM (aDwsi) Dude. Them's fightin' words. Especially when you consider that even scotch snobs admit that it's an [ahem] "acquired taste."

Posted by: joncelli at June 22, 2013 02:31 PM (vh67+)

96 Glenlivet French Oak Reserve. Rocks.

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at June 22, 2013 02:32 PM (RRbuy)

97

85...Do you usually drink reds?

 

Posted by: Vendette at June 22, 2013 06:28 PM (iXuYG)

 

No, I drink white as much as red wine...they each give me pain the next morning.

So needless to say, I don't drink wine very often.

Posted by: wheatie at June 22, 2013 02:32 PM (mYbV7)

98 Does good wine have sulphites? Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 22, 2013 06:28 PM (4Mv1T) It's hard to find wine that doesn't. Pretty much all wine has them.

Posted by: Vendette at June 22, 2013 02:32 PM (iXuYG)

99 B & B


for whatever ails you

Posted by: Bertie Ahern at June 22, 2013 02:33 PM (omBWL)

100 I was going to pour a drink, but wifey wants to watch a movie on the tube at 8. She says we saw it before and that it was funny as hell. I have no recollection.

"Red"

Stands for "Retired.  Extremely. Dangerous." if I recall.

Helen Mirren, B Willis I think, Malchevich (sp), Morgan Freeman, etc.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 22, 2013 02:33 PM (4Mv1T)

101 Every single homosexual that I have met in my life did not drink Laphroig. Draw your own conclusion.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at June 22, 2013 02:33 PM (29vnO)

102 sh*t =======           B and B.  Benedictine and Brandy



Posted by: Bertie Ahern at June 22, 2013 02:34 PM (omBWL)

103 Helen Mirren, B Willis I think, Malchevich (sp), Morgan Freeman, etc. **** With a cast like that I can't imagine it would be bad.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 22, 2013 02:34 PM (jjvz+)

104 Depends on how many you have had. My spelling improves as I drink.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 22, 2013 06:22 PM (aDwsi)

 

I'm betting its more like a bell curve effect.

Posted by: buzzion at June 22, 2013 02:35 PM (LI48c)

105 No, I drink white as much as red wine...they each give me pain the next morning. So needless to say, I don't drink wine very often. Posted by: wheatie at June 22, 2013 06:32 PM (mYbV7) It's possible you may have a problem with one or more of the chemical substances found in wine, such as histamine and tyramine, that can cause headaches.

Posted by: Vendette at June 22, 2013 02:35 PM (iXuYG)

106 101 I was going to pour a drink, but wifey wants to watch a movie on the tube at 8. She says we saw it before and that it was funny as hell. I have no recollection.

"Red"

Stands for "Retired. Extremely. Dangerous." if I recall.

Helen Mirren, B Willis I think, Malchevich (sp), Morgan Freeman, etc.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 22, 2013 06:33 PM (4Mv1T)

 

Its a pretty fun action movie.  I enjoyed it and the sequel comes out later this summer.

Posted by: buzzion at June 22, 2013 02:36 PM (LI48c)

107 RED  is hilarious.  RED 2  is coming out soon, same cast.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at June 22, 2013 02:36 PM (0HooB)

108

'RED' is a great movie, Tobacco Road.

I love it so much, I've probably watched it 30 times.

 

Posted by: wheatie at June 22, 2013 02:36 PM (mYbV7)

109 I've been on a low carb diet and hence have switched from beer to whiskey on the rocks. I drink more than I should so tend to prefer affordable brands like Maker's Mark and Bulleit.

Posted by: skree at June 22, 2013 02:37 PM (Y/PR+)

110 Favorite cheap scotch: Clan MacGregor Suprisingly good for the bottom shelf. Favorite expensive: MaCallan 18 year. Although if you can find the Battle Hill variety at 14 year, it was well worth it for only 40 bucks. Johnny Walker Double Black is quite nice. Bourbons: Makers Mark is my standard. I've tried and enjoyed Costco's variety (which is distilled by Jim Beam), but it can be hit or miss in my experience.

Posted by: krakatoa at June 22, 2013 02:37 PM (eCtnP)

111 Depends on how many you have had. My spelling improves as I drink.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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My attitude improves, I become slimmer, better looking, and smarter the more I drink.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 22, 2013 02:37 PM (4Mv1T)

112 I just checked and it looks like it will be on TNT. Do they cut their movies a lot? If so, I might rent it on Amazon.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 22, 2013 02:38 PM (jjvz+)

113 My attitude improves, I become slimmer, better looking, and smarter the more I drink. Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 22, 2013 06:37 PM (4Mv1T) When I was studying Russian I found that a vodka/tonic or four made me much more articulate in that language. At least I thought so...

Posted by: joncelli at June 22, 2013 02:39 PM (vh67+)

114 favorite cheap scotch: Clan MacGregor Suprisingly good for the bottom shelf.
--------------------------------

Someone else mentioned this a few months ago when I conducted a "survey here.

It is about half the price for the middle shelf hooch I drink too much of now. It will be my next purchase.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 22, 2013 02:39 PM (4Mv1T)

115

My attitude improves, I become slimmer, better looking, and smarter the more I drink.

 

And I can sing.

 

It's a fooking miracle, I tell ya.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at June 22, 2013 02:40 PM (0HooB)

116 Bourbons: Makers Mark is my standard. I've tried and enjoyed Costco's variety (which is distilled by Jim Beam), but it can be hit or miss in my experience. *** I've never liked bourbon but bought a bottle of Maker's Mark to give it another try. I ended up pouring it down the drain when I moved.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 22, 2013 02:40 PM (jjvz+)

117 NDH- We are watching it on TNT. I don't know the original run time.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 22, 2013 02:41 PM (4Mv1T)

118 I've never liked bourbon but bought a bottle of Maker's Mark to give it another try. I ended up pouring it down the drain when I moved. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 22, 2013 06:40 PM (jjvz+) [joncelli begins to weep]

Posted by: joncelli at June 22, 2013 02:41 PM (vh67+)

119 But should I overcome my quesiness...Woodford Reserve, good or no?

Posted by: Lauren at June 22, 2013 02:41 PM (wsGWu)

120 I ended up pouring it down the drain when I moved.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 22, 2013 06:40 PM (jjvz+)


Yeesh . . . you must live in a swanky neighborhood.  I would just put it out for the hobos. 

Posted by: Peaches at June 22, 2013 02:42 PM (8lmkt)

121

106...It's possible you may have a problem with one or more of the chemical substances found in wine, such as histamine and tyramine, that can cause headaches.

 

Posted by: Vendette at June 22, 2013 06:35 PM (iXuYG)

 

That could explain it. ...Whatever it is, it's a shame, because I like wine.

 

Posted by: wheatie at June 22, 2013 02:42 PM (mYbV7)

122 I also like Slöe gin. It's what I use when mixing.

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at June 22, 2013 02:42 PM (MnSla)

123 I ended up pouring it down the drain when I moved. That's just a damnable waste. You could have at least baited a hobo-trap with it.

Posted by: krakatoa at June 22, 2013 02:42 PM (eCtnP)

124

I ended up pouring it down the drain when I moved.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 22, 2013 06:40 PM (jjvz+)

 

That's gonna be a long shift in the barrel.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2013 02:42 PM (eWGyI)

125 NDH- We are watching it on TNT. I don't know the original run time. Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 22, 2013 06:41 PM (4Mv1T) Original run time is 1 hour, 51 minutes (via IMDb).

Posted by: Vendette at June 22, 2013 02:43 PM (iXuYG)

126 Talking about booze?Well,the way things are going drinking myself to death is looking like a good option.

Posted by: steevy at June 22, 2013 02:43 PM (9XBK2)

127 91. My grandmother had Alzheimer's and yes, such places cost. Of course, this should not be unexpected, as the most preeminent rest home in the country of old folks who can apparently no longer remember things they once said, the United States Congress, costs us hundreds and hundreds of billions per year.

Posted by: T. at June 22, 2013 02:43 PM (wpJq/)

128 Woodford is pure goodness.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2013 02:43 PM (eWGyI)

129 I remember the first drink I ever had in a bar. It was a 7 & 7. Gawd, that was a long time ago.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 22, 2013 02:43 PM (jjvz+)

130 Fun fact: The image for point 4 is of a special blend made for the Queens Diamond Jubilee.  Only 60 were made and here in Australia there was only one (1) for sale for the measly price of $200,000.00.

Posted by: Shaun at June 22, 2013 02:44 PM (EdIjX)

131 "I ended up pouring it down the drain when I moved."

You're not Irish, are you.  (Note the lack of question mark.)

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at June 22, 2013 02:44 PM (31Nrp)

132 >>>> pouring it down the drain????? okay, that hurt to read. Whiskey all the way. Shots of Jack with beer as the chaser.

Posted by: L, elle at June 22, 2013 02:45 PM (0PiQ4)

133 The first time I ever really drank was as a freshman in college.  Scotch.  Was literally blind drunk.  Probably should have been hospitalized.  Never ever drank scotch again.  Never really drank again for about 10 years.

Posted by: Peaches at June 22, 2013 02:45 PM (8lmkt)

134

***By the by, what are the hangover stats from last night's Meetup?***

 

Made worse by the lawn crew and construction team at my apartment complex starting work at about 8 this morning. 

 

Posted by: rich@gmu at June 22, 2013 02:45 PM (Sza+x)

135 First drink I ever had in a bar was a beer.First hard liquor drink was probably a Screwdriver.

Posted by: steevy at June 22, 2013 02:45 PM (9XBK2)

136

A song for the occasion.

http://tinyurl.com/ce7rmss


 

 

Posted by: harleycowboy at June 22, 2013 02:46 PM (+9AX9)

137 Good to know, garrett. I only know about it because my husband did the tour with a work thing. He brought home bourbon candies from there, and they were good, but what do I know?

Posted by: Lauren at June 22, 2013 02:46 PM (wsGWu)

138 Original run time is 1 hour, 51 minutes (via IMDb). Posted by: Vendette
-------------------------------------

TNT has 2 hours 15 min blocked out for it. The commercial breaks these day are unbearable to me so I don't even watch TV unless the Mrs wants to see something.

Imagine if we had to wait for commercial breaks between comments here every ten minutes.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 22, 2013 02:46 PM (4Mv1T)

139 113 I just checked and it looks like it will be on TNT.

Do they cut their movies a lot? If so, I might rent it on Amazon.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 22, 2013 06:38 PM (jjvz+)

 

I don't think they cut too much.  And I think its pg-13 so not reall a lot to cut out anyways.

Posted by: buzzion at June 22, 2013 02:47 PM (LI48c)

140

Heh. I started mixing  Mummy Dearest's drinks when I was about 13.  Quality control was an important part of the  process.  She liked Evan Williams  and 7-Up.

 

When I die, B'Gal  will be able to use   my  liver as a   doorstop.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at June 22, 2013 02:47 PM (0HooB)

141 Original run time is 1 hour, 51 minutes (via IMDb). *** Cool. TNT shows is at 111 minutes, so they must not be cutting it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 22, 2013 02:47 PM (jjvz+)

142 A song for the occasion.
http://tinyurl.com/ce7rmss



Posted by: harleycowboy at June 22, 2013 06:46 PM (+9AX9)


Nice!

Posted by: Peaches at June 22, 2013 02:48 PM (8lmkt)

143 Imagine if we had to wait for commercial breaks between comments here every ten minutes. Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 22, 2013 06:46 PM (4Mv1T) Turn the TV to TNT at 8 but start watching at 8:20 or 8:30 so you can fast forward through the commercials.

Posted by: Vendette at June 22, 2013 02:48 PM (iXuYG)

144 Imagine if we had to wait for commercial breaks between comments here every ten minutes. **** It would be even more painful than having to watch ads before every YT vid these days.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 22, 2013 02:48 PM (jjvz+)

145

OK, that's 1.

 

I'll take the lack of response as a sign that there are many more who've just now woke  up.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at June 22, 2013 02:50 PM (0HooB)

146 What is angostura?

Angostura makes a pretty good rum.

Posted by: no good deed at June 22, 2013 02:50 PM (mjR67)

147 Single malt. Many excellent choices.

Posted by: Throat Wobbler Mangrove at June 22, 2013 02:50 PM (uzr8U)

148 After the latest update,ads pop up on tv from the damn cable box.

Posted by: steevy at June 22, 2013 02:51 PM (9XBK2)

149 No messing around, Macallan is possibly the best overall. Its sherry taste is wonderful. No-one in their right mind drinks Laphroaig: it tastes and smells of antiseptic fluid. I quite like it. So does Prince Charles, though. Cragganmore is another unusual one with a distinctive flavour - cut grass - but quite the reverse of Laphroaig it's unusually mild. Remember, always drink it neat.

Posted by: anonymous irishman at June 22, 2013 02:51 PM (DJgfL)

150 What is the whisky in #4 at the link? The big diamond thing?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 22, 2013 02:51 PM (jjvz+)

151 OK, that's 1. I'll take the lack of response as a sign that there are many more who've just now woke up. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at June 22, 2013 06:50 PM (0HooB) I'm fine, because I had to drive. But since I was one of the last ones out of there I didn't get home until after 1 a.m.

Posted by: Vendette at June 22, 2013 02:51 PM (iXuYG)

152 I am reading Furious Love, a book about how Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton met and fell in love on the set of Cleopatra. Two adulterers who died miserably. Very sad.

Posted by: Jmel at June 22, 2013 02:52 PM (9tSXa)

153 Lagavulin is my favorite Scotch.  I recently tried Caol Ila, and it is very tasty too.  During the summer, I like to drink rum chillers (rum and ginger ale with a twist of lime).

Posted by: no good deed at June 22, 2013 02:52 PM (mjR67)

154 Bourbon is aged in fresh charred oak barrels, and scotch is often aged in used bourbon barrels

Posted by: Tuco at June 22, 2013 02:52 PM (Pr6hk)

155

***I remember the first drink I ever had in a bar.***

beam and coke w/ a slice of lime.  still order that.

Posted by: rich@gmu at June 22, 2013 02:53 PM (Sza+x)

156 54 Why isn't Kentucky a right to work state? Surprised it's not. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 22, 2013 06:17 PM (ZPrif) Because they always elect democratic governors that are in the pocket of either the Teamsters or the UAW

Posted by: Ma Bell at June 22, 2013 02:53 PM (RLdcX)

157 No messing around, Macallan is possibly the best overall. Its sherry taste is wonderful. *** I like scotch and, when I drink, which is very rare due to my heart condition, Macallan is what I drink. When I could drink, I also was perfectly fine with Dewars and Chivas. I don't mind the blends.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 22, 2013 02:54 PM (jjvz+)

158 We have friends from Mexico City. Husband owns a jewelry company.

He was commissioned to make a platinum and diamond decanter for one of the high fallootin' tequila companies.

I think it sold for $2.5M

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 22, 2013 02:54 PM (4Mv1T)

159 He was commissioned to make a platinum and diamond decanter for one of the high fallootin' tequila companies. I think it sold for $2.5M *** holy crap!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 22, 2013 02:55 PM (jjvz+)

160 I tried Makers Mark a few months ago.  Didn't like it.Woodford Reserve is the best.

Posted by: Vic at June 22, 2013 02:55 PM (lZvxr)

161

Glen Morangie aged in a Sherry cask...18 YO.

 

That and a single cube of ice.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 22, 2013 02:56 PM (B2fm1)

162 holy crap! Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse
---------------------
No one was more surprised than me. I guess it's the only way to dress up that mezcal.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 22, 2013 02:56 PM (4Mv1T)

163 I don't care for Maker's Mark or Woodford Reserve, but Blanton's goes down pretty easy.

Posted by: no good deed at June 22, 2013 02:57 PM (mjR67)

164 No one was more surprised than me. I guess it's the only way to dress up that mezcal *** In my 20s tequila slammers were the drink of choice but I hit the tequila wall at about age 27 and had to hang it up except for the occasional margarita.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 22, 2013 02:58 PM (jjvz+)

165

151 What is the whisky in #4 at the link? The big diamond thing?

 

I dunno, NDH...but it certainly is pretty, isn't it.

 

I like the bacon garnish idea, too, in #21.

Posted by: wheatie at June 22, 2013 02:58 PM (mYbV7)

166

I'm fine, because I had to drive. But since I was one of the last ones out of there I didn't get home until after 1 a.m.

 

I hope everyone else got home OK too.

 

We still need a FlaMoMe. I know there are a bunch of  bikers in the Horde and I usually have a couple of gigs around Bike Week and Biketoberfest. That'd  be the easiest to "organize."

 

Of course   other plans could be made. The only bad part is that all the Morons down here are spread out. I can only  think of maybe 2 or 3  who are close.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at June 22, 2013 03:00 PM (0HooB)

167 Dammit.  Now I want bacon.

Btw, hello, all!  To everyone who attended the MoMee, it was so great to meet you all!     I have just gotten home from the airport and had dinner, and now I think I am going to fall asleep for the next forty-eight hours. 

But first... bacon.  Dammit.  I have NO BACON.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/b][/i][/u] at June 22, 2013 03:00 PM (CA2NO)

168 158 Sounds like an excellent choice to me. The Famous Grouse is a good blend: it's the most popular blended scotch in Scotland. (It contains Macallan and Highland Park.)

Posted by: anonymous irishman at June 22, 2013 03:01 PM (DJgfL)

169 Every single homosexual that I have met in my life did not drink Laphroig. ***** You could tell by sucking their cock? Weird

Posted by: Beto at June 22, 2013 03:01 PM (MhA4j)

170 I like the bacon garnish idea, too, in #21. *** Looks yummy, doesn't it?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 22, 2013 03:01 PM (jjvz+)

171 I feel like a heathen bringing up George Dickel in this thread....but #12 makes for some smooth drinking.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at June 22, 2013 03:02 PM (qoQi/)

172 PUKE

Posted by: Joseph Feltersnatch at June 22, 2013 03:02 PM (Mo9NS)

173 151 What is the whisky in #4 at the link? The big diamond thing? It's the Queen's diamond jubilee whiskey; see Shaun's post at #131.

Posted by: Vendette at June 22, 2013 03:02 PM (iXuYG)

174 I can drink it all but the wallet prefers rye.

Posted by: sTevo at June 22, 2013 03:03 PM (AUvwD)

175 Scotch is yummy. Bourbon is yucky.

Posted by: JackT at June 22, 2013 03:03 PM (PrrRo)

176 Fun fact: The image for point 4 is of a special blend made for the Queens Diamond Jubilee. Only 60 were made and here in Australia there was only one (1) for sale for the measly price of $200,000.00. *** thanks. that is a beautiful decanter.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 22, 2013 03:03 PM (jjvz+)

177 Scotch is yummy. Bourbon is yucky. Philistine

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 22, 2013 03:04 PM (+WZ0n)

178 It's the Queen's diamond jubilee whiskey; see Shaun's post at #131. *** thanks. I missed that comment earlier.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 22, 2013 03:04 PM (jjvz+)

179 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at June 22, 2013 07:00 PM (CA2NO) As Bannion said about AtC, every time you go on a (poetic) rant I'll hear it in your voice.

Posted by: Vendette at June 22, 2013 03:04 PM (iXuYG)

180 Jim Beam fan myself. Not a scotch fan unless our former pro's dad is buying 18 year old McCallan. Never liked scotch up until then. But not quite as much as my golf partner. He went missing during post round festivities. I went looking for him and found him taking a break in the locker room. I returned to the group to report he was guarding the shoes. He was loving the scotch then. Later not, so much.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at June 22, 2013 03:05 PM (sxwrq)

181 The whiskey my Granny made tasted like caramel... that was on fire

Posted by: Beto at June 22, 2013 03:05 PM (MhA4j)

182 Scotch Singlemalts - Anything from Islay, Linkwood, Oban, Highland Park 18, Glenfiddich 15, Glenlivet Nadurra, Aultmore, or the Balvenie 14 or 21 Portwood. Bourbon - Stagg, Balcones Texas Bourbon, Woodford Double Oaked, or Pappy 15. American Whisky - Balcones Brimstone or True Blue Corn Whiskies, or their singlemalt, McCarthy's Singlemalt, Corsair's Triple Smoke or Ryemageddon or Quinoa whiskey. Canadian - Crown Royal XR Waterloo or Forty Creek Portwood Reserve. World - Japanese/Nikka 12, Japanese/Hakushu 12, Japanese/Yamazaki 18; Tasmania/Lark Cask Strength; India/Amrut Fusion. Blends - Compass Box (everything), Johnnie Walker Double Black or Green (discontinued this year), Tweedale. Cheers

Posted by: Sean Foushee at June 22, 2013 03:06 PM (IQ81y)

183 Btw, hello, all! To everyone who attended the MoMee, it was so great to meet you all! I have just gotten home from the airport and had dinner, and now I think I am going to fall asleep for the next forty-eight hours. Glad to hear you're home safe.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 22, 2013 03:06 PM (+WZ0n)

184 Sterno does a body good.

Posted by: zsasz at June 22, 2013 03:06 PM (MMC8r)

185 My half-assed brother has a checkers   set made from Chivas stoppers  with the cork cut off. I helped on one of the pieces.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at June 22, 2013 03:07 PM (0HooB)

186 The only thing better than bacon is Kate Upton.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at June 22, 2013 03:07 PM (q177U)

187 You can't call it bourbon unless it comes from Kentucky

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at June 22, 2013 03:08 PM (yL0v8)

188 osted by: Sean Foushee at June 22, 2013 07:06 PM (IQ81y) *** you've done your research!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 22, 2013 03:08 PM (jjvz+)

189 Imagine if we had to wait for commercial breaks between comments here every ten minutes.

The day I realized I could watch a half-hour TV show on DVD in 22 minutes was the last day I watched TV.  *srednop*


You know, there's a Kentucky Bourbon Trail not that far from me.  I need a weekend off and a designated driver.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, grumpier than usual at June 22, 2013 03:08 PM (hO8IJ)

190

The low carb and really low sugar thing hasn't been difficult for me, except for booze.

 

I can barely eat any sweets now because they taste overly sweet, but I still really like sweet liquor.

 

The only low carb thing I like is Southern Comfort. And we have a bottle of lime S. C. that is very yummy with some club soda and ice.

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 22, 2013 03:09 PM (SUKHu)

191 The low carb and really low sugar thing hasn't been difficult for me, except for booze. *** Are you doing the low carb thing to lose weight or for another reason?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 22, 2013 03:10 PM (jjvz+)

192 I've been in the employment business for 25 years. Every offer for person I ever placed with any company was contingent upon successfully completeing a criminal background check. Just because something popped up in the search didn't mean they weren't hired. It was taken under advisement, and decisions made accordingly. Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 22, 2013 06:12 PM (4Mv1T) I've hired people and that was my experience. People make mistakes. It happens. If I saw one conviction for DUI or petty theft and it was years ago and that was the only crime on the record we rarely held it against them.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 22, 2013 03:10 PM (V1ZIU)

193
The only thing better than bacon is Kate Upton.

The only thing better than bacon and Kate Upton is bacon and Kate Upton.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at June 22, 2013 03:11 PM (qoQi/)

194 Spent 10 days in Italy, the wine had no sulphites. We drank several bottles almost every night. No hangovers. Saw WWZ this afternoon. Was well done but difficult to take. Not sure how else to describe it.

Posted by: California Witch at June 22, 2013 03:11 PM (Xcvk0)

195

I long for a single glass of my grandfathers homemade Kimmel.  It was a sweet Croatian liquer made from caraway and the dregs from wine making.

Good stuff.  Here's to you grandpa!

Posted by: chi town jerry at June 22, 2013 03:12 PM (/OSN/)

196 Saw WWZ this afternoon. Was well done but difficult to take. Not sure how else to describe it. **** do you mean it was gory or that it was disturbing or something else?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 22, 2013 03:12 PM (jjvz+)

197 Disturbing.

Posted by: California Witch at June 22, 2013 03:13 PM (Xcvk0)

198 you've done your research! It's a nice hobby

Posted by: Sean Foushee at June 22, 2013 03:13 PM (IQ81y)

199 True or False? Parrots and turtles can live over one hundred years.

Posted by: soothsayer, malicious communicator at June 22, 2013 03:13 PM (BUcLz)

200 I long for a single glass of my grandfathers homemade Kimmel. It was a sweet Croatian liquer made from caraway and the dregs from wine making. Good stuff. Here's to you grandpa! Posted by: chi town jerry at June 22, 2013 07:12 PM (/OSN/) You mean "Kümmel", they still make it in Germany, tastes like shit

Posted by: Ma Bell at June 22, 2013 03:14 PM (RLdcX)

201 Parrots and turtles can live over one hundred years. *** turtles, definitely. Parrots, I thought, were more like 75 years.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 22, 2013 03:14 PM (jjvz+)

202 I long for a single glass of my grandfathers homemade Kimmel. It was a sweet Croatian liquer made from caraway and the dregs from wine making. Good stuff. Here's to you grandpa! *** Liquor and grandpas. To reminisce.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 22, 2013 03:15 PM (jjvz+)

203 Parrots, I thought, were more like 75 years. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse
--------------------------

Just seems like 100.

Loud critters, them.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 22, 2013 03:15 PM (4Mv1T)

204

151 What is the whisky in #4 at the link? The big diamond thing?

I dunno, NDH...but it certainly is pretty, isn't it.

 

If I'm reading it right it's Dramonc

Posted by: harleycowboy at June 22, 2013 03:16 PM (+9AX9)

205 Yes, but parrots steal your conscienceness when you sleep

Posted by: soothsayer, malicious communicator at June 22, 2013 03:16 PM (39q3n)

206 On FNC, the little girl, Sarah, who got the lung transplant has been placed into a medically induced coma. Prayers.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 22, 2013 03:16 PM (jjvz+)

207 By the way NDH. Very nice Saturday afternoon thread. Thank you.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 22, 2013 03:17 PM (4Mv1T)

208 But first... bacon. Dammit. I have NO BACON.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at June 22, 2013 07:00 PM (CA2NO)


*shoves bacon through usb port*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at June 22, 2013 03:17 PM (+xeuo)

209 Resident Evil bitterly regrets the day she took me to a scotch tasting...having discovered why people drink scotch, i put a serious dent in the house collection..

however, in keeping with the finest traditions of the Infantry & Cavalry, if it's got ethanol, i'll drink it, especially if it's free.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 22, 2013 03:18 PM (8MasJ)

210 I want to wrap Kate Upton in bacon.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at June 22, 2013 03:18 PM (0HooB)

211 Very sorry I missed this thread. Just back from beach. 16 yr old Lagavulis is the nectar of the gods. I keep 10 yr old Laphroig around for general purpose. Oban is very good and not too pricy. If you get to Scotland, go to Glasgow and visit a bar called the Pot Still. Dive with over 100 single malts. I think it is the door to heaven.

Posted by: RKinRoanoke at June 22, 2013 03:19 PM (b0n8A)

212

>>Are you doing the low carb thing to lose weight or for another reason?

 

Yes!

 

Started it to lose weight.

 

Without carbs, I have a lot more energy and don't feel like I'm walking through water, IYKWIM.

 

Without any gluten or very small amounts of it (pizza on Fridays), my digestive tract is much much happier.

 

And when Mama's digestive tract is happier, everybody's happier...

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 22, 2013 03:19 PM (SUKHu)

213 I had strawberry cake for dessert tonight. Real whipped cream. De-Lish! Plus, I'm taking some really great pain pills for a severe muscle stain. It just doesn't get any better than this!

Posted by: ALH at June 22, 2013 03:19 PM (113nq)

214 Just seems like 100. Loud critters, them. *** I haven't been reading much ...well, at all... over the past few years and thought I'd start out with something light. Presently I am breaking the ice with *Winging It: A Memoir of Caring for a Vengeful Parrot Who's Determined to Kill Me* So far, not such a good book. Lesson: You do not want a wild parrot.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 22, 2013 03:20 PM (jjvz+)

215

AtC and MWR...enjoyed meeting you.

 

***The only thing better than bacon and Kate Upton is bacon and Kate Upton. ***

hummm...how about bacon on Kate Upton?

Posted by: rich@gmu at June 22, 2013 03:20 PM (Sza+x)

216 damn...thisclose.

Posted by: rich@gmu at June 22, 2013 03:21 PM (Sza+x)

217 Wasn't there a whale or something that was found dead that was aged to some ridiculous age like hundreds of years? I thought I heard that somewhere.

Posted by: eleven at June 22, 2013 03:21 PM (fsLdt)

218

>>New Dil #1 kinda gave me the eye wondering when I'll pop the question. And to be honest, I've been giving it some thought myself.

 

Moron Meetup Wedding BBQ!!!

 

Mo Mee Wee Bee Bee?

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 22, 2013 03:22 PM (SUKHu)

219 Here's a nifty article about Obama's 'help for homeowners' that was really another Bernanke bailout for crony Bank Of America: http://www.fool.com/investing/general/2013/06/22/how-bank-of-america-defrauded-america.aspx

Posted by: zsasz at June 22, 2013 03:22 PM (MMC8r)

220 Kate's looking like she needs to avoid bacon IYKWIM

Posted by: Joseph Feltersnatch at June 22, 2013 03:22 PM (Mo9NS)

221 Yes! Started it to lose weight. Without carbs, I have a lot more energy and don't feel like I'm walking through water, IYKWIM. Without any gluten or very small amounts of it (pizza on Fridays), my digestive tract is much much happier. And when Mama's digestive tract is happier, everybody's happier... *** I've gained more than 50 pounds since I got sick, 30 of that since being placed on disability last year. I am generally eating no more than 1400 calories per day, including carbs, and I'm losing 2-3 pounds per week with my sedentary schedule. I'm thinking that when I get down to where I need to be I'll watch the carbs in order to keep it off. Yesterday I was bad. I went to Krystal.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 22, 2013 03:23 PM (jjvz+)

222 I had strawberry cake for dessert tonight. Real whipped cream. De-Lish! Plus, I'm taking some really great pain pills for a severe muscle stain. It just doesn't get any better than this! *** Sound yummy. I find myself craving key lime pie.... again.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 22, 2013 03:24 PM (jjvz+)

223 Great  minds,   rich@gmu,  great minds.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at June 22, 2013 03:25 PM (0HooB)

224 AtC and MWR...enjoyed meeting you.


And you as well!

Honestly, if you can make it to a Meetup, go.   They're tons of fun, you won't get hatchet murdered and there will be people there who drink more than you.


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at June 22, 2013 03:25 PM (+xeuo)

225 Templeton Rye. That's my drink, except for beer, wine, and vodka.

Posted by: angel with a sword at June 22, 2013 03:25 PM (sYNwJ)

226

Mo Mee Wee Bee Bee

Translation please?

Posted by: harleycowboy at June 22, 2013 03:25 PM (+9AX9)

227 Mo Mee Wee Bee Bee Translation please? **** North Virginia Moron Meetup

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 22, 2013 03:26 PM (jjvz+)

228 NDH - Krystal serves Rat Meat. It's horrible!

Posted by: ALH at June 22, 2013 03:27 PM (113nq)

229 NDH - Krystal serves Rat Meat. It's horrible! *** I love their chili cheese fries and their wings are scrumptious.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 22, 2013 03:28 PM (jjvz+)

230

Mo Mee Wee Bee Bee
Translation please?

****

North Virginia Moron Meetup

 

Okay. I'm sober so it made no sense.

Posted by: harleycowboy at June 22, 2013 03:28 PM (+9AX9)

231 Tequila, black.

Posted by: Michael Hasting's dead left nut at June 22, 2013 03:29 PM (GrtrJ)

232 >shoves bacon through usb port

 

I just shoved, er, posted a picture of our first corn from the backyard on Twitter.

 

>>Translation please?

 

Oh, it was the line right above:  Moron Meetup Wedding BBQ!!!

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 22, 2013 03:29 PM (SUKHu)

233 My health insurance doesn't cover chile cheese fries.

Posted by: ALH at June 22, 2013 03:29 PM (113nq)

234 I have a theory about parrots. As their vocabulary and their cleverness increases, their owner's diminishes because the parrot is stealing it from the human like a leech. Think about it. Everytime you've met an owner of a parrot that person is a little bit wacky and demented, no? And yet they own this parrot who's really clever. Eh? Eh?

Posted by: soothsayer, malicious communicator at June 22, 2013 03:29 PM (Fely/)

235

***Okay. I'm sober so it made no sense***

 

Get this guy a beer stat. 

Posted by: rich@gmu at June 22, 2013 03:30 PM (Sza+x)

236

Mo Mee Wee Bee Bee?

 

That would be something, wouldn't it?  Not quite sure what,  but     it would go down in history.

 

Cops and bail bondspeople would speak of it in hushed and reverent tones   for years to come.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at June 22, 2013 03:30 PM (0HooB)

237 Scottish Whisky has no 'e', Irish whiskey does. Tullamore Dew (preferably of the strength only obtainable in Ireland) is without a doubt my favorite with just a splash of coffee and cream to offset.

Posted by: Ragamuffin at June 22, 2013 03:31 PM (fzFF6)

238 Seamus Muldoon --- you here?

Posted by: L, elle at June 22, 2013 03:31 PM (0PiQ4)

239 So Soothie, dear, how many parrots do you own?

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 22, 2013 03:31 PM (SUKHu)

240

***Honestly, if you can make it to a Meetup, go. They're tons of fun, you won't get hatchet murdered and there will be people there who drink more than you.***

 

Seconded.

Next time I'll make sure I don't have a final the same day. 

Posted by: rich@gmu at June 22, 2013 03:32 PM (Sza+x)

241 I looked up Krystal and found this: http://tinyurl.com/mbhc8h9 Is she the owner? Because I want to go there for breakfast lunch and dinner!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 22, 2013 03:32 PM (V1ZIU)

242 That would be something, wouldn't it? Not quite sure what, but itwould go down in history.

Cops and bail bondspeople would speak of it in hushed and reverent tones for years to come.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at June 22, 2013 07:30 PM (0HooB)



Dude.   If we're having a Moron Wedding, I will totally get internet ordained and officiate.



*assume Mawwiage clip inserted here*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at June 22, 2013 03:32 PM (+xeuo)

243 Bourbon for me please.  Jim Beam.    We go way back.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 22, 2013 03:33 PM (7BV/9)

244 I know I'm evil but this doesn't make me too sad. http://bit.ly/10GHpMM

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 22, 2013 03:33 PM (jjvz+)

245 Dude. If we're having a Moron Wedding, I will totally get internet ordained and officiate. *assume Mawwiage clip inserted here* Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at June 22, 2013 07:32 PM (+xeuo) You should also do the marriage counseling.

Posted by: Vendette at June 22, 2013 03:33 PM (iXuYG)

246

Cops and bail bondspeople would speak of it in hushed and reverent tones for years to come.

 

WINNER!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: harleycowboy at June 22, 2013 03:34 PM (+9AX9)

247 Havent touched brown liquor in years. But rye and soda is good. Also, Maker's and Blenheim's ginger ale.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 22, 2013 03:34 PM (tK++J)

248

>>Cops and bail bondspeople would speak of it in hushed and reverent tones for years to come.

 

Homeland Security is already planning surveillence.

 

On a completely different subject, Margaritaville is opening any day now...

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 22, 2013 03:34 PM (SUKHu)

249 You should also do the marriage counseling. Posted by: Vendette at June 22, 2013 07:33 PM (iXuYG) Clarification: Pre-marital counseling. Although she'd make one heckuva marriage counselor too.

Posted by: Vendette at June 22, 2013 03:34 PM (iXuYG)

250 Dude. If we're having a Moron Wedding, I will totally get internet ordained and officiate.

I think in most states you just have to be a notary public.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, grumpier than usual at June 22, 2013 03:35 PM (hO8IJ)

251 You should also do the marriage counseling.

Posted by: Vendette at June 22, 2013 07:33 PM (iXuYG)



*taps chin*   This is an excellent idea.   I am awesome at everyone's life but mine.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at June 22, 2013 03:35 PM (+xeuo)

252

And I'm still waiting for that beer.

Posted by: harleycowboy at June 22, 2013 03:35 PM (+9AX9)

253 Clarification: Pre-marital counseling. Although she'd make one heckuva marriage counselor too. **** You WILL love and respect each other or ELSE you will receive a crate of emus in the mail.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 22, 2013 03:36 PM (jjvz+)

254 I know I'm evil but this doesn't make me too sad.

I wish we would just step aside and let them "protest" to their hearts' content.

Posted by: no good deed at June 22, 2013 03:36 PM (mjR67)

255 It's funny because I never thought Id end up being Dale Gribble.

Posted by: soothsayer, malicious communicator at June 22, 2013 03:37 PM (KwX0v)

256 Biden Claims 'At Least' Five Senators Want To Change Vote, Support Gun Control

http://tinyurl.com/lwl43xf

Posted by: caustic at June 22, 2013 03:37 PM (/b8+5)

257 I know I'm evil but this doesn't make me too sad.

I wish we would just step aside and let them "protest" to their hearts' content.

Posted by: no good deed at June 22, 2013 07:36 PM (mjR67)



I must admit that my immediate reaction to the headline of breaking up a hunger strike was why, is each side throwing dinner rolls at the other or something?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at June 22, 2013 03:37 PM (+xeuo)

258

Dude. If we're having a Moron Wedding, I will totally get internet ordained and officiate.

 


*assume Mawwiage clip inserted here*

 

It would be  the  highest   honor to have you officiate at the nuptials, My Queen, although I'm not sure   what form Prima Nocte   would take.

 

Or should that be  Our Queen.  We could maybe both sleep inside that night?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at June 22, 2013 03:38 PM (0HooB)

259 23 Obama is suing Dollar General for using criminal background checks to screen job applicants. Feds say not hiring criminals is racist because black people are more likely to be criminals. Literally, that's the basis for the lawsuit. And your point is what, exactly?

Posted by: Lame Stream Media at June 22, 2013 03:38 PM (yL0v8)

260 You WILL love and respect each other or ELSE you will receive a crate of emus in the mail. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 22, 2013 07:36 PM (jjvz+) Addendum: If I decree you deserve to get married, you WILL love and respect each other or ELSE you will receive a crate of emus in the mail.

Posted by: Vendette at June 22, 2013 03:38 PM (iXuYG)

261 You should also do the marriage counseling. Patient: Honestly, I didn't know what I'm going to do. She's driving me crazy. Dr. alexthechick PhD: You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 22, 2013 03:39 PM (BRNMP)

262

>>If I decree you deserve to get married, you WILL love and respect each other or ELSE you will receive a crate of emus in the mail.

 

It might be a mass wedding then, with Morons instead of Moonies.

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 22, 2013 03:39 PM (SUKHu)

263 Or should that be Our Queen. We could maybe both sleep inside that night?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at June 22, 2013 07:38 PM (0HooB)



*waves paw imperially*   Main naturellement!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at June 22, 2013 03:40 PM (+xeuo)

264 Better-Than-Bacon Not possible. Biden Claims 'At Least' Five Senators Want To Change Vote, Support Gun Control From a clown? Whatever. Fuck this shithole and all the hEE-Spahn-icks that seem to think they will get their entire lives paid for by a decreasing, productive class. Fuck. . . . You.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at June 22, 2013 03:40 PM (Cudyy)

265 dangit, that was the wrong link. I posted that one earlier asking why we GAS if they starve themselves to death. What I meant to link was this. Although my evilness extends only so far as Ramadan. I don't want them bringing that shit over here. http://t.co/6eVHrkl2lH

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 22, 2013 03:41 PM (jjvz+)

266 Single malt, neat. No, that does not mean with Ice. Preferably old enough ot be in middle school. If my bank account can stand it, graduating high school. If I'm lucky, it will be old enough to have lower insurance rates.

Posted by: Bill at June 22, 2013 03:41 PM (cQ6oO)

267 *waves paw imperially* Main naturellement! It's true! I can hear it in her actual voice!!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 22, 2013 03:41 PM (BRNMP)

268 You know, AtC, perhaps you should get into the matchmaking business.

Posted by: Vendette at June 22, 2013 03:43 PM (iXuYG)

269 It's true! I can hear it in her actual voice!!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 22, 2013 07:41 PM (BRNMP)



Ahhh, but can you picture the paw waving?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at June 22, 2013 03:43 PM (+xeuo)

270 I have taken to Bulleit bourbon with Ginger Ale. Blenheims red cap when I can get it (the bourbon really mellows the ginger ale) and also Bruce Cost natural unfiltered.

Posted by: blaster at June 22, 2013 03:43 PM (c28BI)

271 Yeah, the second link is a bit more worrisome, NDH.  I'm just thinking of all those flights that run from Riyadh to Houston. 

Posted by: no good deed at June 22, 2013 03:43 PM (mjR67)

272 Yeah, the second link is a bit more worrisome, NDH. I'm just thinking of all those flights that run from Riyadh to Houston. *** Lots?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 22, 2013 03:44 PM (jjvz+)

273 Cragganmore or Glenmorangie...single malts...awesomeness.

Posted by: CanaDave at June 22, 2013 03:45 PM (Qad/i)

274 It might be a mass wedding then
-------------------------

Sounds like mass murder.

My grandfather was a preacher, and stone deaf as he got old (90's). I was headed to a wedding once and he was at the house.

I said, "GRAND DAD, I'M IN TOWN TO SEE A FRIEND GET MARRIED."

He said, "Buried?"

I said, "NO. MARRIED."

He mumbled, "Married. Buried. It's all the same thing."

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 22, 2013 03:45 PM (4Mv1T)

275 Someone forgot to tell Gandolfini about the health benefits of whiskey. Tony Soprano's last meal... http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/james-gandolfini-last-meal-heart-1975261

Posted by: phxjay at June 22, 2013 03:45 PM (jTN3Q)

276 And I'm still waiting for that beer.

Posted by: harleycowboy at June 22, 2013 07:35 PM (+9AX9)

 

Here's a Newcastle since I'm getting one from the fridge myself.

Posted by: rich@gmu at June 22, 2013 03:45 PM (Sza+x)

277 And all of your relatives and fucking pathetic spawn. Enjoy an otherwise useless desert. We made it livable, you go ahead and fuck it up. Enjoy. It's not my problem and it won't be my fault when it's the same thing you, jam yourself into an engine compartment, to get away from. Have a blast.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at June 22, 2013 03:46 PM (Cudyy)

278 Nice end to the Nationwide race. Kyle Larson rookie wunderkind drove impressively/recklessly until he spun out, after spinning out several others. Now he's racing through the field again. And some redemption for AJ Almendinger who got busted out of Sprint Cup last year for adderall but went to rehab and is back in Nationwide. The rehab bit was silly, he wasn't an addict, just got caught cheating. Big no no though. late race caution. I like the big stock cars on road course. Lots of banging for position, especially in these last few laps.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 22, 2013 03:46 PM (ZPrif)

279 Here's a Newcastle since I'm getting one from the fridge myself. Posted by: rich@gmu at June 22, 2013 07:45 PM (Sza+x) You've recovered, then?

Posted by: Vendette at June 22, 2013 03:46 PM (iXuYG)

280 Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at June 22, 2013 07:40 PM (Cudyy) Es mucho malarkey.

Posted by: RWC at June 22, 2013 03:46 PM (hkp3P)

281 Ahhh, but can you picture the paw waving? Absolutely, because you did it several times last night. You also missed your calling as a professional master of ceremonies. You could have handled all the Miss America pageants. ...... ????? ....... Get me the Ford Agency on line one!!!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 22, 2013 03:46 PM (BRNMP)

282 Dr Varno must be in or near SC. Many have never heard of Blenheim. Figured the NSA already knew so...WTH.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at June 22, 2013 03:46 PM (sxwrq)

283 Had to skip the race comment. We recorded it and just started watching.  Last year's race was a good one.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at June 22, 2013 03:47 PM (0HooB)

284 He mumbled, "Married. Buried. It's all the same thing." Seriously. What's the fuckin' difference?

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at June 22, 2013 03:47 PM (Cudyy)

285 no good deed

You live in the Houston Area? If so Howdy Neighbor!

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at June 22, 2013 03:47 PM (MnSla)

286 Lots?

Lots of oil bidness deals are conducted between the two, so a fair amount. 

Posted by: no good deed at June 22, 2013 03:47 PM (mjR67)

287 Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at June 22, 2013 07:46 PM (Cudyy) *** WTF?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 22, 2013 03:48 PM (jjvz+)

288

"Better-Than-Bacon...Not possible."

 

Ummm..morning sex followed by bacon and eggs, with Guatemalan coffe supplemented with a little Tia Maria and cream.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 22, 2013 03:48 PM (gaOtJ)

289 Bannion, imagine MWR and AtC tag-teaming a real Senate filibuster. An actual talk-a-thon.

Posted by: Vendette at June 22, 2013 03:48 PM (iXuYG)

290 Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 22, 2013 06:02 PM (4Mv1T)

don't forget the bag you brought it in.  Road House regs

Posted by: NCwoof at June 22, 2013 03:48 PM (aUQgu)

291 You live in the Houston Area? If so Howdy Neighbor!

Not currently.  I'm from the Golden Triangle originally, but I'm a rolling stone now.  I just go where Uncle Sam stations my hubby. 

Posted by: no good deed at June 22, 2013 03:49 PM (mjR67)

292 Bannion, imagine MWR and AtC tag-teaming a real Senate filibuster. An actual talk-a-thon. I discovered this personally this morning as I called MWR for 90 minutes to set up her airport ride. No answer. Because, AtC. ;-).

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 22, 2013 03:50 PM (BRNMP)

293 Tobacco Road, that is hilarious!

Posted by: no good deed at June 22, 2013 03:51 PM (mjR67)

294 Road America craziness about to commence. Pretty much a guaranteed wreck or two in the last laps.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 22, 2013 03:51 PM (ZPrif)

295

So, is everyone accounted  for from the NoVaMeMo last night?  Only a few brain cells or chromosomes missing?

 

Sounds like  a success.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at June 22, 2013 03:52 PM (0HooB)

296 why would anyone sully whisky with bacon? I know bacon and bacon is know whisky.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2013 03:52 PM (Z9EHQ)

297
292  no good deed

Durn... I was raised in the hood on the NE side. I live within an hours drive of anywhere in Houston now. Hour and a half if I slow down.

The Howdy still stands though

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at June 22, 2013 03:52 PM (MnSla)

298
You could have handled all the Miss America



Yes.   Yes, I could.


Hmm, what does it say about me that I am channel surfing, saw maybe half a second of some random guy in camo sitting in the jungle and went oh hey Predator and flipped back and, yup, Predator.   Note the guy was not Arnold.


I'm going with awesome.   It says I'm awesome.   

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at June 22, 2013 03:52 PM (+xeuo)

299 one of my few regrets is that I spent a lot of time in college ruining my ability to love bourbon.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2013 03:53 PM (Z9EHQ)

300

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at June 22, 2013 07:00 PM (0HooB)

I'd like to have a MOMoMe personally, but only because it benefits me .

 

Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at June 22, 2013 03:54 PM (GaqMa)

301 In New England they used to let cider go hard, then let it set out in a wood barrel in freezing temperature and scoop the slush of as it formed. The ice, of course, was water, and if you reduced the volume 50% you'd just jacked the alcohol content double. A way to make whisky-proof liquor without distillation. It's generically known as "Jersey lightning."

Anyway, our family had a hay and dairying operation of sorts on top of a mountain named after them, not very far from Hartford if you knew the right road. As a teenager, my grandfather would leave the farm every other day with milk on one end of the wagon and liquor on the other. His brother took the off-days, because running the whole route kept you away from home for a night; as I understand it, the brothers had a little agreement on who they stayed with so they wouldn't overlap too much. There were still maids back then. Lot of 'em.

And one of my grandfather's hooch customers was Mark Twain. That's it.   

Posted by: comatus at June 22, 2013 03:54 PM (JNUY4)

302 I discovered this personally this morning as I called MWR for 90 minutes to set up her airport ride. No answer.

Because, AtC. ;-).

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 22, 2013 07:50 PM (BRNMP)



*hangs head in shame*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at June 22, 2013 03:54 PM (+xeuo)

303 Road America craziness about to commence. Pretty much a guaranteed wreck or two in the last laps. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 22, 2013 07:51 PM (ZPrif) You, sir, are a prophet.

Posted by: Vendette at June 22, 2013 03:54 PM (iXuYG)

304 Posted by: Golfman in NC at June 22, 2013 07:46 PM (sxwrq)
-------------
Blenheim.  Just outside Dillon?  Ginger ale can curl hair. mmmm

Posted by: NCwoof at June 22, 2013 03:54 PM (aUQgu)

305 I'm going with awesome. It says I'm awesome. Clearly my Queen. Were, are, and ever shall be, world without end.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 22, 2013 03:54 PM (BRNMP)

306 I'd like to have a MOMoMe personally, but only because it benefits me . Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at June 22 is that like some milf variation?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2013 03:55 PM (Z9EHQ)

307 *hangs head in shame* Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at June 22, 2013 07:54 PM (+xeuo) I don't believe it.

Posted by: Vendette at June 22, 2013 03:56 PM (iXuYG)

308 Hmm, what does it say about me that I am channel surfing, saw maybe half a second of some random guy in camo sitting in the jungle and went oh hey Predator and flipped back and, yup, Predator.

That reminds me, have y'all seen the commercials for "Naked and Afraid" on The Discovery Channel? 

Posted by: no good deed at June 22, 2013 03:56 PM (mjR67)

309 I don't believe it.

Posted by: Vendette at June 22, 2013 07:56 PM (iXuYG)


I am too capable of shame!   Stop.   Laughing.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at June 22, 2013 03:57 PM (+xeuo)

310 MidwestMoMe, maybe? (is that a MwMoMe?)

Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at June 22, 2013 03:58 PM (GaqMa)

311 As someone pointed out earlier, Red on TNT at 8:00.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 22, 2013 03:58 PM (jjvz+)

312

rich@gmu at June 22, 2013 07:45 PM

 

Thanks. I was starting to get real thirsty.

Posted by: harleycowboy at June 22, 2013 03:58 PM (+9AX9)

313 I am too capable of shame! Stop. Laughing. Perhaps the shame of having let Kate Upton escape too soon. But, uhhhh, beyond that? Not buyin' it.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 22, 2013 03:59 PM (BRNMP)

314

I am too capable of shame! Stop. Laughing

I've got to leave on that one.

Carry on.

Posted by: harleycowboy at June 22, 2013 04:00 PM (+9AX9)

315 Slo Joe really needs to have a town hall to teach proper double barrel defensive technique- Crime in an Oregon county has reportedly gotten so bad that residents are vowing to protect themselves on so-called “Glock blocks” instead of awaiting authorities to respond. KOIN.com reports that Coy Tolonen, who lives in unincorporated Clackamas County, and a group of Jennings Lodge residents are responding to escalating crime in their neighborhood by posting fliers that read: “This is a Glock block. We don’t call 911.”

Posted by: RWC at June 22, 2013 04:00 PM (hkp3P)

316 I like nascar on road courses. The cars are too big for the course and pretty much guarantees a lot of bumping and banging. It's what nascar is best at -- one guy spinning the other guy out to steal a win. And the good thing about the road courses is, usually, the speeds aren't high enough that they are going to kill each other. The wrecks piss drivers off without killing them. I like that. That said, a Danish driver died earlier today at the 24 hr of Le Mans. Unclear what happened. Seemed to just drive into the wall. Something mechanical I assume.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 22, 2013 04:01 PM (ZPrif)

317 AtC! Wimbledon coverage starts at 7 a.m. Monday on ESPN.

Posted by: Vendette at June 22, 2013 04:01 PM (iXuYG)

318 MidwestMoMe, maybe? (is that a MwMoMe?)

I'll drive to STL.  Shit, I'll take a Friday off; I've only been there once so there's plenty I could do the rest of the weekend.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, grumpier than usual at June 22, 2013 04:01 PM (hO8IJ)

319 As someone pointed out earlier, Red on TNT at 8:00.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 22, 2013 07:58 PM (jjvz+)


The only way Mary Louise Parker could be more adorable in that is if actual puppies, kittens and rainbows followed her around.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at June 22, 2013 04:01 PM (+xeuo)

320 319 Ms Radish,

Decent blues and good steakhouses...

were I still here I'd be game but I am in between here and there often feeling as though I'm nowhere

Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at June 22, 2013 04:02 PM (LRFds)

321

I'd like to have a MOMoMe personally, but only because it benefits me .

 

Well,   we're the vacation capital of the world down here. And judging from the traffic in one of the tourista corridors last  night, I believe   they're all here right now. I was late to my gig last night,  but only by a couple of minutes.

 

I left Casa Backwardio 1.5 hours earlier    and  it's  normally a 35 minute drive.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at June 22, 2013 04:02 PM (0HooB)

322 At some point I'd like to have a NoFloMoMee

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 22, 2013 04:03 PM (jjvz+)

323 316 RWC,

Heh just wait 'til the Oregonians get to deal with the surge of MS-13!

You voted for it boys and gals...

"enjoy"

Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at June 22, 2013 04:03 PM (LRFds)

324

GO HAWKS!

 

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2013 04:03 PM (KY+9m)

325 AtC! Wimbledon coverage starts at 7 a.m. Monday on ESPN.

Posted by: Vendette at June 22, 2013 08:01 PM (iXuYG)


I know!   Am excite.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at June 22, 2013 04:03 PM (+xeuo)

326 Fox News Special - African American Conservative on Sean Hannity: http://commoncts.blogspot.com/2013/06/video-fox-news-special-african-american.html

Posted by: Steve at June 22, 2013 04:04 PM (GSwIn)

327 Go B's!

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 22, 2013 04:04 PM (ZshNr)

328 Is it true that AtC is only 4 foot tall or is that just an ugly rumor?

Posted by: Ronster at June 22, 2013 04:05 PM (9+3no)

329 Fox News Special - African American Conservative on Sean Hannity: *** I watched part of it yesterday. Basically, if you want the black vote, you have to hit them in the churches.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 22, 2013 04:05 PM (jjvz+)

330 The only way Mary Louise Parker could be more adorable in that is if actual puppies, kittens and rainbows followed her around. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. *** I've seen her before and there were puppies playing in her t-shirt.

Posted by: Beto at June 22, 2013 04:05 PM (MhA4j)

331 I love how anyone interviewed during a NASCAR race throws in the names of the sponsors, sometimes naturally, sometimes not so much.

Posted by: Vendette at June 22, 2013 04:05 PM (iXuYG)

332 327 Steve,

Sean "Droner" Hannity directly behind Rush and 1/2 day behind the horde...

"gutsy call....Jorge you are a Bueno Americano Mexicano mi amigo!"

//Cousin Oliver of Right Talk

Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at June 22, 2013 04:06 PM (LRFds)

333 hannity, what a moron, I am sure paula dean is his guest host for his african american conservatives special.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2013 04:06 PM (Z9EHQ)

334 Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at June 22, 2013 08:03 PM (LRFds Cannon fodder before they get here. Popcorn?

Posted by: RWC at June 22, 2013 04:07 PM (hkp3P)

335 330 Nidermeyer's Dead Horse,

and the Baptists need to come up with an antidote to social justice ministry....


Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at June 22, 2013 04:07 PM (LRFds)

336 Remember Mary Stuart Masterson?I love her.

Posted by: steevy at June 22, 2013 04:07 PM (9XBK2)

337 Holy crap, I just assembled the mother of all BLTs.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2013 04:07 PM (KY+9m)

338 Road America craziness about to commence. Pretty much a guaranteed wreck or two in the last laps. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 22, 2013 07:51 PM (ZPrif) You, sir, are even more of a prophet.

Posted by: Vendette at June 22, 2013 04:08 PM (iXuYG)

339 and the Baptists need to come up with an antidote to social justice ministry.... *** Just the Baptists?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 22, 2013 04:08 PM (jjvz+)

340 335 RWC,

Heh I went and talked to an apathetic Obama votwer who "just wanted to be cool and besides what does it matter"...

guy is medicated and a glock fan...

I explained "plan b" to him in the event amnesty passes...

he was less than amused when I said I was voting straight tiocket D to speed things up...

"but what about guns?


What about them indeed my friend what about them indeed...

Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at June 22, 2013 04:09 PM (LRFds)

341 I have a really cheap remote, does not work if you hold it upside down. something about the signal being unintelligible.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2013 04:09 PM (Z9EHQ)

342 Hantitty never touches the whiskey. The wife draws the line at that. PW-mofo

Posted by: That Guy at June 22, 2013 04:09 PM (EMye6)

343 Watching Red. Damn! That's a lot of firepower for one man.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 22, 2013 04:09 PM (jjvz+)

344 337 Never got naked on film though.Damnit.

Posted by: steevy at June 22, 2013 04:09 PM (9XBK2)

345 340 NDH,

well no the whole faith...just most minority churches I see are Baptist....

frankly I think the time is ripe for Christianity as a whole to have a "work your ass off for God and flock" reformation...

that's just me though and the new Pope seems a bit over the top Marxian to me

Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at June 22, 2013 04:10 PM (LRFds)

346 Is it true that AtC is only 4 foot tall or is that just an ugly rumor? Posted by: Ronster at June 22, 2013 08:05 PM (9+3no) She has admitted she is 5 feet tall. She also has excellent taste in footwear. And she has a magnetic personality.

Posted by: Vendette at June 22, 2013 04:11 PM (iXuYG)

347 >> I tried Makers Mark a few months ago. Didn't like it.Woodford Reserve is the best.

Posted by: Vic at June 22, 2013 06:55 PM (lZvxr)


You oughta should try Makers 46

Posted by: Albie Damned at June 22, 2013 04:11 PM (Yhu4q)

348 She has admitted she is 5 feet tall. She also has excellent taste in footwear. And she has a magnetic personality.

Posted by: Vendette at June 22, 2013 08:11 PM (iXuYG)

 

Too bad you all live so far away.  My loss.

Posted by: Ronster at June 22, 2013 04:13 PM (9+3no)

349 The downside is so many wrecks often lead to guys running out of gas during the repeated green-white-checkers attempts.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 22, 2013 04:13 PM (ZPrif)

350 At some point I'd like to have a NoFloMoMee.

I would like to attend.  Montgomery isn't that far of a drive. 

Posted by: no good deed at June 22, 2013 04:13 PM (mjR67)

351 Hockey's starting. Go Bruins!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 22, 2013 04:14 PM (1EJ2w)

352 I'm headed to vacation on the Outer Banks with my Lib father in law in a couple weeks. What's an expensive Scotch ( not crazy, a couple hundred bucks will do) I can say is my favorite just to make him shell out for a bottle? Yeah, it's dirty pool, but it's all I got.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 22, 2013 04:14 PM (ZshNr)

353

Vendette-

***You've recovered, then?***

 

Working on it.  Should be ok after I finish off this 6 pack. Today was apartment cleaning day.  Surprisingly I didn't get much anything done.

***269 You know, AtC, perhaps you should get into the matchmaking business***

 

No volunteers to be her first um ...victim...client.

 

 

Posted by: rich@gmu at June 22, 2013 04:14 PM (Sza+x)

354 Not a big bourbon fan -- to carmelly/thick.  Aged rye is great -- esp. 17 y.o. Black Maple Hill.  Scotch is generally my pref though - particularly the lighter, sweeter ones -- highlands and speysides.  Aberlour 16, Glenfiddich Solera 15, and Scapa 14 are delish.  Getting a little peatier (I don't do smoke, peat is ok), Oban 14 and JW gold are great too.  I have a bottle of Highland Park 34 y.o. a client gave me.  It's irreplaceable so I won't drink it.  The other thing is, I don't like any whiskey/whisky neat.  I don't want the bite, so I usually put a few rocks and a bit of water in.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 22, 2013 04:17 PM (8UlLK)

355 BTW, it strikes me as absurd that *single malt* has more ellegic acid than wine, implying that blends don't.  Ummmm....

Posted by: SFGoth at June 22, 2013 04:18 PM (8UlLK)

356 A bottle of 18 year old Bunnahabhain will run ya' about $150.  Is that good enough, Lincolntf?

Posted by: no good deed at June 22, 2013 04:19 PM (mjR67)

357 "but what about guns? What about them indeed my friend what about them indeed... Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at June 22, 2013 08:09 PM (LRFds) What are these 'guns' that you speak of?

Posted by: RWC at June 22, 2013 04:19 PM (hkp3P)

358

Any reports on the NoVa meetup yet?  Pictures?

 

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at June 22, 2013 04:19 PM (jucos)

359 Perfect. Googling it now.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 22, 2013 04:20 PM (ZshNr)

360 Anybody not seen the McAfee removal video? Nice way to cement your rep as nucking futz, but funny Good filler for the ONT.

Posted by: RWC at June 22, 2013 04:20 PM (hkp3P)

361 I pondered the question during dinner. Reached a conclusion.
Whiskey good.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 22, 2013 04:21 PM (aDwsi)

362 Any reports on the NoVa meetup yet? Pictures? Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at June 22, 2013 08:19 PM (jucos) We met, we drank, we socialized, we left. Only pics are of AtC's feet on her stepstool.

Posted by: Vendette at June 22, 2013 04:21 PM (iXuYG)

363
Not sure whatever happened to the hockey threads, but that National Anthem was awesome.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 22, 2013 04:22 PM (7yJVd)

364

>>I'm thinking that when I get down to where I need to be I'll watch the carbs in order to keep it off.

 

If I eat veggies, I lose weight. It's when I get lazy about that part that I don't.

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 22, 2013 04:23 PM (SUKHu)

365 Finally I can do a real public service for fellow morons: Whatever you drink, take milk thistle, an herbal supplement. Most supplements are a waste of money, if not harmful, but milk thistle for liver protection is the real thing. Do the research...and cheers! MWR, glad you're home safely (won't ask, AtC). It was great meeting you all.

Posted by: LadyS at June 22, 2013 04:23 PM (lrVuV)

366 Milk thistle? Is it milk or thistle?

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 22, 2013 04:25 PM (ZshNr)

367 I get the feeling that this guy... http://bit.ly/hev8PE was behind this product... http://cbsloc.al/17tjG5L

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 22, 2013 04:25 PM (jjvz+)

368 Dinger wins. Larson gets 7th.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 22, 2013 04:26 PM (ZPrif)

369 358 RWC,

something that will be rendered a cultural artifact hidden from prying eyes heh...

if union donks and the dqaily show voter want to empower Joey Plugz and Nanny Botox's wetdreams and dilute their vote who am I to quibble?

Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at June 22, 2013 04:26 PM (LRFds)

370 Yay ! Power back on !

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at June 22, 2013 04:26 PM (0iJzo)

371

We met, we drank, we socialized, we left. Only pics are of AtC's feet on her stepstool.

 

Teh StompyBoots of Doom.  Much fearing.

 

Ok, I'm out of Guinness, which necessitates a trip to the liquor store while I'm still coherent. I may even pick up more dark chocolate,  which necessitates moderation,  lest I wake up looking like a teenager in the morning.

 

Pausing RED. Will return. Over and out.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at June 22, 2013 04:26 PM (0HooB)

372 I am sorry to have missed said meeting.  Meat space has been taking me away from you morons more often lately. 

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at June 22, 2013 04:27 PM (jucos)

373 367,it's silymarin (milk thistle extract) and I know I sound like a health crank here, but look it up. Legit treatment for liver damage.

Posted by: LadyS at June 22, 2013 04:27 PM (lrVuV)

374 Liver damage? Now you're singing my song, Lady.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 22, 2013 04:29 PM (ZshNr)

375 LadyS was at last night's meetup, and I have to say that if you want the definition of genteel Southern lady, she's it.

Posted by: Vendette at June 22, 2013 04:30 PM (iXuYG)

376 Vendetta, bless your heart!

Posted by: LadyS at June 22, 2013 04:32 PM (lrVuV)

377 as far as single malts vs blends, I have come to appreciate both. I am a big fan of single malts and if I was forced I would prefer single malts over blends but some blends are good and it is interesting

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2013 04:32 PM (Z9EHQ)

378

Where do you live Vendette?

 

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at June 22, 2013 04:32 PM (jucos)

379 Someone pls give an ETA on the next thread.

Posted by: ALH at June 22, 2013 04:33 PM (CLVHL)

380

Where do you live LadyS?

 

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at June 22, 2013 04:33 PM (jucos)

381 Damn thingie! I know you're not "Vendetta"- also thingie made Alex into "Allex" this morning.

Posted by: LadyS at June 22, 2013 04:34 PM (lrVuV)

382 Wait, was there just an MDX commercial that used mankind instead of humankind?

Wow.  I didn't think any ad agency had the balls to do that these days.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at June 22, 2013 04:35 PM (+xeuo)

383 Talisker. Pretty good Scotch whiskey.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at June 22, 2013 04:35 PM (PH+2B)

384 >>Posted by: Lincolntf at June 22, 2013 08:14 PM (ZshNr) Johnny Blue, expensive and easy to find. No excuses......

Posted by: ontherocks at June 22, 2013 04:36 PM (wei13)

385 Used to be a Canadian Club drinker , now pretty much a Old Granddad guy. Not into putting soda into good booze. On the rocks or maybe cut with some water. 2 or 3 bottles a year not a big imbiber

Posted by: NativeNH at June 22, 2013 04:36 PM (rtcSk)

386 Where do you live Vendette? Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at June 22, 2013 08:32 PM (jucos) Northern Virginia.

Posted by: Vendette at June 22, 2013 04:38 PM (iXuYG)

387 Teh StompyBoots of Doom. Much fearing. They were Teh Stompy Sandals of Doom. Same net effect though.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 22, 2013 04:39 PM (BRNMP)

388 Someone above said Macallan is the best scotch. I agree with that though Glenlivet and Balvenie Double Wood give it some stiff competition. Lately, my favorite bourbon is Buffalo Trace. Smo-o-o-o-o-o-oth, and great for mixing cocktail, which I love. Here's a recipe for a Manhattan variation that is unbelievably good: 2 oz Buffalo Trace Bourbon (or your favorite) 1 oz Amaro Meletti 1 oz Luxardo Maraschino Shake with ice, strain into glass. Drop in a maraschino cherry or three.(hopefully, the real kind) So good your pants will just ease themselves off so you can better relax.

Posted by: Somewhat Sorry To Offend You at June 22, 2013 04:39 PM (ZR4Xh)

389 greetins cretins - pausing while the pizzas are prepped to check on the horde. I got some flack from my frat bros for my choice of bev in college. When I wasn't drinking beer I had my little bottle of Ron Rico gold... and DP. What did them Nawthernurs know? Back to my mom's 93rd bday party. Nothing for me, thanks; I'm designated dry-ver, but that's okay.

Posted by: mindful webworker, your servant at June 22, 2013 04:41 PM (TzJwO)

390 someone said macallan is the best scotch earlier? so what was the point of everything afterwards?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2013 04:41 PM (Z9EHQ)

391 For a fun summer drink, get some vanilla vodka, coke, and maraschino cherries.  Take a cup of Sonic ice and pour in the coke, a shot or two of the vodka, and a bit of the cherry juice.  It tastes just like a cherry vanilla coke...with a kick.  I like to branch out with my drinks during the summer. 

Posted by: no good deed at June 22, 2013 04:42 PM (mjR67)

392 They were Teh Stompy Sandals of Doom.

Same net effect though.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 22, 2013 08:39 PM (BRNMP)



Also shiny!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at June 22, 2013 04:42 PM (+xeuo)

393 Back to my mom's 93rd bday party. Nothing for me, thanks; I'm designated dry-ver, but that's okay *** Give a big Happy Birthday to your mom from the moron nation!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 22, 2013 04:42 PM (jjvz+)

394 391 yankeefifth,

they call it "mixing your drinks" something more elegant folk do to their booze Y5th....

we're morons

Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at June 22, 2013 04:43 PM (LRFds)

395 I like Red, but I'm switching over to Justice in a few.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 22, 2013 04:44 PM (jjvz+)

396 Also shiny! Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at June 22, 2013 08:42 PM (+xeuo) Indeed, they were.

Posted by: Vendette at June 22, 2013 04:44 PM (iXuYG)

397 Johnny Blue, I've actually been meaning to try that. Might go that way.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 22, 2013 04:45 PM (ZshNr)

398 Also shiny! Measured at 200,000 lumens actually.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 22, 2013 04:45 PM (BRNMP)

399 391 yankeefifth, they call it "mixing your drinks" something more elegant folk do to their booze Y5th.... we're morons Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at June 22 oh. I have to confess, I never mix drinks. I am solution oriented, I find something that works and stay with it - needed a drink, found a drink, problem solved.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2013 04:45 PM (Z9EHQ)

400 Johnny Blue, I've actually been meaning to try that. Might go that way. *** I bought a bottle for a fellow blogger a few years ago. That was a one time thing.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 22, 2013 04:46 PM (jjvz+)

401 Dad was born in Canada.  Sometime in the 1960's he bought a bottle of Canadian whiskey...Masterpiece, I think it was...to drink to his memory when he was gone.  He died in 1999 and we broke out the bottle.  You could've run that stuff through a flamethrower. 

Brandy.  Now there's a civilized drink. 

Posted by: creeper at June 22, 2013 04:47 PM (k1G6z)

402 Johnny Blue, I've actually been meaning to try that. Might go that way. Posted by: Lincolntf at June 22, 2013 08:45 PM (ZshNr) Incredibly smooth. Last time I had it, though, I was at a tailgate party prior to a Redskins preseason game and it was 100 degrees. At 11:30 in the morning.

Posted by: Vendette at June 22, 2013 04:47 PM (iXuYG)

403 Jameson yummy

Posted by: Tuna at June 22, 2013 04:47 PM (M/TDA)

404 Dude. Them's fightin' words. Especially when you consider that even scotch snobs admit that it's an [ahem] "acquired taste."

Posted by: joncelli at June 22, 2013 06:31 PM (vh67+)



So's dick, I imagine, but I've never acquired a taste for either one. Not a big whiskey/bourbon/whatever else you want to call it fan either. Like the song says, as a matter of fact I like beer.



And speaking of beer, I think we should all go out and have one on the 5th of October, around 7 PM, at Big Boss Brewing Company in Raleigh!



Evening roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 22, 2013 04:49 PM (yh0zB)

405 I have a client that has an enormous drinking problem. He starts Friday around noon and does not stop until around 10am on Sunday. he will drink anything and everything save for jameson. he will leave a bar, screaming and cursing, if someone buys him a shot of jameson. oh yeah, drugs too.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2013 04:49 PM (Z9EHQ)

406

366 Finally I can do a real public service for fellow morons:
Whatever you drink, take milk thistle, an herbal supplement.

 

Thanks, LadyS.

 

I just did a little reading on it...and the potential side effects look a bit scary.

 

For anyone else who wants to read about it...there's a linky in my nic.

It goes to an About.com article.

 

 

Posted by: wheatie at June 22, 2013 04:49 PM (mYbV7)

407 So's dick, I imagine, but I've never acquired a taste for either one. Not a big whiskey/bourbon/whatever else you want to call it fan either. Like the song says, as a matter of fact I like beer. And speaking of beer, I think we should all go out and have one on the 5th of October, around 7 PM, at Big Boss Brewing Company in Raleigh! Evening roonz and roonettez! Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 22 only because I am so fond of you as a moron I am not gonna ask.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2013 04:50 PM (Z9EHQ)

408 I don't know if it's better than bacon, but the banana split I'm enjoying would ahve to be a close second...or third if we're counting Kate Upton.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2013 04:51 PM (QOjdg)

409 his reaction to jameson is almost tourettes like, involuntary screaming and cursing and something of a stutter.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2013 04:52 PM (Z9EHQ)

410 imo...single malt. I really enjoy Talisker the 10 year!

Posted by: justaserf at June 22, 2013 04:54 PM (YTM4T)

411 There was an unfortunate whiskey rebellion in my body at 16 and I have hated the taste and smell ever since,

Posted by: McGregor at June 22, 2013 04:54 PM (qo244)

412 Yeah, well...I hate that jerk so much, I travel through his prick just to get out of him. Fuck that guy.

Posted by: Jameson at June 22, 2013 04:54 PM (ZR4Xh)

413 even after 50 hours of partying and in a jameson fueld rage he is more coherent and insightful than hannity.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2013 04:54 PM (Z9EHQ)

414 only because I am so fond of you as a moron I am not gonna ask.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2013 08:50 PM (Z9EHQ)



It's probably better that way.



Interesting client list you have there. Criminal defense attorney?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 22, 2013 04:55 PM (yh0zB)

415 AlextheChick, get ordained in the Church of the Sub-Genius
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_the_SubGenius

Though do not think these boots would go with anything.
http://www.shoebuy.com/ellie-camo-457/338648/721811

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 22, 2013 04:55 PM (gPyYF)

416 1-0 Chicago. That noise you hear is garrett cheering.

Posted by: Vendette at June 22, 2013 04:55 PM (iXuYG)

417 Also shiny! Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Coming soon. at June 22, 2013 08:42 PM (+xeuo) Better to look under BC and Bannion's kilts???

Posted by: RWC at June 22, 2013 04:56 PM (hkp3P)

418 Gentleman Jack. Tasty

Posted by: Tuna at June 22, 2013 04:56 PM (M/TDA)

419 Preferred drinks:
1. Dry gin martini
2. Scotch on the rocks
3. Dry red wine

That is about the only comment I have.  I will read along to see what everyone has to say.

Posted by: Miss Marple at June 22, 2013 04:56 PM (GoIUi)

420 >>And isn't it a federal law that says it can only be called bourbon of it comes from Kentucky?<<

Not to be a pedantic dickhead...but, no. Its how its made, not where.

Also too...I just realized that I dont think I have ever tried straight rye whiskey. I had that horrible crap called Rock and Rye once.

Can anyone recommend a decent rye?

Posted by: Albie Damned at June 22, 2013 04:56 PM (Yhu4q)

421 Wait..  there were kilts?  BCochran said he did not wear one.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 22, 2013 04:57 PM (gPyYF)

422 Wait.. there were kilts? BCochran said he did not wear one. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 22, 2013 08:57 PM (gPyYF) No kilts.

Posted by: Vendette at June 22, 2013 04:58 PM (iXuYG)

423 Can anyone recommend a decent rye? Posted by: Albie Damned at June 22, 2013 08:56 PM (Yhu4q) Thomas H. Handy Sazerac Straight Rye Whiskey is awesome stuff.

Posted by: Somewhat Sorry To Offend You at June 22, 2013 04:58 PM (ZR4Xh)

424 AlextheChick, get ordained in the Church of the Sub-Genius
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_the_SubGenius

Though do not think these boots would go with anything.
http://www.shoebuy.com/ellie-camo-457/338648/721811

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 22, 2013 08:55 PM (gPyYF)



I'm ordained in the Universal Life Church.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Universal_Life_Church

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 22, 2013 04:58 PM (yh0zB)

425 Old Turkey Rye. My fav

Posted by: Tuna at June 22, 2013 04:59 PM (M/TDA)

426 If you really have a drinking problem do you turn down Jamesons? Has to be a bit better than hand sanitizer with a bottle of listerine chaser.

Posted by: RWC at June 22, 2013 04:59 PM (hkp3P)

427 I checked out the Bunnahabhain 18. That's one that gets nearly universal praise in the Reviews. Thanks.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 22, 2013 05:00 PM (ZshNr)

428 Hi all. Can Eye'talians comment here?

Posted by: Guido- 'Who can see new lib voters streaming across the border from his porch' at June 22, 2013 05:01 PM (8I9hB)

429 I'm not picky. I just love the aroma of whiskey/bourbon .

Posted by: Tuna at June 22, 2013 05:01 PM (M/TDA)

430 The Democratic Party publicity release said,"...after a little more than four years, Americans have rated President Obama the 5th best president ever." The details according to White House Publicists read like this. . . * Reagan, Lincoln, and 8 others tied for first. * 15 presidents tied for second. * 17 other presidents tied for third. * Jimmy Carter came in 4th. * Obama came in fifth.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at June 22, 2013 05:02 PM (e8kgV)

431

So if I ever get the confidence to throw together a MidwestMoMe, looks like I could at least get Radish to show up.

 

Back to the booze. Anyone tried that Old Smokey moonshine? I've been curious about it. I homebrew, but even with all my fancy lab training I haven't thought about trying to homemade white lightning.

Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at June 22, 2013 05:02 PM (GaqMa)

432 >>Thomas H. Handy Sazerac Straight Rye Whiskey is awesome stuff.

Posted by: Somewhat Sorry To Offend You at June 22, 2013 08:58 PM (ZR4Xh)


Much obliged. Pricey?

Posted by: Albie Damned at June 22, 2013 05:03 PM (Yhu4q)

433 GGE, you and AlextheChick flip a coin then? 

That is the only time I ever want to see Gaylord's name anywhere near a fifth.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 22, 2013 05:03 PM (gPyYF)

434 "but what about guns?
-----

I never touch the stuff.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 22, 2013 05:05 PM (aDwsi)

435 Tequila, Vodka and Jack Old #7 in that order. As some collect wines, I would collect Tequilas. There's so many different tastes and I sip the good ones neat. And the bottles are cool.

Posted by: Guido- 'Who can see new lib voters streaming across the border from his porch' at June 22, 2013 05:05 PM (8I9hB)

436 Well two pounds of ice crushed.  Alas it's for snow cones. Well the girls will be happy for a couple of days.

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at June 22, 2013 05:05 PM (MnSla)

437 Wait.. there were kilts? BCochran said he did not wear one.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 22, 2013 08:57 PM (gPyYF)



I thought about it, just so we could say there was one of us that was pantsless, but no one wants to see that. Seriously, no one wants to see that.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 22, 2013 05:05 PM (yh0zB)

438 100% Rye Whiskey. Alberta Springs Canadian to be specific. Coming from the land of beaver makes it only more awsomer.

Posted by: TexBob at June 22, 2013 05:05 PM (6S4Ai)

439

432...Anyone tried that Old Smokey moonshine?

 

I've tried moonshine, tsrblke.

Is 'Old Smokey' a particular kind?

Posted by: wheatie at June 22, 2013 05:05 PM (mYbV7)

440 I'm pretty sure Obama thinks he himself is awesomer than fifth.

Posted by: Tuna at June 22, 2013 05:06 PM (M/TDA)

441 Geez no kilts?  Darn it.  About half of Project A-kon Security were running around in utility kilts.  Then there were a few con-goers in kilts.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 22, 2013 05:06 PM (gPyYF)

442 I was given a bottle of Jack Daniels single barrel for Christmas. Even though I prefer Jim to Jack, I figured it would be the good stuff. Um no. That shit is foul. Holding on to it to impress a Jack drinker with "oooh single barrel", but it's almost undrinkable.

Posted by: weirdflunk at June 22, 2013 05:06 PM (tlhtD)

443 President ObamaÂ’s Friday meeting with a newly reformed privacy watchdog panel will take place behind the closed doors of the White House Situation Room, according to administration officials. ItÂ’s the presidentÂ’s first sit-down with the recently constituted and little-known Privacy and Civil Liberties Oversight Board, created nearly a decade ago but dormant for the entirety of the Obama presidency.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at June 22, 2013 05:07 PM (e8kgV)

444 nascar race had a funny slap fight post-race. Max Papis , who's Italian, slapped the guy who spun him out. But the guy was still wearing his helmet. Appeared to be challenging him to a duel. Bit of a Ricky Bobby situation with the Pap-Slap. The interview afterwards was pretty funny.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 22, 2013 05:07 PM (ZPrif)

445 Firefly 100% Corn Whisky is pretty sweet for moonshine. 100.7 proof too. Smokey Mountain is watered down to 80 proof.

Posted by: TexBob at June 22, 2013 05:07 PM (6S4Ai)

446 So's dick, I imagine, but I've never acquired a taste for either one.

I'm drunk, but not so drunk I can't delete my rejoinder instead of clicking "Post."

Tonight I'm drinking Alaskan Amber and it's going down way too easy.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, grumpier than usual at June 22, 2013 05:08 PM (hO8IJ)

447 GGE, you and AlextheChick flip a coin then?

That is the only time I ever want to see Gaylord's name anywhere near a fifth.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 22, 2013 09:03 PM (gPyYF)



I defer to the Empress of Alextopia.



What were we flipping a coin over?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 22, 2013 05:08 PM (yh0zB)

448

Posted by: wheatie at June 22, 2013 09:05 PM (mYbV7) 

It's legal moonshine that you can buy in stores. So far I've only seen the dressed up versions (an apple pie and one that is actually moonshine soaked cherries.)

Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at June 22, 2013 05:08 PM (GaqMa)

449 Yukon Jack.  "The Black Sheep of Canadian Whiskey".

"a taste born of hoary nights, when lonely men struggled to keep their fires lit and their Johnsons warm."



Posted by: Levin at June 22, 2013 05:09 PM (0b17P)

450 If there was a Moron Meet-up and Wedding.  I think.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 22, 2013 05:09 PM (gPyYF)

451 I'm drunk, but not so drunk I can't delete my rejoinder instead of clicking "Post."

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, grumpier than usual at June 22, 2013 09:08 PM (hO8IJ)



A fact that I deeply appreciate.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 22, 2013 05:10 PM (yh0zB)

452 "Give a big Happy Birthday to your mom from the moron nation." 'Twill be my pleasure. Thanks, NDH.

Posted by: mindful webworker, your servant at June 22, 2013 05:10 PM (TzJwO)

453 booze is the piss of evil and all that partake will partake in hell

Posted by: rote at June 22, 2013 05:10 PM (KeneT)

454 If there was a Moron Meet-up and Wedding. I think.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 22, 2013 09:09 PM (gPyYF)



That sounds like a great time...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 22, 2013 05:11 PM (yh0zB)

Posted by: Levin at June 22, 2013 05:11 PM (0b17P)

456 There was an unfortunate whiskey rebellion in my body at 16 and I have hated the taste and smell ever since, Posted by: McGregor at June 22 you would be surprised what you can do if you really try.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2013 05:13 PM (Z9EHQ)

457 453 "Give a big Happy Birthday to your mom from the moron nation."

'Twill be my pleasure. Thanks, NDH.

Posted by: mindful webworker, your servant at June 22, 2013 09:10 PM (TzJwO) -------------------------------------------------------------------

 

And say it that way with enthusiasm. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM! FROM THE MORON NATION!" *all sing*

Posted by: Guido- 'Who can see new lib voters streaming across the border from his porch' at June 22, 2013 05:14 PM (8I9hB)

458 I'm ordained in the Universal Life Church. -GGE Brother! I mean, me too, by way of my brother.

Posted by: mindful webworker, your servant at June 22, 2013 05:14 PM (TzJwO)

459 Much obliged. Pricey? Posted by: Albie Damned at June 22, 2013 09:03 PM (Yhu4q) It can be. Limited amount, barrel proof. Tends to sell out fast once it's offered. Both Rittenhouse and Old Overholt are good budget ryes, esp. if mixing.

Posted by: Somewhat Sorry To Offend You at June 22, 2013 05:14 PM (ZR4Xh)

460 corn liquor tastes like boiling water

Posted by: NCwoof at June 22, 2013 05:14 PM (aUQgu)

461 454 booze is the piss of evil and all that partake will partake in hell Posted by: rote at June 22, 2013 09:10 PM (KeneT) I poop the evil out.

Posted by: RWC at June 22, 2013 05:14 PM (hkp3P)

462 i pulled 2 hairs and no pain so far

Posted by: rote at June 22, 2013 05:15 PM (KeneT)

463 I mean, me too, by way of my brother.

Posted by: mindful webworker, your servant at June 22, 2013 09:14 PM (TzJwO)



Nice...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 22, 2013 05:15 PM (yh0zB)

464 Interesting client list you have there. Criminal defense attorney? Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 22 pension fund manager for a union.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2013 05:16 PM (Z9EHQ)

465 disjointed non-sequiturs...sounds familiar...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 22, 2013 05:17 PM (yh0zB)

466 An old acquaintance of mine, a NC mountain boy, does "Whiskey For Breakfast':
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgB1S1t4bVw

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 22, 2013 05:17 PM (aDwsi)

467 The moon is coming up large and golden.

Posted by: toby928© at June 22, 2013 05:17 PM (QupBk)

468 God has given me the power to stand pain, without His inbread need to ply with yeast piss

Posted by: rote at June 22, 2013 05:18 PM (KeneT)

469 I bet the NSA loves this thread.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, grumpier than usual at June 22, 2013 05:18 PM (hO8IJ)

470 corn liquor tastes like boiling water
Posted by: NCwoof
-----------------------

I would say that it depends on the distiller.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 22, 2013 05:19 PM (aDwsi)

471 kafka the moon is large mostly meaningless

Posted by: rote at June 22, 2013 05:19 PM (KeneT)

472 God has given me the power to stand pain, without His inbread need to ply with yeast Yes, but he also gave you the tumor, ray.

Posted by: toby928© at June 22, 2013 05:20 PM (QupBk)

473 I'll have to think about this of a while ...

Newspaper in Russia Calls “Weak Obama” Ruler of Sodom & Gomorrah

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at June 22, 2013 05:20 PM (e8kgV)

474 corn liquor tastes like boiling water Posted by: NCwoof at June 22, 2013 09:14 PM **** When my Grandma died we found her home brew. It tasted like caramel...that was on fire

Posted by: Beto at June 22, 2013 05:20 PM (MhA4j)

475

I drank half a bottle of cheap single malt scotch last night. I must be getting old because I fell asleep in my chair after half a bottle of scotch over ice. I usually drink my whiskey neat but when you go that cheap it's a good idea to cut it with a couple ice cubes.

Might pull out some Rebel Yell bourbon tonight. Now there's something that you don't have to cut with ice cubes!

Posted by: DC Zombie at June 22, 2013 05:20 PM (ExCrW)

476 Newspaper in Russia Calls “Weak Obama” Ruler of Sodom Gomorrah Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at June 22 i think you translation is off - I read Russia Calls Obama Weak, says he vacations in Sodom and Gomorrah Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at June 22

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 22, 2013 05:21 PM (Z9EHQ)

477 WW2 Tweets from 1941 ‏@RealTimeWWII 5h Allies are victorious in Syria: Damascus, capital of Vichy French colony, falls to Australian, Indian, & Free French: pic.twitter.com/As3hdi9fRk

Posted by: toby928© at June 22, 2013 05:21 PM (QupBk)

478 WW2 Tweets from 1941 ‏@RealTimeWWII 4h Vichy French have fled Damascus, leaving a dead city- & graffiti: "Wait, dirty English bastards, 'til the Germans come- then you'll run."

Posted by: toby928© at June 22, 2013 05:22 PM (QupBk)

479 So I have a temp crown in place, once again I escaped the need for a root canal, this one is going to be porcelain rather than white gold like the last one. Since having the temp put in I've been pulling strange pieces of white plastic looking material out of my mouth, I have no idea where they are coming from but I imagine it has something to do with the temp crown.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 22, 2013 05:23 PM (yh0zB)

480 GGE how was 95 am I going to rage stroke out driving it tomorrow?

Posted by: alexthechick -Team SMOD at June 22, 2013 05:23 PM (+xeuo)

481 A secret meeting...of the Privacy Board?
At least there's no fighting in the War Room.

Posted by: comatus at June 22, 2013 05:23 PM (JNUY4)

482 474 Islamic Rage Boy,

the truth hurts...

the 20 somethings are hedonistic and wanting to normalize deviancy while being preachy themselves...

pretty much the nation is being held hostage by deviants, granola nuts, the uber wealthy and the bought

Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at June 22, 2013 05:23 PM (LRFds)

483

Super Duper Mega Awesome Really Seriously You Guys Full Moon rising over the trees in the backyard.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at June 22, 2013 05:24 PM (tlhtD)

484 Great post NDH. We started having Justified get-togethers last season. Been samplin a new variety before the episode starts. Knob Creek the yummiest so far.

Posted by: scampydog at June 22, 2013 05:24 PM (2SXc9)

485 pretty much the nation is being held hostage by deviants, granola nuts, the uber wealthy and the bought We are ruled by a dorm room philosopher and his bong buddies.

Posted by: toby928© at June 22, 2013 05:24 PM (QupBk)

486 WW2 Tweets from 1941 ‏@RealTimeWWII 11h 1 Moscow schoolboy bitterly resents war; he's just failed his exams: "Maybe if Hitler had invaded a bit earlier, they'd have been cancelled"

Posted by: toby928© at June 22, 2013 05:25 PM (QupBk)

487 Has the thread generated into a drunken brawl? Youse guys are slippin'

Posted by: fluffy at June 22, 2013 05:26 PM (z9HTb)

488 Might pull out some Rebel Yell bourbon tonight. Now there's something that you don't have to cut with ice cubes! Posted by: DC Zombie
------
Ha. A fellow Rebel Yell fan.

Rebel Yell: "Frst distilled 14 years before the great victory at Chickamauga during the Period of Unpleasantness they mistakenly call the Civil War. "

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 22, 2013 05:26 PM (aDwsi)

489

Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at June 22, 2013 09:23 PM (LRFds)

 

Don't hang this shit at my door. Blame the postmoderns following in Foucault's footsteps.

Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at June 22, 2013 05:26 PM (GaqMa)

490 486 toby928th,

I thought his "I am the godling who reads(when able)" speech in Berlin was touching the jackass is trying to make his stoner term paper on nukes reality with "words just words"...

Barack and Kumar go to White Castle

Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at June 22, 2013 05:26 PM (LRFds)

491 new zero content thread up

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 22, 2013 05:28 PM (jjvz+)

492 GGE how was 95 am I going to rage stroke out driving it tomorrow?

Posted by: alexthechick -Team SMOD at June 22, 2013 09:23 PM (+xeuo)



Probably. I got on US-1 till I was past Stafford County, it was a nice drive.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 22, 2013 05:28 PM (yh0zB)

493 Great post NDH. We started having Justified get-togethers last season. Been samplin a new variety before the episode starts. Knob Creek the yummiest so far. *** Thanks!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 22, 2013 05:28 PM (jjvz+)

494 kafkas words and the bibles are one and the same meaningless...

Posted by: rote at June 22, 2013 05:28 PM (KeneT)

495 Drudge headlining a NY Post story about a new Menendez scandal. No link yet. 2-0 Chicago.

Posted by: Vendette at June 22, 2013 05:28 PM (iXuYG)

496 490 tsrbike,

I was a 20 something once, if you felt I was blaming you bike I was not...

you know I feel in abandoning my bachelor's course of study and working in logistics means I am to blame as much if not more than most....

I vacated the battlefield of history and civics to a bunch of socialist assholes

Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at June 22, 2013 05:28 PM (LRFds)

497

Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at June 22, 2013 09:28 PM (LRFds

 

Eh no problem. I don't blame you, even if I finish this phd, I'll likely have to abandon the field of bioethics to socialist animal rights assholes.

Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at June 22, 2013 05:31 PM (GaqMa)

498 The bible I know in has a God that loves the rich and hates the poor and the people that believe in He, does not really like the rich and wants to help the poor irony

Posted by: rote at June 22, 2013 05:34 PM (KeneT)

499 499 rut,

rut reread the Bible fuckhead

Posted by: Esteban10077@sven10077 at June 22, 2013 05:35 PM (LRFds)

500 rut reread the Bible fuckhead Shh. He's rolling.

Posted by: toby928© at June 22, 2013 05:39 PM (QupBk)

501 Looks like raykon got a new IP again.

Posted by: buzzion at June 22, 2013 05:40 PM (LI48c)

502 I just prayed to God and He told me to run for the Presidency, 2016, and He will open doors, and He will reward me in my faith.

Posted by: rote at June 22, 2013 05:42 PM (KeneT)

503 You know nothing of my work.

Posted by: God at June 22, 2013 05:45 PM (QupBk)

504 Everyone say hello to the troll

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 22, 2013 05:47 PM (jjvz+)

505 I have faith, so what so whoever I believeth, is true as I say it's so Thats all we need in life... Nonsense

Posted by: rote at June 22, 2013 05:51 PM (KeneT)

506 In New England they used to let cider go hard, then let it set out in a wood barrel in freezing temperature and scoop the slush of as it formed. Posted by: comatus at June 22, 2013 07:54 PM A dear late friend who attended UConn in the 1950s told me the panty raids were simply diversions to allow the rest of the guys to glean the leftover apples to make hard cider. Alcohol wasn't allowed in the dorms but none of the RAs questioned the fact everyone had a half-gallon bottle of "homemade aftershave." Plus, I can make an educated guess as to the mountain in question. It's a fine spot for stargazing.

Posted by: CJ at June 22, 2013 05:54 PM (tdUFp)

507 That reads a little muzzie to me.

Posted by: Ratts Alley at June 22, 2013 05:55 PM (7yx0r)

508 Cider House Rules?

Posted by: rote at June 22, 2013 05:59 PM (KeneT)

509 What are the rules of the Cider House and why are they meaningless?

Posted by: rote at June 22, 2013 06:10 PM (KeneT)

510 I smell stupid

Posted by: rote at June 22, 2013 06:16 PM (KeneT)

511 You know what is nuts? There are people I've known for 25 years who if I told them blacks were more likely to have records than whites, would call me racist (and they have in the past for simple observation of who the perps were when I was assaulted in the past). They were going on last night about their obsessions (Palin, fracking, the Bible and the animal kingdom). I muttered under my breath... Thankfully, none of them have reproduced.

Posted by: Baldy at June 22, 2013 06:16 PM (tyDFN)

512 Bald fker, not sure what to tell u Maybe we should leave others the fk alone and let everyone fend for themselves.... I personally do not need the military and the police to take care of me, I can take care of myself

Posted by: rote at June 22, 2013 06:26 PM (KeneT)

513

Booker's Bourbon.

Averages 129 proof, aged 6-8 years, goes straight from the barrel to the bottle.

This is the finest bourbon I've ever tasted.

A word of caution: drink  a bottle of this fine bourbon and your 90-proof will taste like iced tea.

Oh, and for you Scotch snobs....Your fine Scotch "whisky" is aged in barrels which used to hold Bourbon.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Sam Adams at June 22, 2013 06:28 PM (YyyBN)

514 Federal law outlaws most distilleries Taxes and shit Ohhhh the states....

Posted by: rote at June 22, 2013 06:33 PM (KeneT)

515

Ahhhh...a fine single malt.  Presently I prefer Ardbeg Uigeadail.  It's an Islay single malt and is quite excellent with the hand rolled cigars from the old Cuban gentleman down the street.

 

Now...for a sipping Rum...Ron Zacapa Solera Gran Reserva - I believe it is a 25 yr old rum.  It is fantastic also with those same hand rolled cigars.

Posted by: Budahmon at June 23, 2013 05:02 AM (QVUuV)

516 513 Posted by: rote at June 22, 2013 10:26 PM (KeneT) ------ Good for you. I actually need the military.

Posted by: Baldy at June 23, 2013 06:06 AM (tyDFN)

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