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April 14, 2013

The Boning of April 15th
— Dave in Texas

via Slublog, and this did not improve my mood after finishing my taxes today.

UPDATED: Slubs is just piling on now.

Hateyness. White hot.

More.. he won't stop. Bastich.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 04:24 PM | Comments (162)
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1 Fuck. That. Shit. April 18 this year, right? Assholes.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 14, 2013 04:25 PM (GEICT)

2 That 401k you were planning to use to fund a retirement of travel and golf? Well, it's going to fund a retirement of travel and golf. Just not your retirement.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 14, 2013 04:26 PM (lr3d7)

3 If I cant afford a vacation, or a night in Motel 6, then PBHO has a lot of gall to take a vacation every other month. He is doing no good work as it is, just destroying the country.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 14, 2013 04:26 PM (u82oZ)

4 Filed Friday. Painful. Wish I was paying 18%, but then again I wish people paid me millions in advances for books I haven't yet ~~written~~ talked about with a ghost writer, too.

Posted by: Blacksheep at April 14, 2013 04:29 PM (bS6uW)

Skin in the game means a whole other thing when Reggie Love is involved.

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2013 04:29 PM (khguY)

6 Parents on welfare fight over who gets the child tax credit. This year they need to provide birth certificates and proof of child lives with them. police report in local paper listed a robbery where birth certificate and other important papers were missing. Geeze.

Posted by: Deli LLama at April 14, 2013 04:29 PM (lGu1O)

7 Your 401k. You have to give it to me, to find out what you can keep from it.

Posted by: King Barry the Beneficent at April 14, 2013 04:29 PM (w/QwJ)

8 Here in the People's Republic of Massachusetts we get to file on April 16th because of...Patriot's Day.

Posted by: fluffy at April 14, 2013 04:30 PM (z9HTb)

9 Awww dude!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 14, 2013 04:32 PM (piMMO)

FUMING.

Wishing a world of hurt on all those who support stealing via the IRS aka redistribution of wealth.

Posted by: Got the amount we have to pay from the accountant at April 14, 2013 04:32 PM (x8Wor)

11 Here in the People's Republic of Massachusetts we get to file on April 16th because of...Patriot's Day. It's appropriate because in Massachusetts you're a patriot if you take it up the ass.

Posted by: Sean Bannion, Former Masshole. at April 14, 2013 04:33 PM (jMoYl)

12 6 Parents on welfare fight over who gets the child tax credit. This year they need to provide birth certificates and proof of child lives with them. police report in local paper listed a robbery where birth certificate and other important papers were missing. Geeze.

I thought the kids belonged to all of us. Shouldn't we all share in the spoils?

Posted by: pep at April 14, 2013 04:33 PM (6TB1Z)

13 I thought the kids belonged to all of us. Shouldn't we all share in the spoils? *** Only the schools tax.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 14, 2013 04:36 PM (piMMO)

14 It really seems like we are living in King Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette times and the Bastille is about to be stormed. I'm getting sick of this crap.

Posted by: L, elle at April 14, 2013 04:36 PM (0PiQ4)

15 6 Parents on welfare fight over who gets the child tax credit. This year they need to provide birth certificates and proof of child lives with them. police report in local paper listed a robbery where birth certificate and other important papers were missing. Geeze.

Posted by: Deli LLama at April 14, 2013 08:29 PM (lGu1O)

__________

Peeps on welfare you don't pay income taxes. I think those birth certificates were stolen for identify fraud purposes not for getting a tax credit.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 14, 2013 04:37 PM (HDgX3)

16 Cowboy poetry!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 14, 2013 04:37 PM (piMMO)

17 Cash based lifestyle? Who is John Galt? If they'd unfeck the economy maybe I could get a w2'd job. Economic suckitude isn't a side effect, it's the goal.

Posted by: Hopeless at April 14, 2013 04:37 PM (clcLS)

18 It really seems like we are living in King Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette times and the Bastille is about to be stormed.

That didn't go too well for the French middle class, as I recall my Burke.

Posted by: boulder hobo, last day in the john at April 14, 2013 04:39 PM (QTHTd)

19 Slublog . . . a god among mere mortals.

Posted by: Peaches at April 14, 2013 04:39 PM (8lmkt)

42 second funny Tax Video: "Knee in my Package"

http://tinyurl.com/248gxo7

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at April 14, 2013 04:40 PM (AC0lD)

21 Imagine if labor were in demand... Then people wouldnt be slaves to the state... But then They would support liberty instead of liberalism.

Posted by: Hopeless at April 14, 2013 04:40 PM (clcLS)

not for getting a tax credit.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 14, 2013 08:37 PM (HDgX3)

Its all about the Earned Income CREDIT... not deduction for the kid.... its Free Money.... ie... they can get back MORE than they pay in...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 14, 2013 04:41 PM (lZBBB)

23 Surprised he didn't show up in Augusta to hand out a green jacket.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 14, 2013 04:41 PM (n8LUb)

24 For most of the drones out there tax time is a good time since they get back a refund. And anyone who has a refund is a fucking imbecile as a refund means you are loaning the govt money interest free for a year. Yet our society has been brainwashed to view tax time as a positive since you get "FREE MONEY" from the govt which you can then go and use as a down payment for a new car. Isn't the govt just wonderful?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 14, 2013 04:42 PM (HDgX3)

25 23 Surprised he didn't show up in Augusta to hand out a green jacket.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 14, 2013 08:41 PM (n8LUb)

Bet he will have the Winner over to 'the House'... for dinner though...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 14, 2013 04:42 PM (lZBBB)

26 23 Surprised he didn't show up in Augusta to hand out a green jacket. Surprised he didn't show up in Augusta and expect them to hand him a green jacket.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 14, 2013 04:43 PM (xSegX)

27 Surprised he didn't show up in Augusta to hand out a green jacket.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 14, 2013 08:41 PM (n8LUb)

Pretty sure real golfers would not be good for his fragile ego.

Posted by: Peaches at April 14, 2013 04:43 PM (8lmkt)

28 Its all about the Earned Income CREDIT... not deduction for the kid.... its Free Money.... ie... they can get back MORE than they pay in...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 14, 2013 08:41 PM (lZBBB)

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Ahh OK. I was thinking plain old child tax credit (which I don't qualify for since I'm too rich.)

Does the eitc go by how many kids you have? Since I am not a moocher, I don't know the ins and outs of this. I thought it was just by income.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 14, 2013 04:43 PM (HDgX3)

29 foghorn --- lol! Stupid Barky, the attention mongering whore

Posted by: L, elle at April 14, 2013 04:44 PM (0PiQ4)

30 I'm getting a refund this year, which I'm not happy about since I could have used that money before now. Hopefully with my job and living situation settling down I can figure out my taxes and arrange to withhold less in the coming year.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 14, 2013 04:45 PM (lr3d7)

31 Ugh. I did not like e-filing on Friday. The price I paid. And the expenses I paid to try and find a job like a professional job place. Well guess what this year it all got reduced to 1/4 of what my deductions were.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 14, 2013 04:45 PM (AgRBF)

32 "Peeps on welfare you don't pay income taxes. I think those birth certificates were stolen for identify fraud purposes not for getting a tax credit. Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo" People who get food stamps, rent subsidies, etc. and work a few hours a week at a store or whatever, pay no income tax and often get a "tax refund". It's because even though they pay no taxes, they get all these tax credits. It's actually just another way to give free money to the Free Shit Brigade.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 14, 2013 04:46 PM (yUCkL)

33 Peeps on welfare you don't pay income taxes. I think those birth certificates were stolen for identify fraud purposes not for getting a tax credit.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 14, 2013 08:37 PM (HDgX3)

True people on welfare don't pay taxes, but in the Clinton years, they started getting "child tax credits" of $500 per kid. In GW years, it was upped to$1,000.

Also in the Clinton years, people without soc. security #'s were allowed to file with a "tax ID #" enabling people who don't even live in the U.S. to file taxes and get their free "Child Tax Credit". Due to about $7 billion in fraud, they cut off the Child Tax Credit at age 17. Soc. Security # for kids are needed this year to claim Child Tax Credit.

Posted by: Deli LLama at April 14, 2013 04:46 PM (lGu1O)

34 I got quite a large refund this year. Immediately adjusted my withholding by 300 on the fed side and 100 on the state side. I'd much rather have them waiting for my money than holding it until I demand it back. Even at today's non-existent interest rates. They should fuck themselves with a rusty pineapple.

Posted by: Peaches at April 14, 2013 04:46 PM (8lmkt)

35 I know of guys who intentionally squander their 401(k)s in the worst possible investments, just so their ex-wives get less than they wanted.

If Jugears tries to raid our retirement plans like Cyprus raids bank deposits, he better repeal the 2nd Amendment first.

Posted by: Kortezzi at April 14, 2013 04:47 PM (xIu+5)

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 14, 2013 08:43 PM (HDgX3)

You have to proove you are 'Head of Household'... ie... have at least one dependent...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 14, 2013 04:48 PM (lZBBB)

37 From Lacy on twitter. This is one of the craziest damn things I've ever seen! http://t.co/i7bRINxYad

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 14, 2013 04:48 PM (piMMO)

38 Moo Moo, It also doesn't impact your income valuation for benefits. ZeroHedge (and here) had an article a few months back showing how, for a single mother of 2, it is a net negative to work if you make less than 50k+ a year.

Posted by: Hopeless at April 14, 2013 04:48 PM (g8+Vr)

39 No elections going on. Coincidence?

Posted by: t-bird at April 14, 2013 04:49 PM (FcR7P)

40 Ouch, that last one was *really* mean. Did you insult Slublog so much that he wants you to stroke out?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at April 14, 2013 04:49 PM (wbeNt)

Its all about the Earned Income CREDIT... not
deduction for the kid.... its Free Money.... ie... they can get back
MORE than they pay in...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 14, 2013 08:41 PM (lZBBB)

Thanks for bringing up this issue, which really pisses me off. It's not a fucking CREDIT, it's a handout, Federal welfare. A credit is forgiveness against a future obligation, but those assholes have no future obligations, apart from turning food into shit. This is a reward for being a useless parasite, and voting Democrat, BIRM.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 14, 2013 04:49 PM (IDSI7)

42 What about the boning of April 14th?

Posted by: Venezuela at April 14, 2013 04:50 PM (bS6uW)

43 OT because I am seeing red and blood is threatening to burst in a spray from my ears.

Justin Bieber ...

*nucpalm*

Wrote in the visitors book at Anne Frank house - "Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber."

What a self-absorbed freak.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 14, 2013 04:51 PM (AgRBF)

44 Surprised he didn't show up in Augusta and expect them to hand him a green jacket. *** Zing!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 14, 2013 04:51 PM (piMMO)

45 Hey Anna - how is the job hunt?

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 14, 2013 04:52 PM (SCTXH)

46 It really seems like we are living in King Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette times and the Bastille is about to be stormed. I'm getting sick of this crap. Posted by: L, elle at April 14, 2013 08:36 PM (0PiQ4) It's worse than you think: http://tinyurl.com/ck8vxgx

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 14, 2013 04:52 PM (Vk2pI)

47 This is a reward for being a useless parasite, and voting Democrat, BIRM.

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There were some years when we received the EIC. Husband was working in a nice job that didn't pay very much, and I had left my job due to a chronic illness. The kids were school age and we qualified. I did not feel like a worthless parasite, although it did puzzle me why they were giving me back more money than we paid in. It helped a lot till we get back on our feet financially. I'm not in favor of it necessarily, but I think maybe sometimes we paint with a wide brush.

Posted by: mama winger at April 14, 2013 04:53 PM (P6QsQ)

48 Well Muad'dib sent in a resume Friday at a place a friend works because their supervisor wanted it. Then tackled my taxes. And then collapsed.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 14, 2013 04:53 PM (AgRBF)

49 thankfully, Anna, the kiddies don't learn who Anne Frank is in the govt schools.

Posted by: L, elle at April 14, 2013 04:54 PM (0PiQ4)

50 Wrote in the visitors book at Anne Frank house - "Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber." What. A. Fucktard. Even for a vapid narcissistic celebrity, that right there is industrial grade stupidity.

Posted by: Blacksheep at April 14, 2013 04:54 PM (bS6uW)

51 48 Well Muad'dib sent in a resume Friday at a place a friend works because their supervisor wanted it. Then tackled my taxes. And then collapsed.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 14, 2013 08:53 PM (AgRBF)

Collapsed doesn't sound good....

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 14, 2013 04:55 PM (SCTXH)

52 What's to stop people from faking being an illegal alien when amnesty happens?

Posted by: Hopeless at April 14, 2013 04:55 PM (g8+Vr)

53 I was at Fort Louisburg, I learned that the French peasantry was at starvation levels for something like 14 years before they stormed the Bastille.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 14, 2013 04:56 PM (5wHPS)

54 Got it figured so I pay in a total of about $150 between State and Federal. If I could figure it down to a penny I would.

Posted by: trainer @ LIB at April 14, 2013 04:56 PM (1QEkm)

55 Their idea of limiting IRA's to $3 million because a retirement income of $200,000 per year is enough, then no government retirees should be allowed to have a pension of more than $200,000 per year. Not presidents, vice presidents, representatives, senators, supreme court judges, cabinet members, heads of departments. I would allow ex presidents to have secret service protection, with reasonable limits, but nothing else. These bastards look out for themselves and then screw us into the ground.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 14, 2013 04:56 PM (yUCkL)

56 38 It's called the welfare cliff. Single mothe of two with benefits 29k is equal to 69k paid out of pocket. http://bit.ly/134Nqjd

Posted by: Exasperated Expat at April 14, 2013 04:57 PM (gkfSV)

57 Oh!! Perhaps old news to y'all, but Jenna had a baby girl yesterday . . . Laura and W are grandparents. Congrats to the family.

Posted by: Peaches at April 14, 2013 04:57 PM (8lmkt)

58 All I can say about Justine is - may your fame and your fortune be transitory.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 14, 2013 04:59 PM (AgRBF)

59 Their idea of limiting IRA's to $3 million because a retirement income of $200,000 per year is enough, then no government retirees should be allowed to have a pension of more than $200,000 per year. That would be question #1 for Jay Carney tomorrow if we had a real media.

Posted by: Blacksheep at April 14, 2013 05:00 PM (bS6uW)

60 Calling any available Moron or 'Ette to join me at Washington Post tonight, under this header:

"Is media bias to blame for lack of Gosnell coverage? Or something far more banal?"

What BS, right? This is how they want to play...

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at April 14, 2013 05:00 PM (baL2B)

61 What's to stop people from faking being an illegal alien when amnesty happens?

Posted by: Hopeless at April 14, 2013 08:55 PM (g8+Vr)

I ask myself that every time I pay a medical bill. On top of the $667 a month in fuckin' health insurance premiums. {spits}

Posted by: Peaches at April 14, 2013 05:00 PM (8lmkt)

62 >>Posted by: nerdygirl at April 14, 2013 08:56 PM (yUCkL)<<

I have been ranting about this for a week and it never occurred to me to make this linkage limiting our overlords to our limits. I was only focused on the blow to our liberty. You are awesome.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 14, 2013 05:00 PM (SCTXH)

Took the hog to the shop on Saturday. Talked with friend who works in the service department who told me bikes were flying outta the showroom.....wait for it.....because refund checks were coming back. Enough new sales that they're putting service work off to make room for make ready for delivery.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 14, 2013 05:01 PM (SsP73)

64 Thank you expat. Mama, there are some variations of the "fair tax" that do a redistribution in certain ways, to achieve similar effects, in part based on the (probably true theory) that it's cheaper to ensure everyone has their basic subsistence covered than to pay for social programs that are inefficient, plus prison. Just an interesting tidbit.

Posted by: Hopeless at April 14, 2013 05:01 PM (62WS0)

Nerdygirl,

I'd push it down to $50,000 a year, max. If you can't live in your retirement off that, then there are some serious fucking problems with your financial responsibility.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 14, 2013 05:01 PM (lr3d7)

66 Just watched the end of V for Vendetta. Love, love, love the blowing up of Parliament! I feel as if we are close to that here ourselves. Plus the choice of music was perfect..

Posted by: Jmel at April 14, 2013 05:02 PM (9tSXa)

67 At least we have a concrete number now.

A "Fair Share" is exactly 18%.

Posted by: gastorgrab at April 14, 2013 05:02 PM (FX38i)

"Is media bias to blame for lack of Gosnell coverage? Or something far more banal?"

What BS, right? This is how they want to play...

Hannah Arandt did have something to say about banality...

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 14, 2013 05:03 PM (lr3d7)

69 "Its all about the Earned Income CREDIT... not deduction for the kid.... its Free Money.... ie... they can get back MORE than they pay in... Posted by: Romeo13" Exactly. More welfare without calling it welfare. On the tv judge shows a repeated theme is welfare people borrowing money from their friends,relatives, and anyone else dumb enough to trust a freeloader, telling the loaners that they will pay them back from the so-called tax refund, then not pay them back, cause freeloaders always squander the money on some stupid crap like $2000 wheel covers. Yeah, you should have seen Judge Judy the day some girl sued her daddy because he borrowed her California college education money to buy some $2000 wheel covers, then wouldn't pay her back.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 14, 2013 05:03 PM (yUCkL)

70 Mr. Political Hat (right, you're a dude?) quite a piece of writing there. I took an undergraduate class as an elective on the French Revolution -- one of my favorites. The French Revolution is incredibly fascinating, is it not? And, we're so boned.

Posted by: L, elle at April 14, 2013 05:03 PM (0PiQ4)

71 That was an interesting bit from The 80's.

Romania decided to show 'Dallas' to demonstrate how bad capitalism is. Instead the Romanians were going 'why don't we have cars like that?' So it was JR who shot Ceausescu I guess.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 14, 2013 05:04 PM (AgRBF)

72 So it was JR who shot Ceausescu I guess. **** Commander Corbu

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 14, 2013 05:05 PM (piMMO)

It would be nice if the free shit army came out in force on Wednesday and did our fucking yard work for the week.

You know, just to say 'Thanks for letting us be shiftless layabouts the other 364 days this year.'.

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2013 05:05 PM (khguY)

74 How much skin flute does Obama have in the game?

Posted by: Craig Poe at April 14, 2013 05:07 PM (BVkEs)

I'm not in favor of it necessarily, but I think maybe sometimes we paint with a wide brush.

Fair enough. I was thinking of multigenerational recipients. My apologies.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 14, 2013 05:07 PM (IDSI7)

76 *sigh* NDH I guess I should not try the stand up comic route right?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 14, 2013 05:07 PM (AgRBF)

77 yeah, garrett --- keep dreaming. I think we're the suckers currently paying for the FSA's own gardeners.

Posted by: L, elle at April 14, 2013 05:08 PM (0PiQ4)

78 Limit of 18% on taxes. Limit of 200k on public pensions and benefits. I like it.

Posted by: mama winger at April 14, 2013 05:08 PM (P6QsQ)

79 My apologies.

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No apology necessary. I agree it's a problem that needs to be dealt with.

Posted by: mama winger at April 14, 2013 05:09 PM (P6QsQ)

80 What a self-absorbed freak.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 14, 2013 08:51 PM (AgRBF)

He went from below my radar to being on my top ten "I hope he dies in a plane crash or of an OD" list.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 14, 2013 05:09 PM (/WLC3)

81 Painful. Wish I was paying 18%

Chump. We got 18% flat income tax.

Posted by: The Russians at April 14, 2013 05:10 PM (/gHaE)

82 Why are you making us look at that man's face.

Posted by: Feynmangroupie at April 14, 2013 05:10 PM (Kw0EL)

83 From Richard Engel on twitter: China did not celebrate anniversary of Kim Il SungÂ’s birthday. China usually issues congratulations, extra food aid. Not this time, reports

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 14, 2013 05:11 PM (piMMO)

84 Those that can do-work, those that can't become community agitators and self absorbed asshole politicians. Yeah 18 per cent tax rate for all

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 14, 2013 05:11 PM (HVff2)

85 Anyone else waiting to watch Vikings tonight?

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 14, 2013 05:11 PM (SCTXH)

86 Hey CBD, tell us how you really feel.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 14, 2013 05:12 PM (AgRBF)

87 Anyone else waiting to watch Vikings tonight? *** The Apprentice *hangs head*

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 14, 2013 05:12 PM (piMMO)

88 So it was JR who shot Ceausescu I guess

He wasn't shot, he was "retired".

Posted by: The Russians at April 14, 2013 05:12 PM (/gHaE)

"Limit of 200k on public pensions and benefits. I like it."

Limit, hell. 220k seems fair. When do i start to draw?

Posted by: the fucker that never saved a dime for retirement at April 14, 2013 05:12 PM (026j9)

90 River Monsters, I would rather fish than bear hunt.

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 14, 2013 05:13 PM (HVff2)

91 China did not celebrate anniversary of Kim Il SungÂ’s birthday. China usually issues congratulations, extra food aid. Not this time, reports

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 14, 2013 09:11 PM (piMMO)

Good for them. Good to know.

Posted by: Peaches at April 14, 2013 05:14 PM (8lmkt)

92 Why the fuck is there no Wicked Tuna on tonight!?

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2013 05:14 PM (khguY)

93 He wasn't shot, he was "retired". *** Bastard.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 14, 2013 05:14 PM (piMMO)

94 NDH - There, there. The first step is to admit you have a problem. We are all here for you.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 14, 2013 05:14 PM (SCTXH)

95 Wrote in the visitors book at Anne Frank house - "Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber." What a self-absorbed freak. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 14, 2013 08:51 PM (AgRBF) Little bastard sounds just like Obama. It's got to be all about HIM.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 14, 2013 05:14 PM (29+x5)

"Anyone else waiting to watch Vikings tonight?"

Oh yes! I have ale and HD standing by. Gotta wait for the Grumpy Grandma to watch the Amazing Race though... :-/

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 14, 2013 05:14 PM (SsP73)

97 Slublog giving a HT to DiT. Nice.

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2013 05:15 PM (khguY)

98 Suckers of cock.

Posted by: toby928© at April 14, 2013 05:15 PM (QupBk)

99 True, it was Russian-allied Communists who retired Ceaucescu; but it was not the Russians themselves. The Russians had taken their hands off Romania some decades before 1989.

Ceaucescu's relationship with the Kremlin was pretty much like North Korea's relationship with China. Or Burma's.

Posted by: boulder hobo, last day in the john at April 14, 2013 05:16 PM (QTHTd)

100 Hey Blacksheep, tie in with Atlantis Gene?

http://tinyurl.com/bsgbz6l

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 14, 2013 05:16 PM (AgRBF)

101 NDH - There, there. The first step is to admit you have a problem. We are all here for you. *** Gary Busey is project leader. this could be painful.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 14, 2013 05:17 PM (piMMO)

102 Thanks, Dave! LOL!

Posted by: SCOAMF at April 14, 2013 05:17 PM (X/+QT)

103 Polishers of knob.

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2013 05:17 PM (khguY)

104 It's called the welfare cliff. Single mothe of two with benefits 29k is equal to 69k paid out of pocket. http://bit.ly/134Nqjd Posted by: Exasperated Expat at April 14, 2013 08:57 PM (gkfSV) That's the point. They want the masses dependent. With the elite "fairly" plucking those from the masses that might be useful to uplift to the elite. The irony is that the left claims that the from the masses comes "democracy" and legitimate governance. Yet, those who are dependent are not free, as they are under the duress of the elite who control the free stuff they are so dependent on. It is the new feudalism. It is the new slavery.

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 14, 2013 05:17 PM (Vk2pI)

105 Gary Busey is project leader. this could be painful.

That bastard hordes the supplies.

Posted by: Meatloaf at April 14, 2013 05:18 PM (z9HTb)

106 >>Oh yes! I have ale and HD standing by. Gotta wait for the Grumpy Grandma to watch the Amazing Race though... :-/<<

Oh look at you deploying technology...Have fun!

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 14, 2013 05:19 PM (SCTXH)

107 Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were
on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it
started to sink, who would be saved?

A: America !

--Jimmy Fallon

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 14, 2013 05:19 PM (/WLC3)

108

>>Or Burma's.

I think you mean Myanmar. But she'll always be Burma, to me.

Posted by: J. Peterman at April 14, 2013 05:19 PM (khguY)

109 That bastard hordes the supplies. *** I forgot about Meatloaf being on there before.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 14, 2013 05:19 PM (piMMO)

110 After the burning, maybe the (remaining) Americans will smarten up and go with the chaos capitalism model.

Posted by: The Russians at April 14, 2013 05:19 PM (/gHaE)

111 Public pensions should be limited to no more than twice the IQ of the politician, hack, or employee's IQ x 1000

I think the average one can get by on 120K per year

Posted by: kbdabear at April 14, 2013 05:20 PM (mCvL4)

112 *gag* Rewriting Alex now...

He was supposed to be the comedic foil on Family Ties. But Alex became popular.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 14, 2013 05:20 PM (AgRBF)

113 Jay, Mama, IRL I will often explain to folks that it's not welfare that conservatives are opposed to, it's social engineering, waste, and generational traps. Though, tbqfh, we lose a lot if cred because the GOP is so bad at welfare whiting to corporations. If that were fixed, correcting a multitude of economic distortions, employment would increase and welfare would be used by fewer because the work would be more lucrative. The key is always to make working the better economic alternative. But the GOP can't escape it's pork addiction. And that's why we cant win the presidency.

Posted by: Hopeless at April 14, 2013 05:20 PM (g8+Vr)

114 No taxes for me tomorrow; I filed a couple of months ago. Got my last phone interview tomorrow with a local company, will be making my job decision by Wednesday hopefully, since I already have one job offer in hand.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at April 14, 2013 05:20 PM (FsUAO)

115

"Anyone else waiting to watch Vikings tonight?"

Been taking notes on how to pillage when the burning time comes.

Posted by: Cicero Kid, drinker of Ale at April 14, 2013 05:20 PM (026j9)

116 105 Gary Busey is project leader. this could be painful.

That bastard hordes the supplies.

Posted by: Meatloaf at April 14, 2013 09:18 PM (z9HTb)

Oh gawd! That was the funniest damn episode! Hahaha!

Posted by: jem at April 14, 2013 05:21 PM (7g1yh)

117 >>Gary Busey is project leader. this could be painful.<<

Does he sport the "drunk, arrested, spiky hair"?

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 14, 2013 05:21 PM (SCTXH)

118

Finishing my taxes right now. Basically sending the IRS my entire bonus. Good thing I got one. Asked my liberal husband how it feels to be rich. Still waiting for an answer. Trying to decide whether to adjust the withholding or just save the bonus next year. I hate dropping my paycheck more after the big drop in January. It will remind me who is spending my money.

Gotta finish before Mad Men.

Posted by: rockmom at April 14, 2013 05:21 PM (Ea7Up)

119 Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved? A: America ! --Jimmy Fallon **** Jimmy. About the Tonight Show gig....

Posted by: NBC wankers at April 14, 2013 05:21 PM (piMMO)

120 Been taking notes on how to pillage when the burning time comes. Posted by: Cicero Kid, drinker of Ale at April 14, 2013 09:20 PM (026j9) Pillage first, burn later. Get it right, or go home.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 14, 2013 05:22 PM (29+x5)

121 I think you mean Myanmar. But she'll always be Burma, to me.

I'm British.

Posted by: boulder hobo, last day in the john at April 14, 2013 05:22 PM (QTHTd)

122 Posted by: nerdygirl at April 14, 2013 08:56 PM (yUCkL) I know there is supposed to be no math here, but I looked at the numbers two ways: 1. taking $200 k per year out of $3 mil (at our current savings interest rate of about 0%) mean you are broke if 15 years (then the IPAB kicks in I guess). 2. Assuming that you live off the interest and not the principal, means you have to be getting 6.67$% rate of return on $3 mil. Either simplistic scenario is ridiculous, and if taxes were included that actual dollar amount available for hookers and blow would be a lot less than the $200k/yr number bandied about. Too bad we have only a fawning lapdog media that won't follow this clear set of actual dollar values that define how the maximum that public employees should get in retirement and what a fair maximum tax rate is!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 14, 2013 05:22 PM (Cnqmv)

123 Does he sport the "drunk, arrested, spiky hair"? *** Hell, I think he's had a stroke. He nearly unintelligible

Posted by: NBC wankers at April 14, 2013 05:22 PM (piMMO)

124 off sock

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 14, 2013 05:22 PM (piMMO)

125 I already have one job offer in hand.

Obama is working on rectifying that.

Posted by: The Russians at April 14, 2013 05:22 PM (/gHaE)

126

"I think you mean Myanmar."

Crud! I gotta go change those billboards!

Posted by: Myanmar Shave at April 14, 2013 05:23 PM (026j9)

127 On the "Retarded, hypocritical SCOAMF Ass front as of 1 May the military VOQ +TLQ will not have television access b/c "sequester"..... I wrote "Happily AF1 and Kobe beef not impacted." Aim High USAF

Posted by: sven10077 at April 14, 2013 05:23 PM (LRFds)

128 Been taking notes on how to pillage when the burning time comes. Posted by: Cicero Kid, drinker of Ale at April 14, 2013 09:20 PM (026j9) Pillage first, burn later. Get it right, or go home. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 14, 2013 09:22 PM (29+x5) It's rape, then murder, then arson, then rape.

Posted by: Hedley's Minion at April 14, 2013 05:24 PM (Vk2pI)

129 Cicero Kid and AoP, don't forget to squeeze the women and chattel in that list.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 14, 2013 05:24 PM (AgRBF)

130 ont up

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 14, 2013 05:24 PM (piMMO)

131

Oh look at you deploying technology...Have fun!

Ha! Like I have a choice! Had to get one of the Cranky Kids to program the DVR though. I can get to the History Channel, the Military Channel, Discovery, Nat Geo and NHL Center Ice. Anything else is not important.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 14, 2013 05:26 PM (mdhED)

132 >>Been taking notes on how to pillage when the burning time comes.

Posted by: Cicero Kid, drinker of Ale at April 14, 2013 09:20 PM (026j9)<<

Here is what an idiot I am. I build lap-strake boats for fun. Small ones - less than 20 feet. I see these beautiful long boats on this show and I say - hey Jack - I want to build that. I told my wife that and she (logically) says why and what would you do with that? I said: Go raiding. I got the full eye roll with double twisting full back flip - stuck the landing.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 14, 2013 05:26 PM (SCTXH)

133 And another thing: tax refunds become taxable income the following year. WTF is up with that?

Tar. Feathers. Bullet. Wall.

Posted by: Tonic Dog at April 14, 2013 05:26 PM (X/+QT)

134

ONT up, if anyone's interested. Harleycowboy's over there talking to himself.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at April 14, 2013 05:26 PM (wbeNt)

135 From Lacy on twitter.

This is one of the craziest damn things I've ever seen!

http://t.co/i7bRINxYad
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 14, 2013 08:48 PM (piMMO

is that after a hit of acid?

Also i had thought i read Obama's paid 18%?

is that a fair share?

and I had thought i'd read a few years ago that their children are alos being paid something or other. Is that on B Obama's tax or do they have their own u
income statemtns?

Posted by: willow at April 14, 2013 05:28 PM (nqBYe)

136 And another thing: tax refunds become taxable income the following year. WTF is up with that?

No they don't! Where the fuck did you get that idea from?

Posted by: Peaches at April 14, 2013 05:29 PM (8lmkt)

137 I wouldn't mind paying 18% and living free with vacay , partaaays, hobbies , clothing, shoes, food paid for by someone else.

hell even slightly above minimum wage would feel like high living.

Posted by: willow at April 14, 2013 05:30 PM (nqBYe)

138 and hell i want cooks ,servants! and someone to type for me.

Posted by: willow at April 14, 2013 05:31 PM (nqBYe)

139 There is one high-profile election going on this tax season with national implications...

Posted by: Truman North at April 14, 2013 05:31 PM (I2LwF)

140 You know what i'm feeling ?

and anger at the rich

president and his groupies for living large while many of us got our futures stolen by the same crew.

Posted by: willow at April 14, 2013 05:32 PM (nqBYe)

141 fair play? isn't it?

Posted by: willow at April 14, 2013 05:32 PM (nqBYe)

142 138 and hell i want cooks ,servants! and someone to type for me. Posted by: willow at April 14, 2013 09:31 PM (nqBYe) If I were feeling cruel, and I'm not, I would snark that I want someone to type for you too. ^_^

Posted by: Truman North at April 14, 2013 05:32 PM (I2LwF)

143 Truman, have a go at it.

Posted by: willow at April 14, 2013 05:34 PM (nqBYe)

144 No they don't! Where the fuck did you get that idea from?

Posted by: Peaches at April 14, 2013 09:29 PM (8lmkt)

From the part on my tax form that says "if you got any refunds last year, enter that amount here." Now, why ask for it if you're not doing anything with it? And in Turbo Tax, it's under 'other income'.

Posted by: Tonic Dog at April 14, 2013 05:34 PM (X/+QT)

145 Last year, I earned from honest work approximately $13,000. I feel envy that many of us are sufficiently useful to have to pay income tax. Not envy of your wealth. I celebrate that. Envy of your value.

Posted by: Truman North at April 14, 2013 05:34 PM (I2LwF)

146 but remember, i have a mean kick, waiting for shins to appear.

Posted by: willow at April 14, 2013 05:34 PM (nqBYe)

147 Willow, I have come to appreciate your cadence and syntax. There was a time I found it so strange, I thought English was a second language for you, or that you were deaf. Now it's comforting and playful

Posted by: Truman North at April 14, 2013 05:36 PM (I2LwF)

148 See, that's how you play nice.

Posted by: willow at April 14, 2013 05:36 PM (nqBYe)

149 Up to the new thread to do that thing we do up there

Posted by: Truman North at April 14, 2013 05:37 PM (I2LwF)

150 boobs?

Posted by: willow at April 14, 2013 05:38 PM (nqBYe)

151 lol yes,
internet

boobs and jerks and some nice people.

Posted by: willow at April 14, 2013 05:39 PM (nqBYe)

152 144 Tonic Dog there's a trick to that.... You're doing line by line itemization yes? The "refund" for anyone who does is considered "shielded income".... Standard deduction filers don't get nailed.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 14, 2013 05:44 PM (LRFds)

153 In the FALSE messiah's regime the plan is to cap earnings to 200,000, then continue RELENTLESS INFLATION TACTICS UNTIL 200,000 will buy a loaf of bread. Catch on people, Obama's change is turning into a 3rd world country of peasants and filthy rich political elites that amuse themselves with your and my suffering. By Obama we need to all learn to live with less, he left off we need to learn to die with less. (live like his brother in Kenya)

Posted by: ron n. at April 14, 2013 05:53 PM (KLIgx)

154 Posted by: sven10077 at April 14, 2013 09:44 PM (LRFds)

So I was correct. :-)

Posted by: Tonic Dog at April 14, 2013 05:55 PM (X/+QT)

155 Rape, pillage, burn......are you viking or a moooooslim?

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 14, 2013 06:33 PM (HVff2)

156 Rape, pillage, burn......are you viking or a moooooslim?

Oh no. Not again.

Posted by: the Sicilians at April 14, 2013 06:54 PM (QTHTd)

157 Owing the the fact that I was for all intents and purposes unemployed all year, I got a pretty decent return (yes, I took the child credit. Not happily, but food is food). It's all going to the University to pay for an education that helped me land a job that will likely ensure that it's also the last return I'll ever see (God willing). So, my thanks to the American taxpayer for the loan that kept me and mine fed through the Spring for the last six years. I come now to join your ranks, hopefully for good.

Posted by: Militant Bibliophile at April 14, 2013 07:05 PM (2x7Bd)

158 RACISM! Why do you attempt to deny your multiracial President his rightful vacation! You rednecks had no problem with that faux-cowboy Bush hanging out at his "ranch" planning illegal right-wing wars against brown people!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at April 14, 2013 07:32 PM (q5k6l)

159 Obama delenda est.

Moochelle pudenda est.

Posted by: wholelottasplainin' at April 14, 2013 07:57 PM (tevCI)

160 Oh, Barack! You no be writin'! You no be callin'!

Posted by: Reggie Love-Muscle at April 14, 2013 07:59 PM (tevCI)

161 We filed back in February. Between the amount I already have taken out of my check and the wife's business, we got a good refund back. It's going into our house to get it ready for sale and part of it went to our cat for his surgery.

I think it's time I adjusted my withholdings to get more back in the check while I'm still allowed to. *grumblemutter*

Posted by: NRPax at April 15, 2013 01:38 AM (U+O64)

162 We own a CPA Business. Got a client from the PR of Califiornia. She insists that her son-in-law is "rich" because she knows he makes over 200k per year. His tax rate? 23%!! And he owns a house, gives 12k to charity and is consumer debt free. He still had to pay taxes and penalties. We told him to start maxing his retirement so that at least it would go back to him and not the gov't. Also have a client who made as much as the Pied Piper and his tax rate is 26%. Yep. Let. it. burn.

Posted by: defendUSA at April 15, 2013 04:08 AM (nAHMK)

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