September 10, 2013

Ace Can't Take This Crap Anymore Open Thread
— Ace

@slate continues its proud tradition of writing very stupid things to get people to say "OMG, So Stupid You Guys, I have to link this."

Well, no link. But a Slate writer is upset over Jimmy Kimmel's Twerk-FAIL prank.

At Vulture, Josh Wolk suggested that the made-up video illustrates everything that’s wrong with television news. I think it illustrates everything that’s wrong with viral marketing. Kimmel’s prank is not a biting satire, nor is it a mirror to our stupid culture. It’s a hostile, self-promoting act—a covert ad for Jimmy Kimmel Live—rendered as ironic acid that corrodes our sense of wonder. If the Web provides a cabinet of curiosities, full of freakish baubles of humanity, the hoaxer smashes it to bits, then counts his money while he preens atop the rubble.

I know it sounds like butthurt to complain about the fraud, but seriously, what’s the point of Kimmel’s joke? If he really wants to “put an end to twerking,” then we can agree he’s just a jerk. (Who wants to squash a trend of people dancing in their bedrooms?) If he’s teaching us to be wary of what we find online, then his lesson comes 20 years too late, and it’s also self-defeating: A hoax like this doesn’t point to lapses in transparency, it clouds our view of everything. YouTube shows the world in all its weirdness, and gives a window on the geek sublime.

I know you were proud when you thought of that -- "geek sublime" -- but you shouldn't have been.

When liars spread their hoggish propaganda, they mist the landscape with distrust.

I'm sorry, was this some kind of near-English language like Esperanto?

Sounds like this kid raided his 8th grade notebooks for his first efforts at Pink Floyd/J.R.R. Tolkein Fusion Poetry.

The Geek Sublime indeed.

...

A friend who loves the hoax told me that I’m playing the part of a “fuming, veiny-templed square,” and that I don’t get the joke. It’s true; I don’t. How is Kimmel’s stunt substantively different from those of other lying members of the media we now deplore, like James Frey and Stephen Glass and the father of the Balloon Boy, Richard Heene?

He then answers his own question, noting that "technically" those were actual attempts at fraud and not pranks always intended to be revealed at some point, but still, he's very wounded over this, this ironic acid that corrodes his sense of wonder.

Thanks to @mkhammer and @freddoso.

Via @rumfshaker, this pig must be a Moron.

It appears that Eric Cantor is not taking the sage advice I offered in the post below.

Get close to a comfy chair or a yoga mat: Obama took time out from blowing up US foreign policy to compliment himself.

Attempting to prove my "Rule 34 of Cute" postulate, I googled "Cat Balloon" to see if there were any cute videos involving the themes of cats and/or balloons. My research is below the fold.

Before getting to that, look at Richard Branson bragging on himself.


This is a giant step. Our spaceship is now the highest commercial winged vehicle in history! We also successfully tested its feather system for carefree re-entry too - the first time thatÂ’s happened on a rocket powered flight.

Virgin Galactic Chief Pilot Dave Mackay was at the controls of WhiteKnightTwo, which carried SS2 to an altitude of 46,000 feet. Then SS2 pilots Mark Stucky and Clint Nichols, of Scaled, ignited the rocket motor for a 20-second burn propelling the spaceship to 69,000 feet. During this time, SS2 achieved a speed of Mach 1.43.

The main progress with this test is that we deployed the full expansion (up and down) of the feather mechanism at a high altitude, alongside testing the rocket motor performance. This feather mechanism was the key innovation that enabled us to get into the space program in the first place. It acts like a giant shuttlecock and slows the spaceship up as it comes back into the earthÂ’s atmosphere.

Very cool beans. Video below.

And now, by unpopular demand, some Cat Videos.



Ehhh... not really that good. This one's also not very good but at least I'm just linking you to the end, where it picks up.

This one's better.

This one's okay.

Though I think my Rule 34 of Cute isn't holding up perfectly. While there are indeed Cat Balloon videos, I don't think we can say they're awesomely cute. Just sorta cute.

There are no balloons here, and these cats aren't cute per se, but they are showing off their athletic skillz.

I don't think I'm going to put up a freestanding post for Obama's 15 Minutes of Nothing. So I guess use this.



Posted by: Ace at 04:00 PM | Comments (808)
Post contains 821 words, total size 6 kb.

1 Ugh

Posted by: FUBAR at September 10, 2013 04:01 PM (Cs2tJ)

2 it occurs to me that watching President Obama deal with foreign policy is like watching a dumbass play Yahtzee!. Roll the dice ... hope Roll a couple of the dice ... hope Look at the score card ... disregard odds and just go for broke. Barack Obama: YAHTZEE!

Posted by: BumperStickerist at September 10, 2013 04:04 PM (19AvL)

3 Whatever Obama says tonight, it will be lies stacked upon lies, and will be operative for less than 24 hours, so I am watching reruns of "Idiocracy" to save time!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 10, 2013 04:05 PM (XdnQT)

4 Totally OT, yet somehow relevant; Looking out my window, downtown, to the WTC memorial searchlights. Still hurts 12 years later.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 10, 2013 04:06 PM (WjLUf)

5 OOPS!

Just figured out why Obama appears so completely and totally lame and unqualified and is making a mess of everything, including his "signature" health care fiasco.

We haven't been giving him the automatic 50 points (out of 100) he gets for Affirmative Action.  No wonder it's a total fustercluck on every front!  With his free AA point boost, he might even be close to a passing grade, even if he hadn't already brought back social promotion.

Posted by: Vlad at September 10, 2013 04:08 PM (473jB)

6 Jeezy Creezy, do the leftards at amateur webzine Slate have a single humorous bone in their body? Fookin' 'ell, I cannot imagine how miserable it must be to go through life full of that much pinch-faced disdain.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea Hobbit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at September 10, 2013 04:08 PM (CA2NO)

7 Ace, old pal o mine, are you time traveling again? Post says 8:59 pm

Posted by: Mallfly at September 10, 2013 04:08 PM (bJm7W)

8 So will somebody else keep Obama from being clear tonight? Because he HATES it when that happens.

Posted by: joncelli at September 10, 2013 04:08 PM (XKm1G)

9 Posted by: Ace at 08:59 PM What time machine?

Posted by: fluffy at September 10, 2013 04:08 PM (JiTKm)

10 hey I don't get a lot of comments on these end-of-night posts.

Do you guys think there's too many links or something? Something that makes it seem like it's not a good place to comment?

Maybe by not being a more narrow thread, it winds up producing fewer comments instead of more?


Posted by: ace at September 10, 2013 04:09 PM (/IWYB)

11 How does that flight glorify islame?

Posted by: NASA at September 10, 2013 04:09 PM (0axsw)

12 No not that!!! I'm a globophobe!!!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at September 10, 2013 04:10 PM (YD2FC)

13 10 Posted by: Ace at 08:59 PM What time machine? Posted by: fluffy at September 10, 2013 08:08 PM (JiTKm) If he gets 88 comments, you're going to see some serious shit.

Posted by: AmishDude at September 10, 2013 04:10 PM (T0NGe)

14 From Noonan's blog: Instead he has Obama, a self-besotted charismatic who canÂ’t tell the difference between showbiz and strategy, and who enjoys unburdening himself of moral insights to his peers. she must be sober today

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 10, 2013 04:10 PM (+Wuvu)

15 Somebody grab the keys to the Delorean.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 10, 2013 04:10 PM (0axsw)

16 What's it like in 8:59PM? Do they have flying cars yet?

Posted by: mugiwara at September 10, 2013 04:11 PM (hpYnL)

17 It's dinner time in some areas.

Posted by: CDR M at September 10, 2013 04:11 PM (OJvfL)

18 Looking out my window, downtown, to the WTC memorial searchlights.

Still hurts 12 years later.
--

I'm far, far away (TX), but I get a pang whenever I see the Twin Towers on old TV shows.

I truly hope O does not get too cutesy tonight, just hours away from the 9/11 anniversary.  I hope all the Syria distraction does not crowd the rightful questions about Benghazi tomorrow.

Well, it already has.  This week should have been full of Benghazi talk already.

Posted by: Mayday at September 10, 2013 04:11 PM (eHc+1)

19 Is this coming from the oval office?

Posted by: FUBAR at September 10, 2013 04:11 PM (Cs2tJ)

20 You know those Three Stooges skits? Those were fake.

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at September 10, 2013 04:11 PM (WdWRd)

21 >>> Maybe by not being a more narrow thread, it winds up producing fewer comments instead of more? Don't over-think it. We"re Morons.

Posted by: fluffy at September 10, 2013 04:12 PM (JiTKm)

22 Ballyhoo

and just looking up the dictionary definition isn't enough

add
+carney
+talker

welcome to the internet carnival midway, sucka

Posted by: Pie Man at September 10, 2013 04:12 PM (wE9RS)

23 The offal office?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 10, 2013 04:12 PM (0axsw)

24 you'll get your friggin comments, man

Posted by: soothsayer at September 10, 2013 04:12 PM (8ZQ2a)

25 rule 1: lefties have a concept of humor that real people don't get. Bush looks like a chimp? Hi-larious! Obama pitches like a girl? How dare you not respect our President!!

Kinda of like this picture of hilarity? Well, maybe going too far:
http://collections.yadvashem.org/photosarchive/en-us/61731.html

Posted by: Mallfly at September 10, 2013 04:12 PM (bJm7W)

26 Do you guys think there's too many links or something? Something that makes it seem like it's not a good place to comment? Maybe by not being a more narrow thread, it winds up producing fewer comments instead of more? Well, it's the end of the day, so I think people are less likely to be reading and commenting. Also, the more narrow the focus, the easier the snark.

Posted by: AmishDude at September 10, 2013 04:12 PM (T0NGe)

27 Sir Richard at the US Open Tennis http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/HvkBPte9-2B/2013+U+S+Open+Day+13/Y37VylKfK2M

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 10, 2013 04:12 PM (+Wuvu)

28 Do you guys think there's too many links or something? Something that makes it seem like it's not a good place to comment? I enjoy these round-up posts, ace. I'd comment more but they usually go up during the time of the evening when I'm either not online yet or else occupied elsewhere. By the time I wander back here to the HQ it's usually time for the ONT to go up. So for me at least it's a timing thing.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/b][/u] at September 10, 2013 04:12 PM (CA2NO)

29 What fresh outrage will befall on this 9/11 anniversary? 'Cause you just know there will be some-gosh-darn-awful thing from horrible people yet again. Denouncing myself for thinking of the Usual Suspects (Holler Snackbar!)

Posted by: ButwhaddaIknow? at September 10, 2013 04:14 PM (5aT64)

30 When is now?

Posted by: Darth Helmet at September 10, 2013 04:14 PM (BAS5M)

31 Colorado Recall results in an hour.

Posted by: CAC at September 10, 2013 04:14 PM (W11lu)

32 Ace, I wonder if this time of day is commenter shift change time (day walkers drifting off, night owls just starting to come around).  Also, commuting and dinner time.

Posted by: Mayday at September 10, 2013 04:14 PM (eHc+1)

33 Your dental coverage under Obamacare: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8zl6MrAqrs

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at September 10, 2013 04:14 PM (JQuNB)

34 If Ace has a fully functioning TARDIS , I would like to apply as Companion. Resume material-

Posted by: Daisy at September 10, 2013 04:14 PM (ZglKH)

35 The time machine is active and all systems are GO! Failure is not an option until the 9 pm cluster aka Operation Cluster's Last Stand.

Posted by: Alf767 at September 10, 2013 04:15 PM (4FvdX)

36 I hate bluegums as much as anyone here.  Maybe more.


But let me tell you something you don't know.  The bluegum in the White House is pissing me off more than MLK did on a drunk bender on BBQ chicken day in Georgia.

Now lets get off our ass and stand up for AMERICA!

Posted by: Rush Limbaugh at September 10, 2013 04:15 PM (rLMhe)

37 >>> Also, the more narrow the focus, the easier the snark. Yet we always seem to veer off topic.

Posted by: fluffy at September 10, 2013 04:15 PM (JiTKm)

38 Just like Mayo-naise screamed to Louis Gosset Jr in An Officer And A Gentleman... We got no place to go!!

Posted by: soothsayer at September 10, 2013 04:15 PM (8ZQ2a)

39 In Peruvia, balloons pop cats.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at September 10, 2013 04:16 PM (YD2FC)

40 Jane Fonda as Cat Balloon.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 10, 2013 04:16 PM (74gkr)

41 11 shift change, dinner, etc. You've got day people and night, time zones, etc

Posted by: Bigby's Rope a Dope at September 10, 2013 04:16 PM (RLTt1)

42 soothie, have you ever fucked a socialist?

Posted by: fluffy at September 10, 2013 04:16 PM (JiTKm)

43

Back in 2007 I posted a video on YouToob that showed a friend of mine getting a blister while doing the Hokey Pokey.

 

 


It got 374 views in the first six months alone.

 


I'm not sure what all the current hubbub is about.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 10, 2013 04:16 PM (N/Sup)

44 What fresh outrage will befall on this 9/11 anniversary? 'Cause you just know there will be some-gosh-darn-awful thing from horrible people yet again. Denouncing myself for thinking of the Usual Suspects (Holler Snackbar!)
Posted by: ButwhaddaIknow? at September 10, 2013 08:14 PM (5aT64)



It's already 9/11 across the Atlantic, hopefully Obama's speech is the worst outrage we'll have to suffer.

Posted by: mugiwara at September 10, 2013 04:17 PM (hpYnL)

45 re 12: that's an old joke in the NYC area: Officer Joe Bolton (who sort of hosted a local station's 3 Stooges broadcast ages ago) reminding the children that "the three stooges are only acting, they're not really hurting each other. Now, we heard that a boy in Hoboken tried to put his sister's head in a waffle iron..."

Posted by: Mallfly at September 10, 2013 04:17 PM (bJm7W)

46 No because I hate fucking socialists. Dummy.

Posted by: soothsayer at September 10, 2013 04:17 PM (8ZQ2a)

47 Gee, ace really hates cats. I liked the first video. Imagine you're a cat. You go to the vet and wake up with no balls. Years later, all of a sound you have balls again but they are fucking huge and in a primary color. Now, that IS funny.

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at September 10, 2013 04:17 PM (WdWRd)

48 43 soothie, have you ever fucked a socialist?
Posted by: fluffy at September 10, 2013 08:16 PM (JiTKm)
Some parts are edible.

Posted by: Euell Gibbons at September 10, 2013 04:17 PM (74gkr)

49 BTW, thanks to Ace, I got RTed by Rep. Steve Stockman. So that's pretty cool. I also got RTed by IowaHawk once. So, yes, I can die happy.

Posted by: AmishDude at September 10, 2013 04:18 PM (T0NGe)

50 Ace, I wonder if this time of day is commenter shift change time (day walkers drifting off, night owls just starting to come around). Also, commuting and dinner time. Posted by: Mayday at September 10, 2013 08:14 PM (eHc+1) Yeah, it's close-of-business on the West coast, so folks are heading home from work, and on the East coast everyone's just settling down for a late dinner or to check out whatever's on TV. And evening shift workers are getting ready to head in to the shop. It's kind of a No Man's Land in terms of commenter availability.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/b][/u] at September 10, 2013 04:18 PM (CA2NO)

51 If Ace has a fully functioning TARDIS


Except in his case, It's the reTARDIS.


Jelly Baby? [offers bag]

Posted by: Tom Baker at September 10, 2013 04:18 PM (3kf8y)

52 Kids and homework time too.

Posted by: CDR M at September 10, 2013 04:18 PM (OJvfL)

53 Cat videos? Is it Caterday already?

Posted by: John Smith at September 10, 2013 04:18 PM (wR+pz)

54 Posted by: Rush Limbaugh at September 10, 2013 08:15 PM (rLMhe) Did I miss the announcement that we're running short of asshole Moby's?

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at September 10, 2013 04:19 PM (JQuNB)

55 Wow, I love when progs lament the destruction of the culture, as if they hadn't been working to corrode our sense of anything approaching innocence for the past century or so.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at September 10, 2013 04:19 PM (IlZPo)

56
Like many here I won't be watching, but will be relying on you brave souls to relay His Fecklessness' message.

I suspect it will just be a rewrite of George HW Bush's Iraq warning to Hussein.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 10, 2013 04:19 PM (sj9LN)

57 IÂ’m glad that there was no video of TFG. I would have gotten up and done something else. I canÂ’t watch him, unless heÂ’s pissed off and then itÂ’s funny.

Posted by: CarolT at September 10, 2013 04:20 PM (z4WKX)

58 I don't think that is really Rush Limbaugh.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 10, 2013 04:20 PM (0axsw)

59 43 soothie, have you ever fucked a socialist? Posted by: fluffy at September 10, 2013 08:16 PM (JiTKm) I have, and she was a ginger too!

Posted by: John Smith at September 10, 2013 04:20 PM (wR+pz)

60 Can you imagine that if you were the same size of or slightly smaller than you cat, how easily it could kill you?

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at September 10, 2013 04:20 PM (WdWRd)

61 >>> Dummy Earlier today, Phyisical Klliff warned that on October 1st, we would all be fucking socialists. I was hoping you had some safety tips.

Posted by: fluffy at September 10, 2013 04:20 PM (JiTKm)

62 Yet we always seem to veer off topic. Posted by: fluffy at September 10, 2013 08:15 PM (JiTKm) That's because we all start from the same topic. When you've got everyone starting from different topics it's hard to get a conversation going, and so hard to go off on tangents. ... That made more sense in my head than it does on the screen.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/b][/u] at September 10, 2013 04:20 PM (CA2NO)

63

Lemme guess - he's going to be an obnoxious scold and tell everyone that the Senate is full of a bunch of meanies.  And that the country is full of people who just like to watch Muslims kill each other.

 

(Make that raaaaacist people  - gotta keep the meme going)

 

Oh, and he's going to go over everyone's head anyway, because, "I won".

 

And because he knows better than everyone else in the country, but we're too stupid to get that (still - it's been 5 years, you'd think some of those yokels he's president of would have figured it out by now.....)

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at September 10, 2013 04:20 PM (PZ6/M)

64 >>>ironic acid that corrodes our sense of wonder.<<<

If someone pissed in your Kaboom, would you even know it?

Posted by: Fritz at September 10, 2013 04:21 PM (4u+Q5)

65 Did I miss the announcement that we're running short of asshole Mobys?
They all volunteered to serve in Syria.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at September 10, 2013 04:21 PM (YD2FC)

66

This is brutal.  Breitbart would've loved it.  Levin played it tonight.  Second City has made a video of libs mocking libs.  "Help Kickstart Start WW III."

 

http://bit.ly/17X5bAU

 

 

Posted by: RushBabe at September 10, 2013 04:21 PM (hrIP5)

67 So the theme of the week for the Left is  U LIKE BUSH WARZ, HOW COME NOT TEH BLACK MAN'S???

If we just had amnesty and a higher min wage that kind of irrational excuse for argument will disappear, right?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at September 10, 2013 04:21 PM (EpkXg)

68 "Before getting to that, look at Richard Branson bragging on himself."

A more significant video would be "Richard Branson not bragging on himself." There's only one person on the planet who makes a bigger narcissist, and he hasn't an iota of the accomplishments of Branson. Can anyone ID this stuttering clustercufk? Yes? Congratulations. You are not an LIV.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 10, 2013 04:22 PM (eHIJJ)

69 I'm glad the Slate writer pointed out what a tragedy it was that comedian Jimmy Kimmel made a joke video intended to draw attention to his late night program. That's like advertising or something, which is gay.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 10, 2013 04:22 PM (qRasw)

70 No because I hate fucking socialists. Dummy. Posted by: soothsayer at September 10, 2013 08:17 PM (8ZQ2a) I'm imagining soothsayer's nightmares being haunted by horny, socialist monkeys.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/b][/u] at September 10, 2013 04:23 PM (CA2NO)

71 Spoiler alert: The cliffhanger from the last Breaking Bad episode shows just how much awesome Obama has in his steely eyed showdown with Putin, or something.

Posted by: wooga at September 10, 2013 04:23 PM (AMuDZ)

72 >>> hey I don't get a lot of comments on these end-of-night posts. They seem to get stomped pretty quick. Last night you threw up a football thread right after. I don't know, maybe people are, like, eating dinner and stuff. Some quality links though.

Posted by: Eton Cox at September 10, 2013 04:23 PM (q177U)

73 Live blodg Dear Leader or can no one stomach it?

Posted by: RWC - MΩRΩΠ LΔβΣ at September 10, 2013 04:23 PM (NLTDQ)

74 Here you go ace, kittehs on a treadmill:

http://youtu.be/yVjzd320gew

Posted by: DangerGirl, home sweet home at September 10, 2013 04:23 PM (GrtrJ)

75 Ace, no one is around at this time of day is all. Everyone's just getting home from work or eating dinner. I really like these wrap up posts. They're kinda like a bookend to BenK's morning news dump and a nice lead in to the ONT --- something for everyone except for the cats. We can do without the cats.

Posted by: L, elle at September 10, 2013 04:23 PM (0PiQ4)

76 Though I do love Bert the cat and the cat balloon.  Bert kicks it's ass in two seconds.

Posted by: DangerGirl, home sweet home at September 10, 2013 04:24 PM (GrtrJ)

77 Posted by: RushBabe at September 10, 2013 08:21 PM (hrIP5) I got the video the daily email I signed up for from Powerline Blog. It is funny. I was going to post it but you did, RushBabe. Carol

Posted by: CarolT at September 10, 2013 04:24 PM (z4WKX)

78 Speaking of dinner, I'm going to get something to eat.  Won't be able to keep it down if I watch the Bamster, so who's going to take one for the team?

Posted by: Mayday at September 10, 2013 04:25 PM (eHc+1)

79 But let me tell you something you don't know. The bluegum in the White House is pissing me off more than MLK did on a drunk bender on BBQ chicken day in Georgia.

Now lets get off our ass and stand up for AMERICA!
Posted by: Rush Limbaugh

Preach it brother.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 10, 2013 04:25 PM (qRasw)

80 61 Can you imagine that if you were the same size of or slightly smaller than you cat, how easily it could kill you? Actually, we've got a huge Maine coon who could probably kill us at our present size if he weren't so sweet and dog-like. Or if we forgot to feed him.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at September 10, 2013 04:25 PM (IlZPo)

81 You know, that Richard Branson thing - good on him, really. He's doing this on his own dime, and looks like he'll make a profit - again. Remember, this guy also made a profit off of D&D/RPG/War Game stores. A profit. Off nerds. He's got it in his blood I think.

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at September 10, 2013 04:25 PM (Kxoqk)

82 Can someone please explain to me what exactly the "geek sublime" is?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/b][/u] at September 10, 2013 04:25 PM (CA2NO)

83 "When liars spread their hoggish propaganda, they mist the with distrust."

That right there should be cut into the forehead of every mainstream media employee with a dull Bowie knife, then rubbed with dog shit to make sure the scar lasts forever.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 10, 2013 04:26 PM (8+xjO)

84 >>So, yes, I can die happy. Not as long as there are lawyers sending mind rays into your brain you can't.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2013 04:26 PM (g1DWB)

85 Ace: "hey I don't get a lot of comments on these end-of-night posts."

Too many sleeping off the afternoon drunk in order to prepare for the nightly drinking?

I dunno. Skipping the posts is hard work, too, you know. The commentariat needs its nap time.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 10, 2013 04:27 PM (eHIJJ)

86

88!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Needing Moar Kaboom at September 10, 2013 04:27 PM (6rcHp)

87 "hey I don't get a lot of comments on these end-of-night posts."

it; drinks and dinner time here... for some reason, when Resident Evil comes home from w*rk, she expects me to pay attention to her and have dinner ready, instead of continuing to FO on the internet with the rest of you...

slave driver!

Posted by: Mayor George Zimmerman at September 10, 2013 04:27 PM (q+fqH)

88 See? That's how you bend time!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Needing Moar Kaboom at September 10, 2013 04:27 PM (6rcHp)

89 Hehe

Posted by: nnptcgrad at September 10, 2013 04:27 PM (Opyrm)

90 The Daily Mail is nothing but Zimmerman stories. They have never stopped hating on the guy.

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at September 10, 2013 04:28 PM (WdWRd)

91 Awesome tweet from AmishDude

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 10, 2013 04:28 PM (DmNpO)

92 87 88! Posted by: Pug Mahon, Needing Moar Kaboom at September 10, 2013 08:27 PM (6rcHp) nazi!

Posted by: RWC - MΩRΩΠ LΔβΣ at September 10, 2013 04:28 PM (pWYv+)

93 Do you guys think there's too many links or something? Something that makes it seem like it's not a good place to comment? Keep in mind, it's in that commute home - dinner - unwind time window. Much of the Horde shoehorns in Lives in this period, so attention is elsewhere. But for what it's worth, it's a great unwinding post, personally.

Posted by: Brother Cavil and his Flying Toaster Circus at September 10, 2013 04:29 PM (m9V0o)

94 stupid sock.

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 10, 2013 04:29 PM (q+fqH)

95

Geek sublime?  

 

Sounds like a small green fruit grown in underbrush around Athens.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 10, 2013 04:29 PM (N/Sup)

96 Ace, may I make a request for your next Rule 34 of Cute google search? Budgie Bath Tub Goggies and kittehs are adorable, but as a bird lover I've got to shout out for our feathered friends, too! And in honor of AtC's experiences in San Juan this afternoon, may I suggest something to do with iguanas?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/b][/u] at September 10, 2013 04:29 PM (CA2NO)

97 The Daily Mail is nothing but Zimmerman stories. They have never stopped hating on the guy. *** What kind of a vindictive bitch is his wife to know the position he is in and make a false claim about him placing his hand on his gun? Or.... has that been misreported?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 10, 2013 04:29 PM (DmNpO)

98 SOA premieres tonight.

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at September 10, 2013 04:29 PM (WdWRd)

99 Sounds like a small green fruit grown in underbrush around Athens. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 10, 2013 08:29 PM (N/Sup) PUNS! I LOVE PUNS!!! *backflips onto trampoline!*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/b][/u] at September 10, 2013 04:30 PM (CA2NO)

100

Geek Sublime. Might be a female Irish punk band where all the girls wear Catholic school girl uniforms and round plastic eyeglasses....ironically, of course.

 

Or it might be some bullshit thing hipsters say to announce their hipster-ness.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Needing Moar Kaboom at September 10, 2013 04:30 PM (6rcHp)

101 I have Guardian Story open on another tab and it is titled the US Consulate Attack and what really happened. I havenÂ’t watched it yet, they have at least three videos on it.

Posted by: CarolT at September 10, 2013 04:30 PM (z4WKX)

102 Looking out my window, downtown, to the WTC memorial searchlights.

Still hurts 12 years later.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 10, 2013 08:06 PM (WjLUf)


Yes.  I still can't watch videos of that day without tearing up.

Posted by: DangerGirl, home sweet home at September 10, 2013 04:31 PM (GrtrJ)

103 I like these posts.  I just don't have anything clever to say, unless I bust out my Chris Matthews impression. 

Posted by: Dave S. at September 10, 2013 04:31 PM (UvR6d)

104 Thanks CAC.

I'm hoping for the best, progun wise.

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at September 10, 2013 04:32 PM (MnSla)

105 Very cool beans. Video below. Look at those chemtrails.

Posted by: typical Paultard at September 10, 2013 04:32 PM (3nCIV)

106 Here is link to Guardian looking for truth on Benghazi consulate attack last year. http://tinyurl.com/or85yz5

Posted by: CarolT at September 10, 2013 04:32 PM (z4WKX)

107

is there a law that says female tattoo artists have to have big tits?

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 10, 2013 04:33 PM (1MCcX)

108 Here you go ace, kittehs on a treadmill: *** I'm waiting for kittehs on an elliptical

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 10, 2013 04:33 PM (DmNpO)

109 I like these posts. I just don't have anything clever to say, unless I bust out my Chris Matthews impression. Posted by: Dave S. at September 10, 2013 08:31 PM (UvR6d) Question: Isn't it technically impossible to say anything clever when one is doing an impression of Chris Matthews?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/b][/u] at September 10, 2013 04:34 PM (CA2NO)

110 The good news? We can finally define the Obama Doctrine:

Posted by: soothsayer at September 10, 2013 04:34 PM (8ZQ2a)

111 Yes, sheÂ’s right Ace. IÂ’m going to go make myself something for dinner and wash a load of towels and other stuff. The timing isnÂ’t the best right now for lots of comments.

Posted by: CarolT at September 10, 2013 04:34 PM (z4WKX)

112 An eight-year-old child bride has died in Yemen of internal bleeding sustained during her wedding night after being forced to marry a man five times her age, the British Daily Mail reported, citing activists. It's just like a Christian marriage -Senator McCain

Posted by: RWC - MΩRΩΠ LΔβΣ at September 10, 2013 04:34 PM (pWYv+)

113 Good God, I know Ed Asner is a commie slime, but he looks like shit on O'Fuckstick's show.  Did he have a stroke? Or is he just shithoused?

Posted by: Country Singer at September 10, 2013 04:35 PM (LGM9b)

114
Question: Isn't it technically impossible to say anything clever when one is doing an impression of Chris Matthews?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at September 10, 2013 08:34 PM (CA2NO)

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Fair enough and probably accurate.  I have nothing clever to say.

Posted by: Dave S. at September 10, 2013 04:35 PM (UvR6d)

115 MWR: "And in honor of AtC's experiences in San Juan this afternoon, may I suggest something to do with iguanas?"

I was thinking arachnid videos. You know, big, stalking, hairy... with oogly eyes and fangs. Holding a Rum-n-Coke.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 10, 2013 04:36 PM (eHIJJ)

116 The most successful  Chris Matthews impression is when you  make the listener cringe when the bourbon-infused spittle hits said listener's face.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Needing Moar Kaboom at September 10, 2013 04:36 PM (6rcHp)

117 Leathers showed up at Weiner's campaign HQ flashing her fake boobs. Seems odd that a slut would whining about another slut. http://goo.gl/SMMT92

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at September 10, 2013 04:36 PM (WdWRd)

118 Enough of Zombie Lou Grant already Bill.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 10, 2013 04:36 PM (0axsw)

119 Good God, I know Ed Asner is a commie slime, but he looks like shit on O'Fuckstick's show. Did he have a stroke? Or is he just shithoused? *** Hate and spite tend to make one ugly.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 10, 2013 04:37 PM (DmNpO)

120 Last nightÂ’s ONT was sparse at least while I was here. There was a lot of posting about shaving. Women usually shave in the shower, etc. It was probably the shortest ONT that IÂ’ve ever seen. It might have gotten more interesting after I started watching SundayÂ’s Dexter episode. I always look away for a second and miss something good. I will watch it tonight on demand.

Posted by: CarolT at September 10, 2013 04:37 PM (z4WKX)

121 NDH He's just a fucking asshole. After a while the shit starts to show on your face.

Posted by: John Smith at September 10, 2013 04:38 PM (wR+pz)

122 Drone on incessantly and carry a little thai stick.

Posted by: Precedent Ogabe at September 10, 2013 04:38 PM (0axsw)

123 Nice Open Thread Ace...

I am sorta bummed that we've only had one named tropical storm this fall....

WTF Goreons I thought we were getting up to Hurricane Eleventy Strength or something...

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2013 04:38 PM (9jfyN)

124 My best staticky cat story is when my two approached each other across the living room carpet. When their noses were about a half inch apart, I saw a blue spark jump between them and heard an audible snap. They took off in opposite directions, each no doubt assuming the other had done it.

Posted by: rickl at September 10, 2013 04:38 PM (sdi6R)

125

Oh crap.  Now we're required to say clever stuff.  I'm in trouble.

 

Think Seamus, think, dammit!

 

Nope- nothing.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 10, 2013 04:39 PM (N/Sup)

126 NDH, everything is on the intertubes. http://tinyurl.com/oo32az7 Cat on elliptical

Posted by: RWC - MΩRΩΠ LΔβΣ at September 10, 2013 04:39 PM (NLTDQ)

127

I was just over at Costco to pick up a prescription, and they're already got their Christmas stuff out.

Heathens.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 10, 2013 04:39 PM (kdS6q)

128 121 Last nightÂ’s ONT was sparse at least while I was here. There was a lot of posting about shaving. Women usually shave in the shower, etc. It was probably the shortest ONT that IÂ’ve ever seen Summer is over. Banning half your commentators reduces comments.

Posted by: John Smith at September 10, 2013 04:39 PM (wR+pz)

129 121 Carol T,

I am unpacking and trying to keep a human schedule...

I was offered an interview with a moving company....

I love playing freight monkey

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2013 04:40 PM (9jfyN)

130 130 John Smith,

AoSHQ is mostly a Zen Buddhism simulator...

death is seldom eternal here.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2013 04:40 PM (9jfyN)

131 I was thinking arachnid videos. You know, big, stalking, hairy... with oogly eyes and fangs. Holding a Rum-n-Coke. Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 10, 2013 08:36 PM (eHIJJ) NOOOOOOOO! ... Although the addition of the Rum-n-Coke IS a classy touch. Just add a top hat and a monocle, and perhaps a handlebar mustache.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/b][/u] at September 10, 2013 04:41 PM (CA2NO)

132 AoSHQ is mostly a Zen Buddhism simulator... death is seldom eternal here. Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2013 08:40 PM (9jfyN) True dat.

Posted by: John Smith at September 10, 2013 04:41 PM (wR+pz)

133 >>I am sorta bummed that we've only had one named tropical storm this fall.... Fall doesn't even start for a couple weeks and the season isn't close to being over. Careful what you wish for. As someone who lives on the ocean, I'd just as soon miss as many hurricanes as possible.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2013 04:41 PM (g1DWB)

134 What kind of a vindictive bitch is his wife to know the position he is in and make a false claim about him placing his hand on his gun? Or.... has that been misreported? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 10, 2013 08:29 PM (DmNpO) NDH, I think she was being a vindictive bitch too. IÂ’m sure that her life has been ruined by the whole frigging mess but he didnÂ’t do anything wrong. She should try to forgive him and if they are going to divorce, be civil about it.

Posted by: CarolT at September 10, 2013 04:42 PM (z4WKX)

135 Although the addition of the Rum-n-Coke IS a classy touch. Just add a top hat and a monocle, and perhaps a handlebar mustache.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at September 10, 2013 08:41 PM (CA2NO)


And a Cubano cigar...

Posted by: Country Singer at September 10, 2013 04:42 PM (LGM9b)

136 Ed Asner, interviewed by O'Reilly, thinks the Russian proposal includes handing over Assad's chemical weapons to the USA...

ORLY?

In all fairness (yeah, I'm being generous), Ed's not looking good.

Posted by: TheEngineer at September 10, 2013 04:42 PM (9PNNC)

137 I admit to a serious gap in my education. I do not understand why killing women and children with semtex is ok; but, killing them with nerve gas is not. Help me Rhonda.

Posted by: VADM (Red) Cuthbert Collingwood (Mentioned in Despatches) at September 10, 2013 04:43 PM (yL0v8)

138 Ha! Ask and you shall receive....kittehs on an elliptical.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 10, 2013 04:43 PM (DmNpO)

139 What kind of a vindictive bitch is his wife to know the position he is in and make a false claim about him placing his hand on his gun? One listening to a particularly slimy divorce lawyer.

Posted by: Brother Cavil and his Flying Toaster Circus at September 10, 2013 04:43 PM (m9V0o)

140 And a Cubano cigar... Posted by: Country Singer at September 10, 2013 08:42 PM (LGM9b) And spats.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/b][/u] at September 10, 2013 04:44 PM (CA2NO)

141 Cuba Libre.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 10, 2013 04:44 PM (0axsw)

142 135 Jack Straw,

Well one this Season...

anyhow I *like* Hurricanes...and Paul Klugman says the broken window fallacy is for pussies...

so bring on the Hypercanes...preferably Newark NJ and maybe Detroit...

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2013 04:44 PM (9jfyN)

143 Can you imagine that if you were the same size of or slightly smaller than you cat, how easily it could kill you?

You could call it a 'lion' or a 'tiger' or something.  Maybe a 'panther'.*


*couldn't help it.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 10, 2013 04:44 PM (sj9LN)

144 IÂ’m listening to Levin now, itÂ’s an hour delay here on Boston station. Mike Lee is a keeper too! Ted Cruz is going to give a major foreign policy speech tomorrow at 4 pm. I wonder why? Other than heÂ’s most certainly running in 2016. IÂ’m on board with him. He is a fighter, for us.

Posted by: CarolT at September 10, 2013 04:44 PM (z4WKX)

145 hey I don't get a lot of comments on these end-of-night posts. Posted by: ace at September 10, 2013 08:09 PM (/IWYB) East coast dinner, Midwest seems to eat earlier, West coast commuting home. That's probably half of it there. Also it's often a "specialty" thread on a non-main subject and people have less to say.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 10, 2013 04:45 PM (qyfb5)

146 Ed's not looking good -------- My diaper needed to be changed.

Posted by: Ed Asner at September 10, 2013 04:45 PM (Aif/5)

147 120 Good God, I know Ed Asner is a commie slime, but he looks like shit on O'Fuckstick's show. Did he have a stroke? Or is he just shithoused? After a life of sex, drugs, and rock & roll? You should be shocked he looked that good.

Posted by: VADM (Red) Cuthbert Collingwood (Mentioned in Despatches) at September 10, 2013 04:45 PM (yL0v8)

148 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at September 10, 2013 08:44 PM (CA2NO)

Don't forget the white linen suit.

Posted by: Country Singer at September 10, 2013 04:45 PM (LGM9b)

149 I said this before but I don't think the wife can go on the shows anymore and bash him for dollars. If she does, they are going to ask her about what happened and she would have to explain why she and her father didn't cooperate with the police.

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at September 10, 2013 04:45 PM (WdWRd)

150 I'm trying to find cats tied to a bunch of balloons, running around and kind of half floating, but the best I can find is cats with one balloon tied to them running around. Hmmmm.... Should I go find a cat?

Posted by: mugiwara at September 10, 2013 04:45 PM (hpYnL)

151 138 Ed Asner, interviewed by O'Reilly, thinks the Russian proposal includes handing over Assad's chemical weapons to the USA...Posted by: TheEngineer at September 10, 2013 08:42 PM (9PNNC)
Maybe Ed could take some of them.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 10, 2013 04:45 PM (74gkr)

152 Evidently he showed up at the house with another woman along with. This tends to make ex-wives to be a bit upset. I don't know the whole story here but, yeah, divorcing women call cops. Women dig the power of the state.

Posted by: blaster at September 10, 2013 04:46 PM (5Xlg3)

153 NDH, I think she was being a vindictive bitch too. IÂ’m sure that her life has been ruined by the whole frigging mess but he didnÂ’t do anything wrong. She should try to forgive him and if they are going to divorce, be civil about it. *** She made the claim knowing that he has a concealed carry permit. Imagine the mess he would be in had he actually had the gun on him when police arrived. It just blows my mind.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 10, 2013 04:46 PM (DmNpO)

154 What kind of a vindictive bitch is his wife to know the position he is in and make a false claim about him placing his hand on his gun? Or.... has that been misreported? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 10, 2013 08:29 PM (DmNpO) A) The question contains the answer and B) probably. It's the MFM (delenda est) after all.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 10, 2013 04:46 PM (qyfb5)

155 11 hey I don't get a lot of comments on these end-of-night posts. In my case (and I know youÂ’re waiting breathlessly for my comments on every post) itÂ’s because these tend to happen at the end of the work-day, while IÂ’m going home or getting home (IÂ’m on the west coast.)

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 10, 2013 04:46 PM (CeNUw)

156

2 I wanna party with the feral pig.

 

 

I did party with the feral pig. Asshole took six beers from my cooler. We call him 'party pig'.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at September 10, 2013 04:46 PM (DHQv9)

157 Sssshhhh! Quiet. Ed is being Wise and Stuff.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Needing Moar Kaboom at September 10, 2013 04:47 PM (6rcHp)

158 I wish Huma would shank Sydney. Wouldn't that be exciting??

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at September 10, 2013 04:47 PM (WdWRd)

159 Ted Cruz is going to give a major foreign policy speech tomorrow at 4 pm. I wonder why? Other than heÂ’s most certainly running in 2016. IÂ’m on board with him. He is a fighter, for us. *** I read a comment on an earlier thread that Rand will be making a speech tonight.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 10, 2013 04:47 PM (DmNpO)

160 I'm waiting for kittehs on an elliptical Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 10, 2013 08:33 PM (DmNpO)


NDH, your wish is my command:

http://youtu.be/pDx5Y2SLrEM

Posted by: DangerGirl, home sweet home at September 10, 2013 04:47 PM (GrtrJ)

161 Don't forget the white linen suit. Posted by: Country Singer at September 10, 2013 08:45 PM (LGM9b) I was thinking a tux and tails. Less Cuban cocaine cartel, more Gatsby.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/b][/u] at September 10, 2013 04:47 PM (CA2NO)

162

You could call it a 'lion' or a 'tiger' or something. Maybe a 'panther'.*

*couldn't help it.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 10, 2013 08:44 PM (sj9LN)

 

*****

 

I thought AoSHQ had a no-panthers rule.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 10, 2013 04:48 PM (N/Sup)

163 I think someone should walk up the author and say "Bonjour, I'm a French model."  ZOMG!  You can't believe everything on the internet. 

Posted by: no good deed at September 10, 2013 04:48 PM (k55Fc)

164
so bring on the Hypercanes...preferably Newark NJ and maybe Detroit...
Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2013 08:44 PM (9jfyN)
Maybe even a Sharkane.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 10, 2013 04:49 PM (74gkr)

165 Sssshhhh! Quiet. Ed is being Wise and Stuff. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Needing Moar Kaboom at September 10, 2013 08:47 PM (6rcHp) OBJECTION! Counsel is claiming that Ed Asner has the capability to be wise. Cites facts not in evidence.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/b][/u] at September 10, 2013 04:49 PM (CA2NO)

166 MWR, basically, we're talking about a spider version of Alex Cord's character "Archangel" in Airwolf.

http://www.alexcord.com/Archangel1.jpg

Posted by: Country Singer at September 10, 2013 04:49 PM (LGM9b)

167 Also it's often a "specialty" thread on a non-main subject and people have less to say. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 10, 2013 08:45 PM (qyfb5) We comment on what ever comes to mind in addition to commenting on what Ace wrote. I was afraid that he was going to put TFG on in a video. I should have known better. Ace wouldnÂ’t do that to us. Mero, did you see your research doctors this week? I think it was yesterday? Carol

Posted by: CarolT at September 10, 2013 04:50 PM (z4WKX)

168 Will there be a live blog for my epic, historic, and transcendental speech tonight?

Posted by: King Choom I at September 10, 2013 04:50 PM (Aif/5)

169 What about Fat Rush - Draft Dodger due to the anal pimple?

Posted by: Rush Limbaugh at September 10, 2013 04:50 PM (rLMhe)

170 Well damn.  Beaten to the punch. 

Posted by: DangerGirl, home sweet home at September 10, 2013 04:50 PM (GrtrJ)

171 Will there be a live blog for my epic, historic, and transcendental speech tonight? Posted by: King Choom I at September 10, 2013 08:50 PM (Aif/5) No. We save live blogs for important things. FYNQ.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/b][/u] at September 10, 2013 04:51 PM (CA2NO)

172 Mero, did you see your research doctors this week? I think it was yesterday? Carol Posted by: CarolT at September 10, 2013 08:50 PM (z4WKX) Pedestrian thinkers. I keep going on.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 10, 2013 04:52 PM (qyfb5)

173 Aaaaaand erg's still got nothing.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/b][/u] at September 10, 2013 04:52 PM (CA2NO)

174

@11.

 

Ace, I kind of have two AoSHQ personas, the day time one, where I seldom get to comment, but read voraciously.  In my defense I never bill that time to clients.

 

Then there's the nighttime. Which is still  sometimes hampered by my  daily life, but I am more likely to comment, even though  most of the time I  have that "why did I hit "post" moment.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Needing Moar Kaboom at September 10, 2013 04:52 PM (6rcHp)

175

Ace, people are on the computer less at this time of day. I'll be called to dinner any minute for example.

 

 

Take advantage of the down time, put the Gaming thread in this slot, it never gets many comments anyway. Cuz gamers are gaming, dinner or no.

Posted by: Meremortal at September 10, 2013 04:52 PM (1Y+hH)

176 No. We save live blogs for important things. FYNQ. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at September 10, 2013 08:51 PM (CA2NO) As I told a cob in a text, the liveblog sucks. Evening fappers. And to you in particular MWR. Been too long. Trampoline?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 10, 2013 04:52 PM (GEICT)

177 No. We save live blogs for important things. *** SHARKNADO!!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 10, 2013 04:52 PM (DmNpO)

178 Is that Donkey Hottay?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 10, 2013 04:52 PM (0axsw)

179 Tiny troll is tiny.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Needing Moar Kaboom at September 10, 2013 04:52 PM (6rcHp)

180 Thar she blows.  It's Moby Dick!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 10, 2013 04:53 PM (N/Sup)

181 Well damn. Beaten to the punch. Posted by: DangerGirl, home sweet home at September 10, 2013 08:50 PM (GrtrJ) Psst! Here! *hands DG a bottle of Val-U-Rite* Spike it!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/b][/u] at September 10, 2013 04:53 PM (CA2NO)

182 171 Rush Limbaugh,

How many combat jumps does General Manly Throw McMomjeans Hero of Hole 19 have again?

I must have missed out...oh wait he THOUGHT about er ah "joining"...

have a warm cup of go fuck yourself.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2013 04:53 PM (9jfyN)

183 even though most of the time I havethat "why did I hit "post" moment. Otherwise known as "my entire posting history".

Posted by: Brother Cavil and his Flying Toaster Circus at September 10, 2013 04:53 PM (m9V0o)

184 I'm not going to watch the TFG. I will await the brilliant synopsis from the AoSHQ. It's either that or shoot the fricking tv

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at September 10, 2013 04:53 PM (HVff2)

185 I don't much care for Jimmy Kimmel pranks, but geez,  Mr geek sublime acts like someone ate his halloween candy.

  It was a dumb video by description, and most people thought it was set up anyway (I never gave it a view as I assumed it was fake)  or had a niggling doubt.  How invested was he in this particular version of Santy Claus?

Posted by: SarahW at September 10, 2013 04:53 PM (LYwCh)

186 No. We save live blogs for important things. FYNQ. -------- MWR's trampoline is to be confiscated by the Department of Education's SWAT team and donated to Harry Reid's foster home.

Posted by: Executive Order 10,267 at September 10, 2013 04:54 PM (Aif/5)

187 I wonder if Obama has ever once, just even for the most fleeting moment, had an actual moment of true self-awareness. ....... Naaaah, what am I thinkin'?? That's just crazy talk. If he did he would have OD'd minutes later just. To. Stop. The. Pain.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at September 10, 2013 04:54 PM (yEdqr)

188 And to you in particular MWR. Been too long. Trampoline? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 10, 2013 08:52 PM (GEICT) Yes please! I was already bouncing on one because Seamus Muldoon made a pun, but I think I need something bigger to really get sufficient elasticity. *BOING!*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/b][/u] at September 10, 2013 04:55 PM (CA2NO)

189 T-minus 5 minutes and counting. White House bullshit is internal. We are GO for lies.

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 10, 2013 04:56 PM (8sCoq)

190 MWR's trampoline is to be confiscated by the Department of Education's SWAT team and donated to Harry Reid's foster home. Posted by: Executive Order 10,267 at September 10, 2013 08:54 PM (Aif/5) NOOOOOOOO! *stuffs trampoline under shirt and flees!*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/b][/u] at September 10, 2013 04:56 PM (CA2NO)

191 Damn fruit flies are drinking my wine.

Posted by: Ronster at September 10, 2013 04:56 PM (zINDY)

192 186 I'm not going to watch the TFG.

Misanthropic humanitarian,  the only way to go.   His voice is going to be set on extra petulance despite his GREAT VICTORY.

Posted by: SarahW at September 10, 2013 04:56 PM (LYwCh)

193 I hope this doesn't turn in to three dimensional battleship.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 10, 2013 04:57 PM (0axsw)

194 T-minus 5 minutes and counting. White House bullshit is internal. We are GO for lies. Posted by: Jones in CO at September 10, 2013 08:56 PM (8sCoq) Anyone want to place bets on how late the Mocha Messiah is tonight? Five minutes? Ten? Fifteen?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/b][/u] at September 10, 2013 04:57 PM (CA2NO)

195 Pedestrian thinkers. I keep going on. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 10, 2013 08:52 PM (qyfb5) Sorry to hear that. Did you take medication with your retired doctor? IF so, tell the cardiologist you have now that it takes time, months even, to get the right mix of, for me, painkillers and muscle relaxers that relieve my pain and muscle spasm but donÂ’t make me tired. When he was forced to retire, my younger brother had told his doctor about me. I see her now & she hasnÂ’t tried to mess with success. ThatÂ’s only helpful if you had taken something that worked for you w/o making you sick. Carol

Posted by: CarolT at September 10, 2013 04:57 PM (z4WKX)

196 Yes please! I was already bouncing on one because Seamus Muldoon made a pun, but I think I need something bigger to really get sufficient elasticity. Oh, trust me, you got that whole "elasticity" thing covered like a blanket. Yes, siree.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at September 10, 2013 04:57 PM (yEdqr)

197 If you're real quiet you can hear the fabric of Chris Matthews' fly stretching...

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 10, 2013 04:57 PM (8sCoq)

198 New thread for the fucktard scoamf? Or do we have to reload all the cat videos?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 10, 2013 04:58 PM (ZPrif)

199 OKAY - I had a GOD DAMNED anal cyst back then and I ran from the draft!  Just like Bill Clinton!

Is that a big deal?

Now I am sticking Oxy up my nose and butt-fricking young DR boys as fast as I can!


So fucking what?

Posted by: Rush Limbaugh at September 10, 2013 04:58 PM (rLMhe)

200 170 Will there be a live blog for my epic, historic, and transcendental speech tonight?

Posted by: King Choom I at September 10, 2013 08:50 PM (Aif/5)

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Let me be clear, there are those that say we should do nothing.  I reject that notion.  There are those that say we should nuke the whole region.  I also reject that notion.  This is not the time for petty politics.  There is a smart, sensible common ground that all rational people, such as myself, can find in between these extreme elements.  

This is why I come to you today, and tell you that we are fully prepared to deploy a 2 liter of coca-cola and a pack of mentos, and send a clear message to Assad that he is not likely to forget anytime soon.  Please call your congressman or woman and tell them to vote yes.

Posted by: Dave S. at September 10, 2013 04:58 PM (UvR6d)

201 *slides super bouncy trampoline to MWR* *hands over super small schoolgirl outfit*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 10, 2013 04:58 PM (GEICT)

202 Operation Teleprompter Surprise in 3... 2... 1...

Posted by: TheEngineer at September 10, 2013 04:58 PM (9PNNC)

203 Psst! Here! *hands DG a bottle of Val-U-Rite* Spike it! Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at September 10, 2013 08:53 PM (CA2NO)


Tankyoo.

Posted by: DangerGirl, home sweet home at September 10, 2013 04:58 PM (GrtrJ)

204

That Kimmel thing was obviously fake on the first watch. The girl adjusted her fall to hit the table square, the table collapsed much too easily, her leg which caught fire was strategically off camera just for  the right moment, her screams weren't convincing.

 

 

As for Kimmel, good for him for discovering free advertising.

 

 

My work here is done.

 

 

Bring   on the Mad Bomber.

Posted by: Meremortal at September 10, 2013 04:58 PM (1Y+hH)

205 How purple will his lips be? Will he be totally baked on Choom?

Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2013 04:58 PM (9XBK2)

206 I cannot listen to Bronco Bama speak. Every time I hear him on whatever radical h8r talk show I happen to be listening to, I make little hissing noises every time he ssayss anything with the letter ssss in it. I think my office matesss think I'm fucking nutsss, or that they sssuspect me of  understanding snake speak  My Harry Potter lexicon is rusty.  Forgiveness, pleas.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Needing Moar Kaboom at September 10, 2013 04:58 PM (6rcHp)

207 184 171 Rush Limbaugh, How many combat jumps does General Manly Throw McMomjeans Hero of Hole 19 have again? I must have missed out...oh wait he THOUGHT about er ah "joining"... Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2013 08:53 PM (9jfyN) He was all in until the recruiter showed him the training vid. 'Above his pay grade.' http://tinyurl.com/3x7nlj (Yes, it farts dust it's so old)

Posted by: RWC - MΩRΩΠ LΔβΣ at September 10, 2013 04:58 PM (NLTDQ)

208 hey I don't get a lot of comments on these end-of-night posts.

Yeah, things really slow down around here once everybody gets off work...

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at September 10, 2013 04:58 PM (6WVi+)

209 T-minus 90 seconds. TelePrompTer IS ACTIVE

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 10, 2013 04:58 PM (8sCoq)

210 Anyone want to place bets on how late the Mocha Messiah is tonight? Five minutes? Ten? Fifteen Depends on if Reggie changes his Pampers on time. Fuckin shit pants shit head

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at September 10, 2013 04:59 PM (HVff2)

211 All trolls are Average Joe, who sucks cock by choice.

Posted by: DangerGirl, home sweet home at September 10, 2013 04:59 PM (GrtrJ)

212 Pat Sajak ‏@patsajak 42m In all fairness, the world is a tough community to organize.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 10, 2013 05:00 PM (DmNpO)

213 *hands over super small schoolgirl outfit* Nice touch. *fist bump* It's the attention to detail that is the mark of a true professional.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at September 10, 2013 05:00 PM (yEdqr)

214

(rLMhe)

 

I fart in your general direction.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 10, 2013 05:00 PM (BAS5M)

215 Speaking in primetime again huh? Such a narcissistic prick. At least this isn't "in-season" for tv. Nothing was better when he pulled that shit over and over and several stations refused to carry him live.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 10, 2013 05:00 PM (GEICT)

216 ABC has their very serious event graphic up.  This is Syrias, you guys.

Posted by: no good deed at September 10, 2013 05:00 PM (k55Fc)

217 I was right, they turned off Levin on the radio to air TFGÂ’s speech. IÂ’m going to make something to eat now.

Posted by: CarolT at September 10, 2013 05:00 PM (z4WKX)

218 Oh, for fuck's sake. Mark Kelley is STILL going after Palin for an attack on his wife that wasn't even politically motivated: http://tinyurl.com/ot8axwh

What. A. Fucking. Douchebag.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at September 10, 2013 05:01 PM (KSjsb)

219 199 Jones in CO,

Jones I think that is the electron microscope being unpacked...Chris is getting his breathmint....

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2013 05:01 PM (9jfyN)

220 Aaaaand STILL nothing from the ergie troll. We used to get good trolls, didn't we? Or am I just imagining a time when trolls actually BROUGHT something to the game, instead of just ejaculating all over the comments like an over anxious teen with his date in the backseat of his daddy's Tercel on prom night? Troll, YOU DO NOT BRING. You should be ashamed.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/b][/u] at September 10, 2013 05:01 PM (CA2NO)

221 I'd comment more often, Ace, but it's all I can do to read the posts.  These morons are miles ahead of me.

Posted by: creeper at September 10, 2013 05:01 PM (TC9WU)

222 ThatÂ’s only helpful if you had taken something that worked for you w/o making you sick. Carol Posted by: CarolT at September 10, 2013 08:57 PM (z4WKX) Thanks, I never got there. Also other stuff they just have no interest in. Because incurious, pedestrian thinkers who live on assumptions. I'm glad you found someone to help, though.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 10, 2013 05:02 PM (qyfb5)

223 Nice touch. *fist bump* It's the attention to detail that is the mark of a true professional. Posted by: Sean Bannion at September 10, 2013 09:00 PM (yEdqr) The trampoline was just for niceties sake. The outfit....well....there's a reason for the "marginally" in "Marginally Honorable Chairman".

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 10, 2013 05:02 PM (GEICT)

224 T-minus 90 seconds. TelePrompTer IS ACTIVE Sound off. PROMPCOM? Go! MEDICAL? Go! Launch? Go! SCOAMF? Go! All systems are Go for unmitigated Clusterfuck.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at September 10, 2013 05:02 PM (yEdqr)

225

Okay- here's a pearl.  I had to voluntarily participate in a mandatory Discrimination and Harrassment training (on-line) module for my employer, an institution of higher learning that shall remain nameless.  The geniuses who wrote the course opened with this statement:



"All harassment is not sexual."


Guess the English Department was not consulted when they drafted that one.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 10, 2013 05:02 PM (N/Sup)

226 Oh, check out the grey in Obastard's hair.  Is that supposed to make him look wise?

Posted by: creeper at September 10, 2013 05:02 PM (TC9WU)

227 TFG on...and actually on time...amazing.

Posted by: Country Singer at September 10, 2013 05:02 PM (LGM9b)

228 ABC news CRISIS IN SYRIA!


Posted by: Pie Man at September 10, 2013 05:03 PM (wE9RS)

229 *slides super bouncy trampoline to MWR* *hands over super small schoolgirl outfit* *squint* If I didn't know better, I'd say you were trying to get me to wear something revealing while bouncing up and down on a super bouncy trampoline.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/b][/u] at September 10, 2013 05:03 PM (CA2NO)

230 He should just and off to Putin after a couple of minutes like he did with Bill Clinton a while back.

Posted by: can't watch at September 10, 2013 05:03 PM (Z4o8T)

231 instead of just ejaculating all over the comments like an over anxious teen with his date in the backseat of his daddy's Tercel on prom night? Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at September 10, 2013 09:01 PM (CA2NO) That sounded like some personal experience....

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 10, 2013 05:03 PM (GEICT)

232 Dear Leader is on. BRB. bunk. -ergie

Posted by: RWC - MΩRΩΠ LΔβΣ at September 10, 2013 05:03 PM (NLTDQ)

233 How does the poison gas make people lie in neat little rows?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 10, 2013 05:03 PM (0axsw)

234 So far he's describing the DNC National Convention.

Posted by: Country Singer at September 10, 2013 05:03 PM (LGM9b)

235 Now I get why that dude was so upset over the fake twerk video.  We now base foreign policy on youtube videos. 

Posted by: no good deed at September 10, 2013 05:03 PM (k55Fc)

236

215 *hands over super small schoolgirl outfit*

 

 

Been trying to get the wife to wear nanchette sefuku around the house, but so far, no luck.

Posted by: Cicero Kid party pig pal at September 10, 2013 05:03 PM (DHQv9)

237 Meh

Posted by: John Smith at September 10, 2013 05:03 PM (wR+pz)

238 We used to get good trolls, didn't we? Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at September 10, 2013 09:01 PM (CA2NO) That's like getting good pneumonia.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 10, 2013 05:03 PM (qyfb5)

239

"I'd comment more often, Ace, but it's all I can do to read the posts. These morons are miles ahead of me."

 

Right?  It's a tough place. Nine  years in and I still feel like a noob sometimes.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Needing Moar Kaboom at September 10, 2013 05:03 PM (6rcHp)

240 Decapitated newborns in the toilet, meh.

Posted by: Craig Poe at September 10, 2013 05:03 PM (BVkEs)

241 WWI, Holocaust references

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 10, 2013 05:04 PM (8sCoq)

242 Why is he waving his hands like a crazy person?  Way more than normal.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 10, 2013 05:04 PM (hHc+X)

243 these posts with lots of embedded youtube videos kill my browser.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 10, 2013 05:04 PM (ZPrif)

244

229 TFG on...and actually on time...amazing.

He understands the importance of preserving as much of the networks' prime-time layout as possible.

Posted by: T at September 10, 2013 05:04 PM (QeCCY)

245 Is Obama wearing some really heavy cufflinks? WTF is that clanking

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at September 10, 2013 05:04 PM (CKYju)

246 TFG is always late because he's trolling blogs.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 10, 2013 05:04 PM (qyfb5)

247 Cell phone videos = unquestionable proof

Posted by: RWC - MΩRΩΠ LΔβΣ at September 10, 2013 05:05 PM (NLTDQ)

248 'we know assad responsible'

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 10, 2013 05:05 PM (8sCoq)

249 The SCOAMF was on time! I turned radio off as soon as I heard voice.

Posted by: CarolT at September 10, 2013 05:05 PM (z4WKX)

250 It's on face book? Got to be real.

Posted by: John Smith at September 10, 2013 05:05 PM (wR+pz)

251 Me fellow Americans, clank, let me be clear, clank, I suck giant donkey dick, clank.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 10, 2013 05:05 PM (ZPrif)

252 Allah Akbur Obama!!

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at September 10, 2013 05:05 PM (CKYju)

253 201 Rush Limbaugh,

was it uncle Howie Dean or Silky Pony who was a Hermaphrodite to get out of 'nam....

Rush Limbaugh ain't CinC...theoretically SCOAMFY-D is....except Putin is so inside his OODA loop he's running our military.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2013 05:05 PM (9jfyN)

254


That's like getting good pneumonia.

 

 

 

...or a good box of Kaboom!

Posted by: Cicero Kid l at September 10, 2013 05:05 PM (DHQv9)

255 Unbelievably small

Posted by: Obee bomb kenobee at September 10, 2013 05:06 PM (xGDj+)

256 TFG on...and actually on time...amazing. Posted by: Country Singer at September 10, 2013 09:02 PM (LGM9b) Holy shit! Quick, someone get Teddy Kennedy's accursed shade on the phone and find out what it's like to have ice in Hell!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/b][/u] at September 10, 2013 05:06 PM (CA2NO)

257 FOR THE CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at September 10, 2013 05:06 PM (CKYju)

258 Not enough mic isolation from the podium

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 10, 2013 05:06 PM (aDwsi)

259 President Obama: chemical weapons do not distinguish between soldiers and infants. ----- We don't mind dead soldiers, but prefer dead infants.

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at September 10, 2013 05:06 PM (Aif/5)

260

Is he signing?

 THE TOP STORY OF THE NIGHT!!!

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 10, 2013 05:06 PM (0axsw)

261 Right? It's a tough place. Nine years in and I still feel like a noob sometimes. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Needing Moar Kaboom at September 10, 2013 09:03 PM (6rcHp) A lot of the time, "trying to keep up" is counterproductive. You're more comfortable a lot of places if you're not doing that. But it's instinctive, to an extent.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 10, 2013 05:06 PM (qyfb5)

262 For the children

Posted by: Obee bomb kenobee at September 10, 2013 05:06 PM (xGDj+)

263 What about Fat Rush - Draft Dodger due to the anal pimple?
Posted by: Rush Limbaugh at September 10, 2013 08:50 PM (rLMhe)

Tell us more about his anal pimple, Ergie. I bet you know all about it from rimming him.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at September 10, 2013 05:06 PM (KSjsb)

264 103 Looking out my window, downtown, to the WTC memorial searchlights. Still hurts 12 years later. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 10, 2013 08:06 PM (WjLUf) Yes. I still can't watch videos of that day without tearing up. Posted by: DangerGirl, home sweet home at September 10, 2013 08:31 PM (GrtrJ) Same here. I find that a good gun cleaning session does wonders for the tears. YMMV of course.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 10, 2013 05:06 PM (MBqvE)

265 This just in.... Chris Matthews legs starting to tingle

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at September 10, 2013 05:06 PM (CKYju)

266 >>>If I didn't know better, I'd say you were trying to get me to wear something revealing while bouncing up and down on a super bouncy trampoline. Don't think too long about it. Just begin to make the bouncies already.

Posted by: DC in Towson at September 10, 2013 05:06 PM (ZFinx)

267 the angel of death drags chains. amiright?

Posted by: Cicero Kid at September 10, 2013 05:06 PM (DHQv9)

268 'we know assad responsible' Be nice. Most Affirmative Action hires are unfamiliar with the use of articles in the English language. .... Or English for that matter...,

Posted by: Sean Bannion at September 10, 2013 05:07 PM (yEdqr)

269 not acting encourages future use of CWs

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 10, 2013 05:07 PM (8sCoq)

270 This looks like a cheap B-movie.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 10, 2013 05:07 PM (hHc+X)

271 Gas? Like when Iraq used them against Iran and we told them where to use them?

Posted by: John Smith at September 10, 2013 05:07 PM (wR+pz)

272 he's gonna gopherit
gobama gobama

Posted by: Pie Man at September 10, 2013 05:07 PM (wE9RS)

273 Brian - someone told him to do that. 

Posted by: SarahW at September 10, 2013 05:07 PM (LYwCh)

274 No red power tie. Pussy.

Posted by: RWC - MΩRΩΠ LΔβΣ at September 10, 2013 05:07 PM (NLTDQ)

275 Thank you for watching this so I do not have to.

Posted by: Splunge at September 10, 2013 05:07 PM (bKA83)

276 So 45 minutes of running up and down chasing the ball and no points scored. Soccer, meh.  Still it was better than watching President Side Show Bob.

Posted by: simplemind at September 10, 2013 05:07 PM (BmWNr)

277 If I didn't know better, I'd say you were trying to get me to wear something revealing while bouncing up and down on a super bouncy trampoline. What? The Horde? Never! /checks concealed webcam

Posted by: Brother Cavil and his Flying Toaster Circus at September 10, 2013 05:07 PM (m9V0o)

278 "After careful deliberation.."

BWAHAHAHAHA!


Posted by: Country Singer at September 10, 2013 05:07 PM (LGM9b)

279 That sounded like some personal experience.... Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 10, 2013 09:03 PM (GEICT) I did not know anyone who owned a Tercel.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/b][/u] at September 10, 2013 05:07 PM (CA2NO)

280 Are we there yet?????

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at September 10, 2013 05:08 PM (WdWRd)

281 Show the pants! The pants!

Posted by: David Brooks at September 10, 2013 05:08 PM (bKA83)

282 Wait, the constitutional scholar is going to congress? WTF is with that?

Posted by: John Smith at September 10, 2013 05:08 PM (wR+pz)

283 Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Posted by: Obee bomb kenobee at September 10, 2013 05:08 PM (xGDj+)

284 As CinC I will post the target list on WhiteHouse.gov.!

Posted by: RWC - MΩRΩΠ LΔβΣ at September 10, 2013 05:08 PM (NLTDQ)

285 "I" determined US must respond

degrade


make clear

will not tolerate


I,   I,   I,   I,

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 10, 2013 05:08 PM (8sCoq)

286 Seriously, did no body do a sound check on this podium? Fuck.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at September 10, 2013 05:08 PM (CKYju)

287 President Strangelove

Posted by: Eton Cox at September 10, 2013 05:08 PM (q177U)

288 I think ESPN has a better highlight reel.  Nice rundown, Barry.

Posted by: no good deed at September 10, 2013 05:08 PM (k55Fc)

289 Where is he going with this? I'm getting dizzy.

Posted by: freemo at September 10, 2013 05:08 PM (MDtQ6)

290 And there goes the first Bush lie. What a cunt.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2013 05:08 PM (g1DWB)

291 BOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at September 10, 2013 05:08 PM (CKYju)

292 So much revisionist history.

Posted by: Adam at September 10, 2013 05:08 PM (Aif/5)

293 decade of war

Iraq

Afghanistan

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 10, 2013 05:08 PM (8sCoq)

294 Is TFG saying anything? Is anyone actually watching?

Posted by: mugiwara at September 10, 2013 05:08 PM (hpYnL)

295 There you have it. Obama is fully committed to helping 'the rebels' in Syria.

Posted by: soothsayer at September 10, 2013 05:08 PM (8ZQ2a)

296 Avenge me... avenge me!

Posted by: our Constitutional REPUBLIC at September 10, 2013 05:08 PM (Z4o8T)

297 Our spaceship is now the highest commercial winged vehicle in history!

Lockheed F-104's busted 100,000' over 50 years ago back in 1959, so I'm not too impressed by 60-70k.

Its nice and all, a test stage you have to go through and whatnot, but its only rates an honorable mention when you can't top half a century old tech yet.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 10, 2013 05:09 PM (9MLX+)

298
Top Gear is pretty funny so far.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 10, 2013 05:09 PM (sj9LN)

299 focus...focus...concentrate, listen carefully, don't zone out, don't block
this is a historic speech

YES! we're gonna do it!

Posted by: Pie Man at September 10, 2013 05:09 PM (wE9RS)

300 'we know assad responsible' Posted by: Jones in CO at September 10, 2013 09:05 PM (8sCoq) Does the wretched fuckstick tell us HOW "we know" Assad is responsible? Like, does he give actual proof? Or is he still insisting that evidence of the crime is the same as evidence of the criminal?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/b][/u] at September 10, 2013 05:09 PM (CA2NO)

301 Growing the MIDDLE CLASS! Hot damn!

Posted by: John Smith at September 10, 2013 05:09 PM (wR+pz)

302 Why is Commander McEarflaps whispering and biting his lower lip?

Posted by: Fritz at September 10, 2013 05:09 PM (4u+Q5)

303 MIDDLE CLASS



DRINK

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 10, 2013 05:09 PM (8sCoq)

304 Al Qaeda on the run! Hallelujah! And the middle class. Fucker.

Posted by: RWC - MΩRΩΠ LΔβΣ at September 10, 2013 05:09 PM (NLTDQ)

305 My mike sounds nice check one.

Posted by: Precedent Ogabe at September 10, 2013 05:09 PM (0axsw)

306 Wow, Obama has really done a 180 on dead infants.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 10, 2013 05:09 PM (qyfb5)

307 Growing middle class? Fuck off. Median income is down $5K since he's been president.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at September 10, 2013 05:09 PM (CKYju)

308 Ooohhh
He is going to read letters.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 10, 2013 05:09 PM (dEC8z)

309 I, I, I, I ,Me, I, I ,I ,I

Posted by: Mr. Natural at September 10, 2013 05:09 PM (KArqF)

310 MIDDLE CLASS!

Posted by: wierdflunkyonatablet at September 10, 2013 05:09 PM (tlhtD)

311

Be nice. Most Affirmative Action hires are unfamiliar with the use of articles in the English language.

 

Murder By Death.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 10, 2013 05:09 PM (BAS5M)

312 Let me be clear!! BOOOOOSSSSSSHHHHHH!!!!!! Laser like focus pivot coming in 3-2- oh good he is reading pen pal letters

Posted by: Obee bomb kenobee at September 10, 2013 05:09 PM (xGDj+)

313 hahaha! ...and the middle class

Posted by: soothsayer at September 10, 2013 05:09 PM (8ZQ2a)

314  280 "After careful deliberation.."  He consulted the 'magic' eight-ball iykwimaityd.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at September 10, 2013 05:09 PM (DHQv9)

315 If I remember correctly, and it's been a while, Geek Sublime is an old carny cemetery in Reseda near the 405.

Posted by: Enby at September 10, 2013 05:09 PM (jC3qa)

316 I want to stab a fork in my ears listening to this...guy

Posted by: fastfreefall at September 10, 2013 05:09 PM (Tz35j)

317 Our POtUS is delusional, and Putin looks like a better alternative. What world did I wake up to?

Posted by: ArmyWife at September 10, 2013 05:09 PM (WgpOd)

318 I did not know anyone who owned a Tercel. Ok, fine...YUGO. Happy? You know what we meant.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at September 10, 2013 05:09 PM (yEdqr)

319 My answer is simple (minded)"

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 10, 2013 05:10 PM (aDwsi)

320 He is terrible. I hate.

Posted by: freemo at September 10, 2013 05:10 PM (MDtQ6)

321 Did he really  say "the middle class"?

Posted by: SarahW at September 10, 2013 05:10 PM (LYwCh)

322 Le Me Be Clear DRINK

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at September 10, 2013 05:10 PM (CKYju)

323 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at September 10, 2013 09:09 PM (CA2NO) Cell phone video on social media. Srsly

Posted by: RWC - MΩRΩΠ LΔβΣ at September 10, 2013 05:10 PM (NLTDQ)

324 Thank God you all are watching this - I can't cause I just had dinner. 

Posted by: Marybeth at September 10, 2013 05:10 PM (zFUKI)

325 no boots on the ground


no 'open-ended action' like Iraq Or A-stan



OOH HE'S MAKING STUFF CLEAR

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 10, 2013 05:10 PM (8sCoq)

326 What a clusterfuck.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 10, 2013 05:10 PM (hHc+X)

327 The middle class the middle class the middle class!

Posted by: Freak Out! at September 10, 2013 05:10 PM (C882D)

328 Officer Joe Bolton Used to be on WPIX, channel 11, IIRC. Then owned by the Daily News.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 10, 2013 05:10 PM (XFTOV)

329 Oh, shit, second Booosh mention!

Posted by: John Smith at September 10, 2013 05:10 PM (wR+pz)

330 Wait he just contradicted Kerry's 'pin prick'

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 10, 2013 05:10 PM (aDwsi)

331 I live near Boston & work in Boston. I went to work because they hadnÂ’t said it was a terrorist attack yet. Maybe they did but I didnÂ’t hear it. That afternoon there were all strange uniforms on the streets in Boston. It wasnÂ’t until six months or so later I asked a policeman who they were, they put cadets out in uniforms that day. I get irate when I think about 9/11/01 and 9/11/12!

Posted by: CarolT at September 10, 2013 05:10 PM (z4WKX)

332 we learned from Iraq that blah blah blah

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 10, 2013 05:10 PM (8sCoq)

333 hahahahahahahahah

I've spent 4 1/2 years trying to STOP war not START them,

but this is different, so I'll address your questions


Posted by: Pie Man at September 10, 2013 05:10 PM (wE9RS)

334

Thanks to all the Morons who are watching/listening to Preznitwit tonight.

 

Your courage is commendable.

Posted by: ExSnipe at September 10, 2013 05:11 PM (57ubW)

335 not acting encourages future use of CWs Posted by: Jones in CO at September 10, 2013 09:07 PM (8sCoq) But an "unbelievably small," "limited tactical engagement" that we forecast weeks ahead of time, complete with a list of targets and expected damage, will DISCOURAGE their use apparently.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/b][/u] at September 10, 2013 05:11 PM (CA2NO)

336 We are all about the middle class.

Posted by: Al Queda at September 10, 2013 05:11 PM (bKA83)

337 JOOOOS!

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at September 10, 2013 05:11 PM (CKYju)

338 He has no idea what he's saying.

Posted by: creeper at September 10, 2013 05:11 PM (TC9WU)

339 So "incredibly small" > "pinprick"?

Is this part of the metric system or something?

Posted by: TheEngineer at September 10, 2013 05:11 PM (9PNNC)

340 My tv still has the O's beating the Evil Empire. I don't know what happened to all of yours where you have to watch that fucking pansy.

Posted by: DC in Towson at September 10, 2013 05:11 PM (ZFinx)

341 His nose hairs are whistling.

Posted by: stace NOW what?! at September 10, 2013 05:11 PM (DX63t)

342 Wait, we might get a terrorist attack, so lets pack up and go home. Where IS this going?

Posted by: John Smith at September 10, 2013 05:11 PM (wR+pz)

343

I ain't watching Bronco Bama, the First of His Name. Don't need to. I get all I need from the morons, and what I already know.

 

I am starting to feel my annual 9-11 funk.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Needing Moar Kaboom at September 10, 2013 05:11 PM (6rcHp)

344 So how close has my earlier speech prediction been?

Posted by: DangerGirl, home sweet home at September 10, 2013 05:11 PM (GrtrJ)

345 Think about how desperate TFG must be. He didn't keep his adoring fans waiting the usual 20 minutes, by being late.  I think he was only about 2 minutes late, instead.

Posted by: Optimizer at September 10, 2013 05:11 PM (Mxt9o)

346 Cell phone video on social media. Srsly Posted by: RWC - MΩRΩΠ LΔβΣ at September 10, 2013 09:10 PM (NLTDQ) FFS!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/b][/u] at September 10, 2013 05:11 PM (CA2NO)

347 Not watching. But it sounds as though he's already covered that bingo card with X's.

Posted by: Splunge at September 10, 2013 05:12 PM (bKA83)

348 This dunce has already talked too long.  Yawn.  Dumbass.

Posted by: Fritz at September 10, 2013 05:12 PM (4u+Q5)

349 This is all over the place. Terrible speech.

Posted by: freemo at September 10, 2013 05:12 PM (MDtQ6)

350 al qaeda is bad, and not helping them makes them stronger

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 10, 2013 05:12 PM (8sCoq)

351 Assad doesn't want to do actions that would risk his demise.. Yet we know he used chemical weapons.. Does not compute

Posted by: RWC - MΩRΩΠ LΔβΣ at September 10, 2013 05:12 PM (NLTDQ)

352 Aren't words strung into sentences supposed to mean something? 

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 10, 2013 05:12 PM (9MLX+)

353 Removing Saddam from power, we're responsible for what came next. Removing Gaddafi from power, YooToob was responsible for what came next.

Posted by: Adam at September 10, 2013 05:12 PM (Aif/5)

354

this fuckwad seems to be smirk smiling. No gravitas at all.

Posted by: Mayday at September 10, 2013 05:12 PM (eHc+1)

355

"I will not put American boots on the ground in Syria."

Shit. As Geraghty says, all of Obama's promises come with an expiration date.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at September 10, 2013 05:12 PM (SYDDf)

356 Oh good,
It's gonna be a short war.

We truly be blessed.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 10, 2013 05:12 PM (dEC8z)

357 Finally? Hasn't he said that ten times?

Posted by: John Smith at September 10, 2013 05:12 PM (wR+pz)

358 That's like Wikipedia research.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 10, 2013 05:12 PM (0axsw)

359 Wow, Obama has really done a 180 on dead infants.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 10, 2013 09:09 PM (qyfb5)


Oh, that's punishing.

Posted by: Retread at September 10, 2013 05:12 PM (Oz+LZ)

360 He sure read a lot of letters from us commoners.

Posted by: RWC - MΩRΩΠ LΔβΣ at September 10, 2013 05:12 PM (NLTDQ)

361 US - Mexico game is back on.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at September 10, 2013 05:12 PM (CKYju)

362 Jesus, has anyone wrote him in support of attacking Syria? What a dunce.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2013 05:12 PM (g1DWB)

363 Notice the informercial format where he sets up strawmen concerns about thr shitty product he's peddling.

Posted by: soothsayer at September 10, 2013 05:13 PM (8ZQ2a)

364 ROFLMA!

This will work! this time, it's different because ME! Now you have ME as your Commander in Chief, and I won't make the mistakes that all those other presidents made

Posted by: Pie Man at September 10, 2013 05:13 PM (wE9RS)

365 Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you president Stuart Smalley.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 10, 2013 05:13 PM (//fOp)

366 "'Boots on the ground'  soundin' like a fool..." (sad Neil Young voice)

Posted by: SarahW at September 10, 2013 05:13 PM (LYwCh)

367 GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at September 10, 2013 05:13 PM (CKYju)

368
"We should not be the World's community organizer..."

Posted by: Trembling Barry at September 10, 2013 05:13 PM (bkTIc)

369 >>> Does the wretched fuckstick tell us HOW "we know" Assad is responsible? Like, does he give actual proof? YouTube. Duh.

Posted by: fluffy at September 10, 2013 05:13 PM (JiTKm)

370 Wait, when are we going to hear about the sequester?

Posted by: John Smith at September 10, 2013 05:13 PM (wR+pz)

371 he's claiming his credible threat is getting russia to cooperate

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 10, 2013 05:13 PM (8sCoq)

372 He has no idea what he's saying. He hasn't had any idea what he's saying since he first said, "Mommy! poopy!"

Posted by: Sean Bannion at September 10, 2013 05:13 PM (yEdqr)

373 Anyone keeping the 'I', 'Me' count?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 10, 2013 05:13 PM (aDwsi)

374 da-dum, da-dum, da-dum, BARK!  da-dum, da-dum, da-dum, BARK!

Posted by: creeper at September 10, 2013 05:13 PM (TC9WU)

375 If  you can't dazzle  them with brillance . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 10, 2013 05:13 PM (BAS5M)

376 Putin agreed to help us.. Can't wait to see what we gave him.

Posted by: RWC - MΩRΩΠ LΔβΣ at September 10, 2013 05:13 PM (NLTDQ)

377 >> Obama took time out from blowing up US foreign policy to compliment himself. midway through this sentence i so wanted the last phrase to read: "... to blow himself."

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 10, 2013 05:13 PM (zZJJp)

378 "One last word. Mr. Putin, my penis is longer than yours."

Posted by: Barry O at September 10, 2013 05:13 PM (SYDDf)

379 USA! USA! Go USMNT!

Posted by: freemo at September 10, 2013 05:13 PM (MDtQ6)

380 Ah, there's the surprise! No vote until further notice...

Posted by: TheEngineer at September 10, 2013 05:14 PM (9PNNC)

381 Jungle John is going to Russia

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 10, 2013 05:14 PM (dEC8z)

382 Quick Kick! Punt!

Posted by: John Smith at September 10, 2013 05:14 PM (wR+pz)

383 Nice make-up. He looks like the news man from Spaceballs.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 10, 2013 05:14 PM (//fOp)

384 Holy shit! He actually said because of threat of American might the otherside moved? Douchebaggus Maximus.

Posted by: fastfreefall at September 10, 2013 05:14 PM (Tz35j)

385 Heh,heh. I've asked the Congress to delay the 'urgent' action I requested?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 10, 2013 05:14 PM (aDwsi)

386 asking Congress too cool it while he figures out how to climb down- I mean 'let diplomacy work'

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 10, 2013 05:14 PM (8sCoq)

387 Honey!! The remote's broken and there's some muztard on every channel talking about getting bombed! MAKE IT GO AWAAAAAAAAAY!!!!

Posted by: Alabama Mike at September 10, 2013 05:14 PM (9Tj+9)

388 Obama is all over the needs of the Middle Class like Roman Polanksi on a drugged 23-year-old girl.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 10, 2013 05:14 PM (qyfb5)

389 This sounds fucking brilliant. I refuse to allow the asshole on my tv or any tv that's within hearing distance. I turned my sis' tv off tonight when fox started showing some clip of him and then kerry.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 10, 2013 05:14 PM (GEICT)

390 The day after! (didn't someone make a movie?)
We will begin to make a Political Solution


Posted by: Pie Man at September 10, 2013 05:14 PM (wE9RS)

391 I'm listening to the jerk pontificate cause I'm stuck in the car waiting for my son. Hoo ha!

Posted by: Freak Out! at September 10, 2013 05:14 PM (C882D)

392 Secretariat of State Kerry to meet with Putin's horse?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 10, 2013 05:14 PM (0axsw)

393 Wow. The chutzpah is, like, BIONIC with this guy Would love to be a fly on the wall wherever Putin is watching this

Posted by: Obee bomb kenobee at September 10, 2013 05:14 PM (xGDj+)

394 Is this all a cover for republicans on Obamacare defending, NSA, IRS, and Benghazi scandals? Seriously, this is the most bizarre situation his Highness has got himself into.

Posted by: NWConservative at September 10, 2013 05:14 PM (Klks0)

395 Those babies Assad gassed were middle class babies. Poor black babies in Chicago closets? Fuck those losers.

Posted by: wooga at September 10, 2013 05:15 PM (AMuDZ)

396 This guy is really handsome.

Posted by: Caliban at September 10, 2013 05:15 PM (2ArJQ)

397 HOT DAMN it sounds like my prediction was dead on!  Tequila shots all around!

Posted by: DangerGirl, home sweet home at September 10, 2013 05:15 PM (GrtrJ)

398 Didn't he just the US doesn't need any other countries to make a strike.  Now, he's saying hey guys, where are you going?

Posted by: no good deed at September 10, 2013 05:15 PM (k55Fc)

399 Every plan survives first contact with the enemy, if it is one of my plans.

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 10, 2013 05:15 PM (bKA83)

400 Now he doesn't want Congress, he is going to take his chances with Putin. America should eliminate the middleman and just make Putin the pres.

Posted by: Decaf at September 10, 2013 05:15 PM (ccrlk)

401 You have no friends on the right dirt bag.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2013 05:15 PM (g1DWB)

402 Oh for Pete's sake. He really doesn't get he is being played, does he?

Posted by: ArmyWife at September 10, 2013 05:15 PM (WgpOd)

403 Brilliant!

Posted by: NY Times Editors at September 10, 2013 05:15 PM (wR+pz)

404 Afred E. Neuman really needs to lay off the bronzer....

Posted by: Phil at September 10, 2013 05:15 PM (QzdcC)

405 "The burdens of leadership are often heavy." FORE!

Posted by: Caliban at September 10, 2013 05:15 PM (2ArJQ)

406 Putin agreed to help us.. Can't wait to see what we gave him. Posted by: RWC - MΩRΩΠ LΔβΣ at September 10, 2013 09:13 PM (NLTDQ) Alaska?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 10, 2013 05:15 PM (qyfb5)

407

i'm watching ink master re-runs cause of tatu baby's tits

am I missing the JEF?

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 10, 2013 05:15 PM (1MCcX)

408 "a drugged 23-year-old girl."


Too old.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at September 10, 2013 05:15 PM (LYwCh)

409 imputes 'the right' with failure to act

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 10, 2013 05:15 PM (8sCoq)

410 364 Jesus, has anyone wrote him in support of attacking Syria?

What a dunce.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2013 09:12 PM (g1DWB)

 

Just McCain and Grahamnesty, giggling as they write their teen heart-throbs on Lyndsey's pink cotton twin bed.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Needing Moar Kaboom at September 10, 2013 05:16 PM (6rcHp)

411 Someone open a window!  The smell of desperation is overpowering.

Posted by: creeper at September 10, 2013 05:16 PM (TC9WU)

412 The tingle is back!

Posted by: Chris Mathews at September 10, 2013 05:16 PM (wR+pz)

413

"My friends on the right?"

Bwahahahaha!

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at September 10, 2013 05:16 PM (SYDDf)

414 Children in pain dying on a cold hospital,floor. Is this a DNC platform speech?

Posted by: RWC - MΩRΩΠ LΔβΣ at September 10, 2013 05:16 PM (NLTDQ)

415 He sounds desperate and unconvincing.

Posted by: freemo at September 10, 2013 05:16 PM (MDtQ6)

416 What about all of those inner city people dying from meth and crack cocaine?  Chemical Weapons!!

Posted by: Fritz at September 10, 2013 05:16 PM (4u+Q5)

417 Here is petition to sign from Americans for Prosperity to exempt us from Obamacare: http://justexempt.me

Posted by: CarolT at September 10, 2013 05:16 PM (z4WKX)

418 FFS, he wants us to check it out on youtube, cuz proof!

Posted by: Country Singer at September 10, 2013 05:16 PM (LGM9b)

419 FDR quote!

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 10, 2013 05:16 PM (8sCoq)

420 Uh,oh... calling on zombie FDR

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 10, 2013 05:16 PM (aDwsi)

421 ...but first I will blow me.

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 10, 2013 05:16 PM (bKA83)

422 T-minus 90 seconds. TelePrompTer IS ACTIVE Sound off. PROMPCOM? Go! MEDICAL? Go! Launch? Go! SCOAMF? Go! All systems are Go for unmitigated Clusterfuck. Posted by: Sean Bannion at September 10, 2013 09:02 PM (yEdqr) ---------------------- We have a valid launch code. ON MY MARK, rotate launch keys from PREVARICATE to STUTTER. 3... 2... 1... MARK!

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at September 10, 2013 05:16 PM (JDIKC)

423 The "reasonable man in the middle trying to bring a polarized Washington together" act. 

Posted by: Dave S. at September 10, 2013 05:16 PM (UvR6d)

424 and Col Slade once said, "FUCK YOU TOO!"

Posted by: soothsayer at September 10, 2013 05:16 PM (8ZQ2a)

425 I'm listening to the jerk pontificate cause I'm stuck in the car waiting for my son. Hoo ha! Posted by: Freak Out! at September 10, 2013 09:14 PM (C882D) Are there no other stations available? Hell, even Disney Tunes would be preferable to listen to the Purple Lipped Ass Nozzle.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/b][/u] at September 10, 2013 05:16 PM (CA2NO)

426 Hey Mr. Muztard - tomorrow in the one year anniversary of the Benghazi massacre. WTF, O?

Posted by: Alabama Mike at September 10, 2013 05:17 PM (9Tj+9)

427 'we are not the world's policeman'

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 10, 2013 05:17 PM (8sCoq)

428 Is this all a cover for republicans on Obamacare defending, NSA, IRS, and Benghazi scandals?

Don't over think it.  This was a garden variety fuck up they managed to stumble their way out of, not a ruse.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 10, 2013 05:17 PM (9MLX+)

429 This is truly Fat Rush here boys!

I hate the goddamn middle class!  The working man can suck my stubby little dicky thing!

I HATE THE WORKING MAN!!!

Posted by: Rush Limbaugh at September 10, 2013 05:17 PM (rLMhe)

430 Modest effort and risk?  Hell, yeah, it's not your ass on the line Barry.  It's "your military" right?! 

Posted by: no good deed at September 10, 2013 05:17 PM (k55Fc)

431 Sen. Frank Niceley ‏@SenFrankNiceley 1m Nixon had his Checkers Speech. This will be Obama's #Crickets Speech. #NotEnoughLipstick for this hog.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 10, 2013 05:17 PM (DmNpO)

432 Invoking god.  Pathetic.

Posted by: creeper at September 10, 2013 05:17 PM (TC9WU)

433 Alaska? Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 10, 2013 09:15 PM (qyfb5) Because PALIN!!! quit.

Posted by: RWC - MΩRΩΠ LΔβΣ at September 10, 2013 05:17 PM (NLTDQ)

434 For the babies, we must protect the babies

Posted by: Pie Man at September 10, 2013 05:17 PM (wE9RS)

435 I have to say, I sort of agree with the Slate guy on this one. It DOES corrode the sense of wonder.

Posted by: rrpjr at September 10, 2013 05:17 PM (wDLvI)

436

"So, um -- would you like to go out for coffee sometime -- or something."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 10, 2013 05:17 PM (kdS6q)

437 DID HE JUST SAY AMERICA IS EXCEPTIONAL??


I THOUGHT WE WEREN'T 'ALL THAT'

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 10, 2013 05:17 PM (8sCoq)

438 Notice the informercial format where he sets up strawmen concerns about thr shitty product he's peddling. Is this the part where Joe Biden comes in and does a rap about his blublockers?

Posted by: wooga at September 10, 2013 05:17 PM (AMuDZ)

439 He's basically saying that Assad is weak...so he can bully him in a colonial and imperialistic kind of way....

Posted by: Phil at September 10, 2013 05:17 PM (QzdcC)

440 I guess the next step is to focus the might of the military on Chicago.
It's for the children.
And how many have died in that hell hole this year?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 10, 2013 05:17 PM (dEC8z)

441 History is not going to be kind to this fool. 

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 10, 2013 05:17 PM (hHc+X)

442 was barry about to cry?

Posted by: tom_06060 at September 10, 2013 05:17 PM (UBnOS)

443 Finally, let me be clear. This guy is the greatest!

Posted by: Chris Mathews at September 10, 2013 05:18 PM (wR+pz)

444 I find the fetishizing of a thousand gas deaths creepy particularly when one hundred thousand deaths by other means don't seem to matter and can be continued.

Posted by: Decaf at September 10, 2013 05:18 PM (ccrlk)

445 Ok my friends, I'm going to go read my book and start to wind it down.  See y'all tomorrow.

Posted by: DangerGirl, home sweet home at September 10, 2013 05:18 PM (GrtrJ)

446
BRB, gotta get some Kaboom.

Posted by: Shrunken Barry at September 10, 2013 05:18 PM (bkTIc)

447 Wait. Are we bombing Syria or not?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 10, 2013 05:18 PM (DmNpO)

448 "a drugged 23-year-old girl." Too old. Posted by: Roman Polanski at September 10, 2013 09:15 PM (LYwCh) Yeah that was a typo, Polanski's most famous rape victim was 13 at the time.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at September 10, 2013 05:18 PM (qyfb5)

449 3... 2... 1... MARK! Posted by: Empire of Jeff at September 10, 2013 09:16 PM (JDIKC) "What?" -Some guy named Mark

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/b][/u] at September 10, 2013 05:18 PM (CA2NO)

450 we can do this
we must do this
that's what makes America different

Posted by: Pie Man at September 10, 2013 05:18 PM (wE9RS)

451 We must protect the babies so they can grow up and have abortions.

Posted by: Precedent Ogabe at September 10, 2013 05:18 PM (0axsw)

452

"296 Is TFG saying anything? Is anyone actually watching?"

 

 

I have it on, but only listen in here and there. Sounds like  the same old same old arguments. An outrageous thing about how we have a democracy, but how he has the authority to wage war on other countries whenever he feels like it. Lots of boiler plate feel-good platitudes about our military and stuff. Stuff about 98% of the world being against chem weapons (even though NONE of them are doing anything about it). Talk about kids writhing in pain. Blah, blah, blah.

 

 

Still looking for an attack, completely ignoring recent news.

 

 

Says we're not the policemen of the world, and shouldn't be - even though that would be the only reason for doing this. In other words, the usual obvious contradictions with himself.

 

Posted by: Optimizer at September 10, 2013 05:18 PM (Mxt9o)

453 Listened to,that shit while in OBX. better get hazardous duty pay.

Posted by: RWC - MΩRΩΠ LΔβΣ at September 10, 2013 05:18 PM (NLTDQ)

454 Puuuke. Ugh ah uh.bs sorry shithead

Posted by: Freak Out! at September 10, 2013 05:19 PM (C882D)

455

394 Secretariat of State Kerry to meet with Putin's horse?

 

 

We watched that movie. "Whorehorse" starring Sarrah Jessica Parker.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at September 10, 2013 05:19 PM (DHQv9)

456 Now for the analysts screaming GAMECHANGER(!!!)

Posted by: Dave S. at September 10, 2013 05:19 PM (UvR6d)

457 This erg fellow clearly is functioning with a diminished capacity. Stand up, Ergie!

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 10, 2013 05:19 PM (bKA83)

458 American exceptionalism. With humility. Yeah. Fuck that lying piece of shit.

Posted by: Blacksheep at September 10, 2013 05:19 PM (bS6uW)

459 443 History is not going to be kind to this fool.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 10, 2013 09:17 PM (hHc+X)
Depends on who writes the books.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 10, 2013 05:19 PM (74gkr)

460

So know what would have been persuasive?  Some proof.  Photos. Chemical analysis, you know -- actually data supporting your argument that Assad pulled the trigger.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 10, 2013 05:19 PM (kdS6q)

461 That was a ridiculous speech. He was all over the place. I have no idea what he was trying to say.

Posted by: freemo at September 10, 2013 05:19 PM (MDtQ6)

462 Oh good, now ABC NEWS - CRISIS IN SYRIA - professional news readers will tell me what the President said.

This sounds serious!

Posted by: Pie Man at September 10, 2013 05:20 PM (wE9RS)

463 449 Wait. Are we bombing Syria or not? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 10, 2013 09:18 PM (DmNpO) The speech was nothing. Seriously, I don't know the point of it.

Posted by: RWC - MΩRΩΠ LΔβΣ at September 10, 2013 05:20 PM (NLTDQ)

464 US scores on Mexico despite having half the good players injured or suspended. There's a growing chance Mexico doesn't make the next World Cup.

Posted by: Locarno at September 10, 2013 05:20 PM (zVHPa)

465 Oops, I missed it.

Pre-planning works again.

Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 10, 2013 05:20 PM (81XGr)

466 Aaaaaand still nothing from the troll. boooooorinnnng.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/b][/u] at September 10, 2013 05:20 PM (CA2NO)

467 I'm so confused. He said we have to strike quickly and decisively so Assad understands he's done wrong... But we need to wait for congress to vote until we see if diplomacy works... So chemical weapons are an evil that must be met with deterrence of an earthshattering sort unless we can talk it out calmly over tea?

Posted by: Ragamuffin at September 10, 2013 05:20 PM (fzFF6)

468 Don't over think it. This was a garden variety fuck up they managed to stumble their way out of, not a ruse. Posted by: Purp at September 10, 2013 09:17 PM (9MLX+) Well during this fuckup the republicans are busy scheming to keep up funding the govt with a CR and immigration amnesty is bubbling under the surface. I am tired of this kabuki theater.

Posted by: NWConservative at September 10, 2013 05:20 PM (Klks0)

469

I need a towelette.

Posted by: Hugh Hewitt

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 10, 2013 05:20 PM (kdS6q)

470 "What?" -Some guy named Mark Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at September 10, 2013 09:18 PM (CA2NO) You were responsible for making sure the button was large and red so he'd know which one to push!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 10, 2013 05:20 PM (GEICT)

471 The idea that Syria will peacefully give up their chemical weapons WILL WORK!

Posted by: Pie Man at September 10, 2013 05:21 PM (wE9RS)

472 MFM: It was the greatest speech in the history of speeches. Barry is just sooooo (swoon) dreamy.....

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 10, 2013 05:21 PM (TGA2G)

473
Don't drone me, bro!

Posted by: Assad at September 10, 2013 05:21 PM (bkTIc)

474 I need a little mild touching up.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at September 10, 2013 05:21 PM (LYwCh)

475

"There's a growing chance Mexico doesn't make the next World Cup"

 

Yes, because they all moved up here.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Needing Moar Kaboom at September 10, 2013 05:21 PM (6rcHp)

476 >Wait.

Are we bombing Syria or not?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 10, 2013 09:18 PM (DmNpO)


well, Obama's short answer is: we could kick Assad's ass if we wanted to, but we're going to do some more diplomacy stuff for now

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 10, 2013 05:21 PM (8sCoq)

477 Maybe Rand will just hold a Wile E. Coyote-style 'WTF?' Sign up for 3-4 minutes and then return folks to whatever they normally watch on Tuesdays.

Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 10, 2013 05:21 PM (81XGr)

478 You see, that is all he his. I own him. And, as you Amerikanskis say, I pwned him. It was not so hard. I may not even write it down in my journal.

Posted by: Vladimir Putin at September 10, 2013 05:22 PM (bKA83)

479 So what happens when Putin tells him in a couple days that he has no intention of doing shit, which he will, and Congress turns him down? The great lefty peacemaker is fucked to the gills.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2013 05:22 PM (g1DWB)

480 History is not going to be kind to this fool. Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 10, 2013 09:17 PM (hHc+X) Depends on who writes the books. Howard Zinn's kid needs a new gig now that the Cape Cod LBGT Repertory Theater has closed.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at September 10, 2013 05:22 PM (yEdqr)

481 Gas bad. Bombs good.

Posted by: Craig Poe at September 10, 2013 05:22 PM (BVkEs)

482 Come with some knuckles.

Posted by: Prez'nit Harbaugh at September 10, 2013 05:22 PM (Dwehj)

483 Obama is Awesome!

Posted by: Mr. Natural at September 10, 2013 05:22 PM (KArqF)

484 At least all of them who can run or swim.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 10, 2013 05:22 PM (0axsw)

485 Did he say anything worth hearing?

Posted by: CarolT at September 10, 2013 05:22 PM (z4WKX)

486 O: CWs are so hyenous that we need to make a token effort

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 10, 2013 05:22 PM (8sCoq)

487

Soooo.... to sum up,  I didn't miss a fucking thing.

 

Right?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Needing Moar Kaboom at September 10, 2013 05:22 PM (6rcHp)

488 You were responsible for making sure the button was large and red so he'd know which one to push! Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 10, 2013 09:20 PM (GEICT) "Oh, shit, I was? Double shit." -Some guy named Mark

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/b][/u] at September 10, 2013 05:23 PM (CA2NO)

489 chemical weapons are an evil that must be met with deterrence of an earthshattering sort unless we can talk it out calmly over tea?

I know, my sense of wonder is all charred.

Posted by: sarahw at September 10, 2013 05:23 PM (LYwCh)

490 Syria is in the middle of a WAR? Who knew? So this peacefully process, the surrender of chemical weapons, won't begin until the war is over!


Posted by: Pie Man at September 10, 2013 05:23 PM (wE9RS)

491 Great fuckin' pic on Drudge.  How y'all doin' tonight?  I see no one on my bucket list has died in a fire today (not YOU guys!). 

Posted by: Peaches at September 10, 2013 05:23 PM (8lmkt)

492 fucking in the ass, boys!

Posted by: Rush Limbaugh at September 10, 2013 05:23 PM (rLMhe)

493 202 170
Will there be a live blog for my epic, historic, and transcendental speech tonight?

Posted by: King Choom I at September 10, 2013 08:50 PM (Aif/5)
----
Let me be clear, there are those that say we should do nothing. I reject that notion. There are those that say we should nuke the whole region. I also reject that notion. This is not the time for petty politics. There is a smart, sensible common ground that all rational people, such as myself, can find in between these extreme elements.This is why I come to you today, and tell you that we are fully prepared to deploy a 2 liter of coca-cola and a pack of mentos, and send a clear message to Assad that he is not likely to forget anytime soon. Please call your congressman or woman and tell them to vote yes.

Posted by: Dave S. at September 10, 2013 08:58 PM (UvR6d)


-----


I think this was pretty close.

Posted by: Dave S. at September 10, 2013 05:23 PM (UvR6d)

494 apparently Obama is going to bomb Syria with dialogue

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 10, 2013 05:23 PM (8sCoq)

495 Maybe Rand will just hold a Wile E. Coyote-style 'WTF?' Sign up for 3-4 minutes and then return folks to whatever they normally watch on Tuesdays. *** LOL! BTW, when and where is he speaking?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 10, 2013 05:23 PM (DmNpO)

496 Just the tip.

Posted by: Vladimir Putin at September 10, 2013 05:23 PM (0axsw)

497
Hugh Hewitt ‏@hughhewitt 17m
This is a strong start and a good use of the horrific facts.




 
"This Obama fellow makes me man-damp."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 10, 2013 05:23 PM (kdS6q)

498 Did he say anything worth hearing?

Not a thing, Carol. 

Posted by: no good deed at September 10, 2013 05:23 PM (k55Fc)

499 Sounded like a poor children's charity speech:

For only 36 cents a day, less than a cup of coffee, you can bomb save the children.

Call now

Posted by: greg at September 10, 2013 05:24 PM (iTcEb)

500 I miss presidents that talk to us, rather than just read to us. Its hard to tell if TFG even comprehends what he's saying.

Posted by: Mayday at September 10, 2013 05:24 PM (eHc+1)

501 Great fuckin' pic on Drudge. How y'all doin' tonight? I see no one on my bucket list has died in a fire today (not YOU guys!).

Posted by: Peaches at September 10, 2013 09:23 PM (8lmkt)




He's fixing his make up for Reggie

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 10, 2013 05:24 PM (TGA2G)

502 Why is it that this pops to mind with the entire Syrian debacle...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8IkbCeZ9to

Posted by: H.L. Mencken's Ghost at September 10, 2013 05:24 PM (9a11s)

503 Oh, BTW, it's ok to drop some drone based missiles on a family gathering in Pahkeestahn. As long as there's no gas involved.

Posted by: Mr. Natural at September 10, 2013 05:24 PM (KArqF)

504 Russia and the UN will save us!

Posted by: Pie Man at September 10, 2013 05:24 PM (wE9RS)

505 How many children were killed. What if I said 20? -Noooooo What about 100 - Noooooo Ok ok audience. It's unbelievable, but hundreds of tiny innocent children! -yeahhhhhh

Posted by: Obamashamwow at September 10, 2013 05:24 PM (NLTDQ)

506 Let the hand jobs begin!

Posted by: Neal Marx, Newsman at September 10, 2013 05:25 PM (SzAZ7)

507 CNN has that idiot cutter up there.  Can't they find a lib with a brain at least?

Posted by: ..... at September 10, 2013 05:25 PM (/b8+5)

508 Oh oopsie, I missed the speech because I was at the commissary . I have just one question (I don't give a shit what he said), how was his smacking today? Authoritarian smacking? Lecture smacking? Or was it his righteous indignations smacking?

Posted by: Ma Bell at September 10, 2013 05:25 PM (RLdcX)

509 Maybe Rand will just hold a Wile E. Coyote-style 'WTF?' Sign up for 3-4 minutes and then return folks to whatever they normally watch on Tuesdays. Posted by: akula51 at September 10, 2013 09:21 PM (81XGr) And he can give kind of a flustered shrug with a facial expression that communicates, "Can you believe this guy got elected? Twice? do you see what kind of bullshit I have to deal with here?"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/b][/u] at September 10, 2013 05:25 PM (CA2NO)

510

so what's worse.......

watching the JEF give a speech or watching the green bay packers?

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 10, 2013 05:25 PM (1MCcX)

511 502 I miss presidents that talk to us, rather than just read to us. Its hard to tell if TFG even comprehends what he's saying.

Without his TelePrompTer, and the Harvard types who write his speeches, he's nothing. He's as propped-up as those fake Western towns in the old Hollywood movies.

Posted by: Splunge at September 10, 2013 05:25 PM (bKA83)

512 Let's hope that tonight's speech isn't posted to youtube, and isn't used as inspiration for a chemical attack on Syrian children on the anniversary of the other infamous 9/11 video.

Posted by: Fritz at September 10, 2013 05:26 PM (4u+Q5)

513 494 Erg,

so giggles just said he's the tiny prick the Syrians need....


any comment?

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2013 05:26 PM (9jfyN)

514 507 It is unbelievable.

Posted by: Vladimir Putin at September 10, 2013 05:26 PM (0axsw)

515 106 days till Christmas

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at September 10, 2013 05:26 PM (e8kgV)

516 Fuck Obama. Fuck all progressive trash swine.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at September 10, 2013 05:26 PM (ZPrif)

517 515 494 Erg,

so giggles just said he's the tiny prick the Syrians need....

ISWYDT.

Posted by: Splunge at September 10, 2013 05:27 PM (bKA83)

518 Anybody hear or read the story where the 40-year-old Yemen guy married an 8-year-old child and fucked her to death?  I would bomb them in a hot second.  Just wipe their entire skeevy, disgusting country right off the fuckin' map.  This is not rhetoric, I would pull the trigger myself.

Posted by: Peaches at September 10, 2013 05:27 PM (8lmkt)

519 483 Gas bad. Bombs good. Posted by: Craig Poe at September 10, 2013 09:22 PM (BVkEs) You can't line up the dead kids with bombs, they get blowed up!

Posted by: John Kerry at September 10, 2013 05:27 PM (wR+pz)

520 Paul or Rox now

Posted by: RWC - MΩRΩΠ LΔβΣ at September 10, 2013 05:27 PM (NLTDQ)

521 And now Ross Perrot's son.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 10, 2013 05:27 PM (0axsw)

522 He could have used two sentences instead fifteen minutes worth of ducking and weaving. He could have said: I don't need Congress. I'm going to talk to the boss (Putin).

Posted by: Decaf at September 10, 2013 05:28 PM (ccrlk)

523 On Fox

Posted by: RWC - MΩRΩΠ LΔβΣ at September 10, 2013 05:28 PM (NLTDQ)

524
Nicholas Kristof ‏@NickKristof

There was no way Obama was going to change public opinion. But his speech left the public less bewildered and kept pressure on Putin.




Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 10, 2013 05:28 PM (kdS6q)

525 That Assad guy better not kick sand on those kids. I've been working out!

Posted by: skinny guy on the beach at September 10, 2013 05:28 PM (EpkXg)

526 Splunge, that was funny!

Posted by: CarolT at September 10, 2013 05:28 PM (z4WKX)

527 This will help the Middle Class!

Posted by: Chris Mathews at September 10, 2013 05:28 PM (wR+pz)

528

Maybe Rand will just hold a Wile E. Coyote-style 'WTF?' Sign up for 3-4 minutes and then return folks to whatever they normally watch on Tuesdays.
Posted by: akula51 at September 10, 2013 09:21 PM (81XGr)


And he can give kind of a flustered shrug with a facial expression that communicates, "Can you believe this guy got elected? Twice? do you see what kind of bullshit I have to deal with here?"

 

Seriously. I can see this.  Or at least  dream. Senators Rand Paul, Ted Cruz and Mike Lee  are our real patriots right now.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Needing Moar Kaboom at September 10, 2013 05:29 PM (6rcHp)

529 Posted by: Peaches at September 10, 2013 09:27 PM (8lmkt) Mentioned it upthread but didn't link it. Bomb the shit out of 'em.

Posted by: RWC - MΩRΩΠ LΔβΣ at September 10, 2013 05:29 PM (NLTDQ)

530 so if I heard TFG correctly, chemical weapons are the worst thing imaginable, not doing anything about them just emboldens others to use them, we have proof they were used...

therefore, we are going to delay a vote on AUMF, and send Kerry to Geneva to talk to a Russian guy- because we are America

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 10, 2013 05:29 PM (8sCoq)

531 #499 Hewitt has needed to be trapped in a burning building for a long time

Posted by: Captain Hate on an iPhone at September 10, 2013 05:29 PM (uizr/)

532 Operation Just a Tiny Prick.

Yep.

Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 10, 2013 05:29 PM (81XGr)

533 Did he say anything worth hearing? Posted by: CarolT
------------------

Pablum. We were gonna do something, but we're not gonna do anything..., maybe. But maybe we should, but maybe we shouldn't. Children. Policeman. Kerry. Putin. We'll see, or maybe we won't.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 10, 2013 05:29 PM (aDwsi)

534 Nicholas Kristof ‏@NickKristof

There was no way Obama was going to change public opinion. But his speech left the public less bewildered and kept pressure on Putin.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 10, 2013 09:28 PM (kdS6q)




What? That's more inane than what Barry said

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 10, 2013 05:29 PM (TGA2G)

535 There was no way Obama was going to change public opinion. But his speech left the public less bewildered and kept pressure on Putin. In other words, I didn't get a raging boner, just a half stock.

Posted by: Nicholas Kristoff at September 10, 2013 05:30 PM (Aif/5)

536 Unless Obama can utterly destroy Assad's CW capability (not simply degrade it), then what is the point of this action? As for the Russian Solution, just spare me ... Putin the former KGB chief is, what, quaking in his Dolls at the thought of the mighty Obama getting physical with his client state Syria, while an even bigger client state -- Iran -- sits right next door unmolested? Seriously? Because he fears John Kerry?! Are you fucking kidding me? Macaca please.

Posted by: Blacksheep at September 10, 2013 05:30 PM (bS6uW)

537 Operation Just a  Tiny Prick.

Yep.
Posted by: akula51

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 10, 2013 05:30 PM (aDwsi)

538 Those watching are adding stuff to the speech.  "I will not put boots on the ground" and someone in the room says "yeah they'll only be wearing uggs" and everyone laughs.

Posted by: ..... at September 10, 2013 05:30 PM (/b8+5)

539 Great fuckin' pic on Drudge. I'm a better make-up artist than my make-up artist!

Posted by: Presizzle Obizzle at September 10, 2013 05:30 PM (3nCIV)

540 Thank you, Mike Hammer. He was just as FOS as usual? HeÂ’s made The US look weak.

Posted by: CarolT at September 10, 2013 05:30 PM (z4WKX)

541 528 Splunge, that was funny!

Sven brought the funny. I just pointed at it because I approved.

Posted by: Splunge at September 10, 2013 05:31 PM (bKA83)

542 You may feel a little prick.

Posted by: Richard Dawkins at September 10, 2013 05:31 PM (0axsw)

543 Mary Mauldin ‏@marymauldin 6m

Here's the Official Narcissism Count==>> “@ThreatcoreNews: Obama said "I" 23 times in 15 minutes.”
Retweeted by Tammy Bruce

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 10, 2013 05:31 PM (8sCoq)

544 Remember, these tweets were all probably scheduled before the speech took place.  Love Thy HootSuite.

Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 10, 2013 05:32 PM (81XGr)

545 From the analogy of Welles/"Worlds" the logician can infer the possibility of the rickroll.











[P.S. Cute kittehs, and I hope those were control-evolutions in the course of the space ship.]

Posted by: Cretin, sliding down leftward from the crest of the moron bell-curve at September 10, 2013 05:32 PM (tfSla)

546 Nicholas Kristof ‏@NickKristof There was no way Obama was going to change public opinion. But his speech left the public less bewildered and kept pressure on Putin. All true, except that he left the public MORE bewildered, and Putin's under zero pressure.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/b][/u] at September 10, 2013 05:32 PM (CA2NO)

547 Sven, that was great and thanks Splunge too. I would have missed it.

Posted by: CarolT at September 10, 2013 05:33 PM (z4WKX)

548 532. Pretty much. This

Posted by: Obee bomb kenobee at September 10, 2013 05:33 PM (xGDj+)

549 543 splunge,

we're all on the same team here at the hq...

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2013 05:33 PM (9jfyN)

550 Goddamnit, Mr. President.

It's "leader of the anti-Muslim world and lover of freedom and liberty, Vladimir Putin" to you, Sir.

Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 10, 2013 05:33 PM (81XGr)

551 I could see Lincoln giving that speech. What an orator. I'm convinced we need to bomb Syria or not bomb Syria.

Posted by: Neal Marx, Newsman at September 10, 2013 05:34 PM (SzAZ7)

552 I swear the PBS guy just said "I Think what the President was trying to say....."

Posted by: Beto at September 10, 2013 05:34 PM (MhA4j)

553 I missed all of the jug eared one farting from his lie hole so I have to ask if he gave any legal justification for attacking Syria? Any treaty violations, attacks against us or our allies, or UN declarations? Or did he just brush off the whole unprovoked-attack-on-a-sovereign-nation thing?

Posted by: toby928© at September 10, 2013 05:34 PM (QupBk)

554 Barky the Muzzie appeaser:  I want these children to live long enough to be married, under Sharia law, to old creeps who will fuck them until they bleed to death.


Posted by: Peaches at September 10, 2013 05:35 PM (8lmkt)

555 That was a ridiculous speech. He was all over the place. I have no idea what he was trying to say.

That's because you're just an ignorant Kaboom kid.  If you had a Harvard education or worked in the media, you'd instantly recognize it as profound.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 10, 2013 05:35 PM (9MLX+)

556 496 apparently Obama is going to bomb Syria with dialogue     Does this speech count as dropping a bomb on Syria?    
 

Posted by: PMRich at September 10, 2013 05:35 PM (KDUNf)

557 Putin (speaking to raving beauty Rooskie ginger)- "Peel another grape for me dear..., thanks..., yes, dip it in the champagne."

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 10, 2013 05:35 PM (aDwsi)

558 >I missed all of the jug eared one farting from his lie hole so I have to ask if he gave any legal justification for attacking Syria?


Dude! HE HAS SEEN the scary cellphone videos of something happening to some people! IT'S BAD

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 10, 2013 05:35 PM (8sCoq)

559 "There was no way Obama was going to change public opinion. But his speech left the public less bewildered and kept pressure on Putin." In which universe do these people live? Putin must be laughing himself silly.

Posted by: Decaf at September 10, 2013 05:36 PM (ccrlk)

560 So if our taking action now would limit the carnage in the days to come, then why didn't we act earlier before 100x as many had died?

Posted by: Blacksheep at September 10, 2013 05:36 PM (bS6uW)

561 >Does this speech count as dropping a bomb on Syria?


Posted by: PMRich at September 10, 2013 09:35 PM (KDUNf)



this was a verbal shot across the bow

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 10, 2013 05:36 PM (8sCoq)

562 Wordy - but here's the Allen West response:

President Obama stated at the end of his 16 minute speech, "terrible things happen across the globeÂ….we should act, that's what makes America exceptional." I find his words utterly disgusting because tomorrow we will remember four Americans who were abandoned by President Obama to die in Libya. I found no righteous indignation and call for a moral obligation to avenge and punish their islamic terrorist murderers - matter of fact, Obama called it a "phony scandal." Christians are being butchered daily, where is his outrage? Israel is taking rocket and missile fire, where is his outrage? Some 100,000 Syrians had been killed by conventional munitions, and this was not the first chemical attack, where was his outrage? Obama has shown incompetence and weakness and has not presented a credible threat to Assad and Putin. If he wanted to respond he could have, God knows he did not seek congressional approval for Libya. He has been strategically outmaneuvered by Putin, lost the initiative, and allowed Putin to look like a statesman while he looks like a confused community organizer.

Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 10, 2013 05:36 PM (81XGr)

563 463 That was a ridiculous speech. He was all over the place. I have no idea what he was trying to say.

Posted by: freemo at September 10, 2013 09:19 PM *********************************************************

S'okay, freemo.  Neither did he.

Posted by: creeper at September 10, 2013 05:37 PM (TC9WU)

564 Did he say anything worth hearing?

Posted by: CarolT at September 10, 2013 09:22 PM (z4WKX)

_____________________

Does he ever?

Posted by: Truck Monkey,Trying out for ESPN at September 10, 2013 05:37 PM (jucos)

565 Chris Matthews was a Peace Corpse volunteer.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 10, 2013 05:37 PM (0axsw)

566 Loves me some Allen West!

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at September 10, 2013 05:38 PM (9+ccr)

567 Operation Putin Has The Map

Posted by: L, elle at September 10, 2013 05:38 PM (0PiQ4)

568 TFG also asked his 'friends on the right' (paraphrasing here)


'y'all like war so much- why don't you like this one?'

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 10, 2013 05:38 PM (8sCoq)

569 Or did he just brush off the whole unprovoked-attack-on-a-sovereign-nation thing? Posted by: toby928©
---------------

That. We must do it because children. The money quote: "Look at the You Tube videos"

Really...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 10, 2013 05:38 PM (aDwsi)

570 >Did he say anything worth hearing?
Posted by: CarolT at September 10, 2013 09:22 PM (z4WKX)


apparently he said "I" 23 times

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 10, 2013 05:39 PM (8sCoq)

571 President Michael Jackson's best work:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/pbbv5x5
[That we can know about, anyway.]

Posted by: Cretin, sliding down leftward from the crest of the moron bell-curve at September 10, 2013 05:39 PM (tfSla)

572 Not bad for 15 minutes.

Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 10, 2013 05:39 PM (81XGr)

573 Does this speech count as dropping a bomb on Syria? Posted by: PMRich at September 10, 2013 09:35 PM (KDUNf) I have this mental image of Obama recording a video of himself with a boombox, and as he stares hard into the camera lens he hits PLAY. As the melodic opening chords of "You Dropped a Bomb on Me" by The Gap Band begin to play, he maintains his steely-eyed stare, points at his eyes, then points at the camera and mouths Watching. You. Then he mails it to Assad and gives himself another Peace Prize.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/b][/u] at September 10, 2013 05:39 PM (CA2NO)

574 Allen West - "Yeah!  And deep, too!"

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 10, 2013 05:39 PM (BAS5M)

575 Launching cruise missiles at cities will bring the children back to life.

Posted by: Precedent Ogabe at September 10, 2013 05:39 PM (0axsw)

576 All those young people in Iran on twitter begging for help from the US were ignored so why are the Syrians more important than the Iranians?

Posted by: ..... at September 10, 2013 05:39 PM (/b8+5)

577 Chris Matthews was a Peace Corpse volunteer. Posted by: Boss Moss
----------

Of COURSE he was. I've never met one that wasn't a douche.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 10, 2013 05:39 PM (aDwsi)

578 Syrian Parliament letter to U.S. House members. http://tinyurl.com/nocpntg

Posted by: RWC - MΩRΩΠ LΔβΣ at September 10, 2013 05:40 PM (NLTDQ)

579 "Barky the Muzzie appeaser: I want these children to live long enough to be married, under Sharia law, to old creeps who will fuck them until they bleed to death." Peaches, a female child being born into a muslim society is a hell on Earth. They truly hate their children.

Posted by: Decaf at September 10, 2013 05:40 PM (ccrlk)

580 I'm smaaht, not dumb like everybody says...

Posted by: Fredobama at September 10, 2013 05:40 PM (D9T8T)

581 I have to ask if he gave any legal justification for attacking Syria? Any treaty violations, attacks against us or our allies, or UN declarations? No. It's (1) for the children (but of course - presumably if he had Syrian daughter she would have looked like little Fatima rolling around foaming at the mouth), and (2) we know they did it (says the man who imprisoned a film-maker for a year in order to cover up his political lies in Bengahzi).

Posted by: Blacksheep at September 10, 2013 05:40 PM (bS6uW)

582 Damn.

I'm all outta socks. Any good Christians out there with an extra pair?

Posted by: Huge Hewitt[/i] [/b] at September 10, 2013 05:40 PM (EpkXg)

583

Hugh Hewitt þ@hughhewitt 17m
This is a strong start and a good use of the horrific facts.

 

Hewitt may, I say may, suck more cock than Bamster. 


Posted by: Ronster at September 10, 2013 05:40 PM (zINDY)

584 That. We must do it because children. The money quote: "Look at the You Tube videos" -------- I'm like a red headed step child.

Posted by: YouTube at September 10, 2013 05:40 PM (Aif/5)

585 Dildo-heads - RESPECT MAH AUTHORITY!

Fat Rush....

Posted by: Rush Limbaugh at September 10, 2013 05:40 PM (rLMhe)

586 Jone in CO, 23 “I” in 15 minutes. That must be a record.

Posted by: CarolT at September 10, 2013 05:40 PM (z4WKX)

587 What does JEF mean?

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 10, 2013 05:41 PM (J8Q1Z)

588
"And so to my friends on the right, I ask you to reconcile your commitment to AmericaÂ’s military might with the failure to act when a cause is so plainly just."




You have no friends on the right.

Well, ok Hugh....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 10, 2013 05:41 PM (kdS6q)

589 589 What does JEF mean?

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 10, 2013 09:41 PM (J8Q1Z)

E if or Ear

Posted by: ..... at September 10, 2013 05:42 PM (/b8+5)

590 CaliGirl, Jug Eared F, IÂ’ll let you figure out the last word. Carol

Posted by: CarolT at September 10, 2013 05:42 PM (z4WKX)

591 That was good typing by ergie considering he was furiously jacking it for 15 minutes.

Posted by: Captain Hate on an iPhone at September 10, 2013 05:42 PM (uizr/)

592 GOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLL USA 2 MEX 0

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at September 10, 2013 05:42 PM (CKYju)

593 Jug Eared F...

Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 10, 2013 05:42 PM (81XGr)

594 587 erg,

so erg it's settled the small prick will poke Syria you guys?

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2013 05:42 PM (9jfyN)

595 Jug eared fuck. That's me.

Posted by: Precedent Ogabe at September 10, 2013 05:42 PM (0axsw)

596 We'll probably have to veto a Security Resolution against us.

Posted by: toby928© at September 10, 2013 05:43 PM (QupBk)

597 Youtube videos, what can't they do.

Cause riots in Lybia which kill Americans...
Cause me to bomb Syria...

...truly amazing.

Posted by: Fredobama at September 10, 2013 05:43 PM (D9T8T)

598 Where's hans brix? 

Posted by: ..... at September 10, 2013 05:43 PM (/b8+5)

599 I never listened to Hewitt, but thought he was a conservative. What did he do or say?

Posted by: CarolT at September 10, 2013 05:43 PM (z4WKX)

600 Our kickball team is winning? What inning is it?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 10, 2013 05:43 PM (0axsw)

601 Shit, my bad.  Jug-eared.  That shit should definitely be hyphenated because everything is that much more awesome with a hyphen.

Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 10, 2013 05:43 PM (81XGr)

602 My 12 year- old son, who insisted on watching this speech after hearing Dad and me talk, is mocking "for the children" in that inimitable middle-schooler way. No matter what else I've messed up, I'm not a complete failure as a parent.

Posted by: LadyS at September 10, 2013 05:44 PM (edbEu)

603 or Security Council Resolution either or

Posted by: toby928© at September 10, 2013 05:44 PM (QupBk)

604 Thanks, you guys still make me laugh.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 10, 2013 05:44 PM (J8Q1Z)

605 Short Obama: talks about himself 1 1/2 times per minute for a quarter-hour, and asks us to support a vote he then asks be delayed. Integrity

Posted by: Blacksheep at September 10, 2013 05:44 PM (bS6uW)

606 2-0 again. Go home, Mexico, and get comfy. You're going to be spending a lot of time there.

Posted by: Locarno at September 10, 2013 05:44 PM (zVHPa)

607 Nancy Pelosi ‏@NancyPelosi 1m Pres. Obama's leadership brought diplomatic solutions back to the table, shows his willingness to exhaust every remedy before use of force.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 10, 2013 05:44 PM (DmNpO)

608 It's always those damn YouTube videos, isn't it?

Posted by: Dave S. at September 10, 2013 05:45 PM (UvR6d)

609 "Barky the Muzzie appeaser: I want these children to live long enough to be married, under Sharia law, to old creeps who will fuck them until they bleed to death." If only they were that lucky. The area separating the vagina and the rectum is torn to shreds and their bowel protrudes through their vagina and is perforated, spilling shit inside them. It's a terribly painful way to die.

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at September 10, 2013 05:45 PM (WdWRd)

610
Is Hugh Hewitt turning into Andrew Sullivan or what?  he seems to get stranger all the time.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 10, 2013 05:45 PM (sj9LN)

611 rLMhe
wtf?

Posted by: Cretin, sliding down leftward from the crest of the moron bell-curve at September 10, 2013 05:45 PM (tfSla)

612 >I never listened to Hewitt, but thought he was a conservative. What did he do or say?

Posted by: CarolT at September 10, 2013 09:43 PM (z4WKX)



he's totally on board with Operation JUST THE TIP AFTER WE TALK SOME MORE

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 10, 2013 05:45 PM (8sCoq)

613 I hate him. 

Yeah, Trudy, I said it and I will say it as long as there is breath in my body. 

Posted by: Peaches at September 10, 2013 05:45 PM (8lmkt)

614 That letter is pretty damn convincing. Who knows if is real,or not though.

Posted by: RWC - MΩRΩΠ LΔβΣ at September 10, 2013 05:45 PM (NLTDQ)

615 I'm gonna go OT with something a bit less depressing - an antidote to the SCOAMF - a little reinforcement for Cruz/Lee/Scott principled wing of the GOP: http://iowans4samclovis.com/ Clovis for Senate - because Iowans owe America an apology (for the last two presidential elections)?

Posted by: Chicagorefugee at September 10, 2013 05:46 PM (jPn5Y)

616 And then I'm like...well, shit.  When I'm this pissed off, I should go take a walk.  That's productive.  Helps all sorts of things.  Yeah, that's a great idea.  Woot, a walk!

Then I remember I'm in Detroit.  And it's already dark out there.

Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 10, 2013 05:46 PM (81XGr)

617 USA should get the world cup again and have the US games all be in Columbus. They cannot lose there.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at September 10, 2013 05:46 PM (CKYju)

618 . Ladies and gents... President Gap Band!

Posted by: soothsayer at September 10, 2013 05:46 PM (8ZQ2a)

619 >It's always those damn YouTube videos, isn't it?

Posted by: Dave S. at September 10, 2013 09:45 PM (UvR6d)



They have the power to inspire; they have the power to destroy

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 10, 2013 05:46 PM (8sCoq)

620 Posted by: Cretin, sliding down leftward from the crest of the moron bell-curve at September 10, 2013 09:45 PM (tfSla) Resident tard who missed his weekly smegma ration. Gets uppity on occasion.

Posted by: RWC - MΩRΩΠ LΔβΣ at September 10, 2013 05:46 PM (NLTDQ)

621 618 Have you harvested your fall crops yet?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 10, 2013 05:46 PM (0axsw)

622 What is the deal with this high-pitch bitch named Mark Levine or something?

He has a fucking book out.

Posted by: Rush Limbaugh at September 10, 2013 05:47 PM (rLMhe)

623 Then I remember I'm in Detroit. And it's already dark out there.

So, target practice?

Posted by: no good deed at September 10, 2013 05:47 PM (k55Fc)

624 CO Gun Grabber Recall Vote: Recall John Morse (Colorado Springs) 52.1% Yes 47.8% No 45% reporting. The Denver Post Recall Election HQ sucks.

Posted by: L, elle at September 10, 2013 05:47 PM (0PiQ4)

625 Ha ha. This idiot Engel on fox. The stoooppiidd. Waah.

Posted by: Obee bomb kenobee at September 10, 2013 05:47 PM (xGDj+)

626 he's totally on board with Operation JUST THE TIP AFTER WE TALK SOME MORE Posted by: Jones in CO at September 10, 2013 09:45 PM (8sCoq) Thank you again, Jones in CO. Hewitt isnÂ’t on any station here, there is only one talk radio show, unless you count sports. Carol

Posted by: CarolT at September 10, 2013 05:47 PM (z4WKX)

627 Have we attacked Peruvia yet?

Posted by: eman at September 10, 2013 05:47 PM (AO9UG)

628 Nancy Pelosi ‏@NancyPelosi 4m

Pres. Obama's leadership brought diplomatic solutions back to the table, shows his willingness to exhaust every remedy before use of force.
Retweeted by Nied's Dead Horse

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 10, 2013 05:48 PM (8sCoq)

629 The best trick YouTube every did was to convince the world that it was only cat videos and pirated music.

Posted by: toby928© at September 10, 2013 05:48 PM (QupBk)

630 Ace, you have at least 629 comments! Are you happy with that? Carol

Posted by: CarolT at September 10, 2013 05:48 PM (z4WKX)

631 We were always at war with Peruvia.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 10, 2013 05:48 PM (0axsw)

632 Mark Levin.  That is his goddamn Jew Boy name.

Posted by: Rush Limbaugh at September 10, 2013 05:49 PM (rLMhe)

633 What is the deal with this high-pitch bitch named Mark Levine or something?
He has a fucking book out.
Posted by: Rush Limbaugh at September 10, 2013 09:47 PM (rLMhe)


Cool, like the Kama Sutra or something?

Posted by: mugiwara at September 10, 2013 05:49 PM (hpYnL)

634 631 The best trick YouTube every did was to convince the world that it was only cat videos and pirated music. Posted by: toby928© at September 10, 2013 09:48 PM (QupBk) Protein shake on iPad can't be good!

Posted by: RWC - MΩRΩΠ LΔβΣ at September 10, 2013 05:49 PM (NLTDQ)

635 "It's always those damn YouTube videos, isn't it?" If he's got something why not put it on the White House website? What an amateur.

Posted by: Decaf at September 10, 2013 05:50 PM (ccrlk)

636 We were always at war with Peruvia. East Peruvia, comrade.

Posted by: toby928© at September 10, 2013 05:50 PM (QupBk)

637

here's how you fix Syria

give all families vouchers for their own cruise missiles....people will move back to Damascus causing better schools and more jobs saving their economy

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 10, 2013 05:50 PM (1MCcX)

638 *sigh* Can we just TBH3K (rLMhe) already? Not because it's a particularly offensive troll (I've heard worse from my dear British mother), but because it's fucking BORING.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/b][/u] at September 10, 2013 05:50 PM (CA2NO)

639

@633. Except when we are war with East Peruvia.

 

Phew! Never go there.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Needing Moar Kaboom at September 10, 2013 05:50 PM (6rcHp)

640 Have we attacked Peruvia yet? Posted by: eman at September 10, 2013 09:47 PM (AO9UG) Only if Peruvia crosses the chalk line on the sidewalk.

Posted by: President T.F.G. at September 10, 2013 05:50 PM (mETGQ)

641 If someone has cell phone video of putin watching bambi's speech and laughing out loud watch out. Now that's a You tube video that could start a war.

Posted by: simplemind at September 10, 2013 05:50 PM (BmWNr)

642 *shakes fist at Toby 928*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Needing Moar Kaboom at September 10, 2013 05:50 PM (6rcHp)

643 can we get rid of this racist troll?

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 10, 2013 05:51 PM (8sCoq)

644 ahem Piers Morgan ‏@piersmorgan 1h Fascinated to see how Pres Obama tries to persuade Americans what should be done in #Syria when he doesn't seem to have a clue himself. #CNN Piers Morgan ‏@piersmorgan 45m If Obama feels THIS strongly about Assad's atrocities, why hasn't he taken any action yet? #CNN

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 10, 2013 05:51 PM (DmNpO)

645

500 Did he say anything worth hearing?

 

 

 

Derp.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at September 10, 2013 05:51 PM (DHQv9)

646 634 erg,

so you have nothing to say about Momjeans eh?

Posted by: sven10077 at September 10, 2013 05:51 PM (9jfyN)

647 I used to try to listen to Hewitt's radio show about ten years ago. It didn't take but about a month to realize he was a chicken shit. I tried to argue with him on his web page.  Of course he ignored me.  Jackass.

Posted by: Ronster at September 10, 2013 05:51 PM (zINDY)

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at September 10, 2013 05:51 PM (5J54Q)

649 Two words for tonight's speech:

Not brought.

Posted by: TheEngineer at September 10, 2013 05:51 PM (9PNNC)

650 NASA TV is back on the air, and Soyuz TMA-08M is preparing for its deorbit burn in a few minutes.

Posted by: rickl at September 10, 2013 05:51 PM (sdi6R)

651 JEF. That spells Moon. M.O.O.N.

Posted by: Bosk at September 10, 2013 05:52 PM (buAeV)

652 - 640

Seconded.

'Zup, Horde?

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at September 10, 2013 05:52 PM (5J54Q)

653 >If he's got something why not put it on the White House website? What an amateur.

Posted by: Decaf at September 10, 2013 09:50 PM (ccrlk)



they are

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 10, 2013 05:52 PM (8sCoq)

654 "Former Secretary pf State Hillary Clinton's Statement on Syria"
http://tinyurl.com/nb6gfop

Why was this uploaded to the White House website today?

Posted by: ..... at September 10, 2013 05:52 PM (/b8+5)

655 >>> can we get rid of this racist troll? Hodor! Hodor!

Posted by: fluffy at September 10, 2013 05:52 PM (JiTKm)

656 Isn't it odd that every time Obama is having a hard time the Moonbat trolls ramp up their Hate? Trouble in paradise? Hahahahajaja!!

Posted by: soothsayer at September 10, 2013 05:53 PM (8ZQ2a)

657 >NASA TV is back on the air, and Soyuz TMA-08M is preparing for its deorbit burn in a few minutes.

Posted by: rickl at September 10, 2013 09:51 PM (sdi6R)



linkage me

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 10, 2013 05:53 PM (8sCoq)

658 625 So, target practice?

When you're homeless in a bankrupt city, you *really* don't worry as much about cops accosting you while you accost tourists/in-town guest workers. It's a license to invade all sorts of personal space. These folks just say "Sir" a lot and just keep charging.

This, I have learned this week.  And I'm only staying about a half dozen blocks from where I normally stay.  Sigh...  I walked to Five Guys (which I can see looking down from my room here) and was aggressively panhandled 3-4 times.

I really don't fear too much at this point in my life. Been a lot of places, seen a lot of shit.  Heard "CLEAR" once or twice, etc.

This place definitely scares me after dark.

Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 10, 2013 05:53 PM (81XGr)

659 657 Made me spew beer

Posted by: Beto at September 10, 2013 05:53 PM (MhA4j)

660 GOD DAMNIT!

Posted by: Rush Limbaugh at September 10, 2013 05:53 PM (rLMhe)

661 Unofficial: Giron leading 69% to 31% from less than 700 votes counted

Early returns in Colorado recall show Morse behind 52 percent to 47 percent

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at September 10, 2013 05:53 PM (MnSla)

662 Laugh it up, gringos. I have your social security number.

Posted by: Paco the Mexican Soccer Player at September 10, 2013 05:54 PM (5kRy2)

663 612 Is Hugh Hewitt turning into Andrew Sullivan or what? he seems to get stranger all the time. Maybe he can't meet the True Conservative test perfectly, but his interview transcripts, which I read frequently, are one of the treasures of the Internet. He interviews Tapper, Steyn, and many others who matter, frequently. And when he knew he was out of step on Syria, he invited people who strongly disagreed, and who were competent at doing so. He's no Sullivan, not even close. He's doing a job that needs doing, and doing it well. That matters more than whether I agree with him about everything.

Posted by: Splunge at September 10, 2013 05:54 PM (bKA83)

664 That whole thing would have gone way better if he'd done a little twerking . . . just sayin'

Posted by: Peaches at September 10, 2013 05:54 PM (8lmkt)

665 obama speech= clusterfuck..

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at September 10, 2013 05:54 PM (9+ccr)

666 We have just confirmed that no brown people were injured or killed in the writing of tonight's Syria speech. Back to you, Anderson.

Posted by: CNN at September 10, 2013 05:54 PM (AO9UG)

667

Can we just sit idly by while they gas children?

 Neigh I say!

Posted by: John F'n Kerry at September 10, 2013 05:55 PM (0axsw)

668 >>> Made me spew beer Ni!

Posted by: fluffy at September 10, 2013 05:55 PM (JiTKm)

669 Watching the Syria timeline montage on fox. I am worried about secretary Lurch. What the hell is happening to his eyes? Sunken eye syndrome? His face looks like its melting. Weird

Posted by: Obee bomb kenobee at September 10, 2013 05:55 PM (xGDj+)

670
669

oh, snap!!!

Posted by: Peaches at September 10, 2013 05:56 PM (8lmkt)

671 Jones in CO, they are all amateurs or there is evidence on the WH website?

Posted by: Decaf at September 10, 2013 05:56 PM (ccrlk)

672 I'm all outta socks. Any good Christians out there with an extra pair?
Posted by: Huge Hewitt
---------------

Here ya go, you can have my Barney Frank argyle.I'm through with it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 10, 2013 05:56 PM (aDwsi)

673 I haven't listened to Hugh, but I love Mark Steyn.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 10, 2013 05:56 PM (J8Q1Z)

674 We have just confirmed that no brown people were injured or killed in the writing of tonight's Syria speech. However we can confirm that basic standards of English grammar, prose, and narrative form, function and clarity had the SHIT kicked out of them.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/b][/u] at September 10, 2013 05:57 PM (CA2NO)

675 Is it me, or does anyone else wonder why we never see jimmy kimmel and putin in the same room together?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 10, 2013 05:57 PM (zZJJp)

676 http://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/nasatv/index.html#.Ui_LXuDnvRt

Posted by: rickl at September 10, 2013 05:57 PM (sdi6R)

677 it's you

Posted by: Peaches at September 10, 2013 05:57 PM (8lmkt)

678

Early returns in Colorado recall show Morse behind 52 percent to 47 percent

 

Hope that bastard Morse loses.  He will probably contest the results with Bloomberg money if he loses.

Posted by: Ronster at September 10, 2013 05:58 PM (zINDY)

679 The internet is so 1990's...

Posted by: tangonine at September 10, 2013 05:58 PM (x3YFz)

680 President Assad, acted stupidly...

Posted by: President Einstein Hammarskjöld at September 10, 2013 05:58 PM (MhA4j)

681 Watching the Syria timeline montage on fox. I am worried about secretary Lurch. What the hell is happening to his eyes? Sunken eye syndrome? His face looks like its melting. Weird His vocalizations seem to have degraded along with his facial structures.

Posted by: Blacksheep at September 10, 2013 05:58 PM (bS6uW)

682 Come with some knuckles.
Posted by: Prez'nit Harbaugh
He's stealing my move!!! There goes the summer of George!

Posted by: george costanza at September 10, 2013 05:58 PM (YD2FC)

683 >Jones in CO, they are all amateurs or there is evidence on the WH website?

Posted by: Decaf at September 10, 2013 09:56 PM (ccrlk)



I was on white house dot gov and if you click on the link for 'statements' you will see some links to video there


and they're not amateurs- they're getting paid some pretty tall paper to fuck this up

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 10, 2013 05:58 PM (8sCoq)

684 MEX 0 USA 2 FINAL Yeah baby

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at September 10, 2013 05:59 PM (CKYju)

685
I need a towelette.

Posted by: Hugh Hewitt

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 10, 2013 09:20 PM (kdS6q)

--  ---  -   - -

 

Wow. I tip my hat to that one. Well done.

Posted by: Meremortal at September 10, 2013 05:59 PM (1Y+hH)

686 Peaches, I share your horror.  There is no fit punishment for these animals.  But wouldn't you love to try?

Posted by: creeper at September 10, 2013 05:59 PM (TC9WU)

687 We're going to Brazil; Mexico is going to New Zealand (if they're lucky).

Posted by: Locarno at September 10, 2013 05:59 PM (zVHPa)

688 Watching the Syria timeline montage on fox. I am worried about secretary Lurch. What the hell is happening to his eyes? Sunken eye syndrome? His face looks like its melting. Weird Look for a seam down the back of his neck. I bet he's one of those aliens like in "Men in Black," and he's just wearing Horseface's skin like a suit.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/b][/u] at September 10, 2013 06:00 PM (CA2NO)

689 Is Mark Steyn the gay Brit that fills in for me?

Posted by: Rush Limbaugh at September 10, 2013 06:00 PM (rLMhe)

690 Just got back in, expecting to see a speech from King Barack the Fail-Hearted. Did he skip out?

Posted by: t-bird at September 10, 2013 06:01 PM (FcR7P)

691 obama speech= clusterfuck.. Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at September 10, 2013 09:54 PM (9+ccr) Of a the stuttering miserable type.

Posted by: YIKES! at September 10, 2013 06:01 PM (mETGQ)

692 Summer of Freeshit.

Posted by: Low Information Voter at September 10, 2013 06:01 PM (Dwehj)

693 "666 That whole thing would have gone way better if he'd done a little twerking . . . just sayin'" Peaches, I bet he's a scream at those WH celebrity parties where guests are prohibited from bringing cameras. In ten years time we will start hearing all sorts of weird stuff that goes on there.

Posted by: Decaf at September 10, 2013 06:01 PM (ccrlk)

694 His face looks like its melting. Weird ****** Wow man....cool

Posted by: Timothy Leary at September 10, 2013 06:02 PM (MhA4j)

695 MEX 0
USA 2

FINAL

Yeah baby

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at September 10, 2013 09:59 PM (CKYju)


HAHA!!! 

Posted by: Peaches at September 10, 2013 06:02 PM (8lmkt)

696 National Association of Stock Car Automobile Racing aficionados, I beseech thee.....

Posted by: John F Kerry at September 10, 2013 06:02 PM (l3vZN)

697 HAHA!!!

Posted by: Peaches at September 10, 2013 10:02 PM (8lmkt)

H8er

Posted by: La Raza at September 10, 2013 06:03 PM (gqgiP)

698 The U.S. just made the Stanley Cup?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 10, 2013 06:03 PM (0axsw)

699
Here's the crappy thing about CO, while they were passing the evil gun control laws, they also passed a day of election registration or change.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 10, 2013 06:04 PM (sj9LN)

700 Did anyone else notice how pale Obastard was?  I mean his skin, not the powdered hair.  The treatments must be working.

Posted by: creeper at September 10, 2013 06:05 PM (TC9WU)

701 H8er

Posted by: La Raza at September 10, 2013 10:03 PM (gqgiP)


Yup!!!  Si se puede, suckah!

Posted by: Peaches at September 10, 2013 06:05 PM (8lmkt)

702

677  VIVA AZZURRI!!!!!!!!

beat the americans like the dog bastardos they are

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 10, 2013 06:07 PM (1MCcX)

703 The treatments must be working.

Posted by: creeper at September 10, 2013 10:05 PM (TC9WU)

Semen facials are all the rage among a certain set in DC.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 10, 2013 06:07 PM (gqgiP)

704

690  The U.S. just made the Stanley Cup?

 

danger!!!

there's a Chicagoan lurking..........do you need me to start bragging?

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 10, 2013 06:08 PM (1MCcX)

705 http://tinyurl.com/nj7pk7j

The Speech can be watched at the above link on the White House website.

Posted by: ..... at September 10, 2013 06:08 PM (/b8+5)

706

"Here's the crappy thing about CO..."

 

How about the gerrymandering that put my rural western slope county in the same district as Boulder? We're not represented now, unless you want call Udall representation.

 

*spit*

Posted by: Meremortal at September 10, 2013 06:08 PM (1Y+hH)

707 I smell keyboard smoke.... Ace working on a post.....

Posted by: Beto at September 10, 2013 06:08 PM (MhA4j)

708 @668 The ancients used to talk about "the horseradish", which some of you know can grow quite large. It can also be sculpted or carved into what Boy Scouts will immediately recognize as a tinder stick carved with splinters left attached to increase surface area and resembling a Christmas tree. This was then inserted pointy-end-first into the rectum of the offender.
Or, just pound in the whole root, or roots.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/nwj3bam

Posted by: Cretin, sliding down leftward from the crest of the moron bell-curve at September 10, 2013 06:08 PM (tfSla)

709 >>> 677 MEX 0 USA 2 FINAL Not a big soccer fan, but I do root for Team USA (fuck yeah!) during World Cup. Partly out of patriotism, partly because I want to see them go all the way and annoy the Eurotrash

Posted by: fluffy, citizen of the world at September 10, 2013 06:08 PM (JiTKm)

710 Somebody besides Mexico just got smoked. Ten comments disappeared.

Posted by: t-bird at September 10, 2013 06:10 PM (FcR7P)

711 @700 OOPS! 679, 679

Posted by: Cretin, sliding down leftward from the crest of the moron bell-curve at September 10, 2013 06:10 PM (tfSla)

712 Senator Rand Paul ‏@SenRandPaul 1m It must be asked: Would a US bombing campaign make it more or less likely that Assad loses control of the chemical weapons #RandResponds

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 10, 2013 06:10 PM (DmNpO)

713 History will record this as The Little Prick Speech.

Future politicians and political science types will study it intently..., seeking substance.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 10, 2013 06:10 PM (aDwsi)

714 Has Chris Matthews fainted yet?

Posted by: Meremortal at September 10, 2013 06:10 PM (1Y+hH)

715 Partly out of patriotism, partly because I want to see them go all the way and annoy the Eurotrash

Plus, to the best of my admittedly limited knowledge, no one has ever been beheaded at a soccer game here in the good old USA. 

Posted by: Peaches at September 10, 2013 06:11 PM (8lmkt)

716 >>> there's a Chicagoan lurking..........do you need me to start bragging? About what, Obama? The Cubs?

Posted by: fluffy at September 10, 2013 06:11 PM (JiTKm)

717 mexico lost the soccer match but won the southern us border

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 10, 2013 06:11 PM (1MCcX)

718 Nine commentos gone.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 10, 2013 06:11 PM (0axsw)

719 The deorbit burn is complete, and Soyuz is on its way back home. Landing is scheduled for about 10:58 pm EDT.

Posted by: rickl at September 10, 2013 06:11 PM (sdi6R)

720 >Somebody besides Mexico just got smoked. Ten comments disappeared.

Posted by: t-bird at September 10, 2013 10:10 PM (FcR7P)



the banhammer has landed for the 'rush limbaugh' sock

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 10, 2013 06:12 PM (8sCoq)

721

708  nooooooo

 

it would be the 2013 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 10, 2013 06:12 PM (1MCcX)

722 Are they still gonna cut my grass?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 10, 2013 06:12 PM (0axsw)

723

713  soon to be followed by the SUPERBOWL CHAMPION CHICAGO BEARS!!!

 

followed by the NBA CHAMPION CHICAGO BULLS

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 10, 2013 06:14 PM (1MCcX)

724 Looks like we El Paso County folks are going to throw that bum Morse out of office: 6751 to 6186 at 8:15 Mountain Time.

Take your high cap mag ban and shove it up your ass, Morse.

Posted by: tangonine at September 10, 2013 06:15 PM (x3YFz)

725 I thought you were a native Hawaiian?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 10, 2013 06:15 PM (0axsw)

726

soon to be followed by the SUPERBOWL CHAMPION CHICAGO BEARS!!!

 

C'mon, they barely beat the Bungles

Posted by: PMRich at September 10, 2013 06:16 PM (KDUNf)

727 followed by the NBA CHAMPION CHICAGO BULLS

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 10, 2013 10:14 PM (1MCcX)


Followed by the 2014  Superbowl winners the CHICAGO BEARS


haha, I just popped open another beer and it's all your fault, NCJ.  you're killin' me here . . .

Posted by: Peaches at September 10, 2013 06:16 PM (8lmkt)

728 SUPERBOWL CHAMPION CHICAGO BEARS!!! **** Has any team won the SB after a 6-10 season?

Posted by: Beto at September 10, 2013 06:16 PM (MhA4j)

729 I'm going to have to watch the Greta replay because I believe Rove might be more in agreement with Obama than Rand. Big surprise.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 10, 2013 06:17 PM (DmNpO)

730 And then Chicago will elect a mayor they don't have to incarcerate.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 10, 2013 06:17 PM (0axsw)

731 *golf clap* for AmishDude!

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at September 10, 2013 06:18 PM (5H6zj)

732 i had to leave the denver post site. The feed there was slowing the browser waaaaay down. Any updates on the CO recall?

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at September 10, 2013 06:18 PM (MnSla)

733 I can't talk sports smack.  I'm a Steelers/Penguins/Pirates fan.  All three of which will suck mountains of ass for decades.  So I'm just gonna shut up and wave my little flag in the corner.

Posted by: tangonine at September 10, 2013 06:18 PM (x3YFz)

734

715  and of course followed by

CAMPIONI DEL MONDO ITALIA AZZURRI!!!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 10, 2013 06:18 PM (1MCcX)

735 i had to leave the denver post site. The feed there was slowing the browser waaaaay down. Any updates on the CO recall?

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at September 10, 2013 10:18 PM (MnSla)


scroll up.

Posted by: tangonine at September 10, 2013 06:19 PM (x3YFz)

736 Rocky Mountain high, Choomorodo.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 10, 2013 06:19 PM (0axsw)

737 Jacqueline S ‏@JacquelineS59 17m Please give the Prez a break. It's not that easy to convince the public to fight for al Qaeda on the eve of Sept 11th

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 10, 2013 06:19 PM (DmNpO)

738 Thanks Tango

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at September 10, 2013 06:20 PM (MnSla)

739 I heard the speech but I all I could make out was Iraq Iraq Iraq Iraq Iraq?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 10, 2013 06:20 PM (9Xc5j)

740 Has any team won the SB after a 6-10 season? Posted by: Beto at September 10, 2013 10:16 PM (MhA4j) 2000 Patriots were 5-11 2001 Patriots were SB Champs

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at September 10, 2013 06:20 PM (CKYju)

741

Posted by: tangonine at September 10, 2013 10:15 PM (x3YFz)

 

Fantastic!

Posted by: Meremortal at September 10, 2013 06:20 PM (1Y+hH)

742

717  nope, born and raised less than a mile from the friendly confines itself

 

722  cant argue that at all, 5 out of 7 governors are in prison

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 10, 2013 06:20 PM (1MCcX)

743 RT @SenRandPaul: Want to hear my response to @BarackObama's #Syria speech? Click here to watch now:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE8jeD-uB7U Â…

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 10, 2013 06:20 PM (8sCoq)

744 @729 !

Posted by: Cretin, sliding down leftward from the crest of the moron bell-curve at September 10, 2013 06:20 PM (tfSla)

745 Will anything happen tomorrow?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 10, 2013 06:20 PM (0axsw)

746 2001 Patriots were SB Champs


Posted by: Peaches at September 10, 2013 06:21 PM (8lmkt)

747 >>> 715 and of course followed by CAMPIONI DEL MONDO ITALIA AZZURRI!!!!!! Team USA not good enough for you? Effin Democrats.

Posted by: fluffy at September 10, 2013 06:21 PM (JiTKm)

748 looks like Morse is out, but the dipshits in Pueblo will keep their hipster douchebag.

Posted by: tangonine at September 10, 2013 06:21 PM (x3YFz)

749 My boss was at the soccer match tonight. Said he was sitting in the "outlaw" section. Can't wait for the recap tomorrow.

Posted by: Tuna at September 10, 2013 06:21 PM (M/TDA)

750 Please give the Prez a break. It's not that easy to convince the public to fight for al Qaeda on the eve of Sept 11th

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 10, 2013 10:19 PM (DmNpO)


That is the absolute perfect comment, Niedermeyer.  You so rock!

Posted by: Peaches at September 10, 2013 06:22 PM (8lmkt)

751 Will anything happen tomorrow? Posted by: Boss Moss at September 10, 2013 10:20 PM (0axsw) Well hopefully I will wakeup. After that I will play it by ear

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 10, 2013 06:22 PM (9Xc5j)

752 So, there's positive correlation between success in professional sports and corruption in government.

When there were only the North Siders, Chicago was as honest as any town.
Which is really not saying a lot.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 10, 2013 06:22 PM (JNUY4)

753 My satellite is out. Any news on the Colorado recall?

Posted by: maddogg at September 10, 2013 06:23 PM (+SU7n)

754 "Is Hugh Hewitt turning into Andrew Sullivan or what? he seems to get stranger all the time."

What.  In the Hell.  Is wrong.  With this man?

Check the back of his neck for an alien graboid.

His interviews have always been fantastic, but this Hearstian War cheerleading is over the top.  He's also stacked his  schedule  with only "yes" votes and  talks about the 90% of conservatives who say "no" like we're 3 year olds.  It's like MSLSD took over the Salem airwaves.  Hell, I could barely hear his interview with Joe Scarborough over the moaning and slurping noises.

Protip:  When you're simpatico  with The Intern Slayer, you're on the wrong side of the issue.

Posted by: Jaws at September 10, 2013 06:24 PM (Rbtz3)

755 Summer fling don't mean a thing, but, oh-ho...those Benghazi nights! This administration won't tell me more... tell me more...

Posted by: adams t-bird porn at September 10, 2013 06:24 PM (gQKHE)

756 That is the absolute perfect comment, Niedermeyer. You so rock! *** I wish I had written it!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 10, 2013 06:24 PM (DmNpO)

757 It's not that easy to convince the public to fight for al Qaeda on the eve of Sept 11th ****** Perhaps the most insightful comment here tonight

Posted by: Beto at September 10, 2013 06:24 PM (MhA4j)

758

739  the world cup is the only event which you can break citizenship for to root for your homeland

dad's family is from La Spezia and I lived in Sardinia for 6 1/2 years

 

therefore..........VIVA AZZURRI!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 10, 2013 06:25 PM (1MCcX)

759 Nothing newer than this morning on Colorado recall.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 10, 2013 06:25 PM (0axsw)

760 I wish I had written it! Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 10, 2013 10:24 PM (DmNpO) All my friends are going to think I wrote it and that I'm smart, not dumb like everyone thinks. And i want respect

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 10, 2013 06:25 PM (9Xc5j)

761 Y'all hear about Weinerdude taking his balky baby to the poll?  Poor kid, clearly did not want to be there, plus that skankasaurus showed up at his HQ so he had to go elsewhere and Huma was off munchin' it with Hilz.  They were all, he'll be homeless by the end of the year.  I was howling!

Posted by: Peaches at September 10, 2013 06:25 PM (8lmkt)

762 I have been here since 3 oÂ’clock and I do not recall seeing any comments from Jane DÂ’oh. Is her son finally home, does anyone know?

Posted by: CarolT at September 10, 2013 06:25 PM (z4WKX)

763 Ron Fournier (dean of the Washington press corps, typically liberal in his baseline framework and assumptions but a fundamentally decent guy who journalists pay a lot of attention to) just posted a GREAT write-up summarizing the Syria fiasco over on National Journal: Syria Tells You Everything You Need To Know About Barack Obama.  (link: http://tinyurl.com/paatzk8)

Read it.  He does the standard thing of trying to say "here are the best sides of Obama in this controversy, now here are the worst" but by his own admission at the top of the article, he really has to stretch to find the 'good' side whereas the bad side is vastly more important and far-reaching. 

Again: must-read, not just because it's a good analysis but also because it's an important insight into what Official Washington and the MSM think about Obama after this.

Key quote: "A Democratic strategist who works closely with the White House, and who requested anonymity to avoid political retribution, told me, 'This has been one of the most humiliating episodes in presidential history.'"

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 10, 2013 06:26 PM (n/+FT)

764

744  When there were only the North Siders, Chicago was as honest as any town

 

VIVA CHICAGO NORTH SIDERS!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 10, 2013 06:26 PM (1MCcX)

765 I wish I had written it!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 10, 2013 10:24 PM (DmNpO)


You ditn't???  (trying to be racially sensitive here, don't taze me)

Posted by: Peaches at September 10, 2013 06:26 PM (8lmkt)

766 So is the million Muslim march still happening tomorrow? Haven't seen much about it other than 2 million riders headed there as well

Posted by: Obee bomb kenobee at September 10, 2013 06:27 PM (xGDj+)

767 Obama: “To My Friends On The Right,” You Should Support Bombing Syria Because Of “Your Commitment To America’s Military Might”… End sequestration on the MIlitary and then we will talk otherwise fuck off

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 10, 2013 06:27 PM (9Xc5j)

768 @735 Sen. Paul is making sense here, no B.S. and I'm more than half-way through it.

Posted by: Cretin, sliding down leftward from the crest of the moron bell-curve at September 10, 2013 06:27 PM (tfSla)

769 When there were only the North Siders, Chicago was as honest as any town

VIVA CHICAGO NORTH SIDERS!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 10, 2013 10:26 PM (1MCcX)


we all know you guys are talkin' about honkies

Posted by: Peaches at September 10, 2013 06:27 PM (8lmkt)

770 Most of the county sheriffs in my state opposed Morse and his "high cap" mag ban.  Our county sheriff led the fight, Terry Maketa.

Now, Terry is term-limited (yeah, term limits... whoda thunka that?) But by God Almighty I'd follow that guy to hell in back with nothing but a knife and a bad attitude. 

And some coffee.

Posted by: tangonine at September 10, 2013 06:28 PM (x3YFz)

771 You ditn't??? (trying to be racially sensitive here, don't taze me) *** Nope. I pasted a tweet from Jacqueline S.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 10, 2013 06:28 PM (DmNpO)

772 Bikers on Muslim brawl. Nice.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 10, 2013 06:28 PM (0axsw)

773 Bikers on Muslim brawl. Nice. Posted by: Boss Moss at September 10, 2013 10:28 PM (0axsw) I tried to get a bet down, but nobody was taking the towel heads

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 10, 2013 06:29 PM (9Xc5j)

774 Five minutes until separation and everything is fine onboard.

Posted by: rickl at September 10, 2013 06:29 PM (sdi6R)

775 All my friends are going to think I wrote it and that I'm smart, not dumb like everyone thinks. And i want respect **** Huh?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 10, 2013 06:29 PM (DmNpO)

776 I pasted a tweet from Jacqueline S.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 10, 2013 10:28 PM (DmNpO)


well, we need to get that girl over here to moronnation.  i love her already!!  thanks for sharing.

Posted by: Peaches at September 10, 2013 06:29 PM (8lmkt)

777

761 we all know you guys are talkin' about honkies

 there was a beaner on my block........

 

oh shit, that was my mom

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 10, 2013 06:29 PM (1MCcX)

778 Victory! Uh, oh...10.

Posted by: RFK Jr. at September 10, 2013 06:29 PM (Dwehj)

779 Screw you Republicans! *drops mic* #HUMBLE

Posted by: TOTUS at September 10, 2013 06:30 PM (r2PLg)

780 10 is the loneliest number.

Posted by: RFK Jr. at September 10, 2013 06:31 PM (Dwehj)

781 770 Victory! Uh, oh...10.

Posted by: RFK Jr. at September 10, 2013 10:29 PM (Dwehj)


how utterly repulsive was that?  I felt like I should take a shower after I read it.  what a skeeze-ball

Posted by: Peaches at September 10, 2013 06:31 PM (8lmkt)

782 My kingdom for some saltpeter.

Posted by: RFK Jr. at September 10, 2013 06:32 PM (Dwehj)

783 10 is the loneliest number. **** Unless she's wearing chaps and spurs and then, well, ride em cowgirl!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 10, 2013 06:32 PM (DmNpO)

784 Everywhere I go, all the internet reports about Obama's speech (not to mention Obama's remarks) seem to say that Obama was asking congress to delay the vote so John Kerry, that masterful diplomat, could give diplomacy a chance to work.

Yet over on the Corner at National Review the blog shows that congress has already delayed the vote; Reid especially said two days ago that the senate vote would be delayed.


Posted by: Pie Man at September 10, 2013 06:32 PM (wE9RS)

785 I promise not to 10 in your mouth.

Posted by: RFK JR. at September 10, 2013 06:33 PM (0axsw)

786 The fix, the fix was in.

Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 10, 2013 06:33 PM (81XGr)

787 Unless she's wearing chaps

They must be assless or it's no good.

Posted by: RFK Jr. at September 10, 2013 06:33 PM (Dwehj)

788 Barack O. Bomb Us (not mine, found several places tonight)

Posted by: Beto at September 10, 2013 06:33 PM (MhA4j)

789 Shit hit the fan when Nancy said-- "I don't have the numbers." We don't prepare ahead and RECON our own members --but you should let us-- DO THIS! Big Military Lovers

Posted by: TOTUS at September 10, 2013 06:35 PM (r2PLg)

790 They must be assless or it's no good.

Posted by: RFK Jr. at September 10, 2013 10:33 PM (Dwehj)


You are as weapons-grade stupid as the rest of your fetid family.  All chaps are assless and you should go kill yourself.


I'm sorry, too much?  please don't let the thread end here, it's just that the ont is WAY overdue.  just sayin'

Posted by: Peaches at September 10, 2013 06:35 PM (8lmkt)

791 764 Bikers on Muslim brawl. Nice.     My FiL was going, turned back... he met with way too many who were "liquored up and looking for a fight".

Posted by: PMRich at September 10, 2013 06:35 PM (KDUNf)

792 Lurch is wearing an Edgar suit.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 10, 2013 06:35 PM (BAS5M)

793 I suppose we should be thankful he didn't give the speech from the White House balcony, waving a piece of paper and announcing "peace in our time." He's probably saving that for 2015 or so.

Posted by: Trimegistus at September 10, 2013 06:36 PM (I+dbH)

794 My FiL was going, turned back... he met with way too many who were "liquored up and looking for a fight".

Posted by: PMRich at September 10, 2013 10:35 PM (KDUNf)


any single guys? 

Posted by: Peaches at September 10, 2013 06:36 PM (8lmkt)

795 781 Shit hit the fan when Nancy said-- "I don't have the numbers." We don't prepare ahead and RECON our own members --but you should let us-- DO THIS! Big Military Lovers Posted by: TOTUS at September 10, 2013 10:35 PM (r2PLg) Numbers? That dumb bitch said on camera - more than once - something about US job losses being over five hundred million. I doubt she can count to three.

Posted by: model_1066 at September 10, 2013 06:38 PM (QMWjL)

796 I suppose we should be thankful he didn't give the speech from the White House balcony, waving a piece of paper freeing a dove, and announcing "peace in our time."

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 10, 2013 06:38 PM (DmNpO)

797 "Any news on the Colorado recall?"

Yeah. The local Democratic machine is frantically rummaging in car trunks for "lost" and "misplaced" ballots.

Seriously, the glacial pace of the vote reporting should be setting off giant red neon VOTE FRAUD signs everywhere. This stuff is not that hard.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 10, 2013 06:38 PM (gqT4g)

798 ont up

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 10, 2013 06:39 PM (DmNpO)

799 My FiL was going, turned back... he met with way too many who were "liquored up and looking for a fight".

Posted by: PMRich at September 10, 2013 10:35 PM (KDUNf)


Well, if they are liquored up NOW, they won't be fighting much tomorrow, unless it's late in the afternoon.

Posted by: Pie Man at September 10, 2013 06:39 PM (wE9RS)

800 Newd.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 10, 2013 06:39 PM (0axsw)

801

I wouldn't know how many were single. .

He's an old codger (70's), can't get into a brawl at that age.

Posted by: PMRich at September 10, 2013 06:39 PM (KDUNf)

802 Gentlemen, it is with great sadness but firm resolve that I order you to start preparations for...

...Operation Self-Facial.

Posted by: Barak OBomber at September 10, 2013 06:40 PM (r0+v0)

803

Well, if they are liquored up NOW, they won't be fighting much tomorrow, unless it's late in the afternoon.

 

You ever been to Bike Week? Liquoring up there goes on all week.

Posted by: PMRich at September 10, 2013 06:41 PM (KDUNf)

804 Crank fixes that hangover bullshit. 

Like, Now.

Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 10, 2013 06:50 PM (81XGr)

805 Wow Savage is totally on fire tonight.  He is not pulling any punches.  Even in the face of the cowards who called the aaron klein show to complain about Savage to Klein, why didn't they call savage and challenge him directly?

Posted by: ..... at September 10, 2013 07:01 PM (/b8+5)

806 Kitten killer will be the republican nominee and weiner conceded already.

Posted by: ..... at September 10, 2013 07:04 PM (/b8+5)

807 I suppose "roller-coaster" rocket rides will generate revenue and excitement for spaceflight, but it is not nearly as impressive as orbital flight.  The amount of energy you need to achieve orbit compared to what is required to do a straight-up / straight-down flight is is staggeringly larger, and so is the complexity of the system.

So don't confuse Richard Branson or Burt Rutan with Elon Musk of Spacex - Musk is waaaay out in front of those guys, with REAL. BIG. FUCKING. ROCKETS that heavy-lift to orbit, and carry cargo (and soon multiple astronauts) to the ISS and back.  His Falcon-9 Heavy will be the most powerful rocket in the world when it flies in less than a year.  Let me repeat that: MOST POWERFUL ROCKET IN THE WORLD.  He makes Ayn Rand's heroes look like sitzspinklers.

And have you ever driven a Tesla?  Capt. Ho Li Fuk was one of the test drivers, but he couldn't handle it and went back to 777's.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 10, 2013 08:36 PM (qIFL7)

808 FULL TRANSCRIPT: President ObamaÂ’s Sept. 10 speech on Syria

http://tinyurl.com/ns5njac

Posted by: nanny bloomberg at September 10, 2013 09:17 PM (/b8+5)

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