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January 10, 2013

The Ghost At The Drive-Thru Prank
— Ace

Via Hot Air, well-conceived prank well executed.

A guy dresses up in a "Car Seat Costume," so that he appears to not be in the vehicle at all, and then drives up to the receiving window at the drive through to await his fast food.

People are understandably curious and/or freaked out by the car that drives without a driver.

Update: He needs to start a Kickstarter account to buy a black eighties Trans-Am, rig the Cylon Eye in the front, and pretend he's KITT.

Posted by: Ace at 03:04 PM | Comments (127)
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1 Wow

Posted by: Snafu at January 10, 2013 03:05 PM (mnruy)

2 I've never come close to finding a new thread in mint condition.

Posted by: Snafu at January 10, 2013 03:06 PM (mnruy)

3 "Instagram dat joint."

I love the kid that keeps closing the window, turning around and then opening the window again. WTF?

Posted by: Tami at January 10, 2013 03:10 PM (X6akg)

4 The girl in the black jacket at 0:45 is sorta cute. What? That's not the point? Oh, yeah, I knew that.

Posted by: pep at January 10, 2013 03:10 PM (6TB1Z)

5 He was hoping to surprise someone?

Posted by: Snafu at January 10, 2013 03:11 PM (mnruy)

6 >>>I love the kid that keeps closing the window, turning around and then opening the window again. WTF? that was my favorite part. I wanted to see more reactions after he spoke to the people. He only included one of those.

Posted by: ace at January 10, 2013 03:12 PM (LCRYB)

7 that was a triple-take, something I would think was fake if I saw it in a movie. But there you go-- the Triple Take is a Real Thing.

Posted by: ace at January 10, 2013 03:13 PM (LCRYB)

8 Nice one.

Posted by: RWC at January 10, 2013 03:15 PM (sqp6o)

We've got gun grabbers in congress and this is what you post eleventy!!111!!!1!!!

/sarc.

Posted by: Bosk at January 10, 2013 03:16 PM (n2K+4)

10 "Gurl" "really"

Yeah guy wins the Internetz! "

So Bob what prize does he win?"

"Well Wink he wins a lifetime supply of Sham Wow"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 10, 2013 03:16 PM (KnIgz)

11 The woman that says "gurl" sounds and looks like Jon Lovitz.

Posted by: rdbrewer at January 10, 2013 03:17 PM (Iyg03)

12 The elevator prank was better.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 10, 2013 03:19 PM (Rq+Vo)

13 Gotta love youtube. My brother turned me on to this dude that eats all kinds of hot shit and films it. I was laughing so hard I was crying.

Posted by: Bosk at January 10, 2013 03:19 PM (n2K+4)

14 >>> He needs to start a Kickstarter account to buy a black eighties Trans-Am, rig the Cylon Eye in the front, and pretend he's KITT.

I'm convinced this kid could get David Hasselhoff to do a cameo from the "driver's seat" if he plied the Hoff with enough cocktails.

Posted by: Fritz at January 10, 2013 03:19 PM (w3+gB)

15 Thanks for the Tepid Air warning, as I never go there any more.

RINOs, geeks, pervs, and many, many ankle-biters

Posted by: open the pod bay doors, HAL at January 10, 2013 03:20 PM (Dll6b)

16 Stretching the definition of "smart" and "military." And even "moron."

Posted by: Truman North at January 10, 2013 03:22 PM (Tyae+)

17 2 Snafu, The secret is "1 trillion"

Posted by: sven10077 at January 10, 2013 03:22 PM (LRFds)

18 HAL, "Dave why don't you take a stress pill and then we can talk about."

Sound of breathing.

HAL, "Dave, I'm afraid."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 10, 2013 03:22 PM (KnIgz)

19 You know what would be a cool prank?Minting a trillion dollar coin.

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2013 03:23 PM (9XBK2)

20 OK, I laughed. The triple take is brilliant.

Posted by: jakeman at January 10, 2013 03:23 PM (96M6e)

21 It can't be that hard to fool the staff at McDonalds. I score it a 2 out of 5.

Posted by: ALH at January 10, 2013 03:24 PM (eqV3Q)

22 Am I trippin', son?

Posted by: Xander Crews at January 10, 2013 03:24 PM (LVxGp)

23 My brother turned me on to this dude that eats all kinds of hot shit andfilms it. You haven't lived till you've seen Epic Meal Time.

Posted by: jakeman at January 10, 2013 03:26 PM (96M6e)

24 re: "I wanted to see more reactions after he spoke to the people."

I wasn't going to watch it, but then you said this. I assumed he "I'm a ghost"-ed all the time. When he did, it wasn't funny anymore.

Also, good illustration of the David Blaine rule. What people really enjoy watching isn't tricks, but black people reacting to tricks. Because they don't just say "oh my god oh my god oh my god..." They have material.

Posted by: oblig. at January 10, 2013 03:26 PM (cePv8)

25 I was unaware that people still say "Oh, Snap!".

Posted by: Biz Markie at January 10, 2013 03:26 PM (vzUSW)

26 I like the pranks that don't involve humiliation, like throwing the drink back or belittling the person at the window. This is just plain ol good funny. No harm, no foul and everyone can walk away laughing.

Posted by: Bosk at January 10, 2013 03:26 PM (n2K+4)

Meh, so he can play people.

bfd.

I did note that the black chicks were not overly impressed or amused.

Posted by: Gmac - Waiting for the revolution at January 10, 2013 03:27 PM (IanLz)

28 does anyone remember Ace's post years ago about that hilarious prank at McDonalds with guys pretending to be detectives and then strip-searching an girl employee?

Posted by: soothsayer at January 10, 2013 03:27 PM (BUcLz)

29 Biz, you should have won a Grammy for that song, BTW.

Posted by: jakeman at January 10, 2013 03:27 PM (96M6e)

30 Oh, snap.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2013 03:28 PM (UOM48)

31 "You're a ghost? Seems legit. Here's your food."

Posted by: Truman North at January 10, 2013 03:28 PM (Tyae+)

32 Wish he'd said something scary. Like, "I'm dead, bitches. Gimme my fucking food."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2013 03:29 PM (UOM48)

33 Shit....someone rang my doorbell. I asked who it was through an intercom. No reply. Couldn't see a car in the driveway and there's no package at the front door.

I'm sitting here with my shotgun waiting for a friend to come over. Hubby is out of town. F*ck....

Posted by: Tami at January 10, 2013 03:30 PM (X6akg)

34 the stupid manager on shift at McDonalds allowed it to happen -- got fired for it I believe and the rest of the world got to enjoy the surveillance tape

Posted by: soothsayer at January 10, 2013 03:30 PM (oxIUw)

35 "32 Wish he'd said something scary. Like, "I'm dead, bitches. Gimme my fucking food." Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2013 07:29 PM (UOM4

" 'I vote Democrat.'

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 10, 2013 03:30 PM (nGO/U)

36 My old social studies teacher was a car buff, he had one sports car that he had imported from the UK.

It was a convertible.

It had tilt steering.

It had cruise control.

He would take the top down, sit in the right hand seat, put the wheel in his lap, put on the cruise, steer with his knees, and lean his arm out the window.

He stopped when he almost caused some accidents.

Posted by: Paul at January 10, 2013 03:31 PM (tOpxV)

37 Jane D'oh to riff off Knight Rider. Have him say through a sampler. "Can you please put the food in the seat, Michael is a bit peckish."

Then see who actually dares to put the food in the car. Whether he then goes "Aaaahhh!!!" and scare them, well that is his call.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 10, 2013 03:31 PM (KnIgz)

38 Remember EDDIE MURPHY's schtick about black people never being in HORROR films, because they'd only be about 2 MINUTES LONG?

Posted by: jakeman Plover at January 10, 2013 03:31 PM (96M6e)

39 "33 Shit....someone rang my doorbell. I asked who it was through an intercom. No reply. Couldn't see a car in the driveway and there's no package at the front door. I'm sitting here with my shotgun waiting for a friend to come over. Hubby is out of town. F*ck.... Posted by: Tami at January 10, 2013 07:30 PM (X6akg) " Well, the probability that it's anything is rather small. But if you've got a gun, it's pretty much already solved either way.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 10, 2013 03:32 PM (nGO/U)

40 33 Shit....someone rang my doorbell. I asked who it was through an intercom. No reply. Couldn't see a car in the driveway and there's no package at the front door.

I'm sitting here with my shotgun waiting for a friend to come over. Hubby is out of town. F*ck....

Posted by: Tami at January 10, 2013 07:30 PM (X6akg

Jeebus. Call the police. Or fire through the door.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2013 03:32 PM (UOM48)

41 Posted by: Bosk at January 10, 2013 07:19 PM (n2K+4) The black guy? DCigs? http://tinyurl.com/cz8ljsg

Posted by: RWC at January 10, 2013 03:33 PM (sqp6o)

42 Remember EDDIE MURPHY's schtick about black people never being in HORROR films, because they'd only be about 2 MINUTES LONG?

Posted by: jakeman Plover at January 10, 2013 07:31 PM (96M6e)

Ever see Richard Pryor on SNL doing the Exorcist parody?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 10, 2013 03:33 PM (BAS5M)

43 Tami, you okay?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2013 03:33 PM (UOM48)

44 "Or fire through the door." I wouldn't recommend this if you don't know who is on the other side. Just my 2 cents.

Posted by: Bosk at January 10, 2013 03:34 PM (n2K+4)

45 Well, the probability that it's anything is rather small.

But if you've got a gun, it's pretty much already solved either way.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 10, 2013 07:32 PM (nGO/U)

It's very strange....my front door is about 150 ft. from the road.

Posted by: Tami at January 10, 2013 03:34 PM (X6akg)

46 The black guy RWC. I think it was the cayanne/cinnamon one that had me in tears.

Posted by: Bosk at January 10, 2013 03:35 PM (n2K+4)

47 "45 Well, the probability that it's anything is rather small. But if you've got a gun, it's pretty much already solved either way. Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 10, 2013 07:32 PM (nGO/U) It's very strange....my front door is about 150 ft. from the road. Posted by: Tami at January 10, 2013 07:34 PM (X6akg) " Well, again, if you have a gun, you'll almost certainly be alright.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 10, 2013 03:35 PM (nGO/U)

48 i'm going to try this again.
opens wndow looks into the car
no again. opens window looks into car
ah again, opens window looks into car.

He keeps rewinding like it will change what he thinks he is seeing!

Posted by: ette- at January 10, 2013 03:36 PM (nqBYe)

49 Tami, try not to put buckshot in the nice Jehovah's Witnesses

Posted by: soothsayer at January 10, 2013 03:36 PM (wAng0)

50 Yeah, I'm ok....friend is here checking around outside.,

Posted by: Tami at January 10, 2013 03:36 PM (X6akg)

51 This is a nice palate cleanser before the abject horror of the ONT

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 10, 2013 03:36 PM (8sCoq)

52 "50 Yeah, I'm ok....friend is here checking around outside., Posted by: Tami at January 10, 2013 07:36 PM (X6akg) " :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 10, 2013 03:36 PM (nGO/U)

53 It's very strange....my front door is about 150 ft. from the road.

Posted by: Tami at January 10, 2013 07:34 PM (X6akg

When our kid was in A-Stan, some local little shits thought it was hilarious to ring our doorbell one morning at 5:30 a.m. and run.

Stupid bastards.

I'd still call the police and let them know what's going on.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2013 03:36 PM (UOM48)

54 Dang Tami. Check all the windows and doors, beside front, are secure. Do not want another Georgia thug with a crowbar. And yeah call the police saying you are scared.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 10, 2013 03:36 PM (KnIgz)

55 Tami, your friend checking outside....is she armed?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2013 03:37 PM (UOM48)

56 Tami make a note of it, call the constabulary and make sure your lights are good to go.

The little bastards feel emboldened I'd wager.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 10, 2013 03:37 PM (LRFds)

Ever see Richard Pryor on SNL doing the Exorcist parody?

That was some funny shit right there. The "real" version is even better.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 10, 2013 03:38 PM (yiIja)

58 Meh. I could see a string.

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at January 10, 2013 03:38 PM (zpqa2)

59 "55 Tami, your friend checking outside....is she armed? Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2013 07:37 PM (UOM4

" I assume she's a he.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 10, 2013 03:38 PM (nGO/U)

60 Weird this is happening on a ghost thread...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2013 03:38 PM (UOM48)

61 Weird this is happening on a ghost thread... Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2013 07:38 PM (UOM4

This is so AoS.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 10, 2013 03:39 PM (l86i3)

62 I wonder how he controls the steering wheel.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 10, 2013 03:39 PM (P7hip)

63 Tami, is there a neighbor close you can call to look out their window?

Posted by: ette- at January 10, 2013 03:39 PM (nqBYe)

64 Well, now you're just freaking me out, Jane D'Oh.

Posted by: jakeman at January 10, 2013 03:39 PM (96M6e)

65 Posted by: Bosk at January 10, 2013 07:35 PM (n2K+4) Xheck the one i posted, it's pretty good.

Posted by: RWC at January 10, 2013 03:39 PM (sqp6o)

66 It's a he...he's not armed. Actually, he's not even very big...but he's a good guy.

Posted by: Tami at January 10, 2013 03:40 PM (X6akg)

67 OSP, send T to assist Tami.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 10, 2013 03:40 PM (KnIgz)

68 Back to the video, I thought the kid doing multiple takes was funny.

However, video needed something scary to put it over the top. I wanted to see those employees going all Al Roker.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2013 03:40 PM (UOM48)

69 ugh, ok question answered.

Posted by: ette- at January 10, 2013 03:40 PM (nqBYe)

70 "61 Weird this is happening on a ghost thread... Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2013 07:38 PM (UOM4 This is so AoS. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 10, 2013 07:39 PM (l86i3) " This is AOS!!!!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 10, 2013 03:40 PM (nGO/U)

71 OSP, send T to assist Tami. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 10, 2013 07:40 PM (KnIgz) She don't want to clean up that mess.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 10, 2013 03:40 PM (l86i3)

72 Slow news night, huh?

Posted by: JDTAY at January 10, 2013 03:41 PM (a0nis)

73 Beckoning Chasm, I would bet the tires are properly inflated and steering is aligned. And steering with hands until just about 10ft from window then switch to occasional knee steering.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 10, 2013 03:41 PM (KnIgz)

74 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 10, 2013 07:40 PM (KnIgz) Did you get around to writing my review on Amazon yet?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 10, 2013 03:42 PM (l86i3)

75 http://www.annotatedmst.com/ AoSHQ in a nutshell. Bravo.

Posted by: MidwesternSceptic at January 10, 2013 03:42 PM (cxl8k)

76 try not to put buckshot in the nice Jehovah's Witnesses

Posted by: soothsayer

---

I received a JW letter today in the mail, addressed to me and wifey. How to respond?

Posted by: sTevo at January 10, 2013 03:42 PM (VMcEw)

77 Well, well. Barry has just given himself lifetime secret service protection (via Fox a bit ago).

Guns and protection for me, but not for you peasants.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2013 03:42 PM (UOM48)

78 "76 try not to put buckshot in the nice Jehovah's Witnesses Posted by: soothsayer --- I received a JW letter today in the mail, addressed to me and wifey. How to respond? Posted by: sTevo at January 10, 2013 07:42 PM (VMcEw) " Thank you, but I already believe in Jehova and His Son and His Sacrifice.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 10, 2013 03:44 PM (nGO/U)

79 @77 He'll need it when the revolution comes. There won't be a wall big enough for all the offenders.

Posted by: JDTAY at January 10, 2013 03:44 PM (a0nis)

80 Well, well. Barry has just given himself lifetime secret service protection (via Fox a bit ago). Guns and protection for me, but not for you peasants. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2013 07:42 PM (UOM4

As many people as he is pissing off, he'll need it.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 10, 2013 03:44 PM (l86i3)

81 "77 Well, well. Barry has just given himself lifetime secret service protection (via Fox a bit ago). Guns and protection for me, but not for you peasants. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2013 07:42 PM (UOM4

" All people are equal, but some people are more equal than others. (And Obama enjoys being surrounded by large men.)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 10, 2013 03:45 PM (nGO/U)

How to respond?

Tell them you're Jewish?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 10, 2013 03:46 PM (yiIja)

83 77 Jane Doh, What the hell? The House yanked that in the 90s. Bush doesn't get it but Giggles does?

Posted by: sven10077 at January 10, 2013 03:46 PM (LRFds)

84 I am too lazy to get into the whole JW argument routine. 10 years ago I was on it. Today, meh.

Posted by: sTevo at January 10, 2013 03:47 PM (VMcEw)

85 70 MUMR, We ARE MORONS!

Posted by: sven10077 at January 10, 2013 03:48 PM (LRFds)

86 "84 I am too lazy to get into the whole JW argument routine. 10 years ago I was on it. Today, meh. Posted by: sTevo at January 10, 2013 07:47 PM (VMcEw) " No need to argue about anything.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 10, 2013 03:48 PM (nGO/U)

87 This is amazing. Andrea Tantaros showed this on The Five today. A staffer took this picture of what appears to be an angel over Newtown.

http://tinyurl.com/b3jbepw

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2013 03:48 PM (UOM48)

88 "85 70 MUMR, We ARE MORONS! Posted by: sven10077 at January 10, 2013 07:48 PM (LRFds) " With our val-u-rite or on it.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 10, 2013 03:50 PM (nGO/U)

89 Ever see Richard Pryor on SNL doing the Exorcist parody? Pluck Me!

Posted by: The Possessed Chicken at January 10, 2013 03:50 PM (QupBk)

90 Later, all. God bless. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 10, 2013 03:51 PM (nGO/U)

91 Bye, MUMR.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2013 03:52 PM (UOM48)

92 I'm out too. That 5 gallons of beer isn't going to bottle itself. Oh, do I need a keg system.

Posted by: sTevo at January 10, 2013 03:52 PM (VMcEw)

93 Not yet OSP. Working on my stuff. Sorry.

And I think I found a video or two to sideline BCochran and Sean into their bunks.

Jane D'Oh. I wish that picture was larger. But I would guess they got a bit of lens flare that happened to align perpendicular to the higher altitude cirrus clouds.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 10, 2013 03:52 PM (KnIgz)

94 Boehner is a softie.... We are not electing Presidents we are crowning emperors.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 10, 2013 03:53 PM (LRFds)

95 Later MUMR.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 10, 2013 03:53 PM (l86i3)

96 The picture Andrea showed on The Five was much clearer. It was very cool.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2013 03:54 PM (UOM48)

Adios, MUMR.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 10, 2013 03:54 PM (yiIja)

98 Well, I'm off. Husband is home.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2013 03:54 PM (UOM48)

OK, everybody's leaving.

Who farted?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 10, 2013 03:55 PM (yiIja)

100 Cya Jane. Time to work on conjuring dinner from cabinet stored items for me.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 10, 2013 03:55 PM (KnIgz)

101 Cya Jane. Time to work on conjuring dinner from cabinet stored items for me. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 10, 2013 07:55 PM (KnIgz) That sounds sad.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 10, 2013 03:56 PM (l86i3)

102 I thought presidents got lifetime secret cervix protection anyway.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 10, 2013 03:58 PM (MPjT8)

103 The "instagram dat joint" gal cracked me up.

Posted by: no good deed at January 10, 2013 04:01 PM (mjR67)

104 Wasn't me!

Posted by: Al Roker at January 10, 2013 04:02 PM (n2K+4)

105 77--- "Well, well. Barry has just given himself lifetime secret service protection..." I thought they changed that to 5 years or such.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 10, 2013 04:02 PM (C8mVl)

106 It has been 10 years max for quite awhile. Barky must have given himself protection for life. Damn scardy cat.

Posted by: Ronster at January 10, 2013 04:05 PM (JgkPs)

107 I'm not moving...evah!

Posted by: King Putt at January 10, 2013 04:06 PM (MFsWP)

108 Ok, well if there's an ahole out there we can't find him. Friend walked around the outside of the house, nada. Course I have two wooded areas on my property. All spotlights are on and I'll be sleepin' with my shotgun. The dog will bark her head off is she hears anything....so I got that goin' for me.

What a relaxing evening......

Posted by: Tami at January 10, 2013 04:10 PM (X6akg)

109 OT-- but if Chelsea Clinton is a married adult woman out on her own living the dream, how much 'fathering' does Bill do these days?

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 10, 2013 04:12 PM (8sCoq)

110 Ok, well if there's an ahole out there we can't find him. Friend walked around the outside of the house, nada. Course I have two wooded areas on my property. All spotlights are on and I'll be sleepin' with my shotgun. The dog will bark her head off is she hears anything....so I got that goin' for me.

What a relaxing evening......

Posted by: Tami at January 10, 2013 08:10 PM (X6akg)

when I was a kid we had a doorbell that would ring by itself. My dad got so pissed he ripped it out. You could see no one was at the dorr and it would ring

Posted by: The Jackhole at January 10, 2013 04:12 PM (nTgAI)

111 Tami, you need to get some motion alarms installed. The good ones are expensive, but they are worth it.

Posted by: Ronster at January 10, 2013 04:13 PM (JgkPs)

112 OT-- but if Chelsea Clinton is a married adult woman out on her own living the dream, how much 'fathering' does Bill do these days?

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 10, 2013 08:12 PM (8sCoq)

It didn't say he was playing papa for her

Posted by: The Jackhole at January 10, 2013 04:13 PM (nTgAI)

113 OT-- but if Chelsea Clinton is a married adult woman out on her own living the dream, how much 'fathering' does Bill do these days?
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 10, 2013 08:12 PM (8sCoq)

It didn't say he was playing papa for her

Posted by: The Jackhole at January 10, 2013 08:13 PM (nTgAI)

Come sit on my lap

Posted by: The Jackhole at January 10, 2013 04:13 PM (nTgAI)

114 111 Tami, you need to get some motion alarms installed. The good ones are expensive, but they are worth it.

Posted by: Ronster at January 10, 2013 08:13 PM (JgkPs)

Oh....would probably be a good idea for me to set my security alarm, huh? I forget I have that damn thing.

Posted by: Tami at January 10, 2013 04:17 PM (X6akg)

115 Well, well. Barry has just given himself lifetime secret service protection..." And it was Trey Gowdy that filed the bill. This wasn't TFG's doing.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 10, 2013 04:20 PM (a5JPa)

116 What was the reason for Trey Gowdy to do this? Just to be a nice guy?

Posted by: Ronster at January 10, 2013 04:23 PM (JgkPs)

117 And it was Trey Gowdy that filed the bill. This wasn't TFG's doing.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 10, 2013 08:20 PM (a5JPa)

Say it ain't so Trey, say it ain't so.

Why would he do that?!

Posted by: Tami at January 10, 2013 04:24 PM (X6akg)

118 115 --- WHY? I can see guarding a sitting president with everything we've got, but why should we guard an ex at all? Their lives aren't any more important to the US interest than Bozo the Clown's ... or mine.....or yours.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 10, 2013 04:25 PM (C8mVl)

119 Maybe it's so he can say, we are protecting your family so allow us to protect ours.

Posted by: no good deed at January 10, 2013 04:25 PM (mjR67)

120 I really liked this prank. People were just puzzling over the the invisible ghost, calling over their co-workers and all.

I DID NOT like his prank where he faked passing out at the drive-thru. People were calling 911 and getting emotionally wrought up.

Buddy: Yes, do your pranks! But don't do any that involve emergency personnel, otherwise one of these emergency personnel might take you downtown, which you would deserve.

Posted by: Mr_Write at January 10, 2013 04:28 PM (CLkAH)

121 "when I was a kid we had a doorbell that would ring by itself. My dad got so pissed he ripped it out. You could see no one was at the dorr and it would ring"

Sounds like the ghost of a salesman that got murdered by someone who got tired of being solicited all the time, maybe?

Posted by: Mr_Write at January 10, 2013 04:31 PM (CLkAH)

122 It's outrageous. I was thrilled when we reduced the period for SS protection. It was just one little, tiny bit of progress toward reduction of government. One tiny thing. And now a so-called conservative is taking that away? I hate these people. It makes me sick.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 10, 2013 04:31 PM (C8mVl)

123

Margarita DeVille at January 10, 2013 08:31 PM (C8mVl)

I agree. If a former prez wants protection, let them pay for it out of their own pocket.

Posted by: Ronster at January 10, 2013 04:34 PM (JgkPs)

124 "when I was a kid we had a doorbell that would ring by itself. My dad got so pissed he ripped it out. You could see no one was at the dorr and it
would ring"

We have an invisible door knocker, ourselves. We answer the door right away, and NOBODY is there. Kinda weird...

Posted by: Mr_Write at January 10, 2013 04:43 PM (CLkAH)

125 We have an invisible door knocker, ourselves. We answer the door right away, and NOBODY is there. Kinda weird...

Posted by: Mr_Write at January 10, 2013 08:43 PM (CLkAH)

Invisible knockers are a plague upon mankind.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2013 04:57 PM (29+x5)

126 I don't think KITT ever went through a drive-through, but there was one episode where KARR did. KARR was KITT's evil twin (really). KARR was not pleased by the jack-in-the-box that had a speaker and microphone for taking orders. "This is a clever trick by our enemies... brace for impact" Something like that. Hmm, quick search of YouTube didn't find it.

Posted by: mr_jack at January 10, 2013 05:00 PM (TMG3G)

127 The extended Secret Service protection for former presidents is to be certain they are not kidnapped and tortured for classified information. Oh, right. That guy would not have to be tortured, would he?

Posted by: EROWMER at January 10, 2013 06:38 PM (kxlCQ)

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