Ace of Spades HQ

April 14, 2013

The Masters
— rdbrewer

In a few minutes, there will be a playoff between Angel Cabrera from Argentina and Adam Scott from Australia. Both players finished at nine under. You can see it on CBS or at Masters.com. (Use the drop down menu in the video box to choose the coverage.)

The playoff will start on 18, then it will go to 10. According to Jim Nantz, a playoff has never gone beyond two holes.

Golf cheerleaders. Sort of.

Posted by: rdbrewer at 03:08 PM | Comments (306)
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1 One hole!

Posted by: The littl shyning man at April 14, 2013 03:09 PM (PH+2B)

2 C'mon Cabrera--put one in the clubhouse kitchen

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 14, 2013 03:10 PM (5wHPS)

3 And a year after winning the All-Star Game MVP award.

What?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 14, 2013 03:11 PM (hO8IJ)

4 Oh, wow, a Masters thread on the HQ! I didn't think I could love y'all any more. Thanks, brew!!!! Go, Angel!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at April 14, 2013 03:17 PM (8lmkt)

5 Really, now? Ummm....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2013 03:17 PM (lVPtV)

6 Angel Cabrerra won a sudden death playoff to win the Masters in 2009. Can't remember against who.

Posted by: mama winger at April 14, 2013 03:17 PM (P6QsQ)

7 Pulling for the Aussie here. Plus, TEH HAWT.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2013 03:18 PM (lVPtV)

8 Fat shot.

Posted by: H R C at April 14, 2013 03:19 PM (WV0NL)

9 The Aussie is pretty darn good looking, Hawt!

Posted by: IC at April 14, 2013 03:19 PM (z4Cjb)

10 Per wiki, Nicklaus, Palmer, Larry Mize, Fuzzy Zoeller all won after 3 playoff holes. Maybe more, small screen.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 14, 2013 03:19 PM (ZshNr)

11 Second shot on 18, Scott's a little short.

I bet Cabrera zeroes in.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 14, 2013 03:19 PM (Iyg03)

Uh oh...looks like the Messican-talking guy has an opening ere

Posted by: Albie Damned at April 14, 2013 03:20 PM (Yhu4q)

13 Put off!

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 14, 2013 03:20 PM (Iyg03)

14 oh

my

gosh

Posted by: mama winger at April 14, 2013 03:20 PM (P6QsQ)

15 Ay caramba! Oy..oy oy

Posted by: Albie Damned at April 14, 2013 03:20 PM (Yhu4q)

16 What? Two fat shots

Posted by: H R C at April 14, 2013 03:20 PM (WV0NL)

17 Fucking weird!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2013 03:20 PM (lVPtV)

18 Are you even kidding me? What, was Cabrerra aiming for the ball?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 14, 2013 03:20 PM (Gk3SS)

19 Wow. Look at how close those shots were.

Posted by: Y-not late and on the phone at April 14, 2013 03:20 PM (5H6zj)

Oops Scott.

Posted by: puddleglum at April 14, 2013 03:20 PM (15w2J)

21 Scott gets a nice read off Cabrera's shot.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 14, 2013 03:20 PM (Iyg03)

22 For a second there, I though this was a thread on The Master: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Master_(Doctor_Who)

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 14, 2013 03:21 PM (Vk2pI)

23 Chip or putt? I'd putt.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 14, 2013 03:21 PM (Iyg03)

WTF are you talking about, Tiger's fourth.

Maybe I only saw the 2nd page. Cooking, etc.

Lemon bar?

Posted by: Infidel at April 14, 2013 03:21 PM (gqEUi)

25 Pressure is on

Posted by: puddleglum at April 14, 2013 03:21 PM (15w2J)

26 Chip

Posted by: Y-not late and on the phone at April 14, 2013 03:22 PM (5H6zj)

27 FUn!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 14, 2013 03:22 PM (piMMO)

28 It's all down to the chip'n'putt now. My money's on Angel for chipping it in.

Posted by: Peaches at April 14, 2013 03:22 PM (8lmkt)

29 Go with the chutt.

Posted by: Craig Poe at April 14, 2013 03:22 PM (BVkEs)

30 Ooh, from there? Chip. It looked closer from the other angle.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 14, 2013 03:22 PM (Iyg03)

31 There's a "two holes" joke that I should be making about that cheerleader pic, but damned if I can find it.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 14, 2013 03:22 PM (lr3d7)

32 SOOOOO close!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 14, 2013 03:23 PM (piMMO)

33 Whoo.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 14, 2013 03:23 PM (Iyg03)

34 I screamed!!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at April 14, 2013 03:23 PM (8lmkt)

35 great shot!

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 14, 2013 03:23 PM (ZshNr)

36 Missed it by that much

Posted by: H R C at April 14, 2013 03:23 PM (WV0NL)

37 Holy shit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2013 03:23 PM (lVPtV)

38 I can't decide whether to root for the young hot thing or the crafty old dude. Eh. I'll take the old dude.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 14, 2013 03:23 PM (C8mVl)

39 There was a beer girl at my golf club who used to wear terry cloth short shorts and a tube top. It is almost criminal the way I felt. I could have been this girls father but I could not help gawking every time she came around.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 14, 2013 03:23 PM (jucos)

Jim Nanntz is an idiot

Cabron was saying "fuere"..which sort of means "what the fuck', but in a nice way

Posted by: Albie Damned at April 14, 2013 03:23 PM (Yhu4q)

41 Oh my!

Posted by: IC at April 14, 2013 03:23 PM (z4Cjb)

42 Maybe I only saw the 2nd page. Cooking, etc. Lemon bar? Posted by: Infidel at April 14, 2013 07:21 PM (gqEUi)

Thanks! nomnomnom

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 14, 2013 03:23 PM (Gk3SS)

43 On to #10

Posted by: H R C at April 14, 2013 03:24 PM (WV0NL)

44 Dammit, Adam Scott. (In love with his guns, btw.)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2013 03:24 PM (lVPtV)

45 Lookin' like another playoff hole

Posted by: Peaches at April 14, 2013 03:24 PM (8lmkt)

46 I can't decide whether to root for the young hot thing or the crafty old dude.

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I'll take the young hot thing

Posted by: mama winger at April 14, 2013 03:24 PM (P6QsQ)

47 Center cut

Posted by: H R C at April 14, 2013 03:25 PM (WV0NL)

48 mama winger, I'll Jello wrestle you for him. Heh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2013 03:25 PM (lVPtV)

49 On to #10

Posted by: mama winger at April 14, 2013 03:25 PM (P6QsQ)

I know I'm getting old...watching golf of all things

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 14, 2013 03:25 PM (5wHPS)

51 I'm all in for the chunky old dude . . . You bad, mama winger, you bad . . .

Posted by: Peaches at April 14, 2013 03:26 PM (8lmkt)

Golf should have sudden death Playoffs...

Where they start 200 years apart.... hit balls at the same time... and if you take out your opponent... you win...

If no one hits at 200, you go to 150... then 100.... then 75... then 50.... 25.... and then... Dueling putters at 10 ft...

If both opponents hit on the same shot... its a do over unless one player cannot continue due to injury!

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 14, 2013 03:26 PM (lZBBB)

53 mama winger, I'll Jello wrestle you for him. Heh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2013 07:25 PM (lVPtV)

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If it's one thing I got, it's Jello.

Posted by: mama winger at April 14, 2013 03:26 PM (P6QsQ)

54 Ok, the Rons will never again have to take criticism from the Ettes about our obsession with boobehs. Lol.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 14, 2013 03:26 PM (GEICT)

55 Something about a crafty old veteran. I will take the Argentine over the Aussie.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 14, 2013 03:26 PM (jucos)

I can't belive all the sexist comments about the golfers looks coming from the wimmen here.

It's shameful

Posted by: Albie Damned at April 14, 2013 03:26 PM (Yhu4q)

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 14, 2013 07:26 PM (lZBBB)

that 200 YARDS apart.... doh...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 14, 2013 03:26 PM (lZBBB)

58 Right about now, Tiger's drowning his sorrows in whatsername's boobies.

Fuck. Him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2013 03:26 PM (lVPtV)

59 You bad, mama winger, you bad . . .

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Somebody had to be, and I drew the short straw.

Posted by: mama winger at April 14, 2013 03:27 PM (P6QsQ)

60 It's shameful

Posted by: Albie Damned at April 14, 2013 07:26 PM (Yhu4q)

yeah, go to your bunk, buddy . . .

Posted by: Peaches at April 14, 2013 03:27 PM (8lmkt)

61 Ok, the Rons will never again have to take criticism from the Ettes about our obsession with boobehs. Lol. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 14, 2013 07:26 PM (GEICT)

And, as always, it's awesome to be me.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 14, 2013 03:28 PM (Gk3SS)

62 Golf should have sudden death Playoffs... Where they start 200 years apart.... hit balls at the same time... and if you take out your opponent... you win... If no one hits at 200, you go to 150... then 100.... then 75... then 50.... 25.... and then... Dueling putters at 10 ft... If both opponents hit on the same shot... its a do over unless one player cannot continue due to injury! Posted by: Romeo13 at April 14, 2013 07:26 PM (lZBBB) ------------------------------------------------- Time traveling golf balls?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 14, 2013 03:28 PM (jucos)

63 I'm stuck at work watching the Masters on the workstation. Its a bit behind the TV coverage I think.

Posted by: puddleglum at April 14, 2013 03:28 PM (15w2J)

64 I wondered where everybody went. Sheesh, tell a Moron, OK?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 14, 2013 03:28 PM (+z4pE)

65 Mmmmmmm

Look at that ...... form

Posted by: mama winger at April 14, 2013 03:28 PM (P6QsQ)

I could have been this girls father but I could not help gawking every time she came around.

Don't worry; her actual father was never around, so she was looking to fill that hole in her life. You could have helped!

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 14, 2013 03:28 PM (lr3d7)

67 Man, I'm liking Cabrera's style: It's called "go up and hit the ball."

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 14, 2013 03:29 PM (Iyg03)

68 >>It's called "go up and hit the ball."<<

Sing it brother...

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 14, 2013 03:29 PM (SCTXH)

69 And where can I get a golf cheerleader?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 14, 2013 03:30 PM (+z4pE)

70 Number Ten was where Bubba nailed it last year. That was incredible.

Posted by: mama winger at April 14, 2013 03:31 PM (P6QsQ)

>>I'm stuck at work watching the Masters on the workstation. Its a bit behind the TV coverage I think.

OMG...didja just see Scott birdie that for the win?

Posted by: Albie Damned at April 14, 2013 03:31 PM (Yhu4q)

72 >>69 And where can I get a golf cheerleader?<<

If you drink enough, the beer cart girls will follow you around like cheerleaders. Er, so I heard.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 14, 2013 03:32 PM (SCTXH)

73 Beautiful.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 14, 2013 03:32 PM (Iyg03)

74 9 iron I'm not watching, but I recommend the 9 iron.

Posted by: Truman North at April 14, 2013 03:32 PM (I2LwF)

75 Angel!! Gettin' 'er done!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at April 14, 2013 03:32 PM (8lmkt)

76 69 And where can I get a golf cheerleader?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 14, 2013 07:30 PM (+z4pE

My husband just said, "There are hot young women lining the fairway." And he knows, as he's been to a couple of Masters.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2013 03:32 PM (lVPtV)

77 That Adam Scott is real easy on the eyes. Real easy. But you just know he spends all his money on fast cars and faster women. Now that old dude, well, he looks like the kind of guy who knows where to find a really good manicotti.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 14, 2013 03:32 PM (C8mVl)

78 He used a 6 iron. On of my personal favorites.

Posted by: Peaches at April 14, 2013 03:33 PM (8lmkt)

79 You ever see trick plays in this sport? Like fake punts or something?

Posted by: Truman North at April 14, 2013 03:33 PM (I2LwF)

80 Wow.

Posted by: Y-not at April 14, 2013 03:33 PM (5H6zj)

81 It is behind. I'm sure we'll ruin it for you. Avert your screen if you don't want a spoiler.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 14, 2013 03:33 PM (ZshNr)

82 58 Right about now, Tiger's drowning his sorrows in whatsername's boobies.

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Linda Lovelace?

Posted by: Craig Poe at April 14, 2013 03:33 PM (BVkEs)

83 Oh my. A putting contest.

Posted by: H R C at April 14, 2013 03:33 PM (WV0NL)

84 he knows, as he's been to a couple of Masters.

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Jane - my kid wants to go. It costs a couple thousand to get in, right?

Posted by: mama winger at April 14, 2013 03:33 PM (P6QsQ)

85 These guys aren't fucking around, huh?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 14, 2013 03:33 PM (AJAHg)

86 77 That Adam Scott is real easy on the eyes. Real easy.

Yeah. Sigh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2013 03:34 PM (lVPtV)

Thank you dear God! I tuned in on time!

Hit the tip jar, Horde!

Posted by: DM at April 14, 2013 03:34 PM (LaKlJ)

88 Edge of your seat golf. Who'da thunk?

Posted by: Infidel at April 14, 2013 03:34 PM (gqEUi)

89 Two good shots.

Posted by: puddleglum at April 14, 2013 03:34 PM (15w2J)

If you drink enough, the beer cart girls will follow you around like cheerleaders. Er, so I heard.

They sure won't be following me because of my mad golf skillz. My score is a complicated combination of the number of balls lost, the beer maiden's cup size and the phase of the moon divided by Pi.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 14, 2013 03:34 PM (+z4pE)

91 And, as always, it's awesome to be me. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 14, 2013 07:28 PM (Gk3SS) Obligatory.......http://youtu.be/OfQDn5BU0bQ

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 14, 2013 03:35 PM (GEICT)

92 Noonan!!Noooooooooonan!

Posted by: Albie Damned at April 14, 2013 03:35 PM (Yhu4q)

Oooh. I have a cold beer on hand!

God Bless America!

Off comes the cap.

Posted by: DM at April 14, 2013 03:35 PM (LaKlJ)

94 Jane - my kid wants to go. It costs a couple thousand to get in, right?

Posted by: mama winger at April 14, 2013 07:33 PM (P6QsQ

My husband got in as a guest, and cries like a baby now because his friend gave up his tickets when he became sick.

Even my husband mocks himself and goes, "But what about MEEEE?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2013 03:36 PM (lVPtV)

95 So is it raining there?

Posted by: chemjeff at April 14, 2013 03:36 PM (RhOOg)

96 Oh I guess so

Posted by: chemjeff at April 14, 2013 03:36 PM (RhOOg)

90 B-boy

Now that is funny.

Posted by: seamrog at April 14, 2013 03:36 PM (rfC0J)

98 So friggin' close!

Posted by: Y-not at April 14, 2013 03:36 PM (5H6zj)

99 Margarita DeVille, that's "Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money."

Posted by: Tom T. Hall at April 14, 2013 03:36 PM (ljbF6)

100 dammit!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at April 14, 2013 03:36 PM (8lmkt)

101 How did that stay out ?

Posted by: H R C at April 14, 2013 03:37 PM (WV0NL)

102 Damn.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 14, 2013 03:37 PM (C8mVl)

103 Awwww! Paaainful!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 14, 2013 03:37 PM (piMMO)

104 d'oh

Posted by: chemjeff at April 14, 2013 03:37 PM (RhOOg)

105 oh wow

This is your chance, Aussie

Posted by: mama winger at April 14, 2013 03:37 PM (P6QsQ)

106 all he needed was a Carl Spackler detonation

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 14, 2013 03:37 PM (5wHPS)

107 No pressure on this kid, none at all...

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at April 14, 2013 03:37 PM (K+I6z)

108 Soooo close AC

Posted by: puddleglum at April 14, 2013 03:37 PM (15w2J)

109 They sure won't be following me because of my mad golf skillz. My score is a complicated combination of the number of balls lost, the beer maiden's cup size and the phase of the moon divided by Pi. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 14, 2013 07:34 PM (+z4pE)

Your score will still be lower than mine.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 14, 2013 07:35 PM (GEICT)

smackitysmackitysmackity

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 14, 2013 03:37 PM (Gk3SS)

110 This is it

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 14, 2013 03:37 PM (jucos)

111 For the win.

Posted by: Craig Poe at April 14, 2013 03:38 PM (BVkEs)

112 no pressure

Posted by: chemjeff at April 14, 2013 03:38 PM (RhOOg)

113 And there it is!

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at April 14, 2013 03:38 PM (K+I6z)

114 WOW

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 14, 2013 03:38 PM (jucos)

115 Whooo!

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 14, 2013 03:38 PM (ZshNr)

116 BOOM!!

Posted by: Albie Damned at April 14, 2013 03:38 PM (Yhu4q)

117 That is an ugly-ass putter

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 14, 2013 03:38 PM (piMMO)

118 Scott!!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 14, 2013 03:38 PM (+z4pE)

119 Holy cow. What a putt. Good for you Aussie

Posted by: H R C at April 14, 2013 03:38 PM (WV0NL)

120 Hawtie for the win!

Posted by: Infidel at April 14, 2013 03:38 PM (gqEUi)

121 BOOM good for him

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 14, 2013 03:38 PM (5wHPS)

122 Yay! First Aussie! And NOT TIGER! Woot!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2013 03:38 PM (lVPtV)

123 Nice stroke.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 14, 2013 03:39 PM (Iyg03)

124 there ya go, adam wins

Posted by: chemjeff at April 14, 2013 03:39 PM (RhOOg)

125 Scott!!! Good job, mate! Well played!

Posted by: Peaches at April 14, 2013 03:39 PM (8lmkt)

126 Nice playoff. Congrats to Scott. Good effort by Cabrera.

Posted by: Y-not at April 14, 2013 03:39 PM (5H6zj)

127 Look at the guns on that Aussie. Jeebus.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2013 03:39 PM (lVPtV)

128 smackitysmackitysmackity Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 14, 2013 07:37 PM (Gk3SS) *innocent eyes* What????

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 14, 2013 03:39 PM (GEICT)

129 I guess the homemade kangaroo chili we ate today brought the Aussie good luck.

Posted by: Y-not at April 14, 2013 03:39 PM (5H6zj)

130 Walk off arm-in-arm. Classy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2013 03:39 PM (lVPtV)

131

"The Wizard of Oz"

Get 'em, you talkers!

Posted by: DM at April 14, 2013 03:40 PM (LaKlJ)

132

Congrats Adam Scott!! Damn, that was a hell of a finish!

Posted by: puddleglum at April 14, 2013 03:40 PM (15w2J)

133 "Damn Aussies, with their salad and sport".

Posted by: My Sharia Moor at April 14, 2013 03:40 PM (liORJ)

134 Well, Tiger can comfort himself in the mouth of Lindsay Vonn.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2013 03:40 PM (lVPtV)

135 It is fun whenever Adam Scott beats Tiger b/c he has Tiger's old caddy.

Posted by: Y-not at April 14, 2013 03:40 PM (5H6zj)

136 Very gracious of AC.

Posted by: Retread at April 14, 2013 03:41 PM (zxitI)

137 Angel Cabrera is a class act.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 14, 2013 03:41 PM (jucos)

138

The Pope didn't need a translator to understand that answer.

God Bless American!

Posted by: DM at April 14, 2013 03:41 PM (LaKlJ)

139 Was that a hockey stick Scott used?

Posted by: Albie Damned at April 14, 2013 03:41 PM (Yhu4q)

140 Very nice. Very classy.

Very hot.

Posted by: mama winger at April 14, 2013 03:41 PM (P6QsQ)

141 That was fun. Nothing will ever match Bubba's win last year, for me, but this was extremely entertaining. I love golf!!!

Posted by: Peaches at April 14, 2013 03:41 PM (8lmkt)

142 done

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 14, 2013 03:42 PM (piMMO)

143 Yeah, Cabrera seems like a good egg. Frankly, most of these PGA guys seem great. There are just a few I dislike. Tiger. Daly. That obnoxious Spaniard (can't remember his name).

Posted by: Y-not at April 14, 2013 03:42 PM (5H6zj)

144 *innocent eyes*

What???? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 14, 2013 07:39 PM (GEICT)

You know exactly what.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 14, 2013 03:42 PM (Gk3SS)

145 Well, Tiger can comfort himself in the mouth of Lindsay Vonn.

It's probably weird for him to be with someone he doesn't have to tip . . .

Posted by: Peaches at April 14, 2013 03:42 PM (8lmkt)

146 I mean America.

Posted by: DM at April 14, 2013 03:42 PM (LaKlJ)

147 The Australians are such great sportsmen that I can forgive that ugly putter. Glad Oz got one. Remember Greg Norman's meltdown in 1996?

Posted by: Mr. Dave at April 14, 2013 03:42 PM (ljbF6)

148

For me, golfing is an expensive way to get very aggrevated.

My job pays me for the aggrevation. Easy choice.

Posted by: seamrog at April 14, 2013 03:43 PM (rfC0J)

149 And that's what I like about golf. Classy, all the way.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 14, 2013 03:43 PM (+z4pE)

150

>>That obnoxious Spaniard (can't remember his name).

El Tigre??

Posted by: Albie Damned at April 14, 2013 03:43 PM (Yhu4q)

151 And that's what I like about golf. Classy, all the way. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 14, 2013 07:43 PM (+z4pE) ------------------------------------------------------- Kind of like NBA Basketball.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 14, 2013 03:44 PM (jucos)

152 Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 14, 2013 07:34 PM (+z4pE)

We need to play. I need to teach you about the "gentleman's eight."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 14, 2013 03:44 PM (/WLC3)

153 It's probably weird for him to be with someone he doesn't have to tip . . . Not directly, but they all have their own payment plans.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 14, 2013 03:45 PM (xSegX)

154

And online coverage completed. I'm glad I recorded it. I'll watch it tomorrow.

Posted by: puddleglum at April 14, 2013 03:45 PM (15w2J)

155 Because it's so damn funny....The Golf Birdman http://youtu.be/kaPYrOy6D0Y

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 14, 2013 03:45 PM (GEICT)

156 Is this the manatee fucking thread?

Posted by: male dolphin at April 14, 2013 03:45 PM (mGBy8)

157 Really, ugliest putter evah.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 14, 2013 03:46 PM (Iyg03)

158 145 She';ll be shocked,SHOCKED,when she finds out he cheats on her.

Posted by: steevy at April 14, 2013 03:46 PM (9XBK2)

159

That obnoxious Spaniard (can't remember his name).

Posted by: Y-not at April 14, 2013 07:42 PM (5H6zj)

Olazabal?

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 14, 2013 03:46 PM (5wHPS)

160 My husband is pissed that I'm talking about how HOT the new young golfers are.

Husband: "Golfers have ALWAYS been in shape."

Me: "Yeah, they've always had six-packs and awesome guns."

Husband: Sulks.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2013 03:47 PM (lVPtV)

161 Sergio Garcia.

Posted by: puddleglum at April 14, 2013 03:47 PM (15w2J)

162 Hey Tiger, when we do it tonight...can you say stuff like "put some shrimp om the barbie" and "Oy! Oy! Oy!" when you finally get your coookies?

Posted by: Lindsay Von at April 14, 2013 03:47 PM (Yhu4q)

163

>>Husband: "Golfers have ALWAYS been in shape."

Sing it brother

Posted by: John Daly at April 14, 2013 03:48 PM (Yhu4q)

164 Yay, first Aussie to win Masters. Grats!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 14, 2013 03:48 PM (XYSwB)

165 >>>Husband: "Golfers have ALWAYS been in shape." Me: "Yeah, they've always had six-packs and awesome guns."

Thanks!

Posted by: Craig Stadler at April 14, 2013 03:48 PM (Iyg03)

166

Posted by: puddleglum at April 14, 2013 07:47 PM (15w2J)

You know Sergio?

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2013 03:48 PM (khguY)

167 Those spectators stood in the rain all day, and now they miss the green jacket part

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 14, 2013 03:48 PM (8sCoq)

168 I dearly LOVE the Green Jacket ceremony.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2013 03:48 PM (lVPtV)

169 Thats what I like about golf. You don't have to be fast or in top shape to play. Just not dead.

Posted by: puddleglum at April 14, 2013 03:49 PM (15w2J)

170 and now, The Jim Nance Show

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 14, 2013 03:49 PM (8sCoq)

171

>>Husband: "Golfers have ALWAYS been in shape."

F*ckin' A

Posted by: Craig "The Walrus" Stadler at April 14, 2013 03:49 PM (Yhu4q)

172 Husband: "Golfers have ALWAYS been in shape." Me: "Yeah, they've always had six-packs and awesome guns." Husband: Sulks. Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2013 07:47 PM (lVPtV) Noted exception: Craig "The Walrus" Stadler.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at April 14, 2013 03:49 PM (K+I6z)

173 Damn, that was intense. Congrats to Scott, and well done by Cabrera.

Posted by: Blacksheep at April 14, 2013 03:50 PM (bS6uW)

174 They should play The Green Hornet theme when the guy gets the jacket

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 14, 2013 03:50 PM (8sCoq)

175 Howard U. audience members asks half a dozen questions of Rand, including, should GWB be tried as a war criminal.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 14, 2013 03:50 PM (piMMO)

176 nice perm, Horshack

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 14, 2013 03:50 PM (5wHPS)

177 Thanks! Posted by: Craig Stadler at April 14, 2013 07:48 PM (Iyg03) *** I'm with ya!

Posted by: John Daly at April 14, 2013 03:51 PM (piMMO)

178 This is for AtC.

http://tinyurl.com/cnahv5d

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 14, 2013 03:51 PM (SCTXH)

179 Tiger is throwing back shots right now and slapping Lindsay Vonn out of the way.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2013 03:51 PM (lVPtV)

180

That obnoxious Spaniard (can't remember his name). Posted by: Y-not at April 14, 2013 07:42 PM (5H6zj)

know Sergio?

Posted by: garrett

No, but I think thats who Y-not is referring too.

Posted by: puddleglum at April 14, 2013 03:51 PM (15w2J)

181 Noted exception: Craig "The Walrus" Stadler. Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at April 14, 2013 07:49 PM (K+I6z) Phil's always been chubby, too.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 14, 2013 03:51 PM (XYSwB)

182 172 What was the name of that other big sloppy guy,the one who hit the ball a mile?

Posted by: steevy at April 14, 2013 03:51 PM (9XBK2)

183 I hope Bubba remembers to take the can of Skoal and the Budweiser out of the pockets before he turns over the green jacket

Posted by: Albie Damned at April 14, 2013 03:51 PM (Yhu4q)

184

We need to play. I need to teach you about the "gentleman's eight."

You're on, CBD.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 14, 2013 03:52 PM (+z4pE)

185 >Noted exception: Craig "The Walrus" Stadler. and John "Crazy Pants" Daly http://is.gd/9SEgvM

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 14, 2013 03:52 PM (8sCoq)

186 John Daly -- the Most Golfinest Redneck Evar!

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 14, 2013 03:52 PM (ZPrif)

187

>>Phil's always been chubby, too.

The wife says he has b*tch tits

Posted by: Albie Damned at April 14, 2013 03:52 PM (Yhu4q)

188 Really, ugliest putter evah.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 14, 2013 07:46 PM (Iyg03)

No shit. Thing gives me the shivers.

Posted by: Peaches at April 14, 2013 03:53 PM (8lmkt)

189 Scott does use a pussy putter.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 14, 2013 03:53 PM (ZPrif)

190 172 What was the name of that other big sloppy guy,the one who hit the ball a mile? Posted by: steevy at April 14, 2013 07:51 PM (9XBK2) Mark Calcavecchia?

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at April 14, 2013 03:53 PM (K+I6z)

191 Golf is like watching enamel paint dry in a rain storm. But leave it to the horde to make it interesting and entertaining

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 14, 2013 03:54 PM (HVff2)

192 Nobody was bigger and sloppier than Daly. I remember when he'd get the shakes halfway through the tournament. He'd bring a flask and some smokes to get through the back nine.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 14, 2013 03:54 PM (ZPrif)

193 I actually do think they should ban the anchoring putters like Scott uses. If you can't putt with a normal putter then ... you just need to get better at golf.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 14, 2013 03:56 PM (ZPrif)

194 That obnoxious Spaniard (can't remember his name). Posted by: Y-not at April 14, 2013 07:42 PM (5H6zj) know Sergio? Posted by: garrett No, but I think thats who Y-not is referring too. Posted by: puddleglum at April 14, 2013 07:51 PM (15w2J) Vijay Singh is the one I dislike.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 14, 2013 03:56 PM (XYSwB)

195

John Daly -- the Most Golfinest Redneck Evar!

Two words: Boo Weekly.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 14, 2013 03:56 PM (+z4pE)

196 Oh dear Lord. Audience member at Howard U. asking Rand if he'd reopen the files on the death of Malcolm-X. Great. Now an audience member saying that he WANTS the government to help him. I'd like to see any other politician walk that wire without a net. Rand is ballsy as all get out.

Posted by: John Daly at April 14, 2013 03:57 PM (piMMO)

197 Boo Weekly is more likable than Daly. JD has burned a city full of bridges in his career.

Posted by: puddleglum at April 14, 2013 03:57 PM (15w2J)

198 that was really enjoyable to watch, what those two did on 18 was brilliant...kinda was rooting for the old man but I'm happy for Scott too

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at April 14, 2013 03:57 PM (XvrTA)

199 Off drunken sock

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 14, 2013 03:58 PM (piMMO)

200 He'd bring a flask and some smokes to get through the back nine.

You say that like it's a bad thing . . .

Posted by: Peaches at April 14, 2013 03:58 PM (8lmkt)

201 172 What was the name of that other big sloppy guy,the one who hit the ball a mile? Me.

Posted by: Happy Gilmore at April 14, 2013 03:58 PM (JqnAE)

202 Vijay showed you could succeed at golf thru middle-age. You just need hard work, perseverance -- and steroids. Lots and lots of steroids.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 14, 2013 03:58 PM (ZPrif)

203 Yeah,Daly was the guy I was thinking of.

Posted by: steevy at April 14, 2013 03:58 PM (9XBK2)

204 Maybe thinking of Seve Ballesteros? He died in 2011 if that makes you feel any better ....

Posted by: Blacksheep at April 14, 2013 04:01 PM (bS6uW)

205 Damn, I can't remember that guy's name. Maybe he's not Spanish, but I thought he had a "Latin" name and was in the European tour. IIRC he gets into it with other golfers over slow play.

Posted by: Y-not at April 14, 2013 04:01 PM (5H6zj)

206 Good for Scott, I was ok with either of them winning. I have tickets for the British Open and I can only hope for that much excitement there.

Posted by: Molly k. at April 14, 2013 04:02 PM (bQiJA)

207

Nobody was bigger and sloppier than Daly.

If you prick me, do I not....uh, not notice.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's Taxpayer Funded FUPA at April 14, 2013 04:02 PM (vN7SY)

208

Vijay showed you could succeed at golf thru middle-age.

I think most golfers retire in middle age because by then their guts protrude too far for them to see the ball.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 14, 2013 04:02 PM (IDSI7)

209 I am losing my mind. Ugh.

Posted by: Y-not at April 14, 2013 04:02 PM (5H6zj)

210 Was hoping Brandt Snedeker would win today. But, once he was out, one of the Aussies. Too bad for Jason Day. My 3rd choice was Rick once those two were down. Cabrera's already won one. I think this was Scott's first "major," let alone the Masters.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 14, 2013 04:03 PM (XYSwB)

211 Miguel Jimenez? Olazabal? Surely not Ballesteros, who, by all accounts, was a classy guy and generally well-liked?

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at April 14, 2013 04:04 PM (XvrTA)

212 IIRC he gets into it with other golfers over slow play.

Posted by: Y-not at April 14, 2013 08:01 PM (5H6zj)

slow play is super fuckin' annoying . . . they should put in the rule book that it's okay to beat the slow player to death with nothing larger than a 9 iron.

Posted by: Peaches at April 14, 2013 04:04 PM (8lmkt)

213 Maybe it was Ballesteros, but I *thought* it was someone else (not dead).

Posted by: Y-not at April 14, 2013 04:04 PM (5H6zj)

214 Not Ballesteros, he was the Smiling Spaniard.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 14, 2013 04:05 PM (ZshNr)

215 212 IIRC he gets into it with other golfers over slow play. Posted by: Y-not at April 14, 2013 08:01 PM (5H6zj) slow play is super fuckin' annoying --- I can't remember if the guy I'm thinking of is the one who plays slowly or if he accuses others of doing it. This menopause crap is a barrel of fun! My memory is shot.

Posted by: Y-not at April 14, 2013 04:06 PM (5H6zj)

216 every time I see Bubba, I want to hug him

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 14, 2013 04:06 PM (XYSwB)

217 Ballesteros had his heyday 20+ years ago, so if it's more recent it's someone else

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at April 14, 2013 04:06 PM (XvrTA)

218

All those holes, so little time

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 14, 2013 04:06 PM (/7Xis)

219 Ballesteros was in that Ryder Cup controversy with Azinger. I don't think it was him, 'cause I think this guy was playing last year. Oh well. It'll come to me.

Posted by: Y-not at April 14, 2013 04:07 PM (5H6zj)

220 I've never palyed on a real course, but I used to like miniature golf when I was a kid. http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/games/miniputt Go on. Try it. You know you want to.

Posted by: rickl at April 14, 2013 04:07 PM (sdi6R)

221 So apparently using the equivalent of a vacuum cleaner in some California rivers to get gold is a thing. Fox News' headline on its web site? "Sucking for Gold". You simply cannot convince me there is not an undercover Moron working on that site.

Posted by: Pope Cavil I, Cylon Catholic Church at April 14, 2013 04:07 PM (m9V0o)

222 Y-not, could it be Jesper Parnevik, even though it's the wrong nationality?

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at April 14, 2013 04:07 PM (K+I6z)

223 I'm jealous of going to the British Open, I would love to go to that tournament. I'm not a huge golf watcher, but I would probably choose that over any other tourney (Masters being second)

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at April 14, 2013 04:08 PM (XvrTA)

224 Surely not Ballesteros Ballesteros was well liked, but he was also short tempered and could be quite rude by golf standards. Everyone speaks well of him now that he passed away early, but that certainly wasn't always the case.

Posted by: Blacksheep at April 14, 2013 04:08 PM (bS6uW)

225 Where's the British Open this year?

Posted by: Craig Stadler at April 14, 2013 04:09 PM (Iyg03)

226 every time I see Bubba, I want to hug him

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 14, 2013 08:06 PM (XYSwB)

Me, too, only we would both be naked.

Posted by: Peaches at April 14, 2013 04:10 PM (8lmkt)

227 Sergio Garcia is also pretty slow. This year's British is at Muirfield in Scotland.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at April 14, 2013 04:10 PM (K+I6z)

228 >>Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres <<

I just saw your question on the dead thread.

Chippewa County. Bears at feeders are not uncommon. Bears in my barn eating barn cat food are not uncommon. Bears in my garage looking for God knows what, also not uncommon. I even have trail cam video of a bear spending 20 minutes shredding my son's deer hunting ground blind. However, bears on my 2nd story deck in full daylight are very uncommon.

I got my bear tag in the drawing this year so I am ready to go.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 14, 2013 04:10 PM (SCTXH)

229 not Olazabal?

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 14, 2013 04:10 PM (5wHPS)

230 One of the biggest slow players is Ben Crane....American though

Posted by: Molly k. at April 14, 2013 04:10 PM (bQiJA)

231

I can't remember if the guy I'm thinking of is the one who plays slowly or if he accuses others of doing it.

Are you thinking of Garcia? Back in the day he used to re-grip about a dozen times before swinging. And I believe at one of the U.S. Opens the crowd started giving him a hard time over it.

He doesn't really do that anymore, but he's always been a bit moody and petulant (although he's never struck me as too much of a prick overall).

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at April 14, 2013 04:10 PM (vN7SY)

232 223 I'm jealous of going to the British Open, I would love to go to that tournament. I'm not a huge golf watcher, but I would probably choose that over any other tourney (Masters being second) --- I want to see the Phoenix Open at TPC Scottsdale some year. Always looks like fun.

Posted by: Y-not at April 14, 2013 04:11 PM (5H6zj)

233 >>>Ballesteros was well liked, but he was also short tempered and could be quite rude by golf standards. Everyone speaks well of him now that he passed away early, but that certainly wasn't always the case.

Ballesteros won me over during that Ryder Cup he captained. Dude was frickin' General Patton of the golf course.

Also: Nobody ever scrambled better. That guy could get out of the worst trouble.

Posted by: Craig Stadler at April 14, 2013 04:11 PM (Iyg03)

234 You and you elitists like Bush discussing your one-percenter hobby!

Posted by: the msm at April 14, 2013 04:11 PM (mGBy8)

235 off sock

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 14, 2013 04:11 PM (Iyg03)

236 209 I am losing my mind. Ugh.

Posted by: Y-not at April 14, 2013 08:02 PM (5H6zj)

Chi-Chi Rodriguez?

Posted by: jem at April 14, 2013 04:12 PM (7g1yh)

237 I was brought into the game by scratch golfers. Walk to the ball, hit the ball, do not fuck around. Words to live by.

Posted by: Peaches at April 14, 2013 04:12 PM (8lmkt)

238 Even John Daly had to walk all 18 holes. That's like 70 miles

Posted by: Truman North at April 14, 2013 04:12 PM (I2LwF)

239 From Seve's Daily Mail eulogy: By turns, he could be stubborn, irrational, rude, ignorant, in short as unplayable as the lies he often found himself in as another drive missed another fairway. But it is a measure of the genius within that even those whom he hurt the most are feeling desperately sad at his passing. With some people you can forgive anything, and Seve was one of them.

Posted by: Blacksheep at April 14, 2013 04:12 PM (bS6uW)

240 I want to see the Phoenix Open at TPC Scottsdale some year. Always looks like fun.

Posted by: Y-not at April 14, 2013 08:11 PM (5H6zj)

Agreed.

Posted by: Molly k. at April 14, 2013 04:12 PM (bQiJA)

241 Man of the People, President Obama, partakes of a regular-Joe's fun-day out like so many regular Americans.

Posted by: the msm at April 14, 2013 04:12 PM (mGBy8)

242 Oh, and shut your fuckin' piehole.

Posted by: Peaches at April 14, 2013 04:13 PM (8lmkt)

243 Ace could host his own golf tournament.

Call it the Hobo Open.

the idea is not really to hit little white balls into holes, but to chase around hobos with big metal sticks and then beat them to death

Posted by: chemjeff at April 14, 2013 04:13 PM (RhOOg)

244 Morons, this is what your wimmens are contending with when they hit their late 40s/50s. Complete breakdown of their faculties. Be kind to them, for they are both wack-a-doodle from teh hormones and completely brain-dead.

Posted by: Y-not at April 14, 2013 04:13 PM (5H6zj)

245 Rory Sabbatini? A bigger asshole there never was.....

Posted by: Molly k. at April 14, 2013 04:14 PM (bQiJA)

246 Ballesteros won me over during that Ryder Cup he captained. Dude was frickin' General Patton of the golf course. Also: Nobody ever scrambled better. That guy could get out of the worst trouble. Agreed. Dude just flat out competed every time he teed it up. I too was a big fan.

Posted by: Blacksheep at April 14, 2013 04:15 PM (bS6uW)

247 President Obama has always chased hobos around with big metal sticks like the Everyman he is. Rumors are that he could have gone pro but preferred to help the community instead.

Posted by: the msm at April 14, 2013 04:15 PM (mGBy8)

248 245 Rory Sabbatini? A bigger asshole there never was..... -------- THAT'S IT!!!!! Thank you! WTF is he doing with a Latin name if he's South African?!

Posted by: Y-not at April 14, 2013 04:16 PM (5H6zj)

249 Speak for yourself, Y-not. I am NOT brain-dead.

Of course, I wasn't watching the Masters play-off, either.

Posted by: Miss Marple at April 14, 2013 04:16 PM (GoIUi)

250 @ 228 fellow Chippewa County moron! My last bear tag was 2010

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 14, 2013 04:17 PM (HVff2)

251

WTF is he doing with a Latin name if he's South African?!

Undocumented immigration?

Posted by: Molly k. at April 14, 2013 04:18 PM (bQiJA)

252 Oh, the Rory Sabbitini of HQ is here. Time to leave.

Posted by: Y-not at April 14, 2013 04:18 PM (5H6zj)

253 @250

Did you get one?

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 14, 2013 04:18 PM (SCTXH)

254 Chippewa County - which state?

Posted by: mama winger at April 14, 2013 04:19 PM (P6QsQ)

255 I'm always hosting an Open!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 14, 2013 04:19 PM (RhOOg)

256 Anyone else get a little sick of the Australia angle on CBS? The way they were going on you'd think an Australian was about to discover the cure for cancer.

"It's 9:30 in Australia, from Perth to Sydney to Melbourne, all of Australia watching as Adam Scott is about to putt for the Masters win."

Holy fuck. It's a gold tournament for crying out loud CBS. Sure it's cool and all for your countryman to win. But come on.

And PS CBS, Oz has 4 times zones. So it wasn't 9:30 in all of Australia.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 14, 2013 04:20 PM (HDgX3)

257 >>254 Chippewa County - which state?<

Wisconsin.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 14, 2013 04:20 PM (SCTXH)

258 Chippewa County - which state?<

Wisconsin.

-------------

That's the best one.

Posted by: mama winger at April 14, 2013 04:20 PM (P6QsQ)

259

>>WTF is he doing with a Latin name if he's South African?!

So they played XVIII holes today?...er, actually XX?

Posted by: Albie Damned at April 14, 2013 04:20 PM (Yhu4q)

260 Our athletic President also likes slamming a few with his close personal friends... shooting hoops like regular folks.

Posted by: the msm at April 14, 2013 04:20 PM (mGBy8)

261 *gag* National Geographic on the '80s

After showing picture of Jane Fonda in an NVA helmet but the AA gun almost cropped out show her spewing in the 1980s a 'crash conversion to alternate' they now are spending long minutes on Hanoi Jane and her exercise tape.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 14, 2013 04:21 PM (AgRBF)

262 shooting hoops like regular folks.

--------------------

like regular folks who are blind and have no arms.

Posted by: mama winger at April 14, 2013 04:22 PM (P6QsQ)

263 >>That's the best one.<<

Roger that. Except for the weather this year. And, lets face it, most years. Where are you in God's Country?

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 14, 2013 04:22 PM (SCTXH)

264 Yeah, that's true about Seve he was a firecracker. I live here in Columbus, OH where Nicklaus is King. He's one who was never known as a warm and fuzzy, certainly considered a prick by some (maybe most), but he was a freakin' competitor. Probably only second in this town in terms of reverance to Woody Hayes

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at April 14, 2013 04:22 PM (XvrTA)

265 @ Maud'dib harvested bears 1996 & 2002 no such luck in 2010

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 14, 2013 04:22 PM (HVff2)

266
After showing picture of Jane Fonda in an NVA helmet but the AA gun almost cropped out show her spewing in the 1980s a 'crash conversion to alternate' they now are spending long minutes on Hanoi Jane and her exercise tape.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 14, 2013 08:21 PM (AgRBF)

+++

OK you're cut off for the evening.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 14, 2013 04:22 PM (HDgX3)

267 The President has always supported the differently-abled, mama winger, especially the bowlers.

Posted by: the msm at April 14, 2013 04:23 PM (mGBy8)

268 Where are you in God's Country?

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Kenosha County, which barely qualifies.

Posted by: mama winger at April 14, 2013 04:23 PM (P6QsQ)

269 And, as always, it's awesome to be me. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 14, 2013 07:28 PM (Gk3SS) For some reason when Alex talks that way it sounds super hot, but when Gabe talks that way I just want to take a shower.

Posted by: Blacksheep at April 14, 2013 04:23 PM (bS6uW)

270 shooting hoops like regular folks.

--------------------

like regular folks who are blind and have no arms.

Posted by: mama winger at April 14, 2013 08:22 PM (P6QsQ)

regular folks who spend half their working time playing golf, but suck so bad at it, no one knows their handicap and they can't stand to watch it done right . ..

Posted by: Peaches at April 14, 2013 04:24 PM (8lmkt)

271 >>harvested bears 1996 & 2002 no such luck in 2010<<

Did you see pics of the 7000 pounder a lady shot up by Rice Lake this past fall?

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 14, 2013 04:24 PM (SCTXH)

272 Yeah, make that 700.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 14, 2013 04:24 PM (SCTXH)

273 See you all later.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 14, 2013 04:25 PM (mGBy8)

274 Someone shot Oprah at Rice Lake???

Posted by: andycanuck at April 14, 2013 04:25 PM (mGBy8)

275 Yes I did. Rice Lake is up the road a wee bit

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 14, 2013 04:26 PM (HVff2)

276 Posted by: andycanuck at April 12, 2013 02:06 PM (mGBy8)

Cut out canuck :-)

Posted by: jem at April 14, 2013 04:26 PM (7g1yh)

277
I hope Tiger learned to never take lessons from TFG ever again.

Posted by: sTevo at April 14, 2013 04:26 PM (VMcEw)

278
Did you see pics of the 7000 pounder a lady shot up by Rice Lake this past fall?

Ow! That hurt!

Posted by: Michael Moore at April 14, 2013 04:26 PM (RhOOg)

279 Oh. 700 pounds.
Someone shot at Michelle at Rice Lake???

Posted by: andycanuck at April 14, 2013 04:26 PM (mGBy8)

280 No Oprah ate rice lake

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 14, 2013 04:27 PM (HVff2)

281 And now see you later again, especially jem. ;^)

Posted by: andycanuck at April 14, 2013 04:27 PM (mGBy8)

282 All right. All right. Here is the pic:

http://tinyurl.com/9ygzpmq

Now ask yourself this: I just shot a 700 lb live weight bear. How the hell do I even turn it over to skin it? I hope to have this problem.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 14, 2013 04:28 PM (SCTXH)

283 Here is the pic

----------------

oh wow!

Posted by: mama winger at April 14, 2013 04:29 PM (P6QsQ)

284 Now on to Bill Gates. Saved from Hanoi Jane.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 14, 2013 04:29 PM (AgRBF)

285 Hey - my kids' second grade teacher was named Fenske. I wonder if they're related.

You can only get a bear tag every 5 years, right?

Posted by: mama winger at April 14, 2013 04:30 PM (P6QsQ)

286 >Anyone else get a little sick of the Australia angle on CBS? an Australian had never won the Masters before today

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 14, 2013 04:30 PM (8sCoq)

287 >>You can only get a bear tag every 5 years, right?<<

Depends on the zone. In our zone locally it is more like 3-4 years.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 14, 2013 04:31 PM (SCTXH)

288 Always love to watch history in the making. Good on ya Adam Scott.

Posted by: Craig Poe at April 14, 2013 04:31 PM (BVkEs)

289 The doctor I used to work for got a bear one year. He said the meat was kind of dry.

Posted by: mama winger at April 14, 2013 04:32 PM (P6QsQ)

290 WTF...shooting bears. That's just fucked up. Deer? Sure you can eat it. Bears? That's plain fucked up.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 14, 2013 04:33 PM (HDgX3)

291 All right. All right. Here is the pic:

http://tinyurl.com/9ygzpmq

Now ask yourself this: I just shot a 700 lb live weight bear. How the hell do I even turn it over to skin it? I hope to have this problem.

I would have let the poor bastid live and go about his business. Not judging, I just couldn't have killed that magnificent creature just for shits and giggles. I do like Becky Fenske, though, and think she should join the horde asap.

Posted by: Peaches at April 14, 2013 04:33 PM (8lmkt)

292 an Australian had never won the Masters before today

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 14, 2013 08:30 PM (8sCoq)

________

I get that. But it went about 1000X over the top. Which is pretty SOP for sports broadcasting I realize. Still always annoying to have to listen to.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 14, 2013 04:34 PM (HDgX3)

293 >Still always annoying to have to listen to. Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 14, 2013 08:34 PM (HDgX3) you could not listen to it

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 14, 2013 04:36 PM (8sCoq)

294 WTF...shooting bears. That's just fucked up. Deer? Sure you can eat it. Bears? That's plain fucked up.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 14, 2013 08:33 PM (HDgX3)

------------

You can eat bear meat too, you know. My doctor's family of four ate on it for a good long time. Made a rug for the floor too. How is that any different than eating any other animal? Meat doesn't grow on plastic trays with Saran wrap, you know.

Posted by: mama winger at April 14, 2013 04:38 PM (P6QsQ)

295 Fuck off moo moo you don't know what you are talking about, as usual. Black bear is delicious. I hunt in zone a about a 6 year wait

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 14, 2013 04:39 PM (HVff2)

296 >>Posted by: Peaches at April 14, 2013 08:33 PM (8lmkt)<<

I hear you. We eat them. It is not just for shits and giggles - if I gave you the sense that I lack respect for them I am sorry. The other thing you need to know is that they have no predators other than man - between cars and hunting. They are very adaptable as far as habitat and their numbers are increasing - as is their range in WI. When my wife and kids walk in the woods on our trails they are always armed or at least carry bear spray.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 14, 2013 04:40 PM (SCTXH)

297 We eat them. It is not just for shits and giggles

No, no disrespect. If you eat them, then, that's cool. I am not a hunter. I could not bear to kill anything but a homo sapiens (although that would come real easy). And I do understand the threat that bears pose to those who live close by. I always understood that bear meat was very gamey and not usually eaten.

He just looked like a very cool 700 pound dude, in the pic at your link. Probably some little bears' dad . . .

Posted by: Peaches at April 14, 2013 04:42 PM (8lmkt)

298 Bear meat is all in the style of cooking. Like moose and elk it can be very tasty if prepared correctly.

Posted by: jem at April 14, 2013 04:44 PM (7g1yh)

299 Peaches, I like to eat corned bear. Also, bear sausage. Misanthropic humanitarian, how do you eat them?

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 14, 2013 04:45 PM (SCTXH)

300 C'mon peaches quit trying to humanize animals. Black bear papas don't have anything to do with their off spring.at 700lbs it was near the end of its life

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 14, 2013 04:47 PM (HVff2)

301 A 700 pound bear has valuable genetic input. I'm not suggesting he be a "mr. mombear" . . .

Posted by: Peaches at April 14, 2013 04:53 PM (8lmkt)

302 Bear steaks & bear burger on the weber grill

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian fka irishacres at April 14, 2013 05:07 PM (HVff2)

303 Ooh, Bear meat! I presume it is about 7g protein an ounce like most meat. Is it lean or fatty?

Posted by: Ragamuffin at April 14, 2013 05:15 PM (fzFF6)

304 Re: Golf Cheerleaders Shouldn't there be 18?

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at April 14, 2013 05:42 PM (qIFL7)

305 Golf Cheerleaders The only reason to take up the sport.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at April 14, 2013 11:43 PM (RXQ2T)

306 F***k all things golf.