September 09, 2013

The Media OverPraise of Obama Draft Open Thread
— Ace

Well, it's off to the races for a media which desperately wants an Obama Comeback Narrative and also is a little punchy from having to deliver Obama's Bushian soundbites and pretend to not notice they were Bushian.

So now we're into the Media's OverPraising of Obama for once again choosing the easy way out and also for completely contradicting himself again.

@rdbrewer4 drafted the word "steely," as used to modify "resolve," and I offered to trade him my solid college prospect "masterful" for it.

I also drafted a potential Chris Matthews statement: "Did John Kerry just River himself a Royal Flush?!?!? Wow!" This statement has bad hands but blinding speed -- if we can train it to catch a ball, it could be a real offensive weapon.

Other things maybe worth discussing:

"The Five" mentions JohnE's post at Buzzfeed on Anti-War Celebrities who Apparently Have Been Kidnapped.

He got something like 600,000 views on that so that made an impact.

Laura Ingraham notes that Obama gaffed himself into a Red Line threat he never intended to follow through on, and John Kerry blundered the administration out of it.

Three dueling perspectives on Obama's Foreign Policy:

W.R. Mead makes the case for Stupid;

Norman Podhoretz makes the case for "Evil" (as in Obama is deliberately reducing America's influence);

and Glenn Reynolds makes the case for Stupid.

So there's your rubber match. "Stupid" wins.

John Fund, though, makes a case for Lazy.

Jim Hoft, a Warrior Among Warriors, is out of surgery, but not yet out of danger. Prayers, and visit Gateway Pundit: Those pitching in for Jim have a big story:

13 Democrats Charged With Embezzling $16 Million In Federal Grants For AIDS Charities And Other Needy Programs! Rev. Wright Daughter Among Those Charged

Alyssa Milano leaked a Sex Tape. Well... okay not really. She leaked something purporting to be a Sex Tape as a bit of social commentary. It's reasonably clever, at least for the typical crap that appears on Funny or Die.

As you can well imagine, RS McCain has continuing-round-the-clock coverage on the Alyssa Milano Sex Tape.

Including Alex Jones railing about it. All I'll say about this is that if Alex Jones thinks his ugly yelling (calling Milano a "War Whore," even though her video does not actually agitate for war) moves opinion, well, he's right. He just doesn't know the directionality of that movement.

There are a lot of people who seem to think that Yelling and Ranting are the Keys for Success. We call them Lunatics.

And while you're over there, Australia's new Liberal (that is, conservative) president has some hot daughters and you need to make yourself aware of that fact.

I hope this isn't rude but that Blonde? When I was done with her she'd look like Daffy Duck after a safe falls on him. You'd have to peel her off and shake her out like a beach-towel until she got all of her dimensions back.

Did Harvard Business School destroy itself for Wymyn's Studies?

Oh and on Saturday, when you guys don't read the site, I did a review of Now You See Me, the movie equivalent of Interstate Speeding Sex -- so dumb, but a fun way to kill the hours between Dallas and Houston.

And finally, there's not just a Rule 34 of Porn, there's a Rule 34 of Cute. I googled "dogs on a waterslide" and got a few hits.

They don't really slide down the waterslide here but look at these cute dummies trying to catch that hose-spray.

And this dog eats Kaboom. Skip to 1:10 if you don't have time. That's the good part.

Posted by: Ace at 03:52 PM | Comments (208)
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1 Ouch.

Posted by: Whiplashed suckers of cock MFM at September 09, 2013 03:54 PM (lnFK0)

2 I meant to do that.... B. Obama...

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at September 09, 2013 03:57 PM (9+ccr)

3 S ace wants to fuck a dick nose

Posted by: The dude at September 09, 2013 03:57 PM (vJdyz)

4 When I was done with her she'd look like Daffy Duck after a safe falls on him. You'd have to peel her off and wave her like a flag until she got her dimensions back. Has some version of this worked successfully for you as a pick-up line?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2013 03:58 PM (N0aPW)

5 When I was done with her she'd look like Daffy Duck after a safe falls on him.... Dressed like an Australian's nightmare.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 09, 2013 03:59 PM (Ec6wH)

6 So instead of cheerbabes, we get Rudd's daughters? I'll settle for that.

Posted by: logprof at September 09, 2013 03:59 PM (QpbjT)

7 >>>Has some version of this worked successfully for you as a pick-up line?

given that there are an infinite number of parallel worlds, I'm sure it's worked somewhere for me.

Posted by: ace at September 09, 2013 04:00 PM (/IWYB)

8 As usual, Obama will pay no political price for his epic screwups. Indeed, Obama will emerge from this victorious.

Posted by: soothie at September 09, 2013 04:00 PM (xW0fL)

9 Thufferin' thuckatath!

Posted by: fluffy at September 09, 2013 04:00 PM (z9HTb)

10 So Dick Nose vs Huge Clit, who wins?

Posted by: The dude at September 09, 2013 04:00 PM (vJdyz)

11 Ballyhoo is my word for the day, the way the carnys do it on the midway.

"Step right up, step right up and see the miraculous recover of Barak Obama and his might midgets of foreign policy. It will amaze you, frighten you, and scare little children. "

Posted by: Creative Destruction at September 09, 2013 04:00 PM (APs4d)

12 I'ld hit 'em all

Posted by: phreshone at September 09, 2013 04:01 PM (Pr6hk)

13 Sure, Australia gets Bridget Abbott, and the US gets Meghan McCain.

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 09, 2013 04:01 PM (H8wOy)

14 And finally, there's not just a Rule 34 of Porn, there's a Rule 34 of Cute. I googled "dogs on a waterslide" and got a few hits. ********** Rule 34? I'm pretty sure I don't want to know. And the blonde needs iron STAT--and no not the kind you would donate.

Posted by: tasker at September 09, 2013 04:02 PM (r2PLg)

15 Republicans had a chance to really hang Obama out to dry on this tremendously idiotic idea to Bomb For Al Qaeda. But...

Posted by: soothie at September 09, 2013 04:02 PM (xW0fL)

16

"Honey, I think I spotted the Prime Minister's daughters."

 


"Don't be silly, they come that way!"

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 09, 2013 04:02 PM (N/Sup)

17 Oh come on?You saying that blonde daughter is not cute?

Posted by: steevy at September 09, 2013 04:02 PM (9XBK2)

18 LOLOL my huge Great Pyrenees/Retriever mix attempts to catch water spray like that.  I call it his "pirhana move" as he opens the gaping maw and clacks his teeth together.

Posted by: DangerGirl, home sweet home at September 09, 2013 04:02 PM (GrtrJ)

19 How dare you make fun of our beloved President and his spotless track record!

You must be one hell of a racistly racist honkie racist cracka.

Mmm-hmm! [purses lips, hand on hips, weaves head side to side on neck]

Posted by: C. Lostomy-Bhagge, the C is for Cristal at September 09, 2013 04:03 PM (dvXrx)

20 7 >>>Has some version of this worked successfully for you as a pick-up line? given that there are an infinite number of parallel worlds, I'm sure it's worked somewhere for me. Posted by: ace at September 09, 2013 08:00 PM (/IWYB) ************ NO--it hasn't.

Posted by: Daisy Duck Reporting from Cartoon Town at September 09, 2013 04:03 PM (r2PLg)

21 Hobbitses are th cute.

Posted by: Treebeard at September 09, 2013 04:03 PM (0axsw)

22 Obama's Foreign Policy = Purposely Evil and Stupid = Fundemental Transformation!!

Posted by: puddlglum at September 09, 2013 04:03 PM (W0OIP)

23 I almost took  a  fly swatter to the screen. 

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 09, 2013 04:03 PM (N/Sup)

24

Hey Barky.  I fart in your general direction

Posted by: Bashar al Assad at September 09, 2013 04:05 PM (Pr6hk)

25 Too many unanswered questions. --Why didn't the administration suggest this last week? --Why did they call Kerry's comments "rhetorical" and then agree to it anyway? --Are they going to agree to any specific Russian plan? --If they do, is the vote cancelled? --If they don't what happens next?

Posted by: KJC at September 09, 2013 04:05 PM (LmD/o)

26 You know that gets weird. Ace converts cute blonds into male cartoon duck characters.

Posted by: Daisy Duck Reporting from Cartoon Town at September 09, 2013 04:05 PM (r2PLg)

27 might I mention this?

"Coping with advanced cancer, Bev Veals was in the hospital for chemo this summer when she got a call that her health plan was shutting down. Then, the substitute insurance she was offered wanted her to pay up to $3,125, on top of premiums.

It sounds like one of those insurance horror stories President Barack Obama told to sell his health overhaul to Congress, but Veals wasn't in the clutches of a profit-driven company. Instead, she's covered by Obama's law — one of about 100,000 people with serious medical issues in a financially troubled government program."

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/patients-bill-soars-health-law-153815370.html


Posted by: mallfly at September 09, 2013 04:05 PM (bJm7W)

28 "...Laura Ingraham notes that Obama gaffed himself into a Red Line threat he never intended to follow through on, and John Kerry blundered the administration out of it..." So there it is. SCOAMF's foreign policy is the Wilton Parmenter Doctrine. AND... Boehner and Cantor have made it official that they will cave on defunding Obamacare. WAR.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2013 04:05 PM (WjLUf)

29 Anyone who claims that blonde daughter isn't cute is clearly attempting to fake their heterosexuality.  And that's sad, because there's nothing wrong with being gay -- it gets better, and all that. 

I'm not saying I find Tony Abbott's blonde daughter attractive or anything, but if I had a shot at that I would get so deep so fast that I would create a singularity anomaly into which all life and matter would inexorably be sucked in my wake.

Posted by: Guy who's kidding about everything except the Cacodemon plushtoy at September 09, 2013 04:05 PM (n/+FT)

30 I was disappointed in dogs on a water slide. I thought it would be about cats.

Posted by: That Guy at September 09, 2013 04:05 PM (Aif/5)

31 Obama being more "flexible" with Putin. What could go wrong?/sarc.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2013 04:05 PM (N0aPW)

32 I also drafted "five point palm exploding heart foreign policy technique."

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 09, 2013 04:06 PM (Iyg03)

33 OK, I got resolute, calculating and deliberate. #overpraise

Posted by: BuckIV at September 09, 2013 04:06 PM (gedHR)

34 Reverend Wright?  Never heard of him.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at September 09, 2013 04:06 PM (Pr6hk)

35 fundemental = fundamental. eyez dontz spill gud.

Posted by: puddlglum at September 09, 2013 04:06 PM (W0OIP)

36 hahajaja @ the F TROOP reference

Posted by: soothie at September 09, 2013 04:07 PM (xW0fL)

37 anyway, perhaps Obama's "playing chess in eleven dimensions" is about to kick in as Assad laughs himself to death. (Although I can't say that he looks like a guy who laughs very often.)

Posted by: mallfly at September 09, 2013 04:07 PM (bJm7W)

38 Do they have twitter in Australia???

Posted by: Danger, Carlos Danger - Agent Double O Naught at September 09, 2013 04:07 PM (Pr6hk)

39 I like that Doberman in the last video. He looks like one of Satan's hounds particularly with that "I wanna play" look in his eyes but he's just a big baby.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2013 04:07 PM (g1DWB)

40 Now we can get back to killing each other like civilized humans!

Posted by: Basher Ass-awed at September 09, 2013 04:07 PM (CoKTZ)

41 Damn, what an unfortunate sock to leave on.

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 09, 2013 04:07 PM (n/+FT)

42 24 Hey Barky. I fart in your general direction Posted by: Bashar al Assad at September 09, 2013 08:05 PM (Pr6hk) GAS ATTACK! HE'S GOT GAS! LOOK!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2013 04:08 PM (WjLUf)

43 brb, avertin war

Posted by: lolobama at September 09, 2013 04:08 PM (xW0fL)

44
The Aussie daughter number far right? - that's a firm yes.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 09, 2013 04:08 PM (lnFK0)

45

I'm waiting to see if "resilient" falls to the third round, either that or trade up for "square-jawed" early in the second round.


 

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 09, 2013 04:08 PM (N/Sup)

46 Posted by: mallfly at September 09, 2013 08:07 PM (bJm7W) By ace's decree, only McCain and Romney are allowed to play 11th Dimension Chess

Posted by: The dude at September 09, 2013 04:09 PM (vJdyz)

47 What causes you folks to think you'd be successful with blondie?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2013 04:09 PM (N0aPW)

48 I'll reach for "staredown" in the second round.

Posted by: logprof at September 09, 2013 04:10 PM (QpbjT)

49 That weird head scar Obama's got is to vent his brilliance. He talks all the time to keep it manageable, but surgical brilliance-venting becomes necessary every few weeks.

Posted by: Chris Matthews at September 09, 2013 04:10 PM (yETln)

50 13 Democrats Charged With Embezzling $16 Million In Federal Grants For AIDS Charities And Other Needy Programs! Rev. Wright Daughter Among Those Charged

Well Republicans do it too!!!

Name one...

oh everyone knows that... Hillary! Shiny shiny shoes! Nixon!

(by the way, is that even news? Remember the Dem Mayor -- wasn't he a basketball star and friend of Obama) who got caught with his fingers in the cookie jar and the Obama admin fired the IG who discovered it?)

Posted by: mallfly at September 09, 2013 04:10 PM (bJm7W)

51 McCain hasn't got E-Mail figured out yet.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 09, 2013 04:10 PM (0axsw)

52 44 The Aussie daughter number far right? - that's a firm yes. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 09, 2013 08:08 PM (lnFK0) Once dated an Aussie chick. Hot, but crude beyond belief. One time, when she was having her period: "I'm on the rag love, so tonight you'll have to rip me up the shitter." Quote. Unquote.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2013 04:10 PM (WjLUf)

53 What difference does it make?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 09, 2013 04:11 PM (Pr6hk)

54 Holy mole-y!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 09, 2013 04:11 PM (N/Sup)

55 "Hey Sis, you awake?" works for me.

Posted by: Bubba at September 09, 2013 04:11 PM (2LTPq)

56 Ace likes himself some hefty rack. Good on ya!

Posted by: mare at September 09, 2013 04:11 PM (A98Xu)

57 Miss me yet?

Posted by: James from Plains, Georgia at September 09, 2013 04:12 PM (Pr6hk)

58 What causes you folks to think you'd be successful with blondie? She's an Aussie. When presented with a mediocre American she'd be overwhelmed by the awesomeness compared to the average Ozlander.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 09, 2013 04:12 PM (yETln)

59 52 Well,it was a prison colony.

Posted by: steevy at September 09, 2013 04:12 PM (9XBK2)

60 If only they allowed guns.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 09, 2013 04:12 PM (0axsw)

61 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2013 08:10 PM (WjLUf) o.O. lol

Posted by: The dude at September 09, 2013 04:12 PM (vJdyz)

62 Will there be kittehs in the next thread to keep things even?

Posted by: ALH at September 09, 2013 04:12 PM (2LTPq)

63 Ah, that Dobie makes my day.

A buddy used to have one that was such a pussy-cat. I think she thought she was a cat. Damn thing would jump - and I do mean jump - up into your lap so she could curl up for some luvs. I'd try but I was usually too busy being doubled-over. That shit hurts your balls.

Good times.

Posted by: Dog Lover at September 09, 2013 04:13 PM (ay6+/)

64 He's the Australian Prime Minister, not the President. Australia still has the QueenÂ… for now.

Posted by: The Upsidedown Hat at September 09, 2013 04:13 PM (Vk2pI)

65 oh, and about McCain and online poker (or whatever it was): if you were a Senator stuck with Kerry engaged in three hours of verbal diarrhea, would you pay any attention?

Posted by: mallfly at September 09, 2013 04:13 PM (bJm7W)

66 Here's how genius this plan is in one word: Iran.

Both sides have long argued that Syria is small beans, and the real question in this entire confrontation has been Iran.

In contrast to Iraq where Bush acted forcefully to establish a precedent that we would not tolerate an imminent threat, Obama through his bungling has now reversed the card Bush laid down.

I don't support striking Syria. Nevertheless, the Russians have parlayed the opening Obama created to a precedent they can use if we ever get forceful with Iran. They will be able to come in and argue that they should referee a similar settlement about Iranian nukes (i.e., something that actually matters). Do we really want them being the arbiter then?

Since Sadat kicked the Soviets out back in the early 70s, the Russians have watched as their influence in the Middle East has constantly receded to almost none. Here goes President Duffer letting them back in.

Putin has checkmated our amateur in chief.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at September 09, 2013 04:14 PM (MbQI+)

67 I swear, the girl in the middle, that spot on her forehead has 7 legs. Some kind of Australian face spider I think.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 09, 2013 04:14 PM (N/Sup)

68 That dobie does have a lot of personality... and a sense of humor.

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 09, 2013 04:14 PM (Iyg03)

69 In Australia, everyone is mates, and everyone helps each other. Especially family. If your sister has an especially fine rack, be sure to hold your arm under it in photographs, as though to present it, in all its glory, to the viewer.

Posted by: Splunge at September 09, 2013 04:14 PM (bKA83)

70 He could rise up through the ranks to groom of stool someday.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 09, 2013 04:14 PM (0axsw)

71 Damn autocorrect keeps turning Redskins into foreskins

Posted by: The dude at September 09, 2013 04:14 PM (vJdyz)

72 Australia still has the QueenÂ… for now. Feed her some Vegemite. She'll be low in the grave in no time!

Posted by: bonhomme at September 09, 2013 04:15 PM (yETln)

73 Posted by: bonhomme at September 09, 2013 08:12 PM (yETln) O.K. That made me laugh, I was referring to the folks who said, "I'd hit her till was flattened" or "I would get so deep so fast that I would create a singularity anomaly into which all life and matter would inexorably be sucked in my wake."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2013 04:15 PM (N0aPW)

74 Whoops; Sorry about the extra space.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2013 04:15 PM (N0aPW)

75 Hey, the PM is grabbing his daughter's

Posted by: The dude at September 09, 2013 04:16 PM (vJdyz)

76 Alyssa Milano has been nude in a movie. Also did lesbian topless lesbian make out in it too.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 09, 2013 04:16 PM (H2hIp)

77 ass.....really hate typing on a tablet

Posted by: The dude at September 09, 2013 04:17 PM (vJdyz)

78 71 Damn autocorrect keeps turning Redskins into foreskins Posted by: The dude at September 09, 2013 08:14 PM (vJdyz) That's the Jewish team, from Vitebsk...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2013 04:17 PM (WjLUf)

79 The new Aussie gov's daughters are very pretty. The blonde is especially gifted.

Posted by: EC at September 09, 2013 04:18 PM (doBIb)

80 Alyssa Milano has been nude in a movie. Also did lesbian topless lesbian make out in it too. SLUT SHAMING!

Posted by: bonhomme at September 09, 2013 04:18 PM (yETln)

81 They will be able to come in and argue that they should referee a similar settlement about Iranian nukes (i.e., something that actually matters). Do we really want them being the arbiter then? “Dmitri, did you really think I’d tell you about this before we punished Iran?”—Hypothetical Future President

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 09, 2013 04:18 PM (CeNUw)

82 I agree, Nick, but it'll be portrayed as a genius move by the administration and the media. 

Obama's already hinting that the Russian plan is part of something he brought up at the summit.  It's "part of an ongoing discussion." 

Oy.

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 09, 2013 04:18 PM (Iyg03)

83 72 Australia still has the QueenÂ… for now. Feed her some Vegemite. She'll be low in the grave in no time! Posted by: bonhomme at September 09, 2013 08:15 PM (yETln) Vegemite is like bottle yeast infection. Well, the come from a land "fro-mun-da..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2013 04:18 PM (WjLUf)

84 59 52 Well,it was a prison colony. Posted by: steevy at September 09, 2013 08:12 PM (9XBK2) --As someone a while back quipped: Thank god America got the Puritans, and Australia the convicts.

Posted by: logprof at September 09, 2013 04:19 PM (QpbjT)

85

78 71 Damn autocorrect keeps turning Redskins into foreskins
Posted by: The dude at September 09, 2013 08:14 PM (vJdyz)


That's the Jewish team, from Vitebsk...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2013 08:17 PM (WjLUf)

 

****


Holy moel-y!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 09, 2013 04:19 PM (N/Sup)

86 Looks like RGIII can still run well.

Posted by: logprof at September 09, 2013 04:19 PM (QpbjT)

87 That was a nice article about Jim Hoft. Thx for linking it and for the reminder about continued prayers.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2013 04:20 PM (N0aPW)

88 Looks like RGIII can still run well. Posted by: logprof at September 09, 2013 08:19 PM (QpbjT) As they show the team's orthopedic consultant roaming the sidelines...

Posted by: Vendette at September 09, 2013 04:20 PM (uRNon)

89 85 Holy moel-y! Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 09, 2013 08:19 PM (N/Sup) They always get called for "clipping."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2013 04:20 PM (WjLUf)

90 I'm drafting "Kennedy-esque" in anticipation of the media's tie-in with the Cuban Missile Crisis and 50 years since JFK was shot.

Posted by: t-bird at September 09, 2013 04:21 PM (FcR7P)

91 Ballsy Obama! Of course it's Michelle, not Barry, but still.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at September 09, 2013 04:21 PM (IMejC)

92 His passing is way off.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 09, 2013 04:22 PM (0axsw)

93 As they show the team's orthopedic consultant roaming the sidelines... Posted by: Vendette at September 09, 2013 08:20 PM (uRNon) --Well, he's more than just that: He fixed RGIII's leg himself.

Posted by: logprof at September 09, 2013 04:22 PM (QpbjT)

94 90 I'm drafting "Kennedy-esque" in anticipation of the media's tie-in with the Cuban Missile Crisis and 50 years since JFK was shot. Posted by: t-bird at September 09, 2013 08:21 PM (FcR7P) Bay of fuckin' PIGS.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2013 04:22 PM (WjLUf)

95

It looks like "statesman-like" and "Rooseveltian" are going to go undrafted this season.  They may get picked up by one of the Australian rules footy teams.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 09, 2013 04:22 PM (N/Sup)

96 Obama's already hinting that the Russian plan is part of something he brought up at the summit. It's "part of an ongoing discussion." I believe my exact words were, "Eat shit."

Posted by: Vladimir Putin at September 09, 2013 04:23 PM (FcR7P)

97 Obama is getting punked. Now that Putin has thrown him a life preserver Congress is running away from supporting an attack. Even Obama supports are flipping because there is now a "reasonable" way out of this mess. Putin is going to drag this out and take whatever he wants from Obama or let Obama attack without the support of Congress. Either way, Putin wins.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2013 04:23 PM (g1DWB)

98

They always get called for "clipping."

 

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2013 08:20 PM (WjLUf)


***


Nice!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 09, 2013 04:23 PM (N/Sup)

99 President Obama once again demonstrated his gravitas by proposing an internationally approved plan, unlike that perpetual cowboy Bush!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 09, 2013 04:24 PM (XdnQT)

100 Bay of fuckin' PIGS. Oh, I know. That will conveniently be left out.

Posted by: t-bird at September 09, 2013 04:24 PM (FcR7P)

101 --Well, he's more than just that: He fixed RGIII's leg himself. Posted by: logprof at September 09, 2013 08:22 PM (QpbjT) My bad: I had the TV volume low so I didn't hear that.

Posted by: Vendette at September 09, 2013 04:24 PM (uRNon)

102 96 I believe my exact words were, "Eat shit." Posted by: Vladimir Putin at September 09, 2013 08:23 PM (FcR7P) Yob 't'bya, sook'm sin...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2013 04:24 PM (WjLUf)

103 That yards per rush stat is why I think McCoy will kick ass in fantasy this year.

Posted by: logprof at September 09, 2013 04:25 PM (QpbjT)

104 President Obama once again demonstrated his gravitas by proposing an internationally approved plan, unlike that perpetual cowboy Bush! Basically, Obama pled guilty in exchange for a lighter sentence.

Posted by: t-bird at September 09, 2013 04:25 PM (FcR7P)

105 Stephen Rice Blair:

The hypothetical future President may have to face the presence of Russian military in Syria and Iran when considering any punishment because of the "need to monitor compliance" with these agreements.

Russia is playing the role here that we usually play with Israel and its Middle East adversaries. It cannot help but diminish our stature and increase Russia's in the region.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at September 09, 2013 04:26 PM (MbQI+)

106 Who gives a shit. We don't have to go to war to preserve a pathetic affirmative action case and a pathetic old boy network, ala Kerry.

Posted by: Jack at September 09, 2013 04:26 PM (gWHwW)

107 "So there it is. SCOAMF's foreign policy is the Wilton Parmenter Doctrine."


Bonus points for working the F-Troop reference into Barky's foreign policy.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 09, 2013 04:26 PM (dEC8z)

108 Do fucking idiots think the civil war in Syria is over? Obama, Kerry, and the MSM sure does.

Posted by: Jack at September 09, 2013 04:26 PM (gWHwW)

109 The hypothetical future President may have to face the presence of Russian military in Syria and Iran when considering any punishment because of the "need to monitor compliance" with these agreements. Yeah, I mentioned the possibility of “advisors” on an earlier thread. I was mostly just dreaming.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 09, 2013 04:27 PM (CeNUw)

110 107 "So there it is. SCOAMF's foreign policy is the Wilton Parmenter Doctrine." Bonus points for working the F-Troop reference into Barky's foreign policy. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 09, 2013 08:26 PM (dEC8z) Oh Wilton! Reggie, please! Not in front of the men...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2013 04:28 PM (WjLUf)

111 Dumbass penalty, Hall.

Posted by: DangerGirl, home sweet home at September 09, 2013 04:28 PM (GrtrJ)

112 I'd hit that like a Wyoming drive thru.

Posted by: Mary Cheney, who is a lesbain at September 09, 2013 04:28 PM (Ec6wH)

113 JFK had the Bay of Pigs.

SCOAMF has the Gulf of Goats.

Posted by: Stu-22 at September 09, 2013 04:28 PM (k4bdL)

114 108 Do fucking idiots think the civil war in Syria is over? Obama, Kerry, and the MSM sure does. Posted by: Jack at September 09, 2013 08:26 PM (gWHwW) The American MFM will now ignore it to death, like F&F and Benghazi.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2013 04:29 PM (WjLUf)

115 Well I'm a dubass so what can you expect.

Posted by: DHall at September 09, 2013 04:29 PM (Aif/5)

116 Putin has checkmated our amateur in chief. Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at September 09, 2013 08:14 PM (MbQI+) More like Putin stuck his thumb in Obama's eye and went "nyuck nyuck nyuck"

Posted by: Ma Bell at September 09, 2013 04:29 PM (RLdcX)

117 Damn, that looked too easy. I wanna see a McCoy TD!

Posted by: logprof at September 09, 2013 04:29 PM (QpbjT)

118 Posted by: t-bird at September 09, 2013 08:24 PM (FcR7P) FRD was the first president that the media learned to fellate, but when they got JFK, they upped their game!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 09, 2013 04:29 PM (XdnQT)

119 If the daughters were wearing bikinis it would be good.We need a cheerleader pic.

Posted by: steevy at September 09, 2013 04:30 PM (9XBK2)

120 RE: the Rudd girls.

All lovely. But yeah, the blonde one in particular makes a feller get all...happy to be alive.

Posted by: Stu-22 at September 09, 2013 04:30 PM (k4bdL)

121 116 Putin has checkmated our amateur in chief. Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at September 09, 2013 08:14 PM (MbQI+) More like Putin stuck his thumb in Obama's eye and went "nyuck nyuck nyuck" Posted by: Ma Bell at September 09, 2013 08:29 PM (RLdcX) "Nyuck" is the new "nyet," dushka!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2013 04:31 PM (WjLUf)

122 Hard to believe that Melody Patterson (Jane) was 16 when she first appeared on that show.
I'd hit it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 09, 2013 04:31 PM (dEC8z)

123 Why don't they just leave it like Reid did and remind everyone "How clean and articulate he is"?

With hardly any accent at all.

Plus, he uses an indoor toilet and takes baths and everything.

He's almost civilized. And smart. Very smart.

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Don't they understand that they are looking more and more racist everyday to the people who count?

Black People.

I can't understand why they haven't reacted to this overt display of condescension and patronization?

I'm becoming embarrassed for our Media.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at September 09, 2013 04:31 PM (28TG+)

124 I am now on some 23rd floor looking down on Detroit. 

But, I can see Five Guys, and it's sure as shit not bankrupt, so the world must be going to make it another day.

Fuck, let's go gambling.

Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 09, 2013 04:31 PM (i6tRx)

125

I vote evil.  He wants America to diminish.  And he never gets what he wants accidently.

 

Posted by: Bourbonchicken at September 09, 2013 04:32 PM (Jy3vt)

126 It takes a Donk Ass Mofo to think that undermining their nation is greatness....

It takes a Donk Ass Mofo to think Mitt Romney thinks less of women than RFK jr

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence@sven10077 at September 09, 2013 04:32 PM (9jfyN)

127 122 Hard to believe that Melody Patterson (Jane) was 16 when she first appeared on that show. I'd hit it. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 09, 2013 08:31 PM (dEC8z) Dan-o "booked" it every night.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2013 04:32 PM (WjLUf)

128 Ok, people. It's Australian prime minister, not president, not gov, m' Kay?

Posted by: Karen at September 09, 2013 04:32 PM (T0fZt)

129 119 If the daughters were wearing bikinis it would be good.We need a cheerleader pic. Posted by: steevy at September 09, 2013 08:30 PM (9XBK2) Jones In CO said Aussie girls go topless at the beach.

Posted by: EC at September 09, 2013 04:33 PM (doBIb)

130 So, ace, this...... I hope this isn't rude but that Blonde? When I was done with her she'd look like Daffy Duck after a safe falls on him. You'd have to peel her off and shake her out like a beach-towel until she got all of her dimensions back. ....this kinda horrified me. So of course I read it to my wife after showing her the pic of the Australian dude and his family. And I quote, "That's......fucking awesome."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 09, 2013 04:33 PM (GEICT)

131 i started an MNF thread if you want that.


Posted by: ace at September 09, 2013 04:34 PM (/IWYB)

132 RE: the Rudd girls. I believe they would be Tony Abbott's girls. Kevin Rudd's wouldn't be smiling right now.

Posted by: t-bird at September 09, 2013 04:34 PM (FcR7P)

133 Chip Carter was much cuter back in his heyday. Oh, I'd hit that like an inside straight.

Posted by: Harry Reid, who is a pedocrast at September 09, 2013 04:34 PM (Ec6wH)

134 so, anybody seen the Charlie Rose thing yet?  i think it's on tonight, somewhere, at some time.

Posted by: Peaches at September 09, 2013 04:34 PM (8lmkt)

135 I know SCOAMF wants America diminished/destroyed. But by the same token, he honestly believes that his ideology will make the country better and more respected. Of course it never could or will. Well, he'll settle for 1 out of 2.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2013 04:34 PM (WjLUf)

136 Posted by: EC at September 09, 2013 08:33 PM (doBIb) They aren't quite as topless since they let the muz in on a pretty much unrestricted basis!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 09, 2013 04:36 PM (XdnQT)

137 Thanks, Ace!

Posted by: logprof at September 09, 2013 04:36 PM (QpbjT)

138 I'd hit that so hard and often it would cause an international incident.

Posted by: UWP at September 09, 2013 04:36 PM (r98SZ)

139 >>>He just doesn't know the directionality of that movement.

Nicely done! Why just say the direction of that movement when you can go with directionality?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 09, 2013 04:37 PM (IN7k+)

140 136 Posted by: EC at September 09, 2013 08:33 PM (doBIb) They aren't quite as topless since they let the muz in on a pretty much unrestricted basis! Posted by: Hrothgar at September 09, 2013 08:36 PM (XdnQT) www.wickedweasel.com See you in 4 hours minutes.

Posted by: EC at September 09, 2013 04:38 PM (doBIb)

141 It's way too late in the evening for me to be drinking coffee, but I just received my new Porlex JP-30 coffee grinder today and couldn't wait for tomorrow morning to try it out. I bought a Freiling French press a couple of months ago and realized that I had to upgrade my grinder. My old Zassenhaus had served me well for 15 years, but French press requires uniformly coarse grinds, and the Zassenhaus left a lot of fine sludge in the bottom of the cup. The advantage of the Porlex, a ceramic conical burr grinder, is that it holds its setting better. According to Amazon reviews, it's also good for extremely fine espresso grinds. The packaging and instructions are all in Japanese, so I had to do a little research online to figure out how to use it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XE2QWlOPWPE I now return you to your regularly scheduled comment thread.

Posted by: rickl at September 09, 2013 04:38 PM (sdi6R)

142 Any Morons gonna ride in DC on 9/11? If so, gonna get video footage?

Posted by: fastfreefall at September 09, 2013 04:38 PM (Tz35j)

143 Nice boobehs on the blonde daughter

Posted by: kbdabear at September 09, 2013 04:39 PM (/9IC1)

144

Lazy AND stupid AND evil.  The donks are cunning mofos, though.  Like the Taliban, cunning but stupid.

Posted by: joanne is neither lazy nor stupid at September 09, 2013 04:40 PM (iN75m)

145 Ever get the feeling Obama is being played like a $2 fiddle in a redneck wedding band at the church distillery?

Posted by: Fritz at September 09, 2013 04:41 PM (4u+Q5)

146

Putin recognized Barry for the little preening chump he is and played him like a Strativarius. He's made a fool and monkey out of him on the world stage. The country suffers, and Putin has scored a win for himself and Russia's interests, at least as he defines them.

          Just let it wash over you. A KGB thug has played the President of the United States for a fool that he is. Hell, I don't think Jimmah Carter would be this bad.

Posted by: publius(NotBreitbartPublius) at September 09, 2013 04:41 PM (JoWND)

147 120 RE: the Rudd girls.

All lovely. But yeah, the blonde one in particular makes a feller get all...happy to be alive.

Posted by: Stu-22 at September 09, 2013 08:30 PM (k4bdL)


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Er, the Abbott girls, that is...

Posted by: Stu-22 at September 09, 2013 04:41 PM (k4bdL)

148 Middle daughter is being completely bitchy to the one on the left.

Posted by: UWP at September 09, 2013 04:42 PM (r98SZ)

149 Posted by: EC at September 09, 2013 08:38 PM (doBIb) That's what Oi call a g'day mate!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 09, 2013 04:42 PM (XdnQT)

150 A KGB thug has played the President of the United States for a fool that he is. Hell, I don't think Jimmah Carter would be this bad. Posted by: publius(NotBreitbartPublius) at September 09, 2013 08:41 PM (JoWND) As bad as Carter was, his № 1 reason for existance wasn't the purposeful destruction of AmericaÂ…

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 09, 2013 04:43 PM (Vk2pI)

151 rickl
Neat looking unit.

if you ever need to replace that one, try this one.

http://tinyurl.com/qfcllpx

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 09, 2013 04:44 PM (dEC8z)

152 Vlad has shown that Obama is less competent than a monkey with a hand grenade

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 09, 2013 04:45 PM (XdnQT)

153 150 The Political Hat,

Right you are it was six or seven...and essentially was his believing smarter donkey was on the ball about Ivan winning being inevitable...

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence@sven10077 at September 09, 2013 04:46 PM (9jfyN)

154 We must thank the sister beside the blonde for hugging her tightly thus emphasizing her breasteses

Posted by: Buzzion at September 09, 2013 04:47 PM (H2hIp)

155 Right you are it was six or seven...and essentially was his believing smarter donkey was on the ball about Ivan winning being inevitable... Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence@sven10077 at September 09, 2013 08:46 PM (9jfyN) Good thing he was too busy playing Elmer FuddÂ…

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 09, 2013 04:47 PM (Vk2pI)

156 Forget the daughters, take a look at Mom!!

Posted by: His Honor the Mayor (now in recovery) at September 09, 2013 04:48 PM (yL0v8)

157 Vlad has shown that Obama is less competent than a monkey with a hand grenade Would a monkey put the pin back in and say, "Hey, look what I did! I'm amazing!"

Posted by: t-bird at September 09, 2013 04:48 PM (FcR7P)

158 Posted by: t-bird at September 09, 2013 08:48 PM (FcR7P) I might have to rework my metaphor!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 09, 2013 04:51 PM (XdnQT)

159 I just now realized who the blonde daughter reminds me of. Keira Knightly.

Posted by: EC at September 09, 2013 04:51 PM (doBIb)

160 84 logprof .... Thank god America got the Puritans, and Australia the convicts. Missed it the first time around. Thanks for that, it will go in the permanent collection.

Posted by: sneaky little five-eyes at September 09, 2013 04:51 PM (SwHqo)

161 146 Putin recognized Barry for the little preening chump he is and played him like a Strativarius. He's made a fool and monkey out of him on the world stage. The country suffers, and Putin has scored a win for himself and Russia's interests, at least as he defines them. Just let it wash over you. A KGB thug has played the President of the United States for a fool that he is. Hell, I don't think Jimmah Carter would be this bad. Posted by: publius(NotBreitbartPublius) at September 09, 2013 08:41 PM (JoWND) In the late summer of 1979, after announcing to the world that we have an unfounded fear of the Soviet Union, Brezhnev turned around and invaded Afghanistan just a month or so later. Jimmuh was crushed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2013 04:51 PM (WjLUf)

162 Obama had iterated His thoughts on  His opinions of america during his rise to power..
such as ..We can't drive our SUVs and, you know, eat as much as we want and keep our homes on, you know, 72 degrees at all times..

He thought it Unfair we had more power and influence

Share Your Pie!

Posted by: willow at September 09, 2013 04:53 PM (nqBYe)

163 Obama, uses his position to lower the status of all . while  giving power to those that would steal the success off of others backs. cronyism

You didn't build that!

Posted by: willow at September 09, 2013 04:55 PM (nqBYe)

164 Hoft link doesn't work.

Posted by: John the Libertarian at September 09, 2013 04:56 PM (jKf/K)

165 John the L,

okay should work now, thanks.

Weird thing, I copied and pasted but only the last half of the url made it.


Posted by: ace at September 09, 2013 04:58 PM (/IWYB)

166 so will we recover from this thinking of half the population?
will they weary  of their unemployed family members not being able to succeed?
Because opportunity is stolen through massive regulations and burdensome govt take overs of our economy?
will they see that destroying business, destroying the idea of being a productive citizen  will harm Their futures also?

i won't hold my breath

Posted by: willow at September 09, 2013 04:59 PM (nqBYe)

167 Yeah, Putin wins any way you look at it. It figures, ex-KGB and all, he knows exactly how much Soviet desinformatsiya is chapter-and-verse for the Alinsky-Cloward-Piven-Chomsky-Ayers party in this country. And you can also observe how he is trying to arrest the spread of same in his own country.

Posted by: sneaky little five-eyes at September 09, 2013 05:00 PM (SwHqo)

168 will they understand when Russia or China are the Super Powers what a dangerous world it can become?
do they know the history of either country and their deeds when they tire of citizens in their way?

do they even understand how dangerous the world is?

Posted by: willow at September 09, 2013 05:00 PM (nqBYe)

169 anyway I don't believe Putin saving Obama from himself  is done for nicety.

something will be  now owed.

i guess we'll find out

Posted by: willow at September 09, 2013 05:02 PM (nqBYe)

170 will they see that destroying business, destroying the idea of being a productive citizen will harm Their futures also? Success to them is a gov't program. Going to school forever, work for some campaign, protest when asked to, push some papers for some government agency. "Business" never enters into it.

Posted by: t-bird at September 09, 2013 05:03 PM (FcR7P)

171 151 rickl Neat looking unit. if you ever need to replace that one, try this one. http://tinyurl.com/qfcllpx Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 09, 2013 08:44 PM (dEC8z) That looks nice, especially for making a whole pot at a time. I only make a mug at a time, so the little Porlex should be good enough for me. I've reached the bottom of the cup, and there is a little sludge, but just a fraction of what I was getting with the old grinder. I probably need to back it off another click or two. It will require a little experimentation.

Posted by: rickl at September 09, 2013 05:03 PM (sdi6R)

172 isn't

Posted by: willow at September 09, 2013 05:04 PM (nqBYe)

173 We have a Five Guys up here in MA. Any good? We also have a SONIC Burger joint. I won't eat there because it's stupid. I want to eat good food, not play around in some stupid drive up thingamajig.

Posted by: soothie at September 09, 2013 05:04 PM (/3LP+)

174 Willow:

in a word, no.

Or, at minimum, they think that they are the new nomenklatura who will be immune to whatever happens to the workers and peasants.


Posted by: sneaky little five-eyes at September 09, 2013 05:06 PM (SwHqo)

175 What I wrote in 2001, revised in 2007 " They hate people who oppose or have the nerve to question them in any degree and vilify every action of those they deem to be heretical. They bludgeon transgressors with the courts and increasingly shrill rhetoric and ad hominem response to any intellectual discussion. Their ultimate aim is deconstruction of the Constitution so they can seize power permanently. ItÂ’s also about the easy money and all the ways to skim from the system. They have their friends and family create fancy sounding foundations or institutes and funnel earmarks into their pockets. They give defense and civil project money to corrupt organizations and corporations where it is funneled back to them and theirs. The republicans have a few bad apples but they are nothing near the democrats in sleaze and corruption. " "http://tinyurl.com/pllemgy

Posted by: Beto at September 09, 2013 05:08 PM (MhA4j)

176

"You'd have to peel her off and shake her out like a beach-towel until she got all of her dimensions back."

If I find ewok hair in my medicine cabinet one more time I swear...

Posted by: CAC at September 09, 2013 05:08 PM (SQxbd)

177 beto,
exactly.

Posted by: sneaky little five-eyes at September 09, 2013 05:10 PM (SwHqo)

178 sneaky, in this case i will Hope it doesn't work out for them.

Posted by: willow at September 09, 2013 05:11 PM (nqBYe)

179 173 We also have a SONIC Burger joint. I won't eat there because it's stupid. I want to eat good food, not play around in some stupid drive up thingamajig. Posted by: soothie at September 09, 2013 09:04 PM (/3LP+) There's a Sonic close to where I work. I put off going there for a long time because I wasn't interested in eating in my car, and the weather isn't always good for eating outside (if it's too hot, cold, or windy). But I finally did, and I like it. You can either sit at an outdoor table, eat in your car like an old-fashioned drive-in, or get takeout at the drive through window. I ended up asking an employee how the ordering system worked, and it's not bad once you get the hang of it. I like the food, and the strawberry limeade is awesome.

Posted by: rickl at September 09, 2013 05:16 PM (sdi6R)

180 Willow, you and me both.

I really believe that bs has a limited lifespan, and will eventually rot away, leaving truth exposed for all to see.   Though I have to say that a compliant mass media sure seems to extend that period beyond what seems reasonable.

Posted by: sneaky little five-eyes at September 09, 2013 05:17 PM (SwHqo)

181 So, we can haz pivotz back to jobz now, right?

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 09, 2013 05:18 PM (9MLX+)

182 Purp, yeah with the same outstanding results as the last 20 or 50 times we did that pivot.

Posted by: sneaky little five-eyes at September 09, 2013 05:21 PM (SwHqo)

183 something will be now owed.  i guess we'll find out

Putin is a cheap date -- all he really wants from this relationship is continued incompetence.  That's something Obama can deliver on.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 09, 2013 05:21 PM (9MLX+)

184 re: PM's daughter comments: distasteful and unfortunate

Posted by: MikeD at September 09, 2013 05:23 PM (tVjKO)

185 183 The flexibility he promised turns out to be the ability to kiss his own ass while his action have us tied in knots.

Posted by: Beto at September 09, 2013 05:24 PM (MhA4j)

186 I like the food, and the strawberry limeade is awesome.

Posted by: rickl at September 09, 2013 09:16 PM (sdi6R)

The Peanut Butter Bacon shake is a travesty.

Posted by: CAC at September 09, 2013 05:25 PM (SQxbd)

187 We have a Five Guys up here in MA. Any good?

I consider it to be outstanding, by far the best chain burger.  I grew up outside DC where the original 2-3 were located and the franchises produce the same quality product I remember from the first restaurants 20+ years ago.  That's good shit.

Fresh cut fries.  Delicious Burgers with what you want on em.  Clean, uncomplicated menu, and peanuts while you wait.  These guys learned something that people liked (they ritually win many of the local washingtonian magazine type best burger contests), and have stuck with it.

Nice to see one still open here in downtown Detroit.  I may be able to lay some smoke rounds in down there and make it to/from without getting shot too much.  Glad I have this 23rd floor perch from which to plot.

Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 09, 2013 05:27 PM (i6tRx)

188 http://invisiblecats.com/post/7424814331/invisible-waterslide

Posted by: SarahW at September 09, 2013 05:30 PM (LYwCh)

189 Amereekans...I will still respect your President.

In the morning.

Posted by: Vladimir "Stoneface" Putin at September 09, 2013 05:37 PM (MbQI+)

190 I love Sonic.  Any joint that serves tater tots is A-OK in my book.

Posted by: cool arrow at September 09, 2013 05:38 PM (WMsq+)

191 That Alyssa Milano vid was worth it if just for the cleavage. Oh, I mean way to go Alyssa! That'll shame Americans into paying more attention to important affairs no doubt!

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at September 09, 2013 05:40 PM (dvRYt)

192 >>I love Sonic. Any joint that serves tater tots is A-OK in my book. Posted by: cool arrow And, sometimes, sweet potato tots.

Posted by: Aviator at September 09, 2013 05:41 PM (DI+ja)

193 187 We have a Five Guys up here in MA. Any good? I consider it to be outstanding, by far the best chain burger. Posted by: akula51 at September 09, 2013 09:27 PM (i6tRx) I've eaten at Five Guys a couple of times, and they're good. But I really recommend Jake's Wayback Burger. That chain started in Delaware and has expanded through the Northeast and Central Atlantic area. They're reminiscent of an old-fashioned (non-chain) local burger joint. They have over a dozen flavors of milkshakes. There was one near me and I was starting to eat lunch there fairly frequently, but it closed. I miss it.

Posted by: rickl at September 09, 2013 05:44 PM (sdi6R)

194 Heh, this relatively simple molecule turns out to be an invisibility cloak against mosquitoes.

http://www.chemspider.com/Chemical-Structure.48024.html

The bad news - its MSDS sheet says its flammable, can burn skin and eyes, so you couldn't use it straight up, it'd need a lot of diluting.

The good news - I looked up the prices of 99% pure research quantities and even at the rapey prices they usually charge for those, its not all that expensive, so a commercial product should be pretty cheap

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 09, 2013 05:46 PM (9MLX+)

195

>>I love Sonic. Any joint that serves tater tots is A-OK in my book.
Posted by: cool arrow<<

 

they'll serve anybody

Posted by: Roy at September 09, 2013 06:03 PM (tiOTz)

196 You turds need to be reading Ace on twitter during the football game.

Posted by: mare at September 09, 2013 06:04 PM (A98Xu)

197 Shit, people actually read stuff on Twitter? 

I thought it was just for broadcasting stuff for others to read.  Hmmm...

Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 09, 2013 06:09 PM (i6tRx)

198 Just saw the tortoise Charlie Rose interviewed by Assad.

Posted by: panzernashorn at September 09, 2013 06:14 PM (MhA4j)

199 184 MikeD Lighten up, Francis.

Posted by: speedster1 on the iPad at September 09, 2013 06:25 PM (yeM7r)

200 tthat is rude bro

Posted by: Smittywood at September 09, 2013 06:27 PM (RlWsW)

201 Fuck hussein.

Posted by: Titanium at September 09, 2013 06:27 PM (zHWyo)

202 re: PM's daughter comments: distasteful and unfortunate


The Horde in a nutshell.

Pass the Kaboom!

Posted by: fluffy at September 09, 2013 06:30 PM (z9HTb)

203 You want the proof that this is no thoughtful, masterful, steely resolute move on Obama's part? If this was such a brilliant move, and such a great accomplishment---why did it take a Syrian civil war, 100,000 killed to date, and over 2000 killed by chemical weapons, for Obama to say "Give us your chemical weapons or we'll bomb you a little bit"?

He could have said that five years ago---say, have Hillary make the demand by phone, or then-Senator Kerry make the request over the hummus and olives at dinner, or have Pelosi ask him when she met him, or even Obama himself, who said he'd be dealing directly with these dictators. Maybe Anna Wintour could have passed along a note when she was profiling the glamorous Mrs. Assad.

And that's all he wants now: To get out of his blunder, and have something he can call an accomplishment (even if it was accomplished by Putin, and is not even verifiable). Something that, if this was Obama's brilliant idea and this is all he needs, he could have said five years ago, or any time during the civil war to date, for Christ's sake.

And all Obama's hoping to get is what Assad will say is "This is all we have, swearsies" from his chemical weapons stores, with the civil war continuing, and how many thousands more killed and how much longer with Assad in power. Give the UN some chemical weapons, say they're all you have (there sure as hell won't be any comprehensive and exhaustive inspections, nothing as rigorous even as the UNMOVIC and UNSCOM inspections in Iraq, as long as the war goes on and as long as Assad reigns), and you may go on with your mass murder. THAT won't change his calculus.

Posted by: D1st at September 09, 2013 06:31 PM (fIkHQ)

204 Those daughters are NOT sexy.  You want to know what is sexy?  My big, fat, floppy boobs.  Those daughters ain't got nothin. Now pay more attention to me.

Haters.

Posted by: Meghan McAcin at September 09, 2013 06:41 PM (oG53/)

205 204 Meggie Mac Not THAT'S "distasteful and unfortunate."

Posted by: speedster1 on the iPad at September 09, 2013 06:45 PM (yeM7r)

206 Not = Now. Sheesh.

Posted by: speedster1 on the iPad at September 09, 2013 06:46 PM (yeM7r)

207 If the Milano video was not clever in the least.

Posted by: Ken Royall at September 09, 2013 07:38 PM (meJKH)

208

Now, make a fist, like it's a microphone, and smack it against your forehead. That's your new name... an effing dickhead.

Posted by: Harry Lime at September 10, 2013 05:10 AM (/0B8l)

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