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July 12, 2013

The Morning After Sharknado News Dump
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1 first?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 12, 2013 05:29 AM (jjvz+)

2 Beautiful dog. sad panda.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 12, 2013 05:29 AM (jjvz+)

3 I wonder how much support Rand will get or if they'll call him a crazy isolationist.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 12, 2013 05:30 AM (jjvz+)

4 Hello? echo echo echo

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 12, 2013 05:31 AM (jjvz+)

5 Hmm, new thread smell...no sausages, how 'bout bacon?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at July 12, 2013 05:31 AM (kXoT0)

6 Is the new GZ thread

Maybe we can get an open GZ thread, asking nicely as to not upset the overlords.

Posted by: spypeach at July 12, 2013 05:31 AM (0n1+D)

7 Damn, the bad dog story made me cry.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at July 12, 2013 05:32 AM (kXoT0)

8 Re Nancy Grace, she is a friggin train wreck and her guests are often worse than she is. That said, I've been watching HLN, during the day, because they have gavel to gavel coverage of the trial. I turn it off when she comes on.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 12, 2013 05:33 AM (jjvz+)

Syrian Rebels Now Fighting Each Other

Good. Hope they kill each other, too.

House Republicans Crafting GOP Version Of Dream Act

Of course they are. Did anyone think they wouldn't?

Documents Reveal That Mircrosoft Let The NSA Bypass Customers' Encryption

*cough* Sharyl Atkisson, please pick up the white courtesy phone. Sharyl Atkisson, please pick up the white courtesy phone, thank you.

Indiana School Loses 300k Because Kids Won't Eat Michelle's Meals

You mean kids won't eat bland crap that leaves them hungry? Who knew!

App Encourages Outing of Gun Owners' Addresses

How about an app that encourages outing the addresses of the slutty vaginas who want to be able to kill their babies up to and including the end of their pregnancy? Like they wouldn't love a litle backdoor action.

59 Percent Support 20 Week Abortion Ban

And the other 41% can go straight to hell.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 12, 2013 05:34 AM (4df7R)

10 School officials in Carmel Clay, Ind., said they lost $300,000 last school year because students are rejecting the healthy menu changes brought on by First Lady Michelle ObamaÂ’s federal lunch regulations.

Live by the government hand outs die by the government hand outs

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 12, 2013 05:34 AM (1Jaio)

11 Is the new GZ thread *** Yes! It's linked above so that opens it up.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 12, 2013 05:35 AM (jjvz+)

12 I usually love Sowell's columns, but, that was weak. What caused this reversal he asks--RACE PIMPS RACE HUSTLING THE BEJEEEBUS OUT OF EVERY DAMN BODY AT ANY AND EVERY DAMN OPPORTUNITY.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at July 12, 2013 05:35 AM (kXoT0)

13 Nancy Grace is a self-absorbed cockholster. If you look in the dictionary next to "sourpuss," you see her picture.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 12, 2013 05:35 AM (4df7R)

14 You can carry on postal office parking lots? Is that good or bad, considering postal employees?

Posted by: EC at July 12, 2013 05:36 AM (GQ8sn)

15 Great. So the percentage of Floridians on food stamps has double since 2008. Way to go Mr. President.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 12, 2013 05:38 AM (jjvz+)

16 Can't we get a Zimmerman thread? It's effin closing and O'Mara is tearing it up.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at July 12, 2013 05:38 AM (codCi)

spypeach, consider my morning news dump thread and open thread. You're welcome to discuss whatever you'd like.

Posted by: Ben at July 12, 2013 05:39 AM (C2Y4l)

18 Power Glove FTW. I've been shopping for these things on Ebay but they're wicked expensive.

Posted by: zsasz at July 12, 2013 05:39 AM (MMC8r)

14 You can carry on postal office parking lots?

Is that good or bad, considering postal employees?

Good. Now we can defend ourselves from postal workers as long as we don't go right into their lair.

Posted by: Grey Fox at July 12, 2013 05:39 AM (sKuZd)

20 Computers never work when they're supposed to damn it. Be funny if he threw it down and kicked it and said "that lady's of the jury is ill will and spite"

Posted by: spypeach at July 12, 2013 05:40 AM (0n1+D)

21 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 12, 2013 09:34 AM (4df7R) AND Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 12, 2013 09:35 AM (4df7R) Examples of why you are our Poet Laureate.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at July 12, 2013 05:41 AM (oH+fb)

22 HELLLLOOOOO Furlough Friday. I sort of like sleeping in, but have a nervous twitchiness due to the fact that I should be at work.

Anyway, I told my wife last night that I would be watching a movie called Sharknado, and then explained the premise to her. Naturally she rolled her eyes in disbelief, but when the movie was ready to start,she sat down and watched the whole thing with me. I knew there was a reason I married her.

One disturbing thing though: the scene where Fin dumps gasoline in a pool and lights it to fry a big shark elicited a response. "That would never happen" in referring to the way the fire simply exploded, to which I had to ask, "really, that's the part that was to unrealistic for you?"

Posted by: pep at July 12, 2013 05:41 AM (6TB1Z)

23 Fapping in the Lincoln Tunnel? Let those who never fapped while driving in a tunnel, cast the first stone.

Posted by: EC at July 12, 2013 05:41 AM (GQ8sn)

24 App Encourages Outing of Gun Owners' Addresses Depending on the state & how the info was acquired, it could also carry hefty "pound in the ass prison" time.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2013 05:42 AM (MJFVz)

25 And the other 41% can go straight to hell. 30% oppose. 11% believe saying 'I don't know' makes you a thinker.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 12, 2013 05:43 AM (le5Zp)

26 One disturbing thing though: the scene where Fin dumps gasoline in a pool and lights it to fry a big shark elicited a response. "That would never happen" in referring to the way the fire simply exploded, to which I had to ask, "really, that's the part that was to unrealistic for you?"

Posted by: pep at July 12, 2013 09:41 AM (6TB1Z)

The willing suspension of disbelief can only go so far.

Posted by: buzzion at July 12, 2013 05:43 AM (LI48c)

27 Could the Obama's be any more tone deaf about the middle class than they are about eating habits and nutrition? Does a Sasquatch crave Jack Link's beef jerky?

Posted by: Fritz at July 12, 2013 05:44 AM (UzPAd)

28 One disturbing thing though: the scene where Fin dumps gasoline in a pool and lights it to fry a big shark elicited a response. "That would never happen" in referring to the way the fire simply exploded, to which I had to ask, "really, that's the part that was to unrealistic for you?" Posted by: pep at July 12, 2013 09:41 AM (6TB1Z) lol

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at July 12, 2013 05:44 AM (8JJ6O)

29 EqualForce ‏@EqlF1 now Enter to Win a Springfield Armory XDS 9MM 7 1 at http://equalforce.net from Gallery of Guns.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 12, 2013 05:45 AM (jjvz+)

30 I don't always saw my way out of a shark's gut, but when I do, I prefer to have a big-breasted hottie there to watch.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 12, 2013 05:45 AM (qbVkk)

31 SyFy's movie plan after the glory that was "Sharknado" should look like this. Next movie: "Piranaha-nado" Sort of the "Empire Strikes Back" of ichthyological based weather phenomena. Then- "Sharknado VS Piranha-nado" The "Return of the Jedi" and "Pacific Rim" of IBWP With Tara Reid fighting the aforementioned 'Nados in a Mecha-suit made from used propane canisters. A three-way steel cage match of pure awesome! Okay, SyFy let's make this happen.

Posted by: Victimman, The Most Powerful Victim in the Universe! at July 12, 2013 05:45 AM (ZR4Xh)

32 So when to the PETA start the 'End Cruelty To Sharks" protest. And what celebrity will be the first swear off shark clothes and pose nude?

Posted by: George Orwell at July 12, 2013 05:46 AM (Vv4Go)

33 I've been wearing a Power Glove for years,, heee-heeee-chum onnn,,

Posted by: Zombie Micheal Jackson at July 12, 2013 05:46 AM (GQ72I)

34 re: the transit driver puling one off John Durso Jr., a spokesman for NJ Transit, called SimpsonÂ’s conduct Â“disturbing and grossly irresponsible.Â”

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at July 12, 2013 05:46 AM (8JJ6O)

35 Once you've rode the Sharknado you never walk, nor talk the same again....

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 12, 2013 05:47 AM (LRFds)

36 Forget sharks. We need some east coast loving -

SQUATCHQUAKE: BIGFOOTING THE BIG APPLE

Posted by: Fritz at July 12, 2013 05:48 AM (UzPAd)

37 Anyone here use tritium iron sights on an AR-15 platform?

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 12, 2013 05:48 AM (LRFds)

re: the transit driver puling one off

John Durso Jr., a spokesman for NJ Transit, called SimpsonÂ’s conduct Â“disturbing and grossly irresponsible.Â”

Yes, one must keep both hands on the wheel at all times.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 12, 2013 05:48 AM (BAS5M)

39 34 re: the transit driver puling one off

John Durso Jr., a spokesman for NJ Transit, called SimpsonÂ’s conduct Â“disturbing and grossly irresponsible.Â”

To which the union's prescribed response will be training and counseling, not dismissal.

Posted by: pep at July 12, 2013 05:49 AM (6TB1Z)

40 # This Is One Of The Reasons I Haven't Watched Cable News In Eight Months --- Nancy Grace is an ignorant shrill bitch. The whole Chris Benoit clusterfuck is a case that pointed out exactly how ignorant about the subject matter she really was. # App Encourages Outing of Gun Owners' Addresses --- I need to find that pic of the gun owner putting a giant sign pointing to his asshole anti-gun neighbor's house trumpeting that position. # Indiana School Loses 300k Because Kids Won't Eat Michelle's Meals --- The term "Michelle's Meals" is misleading. This is the meals that follow her program. What she actually eats wouldn't cause the kids to refuse to eat. # House Republicans Crafting GOP Version Of Dream Act --- Stuck on stupid... don't put up a bill like this because we'll get completely fucked in the conference committee. # Federal Government Now Endorses Soft Bigotry Of Low Expectations --- The sad thing is that the black community will probably trumpet this as a success, as it means another few generations of welfare queens instead of people who can actually contribute to society. # Rand Paul Introduced Legislation To End Aid To Egypt --- Right idea, wrong time. This should have been done when the MB was still in power, not when they've been deposed by every single other group in the country and are about to get curb-stomped by the army. # Syrian Rebels Now Fighting Each Other --- "Brothers, we need to struggle together!" "We ARE struggling together!" "I meant against the common foe." "The Judean People's Front?!?" "No, the Romans!" "Oh, yeah...

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at July 12, 2013 05:49 AM (a3iAA)

App Encourages Outing of Gun Owners' Addresses

Likely reduces the likelihood of crime at those locations? Also increases the number of cash transactions between private individuals.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 12, 2013 05:50 AM (B2fm1)

42 Iron rusts in sea water.

Posted by: Shar-15 Platform -the shark-based rifle at July 12, 2013 05:50 AM (ZR4Xh)

43 We NEED a Zimmerman open thread. This opening argument is great. Although, to be fair, a retarded squirrel could make a better case than the prosecution with this evidence.

Posted by: TenthJustice at July 12, 2013 05:51 AM (ut7jP)

44 That would never happen" in referring to the way the fire simply exploded, to which I had to ask, "really, that's the part that was to unrealistic for you?" The complete lack of Ponzu sauce and a good Pinot Gris

Posted by: Polly at July 12, 2013 05:51 AM (iZFTd)

45 App Encourages Outing of Gun Owners' Addresses I'd start lighting up houses of known libs.

Posted by: EC at July 12, 2013 05:51 AM (GQ8sn)

46 John Durso Jr., a spokesman for NJ Transit, called SimpsonÂ’s conduct Â“disturbing and grossly irresponsible.Â” So why isn't this protected behavior like all the other shit we're constantly told is 'enlightened?'

Posted by: zsasz at July 12, 2013 05:51 AM (MMC8r)

47 Zimmerman Final Jury Instructions:......... On this date July 12th 2013 The jury is hereby instructed in the case of Zimmerman Vs. Florida The Jury is hereby instructed the following. The White Hispanic Shall hereby be referred to henceforth as George Zimmerman or (GZ) GZ is Guilty of 1st, 2nd, and third degree murder. Manslaughter, Child abuse, Littering, Jaywalking, Abandonment of vehicle, Expired registration, The Lindbergh baby kidnapping, and in general just being a creepy ass cracker. Failure to follow these instructions could lead to your house being burnt down. Failure to do so as well means you are obviously a racist as well. The Judge thanks you for your service.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 12, 2013 05:51 AM (vndrU)

48 7 Amazing Scenes From Sharknado

Hmm, none of these featured Tara Reid in a wet tank top. Maybe this movie is not all it's cracked up to be.

Posted by: Waterhouse at July 12, 2013 05:52 AM (pEz1z)

49 pep that union class is full so he'll be on paid leave for the next yr waiting an opening

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at July 12, 2013 05:52 AM (8JJ6O)

50 So why isn't this protected behavior like all the other shit we're constantly told is 'enlightened?' Posted by: zsasz at July 12, 2013 09:51 AM (MMC8r) Really. The morning fap is sacred.

Posted by: EC at July 12, 2013 05:52 AM (GQ8sn)

51 App Encourages Outing of Gun Owners' Addresses

Is there a variant of that app for Texas? I think there might not be any guns in one of the houses on my street.

Posted by: SpongeBob ReaverSaget at July 12, 2013 05:53 AM (epxV4)

52 "Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 12, 2013 09:34 AM"

Thought of you and your epic rants as I was watching this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7NRCkxivwo

If you're not familiar with AFT, sit back, click anything that features Ranger, and enjoy the expletive-laden goodness.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 12, 2013 05:53 AM (knoK7)

53 Federal Government Now Endorses Soft Bigotry Of Low Expectations

From the article:
The issue of race is clearly still entangling a society that likes to think of itself as post-racial.

I really like WRM's writing, but he punted on this one. I'm not entangled, and we need to stop using these palliative euphemisms to discuss the problem, which is a black American culture that substitutes victimology and aggression for achievement.

Posted by: pep at July 12, 2013 05:54 AM (6TB1Z)

54 43 We NEED a Zimmerman open thread. This opening argument is great. Although, to be fair, a retarded squirrel could make a better case than the prosecution with this evidence.

Posted by: TenthJustice at July 12, 2013 09:51 AM (ut7jP)

A retarded squirrel would have known there was no reason to bring this case to trial.

Posted by: buzzion at July 12, 2013 05:54 AM (LI48c)

55 Really. The morning fap is sacred Sacred? Do you perform to Gregorian chant?

Posted by: Polly at July 12, 2013 05:54 AM (iZFTd)

56 # You Can Now Bear Arms In A Post Office Parking Lot --- I'm surprised this wasn't legalized in the mid-90s when "going postal" became a term for workplace shootings. # Islam's Civil War Moves To Egypt --- Not necessarily a bad thing. # Zimmerman Trial: Defense Closing Arguments Live --- I find playing the prosecution's closing argument for them may be enough for the defense to say "they have no case". # Egypt's Deep State Dilemma --- It's a case of "devil you know vs. devil you don't". The devil you know, which was Mubarak, wasn't perfect but was a lot fucking better than the devil they didn't know, which was Morsi and his MB asshole allies. The new state may be far from perfect but I think that the distancing of the MB from the rest of the Egyptian population will have positive effects. # NJ Transit Drive Caught Masturbating While Driving Through The Lincoln Tunnel --- Did he keep backing up and driving into the tunnel? # Someone Made A Documentary About Nintendo's Power Glove --- "The Power Glove... it's so rad!" Yeah, not so much.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at July 12, 2013 05:55 AM (a3iAA)

57 was he fapping? or was he fap fapping?

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at July 12, 2013 05:55 AM (8JJ6O)

58 Could the Obama's be any more tone deaf about the middle class than they are about eating habits and nutrition?

I wouldn't call teens who can drive their BMWs to Panera for lunch every day "middle class."

How much money has Indianapolis Public Schools lost on her orders? How many of the little city kids whose shit-head parent can't even be bothered to make them a PBJ on Saturdays are going hungry because their free lunch of 1/4 c. jicama with 1tsp lo-fat ranch dip is unpalatable and unfilling? That would be more interesting..."Look, poor city people, you want to believe they care about your but truly, look at how they don't give a shit about you."

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at July 12, 2013 05:56 AM (/kI1Q)

59 The blog's coverage of the zimmerman thing makes me feel optimistic he won't be convicted, but this blog's coverage about the 2012 election made me optimistic too and that didn't turn out so well

Posted by: SB at July 12, 2013 05:56 AM (PgqzU)

60 we need to stop using these palliative euphemisms to discuss the problem, which is a black American culture that substitutes victimology and aggression for achievement. When it's all you got, you go with what you know.

Posted by: Polly at July 12, 2013 05:56 AM (iZFTd)

61 If you're not familiar with AFT, sit back, click anything that features Ranger, and enjoy the expletive-laden goodness.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 12, 2013 09:53 AM (knoK7)

Awwwww. Darn it, i can't get to YouTube from work! I'll have to remember to check it out when I get home.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 12, 2013 05:56 AM (4df7R)

62 A retarded squirrel would have known there was no reason to bring this case to trial. --- The next new TV show... "Are You Smarter Than A Retarded Squirrel?", where the average person on Facebook or Twitter has to answer questions to see if they are, in fact, smarter than a retarded squirrel.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at July 12, 2013 05:57 AM (a3iAA)

63 42 Shar-15 Shark Based RIfle,

Everything rusts with sharks.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 12, 2013 05:57 AM (LRFds)

64 Do you perform to Gregorian chant? Posted by: Polly at July 12, 2013 09:54 AM (iZFTd) Burn some incense too.

Posted by: EC at July 12, 2013 05:57 AM (GQ8sn)

65 Soon that Indiana school district will call down upon itself the wrath of Mooch, FNOUS (First Nutritionist of the United State), self-appointed, self-credentialed and smarter than all of us.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars[/i][/b][/s] at July 12, 2013 05:57 AM (89ILT)

Rick Perry To Visit Israel

Sounds like somebody's laying the groundwork for a presidential run. . .

Posted by: Big Ass Fucking Spider at July 12, 2013 05:58 AM (zF6Iw)

was he fapping? or was he fap fapping?

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at July 12, 2013 09:55 AM (8JJ6O)

Maybe he was faux-fapping?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 12, 2013 05:58 AM (4df7R)

68 62 Brandon in BR,

or for ease of syndication "Are You Smarter than Ray Nagin?"

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 12, 2013 05:58 AM (LRFds)

69 Off topic, Mary Katherine Ham is Teh Hawt!

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 12, 2013 05:59 AM (vndrU)

70 That silent moment was a frickin' killer.

Posted by: RWC at July 12, 2013 05:59 AM (fWAjv)

71 Good job Mr. O'mara. Putting the shit back on Traytable. He had four minutes to get home, 300ft away, apparently instead, he decided to confront Zimmerman.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 12, 2013 05:59 AM (XIxXP)

72 Off topic, Mary Katherine Ham is Teh Hawt! Posted by: Minnfidel at July 12, 2013 09:59 AM (vndrU) Yes she is. She is with child too.

Posted by: EC at July 12, 2013 05:59 AM (GQ8sn)

73 Thomas Sowell used the same word in response to the Rasmussen Racism Poll that I did in describing my own reaction the other day - startling.

I've suspected for a long time that the man was reading my comments and stealing my ideas.

........this is EXACTLY why I didn't like to share when I was a kid......

Posted by: ontherocks at July 12, 2013 05:59 AM (vW6wR)

Rick Perry To Visit Israel

Oh yeah. He's running. It's probably too much to hope he'll run as a new party candidate instead of GOP. I'm really, REALLY sick of voting for Republicans. I'll do it if I have to.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 12, 2013 06:00 AM (4df7R)

75 I know this is weird but I don't think I would have put Zimmerman in a dark suit today. I would have chose something more neutral/softer....

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 12, 2013 06:01 AM (X6akg)

76 15 minute recess during the defense's closing arguments. MOM is letting what he just said have time to sink in. What what TM doing for those four minutes before the kfight started?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 12, 2013 06:01 AM (BAS5M)

77 68 62 Brandon in BR, or for ease of syndication "Are You Smarter than Ray Nagin?" --- Shit... I'd go with "Are You Smarter Than Choke Lumubaba?" or "Are You Smarter Than 'Dedee' Slaughter?" Some of the stupidity that Nagin gets blamed for is the fault of Kathleen Blanco. He owns the whole Willy Nagin And The Chocolate City bullshit though.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at July 12, 2013 06:01 AM (a3iAA)

78 Maybe he was faux-fapping? Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 12, 2013 09:58 AM (4df7R) could he have been scratching? or adjusting? or was it out and about? large and in charge?

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at July 12, 2013 06:01 AM (8JJ6O)

79 74 MWR,

I'm sick of voting for Rockerfeller Wing Republicans.

I'm sick of the Republican brand not standing up for its history defending freedom and being the party of the free market.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 12, 2013 06:01 AM (LRFds)

80 Oh yeah. He's running. It's probably too much to hope he'll run as a new party candidate instead of GOP. I'm really, REALLY sick of voting for Republicans. I'll do it if I have to. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 12, 2013 10:00 AM (4df7R) I guess he's better than Romney, but instead of starting a flame war, I'll just say, He's not all that. He's half a good conservative candidate.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 12, 2013 06:01 AM (XIxXP)

81 We will not allow facts about St. Skittles on my show, no sir, no way now how.

Posted by: Nancy Grace at July 12, 2013 06:02 AM (Aif/5)

82 The way to beat that app is to just start marking everyone's house as having a gun.

Posted by: Crashpanic at July 12, 2013 06:03 AM (jWakl)

83 77 Brandon in BR,

Are You Smarter Than Kathleen Blanco would bankrupt the producers, given DeDe Jeantel is smarter....

ie a low, low, low bar...

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 12, 2013 06:03 AM (LRFds)

84 App Encourages Outing of Gun Owners' Addresses I'd start lighting up houses of known libs. AFTER cross contamination of the known sex offender registry.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2013 06:03 AM (MJFVz)

85 Soon that Indiana school district will call down upon itself the wrath of Mooch, FNOUS (First Nutritionist of the United State), self-appointed, self-credentialed and smarter than all of us.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 12, 2013..........True story, my 10 year old daughter came home early in the school year and I asked how her day was and her instant reply was. I don't like Michelle Obama. Trying to hide my smile I asked why? She said, "Because she took away my egg roll and I was still hungry after lunch" . So I gave her a cookie Do NOT mess with a 10 year old's lunch!

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 12, 2013 06:03 AM (vndrU)

86 So that idiotic app? Can we just mark Chicago and be done with it? From what I can tell, anyone can mark anything and say anything at all. I love the whole oh they disappear after a short time thing. Right, so the purposes of this is what, exactly? This is trolling, plain and simple. From what it looks like, anyone can mark anything about anyone else. So, you know, it should be possible to mark addresses on an entire town. Not that I would advocate crowd sourcing a collapse of the app. That would be wrong. Also people who use white text on a black background shall be staked to the upcoming multifunction fire.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 12, 2013 06:03 AM (VtjlW)

87 AFTER cross contamination of the known sex offender registry. Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2013 10:03 AM (MJFVz) Oh, that's FKN evil. I like it.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 12, 2013 06:04 AM (XIxXP)

88 Janet Napolitano to resign today. Reuters.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 12, 2013 06:04 AM (hNoaE)

89 I know this is weird but I don't think I would have put Zimmerman in a dark suit today. I would have chose something more neutral/softer.... ------ Well, in a case oversaturated with racial stupidity, maybe they were trying to make him look "darker" to appeal to, well, imbeciles.

Posted by: TenthJustice at July 12, 2013 06:04 AM (ut7jP)

90 @KBelichWFTV The state does not look happy and neither do the Martins. We are in break.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 12, 2013 06:04 AM (X6akg)

91 http://tinyurl.com/kq7c6lk

Fascinating Reflex Sight System I may have to field test for the horde...

I'm debating on whether to build the boy his rifle or remodel my build.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 12, 2013 06:04 AM (LRFds)

92 I watched about 30 seconds of Sharknado yesterday. I turned it off when I began to feel my ability to do arithmetic rapidly fading away.

Posted by: eman at July 12, 2013 06:04 AM (AO9UG)

93 88 Janet Napolitano to resign today. Reuters. Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 12, 2013 10:04 AM (hNoaE) wow.....wonder what she's going to fuck up next

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at July 12, 2013 06:05 AM (8JJ6O)

>>>Let those who never fapped while driving in a tunnel, cast the first stone.

*KLONK*

Posted by: Bigby's First Stonecasting Hands at July 12, 2013 06:05 AM (3ZtZW)

95 86 AlexTheChick,

the purpose is to increase the probability that the firearm owner is burglarized...

that's about it...

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 12, 2013 06:05 AM (LRFds)

96 88 Janet Napolitano to resign today. Reuters.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 12, 2013 10:04 AM (hNoaE)

wow.....wonder what she's going to fuck up next

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at July 12, 2013 10:05 AM ..................I heard she's headlining Lilith Fair.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 12, 2013 06:05 AM (vndrU)

97 I watched about 30 seconds of Sharknado yesterday.

You weren't drunk enough.

Posted by: Adam at July 12, 2013 06:05 AM (Aif/5)

98 wow.....wonder what she's going to fuck up next

How are they going to find a bigger, less competent bully to replace her? That bar's pretty high.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at July 12, 2013 06:05 AM (/kI1Q)

99 AFTER cross contamination of the known sex offender registry. Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2013 10:03 AM (MJFVz) Oh, that's FKN evil. I like it. I'm a dick like that.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2013 06:06 AM (MJFVz)

100 @NewsBreaker 23s BREAKING: Janet Napolitano, Homeland Security chief, to become president of University of California system

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 12, 2013 06:06 AM (X6akg)

101 How are they going to find a bigger, less competent bully to replace her? That bar's pretty high. *** Ahem

Posted by: Angela Corey at July 12, 2013 06:06 AM (jjvz+)

102 Big sis resigning? Sounds like some incompetence about to come out

Posted by: Thunderb at July 12, 2013 06:06 AM (zOTsN)

103 83 77 Brandon in BR, Are You Smarter Than Kathleen Blanco would bankrupt the producers, given DeDe Jeantel is smarter.... ie a low, low, low bar... --- A neighbor of my parents had to deal with her on some board in his capacity as a CPA before she reached state-level politics and knew she was fucking dim then. He wondered how she ever got to be Lt. Governor and Governor of the state.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at July 12, 2013 06:07 AM (a3iAA)

104 88 Janet Napolitano to resign today. Reuters. Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 12, 2013 10:04 AM (hNoaE) Did not see that coming. Let the conspriricies begin.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 12, 2013 06:07 AM (XIxXP)

105 Zimmerman will probably be convicted. Comments and beliefs of the Moron Horde aside, the public pressure on those jurors must be ENORMOUS. If they were six Steely - eyed tough guys, I could almost see acquittal. But six woman? They are all looking at Trayvon as if he was their kid. Not a perfect kid, but maybe just like theirs. If they acquit, their lives will be turned upside down.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense ...... at July 12, 2013 06:07 AM (RFeQD)

106 How are they going to find a bigger, less competent bully to replace her? That bar's pretty high.

Tanned, rested and ready

Posted by: Janet Reno at July 12, 2013 06:07 AM (6TB1Z)

107 the purpose is to increase the probability that the firearm owner is burglarized...

that's about it...

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 12, 2013 10:05 AM................There lack of logic as usual is laughable if it weren't so serious. These genius don't realize that the ones who would steal guns are the exact people who would harm them. They apparently downloaded the idiot app.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 12, 2013 06:07 AM (vndrU)

108 102 Big sis resigning? Sounds like some incompetence about to come out --- Maybe they've revealed that it wasn't just her underlings who were sexually harassing the employees.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at July 12, 2013 06:07 AM (a3iAA)

109 @NewsBreaker 23s BREAKING: Janet Napolitano, Homeland Security chief, to become president of University of California system Posted by: Tami at July 12, 2013 10:06 AM (X6akg) And the Seventh Seal is opened here in CA.

Posted by: eman at July 12, 2013 06:08 AM (AO9UG)

110 Did not see that coming. Let the conspriricies begin. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 She got a real deal on new dildo and can't wait to try it out, in the Lincoln Tunnel.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense ...... at July 12, 2013 06:08 AM (RFeQD)

111 Janet Napolitano to resign today. Reuters. Doesn't want to have to put down St. Trayvon Protests.

Posted by: zsasz at July 12, 2013 06:08 AM (MMC8r)

112 Using DHS to target Tea Party and vets and not islamacists like the Boston bombers

Posted by: Thunderb at July 12, 2013 06:08 AM (zOTsN)

113 105 reader CJ Burch,

so the lesson the NAACP and DoJ want to teach is threats of violence work...

hey not a problem, I can exert my will a lot easier that way than convincing folk not to vote free shit...

"trust me"

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 12, 2013 06:08 AM (LRFds)

114 WRT gun owner's app - crap like that is subject to Cloward-Piven style overwhelming of false data

Posted by: Bigby's First Stonecasting Hands at July 12, 2013 06:08 AM (3ZtZW)

115 Ahhh...the bat dog was too weak to carry his last bat. Well, he had 13 great years ans appeared to enjoy his job very much especially the meet and greet. He was even interviewed by Japanese media. Thank you, Chase, for all the joy you've brought us.

Posted by: Shark Cracka! at July 12, 2013 06:08 AM (cjFRv)

116 ah the uc system is already fucked up.......but she will find a way to make it even worse!!!!!! yeah!!!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at July 12, 2013 06:09 AM (8JJ6O)

117

Is it wrong to be angry at the cable news nets for ignoring (what they consider) real news for wall-to-wall coverage of this trial? Bottom line, if Zimmerman had a Hispanic name to go along with his heritage, this would never be the media specter the networks are turning it in to...

I could hardly care less about it.

Also, Fox just ran with the Big Sis resignation...

Posted by: Tony253 at July 12, 2013 06:09 AM (3yMFT)

118 Hilary told me no more scissoring so I'm going home.

Posted by: Janet Napolitano at July 12, 2013 06:09 AM (Aif/5)

119 And the Seventh Seal is opened here in CA.

Truly. Plus, a pig just lapped the SR-71.

Posted by: pep at July 12, 2013 06:09 AM (6TB1Z)

120 could he have been scratching? or adjusting? or was it out and about? large and in charge?

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at July 12, 2013 10:01 AM (8JJ6O)

These are questions that an investigative journalist would ask. Which goes to show how uninvestigative most modern journalists are.

Was he at least mildly attractive? That's MY question.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 12, 2013 06:09 AM (4df7R)

121 105 Zimmerman will probably be convicted. Comments and beliefs of the Moron Horde aside, the public pressure on those jurors must be ENORMOUS. If they were six Steely - eyed tough guys, I could almost see acquittal. But six woman? They are all looking at Trayvon as if he was their kid. Not a perfect kid, but maybe just like theirs. If they acquit, their lives will be turned upside down. --- I'm thinking 5-1 hung jury in favor of acquittal, which is supposedly the "worst case scenario" for the defense given how the jurors were acting toward the prosecution. If the jury is hung, they can't "officially" let people know what the vote was other than it wasn't unanimous, and it goes back to the state whether to bring the matter to trial again.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at July 12, 2013 06:09 AM (a3iAA)

122

Janet Napolitano to resign today. Reuters.

Obama administration to MFM:

"Pay no attention to that little kerfuffle that's taking place in Florida today...."

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at July 12, 2013 06:10 AM (ADnWI)

123 107 Minnfidel,

Well the thing is you have to go out sometimes, and if things get anarchial enough or racially charged jury actions become "the new normal..."

fuck I'm happy not thinking about the left's idiocy.

I don't see myself making it to my 70s without all hell breaking loose nationally around me...

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 12, 2013 06:10 AM (LRFds)

124 They are all looking at Trayvon as if he was their kid. Not a perfect kid, but maybe just like theirs. *** They are women who have probably laid awake at night wondering if that strange noise was some punk breaking in. They are women who have probably worried about that young fella crossing to their side of the street in the night. They are women who have seen punks hanging out on the street corner, cursing with all their might. To suggest that women only see the world through the prism of motherhood is absurd.

Posted by: Angela Corey at July 12, 2013 06:10 AM (jjvz+)

125 "Awwwww. Darn it, i can't get to YouTube from work! I'll have to remember to check it out when I get home. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 12, 2013 09:56 AM"

A few suggestions: Anything with Honey Badger in the title, The Best Buy UFC Incident, Mexican Thunderdome, or Brazilian Rainforest Monkey Battle. As all my fellow former military 'rons and 'ettes will attest to, we've all served with these guys at one time or another.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 12, 2013 06:10 AM (knoK7)

126 The sacrificial mutton for Surveillance-gate, but nobody will mention that. It's only for the history books. Will provide the closing chapter in a book about Obama overcoming the surveillance scandal.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 12, 2013 06:10 AM (qbVkk)

127 Napolitano to resign! Hooray! Now we can get some other douchebag and/or stupid fuckhead to attack our civil liberties and treat us all as criminals. Yay!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 12, 2013 06:10 AM (4df7R)

128 Fascinating Reflex Sight System I may have to field test for the horde... Pretty spiffy looking.

Posted by: EC at July 12, 2013 06:11 AM (GQ8sn)

129 BREAKING: Janet Napolitano, Homeland Security chief, to become president of University of California system
Posted by: Tami at July 12, 2013 10:06 AM (X6akg)

And the Seventh Seal is opened here in CA.

Posted by: eman at July 12, 2013 10:08 AM.........................A perfect fit. Sorry as you live there, but suck it CA. Enjoy.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 12, 2013 06:11 AM (vndrU)

130 off sock

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 12, 2013 06:11 AM (jjvz+)

131 Splitting that shark in two was great cinema.

Posted by: Shark Cracka! at July 12, 2013 06:11 AM (cjFRv)

132 Big Sis quit? I'm sure TFG will find someone worse.

Posted by: Infidel at July 12, 2013 06:11 AM (O/fK8)

133 If the jury is hung, they can't "officially" let people know what the vote was other than it wasn't unanimous, and it goes back to the state whether to bring the matter to trial again. Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at July 12, 2013 10:09 AM (a3iAA) So, Will a hung jury bring riots?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 12, 2013 06:11 AM (XIxXP)

134 She just went through the revolving door from government to academia.There are several of those revolving doors of course.Academia,the press,lobbyists,defense companies,think tanks etc.It's good to be in the overclass.

Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2013 06:11 AM (9XBK2)

135
Janet Napolitano, Homeland Security chief, to become president of University of California system
Posted by: Tami

Wonder how she convinced her husband to move all the way out here.....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 12, 2013 06:11 AM (kdS6q)

136 114 Bigby's First Stonecasting Hands,

It's the kind of activity a Moron Horde PAC could really have fun with...

basically I'm thinking the right needs to embrace disruptive civil disobedience.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 12, 2013 06:11 AM (LRFds)

137 To suggest that women only see the world through the prism of motherhood is absurd.

Crazy talk.

Posted by: Barbara Boxer at July 12, 2013 06:11 AM (/kI1Q)

138 One disturbing thing though: the scene where Fin dumps gasoline in a pool and lights it to fry a big shark elicited a response. "That would never happen" in referring to the way the fire simply exploded, to which I had to ask, "really, that's the part that was to unrealistic for you?" Posted by: pep at July 12, 2013 09:41 AM (6TB1Z) I love reading some of the humorless scolds commenting about various scientific implausibilities and what an utter waste of time, etc. etc. It's called Sharknado. Shark. Nado. The fact that the law of gravity intermittently was followed as far more than I figured would ever happen. This is one of those things that if you have to start off by asking why the hell would anyone make this or watch this, you don't get it. *nosepresses* Is it Pacific Rim time nao? How about . . . nao?

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 12, 2013 06:12 AM (VtjlW)

139 Wonder how she convinced her husband to move all the way out here..... Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 12, 2013 10:11 AM (kdS6q) psssstttttt.....laurie.......she is the husband.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at July 12, 2013 06:12 AM (8JJ6O)

140 Nap had to resign after her sex tape with Janet Reno surfaced on TMZ.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 12, 2013 06:12 AM (vndrU)

141 133 If the jury is hung, they can't "officially" let people know what the vote was other than it wasn't unanimous, and it goes back to the state whether to bring the matter to trial again. Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at July 12, 2013 10:09 AM (a3iAA) So, Will a hung jury bring riots? --- Not sure. It's less likely to bring riots than an acquittal will, but I think it depends on whether the state comes out and says "we'll try him again!" vs "we can't win this shit-sandwich case."

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at July 12, 2013 06:13 AM (a3iAA)

142 If it's a hung jury, and it goes to retrial, the Defense will mist likely be able to get in lots of the evidence that Nelson excluded, like the hidden texts. I think that if it hangs, that's it. The State did the best they could with what they had, which was basically nothing.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at July 12, 2013 06:13 AM (codCi)

143 My impression of women is that they are perfectly happy to pick the middle ground on any controversy. Therefore, they will pick manslaughter. Zim will sit in prison for 5 years while they whole case gets overturned on appeal. And will probably receive a beating at every opportunity to do so by other prisoners.

Posted by: UWP at July 12, 2013 06:13 AM (r98SZ)

144 But six woman? They are all looking at Trayvon as if he was their kid. Not a perfect kid, but maybe just like theirs. But six woman? They are all looking at Trayvon as if he was the thug. Not a kid, but maybe just like the one to break into their home. While. They. Were. Home. Cuts both ways. Traytable was a thug & Jorge was the trashman.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2013 06:13 AM (MJFVz)

145 128 EC,

The only cons on it thus far are it is very light dependent, BUT "battery free" ass in a nice tight maglight for low light and voila....

Wife wants to try one....she had a hard time learning to use the ACOG.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 12, 2013 06:13 AM (LRFds)

146 George = fought city hall and the SFPD over a homeless man getting beat up. Trademark = filmed and acted as a lookout while his friends beat up a homeless man

Posted by: Shark Cracka! at July 12, 2013 06:13 AM (cjFRv)

147 So, Will a hung jury bring riots? *** I suspect a guilty verdict would also cause riots. They are looking for an excuse.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 12, 2013 06:13 AM (jjvz+)

148 In Sharknado there is a scene where a man slaps a 1000-pound shark aside with a metal chair. Noted for future reference.

Posted by: eman at July 12, 2013 06:14 AM (AO9UG)

149 137 Barbara Boxer,

Dead on, Bill we need another kid stat go to China!

//Hillary!

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 12, 2013 06:14 AM (LRFds)

150 So Big Sis announces her retirement, effective immediately, today, Friday.
Out of the blue.

Allrighty then.....nothing to see here.
Move along.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 12, 2013 06:14 AM (SKl4m)

151 If they acquit, their lives will be turned upside down. Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at July 12, 2013 10:09 AM (a3iAA)

Agreed. I am a single woman, I would like to think that I would have the courage to vote for an acquittal on all counts...but...

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at July 12, 2013 06:14 AM (kXoT0)

152 I suspect a guilty verdict would also cause riots. They are looking for an excuse. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 12, 2013 10:13 AM (jjvz+) Yeah, the utes have already been casing the electronics and footwear store selecting their spoils.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 12, 2013 06:14 AM (XIxXP)

153 If it's a hung jury, and it goes to retrial, the Defense will mist likely be able to get in lots of the evidence that Nelson excluded, like the hidden texts. *** The next jury, at last some of them, will have seen those texts and pics on t.v.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 12, 2013 06:14 AM (jjvz+)

154 I'm thinking the right needs to embrace disruptive civil disobedience.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 12, 2013 10:11 AM..................Notice that nobody is worried about Zimmerman's supporters rioting? Wonder why that is, hmmmmm. End sarcasm.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 12, 2013 06:15 AM (vndrU)

155 The only cons on it thus far are it is very light dependent, BUT "battery free" ass in a nice tight maglight for low light and voila.... Wife wants to try one....she had a hard time learning to use the ACOG. Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 12, 2013 10:13 AM (LRFds) So are all iron sights. So? How much nighttime gunfighting are you doing with IR lasers and NVG's? Which ACOG do you have?

Posted by: EC at July 12, 2013 06:15 AM (GQ8sn)

156 Zimmerman will probably be convicted....If they acquit, their lives will be turned upside down. If they convict, the criminal justice system will be exposed as a farce. There is hope; I have heard that at least two on the panel have CC licenses.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 12, 2013 06:15 AM (57bzg)

157

So, Will a hung jury bring riots?

-- Yes, but so will the sun setting in the west

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at July 12, 2013 06:15 AM (R8hU8)

158 They are all looking at Trayvon as if he was their kid. Not a perfect kid, but maybe just like theirs. I thought about this and I'm sure more than one was turned off by St. Trayvon's choice of beverages. But one things is that they are far more likely to identify with GZ than TM. If you're a woman and you notice a guy following you, what do you do? Walk faster. You wouldn't relate to the desire to teach the mall cop a lesson. If you're a woman and you notice a guy meandering about your neighborhood, what do you do? Call the cops. Maybe keep an eye on him to see that he doesn't hurt your kids or somebody else's kids. Maybe all these 6 women have drug-addled punk kids who they are afraid will try to physically confront a neighborhood watch member with a gun, but I doubt it.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 12, 2013 06:15 AM (T0NGe)

159 Agreed. I am a single woman, I would like to think that I would have the courage to vote for an acquittal on all counts...but... Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at July 12, 2013 10:14 AM (kXoT0) We have to keep in mind, they don't know everything we know.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 12, 2013 06:15 AM (XIxXP)

160 My wife insisted I kept calling it SharkNATO. Is my diction really that bad? SharkNATO vs the Warsaw Pachyderm! Directed by Brian DePalma.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 12, 2013 06:15 AM (Ec6wH)

161 In Sharknado there is a scene where a man slaps a 1000-pound shark aside with a metal chair. *** A bar stool. Get it right.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 12, 2013 06:15 AM (jjvz+)

162 124 They are all looking at Trayvon as if he was their kid. Not a perfect kid, but maybe just like theirs.

***

They are women who have probably laid awake at night wondering if that strange noise was some punk breaking in.

They are women who have probably worried about that young fella crossing to their side of the street in the night.

They are women who have seen punks hanging out on the street corner, cursing with all their might.

To suggest that women only see the world through the prism of motherhood is absurd.

Posted by: Angela Corey at July 12, 2013 10:10 AM (jjvz+)

At least one of them used to concealed carry; her husband still does. It's equally likely she's looking at George and wondering if she wants her husband to go through this if he ever has to defend himself.

Posted by: GalaKitty at July 12, 2013 06:15 AM (KT2XH)

163 Big Sis resigning so that she can't get called on the carpet for incompetency from leaks soon to be coming from Snowden...

Posted by: Tony253 at July 12, 2013 06:16 AM (3yMFT)

164 95 86 AlexTheChick, the purpose is to increase the probability that the firearm owner is burglarized... that's about it... Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 12, 2013 10:05 AM (LRFds) No, that's not the point at all. The point is public shaming of gun owners. Stoking fear and loathing amongst their neighbors, friends, co-workers and employers. Doesn't work in Free America where everyone is armed, but you can expect social and employment retaliation in the blue states for sure.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 12, 2013 06:16 AM (MBqvE)

165 Its actually a bar stool that he uses to kill the shark.

Posted by: Adam at July 12, 2013 06:16 AM (Aif/5)

166

If you think this jury is going to vote to convict, you're not watching O'Mara's closing arguments.

The man is f***in' BRILLIANT.

And he isn't giving the prosecution much to "rebut".

That 4 1/2 minutes of absolute silence right before the break?

May have ensured a quick "Not Guilty" verdict.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at July 12, 2013 06:16 AM (ADnWI)

167

So, Will a hung jury bring riots?

There will be riots regardless of the verdict. Like I always say, there are riots when a sports team loses, and there are riots when a sports team wins. The professional rioting class will take any opportunity to riot, cuz free shit.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 12, 2013 06:17 AM (4df7R)

168 Best line in the movie: Oww, get offame!

Posted by: toby928© for TB at July 12, 2013 06:17 AM (codCi)

169 I hope the business owners of Sanford have moved their inventories out last night.

Posted by: EC at July 12, 2013 06:17 AM (GQ8sn)

170

So Big Sis announces her retirement, effective immediately, today, Friday.
Out of the blue.

And heads off to be president of the University of California system. As if my reasons to stay the fuck away from california weren't already legion.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 12, 2013 06:17 AM (4df7R)

171 Dammit. Off, eight legged freak sock.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 12, 2013 06:17 AM (zF6Iw)

172 A bar stool. Get it right. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 12, 2013 10:15 AM (jjvz+) A Moronette needs to spank me now.

Posted by: eman at July 12, 2013 06:18 AM (AO9UG)

173 The one thing about the 'urban yoots' going all bonkers...they're no Palestinians. If Darwin responded in full force, the cooler heads would be left standing and they'd revert to the usual sullen grumbling with occasional lawfare. Besides...they're facing 7:1 numbers against...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, in his happy place at July 12, 2013 06:18 AM (zUi7I)

174 New one up

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 12, 2013 06:18 AM (SKl4m)

175 If acquitted I wonder if Zimmy gets his gun back.

Posted by: UWP at July 12, 2013 06:18 AM (r98SZ)

176 So, Will a hung jury bring riots? Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 12, 2013 10:11 AM (XIxXP) Of course! Al (not so Sharp)ton is already on stand by with his bull horn

Posted by: Ma Bell at July 12, 2013 06:19 AM (RLdcX)

177 I feel like going to twitter and starting the cruel rumor that Angela Corey has been picked to replace Reno.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 12, 2013 06:19 AM (jjvz+)

178 I have served on a jury in a criminal case--a young Black woman went to where her half-brother worked and shot him. People's reasoning in the jury room is a strange thing to watch. Men and women both wanted to convict on a lesser charge (jail time in Tulsa) versus higher charges (prison time away from Tulsa) so she could be closer to her kids.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at July 12, 2013 06:19 AM (kXoT0)

179 Off, eight legged freak sock. The wife and I saw "Eight Legged Freaks" in the theater. Do you know who else is in there? Scarlett Johannson. Jailbait hot.

Posted by: EC at July 12, 2013 06:19 AM (GQ8sn)

180 My impression of women is that they are perfectly happy to pick the middle ground on any controversy. I am inclined to agree with this. I am known as the peacemaker in my family, and while I would not bring that into the jury box with me, lots of women would. But women can also get very Mama Bear and if MO'M can make them feel like they were there with Jorge, getting their heads beat against the sidewalk, they might just as easily acquit.

Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 12, 2013 06:19 AM (2/T/u)

181 I was pondering this the other day, and although I believe myself to be a principled guy, I think I would be very concerned for my extended family's safety and security if I were a juror in this trial. And I think it is more than the IRS that would come a-calling, I think DEA, BATF, and HHS will also have these jurors (and their families) on a Sh#t list for the rest of their lives.

I don't doubt the esteemed NBPP community organizers will "unexpectedly" have access to their records as well.

This country has just about made it to third world status.

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 12, 2013 06:20 AM (XdnQT)

182 Do it, NDH, DO IT!

Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 12, 2013 06:20 AM (2/T/u)

183

What I want to know is when Jenteal get's her own reality show?

I can see it now. Episode one synopsis, Jenteal goes to a restaurant, hilarity ensues as menu is written in cursive.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 12, 2013 06:21 AM (vndrU)

184 Agreed. I am a single woman, I would like to think that I would have the courage to vote for an acquittal on all counts...but... Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at July 12, 2013 10:14 AM (kXoT0) They will go for a lesser thinking it is a lesser sentence when it is really a 30 year sentence.

Posted by: Shark Cracka! at July 12, 2013 06:21 AM (cjFRv)

185 The confrontation began when Martin punched Zimmerman.

Posted by: Shark Cracka! at July 12, 2013 06:22 AM (cjFRv)

186 O'MARA: You can run about a mile in 4 minutes, if in decent shape.

Err, no.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at July 12, 2013 06:22 AM (codCi)

187

>>>Moron Horde PAC

Should be involved in political *pranks* solely. Things that monkey-wrench the Left. We can't agree on much, but we all have wicked senses of humor. It'd be like a comment-stream IRL

Posted by: Bigby's First Stonecasting Hands at July 12, 2013 06:23 AM (3ZtZW)

188 If I'm in the deliberation room the first thing I say to my fellow jurors is: Are you fucking kidding me? They wasted how many days of our life and money on this shit? They didn't prove shit, we can all be at the bar by 2:30 tops. Lets go.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 12, 2013 06:23 AM (vndrU)

189 155 EC,

I lack an ACOG and am inexperienced with any of the modern reflex sights period. Wife's experience is limited to the ACOG and m-68 system. She went from shooting expert with iron to marksman/sharpshooter with ACOG/M68 of course part of that may also be the M-4 and attrition as well.

She and I both shot a lot more before Lad10077 graced us with his visit.

I'm pondering taking up 3 Gun as a hobby since the only component I lack is a competition quality pistol system which can be remedied fairly easily.

The See All Sight interests me from a practical exercise standpoint mostly in the AR/Remington 870 25-75 yard window with accurizing to center mass point of aim being the goal.

I'll need a lot of practice to transition my shooting muscle memory to keeping both eyes open.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 12, 2013 06:23 AM (LRFds)

190 Make sure you have treats for the prosecutions epic F'ing meltdown.

Posted by: RWC at July 12, 2013 06:23 AM (fWAjv)

191 Big Sis resigning so that she can't get called on the carpet for incompetency from leaks soon to be coming from Snowden...

Posted by: Tony253 at July 12, 2013 10:16 AM (3yMFT)

Heh. ISWYDT.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 12, 2013 06:24 AM (zF6Iw)

192 164 IllTemperedCur,

Eh maybe, I am at the point I am engaging in serious introspective analysis of how cynical I am towards the left and whether it is paranoia or correctly applied wariness.

We'll see.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 12, 2013 06:25 AM (LRFds)

193 Big Sis resigning so that she can't get called on the carpet for incompetency from leaks soon to be coming from Snowden........Big Sis likes getting the carpet.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 12, 2013 06:25 AM (vndrU)

194 Could one of you computer experts put me some knowledge on how to get into my computer? We put three users on it, one for each kid and one for the parents. The password is the same for all three. Naturally, the mister and I are the administrators of the accounts. Now get this. The password doesn't work on our account but works on the kids' accounts. And we can't get in to update programs or do jack. Now what?

Posted by: RushBabe at July 12, 2013 06:26 AM (qkZxk)

195 Posted by: Hrothgar at July 12, 2013 10:20 AM (XdnQT) I'd be ashamed to let anyone think I was afraid. And I have never for one minute believed Justice Roberts was blackmailed in to his ruling on Obamacare. Does anyone really think the CJ of the SCOTUS couldn't call a presser and say "These SOB are blackmailing me, WTF?"

Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 12, 2013 06:27 AM (2/T/u)

196 7 Free Windows Password Recovery Tools http://is.gd/uf368v

Posted by: toby928© for TB at July 12, 2013 06:28 AM (codCi)

197 @196 Thanks, toby!

Posted by: RushBabe at July 12, 2013 06:32 AM (qkZxk)

198 Nice juxtaposition: NJ Transit Drive Caught Masturbating While Driving Through The Lincoln Tunnel Someone Made A Documentary About Nintendo's Power Glove

Posted by: teh Wind at July 12, 2013 06:33 AM (JIMJN)

199 You can carry on postal office parking lots?
Is that good or bad, considering postal employees?
You fucker, EC!!! I'll get you for that!!! I swear!!!

Posted by: cliff clavin, u.s. postal service (ret.) at July 12, 2013 06:33 AM (Adm3q)

200 aaaaaand hello again.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, The Colossus of Independence at July 12, 2013 06:33 AM (fwARV)

201 Sharknado = http://goo.gl/4hLIF

Posted by: Shark Cracka! at July 12, 2013 06:35 AM (cjFRv)

202 MOM is going all My Cousin Vinny on the state's case. DE-STROYED!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 12, 2013 06:38 AM (BAS5M)

203 Eh maybe, I am at the point I am engaging in serious introspective analysis of how cynical I am towards the left and whether it is paranoia or correctly applied wariness.

We'll see.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 12, 2013 10:25 AM ........You know I was once naÃ¯ve enough to actually believe that those on the left weren't all that different than I was. Boy was I fucking wrong.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 12, 2013 06:40 AM (vndrU)

204 The State's rebuttal will be interesting. BLDR may just get up and tell them that if they don't convict, cities will burn.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at July 12, 2013 06:42 AM (codCi)

205 Also people who use white text on a black background shall be staked to the upcoming multifunction fire.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 12, 2013 10:03 AM (VtjlW)

Good. Maddox is a pathetic little shit.

Posted by: buzzion at July 12, 2013 06:44 AM (LI48c)

206 ........You know I was once naÃ¯ve enough to actually believe that those on the left weren't all that different than I was. Boy was I fucking wrong. Posted by: Minnfidel at July 12, 2013 10:40 AM (vndrU)

They are very different. I took a break from the thread to read through the Yahoo! comments on the NC abortion clinic law. I do not understand how people can equate making an abortion clinic at least as clean and safe as any other ambulatory surgery center is hating womyn and their rights. I honestly think that some people thing there is little more involved with an abortion than there is in removing a tampon. They insert surgical instruments into a woman's body and they don't want the place to be clean, what?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at July 12, 2013 06:44 AM (kXoT0)

207 You fucker, EC!!! I'll get you for that!!! I swear Ditto!

Posted by: Newman at July 12, 2013 06:55 AM (iZFTd)

208 Watch LIVE STREAMING of the George Zimmerman trial on CC...

http://www.commoncts.blogspot.com

Posted by: Steve at July 12, 2013 06:59 AM (Oqo6d)

209 evidence + law + logic vs. shouting + spittal

Posted by: Shark Cracka! at July 12, 2013 07:04 AM (cjFRv)

210 I'm waiting for the State to start attacking the experts including their own.

Posted by: Shark Cracka! at July 12, 2013 07:11 AM (cjFRv)

211

Posted by: Steve at July 12, 2013 10:59 AM (Oqo6d)

Can we ban this fucking link whore spammer.

Posted by: buzzion at July 12, 2013 07:17 AM (LI48c)

212 Oh, yeah, the parents do the big dramatic walk out. They are not showing autopsy photos but just the thug photo.

Posted by: Shark Cracka! at July 12, 2013 07:20 AM (cjFRv)

213 Finishing week 1 of my new job. Things are starting to settle down. This means I'll be back posting in the mornings, and annoying the heck out of sven.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 56% more DOOM! at July 12, 2013 07:21 AM (09o/X)

214 212 Oh, yeah, the parents do the big dramatic walk out. They are not showing autopsy photos but just the thug photo. Posted by: Shark Cracka! at July 12, 2013 11:20 AM (cjFRv Orchestrated of course for sympathy...

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at July 12, 2013 07:22 AM (9+ccr)

215 Can we ban this fucking link whore spammer. Posted by: buzzion at July 12, 2013 11:17 AM (LI48c) I have no problems with conservatives trying to promote their conservative blogs.

Posted by: Shark Cracka! at July 12, 2013 07:22 AM (cjFRv)

216 I have no problems with conservatives trying to promote their conservative blogs.

Posted by: Shark Cracka! at July 12, 2013 11:22 AM (cjFRv)

Niether do I. I have more of a problem when that is the only thing they do. That commoncents blog guy does nothing but go to other blogs and posts links to his blog. He's not participating in the discussion. He's not contributing. He's nothing but a spamming link whore. Its all he does.

Posted by: buzzion at July 12, 2013 07:36 AM (LI48c)

217

Related to the Syrian rebels and our ongoing Middle East destruction / reclamation project. Also related to the likelihood of our Muslim Brotherhood 'allies' turning into small d democrats eventually.

Andrew Bostom quoting P.J. Vatikiotis in 1981:

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Authoritarianism and autocracy in the Middle East may be unstable in the sense that autocracies follow one another in frequent succession. Yet the ethos of authoritarianism may be lasting, even permanent. . . . One could venture into a more ambitious philosophical etiology by pointing out the absence of a concept of Â‘natural lawÂ’ or Â‘law of reasonÂ’ in the intellectual-cultural heritage of Middle Eastern societies. After all, everything before Islam, before God revealed his message to Muhammad, constitutes jahiliyya, or the dark age of ignorance. Similarly, anything that deviates from the eternal truth or verities of Islamic teaching is equally degenerative, and therefore unacceptable. That is why, by definition, any Islamic movement which seeks to make Islam the basic principle of the polity does not aim at innovation but at the restoration of the ideal that has been abandoned or lost. The missing of an experience similar, or parallel, to the Renaissance, freeing the Muslim individual from external constraints of, say, religious authority in order to engage in a creative course measured and judged by rational and existential human standards, may also be a relevant consideration. The individual in the Middle East has yet to attain his independence from the wider collectivity, or to accept the proposition that he can create a political order.

------ ------ ------ ------ ------- ------ ----- -------

(emphasis in original, get barrel ready)

Now for the bad news: The Middle East is significantly less secular than it was in 1981.

Posted by: Beagle at July 12, 2013 07:47 AM (sOtz/)

218 I only saw about 15 minutes of the Defense closing argument. How did O'Mara do?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2013 07:54 AM (QJcz+)

219 Trademark = filmed and acted as a lookout while his friends beat up a homeless man

Z's defense team reversed that claim and apologized. See their statement here:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/l5oz78d

Posted by: bonhomme at July 12, 2013 08:14 AM (9PrpA)

220 The wife and I saw "Eight Legged Freaks" in the theater. Do you know who else is in there?

Scarlett Johannson.

I like the scene where she's in a truck with her boyfriend and he gets too handsy. She puts a stun gun to his nads and zaps him. He falls out of the truck and complains that she made him pee himself. Awesome.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 12, 2013 08:19 AM (9PrpA)

221 O'MARA: You can run about a mile in 4 minutes, if in decent shape.

Err, no.

Yeah, if you're a top flight athlete. The four minute mile was an iron-clad barrier for years. It gets broken every now and then, but it's still darn impressive.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 12, 2013 08:22 AM (9PrpA)

222 Re: the app, two things come to mind:

1. What's scary is that the app depends on the user to determine whether or not to list someone. How many people do you know who are competent to judge another person's "stability"?

2. To the person who wrote the app, anyone who disagrees with him is by definition "unstable."

Posted by: lurking lurker what lurks at July 12, 2013 12:07 PM (7JZpQ)

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