July 20, 2013

The Rainbow of Our Life - [Niedermeyer's Dead Horse]
— Open Blogger

Whilst scrolling through the Sherwin Williams website, dreaming of the just-so golden tan or the perfect dark taupey-gray, I marveled at the names of the colors and the emotions they, the marketing geniuses, seek to evoke through their creativity. They use adjectives such as 'Brilliant', 'Sophisticated', and 'Homespun' and allow one to revel for a bit in the warmth or the cool of a particular hue.

We've all had gray days and we've all had days filled with sunshine but, if you had to pick a color, and name it yourself, for where you are in your life at this point in time, what would it be?

Mine? Perhaps Melancholy gray.

Open thread.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 04:49 PM | Comments (438)
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1 Manatee grey is fitting. I wonder if it has been used before?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 20, 2013 04:52 PM (ackWd)

2 Stompage Yellow

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 20, 2013 04:52 PM (BQ10H)

3 Epic thread stomp there.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 20, 2013 04:52 PM (RNqo7)

4 This won't end well.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 20, 2013 04:52 PM (V1ZIU)

5 Overposted Purple

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 20, 2013 04:52 PM (BQ10H)

6 The Stompening. Part Deux.

So NDH. Why so melancholy?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 20, 2013 04:53 PM (4Mv1T)

7 Crimson Rage, streaked with Stygian Black.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 20, 2013 04:53 PM (6rcHp)

8 This is why we can't have nice things.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 20, 2013 04:53 PM (RNqo7)

9 Thread-Top Taupe

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 20, 2013 04:53 PM (BQ10H)

10 Epic thread stomp there. *** Oh crap! I don't see anything else.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 20, 2013 04:54 PM (jjvz+)

11 Oh crap!

I don't see anything else. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse
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You're good. Ben just posed a new thread. Zero calories or carbs in the content.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 20, 2013 04:55 PM (4Mv1T)

12 Sheesh. I barely escaped the event horizon of the collapsing thread. Wish me luck tonight, folks. I'm going to a friend's birthday party, and other friends have set me up with a blind date. Going on past performance, they'll never want to see me again after tonight.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 20, 2013 04:55 PM (5J54Q)

13 Why are women CRAZY? Wife has been gone two weeks, arrives and has spent two hours complaining about everything in the world. Mostly the house is dirty, waa waa.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 20, 2013 04:55 PM (wR+pz)

14 I don't see anything else. One of you....you or Purp deleted it.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 20, 2013 04:55 PM (RNqo7)

15 Ho-le-fuk.... Wha happund?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 20, 2013 04:55 PM (Lo5Rt)

16 So NDH. Why so melancholy? *** Same ol', same ol': Exhausted, not feeling well and, a new move potentially on the horizon. I hate to move and just learned yesterday that my landlord is selling the house I moved into just 11 months ago. Sorry you asked yet?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 20, 2013 04:55 PM (jjvz+)

17 Premium puffy cloud white

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 20, 2013 04:55 PM (mxtLv)

18 demented fuck green

Posted by: thunderb at July 20, 2013 04:56 PM (zOTsN)

19 I don't see anything else.
The Nuremberg Trials didn't accept that defence but I'll accept it because if it's not a CAC spaced-out space thread, it doesn't count.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 20, 2013 04:56 PM (BQ10H)

20 You're good. Ben just posed a new thread. Zero calories or carbs in the content. Yup. You're good NDH. It only had like 20 comments.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 20, 2013 04:56 PM (RNqo7)

21 Going on past performance, they'll never want to see me again after tonight. Posted by: Captain Whitebread
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Act like you are interested in someone else there. Really.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 20, 2013 04:56 PM (4Mv1T)

22 Creamy protein filled white.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 20, 2013 04:56 PM (wR+pz)

23 One of you....you or Purp deleted it. *** Damn. What was it? Purp, are you here? I can take this down if you have something you'd rather put up.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 20, 2013 04:56 PM (jjvz+)

24 Color? Worried Blue.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 20, 2013 04:57 PM (5J54Q)

25 Oh. The Apollo one was the afternoon thread.
Never mind.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 20, 2013 04:57 PM (BQ10H)

26 I hate to move and just learned yesterday that my landlord is selling the house I moved into just 11 months ago.

Sorry you asked yet? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse
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Never sorry amongst friends.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 20, 2013 04:57 PM (4Mv1T)

27 Confused Azzurra

Posted by: real joe at July 20, 2013 04:57 PM (PD2ad)

28 Paint It Black

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 20, 2013 04:58 PM (8sCoq)

29 I'm going to a friend's birthday party, and other friends have set me up with a blind date. Going on past performance, they'll never want to see me again after tonight.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 20, 2013 08:55 PM (5J54Q)



Yikes. Good luck with that. I'll at least hope that she's not a lib twit...or if she is, maybe that she puts out on the first date...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 20, 2013 04:58 PM (8uYkT)

30 Captain Whitebread I wish her luck, you go in there like she is lucky to meet you, ok?

Posted by: thunderb at July 20, 2013 04:58 PM (zOTsN)

31 Act like you are interested in someone else there. Really. Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 20, 2013 08:56 PM (4Mv1T) I should start writing this stuff down.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 20, 2013 04:58 PM (5J54Q)

32 I hate to move and just learned yesterday that my landlord is selling the house I moved into just 11 months ago. Sorry you asked yet? You have a lease?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 20, 2013 04:58 PM (XIxXP)

33 Friggin Cool Czech posted a photo of Nancy Grace's nipple to twitter today. Was he kind enough to share it with you folks as well?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 20, 2013 04:59 PM (jjvz+)

34 NDH, don't worry about it. I put up an open thread because there hadn't been one in hours. I pulled it down. Don't sweat it. Leave this up until the ONT.


Posted by: Ben at July 20, 2013 04:59 PM (xTHBC)

35 demented fuck green

Posted by: thunderb at July 20, 2013 08:56 PM (zOTsN)



I like it!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 20, 2013 04:59 PM (8uYkT)

36 Hot tropical muave; like the color you see in a sunset at sea.. Chillin with a scotch and a cigar on the patio, listening to the birds and the baseball game. Company ain't bad either even if I can't get an 'ette to sit with me.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 20, 2013 04:59 PM (Lo5Rt)

37 Sorry you asked yet? You have a lease? *** Yep, but it's up next month.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 20, 2013 04:59 PM (jjvz+)

38 Puce

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at July 20, 2013 04:59 PM (jucos)

39 Toejam Beige

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 20, 2013 04:59 PM (4Mv1T)

40 NDH, don't worry about it. I put up an open thread because there hadn't been one in hours. I pulled it down. Don't sweat it. Leave this up until the ONT. *** Cool. Thanks, and I'm sorry about that.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 20, 2013 05:00 PM (jjvz+)

41 This is actually a PRE-death photo

http://tinyurl.com/lnfg7l9

Posted by: Albie Damned at July 20, 2013 05:00 PM (Yhu4q)

42 Back in black would be mine

Posted by: L, elle at July 20, 2013 05:00 PM (0PiQ4)

43 Judge Jeanine on now

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 20, 2013 05:00 PM (jjvz+)

44 Was he kind enough to share it with you folks as well? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 20, 2013 08:59 PM (jjvz+) Thankfully, no.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 20, 2013 05:01 PM (5J54Q)

45 CoolCzech doesn't come 'round here much anymore.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at July 20, 2013 05:01 PM (jucos)

46 And in the Trayvon Martin series from Sherwin Williams... Black Hoodie and Purple Drank.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 20, 2013 05:01 PM (RNqo7)

47 Hot tropical muave; like thecolor you see in a sunset at sea.. Chillin with a scotch and a cigar on the patio, listening to the birds and the baseball game. Company ain't bad either even if I can't get an 'ette to sit with me *** What a great day.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 20, 2013 05:01 PM (jjvz+)

48 Sheis-dreck brown.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 20, 2013 05:01 PM (+98Gb)

49
'Franken Berries' is a good name for a color.

Also: Boo Berries.

Posted by: soothsayer at July 20, 2013 05:01 PM (FC8Yl)

50 Mocha Marxist

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 20, 2013 05:02 PM (+98Gb)

51 Faptastic Fuchsia

Posted by: underground vulgarian at July 20, 2013 05:02 PM (CTFGk)

52 Brown LA Haze

Posted by: ghost of... at July 20, 2013 05:02 PM (PNi9V)

53 hot tropical mauve = hot pink

Posted by: thunderb at July 20, 2013 05:02 PM (zOTsN)

54 Glad you've kept you're old handle, sooth.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 20, 2013 05:02 PM (RNqo7)

55 Pink Mass

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 20, 2013 05:03 PM (+98Gb)

56 Are you somewhere you'd like to be NDH, or is this an opportunity in disguise

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 20, 2013 05:03 PM (Lo5Rt)

57 Judge Jeanine is ripping Rolling Stone a new one. Good for her.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 20, 2013 05:03 PM (5J54Q)

58 I have no idea what color I would be.


I was reading an article about how some people have more rods or cones (I can't remember which) in their eyes and thus they can see more shades of color than other people.  My brother must have that because he can put out three or four different shades of a color and talk about differences that I can't see at all.  He's also one of those annoying people who can walk into a room and see what it will be when he's done with it and not what it looks like now.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at July 20, 2013 05:03 PM (Gk3SS)

59 No rain today so I'm not complaining.

Posted by: toby928© at July 20, 2013 05:03 PM (QupBk)

60 This trayvon martin shit is way past the expiration date.

Posted by: Filner at July 20, 2013 05:03 PM (cjFRv)

61 I'm going to a friend's birthday party, and other Friends have set me up with a blind date. Going on past performance, They'll never want to see me again after tonight. Dude, shit happens, go old school, take a couple of flowers and a Toblerone Chocalate bars. Wow her with you knowledge, like "Hey, do you know why Toblerone is triangular?" She wiil say no, then you say, "Well, the old man liked to frequent the bothels of Switzerland, he shaped it like the thing he loved best. He liked to eat pussy, just like me."

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 20, 2013 05:03 PM (XIxXP)

62 >>>> Black Hoodie and Purple Drank Lol! And White Hispanic, a blend of paint halfway btw white and tan.

Posted by: L, elle at July 20, 2013 05:03 PM (0PiQ4)

63 or is this an opportunity in disguise Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
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Wise words.

Consider that stolen.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 20, 2013 05:03 PM (4Mv1T)

64
I kinda liked Sooth X, Sean. It made me feel like I was raising awareness for civil rights.

Posted by: soothsayer at July 20, 2013 05:04 PM (KeJAW)

65 And White Hispanic, a blend of paint halfway btw white and tan. How the hell did i forget that??

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 20, 2013 05:04 PM (RNqo7)

66 ATC did you see Red2?

Posted by: thunderb at July 20, 2013 05:05 PM (zOTsN)

67 Scarlett Johansson Black Sabbath Mean Joe Green--no... Red Green Mr. Black Prince

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 20, 2013 05:05 PM (6rcHp)

68 OSP- That was funny as hell. Don't guess I can tell that one to the Deacon's at church tomorrow.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 20, 2013 05:05 PM (4Mv1T)

69 I kinda liked Sooth X, Sean. It made me feel like I was raising awareness for civil rights I have a hard time seein a white dude do the "bamboozled" speech with any credibility.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 20, 2013 05:06 PM (RNqo7)

70 I work for a paint company (not SW though) and some of the names of the paints are crazy.  Origami White (what the hell color is origami?), Buffalo Soldier, Distant Thunder?  Crazysauce.

But my current life color would be called Chubby and Happy.

Posted by: DangerGirl, full of sweet rage at July 20, 2013 05:06 PM (GrtrJ)

71 Is this the first ever "What kind of tree would you be?" post at the HQ? And as somebody who works in the painting industry, lemme tell you, they pay people disgusting amounts of money to come up with those names.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 20, 2013 05:07 PM (GEICT)

72 Dude, shit happens You're right. Those old self-deprecating habits are hard to break...and it's no way for a Moron to act. I'll stop for the flowers and candy on the way there. I'll let you know how it goes later tonight on the ONT...if I'm not, uh, otherwise occupied.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 20, 2013 05:07 PM (5J54Q)

73 never never Moe Green

Posted by: thunderb at July 20, 2013 05:07 PM (zOTsN)

74 OSP- That was funny as hell. Don't guess I can tell that one to the Deacon's at church tomorrow. Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 20, 2013 09:05 PM (4Mv1T) True story, I always clean it up and end the story with, He shaped it after the thing he liked best.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 20, 2013 05:07 PM (XIxXP)

75 Prickly Pete (Green)

Posted by: garrett at July 20, 2013 05:07 PM (z1IMX)

76 O/T Helen Thomas has died

Posted by: chas at July 20, 2013 05:08 PM (t05mB)

77 hot tropical mauve = hot pink

Posted by: thunderb

~~~~~~~~~~~~

I couldn't think of just one color to describe the sunset at sea. I think mauve has pink and purple in it. Magenta maybe?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 20, 2013 05:08 PM (Ryac4)

78 ATC did you see Red2? Posted by: thunderb at July 20, 2013 09:05 PM (zOTsN)


No, not yet.   One of my best friends is coming to visit tomorrow and we'll go see it this week. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at July 20, 2013 05:08 PM (Gk3SS)

79 Emanuel Gold... stein.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 20, 2013 05:08 PM (+98Gb)

80 never never Moe Green But it's soothing, like a rub down.

Posted by: toby928© at July 20, 2013 05:08 PM (QupBk)

81 'll stop for the flowers and candy on the way there. I'll let you know how it goes later tonight on the ONT...if I'm not, uh, otherwise occupied. Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 20, 2013 09:07 PM (5J54Q) That's the spirit, Like Sherman through Atlanta.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 20, 2013 05:08 PM (XIxXP)

82 The Color Formerly Known As Off-White

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at July 20, 2013 05:08 PM (JQuNB)

83
Would you believe hornswaggled?

Bedraggled?




Posted by: soothsayer at July 20, 2013 05:08 PM (KeJAW)

84 Well there's my boy...can't tell who he's talking to though...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 20, 2013 05:08 PM (iMIJs)

85 Jugular vien red, with splotches of brain matter grey.

Posted by: Ingemar Johansson at July 20, 2013 05:09 PM (aZcPb)

86 Culo Cocoa. Taste the rainbow...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 20, 2013 05:09 PM (+98Gb)

87 76 O/T Helen Thomas has died Posted by: chas at July 20, 2013 09:08 PM (t05mB) You got a color for that?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 20, 2013 05:09 PM (+98Gb)

88 creepy cracker-ass beige

Posted by: thunderb at July 20, 2013 05:09 PM (zOTsN)

89 Oh, and I feel Periwinkle, cause I like saying Periwinkle. Find jot where you can cause the worlds gettin more FKD up by the day.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 20, 2013 05:09 PM (XIxXP)

90 Helen Thomas bluish gray

Posted by: thunderb at July 20, 2013 05:10 PM (zOTsN)

91 I really need to paint my bedroom.  Do any of you see a color called White Supremacist?

Posted by: huerfano at July 20, 2013 05:11 PM (bAGA/)

92 True story, I always clean it up and end the story with, He shaped it after the thing he liked best. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet
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But I didn't cackle out loud till the last part. That's what made me spew Sam Adams.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 20, 2013 05:11 PM (4Mv1T)

93 Pissed off Ginger.

Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 20, 2013 05:11 PM (9HoO6)

94 Ruby Red Robotussin...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 20, 2013 05:11 PM (+98Gb)

95 M.I. Blue

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 20, 2013 05:12 PM (mxtLv)

96 I was just teasing Jarhead

Posted by: thunderb at July 20, 2013 05:12 PM (zOTsN)

97
now imagine the color ex-wife..

or mother-in-law

Posted by: soothsayer at July 20, 2013 05:12 PM (DlaLh)

98 Panther Black

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 20, 2013 05:13 PM (+98Gb)

99
the color hangover

or Divorce, now in eggshell

Posted by: soothsayer at July 20, 2013 05:13 PM (GcwH1)

100 Do any of you see a color called White Supremacist? It's everywhere!

Posted by: Morris Dees at July 20, 2013 05:13 PM (JQuNB)

101 97 now imagine the color ex-wife.. Posted by: soothsayer at July 20, 2013 09:12 PM (DlaLh) Vomit?

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 20, 2013 05:14 PM (5J54Q)

102 As I was saying with the last thread, I agree with thunderb about RED 2,

Posted by: Lord Marshall at July 20, 2013 05:14 PM (Jsiw/)

103 Pink SCOAMF Mooch Purple But First You Will Blue

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 20, 2013 05:14 PM (GEICT)

104 Rachel Jen-TEAL...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 20, 2013 05:15 PM (+98Gb)

105 Awkward Moments in semi-gloss or matte

Posted by: soothsayer at July 20, 2013 05:17 PM (LPRBM)

106

Plaid. Peach Proud with Disgusted Gray.

Pluses: The twin daughters are smart, sassy, heads usually on straight, interested in people and life, heading off to college in a month. We will miss them but they are off to do great things, I hope, based on what they've done so far. The family is in good health. The wife and I are both employed, well paid, in jobs that are not as satisfying as we'd like but no one abuses us. We'll be able to send the kids to college and still eat steak occasionally.

The down side? The JEF is still president, Eric Holder is still AG,  Lois Lerner is not in jail. Detroit is dead and Al Qaeda is alive. 

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at July 20, 2013 05:17 PM (fCEcg)

107 Oh, no! The thread is suffering from shrinkage. I told you not to go into that cold water!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 20, 2013 05:17 PM (BQ10H)

108 Haze Grey and underway.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 20, 2013 05:17 PM (u82oZ)

109 93 Pissed off Ginger. Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 20, 2013 09:11 PM (9HoO6) Good evening, Miss Tammy! How are ya?

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 20, 2013 05:18 PM (5J54Q)

110 I still say we are over due for a massive volcanic explosion. Krakatoa is pretty active. it blew in 1883 with 3 cones completely disappearing. A mere 44 years later, it comes roaring back out of the ocean. It is now 2700 ft high. It has potential but it is still a baby. So, I'm putting my money on Vesuvius tho Indonesia has the largest number of active volcanoes. That's because God hates mooslems.

Posted by: Filner at July 20, 2013 05:18 PM (cjFRv)

111 now imagine the color ex-wife..

or mother-in-law

Posted by: soothsayer at July 20, 2013 09:12 PM (DlaLh)



Definitely some shade of red...Soul Crushing Crimson, maybe...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 20, 2013 05:18 PM (Hq2RX)

112 I keep looking on this color wheel, and my favorite color, "F*** the Democratic Party with the barbed c*** of Satan" doesn't seem to be on there.

Posted by: Splunge at July 20, 2013 05:18 PM (bKA83)

113 Bleeding Liver Fuchsia

Posted by: Ronster at July 20, 2013 05:18 PM (HoMbw)

114 107 Oh, no! The thread is suffering from shrinkage. Posted by: andycanuck at July 20, 2013 09:17 PM (BQ10H I WAS IN THE POOL!!!

Posted by: George Costanza at July 20, 2013 05:18 PM (5J54Q)

115 Alright people, need movie help. I'm looking at you specifically AtC. The wife and I are dying for something to watch. Needs to be on Netflix. No horror. Nothing hardcore scifi/fantasy. Go.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 20, 2013 05:19 PM (GEICT)

116 pink; always pink  ( that's right; you got it )  pink...............


not semi-commie pink; call it 'interior pink'


that's right...

Posted by: not mentioning Detroit; mtcmtmail= at July 20, 2013 05:19 PM (omBWL)

117 Haze gray.

Posted by: Navy Sailor at July 20, 2013 05:20 PM (dKV5k)

118 Good evening, Miss Tammy! How are ya? Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 20, 2013 09:18 PM (5J54Q) I am okay, Cap'n, thank you! Best of luck on your date tonight!

Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 20, 2013 05:20 PM (9HoO6)

119 Congressman Bobby Scott is on Fox. I feel my IQ dropping every second he talks. 

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at July 20, 2013 05:20 PM (fCEcg)

120 Haze Grey and underway.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 20, 2013 09:17 PM (u82oZ)



Homeport Blue...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 20, 2013 05:20 PM (Hq2RX)

121
Eliot Spitzer painted his living room Hooker Blue.

Posted by: soothsayer at July 20, 2013 05:20 PM (LPRBM)

122 Nothing hardcore scifi/fantasy. I'm out.

Posted by: Kramer at July 20, 2013 05:20 PM (5J54Q)

123 What kind of tree would you be? And is visibly invisible a color?

Posted by: Babwa at July 20, 2013 05:21 PM (hU5+q)

124 Alright people, need movie help. I'm looking at you specifically AtC.

The wife and I are dying for something to watch. Needs to be on Netflix. No horror. Nothing hardcore scifi/fantasy.

Go. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 20, 2013 09:19 PM (GEICT)


Ummmmm.   You realize you just eliminated like 99.9999% of my queue, right?


I don't suppose you'd be willing to watch Korean teen romcom tv shows by any chance?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at July 20, 2013 05:21 PM (Gk3SS)

125 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 20, 2013 09:19 PM (GEICT) This is Spinal Tap.

Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 20, 2013 05:21 PM (9HoO6)

126 Feed. The. Hamsters.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 20, 2013 05:21 PM (4Mv1T)

127 The wife and I are dying for something to watch. Needs to be on Netflix. No horror. Nothing hardcore scifi/fantasy. *** Lincoln Lawyer.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 20, 2013 05:21 PM (jjvz+)

128 Hell I should just post the ONT and make it a triple.

Posted by: CDR M at July 20, 2013 05:21 PM (dKV5k)

129 I'll pray comfort surrounds your dear brother. May love invade your soul so joyously that you inadvertently knock an unimportant tube out of a vein. -In Jesus' Name I Pray ...Amen Posted by: Slapweasel at July 20, 2013 09:12 PM (lq3Ak) I cut and pasted from last thread. Thank you, Slapweasel! Carol

Posted by: CarolT at July 20, 2013 05:21 PM (z4WKX)

130 BCochran1981Movie Monster at July 20, 2013 09:19 PM Strictly Ballroom. Very romantic. Hope the kids are at grandma's.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 20, 2013 05:21 PM (u82oZ)

131 I've been incommunicado at the beach the past few days.  Has the president (white half) apologized to himself (black half) yet?

Posted by: toodles at July 20, 2013 05:22 PM (C8V2U)

132 Ummmmm. You realize you just eliminated like 99.9999% of my queue, right? I don't suppose you'd be willing to watch Korean teen romcom tv shows by any chance? Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at July 20, 2013 09:21 PM (Gk3SS) I know. And we're just gonna pretend you didn't say that. Miss Tammy, love it. But we've seen it a billion times.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 20, 2013 05:22 PM (GEICT)

133 Nothing hardcore scifi/fantasy. I DVR'd 13 going on 30. I want to do so many fun and disturbing thing to Jennifer Garner.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 20, 2013 05:22 PM (XIxXP)

134
Trust me, don't paint your bedroom beige impotence.

Posted by: soothsayer at July 20, 2013 05:22 PM (8dspl)

135 Lord Marshall, ya I loved it.  But I don't want to give anything away.  Super fun film

Posted by: thunderb at July 20, 2013 05:23 PM (zOTsN)

136 I DVR'd 13 going on 30. I want to do so many fun and disturbing thing to Jennifer Garner. *** Fun movie and she is just charming in it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 20, 2013 05:23 PM (jjvz+)

137 Tammy, it sounds like heaven in Arkansas. Carol

Posted by: CarolT at July 20, 2013 05:23 PM (z4WKX)

138 Joooooooosssss.....

Posted by: Helen Thomas' last words at July 20, 2013 05:23 PM (Pt4cA)

139 I don't suppose you'd be willing to watch Korean teen romcom tv shows by any chance?
Is it called Kim Loves Kim?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 20, 2013 05:23 PM (BQ10H)

140
THE DISH with Sam Neil.

Posted by: soothsayer at July 20, 2013 05:23 PM (052zE)

141 We've all had gray days and we've all had days filled with sunshine but, if you had to pick a color, and name it yourself, for where you are in your life at this point in time, what would it be? Black as my soul.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 20, 2013 05:23 PM (NEIxp)

142 Orange is the New Black isn't bad. it's 10 episodes. It's amusing. And it is a Netflix production.

Posted by: Filner at July 20, 2013 05:23 PM (cjFRv)

143 Here's my netflix issue right now...the last two movies I watched were Iron Sky (and yes AtC, I thought of you. The blonde nazi...*whistles*) and Super 8. Kinda fucking up all the recommended movies.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 20, 2013 05:23 PM (GEICT)

144 Ex-wife or mother in law?


Acid tongued green.

Posted by: huerfano at July 20, 2013 05:24 PM (bAGA/)

145 Don't paint your room "technicolor yawn".

Posted by: CDR M at July 20, 2013 05:24 PM (dKV5k)

146 "Nobody Else but You"


--en francais, avec les subtitles Anglais--

Posted by: not mentioning Detroit; mtcmtmail= at July 20, 2013 05:24 PM (omBWL)

147 -Simply Red
-Nothing Rhymes With Orange
-Mellow Yellow
-Machine Green
-First, You Blue
-My Name is Indigo Montoya
-Violent Violet

Posted by: Slapweasel at July 20, 2013 05:24 PM (lq3Ak)

148 Trust me, don't paint your bedroom beige impotence.
No worries. Mine is Gonorrhea Green.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 20, 2013 05:24 PM (BQ10H)

149 Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 20, 2013 09:03 PM (XIxXP) OSP, that one cracked me up!

Posted by: CarolT at July 20, 2013 05:24 PM (z4WKX)

150 Kinda fucking up all the recommended movies. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 20, 2013 09:23 PM (GEICT) Can't go wrong with a Duck Dynasty Marathon.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 20, 2013 05:24 PM (XIxXP)

151

Does "Thundercloud" count as a color?  It has a song:

 

http://is.gd/Etpu8U

 

When I first posted that song at my blog,  the Zimmerman verdict  looked like it might not be "good".

 

I felt much better after the verdict......

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at July 20, 2013 05:26 PM (ADnWI)

152 Miss Tammy, love it. But we've seen it a billion times. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 20, 2013 09:22 PM (GEICT) Bring Up Baby. Harry Potter marathon? Hello Dolly? Auntie Mame? The Quiet Man? I don't much care for movies and the ones I do love are horror movies, so I am not much help. Sometimes a Great Notion is a fantastic movie, but I don't think it's on Netflix.

Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 20, 2013 05:26 PM (9HoO6)

153 Can't go wrong with a Duck Dynasty Marathon. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 20, 2013 09:24 PM (XIxXP) We watched all of Season 2 in two nights.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 20, 2013 05:26 PM (GEICT)

154 Toe nail fungus green?

Posted by: Toe Jam at July 20, 2013 05:26 PM (dKV5k)

155 Is 'shart' a color?

Posted by: toodles at July 20, 2013 05:26 PM (C8V2U)

156 My colors are white t-shirts and faded blue jean blue and black when it's sexy and gray when it works and aqua for a fine sunny day and always, always yellow.  I feel bad for anyone who limits their palette.

If there's anyone here who still hasn't seen the vid of Brad Thor busting down on the libtarded fucks in Chicago, Jane D'oh posted it earlier and it's a must-watch:

http://tinyurl.com/muuagpb

Posted by: Peaches at July 20, 2013 05:26 PM (8lmkt)

157 I've always been partial to Safety Chrome -- School Bus Yellow. ... and it looks like we're gonna need a bigger bus

Posted by: Bus driver Barry at July 20, 2013 05:26 PM (6GKjH)

158 Pissed off Ginger. Posted by: Tammy sans Thor Nothing like a hot ginger.....uh I mean...uh Why you so cranky Miss Tammy?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 20, 2013 05:27 PM (N+013)

159 155 Is 'shart' a color? Posted by: toodles at July 20, 2013 09:26 PM (C8V2U) Yes. Yes it is.

Posted by: Al Roker at July 20, 2013 05:27 PM (NEIxp)

160 155 Is 'shart' a color? Posted by: toodles at July 20, 2013 09:26 PM (C8V2U) Depends on what you ate.

Posted by: Shart Blossum at July 20, 2013 05:27 PM (dKV5k)

161
  Try the Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe. 

  Or Chronicles of Narnia.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 20, 2013 05:28 PM (SAMxH)

162 OT, but I had shrimp and grits today for breakfast, first time ever having them and now I can't for the life of me think of why I waited so long (other than the fact I had never even heard of them before moving to NC). I found a couple of recipes and cut-and-pasted what I thought sounded best, now I'm going to have to get some ingredients and try to make them.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 20, 2013 05:28 PM (Hq2RX)

163
We had a couple of multi-colored "shag" rugs in the house in the '70's. One was salt and pepper. The other was the complete spectrum of orange. Yeah, really.


Posted by: soothsayer at July 20, 2013 05:28 PM (vyPsz)

164 Favorite color, it's go to be Mendacious Melon

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 20, 2013 05:28 PM (Pr6hk)

165 I used to always buy clothes in black but I look horrible in black. I look much better in pinks, not bluish pinks, pure pink. But my mood is not pink, itÕs more of a worried color. What color is worried?

Posted by: CarolT at July 20, 2013 05:28 PM (z4WKX)

166 Wet Grass.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at July 20, 2013 05:28 PM (fCEcg)

167 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 20, 2013 09:19 PM (GEICT) Wallander Or for something light and a little dark and then light that will help you feel highly superior to fatuous swedish commies, "Together"...

Posted by: SarahW at July 20, 2013 05:29 PM (LYwCh)

168 115 Alright people, need movie help. I'm looking at you specifically AtC.

The wife and I are dying for something to watch. Needs to be on Netflix. No horror. Nothing hardcore scifi/fantasy.

Go.


Netflix, or Netflix instant? And just what does "hardcore" mean? The reason I ask is that I have two movies to propose, but both are Netflix DVD, not instant. Both have Bruce Willis, which is not a coincidence, because the guy is good and also he gets to vacuum up the best scripts. Both are yeah, somewhat scifi, but the wife loved them.

OK, enough preliminaries. First recommendation: Surrogates. If you have not seen this, you really should. It's absolutely awesome. Recommended without reservation. If, in the early scenes, you think, as I did, "WTF: Willis looks fake! Did he get too much plastic surgery?"...trust me, you're right where you should be.

Second recommendation: Looper. Tougher recommendation, not so obviously great, more complex, but my wife and I were both glad we saw it. Not perfect, but at this point, I would not want to live a life in which I had not seen this movie. The people who thought of the concepts it contains should be rewarded.

Posted by: Splunge at July 20, 2013 05:29 PM (bKA83)

169 I paint everything pink cuz happy 'ginas!

Posted by: Code Pink at July 20, 2013 05:29 PM (dKV5k)

170 Nothing is better than a simple Baby Blue

Posted by: Harry Reid is a pederast at July 20, 2013 05:29 PM (Pr6hk)

171 The other was the complete spectrum of orange. Yeah, really.

The orange ones were the best.  We had a huge one in the beach pad, came from the ex's parents bh house.  It was awesome.  Got ruined in the earthquake, we just left it.

Posted by: Peaches at July 20, 2013 05:30 PM (8lmkt)

172 Why where clothes? http://goo.gl/gP7oz My favorite comment: I've seen horses with a smaller backside than that. I can't believe anyone would want to be seen like it. Some doc got in trouble for telling his patient that she had ghetto booty or something to that effect. It wasn't out of the blue because they were trying to give her some sort of injection in her spine and were having difficulty because of her ghetto booty.

Posted by: Filner at July 20, 2013 05:30 PM (cjFRv)

173 A nice medium shade of Whiskey

Posted by: John Boehner at July 20, 2013 05:30 PM (Pr6hk)

174 I'm partial to night vision green with 'splodey bright accents.

Posted by: CDR M at July 20, 2013 05:30 PM (dKV5k)

175 Splunge, Instant. And yeah, we've seen both those movies and they're both great.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 20, 2013 05:30 PM (GEICT)

176 Oooooh, I haven't seen the Narnia movies, but I bet they're awesome. Peaches, I swear to God we're sisters, those are pretty much my colors, too, though I favor green a whole lot, too.

Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 20, 2013 05:30 PM (9HoO6)

177 There is no grayer gray than Coal-Heated East Berlin Winter Gray.

Posted by: t-bird at July 20, 2013 05:30 PM (FcR7P)

178 Lincoln Lawyer. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse
---------------------------

Excellent recommendation. I knew a lawyer like that character. Sounded like him.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 20, 2013 05:30 PM (4Mv1T)

179 What color is worried?

Posted by: CarolT at July 20, 2013 09:28 PM (z4WKX)



Bluish gray?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 20, 2013 05:30 PM (Hq2RX)

180 We watched all of Season 2 in two nights. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 20, 2013 09:26 PM (GEICT) Hmm. Pure Country with George Strait is one of my all time favorite campy love stories, followed by coming to America.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 20, 2013 05:30 PM (XIxXP)

181 If you missed it in the last thread, ma'am...

A prayer for CarolT:  I'll be on my knees, praying for your brother and his doctors tonight. I'll ask God to allow you a soft place to land on any given evening. I ask only for His salvation in your efforts to comfort the ones who need it most.

I will ask Him to assuage the fear and ill-felt emotion of a moment, an afternoon, another day.

May Our Lord give you the strength to continue your blessed work. Our prayers will be behind you and I'll pray you find comfort surrounds you.

I'll pray comfort surrounds your dear brother.

May love invade your soul so joyously that you inadvertently knock an unimportant tube out of a vein.

-In Jesus' Name I Pray

...Amen

Posted by: Slapweasel at July 20, 2013 05:31 PM (lq3Ak)

182

wife movies? 

 

Crazy Stupid Love

 

 

Posted by: thunderb at July 20, 2013 05:31 PM (zOTsN)

183 Does "Thundercloud" count as a color? It has a song:

http://is.gd/Etpu8U

When I first posted that song at my blog, the Zimmerman verdict looked like it might not be "good".

I felt much better after the verdict...... Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at July 20, 2013 09:26 PM


Man, those girls can sing.  Starlight is one of my faves.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6U63m_4Oxk

Posted by: huerfano at July 20, 2013 05:31 PM (bAGA/)

184 I would have to go with 'Red Ass Red'

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at July 20, 2013 05:31 PM (Pr6hk)

185 Well, I love daffodil yellow, but not on the walls. I realize I'm supposed to come up with a creative and clever color name, but my creativity doesn't perform on demand. Hello, Horde!

Posted by: Mindy at July 20, 2013 05:31 PM (Z08cx)

186 I'm down with burnt joint.

Posted by: O'bummer at July 20, 2013 05:31 PM (dKV5k)

187 I like blood red.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at July 20, 2013 05:31 PM (Aif/5)

188

110 Filner:

Don't forget me and my caldera friends,  Yellowstone and Mammoth Lake

Posted by: Mt. Rainier at July 20, 2013 05:31 PM (fCEcg)

189 OK, I'm outta here. Catch on the ONT...or if things go well, maybe I won't.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 20, 2013 05:31 PM (5J54Q)

190 Fuck You Face Stomp Oblivion (black, with sparkles)

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at July 20, 2013 05:32 PM (bUmSq)

191 White. As in surrender white.

Posted by: Boehner at July 20, 2013 05:32 PM (dKV5k)

192 Captain Whitebread, Good luck on your date. DonÕt listen to the last sentence of OSPÕs post.

Posted by: CarolT at July 20, 2013 05:32 PM (z4WKX)

193 Of course, I didn't actually read the comments, but I'm going to go with Baker Miller Pink, it has worked so well for me in a number of different settings!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 20, 2013 05:32 PM (XdnQT)

194 Yes, Surrogates is an interesting one, haven't seen Looper yet, I don't think the reviewers actually saw RED 2, I know shocker,

Posted by: Lord Marshall at July 20, 2013 05:32 PM (Jsiw/)

195 where = wear

Posted by: Filner at July 20, 2013 05:32 PM (cjFRv)

196 'Dead Snitch' works for the aircondioned dog house

Posted by: Aaron Hernandez at July 20, 2013 05:32 PM (Pr6hk)

197 189 OK, I'm outta here. Catch on the ONT...or if things go well, maybe I won't. Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 20, 2013 09:31 PM (5J54Q) Good luck, CW!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 20, 2013 05:32 PM (NEIxp)

198 OK, I'm outta here. Catch on the ONT...or if things go well, maybe I won't.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 20, 2013 09:31 PM (5J54Q)



Tally ho!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 20, 2013 05:33 PM (Hq2RX)

199 OT, but I had shrimp and grits today for breakfast...
-----------------------
GGE. You'll like this, maybe.

Shrimp and Grits originated as the breakfast of fisherman WAY back in the day.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 20, 2013 05:33 PM (4Mv1T)

200 I want that DuPont paint I had on my car a few years ago that changed colors with different angles.

Posted by: Jeff Gordon at July 20, 2013 05:33 PM (dKV5k)

201 Back of the bus white!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 20, 2013 05:33 PM (XdnQT)

202 For some good light fun... One of the "Road to..." movies with Hope, Crosby & L'amour or one of Cary's old comedies like Father Goose.

Posted by: ghost of... at July 20, 2013 05:33 PM (L7JQT)

203 OK, I'm outta here. Catch on the ONT...or if things go well, maybe I won't. Posted by: Captain Whitebread Weapons free and good hunting...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 20, 2013 05:34 PM (N+013)

204 Oooooh, I haven't seen the Narnia movies, but I bet they're awesome. Fun movies. We enjoyed em.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 20, 2013 05:34 PM (GEICT)

205 Peaches, I swear to God we're sisters, those are pretty much my colors, too, though I favor green a whole lot, too.

Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 20, 2013 09:30 PM (9HoO6)


You want to know a very weird thing?  For most of my life, I had a rockin' tan and long sun-kissed dark blonde hair and my colors were all sages and khakis and stuff like that.  I have just recently realized that, now my hair is kinda gray and darker, those are NO LONGER my colors!!!  I was gobsmacked.  I am realizing I actually do better in real colors now.  So weird, still trying to get used to it.  Gray now works, and it never did before.  Kind of a mind-fuck.  Although, praise be, there's never been a better look that a great fitting white t-shirt and some banged up blue jeans. 

Posted by: Peaches at July 20, 2013 05:34 PM (8lmkt)

206 there's a wonderful shade of yellow, i believe it's called 'Hysterical'

Posted by: Shep Smith at July 20, 2013 05:34 PM (Pr6hk)

207 Mountbatten Pink. Or Trayvon Martin Ashen.

Posted by: Skip Tracer at July 20, 2013 05:34 PM (2+bRt)

208 Why you so cranky Miss Tammy? Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 20, 2013 09:27 PM (N+013) My fucking husband is turning our life upside down by insisting on taking a new job in another state after he was supposed to retire at the end of this month and live happily ever after with me here in Arkansas. Asshole. Not that I'm bitter or anything. Fucking gawt damn son of a bitch.

Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 20, 2013 05:34 PM (9HoO6)

209 Posted by: Lord Marshall at July 20, 2013 09:32 PM (Jsiw/) Looper isn't great, but it is better than a lot of the current crap, that's for sure!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 20, 2013 05:34 PM (XdnQT)

210 Shitbrindle Brown

Posted by: killface at July 20, 2013 05:35 PM (dr0xf)

211 Sky Above.

Posted by: George Zimmerman at July 20, 2013 05:35 PM (2+bRt)

212 I like crime scene tape yellow.

Posted by: O.J. at July 20, 2013 05:35 PM (dKV5k)

213 'Paid-in-full Pink'

Posted by: Bob Menendez at July 20, 2013 05:35 PM (Pr6hk)

214 Crazy Stupid Love *** LOVE that movie.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 20, 2013 05:35 PM (jjvz+)

215 BC -- Does the wife like sports movies? The Trouble with the Curve is a great baseball movie

Posted by: L, elle at July 20, 2013 05:36 PM (0PiQ4)

216 I do like that brown eye paint.

Posted by: Bawney Frank at July 20, 2013 05:36 PM (dKV5k)

217 Okay, okay, since Certain People are totally unwilling to expand their cultural horizons how about these:


Safe - Jason Statham killing All The People.   In a suit.


The Hunt for Red October -  I did not know the Soviet nuclear sub captains were Scottish.  


Dumbo - C'mon it's Dumbo!   How can anyone not like that?


Sabrina -  Watch and stare and try to figure out just how tiny Audrey's waist is.


Clue - I.  Am.   Your singing telegram.

Wallace & Gromit - Any of them will do. 


Brick - Dear Brain.   Ilu.  


Elektra Luxx - In which Carla Gugino plays a porn star.  You're welcome.


Haywire - Not nearly as Soderberghy as you think he would make it.

The Andromeda Strain - I have no idea why this movie is so suspenseful but it is.

Three Days of the Condor - Just the first twenty minutes or so and then fast forward to the end and laugh and laugh and laugh about the indignant but I told the NYT!   You will all be exposed!


Mission Impossible:  Ghost Protocol - Pitch perfect popcorn movie.   That is a compliment, btw.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at July 20, 2013 05:36 PM (Gk3SS)

218 Ganja Green

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 20, 2013 05:36 PM (XdnQT)

219 Ok, totally random, but my I just saw this. Awesome. Iron Man iron. http://tinyurl.com/q6n4dow

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 20, 2013 05:36 PM (GEICT)

220 Shrimp and Grits originated as the breakfast of fisherman WAY back in the day.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 20, 2013 09:33 PM (4Mv1T)



I read that while I was searching for recipes. I know it was delish.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 20, 2013 05:36 PM (Hq2RX)

221 a dark shade of gray which i like to call 'Soxon'

Posted by: Client #9 at July 20, 2013 05:36 PM (Pr6hk)

222 Fucking gawt damn son of a bitch. Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 20, 2013 09:34 PM (9HoO6) Men are what they do, it's been that way since the beginning of time.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 20, 2013 05:36 PM (XIxXP)

223 Posted by: Peaches at July 20, 2013 09:34 PM (8lmkt) What's weirder still....I am wearing lots of grey lately, too! I've always liked charcoal grey, but lately I am loving that lighter heathered grey. It really brings out my eyes. We're living in parallel universes!

Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 20, 2013 05:37 PM (9HoO6)

224 Not-Bleached-Incisor

Posted by: George Zimmerman at July 20, 2013 05:37 PM (2+bRt)

225 Cloudy noisome green?

Posted by: cthulhu at July 20, 2013 05:37 PM (T1005)

226 Hopeful beige.  The only color a Dodge Dart should be.

Posted by: SpongeBob ReaverSaget at July 20, 2013 05:38 PM (kxSZr)

227 Someone must have said this one already for paint: Boner Orange Man?

Posted by: L, elle at July 20, 2013 05:38 PM (0PiQ4)

228 If you have a blue room, I highly recommend the Presidential Man Chowder Cream satin paint. Strokes on very easy.

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at July 20, 2013 05:38 PM (dKV5k)

229 Not that I'm bitter or anything.

Fucking gawt damn son of a bitch.

Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 20, 2013 09:34 PM (9HoO6)



So...he's never heard "Happy wife happy life"?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 20, 2013 05:38 PM (c0TUE)

230 My fucking husband is turning our life upside down by insisting on taking a new job in another state after he was supposed to retire at the end of this month and live happily ever after with me here in Arkansas. Asshole. Not that I'm bitter or anything. Fucking gawt damn son of a bitch. Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 20, 2013 09:34 PM (9HoO6) Note to self: Miss Tammy is a beautiful, delicate flower who must loved, cared for, adored and treated with the utmost respect and admiration. And don't you fucking forget it motherfucker.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 20, 2013 05:38 PM (GEICT)

231 I remember, (from my childhood, white-priveleged Box O' 64):

-Raw Umber
-Burnt Umber
*no shit, right?
-Seaweed Green
-Blue-Green
-Green-Blue
*no shit, right?
-Maize
-Cornflower Blue
-Peach
-Brown
-Black
-White

I apologize if your hue was not represented.

...No, I don't.  I could not care any less.

Posted by: Slapweasel at July 20, 2013 05:38 PM (lq3Ak)

232 Excellent recommendation. I knew a lawyer like that character. Sounded like him. *** I actually was able to completely forget that it was Matthew McConaughey in that flick. He did very well in that role. So.... is you friend single?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 20, 2013 05:38 PM (jjvz+)

233 Well yes, but only because of Emma Stone,

Posted by: Lord Marshall at July 20, 2013 05:38 PM (Jsiw/)

234 Starfish red , brown , or bleach .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at July 20, 2013 05:38 PM (0iJzo)

235 Fucking gawt damn son of a bitch.

Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 20, 2013 09:34 PM (9HoO6)


That's right, sweetie, just get it all out of your system.  Cause you know you gonna go and stand by your man.  Best to blow the steam off here . . .  :pixy, where is the fuckin' kissyface, would that be so incredibly hard for you to do?:

Posted by: Peaches at July 20, 2013 05:39 PM (8lmkt)

236 Also wtf my Netflix instant queue is under 500 brb

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at July 20, 2013 05:39 PM (Gk3SS)

237 Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 20, 2013 09:34 PM (9HoO6) Tammy, IÕm sure that you and Thor will work it out. Why would he change his mind like that? It sounds like heaven when you described it earlier in Arkansas. Carol

Posted by: CarolT at July 20, 2013 05:39 PM (z4WKX)

238 Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 20, 2013 09:34 PM (9HoO6) *picks up scotch glass and cigar from floor* Well alrighty then... How do you really feel; cuz you sound a little...restrained... I hope things work out for you guys.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 20, 2013 05:39 PM (N+013)

239 For AlextheChick, two colours.

Ravage Red and Emu Ecru. 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 20, 2013 05:39 PM (qsaBy)

240 You know, crayola flesh color could be a good choice. Then you can hang your pelts without worrying about someone looking through the window. Kind of a camo thing.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 20, 2013 05:39 PM (XIxXP)

241 Men are what they do, it's been that way since the beginning of time. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 20, 2013 09:36 PM (XIxXP) I know, I know. But he doesn't NEED to do it, that's what pisses me off. He's lucky I am such a gentle, dainty flower or I'd castrate him.

Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 20, 2013 05:39 PM (9HoO6)

242 I remember, (from my childhood, white-priveleged Box O' 64): -Raw Umber -Burnt Umber *no shit, right? -Seaweed Green -Blue-Green -Green-Blue *no shit, right? -Maize -Cornflower Blue -Peach -Brown -Black -White I apologize if your hue was not represented. ...No, I don't. I could not care any less. *** OH! OH! OH! Remember when there was a 'flesh' color?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 20, 2013 05:39 PM (jjvz+)

243 'Red Rose'

Posted by: Vince Foster at July 20, 2013 05:39 PM (Pr6hk)

244 I don't know if it's on Netflix or not, but "Dale and Tucker VS Evil"

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 20, 2013 05:40 PM (c0TUE)

245

Per Breitbart:

 

Author Brad Thor offers to buy Zimmerman a new gun since Holder is living up to his name, and holding Z's gun.

 

Pretty much, screw DOJ.  God Bless him.

 

Just ordered Thor's newest tome.

 

 

Posted by: seamrog at July 20, 2013 05:40 PM (yI1GJ)

246 Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 20, 2013 09:28 PM (Hq2RX) Grits with shredded sharp cheddar added while hot is also great for the morning when your nets don't have any shrimpers in them.

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 20, 2013 05:40 PM (XdnQT)

247

Although, praise be, there's never been a better look that a great fitting white t-shirt and some banged up blue jeans.

 

Oh my.

Posted by: Ronster at July 20, 2013 05:40 PM (HoMbw)

248 Is "Jason Aldean" a color?  Cause, if I had to pick just the one, that'd be it. 

Posted by: Peaches at July 20, 2013 05:40 PM (8lmkt)

249 175 Splunge, Instant.

And yeah, we've seen both those movies and they're both great.

Oh. This is one of those graduate-school level questions, then. So I know I can't just suggest Serenity or Moon.

You've probably already thought of this, but the big togetherness thing around Chez Splunge is to get engrossed in a long series together. We did Buffy and Angel, Firefly (naturally), Justified, Star Trek TOS, the first few seasons of 24. I left her on her own to do Walking Dead and Dexter, but maybe there's a possibility there if you like that creepy stuff. If you want to shade your eyes to the outcome of an awesome already-decided, atypical reality show, where the Penny Arcade guys pick their favorite Web cartoonist, check out Strip Search. But it's not on Netflix; I had to buy a gadget to tie my laptop to the TV to get my wife to watch with me.

Posted by: Splunge at July 20, 2013 05:41 PM (bKA83)

250 Liberal Spine Yellow. UN General Trouser Brown. Carredine Purple. And did you notice our new Race Baiter line of paint? Any color you want, except white.

Posted by: Secundus at July 20, 2013 05:41 PM (VZjM0)

251 I read that while I was searching for recipes. I know it was delish. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter
------------------------------

Look for Charleston recipes if you can actually find any. It's sort of a running competition amongst chefs, and they ALL have  a totally different way of making S and Gs.

Sullivan's on Sullivan's Island makes my all time favorite.

Slab of country ham on the bottom. "Brick" or "slab" of fried grits on top of that. Shrimp with some kind of hollandaise-like sauce poured over them on top of all that.

Fried Okra and collards on the side.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 20, 2013 05:41 PM (4Mv1T)

252 I'm surprised CAC hasn't weighed it.

Posted by: CDR M at July 20, 2013 05:41 PM (dKV5k)

253 Oh geez Tammy

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 20, 2013 05:41 PM (qsaBy)

254 I'm still enjoying the White Queen. Their Richard is very handsome with no hunchback. I knew he was portrayed for centuries as ugly and hunchback and gay due to Tudor propaganda. However, the hunchback did pan out. Anyway, in this production he does not - and he's a nice guy until he runs a sword in ya.

Posted by: Filner at July 20, 2013 05:41 PM (cjFRv)

255 Is "Jason Aldean" a color? Cause, if I had to pick just the one, that'd be it. Posted by: Peaches at July 20, 2013 09:40 PM (8lmkt) You're not the lone rangerette, Is there a lust color.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 20, 2013 05:41 PM (XIxXP)

256 In. Fuckin' tablet.

Posted by: CDR M at July 20, 2013 05:41 PM (dKV5k)

257 Eggshell.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at July 20, 2013 05:41 PM (LJ2uj)

258 'Greenback Graft'

Posted by: Rod Blogovich at July 20, 2013 05:41 PM (Pr6hk)

259 Adolescent Yellow.

Posted by: Woody Allen at July 20, 2013 05:42 PM (Aif/5)

260 I don't know if it's on Netflix or not, but "Dale and Tucker VS Evil" Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 20, 2013 09:40 PM (c0TUE) My younger son claims that is a good one!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 20, 2013 05:42 PM (XdnQT)

261 He's lucky I am such a gentle, dainty flower or I'd castrate him.

Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 20, 2013 09:39 PM (9HoO6)




ow...soda in the nose...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 20, 2013 05:42 PM (tL0I0)

262 NDH reminded me, Lincoln Lawyer with Mathew McC was pretty damn good too.

Posted by: L, elle at July 20, 2013 05:42 PM (0PiQ4)

263 For seamrog and all you other slackers (birm):

If there's anyone here who still hasn't seen the vid of Brad Thor busting down on the libtarded fucks in Chicago, Jane D'oh posted it earlier and it's a must-watch:

http://tinyurl.com/muuagpb

Posted by: Peaches at July 20, 2013 09:26 PM (8lmkt)


Posted by: Peaches at July 20, 2013 05:42 PM (8lmkt)

264 And did you notice our new Race Baiter line of paint? Any color you want, except white. *** You can order white, but they'll just make your life a living hell for doing so.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 20, 2013 05:42 PM (jjvz+)

265 And did you notice our new Race Baiter line of paint? Any color you want, except white. Comes with a free huge brush , for super broad strokes .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at July 20, 2013 05:42 PM (0iJzo)

266 'Huggy Flesh'

Posted by: Mayor Bob Fil-n-er-up at July 20, 2013 05:42 PM (Pr6hk)

267 226 Hopeful beige. The only color a Dodge Dart should be. Posted by: SpongeBob ReaverSaget at July 20, 2013 09:38 PM (kxSZr) My Dodge Dart used to be metallic gold.

Posted by: rickl at July 20, 2013 05:42 PM (sdi6R)

268 Author Brad Thor offers to buy Zimmerman a new gun since Holder is living up to his name, and holding Z's gun. Hmm, never read anything by Brad Thor, but I might have to pick up one or two of his books just for this gesture. Even if I don't read them, I could always donate to the Salvation Army.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/b][/u] at July 20, 2013 05:43 PM (CA2NO)

269 Just watched Looper on moronic recommendation. Good flick.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at July 20, 2013 05:43 PM (Lq5WC)

270 Beige?  You mean Rice Crispie Brown?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 20, 2013 05:43 PM (qsaBy)

271 Oh, and it will be interesting to see whether he smothers the kids or they do they died of natural causes. Don't get your hopes up, Ricardians.

Posted by: Filner at July 20, 2013 05:43 PM (cjFRv)

272 'opaque'

Posted by: Debbie Wasserman Schultz at July 20, 2013 05:43 PM (Pr6hk)

273 Posted by: Anthony Weiner at July 20, 2013 09:41 PM (LJ2uj) *** Shrinky-Dink Pink

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 20, 2013 05:43 PM (jjvz+)

274 I did not know the Soviet nuclear sub captains were Scottish.
Suck it, Alex The Check.

Posted by: sean connery at July 20, 2013 05:43 PM (BQ10H)

275 "Remember when there was a 'flesh' color?"
 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse

HAHAHA!  I DO!

...SHIT-STORM-NADO!

Posted by: Slapweasel at July 20, 2013 05:44 PM (lq3Ak)

276 He's lucky I am such a gentle, dainty flower or I'd castrate him. Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 20, 2013 09:39 PM (9HoO6) *fist bump of delicate, innocent flower solidarity!*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/b][/u] at July 20, 2013 05:44 PM (CA2NO)

277 My color?

Turkish brown.

Posted by: Taco Stand at July 20, 2013 05:44 PM (C+qQ0)

278 I almost watched Looper today.

Posted by: CDR M at July 20, 2013 05:44 PM (dKV5k)

279 'Shadow'

Posted by: Sandy Berger at July 20, 2013 05:44 PM (Pr6hk)

280 Don Lemon Party

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 20, 2013 05:44 PM (BQ10H)

281 The mean reds

Posted by: holly at July 20, 2013 05:44 PM (yam3d)

282 Crazy Stupid Love

***

LOVE that movie. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 20, 2013 09:35 PM (jjvz+)


I love Emma Stone in that.

"Now you take off your dress."   "No, no way, not with all that going on, no thank you."  

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at July 20, 2013 05:44 PM (Gk3SS)

283 Comes with a free huge brush , for super broad strokes . **** heh

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 20, 2013 05:44 PM (jjvz+)

284 My younger son claims that is a good one!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 20, 2013 09:42 PM (XdnQT)



It's a funny movie, I thought it was great.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 20, 2013 05:44 PM (tL0I0)

285

Go to 1:00 for color swatches

 

 

http://tinyurl.com/ast8n98

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at July 20, 2013 05:44 PM (bUmSq)

286 I love Emma Stone in that. "Now you take off your dress." "No, no way, not with all that going on, no thank you." *** I love Gosling, too. The two of them just.... click.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 20, 2013 05:45 PM (jjvz+)

287 Hmm, never read anything by Brad Thor, but I might have to pick up one or two of his books just for this gesture. Even if I don't read them, I could always donate to the Salvation Army.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 20, 2013 09:43 PM (CA2NO)


You will be hooked like you won't believe.  His books are amazing and he is amazing and, well, just come back and tell my I'm wrong, eh?

Posted by: Peaches at July 20, 2013 05:45 PM (8lmkt)

288 Joseph Gordon Levitt is another Hwd twat he whines about guns but now spends most of his time shooting people in films -- for the children!

Posted by: Filner at July 20, 2013 05:45 PM (cjFRv)

289 'Power-Glute Purple'

Posted by: Andi Sullivain at July 20, 2013 05:45 PM (Pr6hk)

290 Hmm... a color to describe what my life is like at the moment... I think... Lonely Gold, with a highlight of Hopeful Hazelnut.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/b][/u] at July 20, 2013 05:45 PM (CA2NO)

291 Printing press green

Posted by: Ben Bernanke at July 20, 2013 05:45 PM (dKV5k)

292 actually was able to completely forget that it was Matthew McConaughey in that flick. He did very well in that role.

So.... is you friend single? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse
----------------------------------------

He got me oldest boy out of some real jams. And I think his wife is a lawyer.

And he's in jail now.

Long story, and it was all in the news here. A local story though, like Zimmerman should have been. But nobody died in this one.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 20, 2013 05:46 PM (4Mv1T)

293 we're stickin' with "babyshit" for our color. 

Posted by: Southwest Airlines at July 20, 2013 05:46 PM (8lmkt)

294 I hope things work out for you guys. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 20, 2013 09:39 PM (N+013) Oh, it will. I have already surrendered. He so seldom asks for anything or shows such a strong desire to do something that I can't tell him no, regardless of how upset I am. And I am plenty upset, because the reason I moved out here early was partly to look after my mom, and she refuses to go with us. SO I am torn between the two of them. But one of my cousins is going to stay here for the five years of Thor's contract and part of the free rent is that he does whatever she needs and drives her wherever she needs and checks in with her several tines a day. That at least made it a little easier. Carol, I have no fucking idea; the main thing is, they're offering him obscene amounts of money, but there's a little bitty 29 year old Puerto Rican chick that factors in to it, deny it all he wants.

Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 20, 2013 05:46 PM (9HoO6)

295 Safe - Jason Statham killing All The People. In a suit. Seen it. The Hunt for Red October - I did not know the Soviet nuclear sub captains were Scottish. We both love it. Watched it not long ago. Dumbo - C'mon it's Dumbo! How can anyone not like that? Sabrina - Watch and stare and try to figure out just how tiny Audrey's waist is. Hmmmm.... Clue - I. Am. Your singing telegram. That's a possible. Wallace Gromit - Any of them will do. Funny movies. Kids love em. Brick - Dear Brain. Ilu. Oooo. This could be. Elektra Luxx - In which Carla Gugino plays a porn star. You're welcome. Pregnant porn star? MTV's newest show? Haywire - Not nearly as Soderberghy as you think he would make it. Really like it. Love me some Gina Carano. The Andromeda Strain - I have no idea why this movie is so suspenseful but it is. Yeah, very good. Three Days of the Condor - Just the first twenty minutes or so and then fast forward to the end and laugh and laugh and laugh about the indignant but I told the NYT! You will all be exposed! Lol Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol - Pitch perfect popcorn movie. That is a compliment, btw. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at July 20, 2013 09:36 PM (Gk3SS) I haven't seen a Tom Cruise movie in well over a decade. Because...Tom Cruise. We have similar movie tastes (the wife and I), but I'm perfectly willing to try out some campy, probably crappy scifi fantasy movie just cause. She isn't. *sigh* And now it's almost 10 o'clock. Fail.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 20, 2013 05:46 PM (GEICT)

296 Just read at Gateway Pundit. Hellen Thomas died today. A moment of silence, now PARTY ON.

Posted by: Picric at July 20, 2013 05:46 PM (IRyHM)

297 The lawyer, not my boy.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 20, 2013 05:46 PM (4Mv1T)

298 Pulsing Purple Helmet

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at July 20, 2013 05:46 PM (bUmSq)

299 My Dodge Dart used to be metallic gold.

Your man card has been revoked.

But a chick driving a gold Dart would be kinda hawt.

Posted by: SpongeBob ReaverSaget at July 20, 2013 05:46 PM (kxSZr)

300 No more will my green sea go turn a deeper blue...

Posted by: Taco Stand at July 20, 2013 05:46 PM (C+qQ0)

301

Tom Cruise

 

Knight and Day

 

really very good

Posted by: thunderb at July 20, 2013 05:47 PM (zOTsN)

302 Well I went to see RED2.  Rock on fun.

Victoria's Russian boyfriend as she is sniping, "I love how your toes just curl."  Then he takes a good sniff of one of her carnelian red ankle boots.

Sarah running through a cantena dressed like Carmen Miranda and firing an SMG.  "Well she's your girlfriend Frank."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 20, 2013 05:47 PM (qsaBy)

303 Now Iron Sky, OTOH, makes me want to summon the Necromongers, I don't have to explain why.

Posted by: Lord Marshall at July 20, 2013 05:47 PM (Jsiw/)

304 Pulsating blue.

Posted by: Kratos at July 20, 2013 05:47 PM (dKV5k)

305 Posted by: L, elle at July 20, 2013 09:42 PM (0PiQ4) I actually didn't notice it was McC because he acted the part so well!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 20, 2013 05:48 PM (XdnQT)

306 Is Ryan Gosling Cuter Than A Puppy? http://goo.gl/xZvYs They're full of shite. Puppy wins paws down every time.

Posted by: Filner at July 20, 2013 05:48 PM (cjFRv)

307 *fist bump of delicate, innocent flower solidarity!* Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 20, 2013 09:44 PM (CA2NO) *tucks knife in back of pants, fist-bumps back*

Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 20, 2013 05:48 PM (9HoO6)

308 208 My fucking husband is turning our life upside down by insisting on taking a new job in another state after he was supposed to retire at the end of this month and live happily ever after with me here in Arkansas.

Asshole.

Not that I'm bitter or anything.

Fucking gawt damn son of a bitch.

Retirement is not all that it's cracked up to be. Men die of it. A man needs a purpose. I do not want to presume, but I have read your comments for a very long time now; those comments have led me to conclude that you have the right man for you. And this one leads me to conclude that your man has found his next quest. Doesn't sound too bad to me.

Posted by: Splunge at July 20, 2013 05:48 PM (bKA83)

309 See you on the ONT. I need a rest first.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 20, 2013 05:49 PM (BQ10H)

310 A few years ago I was looking for a color to paint some interior doors with that wasn't white.  I was at HD, tore off a scrap of brown cardboard off some box and had'em color match it it.

It looked great in a semi-gloss.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 20, 2013 05:50 PM (fKXr+)

311 little bitty 29 year old Puerto Rican chick that factors in to it, deny it all he wants.

Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 20, 2013 09:46 PM (9HoO6)


I'm no fortune-teller, Tammy, but that little scrunt will rue the day she got on your bad side.  And if that day is long in coming, I'm happy to visit and help you hurry it along. 

Posted by: Peaches at July 20, 2013 05:50 PM (8lmkt)

312 Starfish red , brown , or bleach .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at July 20, 2013 09:38 PM (0iJzo)


HEH!!

The Old Dusty Trail.


Posted by: Portnoy at July 20, 2013 05:50 PM (g9Osd)

313 Is this 29yo Puerto Rican chick hot?

Posted by: Ronster at July 20, 2013 05:51 PM (HoMbw)

314 Fumunda Butta Cream

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at July 20, 2013 05:51 PM (bUmSq)

315 I'm no fortune-teller, Tammy, but that little scrunt will rue the day she got on your bad side. And if that day is long in coming, I'm happy to visit and help you hurry it along.
Posted by: Peaches
----------------------------------

The 'ettes are planning an east coast scrap! 

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 20, 2013 05:51 PM (4Mv1T)

316 Posted by: Kratos at July 20, 2013 09:47 PM (dKV5k)

KRATOS!!!!!  Yay!!!!!  I am all smiley all over just seeing you here. 

Posted by: Peaches at July 20, 2013 05:51 PM (8lmkt)

317 Fukitall Fuschia

Posted by: chemjeff at July 20, 2013 05:51 PM (9GG/0)

318 Retirement is not all that it's cracked up to be. Men die of it. A man needs a purpose. I do not want to presume, but I have read your comments for a very long time now; those comments have led me to conclude that you have the right man for you. And this one leads me to conclude that your man has found his next quest. Doesn't sound too bad to me. Posted by: Splunge at July 20, 2013 09:48 PM (bKA83) Those are all fine common sense comments, but I think sometimes women just want to vent and not be told a damn thing. I make that mistake myself. It took Mrs. Sailor near 15 years to make me understand she just wants to bitch and doesn't want me to fix anything.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 20, 2013 05:51 PM (XIxXP)

319 little bitty 29 year old Puerto Rican chick that factors in to it, deny it all he wants. Whoa, I'm out.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 20, 2013 05:52 PM (XIxXP)

320 Posted by: Splunge at July 20, 2013 09:48 PM (bKA83) 208 TaT: Sage advice there from Splunge. Some men enjoy and indeed thrive on work, and retirement does not become them. You two sound like a good match, a very rare thing today, so I hope that you both thrive together and manage to keep all your family obligations covered.

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 20, 2013 05:53 PM (XdnQT)

321 I need to make myself something to eat. IÕll be back for ONT. Tammy sans Thor, I hope things work out. Splunge was right with the comment that a man needs a purpose. I know of many men that have retired and then only get another job after being retired for few months or so. Thank all of you again for your prayers. Peaches, i posted it late in last thread, but I read exactly what you wrote to Paul, but his didnÕt understand Horde if you get my drift. I spelled it out for him. Carol

Posted by: CarolT at July 20, 2013 05:53 PM (z4WKX)

322 I'm a man. Men can identify less colors visually than they have fingers on their hands. Also, why are we discriminating against the rest of the electromagnetic spectrum? A little ultra-violet mood music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xGLQLhGYAk

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 20, 2013 05:53 PM (Vk2pI)

323 Btw, NDH, if you're still around, I ended up not going to the rally. Plans did not fall through with friends. And the wife flipped shit on me when I broached the subject of going down there.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 20, 2013 05:53 PM (GEICT)

324 Probably Grayish-Grey.  Or perhaps Greyish-Gray

Posted by: Insert Clever Name Here at July 20, 2013 05:54 PM (SS8WM)

325 Well folks, my time in skating rink hell is coming to a close so I'm out for now. See you later on the ONT.


Later roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 20, 2013 05:54 PM (tL0I0)

326 I had a hand in moving people all over the US for 24 years as a headhunter. Say what you will, but women feel strongly about being close to their family when they have babies, and when their parents get old.

Men? We're like stray dogs. We'll go anywhere, anytime. 

Venus, Mars.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 20, 2013 05:54 PM (4Mv1T)

327 I don't know about y'all, but I'm feeling a little Smoky Puce right about now.

Posted by: Hank at July 20, 2013 05:54 PM (adMMf)

328 Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 20, 2013 09:46 PM (9HoO6) And re the PR chica, are they still hiring?

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 20, 2013 05:55 PM (XdnQT)

329
    Men do not die from retirement.

  
     It's the honey-do list that kills.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 20, 2013 05:55 PM (SAMxH)

330 Fuschia

Posted by: chemjeff at July 20, 2013 09:51 PM (9GG/0)


I'd like to be surprised at that and, yet, not so much. 

Posted by: Peaches at July 20, 2013 05:55 PM (8lmkt)

331 We have similar movie tastes (the wife and I), but I'm perfectly willing to try out some campy, probably crappy scifi fantasy movie just cause. She isn't.

*sigh*

And now it's almost 10 o'clock. Fail. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 20, 2013 09:46 PM (GEICT)


Awwww.

I will now be firing up Brick because I love it like cake.   "I've got all five senses and I slept last night so that puts me six up on the lot of you." 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at July 20, 2013 05:55 PM (Gk3SS)

332 Color : can be only be white hot rage and black despair and the grey of indifference.

Posted by: Bi Polar at July 20, 2013 05:55 PM (29OkS)

333 Sabrina - Watch and stare and try to figure out just how tiny Audrey's waist is. *** Despite the quality acting, I find that I prefer the remake with Harrison Ford and Julia Ormond. There's just something about Bogey's treatment of Audrey in the "all in the family" scene that makes me want to scream.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 20, 2013 05:55 PM (jjvz+)

334 GGE, ran across a brave soul at movie theatre.  Parked out in the hinter-lands their 2011 GT500.  Brave person considering just 20 feet away were people who could not park straight.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 20, 2013 05:55 PM (qsaBy)

335 hubby and I have done the long distance thing more than most due to deployments, work, etc.  He has never cheated to my knowledge, neither have I.  But I wouldn't give any dick too much leash.  They are only human and some women are opportunists

Posted by: thunderb at July 20, 2013 05:55 PM (zOTsN)

336 318 I think sometimes women just want to vent and not be told a damn thing. I make that mistake myself. It took Mrs. Sailor near 15 years to make me understand she just wants to bitch and doesn't want me to fix anything.

This is not just true, but so true that it should be engraved onto a plaque and handed to every male who is in a relationship lasting longer than two months.

And yet, with my Y chromosome, I must learn it anew each time I talk to a different woman, or after a new month is showing on the calendar. Guys want to fix stuff, that's just how it is. The one success I can claim is having accepted the "just because I'm complaining about something you can't really fix, doesn't mean I'm unhappy to be with you" frame.

Posted by: Splunge at July 20, 2013 05:56 PM (bKA83)

337 Plans did not fall through with friends. And the wife flipped shit on me when I broached the subject of going down there. *** Good! I adore your wife, having never even met her.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 20, 2013 05:56 PM (jjvz+)

338 I don't agonize over colors too much.

Obviously you avoid black cars and cars with dark interiors, and dark shingle roofs in south FL. 

Other than that, meh.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 20, 2013 05:57 PM (fKXr+)

339 "...the main thing is, they're offering him obscene amounts of money, but there's a little bitty 29 year old Puerto Rican chick that factors in to it, deny it all he wants." Oh man, Miss Tammy. I am so sorry to hear that. I hope you guys overcome that. Of course if you move with him, you could visit said trollop and set her straight. Think of it as an expression of your charity.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 20, 2013 05:57 PM (N+013)

340 Rose - Morning Wood
Blue - You knew you would.
Yellow - Journalism
Ochre - Ash?  ...it's a decision
Red - The ONT?  No.
Silver - Hi, Ho!
Gold - Glenn Beck Says So
Orange - You glad you met me?
Pink - Tasty little target.
Violet - femmes

Posted by: Slapweasel at July 20, 2013 05:57 PM (lq3Ak)

341 I'm no fortune-teller, Tammy, but that little scrunt will rue the day she got on your bad side. And if that day is long in coming, I'm happy to visit and help you hurry it along. Posted by: Peaches at July 20, 2013 09:50 PM (8lmkt) SOB, IÕll be with you Peaches! Carol

Posted by: CarolT at July 20, 2013 05:58 PM (z4WKX)

342 Havent read comments. But my life is golden zebra dun, and smokey black. Sometimes mahogany bay. But then, it Always is....

Posted by: gushie can has mobile phone at July 20, 2013 05:58 PM (9cwel)

343 Posted by: The Political Hat at July 20, 2013 09:53 PM (Vk2pI) If I recall correctly, most females have color sensors in the yellow region of the spectrum and can actually resolve more colors that the males that lack this sensitivity.

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 20, 2013 05:58 PM (XdnQT)

344 I'm still doing this colored thing.

Posted by: MFM at July 20, 2013 05:59 PM (lq3Ak)

345 Good! I adore your wife, having never even met her. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 20, 2013 09:56 PM (jjvz+) Yeah, she instantly got very loud and lots of Ette approved language was used. Starting with "Fuck no. Have you lost your fucking mind? You are not going down there and getting your white ass stomped so you can take a few pictures and see what's going on. Fuck. No."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 20, 2013 05:59 PM (GEICT)

346

Posted by: Kratos at July 20, 2013 09:47 PM (dKV5k)

 

Decide that not enough people were realizing you wer posting as a Blue-skinned, ruby eyed, tactical genius?

Posted by: buzzion at July 20, 2013 05:59 PM (LI48c)

347 If you got a chance at a few years of obscene money, take it.  The next decade could get rough.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 20, 2013 05:59 PM (fKXr+)

348 Carol, good night and God bless.  You know we've all got your back and, even more important right now, your brother's. 

Posted by: Peaches at July 20, 2013 05:59 PM (8lmkt)

349 May love invade your soul so joyously that you inadvertently knock an unimportant tube out of a vein. -In Jesus' Name I Pray ...Amen Posted by: Slapweasel at July 20, 2013 09:31 PM (lq3Ak) I thanked you, Slapweasel. I read it towards end of last thread and cut and pasted end of it above. Thank you. Carol

Posted by: CarolT at July 20, 2013 06:00 PM (z4WKX)

350 181 If you missed it in the last thread, ma'am...

A prayer for CarolT: I'll be on my knees, praying for your brother and his doctors
tonight. I'll ask God to allow you a soft place to land on any given
evening. I ask only for His salvation in your efforts to comfort the
ones who need it most.

I will ask Him to assuage the fear and ill-felt emotion of a moment, an afternoon, another day.

May
Our Lord give you the strength to continue your blessed work. Our
prayers will be behind you and I'll pray you find comfort surrounds you.

I'll pray comfort surrounds your dear brother.

May love invade your soul so joyously that you inadvertently knock an unimportant tube out of a vein.

-In Jesus' Name I Pray

...Amen

Posted by: Slapweasel at July 20, 2013 09:31 PM (lq3Ak)



If you were preachin' locally, I could see myself attending your church.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 20, 2013 06:00 PM (T1005)

351

263 Peaches

 

Ouch, didn't know I was a slacker.

 

I make the mistake of actually reading the blog.

 

I didn't know that Brad Thor was from Chicago. ( So am I) Rahm sucks.

 

I've read all of his stuff. He and Vince Flynn (RIP) are/were my faves.

Posted by: seamrog at July 20, 2013 06:00 PM (yI1GJ)

352 I don't care if he gets another job; in fact I am a firm believer in men staying busy and I figured I'd probably insist get something part time eventually.. But it didn't need to be a thousand miles away, and it didn't need to be something that is going to consume his every waking hour. I am half afraid the stress will kill him. Anyway, venting over. Thanks for listening. I still can't believe it's happening, but I'll try and shut up about it!

Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 20, 2013 06:00 PM (9HoO6)

353 Gushka!!  They say it's your birthday!  Happy birthday to ya?  (guitar riff)

Posted by: Peaches at July 20, 2013 06:00 PM (8lmkt)

354 I promised myself I wouldn't cry tonight, ladies.

Posted by: Slapweasel at July 20, 2013 06:01 PM (lq3Ak)

355 agree.  Take the obscene money, block the Puerto Rican pussy

Posted by: thunderb at July 20, 2013 06:01 PM (zOTsN)

356 If I recall correctly, most females have color sensors in the yellow region of the spectrum and can actually resolve more colors that the males that lack this sensitivity. Posted by: Hrothgar at July 20, 2013 09:58 PM (XdnQT) Agreed, but muscle car colors? Men got it goin on.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 20, 2013 06:02 PM (XIxXP)

357 BCochran and OSP, this movie looks fun.  Robert DeNiro, Tommy Lee Jones, and Michelle Pfeiffer.  The Family.

http://youtu.be/nwZNypYmPFE

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 20, 2013 06:02 PM (qsaBy)

358 If you were preachin' locally, I could see myself attending your church.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 20, 2013 10:00 PM (T1005)


Slapweasel is definitely the best I've ever heard, in the prayer department.  I am humbled by his awesomeness.

Posted by: Peaches at July 20, 2013 06:02 PM (8lmkt)

359 If you were preachin' locally, I could see myself attending your church.
Posted by: cthulhu
--------------------------------

We have our own chaplain here at the HQ.

The Right Reverend SlapWeasle

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 20, 2013 06:02 PM (4Mv1T)

360 Purple Haze all in my brain. Lately things don't seem the same.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at July 20, 2013 06:02 PM (E/Bc5)

361 I like it when the thread is long because you can read all the comments. I read most of the comments on the last thread. I learned a lot about so many of you today. IÕve been here for five plus years. I put my television on and now itÕs going off, Geraldo is on. I am going to go make myself something to eat. Tammy sans Thor, I will be with Peaches if you need help! IÕll be back for ONT!

Posted by: CarolT at July 20, 2013 06:02 PM (z4WKX)

362 Portapotty brown.

Posted by: Corona at July 20, 2013 06:02 PM (fh2Y7)

363 Btw folks, I believe that we do have an Ordained Moron. FenelonSpoke if I remember correctly.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 20, 2013 06:03 PM (GEICT)

364 Posted by: cthulhu at July 20, 2013 10:00 PM (T1005)

Thank you, Sir.  It was sincere and I appreciate your continued diligence in my effort to allow some comfort, via Our Lord.

...look at me.  I'm getting allergies again.

Posted by: Slapweasel at July 20, 2013 06:03 PM (lq3Ak)

365 Portapotty brown. Posted by: Corona at July 20, 2013 10:02 PM (fh2Y7) Brand new porta potty blue water is really pretty.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 20, 2013 06:03 PM (XIxXP)

366 Yeah, she instantly got very loud and lots of Ette approved language was used. Starting with "Fuck no. Have you lost your fucking mind? You are not going down there and getting your white ass stomped so you can take a few pictures and see what's going on. Fuck. No." Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 20, 2013 09:59 PM (GEICT) Oh, the generational differences. Thor would have been out the door that much faster. My fatal mistake in this entire new job fiasco was immediately saying "Fuck. No."

Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 20, 2013 06:04 PM (9HoO6)

367 Links Green. 9 Iron Grey.

Posted by: Barky at July 20, 2013 06:05 PM (Aif/5)

368 I'm an ordained priest in some weird CA church.  Can do legal marriages and stuff.

Back in the 1980's it was like $20 mail order for the credentials. 

Slip one of those clergy plaques up on the dash and you avoid a lot of parking tickets.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 20, 2013 06:05 PM (fKXr+)

369 Agreed, but muscle car colors? Men got it goin on. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 20, 2013 10:02 PM (XIxXP) Car colors and finishes are the one color related exception where males have the advantage! Candy Apple Red for example!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 20, 2013 06:05 PM (XdnQT)

370 Oh, the generational differences. Thor would have been out the door that much faster. My fatal mistake in this entire new job fiasco was immediately saying "Fuck. No." Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 20, 2013 10:04 PM (9HoO6) My wife grew up hood. Just outside DC. And her father was a cop for many years in some rough areas. She doesn't fucking play. And I like all my body parts where they're currently at. Plus I like having sex with something other than my hand.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 20, 2013 06:06 PM (GEICT)

371 My fatal mistake in this entire new job fiasco was immediately saying "Fuck. No."

Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 20, 2013 10:04 PM (9HoO6)


That's okay, Tammy.  We still have to compile the "Puerto Rican tranny" reel for his viewing enjoyment.  He'll be squirming in his Calvins every time he has to take a meeting with that little thingy.

Posted by: Peaches at July 20, 2013 06:06 PM (8lmkt)

372 Thanks for the offers of help, ladies, but if he wants her, he can go right on ahead and have her. He says he doesn't. GUSHIE! Happy Birthday!

Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 20, 2013 06:06 PM (9HoO6)

373 Okay, all bed time for me since I'm just that cool.


Try to play nice, m'kay?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at July 20, 2013 06:06 PM (Gk3SS)

374 Posted by: Purp at July 20, 2013 10:05 PM (fKXr+) Is that how Al Sharpton became a reverend? $20 via mail?

Posted by: CarolT at July 20, 2013 06:06 PM (z4WKX)

375 368 I'm an ordained priest in some weird CA church. Can do legal marriages and stuff.

Back in the 1980's it was like $20 mail order for the credentials.

Slip one of those clergy plaques up on the dash and you avoid a lot of parking tickets.

Posted by: Purp at July 20, 2013 10:05 PM (fKXr+)

 

Now I think you can do it over the internet.

Posted by: buzzion at July 20, 2013 06:06 PM (LI48c)

376 Hammertone Gray

Alternatively, Puke Puce

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 20, 2013 06:07 PM (aDwsi)

377 Candy Apple Red for example! Posted by: Hrothgar at July 20, 2013 10:05 PM (XdnQT) And we can tell you if it's shot over a gold or silver base.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 20, 2013 06:07 PM (XIxXP)

378 My fatal mistake in this entire new job fiasco was immediately saying "Fuck. No." Posted by: Tammy sans Thor Heh! Just like the Grumpy Grandma. Direct and to the point.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 20, 2013 06:07 PM (N+013)

379 "Is that how Al Sharpton became a reverend? $20 via mail?"
 Posted by: CarolT

I'd be willing to bet on it, ma'am.

Posted by: Slapweasel at July 20, 2013 06:08 PM (lq3Ak)

380 All I need is a few cult followers and I could get my crib declared tax exempt as a place of worship.


Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 20, 2013 06:08 PM (fKXr+)

381 Purp, worship the head of Holy Lettuce that is non-GMO.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 20, 2013 06:09 PM (qsaBy)

382 Is that how Al Sharpton became a reverend? $20 via mail? Posted by: CarolT at July 20, 2013 10:06 PM (z4WKX) I can't imagine any time spent at Seminary, so I would bet, yes.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 20, 2013 06:09 PM (XIxXP)

383 Happy birthday Gushka

Tammy, well based on recent country songs, if a man cheats on a Southern woman, he can expect to have his truck vandalized, be run over by a Cadillac, and then have his whole town burned down.  so he should know better.

Posted by: chemjeff at July 20, 2013 06:09 PM (9GG/0)

384 Slapweasel and FenelonSpoke are both unbelievably inspirational. I generally feel better for an hour or two after I read one of their posts! After that, it wears off and the Black Dog is barking at my heels.

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 20, 2013 06:10 PM (XdnQT)

385 379 "Is that how Al Sharpton became a reverend? $20 via mail?" Posted by: CarolT I'd be willing to bet on it, ma'am. Posted by: Slapweasel at July 20, 2013 10:08 PM (lq3Ak) I've mentioned it before, of all the times that the Reverend Al and Jesse Jackson have been on tv or speaking publicly, I can't ever remember the words "Jesus Christ", "salvation", "Savior" or the like being uttered. Last I checked, those are kind of a big deal to pastors/reverends/priests.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 20, 2013 06:10 PM (GEICT)

386 For like a $75 donation, they'd give you a fancier title like pope or arch bishop.  I went with the bargain basement priest package.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 20, 2013 06:10 PM (fKXr+)

387 Been gone today did millions march for traytable?

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at July 20, 2013 06:11 PM (9+ccr)

388 Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 20, 2013 10:09 PM (XIxXP) Except in $harpton's case, he got the $20 as a government AA grant!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 20, 2013 06:11 PM (XdnQT)

389 Colors......hmmmm...... Spiderclown brownish ick

Posted by: Navycopjoe at July 20, 2013 06:11 PM (OpRai)

390 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 20, 2013 10:10 PM (GEICT) Yes, but that's for Christian pastors/reverends/priests.

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 20, 2013 06:12 PM (XdnQT)

391 Tammy, well based on recent country songs, if a man cheats on a Southern woman, he can expect to have his truck vandalized, be run over by a Cadillac, and then have his whole town burned down. so he should know better. Posted by: chemjeff at July 20, 2013 10:09 PM (9GG/0) Yeah, went from stand by your man to Destroy that man. Bitches done got onry.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 20, 2013 06:12 PM (XIxXP)

392 According to the link in my nic, Sharpton became an ordained minister in the Pentecostal church at 10 years old. Not sure how that works.

Posted by: Adam at July 20, 2013 06:12 PM (Aif/5)

393 I went with the bargain basement priest package.

Posted by: Purp at July 20, 2013 10:10 PM (fKXr+)


so . . . no edible altar boys with that?

Posted by: Peaches at July 20, 2013 06:12 PM (8lmkt)

394 Oh, now you can become a minister for free over the internet.

http://ulc.net/index.php?page=ordain


Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 20, 2013 06:13 PM (fKXr+)

395 Lettuce was seen as an aphrodisiac by the Egyptians way back in the day.

Posted by: CDR M at July 20, 2013 06:13 PM (dKV5k)

396 383. As a guy who married a southern chick.... You forgot the long painful death

Posted by: Navycopjoe at July 20, 2013 06:13 PM (OpRai)

397 Purp - Did you get the water closet squared away? Inquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 20, 2013 06:13 PM (aDwsi)

398 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 20, 2013 10:06 PM (GEICT) I grew up hillbilly, and come from a long line of murderers, bank robbers and arsonists (although that was somewhat of a mistake. He just meant to burn down the gas station, not the entire town) Thor ain't afraid of me. Mind you, he doesn't let me get too hungry, and he never lets me run out of cool drinks on hot days! And I know your wife would never use sex as a weapon, for all your fine talking!

Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 20, 2013 06:13 PM (9HoO6)

399 so . . . no edible altar boys with that? Posted by: Peaches at July 20, 2013 10:12 PM (8lmkt) A bag of bite size snickers stuffed with an ambien.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 20, 2013 06:14 PM (XIxXP)

400 According to the link in my nic, Sharpton became an ordained minister in the Pentecostal church at 10 years old. Not sure how that works. Edible alter boy? *h/t Peaches*

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 20, 2013 06:14 PM (N+013)

401 Damn. The wife is upset. She just found out, via Facebook, that the security guard from her high school has died. She's always talked about how nice he was and what a good person he was. Sucks.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 20, 2013 06:15 PM (GEICT)

402 How come the left isn't bitching and moaning anymore about East Africa? Did Obama invade or something?

Posted by: Filner at July 20, 2013 06:15 PM (cjFRv)

403 According to the link in my nic, Sharpton became an ordained minister in the Pentecostal church at 10 years old. Not sure how that works. They must have mistook ebonics for speaking in tounges.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 20, 2013 06:15 PM (XIxXP)

404 399. My laughing at that means my hole in hell got a little deeper

Posted by: Navycopjoe at July 20, 2013 06:15 PM (OpRai)

405 For any who may not have seen it, Guido posted a link to a truly epic rant by a guy down in Mississippi today, re the Treyvon Martin  'events'

http://tinyurl.com/ouugkf9

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 20, 2013 06:15 PM (aDwsi)

406 Posted by: chemjeff at July 20, 2013 10:09 PM (9GG/0) Cheating is a whole 'nuther thing entirely.

Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 20, 2013 06:15 PM (9HoO6)

407 385 I've mentioned it before, of all the times that the Reverend Al and Jesse Jackson have been on tv or speaking publicly, I can't ever remember the words "Jesus Christ", "salvation", "Savior" or the like being uttered.

I've looked up the qualifications for "race guilt media whore" and "race guilt extortionist," and  and the words you mention do not appear anywhere. Perhaps you have these gentlemen's titles wrong.

Posted by: Splunge at July 20, 2013 06:15 PM (bKA83)

408 My peculiar aristocratic title back in 2007 was -
Reverend Countess Anna Puma the Charming of Dicken St Charles

http://annapuna.blogspot.com/2007/01/silly-titles.html

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 20, 2013 06:16 PM (qsaBy)

409 One of my favourite cartoons was called 'Porterfield', and it generally revolved around business topics.  One showed a man at a desk, reading sales statistics, with a sign reading "Fullbean Paints" on the wall behind him.  "Well Porterfield," he said "I see we've sold 2,000 cans of Harvest Gold and 4,000 cans of Robin's-Egg Blue.  But we've yet to sell a single can of your Toilet White."

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at July 20, 2013 06:16 PM (FkH4y)

410 Movies-I love Breakfast at TiffanyÕs and hope no Hollywood producer has an idea to remake it. I love that movie and Audrey Hepburn. Slapweasel, please donÕt cry because of my brother. I thought he was going to die in early April. I talked with his doctor after six days and asked him to tell me the truth, on April 5 the odds were 50-50 heÕd pull through. He had strep infection in his blood, pneumonia and urinary tract. When they finally took him off the ventilator it was after ten days and he couldnÕt move. It was another week before they found infection was in his cervical spine, (neck) and the surgeon had to take out the infected discs. His life is in GodÕs hands and I believe that when God wants you itÕs your time. Thank you. Carol

Posted by: CarolT at July 20, 2013 06:17 PM (z4WKX)

411 watchin Ray Donovan.  Like an Irish Hollywood Tony Soprano.  I like it.  The girl who takes the dog from the serial killer in Silence of the Lambs is in it

Posted by: thunderb at July 20, 2013 06:17 PM (zOTsN)

412 And I know your wife would never use sex as a weapon, for all your fine talking! Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 20, 2013 10:13 PM (9HoO6) That whole comment made me laugh. And yes, yes she would. It would be "I'm mad at you and that means I'm not in the mood."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 20, 2013 06:17 PM (GEICT)

413 Did you get the water closet squared away?

I've been procrastinating like crazy and peeing in the sink.  That's getting kinda old, and my excuses are running thin...

Its just the dread factor.  I hate this kind shit with the heat of a thousand suns.  Its probably less than an hour start to finish, but its a very unpleasant hour.

I ran through all of season 2 Person of Interest...so now I'm backed into a corner.  It'll happen tonight.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 20, 2013 06:17 PM (fKXr+)

414 Cheating is a whole 'nuther thing entirely. Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 20, 2013 10:15 PM (9HoO6) Wanting to work (especially for obscene amounts of money) is one thing. Wanting to cheat is something entirely different.

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 20, 2013 06:17 PM (XdnQT)

415 408. Dicken St Charles? Anna, is there a secret you'd like to share?

Posted by: Navycopjoe at July 20, 2013 06:18 PM (OpRai)

416 I'd rather go inconspicuously, sans title, hopeful and inspired.  Anonymity and joy beats the Hell out of famous and misdirected.

I've barely skimmed the Bible.  My entire weight of faith is two years of church-school, Sundays and blessed friends.

Should my gift, from God, of prose present well?  I only hope it gives the intended comfort.

Bless You All and thank you.

*I've got to pee and get something out of my eye.  BRB.

Posted by: Slapweasel at July 20, 2013 06:18 PM (lq3Ak)

417 You know its time to do something when even you think your excuses are way lame, right?  Yea.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 20, 2013 06:18 PM (fKXr+)

418 402 How come the left isn't bitching and moaning anymore about East Africa? Did Obama invade or something?

My absolute favorite "Hey, why did the left shut up about this?" topic is SUVs. First, they were outraged. Then, they bought SUVs. Finally, they were silent.

For anyone with a sense of history, it is almost surreal to drive around Marin County or Berkeley, and count the SUVs.

Posted by: Splunge at July 20, 2013 06:18 PM (bKA83)

419 Tammy - I have spent quite a bit of time in the part of the country that you mention. N. Georgia, W. NC, which is where I am now. Sis and  BIL live just south of Clayton, GA. Lake Burton is still one of my favorite spots.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 20, 2013 06:19 PM (aDwsi)

420 Navycopjoe not at the moment.  That is what that random title generator generated.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 20, 2013 06:19 PM (qsaBy)

421 I grew up hillbilly, and come from a long line of murderers, bank robbers and arsonists (although that was somewhat of a mistake. He just meant to burn down the gas station, not the entire town)

Tammy, I am slackjawed with envy . . .

Posted by: Peaches at July 20, 2013 06:19 PM (8lmkt)

422

I,too am cursed with the Y chromosome. What I do for a living is predicting, preventing and solving potential problems.

 

When my better half presents problems, I make the fatal mistake of trying to solve them.

 

I've complicated these situations by using logic. Logic doesn't have a chance against emotion.

 

I have been told that I shouldn't try to resolve the situation, I should just feel it.

 

I have further complicated things by saying " If you don't want the problem solved, don't tell me about it, call one of your sisters"

I realize that Marriage causes brain cell loss, because I was not THIS stupid when I was single. ( 20yrs in, yep I'm a moron)

Posted by: seamrog at July 20, 2013 06:19 PM (yI1GJ)

423 My laughing at that means my hole in hell got a little deeper. Heh! I'm still snickering over that one, mostly because she beat me to the punch with much better snark. I was gonna ask if you had to pay for the alter boy separately and sign as Hairy Reed.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 20, 2013 06:19 PM (N+013)

424 ONT up.

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 20, 2013 06:19 PM (Vk2pI)

425 O.N.T.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 20, 2013 06:20 PM (GEICT)

426 Tammy, oh he's not cheating?  Well that is a relief at least

Posted by: chemjeff at July 20, 2013 06:20 PM (9GG/0)

427 Posted by: Splunge at July 20, 2013 10:18 PM (bKA83) I remember when they were whining about that in 2004 and Kerry tried to hide the fact that he owned 9. Also Obama like those huge Chevy Suburbans.

Posted by: Filner at July 20, 2013 06:21 PM (cjFRv)

428 I ran through all of season 2 Person of Interest...so now I'm backed into a corner. It'll happen tonight.
Posted by: Purp
----------

Yeah...., sure.
My advice is, don't start until the local hardware store is open. On the other hand (unless a shut-off valve leaks) you have nothing to lose by starting to take things apart.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 20, 2013 06:22 PM (aDwsi)

429 395 Lettuce was seen as an aphrodisiac by the Egyptians way back in the day. Posted by: CDR M at July 20, 2013 10:13 PM (dKV5k) I guess it didn't take much to turn the Egyptians on.

Posted by: rickl at July 20, 2013 06:22 PM (sdi6R)

430 422 I have further complicated things by saying " If you don't want the problem solved, don't tell me about it, call one of your sisters"

Yeah, no. I had to go through all the steps here:

(1) You are telling me about a problem. You must want it solved.

(2) OK, you don't want it solved? What do you want? Oh, you just want me to listen? Can do.

(3) OK, I listened, and you're not happy. What do you want? Oh, you want me to say something?

(4) ...OK, the something I should say is not about solving the problem...

(5) I think I have it now. You want me to listen, you want me to say something, but what you want me to say is something that validates you? OK, got it.

(6) Wait, what is this "validate" thing exactly?

I'm somewhere in the middle of step (6), and I consider myself to be very advanced indeed...though that is a long way from mastery.

Posted by: Splunge at July 20, 2013 06:24 PM (bKA83)

431 Wanting to cheat is something entirely different. Posted by: Hrothgar at July 20, 2013 10:17 PM (XdnQT) He says he doesn't. And he brought me along to the third interview, I think partly to keep him honest, but also because I think he's a little taken back by the intensity of her pursuit. She was stunned to see me when she came to pick him up (yes, she came to pick him up at the airport). But I also think he's flattered by the attention, and I don't blame him, I really don't, but neither do I need this kind of bullshit at my age. (I'll be 50 in November) And I think this is why he wants us to get a house in Chapel Hill instead him getting a condo and me having a place in the mountains with weekend visits.

Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 20, 2013 06:25 PM (9HoO6)

432

430 splunge

 

Thanks, I thought it was just me.

 

It hurts my brain to try to get it to see things from a "emotional" (read female perspective.

I'd write more but the seasonal feeding of the herd ( horde) has moved on to the ONT. See ya there

Posted by: seamrog at July 20, 2013 06:34 PM (yI1GJ)

433 "I'm somewhere in the middle of step (6), and I consider myself to be very advanced indeed...though that is a long way from mastery."

Posted by: Splunge

There is no such thing as "mastery"... lol.  For all my prose, I'm still a Moron!

You've gone through all the Manly Steps, amigo.  That's pretty damned good!

Posted by: Slapweasel at July 20, 2013 06:40 PM (lq3Ak)

434 Panicky puce

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at July 20, 2013 07:28 PM (5H6zj)

435 periscope pearl

Posted by: rammer at July 20, 2013 07:30 PM (Xm4AH)

Posted by: Vic at July 20, 2013 09:11 PM (lZvxr)

437 335 hubby and I have done the long distance thing more than most due to deployments, work, etc. He has never cheated to my knowledge, neither have I. But I wouldn't give any dick too much leash. They are only human and some women are opportunists Posted by: thunderb 32 years married to two dead girls. Never touched another woman.... Details in nick. Can't argue with what you say- but some of us stay true.

Posted by: backhoe at July 21, 2013 12:44 AM (ULH4o)

438 Shitbrindel Tan.  The ultimate grunt color. Mud, attitude, hope, reality.  And, here comes the enemy.

Posted by: 4IDRVN at July 21, 2013 08:39 PM (/iqxi)

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