December 09, 2013

The Secret Truth at the Heart of the Male-Female Dynamic
— Ace

Via @benk84's news dump, just a wonderful video of straightforward-thinking, low-drama dogs, terrorized by emotionally-volatile cats who pretend to be "Just Fine" but who actually aren't fine at all.

If you watch through to the end, you'll see the poor dogs -- reasonable, agreeable creatures who just want to live life without any problems -- are well-justified in fearing the cats.

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1 'Fine' is the worst word you can hear.

Posted by: Man at December 09, 2013 09:28 AM (5WkPq)

2 My kitty is a 20 lbs behemoth.  If he were a seafaring vessel, he would easily classify as a dreadnaught.  Maybe superdreadnaught.


Posted by: EC at December 09, 2013 09:28 AM (GQ8sn)

3
So many cats.

So few recipes.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2013 09:28 AM (nELVU)

4 What I'm hoping is that the first thirty years of marriage is the hardest.  That way I have a chance at happiness someday.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 09, 2013 09:28 AM (Hx5uv)

5

Suck it Buzzfeed!!!! lol

 

Tom Cotton 2014!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: prescient11 at December 09, 2013 09:28 AM (tVTLU)

6 Those cats are assholes.

Posted by: RWC at December 09, 2013 09:29 AM (fWAjv)

7 Furry assholes at that.

Posted by: RWC at December 09, 2013 09:30 AM (fWAjv)

8 Feline domination.

The natural order of things.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 09, 2013 09:30 AM (BDU/a)

9 3
So many cats.

So few recipes.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2013 01:28 PM (nELVU)

 

 

Tell me about it.

Posted by: ALF at December 09, 2013 09:30 AM (5iuEW)

10 2 My kitty is a 20 lbs behemoth. If he were a seafaring vessel, he would easily classify as a dreadnaught. Maybe superdreadnaught. --- Triana, your pussy hates me!

Posted by: Dean Venture at December 09, 2013 09:30 AM (/Crba)

11 Felix domesticus is a lot wilder than your average pooch.

Posted by: fluffy at December 09, 2013 09:30 AM (Ua6T/)

12 don't punish the dog for tearing the cat apart and the dog's problem will be solved.

Posted by: tully sempronicus at December 09, 2013 09:31 AM (lB/5N)

13

So you're saying women are over-emotional, homicidal felines?

 

Nonsense.  I'm a woman, and I'll have you know I'm a pussycat.

 

...

 

Okay, actually, you might have a point there...

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 09, 2013 09:31 AM (4df7R)

14

I never did trust cats.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 09, 2013 09:31 AM (N/Sup)

15

3
So many cats.

So few recipes.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2013 01:28 PM (nELVU)

 

See, that's the reason I like dogs so much.

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 09, 2013 09:31 AM (5iuEW)

16 re 2: I also have a cat that's close to the 20 pound mark, but he's a ginger cat (orange/butterscotch.caramel stripey type) and he has the aggressive streak that ginger cats seems to all possess
http://i40.tinypic.com/5018cn.jpg

Posted by: Mallfly at December 09, 2013 09:31 AM (bJm7W)

17 Cats are evil. Soulless demon creatures devoid of all redeeming virtues.

Posted by: FlatbushJoe at December 09, 2013 09:32 AM (ZPrif)

18 My kitty is a 20 lbs behemoth. If he were a seafaring vessel, he would easily classify as a dreadnaught. Maybe superdreadnaught.

---

Triana, your pussy hates me!



He's a good kitty though.  Nothing bothers him.  Not even getting stabbed with syringes at the vet.  He just eats, shits, and moves from one spot to another during the course of a day.



Posted by: EC at December 09, 2013 09:32 AM (GQ8sn)

19 Corgi!

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2013 09:32 AM (5WkPq)

20

Yup.  The world is a gynocracy.

 

*(with apologies to Mr. Hooker from Mad Men)

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at December 09, 2013 09:32 AM (A0sHn)

21 Cats are the HuffPo of the animal kingdom.

Posted by: FlatbushJoe at December 09, 2013 09:33 AM (ZPrif)

22 So where do birds fit into this male/female dynamic?  Perhaps    the platonic best friend of the    romantic    lead?   

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 09, 2013 09:33 AM (4df7R)

23 Ace, I'm suddenly concerned about the type of women you date.

Posted by: Mindy just wants you to be happy at December 09, 2013 09:33 AM (GRLuN)

24 You mean that dogs are cold, unfeeling brutes and cats are sophisticated and civilized, right? *ducks*

Posted by: Lauren at December 09, 2013 09:33 AM (hFL/3)

25 I used to collect stray cats for crab trap bait.

Posted by: Haywood Jablowme at December 09, 2013 09:33 AM (UVKwo)

26 I love the dogs chewing the cat/the owner out.  Damn cat is in the way. Damn it.

Posted by: grognard at December 09, 2013 09:34 AM (/29Nl)

27
So where do birds fit into this male/female dynamic?

----


Go make me a turkey sammich.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2013 09:34 AM (nELVU)

28 I have a 13lb not-fat female Maine Coon who hates kids. The younger they are the more my cat hates them. I got the cat from my hippie sister who couldn't take care of her anymore because of money issues. The cat loves me to death, I don't know what her problem with kids is.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 09, 2013 09:34 AM (sByIH)

29 Dog's are more conservative in Nature, Cats are like dims that need staff and continuos affirmation of acceptance.

Posted by: 7 Days in May at December 09, 2013 09:34 AM (j6DTo)

30 Again, IPhone owners: turn your fucking phone on its side to shoot video.

Billions of man-hours went into the development of a HD, wide-screen camera small enough to be placed into a phone. But no, you jackasses have to hold it upright like a bunch of fucking children.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 09, 2013 09:34 AM (B0gqn)

31 Fine. Just do what you want.

Posted by: joncelli, looking for his outrage at December 09, 2013 09:34 AM (RD7QR)

32 "So where do birds fit into this male/female dynamic? Perhaps the platonic best friend of the romantic lead? Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 09, 2013 01:33 PM"

Depending on the plumage, perhaps the cats' flamboyantly gay friends?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 09, 2013 09:34 AM (knoK7)

33 Did somebody get willow?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 09, 2013 09:34 AM (N/Sup)

34 Cats.  The gunslingers of the animal world.

Posted by: Soona at December 09, 2013 09:35 AM (Tx68O)

35

re 2: I also have a cat that's close to the 20 pound mark, but he's a ginger cat (orange/butterscotch.caramel stripey type) and he has the aggressive streak that ginger cats seems to all possess
http://i40.tinypic.com/5018cn.jpg


 

Posted by: Mallfly at December 09, 2013 01:31 PM (bJm7W)

 

Cats are evil. Soulless demon creatures devoid of all redeeming virtues.

 

Posted by: FlatbushJoe at December 09, 2013 01:32 PM (ZPrif)

 

 

I find it humorous that the comment about   a volatile ginger cat should be followed by a comment about soulless kittehs.     Soulless gingers?   That's me!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 09, 2013 09:35 AM (4df7R)

36 Whoops, forgot the tag:


[The words all me dread]

Posted by: joncelli, looking for his outrage at December 09, 2013 09:35 AM (RD7QR)

37 >>> So where do birds fit into this male/female dynamic? Nom! Nom! Nom! Nom!

Posted by: the kittehs at December 09, 2013 09:35 AM (Ua6T/)

38 Wrap the cats with bacon and problem solved.

Posted by: stephen_noonan@hotmail.com at December 09, 2013 09:35 AM (29vnO)

39 You mean that dogs are cold, unfeeling brutes and cats are sophisticated and civilized, right?

*ducks*

Posted by: Lauren at December 09, 2013 01:33 PM (hFL/3)



No, cats are passive aggressive sociopaths that leave a way theoretically open without bothering to tell you if you'll get hit for taking it.

Posted by: grognard at December 09, 2013 09:35 AM (/29Nl)

40 The metaphorical component causes me great pain. The literal component just demands that the thread will be screwed. Boringly in a reversal on real life, nobody attacks the dogs.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 09, 2013 09:36 AM (qyfb5)

41 Cats have no honor and no sense of duty.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2013 09:36 AM (5WkPq)

42 Heh. I posted this on FB yesterday. My two now deceased dogs used to live in mortal terror of my three tiny little cats. One of the cats used to walk in and climb up on the sofa next to me and then turn and stare at the dog until the dog got up and left the room. When Muttsie snuck back into the room, the cat would disdainfully ignore the poor pooch. Until, of course, the dog got "too close", at which point the stare of death would being again.

There is nothing more amusing than watching a 90-pound dog pee itself because a 10-pound cat swiveled its head. Okay, watching Chris Matthews shit himself on national television might rank a wee bit higher, but that has not as yet happened.

Posted by: physics geek at December 09, 2013 09:36 AM (MT22W)

43 A dog and a cat walk into a bar.   The bouncer throws them out for fighting. 

Posted by: polynikes self proclaimed king of walked into a bar jokes at December 09, 2013 09:37 AM (m2CN7)

44 Where's Mike Hammer?  We need his cat's opinion.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 09, 2013 09:37 AM (4df7R)

45 "So where do birds fit into this male/female dynamic? Perhaps the platonic best friend of the romantic lead?
-
Metrosexuals.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 09, 2013 09:37 AM (Hx5uv)

46 The cat loves me to death, I don't know what her problem with kids is. --- Chances are that it's had a bad run-in with kids who did stupid crap like trying to pull on its tail.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 09, 2013 09:37 AM (/Crba)

47

Dogs have hearts as big as the ocean.

 

 

 

Cats have brains the size of a  BB.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 09, 2013 09:37 AM (N/Sup)

48 No, cats are passive aggressive sociopaths that leave a way theoretically open without bothering to tell you if you'll get hit for taking it. --- So... it's like my wife and any argument.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 09, 2013 09:38 AM (/Crba)

49 Cats=Haters Dogs=Lovers Who do YOU want to be around.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 09, 2013 09:38 AM (XIxXP)

50 I like the comments in the video. None of the owners talk to the cats. All of them are talking to the dogs. Is it because the cats don't listen anyway? Or because the dogs are being silly and need to be talked out of their silliness?

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 09, 2013 09:38 AM (sByIH)

51

I hate cats.

 

I don't actually like women all that much.

 

But then again, I can't stand men either.

 

I need some tea.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 09, 2013 09:38 AM (zF6Iw)

52 We've for three cats, one a 16 pounder, the other two 4 month old kittens. They all get along great, the little ones run the show, the big guy bathes them, whacks them around like toys at will, very well-adjusted. All males.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 09, 2013 09:39 AM (ZshNr)

53 In these dogs defense they have all probably had their balls chopped off.

Posted by: Roy at December 09, 2013 09:39 AM (75fUy)

54 Is it because the cats don't listen anyway? --- Pretty much. Cats don't have owners, they have servants.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 09, 2013 09:39 AM (/Crba)

55 That is a ridiculous and insulting comparison.
The cats did not follow the dog around the corner and demand to know what's wrong and why won't you open up to me and we need to have a talk about Our Relationship And Where It's Going. Corgi! Corgi! Corgi!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 09, 2013 09:39 AM (VtjlW)

56 So... it's like my wife and any argument.

Posted by: Brandon in Baton Rouge at December 09, 2013 01:38 PM (/Crba)



It's also like the attractive, flirty girl at the office.  Here there be dragons.

Posted by: grognard at December 09, 2013 09:39 AM (/29Nl)

57 I hate cats. I don't actually like women all that much. But then again, I can't stand men either. I need some tea. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 09, 2013 01:38 PM (zF6Iw) Chamomile?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 09, 2013 09:39 AM (XIxXP)

58 -- reasonable, agreeable stupid, yappy creatures who just want to live life without any problems shit all over my yard --

Better.

*goes back to X-Files quotes*

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 09, 2013 09:39 AM (ZKzrr)

59 Shouldn't the expression be "cat in the manger"?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2013 09:40 AM (8ZskC)

60 Shouldn't every dog thread have an "open" cat thread right below it,   (according to the Fascist Mgmt of this blog)?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 09, 2013 09:40 AM (N/Sup)

61 Got, not for

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 09, 2013 09:40 AM (ZshNr)

62 Cats. The other white meat.

Posted by: jwpaine @PirateBallerina at December 09, 2013 09:40 AM (2oU2+)

63 Corgi! Corgi! Corgi! That's what my brain does when I see one. I've never had a Corgi, but I love them.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 09, 2013 09:41 AM (sByIH)

64 Yeah, I think we're kind of pushing the analogy here.

Generally, women ("cats") are more likely to be physically abused- and even killed- by men ("dogs") than vice versa.

As for emotionally.. .well, that's another story I suppose.

RE: the cats... well, they are bad@ss, and the dogs are sissies.

Plus, if the cats really REALLY wanted to hurt the dogs, they would. They are just reminding the dogs that THEY are in charge.

Posted by: shibumi at December 09, 2013 09:41 AM (25HWz)

65 There is nothing more amusing than watching a 90-pound dog pee itself because a 10-pound cat swiveled its head. Okay, watching Chris Matthews shit himself on national television might rank a wee bit higher, but that has not as yet happened.

Posted by: physics geek at December 09, 2013 01:36 PM (MT22W)


I give all the credit to Depends.

Posted by: Chris Matthews at December 09, 2013 09:41 AM (+H/11)

66 Unrelated to my hatred of the hellspawn, NRO is reporting that Obama has opened direct lines of communication with Hezbollah, the terrorist organization, reportedly with British diplomats as the go betweens so Obama can deny it. http://tinyurl.com/kepsduz Similar reports months ago said Obama had secret talks with Iran. Which he denied. And which, of course, turned out to be true. So, fucking traitor keeps acting like a fucking traitor who's never met a Muslim terrorist he didn't have a soft spot for.

Posted by: FlatbushJoe at December 09, 2013 09:42 AM (ZPrif)

67
Mom!   MOM!!!!!!


The cats are kicking sand all over me again!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Young Barrack Obama - playing in his sandbox at December 09, 2013 09:42 AM (nELVU)

68 Conservatives should be like  more like cats to the DC government  dogs.

Posted by: Soona at December 09, 2013 09:42 AM (Tx68O)

69 3 So many cats. So few recipes. Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2013 01:28 PM (nELVU). That's not true you need a better search engine

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 09, 2013 09:42 AM (HVff2)

70 Hmm...  Given how much my family's little parakeet used to like to    perch on my parents' glasses and preen their eyelashes and eyebrows   like a little be-winged hairdresser, i could certainly see the   bird kingdom as the flamboyantly gay/cosmopolitan metrosexuals   of the animal    world.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 09, 2013 09:42 AM (4df7R)

71 I think we need a national conversation on bullying.  

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 09, 2013 09:42 AM (N/Sup)

72

From the American Thinker article on the sideline:

 

"Noemie Emery  explains why Obama's "inverse genius" is causing so much voter angst and disdain...."

 

Inverse Genius - that phrase itself is genius.



Posted by: Mikey NTH - Death Capades - ObamaCare on Ice! Sponsored by the Outrage Outlet at December 09, 2013 09:42 AM (hLRSq)

73 I think it was Dave Barry who noted that the difference between men and women can be compared to the difference between the reactions of dogs and cats to being given a bath: Dogs wonder what they did to deserve this and cats fight until blood is drawn.

Posted by: joncelli, looking for his outrage at December 09, 2013 09:43 AM (RD7QR)

74 Cats are very loving to me.  Pussy, on the other hand . . .

Posted by: Sphynx at December 09, 2013 09:43 AM (OZmbA)

75 "Whacking the Dog as it Goes By" is a Cat sport that goes back for millenia.  I hear our President actually got into the sport in Indonesia.

Posted by: grognard at December 09, 2013 09:43 AM (/29Nl)

76 67 Mom! MOM!!!!!! The cats are kicking sand all over me again!!!!!!!!!!! Posted by: Young Barrack Obama - playing in his sandbox at December 09, 2013 01:42 PM (nELVU) ------ Racist

Posted by: Cold Rage at December 09, 2013 09:43 AM (ZUYu5)

77 Generally, women ("cats") are more likely to be physically abused- and even killed- by men ("dogs") than vice versa.


Twenty percent of all women are killed by their significant other on Superbowl Sunday.

Posted by: The Concerned Physicians Clearinghouse of Suspicious Statistics at December 09, 2013 09:43 AM (8ZskC)

78 I hate cats.

I don't actually like women all that much.

But then again, I can't stand men either.

I need some tea.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 09, 2013 01:38 PM (zF6Iw)


 now holding tea hostage.


funnily enough both dogs here , a Mastiff and a ratdog are terrified of our cats , but will chase every neighbor cat out of the yard.

Posted by: willow at December 09, 2013 09:44 AM (nqBYe)

79 Unrelated to my hatred of the hellspawn, NRO is reporting that Obama has opened direct lines of communication with Hezbollah, the terrorist organization, reportedly with British diplomats as the go betweens so Obama can deny it. --- Someone let me know when Israel "reopens arms negotiations" with Hezbollah again. I could use a good laugh at watching the Palis go scrounging for char-broiled pieces of the martyr.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 09, 2013 09:44 AM (/Crba)

80 Corgi! Corgi! Corgi! That's what my brain does when I see one. I've never had a Corgi, but I love them. Posted by: bonhomme at December 09, 2013 01:41 PM (sByIH) Corgis are awesome. It's like that bit in 2012 where they show the people getting on the big arc thingys and they show the Queen and her corgis and I'm all fuck yeah the Queen and her corgis get saved, bitches.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 09, 2013 09:44 AM (VtjlW)

81

Dogs: Red wine
Cats: White wine

Posted by: The President of the United States

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 09, 2013 09:44 AM (kdS6q)

82 75 "Whacking the Dog as it Goes By" is a Cat sport that goes back for millenia. I hear our President actually got into the sport in Indonesia. Posted by: grognard at December 09, 2013 01:43 PM (/29Nl) ------- Well, he is a pussy.

Posted by: Cold Rage at December 09, 2013 09:44 AM (ZUYu5)

83 Plus, if the cats really REALLY wanted to hurt the dogs, they would. They are just reminding the dogs that THEY are in charge. When dogs get tired of a cat's bs, they turn it into a squeaky chew toy.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2013 09:45 AM (h1D+w)

84

>>> Twenty percent of all women are killed by their significant other on Superbowl Sunday.

 

25% when the Home Team wins!

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2013 09:45 AM (tbktR)

85

My former girlfriend had  three outside cats  that were very friendly with her golden retriever like those kitties in the video.   Her young son's  rotweiller  that had been housed at her ex's house was now dropped off to her house to care for ( that's a whole 'nother story for a thread   on   Why You Don't Date Women With Douchebag Exes ).   

 

The former girlfriend soon had three former outside cats. 

Posted by: polynikes self proclaimed king of walked into a bar jokes at December 09, 2013 09:45 AM (m2CN7)

86 Corgis always remind me of horizontal penguins.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 09, 2013 09:45 AM (N/Sup)

87
Dogs: Red wine
Cats: White wine

Posted by: The President of the United States

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 09, 2013 01:44 PM (kdS6q)



I don't care who you are.  That right there is fucking hilarious.

Posted by: grognard at December 09, 2013 09:45 AM (/29Nl)

88 I tend to view cats and dogs less from a male vs. female perspective and more from an age standpoint.   Dogs remind me of toddlers, all playful and energetic and tail wagging and bouncy.   Cats are teenagers:  brooding, emo, distant.   While   dogs  watch   "The Wiggles,"     cats are off in their blacklit bedrooms listening to Portishead.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 09, 2013 09:46 AM (4df7R)

89 Boxers are such pussies. That one on the staircase is trying to make himself as skinny as he can to scoot by the cat that he could flatten with one step.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 09, 2013 09:46 AM (CJjw5)

90 Pussies!

The cats I mean.

Posted by: ed gibbon at December 09, 2013 09:46 AM (4eNxd)

91 Every single dog in that video was smiling and wagging its tail seeking only to please. Every single cat was staring menacingly with evil intent in its heart. This is the normal order of things.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 09, 2013 09:47 AM (g1DWB)

92 Cats! The other other white meat.

Posted by: tbodie at December 09, 2013 09:47 AM (uHgI5)

93 63 Corgi! Corgi! Corgi! That's what my brain does when I see one. I've never had a Corgi, but I love them. Posted by: bonhomme at December 09, 2013 01:41 PM (sByIH) Come on over to my house. I gots one for you. Middle daughter thinks we will watch Chugga Lug while she goes to school indefinitely. She just doesn't fit in with 2 setters

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 09, 2013 09:47 AM (HVff2)

94 86 Corgis always remind me of horizontal penguins. --- "Why is there a Corgi on the television?"

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 09, 2013 09:47 AM (/Crba)

95 These dogs are chicken shits. Or at least they want to avoid conflict. Hmm... that does sound like husbands and wives. Until the poor husband is tortured beyond self control and into reacting, and then the wife runs out the door and up a tree.

Posted by: Sphynx at December 09, 2013 09:47 AM (OZmbA)

Posted by: buzzion at December 09, 2013 09:47 AM (LI48c)

97 Cats are teenagers: brooding, emo, distant. While dogs watch "The Wiggles," cats are off in their blacklit bedrooms listening to Portishead. ------------------------------- If cats ever learn how to write shitty emo poetry I will dedicate my life to hunting them to extinction.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 09, 2013 09:48 AM (CJjw5)

98 3 So many cats. So few recipes. Brine them overnight, after skinning of course. Then soak in butter milk to get the pussy/tuna smell out of them. Fry in peanut oil after a light batter of flour and salt and pepper

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 09, 2013 09:48 AM (0FSuD)

99 This thread lacks the hot ginger on ginger action of the last one.

Posted by: Countrysquire at December 09, 2013 09:48 AM (exeiF)

100

We did have a cat once.  It was a hunter.  Birds, mice, chipmunks, snakes - it hunted.

 

Messing with that cat was not recommended.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Death Capades - ObamaCare on Ice! Sponsored by the Outrage Outlet at December 09, 2013 09:48 AM (hLRSq)

101 99 This thread lacks the hot ginger on ginger action of the last one. --- Don't tempt them. I'm sure we'll see a bunch of hairy red pussies going at it soon, and not the good kind.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 09, 2013 09:48 AM (/Crba)

102

Never trust a cat further than you can throw it. 

 

 

 

(hence the device named the cat-a-pult)

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 09, 2013 09:48 AM (N/Sup)

103 I think the dogs are more afraid of their owners than they are of the cats.

Posted by: mrp at December 09, 2013 09:49 AM (HjPtV)

104 Since dogs are noble animals, I will suggest that they be kind to their enemies and repay hatred with love.

And by that I mean give the cat a big old tongue lick right across the face if the cat swats your hind foot.  Because the cats will get the message when they've got dog spit right up their nose every time they pull that "swat you as you go by" stuff.

Posted by: They Can't Have My French Fries at December 09, 2013 09:49 AM (sjVHD)

105 I heard that 90% of dogs have date-raped in college. It's an epidemic.

Posted by: Concerned in Seattle at December 09, 2013 09:49 AM (ZPrif)

106 If cats ever learn how to write shitty emo poetry I will dedicate my life to hunting them to extinction.

That's how I feel about Chimpanzees.   But without the emo shit.

Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2013 09:49 AM (KXm42)

107 (hence the device named the cat-a-pult)

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 09, 2013 01:48 PM (N/Sup)

Hey!

Posted by: willow at December 09, 2013 09:49 AM (nqBYe)

108 *goes back to X-Files quotes* What's your worst episode ever? I think mine is "Fearful Symmetry". What a stupid episode. Animals are disappearing from a failing zoo. Animal rights activists are actively trying to free the animals, but what's this? Aliens are zapping them out of the zoo first! But the conservationist aliens are idiots too and they indirectly kill the animals they're zapping out of the zoo. There's a heavy "Who are the real animals" vibe to the whole thing too. It's half-baked, doesn't know which way it wants to go, and even has the Signing Gorilla as a woobie, who ends up getting killed. Yay?

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 09, 2013 09:49 AM (sByIH)

109 105 I heard that 90% of dogs have date-raped in college. It's an epidemic. --- If it wasn't for date-rape I'd never get laid!

Posted by: Bradley Nowell's Irish Setter at December 09, 2013 09:50 AM (/Crba)

110 Chamomile?

 

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 09, 2013 01:39 PM (XIxXP)

 

Yorkshire Gold.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 09, 2013 09:50 AM (zF6Iw)

111 This thread lacks the hot ginger on ginger action of the last one. Posted by: Countrysquire at December 09, 2013 01:48 PM (exeiF) Wait, what'd I miss? BBL

Posted by: tbodie at December 09, 2013 09:50 AM (uHgI5)

112 Finall.   NFL QBs hits the sidebar.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2013 09:51 AM (tbktR)

113 What's your worst episode ever? The creepiest was the one with the inbred hillbillys.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 09, 2013 09:51 AM (XIxXP)

114 I like eating pussy.





Just thought  I'd  share  that with everyone.

Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2013 09:51 AM (KXm42)

115 Snow falling. In Australia. In summer. That is all

UPDATE: A day after we posted images of fresh summer snow falling across the Australian Alps, we've updated our original story with new images that show the ground getting whiter... and whiter... and whiter.

Thredbo resort in new South Wales is now in the very unusual position of desperately needing its snow to melt. Thredbo has a huge mountain bike event this weekend but the course is currently snow-covered. Hopefully, forecast warmer tempreatures will take care of things.


What's next ?

Dr Ray Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!

Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...

Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave!

Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

Posted by: I'm no doctor, nor an actor at December 09, 2013 09:52 AM (e8kgV)

116 What's your worst episode ever?

I could have done without 2shy.

And the second movie kind of sucked.  The thing with the dogs was way more interesting than the pedophile priest.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 09, 2013 09:52 AM (ZKzrr)

117 >>> The creepiest was the one with the inbred hillbillys. Yew got a reel purty mouse.

Posted by: inbred kittehs at December 09, 2013 09:52 AM (Ua6T/)

118 Cats are evil. Soulless demon creatures devoid of all redeeming virtues.

Posted by: FlatbushJoe at December 09, 2013 01:32 PM (ZPrif)


*


This^^



Posted by: dananjcon at December 09, 2013 09:52 AM (wmU4G)

119 All I see is some liberated felines striking back against the Canniarchy and the Good-Old-Dogs Club!


Posted by: Naomi Wolf at December 09, 2013 09:52 AM (HqpV0)

120 Maybe, the dogs just don't want to get clawed? And the people are saying, you will get clawed and you will suck it up! I hope those people don't have children. They probably promote baby bum fights. Remember when that was popular? People would film their babies fighting, encouraging them to attack the other babies, laugh, and post it on FB.

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 09, 2013 09:52 AM (h4eud)

121 So your girlfriend won't let you in or out the door or up or down the stairs, Ace? ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2013 09:53 AM (BC6cY)

122 I'm not detecting any sort of problem a .22 lr couldn't solve.

Posted by: Licensed Cat Therapist at December 09, 2013 09:53 AM (wgzFF)

123 *goes back to X-Files quotes* What's your worst episode ever? --- There are a lot of really boring 1st season ones because they hadn't hit their stride yet. The ones I really hate tend to be the early 6th season ones, right after the movie. They just felt severely underwhelming, at least until the Bermuda Triangle episode where Mulder is stuck on a ghost ship which disappeared during WWII.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 09, 2013 09:53 AM (/Crba)

124 "If cats ever learn how to write shitty emo poetry I will dedicate my life to hunting them to extinction." Me too.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 09, 2013 09:53 AM (gUoN4)

125

What this video actually shows is that the cat was in the home first, and then the dog arrived as a puppy.  Cats know how to raise  kids. 

 

Respect, mutherfucker.

Posted by: Soona at December 09, 2013 09:53 AM (Tx68O)

126 The movie Cats and Dogs did a good job of breaking it down.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 09, 2013 09:53 AM (XIxXP)

127 3 So many cats. So few recipes. I'll say!

Posted by: ALF at December 09, 2013 09:53 AM (6fSty)

128 Just thought I'd share that with everyone.

Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2013 01:51 PM (KXm42)



-----


**saunters over


How YOU doin.????

Posted by: Helen Thomas at December 09, 2013 09:53 AM (nELVU)

129 Brine them overnight, after skinning of course. Then soak in butter milk to get the pussy/tuna smell out of them. Fry in peanut oil after a light batter of flour and salt and pepper

 

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 09, 2013 01:48 PM (0FSuD)

 

And don't forget a fine Chianti.

 

Oh, wait, you mean four-legged pussy, don't you?  Never mind. . .

Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at December 09, 2013 09:53 AM (zF6Iw)

130 The creepiest was the one with the inbred hillbillys. With the breeder sow mother under the bed? With the heavy heavy accent and the distrust of the Northerners crap? Yeah, that was a bad one. Creepy in a Hills Have Eyes sort of way.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 09, 2013 09:53 AM (sByIH)

131 Reminds me of my marriage. It also reminds me of the ole "frog and scorpion".

Posted by: nip at December 09, 2013 09:54 AM (jI23+)

132 The creepiest was the one with the inbred hillbillys. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 09, 2013 01:51 PM (XIxXP) Didn't watch X-Files regularly, but when I did it was ALWAYS that episode.

Posted by: RWC at December 09, 2013 09:54 AM (fWAjv)

133 I could have done without 2shy. --- I'm just guessing that one hit a little too close to home on at least two fronts.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 09, 2013 09:54 AM (/Crba)

134 That's because cats are demons who lack souls.

Dog, having a soul, instinctively know this.

They, smartly, stay away from cats because they know the cat will try to steal their soul.

If you own a cat, that demon WILL try to steal you soul. If it can't steal your soul, it will settle for killing you and gloating over your body.

Posted by: RoyalOil at December 09, 2013 09:54 AM (VjL9S)

135 Dogs and frat parties are the #1 cause of date rape in America. We must stand firm against Canine Privilege and the Rape Culture it perpetuates. Serious, you guys. Take back the night! We'll have a candlelight vigil at noon to end Canine Privilege and Feline Profiling.

Posted by: Concerned in Seattle at December 09, 2013 09:54 AM (ZPrif)

136 123 I'm not detecting any sort of problem a .22 lr couldn't solve. Posted by: Licensed Cat Therapist at December 09, 2013 01:53 PM (wgzFF) Funny you should mention that, Mr Nip Sip solved all my problems Saturday.

Posted by: Mr Zombie Raccoon at December 09, 2013 09:54 AM (0FSuD)

137 With the breeder sow mother under the bed? That was the one, someone did some damn good acid to think that up.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at December 09, 2013 09:55 AM (XIxXP)

138

What's your worst episode ever?

 

If you mean worst episode that was actually a good episode, it's got to be "Home."   Fuck,   that episode scared teh shit out of me.   Inbred hillbilly   murderers and their    inbred hillbilly mother on the rolling board.  *SHUDDER*

 

 

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 09, 2013 09:55 AM (4df7R)

139 Sexy. http://tinyurl.com/pyd2uuf

Posted by: RWC at December 09, 2013 09:55 AM (fWAjv)

140

Speaking of dogs, I read that Filthy Filner gets a $1500 fine and 90 days house arrest after pleading guilty to false imprisonment.  Seriously?  I got a ticket today on my way to work (too much snow on my back window..ugh) and when all is said and done I'll have made more ammends than this guy has.

Posted by: Cheri at December 09, 2013 09:55 AM (G+Wff)

141 Limbaugh had a disturbing item today: academia has come up with "settled science" claiming women are somehow harmed by straight men looking at them.  Wait'll that gets used as the basis for legislation by moonbats...

Posted by: Ian S. at December 09, 2013 09:56 AM (B/VB5)

142

>>>I have a 13lb not-fat female Maine Coon who hates kids. The younger they are the more my cat hates them.

I have a 16-pound male tabby who hates women.  He'll sit with me, my dad, or any of my male friends.  HATES my mom, sisters, ex, and took a swing at Grandma.

 

And female cats, too.  I have a feline misogynist.

Posted by: LibertarianJim at December 09, 2013 09:56 AM (9TK8E)

143 >>> Take back the night! We'll have a candlelight vigil at noon to end Canine Privilege and Feline Profiling We approve this post.

Posted by: Candle Makers of America at December 09, 2013 09:56 AM (Ua6T/)

144 Just demonstrates the fact that cats are clearly superior to dogs.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at December 09, 2013 09:56 AM (r+7wo)

145 I don't take shit from any cat.

Posted by: Face-Sized Spider at December 09, 2013 09:56 AM (zF6Iw)

146 That was the one, someone did some damn good acid to think that up. --- Fox screwed themselves on that one. It wasn't a particularly good episode, but them shelving it after one airing meant there would be a fan movement to push for it to be aired again. Hence, the voting in the FX X-Files Thanksgiving marathon one year overwhelmingly chose that episode not for its quality but because they figured Fox wouldn't show it again otherwise.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 09, 2013 09:56 AM (/Crba)

147 Fuck, that episode scared teh shit out of me. Inbred hillbilly murderers and their inbred hillbilly mother on the rolling board. *SHUDDER* Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 09, 2013 01:55 PM (4df7R) Left something for ya up there :-)

Posted by: RWC at December 09, 2013 09:57 AM (fWAjv)

148 I see there are no hounds in that video.

Posted by: DCPensFan at December 09, 2013 09:57 AM (ma/2m)

149 "No drama dogs". LOL! Not even close. You know, Adolf Hitler loved seinen Hund. And I bet the gestapo appreciated their dogs' skill at sniffing out hiding Jews.

Posted by: Chris M at December 09, 2013 09:57 AM (k3w9p)

150 Here's a kitty and a puppy getting along: http://goo.gl/0w5zMs I think the cat is looking for food while the dog is orgasmic from the stroking. I've seen other videos where the cat does the paw paw paw thing on a dog's back and they really like it.

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 09, 2013 09:58 AM (h4eud)

151 This is a metaphor for Barry's Iran policy.

Posted by: --- at December 09, 2013 09:58 AM (MMC8r)

152 I got three of the little darlings.  My oldest at 11 yrs. old Schmooey has medical issues and weighs about 7 pounds soaking wet, she is the queen.  The next one, Misty is about 3 yrs. old and she was a rescue, she picked me so I had to take her home.  I adore her.  Earl showed up in my backyard as an unfixed male and was friendly.  So one day last December I opened the back door (after feeding him on the deck all summer) and asked if he wanted to come in, he did.  I immediately put him in a crate and had his nuts chopped off.  He only gets along with Misty.  Watching the 3 of them fighting for bed space is stuff legends are made of.  Kittehs are the bomb.  Dogs are stupid much like men, easily manipulated.

Posted by: Jaimo at December 09, 2013 09:58 AM (9U1OG)

153 I liked the one with the genie who granted wishes.

Will Sasso from MADtv was in it during that show's peak.  In the ep, Sasso is a parapalegic in a wheelchair and the genie is asking him for his wish.  He thinks really hard and can't come up with anything.  Disgusted, the genie chick lower her sunglasses and gestures at his wheelchair, "Really?   REALLY?!?!"   "Ummm...no.  I can't think of anything."


LOL!!!!


Posted by: EC at December 09, 2013 09:58 AM (GQ8sn)

154

A  hillbilly and a city slicker walk into a bar.  

 

The bartender says  " What can I get for you  President Clinton"

Posted by: polynikes self proclaimed king of walked into a bar jokes at December 09, 2013 09:58 AM (m2CN7)

155 145 Just demonstrates the fact that cats are clearly superior to dogs. Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at December 09, 2013 01:56 PM (r+7wo) OK, want to get rich? Teach a cat to retrieve a duck. I guarantee you'll get on Duck Dynasty.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 09, 2013 09:58 AM (0FSuD)

156 And female cats, too. I have a feline misogynist. I've heard a LOT of birds are like this. They prefer one sex over the other. I had a Green Conure as a kid. That bird was a lot of fun. He loved to sit on your head. The only problem was he'd grip too tight and scratch your skull.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 09, 2013 09:58 AM (sByIH)

157 I hate cats just for the fact that they won't suck you off for just a little bit of peanut butter like dogs will do

Posted by: The Dude at December 09, 2013 09:59 AM (vJdyz)

158 Speaking of X-Files episodes, I can't remember the title but the one where the guy can see how people die and he hates the little old lady next door's dog because yeah and then later he makes that off hand comment to Mulder about auto-erotic asphyxiation was good.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 09, 2013 09:59 AM (VtjlW)

159 The ones I really hate tend to be the early 6th season ones, right after the movie.

They all seemed to be bad rewrites of movies.  "Oh, look, it's Speed but with a criminal in a car."

And upon further review, my least favorite episode was Jump The Shark.  I hate the fuck out of Jump The Shark.  I'd actually managed to suppress it from my memories until I was looking over the episode guide.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 09, 2013 09:59 AM (ZKzrr)

160
Who's afraid of a little pussy? 

Posted by: Doctor Fish at December 09, 2013 09:59 AM (pJF+c)

161

Youtube for the video of a sheriff's deputy doing an on camera spot to try and get homes for stray pets.   The pet of the day is a feline and as he starts to talk about how wonderful and loving this cat is, she starts clawing him viciously.  She doesn't care about the gun he has......oh noes.  Hilarity ensues.

Posted by: Cheri at December 09, 2013 10:00 AM (G+Wff)

162 Speaking of X-Files episodes, I can't remember the title but the one where the guy can see how people die and he hates the little old lady next door's dog because yeah and then later he makes that off hand comment to Mulder about auto-erotic asphyxiation was good.


Peter Boyle was the old guy who could see.

Posted by: EC at December 09, 2013 10:00 AM (GQ8sn)

163 I can't remember the title but the one where the guy can see how people die and he hates the little old lady next door's dog because yeah and then later he makes that off hand comment to Mulder about auto-erotic asphyxiation was good.


http://redwolf.com.au/xfiles/season03/3x04.html

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 09, 2013 10:00 AM (ZKzrr)

164 154 I liked the one with the genie who granted wishes. --- I liked that one for other reasons. Mulder making his wish for "world peace", which makes everyone disappear, resulting in him running around the FBI office ranting at the genie saying that the problem isn't the wishes, but that she's a total bitch. Cue wish #2, undoing wish #1, with Assistant Director Skinner asking Mulder WTF he's doing.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 09, 2013 10:00 AM (/Crba)

165 Chris M  -- 


Oh yeah ....dogs can be the biggest assholes of the pet world.  Cats won't fuck with you but dogs will.

Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2013 10:00 AM (KXm42)

166 141 Speaking of dogs, I read that Filthy Filner gets a $1500 fine and 90 days house arrest after pleading guilty to false imprisonment. Seriously? I got a ticket today on my way to work (too much snow on my back window..ugh) and when all is said and done I'll have made more ammends than this guy has. Posted by: Cheri at December 09, 2013 01:55 PM (G+Wff) I'm betting you learned a lesson while his filthyness hasn't

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 09, 2013 10:00 AM (HVff2)

167 Left something for ya up there :-)

Posted by: RWC at December 09, 2013 01:57 PM (fWAjv)

 

I AM NOT LOOKING.   I can't watch that episode to this day.   *shudder!*

 

Now   when it comes to FAVORITE episodes, that's a hard one.  I kind of adore the one with Luke Wilson.  About the trailer park of vampires.  

 

"I was drugged!"

 

And the one with the carny freaks.   "I've seen the future, and it looks like HIM!" *Blockhead points indignantly at Mulder, who is standing several yards away in an  unwittingly    heroic pose*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 09, 2013 10:00 AM (4df7R)

168 138 and 139.  OMG that episode was the scariest creepiest X File episode ever.  The other one that was creepy was that mutant sucker dude in the wastewater treatment plant.

Posted by: Jaimo at December 09, 2013 10:00 AM (9U1OG)

169 Man, rub a pussy the wrong way and you'll get swiped by claws of death.  Best to just leave them alone.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 09, 2013 10:01 AM (BAS5M)

170 Those cats are objectifying those poor dogs with their gaze. Those cats are turning dogs into targets just by looking at them. The owners of these animals are irresponsible for allowing their cats to look at their dogs that way, and those poor terrified dogs should be removed from those homes.

The only reason why those dogs are so terrified is because they know they can't fight back, and if they do, they will be abused even more.

Dogs are people too. Dog liberation theology today, tomorrow, always.

Posted by: Blondie Munny at December 09, 2013 10:01 AM (E6NFb)

171 158 I hate cats just for the fact that they won't suck you off for just a little bit of peanut butter like dogs will do Posted by: The Dude at December 09, 2013 01:59 PM (vJdyz) Dude, that's a calf. No peanut butter needed.

Posted by: The Farm Boy at December 09, 2013 10:01 AM (0FSuD)

172 I don't understand dogs. And I really do not understand dog owner's fetishization of shit. We have a dog and we understand each other: stay out of my way and I will stay out of yours. Which works out well. But when I meet other dog owners, things get weird. "Oh, what is she?", they'll ask. She's a mutt of some sort. Which works well for me. But then the other owner will go on about how her precious little snowflake is a "Cock-a-schnauza-a-poo" or "Corg-a-poo" or a "Collie-dach-a-poo" or some other poo thing. What's with all the poo? I used to think that it was short for Poodle, but I don't think that any more. I think it really is short for shit. Because a lot of dog owners, it seems to me, are really into shit. Wife and I will be at a dog park, listening to other owners recite off their breed names all ending with "poo", and then someone will spot a dog taking a shit. You know the scene. A thin, wiry, scrape of an animal, hunched over, sides and loins trembling, eyes bulging out of either side of its pointed head, as it uncoils a bag of chow at its owner's feet. And the dog owners will all stop mid-sentence to stare. And I swear to God that I have even seen these people lick their lips. Judas on Vespa delivering pizzas: what the hell is wrong with these people? That's really why I prefer cats. Cats shit in a box. In another room. Where I do not have to watch it. Good kitty. Maybe that's what the cats are doing in the video. They know that this fetish is wrong, and they are trying to tell the dog "For Purina's sake, man, show some self respect. They just want to watch you shit! Don't you see it? Don't do it! Don't let yourself be used this way!" And that's why, when the urgings of last night's kibble can no longer be ignored and the dog has to pass the cat, the cat takes a swipe at the dog. It's the cat's way of saying "Fine! Go! Go play your dirty game! You disgust me!"

Posted by: Lickmuffin at December 09, 2013 10:02 AM (oMNfV)

173 OMG that episode was the scariest creepiest X File episode ever. The other one that was creepy was that mutant sucker dude in the wastewater treatment plant.


Am I a bad parent for showing that episode to my son when he was small?



Posted by: EC at December 09, 2013 10:02 AM (GQ8sn)

174 63 Corgi! Corgi! Corgi! That's what my brain does when I see one. I've never had a Corgi, but I love them. Posted by: bonhomme at December 09, 2013 01:41 PM (sByIH) Corgis are great dogs. I have a corgi and he is just the sweetest thing. Very smart, loving, great with the kids, but pretty protective if us, too. Sheds like crazy, though.

Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at December 09, 2013 10:02 AM (n8eIW)

175 I liked the one with the genie who granted wishes. Was that the one where the guy wished to be invisible and got killed by a car as he's walking in a crosswalk?

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 09, 2013 10:03 AM (sByIH)

176 160 The ones I really hate tend to be the early 6th season ones, right after the movie. They all seemed to be bad rewrites of movies. "Oh, look, it's Speed but with a criminal in a car." And upon further review, my least favorite episode was Jump The Shark. I hate the fuck out of Jump The Shark. I'd actually managed to suppress it from my memories until I was looking over the episode guide. --- I quit watching it during season 6 for the most part, save an occasional episode and DVDs. I think the only two post-Duchovny episodes I bothered to watch were the final one and the "Brady Bunch house" one shortly before that. The last episode I remember really liking would probably be the magician one with Ricky Jay where there were multiple con jobs going on and a bank robbery.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 09, 2013 10:03 AM (/Crba)

177 But then the other owner will go on about how her precious little snowflake is a "Cock-a-schnauza-a-poo" or "Corg-a-poo" or a "Collie-dach-a-poo" or some other poo thing. What's with all the poo? It's a way for breeder to sell half breeds. That an a rescue dog gets a good name.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 09, 2013 10:04 AM (0FSuD)

178 The one with the weatherman whose emotions affected the weather was a fun one, too.   I liked that it had a happy ending.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 09, 2013 10:04 AM (4df7R)

179 I liked that one for other reasons.


Mulder making his wish for "world peace", which makes everyone disappear, resulting in him running around the FBI office ranting at the genie saying that the problem isn't the wishes, but that she's a total bitch.

Cue wish #2, undoing wish #1, with Assistant Director Skinner asking Mulder WTF he's doing.



I also liked the one where the gigantic underground fungus slowly consumes people while giving them hallucinations as they are digested.  Several times during the episode, you think Mulder and Scully have woken up from their dream, but it's a dream within another dream.  I think that was the inspiration for "Inception".




Posted by: EC at December 09, 2013 10:04 AM (GQ8sn)

180 Corgis are great dogs. I have a corgi and he is just the sweetest thing. Very smart, loving, great with the kids, but pretty protective if us, too. Sheds like crazy, though. Yeah, a friend told me the hair collects in drifts it's so bad.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 09, 2013 10:04 AM (sByIH)

181 brb gonna kill my cats

Posted by: X at December 09, 2013 10:05 AM (KHo8t)

182 Am I a bad parent for showing that episode to my son when he was small?

Taught him a valuable lesson about spelunking in the sewers.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 09, 2013 10:05 AM (ZKzrr)

183 Now when it comes to FAVORITE episodes, that's a hard one. I kind of adore the one with Luke Wilson. About the trailer park of vampires. "I was drugged!" --- The comedy ones tend to be classics... that one, the circus freak one, the one where the ditzy cheerleaders have supernatural powers, the one where the guy is a shapeshifter who knocked up 6 women and they can tell because the kids all have tails...

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 09, 2013 10:05 AM (/Crba)

184 Knockout Game Goes Terribly RIGHT as Woman Wails on Her Attacker

VIDEO  [boy friend kicks they guy in the head]

Posted by: I am not woman at December 09, 2013 10:05 AM (e8kgV)

185 Dude, that's a calf. No peanut butter needed.

Posted by: The Farm Boy at December 09, 2013 02:01 PM (0FSuD)



hey, I prefer to pay for my blowjobs, thank you very much

Posted by: The Dude at December 09, 2013 10:05 AM (vJdyz)

186 I have never seen an episode of X-Files.   I guess I'll  wait until another marathon.    That's how I saw Breaking Bad. 

Posted by: polynikes self proclaimed king of walked into a bar jokes at December 09, 2013 10:05 AM (m2CN7)

187 If a genie ever grants you a wish it'll always cause a worse problem.

Like is you ask for a million dollars someone you love will die so you get their insurance or inheritance or some shit.

Serious you guys.  Don't do it.

Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2013 10:05 AM (KXm42)

188 OK, want to get rich? Teach a cat to retrieve a duck. I guarantee you'll get on Duck Dynasty. Posted by: Nip Sip at December 09, 2013 01:58 PM (0FSuD) Cats are too good for such menial labor. *exasperated sigh*

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at December 09, 2013 10:05 AM (r+7wo)

189 I think that was the inspiration for "Inception". There's a really good argument that Inception came from a Duck Tales comic book.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 09, 2013 10:05 AM (sByIH)

190
My cat is great, but my neighbors pussy is wrinkled and hairy.  But she keeps her lawn manicured and flower beds beautiful. 

Posted by: Doctor Fish at December 09, 2013 10:06 AM (pJF+c)

191 When I was a kid we had a Siberian Husky who would shed all summer long. You could look up into the trees and see big tufts of her fur woven into the bird's nests.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 09, 2013 10:06 AM (ZshNr)

192 187 I have never seen an episode of X-Files. I guess I'll wait until another marathon. That's how I saw Breaking Bad. --- If you've got Netflix, look up some recommended episodes. "Humbug" from Season 2, "Syzygy" from Season 3, "Small Potatoes" from Season 4, and "Bad Blood" from Season 5 all come to mind.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 09, 2013 10:06 AM (/Crba)

193 "The creepiest was the one with the inbred hillbillys.

With the breeder sow mother under the bed? With the heavy heavy accent and the distrust of the Northerners crap? "

That episode freaks my wife out to the point that Johnny Mathis' "Wonderful Wonderful" came up on her Pandora feed and she couldn't get to the skip button fast enough.  If you've seen it, you know why.

Posted by: Jaws at December 09, 2013 10:06 AM (4I3Uo)

194 But then the other owner will go on about how her precious little snowflake is a "Cock-a-schnauza-a-poo" or "Corg-a-poo" or a "Collie-dach-a-poo" or some other poo thing. What's with all the poo? Truth in advertizing laws. Collie-gonna-poo-like-an-elephant.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2013 10:06 AM (h1D+w)

195

"Oh, what is she?", they'll ask. She's a mutt of some sort. Which works well for me.

 

******

 

I always say, "She's a Canardly."

 

 

When they respond, "What's that?"

 

 

I can say, "You Canardly tell what the hell she is."

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 09, 2013 10:07 AM (N/Sup)

196

But when I meet other dog owners, things get weird. "Oh, what is she?", they'll ask. She's a mutt of some sort. Which works well for me.

 

 

-------------------------------------------------

 

 

Either tell them he's the son of a thousand fathers, or he's the result of some cum-dumpster bitch.

Posted by: Soona at December 09, 2013 10:07 AM (Tx68O)

197 Cats are the worst. Especially when owners let them wander around the neighborhood. Why are you posting "Huffpost comedy?"

Posted by: Naes1984 at December 09, 2013 10:07 AM (zeV2E)

198 Posted by: I am not woman at December 09, 2013 02:05 PM (e8kgV) Bwaaahaaaahaaaaa

Posted by: RWC at December 09, 2013 10:07 AM (fWAjv)

199 The one with the weatherman whose emotions affected the weather was a fun one, too. I liked that it had a happy ending.

And Victoria Jackson.

My favorite might be The Unnatural with Jesse L. Martin, except I've never quite understood how Tomboy Scully had never been in a batting cage before.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 09, 2013 10:07 AM (ZKzrr)

200

Posted by: Lickmuffin at December 09, 2013 02:02 PM (oMNfV)

 

Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 09, 2013 10:07 AM (zF6Iw)

201 "Ice" was another good one.  That was one of the first season's, and maybe the whole series, best eps.  It's the one where the research base in the antarctic goes insane from a tiny worm that burrows into people.  It's like "The Thing".

Posted by: EC at December 09, 2013 10:08 AM (GQ8sn)

202 >>Collie-dach-a-poo LOL. That sounds like a collie-dinosaur mix. You could claim yours is a ptero-dach-a-poo. "Oh, it's what all the cool people are getting now."

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 09, 2013 10:08 AM (SUKHu)

203 202 "Ice" was another good one. That was one of the first season's, and maybe the whole series, best eps. It's the one where the research base in the antarctic goes insane from a tiny worm that burrows into people. It's like "The Thing". --- "We are not who we are!" *BLAM*

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 09, 2013 10:08 AM (/Crba)

204

@108 *goes back to X-Files quotes*

What's your worst episode ever?

---------------

 

Not sure if I'd call it the worst, but the one that I recall with the most pointless plot was the one written by the cyberpunk author (can't remember if it was Bruce Sterling or William Gibson).  They spend half the episode trying to outwit a rogue AI so that they can load a virus (to crash it), and then the AI demands that they load the virus into it (gross simplification, mind you).

 

Posted by: junior at December 09, 2013 10:08 AM (UWFpX)

205 A cat's typical schedule looks something like this:
 
Wake up and complain to owner about the food situation.
Continue complaining, loudly, until  situation resolved.
Fuck with owner for making them 'work' for their food.
Nap.
Fuck with the dog(s).
Nap.
Fuck with the children for past injustices, like existing.
Nap.
Put on a campaign for better food situation.
Nap.
Complain about freshness of water supply.
Nap in the sun.
Fuck with the dog(s) some more.
Charge around house, or work on parkour skillz.
Nap.
 
I'm not sure what happens after that, as I'm taking MY nap. Until the little shit decides its time for a petting, which ruins MY nap.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 09, 2013 10:08 AM (wNF3N)

206 There's a really good argument that Inception came from a Duck Tales comic book. Posted by: bonhomme at December 09, 2013 02:05 PM (sByIH) That's unpossible. Duck Tales rules.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 09, 2013 10:09 AM (VtjlW)

207 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) working from home at December 09, 2013 10:09 AM (nUH8H)

208 I like Bruno, the Tyre Killa http://goo.gl/dtV0Gt No tyre shall pass!

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 09, 2013 10:09 AM (h4eud)

209 205 @108 *goes back to X-Files quotes* What's your worst episode ever? --------------- Not sure if I'd call it the worst, but the one that I recall with the most pointless plot was the one written by the cyberpunk author (can't remember if it was Bruce Sterling or William Gibson). They spend half the episode trying to outwit a rogue AI so that they can load a virus (to crash it), and then the AI demands that they load the virus into it (gross simplification, mind you). --- There are much worse episodes. The goddamn "creepy doll" episode by Stephen King which was a week or two off from that one was horrible, for instance.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 09, 2013 10:09 AM (/Crba)

210 I was looking at a book on "designer dogs" today. (No. we're not going to get one) Spouse, who had a day off, was reading the names out loud.. Most of them are dogs mated with a poodle. Funniest name: Pappypoo-Papillion and some kind of poodle. O.K. We're easily amused. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2013 10:09 AM (BC6cY)

211 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 09, 2013 02:09 PM (VtjlW) I always preferred Darkwing Duck.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) working from home at December 09, 2013 10:09 AM (nUH8H)

212 OK, want to get rich? Teach a cat to retrieve a duck. I guarantee you'll get on Duck Dynasty. Posted by: Nip Sip at December 09, 2013 01:58 PM (0FSuD) Cats are too good for such menial labor. *exasperated sigh* IOW, just like Obama. Not capable.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2013 10:10 AM (h1D+w)

213 I always preferred Darkwing Duck. --- I am the terror that quacks in the night...

Posted by: Darkwing Duck at December 09, 2013 10:10 AM (/Crba)

214 Ummm....anyone know what this is about? Fox alert: Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel orders U.S. military to transport Burundian troops to Central African Republic amid sectarian violence.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at December 09, 2013 10:10 AM (bCEmE)

215 She's a mutt of some sort. Which works well for me.

My dad registered our dog with the county where I grew up as a pure-bred Lergnom.  That's "mongrel" spelled backwards.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 09, 2013 10:10 AM (ZKzrr)

216 The goddamn "creepy doll" episode by Stephen King which was a week or two off from that one was horrible, for instance.

All of the "celebrity writer" eps from Season 4 are kind of lame.  And just re-hashes of their earlier work.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 09, 2013 10:11 AM (ZKzrr)

217

Shaved kittys are weird looking.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Like when they are shaved to resemble lions.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 09, 2013 10:11 AM (BAS5M)

218 I still remember being terrified after watching Twilight Zone. Man is a cook book scared the shit out of me.

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 09, 2013 10:11 AM (h4eud)

219 Fox alert: Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel orders U.S. military to transport Burundian troops to Central African Republic amid sectarian violence. --- Remind me, but isn't Burundi the country which committed all the war crimes in Rwanda by wiping out the rival tribesmen?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 09, 2013 10:11 AM (/Crba)

220 Knockout Game Goes Terribly RIGHT as Woman Wails on Her Attacker

VIDEO [boy friend kicks they guy in the head]

Posted by: I am Not Woman at December 09, 2013 02:05 PM (e8kgV)


----


That.Was.Awesome.


Good thing the woman wasnt playing Glock/Paper/Scisors

Posted by: Helen Thomas at December 09, 2013 10:11 AM (nELVU)

221 Either tell them he's the son of a thousand fathers, or he's the result of some cum-dumpster bitch.

 

Posted by: Soona at December 09, 2013 02:07 PM (Tx68O)

 

What'd I ever do to you?

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at December 09, 2013 10:12 AM (zF6Iw)

222 Gypsies Tramps and Thieves.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 09, 2013 10:12 AM (SUKHu)

223 I've watched a few X-Files mini-binges on Netflix. I try to avoid the ones with all the mythology/back story/conspiracy unraveling and concentrate on the stand-alone episodes. The ones mentioned above are good, I haven't seen Ice since it was on TV. I recently watched the Genie one and the Magician decapitation one. Both good.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 09, 2013 10:12 AM (ZshNr)

224 160 The ones I really hate tend to be the early 6th season ones, right after the movie. They all seemed to be bad rewrites of movies. "Oh, look, it's Speed but with a criminal in a car." And upon further review, my least favorite episode was Jump The Shark. I hate the fuck out of Jump The Shark. I'd actually managed to suppress it from my memories until I was looking over the episode guide. Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 09, 2013 01:59 PM (ZKzrr) Funnily enough, that episode is the thing that got Brian Cranston his job in Breaking Bad. Apparently Vince Gilligan has him in mind for Walter White but the production company was unimpressed. They didn't think the goofy dad from Malcom in the Middle was right....until Gilligan showed them that X-Files episode. Then they bit.

Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at December 09, 2013 10:12 AM (n8eIW)

225

"Ice" was great.   "Small Potatoes," too.   The one   with Brad Dourif as the   death row inmate  was awesome.  I can't hear "Beyond the Sea" without thinking of that episode.

 

What was the name of the first liver eater episode?  From season one.  That's got to be in the top ten greatest episodes, hands down.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 09, 2013 10:12 AM (4df7R)

226 The ones mentioned above are good, I haven't seen Ice since it was on TV. I recently watched the Genie one and the Magician decapitation one. Both good. --- I'm slightly surprised that no one has mentioned Pusher yet. That's one of the few episodes so well liked that the "monster of the week" in question got a return engagement.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 09, 2013 10:13 AM (/Crba)

227 186 Dude, that's a calf. No peanut butter needed. Posted by: The Farm Boy at December 09, 2013 02:01 PM (0FSuD) hey, I prefer to pay for my blowjobs, thank you very much Posted by: The Dude at December 09, 2013 02:05 PM (vJdyz You an idiot. Dogs have TEETH. Calf's DON'T.

Posted by: The Farm Boy at December 09, 2013 10:13 AM (0FSuD)

228 ... changing of the socks....

Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2013 10:13 AM (nELVU)

229 What was the name of the first liver eater episode? From season one. That's got to be in the top ten greatest episodes, hands down.


Doug Hutchinson was the guy who was the liver eater.

He's the one that married Courtney Stodden, the human fun-bag support system.


Posted by: EC at December 09, 2013 10:14 AM (GQ8sn)

230 "What was the name of the first liver eater episode? From season one. That's got to be in the top ten greatest episodes, hands down. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 09, 2013 02:12 PM"

Tooms, iirc.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 09, 2013 10:14 AM (knoK7)

231 My dog thinks, "He gives me shelter, he provides me with food and drink every day, he loves me no matter what...he must be God!" My cat thinks, "He gives me shelter, he provides me with food and drink every day, he loves me no matter what...I must be God!"

Posted by: MostlyRight at December 09, 2013 10:14 AM (w9AQ4)

232

designer dogs mated with poodles are done so for one reason and one reason only.  

 

Hypoallergenic  as they do not shed. 

Posted by: polynikes self proclaimed king of walked into a bar jokes at December 09, 2013 10:14 AM (m2CN7)

233 I have a Duck Tales tattoo. Young and dumb :-(

Posted by: RWC at December 09, 2013 10:14 AM (fWAjv)

234 Yup, Pusher I've seen recently. Definitely a top pick.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 09, 2013 10:14 AM (ZshNr)

235 Meh.  Never cared for X-Files.  Too pretentious, too turgid and too wordy, IMO.  I much prefer Kolchak: The Night Stalker.  And yes, I know Kolchak was an inspiration for X-Files, so you don't need to tell me.

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at December 09, 2013 10:15 AM (zF6Iw)

236 What was the name of the first liver eater episode? From season one. That's got to be in the top ten greatest episodes, hands down. --- That one is either Toombs or Squeeze. One is his first appearance, the other is when he gets released because Mulder shows up in court to argue the case that he's a monster who can contort himself and eats livers, which naturally gets the case dropped.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 09, 2013 10:15 AM (/Crba)

237 Off, sock.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 09, 2013 10:15 AM (zF6Iw)

238 Shaved kittys are weird looking.
Like when they are shaved to resemble lions.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 09, 2013 02:11 PM (BAS5M)



I don't think I'll be putting my head in that pussy's gaping maw.

Posted by: mugiwara at December 09, 2013 10:16 AM (W7ffl)

239 I much prefer Kolchak: The Night Stalker. And yes, I know Kolchak was an inspiration for X-Files, so you don't need to tell me.


Darren McGavin was in several eps of X Files.

Posted by: EC at December 09, 2013 10:16 AM (GQ8sn)

240 You know what I have never seen?

A guide cat for the blind.

A bomb-sniffing cat.

A rescue cat      searching earthquake rubble for human    survivors.

A drug-sniffing cat.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 09, 2013 10:17 AM (/i3Yt)

241 I'm slightly surprised that no one has mentioned Pusher yet.

 

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 09, 2013 02:13 PM (/Crba)

 

"Pusher" is the first time I ever heard of cerulean blue.   Love that episode.

 

That one is either Toombs or Squeeze.

 

It's gotta be "Squeeze."   That episode has some classic moments in it. 

 

"My God, Mulder... I think it's bile."

 

"Is there any way I can get it off my hand quickly without betraying my calm exterior?"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 09, 2013 10:17 AM (4df7R)

242 "That one is either Toombs or Squeeze. "

Squeeze.  My mistake.  Tooms was later.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 09, 2013 10:17 AM (knoK7)

243 Kolchak: The Night Stalker

Ohhhh....that show gave me the chills.

Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2013 10:17 AM (KXm42)

244
Kolchak..... theres a blast from the past.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2013 10:17 AM (nELVU)

245 Meh. Never cared for X-Files. Too pretentious, too turgid and too wordy, IMO. I much prefer Kolchak: The Night Stalker. And yes, I know Kolchak was an inspiration for X-Files, so you don't need to tell me.

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at December 09, 2013 02:15 PM (zF6Iw)

 

Loved the Night Stalker as a kid.   I wonder if it holds up as an adult. 

Posted by: polynikes self proclaimed king of walked into a bar jokes at December 09, 2013 10:17 AM (m2CN7)

246

Darren McGavin was in several eps of X Files.

 

But not as Kolchak, I'm told.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 09, 2013 10:18 AM (zF6Iw)

247 I watched an episode on Netflix that was pretty much the movie "Lake Placid" word for word.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 09, 2013 10:18 AM (ZshNr)

248 But not as Kolchak, I'm told.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 09, 2013 02:18 PM (zF6Iw)



No, but his character was somehow connected to Mulder's past.



Posted by: EC at December 09, 2013 10:19 AM (GQ8sn)

249 248 I watched an episode on Netflix that was pretty much the movie "Lake Placid" word for word. --- Probably "Quagmire". The only thing missing was a foul-mouthed Betty White.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 09, 2013 10:20 AM (/Crba)

250

@210 There are much worse episodes.

The goddamn "creepy doll" episode by Stephen King which was a week or two off from that one was horrible, for instance.

-------------

 

Is that the "don't play with hammers!" doll?  I only have a vague recollection of that episode, but I remember liking it more than the cyberpunk one I mentioned.

 

Posted by: junior at December 09, 2013 10:20 AM (UWFpX)

251 The dog/cat argument varies with the individual personalities and the quality of time given to bonding. Have had both, and their passings are as gut wrenching as any loss you can experience. For some reason though, cats have a reluctance to admit friendship while dogs crave it.

Posted by: ontherocks at December 09, 2013 10:21 AM (UevTI)

252 249 But not as Kolchak, I'm told. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 09, 2013 02:18 PM (zF6Iw) No, but his character was somehow connected to Mulder's past. --- Agent Arthur Dales, Mulder's predecessor at investigating the X-Files. Little bit of trivia surrounding that - McGavin came up sick one time when Dales was supposed to appear, so they brought in a different actor to be Dales' brother who was ALSO named Arthur rather than changing the name of the character.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 09, 2013 10:21 AM (/Crba)

253 You know what I have never seen?


I've also never seen a cat chase me with intent to kill.

I've never seen a cat bark in a yard for hours on end to where I thought I would go insane.

I've also never seen a cat eat shit.

Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2013 10:21 AM (KXm42)

254
While we're on creepy shows you can see thru Netflix.....

Mrs Fixer got me hooked on "An American Horror Story"

First season "Murder House" is on Netflix.   Stayed up waaaaaay late to finish the series.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2013 10:21 AM (nELVU)

255 Good to know. American Horror Story keeps getting recommended to me by Netflix.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 09, 2013 10:23 AM (ZshNr)

256 Loved the Night Stalker as a kid. I wonder if it holds up as an adult.

 

Posted by: polynikes self proclaimed king of walked into a bar jokes at December 09, 2013 02:17 PM (m2CN7)

 

Yes and no.  The problem was not just that the network was hooked into a "monster of the week" format, but McGavin, as executive producer, was producing, acting, directing occasionally and fighting for decent scripts, so that he simply burned out and wanted to get off the show.

 

A lot of the episodes are bad - "Mr. R.I.N.G," where a man with an obvious stocking over his head is supposed to be an android is awful, as is the final episode, which has a mama lizard trying to protect her eggs from construction workers.  "They Have Been, They Are, They Will Be," which has Kolchak encountering a flying saucer, is laughable.

 

"Horror in the Heights," where the monster takes the form of the person its victim most trusts, has its moments, as do Robert Zemeckis' "Chopper" and the witchcraft episode "The Trevi Collection."

 

YMMV.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 09, 2013 10:23 AM (zF6Iw)

257 2014 concert tour: Shaved Pussies opening for Dawg Poo.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 09, 2013 10:24 AM (HVff2)

258 Season 1 of AHS is good but it goes downhill from there.

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 09, 2013 10:25 AM (h4eud)

259 New Filner    cruel and unusual    punishment post up

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 09, 2013 10:25 AM (/i3Yt)

260 Season 1 of AHS is good but it goes downhill from there. --- See also "Dark Angel" and most other TV shows.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 09, 2013 10:25 AM (/Crba)

261 241 - yea well, cats can tell when some old fuck in a nursing home is going to die.

Posted by: Jaimo at December 09, 2013 10:25 AM (9U1OG)

262 Ummm....anyone know what this is about?


Fox alert: Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel orders U.S. military to transport Burundian troops to Central African Republic amid sectarian violence.

Posted by: Tami at December 09, 2013 02:10 PM (bCEmE)


Central African Republic government in dispute after coup. Christians being slaughtered like chickens by muslim rebels. UN has authorized French troops to intervene. Apparently the French need some back up and good ol Uncle Sam is providing logistical and humanitarian support. The French were busy somewhere else recently, (Ivory Coast) seems like there was another. but goggle only reports latest.

Posted by: Blondie Munny at December 09, 2013 10:26 AM (E6NFb)

263 Uh oh, Barky better look out.

http://tinyurl.com/nxsnheb

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 09, 2013 10:28 AM (Hx5uv)

264 Central African Republic government in dispute after coup. Christians being slaughtered like chickens by muslim rebels. UN has authorized French troops to intervene. Apparently the French need some back up and good ol Uncle Sam is providing logistical and humanitarian support. The French were busy somewhere else recently, (Ivory Coast) seems like there was another. but goggle only reports latest. Posted by: Blondie Munny at December 09, 2013 02:26 PM (E6NFb) Ok, thanks for the explanation. Not sure UN intervening with French troops gives anyone a warms cozy feeling.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at December 09, 2013 10:29 AM (bCEmE)

265 First season "Murder House" is on Netflix. Stayed up waaaaaay late to finish the series. Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2013 02:21 PM (nELVU) Be prepared for disappointment if you watch the next two seasons.

Posted by: RWC at December 09, 2013 10:29 AM (fWAjv)

266 Listening to the radio....'I feel privileged to have been alive when Mandela was.  One of the most influential men to have ever walked on the earf.

Posted by: Red Shirt at December 09, 2013 10:30 AM (FIDMq)

267 Not sure UN intervening with French troops gives anyone a warms cozy feeling. --- Given how the French troops have acted in other African countries (Ivory Coast), that's a bit of an understatement.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 09, 2013 10:31 AM (/Crba)

268 From the Formerly Great Britain:

A SHOP boss was arrested and quizzed by police for eight hours for cracking Nelson Mandela jokes on the internet.

Neil Phillips said he was fingerprinted, DNA-swabbed and had his computers seized.

The 44-year-old was held after posting: “My PC takes so long to shut down I’ve decided to call it Nelson Mandela.”

Another read: “Free Mandela – switch the power off.”

But police swooped after a councillor complained over the gags about the former South African leader, who passed away on Thursday, aged

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 09, 2013 10:31 AM (Hx5uv)

269 @265 Not sure UN intervening with French troops gives anyone a warms cozy feeling.

Posted by: Tami at December 09, 2013 02:29 PM (bCEmE)

------------

 

French troops are better than the general French reputation in the US would suggest.  Their politicians, on the other hand...

 

 

Posted by: junior at December 09, 2013 10:32 AM (UWFpX)

270 I just don't get this identification with dogs. Dogs are emotional, prone to stupid enthusiasms, and crave the approval of their masters. They have little self respect. When faced with a threat they often cower unless they feel certain of victory. Cats are independent, self reliant, and generally don't like to be bothered. When attacked they make the life of their attacker a living hell. Of course as masters we prefer dogs, because they do what they are told, but why would we want to identify with them? I know all sorts of conservatives like Jonah Goldberg are terribly anti-cat, and pro dog, but I think they just hate cats because of a lingering authoritarianism.

Posted by: Roy at December 09, 2013 10:33 AM (75fUy)

271 Ok, this is good. In Germany, reported by the Gateway Pundit

Concerned Christians are having a rally about being persecuted for being Christians that is being interrupted/protested by Muslims/

End result, the Christians got beat up by the Muslims.

Posted by: Blondie Munny at December 09, 2013 10:33 AM (E6NFb)

272

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 09, 2013 02:23 PM (zF6Iw)

 

I seem to remember the  vampire episode to be the best.  

Posted by: polynikes self proclaimed king of walked into a bar jokes at December 09, 2013 10:34 AM (m2CN7)

273 Given how the French troops have acted in other African countries (Ivory Coast), that's a bit of an understatement. Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 09, 2013 02:31 PM (/Crba) I've been understating things all day. It's understatement Monday for me.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at December 09, 2013 10:34 AM (bCEmE)

274 French troops are better than the general French reputation in the US would suggest. Their politicians, on the other hand... Posted by: junior at December 09, 2013 02:32 PM (UWFpX) Ok, but are these French troops under the direction of the UN?

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at December 09, 2013 10:35 AM (bCEmE)

275 Does a bear shit in the woods?  I'm not sure but they do lots of stuff.

http://tinyurl.com/n49opjc

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 09, 2013 10:36 AM (Hx5uv)

276 I just don't get this identification with dogs.


If you die, your dog will sit by your body and mourn.

Your cat will eat your face and then wander off.

Posted by: grognard at December 09, 2013 10:37 AM (/29Nl)

277 We needn't discuss these things anymore, human. Return to petting us at once, or risk claws.

Posted by: Your Feline Overlords at December 09, 2013 10:38 AM (BmhuH)

278 French troops are better than the general French reputation in the US would suggest. Their politicians, on the other hand... --- It helps when they're up against third-world countries / colonies. Even then, it doesn't always work out well for them. See Algeria, Vietnam.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 09, 2013 10:39 AM (/Crba)

279 Oh French Troops in Mali just two months ago. Ivory Coast was in 2011.

So what did the French do that was so bad?

and who brought Cholera to Haiti after the earthquake?

Detroit!  (don't know what Detroit! has to do with it but there must be a connection)

Posted by: Blondie Munny at December 09, 2013 10:41 AM (E6NFb)

280 Actually this anti-cat line blinds us to the French's virtues. France is like a cat, they are out for themselves, but they are hardly cowards. They have a lot more balls than the other Europeans. Everyone likes the limeys so much, but they are often bunch of pantywaists, sure the occasional ballsy Brit still exists, but the French have a whole army of those types too. Their Reds have more fight in them than any Tory Englishman, after all it was a French socialist who ordered the sinking of a Greenpeace ship for objecting to nuclear testing. People should stop equating not being with us to cowardice

Posted by: Roy at December 09, 2013 10:43 AM (75fUy)

281 The French founded Detroit, they also founded New Orleans and St. louis. Notice a trend here? Montreal isn't looking too good either.... And it was Nepalis who brought cholera to Haiti, not the French.

Posted by: Roy at December 09, 2013 10:46 AM (75fUy)

282 "It's just a cat." LMAO!

Posted by: Felix at December 09, 2013 10:47 AM (s/sIv)

283 Have you ever heard of Marie Prevost? Dogs will eat your face too. She was donee in by her pooch, granted it was a dachshund, nasty little buggers they are.

Posted by: Roy at December 09, 2013 10:50 AM (75fUy)

284 Roy at December 09, 2013 02:46 PM (75fUy)
LMAO!  (I forgot the French founded Detroit.)

Posted by: Blondie Munny at December 09, 2013 10:51 AM (E6NFb)

285 The Secret Truth at the Heart of the Male-Female Dynamic Heh. Which ones the Male, and which the Female?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 09, 2013 10:58 AM (IXrOn)

286 . . . I've also never seen a cat eat shit.
*
*
Or its own vomit.

Cats also stay clean, and manage to keep their bowel and bladder actions confined to one spot that can be kept clean.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 09, 2013 11:19 AM (BDU/a)

287 Dogs make friends. Cats do not. They have interests and you either align well with them or you do not.

Posted by: eman at December 09, 2013 12:00 PM (n6NK7)

288 I've always wondered why they don't have cat parks like they have for dogs.

Posted by: pawn at December 09, 2013 12:58 PM (xxdkI)

289

Love dogs.  They are loyal and trustworthy.  Cats are sneaky and mean, the little bastids. 

Posted by: KR1 at December 09, 2013 03:24 PM (oEfom)

290 We have 8 cats, and all of them are loving and friendly. One of them is sitting on my lap right now, purring away (and no, he's not forcing me to write this). We don't currently have a dog. Sometimes, though, we have doggy visitors. A couple of the cats always try to make friends with any dogs which come into the house. Most of the cats just avoid dogs. Only one of the cats actively antagonizes them, but it's because she's defending what she sees as her territory from an aggressor.

On the whole, I think I prefer the personality and independence of cats to that of dogs. They are not pets so much as companions. And really, I admire the fact that in spite of their small size, they are usually "top dog" in any multi-pet household!

Posted by: Katya at December 12, 2013 10:20 AM (nBa+r)

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