January 20, 2013
— Dave in Texas Sunday night, you get the bench warmer. And by "bench warmer" I mean dumb.

This place is a little messy on weekends (pshop courtesy The Slublog Galleries)
Here. Have some Tranya or Captain Romulan whatever and calm the eff down.

Let's talk about Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb. You get crappy music to put you in the mood, an homage from the Offspring to Slim Pickens riding the bomb into destiny. Enjoy. It's topical, cause the last lyric is "let the motherfucker burn."
So, on to Dr. Strangelove. A film by Stanley Kubrick in 1964, loosely based in part from "Failsafe", but also largely from the book Red Alert by Peter George. Kubrick decided to take a serious topic, thermonuclear annihilation, and make a comedy. Bit of a risk there, but it pays.
It's hard to imagine (for most of you I'm sure, hell I was 5 when it came out), but the world in 1964 was a nervous mess. We were adjusting to the fact that the Soviets now had the bomb, and were preparing to use it, like we were. How you turn that into a comedy is a tricky thing, but it helps to make your characters "caricatures", and Kubrick abused that thoroughly, with General Jack D. Ripper, President Merkin Muffley, General Buck Turgidson, and Major T.J. "King" Kong, played by Slim Pickens.
Story goes the part of Major Kong was to be played by Peter Sellers, who played President Muffley, Group Captain Lionel Mandrake, and of course Dr. Strangelove himself (a rescued Nazi), but Sellers broke his leg during shooting.. they offered the part to Dan Blocker, but his agent said he wouldn't want to be a part of any pinko commie movie, so Slim Pickens got the call.
Could not have worked out better. Thank goodness.
Some scenes:
Plot line: American Air Force General goes nuts, activates a wing of B-52 bombers armed with nukes to start a pre-emptive war with the Russkies.. silliness ensues. I am no movie reviewer, but I believe this is what they call a "dark comedy".
Incidentally, Kubrick had this thing, with lighting and villains.. see if you can spot the technique.
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I might be kidding about the D.
Anyhow, watch it sometime. It's a look into our past, in a funny way.
Or not funny. Our past nonetheless.
This post brought to President Rutherford B. Hayes, who never ate a dog. Took rounds during the Civil War, including one that broke his left arm.

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*toddlerfits on the floor*
Hi.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at January 20, 2013 06:05 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 20, 2013 06:05 PM (GEICT)
Patriots are going to the Superbowl
Patriots are going to the Superbowl
sung to the tune of The Patriots Are Going To The Superbowl
Posted by: The Dude at January 20, 2013 06:06 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: Inspector Asshole at January 20, 2013 06:06 PM (LfAFA)
Wait.
That was 300 years. Where's CAC? He can fix this.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 20, 2013 06:07 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Steck at January 20, 2013 06:09 PM (RL7U1)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at January 20, 2013 06:09 PM (OjQYm)
Posted by: Go Fish with Hearts and Spades, You Old Maid ... at January 20, 2013 06:10 PM (TvO05)
I don't have much of a life, seeing my name there every Sunday night is about all the glory I have
Bastards!
Posted by: kbdabear at January 20, 2013 06:10 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: joncelli at January 20, 2013 06:10 PM (jZZFi)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 20, 2013 06:10 PM (zGHqe)
Posted by: Cato at January 20, 2013 06:11 PM (+iAjg)
Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2013 06:11 PM (M/TDA)
How come we're not hearing the word HISTORIC being used over and over by the sportscasters?
Posted by: kbdabear at January 20, 2013 06:11 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2013 06:12 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: seamrog at January 20, 2013 06:12 PM (0Z6JE)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 20, 2013 06:12 PM (Vk2pI)
For forever I thought Dr. Strangeglove was a James Bond movie. Rented it through Netflix. Started watching it and thought Whatthecrap? Weird movie. I might have been more amused if I'd known what I was getting into.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 20, 2013 06:12 PM (DoZD+)
Posted by: Officious Statistics ... at January 20, 2013 06:12 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Steck at January 20, 2013 06:12 PM (RL7U1)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 20, 2013 06:12 PM (wwsoB)
*pouts* Fine. I'm predictable. *pouts more*
Here. Have some boobehs.
http://youtu.be/C3Ps3RVCqpM
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at January 20, 2013 06:13 PM (Gk3SS)
Also had some weird commie connection.
Posted by: ontherocks at January 20, 2013 06:13 PM (aZ6ew)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at January 20, 2013 06:13 PM (7um7O)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 20, 2013 06:14 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Herpglerble at January 20, 2013 06:14 PM (QRoQU)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 20, 2013 10:12 PM (wwsoB)
the wind because she won't be honest to say that Brady lost the game
Posted by: The Dude at January 20, 2013 06:14 PM (vJdyz)
Isn't an auger one of them things you use to drill thru the ice to fish?
I guess inaugeration means we're about to get drilled again.
s/
Posted by: seamrog at January 20, 2013 06:14 PM (0Z6JE)
Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 20, 2013 06:15 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 20, 2013 06:15 PM (ORGYc)
Try BBC America, 10-12pm Dr Who, 12-6pm Richard Hammond's Crash Course, 6pm-6am Top Gear
Posted by: kbdabear at January 20, 2013 06:15 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: Jake in ID at January 20, 2013 06:15 PM (jfSqj)
me too because I made a concentrated effort to NOT make the list
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 06:16 PM (8sCoq)
"Mein Fuhrer, I can walk, I can walk."
Freaking brilliant.
/actually,would not mind doomsday machine today to get rid of O, since those damn Mayans let us down.
Posted by: shibumi at January 20, 2013 06:16 PM (z63Tr)
Posted by: Social Science Graduate Student at January 20, 2013 06:16 PM (Vk2pI)
yup that's me!
I can't see giggles transcripts and he plays with nukes...he can read my medical history at will.
Welcome to the USSA where dissent is mental illness.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 06:17 PM (LRFds)
That's really weird. Perhaps it was intercepted by the Ravens.
Posted by: Peaches at January 20, 2013 06:17 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: rickl at January 20, 2013 06:17 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Kalneva had bangs way before Mooch at January 20, 2013 06:17 PM (S+/pH)
Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at January 20, 2013 06:18 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Robert at January 20, 2013 06:18 PM (LUnTP)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2013 06:18 PM (BeSEI)
Posted by: Ktgreat at January 20, 2013 06:18 PM (VqbeO)
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 06:18 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Weirddave at January 20, 2013 06:19 PM (aH+zP)
Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at January 20, 2013 06:19 PM (TvO05)
See if you can correctly guess any words that Beyonce will sing
Posted by: kbdabear at January 20, 2013 06:20 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: Ed Anger at January 20, 2013 06:20 PM (tOkJB)
Posted by: thunderb at January 20, 2013 06:20 PM (Dnbau)
Purists will hire a backhoe artist to excavate and remove such a tank.
Posted by: Hrothgar - LIB (for the Children, of course) at January 20, 2013 06:20 PM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: Peaches at January 20, 2013 06:20 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 20, 2013 06:20 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 20, 2013 06:20 PM (5J54Q)
Posted by: no good deed at January 20, 2013 06:21 PM (mjR67)
Posted by: thunderb at January 20, 2013 06:21 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 20, 2013 06:22 PM (wwsoB)
Have a question for the masters of the practical arts here ... we have a buried (finally empty after years of slow-leaking) fuel tank next to the house, been down there since 1952. Ideas for removal?
Posted by: Steck at January 20, 2013 10:09 PM (RL7U1)
(1) How big?
(2) What kind of fuel?
(3) Are you looking for practical suggestions, or legal ones?
(4) I'm guessing that you don't want your area declared an EPA superfund site....am I correct?
Posted by: cthulhu at January 20, 2013 06:22 PM (kaalw)
I do think that the GOP should start engaging in massive flagrant willful civil disobedience and ignore federal law on minimum wage, reporting wages etc etc.
They want to play games with voting great!
We can start teaching welfare nation to work under the table like Mexicans and do international make work.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 06:22 PM (LRFds)
Think: if you remove the tank, the hole for your pool is already dug
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 06:22 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Steck at January 20, 2013 06:22 PM (RL7U1)
Posted by: Timin203 at January 20, 2013 06:23 PM (azmhu)
Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at January 20, 2013 06:23 PM (1FLBb)
Purists will hire a backhoe artist to excavate and remove such a tank.
Posted by: Hrothgar - LIB (for the Children, of course) at January 20, 2013 10:20 PM (Cnqmv)"
Sounds like a Superfund site. Contact the EPA.
Posted by: Cicerokid at January 20, 2013 06:23 PM (sHqf1)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 20, 2013 06:23 PM (5J54Q)
I would watch a day-long live feed of Ray's butt crack before I'd watch any of that shit.
Posted by: Peaches at January 20, 2013 06:23 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: thunderb at January 20, 2013 06:23 PM (Dnbau)
I will try not to see or hear of SCOAMF tomorrow, wish me luck. I will need it.
I plan to avoid network t.v. and flip around the radio a lot.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 20, 2013 06:23 PM (DoZD+)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 20, 2013 06:24 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Timin203 at January 20, 2013 06:24 PM (azmhu)
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at January 20, 2013 06:24 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 10:17 PM (LRFds)
Nothing like a good mental health system to take care of dissident thoughts, comrade. It has worked every time it has been tried. Note how craftily the Newtown shooting is being tied to "pre-emptive" mental health, for the children.
What a great thing that we have full force Obamacare in place before 2016!
Posted by: Hrothgar - LIB (for the Children, of course) at January 20, 2013 06:24 PM (Cnqmv)
The Long Goodbye (1973) is dedicated to him. Robert Altman, who had directed many early episodes of "Bonanza" (1959), and had become friends with him, had originally cast him in the role of Roger Wade. However, Blocker died before filming commenced, so the role was subsequently filled by Sterling Hayden. [...]
Blocker was approached to play Major "King" Kong in Stanley Kubrick's Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964) after Peter Sellers was injured. However, according to Terry Southern (co-writer), Blocker's agent rejected the script as being "too pinko".[...]
He was an activist liberal Democrat and a staunch opponent of the Vietnam War.[...]
Posted by: andycanuck at January 20, 2013 06:24 PM (ORGYc)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 20, 2013 06:24 PM (5J54Q)
Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2013 06:25 PM (9XBK2)
That's fine, more for me!
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at January 20, 2013 06:25 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at January 20, 2013 06:26 PM (9HhTH)
Posted by: Steck at January 20, 2013 06:26 PM (RL7U1)
It's a very odd weekend for me, so I'll just read all your comments and try not to think too much about Dr. Strangelove.
Posted by: Dianna at January 20, 2013 06:26 PM (mKMj1)
Or get a buddy with a backhoe, pull the tank and take the samples 100 feet away.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 20, 2013 06:26 PM (qo244)
Think: if you remove the tank, the hole for your pool is already dug
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 10:22 PM (8sCoq)
Bomb shelter.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 20, 2013 06:26 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at January 20, 2013 06:26 PM (J6kXj)
Posted by: thunderb at January 20, 2013 06:26 PM (Dnbau)
And the Patriots still havenÂ’t won a Super Bowl since Belicheat was told to stop video-taping the opponentÂ’s practicesÂ…Â…
IÂ’m sure there is absolutely no correlation there whatsoever.
Posted by: wiserbud at January 20, 2013 06:26 PM (gCa4h)
Posted by: Cicerokid at January 20, 2013 06:26 PM (sHqf1)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 20, 2013 10:23 PM (DoZD+)
I plan to get my motor running and head out on the highway
http://tinypic.com/r/imtsw7/6
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 06:27 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Jake in ID at January 20, 2013 06:27 PM (jfSqj)
Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2013 06:27 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: Cicerokid at January 20, 2013 10:23 PM (sHqf1)
Yes whatever you do, be SURE to call the EPA immediately and ask for a site inspection, a remediation program, and supervision of the cleanup because your government is here to help the average citizen!
Posted by: Hrothgar - LIB (for the Children, of course) at January 20, 2013 06:27 PM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: rickl at January 20, 2013 06:27 PM (sdi6R)
I remember Hubert Humphrey running a five minute campaign commercial against Richard Nixon in the fall of 1968 after the showing of "Fail Safe" on network TV. Don't think that dirty politics was born yesterday.
And of course, the infamous "Daisy" commercial that Lyndon Douche Johnson ran in 1964 against Barry Goldwater.
And Sterling Hayden, despite any WWII decoration, was a commie symp. I hope he is roasting in Hell. He played big "right wing nuts" in a couple of movies and loved every minute of it.
George Scott played Buck Turgidson, and I don't know what his story was, except he probably needed the money. And James Earl Jones played the navigator on the B-52 (minor part).
Stanley Kubrick went around and met a lot of academics prior to making Dr. Strangelove, and he thought most of them were dull and stupid, except for one guy. In the course of the meetings and cocktail parties, met Henry Kissinger. Dr. Strangelove is actually based on Kissinger. Loosely.
"Dr. Strangelove" is a funny movie on one level, but I actually knew officers in SAC and they were not particularly funny or weird or evil guys. Just very smart and dedicated patriots, who had a very hard job that they tried their best to do. But it's always the way of Hollywood to mock anything that they can and pull it down into the mud.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...... at January 20, 2013 06:27 PM (Md8Uo)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 20, 2013 06:28 PM (5J54Q)
Posted by: Dianna at January 20, 2013 06:28 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 20, 2013 06:28 PM (GEICT)
Boy you are not kidding. Basically the EPA regs on old petrochem tanks in hard states are onerous as hades. Part of the reason so many dead gas stations are on the US routes is the franchise holders decided the clean up and recapitalization of the physical plant needed was not worthwhile.
Money to be made in remediating away the "evil."
Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 06:28 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Timon at January 20, 2013 06:28 PM (hHlaS)
He was an activist liberal Democrat and a staunch opponent of the Vietnam War.[...]
ahhhhh... back when liberals still loved this country.....
the good old days....
Posted by: wiserbud at January 20, 2013 06:29 PM (gCa4h)
Seen on Instapundit today, "Obama's Presidency is half over".
So the countdown begins. Again. Talk about your timewarp, it's the last four years all over again, with malice.
Posted by: Boots at January 20, 2013 06:29 PM (oG66P)
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 20, 2013 06:29 PM (X11b6)
Most especially if you are not keenly aware of the aquifer table and the "water basin" status of your spread.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 06:29 PM (LRFds)
Over/under on Katrina references?
Posted by: wiserbud at January 20, 2013 06:29 PM (gCa4h)
Posted by: no good deed at January 20, 2013 10:21 PM (mjR67)
I would rather give myself a hysterectomy with a garden claw than watch TFG's immaculation
Posted by: thunderb at January 20, 2013 10:23 PM (Dnbau)
Oh, God, I had blocked that out of my tiny brain! Monday is bad enough, without that. Now, it's three times bad. It's Monday, it's a "holiday" that I have to work, and that other shit that I won't mention. Silver lining is the phone won't ring, so at least I can get some shit done.
Posted by: kalneva at January 20, 2013 06:29 PM (S+/pH)
Posted by: kalneva at January 20, 2013 06:30 PM (S+/pH)
Christina Hendricks
Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at January 20, 2013 10:29 PM (X11b6)
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oh--the fat ginger. Got it. Thanks
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 20, 2013 06:31 PM (MPjT8)
Yup, we have a totally freed red diaper baby in charge of the US with Harry Reid trying to undo the protection of the minority from the simple tyranny of majority that has protected our national identity from schisming hard the last 150 years.
Brave new world
Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 06:31 PM (LRFds)
Right next to the house in an awkward spot, so no good on the swimming pool, sorry guys.
Posted by: Steck at January 20, 2013 10:26 PM (RL7U1)
100 gallons is only 23100 cubic inches -- roughly 13 cubic feet, or just over 2'x3'x4'. If that's the size, you could do it yourself some night after midnight and ditch it over the rail of a convenient bridge near you.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 20, 2013 06:32 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Mahatma Gandhi at January 20, 2013 06:32 PM (e8kgV)
IIRC, some place require that the top be (partially) opened to provide easier inspection access. I tink OilDri followed by concrete would do the trick if you want to safely leave it in place. Backhoe is best as you see what actually happened, but then you have to dispose of a rusted tank (non-trivial).
Posted by: Hrothgar - LIB (for the Children, of course) at January 20, 2013 06:32 PM (Cnqmv)
That's what I would do, too. Especially if it's been leaking for years, you could get into a whole mandated soil remediation nightmare that would go on for years and cost you every cent you ever had, plus encumber the property so you couldn't sell it. At least, that's how it works in California. If I were you, I would never mention this to anyone again.
Posted by: Peaches at January 20, 2013 06:33 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: MrCaniac at January 20, 2013 06:33 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Cicerokid at January 20, 2013 06:33 PM (sHqf1)
Hell, that's a small grave, and here in central NC it's red clay. It'd be a bitch.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 20, 2013 06:34 PM (4Mv1T)
Best dialogue between Mandrake and Gen Ripper was when Ripper tells him (in between bursts of gunfire) about his theory of fluoridation.
Posted by: Secret Squirrel's BUS at January 20, 2013 06:34 PM (0SmH0)
Kuback was amazing, not long after "Clockwork Orange"
http://tinyurl.com/6fy5gd
Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 20, 2013 06:34 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: thunderb at January 20, 2013 06:34 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: The Dude at January 20, 2013 06:35 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: thatcrazyjeseyguy at January 20, 2013 06:35 PM (tAoev)
If they can show you filled the tank at any pointy in your ownership it is worse. Basically if not they may make a case against the prior owner if it was not disclosed, but a lot like child support cases you start the process guilty because *somebody has to pay to let me do this good*
Regulatory Fiat hell is how we got here.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 06:35 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Ed Anger at January 20, 2013 06:36 PM (tOkJB)
Posted by: thunderb at January 20, 2013 06:36 PM (Dnbau)
Steck, having been in the remediation business peripherally years ago, I think Peaches is absolutely right.
Bury it deep and forget about it. If you try to follow the law you are going to be played for a sucker and be out a lot of money.
But I am not counseling you to break the law, nope not me.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...... at January 20, 2013 06:36 PM (Md8Uo)
yeah it's funny I didn't see that film that way I saw it as a funny flick about what things will look like when it all goes wrong but it didn't make me a peacenik.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 06:36 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: t-bird at January 20, 2013 06:36 PM (FcR7P)
My 101 was a joke but I worked with my brother to remove one at his house. There are rules where the samples need to be taken (IIRC 3 places surface 1/2 way down and at the base).We dug the couple feet of soil on top of the tank by hand, hooked tow straps on the (completely empty) to pull the tank out. We used standing 10' poles so the straps pulled up when hooked to the truck. After that we looked at the hole left and the tank condition and took the samples from the state designated locations.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 20, 2013 06:37 PM (qo244)
Posted by: Cicerokid at January 20, 2013 06:37 PM (sHqf1)
Posted by: lou's a girl at January 20, 2013 06:37 PM (EAAfY)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 20, 2013 06:37 PM (jucos)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 20, 2013 06:37 PM (ORGYc)
I'd do some 'net searching. I expect others have discussed this on-line in your state. Probably won't have to look far. Maybe you can determine what the law is, what the actual practice is, and shortcuts.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 20, 2013 06:38 PM (4Mv1T)
That's right!
Follow the law, I'll give some friendly advice I used to make 17 bucks an hour moonlighting in mid 90's dollars. The Bio-Remediation Company guy drive a Ferrari.
The end.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 06:38 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: rickl at January 20, 2013 06:38 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2013 06:39 PM (M/TDA)
Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 20, 2013 06:39 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 20, 2013 10:39 PM (wR+pz)
yes, watching Brady on the verge of tears is and will always be awesome
Posted by: The Dude at January 20, 2013 06:40 PM (vJdyz)
We can try to make money off the leeches getting paid for breathing I guess, but they hate us and I hate them. I made money blowing Al Gore's fairy tale on "Love Canal" I guess and I have made money moving freight for GM.
I'm a whore but I try not to be cheap.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 06:40 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: MrCaniac at January 20, 2013 06:40 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 20, 2013 06:41 PM (eqgV8)
Somewhat related to disposing of a fuel tank, I don't know if I posted about this before, but disposing of a horse is almost impossible, because of rendering laws and hay prices. So now there is a huge homeless horse problem, which of course is much more humane. Just like every fucking liberal solution to their imagined problems.
Posted by: kalneva at January 20, 2013 06:42 PM (S+/pH)
for Ravens fans, yes
Bill Belicheck went out back of the stadium and killed a guy
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 06:42 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: thunderb at January 20, 2013 06:42 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 20, 2013 06:42 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Lauren at January 20, 2013 06:42 PM (wsGWu)
I'd bet money that fuel tank is a 275 gal. They're far and away the most common size foe residential and a ton of commercial setups.
Do some research, as was suggested, though. You might find just leaving it alone is best.
Posted by: irongrampa at January 20, 2013 06:42 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 20, 2013 06:43 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Lauren at January 20, 2013 10:42 PM (wsGWu)
She is way to old for that haircut. Hello, buster brown
Posted by: lou's a girl at January 20, 2013 06:43 PM (EAAfY)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 20, 2013 06:43 PM (MPjT8)
Posted by: sven10077
Oh, I just cringe.
Let me put it this way:
In my job, I'm ready to write a substantial grant check for a very worthy and much needed project.
The project cannot go ahead because some idiotic bureaucrat has decreed that every single room must have a smoke detector. Because there's a regulation.
Now, there are plentiful smoke and CO2 and what-have-you detectors in every possible spot, and it's not necessary that there be a smoke detector in every single room, and the project for which I am ready to write a check is extraordinarily important and urgent: Oh, no! First, the (completely unnecessary) smoke detectors must be installed in every single room!
The consequences will be ridiculous, but the bureaucracy does not care.
I abominate bureaucracy.
Posted by: Dianna at January 20, 2013 06:43 PM (mKMj1)
My 101 was a joke but I worked with my brother to remove one at his house. There are rules where the samples need to be taken (IIRC 3 places surface 1/2 way down and at the base).We dug the couple feet of soil on top of the tank by hand, hooked tow straps on the (completely empty) to pull the tank out. We used standing 10' poles so the straps pulled up when hooked to the truck. After that we looked at the hole left and the tank condition and took the samples from the state designated locations.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 20, 2013 10:37 PM (qo244)
Oh, yeah -- and if you use assistants, make sure they're blood relatives. And make sure the lights don't show.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 20, 2013 06:44 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: CarolT at January 20, 2013 06:44 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: thunderb at January 20, 2013 06:45 PM (Dnbau)
"Dr. Strangelove" is pretty funny in it's own way, becaue the way Slim Pickens played the pilot, I know that nobody like that would have ever cut it as a SAC B-52 pilot. Likewise, I knew the base commander at a large US Air Force base years ago, and he could be the friendliest guy you could imagine, unlike the parody of Jack Ripper.
"Fail Safe" was much scarier to me, because the guy that played the pilot of the Vindicator bomber that reached Moscow was not unlike some guys in SAC. Smart, determined, professional.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...... at January 20, 2013 06:45 PM (Md8Uo)
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 10:42 PM (8sCoq)
Still wearing the hoodie so he can blend in?
Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 20, 2013 06:45 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Ktgreat at January 20, 2013 06:45 PM (VqbeO)
I'm guessing Anna Wintour.
Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2013 10:44 PM (M/TDA)
Oh shit ,you are right! Both ugly hags in my opinion
Posted by: lou's a girl at January 20, 2013 06:45 PM (EAAfY)
Posted by: Andy at January 20, 2013 06:45 PM (OZPoa)
Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2013 06:46 PM (M/TDA)
No, I am checking the requirements and intial capital needs to do point to point hauling for some companies in Elkin IN.
Wife getting reassigned is throwing a crimp b/c it will severely alter some economic advantages I had location wise when i move to SC again.
If I get the boy ready to start walking towards adulthood enough to trust to latch key for multiple evenings straight I may go OTR in a rig as an O/O instead.
You expressed interest in doing some logistics yourself in the last 3 months IIRC.
You made any progress?
Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 06:46 PM (LRFds)
Buster Brown. LOL. I wore Buster Brown shoes when I was a kid.
Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2013 10:46 PM (M/TDA)
Me too, haha, they were good shoes.
Posted by: lou's a girl at January 20, 2013 06:47 PM (EAAfY)
Yes I cant think of ever running across a 100 gal buried tank That's just 2 55 gallon drums lied end to end. No Backhoe needed for that extrication.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 20, 2013 06:47 PM (qo244)
Posted by: epobirs at January 20, 2013 06:47 PM (kcfmt)
There's an un-suprisingly large number of Midnight Oil companies on the list.
Posted by: DaveA at January 20, 2013 06:47 PM (hOlQL)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 20, 2013 06:48 PM (xjpRj)
Posted by: cthulhu at January 20, 2013 06:48 PM (kaalw)
Very correct. You should hire a real estate lawyer to hire someone to legwork your paper trail on the matter. The state is about to turn the screws on a LOT of by fair reading applicable "laws through regs" that people have gotten passes on b/c of the inherent inefficiency of the system.
Only question is how much like Chicago they want to make the whole USA.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 06:48 PM (LRFds)
I would remove that fuel storage a small bit at a time, it should be cut up in 1 square foot sections and deposited slowly over time in your trash bin. It will someday be discovered otherwise.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk, a day late and $100 short at January 20, 2013 06:48 PM (p/cQy)
Posted by: Lauren at January 20, 2013 06:49 PM (wsGWu)
Posted by: rickl at January 20, 2013 06:49 PM (sdi6R)
Yup, cold, efficient, and absolutely at peace with their job.
Wright-Patt was a neat place to grow up near. Lots of good ahrd men who graped "peace is our profession."
Pity we threw that mentality away.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 06:50 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Golan Globus at January 20, 2013 06:52 PM (XPkdL)
Where I live it was all legal. But we couldn't fill the hole till an inspector came out to take a look. So If oil had leaked my brother would have likely been fucked.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 20, 2013 06:52 PM (qo244)
No NFL team going to the Harbaugh Bowl !!
Posted by: grease monkey at January 20, 2013 06:52 PM (VSWPU)
Posted by: Jake in ID at January 20, 2013 06:52 PM (jfSqj)
Sven
I actually knew Glen McClernon, who was a two-star that commanded WPAFB for a while, then was mayor of Fairborn. You probably heard of him.
He was really a funny and nice old guy when I met him. Told us stories of being a fighter pilot in WWII.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...... at January 20, 2013 06:52 PM (Md8Uo)
Very correct. You should hire a real estate lawyer to hire someone to legwork your paper trail on the matter. The state is about to turn the screws on a LOT of by fair reading applicable "laws through regs" that people have gotten passes on b/c of the inherent inefficiency of the system.
Only question is how much like Chicago they want to make the whole USA.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 10:48 PM (LRFds)
Y'know, if you put a dead Republican in there, no Illinois Democrat would thereafter give you so much as a parking ticket.
Y'know, if
Posted by: cthulhu at January 20, 2013 06:53 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Steck at January 20, 2013 06:53 PM (RL7U1)
Posted by: soothsayer at January 20, 2013 06:54 PM (ZCAlb)
Posted by: kbdabear
They're not black, transgendered, muslims?? I denounce myself. I'll be watching the Super Bowl at work. I hate Baltimore and I'm indifferent to San Fran. I can't stand either coach. GO SMOD!!!
Posted by: puddleglum at January 20, 2013 06:54 PM (TR7qh)
Posted by: kalneva at January 20, 2013 06:54 PM (S+/pH)
What enrages me about these games is that the overlords these fine jockey types play do not mean ANYTHING to the type of politician we are empowering once they are unaccountable and enough people rely on them.
I'm sorry you face the wall like your case shows, there are a lot of potential needed capital investments that could be empowering the nation being held off by technicality and "benzene precautionary principle" bullshit.
If you want to smile or cry or scream depending on your sense of humor bing "Soviet Ecological Disasters."
Puts it all in perspective.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 06:55 PM (LRFds)
Redskins should have a hell of a year next year. I am excited.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 20, 2013 10:43 PM (jucos)
I hope so, but they are going to be so screwed by the salary cap penalty that they got last spring. The salary cap penalty for going over the salary cap in 2010, the season that was "uncapped", but that there was a gentlemen's agreement on. The same cap that the NFL is saying did not exist when the NFLPA sued them for having a cap in 2010. Only Dallas and Washington were punished for going over the cap, and the other teams that did not have cap money removed.
Of course, only Washington and Dallas play in the same division as the head of the committee that came up with the punishment, John Mara of the Giants. I really hate the Giants, and hope that Victor Cruz gets syphilis.
Posted by: MrCaniac at January 20, 2013 06:55 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: epobirs at January 20, 2013 06:55 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: kalneva at January 20, 2013 10:54 PM (S+/pH)
Lol
Posted by: lou's a girl at January 20, 2013 06:56 PM (EAAfY)
"Ace's Home for the Reclamation of Reduced Females"?
Posted by: andycanuck
Oh, my dear, I cannot tell you, unless, first, I keeeeeeeeel you!
Posted by: Dianna at January 20, 2013 06:56 PM (mKMj1)
thought Best Buy was going tits up??
Posted by: soothsayer at January 20, 2013 10:54 PM (ZCAlb)
=======================
The one near me would fold if they locked up all gang wannabees, welfare mammas and other assorted human debris.
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 20, 2013 06:57 PM (MPjT8)
Billy Bob @ 209
"A Clockwork Orange" was clearly a vote against an authoritarian state, regardless of how nasty the perps were. That's one movie that I only watched once and have no urge to watch it again.
Kubrick could film a good story, but he was an odd bird. I thought "2001" was a great flick when I was 13, but when I watched it 30 years later, I could see that a lot of the movie was very disturbing in its subtext.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...... at January 20, 2013 06:57 PM (Md8Uo)
Wow, I had no idea, kalneva! Be pretty funny if somebody snatched one off her head some time. I've had that fantasy about Maxine W. for many years.
Posted by: Peaches at January 20, 2013 06:57 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: mallfly at January 20, 2013 06:58 PM (jDjlM)
I've heard of him. Fairborn was one of the nicest cities inthe nation in the '50s. I love messing with Roswell conspiracists by pointing out I grew up on a "secret USAF installation" and they were not in hangar 13, but Hangar 41 which is now building 12332.
I am really trying to get back to where I am not here so much and I am not so morose when I post if I am not my cryptic in joke laden self, because I know it must be tiring to read. I am tired of typing it over and over, this is NOT WHO WE ARE!
Sorry rant off.
sven
Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 06:58 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Jake in ID at January 20, 2013 06:59 PM (jfSqj)
I rewatched 2001 the other day and took hope from it.
Obama is raging against human nature. Our inner monkey will always win in the end. He can't kill enough drive to coerce enough folk to break us any more than we let him.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 07:00 PM (LRFds)
Michelle Obama looks like Rick James with her new 'doo , aka wig?
She's not the kind of girl, that you bring back home to mama.
That right there is funny.
Wonder why she wears a wig? And the answer is......
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...... at January 20, 2013 07:00 PM (Md8Uo)
Posted by: Peaches at January 20, 2013 10:57 PM (kpCLl)
Saw an old guy at the grocery store, had the worst toupee in history, I felt bad for him. Obvious he was a widower. I would tell my hubby hell no!!
Posted by: lou's a girl at January 20, 2013 07:00 PM (EAAfY)
Posted by: name at January 20, 2013 07:01 PM (KqnY1)
Wonder why she wears a wig? And the answer is......
========
Because in private she's a militant shaved-head lesbian?
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 20, 2013 07:01 PM (MPjT8)
Posted by: epobirs at January 20, 2013 07:01 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 20, 2013 07:02 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Deli LLama at January 20, 2013 07:02 PM (lGu1O)
As mixer with rum since I ran out of Coke.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 20, 2013 07:03 PM (qo244)
So, you don't miss your mancard at all?
Posted by: Peaches at January 20, 2013 07:04 PM (kpCLl)
I think that she's gone prematurely bald, or lost a lot of her hair. I've know several black women that had that problem. They either wear wigs or those funny deals that women wear (extensions?) to make their hair look thicker and longer.
A black woman that used to work for me had that problem.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...... at January 20, 2013 07:05 PM (Md8Uo)
Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2013 07:05 PM (M/TDA)
Posted by: thunderb at January 20, 2013 07:05 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: Deli LLama at January 20, 2013 07:05 PM (lGu1O)
Posted by: CarolT at January 20, 2013 07:06 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: Museisluse at January 20, 2013 07:06 PM (SsWgR)
Posted by: lou's a girl at January 20, 2013 07:06 PM (EAAfY)
Posted by: Steck at January 20, 2013 07:06 PM (RL7U1)
If being a girl drink drunk means I lack a man card, I was guilty as charged 28 years ago at age 12.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 07:07 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Peaches at January 20, 2013 11:05 PM
I see you watched Belichick's statement to the media
Posted by: kbdabear at January 20, 2013 07:07 PM (wwsoB)
I need a mancard like I need a Badge. "we don't need no stinkin Mancards".
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 20, 2013 07:07 PM (qo244)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 20, 2013 07:08 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Peaches at January 20, 2013 07:08 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 20, 2013 07:08 PM (JMmQ9)
Aims to hit benchmark set by Lincoln...
TFG must not know too much history--Lincoln's last 'benchmark' was a doozy
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 07:08 PM (8sCoq)
Lou's a girl @ 259
You did not know who Moe Howard was? Peaches, clip a corner off her Moronette card.
You're fortunate that Alex the Chick didn't read that.
You'd never get into Alextopia.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...... at January 20, 2013 07:09 PM (Md8Uo)
Posted by: Ed Anger at January 20, 2013 07:09 PM (tOkJB)
That's just more evidence we are advancing ever more quickly up the evolutionary ladder I guess.
ATL's crime's been getting worse every 5 years it seems.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 07:09 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Peaches at January 20, 2013 07:10 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 20, 2013 07:10 PM (qo244)
254"Speaking of Michelle Obami wigs, wigs were big in the 60's and 70's."
Exactly. People among the nobility and high class shorn the hair and donned whigs in order to avoid head lice. That is where the term "big wig" came from. If you had lot's of money you could affford to have your wig cleaned regulary and it would be all poofy.
Oh, wait. You were talking 1760's right? Nothing new under the sun.
Posted by: Cicerokid at January 20, 2013 07:10 PM (sHqf1)
You did not know who Moe Howard was? Peaches, clip a corner off her Moronette card.
You're fortunate that Alex the Chick didn't read that.
You'd never get into Alextopia.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...... at January 20, 2013 11:09 PM (Md8Uo)
In my defense, I just knew him as Moe!
Posted by: lou's a girl at January 20, 2013 07:11 PM (EAAfY)
Posted by: CarolT at January 20, 2013 07:11 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 20, 2013 07:11 PM (MPjT8)
clean it out real good and store you firearms that sank in a 'boating acident' in there.
the metal detectors will ping on the tank, after some digging they find a tank and stop the search.
Hey, I may have to install a tank like that........
Posted by: Jake in ID at January 20, 2013 10:59 PM (jfSqj)
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Posted by: Steck at January 20, 2013 11:06 PM (RL7U1)
That's why you ask morons. The 'ron-fu is strong with this one.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 20, 2013 07:12 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: lou's a girl at January 20, 2013 07:12 PM (EAAfY)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 20, 2013 07:13 PM (Z9EHQ)
Sven J Olafson's Totally Unintelligible Views On History Presents Theater Presents
*or*
How I learned to love authoritarianism, paranoia, ethnic cleansing, and non judicial execution!
aka "The Honorary First White Chinaman" as told by Gnome Chompsky
Also a nice PSA on not slamming mercury cocktails for longevity.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 07:13 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Dianna at January 20, 2013 07:13 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2013 07:14 PM (M/TDA)
Aims to hit benchmark set by Lincoln...
TFG must not know too much history--Lincoln's last 'benchmark' was a doozy
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 11:08 PM (8sCoq)
Yeah, I was thinking, "not finishing a term?" myself.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 20, 2013 07:14 PM (kaalw)
If you avoid cut and paste from IE and don't try to conjure italics, strike through etc you will never serve time in the Barrel.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 20, 2013 07:16 PM (qo244)
Posted by: Peaches at January 20, 2013 07:16 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: DaveA at January 20, 2013 07:16 PM (hOlQL)
What, "preside during Civil War"?
Posted by: Waterhouse at January 20, 2013 11:15 PM (Jaltt)
get whacked?
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 07:16 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 20, 2013 07:16 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 07:16 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 20, 2013 07:16 PM (ORGYc)
Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2013 11:14 PM (M/TDA)
Or Ishmael in Kingpin!
Posted by: lou's a girl at January 20, 2013 07:16 PM (EAAfY)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 20, 2013 07:17 PM (qo244)
Posted by: Cicerokid at January 20, 2013 07:17 PM (sHqf1)
Posted by: thunderb at January 20, 2013 07:18 PM (Dnbau)
Aims to hit benchmark set by Lincoln...
What, "preside during Civil War"?
Posted by: Waterhouse at January 20, 2013 11:15 PM (Jaltt)
get whacked?
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 11:16 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 11:16 PM (8sCoq)
These are all worthy endeavors for Teh Won.....
Posted by: cthulhu at January 20, 2013 07:18 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 20, 2013 07:18 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: CAC at January 20, 2013 07:19 PM (6gk77)
Posted by: thunderb at January 20, 2013 07:19 PM (Dnbau)
The ignorance of the Stooges would be a blessing I will never have.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 20, 2013 07:19 PM (qo244)
Posted by: Peaches at January 20, 2013 11:16 PM (kpCLl)
Aww, Peaches is the moronette of the year. My vote is 1st! No sandwich or cookies, but I am eating skittles, will that work?
Posted by: lou's a girl at January 20, 2013 07:19 PM (EAAfY)
Posted by: thunderb at January 20, 2013 07:20 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 20, 2013 07:21 PM (HqXYa)
You're lucky hear if you can get away with ever having parked a car on a piece of dirt.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 20, 2013 07:21 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: ants in the pantry, 1936 at January 20, 2013 07:21 PM (sHqf1)
Shit, now waiting for skittles jokes.
Posted by: lou's a girl at January 20, 2013 07:21 PM (EAAfY)
He also had a stylized way of using facial expressions to indicate crazy people. In addition to Nicholson and Private Pyle, there were some similar scenes with Alex in A Clockwork Orange.
Posted by: rickl at January 20, 2013 10:27 PM
Not just crazy people. Kubrick used exaggerated facial expressions often with characters in all of his films IIRC. It was done well, though and avoided a stagey feel. In Dr. Strangelove, it's most apparent with Turgidson and Strangelove. It was a recurring thing in all his films in tandem with his use of masks, or, mask like faces. Kind of like how he was big on symmetry in a lot of shots.
Posted by: otho at January 20, 2013 07:21 PM (yBF/9)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 20, 2013 07:22 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: CarolT at January 20, 2013 07:22 PM (z4WKX)
I'm afraid I will be the one stuck eating the horse poo having to pretend it is skittles.
How did Axelrod staple that horn to the pony's head for the inaugural?
Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 07:23 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 20, 2013 07:23 PM (ORGYc)
Posted by: Avi at January 20, 2013 07:23 PM (/ZEtn)
Posted by: CAC at January 20, 2013 07:24 PM (C3KwS)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 20, 2013 07:24 PM (ORGYc)
Posted by: Truman North at January 20, 2013 07:24 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: three missing links, 1938 at January 20, 2013 07:24 PM (sHqf1)
yeah I used to think his transcript being Marx heavy would matter, but I am now finally accepting that at best it would have gotten some of our folks off the couch.
Not one of his voters would be bothered I'd wager.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 07:24 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 07:24 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: soothsayer at January 20, 2013 07:25 PM (vyPsz)
Posted by: Truman North at January 20, 2013 07:25 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Andrew "Madness" Cuomo at January 20, 2013 07:25 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Tuna
I was 9 and had just moved from Tampa to Huntsville, AL aka ground zero.
The Boeing building I lived a 1/4 mile from had a marked fallout shelter and Nasa HQ was 6 miles away. Prime targets and we knew it because I got to hang with all the Army and Nasa kids who's parents were employed by Uncle Sam.
Fail Safe was IMHO a funny as hell movie because of all the stereotypes and Sellers playing so many roles. Maj Kong was the capper though with his ride into ground zero. Something I've done with several employers of late as contracts ended.
Posted by: Gmac - Waiting for the revolution at January 20, 2013 07:25 PM (IanLz)
Posted by: CAC at January 20, 2013 07:27 PM (7TwHV)
Are we arguing the Stooges or the Marx Bros. I'm Confused.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 20, 2013 07:27 PM (qo244)
Posted by: The Fake Shemp's Ghost at January 20, 2013 07:27 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Truman North at January 20, 2013 07:27 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Gmac - Waiting for the revolution at January 20, 2013 07:28 PM (IanLz)
Posted by: Truman North at January 20, 2013 11:24 PM (I2LwF)
With those skittles jokes, its getting close
Posted by: lou's a girl at January 20, 2013 07:28 PM (EAAfY)
Posted by: Ktgreat at January 20, 2013 07:28 PM (VqbeO)
Posted by: t-bird at January 20, 2013 07:29 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2013 07:29 PM (M/TDA)
Posted by: Clemenza at January 20, 2013 07:29 PM (x59Gv)
Christina Hendricks. Cause I don't give a crap who wins but Booehs always win.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 20, 2013 07:30 PM (qo244)
And Dave gets credit for the great elbows this afternoon.
Tell it brother!
Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 20, 2013 07:30 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: RoadRunner at January 20, 2013 07:30 PM (3LD8A)
Posted by: puddleglum at January 20, 2013 07:31 PM (TR7qh)
Posted by: CAC at January 20, 2013 07:31 PM (7TwHV)
Posted by: lou's a girl at January 20, 2013 07:31 PM (EAAfY)
Posted by: thunderb at January 20, 2013 07:31 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: soothsayer at January 20, 2013 07:32 PM (LVtr+)
Posted by: Ezra's Equal at January 20, 2013 07:33 PM (MUivq)
Posted by: CarolT at January 20, 2013 07:33 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: thunderb at January 20, 2013 07:33 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: thunderb at January 20, 2013 11:31 PM (Dnbau)
Burbleson AFB ??
Posted by: Lionel Mandrake, RAF at January 20, 2013 07:33 PM (Dll6b)
Posted by: Joe E. Brown at January 20, 2013 07:34 PM (MPjT8)
Can you tell me what it's like to grow up with adults not lying to you as a kid?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 20, 2013 07:34 PM (qo244)
Posted by: puddleglum at January 20, 2013 11:31 PM (TR7qh)
that she does, of course, but in addition to said rack she's stunning, and funny, too. Goddess.
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 20, 2013 07:34 PM (HqXYa)
Posted by: Ezra's Equal at January 20, 2013 07:36 PM (MUivq)
the night is still young
Posted by: Stooge watcher at January 20, 2013 11:31 PM (sHqf1)
Good point, but I am outa here. Let me know!
Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 20, 2013 07:36 PM (wR+pz)
Sweetie? Darling? Sweetie darling? You might want to pace yourself. Just a bit.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at January 20, 2013 07:37 PM (Gk3SS)
I'll be happy to watch it with you guys.
Posted by: Peaches at January 20, 2013 11:36 PM (kpCLl)
Agree
Posted by: lou's a girl at January 20, 2013 07:37 PM (EAAfY)
I may not watch though.
I'm zoning.
Night all.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 07:38 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 20, 2013 07:39 PM (HqXYa)
I cannot wait for the NFL QBs on Facebook. Cannot. Wait.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at January 20, 2013 07:39 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 20, 2013 07:39 PM (MBqvE)
Posted by: Ktgreat at January 20, 2013 07:41 PM (VqbeO)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at January 20, 2013 11:39 PM (Gk3SS)
Me, too, atc! Gonna be a long off-season. Did you look at the billboards today? They were great!
Posted by: Peaches at January 20, 2013 07:41 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 20, 2013 07:41 PM (ORGYc)
Posted by: thunderb at January 20, 2013 07:41 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: parker at January 20, 2013 07:41 PM (9p/f5)
Posted by: Peaches at January 20, 2013 11:08 PM
And you thought that you had a rough day watching football
Posted by: kbdabear at January 20, 2013 07:41 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: Ktgreat at January 20, 2013 11:41 PM (VqbeO)
Ok now just perfect.
Posted by: lou's a girl at January 20, 2013 07:41 PM (EAAfY)
Posted by: Dianna at January 20, 2013 07:42 PM (mKMj1)
Posted by: Peaches at January 20, 2013 11:41 PM (kpCLl)
Yes, those were great too.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at January 20, 2013 07:42 PM (Gk3SS)
A black woman that used to work for me had that problem.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...... at January 20, 2013 11:05 PM
She's BALD !!
Posted by: George Costanza at January 20, 2013 07:43 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: CarolT at January 20, 2013 07:43 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: otho at January 20, 2013 07:44 PM (yBF/9)
Posted by: Fritz (Not Fritz) at January 20, 2013 07:44 PM (U0t2o)
Posted by: Peaches at January 20, 2013 11:41 PM (kpCLl)
Peaches, at least your team makes it to the post season! Mine has given up.
Posted by: lou's a girl at January 20, 2013 07:44 PM (EAAfY)
Tomorrow, Dr Who, Hammond, and Top Gear
And nary a mention of the SCOAMF on BBC America, unless he noses into a commercial
Posted by: kbdabear at January 20, 2013 07:45 PM (wwsoB)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTlsRI21fsM
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 20, 2013 11:41 PM (8sCoq)
How can a guy look at her and be gay? the woman is perfect.
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 20, 2013 07:45 PM (HqXYa)
Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2013 07:48 PM (M/TDA)
Posted by: moochelle at January 20, 2013 07:49 PM (ORGYc)
Wow how weird is it that in Photography class we were taught "lighting makes a difference". Yes Kubrick had a style but those lighting techniques are standard. And they were well before him. (they were more important in black and white but like a sniper lining up a shot a good lighting guy will do the crap that helps)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 20, 2013 07:50 PM (qo244)
Posted by: Peaches at January 20, 2013 07:50 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: The Dude at January 20, 2013 07:53 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: Ernst Blofeld at January 20, 2013 07:53 PM (B6nJ8)
Carrie Keagan red eye jiggle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTlsRI21fsM
Proof that there is a God and that he wants us to be happy.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 20, 2013 07:53 PM (o1kXv)
Except 'Barry Lyndon,' where facial expressions were not used at all. I think they used novocaine injections on the cast.
Posted by: epobirs at January 20, 2013 07:55 PM (kcfmt)
It is more a gay test IMHO. If the stiffy doesn't move when looking at her You are Gay. A test you can't fail but tells you how to focus your dating life.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 20, 2013 07:55 PM (qo244)
1. Throw a large enclosed tent over it.
2. Rent U-Haul
3. Excavate it , load it, take it to "independent metal recycling dealer" throw a plywood sheet over the hole and some dirt over the sheet. Lose the tent.
4. Let your neighbors know you will be on vacation for a while.
5. After a few days, tell your neighbors your back, ask them if they saw anyone steal the tank, call police and report your tank has been stolen.
Posted by: BoGart at January 20, 2013 07:56 PM (Ugngr)
Posted by: CarolT at January 20, 2013 08:00 PM (z4WKX)
They either wear wigs or those funny deals that women wear (extensions?)to make their hair look thicker and longer. A black woman that used to work for me had that problem. Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...... at January 20, 2013 11:05 PM (Md8Uo)
A hairdresser once told me that the products used to straighten their hair would make a white person's hair fall out in no time. Black hair is "tougher" - but still, years and years of applying very harsh chemicals to their scalps does a lot of damage eventually. Although my hairdresser was black herself, she preferred white clients because, according to her, black hair is much more difficult to work with.
Posted by: Donna V. at January 20, 2013 08:00 PM (BStAJ)
Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2013 08:00 PM (M/TDA)
There are very few women that, frankly, distract me when I see them. Carrie Keagan is one.
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 20, 2013 08:00 PM (HqXYa)
"my brother and I are enjoying family time eating steaks, garlic roasted potatoes with tons of olive oil and garlic, and store bought apple pie at least once each weekend."
Yum - sounds wonderful, CarolT!
Posted by: Donna V. at January 20, 2013 08:01 PM (BStAJ)
Although my hairdresser was black herself, she preferred white clients because, according to her, black hair is much more difficult to work with.
Posted by: Donna V. at January 21, 2013 12:00 AM (BStAJ)
=================A recent episode of The Office, Stanley got head lice. FAIL. Blacks don't get head lice.
Posted by: Joe E. Brown at January 20, 2013 08:03 PM (MPjT8)
I started to look into removing the tank and preliminary testing showed it may be a copper tank. That info must have leaked since while I was away for the weekend somebody stole it.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 20, 2013 08:03 PM (qo244)
Posted by: CraigPoe at January 20, 2013 08:04 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: lou's a girl at January 20, 2013 08:04 PM (EAAfY)
Posted by: CarolT at January 20, 2013 08:05 PM (z4WKX)
I'm a Chaplin guy.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2013 11:31 PM (LRFds)
Buster Keaton.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 20, 2013 08:05 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: epobirs at January 20, 2013 11:55 PM
Haha... yeah. Mostly. Captain Quinn is a definite exception, being relatively animated. Also, Feeney, to a lesser extent. I think Kubrick was going for the repressed emotion thing, for the period. Some of the characters are portrayed with very heavy makeup, that conveys a mask like appearence, to add to the facade. I think Barry Lyndon might be his best work, actually.
Posted by: otho at January 20, 2013 08:07 PM (yBF/9)
Except 'Barry Lyndon,' where facial expressions were not used at all. I think they used novocaine injections on the cast. Posted by: epobirs at January 20, 2013 11:55 PM (kcfmt)
Ha! Yeah, that has to be the slowest moving movie in creation. Casting Love Story boy as the lead didn't help. Beautiful photography, though.
Posted by: Donna V. at January 20, 2013 08:07 PM (BStAJ)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 20, 2013 11:50 PM
Yeah, I was just going with the obvious. There's probably something I've missed. Would like to know, as I've never noticed whatever it is, with the villains, re lighting.
Posted by: otho at January 20, 2013 08:09 PM (yBF/9)
Unless the thief takes all the records it was ever there you still have potential leak remediation issues.
Posted by: DaveA at January 20, 2013 08:09 PM (hOlQL)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 20, 2013 08:10 PM (qo244)
Posted by: Joe E. Brown at January 21, 2013 12:06 AM (MPjT
And then wet your pants when a building almost fell on you.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 20, 2013 08:11 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Ed Anger at January 20, 2013 08:11 PM (tOkJB)
Feeney was good. I still remember the scene when he holds up Barry:
"Capt. Feeney? Are you THE Capt. Feeney?"
"No, another."
Posted by: Donna V. at January 20, 2013 08:13 PM (BStAJ)
Posted by: CarolT at January 20, 2013 08:13 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 20, 2013 08:13 PM (MPjT8)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 21, 2013 12:10 AM (qo244)
We're all over that! We have the Species Survival Plan (SSP) ready to go, along with the Habitat Remediation Directive (HRD) and emergency designation to the Endangered Species List. So long as we're on the job, not one parasitic insect will go quietly into that good night!!!
Posted by: EPA at January 20, 2013 08:13 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Icedog at January 20, 2013 08:14 PM (9ScGj)
My only point was Kubrick was not a leader in this. Watch The Twilight Zone or Alfred Hitchcock of that time Up lighting was a standard not a breakthrough in Black and White films.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 20, 2013 08:14 PM (qo244)
Posted by: dissent555 at January 20, 2013 08:16 PM (yR6A1)
Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2013 08:16 PM (M/TDA)
Posted by: Donna V. at January 20, 2013 08:16 PM (BStAJ)
"Capt. Feeney? Are you THE Capt. Feeney?"
"No, another."
Posted by: Donna V. at January 21, 2013 12:13 AM
Yeah, good scene. Oh, Bullingdon was another character that was fairly animated. I thought O'Neal was great in BL. I usually can't stand him. But, he did self absorbed, pretty boy creep very well.
Posted by: otho at January 20, 2013 08:17 PM (yBF/9)
448 I know the answers mayinvole a few 'depends', but looking to buy a house this year and have two quick questions for the semi-sober horde:
1. Should I use a realtor or just head out with the classified and Internet?
2. Should I start with, or focus on, forclosures? Seems like there are some deals to be had.
Posted by: Icedog at January 21, 2013 12:14 AM (9ScGj)
Icedog, where are you lookin' ?
If you know people who were satisfied with a realtor who helped 'em find a place, get their help - realtors only cost the seller, not the buyer.
Posted by: Steck at January 20, 2013 08:19 PM (RL7U1)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 21, 2013 12:14 AM
Certainly.
Posted by: otho at January 20, 2013 08:20 PM (yBF/9)
Posted by: Mahatma Gandhi at January 20, 2013 08:20 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: CarolT at January 20, 2013 08:21 PM (z4WKX)
/nods
Posted by: Zombie Louis XIV at January 20, 2013 08:21 PM (hE3TB)
Posted by: CarolT at January 21, 2013 12:13 AM (z4WKX)
Yeah I think it might have been a best picture Oscar winner. I really can't think of any "Best Picture" Academy award movies I have ever watched.
Posted by: buzzion at January 20, 2013 08:21 PM (GULKT)
The Adjuster. Hands down the most boring movie I've ever seen and I'm including watching the entirety of the original Solaris stone cold sober.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at January 20, 2013 08:22 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: The Dude at January 20, 2013 08:24 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: CAC at January 20, 2013 08:24 PM (C3KwS)
Posted by: RWC at January 20, 2013 08:24 PM (sqp6o)
2. Should I start with, or focus on, forclosures? Seems like there are some deals to be had.
Posted by: Icedog at January 21, 2013 12:14 AM (9ScGj)
Ya want mine?
Posted by: tcn at January 20, 2013 08:25 PM (VLG62)
Posted by: Donna V. at January 20, 2013 08:26 PM (BStAJ)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 20, 2013 08:27 PM (s7MEj)
Posted by: Jones in CO at January 21, 2013 12:12 AM (8sCoq)
I disagree. stay home and make love. sweaty, knee buckling, orgasmic sex. show these dems that we're not a party of frigid white women and country club men. The Republican party has to convince America that ignoring marriage isn't just wrong, it's not good for society.
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 20, 2013 08:27 PM (HqXYa)
Posted by: Tuna at January 21, 2013 12:16 AM
Can't really argue with that. It's not everyone's cup of tea. Apart from the things you noted, I just like the whole undoing of Barry story. But, it's slow, yeah. I'm pretty much torn between it and "Full Metal Jacket". That kicked serious ass on the big screen. 2001 had a big effect and is outstanding, but it just hasn't aged as well as some of his others.
Posted by: otho at January 20, 2013 08:27 PM (yBF/9)
Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2013 08:28 PM (M/TDA)
Not even "Ben Hur" ?
I was going to ask that. The Bridge on the River Kwai and Lawrence of Arabia too.
Posted by: puddleglum at January 20, 2013 08:28 PM (TR7qh)
Posted by: CarolT at January 20, 2013 08:29 PM (z4WKX)
My best friend is a farmer who used to have an above ground diesel tank. When the new EPA regs came out stating it had to have a concrete enclosure for spill containment, he had the required upgrade priced. It was going to cost $15k. However, the reg stipulates that "mobile" tanks are exempt from the containment requirement. So he went to an equipment auction and bought a ragged-out flatbed trailer for $200, drug it to his land, and hoisted his tank onto it with a crane. Wah-lah, "mobile fuel tank".
Posted by: Country Singer at January 20, 2013 08:29 PM (mDanm)
1. Should I use a realtor or just head out with the classified and Internet?
2. Should I start with, or focus on, forclosures? Seems like there are some deals to be had.>>
There will be so few houses to look at that aren't attached to a realtor paying the 3.5% (half the 7% they split) to have a professional fighting for you is probably worth it.
Foreclosures are going to be mostly the same thing once you see them on the market. ( a realtor that gets 3.5% is already part of the deal)
The only time I see not using a Realtor is if you stumble on a property where no Realtor will be used.
Also many (Realtors) if you do all the legwork will knock a 1% or more off their cut if you make that deal with them up front.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 20, 2013 08:30 PM (qo244)
The recent decrease in crabs appears to be a unintended consequence of pubic shaving with the young ones. So unintended consequences aren't always bad.
Nah, they were just chased out of their habitat by the fun new super strains of Gonherria and Chlymidia.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 20, 2013 08:30 PM (o1kXv)
Shelley Winters was something else
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I took care of HER.
Posted by: SS Poseidon at January 20, 2013 08:30 PM (MPjT8)
Businesses that qualified paid 4.5%. The normal rate was an astounding 9%.
Just like every failed leftist government, the rest of us will end up having to pay for them.
http://tinyurl.com/aruomyy
Posted by: Brisco_County at January 20, 2013 08:31 PM (B0Zzk)
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I took care of HER.
Posted by: SS Poseidon at January 21, 2013 12:30 AM
Me too.
Posted by: montgomery clift at January 20, 2013 08:31 PM (yBF/9)
1. Should I use a realtor or just head out with the classified and Internet?
2. Should I start with, or focus on, forclosures? Seems like there are some deals to be had.
Posted by: Icedog at January 21, 2013 12:14 AM (9ScGj)
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A few rules for real estate --
1) it is a business deal -- treat it like one. You can love your home all you want, but don't let your emotions ruin your business deal.
2) location, location, location. it is better to have the worst house in a great neighborhood than to have a great house in a bad neighborhood.
3) real estate agents get paid by percentage. the more you pay, the more they make -- whether they are your agent or the other guys.
4) your inspector/engineer is your best friend. hidden defects can kill you financially. if you are not good with contracts, budget for an attorney -- most people spend more on their house than anything else in their life. being careful is worth it. be willing to pay the people that can save your ass.
5) most times, you make all your money going in -- that is, on your purchase price.
6) watch out for weird costs -- street assessments, water districts, etc. sometimes there are costs out there you don't know about that can be lots of bux.
7) be willing to walk from a deal -- even if you have a lot of time and money tied up in getting close to the end. if it doesn't feel right, don't do it -- and don't let anyone pressure you into doing it.
make sure your earnest money / due diligence period is in your favor. take your time and do a thorough pre-purchase investigation. write your offer so you can get your earnest money back.
Posted by: jc at January 20, 2013 08:32 PM (PlzOe)
Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2013 08:33 PM (M/TDA)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 20, 2013 08:33 PM (s7MEj)
Posted by: RWC at January 21, 2013 12:24 AM (sqp6o
Look, just because you're drinking doesn't mean it's a "celebration."
Posted by: AD at January 20, 2013 08:34 PM (pcUFD)
1. Should I use a realtor or just head out with the classified and Internet?
2. Should I start with, or focus on, forclosures? Seems like there are some deals to be had.
Posted by: Icedog at January 21, 2013 12:14 AM (9ScGj)
Foreclosures without the involvement of a major bank or Federal agency (VERY RARE) would be fine. Any others should be looked at with caution.
The short story is that there was a raft of "issue 1000 mortgages, transfer them to a trust, sell shares in the trust to investors" things where they were supposed to be foolproof and safe because major banks handled all the paperwork and, further, handled the next 30 years of mortgage payments for each of the properties.
It has now been proved beyond the least shred of doubt that many of the mortgages were not transferred properly to the trusts (in fact, some properties were listed as transferred to more than one). Further, much of the paperwork was bungled (see "robosigning" http://tinyurl.com/atrxzn
along the way.....oh, and this stuff was swapped among banks like it was poker chips -- sometimes 6-10 times [local law generally says that any transfers of mortgages must be recorded by the County Clerk and a tax stamp fee paid in order to be valid -- the banks just invented an alternative registrar out of thin air and used it for about 10 years].
And this sort-of worked for a while, until the mortgages started defaulting. At that point, the last holder of the thing discovered that it was a bogus poker chip and went to the false registrar to make good....and they gimmicked up some documents from the banks....and took 'em to willing local judges....who went along with the foreclosure, being that the guy hadn't paid.
So you may be paying for an entity's interest in a property, when that entity (a) never owned the property, (b) never had the obligation on the property properly assigned to it, (c) never had a valid executory interest as representative of the holder of the obligation, and never had the obligation transferred a number of times (according to the County Clerk).
If it was "Joe Smith foreclosed on Fred Jones" and it's a bargain, go ahead. If it's "Wells Fargo as representative for REIT Trust 2005-47 foreclosed on Fred Jones", you've been warned.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 20, 2013 08:34 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Roman Polanski at January 20, 2013 08:35 PM (Vk2pI)
4 MORE YEARS LOSERS
Posted by: John at January 21, 2013 12:33 AM (KOp/H)
The funny thing is you somehow think you're going to be less f'ked by the national debt than I am.
Posted by: AD at January 20, 2013 08:36 PM (pcUFD)
Posted by: thunderb at January 20, 2013 08:36 PM (Dnbau)
Keanu Reeves and Michael Keaton in Much Ado About Nothing. Big casting errors from the usually flawless Kenneth Branagh.
Posted by: huerfano at January 20, 2013 08:37 PM (bAGA/)
Also many (Realtors) if you do all the legwork will knock a 1% or more off their cut if you make that deal with them up front.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 21, 2013 12:30 AM (qo244)
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My brewing partner who is also a realtor and a man I've found to be very wise in the ways of these things, says: either buy now at low rates OR sock money away and wait until rates increase, causing housing prices to fall; buy off the extra points with a big downpayment, and get a cheaper house at what's still a low interest rate.
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 20, 2013 08:37 PM (MPjT8)
Posted by: Roman Polanski at January 21, 2013 12:35 AM (Vk2pI)
Seriously, dude beats out his own Strike Witches and it's only the second episode. They even call back to the first shot of the series with now a close up loli ass shot in bloomers with something blowing up between her legs
Posted by: The Dude at January 20, 2013 08:37 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: Donna V. at January 20, 2013 08:38 PM (BStAJ)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 21, 2013 12:27 AM (s7MEj)
Oh, DO tell.....
Posted by: cthulhu at January 20, 2013 08:38 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Exasperated Expat at January 20, 2013 08:39 PM (gkfSV)
Posted by: RWC at January 20, 2013 08:39 PM (sqp6o)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 20, 2013 08:40 PM (s7MEj)
Posted by: zeera at January 20, 2013 08:40 PM (Lv9bM)
http://youtu.be/ogGBPVk5GQk
Enjoy your viewing!
Posted by: Country Singer at January 20, 2013 08:40 PM (mDanm)
Posted by: Exasperated Expat at January 21, 2013 12:39 AM (gkfSV)
Start by telling her what you do when you cross dress.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 20, 2013 08:41 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: huerfano at January 21, 2013 12:37 AM (bAGA/)
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I liked Keaton in a Monty Python sorta way. It was bizarre, tho.
Posted by: jc at January 20, 2013 08:41 PM (PlzOe)
Since I have a house. What are you all brewing? A skill thst may come into high regaurd if things go to crap.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 20, 2013 08:42 PM (qo244)
Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at January 20, 2013 08:42 PM (1FLBb)
Posted by: RWC at January 21, 2013 12:39 AM (sqp6o)
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But, but... they are that stupid.
Posted by: jc at January 20, 2013 08:42 PM (PlzOe)
Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2013 08:42 PM (M/TDA)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 20, 2013 08:43 PM (s7MEj)
Posted by: cthulhu
Oh you know, the usual. Booze, white cotton tshirts, pillow fights...
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 21, 2013 12:40 AM (s7MEj)
.....keep going.....
Posted by: cthulhu at January 20, 2013 08:43 PM (kaalw)
In other words, "L'Etat c'est moi." Just like Louis XIV.
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 20, 2013 08:43 PM (mHjlJ)
The thing is just because a movie's beautifully shot (and Barry Lyndon was) doesn't mean it's a good movie. Cf., Road to Perdition. Beautifully shot. Somewhat predictable. Boring as hell.
It's a factor. You need a lot more, though, to make a movie work. Most of BL's acting was perfectly fine. The writing wasn't really bad. The plot just wasn't there for an interesting movie, at least one that was that long.
Posted by: AD at January 20, 2013 08:43 PM (pcUFD)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 20, 2013 08:44 PM (s7MEj)
Posted by: rickl at January 20, 2013 08:44 PM (sdi6R)
We tried to video tape, but it didn;t turn out. Got bumped during the pillow fight and ended up pointed at the wall.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 21, 2013 12:43 AM (s7MEj)
Separate issue -- audio from the video tape.....
Posted by: cthulhu at January 20, 2013 08:45 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: The Dude at January 20, 2013 08:45 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2013 08:45 PM (M/TDA)
BTW, do NOT look "Docking" up on Urban Dictionary.
Consider yourself warned.
Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at January 21, 2013 12:42 AM (1FLBb)
Vividred Operation aka the show with tons of loli ass by the dude of loli ass Strike Witches
Posted by: The Dude at January 20, 2013 08:46 PM (vJdyz)
a female? I'm asking for a friend not for when I cross dress. >>
No idea if they are spiking in price during the current atmosphere. But a Markov is a great (small) conceal carry weapon.
http://makarov.com/
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 20, 2013 08:46 PM (qo244)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 20, 2013 08:47 PM (s7MEj)
Posted by: Thunderb at January 20, 2013 08:48 PM (Dnbau)
What are you all brewing?
We do a great California Common and a nice IPA. Last 2 batches went bad and we think the fermenting buckets have bad microbes in the scratches from cleaning. but it's fun and we like to dream about opeing a brewpub in an area ripe for the craft revolution.
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 20, 2013 08:48 PM (MPjT8)
Keanu Reeves and Michael Keaton in Much Ado About Nothing. Big casting errors from the usually flawless Kenneth Branagh.
Posted by: huerfano at January 21, 2013 12:37 AM
Keanu. Reeves. In. Coppola's. Dracula.
Posted by: otho at January 20, 2013 08:49 PM (yBF/9)
Posted by: RWC at January 20, 2013 08:49 PM (sqp6o)
Branagh cast Henry V perfectly though. Posted by: Tuna at January 21, 2013 12:45 AM (M/TDA)
Yep. One of my favorite movies from the '80's.
Posted by: Donna V. at January 20, 2013 08:49 PM (BStAJ)
Heh, I finally saw The Poseidon Adventure over the holidays, as AMC was showing it apparently nonstop. Kinda fun movie.
Interesting how the gang included a saucy MILF, a babelicious twenty-something, and a bit of probably-jailbait.
Something for everyone!
Posted by: Waterhouse at January 20, 2013 08:50 PM (hE3TB)
Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2013 08:50 PM (M/TDA)
Posted by: Thunderb at January 20, 2013 08:50 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: rickl at January 20, 2013 08:50 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Exasperated Expat at January 20, 2013 08:50 PM (gkfSV)
Posted by: The Dude at January 20, 2013 08:52 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2013 08:52 PM (M/TDA)
Posted by: Thunderb at January 20, 2013 08:53 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at January 20, 2013 08:53 PM (Vk2pI)
1. Should I use a realtor or just head out with the classified and Internet?
2. Should I start with, or focus on, forclosures? Seems like there are some deals to be had.
Posted by: Icedog at January 21, 2013 12:14 AM (9ScGj)
As a Realtor, I will say go ahead and use one. Residential real estate is a nightmare because of all the regulations that the government has slapped onto the real estate industry. The Realtor can guide you through all of the process, and make sure that you have all the documents that are needed for your protection.
As for the commission, we don't give a shit about a bigger commission check, we just want the commission check. So most Realtors will work hard to make sure that the sale gets done.
Also, make sure that when you talk to a Realtor that you want him to be the "Buyer's Agent", that way he/she represents you. If you don't get this up front, the agent will be by law the "Seller's Agent".
Posted by: MrCaniac at January 20, 2013 08:54 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Thunderb at January 20, 2013 08:55 PM (Dnbau)
Yesterday morning, the radio played "Desparatoes Waiting for a Train" sung by Mr. Slim Pickens himself.
My opinion? He shouldn't give up his day job for a singing career.
Posted by: Whitehall at January 20, 2013 08:55 PM (FmPSC)
Posted by: CAC at January 20, 2013 08:56 PM (RgbWA)
I like the fact that brewing is such a technical exercise so I'm thinking of starting. On your problem with scratches would a cheap steam cleaner solve it?
http://tinyurl.com/a7s8bns
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 20, 2013 08:56 PM (qo244)
So "Docking Bay 94" was some kind of skeezy sex club Han parked the Falcon at?
Posted by: Waterhouse at January 20, 2013 08:56 PM (hE3TB)
Enjoy. Annoy your spouse/children/neighbors/coworkers: http://preview.tinyurl.com/y694fvl
Posted by: Country Singer at January 20, 2013 08:57 PM (mDanm)
Yuck. Progress, right?
Yup. Remember that promiscuity, non-monogamy, increased divorce, easy abortion and an over-abundance of birth control are in no way harmful to women. Marriage, monogamy and self control? Those are the real evils in this world.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 20, 2013 08:57 PM (o1kXv)
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at January 21, 2013 12:53 AM (Vk2pI)
heh
stealing this from CrunchyRoll:
The secret to adulthood, power and strength is young tween girls who get naked, have naked powers and act as lesbians who "dock", "kiss" and become one fully armored adult between them.
Though it doesn't mention that the "adult" has jets under her tits that overheat
Posted by: The Dude at January 20, 2013 08:57 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: Icedog at January 20, 2013 08:58 PM (9ScGj)
Posted by: Manfred von Brauerei-Mehrwertsteuer, Member, The League of Ugly Shirted Gentlemen at January 20, 2013 08:58 PM (8CiUZ)
Posted by: otho at January 21, 2013 12:49 AM (yBF/9)
I am Ted "Theodore" Logan! Dude bitchin' hair. You should come to San Dimas though and get some sun. You're looking a litte pale.
Posted by: buzzion at January 20, 2013 08:58 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: RWC at January 20, 2013 08:59 PM (sqp6o)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 20, 2013 08:59 PM (s7MEj)
The repercussions of not knowing are really more dependent on some other Knowing . So us not knowing no big deal but Us not knowing and some other knowing big deal/
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 20, 2013 09:00 PM (qo244)
Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2013 09:00 PM (M/TDA)
Posted by: otho at January 21, 2013 12:49 AM (yBF/9)
I am an F. B. I. agent!!!!
Posted by: AD at January 20, 2013 09:01 PM (pcUFD)
Posted by: buzzion at January 21, 2013 12:58 AM
Hahaha... Wait... That would have actually been better.
Posted by: otho at January 20, 2013 09:01 PM (yBF/9)
So "Docking Bay 94" was some kind of skeezy sex club Han parked the Falcon at?
Dude, and old dude and a teenage boy ask for him to smuggle them across the (metaphorical) state lines while avoiding the authorities. What's the Imperial version of an Amber Alert?
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 20, 2013 09:01 PM (o1kXv)
Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 20, 2013 09:01 PM (+OTLF)
like the fact that brewing is such a technical exercise so I'm thinking of starting. On your problem with scratches would a cheap steam cleaner solve it?
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Ha!
Nahh we have to chuck the buckets. Check out Northern Brewer, they have it all.
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 20, 2013 09:01 PM (MPjT8)
"And it does look like Rick James, bitch."
More like Moe Howard.
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Flip Wilson as "Geraldine"?
Posted by: The Debbil at January 20, 2013 09:02 PM (HVtRc)
Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at January 20, 2013 09:03 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Thunderb at January 20, 2013 09:06 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 20, 2013 09:06 PM (l86i3)
What, nothing from Gen Jack D Ripper warning all the fapsters here to save their precious bodily fluids?!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 21, 2013 12:59 AM (s7MEj)
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well, he had problems with teh fluoride the rest of us don't have.
Posted by: jc at January 20, 2013 09:06 PM (PlzOe)
BLASPHEME!!!! DESTROY THE UNBELIEVER!!!
Posted by: Pimp Daddy Welfare at January 20, 2013 09:06 PM (Jls4P)
Posted by: Steck at January 20, 2013 09:07 PM (RL7U1)
Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at January 20, 2013 09:08 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at January 21, 2013 01:03 AM (TvO05)
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wow. are you waterboarding yourself, too?
Posted by: jc at January 20, 2013 09:08 PM (PlzOe)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 20, 2013 09:08 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at January 20, 2013 09:09 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: RWC at January 20, 2013 09:10 PM (sqp6o)
Posted by: Thunderb at January 20, 2013 09:10 PM (Dnbau)
Posted by: rickl at January 20, 2013 09:11 PM (sdi6R)
The mineshaft gap bit was perfect parody of the missile gap and warhead gap and space race gaps the country endured..
Classic..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 20, 2013 09:11 PM (UTq/I)
Brady had more yardage, but Flacco had more TDs
************
And Hendricks has 130% more boobage.
Posted by: Emmerdeur at January 20, 2013 09:12 PM (HVtRc)
Per meal. 3 meals a day to kick it off; then, 4 meals a day for maintenance.
Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at January 21, 2013 01:08 AM (TvO05)
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That's not bad. I did Atkins for 2 weeks once and all of a sudden I got an insatiable urge for pancakes. Now I'm a 'cake fan and I never was before.
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 20, 2013 09:12 PM (MPjT8)
Posted by: CAC at January 20, 2013 09:13 PM (RgbWA)
Posted by: Steck at January 20, 2013 09:13 PM (RL7U1)
The Offspring have a new album? (Summer 2012).
I might break down and actually buy a new CD. It will be the first one since about 2007.
Posted by: rd at January 20, 2013 09:14 PM (zLp5I)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 20, 2013 09:14 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Jake in ID at January 20, 2013 09:15 PM (jfSqj)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 20, 2013 09:15 PM (MPjT8)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 20, 2013 09:16 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 20, 2013 09:16 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 20, 2013 09:16 PM (UTq/I)
Posted by: Emmerdeur at January 21, 2013 01:12 AM (HVtRc)
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It looks more like 137% to me. Maybe you should take the measurements again.
Posted by: jc at January 20, 2013 09:17 PM (PlzOe)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 20, 2013 09:17 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: CAC at January 20, 2013 09:17 PM (RgbWA)
Posted by: CAC at January 21, 2013 01:13 AM
You see all the spiders on the walls? They're big, dude, and hungry for human flesh. If you can't see them, stare at the wall for awhile and think about them. They're just using their powers to confuse you. They're there.
Posted by: otho at January 20, 2013 09:17 PM (yBF/9)
Posted by: CAC at January 21, 2013 01:13 AM (RgbWA)
I like you.
Posted by: Donald Rumsfeld at January 20, 2013 09:18 PM (pcUFD)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 20, 2013 09:18 PM (UTq/I)
Posted by: Steck at January 20, 2013 09:18 PM (RL7U1)
Posted by: RWC at January 20, 2013 09:18 PM (sqp6o)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 20, 2013 09:19 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 20, 2013 09:19 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 20, 2013 09:19 PM (UTq/I)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 20, 2013 09:20 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: A cynical but rarely angry Adriane at January 20, 2013 09:20 PM (TvO05)
However... whenever it's on, I get sucked into The Shining and end up watching the whole thing. Nicholson... amazing.
Also... didya know that Kubrick is the one who faked the moon landing?
Posted by: shibumi at January 20, 2013 09:21 PM (z63Tr)
Posted by: CAC at January 20, 2013 09:21 PM (RgbWA)
Posted by: Jake in ID at January 20, 2013 09:22 PM (jfSqj)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 20, 2013 09:22 PM (qo244)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 20, 2013 09:22 PM (s7MEj)
Posted by: RWC at January 20, 2013 09:22 PM (sqp6o)
Correct me if I'm wrong, but is that the best way to hold snakes?
Posted by: AD at January 20, 2013 09:23 PM (pcUFD)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 20, 2013 09:24 PM (s7MEj)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 20, 2013 09:24 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Adriane Loves the Classics but is Easily Confused at January 20, 2013 09:24 PM (TvO05)
Yeah, but how do the ghosts who watch you fap fit into all of this?
That Hadron Collider turned out to be fucking USELESS to answering the fundamental questions.
Posted by: Waterhouse at January 20, 2013 09:24 PM (hE3TB)
Chedk out the Donk idiot in NV that was upset about his committee assignments and threatened to kill the Assembly leader that made them up... his ass is in jail as of yesterday afternoon.
Link is over at Instapundit...
Posted by: Pimp Daddy Welfare at January 20, 2013 09:25 PM (Jls4P)
WE HAVE ONE THOUGH IN A CAGE...
Correct me if I'm wrong, but is that the best way to hold snakes?
Posted by: AD at January 21, 2013 01:23 AM
There's only one way to find out. CAC, I suggest trying by the tail first. See how that goes.
Posted by: otho at January 20, 2013 09:26 PM (yBF/9)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 20, 2013 09:26 PM (l86i3)
Morrissey was charged with Aggravated Malicious Wounding, a felony in Virginia. He was ultimately convicted of a lesser charge of assault & battery, a misdemeanor. A misdemeanor does not usually limit a convict's legal right to possess a weapon. However, a history of violence should.
Posted by: Thunderb at January 21, 2013 01:10 AM (Dnbau)
I remember Morrissey from back in 89 when he became Commonwealth's Attorney in Richmond (it is the same as the DA). Back then he was dealing in "gray market" cars and was thought to be a fucking slimeball, but it was Richmond and he was a Dem, so he got elected.
Good to see he is still being a slimeball.
Posted by: MrCaniac at January 20, 2013 09:27 PM (Zd/NW)
And Dan Brown got another ultra-retarded-ass bestseller out of it.
Posted by: Waterhouse at January 20, 2013 09:28 PM (hE3TB)
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 21, 2013 01:19 AM (Z9EHQ)
yes, yes I did
Posted by: The Dude at January 20, 2013 09:29 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 20, 2013 09:29 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: RWC at January 20, 2013 09:30 PM (sqp6o)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 20, 2013 09:30 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 20, 2013 09:31 PM (MPjT8)
Posted by: Adriane Loves the Classics but is Easily Confused at January 20, 2013 09:32 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Jake in ID at January 20, 2013 09:33 PM (jfSqj)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 20, 2013 09:34 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Adriane Loves the Classics but is Easily Confused at January 20, 2013 09:35 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Jake in ID at January 20, 2013 09:35 PM (jfSqj)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 20, 2013 09:37 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: Steck at January 20, 2013 09:38 PM (RL7U1)
Too little also affects keeping s job. (Blowing in the bosses ear what they want to hear.)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 20, 2013 09:38 PM (qo244)
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"Best" in terms of special effects, I'll give you that. When it came out I spent much of the movie trying to figure out how they did all those shots that had never been seen before in film. You know, looking for wires, subtle evidence of miniatures, bad kinematics (such as we saw in Ghostbusters, with those gargoyles-come-alive), etc.
There had been literally nothing like it. Nothing.
Posted by: David Bowman at January 20, 2013 09:39 PM (HVtRc)
'Jimmy Rae', he yelled to the 4th-Sub-Assistant Apprentice Typist on watch at this early hour, 'get the fuck off AoSHQ and start composing this report!"
Posted by: WaterDanBrownhouse at January 20, 2013 09:39 PM (hE3TB)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 20, 2013 09:39 PM (JKNDp)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 20, 2013 09:40 PM (s7MEj)
Posted by: Jake in ID at January 20, 2013 09:41 PM (jfSqj)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 20, 2013 09:42 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: RWC at January 20, 2013 09:42 PM (sqp6o)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 20, 2013 09:42 PM (MPjT8)
Posted by: Sgt. York at January 20, 2013 09:43 PM (jEvoA)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 20, 2013 09:45 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Jake in ID at January 20, 2013 09:46 PM (jfSqj)
12 cents per for used 5.56 cases: is it too high? Will the price for completed 5.56 come back down into the 30's? What if it doesn't? hey Jake I bought 3 rifles yesterday I was so excited about bho's inauguration
Posted by: DAve at January 20, 2013 09:46 PM (XDC0v)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 20, 2013 09:47 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 20, 2013 09:48 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Jake in ID at January 20, 2013 09:48 PM (jfSqj)
That may have been since I took all the bundles apart and put new wire nuts on. But when I opened up the light's center channel (that V piece of metal in a long fluorescent fixture) there was an extra black wire that was bare in it. I turned of the switch and tested and it was the only live wire. Capped it hooked up the new fixture but am confused why it fixed the next room. Bleeding off enough that the ballasts weren't getting what they need? odd in as much as if it were a real short it would just blow a fuse but 3 sets of 2 T8s work now that didn't used to.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 20, 2013 09:49 PM (qo244)
I considered going there and saying:
(1) "You, I like -- but the rest of these treehugging assclowns I could do without."
(2) "WTF is with backing down on 'Fascism'? Somebody's got to call it what it is, and that seemed reasonably descriptive to me."
But I haven't found anything yet that would justify $27 for his book and whatever medical bills I picked up from the mob afterward.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 20, 2013 09:49 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Jake in ID at January 20, 2013 09:49 PM (jfSqj)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 20, 2013 09:49 PM (s7MEj)
Posted by: DAve at January 20, 2013 09:49 PM (XDC0v)
Posted by: DAve at January 20, 2013 09:51 PM (XDC0v)
Posted by: Arbalest at January 20, 2013 09:53 PM (8CiUZ)
Posted by: DAve at January 20, 2013 09:54 PM (XDC0v)
Posted by: Jake in ID at January 20, 2013 09:56 PM (jfSqj)
OTOH, if things are forwarded from you ***containing messages to/from you***, this is significantly more problematic.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 20, 2013 09:56 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: RWC at January 20, 2013 09:56 PM (sqp6o)
648 cthulhu
John Mackey, CEO of Whole Foods, is having a book signing in town on Wednesday.
Where? Or rather, which Whole Foods?
Posted by: Arbalest at January 21, 2013 01:53 AM (8CiUZ)
Cupertino, CA.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 20, 2013 09:57 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 20, 2013 09:57 PM (s7MEj)
Posted by: Jake in ID at January 20, 2013 09:58 PM (jfSqj)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 20, 2013 09:59 PM (s7MEj)
Well there's no shit that makes you quit which is a strength in a way I guess.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 20, 2013 09:59 PM (qo244)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 21, 2013 01:58 AM (s7MEj)
Trying to sneak a little *evil* in early, perhaps?
I like that. Shows "initiative".
Posted by: cthulhu at January 20, 2013 10:00 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: DAve at January 20, 2013 10:01 PM (XDC0v)
Posted by: Arbalest at January 20, 2013 10:01 PM (8CiUZ)
There had been literally nothing like it. Nothing.
Posted by: David Bowman at January 21, 2013 01:39 AM
Showed 2001 to someone in their 20's who had never seen it and only knew about it vaguely, by reputation. He couldn't believe it.
Q- "When did you say this came out?"
A- "1968"
Q- "Bullshit."
A- "1968"
Q- "Before the moon landing?"
A- "yes."
Q- "fuck..."
Posted by: otho at January 20, 2013 10:01 PM (yBF/9)
Florescents usually pull ridiculously low current. I agree not likely a live wire touching the case. There's usually a step up transformer, and the old ones have starters that use to go out a lot too (little cylandar about 1 in dia and 2 in long that twists into the fixture). Most new fixtures don't. When I have had problems with blinking tubes, its usually been improper seating of the bulbs, in a couple of cases bad transformers. Or a tube thats starting to fail. If its the tube you should see it start blinking again soon.
Posted by: BoGart at January 20, 2013 10:01 PM (Ugngr)
Cupertino ... the Whole Foods on Stevens Creek, between Stelling and DeAnza Blvd?
Posted by: Arbalest at January 21, 2013 02:01 AM (8CiUZ)
That's the one I was thinking of....sheesh, how many WF are there in Cupertino?
Posted by: cthulhu at January 20, 2013 10:01 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Jake in ID at January 20, 2013 10:02 PM (jfSqj)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 20, 2013 10:02 PM (qo244)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 20, 2013 10:03 PM (s7MEj)
Posted by: DAve at January 20, 2013 10:04 PM (XDC0v)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 21, 2013 02:03 AM (s7MEj)
Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,
Ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 20, 2013 10:05 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Arbalest at January 20, 2013 10:05 PM (8CiUZ)
Posted by: Jake in ID at January 20, 2013 10:06 PM (jfSqj)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 20, 2013 10:07 PM (s7MEj)
Posted by: DAve at January 20, 2013 10:07 PM (XDC0v)
I know of only that one. I've been in a few times, but they never have what I want ... can't find Reese's, Fritos, ... anything edible.
Posted by: Arbalest at January 21, 2013 02:05 AM (8CiUZ)
They have all sorts of goodies, so long as you don't mind paying $8 a pound for salad. Or $5 for a twice-baked potato with pancetta that is quite tasty, scarcely qualifies as "health food", and derails most of the standard "famine-based" diet plans.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 20, 2013 10:09 PM (kaalw)
Ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.
Posted by: cthulh
Ihave no idea what you just said, but it sounds scary. I'm gonna go to bed and hope I don't have nightmares of being eaten by monsters.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 21, 2013 02:07 AM (s7MEj)
Dream easy -- you saw it destroyed in The Return of the King.....it's the inscription on the One Ring.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 20, 2013 10:10 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Jake in ID at January 20, 2013 10:11 PM (jfSqj)
I think your crappy connection is the leading contender.
It all stared with the kitchen light being blinky. Put 4 new bulbs in and it helped sort of (but you still had to play with the switch to get it to light fully) Bought a new fixture figuring it was a bad ballast. But now that 3 others that had similar issues suddenly work fine I'm confused.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 20, 2013 10:11 PM (qo244)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 20, 2013 10:11 PM (s7MEj)
Posted by: CAC at January 20, 2013 10:12 PM (RgbWA)
Posted by: cthulhu at January 21, 2013 02:10 AM (kaalw)
Of course, that's only my response for rounding up other religions. If you'd like to further contemplate "ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn", you're on your own.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 20, 2013 10:12 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at January 20, 2013 10:13 PM (1FLBb)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 20, 2013 10:14 PM (s7MEj)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 20, 2013 10:15 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 21, 2013 02:07 AM (s7MEj)
---
He said, "One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them."
Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at January 21, 2013 02:13 AM (1FLBb)
В стране Мордор, где тени лежат ....
Posted by: cthulhu at January 20, 2013 10:15 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Exasperated Expat at January 20, 2013 10:16 PM (gkfSV)
Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at January 20, 2013 10:17 PM (1FLBb)
Posted by: Not Ready to Unsock at January 20, 2013 10:19 PM (1FLBb)
Damn dissembling shadows. I wish they would just tell the truth.
Fucking liars.
Posted by: Waterhouse at January 20, 2013 10:20 PM (hE3TB)
Posted by: RWC at January 20, 2013 10:21 PM (sqp6o)
Posted by: cthulhu at January 20, 2013 10:23 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Jake in ID at January 20, 2013 10:23 PM (jfSqj)
Posted by: DAve at January 20, 2013 10:24 PM (XDC0v)
Damn dissembling shadows. I wish they would just tell the truth.
Fucking liars.
Posted by: Waterhouse at January 21, 2013 02:20 AM (hE3TB)
Did it say "not tell the truth" instead of "cast upon the ground"?!?!? Well, drat, I should have checked.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 20, 2013 10:24 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Jake in ID at January 20, 2013 10:27 PM (jfSqj)
Posted by: cthulhu at January 21, 2013 02:24 AM (kaalw)
Of course, my favorite story regarding automated translation comes from the Cold War, when a top-secret research project created a translator that would run on an IBM/360.
They went to show it to a top general, and he said, "put in 'The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak'." -- and got back a scrawl of Cyrillic. Then he said, "put it in backwards"....and got back a strip of printout that said, "the vodka's not so bad, but the meat has turned."
Posted by: cthulhu at January 20, 2013 10:27 PM (kaalw)
You know, because Krieger's "girlfriend" can't actually hold him ...
I know, I know. Calm down as your mind is blown.
No charge, writers of Archer. Just include a shoutout to AoSHQ when you use it.
Posted by: Waterhouse at January 20, 2013 10:29 PM (hE3TB)
Posted by: DAve at January 20, 2013 10:29 PM (XDC0v)
Posted by: Jake in ID at January 20, 2013 10:32 PM (jfSqj)
Posted by: Rex the Wonder God at January 20, 2013 10:33 PM (21TJo)
Posted by: Jake in ID at January 20, 2013 10:34 PM (jfSqj)
First 6.15 miles what are you some foreigner dong metric?
2) why run are you that poorly armed?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 20, 2013 10:34 PM (qo244)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 21, 2013 02:34 AM (qo244)
Sometimes a tactical relocation is necessary to acquire a more easily defended position.
Posted by: buzzion at January 20, 2013 10:36 PM (GULKT)
Logic = not your strong suit.
Get back to sucking Barky's limp dick, as you do best.
Posted by: Waterhouse at January 20, 2013 10:38 PM (hE3TB)
And sometimes running only makes you die tired.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 20, 2013 10:39 PM (qo244)
Posted by: Danny at January 20, 2013 10:41 PM (vm0+u)
Posted by: Jake in ID at January 20, 2013 10:41 PM (jfSqj)
Posted by: DAve at January 20, 2013 10:43 PM (XDC0v)
Posted by: Jake in ID at January 20, 2013 10:44 PM (jfSqj)
Always hated running for exercise so I throw out my condescension of people that can do it. I was on the cross country Ski team and did well but hated the running.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 20, 2013 10:48 PM (qo244)
This one never gets old:
Col Rutherford Hayes and Supply Sgt William McKinley were in the same 23rd Ohio regiment in the Civil War.
They were bffs during/after the war. Hayes was wounded at the battle of South Mountain a few days before Antietam. McKinley was part of the Burnsides Bridge attack and spent the day shuttling ammo and supplies.
Two Buckeye badasses.
23rd only regiment in US history with future Potus x2.
Posted by: MikeD at January 20, 2013 10:49 PM (p8QOg)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 20, 2013 11:10 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Case at January 20, 2013 11:17 PM (QwurB)
Posted by: epobirs at January 21, 2013 12:06 AM (kcfmt)
But think about owning a setup like this -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAdnZ6xsWtU; or something like http://tinyurl.com/axph6eb -- each of these would easily fit in someone's garage.
Y'know, the 1911 was created with the idea that it could be widely manufactured using the technology available then....102 years ago. Somehow, I suspect that materials knowledge and availability, as well as machine-tool capability, might have advanced in that time.
If it comes to confiscation or supply limitations, the solution is the same either way -- open wide the invention of Americans, and find ways of supplying the open-market demands out there. If you can't shell your ammo in brass, devise another alloy and mill it! If you can't get factory powder, cook your own. If lowers are regulated, CNC 'em. If gunbarrels get scarce, buy a lathe and make enough for yourself and to sell. The only reason unemployment is so high today is because everyone is looking for a government-approved job producing government-approved stuff at government-approved wages. If you just look at what people want, there's always more to do. Figure a way to get ammo across the border inwards and do it -- or make more here.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 21, 2013 12:09 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: Brown Line at January 21, 2013 12:09 AM (dKXn1)
I swear they look a lot alike.
If only we had a sword wielding bad ass mother fucker that would ride into washington to rescue princess wasserman schults and rid us of this cult of personality infestation in real life.
Thank god for films...let you escape the reality of being outnumberd by the moochers fucktards idiots and morons in this country for a brief time.
And the doo works better for James than for Moocher.
Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 21, 2013 12:13 AM (+OTLF)
Were they lifting character names from newspaper comic strips?
Posted by: epobirs at January 21, 2013 04:19 AM
Buck Turgidson
Bat Guano
Minister Kissov
Ambassador De Sadesky
Murkin Muffley
etc
and "Laputa Base", "Leper Colony" etc.
Posted by: otho at January 21, 2013 12:33 AM (yBF/9)
Most of them I know but I'd never heard James Earl Jones character identified before. The name Lothar always makes me think of Mandrake the Magician, and lo but this movie had a Mandrake. Put Peter Sellers with that moustache in a top hat and tails....
Posted by: epobirs at January 21, 2013 12:56 AM (kcfmt)
Posted by: epobirs at January 21, 2013 04:57 AM (kcfmt)
Thighsa Doom?
Posted by: cthulhu at January 21, 2013 01:57 AM (kaalw)
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Posted by: Jean at January 21, 2013 02:04 AM (fW/Ev)
It's 21 degrees here and that will be the high today.
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