March 28, 2013

The Time Has Come to Let Young People Have News
— Ace

So says Meghan McCain.

I couldn't disagree more:

You know, Footloose was about a town where they didn't let young people have news. And look what happened there.

"No news is good news." — The Bible

Posted by: Ace at 07:17 AM | Comments (404)
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1 Give them a news to hang themselves.

Posted by: Body Builder at March 28, 2013 07:19 AM (DrC22)

2 That Twitchy material is comedy gold.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2013 07:20 AM (lVPtV)

3

Give them a news to hang themselves

 

And in Meghan a reason to.

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 28, 2013 07:20 AM (P0x1m)

4 How about we teach the young some history first so they have a context to put the News?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2013 07:20 AM (9Bj8R)

5 I went to hs in Utah, if the Footloose town existed, I would move their next week.

Posted by: Jean at March 28, 2013 07:20 AM (Y8t25)

6 Is Meggie Mac capable of deploying irony or is she every bit that stupid? Discuss.

Posted by: joncelli, dodging the Zombies of Sequester at March 28, 2013 07:21 AM (RD7QR)

7 Meghan McCain; the white Margaret Cho, but with 25% less intelligence.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 28, 2013 07:21 AM (tqLft)

8 The there there

Posted by: Jean at March 28, 2013 07:21 AM (Y8t25)

9 "It is important that the young focus on gettin' busy and coordinating their manis and pedis with their outfits rather than pay attention to matters beyond their ken".
Stuff Jefferson Quoted from the Bible, 7th revised edition, p. 1276

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Tea. at March 28, 2013 07:21 AM (VtjlW)

10 Give me a subscription to the New York Times or give me death. They're about equal.

Posted by: Shit Patrick Henry Said, Vol. IV at March 28, 2013 07:22 AM (x82e4)

11

"Love thy neighbor Stuart and love thy neighbor Phillip and Lawrence, too and lay with them in the Biblical Sense, lest ye hurt the chilluns harmfully".

Posted by: Moar Fun Shie the Bibul sez at March 28, 2013 07:22 AM (qM5uD)

12 Wasn't Iron Mike Bloomberg the mayor of Footloosetown? Or was that Bartertown?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 28, 2013 07:22 AM (tqLft)

13 Let. It. Burn.

Posted by: Methos at March 28, 2013 07:23 AM (hO9ad)

14 News.  With frosting.

Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2013 07:23 AM (28wKd)

15 14 News. With frosting. Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2013 11:23 AM (28wKd) Meggie ate the frosting. Pearl necklace flavor.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 28, 2013 07:23 AM (tqLft)

16 Oh Lordy..

Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at March 28, 2013 07:24 AM (9+ccr)

17 Two words, Back Boobs.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at March 28, 2013 07:24 AM (QupBk)

18

You let these kids have news, and the next thing you know they'll be huffington the post.

Posted by: Liberty Lover at March 28, 2013 07:24 AM (eQ4W/)

19 This is my favorite so far:

One time I caught the neighbor-kid having news behind my gazebo... I gave him a piece of my mind... I watched him for a little bit first.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2013 07:25 AM (lVPtV)

20 "Drape thy dwelling in Fabulous tapestries and soothing tones and Know the men of your village who promenade in assless leather champs". 

Posted by: Moar Fun Shie the Bibul sez at March 28, 2013 07:25 AM (qM5uD)

21 There's an idiotic troll here that talks just like Megan McCain.  Swears we just don't understand young people.  Always making a big deal about how its younger than commenters here without actually knowing anyone's age.  Currently goes by Snarky the Bear.

Posted by: buzzion at March 28, 2013 07:25 AM (GULKT)

22

Two words.

 

Two words.  Anal Tattoo.

Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2013 07:26 AM (28wKd)

23 "Let not thy Gimp lay in sloth, verily Harken to him".

Posted by: Even Moar Fun Shie the Bibul sez at March 28, 2013 07:26 AM (qM5uD)

24 So what, we're going to find out what's happening in this weeks Archie comic?

Posted by: Iblis at March 28, 2013 07:26 AM (FSxmg)

25 Let my people news!

Posted by: St. Meaghan at March 28, 2013 07:26 AM (MMC8r)

26 21 There's an idiotic troll here that talks just like Megan McCain. Swears we just don't understand young people. Always making a big deal about how its younger than commenters here without actually knowing anyone's age. Currently goes by Snarky the Bear.

Posted by: buzzion at March 28, 2013 11:25 AM (GULKT



That would be curious, right? 



Everyone here is all old and stuff.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2013 07:26 AM (lVPtV)

27 News we much, and much.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at March 28, 2013 07:27 AM (QupBk)

28 Meth addiction in Arizona.  We'll be discussing the pros and cons from inside a Winnebago.

Posted by: Meghan McCain at March 28, 2013 07:27 AM (x82e4)

29 Maggie Mac is bringing back Huey Lewis and The News?!
I'm excited.
(Stops reads article)

Oh, nix that.  Never mind.

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at March 28, 2013 07:27 AM (yaBJP)

30 A mind is a terrible thing to waste on Meghan McCain.

Posted by: The United College Fund at March 28, 2013 07:27 AM (71LDo)

31

>>So what, we're going to find out what's happening in this weeks Archie comic?

 

Archie does Veronica in the squeakhole and gives her an STD?

Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2013 07:27 AM (28wKd)

32 Insty's pointed out you could make a hell of a Footloose knockoff starring a Bloomberg-alike, but of course Hollywood would never allow it.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 28, 2013 07:27 AM (B/VB5)

33 I have like a total dream, where like the white kids and the black kids can like walk together in like perfect harmony and stuff, and news together.

Posted by: St. Meaghan at March 28, 2013 07:27 AM (MMC8r)

34 24 So what, we're going to find out what's happening in this weeks Archie comic? Posted by: Iblis at March 28, 2013 11:26 AM (FSxmg) Betty and Veronica get married! Ghey marriage, yo.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 28, 2013 07:27 AM (tqLft)

35

Old Man WHITHERS?!?!?!

Yeah, and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling, news-having kids!

Posted by: I never had news when I was young :( at March 28, 2013 07:27 AM (MGu+u)

36 I like to put on my bobby sox and penny loafers before I do the news.

Posted by: Sphynx at March 28, 2013 07:27 AM (OZmbA)

37 I think Meaghan may want to get English first. For communication purposes.

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 28, 2013 07:28 AM (P0x1m)

38 28 Meth addiction in Arizona. We'll be discussing the pros and cons from inside a Winnebago. Posted by: Meghan McCain at March 28, 2013 11:27 AM (x82e4) Wasn't that in season 1 of "Breaking Bad?" Or in her case "Breaking Wind?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 28, 2013 07:28 AM (tqLft)

39 Is Sandra Fluke going to be appearing in Meggie Mac's "edgy" new show?  Those two together have the intellect of erg.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2013 07:28 AM (lVPtV)

40 Robert A. Heinlein was right. These ARE the Crazy Years.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 28, 2013 07:28 AM (tqAT4)

41

I agree with Megs.  That Footloose documentary was scary.  And that was before the evil preacher dude went and turned into a serial killer before Dexter killed him. 

 

 

Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2013 07:28 AM (TOk1P)

42 Two words. Anal Tattoo.

Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2013 11:26 AM (28wKd)


Two words: Arrrgh! Owwwww!

Posted by: joncelli, dodging the Zombies of Sequester at March 28, 2013 07:29 AM (RD7QR)

43 37 I think Meaghan may want to get English first. For communication purposes. Posted by: Grey Fox at March 28, 2013 11:28 AM (P0x1m) Meghan McCain speaks/writes the white man's version of Ebonics.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 28, 2013 07:29 AM (tqLft)

44

That's gold, Ace. GOLD!

Posted by: ALittleEnglish at March 28, 2013 07:29 AM (VDsQI)

45 In news today, old Republicans are like still all hatin' on gay marriage and stuff, except my daddy 'cause he's such good friends with Uncle Lindsay.

Posted by: St. Meaghan at March 28, 2013 07:29 AM (MMC8r)

46 STD count just went up by one.

Or two.

Posted by: EC at March 28, 2013 07:30 AM (GQ8sn)

47 Footloose? Is that the series when those friendly muslims cut off the feet of thieves and infidels?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2013 07:30 AM (9Bj8R)

48 21
There's an idiotic troll here that talks just like Megan McCain. Swears
we just don't understand young people. Always making a big deal about
how its younger than commenters here without actually knowing anyone's
age. Currently goes by Snarky the Bear.

Posted by: buzzion at March 28, 2013 11:25 AM (GULKT

That would be curious, right?


Everyone here is all old and stuff.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2013 11:26 AM (lVPtV)




As a 20-something myself (no really, I'm not just saying that to sound young.) I don't think "understanding young people" is really worth the time anyway.  People in my generation fall into 1 of 3 categories: They get it (and thus are probably here reading the HQ) they fancy themselves anarchists and vote heavily for Ron Paul (I've told several of them, in real anarchy I intend to make sure they go down before I do) or they're so fucking caught in the liberal echochamber they couldn't find their way out of it with a GPS.

There's a sorta phantom fourth category of "holier than thou and thus 'above politics'" But usually you can smack those fuckers so hard with reality they break out of it.

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at March 28, 2013 07:30 AM (yaBJP)

49

That was great,  oh Furry One.

 

It's only a short step from news to opinion. Where will this madness stop?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 28, 2013 07:30 AM (+z4pE)

50 They can't HANDLE the news! Come to think of it, the news can't handle the news. Want proof? Go to MSNBC's website.

Posted by: Whatev at March 28, 2013 07:30 AM (A7Wh1)

51
This can't count as a double post or a re-post, but its still in the nether world between a recast and a more information.  Its a glitch in the matrix.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 28, 2013 07:30 AM (IY7Ir)

52 Everyone here is all old and stuff.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2013 11:26 AM (lVPtV)


old, non attentive to youths desires, and blonde.


especially blonde

Posted by: willow-ette at March 28, 2013 07:30 AM (nqBYe)

53 Did you know that there was a World War before World War II? That's like NEWS and stuff!

Posted by: St. Meaghan at March 28, 2013 07:30 AM (MMC8r)

54 And now the news for young people: Tanning Laundry Clubbing This has been the news for young people

Posted by: Truman North at March 28, 2013 07:31 AM (aWmYM)

55 "And spotteth twice they the camels before the third hour. And so the Midianites went forth to Ram Gilead in Kadesh Bilgemath by Shor Ethra Regalion, to the house of Gash-Bil-Betheul-Bazda, he who brought the butter dish to Balshazar and the tent peg to the house of Rashomon, and there slew they the goats, yea, and placed they the bits in little pots. Here endeth the lesson."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 28, 2013 07:31 AM (tqLft)

56 Let them eat news!

Posted by: fb at March 28, 2013 07:31 AM (JVEmw)

57 Just what the news needs - another vapid twit.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 28, 2013 07:31 AM (DrWcr)

58 Commandments 11 through 15 were all about not letting young people have news.

They were immediately destroyed to keep young people from finding out about them. 

Posted by: Phinn at March 28, 2013 07:31 AM (oFH2D)

59 Meghan turns 30 next year. At what point do we confiscate her "young people" card?

Posted by: S. Weasel at March 28, 2013 07:31 AM (PsC/j)

60 Megan McCain News Guru

Posted by: dogfish at March 28, 2013 07:31 AM (N2yhW)

61 Archie does Veronica in the squeakhole and gives her an STD? Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2013 11:27 AM (28wKd) *blows whistle and throws flag* That will be 15 yards for violation of the HQ style manual. Proper formulation is dorking in squeakhole. Another 10 yards will be added for making me serious you guys consider having a nutritious lunch of a can of buttercream frosting.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Tea. at March 28, 2013 07:32 AM (VtjlW)

62 It's worse than we thought. You know those trendy plastic bracelets the teen girls are wearing? Its a code! Each color stands for a different kind of news they have!

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at March 28, 2013 07:32 AM (lIDeP)

63 I'm picturing the interior of Meggie's RV being filled with empty Doritos bags, wine bottles, and despair.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2013 07:32 AM (lVPtV)

64 We young people don't say "cool" anymore.  Now we say "da Bomb."

Wanna see my new tattoo?

Posted by: Meghan McCain at March 28, 2013 07:32 AM (x82e4)

65 I have been given these 15, (crash), 10! 10 news articles!

Posted by: Moses at March 28, 2013 07:32 AM (GFM2b)

66 This, like the time I thought I could reason with a progressive, is set up to be a spectacular failure.

Posted by: Heralder at March 28, 2013 07:32 AM (+xmn4)

67 placed they the bits in little pots. Here endeth the lesson.

Your reading for Good Friday:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqaQ_Bhgmrc

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 28, 2013 07:33 AM (QTHTd)

68 62 It's worse than we thought. You know those trendy plastic bracelets the teen girls are wearing? Its a code! Each color stands for a different kind of news they have! Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at March 28, 2013 11:32 AM (lIDeP) What about the leather-encased metal one, about 1.5" in diameter?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 28, 2013 07:33 AM (tqLft)

69 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) on his phone at March 28, 2013 07:34 AM (in4Fg)

70 Justin: Taking a Break from Singing? What do YOU think about JustinÂ’s future plans? Do you think he should keep making music or take a breather? http://www.bopandtigerbeat.com/ Surprised this didn't make it on the list of news links.

Posted by: Whatev at March 28, 2013 07:34 AM (A7Wh1)

71 Another 10 yards will be added for making me serious you guys consider having a nutritious lunch of a can of buttercream frosting. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Tea. at March 28, 2013 11:32 AM (VtjlW)

Brownie with that?

:::: slides over plate of triple-chocolate espresso brownies :::

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 28, 2013 07:34 AM (sbV1u)

72 Don't come knockin' if the news van's a rockin'.

Posted by: St. Meaghan at March 28, 2013 07:34 AM (MMC8r)

73 In FOOTLOOSE keiffer southerland almost killed EVERYONE in a car crash.

Posted by: elevenwing Plover at March 28, 2013 07:34 AM (KXm42)

74 I imagine meggie Mac's news will consist of the best brassiere to wear when planning a date.

how ice cream might indeed perfect your skin.

smoking is evil, unless it's pot  so make better choices.

being young  means  never having to truly be responsible for your decisions and how it affects society.


Posted by: willow-ette at March 28, 2013 07:34 AM (nqBYe)

75
Meghan McCain ‏@MeghanMcCain 35m

Every move of my life is followed by conservative trolls on the internet having class five meltdowns about my very existence... #predictable



Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 28, 2013 07:34 AM (kdS6q)

76 I can't do pithy one-liners about news, but I can do sarcastic poetry.

There once was a man from Flint
Who smoked crack for a 20-year stint
It was all on account of
The line printed above:
'All the news that's fit to print!'


Posted by: RiverC at March 28, 2013 07:35 AM (El+h4)

77 being young means never having to truly be responsible for your decisions and how it affects society.

Late 20s is "young"? Oh yeah - mommy's money

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 28, 2013 07:35 AM (QTHTd)

78 I can't wait to tune in to the first installment of "The Young and the Newsless."  I wonder how much bed hopping, self-importance, and hysteria they can cram in.

Posted by: no good deed at March 28, 2013 07:36 AM (mjR67)

79 In one of Meggie's tweets announcing *breathlessly* her new show on Pivot (whateverthehellthatis), she tells us she's not pregnant or getting married anytime soon.

So we've got that going for us.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2013 07:36 AM (lVPtV)

80 And all of the show is going to be shot in black N white except me and people I agree with who'll be shown in full color just like Pleasantville because we're standing up to the stodgy racists!

Posted by: meeeghan ( . Y . ) mccain at March 28, 2013 07:36 AM (VwC86)

81 Meggy McCain: conservative trolls on the internet

"...but enough about me"

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 28, 2013 07:36 AM (QTHTd)

82 I keep Meghan McCain in my glove compartment with seventy rounds of shots.

And "boobehs"....

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 28, 2013 07:36 AM (imJLZ)

83 I think ace is a bit disappointed that the comments were down yesterday and he didn't get to post all of that in the comments and get even more ideas.

Posted by: buzzion at March 28, 2013 07:36 AM (GULKT)

84 74 How ice cream may indeed perfect your skin ------- You spelled "democrat semen" wrong

Posted by: typical moron at March 28, 2013 07:37 AM (lIDeP)

85 It's worse than we thought. You know those trendy plastic bracelets the teen girls are wearing? Its a code! Each color stands for a different kind of news they have! Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at March 28, 2013 11:32 AM (lIDeP)

There's an app for that....

Though many teens wear jelly bracelets as inexpensive fashion accessories, some teens and pre-adolescents, including elementary school students, know jelly bracelets as sex bracelets. Sex bracelets are a coded form of communication among teens and young people where wearing different colored jelly bracelets indicate what sexual acts the teen is supposedly willing to perform. Some of the most common jelly bracelet color codes are:

    Yellow - hugging
    Purple - kissing
    Red - lap dance
    Blue - oral sex
    Black - intercourse

Oh man.....

Maybe I am old.

Hey!  You!  Get off my lawn!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 28, 2013 07:37 AM (sbV1u)

86 :::: slides over plate of triple-chocolate espresso brownies :::

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 28, 2013 11:34 AM (sbV1u)

*dives*

 

INTERCEPTIOOONN!

Posted by: Heralder at March 28, 2013 07:37 AM (+xmn4)

87 She's young and says naughty words like bullshit because young people know that's how you differentiate between old and young, naughty words.

Posted by: booger at March 28, 2013 07:37 AM (HI6wa)

88 Serious question about the Constitution guys...

WILL SHE SHOW HER BOOBS ON THE SHOW?

Yes, I know she is fat. But fatties usually have big honkers. It's a fact. Look it up in Wikipedia.

Posted by: T at March 28, 2013 07:37 AM (Bv9qa)

89 I'm browser limited. Please tell me she didn't really ascribe the saying "no news is good news" to the Bible.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) on his phone at March 28, 2013 07:37 AM (in4Fg)

90 heh, she's 'young' because she used the word 'trolls'.

Posted by: RiverC at March 28, 2013 07:37 AM (El+h4)

91 On a scale one to "Full Frontal Nude Ed Schultz", how bad will this be?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 28, 2013 07:37 AM (aB8aq)

92 I imagine some young  cannot fathom that old folks were also once young and had to do yucky things like,  go to college , end up cooking dinner, taking  care of the children, go to jobs that weren't what they dreamed  , fend off ideas that would harm society. etc.

Posted by: willow-ette at March 28, 2013 07:37 AM (nqBYe)

93 so does she let 'em have news Bra'd or unbra''d

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 28, 2013 07:37 AM (LRFds)

94

*blows whistle and throws flag*

That will be 15 yards for violation of the HQ style manual. Proper formulation is dorking in squeakhole.

 

 

Duly noted, my Queen.

 

If Meghan McCain is the subject, I can use  'Porked in the squeakhole', correct?

Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2013 07:37 AM (28wKd)

95

Hey, did anyone actually notice the fact that the White House legislation tracker shows Obama signed the continuing resolution for the rest of the fiscal year on Tuesday night?

So much for a government shutdown. It would have been worth the unemployment to see him try to blame Bush for it.

Posted by: SGT Dan's Cat at March 28, 2013 07:38 AM (jCQ+I)

96 I can haz news?

Posted by: YoungPeople at March 28, 2013 07:38 AM (7ObY1)

97 being young means never having to truly be responsible for your decisions and how it affects society. Late 20s is "young"? Oh yeah - mommy's money 26 is still a child. As far as insurance is concerned.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2013 07:38 AM (GFM2b)

98 *dives*INTERCEPTIOOONN! Posted by: Heralder at March 28, 2013 11:37 AM (+xmn4) That's a Ravaging. Gah. It's Extra Friday and apparently all of my motivation went over there --------->

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Tea. at March 28, 2013 07:39 AM (VtjlW)

99 slides over plate of triple-chocolate espresso brownies :::

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 28, 2013 11:34 AM (sbV1u)

*dives*INTERCEPTIOOONN!

Posted by: Heralder at March 28, 2013 11:37 AM (+xmn4)



mmmm, you are indeed a risk taker.



waits patiently to see how the chips fall , while hiding behind the throne.


with a fork ready.

Posted by: willow-ette at March 28, 2013 07:39 AM (nqBYe)

100 *dives*INTERCEPTIOOONN! Posted by: Heralder at March 28, 2013 11:37 AM (+xmn4)

Oh my.

This will not end well.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 28, 2013 07:39 AM (sbV1u)

101 Meggy Mac 'n cheese 20 years from now, nearing 50: It's like, you know, young people like I are being told we don't know how to do news, and are not efforded an emoticon of respect by the Republican party. Young people such as I won't stay with the Republican party unless they support opposite speeshies marriadges.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 28, 2013 07:39 AM (6zgse)

102 On a scale one to "Full Frontal Nude Ed Schultz", how bad will this be? Full frontal nude Rosanne Barr bad.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2013 07:39 AM (GFM2b)

103 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 28, 2013 11:34 AM (kdS6q)


I prefer to think of us as less "conservative trolls" and more "intelligent people" concerned about the dumbing down of the world.

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at March 28, 2013 07:39 AM (yaBJP)

104 Oh and someone better let Lisa Ling and Anderson Cooper know that young people can't have news.  They both got their start on "Channel One."  A  news   program that is aired daily in middle school and high school class rooms every day.  And has been for decades.

Posted by: buzzion at March 28, 2013 07:40 AM (GULKT)

105 Today we're talking with JIM KARRY y'all about gun control and vaccines and stuff!

Posted by: St. Meaghan at March 28, 2013 07:40 AM (MMC8r)

106 'Dogs and Cats living together, human sacrifice, mass hysteria'

Posted by: archie goodwin at March 28, 2013 07:40 AM (Jsiw/)

107 Please tell me this is called 411 or something like that

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at March 28, 2013 07:40 AM (lIDeP)

108

That's a Ravaging. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Tea. at March 28, 2013 11:39 AM (VtjlW)

Totally worth it.  Only those who take risks get ahead. 

Posted by: Heralder at March 28, 2013 07:41 AM (+xmn4)

109 97 Rickb223,

and nobody wants to confront what the 26YO baby thing means since their own kid may be in the sling...

funny shit

do the parents still have unfettered access to the kids' medical records they pay for?

"no"

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 28, 2013 07:41 AM (LRFds)

110 Today we're talking with JIM KARRY y'all about gun control and vaccines and stuff!

Jim, can you answer all of my questions out of your butt like in Ace Ventura?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 28, 2013 07:41 AM (aB8aq)

111 Why can't Johnny news?

Posted by: St. Meaghan at March 28, 2013 07:41 AM (MMC8r)

112
BTW - Can someone explain why Meghan's "date" in this picture is wearing his suit inside out?

http://tinyurl.com/c28hjfe

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 28, 2013 07:41 AM (kdS6q)

113 raises eyebrow at alex in query... is that it?

must i dirty my borrowed gown (yours)   to get the brownies?

Posted by: willow-ette at March 28, 2013 07:41 AM (nqBYe)

114

Have you heard the news?
Can't afford no shoes.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 28, 2013 07:41 AM (0dZJc)

115 Heh.  Speaking of Jim Carrey, Dana Perino called him an "asshole" on Red Eye. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2013 07:42 AM (lVPtV)

116 107Please tell me this is called 411 or something like that

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at March 28, 2013 11:40 AM (lIDeP)

Hahah ha no.  That's stupid.  It's called Raising McCain.

Posted by: Heralder at March 28, 2013 07:42 AM (+xmn4)

117 waits patiently to see how the chips fall , while hiding behind the throne.

Meggie doesn't look like she lets very many chips fall through her fingers . . .

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 28, 2013 07:42 AM (QTHTd)

118 Fuck off Hector

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 28, 2013 07:42 AM (QTHTd)

119 Grabbing the cookies is a euphemism, isn't it?

Posted by: toby928© for TB at March 28, 2013 07:43 AM (QupBk)

120 What about the leather-encased metal one, about 1.5" in diameter. ------- Oh, that's part of the filthy news code, too. It stands for Anderson Cooper.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at March 28, 2013 07:43 AM (lIDeP)

121 114raises eyebrow at alex in query... is that it?

must i dirty my borrowed gown (yours) to get the brownies?

Posted by: willow-ette at March 28, 2013 11:41 AM (nqBYe)

I'm not holding them hostage.  *slides plate*  I just needed to buck the system.

Posted by: Heralder at March 28, 2013 07:43 AM (+xmn4)

122 She's so fucking SMART.

Posted by: steevy at March 28, 2013 07:43 AM (9XBK2)

123 That Twitchy material is comedy gold. If youÂ’re on Facebook, take a look at the pirate image Twitchy used for Ace. Awesome. You might be able to look at it via this link: http://facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=622904124389877

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 28, 2013 07:43 AM (QF8uk)

124 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 28, 2013 11:41 AM (kdS6q) Woah. She's looking like the dude's hot-for-her-age mom.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 28, 2013 07:43 AM (6zgse)

125 Average Joe sucks cock by choice.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at March 28, 2013 07:43 AM (QupBk)

126 Jews being forced into ghettos in WW 2 prolly would've liked some guns

Posted by: thunderb at March 28, 2013 07:43 AM (gKs8d)

127 119 Boulder Toilet Hobo,

shhh she's pur secret weapon in ending the ethanol con....

"gentlemen I have one word for you....Tostitos..."

//Senator Sven

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 28, 2013 07:43 AM (LRFds)

128 113
BTW - Can someone explain why Meghan's "date" in this picture is wearing his suit inside out?

http://tinyurl.com/c28hjfe



Because he's a hipster douchebag and all edgy and stuff? 


Love how she brags how well they both "clean up."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2013 07:43 AM (lVPtV)

129 Young Dumb people already have their news shows: TMZ and The Daily Show.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 28, 2013 07:44 AM (xVKk3)

130 It's a long article but here's some of it:
Among Young Inheritors, an Urge to Redistribute

(NY Times) MOST people would probably be quite happy to receive an inheritance. They would pay off debt, maybe their mortgage; save for retirement; take a trip or two. It would be blissful, and it would make their lives easier.

In this group, there is a small subset — call them trust-fund progressives — who want to give all or most of the money away while they’re young. Some may call these people generous; others may call them naïve about what life has in store.

His mother went a different way and got involved in the civil rights movement. She taught Greg about the problems of income inequality in America from an early age, he said.

In 2002, when he was 24, Greg came to the conclusion that he didnÂ’t deserve or want all of that money and decided to split his inheritance with two men he grew up with in Cambridge, Mass. Their families had lived communally and he considered them brothers, even though he was biologically an only child.




Decades of brainwashing the youth is paying off. With any luck this "progressive" generation will be dead of stupidity in a decade

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 28, 2013 07:44 AM (1Jaio)

131 Where's Hadji when you need him?

I long to hear his, "Hello?  Is this thing on?"

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 28, 2013 07:44 AM (sbV1u)

132 Twenty NINE. If Wikipedia is right, she was born in October of 1984.

Posted by: S. Weasel at March 28, 2013 07:44 AM (PsC/j)

133 >>>Meghan turns 30 next year. At what point do we confiscate her "young people" card? I can't wait.

Posted by: ace at March 28, 2013 07:45 AM (LCRYB)

134 I'm not holding them hostage. *slides plate* I just needed to buck the system.

Posted by: Heralder at March 28, 2013 11:43 AM (+xmn4)


mmm, wise....crunch (mm walnuts )   there will be a price to pay, no slight  goes unanswered.

Posted by: willow-ette at March 28, 2013 07:45 AM (nqBYe)

135 "We have commanded Beethoven to roll over several times to give Tschaikowsky the news and yet he won't.  So I'm taking matters into my own hands."
--Meghan McCain

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at March 28, 2013 07:45 AM (yaBJP)

136 I dated a girl in high school who gave GREAT head... lines.

My other buddy who played sax in the marching band would "bury the lede" like no one else I knew.

Posted by: scooter (not libby) at March 28, 2013 07:45 AM (WKeEA)

137 135 Ace,

Granny McRictus thinks she's young....so I'd say 45 years minimum sir.

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 28, 2013 07:46 AM (LRFds)

138

I hope she hires Toure to be her sidekick and makes him wear a Raspberry Beret.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2013 07:46 AM (28wKd)

139 must i dirty my borrowed gown (yours) to get the brownies? Posted by: willow-ette at March 28, 2013 11:41 AM (nqBYe

Is that what they call it these days?

You crazy kids!

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at March 28, 2013 07:46 AM (sbV1u)

140 140
I hope she hires Toure to be her sidekick and makes him wear a Raspberry Beret.



Oh dear gawd, I'd kill to see her as a panelist on his show.  That. Would. Be. Fucking. Awesome.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2013 07:47 AM (lVPtV)

141 142 Hassan "Slap!" Chop,

you need to go back to your Serbian Genocide is public service schtick Yector

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 28, 2013 07:47 AM (LRFds)

142 Mega McCannz is the full embodiment (SWIDT) of the realization that everything irritating about "My Friends' will be around long after he is.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 28, 2013 07:48 AM (MyxlP)

143 Meggie Mac and Slop-chop Hassan should do a show.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 28, 2013 07:48 AM (QRXqb)

144 Apropos of nothing, whatever happened to Philip Michael Thomas? Did he just fall off the acting world?

Posted by: toby928© for TB at March 28, 2013 07:48 AM (QupBk)

145 That was Meggie's  (and boyfriends )pic?  Ooh living the spoiled life isn't goo for the skin!

she is going on 30? but looks forty!

Posted by: willow-ette at March 28, 2013 07:48 AM (nqBYe)

146 I know young people today are really clamoring for a long hard news report. 

Posted by: no good deed at March 28, 2013 07:48 AM (mjR67)

147 I can haz newz?

Posted by: Young People at March 28, 2013 07:48 AM (N2yhW)

148
Also, lest we forget:

Meghan McCain said she is not an expert on the fiscal cliff, but the situation constantly worries her.

"I just think it's everyone's fault," said McCain. "I think Republicans have to stop being so stickly on making some kind of compromise and I think Democrats have to come to the middle as well."

KTAR.com radio




"Stickly". Verbatim quote.

Meghan McCain - Columbia '07

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 28, 2013 07:49 AM (kdS6q)

149 Slop-chop Hassan I chuckled.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at March 28, 2013 07:49 AM (QupBk)

150 Meaghan will be young as long as she remains so childish.

Posted by: St. Meaghan at March 28, 2013 07:49 AM (MMC8r)

151 146 Mega McCannz is the full embodiment (SWIDT) of the realization that everything irritating about "My Friends' will be around long after he is.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 28, 2013 11:48 AM (MyxlP)

 

She goes Independent after he retires.  By the next presidential election after that she will be a full Democrat.

Posted by: buzzion at March 28, 2013 07:49 AM (GULKT)

152 I guess meg will have to find a more youthful person to play her part.

anyway all in all i believe reaching youth is a good idea. but srsly  teaching them to go to sleep and help the left get elected isn't helpful.

Posted by: willow-ette at March 28, 2013 07:49 AM (nqBYe)

153 55 " Here endeth the lesson"

You forgot the Sean Connery attribution 

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 28, 2013 07:49 AM (tqAT4)

154 When can Meggie Macncheese run for Senate? Because that would be awesome, and I'm feeling kind of cheated by Ashley's premature dropping out. This Meghan show will be awesome though. Like Don Rumsfeld said, she doesn't know what she doesn't know. And it will all show up on camera.

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 28, 2013 07:49 AM (8sCoq)

155 I'm not holding them hostage. *slides plate* I just needed to buck the system. Posted by: Heralder at March 28, 2013 11:43 AM (+xmn4) Thank you. willow, here, there's extra frosting on this brownie, you may have it. Oh, btw, Heralder, don't mind that pesky little tactical nuclear strike that's about to hit you. I'm sure you'll be fine.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Tea. at March 28, 2013 07:49 AM (VtjlW)

156

This is your brain.

 

*insert    pic  of Meggy Mac   here*

 

This is your brain on news.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 28, 2013 07:50 AM (+z4pE)

157

Loved Ace's Twitter feed last night.  But this whole subject seems surreal.  We're talking about kids. Today's kids. Most have the attention span of a phart.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 28, 2013 07:50 AM (n8LUb)

158

Apropos of nothing, whatever happened to Philip Michael Thomas?

 

 

Sinkhole.

Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2013 07:50 AM (28wKd)

159 149 Apropos of nothing, whatever happened to Philip Michael Thomas? Did he just fall off the acting world? That's the kind of hard news

Posted by: Maggie at March 28, 2013 07:50 AM (z9HTb)

160 Twenty NINE. If Wikipedia is right, she was born in October of 1984. Posted by: S. Weasel at March 28, 2013 11:44 AM


Carousel is a lie!  There is no renewal!

Posted by: Logan at March 28, 2013 07:51 AM (bAGA/)

161 Wait a minute, someone tried to steal food from AlextheChick?

Sire! Sire! The commentators are revolting!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 28, 2013 07:51 AM (QRXqb)

162 Pharoah, let my people have the news. 

Posted by: Moses McCain at March 28, 2013 07:51 AM (mjR67)

163 149 Toby928th,

He was selling land in Arkansas I think along with ponch....

or was it Psychotic Friends Network....?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_Michael_Thomas

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 28, 2013 07:51 AM (LRFds)

164

@94 If Meghan McCain is the subject,I can use 'Porked in the squeakhole', correct?

Does that mean my *ahem* will have that bacony-fresh smell afterwards?

Posted by: RightWingProf at March 28, 2013 07:51 AM (og2Qz)

165 I don't think I've ever seen such a look of misery and dejection on the face of my daughter as I just did a moment ago. She just couldn't understand why she couldn't get any news. "Don't I deserve to know what's going on in the world?" she asked pitifully. I sat down with her on the sofa and (as calmly as I could) tried to explain to her why she doesn't get any news. "Honey, you kids these days are just too busy tweeting around on your facebooks and stuff.” I tried to keep my voice steady, but it became increasingly difficult - the rage and feelings of helplessness were just too much. I think my daughter could tell something was wrong. I found myself at such a loss for words - nothing made any sense; nothing makes sense anymore. I finally had to admit, "or instragramming on your twitters or something. Seriously, I don't know what the hell you kids are doing these days. Blogging, maybe? Is that still a thing?" When I finished her lower lip started to tremble and her eyes began to fill with tears, "Daddy" she said, "do you think Meghan McCain could stop shoveling pie into her face long enough to give me some news?" Well, that was it for me: I finally fell apart. She just fell into my arms and we both began sobbing for several minutes. For once she had to comfort me and get me back on my feet. Sometimes I just think it's too much, but seeing the strength in my young daughter's voice helped me to get through

Posted by: Che Che at March 28, 2013 07:51 AM (2jQGY)

166 Why does Meghan's Twitter page have the tagline "Ride Or Die" ?

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 28, 2013 07:52 AM (8sCoq)

167 test

Posted by: Waldo Truth at March 28, 2013 07:52 AM (2HHOI)

168

163
Apropos of nothing, whatever happened to Philip Michael Thomas?


Sinkhole.

---------------

Whose?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 28, 2013 07:52 AM (n8LUb)

169 149 Apropos of nothing, whatever happened to Philip Michael Thomas? Did he just fall off the acting world? That's the kind of hard news we plan to explore in depth.

Posted by: Meggie Mac 'n' Cheese at March 28, 2013 07:52 AM (z9HTb)

170 So  what's  the  over/under  on  Olbermann  slitting  his  wrists  in  the  bath    if  this  corpulant  retard  has  a  "news"  show  when  he's  unemployed?

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at March 28, 2013 07:52 AM (rXcBX)

171 159 Jones in CO,

I like it...

rather than having the Senate have any accomplishment in anything being needed we should make it a cross between jackass! and the Laff'o'lympics....

who wouldn't love a bunch of B grade cartoon celebs playing battle of the network stars?

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 28, 2013 07:52 AM (LRFds)

172 You start out by giving these youngsters news, and the next thing you know they will be wanting jobs and an economy that works and stuff.
 
But not news filtered through the microbrain musings of Meggie Mac.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 28, 2013 07:52 AM (ccXZP)

173 Leave Meghan McCain alone!
*sobs*
*noms donut*

Posted by: real joe at March 28, 2013 07:52 AM (vyjgh)

174 I need the IT department to fix my iPad.

Posted by: Meggie Mac 'n' Cheese at March 28, 2013 07:52 AM (z9HTb)

175 (Thank you. willow, here, there's extra frosting on this brownie, you may have it. )


Oh, btw, Heralder, don't mind that pesky little tactical nuclear strike that's about to hit you. I'm sure you'll be fine.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Tea. at March 28, 2013 11:49 AM (VtjlW)


and this is why she is Queen, always fair, and always firm  in her consequence.

Posted by: willow-ette at March 28, 2013 07:53 AM (nqBYe)

176 Meggie, bless your heart, that was no iPad. That was your 3rd grade Etch-a-Sketch.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 28, 2013 07:53 AM (QRXqb)

177 Give a hipster a newspaper and they can get the news for a day.

Give them Meggie Mac in an RV and they can...

Help me here, someone.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2013 07:53 AM (lVPtV)

178 I wish I could eat those words. Keep feeding us, Ace. If I could only keep them down, without laughing so hard.

Posted by: qualia at March 28, 2013 07:54 AM (XYSwB)

179 Are there no news outlets? No cable programs?

Posted by: Scrooge News at March 28, 2013 07:54 AM (rBg3y)

180 182 Jane D'oh,

be forced to go through the FDA Agricultural checkpoints at state lines?

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 28, 2013 07:54 AM (LRFds)

181 Give them Meggie Mac in an RV and they can... Help me here, someone.

Put a few roadside buffets out of business.

Posted by: oblig. at March 28, 2013 07:54 AM (cePv8)

182

>>Whose?

 

Yeah.  Probably could have used the old Sandy Fluke sock.

Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2013 07:54 AM (28wKd)

183 Just from a geometric standpoint, Meaghan McCain requires EIGHT degrees of separation.

Posted by: Kevin Bacon at March 28, 2013 07:54 AM (MMC8r)

184 Brave brave FDA inspector
Meggie Mac, no one expected her

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 28, 2013 07:55 AM (QRXqb)

185 It's repeating itself.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2013 07:55 AM (9Bj8R)

186 Give them Meggie Mac in an RV and they can...

Help me here, someone.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2013 11:53 AM (lVPtV)



Contribute to STD statistics

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 28, 2013 07:55 AM (MyxlP)

187 Oh, btw, Heralder, don't mind that pesky little tactical nuclear strike that's about to hit you. I'm sure you'll be fine.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Tea. at March 28, 2013 11:49 AM (VtjlW)

Wait a minute, you said a ravage, now it's escalated to a tactical nuke?  I fear you may be deliberately sabotaging the risk vs reward system for your own benefit. 

Now where did I put those iodine tablets.

Posted by: Heralder at March 28, 2013 07:55 AM (+xmn4)

188 Uh guys? Is it alright with you if I refer to her as "Motorboat"?
What about saying, "'Pivot' on this, swamp donkey"?

Posted by: Xavier at March 28, 2013 07:56 AM (FLrNi)

189 So, what's the deal on this new network? Is it going to be s cable channel that your provider will force on you? Who else will be on it? These people always make fucking money. Even Gore's channel sucked big time but he managed to sell it for a mint. The title of her show is lame - just like her. I am oping it is filmed in an RV with a waterbed.

Posted by: Waldo Truth at March 28, 2013 07:56 AM (2HHOI)

190 Nevergiveup, its that Teddy Ruxpin tape.  Only good for 60 minutes of material, if you switch to the other side.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 28, 2013 07:56 AM (QRXqb)

191 Meggie (hard-hitting news):  "Daddy, tell us how it felt when the poor Mexican woman climbed the border fence and you tried to shield her from the mean border patrol agents?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2013 07:56 AM (lVPtV)

192 Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2013 11:55 AM (9Bj8R)

We will never learn.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 28, 2013 07:56 AM (3Mkrp)

193 Unfortunately, suspension technology has not yet advanced to the level required for this project yet.

Posted by: Winnebago Corp. at March 28, 2013 07:56 AM (MMC8r)

194 192 NGU,

Yector has a script or a schtick or is it schitt?

Anyway things always wind up on a loop...

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 28, 2013 07:57 AM (LRFds)

195

Posted by: Hassan at March 28, 2013 11:54 AM (rKxRr)

 

Poor Hector/Reality Check.

 

Too stupid to realize how pathetically obvious he is. 

 

Ace this is the shithead you had to nuke in the THC thread yesterday.

Posted by: buzzion at March 28, 2013 07:57 AM (GULKT)

196 If anything, the news is that if successful her show can only decrease the stds to college degrees per year ratio to something less than 13:1.

Posted by: RiverC at March 28, 2013 07:57 AM (El+h4)

197 In all srsi-ness, This is not a bad idea,  however,
I believe it is the wrong person to espouse ideas for our side.


Posted by: willow-ette at March 28, 2013 07:57 AM (nqBYe)

198 Charles Kurault did 'news' from a winnebago, too. He also did housewives all over the damn country.

Posted by: zsasz at March 28, 2013 07:57 AM (MMC8r)

199 182 Give them Meggie McCain in an RV and they can.... ---------- Learn just how "strictly" her "dickly" policy is. Come up with lots of fun new jokes about Weinermobiles and ham-in-a-can. Gain self-esteem by realizing that, yay, they really aren't the dumbest person ever to walk the air Learn the definition of "nepotism".

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at March 28, 2013 07:58 AM (4CXoS)

200

193 Give them Meggie Mac in an RV and they can...
Help me here, someone. 
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2013 11:53 AM (lVPtV)

------------------------

Go on a snipe hunt.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 28, 2013 07:59 AM (n8LUb)

201

Why not?  It's not like they do worse with it than the media are.

 

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at March 28, 2013 07:59 AM (YYJjz)

202 205 Willow-ette,

not if you ARE the other side....

how's about the newsies let me pick the donk spokeholes for a bit?

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 28, 2013 07:59 AM (LRFds)

203 I fear you may be deliberately sabotaging the risk vs reward system for your own benefit.

Now where did I put those iodine tablets.

Posted by: Heralder at March 28, 2013 11:55 AM (+xmn4)


brownies ?


 risk -reward?


going nuclear Is the perfect response.

Posted by: willow-ette at March 28, 2013 07:59 AM (nqBYe)

204 Ace, we need a Puffy Face thread to make up for the frustrating comments being disabled.

It was like being raped.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2013 07:59 AM (lVPtV)

205 Posted by: Hassan at March 28, 2013 11:57 AM (rKxRr)

You are waxing tiresome, but I suppose that is the point.

Posted by: Heralder at March 28, 2013 07:59 AM (+xmn4)

206 Vagisil  will be  her  first  and  only  sponsor.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at March 28, 2013 07:59 AM (rXcBX)

207 I finally figured out what Ashley Judd was hiding in her cheeks; Meghan McCain.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 28, 2013 07:59 AM (tqLft)

208

So what, we're going to find out what's happening in this weeks Archie comic?


Posted by: Iblis at March 28, 2013 11:26 AM (FSxmg)

 

Coach Kleats engaging in some manscaping with Jughead.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 28, 2013 07:59 AM (zF6Iw)

209 206 Zsasz,

yeah now you know why he was such a laidback moonbat....


Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 28, 2013 08:00 AM (LRFds)

210 Wait a minute, you said a ravage, now it's escalated to a tactical nuke? I fear you may be deliberately sabotaging the risk vs reward system for your own benefit. Now where did I put those iodine tablets. Posted by: Heralder at March 28, 2013 11:55 AM (+xmn4) Would I do such a thing? Wait. Of course I would.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Tea. at March 28, 2013 08:00 AM (VtjlW)

211 Meggie Mac in an RV,
Chinese buffets close nationwide.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 28, 2013 08:00 AM (QRXqb)

212 News?  This is more like rape.

Posted by: Ashley Judd at March 28, 2013 08:00 AM (x82e4)

213 Ah my phone is hilarious. Walk the air should be walk the earth. Or maybe my phone was trying to make an airhead joke, which would also kind of work.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at March 28, 2013 08:00 AM (4CXoS)

214 Now where did I put those iodine tablets. Oops, sorry, I replaced them with chocolate covered cotton. I'll make it up to you with shares in the syndicate.

Posted by: Milo Minderbender [/i] at March 28, 2013 08:01 AM (feFL6)

215 not if you ARE the other side....

how's about the newsies let me pick the donk spokeholes for a bit?

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 28, 2013 11:59 AM (LRFds)


mmm hmm, That IS the problem.

Posted by: willow-ette at March 28, 2013 08:01 AM (nqBYe)

216 How did she fall so far from the beautiful, brewery owning tree that is her mother?

Posted by: Jean at March 28, 2013 08:01 AM (XwDPQ)

217 Egyptian cotton,
its whats for life.
-- sayings of MM Enterprises.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 28, 2013 08:01 AM (QRXqb)

218 221 Jenny hates her phone,

I love it when my phone's voice recog has me posting in farsi or Urdu

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 28, 2013 08:01 AM (LRFds)

219 Mr. Mendoza, tell our viewers exactly how you use that bucket.

Posted by: Meghan McCain at March 28, 2013 08:01 AM (x82e4)

220 Meggie (hard-hitting news): "Daddy, tell us how it felt when the poor Mexican woman climbed the border fence and you tried to shield her from the mean border patrol agents?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2013 11:56 AM (lVPtV)

 


"Tell her she can go to Burning Man with us if she chips in for gas.  We'll even stop by Chipotle on the way."

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 28, 2013 08:02 AM (MyxlP)

221 old? At 34, Jesse James was settling into middle age.

Posted by: plays the narrator in a movie at March 28, 2013 08:02 AM (MhA4j)

222 uh.....Fuck all that. -Mr. Pink

Posted by: [/i]akula51 at March 28, 2013 08:02 AM (Vgn84)

223

News? You little whippersnappers don't know 'news.' Back in my day, we had to dig news out of the ground with our bare hands. We didn't have these 'broadcasts' like you have today.

 

When we wanted hard-hitting news, we had to examine our own colons. In black and white, no less. You little brats are so spoiled...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 28, 2013 08:02 AM (+z4pE)

224 Oops, sorry, I replaced them with chocolate covered cotton. I'll make it up to you with shares in the syndicate.

Posted by: Milo Minderbender at March 28, 2013 12:01 PM (feFL6)

If you had said "strippers" I could have forgiven you.

Posted by: Heralder at March 28, 2013 08:02 AM (+xmn4)

225 1 The burden of Egypt. Behold, the LORD Jehovah rides upon a swift cloud, and comes to Egypt; and the idols of Egypt are moved at his presence, and the heart of Egypt melts in the midst of it. 2 “So I will incite Egyptians against Egyptians; And they will each fight against his brother and each against his neighbor, City against city and kingdom against kingdom. 3“Then the spirit of the Egyptians will be demoralized within them; And I will confound their strategy, So that they will resort to idols and ghosts of the dead And to mediums and spiritists. 4“Moreover, I will deliver the Egyptians into the hand of a cruel master, And a mighty king will rule over them,” declares the Lord GOD of hosts. 15,16 There will be no work for Egyptians...who in that day become as trembling women...terrorized by Judah. 18In that day five cities in the land of Egypt will be speaking the language of Canaan and swearing allegiance to the LORD of hosts; one will be called the City of Heres (or Heliopolis, aka City of the Sun, or City of Destruction). 19In that day there will be an altar to the LORD in the midst of the land of Egypt, and a pillar to the LORD near its border.20It will become a sign and a witness to the LORD of hosts in the land of Egypt; for they will cry to the LORD because of oppressors, and He will send them a Savior and a Champion, and He will deliver them.21Thus the LORD will make Himself known to Egypt, and the Egyptians will know the LORD in that day. They will even worship with sacrifice and offering, and will make a vow to the LORD and perform it.22The LORD will strike Egypt, striking but healing; so they will return to the LORD, and He will respond to them and will heal them. 23In that day there will be a highway from Egypt to Assyria, and the Assyrians will come into Egypt and the Egyptians into Assyria, and the Egyptians will worship with the Assyrians. 24In that day Israel will be the third party with Egypt and Assyria, a blessing in the midst of the earth,25whom the LORD of hosts has blessed, saying, “Blessed is Egypt My people, and Assyria the work of My hands, and Israel My inheritance.”

Posted by: Isaiah 19 sets the record at March 28, 2013 08:02 AM (MhA4j)

226 Letting young people have news is like rape.

Posted by: Ashley Judd at March 28, 2013 08:03 AM (0Mr4u)

227 Tonight we have a very special episode. Viewers will get a chance to see the entire length of my colon, live from the RV.

Posted by: Meghan McCain at March 28, 2013 08:03 AM (x82e4)

228
The young can not live by news alone.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 28, 2013 08:03 AM (IY7Ir)

229 Indiana Jones gave Marion Ravenwood some news.

Posted by: dogfish at March 28, 2013 08:04 AM (N2yhW)

230 Egyptian cotton,
its whats for life.
-- sayings of MM Enterprises.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 28, 2013 12:01 PM (QRXqb)


gak, I had to agree with Her there!



eqyptian cotton sheets, down comforter ,kept well away from alex's lair of course (allergic)


but the wonderousness of it all!

Posted by: willow-ette at March 28, 2013 08:04 AM (nqBYe)

231

She's almost 30 and still talks like a retarded 16 year old? Lawdy.

Bet she has to be watered twice a day.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 28, 2013 08:04 AM (uhftQ)

232 Growing up I had The News, thanks to Huey Lewis.

Posted by: Heralder at March 28, 2013 08:04 AM (+xmn4)

233
   OT, but I would really like to hear everyone's take on this.

     Earlier today , at Lowes, I overheard in passing, part of a discussion on minimum wage.  One person was asking what do you do with people who cannot earn above minwage because of ability?  I presume this is/was their argument for a higher minimum, couldn't listen further, to my dismay.


   Anyhow, what do y'all think on this?   I'd have loved to have been able to listen to all of that discussion.


Posted by: irongrampa at March 28, 2013 08:05 AM (SAMxH)

234

Posted by: Milo Minderbender at March 28, 2013 12:01 PM (feFL6)

 

Nice.  The annual sighting of the Miderbender sock. 

Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2013 08:05 AM (28wKd)

235 If you had said "strippers" I could have forgiven you.

Posted by: Heralder at March 28, 2013 12:02 PM (+xmn4)


Helen Thomas is on the way, don't feel alone.

Posted by: willow-ette at March 28, 2013 08:05 AM (nqBYe)

236 Will no one rid me of this young'n news?

Posted by: King Henry II at March 28, 2013 08:05 AM (BAS5M)

237 @130 Odd that "young" looks like a 40 year old alcoholic plastic surgery addict.

Posted by: The guy who wonders what the fuck is going on, sometimes. at March 28, 2013 08:05 AM (Q9qpj)

238 Viewers will get a chance to see the entire length of my colon, live from the RV. What, someone's going to eviscerate her?

Posted by: Ian S. at March 28, 2013 08:05 AM (B/VB5)

239 I hate Serbians almost as much as I despise the Zionist regime. They both have killed thousands of my people. Do not insult me by comparing me to this follower of Shaitan.

Posted by: Hassan at March 28, 2013 12:00 PM (rKxRr)




I wouldn't give those cretins that much credit. They only killed unarmed civilians. When the Serbs came up against any resistance that shart themselves and ran off to their tranny Mexican wives

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 28, 2013 08:05 AM (1Jaio)

240 243 Growing up I had The News, thanks to Huey Lewis. Posted by: Heralder at March 28, 2013 12:04 PM (+xmn4) SCOAMF had the news thanks to Huey Newton.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 28, 2013 08:05 AM (tqLft)

241 I appreciate the support Democrats and Republicans are giving AL Nusra. The brave warriors have the evil tyrant Assad on his heels.

Thank you America for helping our causes!

----

You are reminding me of that mental case heavy chick in Girl, Interrupted that just randomly blurted out things.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 28, 2013 08:05 AM (ATdet)

242 My God - it's full of news...

Posted by: Roy at March 28, 2013 08:06 AM (VndSC)

243 240 Indiana Jones gave Marion Ravenwood some news. Posted by: dogfish at March 28, 2013 12:04 PM (N2yhW) Was she 12 or 15 at the time? Let's ask Steve Spielberg.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 28, 2013 08:06 AM (tqLft)

244 Helen Thomas is on the way, don't feel alone.

Posted by: willow-ette at March 28, 2013 12:05 PM (nqBYe)

This place devolves into Lord of the Flies with a shocking suddeness.  I was just the fat kid, and with that, you dropped a rock on my head.

Posted by: Heralder at March 28, 2013 08:07 AM (+xmn4)

245 244 irongrampa,

well IG not that I am telling YOU anything...

the conversation starts with the answer sounding a lot like "take care of" and then winds up with "permanently"....

mom was a genuine section 8 disabled person....

I tend to be more compassionate.

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 28, 2013 08:07 AM (LRFds)

246 Vagisil will be her first and only sponsor. I could actually picture Meghan McCain *making* that commercial saying, "You know", then looking down at her shame cave, giving it a good long scratch, then finishing with "yeast infection'.

Posted by: Milo Minderbender [/i] at March 28, 2013 08:07 AM (feFL6)

247 244
..what do you do with people who cannot earn above minwage because of ability?

***
Feed them to a Rancor...on PPV

Posted by: The Generic, Award Winning Moron at March 28, 2013 08:07 AM (+I8Mq)

248 This thread is as bad as the rape of Nanking.

Posted by: Senator Ashley Judd at March 28, 2013 08:07 AM (mjR67)

249 If one dorks only in the squeakhole, one has not committed a sin against Allah.  So it is said.

Posted by: Shit Mohammed Said, Probably In Arabic, 2nd rev. edition at March 28, 2013 08:08 AM (x82e4)

250 Tonight we have a very special episode. Viewers will get a chance to see the entire length of my colon, live from the RV.

Posted by: Meghan McCain at March 28, 2013 12:03 PM (x82e4)

 

Man. . .she sure has eaten a lot of double-stack cheeseburgers in her life, hasn't she?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 28, 2013 08:09 AM (zF6Iw)

251 258

Posted by: No Over the at March 28, 2013 08:09 AM (MhA4j)

252 I shielded my children from News but at 18 they were on their own
Thankfully, they shun it to this day.

Posted by: The Generic, Award Winning Moron at March 28, 2013 08:09 AM (+I8Mq)

253 260 Senator Puffy Juggs' Inner Monologue,

Ashley why did we force the Japanese to engage in that display of cultural hospitality?

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 28, 2013 08:09 AM (LRFds)

254 This place devolves into Lord of the Flies with a shocking suddeness. I was just the fat kid, and with that, you dropped a rock on my head.

Posted by: Heralder at March 28, 2013 12:07 PM (+xmn4)


sigh, With that i feel a tinge of remorse. Perhaps the Queen can lighten the sentence  IF you hand over All the brownies , with no exceptions,


(the one under the desk also , please)

Posted by: willow-ette at March 28, 2013 08:09 AM (nqBYe)

255

Â…but the tender mercies of the wicked are cruel. Pro 12:10

Posted by: newguy at March 28, 2013 08:10 AM (kduZC)

256 I kind of imagine that it will be like the public access show Kelly Bundy had on an episode of "Married with Children"

Posted by: mallfly at March 28, 2013 08:10 AM (bJm7W)

257 Hey, hey, hey, I have it on good authority that Valtrex has a claim to advertising on her show IYKWIM.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 28, 2013 08:10 AM (uhftQ)

258 Like, my vagina has opinions and things, you guys.

Posted by: Megan McStain at March 28, 2013 08:11 AM (z3Lez)

259 258 oops. She'll be sponsored by the insurance, medical and pharmaceutical industries.

Posted by: No Over the counter sales without a prescription at March 28, 2013 08:11 AM (MhA4j)

260 Moped riding time !!

Posted by: grease monkey at March 28, 2013 08:11 AM (VSWPU)

261

Vagisil will be her first and only sponsor.

 

Massengill and Val-U-Rite: the official cocktail of the Megs McCain Show.



Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 28, 2013 08:11 AM (zF6Iw)

262 Does this news make my butt look fat?

Posted by: Meggie at March 28, 2013 08:11 AM (VndSC)

263

You gotta fight,

 

For your right,

 

To have young'n news!

Posted by: Beastie Boys Outtakes at March 28, 2013 08:11 AM (BAS5M)

264

 >>the Serbians. They were the toughest foes the holly Warriors ever faced.

 

It's true!

Posted by: Holly Robinson Peete at March 28, 2013 08:12 AM (28wKd)

265 The sex has never been better. Thanks!

Posted by: ms. plinkett at March 28, 2013 08:12 AM (XYSwB)

266 269 I kind of imagine that it will be like the public access show Kelly Bundy had on an episode of "Married with Children"

Posted by: mallfly at March 28, 2013 12:10 PM (bJm7W)

 

Kelly Bundy was good to look at in skimpy clothes.  So it won't even be as entertaining as that.

Posted by: buzzion at March 28, 2013 08:12 AM (GULKT)

267 244 That's what genuine disability programs---and churches, charities, and families, more importantly---are for. A person who truly can never earn more than min wage is probably not capable of 100% independent living.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at March 28, 2013 08:12 AM (4CXoS)

268 265  Good one, Sven.  *chuckles while slinking off to do chores*

Posted by: no good deed at March 28, 2013 08:13 AM (mjR67)

269 Is Hektor still doing his muslim schtick?

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at March 28, 2013 08:13 AM (FsUAO)

Posted by: GWAR! at March 28, 2013 08:14 AM (28wKd)

271 281 Jenny Hates her Phone,

Nobody begrudges a safety net, we are judged as a people by how we treat our weakest as well as our strongest...but dear god in heaven when did it become cool to be weak"?

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 28, 2013 08:14 AM (LRFds)

272 282 No Good Deed,

sorry...bitter experience from my time in the dark History arts....

Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 28, 2013 08:14 AM (LRFds)

273 Does this news make my butt look fat? Posted by: Meggie

No, but the double cheeseburgers do.

Posted by: dogfish at March 28, 2013 08:15 AM (N2yhW)

274 News you can use: fat kids suck at dodgeball

Posted by: Jean at March 28, 2013 08:15 AM (Is+Nb)

275

>>>...but dear god in heaven when did it become cool to be weak"?

 

Ahem...

Posted by: Prezzy Barky at March 28, 2013 08:15 AM (VndSC)

276 Kelly Bundy was good to look at in skimpy clothes. So it won't even be as entertaining as that.

Posted by: buzzion at March 28, 2013 12:12 PM (GULKT)



Kelly Bundy was far more self aware and less self absorbed than McRINO's ignorant spawn.  She is really daddy's not at all little girl.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 28, 2013 08:15 AM (MyxlP)

277 276

Does my ass make my ass look fat?

Posted by: Megan McStain at March 28, 2013 08:16 AM (z3Lez)

278 Hundreds of posts and no "I'd still hit it?"

Well, I'd still hit it.

Posted by: The guy who says he'd hit it. at March 28, 2013 08:16 AM (JVEmw)

279

You know what's ironic, my friends? (and remember, irony is the ultimate in "hip")

It's that the oldest man in the Senate is also the Mavrickiest, edgiest one in the bunch.

You should all like me (I need the attention.). I ran against Bush, I turned over the congress to Dems in 06 because of my amnesty plan, and that totally uncool Rand dude yelled at my dog Barak for 13 hours just because he wanted to declare the US a warzone and kill US citizens with drones without a warrant and due process.

That's why I call him a "wako-bird"

So vote for me, and my daughter will thank you be giving you a special show. 

you be giving you a special show. 

Posted by: John McCain at March 28, 2013 08:17 AM (4sMhD)

280
This place devolves into Lord of the Flies with a shocking suddeness. I was just the fat kid, and with that, you dropped a rock on my head.

Posted by: Heralder





Meghan is shallow, fashion obsessed and vain.  So you go after her looks.

Attack your enemy's soft underbelly.  Well, in this case soft underbellies -- but the same idea.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 28, 2013 08:17 AM (kdS6q)

281 This thread is lost.... like MM

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 28, 2013 08:17 AM (n8LUb)

282 Hundreds of posts and no "I'd still hit it?"

Well, I'd still hit it.

Posted by: The guy who says he'd hit it

 

 

too late

Posted by: the stick at March 28, 2013 08:17 AM (VndSC)

283 In other news (from the sidebar)... a Man Is Rammed by a 1,500-lb Bison — and Survives!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 28, 2013 08:17 AM (9eDbm)

284 News you can use: fat kids suck at dodgeball

Posted by: Jean at March 28, 2013 12:15 PM (Is+Nb)

 

 

Not  if  you  use  them  as  cover. 

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at March 28, 2013 08:17 AM (rXcBX)

285

Kelly Bundy was far more self aware and less self absorbed than McRINO's ignorant spawn. She is really daddy's not at all little girl.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 28, 2013 12:15 PM (MyxlP)

 

And Al only called her "pumpkin"  she didn't look like one.

Posted by: buzzion at March 28, 2013 08:17 AM (GULKT)

286 We'd better get back. It'll be dark soon, and the news mostly comes at night. Mostly.

Posted by: Newt at March 28, 2013 08:18 AM (2jQGY)

287 When I was younger I used to go in the bathroom, lock the door and read the newspaper, or stare at the centerfold in Newsweek.

Posted by: Naughty Naughty Boy at March 28, 2013 08:19 AM (dSE0q)

288 Youngster1: Was that one of those embarrassing out takes? Youngster2: Nah. That's the show.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 28, 2013 08:19 AM (XYSwB)

289 Name of program should be, Real Time with Boobs on a Table.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 28, 2013 08:19 AM (9eDbm)

290 Meggie's show will be like Route 66, but with a much heavier vehicle and a much heavier star

Posted by: kbdabear at March 28, 2013 08:19 AM (mCvL4)

291 NEWS FLASH: Nobody watches this, so I'm not wearing any pants!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Ampersand Shogun at March 28, 2013 08:20 AM (fMiHM)

292 News you can use: fat kids suck at dodgeball Posted by: Jean at March 28, 2013 12:15 PM (Is+Nb) Not if you use them as cover. Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at March 28, 2013 12:17 PM (rXcBX) Now there is Coach material right there!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2013 08:20 AM (9Bj8R)

293 I despise thsoe peopel and one day we will settles cores with them. _____________________ To the CHORES people! Man your cores! Apples Away!

Posted by: tasker at March 28, 2013 08:20 AM (r2PLg)

294 292 Hundreds of posts and no "I'd still hit it?"

Well, I'd still hit it.

--------

Thanks you guys.

Did I leave my panties and tampons at your house last night?

*tee hee hee*

Posted by: Megan McStain at March 28, 2013 08:21 AM (z3Lez)

295

In other news (from the sidebar)... a Man Is Rammed by a 1,500-lb Bison — and Survives!

 

He said, "Back into me!". 

Posted by: Meggie Mac at March 28, 2013 08:21 AM (28wKd)

296 Fox news is rape.

Posted by: Fluke-o-List at March 28, 2013 08:21 AM (XYSwB)

297 I'd hit it, but only if she has a mute button.

Posted by: real joe at March 28, 2013 08:21 AM (vyjgh)

298 Meggie's show will be like Route 66, but with a much heavier vehicle and a much heavier star I gotta name for the show... Fat and Furious

Posted by: Milo Minderbender [/i] at March 28, 2013 08:21 AM (feFL6)

299 It this news show doesn't have the hosts walking around ironically carrying iPads,  then it's too  meh for me.

Posted by: Roy at March 28, 2013 08:21 AM (VndSC)

300 Yesterday, McCain and Schumer watched two women climb over the border fence

Why not, if McCain's daughter can get a TV show than anyone can!

Posted by: kbdabear at March 28, 2013 08:22 AM (mCvL4)

301 Her program's  theme  music should be from  Queen.  You know the one.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 28, 2013 08:22 AM (BAS5M)

302 Can you imagine any man willing to put up with her bullshit?

Posted by: Waldo Truth at March 28, 2013 08:22 AM (2HHOI)

303 I hope people will Skype in for interviews like they do for the RT network. That would be hip and young.

Posted by: taylork at March 28, 2013 08:22 AM (ppNDn)

304 Hey you guys, I'm not just an easy lay. You have to like, feed me and stuff too you know!

Fucking without food is like rape you guys.

Stop the hate. Feed the pig.

Posted by: Megan McStain at March 28, 2013 08:23 AM (z3Lez)

305 315 Her program's theme music should be from Queen. You know the one.

I make the rockin' world go round. BIG AND ROUND!

Posted by: Megan McStain at March 28, 2013 08:24 AM (z3Lez)

306 Waldo, I believe she comes with title to several breweries. That's one hell of a dowry.

Posted by: Jean at March 28, 2013 08:24 AM (Is+Nb)

307
Besides original programming, Pivot will also run old episodes of Friday Night Lights, Farscape and Little Mosque on the Prairie (a Canadian show that has never aired in the U.S.)




Ooooo. Farscape.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 28, 2013 08:24 AM (kdS6q)

308 Who will her first guest be? Hipster Mooch?

Posted by: Qualia at March 28, 2013 08:25 AM (XYSwB)

309 So, what is she tying to do? Didn't Charles Kuralt travel around in an RV? Seems rather done before. And are people suppose to come to her RV? I bet she has this lame idea that she is going to show us the "real America" by stopping at and stuffing her face at every taco stand between LA and Newark.

Posted by: Waldo Truth at March 28, 2013 08:25 AM (2HHOI)

310 Sorry for the OT but why should I believe anything the MSM writes about guns when a sentence like this survives editing: A loaded 12-gauge shotgun was found in the glove compartment of the Honda Civic Lanza drove to the school...

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 28, 2013 08:25 AM (8sCoq)

311 In other news (from the sidebar)... a Man Is Rammed by a 1,500-lb Bison — and Survives!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO

***

 

And he loved every second of it.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 28, 2013 08:26 AM (uhftQ)

312 OT I live in SC and so I see Lindsay Graham ads all the time all over webpages. I don't really like the guy and weeped a bit when Bruce Carroll said he wasn't going to run, but I still click on the Graham ads every time that I see them. I never give, but I make sure to do it to do what little I can to eliminate his war chest. Makes me think that I'm not the first person to do this, and that there are programs out there that less than reputable websites use to click on ads, driving up ad sales. I have a sneaking suspicion that there are small groups of people who do this, especially on the left. I'd love to see a concerted effort on our side to drive up the clicks without actually giving anything to the causes. By my math, if roughly a hundred people click a hundred times a day that'll be 10,000 clicks. Multiply that by the rate at which these things pay (which, if my reading is accurate, is about .69 per hundred clicks or something like that), we could make a small dent. I'm all about wasting the time of the other side. During the next election, I'd also like to organize something where we get a group of committed conservatives (people who won't be swayed by anything the left says) to go into campaign offices and eat the other side's time by asking constant questions so they can't do any actual reach out. Instead, they're wasting their time talking to people who won't vote for their guy/cause.

Posted by: David at March 28, 2013 08:26 AM (iqtXM)

313 So, when does this nightmare premiere?

Posted by: Waldo Truth at March 28, 2013 08:26 AM (2HHOI)

314 Sorry for the OT but why should I believe anything the MSM writes about guns when a sentence like this survives editing:


A loaded 12-gauge shotgun was found in the glove compartment of the Honda Civic Lanza drove to the school...
Posted by: Jones in CO at March 28, 2013 12:25 PM


3- 30 round mags

154 casings?

Posted by: The Generic, Award Winning Moron at March 28, 2013 08:26 AM (+I8Mq)

315 Can you imagine any man willing to put up with her bullshit? Posted by: Waldo Truth at March 28, 2013 12:22 PM (2HHOI)

Yes.

A Beta Male.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 28, 2013 08:26 AM (sbV1u)

316 I, for one, can't wait for her new show. It's going to rape so cool.

Posted by: Ashley Judd at March 28, 2013 08:26 AM (0Mr4u)

317 Sorry, I meant "be". It's going to be so cool.

Posted by: Ashley Judd at March 28, 2013 08:27 AM (0Mr4u)

318 319, I was just grabbing that video, http://tinyurl.com/b2wnn9n

Posted by: Jean at March 28, 2013 08:27 AM (Is+Nb)

319 what do you mean you don't wear google glasses.....jeezzzzzz

Posted by: phoenixgirl,commenter on a conservative award winning blog at March 28, 2013 08:27 AM (GVxQo)

320 Sorry for the OT but why should I believe anything the MSM writes about guns when a sentence like this survives editing:


A loaded 12-gauge shotgun was found in the glove compartment of the Honda Civic Lanza drove to the school...

Posted by: Jones in CO

***

 

I'm having one of those glove compartments installed in my car!

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 28, 2013 08:27 AM (uhftQ)

321 And the movie scripts are poring in for Meghan. She gets to read for parts in
 
Screwloose
Lord Of The Fries
Mutiny On The Bootie
Goodfellatios
An Officer And A Gentle Ass Wind
Pride And Produce

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 28, 2013 08:27 AM (ccXZP)

322 Young'n News?  Why, Ya got trouble my friend.  Yes, you got trouble.  Right Here in River City,  I  say.

Posted by: Prof. Harold Hill, Gold Medal Class of Ought-Five at March 28, 2013 08:27 AM (BAS5M)

323
At its Upfront presentation, network president Evan Shapiro defended the audience that pivot hopes to attract.

"They are known as spoiled and entitled, but I don't think that is true," he said.




"And now ---- herrrrrrre's Meghan!"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 28, 2013 08:28 AM (kdS6q)

324 >Can you imagine any man willing to put up with her bullshit? Posted by: Waldo Truth at March 28, 2013 12:22 PM (2HHOI) Probably the quintessential Hipster Douchebag, complete with ironic fedora and Chuck Taylor high-tops

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 28, 2013 08:28 AM (8sCoq)

325 Her program's theme music should be from Queen. Bohemian rhapsody? That's what the girls at the salon call my cooter curls when they're through stylin' em.

Posted by: Meghan McMac [/i] at March 28, 2013 08:28 AM (feFL6)

326

The Time Has Come to Let Young People Have News

 

Here's the news, youngsters - you're hosed! You'll be paying for us the rest of your lives! Bwahahaha!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 28, 2013 08:29 AM (IDSI7)

327 Oregon house votes to allow 16 year olds to register to vote. Says they might not have an opportunity to register for "several years" otherwise. It's not like they would cheat and vote by mail when they are 16. The stupid is strong in OR.

http://tinyurl.com/bnhyvx4

Posted by: notsothoreau at March 28, 2013 08:29 AM (5HBd1)

328 It's called the "pivot" network because I sit on it and rotate!

Posted by: meeeghan ( . Y . ) mccain at March 28, 2013 08:29 AM (VwC86)

329 The channel will feature acquired programming, like “Friday Night Lights” and “Little Mosque on the Prairie,” as well as other originals, like “Raising McCain” a talk show/reality hybrid hosted by Meghan McCain, and “Will,” a drama about a young William Shakespeare from the writer of “Moulin Roge.” Pivot will also be partnering with Univision on a documentary series in 2014. So, it will be a news/reality show? My lord, do we have to be subject to her gibberish ramblings on everything about her hairs, clothes, makeup, too?

Posted by: Waldo Truth at March 28, 2013 08:30 AM (2HHOI)

330 Can you imagine any man willing to put up with her bullshit? Posted by: Waldo Truth at March 28, 2013 12:22 PM (2HHOI) Her mother is loaded and owns a beer Distributorship

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2013 08:30 AM (9Bj8R)

331

but dear god in heaven when did it become cool to be weak"?

The bible, like, duh and/or hello.

 Jesus was totally like the weak shall inherit the earth, so we should give them everything. Its hip

Posted by: Meg "Mc" Cain at March 28, 2013 08:30 AM (4sMhD)

332
Remember the "compassionate cop" story that was so awesome.

He was scammed and we are all suckers.

http://tinyurl.com/cyx7cym

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 28, 2013 08:32 AM (IY7Ir)

333

My favorite leftist idiot bumper sticker is

*Who Would Jesus Bomb?*

They actually think that is clever or proof of hypocrisy.

 

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 28, 2013 08:32 AM (uhftQ)

334 Meggie Mac: the acorn doesn't fall far from the tree.

I am thinking that John McCain isn't that smart either. 

He graduated from Annapolis at the bottom of his class for a reason.

Posted by: Al at March 28, 2013 08:33 AM (V70Uh)

335 Her mother is loaded and owns a beer Distributorship Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2013 12:30 PM (9Bj8R) I could almost make allowances for.......no, fuck that.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at March 28, 2013 08:34 AM (ANZQW)

336

Meghan McCain wakes to find herself 30 and overweight (in England!) in a made for TV production in:

 

14 GOING ON 30 STONE

Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2013 08:34 AM (28wKd)

337 Her mother is loaded and owns a beer Distributorship This. Plus she's not even 4 beers hideous. You would expect there would be a line. Heiress to a beer distributorship. Yeah, I'd tap it.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at March 28, 2013 08:35 AM (QupBk)

338 I was gonna call it the Funyun New Network but they wouldn't let me

h8ers

Posted by: Meggy McCheese at March 28, 2013 08:35 AM (WCe8r)

339 so to speak.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at March 28, 2013 08:35 AM (QupBk)

340 Has anyone figured out what she was trying to say by  "young people can't have news"?

In high school I only took one year of Retard

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 28, 2013 08:35 AM (UCv7P)

341 344 Can you imagine any man willing to put up with her bullshit?
Posted by: Waldo Truth at March 28, 2013 12:22 PM (2HHOI)

Her mother is loaded and owns a beer Distributorship

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2013 12:30 PM (9Bj8R)


So , about a week?

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at March 28, 2013 08:36 AM (AWmfW)

342 Her mother is loaded and owns a beer Distributorship Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2013 12:30 PM (9Bj8R) heh. no doubt might make a (beer loving woman switch sides, as well

Posted by: Qualia at March 28, 2013 08:36 AM (XYSwB)

343 Does the fact that she is soooooo dumb mean she gets to have a handicapped license plate on her car?

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 28, 2013 08:36 AM (uhftQ)

344 Young'n News? Those stupid bastards are reading Young'n News! It's a stupefyer. Strongest thing you ever saw. Makes you feel wonderful. Makes you do four hours work in ten hours, that kind of nonsense. Especially manual labor. It makes you work like a sloth. The army tested it a few years ago. It made the men work alright... then it made them psychotic. It takes a while, ten maybe eleven months... and then it fries your brain.

Posted by: Dr. Lazarus on Outland at March 28, 2013 08:37 AM (BAS5M)

345 Her mother is loaded and owns a beer Distributorship Posted by: Nevergiveup a Which means it will always be HER money. I'm sure Mama has a trust that can't be raided. She already blew all the money left to her by her grandfather and had to move home at one time. Would you like to be the guy who has to ask Lady Chubs for their allowance?

Posted by: Waldo Truth at March 28, 2013 08:38 AM (2HHOI)

346 He was scammed and we are all suckers. Heard on the local news the guy in NJ -- father of five who won the MegaMillions jackpot -- got a greeting from the local sheriffs department, reminding him he's like 30 grand behind in child support. The actual number of arrearages (sp?) may be higher.

Posted by: Milo Minderbender [/i] at March 28, 2013 08:38 AM (feFL6)

347 I am thinking that John McCain isn't that smart either. He graduated from Annapolis at the bottom of his class for a reason. Posted by: Al at March 28, 2013 12:33 PM (V70Uh) McLame drifted through his naval career on his last name, period. And no, he's not really smart at all, obviously. In the early-mid 60's, ADM McCain was still a highly revered figure in the Naval Aviation community.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at March 28, 2013 08:39 AM (ANZQW)

348 In high school I only took one year of Retard


Haha!!!  Little did you know, it was only a semester long class.  You doubled up!

Posted by: EC at March 28, 2013 08:39 AM (GQ8sn)

349 Sorry for the OT but why should I believe anything the MSM writes about guns when a sentence like this survives editing:


A loaded 12-gauge shotgun was found in the glove compartment of the Honda Civic Lanza drove to the school...

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 28, 2013 12:25 PM (8sCoq)



Within the last 10 minutes, at another blog I wrote that when reporting on anything having to do with firearms, the MFM loses any pretense of having objective standards in adhering to reality.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 28, 2013 08:39 AM (MyxlP)

350 360, Justice is Served

Posted by: Jean at March 28, 2013 08:39 AM (QDOGk)

351 A girl like Meggie Mac turned Michael to the other side.

Posted by: Andrew Ridgely with news you can use at March 28, 2013 08:40 AM (dSE0q)

352 A loaded 12-gauge shotgun was found in the glove compartment of the Honda Civic Lanza drove to the school...

After I finished lol-ing at the cluelessnessness...so what? The gun in the glove compartment didn't kill anyone at the school.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at March 28, 2013 08:41 AM (/kI1Q)

353 A loaded 12-gauge shotgun was found in the glove compartment of the Honda Civic Lanza drove to the school...

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 28, 2013 12:25 PM (8sCoq)>>

Maybe it was an inflatable shotgun.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 28, 2013 08:44 AM (wrS2o)

354 Heiress to a beer distributorship. Yeah, I'd tap it.

Eeeew.  It's Budweiser.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at March 28, 2013 08:44 AM (/kI1Q)

355 Eeeew. It's Budweiser.>>

The best beer is free beer.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 28, 2013 08:45 AM (wrS2o)

356 Can you imagine any man willing to put up with her bullshit? Posted by: Waldo Truth at March 28, 2013 12:22 PM (2HHOI)

Yes.

A Beta Male.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 28, 2013 12:26 PM (sbV1u)



Speaking of which, has AllahPander made an ass of himself over this turdette recently?

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 28, 2013 08:46 AM (MyxlP)

357 A loaded 12-gauge shotgun was found in the glove compartment of the Honda Civic Lanza drove to the school...

Probably just a water pistol.

Posted by: dogfish at March 28, 2013 08:46 AM (N2yhW)

358 Sorry for the OT but why should I believe anything the MSM writes about guns when a sentence like this survives editing: A loaded 12-gauge shotgun was found in the glove compartment of the Honda Civic Lanza drove to the school... Posted by: Jones in CO at March 28, 2013 12:25 PM (8sCoq) Whose car was it, Hermione Grangers?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Tea. at March 28, 2013 08:46 AM (VtjlW)

359 367 Eeeew. It's Budweiser. In other news, AB*InBev has announced the new spokesperson for the forthcoming and eagerly anticipated "Bud Stout". She will also toss in the ceremonial hop pellet to the first batch during it's patented 4-hour aging process.

Posted by: [/i]akula51 at March 28, 2013 08:46 AM (Vgn84)

360 I think it would be easier to live with the pain and despair of a senate with no Judd if Meggie would run in her place.

Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at March 28, 2013 08:46 AM (epxV4)

361

A loaded 12-gauge shotgun was found in the glove compartment of the Honda Civic Lanza drove to the school...



Posted by: Jones in CO at March 28, 2013 12:25 PM (8sCoq)>>

 

 

Maybe it was an inflatable shotgun.

 

Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 28, 2013 12:44 PM (wrS2o)

 

 

Ron Popeil's Pocket Fisherman  Shotgun,  perhaps?

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 28, 2013 08:46 AM (BAS5M)

362 Two people who I'm sure are super excited about this are Joe Biden and MSNBC star Neblett BTW Fucking owwwww!! Open heart surgery sucks dirty ass

Posted by: Albie Damned at March 28, 2013 08:46 AM (D2wZD)

363 Big Jugs McCain is mortally the edgiest republican ever!

Posted by: mare at March 28, 2013 08:47 AM (A98Xu)

364 If she were as smart as she is fat, we'd have something here...

Posted by: MoeRon at March 28, 2013 08:47 AM (xrGeT)

365 Lanza's high capacity semiautomatic assault shotgun you mean?

Posted by: MSM at March 28, 2013 08:47 AM (sOtz/)

366 They are all beating off to gay marriage on MSNBC

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2013 08:47 AM (9Bj8R)

367 Here's a pic of Meggie and Cindy

Notice there's a forbidden large soft drink in her right hand, and she's within arms length of a table loaded with cookies

pic.twitter.com/IHLZO4vw6q

Posted by: kbdabear at March 28, 2013 08:48 AM (mCvL4)

368 News?  You lose.

Want a candy bar?

Posted by: John McCain speaking to his daughter at March 28, 2013 08:48 AM (R18D0)

369 Who Would Jesus Bomb?

In the early / mid 30s AD? Probably Misenum and Capri.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 28, 2013 08:49 AM (QTHTd)

370 MegaMac is an insult to thinking young people. They should call her show "Duuuuuh; news for retards"

Posted by: maddogg at March 28, 2013 08:49 AM (OlN4e)

371 Tiberius's boytoys hardest hit

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 28, 2013 08:49 AM (QTHTd)

372 368 Eeeew. It's Budweiser.>> The best beer is free beer. Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 28, 2013 12:45 PM (wrS2o) + bajillion.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at March 28, 2013 08:50 AM (ANZQW)

373 ot Sweet! Rubio And Inhofe Sign Letter Vowing To Block Start Of Senate Gun Control DebateÂ… ht weaselzippers giddyup

Posted by: Qualia at March 28, 2013 08:50 AM (XYSwB)

374 My first news story will be about how those Girl Scout cookie boxes are getting smaller and the price is still going up!

Posted by: Meghan McCain at March 28, 2013 08:51 AM (R18D0)

375 Beer snobbos.

Posted by: elevenwing Plover at March 28, 2013 08:51 AM (KXm42)

376 Newsflash!  McRib is back!

Posted by: Meghan McCain at March 28, 2013 08:52 AM (R18D0)

377 Chewing your food before swallowing, is it necessary?

Posted by: Meghan "Moo" McCain at March 28, 2013 08:53 AM (uhftQ)

378 Another story Meghan could cover is, who would win in a fight: Sara Lee or Little Debbie

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 28, 2013 08:53 AM (8sCoq)

379 I was just reading about the hunter boycott of Colorado, which will have a pretty nasty impact to some small towns, but the bigger issue is that four shows for The Outdoor Channel won't film there. So there's that and Magpul leaving as well. I hope that the citizens of CO who supported such measures appreciate that actions have actual dollar costs. For those that didn't and are also getting emfuckened? I hear Texas is nice.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Tea. at March 28, 2013 08:53 AM (VtjlW)

380 I am the Easter Bunny. Hop. Hop.

Posted by: Bigby's Bunny-Ear Fingers at March 28, 2013 08:53 AM (rBg3y)

381 Well, she's no Sue Ellen Mischke.

Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2013 08:54 AM (kfCWm)

382 BRB hiding eggs

Posted by: Bigby's Bunny-Ear Fingers at March 28, 2013 08:54 AM (rBg3y)

383 Meghan McCain actually has an awesome life. She's paid to say dumb shit and she's on track to inherit a small fortune.

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 28, 2013 08:54 AM (8sCoq)

384 LOL

Posted by: Brian at March 28, 2013 08:55 AM (UnMRd)

385 **Scoops up field-mouse and bops it on the head!**

Posted by: Little Rabbit Foo Foo at March 28, 2013 08:55 AM (kfCWm)

386 Newsflash!  If you pay in advance at an All-You-Can-Eat buffet,  they can not kick you out!

Posted by: Meghan McCain at March 28, 2013 08:55 AM (R18D0)

387 "Today, still wanted by the mainstream media, she survives as an heiress of fortune. If you have a story, if no one else cares, and if you can feed her, maybe you can hire the Meg Team."

Posted by: kbdabear at March 28, 2013 08:56 AM (mCvL4)

388 I hope that the citizens of CO who supported such measures appreciate that actions have actual dollar costs.

Those citizens live around me in the Front Range. The affected areas are North Park and various other pocket wildernesses west of here, which did not vote for this shit.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 28, 2013 08:57 AM (QTHTd)

389

Oh the "Hip" youngsters need the news?

O.K...

 

You own Obama's 2nd term.....youngsters......OH, and yer paying for your Grampee and Mampee's  life cycles until YOU BLEED OUT......

 

Which based on YOUR projected earning potential means a very short life...

 

best if you just go on a forever "Spring Break" and then walk into whatever ocean your beach party is winding down on and.....hope for a lightning slash from a GREAT WHITE.....there, you wanted news,  "I gots ya news.....right here!"

Posted by: Capt. Dick of the Night Watch at March 28, 2013 08:57 AM (DX4O3)

390 Did anyone see the story on Lanza's murder spreadsheet? While we as a society grope blindly for clues to and solutions for violence, do not overlook years long projects which score various mass murders in gruesome yet scholarly detail as if they were FPS video gamers instead of serial murderers. A red flag factory that.

Posted by: Beagle at March 28, 2013 08:57 AM (sOtz/)

391 Newsflash!  If you flush 3 or 4 times while you're dropping a grinder in the bowl,  it will almost never clog.

Posted by: Meghan McCain at March 28, 2013 08:58 AM (R18D0)

392 So who wants to bet MegaMac sends Ace a "Shame on you" email followed by Ace's mea culpa?

Posted by: maddogg at March 28, 2013 08:59 AM (OlN4e)

393 Did anyone see the story on Lanza's murder spreadsheet?

BAN SPREADSHEETS.

Posted by: HeatherRadish, copy-pasting into Excel at March 28, 2013 08:59 AM (/kI1Q)

394 She seems like a nice gal.

Posted by: Qualia at March 28, 2013 09:02 AM (XYSwB)

395

Meghan turns 30 next year. At what point do we confiscate her "young people" card?         Like any young person will tell you she''s like 30 now .She so old that she hyping a cable channel . No one under 30 watches cable .We watch shows on our electronics.  Who is she  and why is she famous.Is she a poorer supersize version of that other dinasour Paris Hilton.  I guess my aunts right  it's not what you know that makes you famous but who you know and do that make you famous'

           Snarky The  Beergut is actually an ancient hippie that thinks pretending to be young gives him carebear points and some how gives him cred.Like claiming to be a vet ,When you've always have been wat too fat to be one.

Posted by: gordz at March 28, 2013 09:06 AM (Dxav0)

396 OT: could property that breaks off in a landslide like in the Seattle area be referred to as "assault property"?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 28, 2013 09:11 AM (9eDbm)

397 Come on, Cohaagen! You got what you want. Give deeze people news!

Posted by: Douglas Quaid at March 28, 2013 09:24 AM (RDOP8)

398

Hey little young'n.......you want news?

I got a baseball bat with your front page ready to IMPRESS!!!!

(chuckle....) do you even have a faint wiff of the pain comin your way?

If not then you must be doing the right portion of benzos and oxy.....

thats only gonna last so long.....then will come the toll......

 

 

then will come the toll........

Posted by: Capt. Dick of the Night Watch at March 28, 2013 09:56 AM (DX4O3)

399 A deaf mute nympho who's dad owns a liquor store.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at March 28, 2013 10:15 AM (evdj2)

400 Maggie Mac is officially joining the MFM? Terrific! Delenda est!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s] at March 28, 2013 11:06 AM (bxiXv)

401 Very funny stuff. So enjoyable.

Posted by: and irresolute at March 28, 2013 11:32 AM (DBH1h)

402 "And now, for my next stunt, I'm going to sew on a dick and whine about...having to go through having a dick sewn on. Kinda thing."

Posted by: General Zod at March 28, 2013 12:14 PM (2+bRt)

403 That's a new translation, isn't it? Sort of lie, the one that says, "Cleanliness is next to Godliness. Doesn't exist.

Posted by: Bill54 at March 28, 2013 01:12 PM (vVSvq)

404 Standing at the country’s Southern border, McCain tweeted: Just witnessed a woman successfully climb an 18-ft bollard fence a few yards from us in #Nogales twitter.com/SenJohnMcCain/… — John McCain (@SenJohnMcCain) March 27, 2013 Shortly thereafter, he posted an update: Border Patrol successfully apprehended her, but incident is another reminder that threats to our border security are real — John McCain (@SenJohnMcCain) March 27, 2013

Posted by: Obama releases prisoners to save money at March 28, 2013 02:11 PM (MhA4j)

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