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November 27, 2013

The White House and Iran Can't Agree on What It Is They Agreed On
— Gabriel Malor

So it turns out there's a reason why the statements about the Iran deal from the White House are so wildly different from the other involved governments'. It's not just normal White House lying to the American public, but extraordinary lying to foreign governments too.

The aftermath of the deal struck early Sunday in Geneva has been marked by confusion. According to Iranian media, the country's Foreign Ministry is now claiming that the White House put out an invalid fact sheet about the agreement.
A ministry spokeswoman called it a "one-sided interpretation of the agreed text," and said parts of it "contradict" the actual plan, according to Fars News Agency.
The Foreign Ministry did not specify what language might have clashed with their interpretation of the agreement, but called the White House statement a "modified version of the deal" -- and released their own version of the plan.
That document, among other distinctions, recognizes Iran's "right to nuclear energy for peaceful purposes," something the White House statement does not mention.

The State Department's response to this was to say that this was just an outline of an agreement, with the details to be worked out later. When asked how long before an actual agreement will be reached that actually is meant to be final and binding, State Department spox Jen Psaki said (surprise!), "I don't have a specific timeline for you."

So let's step back a second. If there was no deal and no idea when a deal would be reached, why would Obama make a special Saturday night address to announce a non-deal "breakthrough" with Iran? You know why.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at 07:35 AM | Comments (400)
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1 You have to pass it to find out what's in it?

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my Hate cannot be found) at November 27, 2013 07:36 AM (u1jJP)

2 the details of the agreement are seared, seared into my botox-riddled mind

Posted by: John Kerry at November 27, 2013 07:37 AM (Pr6hk)

3 Great headline, Gabe. ;^) Thx.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 27, 2013 07:37 AM (23Kgq)

4 Hapless
Clueless
Incompetent
And?
Dishonest
Heck of a Job, Barky....

Posted by: backhoe at November 27, 2013 07:38 AM (ULH4o)

5 The White House and Iran Can't Agree on What It Is They Agreed On...in public

Posted by: Benjamin Netanyahu at November 27, 2013 07:38 AM (Ua6T/)

6 Judging by how State treats its own people, the Iranians are wisely skeptical

Posted by: Ambassador Stevens at November 27, 2013 07:39 AM (Pr6hk)

Leno had it right:

If you like your enriched uranium, you can keep your enriched uranium.

Posted by: rabidsquirrel at November 27, 2013 07:39 AM (NkJ0Q)

8 President Fredo....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 27, 2013 07:39 AM (wtvvX)

9 How do you say stuttering clusterfuck on Farsi?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 27, 2013 07:39 AM (olDqf)

10 At least the papers that I waved waved in the air actually had words on them.

Posted by: Neville Chamberlain at November 27, 2013 07:40 AM (k4bdL)

11 Obama lied? The DEUCE you say!!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at November 27, 2013 07:40 AM (F3G1y)

We'll just make an agreement and fill in the blanks later. Sheesh, how'd that work out for obamacare.

F'kn idiots all.

Posted by: Infidel at November 27, 2013 07:40 AM (O/fK8)

13 When we get this centrifuge up to 88 cycles per second you're going to see some serious shit!

Posted by: Iran nuke tech at November 27, 2013 07:41 AM (Ua6T/)

So do the sanctions remain in place if we disagree about why we're lifting the sanctions?

Ha, I know: stupid question am I right? Of course they don't!

Posted by: Austin in TX at November 27, 2013 07:41 AM (3cp3C)

15 Shocked, shocked etc

Posted by: your winnings, sir at November 27, 2013 07:41 AM (QupBk)

16
So, it's a deal, except that the details haven't been agreed on. OK.

And I have a contract to buy a car, except that the make, model, year, and price haven't been agreed on yet. But I have a deal! Trust me!

Posted by: Brown Line at November 27, 2013 07:41 AM (VrNoa)

17 11 Obama lied?

The DEUCE you say!!! Posted by: Sean Bannion

Yeah, even a very few in the "watchdog press" seem to be catching on....

Posted by: backhoe at November 27, 2013 07:42 AM (ULH4o)

18 We'll just make an agreement and fill in the blanks later. We just used the Standard Form 69 then crossed out "pizza" in Block F and inserted "uranium"

Posted by: John Effin' Kerry[/i][/s][/u][/b] at November 27, 2013 07:42 AM (F3G1y)

19
9 How do you say stuttering clusterfuck on Farsi?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 27, 2013 11:39 AM (olDqf)

lip-licking, goat non-humper?

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at November 27, 2013 07:42 AM (Pr6hk)

20 I'm sure the White House has dispatched the sub fleet to recover Osama's body so they can kill him again.

Posted by: --- at November 27, 2013 07:42 AM (MMC8r)

21 Wait. What?

Posted by: your betters in the Media at November 27, 2013 07:42 AM (bAGA/)

22 This wasn't imy deal with Iran, it was the world's deal!

Posted by: Presnit Wuzn't Me at November 27, 2013 07:42 AM (W7ffl)

23 Funk this noise. It's a squirrel. Ain't nothing happening with Iran except them drilling our bitch prez deeper than Reggie Love and carrying on with their nukes program.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at November 27, 2013 07:42 AM (Y92Nd)

24 Affirmative Action has consequences.

Posted by: garrett at November 27, 2013 07:43 AM (d1qqd)

25 In fairness, the MFM has been begging for something to spin. It would be the height of ingratitude for Lord Shanks to not give them something.

Posted by: toby928© insists on talking about robots at November 27, 2013 07:43 AM (QupBk)

26 John Kerry? Never heard of him

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at November 27, 2013 07:43 AM (Pr6hk)

27 And the thing is that now the Iranians, past masters of negotiation, know just how desperate Barry is for an agreement. They will up their demands even more, and the deal will just get worse and worse, but Barry simply can't have another CF on his hands at this point, so he'll take it. His entire administration has degenerated into opera bouffe.

Posted by: pep at November 27, 2013 07:43 AM (6TB1Z)

28 An entire administration of people that don't know key dates, facts, or events. It's like grade school, minus the teacher.

Posted by: shillelagh at November 27, 2013 07:44 AM (hRzu2)

29 Maybe the deal just needs a little more cowbell?

Posted by: Ammo Dump at November 27, 2013 07:44 AM (GgPam)

30 When asked how long before an actual agreement will be reached that actually is meant to be final and binding, State Department spox Jen Psaki said "Right after we get that ObamaCare website up and running." There, fixed that for ya.

Posted by: Sluf at November 27, 2013 07:44 AM (M35rr)

It is really bad when I am more likely to believe the Iranian gov'ts version of this than our own.

Posted by: PMRich at November 27, 2013 07:44 AM (x/BtJ)

32 His entire administration has degenerated into opera bouffe. Not "degenerated." Always has been.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at November 27, 2013 07:44 AM (F3G1y)

33 You have to pass the treaty to find out what's in it.

Posted by: --- at November 27, 2013 07:44 AM (MMC8r)

34 When's the Obama meltdown? I wanna see the big public meltdown, where he shrieks about plots, conspiracies and racism holding him down, where he admits that he thinks the voters are insects, where his handlers are trying to physically pull him away from public view without being too obvious about it.

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at November 27, 2013 07:45 AM (rNCEP)

35 You know what? I'm glad the Iranians are wasting no time in stabbing Obama and Kerry in the back.
Serves 'em right. Also dispenses with all that MSM shock-face when this all (literally and/or figuratively) blows up in our faces down the road.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 27, 2013 07:45 AM (JRmiD)

36 A special Saturday night address?

Why? How desperate is this guy?

Posted by: dantesed at November 27, 2013 07:45 AM (qGM8J)

37 28 An entire administration of people that don't know key dates, facts, or events. It's like grade school, minus the teacher.
Posted by: shillelagh

Yes, but they've got paste-eating COVERED!

Posted by: pep at November 27, 2013 07:45 AM (6TB1Z)

38 I'm holding out the faintest hope this means the deal will fall through.

Posted by: shillelagh at November 27, 2013 07:45 AM (hRzu2)

39 Lying liars what lie. The entire administration is made up of liars and frauds. And this is what 52% of our betters voted for.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 27, 2013 07:46 AM (g1DWB)

40 Top. Humanoids.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ #NukeIowaCity at November 27, 2013 07:46 AM (ZKzrr)

41 When you trust the freakin' mullahs more than your own president something is horribly, horribly wrong.

Posted by: joncelli at November 27, 2013 07:46 AM (RD7QR)

42 God Damn it Gabe! Don't post a blind link to Healthcare.gov without telling people first! I didn't even want my I.P. being noted by that fucking website. I have no doubt that the tracking I.P. part of the goddamned mess is working correctly. Not funny at all.

Posted by: D-Lamp at November 27, 2013 07:46 AM (bb5+k)

43 The Iranians must have been so dazzled by the creases that the can't believed they settled to such an unfavorable agreement

Posted by: David Brooks at November 27, 2013 07:46 AM (Pr6hk)

44
MFM: Only those Reich Wingers at Faux News would dare question Prezzy Wonderful's deal with Iran. That is if there is deal which possibly there may or may not be but if there is one it's great. Unless Prezzy tells us that it could be improved then we'll say that too.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 27, 2013 07:46 AM (1Jaio)

45 Ahh. Jen Psaki. A top OFA political operative now at State, doing what Carney does from another podium. Which has the better snark when answering the questions from Fox? You be the judge.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at November 27, 2013 07:47 AM (tmFlQ)

46 A special Saturday night address?

Kanye must have really hurt his feewings.
http://is.gd/xkNkpG

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ #NukeIowaCity at November 27, 2013 07:47 AM (ZKzrr)

47 Shorter Iranians: Yeah, your emperor is naked. And not very smart.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 27, 2013 07:47 AM (JRmiD)

48 John Kerry - Secretariat of State

Posted by: --- at November 27, 2013 07:47 AM (MMC8r)

49 Release all the squirrels!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 27, 2013 07:47 AM (knoK7)

50 Who you gonna believe, me or the Mullahs?

Posted by: King Barky the Liar at November 27, 2013 07:47 AM (WGm5T)

51 Historic!

Posted by: garrett at November 27, 2013 07:48 AM (d1qqd)

52 27-very good and astute point. Just let the Iranians write the agreement as long as it's a "win". As to credibility, I am afraid I have to go with the mullahs. They have a more honest track record, despite their evil, than Obama. When they want to say that they will destroy Israel, by god they say it.

Posted by: ejo at November 27, 2013 07:48 AM (GXvSO)

53 This calls for haiku:

Incompetent fool
Who wrecked the nation's health care
Kow-tows to Iran.

It has come to this:
Now we trust a mullah more
Than our president.

Posted by: Brown Line at November 27, 2013 07:48 AM (VrNoa)

54 34 When's the Obama meltdown? I wanna see the big public meltdown, where he shrieks about plots,conspiracies and racism holding him down, where he admits that he thinks the voters are insects, where his handlers are trying to physically pull him away from public view without being too obvious about it.

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at November 27, 2013 11:45 AM (rNCEP)

That would be a great sight. I think that is why the campaigning at big dollar lib parties is all about. He desperately craves the adulation and without it he would crumble. He needs a date with Reggie to clear his mind (and colon).

Posted by: Ammo Dump at November 27, 2013 07:48 AM (GgPam)

55 We should have beat the dog shit out of Iran back in 1979. At least a million people who are now dead would have been saved had we done so, and for cause. Many millions more may well be saved in the future had we done so.

Posted by: D-Lamp at November 27, 2013 07:48 AM (bb5+k)

56 Obama, in his bunker, with a cyanide capsule.

Posted by: Fritz at November 27, 2013 07:48 AM (UzPAd)

57 Has the eight billion been unfrozen or is that on hold? Anyone know?

Posted by: polynikes at November 27, 2013 07:49 AM (m2CN7)

58 I'm reading Isaacson's "Steve Jobs" currently, and it occurs to me that TFG *thinks* he has a Jobsian reality distortion field, whereby he can bend people to his will and it works out in the end. (His comparison of Healthcare.gov to the iPhone being the obvious example.) The problem is, he's a no-talent hack, with neither creativity nor business acumen, whose products and surrounding staffers suck balls, and only about half the people are stupid/naive enough to believe his bullshit and fall for his alleged charisma.

Posted by: jakeman at November 27, 2013 07:49 AM (ZCe+/)

59 When's the Obama meltdown? I wanna see the big public meltdown, where he shrieks about plots,conspiracies and racism holding him down, where he admits that he thinks the voters are insects, where his handlers are trying to physically pull him away from public view without being too obvious about it. Posted by: Wm T Sherman

I no longer expect this. I think Barry will just withdraw from the duties of the office. He bitterly resents the fact that we don't appreciate his awesomeness and that wreckers keep destroying his magnificent plans. Even more than that, though, he really just doesn't know what else to do and can't admit to himself that he's just completely unfit for the job and that his worldview is an adolescent pipedream. I predict we'll have a caretaker president for the next 3 years, possibly run by ValJar and Joe Biden. It should work out well.

Posted by: pep at November 27, 2013 07:49 AM (6TB1Z)

60 HOW could they so disrespect Dear Leader

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at November 27, 2013 07:49 AM (Pr6hk)

61 27 And the thing is that now the Iranians, past masters of negotiation, know just how desperate Barry is for an agreement. They will up their demands even more, and the deal will just get worse and worse, but Barry simply can't have another CF on his hands at this point, so he'll take it. His entire administration has degenerated into opera bouffe. --- I have altered our deal! You must now wear this clown suit and ride on this unicycle! Pray I don't alter it further!

Posted by: Darth Mullah at November 27, 2013 07:49 AM (/Crba)

62 Obama, in his bunker, with a cyanide capsule. Steiner will save us.

Posted by: --- at November 27, 2013 07:49 AM (MMC8r)

63 We'll just make an agreement and fill in the blanks later.

We just used the Standard Form 69 then crossed out "pizza" in Block F and inserted "uranium"
Posted by: John Effin' Kerry

spit take worthy

Posted by: Bruce at November 27, 2013 07:50 AM (QKSvS)

64 SsssssmartPowerrrr!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 27, 2013 07:50 AM (pljD+)

65 57 Has the eight billion been unfrozen or is that on hold? Anyone know? Posted by: polynikes at November 27, 2013 11:49 AM (m2CN7) I've read that 8 billion in Iranian assets have been released. Utter fucking shit head we have in charge.

Posted by: D-Lamp at November 27, 2013 07:50 AM (bb5+k)

66 When's the Obama meltdown? I wanna see the big public meltdown, where he shrieks about plots,conspiracies and racism holding him down, where he admits that he thinks the voters are insects, where his handlers are trying to physically pull him away from public view without being too obvious about it. I'm waiting for his proof, with mathematical precision, that another key existed to the wardroom freezer.

Posted by: toby928© insists on talking about robots at November 27, 2013 07:51 AM (QupBk)

67 When's the Obama meltdown? I wanna see the big public meltdown, where he shrieks about plots,conspiracies and racism holding him down, where he admits that he thinks the voters are insects, where his handlers are trying to physically pull him away from public view without being too obvious about it. Half of the country would still agree with him.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 27, 2013 07:51 AM (oFCZn)

More Soetoro failure. It tastes good.

Posted by: Bill in Chappaqua at November 27, 2013 07:51 AM (/1ATA)

69 This Thanksgiving I'm thankful that WWIII hasn't started yet.

Posted by: WalrusRex at November 27, 2013 07:51 AM (Hx5uv)

70 Leftist spin: "Maybe if Obaaama had illegally sold arms to Iran, the Right would call him a hero."

Mostly parroted by those who aren't old enough to even remember Iran-Contra.

And stupid/silly enough to lie and pretend the world hasn't changed a bit since then.

Posted by: RoyalOil at November 27, 2013 07:51 AM (VjL9S)

71 Iran says Obama agreed to wear a Kick Me sign on his back for six months; Obama said he only agreed to three.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 27, 2013 07:51 AM (pljD+)

72 57 Has the eight billion been unfrozen or is that on hold? Anyone know?

Posted by: polynikes at November 27, 2013 11:49 AM (m2CN7)

----------------------------

I released $4 billion yesterday.

Posted by: King Barky the Liar at November 27, 2013 07:52 AM (WGm5T)

73 Obama lied? The DEUCE you say!!! Posted by: Sean Bannion A visual representation of my response: http://youtu.be/kvL3jL2ppa0

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at November 27, 2013 07:52 AM (VtjlW)

74 "Maybe if Obaaama had illegally sold arms to Iran, the Right would call him a hero." Effectively, he did.

Posted by: --- at November 27, 2013 07:52 AM (MMC8r)

75 oops. i guess we released the funds prematurely under a subeffective understanding

Posted by: John Kerry at November 27, 2013 07:52 AM (Pr6hk)

76 A ministry spokeswoman called it a "one-sided interpretation of the agreed text," and said parts of it "contradict" the actual plan, according to Fars News Agency.

Odds idiot mouthbreathing lefties (BIRM) dismiss this report as "racist teabaggery" because they misread "Fars News" as "Fox News?" I've got to believe it's at least 50/50.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at November 27, 2013 07:53 AM (4df7R)

77 We still get the infidel bullion though, right?
https://twitter.com/mkpnt/status/404754798987456512

Posted by: iran at November 27, 2013 07:53 AM (ZyZIo)

78 The usual suspects (libtards, media scum, democruds) were ready to impeach Reagan because he offered to trade some obsolete Hawk missiles for Americans being held hostage by Iranian puppets in Lebanon. Fast forward: These same clowns (libtards, media scum, democruds) are now ready to give Obama another peace prize for handing the very same Iran a free pass to nuclear weapons. Have I got this right?

Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at November 27, 2013 07:53 AM (O7OxF)

79 Hint: Rhymes with divot.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 56% more DOOM! at November 27, 2013 07:53 AM (09o/X)

80 *looking around* *sees nothing but crumbs and spilled whisky* *figures out nood*

Posted by: Bob at NSA at November 27, 2013 07:54 AM (aDwsi)

81 How do you say stuttering clusterfuck on Farsi?

"Valerie Jarrett".

Posted by: Ian S. at November 27, 2013 07:54 AM (B/VB5)

82 59 When's the Obama meltdown? I wanna see the big
public meltdown, where he shrieks about plots,conspiracies and racism
holding him down, where he admits that he thinks the voters are insects,
where his handlers are trying to physically pull him away from public
view without being too obvious about it.

Posted by: Wm T Sherman

I no longer expect this. I think Barry will just withdraw from the duties of the office. He bitterly resents the fact that we don't appreciate his awesomeness and that wreckers keep destroying his magnificent plans. Even more than that, though, he really just doesn't know what else to do and can't admit to himself that he's just completely unfit for the job and that his worldview is an adolescent pipedream. I predict we'll have a caretaker president for the next 3 years, possibly run by ValJar and Joe Biden. It should work out well.
Posted by: pep

I can see it going either way. And either way Barky is dumb as a fence post. Always has been.

Posted by: backhoe at November 27, 2013 07:55 AM (ULH4o)

83 It's not that I trust the mullahs more; it's that I BELIEVE the mullahs more.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 27, 2013 07:55 AM (olDqf)

84 Farsi phrase: "Barack Obama"

English translation: "That clueless cockholster at whom we laugh when his back is turned, because ALLAH what a maroon that guy is."

(I might have interpolated that translation a bit.)

Posted by: joncelli at November 27, 2013 07:55 AM (RD7QR)

85 Pep, #59: "He bitterly resents the fact that we don't appreciate his awesomeness and that wreckers keep destroying his magnificent plans." You'd think they'd be thanking me!

Posted by: The President at November 27, 2013 07:55 AM (ZF+sK)

86 >>Obama, in his bunker, with a cyanide capsule.

Nah, he's too vindictive - better to punish Americans who have failed to appreciate his brilliance and accomplishments. I suspect things will get real ugly before we make it to 2016.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 27, 2013 07:56 AM (JRmiD)

87 If they have no confirmed agreement, why in the frack would you release 8 billion dollars to a country that funds Hezbollah and wants to purchase tech from North Korea. So much for those two evil fucks to collapse on their own anytime soon. They just got a huge influx of capital.

Posted by: polynikes at November 27, 2013 07:56 AM (m2CN7)

88 Jeesh, he's just a Constitutional Law Professor* for crying out loud. You can't expect him to be a Contracts Law Professor and a Foreign Law and Treaty Professor too!!

Silly wingnuts--he's tryin' as hard a he can.

*Professorin' may be subject to periods of suboptimal performance, potentially prolonged and persistent.

Posted by: RoyalOil at November 27, 2013 07:56 AM (VjL9S)

89 now nothing in this agreement affects my Obamaphone minutes?

Posted by: LIV at November 27, 2013 07:56 AM (Pr6hk)

90 Obama's entire presidency is choking on a moose.

Posted by: --- at November 27, 2013 07:56 AM (MMC8r)

91 Obummer: We have peace love and happiness forever! We have an agreement about an agreement to have a possible schedule of enforcement of nu-clear power so then Iran & the Middle East can live happily ever after!! (Except for Israel of course.)

Iran: You keep on thinking that, chump. (We do agree about Israel though.)

Posted by: exdem13 at November 27, 2013 07:56 AM (lJaja)

92 The State Department's response to this was to say that this was just an outline of an agreement, with the details to be worked out later.

Hey, it's just like Barkycare! "The Secretary shall determine ..."

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 27, 2013 07:57 AM (yobtO)

93 They will finalize a deal in 444 days.

Posted by: Roy at November 27, 2013 07:57 AM (VndSC)

Leftist spin: "Maybe if Obaaama had illegally sold arms to Iran, the Right would call him a hero."

He illegally smuggled weapons to Mexico which ended up killing US citizens. You're cool with that, right brah?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 27, 2013 07:57 AM (zF6Iw)

95 It's not just normal White House lying to the American public, but extraordinary lying to foreign governments too.

I mean, it's like the fuckhead in the White House and all his little minions think that they can say something utterly untrue and the rest of the world is going to suck Obammy's gibblets like the American MFM always do. Like they can pull the bullshit that gubmints pull in the Mid-east and in hispanic countries where they'll say one thing in English, then another thing in the native tongue, and not expect anyone in the States to notice the difference.

You'd think he'd have learned his lesson with the whole Syria debacle.

Oh who am I kidding. He'll never learn a damned thing.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at November 27, 2013 07:57 AM (4df7R)

96 I'm more worried that Barry will decide his problems are all the fault of the inferior intellect of his minions. If he were to suddenly take the reins in hand and start actual running the government the results will make the hoped-for visit of SMOD look like a picnic.

Posted by: toby928© insists on talking about robots at November 27, 2013 07:58 AM (QupBk)

97 >>>The White House and Iran Can't Agree on What It Is They Agreed On<<<

This is a common failing of any negotiations with John Kerry.

Posted by: Fritz at November 27, 2013 07:58 AM (UzPAd)

98 No way a team that includes Psaki, Rice, Kerry, and TFG hisself would be involved in lying.

That's unpossible. But if, and that's a big if, they need to shore their truthiness up a bit, they should add in a couple of Clintons and toss in a Reid or a Pelosi.

Sob. Did anyone post a recipe for cyanide on the food thread?

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 27, 2013 07:58 AM (wNF3N)

99 If you knew Moose, you would want to choke on him too

Posted by: Bwarney Fwank at November 27, 2013 07:58 AM (Pr6hk)

100 Does this so called agreement mean that General Electric no longer has to deny that it's selling the Iranians reactor and centrifuge parts? Can they now just do it out in the open without having to work through cut outs? Will it help their stock price?

Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at November 27, 2013 07:58 AM (O7OxF)

101 96 I'm more worried that Barry will decide his problems are all the fault of the inferior intellect of his minions. If he were to suddenly take the reins in hand and start actual running the government the results will make the hoped-for visit of SMOD look like a picnic. Posted by: toby928Â© insists on talking about robots at November 27, 2013 11:58 AM (QupBk) The aftermath would look like the time Peter Griffin fought the chicken.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 27, 2013 07:59 AM (oFCZn)

102 You'd think he'd have learned his lesson with the whole Syria debacle.

The Left is now declaring that Benghazi was a big victory for Obama, because there was something not accurate in the 60 Minutes story so it debunks everything anyone's said about it.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 27, 2013 07:59 AM (B/VB5)

103 Between coding the fix for the healthcare.gov, hammering out the actual terms of the Iran agreement, pardoning the Thanksgiving turkey, the Obaaama may only have room for 3 rounds of golf this weekend.

Posted by: RoyalOil at November 27, 2013 07:59 AM (VjL9S)

104 Trust me I can handle this negotiation, just like I did with the Viet Cong in Paris in 1971.

Posted by: John Kerry at November 27, 2013 07:59 AM (l3RZ9)

105 To build on a point some of you have made: I really couldn't stand Bill Clinton when he was president. His dishonesty, his slander of his opponents, and above all the let-the-good-times-roll attitude while al Qaeda was gathering steam. But when Saddam Hussein's government spat some especially vile slander about him my gut reaction was, Don't talk that way about my president, motherfucker! Now the mullahs accuse my president and his Secretary of State of lying and I think, Yeah, wouldn't surprise me.

Posted by: JPS at November 27, 2013 08:00 AM (ZF+sK)

106 None of this is remarkable if you realize that the entire Obama foreign policy has been about strengthening radical Islamists (Egypt, Libya, Syria, and now Iran).

Posted by: --- at November 27, 2013 08:00 AM (MMC8r)

107 your almost there Barry. America is almost over

Posted by: Bill Ayers at November 27, 2013 08:00 AM (Pr6hk)

108 Moar Suboptimal Diplomacy from Mr. Peace Prize and Mr. International Test.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 27, 2013 08:00 AM (787tI)

109 To quote Sargent Major Choozoo;

What we have here is a dilemma.

Which liar to believe.

Posted by: Vic at November 27, 2013 08:01 AM (YowqD)

110 why in the frack would you release 8 billion dollars to a country that funds Hezbollah and wants to purchase tech from North Korea. Because we need it that's why. And, what's it to you?

Posted by: General Electric Board of Directors at November 27, 2013 08:01 AM (O7OxF)

111 It is really bad when I am more likely to believe the Iranian gov'ts version of this than our own.

Posted by: PMRich at November 27, 2013 11:44 AM (x/BtJ)

Kind of like how I immediately put more faith the Libyans' explanation of what happened in Benghazi than our own fuckhead Preezy's? And that faith proved to be well put? Yeah.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at November 27, 2013 08:01 AM (4df7R)

112 "Just an outline" of a deal? IOW, there is no deal that an honest person would consider valid. Four more days, though, until the 404Care website will be good as new! Woo-hoo!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at November 27, 2013 08:01 AM (NTlPs)

113 Totally OT but wow! Over at Puff-Ho/AOL: BERNIE SANDERS HINTING AT RUNNING in 2016!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 27, 2013 08:01 AM (olDqf)

114 Obama's entire presidency is choking on a moose.

Posted by: --- at November 27, 2013 11:56 AM (MMC8r)

*golf clap* Well done.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at November 27, 2013 08:02 AM (4df7R)

115 Tomorrow, John Kerry will be the turkey that is sacrificed

Posted by: Barack O'Stalin at November 27, 2013 08:02 AM (Pr6hk)

116 You look at this Misadministration and think: this reputation that Harvard and the Ivy League enjoy...all a scam perpetuated by the actors and journalists who went there?

Posted by: t-bird at November 27, 2013 08:02 AM (FcR7P)

117 97 >>>The White House and Iran Can't Agree on What It Is They Agreed On<<<

This is a common failing of any negotiations with John Kerry.

Posted by: Fritz at November 27, 2013 11:58 AM (UzPAd)

It really slows things down when you have to wait for him to clop once for yes and clop twice for no.

Posted by: joncelli at November 27, 2013 08:02 AM (RD7QR)

118 113 Totally OT but wow! Over at Puff-Ho/AOL: BERNIE SANDERS HINTING AT RUNNING in 2016! --- Is his slogan "Why go for socialism-lite when you can have the real thing?"

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 27, 2013 08:02 AM (/Crba)

119 Obama's entire presidency is choking on a moose.

I sense a new meme, and I'm getting in on the ground floor!

Posted by: EC at November 27, 2013 08:03 AM (GQ8sn)

120 When asked how long before an actual agreement will be reached that actually is meant to be final and binding, State Department spox Jen Psaki said #twoweeks

Posted by: Cold Count de Monet at November 27, 2013 08:03 AM (BAS5M)

121 Did someone say, "North Korea"?

Posted by: iran at November 27, 2013 08:03 AM (ZyZIo)

122 BERNIE SANDERS HINTING AT RUNNING in 2016! THIS MUST HAPPEN IF FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN OUR OWN SELFISH COMEDIC INTERESTS.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)-also drooling imbecile incapable of doing algebra or something at November 27, 2013 08:03 AM (659DL)

123 I can imagine EC saying, "Choke on a moose ya hoser!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 27, 2013 08:03 AM (787tI)

124 113 Totally OT but wow!

Over at Puff-Ho/AOL:

BERNIE SANDERS HINTING AT RUNNING in 2016!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 27, 2013 12:01 PM (olDqf)

Oooooh, if he runs as a socialist it'll peel off lefty money and volunteers from the DemonRats. Win-win!

Posted by: joncelli at November 27, 2013 08:04 AM (RD7QR)

125 The usual suspects (libtards, media scum, democruds) were ready to impeach Reagan because he offered to trade some obsolete Hawk missiles for Americans being held hostage by Iranian puppets in Lebanon.

Fast forward: These same clowns (libtards, media scum, democruds) are now ready to give Obama another peace prize for handing the very same Iran a free pass to nuclear weapons.

Have I got this right? Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner
===========
yes, and don't forget in this myth, the Republicans were gung-ho, all-hands-on-deck, "this is so awesome and the best thing ever" in support of Iran-Contra.

Like I said, not old enough to remember, too lazy/stupid/mendacious to actually read up on it.

Posted by: RoyalOil at November 27, 2013 08:04 AM (VjL9S)

126 I can imagine EC saying, "Choke on a moose ya hoser, eh!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 27, 2013 12:03 PM (787tI)

Fixed.

Posted by: EC at November 27, 2013 08:04 AM (GQ8sn)

127 BERNIE SANDERS HINTING AT RUNNING in 2016! *** swoon ***

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein in Brattleboro at November 27, 2013 08:04 AM (Ua6T/)

128

Greeeaaaaaaat!!!

Jimmah Cahtah allowed the Iranians to take 53 American hostages.

Preznit Smart Diplomacy has allowed the Iranians to take 350 million American hostages.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 27, 2013 08:04 AM (nELVU)

129 BERNIE SANDERS HINTING AT RUNNING in 2016! Sanders/Pancreatic Cancer 2016!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 27, 2013 08:05 AM (oFCZn)

130 BERNIE SANDERS HINTING AT RUNNING in 2016!

Another Operation Chaos presents itself.

Posted by: EC at November 27, 2013 08:05 AM (GQ8sn)

131 Obama thinks that he is the Steve Jobs of politics. He's more the Meg Whitman of politics.

Posted by: Big mike at November 27, 2013 08:05 AM (57hoq)

132 Four more days, though, until the 404Care website will be good as new!
-
That was just the outline of a promise.

Posted by: WalrusRex at November 27, 2013 08:05 AM (Hx5uv)

133 Soon the 12th Imam will appear.

Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at November 27, 2013 08:05 AM (Pr6hk)

134 BERNIE SANDERS HINTING AT RUNNING in 2016!

Not sure why he's waiting two more years, but can't wait to have him back on the team!

Posted by: Low-Information Lions Fan at November 27, 2013 08:06 AM (yobtO)

135 >>why in the frack would you release 8 billion dollars to a country that funds Hezbollah and wants to purchase tech from North Korea.

Why the frack would you negotiate the terms of with a country over their "right to nuclear energy for peaceful purposes" and stuff when they have stated repeatedly their desire to wipe our closest ally* in the region "off the map."

*Not sure we can still claim Israel as our closest ally given Obama's treatment of them, especially doing these negotiation w/out telling Netanyahu.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 27, 2013 08:06 AM (JRmiD)

136 I can imagine EC saying, "Choke on a moose ya hoser!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 27, 2013 12:03 PM (787tI)

He's gotta be holding a Molson in one hand and a hockey stick in the other to really complete the picture.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at November 27, 2013 08:06 AM (4df7R)

137 Oooooh, if he runs as a socialist it'll peel off lefty money and volunteers from the DemonRats. Win-win! Literally. Both Clinton and Sanders will get over 50% of the vote, with the MFM's choice for us only getting 38%. It will be mathematically epic.

Posted by: t-bird at November 27, 2013 08:06 AM (FcR7P)

138 You know what, I think Jarret the Ferret is the 12th Iman...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 27, 2013 08:06 AM (787tI)

139 That sound you hear? Yakkety sax. Oh, and air raid sirens.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)-also drooling imbecile incapable of doing algebra or something at November 27, 2013 08:06 AM (659DL)

140 Man! da Zero been doin' sissef uh hole lotta good lately.

Posted by: maddogg at November 27, 2013 08:06 AM (xWW96)

141 BERNIE SANDERS HINTING AT RUNNING in 2016!

This must happen for the comedy value.

He's more the Meg Whitman of politics.

That's an insult to Meg Whitman. Obama is the Mike Lazaridis of politics.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 27, 2013 08:07 AM (B/VB5)

142 Oooooh, if he runs as a socialist it'll peel off lefty money and volunteers from the DemonRats. Win-win! Or it lets Hillary run as the moderate.

Posted by: --- at November 27, 2013 08:07 AM (MMC8r)

143 133 Soon the 12th Imam will appear.

Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at November 27, 2013 12:05 PM (Pr6hk)

And say "This guy is running the only country that can stop us? BWAHAHAHAHA!" [Breathes] "BWAHAHAHAHA!"

Posted by: joncelli at November 27, 2013 08:07 AM (RD7QR)

144 I remember some years back during the halcyon days of Jimmy Carter, that there were some issues over discrepancies between the English and Spanish versions of the Panama Canal treaty. Is it difficult to believe that Team Smart Diplomacy, the same geniuses who couldn't translate a single English word ("reset") into Russian, would fuck something like this up? Farsi is a hell of a lot more complex than Spanish.

Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at November 27, 2013 08:07 AM (MSrqi)

145 queue the circus music!

Posted by: tangonine at November 27, 2013 08:07 AM (x3YFz)

146 EC and MWR, LOL. And a sweater that has the maple leaf on it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 27, 2013 08:07 AM (787tI)

147
** dusts off old black and white videos of "duck and cover".

Posted by: DHS at November 27, 2013 08:07 AM (nELVU)

148 Gabe, Thanks for the link to ocare without the warning (was expecting a poll link). On mobile so couldn't see then link to avoid it. Now my IP is on the system. Immaterial but the principle matters. Maybe I'm whining but, seriously, bad form for us avoiding ocare sites like the plague.

Posted by: Tonic Dog at November 27, 2013 08:08 AM (iBi3w)

149 128 Greeeaaaaaaat!!! Jimmah Cahtah allowed the Iranians to take 53 American hostages. Preznit Smart Diplomacy has allowed the Iranians to take 350 million American hostages. --- Welcome back...

Posted by: Arnold Horschach at November 27, 2013 08:08 AM (/Crba)

150 Criss Angel is the Obama of magic.

Posted by: toby928© beating memes to death since 2006 at November 27, 2013 08:08 AM (QupBk)

151 Does this affect the Kardashians in any way? I mean, they are Iranian, right? Kardashian sounds Iranian, anyway. Oh look, Justin Beiber's on TV....

Posted by: The LIVs at November 27, 2013 08:08 AM (7ObY1)

152 Is there any left on my chin?

Posted by: Neville Soetoro at November 27, 2013 08:08 AM (Pr6hk)

153 Is it difficult to believe that Team Smart Diplomacy, the same geniuses who couldn't translate a single English word ("reset") into Russian, would fuck something like this up? Farsi is a hell of a lot more complex than Spanish.

Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at November 27, 2013 12:07 PM (MSrqi)

Guess it's time to bring in Team Super Smart Diplomacy!1ONE11!

Posted by: tangonine at November 27, 2013 08:09 AM (x3YFz)

154 That's an insult to Meg Whitman. Obama is the Mike Lazaridis of politics. I'm going with the obvious answer is Kato Kaelin for $400 and a place to crash, Alex.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)-also drooling imbecile incapable of doing algebra or something at November 27, 2013 08:09 AM (659DL)

155 Exploding head du jour. Valerie Jarrette's piece at the Huff Po today. "A group of for-profit companies are currently suing to gain the right to deny employees access to coverage for birth control and contraceptive care..."

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 27, 2013 08:09 AM (aDwsi)

156 Tolerant leftism on display. Check Twitchy for two prime examples.

Sarah Palin get the hate for something she never said.

Kelly Osbourne gets the hate because she had the audacity to criticize Obama for blocking traffic to her home for hours as Zero was fundraising in her neighborhood.

Posted by: WalrusRex at November 27, 2013 08:09 AM (Hx5uv)

157 145 queue the circus music! Posted by: tangonine at November 27, 2013 12:07 PM (x3YFz) We got Joey Biden in a seersucker suit playing a calliope. Is that good enough?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 27, 2013 08:09 AM (oFCZn)

158 EC and MWR, LOL. And a sweater that has the maple leaf on it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 27, 2013 12:07 PM (787tI)

You are forgetting: a toque!

Posted by: EC at November 27, 2013 08:09 AM (GQ8sn)

159 I work for Dick Jones, #144: "Is it difficult to believe that Team Smart Diplomacy, the same geniuses who couldn't translate a single English word ("reset") into Russian, would fuck something like this up?" No, but when all your random mistakes, like those of climate scientists, work in your favor, it strains credulity a bit.

Posted by: JPS at November 27, 2013 08:10 AM (ZF+sK)

160 139 That sound you hear? Yakkety sax. Oh, and air raid sirens --- It's Christmas at Ground Zero There's music in the air The sleigh bells are ringin' and the carolers are singin' While the air raid sirens blare It's Christmas at Ground Zero The button has been pressed The radio just let us know That this is not a test Everywhere the atom bombs are droppin' It's the end of all humanity No more time for last minute shoppin' It's time to face your final destiny Well, it's Christmas at Ground Zero There's panic in the crowd We can dodge debris while we trim the tree Underneath a mushroom cloud

Posted by: Alfred Yankovic at November 27, 2013 08:10 AM (/Crba)

161 150 the Browns secondary is the Obama of football defenses

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 27, 2013 08:10 AM (JFrBt)

162 Tolerant leftism on display. Check Twitchy for two prime examples.

Sarah Palin get the hate for something she never said.

Kelly Osbourne gets the hate because she had the audacity to criticize Obama for blocking traffic to her home for hours as Zero was fundraising in her neighborhood.

Posted by: WalrusRex at November 27, 2013 12:09 PM (Hx5uv)

I love how they're all, "Kelly Osborne is a racist teabagging hobag who'd better be respecting my Black President!" Dumb shits. She's lefty as they come.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at November 27, 2013 08:10 AM (4df7R)

163 Don't they write this shit down then read and sign it? How can their not be a meeting of the minds?

Posted by: François Villon at November 27, 2013 08:10 AM (kkbgQ)

164 Does this affect the Kardashians in any way?

I mean, they are Iranian, right?

Kardashian sounds Iranian, anyway.

Oh look, Justin Beiber's on TV....

Posted by: The LIVs at November 27, 2013 12:08 PM (7ObY1)

Close.

Armenian.

Posted by: EC at November 27, 2013 08:10 AM (GQ8sn)

165 155 Exploding head du jour. Valerie Jarrette's piece at the Huff Po today.

"A group of for-profit companies are currently suing to gain the right to deny employees access to coverage for birth control and contraceptive care..."

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 27, 2013 12:09 PM (aDwsi)

So basically she's trolling the entire country now. Just great.

Posted by: joncelli at November 27, 2013 08:10 AM (RD7QR)

166 the Browns secondary is the Obama of football defenses

What happened with the Rams?!?!?

Posted by: EC at November 27, 2013 08:11 AM (GQ8sn)

167 Four more days, though, until the 404Care website will be good as new! By "good as new", I meant, the "festering and craptastic POS" that it was right out of the gateÂ…

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at November 27, 2013 08:11 AM (NTlPs)

168 We got Joey Biden in a seersucker suit playing a calliope. Is that good enough?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 27, 2013 12:09 PM (oFCZn)

Somehow I pictured accordion and the "never go full retard" character from Tropic Thunder.

Posted by: tangonine at November 27, 2013 08:11 AM (x3YFz)

169 Totally OT but wow!

Over at Puff-Ho/AOL:

BERNIE SANDERS HINTING AT RUNNING in 2016!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 27, 2013 12:01 PM (olDqf)

He wants to be the second socialist president?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 27, 2013 08:12 AM (1Jaio)

170 So basically she's trolling the entire country now. Just great. Posted by: joncelli -------------------------- Yeah..., and Huff Po only too happy to provide the space..., that's just how they roll.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 27, 2013 08:12 AM (aDwsi)

171 I'd like to thank Gabe for allowing Obama to claim an additional few hundred hits to his website.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 27, 2013 08:12 AM (fwARV)

172 Ace spotted at Twitchy insulting Joan Walsh

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 27, 2013 08:12 AM (oFCZn)

173 J.J. Sefton I don't have a Farsi/English phrase book. Will a Dari/English one suffice? And nothing about stuttering.

pechedan sad - Screw dog.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 27, 2013 08:12 AM (787tI)

174 "A group of for-profit companies are currently suing to gain the
right to deny employees access to coverage for birth control and
contraceptive care..."

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 27, 2013 12:09 PM (aDwsi)

Don't get me started on the Iranian Rat's claims that "a woman's healthcare decisions should be between her and her doctor RAGE RAGE RAGE HATE LOATHING HATE HATE HATE FUCKING HATE."

I may have added that last bit. My hatred-triggered Tourettes and all.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at November 27, 2013 08:12 AM (4df7R)

175 for-profit companies This is going to sell.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)-also drooling imbecile incapable of doing algebra or something at November 27, 2013 08:13 AM (659DL)

176 Scene in the Oval Office:

Bumblefuck the President: "So, what are the Iranians saying about the Historic Deal to Allow Them to Get Nuclear Weapons and Destroy Israel that I just gloriously negotiated through you, John F Kerry?"

John Fitzgerald Kennedy, ooops, I mean John F. Kerry: "Well, sir, in English the Iranians are saying: 'Unfortunately, President Obama is not telling the truth about the terms of our agreement. Here is the truth . . .'. Then, sir, they lay out what they believe to be your, uh, untruths about the deal."

Zippy The Fucking Pinhead Obama: "What are they saying in Arab-speak, or whatever you call that lingo they use?"

JFK: "Sir, in Farsi they are saying: 'Allahu Akbarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (insert annoying tongue trilling noise that makes any sane man want to murder everyone around him instantly), ha ha ha ha ha, Stupid American Goat-felching Monkey-fucking Imbecile Obama has just given us the means to KILL THE JEWS, or sole reason for being!!!!! Let's fuck with him in the press!"

Il Douche, AKA, Teleprompter Jesus: "Waaaaaaaaaa, single time in my entire life that I have actually told the truth about the terms of an agreement I entered into, and they are calling me a LIAR!?!?!?!?! John, what ever shall we do?"

John "Tereza's Biotch" Kerry: "Obviously, sir, blame the Republicans."

Prez'nit 404fail: "Oh, right. Pages 1 through 1297 of the Democrat playbook since 1921. Well, number 3, make it so!"

John "I shot that VC kid right in the back while he was running away" Kerry: "Sir, you already look like a flaming homo every time you do anything or say anything. Please, for the love of all that is Holy in this life and the next, knock off the Patrick Stewart Star Trek schtick."

Obama [weeping softly while curled up under the Resolute Desk, sucking his thumb]: "sniffle, snif, go away you meany."

Posted by: FYNQ at November 27, 2013 08:13 AM (TM1p8)

177

Criss Angel is the Obama of magic.

Ace is gonna ban you for that.

Posted by: garrett at November 27, 2013 08:13 AM (9Yfg6)

178 173 Ace spotted at Twitchy insulting Joan Walsh

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 27, 2013 12:12 PM (oFCZn)

It's thanksgiving week. Ace was probably all liquored up by 0800.

Hobos beware.

Posted by: tangonine at November 27, 2013 08:13 AM (x3YFz)

179 Yeah..., and Huff Po only too happy to provide the space..., that's just how they roll. Posted by: Mike Hammer --------------------- Edit : "... that's just how they troll."

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 27, 2013 08:13 AM (aDwsi)

180 Close.
Armenian.

Posted by: EC at November 27, 2013 12:10 PM (GQ8sn)

Only some. It seems Kim's dear momma was banging OJ while he was being represented by her husband. OJ is apparrently Kims sperm donor.

Posted by: maddogg at November 27, 2013 08:14 AM (xWW96)

181 So we're going with 'Mad-Libs Treaty Edition?' Great.

Posted by: RWC at November 27, 2013 08:14 AM (fWAjv)

182 That document, among other distinctions, recognizes Iran's "right to nuclear energy for peaceful purposes,"

Of course the WH document wouldn't mention that. It's "Peaceful!". Don't you wingnuts get it? If it was for "Violent Purposes" we would mention that! geez!

Posted by: Paladin at November 27, 2013 08:14 AM (bxc5w)

183

Someday, I hope, someone will paint a portrait of TFG and this is how he should look.

http://tinyurl.com/qatpmjh

Posted by: ExSnipe at November 27, 2013 08:14 AM (57ubW)

184 163 Don't they write this shit down then read and sign it? How can their not be a meeting of the minds? Posted by: FranÃ§ois Villon at November 27, 2013 12:10 PM (kkbgQ) What does not exist, cannot meetÂ…

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at November 27, 2013 08:14 AM (NTlPs)

185
A group of for-profit companies are currently suing to gain the

right to deny employees access to coverage for birth control and

contraceptive care..."

Lie, lie, lie, lie,    liiiiiie!

WARNING: Incoming   all caps yelling.

BUY YOUR   OWN FUCKING BIRTH CONTROL PILLS OR MAKE YOUR FUCKBUDDY BRING HIS OWN CONDOMS BEFORE YOU LET HIM STICK HIS DICK IN YOUR DICK SLOT,     YOU FUCKING VAGINAS,   OR ELSE     PAY FOR YOUR OWN    GODLESS    ABORTIONS,       WHORES!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at November 27, 2013 08:15 AM (4df7R)

186 Now that Americans aren't paying attention to Obamacare, what difference does it make?

Posted by: Dang at November 27, 2013 08:16 AM (YWXTN)

187 Somebody needs a spider pic.....

Posted by: maddogg at November 27, 2013 08:16 AM (xWW96)

188 I may have added that last bit. My hatred-triggered Tourettes and all.

*puts spoon under MWR's tongue*

Posted by: EC at November 27, 2013 08:16 AM (GQ8sn)

189 Now is the time to strike on Immigration Reform.

Posted by: Open Border Rino at November 27, 2013 08:16 AM (Pr6hk)

190 42 God Damn it Gabe! Don't post a blind link to Healthcare.gov without telling people first! I didn't even want my I.P. being noted by that fucking website. I have no doubt that the tracking I.P. part of the goddamned mess is working correctly. Not funny at all. --- EXACTLY my reaction. Sincerely irked at the blind link to this particular POS government we-will-now-track-you-forever website-- which I had never been to before.

Posted by: Andy in FL at November 27, 2013 08:17 AM (nf/Xx)

191 OJ is apparrently Kims sperm donor.

Posted by: maddogg at November 27, 2013 12:14 PM (xWW96)

Don't ask me how I know this but I think its Khloe.

Posted by: polynikes at November 27, 2013 08:17 AM (m2CN7)

192 WARNING: Incoming all caps yelling.

-----

..... ruuuunnnnnn for your lives...... SHE'S GONNA BLOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at November 27, 2013 08:17 AM (nELVU)

193 Some people are waiting for an Obama meltdown. I personally think it's more likely that Obama becomes the Deuce Bigelow of politics.

Posted by: Big mike at November 27, 2013 08:17 AM (jwi8H)

194 WARNING: Incoming all caps yelling.

All hands, brace brace brace!!!!

Posted by: EC at November 27, 2013 08:18 AM (GQ8sn)

195 What's the problem? We weren't a for-profit company.

Posted by: solyndra at November 27, 2013 08:18 AM (ZyZIo)

196 ..... ruuuunnnnnn for your lives...... SHE'S GONNA BLOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at November 27, 2013 12:17 PM (nELVU)

Yeah she is.

Wait... why is everyone running....

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 27, 2013 08:18 AM (fwARV)

197 Holy shit there's some weapons grade funny at Twitchy about Joan Walsh.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 27, 2013 08:18 AM (oFCZn)

198
*** fistbumps EC

Posted by: fixerupper at November 27, 2013 08:18 AM (nELVU)

199 And this kiddies is why you always hover your mouse pointer over a link until the little box with the URL pops up.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 27, 2013 08:18 AM (787tI)

200

Ensign Charles Parker is the Obama of 34 year old, balding Navy Ensigns.

Posted by: Cold Count de Monet at November 27, 2013 08:19 AM (BAS5M)

201 "Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at November 27, 2013 12:15 PM"

Brb. Bunk.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 27, 2013 08:19 AM (knoK7)

202 Somebody needs a spider pic.....

Posted by: maddogg at November 27, 2013 12:16 PM (xWW96)

*GLARE* Don't you dare.

..... ruuuunnnnnn for your lives...... SHE'S GONNA BLOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at November 27, 2013 12:17 PM (nELVU)

You have no idea. You know that vein in a person's forehead that throbs when they get angry? My forehead has it's own heartbeat right now.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at November 27, 2013 08:19 AM (4df7R)

203 I haven't actually done the nasty with Kate Upton yet but I have the outline of a plan so for all intents, yea, we did it.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 27, 2013 08:19 AM (g1DWB)

204 Don't ask me how I know this but I think its Khloe. --- Is that the one who looks rather mannish compared to the other sisters and their mother?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 27, 2013 08:19 AM (/Crba)

205 Wait what? OJ fathered a Kardashian? Well now I have heard everything.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at November 27, 2013 08:19 AM (RZ8pf)

206 Top men, top... ah, the hell with it.

Posted by: GuyfromNH at November 27, 2013 08:19 AM (HHwIp)

207 deny employees access to coverage

I got several mailers from my employer informing me I have the right to go out on the Marketplace[lol] and purchase a policy that covers abortions. Seems these employees have that same right.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ #NukeIowaCity at November 27, 2013 08:20 AM (ZKzrr)

208

If only we had a government website on how to talk with our relatives about the nuclear deal with Iran.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at November 27, 2013 08:20 AM (l0lja)

209 He's more the Meg Whitman of politics. Meg Whitman did a pretty good job running out here. She broke thru the media barrier by running ads for several years and was quite visible. It was a little surprising how rapidly Jerry Brown (or, you know, the Dems' little elves) reversed things. I'm trying to think of a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure in the software industry who was elevated to the top, but I'm drawing a blank. The dim-witted don't last too long. Obama is more of a lottery winner in politics.

Posted by: t-bird at November 27, 2013 08:20 AM (FcR7P)

210 Is that the one who looks rather mannish compared to the other sisters and their mother?

She was the one talking about getting her asshole bleached.

I think.

Posted by: EC at November 27, 2013 08:20 AM (GQ8sn)

211 .@JoanWalsh's tramp stamp says 2 Legit 2 Quit

Just spit my drink all over my keyboard...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 27, 2013 08:20 AM (fwARV)

212
speaking of Bullshit Propaganda...

CNN is currently focusing on Pope Francis, giving him light but tentative praise for what they (and their Leftists programmers) perceive as open-mindedness, i.e., entertaining Leftist conceptions. Whether or not Francis is actually doing this is irrelevant; Big Media is Just Running With It(tm).

So, of course, CNN just happens to find two young (Dumb) women who say exactly the right thing that perfectly aligns with CNN's narrative: "Yeah, I like how the Pope is now more flexible to new ideas."

And that, my fiends, is how it's done.

Posted by: soothsayer at November 27, 2013 08:20 AM (ZgBZU)

213 Crap. More snow. 27 deg, falling.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 27, 2013 08:20 AM (aDwsi)

214 *puts spoon under MWR's tongue*

Posted by: EC at November 27, 2013 12:16 PM (GQ8sn)

Fank 'oo.

Yeah she is.

Wait... why is everyone running....

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 27, 2013 12:18 PM (fwARV)

*takes spoon out of mouth* Perv.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at November 27, 2013 08:20 AM (4df7R)

215 So is this peace in our time, or are we about to get wag the dogged???

Posted by: Syria Asprin Industries, Inc. at November 27, 2013 08:21 AM (Pr6hk)

216 I need my brain bleached now... hope you choke on a moose for Thanksgiving you ex-Canadian hoser...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 27, 2013 08:21 AM (787tI)

217
She was the one talking about getting her asshole bleached.

----

.... go on...

Posted by: Howard Cosell at November 27, 2013 08:21 AM (nELVU)

218

How does one say "Overcharge" in Farsi?

Posted by: Warthog at November 27, 2013 08:21 AM (WDySP)

219 You have no idea. You know that vein in a person's forehead that throbs when they get angry? My forehead has it's own heartbeat right now. A blood-rich target? SOON...

Posted by: The Face-Sized Spider Hiding Behind Your Monitor at November 27, 2013 08:22 AM (FcR7P)

220 217 She was the one talking about getting her asshole bleached. ---- .... go on... Posted by: Howard Cosell at November 27, 2013 12:21 PM (nELVU) --- She said "asshole bleached", NOT "glass-bottom boat ride", Howard.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 27, 2013 08:22 AM (/Crba)

221 @JoanWalsh's tramp stamp says 2 Legit 2 Quit

MWR <-- wishes she'd thought of that

Joan Walsh knows more about what it's like to be black in America than black Americans. Just FYI.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at November 27, 2013 08:22 AM (4df7R)

222 Damn, you'd think a lawyer would understand the necessity of the "meeting of the minds" in contract negotiations.

Posted by: Penfold at November 27, 2013 08:22 AM (Fbt5B)

223 Hm. The Iranian President's open letter to US citizens recently stated the issue misunderstood at stake was the matter of "Identity". Obama lacks basic gumption. Tday...White House Chef should be serving the POTUS gumption regularly, but at least with Turkey.

Posted by: panzernashorn at November 27, 2013 08:22 AM (MhA4j)

224 Gah! There should have been a warning that the link was going to take you to healthcare.gov, Lol

Posted by: JJLive at November 27, 2013 08:22 AM (F7c4B)

225 *takes spoon out of mouth* Perv.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at November 27, 2013 12:20 PM (4df7R)

What are you, new?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 27, 2013 08:22 AM (fwARV)

226 A blood-rich target? SOON...

Posted by: The Face-Sized Spider Hiding Behind Your Monitor at November 27, 2013 12:22 PM (FcR7P)

DAMMIT.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at November 27, 2013 08:23 AM (4df7R)

227
I demand to have access to gasoline. I cannot survive without my car. Really.

Posted by: soothsayer at November 27, 2013 08:23 AM (KwX0v)

228

Don't ask me how I know this but I think its Khloe.

---

Is that the one who looks rather mannish compared to the other sisters and their mother?

>>>>

What's her time in the 40?

Posted by: Cold Count de Monet at November 27, 2013 08:23 AM (BAS5M)

229 I am SO down with the Negros and all their hepcat jive. Right on, man. Power to the people. Let's all get groovy and funky now.

Posted by: Joan Walsh at November 27, 2013 08:23 AM (7ObY1)

230 Doesn't everyone know you can see the URL when you mouse over a link?

Posted by: EC at November 27, 2013 08:23 AM (GQ8sn)

231 What are you, new?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 27, 2013 12:22 PM (fwARV)

Pfft. As if.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at November 27, 2013 08:24 AM (4df7R)

232 173
Ace spotted at Twitchy insulting Joan Walsh

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 27, 2013 12:12 PM (oFCZn)

He and ExJon start a riff that's just hilarious.

Posted by: joncelli at November 27, 2013 08:24 AM (RD7QR)

233 Oh Joan do you speak jive?
http://youtu.be/g0j2dVuhr6s

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 27, 2013 08:24 AM (787tI)

234 Doesn't everyone know you can see the URL when you mouse over a link?

Posted by: EC at November 27, 2013 12:23 PM (GQ8sn)

On tablets and mobile devices I don't know that it's always so simple to preview a URL like that. Since I do not own a tablet nor a mobile device with 'net access, I can't say for certain.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at November 27, 2013 08:24 AM (4df7R)

235
I burn 35 gallons of gas a week. Is it fair that I don't have access to gas? No, it isn't.

Posted by: soothsayer at November 27, 2013 08:24 AM (KwX0v)

236 221 @JoanWalsh's tramp stamp says 2 Legit 2 Quit MWR <-- wishes she'd thought of that Joan Walsh knows more about what it's like to be black in America than black Americans. Just FYI. --- Apparently being a connoisseur of big black cock makes you an expert on being black in America.

Posted by: Kim and Khloe Kardashian at November 27, 2013 08:25 AM (/Crba)

237 WHO'S GIVING BLOW JOBS???

Posted by: François Villon at November 27, 2013 08:25 AM (kkbgQ)

238 Doesn't everyone know you can see the URL when you mouse over a link?

Isn't it against AoSHQ principles to read the post anyway?

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 27, 2013 08:25 AM (yobtO)

239 Joan Walsh bleaches her corn?

Posted by: garrett at November 27, 2013 08:25 AM (9Yfg6)

240 I had to bring my own lunch today, food that I had to shop for, pay for, and prepare myself.

So now my employer has denied me access to free lunch, which is vital to a fat woman's health.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ #NukeIowaCity at November 27, 2013 08:26 AM (ZKzrr)

241 The entire obama administration operations method:

Step 1: cut a hole in the box.

Step 2: put your dick in the box.

Step 3: make the world open the box.

Posted by: EC at November 27, 2013 08:26 AM (GQ8sn)

242 Isn't it against AoSHQ principles to read the post anyway?

What post?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ #NukeIowaCity at November 27, 2013 08:26 AM (ZKzrr)

243 194 WARNING: Incoming all caps yelling.

All hands, brace brace brace!!!!

Posted by: EC at November 27, 2013 12:18 PM (GQ8sn)

Batten down the main sail!
Lower the hatches!
Sound general nickel... er quarters!

Posted by: tangonine at November 27, 2013 08:26 AM (x3YFz)

244 WHO'S GIVING BLOW JOBS???

Posted by: FranÃ§ois Villon at November 27, 2013 12:25 PM (kkbgQ)

Ew. Well, hang on. I guess Roger Daltrey would still be okay...

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at November 27, 2013 08:26 AM (4df7R)

245 199 sorry my mobile doesnt have a mouse. BTW, did I mention I was on a mobile? Why yes, yes I did.

Posted by: Tonic Dog at November 27, 2013 08:27 AM (iBi3w)

246 On tablets and mobile devices I don't know that it's always so simple to preview a URL like that. Since I do not own a tablet nor a mobile device with 'net access, I can't say for certain.

On ipads, you hold your finger on the highlighted link for a second, and a the URL pops up, you can then decide to travel to the link or cancel it.

I think it's the same on android too.

Posted by: EC at November 27, 2013 08:27 AM (GQ8sn)

247 241 The entire obama administration operations method:

Step 1: cut a hole in the box.

Step 2: put your dick in the box.

Step 3: make the world open the box.

Posted by: EC at November 27, 2013 12:26 PM (GQ8sn)

...and the world is not impressed. Some gnats fled, but other than that, mostly thumbs down.

Posted by: tangonine at November 27, 2013 08:27 AM (x3YFz)

248 Is it safe to say that Horseface Kerry knew what was in the Iranian deal before he didn't know?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at November 27, 2013 08:28 AM (4df7R)

249 I had my armpits made into dred locks because I am Black.

Posted by: Joan Walsh at November 27, 2013 08:29 AM (l0lja)

250 The entire obama administration operations method:

Step 1: push toaster button DOWN.

Step 2: put your dick in the toaster.

Step 3: Hilarity ensues.

Fixed for accuracy

Posted by: fixerupper at November 27, 2013 08:29 AM (nELVU)

251 >>"A group of for-profit companies are currently suing to gain the right to deny employees access to coverage for birth control and contraceptive care..."

I missed the part where Hobby Lobby forced their employees to work for them and then forced them to purchase their healthcare plan instead of allowing the employees the option of getting insurance through their spouse's employer or directly from an insurer. Odd.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 27, 2013 08:29 AM (JRmiD)

252 @joanwalsh 's milkshake brings all the young gentlemen to the yard.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 27, 2013 08:29 AM (fwARV)

253 The Schleprock Presidency

Posted by: Lady in Black - Happy Thanksgiving to the Horde! at November 27, 2013 08:29 AM (XB5Ak)

254 All this means is that @joanwalsh personally does the background checks on her servants.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 27, 2013 08:30 AM (fwARV)

255 248 Is it safe to say that Horseface Kerry knew what was in the Iranian deal before he didn't know?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at November 27, 2013 12:28 PM (4df7R)

I still hate that guy.

Posted by: Ghengis Khan at November 27, 2013 08:30 AM (x3YFz)

256 "A group of for-profit companies are currently suing to gain the right
to deny employees access to coverage for birth control and contraceptive
care..."

I missed the part where Hobby Lobby forced their employees to work for them and then forced them to purchase their healthcare plan instead of allowing the employees the option of getting insurance through their spouse's employer or directly from an insurer. Odd.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 27, 2013 12:29 PM (JRmiD)

It's all about the buzzwords, just string some together and the fanatics will get it. Anyone who does not understand is obviously an Unperson.

Posted by: Penfold at November 27, 2013 08:31 AM (Fbt5B)

257 252 @joanwalsh 's milkshake brings all the young gentlemen to the yard.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 27, 2013 12:29 PM (fwARV)

Like the Shawshank Redemption "yard?"

Posted by: tangonine at November 27, 2013 08:32 AM (x3YFz)

258 Sorry, mullahs. As it turns out, John Roberts has decided that the sanctions against Iran are, in fact, a tax, thereby making them fully enforceable at the whim of Kathleen Sebelius. Lucky for you, if you offer free birth control to your uranium enriching plans, you'll be seen as a non-threat to American Liberty.

Posted by: red speck at November 27, 2013 08:32 AM (9/Ug/)

259 OT, but I find this hilarious.    Cali's   "high speed rail" boondoggle is looking like it's on shaky ground, but not because it's    the equivalent of economic suicide. No,    it's     because California's convoluted laws and regulations    are    so fucked up that they're all at odds   with each other.

Rube Goldberg   Legal System Derails CA Bullet Train

American Interest:   http://tiny.cc/vnx76w

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at November 27, 2013 08:32 AM (4df7R)

260 257 Who are you gonna believe, Washington or Tehran?

How fucked up is that?

Posted by: Beefy Meatball, whose fuckedupometer is pegged at November 27, 2013 12:31 PM (yn6XZ)

I'm going with Tehran.

Posted by: tangonine at November 27, 2013 08:32 AM (x3YFz)

261 O/T - Over at the Weekly Standard: Arkansas Obamacare event offers prizes to attendees - free condoms. Dang, these people are obsessed with contraception.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 27, 2013 08:33 AM (JRmiD)

262 I missed the part where Hobby Lobby forced their employees to work for them and then forced them to purchase their healthcare plan instead of allowing the employees the option of getting insurance through their spouse's employer or directly from an insurer. Odd. --- It is all about control. Bawney Frank's ranting and raving a few years back, around the time of the housing crash, that banks are pretty much supposed to do what they do as a public service and that their profits are secondary at best typifies that lefty thinking.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 27, 2013 08:33 AM (/Crba)

263 @joanwalsh 's milkshake brings all the young gentlemen to the yard.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 27, 2013 12:29 PM (fwARV)

*SHUDDER* Wash your internet-mouth out with soap. *SHUDDER*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at November 27, 2013 08:33 AM (4df7R)

264 I burn 35 gallons of gas a week. Is it fair that I don't have access to gas? No, it isn't. Posted by: soothsayer ----------------------------- Strictly speaking, Jarrette's claim is that you do not have access to other people's credit cards to pay for the gas. See? Tragic, no? A national embarrasment.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 27, 2013 08:34 AM (aDwsi)

265 O/T - Over at the Weekly Standard: Arkansas Obamacare event offers prizes to attendees - free condoms. Dang, these people are obsessed with contraception.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 27, 2013 12:33 PM (JRmiD)

Let me guess: they were expecting a large number of attendees to be of a darker skin tone than, say, Chris Matthews.

Nah, the left aren't a bunch of eugenicists or anything!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at November 27, 2013 08:34 AM (4df7R)

266 I missed the part where Hobby Lobby forced their
employees to work for them and then forced them to purchase their
healthcare plan instead of allowing the employees the option of getting
insurance through their spouse's employer or directly from an insurer.

I saw this ad during football last week that told me I could compare and purchase a "low-cost" plan from this website called heathcare.gov. Maybe they could try that if they *really* need abortion coverage for themselves or their daughters (or their sons, don't want to be trans-phobic here).

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ #NukeIowaCity at November 27, 2013 08:34 AM (ZKzrr)

267 *SHUDDER* Wash your internet-mouth out with soap. *SHUDDER*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at November 27, 2013 12:33 PM (4df7R)

I wasn't the one with a 'spoon' in her mouth earlier...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 27, 2013 08:34 AM (fwARV)

268 260 No, it's because California's convoluted laws and regulations are so fucked up that they're all at odds with each other.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at November 27, 2013 12:32 PM (4df7R)

LOL... The Snowy Plover strikes again!

Who didn't see this coming?

Posted by: tangonine at November 27, 2013 08:34 AM (x3YFz)

269 Anybody heading to Fayetteville ? I'll make it worth your time IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 27, 2013 08:35 AM (+9HV6)

270 I wasn't the one with a 'spoon' in her mouth earlier...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 27, 2013 12:34 PM (fwARV)

That was a perfectly innocent spoon of delicate virtue!

LOL... The Snowy Plover strikes again!

Who didn't see this coming?

Posted by: tangonine at November 27, 2013 12:34 PM (x3YFz)

My guess? The idiots in Cali's gubmint. BIRM.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at November 27, 2013 08:36 AM (4df7R)

271 >>Let me guess: they were expecting a large number of attendees to be of a darker skin tone than, say, Chris Matthews.
Nah, the left aren't a bunch of eugenicists or anything!

Also, they'll never be accused of over-estimating their followers' intelligence.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 27, 2013 08:36 AM (JRmiD)

272
I demand access to Other People's Money!

Posted by: soothsayer at November 27, 2013 08:36 AM (KeJAW)

273 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at November 27, 2013 12:36 PM (4df7R)

"Spoons" in your mouth, and not seeing things coming...

Save it for the ONT, Miss Delicate-Flower-of-Virtue with the longest hyphenated name ever.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 27, 2013 08:37 AM (fwARV)

274 251 pig in a blanket

Posted by: panzernashorn at November 27, 2013 08:37 AM (MhA4j)

275

I read that Obama stated at a Beverly Hills fundraiser that HIS administration has accomplished more than any other President or former administration.

I am starting to think that he is delusional enough to actually mean it.

Posted by: Cheri at November 27, 2013 08:37 AM (G+Wff)

276 I demand access to Other People's Money! Posted by: soothsayer ------------------------ Atta boy..., now you got the right riff working. Just keep shouting it out. XXX

Posted by: Val at November 27, 2013 08:38 AM (aDwsi)

277 Somewhere in the country today, someone has sunshine and blue skies instead of the heavy, slate gray clouds that are pissing down rain here in NH.

I DEMAND access to that person's sunshine and blue skies!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at November 27, 2013 08:38 AM (4df7R)

278

Isn't it against AoSHQ principles to read the post anyway?

And thirdly, the code is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules. Welcome aboard!

Posted by: Captain Barbossa at November 27, 2013 08:38 AM (BAS5M)

279 I read that Obama stated at a Beverly Hills fundraiser that HIS administration has accomplished more than any other President or former administration. ------------------- In a twisted, perverse sense, he is right.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 27, 2013 08:39 AM (aDwsi)

280

Isn't it against AoSHQ principles to read the post anyway?

There are no principles, only the AoSHQ Style Guide.

Posted by: garrett at November 27, 2013 08:39 AM (9Yfg6)

281 I love a good "spoon". Can't get enough of 'em.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 27, 2013 08:39 AM (+9HV6)

282 http://dmjuice.com/football-vs-napping/

I demand access to naps.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ #NukeIowaCity at November 27, 2013 08:39 AM (ZKzrr)

283 That was a perfectly innocent spoon of delicate virtue!

FYI: that spoon was for MWR's personal safety, so she wouldn't end up swallowing her own tongue while in a rage-induced dissociative psychogenic fugue state.

Posted by: EC at November 27, 2013 08:39 AM (GQ8sn)

284 There are no principles, only the AoSHQ Style Guide.

Posted by: garrett at November 27, 2013 12:39 PM (9Yfg6)

Yeah, but I can only get that if I upgrade to the Platinum membership.

I demand a subsidy.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 27, 2013 08:39 AM (fwARV)

285 We got no class And we got no principles We can't even think of a word that rhymes

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at November 27, 2013 08:40 AM (7ObY1)

286 Moose Trained by: Yutte Hermsgervordenbroti

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 27, 2013 08:40 AM (QM5S2)

287 Save it for the ONT, Miss Delicate-Flower-of-Virtue with the longest hyphenated name ever.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 27, 2013 12:37 PM (fwARV)

Oh sure, go using your long words like "hyphenated" and expect me to just melt in a puddle at your feet. Pff!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at November 27, 2013 08:40 AM (4df7R)

288 I find myself increasingly trusting the mullahs in Tehran, the former KGB/FSB head (Putin) more than my own government to tell the truth.

Alpha Foxtrot Uniform.

Posted by: tangonine at November 27, 2013 08:40 AM (x3YFz)

289 I find myself increasingly trusting the mullahs in Tehran, the former KGB/FSB head (Putin) more than my own government to tell the truth.

I read the Brit sites for what the real deal is over here.

They don't hold back.

Posted by: EC at November 27, 2013 08:41 AM (GQ8sn)

290 I demand access to naps.

Posted by: HeatherRadishÂ™ #NukeIowaCity at November 27, 2013 12:39 PM (ZKzrr)

*raises hand* I also demand access to naps.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at November 27, 2013 08:41 AM (4df7R)

291

I love a good "spoon".

I prefer to just spoon.

Posted by: Michael in Mi at November 27, 2013 08:41 AM (9Yfg6)

292

I DEMAND access to that person's sunshine and blue skies!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at November 27, 2013 12:38 PM (4df7R)

This is why you need to get your butt out west of the Mississippi.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 27, 2013 08:41 AM (lr3d7)

293 257 yeah, that thought was the first to cross my mind. Given: "You Lie!" Obama, the credibility still rests on whose translation is accurate. And given Obama's initial foot in mouth State Dept. "Reset" wrong word in Russian, his precedent again is FUBAR persistence.

Posted by: panzernashorn at November 27, 2013 08:41 AM (MhA4j)

294 HeatherRadish is it alright if I picture you as Rebel Wilson? Smart, Witty and does not deny she likes to eat a bite or two and has no problem with it.

Posted by: polynikes at November 27, 2013 08:41 AM (m2CN7)

295 I DEMAND access to that person's sunshine and blue skies! We'd be happy to redistribute you to a nice FEMA camp in sunny Arizona, wingnut.

Posted by: President Barack Obama at November 27, 2013 08:41 AM (7ObY1)

296 And Obama is not going to like what happens when you treat your subje... er.... citizens like prey. They'll learn to act like prey and respond accordingly.

Posted by: tangonine at November 27, 2013 08:42 AM (x3YFz)

297 BTW, HeatherRadish, why exactly are you requesting we #NukeIowaCity? Is it just in principle, or is there a specific reason?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at November 27, 2013 08:42 AM (4df7R)

298 289 to the extent of advertising what they said, and what they heard for the public to consider ...

Posted by: panzernashorn at November 27, 2013 08:42 AM (MhA4j)

299 We can't even think of a word that rhymes Posted by: BlueStateRebel at November 27, 2013 12:40 PM (7ObY1)
School's been blown to pieces.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 27, 2013 08:42 AM (BrrWI)

300 This is why you need to get your butt out west of the Mississippi.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at November 27, 2013 12:41 PM (lr3d7)

Someday I will, if only to visit!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at November 27, 2013 08:43 AM (4df7R)

301 Look folks, no need to get all stirred up. This is just Obama's negotiating technique.

Announce an agreement
the other side disagrees, saying no agreement
Obama announces details of the agreement
the other side "no, we didn't agree to that'
Obama announces even more details of the agreement
The other side says, 'no, we didn't say that'

Ministry of Truth awards Obama yet another peace/nobel/economic/medal/of freedom ribbon to pin on the leaders uniform. Then we have a parade, wave flags, and listen to another of Obama's masterful speeches. And we applaud, and applaud and applaud.

Posted by: Sleepy Time Temp Agency at November 27, 2013 08:43 AM (MnG9Q)

302 HeatherRadish is it alright if I picture you as Rebel Wilson?

Sure, why not? I always wanted to be blonde.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ #NukeIowaCity at November 27, 2013 08:43 AM (ZKzrr)

303 School's been blown to pieces. That whole lyric, especially the "can't even think of a word that rhymes" bit, has to be one of the greatest rock lyrics ever written. It was punk before there was punk.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at November 27, 2013 08:44 AM (7ObY1)

304 Doesn't everyone know you can see the URL when you mouse over a link? --- Not in Safari Do I need to change browsers or do other special things to be safe while visiting Ace of Spades? The blind link to Healthcare.gov was a bad thing. Stop trying to defend this fuck up.

Posted by: Andy in FL at November 27, 2013 08:44 AM (nf/Xx)

305 BTW, HeatherRadish, why exactly are you requesting we #NukeIowaCity? Is it just in principle, or is there a specific reason?

Nuclear weapons are not permitted inside the city limits.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/iowahighways/5169188747/

GO ON, WRITE ME A TICKET.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ #NukeIowaCity at November 27, 2013 08:45 AM (ZKzrr)

306 There was no deal... but France has announced that the EU sanctions could be lifted as soon as December. Question... how does this 'Agreement' trump UN Security Council Resolutions?... the ones that put the Sanctions in Place? We truly are no longer a Republic.... we have the rule of Men, not of Law...

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 27, 2013 08:45 AM (lZBBB)

307 "So let's step back a second. " ------------ Oh..., can we regain control of the $8 billion too?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 27, 2013 08:45 AM (aDwsi)

308
~~brb, puttin the clothes in the dryer...~~ -- done!

1"-4" of rain expected in my area today (Boston, North Shore)

Posted by: soothsayer at November 27, 2013 08:45 AM (FC8Yl)

309 Hmm... So poll numbers show cellar-dwelling approval numbers for Obammy in Ohio, and I see that another headline at Drudge involves a chemical spill that forced hundreds of people to evacuate... IN OHIO.

Coincidence?

Yeah, probably actually. I j ust wonder what makes Ohio such a nexus for weird shit.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at November 27, 2013 08:45 AM (4df7R)

310
Stop trying to defend this fuck up.

Posted by: Andy in FL at November 27, 2013 12:44 PM (nf/Xx)

Easy, crusher.

Posted by: tangonine at November 27, 2013 08:46 AM (x3YFz)

311 So Obama, get this, lied. Again...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 27, 2013 08:46 AM (fwARV)

312 I j ust wonder what makes Ohio such a nexus for weird shit. --- There's a Hellmouth in Cleveland.

Posted by: Buffy Summers at November 27, 2013 08:46 AM (/Crba)

313 Nuclear weapons are not permitted inside the city limits. http://www.flickr.com/photos/iowahighways/5169188747/ ----------------- Unless they are brandished by a 'journalist'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 27, 2013 08:46 AM (aDwsi)

314 Easy Crusher was Beverly's nickname back at the Academy.

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 27, 2013 08:46 AM (yobtO)

315

1"-4" of rain expected in my area today (Boston, North Shore)

Wicked pissah.

Posted by: garrett at November 27, 2013 08:47 AM (9Yfg6)

316 Easy Crusher was Beverly's nickname back at the Academy.

I'm the one that gave it to her!

Posted by: Jean Luc Picard at November 27, 2013 08:47 AM (GQ8sn)

317 315 Easy Crusher was Beverly's nickname back at the Academy.

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 27, 2013 12:46 PM (yobtO)

dude. coffee!

Posted by: tangonine at November 27, 2013 08:47 AM (x3YFz)

318 This is just Obama's negotiating technique. = Announce what he wanted to get out if it as if he succeeded. ...like the lawyer-propagandist technique of answering the question that SHOULD have been asked rather than face reality check.

Posted by: panzernashorn at November 27, 2013 08:48 AM (MhA4j)

319 Cleveland IS a Hellmouth.

Toledo, too...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 27, 2013 08:48 AM (wtvvX)

320 Sure, why not? I always wanted to be blonde.

Posted by: HeatherRadishÂ™ #NukeIowaCity at November 27, 2013 12:43 PM (ZKzrr)

Well now you just ruined it. You WERE a blonde until that post.

Posted by: polynikes at November 27, 2013 08:48 AM (m2CN7)

321 Yeah, probably actually. I j ust wonder what makes Ohio such a nexus for weird shit. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at November 27, 2013 12:45 PM (4df7R) Florida was spreading the wealth.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at November 27, 2013 08:48 AM (VtjlW)

322 319 This is just Obama's negotiating technique.

= Announce what he wanted to get out if it as if he succeeded.

...like the lawyer-propagandist technique of answering the question that SHOULD have been asked rather than face reality check.

Posted by: panzernashorn at November 27, 2013 12:48 PM (MhA4j)

And don't you dare call his bluff, and will you PLEASE let him be clear?

Posted by: joncelli at November 27, 2013 08:49 AM (RD7QR)

323
hey, here's another recipe:

It's called Disaster.

3 parts Public School education
1 part barack obama
1 part George Soros' $$
1 part Big Fascist Media
1 part Big Corporation
1 heaping helping of Dumb People

Posted by: soothsayer at November 27, 2013 08:49 AM (GcwH1)

324 320 Cleveland IS a Hellmouth.

Toledo, too...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 27, 2013 12:48 PM (wtvvX)

East St. Louis.
Detroit
Dearborn
Chicago
Atlanta

Pick one.

Posted by: tangonine at November 27, 2013 08:49 AM (x3YFz)

325 Nuclear weapons are not permitted inside the city limits.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/iowahighways/5169188747/

GO ON, WRITE ME A TICKET.

Posted by: HeatherRadishÂ™ #NukeIowaCity at November 27, 2013 12:45 PM (ZKzrr)

Oh FFS.

So, this is like a Gun Free Zone, but for nukes?

Yeah, that'll work. Impractical and completely useless. Yay government!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at November 27, 2013 08:49 AM (4df7R)

326
Nuclear weapons are not permitted inside the city limits.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/iowahighways/5169188747/

GO ON, WRITE ME A TICKET.
-
First they came for the people with nuclear weapons but I had no nuclear weapons so I did nothing.

Posted by: WalrusRex at November 27, 2013 08:49 AM (Hx5uv)

327 I j ust wonder what makes Ohio such a nexus for weird shit.

---

There's a Hellmouth in Cleveland.

Posted by: Buffy Summers at November 27, 2013 12:46 PM (/Crba)

You guys got a long, long way to catch up with us.

Posted by: Florida at November 27, 2013 08:49 AM (m2CN7)

328 Posted by: joncelli at November 27, 2013 12:49 PM (RD7QR) "Perfectly"

Posted by: panzernashorn at November 27, 2013 08:50 AM (MhA4j)

329 Deer Leader, You know what makes you look like a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable, lying failure? I mean besides Obamacare. Care to guess? no? When you get called out by the Iranians. Competence. You keep using that word, but it does not mean what you think it means. In the mean time, welcome to the real world were unlike in progressive Utopia, just having good intentions isn't quite enough. The road to hell is paved with them. And melting snowballs, but mostly intentions.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at November 27, 2013 08:51 AM (1hM1d)

330 328 I j ust wonder what makes Ohio such a nexus for weird shit. --- There's a Hellmouth in Cleveland. Posted by: Buffy Summers at November 27, 2013 12:46 PM (/Crba) You guys got a long, long way to catch up with us. Posted by: Florida at November 27, 2013 12:49 PM (m2CN7) --- Bitch, please.

Posted by: Detroit at November 27, 2013 08:51 AM (/Crba)

331 "1"-4" of rain expected in my area today (Boston, North Shore)
Posted by: soothsayer at November 27, 2013 12:45 PM"

It paired so well with the wind tunnel that is Boston this morning. I'm amazed my umbrella survived.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 27, 2013 08:51 AM (knoK7)

332 The only things working on the healthcare.gov site are the NSA scripts, wingnuts.

Posted by: Fritz at November 27, 2013 08:51 AM (UzPAd)

333 Ruh Roh, now the NSA is spying on our porn-surfing habits? Um, I mean "your" porn-surfing habits.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at November 27, 2013 08:51 AM (7ObY1)

334

Awwwww! Fuzzy cuteness run amok!

http://tinyurl.com/lrkvlx8

Posted by: maddogg at November 27, 2013 08:52 AM (xWW96)

335 "Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at November 27, 2013 12:49 PM"

You'd amazed at the number of cities that have that 'no nuclear devices within city limits' ordinance. The smug, self-satisfied stoopid knows no bounds.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 27, 2013 08:53 AM (knoK7)

336 It makes me sound so old, but seriously, what is with kids today?

High School student arrested for lighting teacher on fire

Breitbart: http://tinyurl.com/nx4dnun

KNOXVILLE - Police arrested a 15-year-old West High School student on Monday morning for assaulting a teacher after he used a lighter to ignite her hair and shirt. According to witnesses, when the teacher, 23-year-old Gabriela Penalba turned her back to the class, a male student lit her hair and shirt on fire.

While other students rushed to help put out the flames, the suspect reportedly tossed the lighter out the window. School resource officers responded around 10:45 a.m at which point the suspect fled, but was quickly caught after a brief chase on foot...

Thankfully she wasn't injured, but WTF? Whatever happened to plain old spitballs?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at November 27, 2013 08:53 AM (4df7R)

337 The check is in the mail. By which I mean I have a timeline for writing the check, tearing it out, updating my register, addressing an envelope, stamping an envelope, adding a check to the envelope, sealing the envelope, conveying the envelope to the mailbox, and placing the envelope inside the mailbox. Don't ask me about when all that will happen. I'm not in charge of the mailman.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at November 27, 2013 08:53 AM (sByIH)

338 334 Ruh Roh, now the NSA is spying on our porn-surfing habits?

Um, I mean "your" porn-surfing habits.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at November 27, 2013 12:51 PM (7ObY1)

So every teen aged boy is being monitored. /golf clap

Posted by: tangonine at November 27, 2013 08:53 AM (x3YFz)

339 335 Awwwww! Fuzzy cuteness run amok!
http://tinyurl.com/lrkvlx8

Posted by: maddogg at November 27, 2013 12:52 PM (xWW96)

[Struggling to keep straight face] Yes, that's totally legit. Totally.

Posted by: joncelli at November 27, 2013 08:54 AM (RD7QR)

340 The smug, self-satisfied stoopid knows no bounds. You just described by television show, perfectly.

Posted by: Rachel Madcow at November 27, 2013 08:54 AM (7ObY1)

341 Pick one. Posted by: tangonine -------------------------- Lots of others, Baltimore, Cleveland Dark-horse up-and-comer: Charlotte

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 27, 2013 08:54 AM (aDwsi)

342 Thankfully she wasn't injured, but WTF? Whatever happened to plain old spitballs? --- These days, kids are getting the teacher's spit on their balls instead.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 27, 2013 08:54 AM (/Crba)

343 Awwwww! Fuzzy cuteness run amok!
http://tinyurl.com/lrkvlx8

KAWAII!!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 27, 2013 08:55 AM (wtvvX)

344 You'd amazed at the number of cities that have that 'no nuclear devices within city limits' ordinance. The smug, self-satisfied stoopid knows no bounds.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 27, 2013 12:53 PM (knoK7)

It boggles the mind.

I bet the people who came up with it are assholes when they ride their bicycles.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at November 27, 2013 08:55 AM (4df7R)

345 Posted by: maddogg at November 27, 2013 12:52 PM (xWW96) I am going to hunt you down.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at November 27, 2013 08:55 AM (VtjlW)

346
Lots of others, Baltimore, Cleveland

Dark-horse up-and-comer: Charlotte

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 27, 2013 12:54 PM (aDwsi)

I so get an "F" for forgetting Baltimore.

Posted by: tangonine at November 27, 2013 08:55 AM (x3YFz)

347 I. Hate. You. All.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at November 27, 2013 08:56 AM (4df7R)

348 I bet the people who came up with it are assholes when they ride their bicycles. --- I swear there should be hunting licenses for use on bike-riders. What I'd give for someone to put out a spike strip whenever those assholes do a Critical Mass ride...

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 27, 2013 08:56 AM (/Crba)

349 My spidey sense is tingling....., something going on...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 27, 2013 08:56 AM (aDwsi)

350 You'd amazed at the number of cities that have that 'no nuclear devices within city limits' ordinance. The smug, self-satisfied stoopid knows no bounds.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 27, 2013 12:53 PM (knoK7)

****************

I think I remember SF passing something like this. Then they had to go back and clarify that Xray machines and CAT scanners were still OK.

Posted by: . at November 27, 2013 08:56 AM (pj6Nr)

351 I. Hate. You. All. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at November 27, 2013 12:56 PM (4df7R) *big eyes* *big huge watery eyes*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at November 27, 2013 08:56 AM (VtjlW)

352 "I bet the people who came up with it are assholes when they ride their bicycles.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at November 27, 2013 12:55 PM"

So you've driven in Boston, then?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 27, 2013 08:57 AM (knoK7)

353 348 I. Hate. You. All.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at November 27, 2013 12:56 PM (4df7R)

And the best opening line at Thanksgiving Dinner goes to....

Posted by: tangonine at November 27, 2013 08:57 AM (x3YFz)

354 So if their releasing the 8 billion can we keep the 2 billion that POS promised them as part of the agreement?

Posted by: Fourth Horseman at November 27, 2013 08:57 AM (KuZ6A)

355 *big eyes*

*big huge watery eyes*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at November 27, 2013 12:56 PM (VtjlW)

*clinghug!*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at November 27, 2013 08:57 AM (4df7R)

356 * stuffs Kleenex in the mysteriously tear-stained USB port*

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 27, 2013 08:58 AM (aDwsi)

357
When I was junior high school (before this idiotic invention of "middle school"), we had these men called "Housemasters." Each grade, (7th, 8th, and 9th) had one of these strict disciplinarians.

When you caused trouble, you'd be visiting the Housemaster. And you did not want that. Not only would our housemaster grab us by the scruff of our necks and seat us, they would have no problem staying after school in a perfectly quiet room FOR HOURS.

Posted by: soothsayer at November 27, 2013 08:58 AM (yhYn1)

358

Awwwww! Fuzzy cuteness run amok!

Little early for Ace to be here.

Posted by: garrett at November 27, 2013 08:58 AM (9Yfg6)

359 350 My spidey sense is tingling....., something going on...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 27, 2013 12:56 PM (aDwsi)

Forgot to clear the cache before wife got on the computer again, did we?

Posted by: tangonine at November 27, 2013 08:58 AM (x3YFz)

360 no one is more upset, frustrated or angry with this iranian deal than the scoamf....once he's finished reading about it in the newspaper he'll be able to more aptly address the issue......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at November 27, 2013 08:58 AM (8v/hq)

361 And another one bites the dust.. Earlier this year, Colorado voters recalled two Democratic state senators over controversial gun-control votes. Today, a third Democratic senator, Evie Hudak, opted to resign rather than face a recall election of her own. After two months of heavy canvassing, it was clear that recall supporters were on the verge of gathering enough signatures to certify a new ballot. If that were to happen, Republican Lang Sias Â— who lost to Hudak by half a percentage point in 2012 Â— would likely have picked up the seat, flipping control of the state senate in the process.

Posted by: RWC at November 27, 2013 08:58 AM (fWAjv)

362 Stupid enter key...

I of course do not mean I hate YOU, oh mighty benevolentish dictator! YOU would never spring a huge frigging tarantula on me LIKE SOME PEOPLE (and they know who they are MADDOG).

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at November 27, 2013 08:59 AM (4df7R)

363 20 I'm sure the White House has dispatched the sub fleet to recover Osama's body so they can kill him again. Posted by: --- at November 27, 2013 11:42 AM (MMC8r) It's about time people start questioning that shit too.

Posted by: Cajun Caret at November 27, 2013 08:59 AM (UZQM8)

364 Hey, that's Baltimucho!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 27, 2013 08:59 AM (wtvvX)

365 *clinghug!* Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at November 27, 2013 12:57 PM (4df7R) *snifflesnifflesniffle* Make the mean people stop. They are wounding me in my delicate flower of innocent virtue soul shaped place.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at November 27, 2013 08:59 AM (VtjlW)

366
Earlier this year, Colorado voters recalled two Democratic state senators over controversial gun-control votes. Today, a third Democratic senator, Evie Hudak, opted to resign rather than face a recall election of her own. After two months of heavy canvassing, it was clear that recall supporters were on the verge of gathering enough signatures to certify a new ballot. If that were to happen, Republican Lang Sias Â— who lost to Hudak by half a percentage point in 2012 Â— would likely have picked up the seat, flipping control of the state senate in the process.

Posted by: RWC at November 27, 2013 12:58 PM (fWAjv)

happy dance! Dickelooper is sweating mercury right now.

Posted by: tangonine at November 27, 2013 09:00 AM (x3YFz)

367 362 And another one bites the dust..

Earlier this year, Colorado voters recalled two Democratic state senators over controversial gun-control votes. Today, a third Democratic senator, Evie Hudak, opted to resign rather than face a recall election of her own. After two months of heavy canvassing, it was clear that recall supporters were on the verge of gathering enough signatures to certify a new ballot. If that were to happen, Republican Lang Sias Â— who lost to Hudak by half a percentage point in 2012 Â— would likely have picked up the seat, flipping control of the state senate in the process.

Posted by: RWC at November 27, 2013 12:58 PM (fWAjv)

Ooooh, replaced by the governor or special election? Please say special election.

Posted by: joncelli at November 27, 2013 09:00 AM (RD7QR)

368 I bet the people who came up with it are assholes when they ride their bicycles. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at November 27, 2013 12:55 PM (4df7R) Recumbent bikes.

Posted by: RWC at November 27, 2013 09:00 AM (fWAjv)

369 Posted by: soothsayer at November 27, 2013 12:58 PM (yhYn1) House Harkonnen must've been a bitch.

Posted by: Cajun Caret at November 27, 2013 09:00 AM (UZQM8)

370

*big eyes*

*big huge watery eyes*

I'm desperately trying to formulate a Hummel joke, right now.

Posted by: garrett at November 27, 2013 09:00 AM (9Yfg6)

371 I think the basic problem is that the mullahs are less willing to accept that words mean whatever Obama says they mean than the MBM.

Posted by: WalrusRex at November 27, 2013 09:01 AM (Hx5uv)

372 If you like your giant spider, you can keep your giant spider...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 27, 2013 09:01 AM (wtvvX)

373 Make the mean people stop. They are wounding me in my delicate flower of innocent virtue soul shaped place.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at November 27, 2013 12:59 PM (VtjlW)

For those of you at home, I'll translate ATC to English:

"I'm reloading and picking out shoes and knives. F with me at your peril."

Posted by: tangonine at November 27, 2013 09:01 AM (x3YFz)

374 So you've driven in Boston, then?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 27, 2013 12:57 PM (knoK7)

I have been driven through Boston. The day I willingly drive myself around in Boston of my own free will is the day I've officially lost my mind.

I have had nightmares about driving in Massachusetts in general. Boston is its own special breed of hell.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at November 27, 2013 09:01 AM (4df7R)

375

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at November 27, 2013 12:59 PM (4df7R)

See. I knew you needed a spider pic to get you right. Look how much better you are!

Posted by: maddogg at November 27, 2013 09:01 AM (xWW96)

376 pron.

bait

not

taken

oh

but

it

was

tempting.

Posted by: Sleepy Time Temp Agency at November 27, 2013 09:01 AM (MnG9Q)

377 Nood. Grab willow!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 27, 2013 09:01 AM (8D0/R)

378 "Recumbent bikes. Posted by: RWC at November 27, 2013 01:00 PM"

Bostonians on recumbent bikes.

*ragestroke*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 27, 2013 09:01 AM (knoK7)

379 358 soothsayer Our junior high had was were called teachers who used the paddle. And when I refused to bend over, I was sent to the Vice Principal's office and given reprieve for having passed a note, on the basis I promised to not do that again.

Posted by: panzernashorn at November 27, 2013 09:01 AM (MhA4j)

380 371 Posted by: soothsayer at November 27, 2013 12:58 PM (yhYn1) House Harkonnen must've been a bitch. --- The rules of Kanly have been observed!

Posted by: Baron Chris Christie Harkkonen at November 27, 2013 09:01 AM (/Crba)

381

Make the mean people stop. They are wounding me in my delicate flower of innocent virtue soul shaped place.

Hold on while I set up my easel.

Posted by: Zombie Georgia O'Keefe at November 27, 2013 09:02 AM (9Yfg6)

382 Don't know about nukes, but thanks to the douchey Prius drving citizens of Fort Collins I can't frack in my own backyard now. Fuckers.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 27, 2013 09:02 AM (K+mtQ)

383 *big huge watery eyes* I'm desperately trying to formulate a Hummel joke, right now. Posted by: garrett ------------------------- One picture, 1000 words, all that: http://www.funnytheworld.com/2009/Sep/keaneyes2.jpg

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 27, 2013 09:02 AM (aDwsi)

384 Don't celebrate too quickly though.. Oddly, this particular recall effort leaves Colorado Democrats stronger than they were before. Hudak was not only controversial, she was term limited. By stepping down, she allows her party to appoint a more mainstream candidate with the ability to run as an incumbent in the next general election. And most important, HudakÂ’s resignation ensures that Democrats will maintain their one-seat margin in the state senate in the upcoming legislative session.

Posted by: RWC at November 27, 2013 09:02 AM (fWAjv)

385 Make the mean people stop. They are wounding me in my delicate flower of innocent virtue soul shaped place.

*clinghugging tighter*

Look at what you did to our poor ginger queen. And here she is fresh out of canning jars, too, so she can't even make herself feel better by harvesting some souls.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at November 27, 2013 09:03 AM (4df7R)

386 New post. Has anyone seen willow lately?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 27, 2013 09:04 AM (GDulk)

387 "I have had nightmares about driving in Massachusetts in general. Boston is its own special breed of hell.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at November 27, 2013 01:01 PM "

This pretty much sums it up:

http://pandawhale.com/post/13279/boston-because-fuck-you

Even better is that the map focuses on Dorchester....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 27, 2013 09:04 AM (knoK7)

388 386 Don't celebrate too quickly though..
Posted by: RWC at November 27, 2013 01:02 PM (fWAjv)

I propose we fight fire with fire and open AoSHQ Reeducation Camps. Code Name: HOBO.

We round up all the hippies in Boulder and Denver and the surrounding house farms (what's that theme from Weeds? Ticky Tacky... think of it every time I drive up there) and force them to drink Val-U-Rite and watch kitteh videos.

Posted by: tangonine at November 27, 2013 09:05 AM (x3YFz)

389 Funny same day international news: Obama choking on his latest "diplomatic" whopper ... Newfoundland men save Greenland shark from choking on moose near Norris Arm North harbor. Where are the Newfoundland men when Obama needs them?

Posted by: panzernashorn at November 27, 2013 09:06 AM (MhA4j)

390 EXACTLY my reaction. Sincerely irked at the blind link to this particular POS government we-will-now-track-you-forever website-- which I had never been to before.

Posted by: Andy in FL at November 27, 2013 12:17 PM (nf/Xx)

I hovered my mouse over it, and the url showed up in my bottom toolbar. But then I use Firefox. Still, it was foolish of Gabe to put that link there, when he could have munged it to not work.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 27, 2013 09:11 AM (60Q+L)

391 Obviously, the Republicans are just doing this to sabotage the President's historic breakthrough.

Posted by: Debbie Wasserman Schulz at November 27, 2013 09:11 AM (K2XO3)

392 I do hope everyone in America take's the WH's advice and discusses Obamacare (and the Federal Government in general) during Thanksgiving. People will be reminded of how much we had to give thanks before it was taken away from us. Then, hopefully, people will realize that we don't have to put up with this type of behavior from elected officials and start saying "This is NOT OK".

Even the current media cannot overlook millions upon millions of disgruntled Americans making their voices heard. Rats flee ships quickly when they realize they are on the wrong side of an angry mob (and in this instance I mean 'angry mob' in 'happy, happy, joy, joy' type of way).

Posted by: TXSwampRat at November 27, 2013 09:11 AM (Sd+D8)

393 Re: blind link, I guess my spidey-sense was tingling (or that was a bit of leftover paranoia from last night's cookie) but just let the mouse pointer hover over the link to see what it was, and lo-and-behold, healthcare-gov. Notttt going there. Never click on blind links! You know that! It may only (only) be the NYSlimes, but it could be the Gaping Maw of Hell, healthcare.gov. (The gaping Ma of Hell is Michelle....)

Posted by: SFGoth at November 27, 2013 09:12 AM (6h2wp)

394 >>*big huge watery eyes* Must. Not. Picture. Winky the house-elf.

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 27, 2013 09:12 AM (SUKHu)

395 ...but extraordinary lying to foreign governments too. Expect no less - it's in their nature.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at November 27, 2013 09:16 AM (VVsZ2)

396 Dang, these people are obsessed with contraception.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 27, 2013 12:33 PM (JRmiD)

The less Democrats reproduce, the better it is.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 27, 2013 09:16 AM (60Q+L)

397 Dammit, Gabe, you put in a link to healthcare.gov without a warning (I thought You know why would lead to a poll)?

Now I have to spend all afternnoon checking for viruses.

Posted by: Methos at November 27, 2013 09:39 AM (hO9ad)

398 Never thought that I would ever give more credence to a statement by a bat shi& crazy mullah that the president of the US.

Posted by: Bufalobob at November 27, 2013 09:43 AM (r8ENS)

399 White House and Iran agree Benghazi attack caused by YouTube video, 'Innocence of Muslims'.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at November 27, 2013 02:33 PM (e8kgV)

400 If you like your nukes program, you can keep your nuke program...

Oh and here's a pile of money we printed... Want some?

Posted by: Seipherd at November 27, 2013 08:00 PM (AortR)

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