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August 14, 2013

Things you probably shouldn't tweet
— Purple Avenger

Dickpics ain't the only thing one should refrain from. For example: openly soliciting random people to come and sell you drugs at work.

Awesome! Can we come too? MT @Sunith_DB8R Any dealers in Vaughan wanna make a 20sac chop? Come to Keele/Langstaff Mr. Lube, need a spliff.
— York Regional Police (@YRP) August 13, 2013

The rocket scientist who made the solicitation tweet has apparently been fired.

As a general rule of thumb, I'd recommend staying away from open uncoded Twitter solicitations for bribes, contract killers, arsonists, drug mules, and bomb makers.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at 11:05 PM | Comments (145)
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1 Ah, Twitter: the cause of and solution to the internet's most embarrassing moments. If there is not yet a Darwin Award-type contest for the dumbest screwups on Twitter, there should be. Weiner'd have won by an inch last year.

Posted by: LizLem at August 14, 2013 11:14 PM (HL9N8)

2 Ooh, first! And with that accomplished I'm off to bed.

Posted by: LizLem at August 14, 2013 11:15 PM (HL9N8)

3 " Reggie Love, the former body man to the president, ...." Direct quote from an article in The Hill about a press conference SCOAMF gave or wanted to give about his birf certificate... "the former body man to the president"? WTF does that mean? WTF could it mean? It means that if you knew where Mr. Love was during the Benghazi disaster, you'd know where SCOAMF was.

Posted by: MoeRon at August 14, 2013 11:37 PM (XdK8k)

4 So that explains why they forgot to put the drain plug back when they changed my oil! And instead of oil, they refilled the engine with bong water!

Posted by: model_1066 at August 14, 2013 11:51 PM (QMWjL)

5 Posted by: MoeRon at August 15, 2013 03:37 AM (XdK8k)

It means they weren't playing Spades in the other room, they were playing Cornhole.

Posted by: sum(random) at August 14, 2013 11:55 PM (UCyxd)

6 Twitter's lower levels are seedier than Coruscant's and teh stupid reigns supreme. Orca Jeantel is Stephen Hawking there. Thanks for the night owl post!

Posted by: OneIron at August 15, 2013 01:08 AM (rcc0V)

7 "He was sacked"

I get it!

Posted by: No There There at August 15, 2013 01:18 AM (rCS6C)

8 This is probably the wrong place to sell a metric ton of opium then, right?

FML.

I'll try Craig's List and Bitcoin.

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 15, 2013 01:33 AM (lq3Ak)

9 Slapweasel at August 15, 2013 05:33 AM (lq3Ak) I don't wear perfume as a rule, but good luck with that ...

Posted by: Adriane... at August 15, 2013 01:35 AM (/yH2j)

10 "As a general rule of thumb, I'd recommend staying away from open uncoded Twitter solicitations for bribes, contract killers, arsonists, drug mules, and bomb makers."

Oh please. What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 15, 2013 01:39 AM (yh0zB)

11 Oh please. What could possibly go wrong? The arson happy contract killer thinks your bribe is a coded message to bomb your drug mule?

Posted by: Adriane... at August 15, 2013 01:48 AM (/yH2j)

12 Roses are red, Violets are blue, There is some funny schtuff on Twitter, I hope none of it is pictures of you ...

Posted by: Adriane... at August 15, 2013 01:56 AM (/yH2j)

13 I got nuthin'

Posted by: We are all rodeo clowns now at August 15, 2013 02:09 AM (JvEFf)

14 So does this mean AQ communication that the US intercepted and decoded was actually a Tweet sent to John Kerry? And the message was - All Your Bases Are Belong To Us.

Was that it? The one that closed all those embassies?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 15, 2013 02:27 AM (2+EWn)

So the blog eats comments if they mention bio weapons? Or McDonald's parking lots?

Posted by: Browncoat Liberation Front at August 15, 2013 02:38 AM (OQpzc)

16 So, not McDonalds, then.

Posted by: Browncoat Liberation Front at August 15, 2013 02:39 AM (OQpzc)

17 Heinz Ketchup may be considered a bio weapon ... by some ...

Posted by: Adriane... at August 15, 2013 02:43 AM (/yH2j)

18 This is probably the wrong place to sell a metric ton of opium then, right?
Posted by: Slapweasel at August 15, 2013 05:33 AM (lq3Ak)

Nah, this place is cool.

Posted by: NSA at August 15, 2013 02:44 AM (hpYnL)

19 Damned Bloomberg. What's next? Mayors against condiments?

Posted by: Browncoat Liberation Front at August 15, 2013 02:45 AM (OQpzc)

20 I see that Kerry is caterwauling about the MB's plight in Egypt. Fuck him and the MB! Civil war is slowly percolating in Egypt. Way to go Barky; helluva job!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 15, 2013 02:46 AM (lbBsF)

21 But never confuse in your recipes the powdered sugar for another white powder.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 15, 2013 02:46 AM (2+EWn)

22 Thanks alot, you wretched quims, for leaving me all alone posting on the ONT. You couldn't even give me the common courtesy of a reacharound, couldja?

There will be no crossbolts in your Xmas stockings this year.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 15, 2013 02:46 AM (ccXZP)

23 There will be no crossbolts in your Xmas stockings this year.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 15, 2013 06:46 AM (ccXZP)

I'm already armed. I used a diamond blade to carve last decade's fruit cake into discus-es. My spell check won't do discus plural. Disci?

Posted by: Browncoat Liberation Front at August 15, 2013 02:50 AM (OQpzc)

The MSN home page has been busy this morning. When I get up an hr ago they had the death toll in Egypt at 327. A little later it was 400+ and now they have it at 525.

Posted by: Molly k. at August 15, 2013 02:55 AM (4ygzS)

25 It won't be like Syria. Asad didn't have 14 million people in the streets asking for what the army did. Also, the Saudis are on the side of the Egyptian military and are pumping in billions.

Posted by: Browncoat Liberation Front at August 15, 2013 02:59 AM (OQpzc)

26 Interesting multidisciplinary study on how many European adults became able to drink milk without getting sick. Recent genetic mutation that also increased fertility by 19%.

http://www.nature.com/news/archaeology-the-milk-revolution-1.13471

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 15, 2013 03:00 AM (2+EWn)

27 Man I could really use a joint after a hard day of filming . . .

Posted by: Sydney Leathers at August 15, 2013 03:02 AM (RXQ2T)

28 *crickets*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 15, 2013 03:03 AM (GjPnA)

29
As a general rule of thumb, I'd recommend staying away from open uncoded Twitter solicitations for bribes, contract killers, arsonists, drug mules, and bomb makers.

So now I should blame Purp for being out of work.

Posted by: Ed Anger at August 15, 2013 03:05 AM (tOkJB)

30 Im surprised the Egypt death toll isn't the mid 5 figures.

Posted by: Jean at August 15, 2013 03:07 AM (CMlD4)

31 Jean, its like voting in Chicago. The tally of dead will rise soon enough.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 15, 2013 03:13 AM (2+EWn)

32 Good morning! Where's Vic????

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2013 03:15 AM (+98Gb)

33 Morning, all. Have to leave for a meeting, so today's story will be on either the Headlines thread or Ben's dump, whichever's up when I get back.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 15, 2013 03:15 AM (zF6Iw)

34 But never confuse in your recipes the powdered sugar for another white powder. Bath salts ... for example ...

Posted by: Adriane... at August 15, 2013 03:17 AM (/yH2j)

35 Take care, Mary P**4 ...

Posted by: Adriane... at August 15, 2013 03:18 AM (/yH2j)

36 Be safe there MPPP. Do not feed anyone into the paper shredder.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 15, 2013 03:19 AM (2+EWn)

37 36 Be safe there MPPP. Do not feed anyone into the paper shredder. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 15, 2013 07:19 AM (2+EWn) Except Alinsky.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2013 03:20 AM (+98Gb)

38 Well, the Blogfather is up ... I have to take Mama Cat to the vet for some old kitty blood work ... Good night, all .... GOOD MORNING, VIC!!!!!!

Posted by: Adriane... at August 15, 2013 03:20 AM (/yH2j)

39 Russian lawyer who posted he thought humanity was like a cancer and went on a shooting rampage in the office that killed six has plead guilty.
http://tinyurl.com/k7p9unm

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 15, 2013 03:21 AM (2+EWn)

40 Things I assume Verizon salesmen NEVER tire of hearing:

"These are not the Droids I am looking for."

Posted by: BurtTC at August 15, 2013 03:21 AM (BeSEI)

41 Cya Adriane!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 15, 2013 03:21 AM (2+EWn)

42 Good morning! Where's Vic????

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2013 07:15 AM (+98Gb)

Waiting on the morning thread. Or is this it?

Posted by: Vic at August 15, 2013 03:23 AM (lZvxr)

43 Hannah Anderson is about to learn the danger of tweeting. There's no social media in prison, Hannah! Unless you hide a smart phone up your butt and someone else puts minutes on it.

Posted by: Waldo at August 15, 2013 03:24 AM (JBCFN)

44 A new off off off Broadway play - Waiting for Morning Thread.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 15, 2013 03:27 AM (2+EWn)

45 42 Good morning! Where's Vic???? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2013 07:15 AM (+98Gb) Waiting on the morning thread. Or is this it? Posted by: Vic at August 15, 2013 07:23 AM (lZvxr) You got me. Gabe is usually rarin' to go with his morning scold.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2013 03:27 AM (+98Gb)

46 44 A new off off off Broadway play - Waiting for Morning Thread. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 15, 2013 07:27 AM (2+EWn) "My Breakfast with DOOM."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2013 03:28 AM (+98Gb)

47 Perhaps the Magpie of Malaise side swiped him?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 15, 2013 03:28 AM (2+EWn)

48 As a general rule of thumb, I'd recommend staying away from open uncoded Twitter solicitations for bribes, contract killers, arsonists, drug mules, and bomb makers. :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::!::::::::: Pshaw! Contract killers are some of the kindest, warmest, bravest, most wonderful human beings I've ever known in my life....

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at August 15, 2013 03:29 AM (uxi9i)

49 Copying other poster ** rattles tin cup on bars of cell while whining for morning thread **

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at August 15, 2013 03:32 AM (KQ9aX)

50 Admiral James T. Kirk,
By the book! Regulation Forty-six-A: 'If transmissions are being monitored during battle...

Lt. Saavik,
... no uncoded messages on an open channel...'

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 15, 2013 03:32 AM (2+EWn)

51 Someone hurry up with the morning thread, willya? These Cheetos stains ain't gonna wash themselves.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 15, 2013 03:36 AM (ccXZP)

52 For New Yorkers, the good news is that Weiner has faded. The bad news, it looks like Bill DeBlasio is in the lead. This guy is as leftist as you can get. I don't think Joe Lhota or George McDonald have much of a shot against any Dem. I just saw that, of all people, Kelsey Grammer might announce his candidacy. He is a conservative. Hmmm...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2013 03:37 AM (+98Gb)

53 I guess platinum membership doesn't buy what it once did...

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at August 15, 2013 03:38 AM (d7H2D)

54 So, is this the default morning thread?

Posted by: Miss Marple at August 15, 2013 03:40 AM (GoIUi)

55 Pshaw! Contract killers are some of the kindest, warmest, bravest, most wonderful human beings I've ever known in my life....

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at August 15, 2013 07:29 AM (uxi9i)

I think they mean hit men, not...er...contractors.

Posted by: Browncoat Liberation Front at August 15, 2013 03:40 AM (OQpzc)

56 "As a general rule of thumb, I'd recommend staying away from open uncoded Twitter solicitations for bribes, contract killers, arsonists, drug mules, and bomb makers." Is that from personal experience or it just seems like a good idea? ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 15, 2013 03:41 AM (2Tv3A)

57 Since it is already approaching 8 may as well get on de news. Don't have much anyway.

Good Morning Morons. Today is Thursday, August 15, 2013. On this day in 1057 King Macbeth was killed at the Battle of Lumphanan by the forces of MÃƒÂ¡el Coluim mac Donnchada.

Posted by: Vic at August 15, 2013 03:42 AM (lZvxr)

58 Fox is a 'Republican news thingy, so says the libtards. Then why this?

The all-out effort to knock back Hillary Clinton before a potential 2016 presidential run even materializes appears to be part of RepublicansÂ’ emerging playbook.

Poor Cankles, she is being picked on. But not a word about the fact that she gave the stand-down order in Benghazi that got the ambassador killed.

http://tinyurl.com/nrbkzgl

Posted by: Vic at August 15, 2013 03:43 AM (lZvxr)

59 I just saw that, of all people, Kelsey Grammer might announce his candidacy. He is a conservative. Hmmm...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton
............
Which would be funny since he did a cable show called "Boss" whbere he was the mayor of Chicago!

and morning! Where's the morning thread?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 15, 2013 03:43 AM (UTq/I)

60 Say it isn't so, gov lies to us about the debt. No shit Sherlock.

http://tinyurl.com/k58beyd

Posted by: Vic at August 15, 2013 03:43 AM (lZvxr)

61 54 So, is this the default morning thread? Posted by: Miss Marple at August 15, 2013 07:40 AM (GoIUi) Sequester... and the middle class. Thread.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2013 03:44 AM (+98Gb)

62 If someone doesn't hurry up with the morning news, all the snark I have saved up will be lost, like tears in rain.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 15, 2013 03:44 AM (ccXZP)

63 How many "clowns" were fired for wearing Republican masks? None you say?

http://tinyurl.com/mjfsrk5

Posted by: Vic at August 15, 2013 03:44 AM (lZvxr)

64 DAY 281 1,180 to go (1,253 to Inauguration Day 2017) Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, McCain's, MIRV's, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2013 03:44 AM (+98Gb)

65 Court tells Obama he must obey the law. Since when does this SOB listen to the court?

http://tinyurl.com/kkfnv2p

Posted by: Vic at August 15, 2013 03:44 AM (lZvxr)

66 Aug 15, 1969: The Woodstock festival opens in Bethel, New York

Posted by: Browncoat Liberation Front at August 15, 2013 03:45 AM (OQpzc)

67 Headline at WaEx

Conservative columnist touts Hillary Clinton for president

So who is this "conservative columnist? Kathlene Parker is ho and no, she is a liberal scrunt.

http://tinyurl.com/ls8haso

Posted by: Vic at August 15, 2013 03:45 AM (lZvxr)

68 58 Posted by: Vic at August 15, 2013 07:43 AM (lZvxr) I thought it was Valerie Ferret?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2013 03:45 AM (+98Gb)

69 Kindle Daily Deals

http://tinyurl.com/ndxd2ot

Posted by: Vic at August 15, 2013 03:46 AM (lZvxr)

70 all the snark I have saved up will be lost, like tears in rain. Time to dye ...

Posted by: Cloth Makers, Everywhere! at August 15, 2013 03:46 AM (/yH2j)

71 I just saw that, of all people, Kelsey Grammer might announce his candidacy. He is a conservative. Hmmm... ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: KG is conservative and pretty darned intelligent (for an actor) but, man oh man, does he have some personal baggage. Let's just say that poor impulse control has been a defining character trait. But I'd vote for him if I still lived in the city.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at August 15, 2013 03:46 AM (uxi9i)

72 For those of you on the Twitter, I put up a link there @conservativecra for an ugly little Media Matters smear of Megyn Kelly. They will tell you who they fear, and this dickwad is terrified of Megyn.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at August 15, 2013 03:46 AM (d7H2D)

73 I have spoken before about my work at the food pantry at my church. Also, my son works at a local hospital clinic and the Medicaid paydowns have gone up.

Now I see that Wal-Mart missed its target for revenues for this quarter.

Things are not looking good for the working poor.

Posted by: Miss Marple at August 15, 2013 03:46 AM (GoIUi)

74 Court tells Obama he must obey the law. Since when does this SOB listen to the court?
Posted by: Vic
.............
Only when they rule in his favor.. then "we are a nation of laws".. lmfao

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 15, 2013 03:47 AM (UTq/I)

75 Unless its at Woodstock, then its a tie-dye.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 15, 2013 03:47 AM (2+EWn)

76 Turn, hellhound, turn.

And damned be him who first cries Hold, enough.

Posted by: Orseon Welles' last good movie at August 15, 2013 03:48 AM (JNUY4)

77 The Woodstock festival opens in Bethel, New York Posted by: Browncoat Liberation Front
.............
And to this day, about 5 million people claim to have been there...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 15, 2013 03:48 AM (UTq/I)

78 Miss Marple, tonight will be at church, Feast of the Assumption of the Virgin Mary. Engage prayer engine.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 15, 2013 03:48 AM (2+EWn)

79 Reminds me of a good friend of mine in the Navy who has a problem with "reply" and "reply all" when replying to Emails.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 15, 2013 03:50 AM (9Xc5j)

80 #78 I will be going to the noon mass. Prayers fully engaged.

Posted by: Miss Marple at August 15, 2013 03:50 AM (GoIUi)

81 Levin was all over the Clintoon foundation scam and took a few shots at fatass Kathleen Porker. Didn't some of you morons talk about some pics of Palin in a 2 piece? I figure Mr Porker has taken that right to the spank bank and is probably rubbing out a new deposit as I type this.

Posted by: Captain Hate on an iPhone at August 15, 2013 03:51 AM (HHLa/)

82 The Blessed Virgin is the Patroness of the Americas. On this day I think it proper to ask for her prayers and intercession for our nation.

Posted by: Miss Marple at August 15, 2013 03:52 AM (GoIUi)

83 $70 trillion, $17 trillion, who cares -- It's not like that is real money, anyhow.

Who's up for a dick pic?

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 15, 2013 03:53 AM (ccXZP)

84 The Blessed Virgin is the Patroness of the Americas. On this day I think it proper to ask for her prayers and intercession for our nation.
Posted by: Miss Marple
..............
Yes, because only divine intervention can get us out of the mess we are in.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 15, 2013 03:53 AM (UTq/I)

85 Oh Morning all.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 15, 2013 03:54 AM (9Xc5j)

86 They seem to dropping like flies in Egypt? Friends of kerry/obama/McRiino/Miss Lindsey?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 15, 2013 03:55 AM (9Xc5j)

87 And damned be him who first cries Hold, enough.

Posted by: Orseon Welles' last good movie at August 15, 2013 07:48 AM (JNUY4)

You speak to Casca; and to such a man

That is no fleering tell-tale. Hold, my hand:

Be factious for redress of all these griefs;

And I will set this foot of mine as far

As who goes farthest.

Posted by: Browncoat Liberation Front at August 15, 2013 03:55 AM (OQpzc)

88 No wonder there's a backlash ifs THIS will get you canned: Â“Hey, I know IÂ’m a clown,Â” Gessling said during SaturdayÂ’s show. Â“He [Obama] is just running around acting like one. DoesnÂ’t know he is one.Â” Obama is such a thin-skinned narcissist that no criticism is allowed. No wonder there's backlash. Obama is not my god. He's not my savior, I didn't vote for him and I'm proud of it (How do you like that, NSA?) I pray for his personal safety and that of his family, that he might be guided by God and that he learn to love this country but he looks rather pathetic when he won't step into this controversy and say "This kind of thing has happened to Presidents at rodeos for decades. Let it go, NAACP."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 15, 2013 03:55 AM (2Tv3A)

"Now I see Wal-Mart missed its target for revenues for this quarter."

Maybe they should have kept selling Paula Deens merchandise insted of bowing to the race-baiters.

Posted by: Case at August 15, 2013 03:55 AM (o00SF)

90 52 For New Yorkers, the good news is that Weiner has faded. The bad news, it looks like Bill DeBlasio is in the lead. This guy is as leftist as you can get. And Client 9 has a comfortable lead in the polls.

Posted by: real joe at August 15, 2013 03:56 AM (5wsCu)

91 People surprised at the Clintons being involved in another scandal probably are shocked every time the Sun rises in the East.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 15, 2013 03:56 AM (ccXZP)

92 The best screen version of Macbeth was made in Japan. Sometimes it is called "Spider Web Castle" and sometimes "Throne of Blood", if you ever get a chance it is well worth checking out. Directed by Kurosawa and starring Toshiro Mifune and the slopes of Mount Fuji.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at August 15, 2013 03:57 AM (E3gqr)

93 And to this day, about 5 million people claim to have been there... :::::::::::::::::::::::' The same with VN vets. There are more people claiming to be Vietnam vets alive today than the total number who served. And outside of Camp Lejune, I've not met a single one who was a truck driver or a supply clerk. They were all Force Recon, Green Beanies, Navy SEALs, etc.... Maybe that's why we lost; we had nobody to deliver C-rations and ammo to the Secret Squirrel Special Operators in the field.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at August 15, 2013 03:57 AM (uxi9i)

94 For New Yorkers, the good news is that Weiner has faded. The bad news, it looks like Bill DeBlasio is in the lead. This guy is as leftist as you can get. And Client 9 has a comfortable lead in the polls. Posted by: real joe at August 15, 2013 07:56 AM (5wsCu) Yup. I said the other day, this is the most left wing crowd I ever saw. Not a "Moderate" in sight. And I also said that as much as I and everyone here hates Nanny Bloomberg, whoever wins this election is going to make bloomie look like a right wing fanatic like me.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 15, 2013 03:58 AM (9Xc5j)

95 No one give the Weiner any political Cialis.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 15, 2013 03:59 AM (2+EWn)

96 The Clinton Foundation is nothing but a front to funnel money to those who will aid the hildebeest in her quest for world domination.

Posted by: Waldo at August 15, 2013 03:59 AM (JBCFN)

89 "Now I see Wal-Mart missed its target for revenues for this quarter."

Maybe they should have kept selling Paula Deens merchandise insted of bowing to the race-baiters.

NO. It means things economic are worse than reported. Look for the public mood to get ugly soon. Not good news for TFG.

Posted by: Post Modern Gothic at August 15, 2013 03:59 AM (oDCMR)

98 I just saw that, of all people, Kelsey Grammer might announce his candidacy. He is a conservative. Hmmm... Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2013 07:37 AM (+98Gb) Too many strippers in his closet.

Posted by: Waldo at August 15, 2013 04:00 AM (JBCFN)

99 I was NOT at Woodstock. I have never understood the allure of bragging about spending a few days wallowing in mud with a significant portion of human urine and feces in its makeup. The music was uneven and if you weren't a druggie, you spent a most of time cold, miserable, exhausted, hungry, and thirsty. Had it gone on much longer, people would've been dropping like flies.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at August 15, 2013 04:00 AM (KQ9aX)

100 Yes, because only divine intervention can get us out of the mess we are in. Well unless God's judgment is behind this mess we are in. I know you're not a religious believer, chi-town However for people of faith it is good to ask for pardon for our sins as a country and for God's intervention . Heck, I think people should ask every Holy figure they know to intercede to God for the US: The Virgin Mary, Francois Fenelon, Fr., Emil Kapaun, St Keri Tenawitha (sp?) etc, etc.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 15, 2013 04:01 AM (2Tv3A)

101 Truth is weiner actually helped spitzer by taking the headlights off him. But that is just so wrong, because in reality spitzer broke a whole host of laws and by not going after him for those back when it happened, they layed the ground for this "comeback" . I hate democrats

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 15, 2013 04:01 AM (9Xc5j)

102 Now that Peggy Noonen has sobered up and is back to practicing real journalism on the IRS, the Morning Intern Killer has replaced her with RINO enabling females like K-Pork and Jen Rubin to praise Rodham.

Posted by: Captain Hate on an iPhone at August 15, 2013 04:02 AM (HHLa/)

103 Hey JJ who are you voting for Mayor?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 15, 2013 04:02 AM (9Xc5j)

104 Just think if the National Guard had not saved those idiots at Woodstock. How many follow on idiots could have been prevented if those stoned freaks had resorted to cannibalism?

Harsh? Yes. But look around.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 15, 2013 04:03 AM (2+EWn)

105 If Oprah's movie bombs, expect her to go on another rampage of terrorizing shop girls. She keeps talking out of both sides of her purse flap. Fist she's sorry and then she's yapping again about the woman being a raaaccciiissst!

Posted by: Waldo at August 15, 2013 04:04 AM (JBCFN)

106 @89 I was being sarcastic PMG. However Wal-Mart should have told the race-baiters to go to hell.

Posted by: Case at August 15, 2013 04:04 AM (o00SF)

107 99 I was NOT at Woodstock. I have never understood the allure of bragging about spending a few days wallowing in mud with a significant portion of human urine and feces in its makeup. The music was uneven and if you weren't a druggie, you spent a most of time cold, miserable, exhausted, hungry, and thirsty. Had it gone on much longer, people would've been dropping like flies. Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at August 15, 2013 08:00 AM (KQ9aX) Where's that time machine ace doesn't have? I think we've stumbled upon an excellent use for it.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at August 15, 2013 04:05 AM (d7H2D)

108 Good Morning All!! Woke up at 3:30 am local time and cannot get back to sleep. Fella sleep with the tube on and when I woke up that George Lopez show was on. Cannot stand that dimwit. He needs a nightstick shampoo by LA's finest followed by deportation. Come to think of it that is what most of Hollywierd needs. This day screams hash browns and bacon, lots 'o bacon.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 15, 2013 04:06 AM (RXQ2T)

109 One of my fellow Navy Dentists was at Woodstock. He was a Boy Scout Camp down the road and they manned the First Aid Tent. He has some good stories

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 15, 2013 04:06 AM (9Xc5j)

110 That silly grin on my face is NOT because I have been humping the neighbor's cat, but because I have been mentioned as a possible 2016 candidate.

The neighbor's cat? Here, kitty kitty kitty.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 15, 2013 04:06 AM (ccXZP)

111 I'm thinking of a new rule. I'm not voting for a candidate unless they do have a bronze memorial plaque in the champagne room in the raunchiest strip club in town. It can be a chick. I'm open minded.

Posted by: Browncoat Liberation Front at August 15, 2013 04:06 AM (OQpzc)

112 This day screams hash browns and bacon, lots 'o bacon. Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 15, 2013 08:06 AM (RXQ2T) Got room for another?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 15, 2013 04:07 AM (9Xc5j)

113 Had I been of age in that area, I would have been at Woodstock - as Guardsman hosing their filthy asses down.

Posted by: Jean at August 15, 2013 04:07 AM (CMlD4)

114 #97 You are correct. These people are being hit harder than a lot of morons realize. I see it every week. Our food pantry ran out of meat, produce, and dairy last week, and one of the women who came in said that all the southside pantries were in the same shape.

These people have been hit hard by unemployment, reduced hours if they are employed, higher medicaid paydowns, higher food and gas prices.

Now add to that the prospect of a long and cold winter (which is what Joe Bastardi is predicting), higher utility bills due to EPA's rulings, and the confiscation of part of their meager tax return money for Obamacare fines.

Middle class people get angry and bitch on the internet and vote.

The people I am talking about will beat the crap out of OFA organizers.

Posted by: Miss Marple at August 15, 2013 04:07 AM (GoIUi)

115 "arsonists"

Hey, the little man loved fire!

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at August 15, 2013 04:07 AM (U+vgB)

116 Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at August 15, 2013 07:57 AM (uxi9i)

Hey I was a MM. 72-73; 73-74

Posted by: Vic at August 15, 2013 04:07 AM (lZvxr)

117 Another idea--agree to let the enviro-weenies to restore DC to its natural state as a malarial swamp. Mandate that all EPA employees must live within it, according to their regulations. I predict the agency will not last the first summer.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at August 15, 2013 04:08 AM (d7H2D)

118

# 115

Are these people on food stamps?

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at August 15, 2013 04:09 AM (R8hU8)

119 I just made bacon and potato pancakes, dragged the trash out, cam in and my kids had eaten the entire package of bacon. They weren't even awake when I went outside.

Posted by: Jean at August 15, 2013 04:09 AM (CMlD4)

120 Conservative Crank, make sure you have the contract for body bags.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 15, 2013 04:11 AM (2+EWn)

121 Ditto on the Throne of Blood. Kurosawa was pretty damn good with Shakespeare. He was also a good source for Hollywood. He wrote a story called "Runaway Train" that was just a hell of a movie, although made here. And there's a juvenile reading of it called "Train Master" (made by a non-film producer as a tribute to his deceased little boy) that's got everything but Voight snarling "No. Worse: Human!"

Â“No beast so fierce but knows some touch of pity.
But I know none, and therefore am no beast.Â”

Posted by: comatus at August 15, 2013 04:11 AM (JNUY4)

122 Gave and new thread up

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at August 15, 2013 04:11 AM (d7H2D)

123 *Gabe*

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at August 15, 2013 04:12 AM (d7H2D)

124 Here's a few more to ask God to intercede for the US: St Kateri Tekawitha (I spelled her name incorrectly before, Sorry) She was a Native American from NY) St. Elizabeth Ann Seton St, Katherine Drexel -All born in America or what would become America. I'm not sure of the date of Tekawitha's birth.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 15, 2013 04:12 AM (2Tv3A)

125 my kids had eaten the entire package of bacon. They weren't even awake when I went outside. Posted by: Jean at August 15, 2013 08:09 AM (CMlD4) That's what kids are for right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 15, 2013 04:12 AM (9Xc5j)

126 I actually think Mel Gibson was not bad in "Macbeth" and I loved Olivier but couldn't get past his blonde hair.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 15, 2013 04:13 AM (2Tv3A)

127 I'm in an affluent area - the usually benefactors of our church's and boy scout food efforts have been Hispanic - the demographic has shifted significantly. There are some angry lower middle class white folk out there. Not sure how they break politically - they would be easily seduced by the properly wrapped FSA handout.

Posted by: Jean at August 15, 2013 04:13 AM (CMlD4)

128 I heard some commercial by Surfriders that pissed me off. They were arguing about moving benchmarks. That it was not okay to say that 95% of the beaches were clean and it is good enough because in the future they may say that 80% of those beaches are clean and it is good enough, etc. So, it always had to be 100%. That's the attitude among the whackos. Our air is cleaner than ever but they still want industry to reduce pollution beyond what they are capable of doing without shutting down.

Posted by: Waldo at August 15, 2013 04:14 AM (JBCFN)

129 #115 Some are on food stamps, some aren't. Some just miss the food stamp guidelines. We have Social Security people and disability people, too.

Since I am a person who is willing to actually TALK to them, they often tell me why they are there. We do have a per cent who are probably grifters, but really not that many.

Lost jobs, broken families, unemployment, can only get part time work, health issues (several who are barely ambulatory), etc.

Posted by: Miss Marple at August 15, 2013 04:14 AM (GoIUi)

130 Today is Hempfest Day in Seattle, and I want some Doritos:

(AP) Oh, and the Seattle police - who have long turned a lenient eye on Hempfest tokers - don't plan to be writing tickets or making arrests. They'll be busy handing out Doritos.

Fuckity. Someone grab me a bag, wouldja?

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 15, 2013 04:15 AM (ccXZP)

131 98 I just saw that, of all people, Kelsey Grammer might announce his candidacy. He is a conservative. Hmmm... Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2013 07:37 AM (+98Gb) Too many strippers in his closet. Posted by: Waldo at August 15, 2013 08:00 AM (JBCFN) ########## Yeah but no picks of Fraiser's little buddy and all he has to say is, "so, I'm an actor and besides, they come highly recommended from the former governor of New York and I'm spreading the wealth." Or he could simply say that after Diane and Lilth who wouldn't require the services of a few strippers!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 15, 2013 04:17 AM (RXQ2T)

132 Middle class people get angry and bitch on the internet and vote. The people I am talking about will beat the crap out of OFA organizers. Not guilty!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 15, 2013 04:18 AM (8D0/R)

133 Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at August 15, 2013 07:57 AM (E3gqr) Thanks for the recommendation. I have never hear of that although I know of an enjoy other of his films.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 15, 2013 04:19 AM (2Tv3A)

134 Throne of Blood the arrow scene is pretty awesome.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 15, 2013 04:22 AM (2+EWn)

135 130 #115 Some are on food stamps, some aren't. Some just miss the food stamp guidelines. We have Social Security people and disability people, too. Since I am a person who is willing to actually TALK to them, they often tell me why they are there. We do have a per cent who are probably grifters, but really not that many. Lost jobs, broken families, unemployment, can only get part time work, health issues (several who are barely ambulatory), etc. Posted by: Miss Marple at August 15, 2013 08:14 AM (GoIUi) ####### Proverbs 22:9 Have a great day Miss Marple!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 15, 2013 04:25 AM (RXQ2T)

136

>>>>Well unless God's judgment is behind this mess we are in.

Could be.

Posted by: Bigby's Karate Chop at August 15, 2013 04:30 AM (3ZtZW)

137 >>>>135 Throne of Blood the arrow scene is pretty awesome.<<<<

I like the ghost in the forest. Creepy as all get out....

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at August 15, 2013 04:30 AM (E3gqr)

138 I live in York Region (north or Toronto). I am so reassured to know that York Regional Police have the resources to monitor Twitter. Oddly, they don't have the resources to pick up the drug dealers that operate every weekend in the local high school parking lot. I guess they must get a pretty good cut from that.

Posted by: Lickmuffin at August 15, 2013 05:19 AM (oMNfV)

139 Okay, I'm officially Old. I had no idea what a "spliff" meant. I guess the last stoner movie I saw was "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back", and I was already too old to get a lot of that. But I did like the CockKnocker. I'd like a glove like that to use on some people I know.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 15, 2013 05:27 AM (hTDbY)

140 awesome! except for the part where tax dollars are paying for cops to read twitter all day.

Posted by: X at August 15, 2013 06:14 AM (KHo8t)

141 even better, in 20 years taxpayers will be paying a $200k pension to a guy who read twitter messages.

Posted by: X at August 15, 2013 06:17 AM (KHo8t)

142 I imagine things are slow these days for the MySpace Squad of York PD.

Posted by: X at August 15, 2013 06:20 AM (KHo8t)

143 They probably have an app that just scanned new tweets for keywords and clues to physical locations in their jurisdiction...or someone just dropped a dime on him

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 15, 2013 07:49 AM (K/Nb+)

144 People post murder and other crime confessions online these days. Scanning social media is way more cost effective in manpower than wearing out tires and shoeleather

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 15, 2013 07:51 AM (K/Nb+)

145 Trust me. Twitter is totally secure.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at August 15, 2013 10:17 AM (CyP2Z)

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