May 21, 2013

Thousands of Criminals Commit Anti-American Speech Acts, Defiling Exalted Temples of Government
— Ace

Who do these people think they are?

Do they not understand that they offend the dignity of the government they serve when they question it?

Someone should remind them.

BTW: If you haven't noticed, please take note of the HUGE CORRECTION in the story below.

Posted by: Ace at 03:24 PM | Comments (413)
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1 I heard there was going to be a "Huge Ewection"?


Posted by: Bawney Fwank at May 21, 2013 03:26 PM (LMe5z)

2 I was going to budget for a lace wig or a tri-corner hat...  Hmm  Which one to buy first?  Oh, and make some torches

Posted by: Yip at May 21, 2013 03:27 PM (/jHWN)

3 No one bigfoots the Ewok.

Posted by: fluffy at May 21, 2013 03:28 PM (5XiGv)

4 Thousands of Criminals Commit Anti-American Speech Acts, Defiling Exalted Temples of Government


I wish I could have been there to set them all straight.

Posted by: Susan Roesgen at May 21, 2013 03:28 PM (8ZskC)

5 okay, what happened to the next thread?

Posted by: Mallfly at May 21, 2013 03:28 PM (bJm7W)

6 Drew pulled it out real quick

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 21, 2013 03:29 PM (gWOtP)

7 okay, what happened to the next thread? What difference, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: t-bird at May 21, 2013 03:29 PM (FcR7P)

8


Tea Partiers???

Never heard of 'em

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at May 21, 2013 03:29 PM (Pr6hk)

9 The Tea Party lives; Contessa Brewer's career not so much...

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 21, 2013 03:29 PM (0N69J)

10 I was at ours today. G26 in a combat holster was with me. Too few people turned out.

Posted by: Tip of the berg at May 21, 2013 03:30 PM (Cs2tJ)

11 If nobody crapped on a police car it isn't newsworthy.

Posted by: The MSM, Now With 20% More Objectivity at May 21, 2013 03:30 PM (8ZskC)

12 Sorry for the ealy OT but I have no words for how disgusting the left is.This from Barbara Boxer. “This is climate change. We were warned about extreme weather. Not just hot weather. But extreme weather. When I had my hearings, when I had the gavel years ago. -It’s been a while – the scientists all agreed that what we’d start to see was extreme weather. And people looked at one another and said ‘what do you mean? It’s gonna get hot?’ Yeah, it’s gonna get hot. But you’re also going to see snow in the summer in some places. You’re gonna have terrible storms. You’re going to have tornados and all the rest. We need to protect our people. That’s our number one obligation and we have to deal with this threat that is upon us and that is gonna get worse and worse though the years.” [Boxer] also plugged her own bill, cosponsored with Sen. Bernie Sanders that would put a tax on carbon. “Carbon could cost us the planet,” she said. “The least we could do is put a little charge on it so people move to clean energy.”

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2013 03:30 PM (9XBK2)

13 Are we back to the future now?

Posted by: irright at May 21, 2013 03:30 PM (DtNNC)

14 HT American Spectator:  Following up on yesterdays excellent article on the IRS saga and the union involvement ...   "no comment" from union when asked to comment on situation..  hmmm

http://bit.ly/11WxGTq

Posted by: Yip at May 21, 2013 03:31 PM (/jHWN)

15 i.e. last thread...

I feel so dirty...

alas.

Posted by: Portnoy at May 21, 2013 03:31 PM (A5Abh)

16 I've had a raging HUGE correction for four hours now. Is it time to phone the doctor?

Posted by: andycanuck at May 21, 2013 03:32 PM (BFgg1)

17

Drew pulled it out real quick

 

 

Uhhhh....huh huh...huhuhuhuh

Posted by: Butthead at May 21, 2013 03:32 PM (ZRmWD)

18

I'm still looking for the HUGE ERRECTION in the story below......

 

Posted by: MrObvious at May 21, 2013 03:32 PM (NlAiP)

19

Damnit! I'd like to get one post in without finding out someone already beat me to the obvious snark. This time I got beat by Bawny Fwank!

 

Posted by: MrObvious at May 21, 2013 03:33 PM (NlAiP)

20 ... " A powerful labor union — the union that represents IRS employees — is displaying a pattern of refusing to answer questions. Other than the solitary statement to The American Spectator that “President Kelley has never discussed the tea party with the president.”

Posted by: Yip at May 21, 2013 03:33 PM (/jHWN)

21 The next IRS protest should be a bake sale.
Get a good lawyer.
See how many regulations you can violate selling home made cookies on a street corner, and dare some one to arrest you.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 21, 2013 03:34 PM (f1agA)

22 Boxer: "The least we could do is put a little charge on it" Boxer thinks that taxes should be used as a punishment for behaviour she dislikes. At least she is honest about it

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 21, 2013 03:35 PM (gWOtP)

23

This time I got beat by Bawny Fwank!

 

 

Usually he prefers oral, but hey.....winning?

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at May 21, 2013 03:35 PM (ZRmWD)

24 Oh, where is the below story?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 21, 2013 03:35 PM (f1agA)

25 "This is climate change. We were warned about extreme weather. Not just hot weather. But extreme weather."


If we don't act now we will move from Extreme Weather to Radical Weather.  That's an 11.

Posted by: Sen. Barbara Boxer (D) Mensa at May 21, 2013 03:35 PM (8ZskC)

26 >>> I wish I could have been there to set them all straight. Posted by: Susan Roesgen How is the weekend reporter job in New Orleans working out for you?

Posted by: fluffy at May 21, 2013 03:35 PM (5XiGv)

27 Ace,
second and third link go to same location.

If that's deliberate please disregard.

Cheers.

Posted by: SGT. York at May 21, 2013 03:36 PM (IdV/i)

28 More breaking news (from 2013) about the Admin stalking Rosen... it also includes his parents' phone records. See the sock link.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 21, 2013 03:36 PM (BFgg1)

29 <<If nobody crapped on a police car it isn't newsworthy.
Posted by: The MSM>>

You guys didn't think it was when that actually happened.

Posted by: SGT. York at May 21, 2013 03:37 PM (IdV/i)

30 I suggest the bake sale feature plenty of turnovers with a sign saying. "There needs to be huge turnovers at the IRS" or a cutout of George Washington holding a cherry pie-"We cannot tell a lie-The IRS is completely corrupt."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 21, 2013 03:38 PM (pthep)

31 >>> BTW: If you haven't noticed, please take note of the HUGE CORRECTION in the story below. Where's Ace?

Posted by: Paul Anka at May 21, 2013 03:38 PM (5XiGv)

32 "DOJ monitoring even more 'phone numbers"
Hell, I thought the government was monitoring all of them,
...and the internet too

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 21, 2013 03:38 PM (f1agA)

33 I'm pretty sure ours got rained out today. I can't  find any locals covering it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 21, 2013 03:39 PM (+z4pE)

34
Any asshole with a video camera can be a "storm chaser."
The only thing more asshole-ish is being a ghost hunter.

Posted by: soothsayer at May 21, 2013 03:39 PM (KwX0v)

35 If ace was always perfect this place would be boring as hell.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at May 21, 2013 03:39 PM (q177U)

36 <<"This is climate change. We were warned about extreme weather. Not just hot weather. But extreme weather."


If we don't act now we will move from Extreme Weather to Radical Weather. That's an 11.>>

Al Gore is writing "Rules for Radical Weather" as we speak.

(why does the Left act as if every storm is the first time that's ever happened?)

Posted by: SGT. York at May 21, 2013 03:39 PM (IdV/i)

37 Devi's foods cake-"Too bad they're are so many devils at the IRS."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 21, 2013 03:40 PM (pthep)

38 A bunch of retirees politely protesting? Oohhh that'll get their attention. That IRS office ought to look like a certain African embassy.

Posted by: Sam in Va at May 21, 2013 03:40 PM (VlWBy)

39 what about a mom hunter?

Posted by: Eaton Cox at May 21, 2013 03:40 PM (q177U)

40 All those Tea Party protesters at the IRS HQ look like a bunch of old farts. You know, the solid citizen, served in Korea, and Vietnam, raised a house full of kids, and paid taxes for 50 fucking years type of old farts. That's the best picture I've seen all day.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 21, 2013 03:42 PM (4Mv1T)

41 The police/DHS officers on hand probably greeted them by name. You know, since the IRS has been gathering so much info on each of these Tea party organizations with their intrusive questionnaires.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2013 03:42 PM (0qqnb)

42 36 (why does the Left act as if every storm is the first time that's ever happened?) Because it suits their political purposes,though some of them are truly just stupid and ignorant.

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2013 03:43 PM (9XBK2)

43 I wish that some radical weather would plop a house down on top of Boxer.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 21, 2013 03:43 PM (WLywR)

44 No Rape Tents? Do the savage Tea Partiers just rape willy nilly out in the open? No fertilizing Mother Gaia with their golden excrement? Anti-environmentalist nut jobs.

Posted by: RWC at May 21, 2013 03:43 PM (Wl/Ht)

45 Wait a minute-- this post is from 1968.

Posted by: zsasz at May 21, 2013 03:44 PM (MMC8r)

46 44 - No rape tents?
******

*up-twinkles*

Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2013 03:45 PM (0qqnb)

47
BTW: If you haven't noticed, please take note of the HUGE CORRECTION in the story below.



Ah May of 2012. Romney was going to be President, the Republicans were going to take the Senate, next year's new Star Trek movie wasn't going to suck space nuts....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 21, 2013 03:46 PM (kdS6q)

48 Wallmart has a special on rape tents right now.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at May 21, 2013 03:46 PM (q177U)

49 DHS to begin buying up Metamucil supply in 3....2.....1....

Posted by: Marc Alberts at May 21, 2013 03:46 PM (OL96w)

50 Obama and his cronies finally delivered my tax return today.

Time to buy another firearm.  Or two.

Posted by: Fritz at May 21, 2013 03:46 PM (G9Mmf)

51 Looks like all the posters are still stuck in 2012.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at May 21, 2013 03:47 PM (q177U)

52 Old people? Useless eaters, all of them! No healthcare for you

Posted by: IRS Gauleiter at May 21, 2013 03:47 PM (RLTt1)

53
"Extreme weather" is an easy sell, especially to young dumb people. They buy into these 'unprecedented' weather claims because a)  they haven't experienced a lot of weather, and b) they are stupid and they simply want to believe the Left's explanation for unpleasant, inconvenient weather.


Posted by: soothsayer at May 21, 2013 03:47 PM (052zE)

54 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 21, 2013 07:46 PM (kdS6q) Ace started the first treatment of his 'Prometheus' review. Such a simple time.

Posted by: RWC at May 21, 2013 03:48 PM (Wl/Ht)

55 Just one more-Pound cake. "Obama admin pounding us with tyranny through the IRS"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 21, 2013 03:49 PM (pthep)

56
Exclusive - Must Credit AceofSpades.com

Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria Seriously Wounded. Expected to Recover.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 21, 2013 03:49 PM (kdS6q)

57 55 Yes,also ignorant of history.

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2013 03:50 PM (9XBK2)

58 okay, what happened to the next thread? What difference, at this point, does it make? *** that was a long time ago

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 21, 2013 03:50 PM (piMMO)

59 The "Old Ace" would have dealt with  the "Old News" by double-posting the next item because .... Look!  A shiny quarter !

Posted by: mrp at May 21, 2013 03:50 PM (HjPtV)

60

that was a long time ago

 

When will then be now?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 21, 2013 03:51 PM (+z4pE)

61 please take note of the HUGE CORRECTION in the story below. You're not the boss of me.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 21, 2013 03:52 PM (Rv6Eb)

62 The only tax protest that will get any real attention is when citizens stop paying taxes.

Posted by: thought crimes r us at May 21, 2013 03:52 PM (cvk3j)

63 What year is this?

Posted by: AoS Fact-Checking Bureau at May 21, 2013 03:52 PM (OL96w)

64 (why does the Left act as if every storm is the first time that's ever happened?)

Posted by: SGT. York


Because 'never let a crisis go to waste' is why.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 21, 2013 03:52 PM (dwArK)

65 >>>When will then be now? Every now and then.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 21, 2013 03:52 PM (4Mv1T)

66
Scott Pelley, the retard on CBS, just asked Chip Reid if the tornado was due to global warming. Chip Reid said nope.

Scott Pelley paused for a second and said, "Fascinating," which would've been the exact same response if Chip Reid said yes. Pelley didn't even listen to what Chip Reid explained, Pelley just said fascinating as if Reid just revealed new scientific data to the story.


Posted by: soothsayer at May 21, 2013 03:52 PM (vzLhi)

67 I wonder how many rapes occurred at these rallies today?  And police cars being crapped on?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2013 03:53 PM (lVPtV)

68 >>> When will then be now? Can you say that again, please?

Posted by: The Smiths at May 21, 2013 03:53 PM (5XiGv)

69 Jamie Dupree ‏@jamiedupree 42s Senate Judiciary Committee approves bipartisam immigration reform bill on vote of 13-5 Jamie Dupree ‏@jamiedupree 40s Audience begins cheering and shouting "Yes we can!" as the vote was announced in the Judiciary Committee

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 21, 2013 03:54 PM (piMMO)

70 You know why Barbara Boxer's dessicated cooter used to smell so bad?  Carbon.  And extremely poor personal hygiene.  But mostly carbon.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 21, 2013 03:55 PM (0N69J)

71 Hitler Invades Poland! AoS On The Ground With Live Updates!

Posted by: So Where Is This Blitz at May 21, 2013 03:55 PM (6RDA5)

72 So, Josh Marshall, Jonathan Capehart, and Ezra Klein walk into a bar ...

Posted by: mrp at May 21, 2013 03:55 PM (HjPtV)

73 oh yes
pass the immigration reform bill
so we can see how many foreign nationals ignore it

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 21, 2013 03:56 PM (f1agA)

74 Just followed link to Daily Beast to read Kirsten Powers column from sidebar....   Good stuff...  till you wonder down and read the comments.  Good god, the libtards are truly retarded and zombie brained.  ( no offense to zombies )

Posted by: Yip at May 21, 2013 03:56 PM (/jHWN)

75 74 So, Josh Marshall, Jonathan Capehart, and Ezra Klein walk into a bar ...



And get tossed out on their asses because they're underaged.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2013 03:57 PM (lVPtV)

76 ) 13 Are we back to the future now? 

Posted by: irright at May 21, 2013 07:30 PM (DtNNC)



Just the present.  But the future is coming SOON (TM). 

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 21, 2013 03:57 PM (oY6Yp)

77 Friday I'm in love again.

Posted by: Eaton Cox at May 21, 2013 03:57 PM (q177U)

78 @73 *chuckles* *LOUDLY*

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 21, 2013 03:58 PM (4Mv1T)

79 I've been out of the country since May 2012.  What'd I miss?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 21, 2013 03:58 PM (pxDth)

80 I should have read the date.

Posted by: Last Words Of Guy Who Misread Can Of Spam Expiration Date By One Year. at May 21, 2013 03:58 PM (6RDA5)

81 52 Looks like all the posters are still stuck in 2012. Posted by: Eaton Cox at May 21, 2013 07:47 PM (q177U) Sometimes, they come back. cue spooky music http://tinyurl.com/kvt586t

Posted by: RWC at May 21, 2013 03:59 PM (Wl/Ht)

82 So, the DoJ went after James Rosen's parents.  Where's the outrage?  Hell, the media won't even cover Barry's Drunkle Oboingo and Auntie Zeituni living here on our dime.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2013 03:59 PM (lVPtV)

83 >>>I've been out of the country since May 2012. What'd I miss? Apparently... nothing.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 21, 2013 03:59 PM (4Mv1T)

84 Just followed link to Daily Beast to read Kirsten Powers column from sidebar.... Good stuff... till you wonder down and read the comments. Good god, the libtards are truly retarded and zombie brained. ( no offense to zombies )

Posted by: Yip at May 21, 2013 07:56 PM (/jHWN)


They're scared.  When senior administration officials start invoking their Fifth Amendment rights, The Followers will go batsh*t crazy.

Posted by: mrp at May 21, 2013 03:59 PM (HjPtV)

85 I've been out of the country since May 2012. What'd I miss? Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 21, 2013 07:58 PM (pxDth) NY Jets won the Super Bowl

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2013 04:01 PM (9Bj8R)

86 Doesn't 'taking the fifth amendment' simply mean, "I committed a crime but you're gonna have to figure it out for yourselves cause I'm not gonna tell you"  ?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 21, 2013 04:02 PM (pxDth)

87 @The Followers will go batsh*t crazy.

Posted by: mrp at May 21, 2013 07:59 PM (HjPtV)

That's the thing...  what happens when all these scandals take hold.... the libtards are going to start wigging out.  They are ungovernable unless they get their way .   Dark times ahead.

Posted by: Yip at May 21, 2013 04:02 PM (/jHWN)

88
When I'm emperor, I'm bringing back Battle of the Network Stars...To The Death.

Posted by: soothsayer at May 21, 2013 04:03 PM (ZgBZU)

89 89 Doesn't 'taking the fifth amendment' simply mean, "I committed a crime but you're gonna have to figure it out for yourselves cause I'm not gonna tell you" ? Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 21, 2013 08:02 PM (pxDth) Yep. Or she is holding out for immunity. And THAT can be huge. Shit. Who am I kidding.

Posted by: RWC at May 21, 2013 04:03 PM (Wl/Ht)

90 Power of Oklahoma tornado dwarfs that of Hiroshima bomb: report From AP The AP ( actually they probably got what they deserve) is pushing this crap and they are also relating it to global warming? Oh BULLSHIT

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2013 04:03 PM (9Bj8R)

91 89 Doesn't 'taking the fifth amendment' simply mean, "I committed a crime but you're gonna have to figure it out for yourselves cause I'm not gonna tell you" ?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 21, 2013 08:02 PM (pxDth)


You can't make, you can't make me!

Posted by: Gilligan at May 21, 2013 04:03 PM (cvk3j)

92 They went after Rosen's parents? Do tell.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2013 04:03 PM (0qqnb)

93 Bipartisan = You peons are effing *boned*. And yeah, the comments on KP's article - seriously? Reagan therefore no scandal? THERE ARE NO LIGHTS! THERE ARE NO LIGHTS! MOMMMIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 21, 2013 04:03 PM (qyfb5)

94 So,cat poops in the litterbox but decides not to bury it.Is that a message?

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2013 04:03 PM (9XBK2)

95 Live Feed For Moon Landing! Another AoS Exclusive!

Posted by: Did They Overshoot It Or Something? at May 21, 2013 04:05 PM (EKQk0)

96 92 When I'm emperor, I'm bringing back Battle of the Network Stars...To The Death. Posted by: soothsayer at May 21, 2013 08:03 PM (ZgBZU) Megyn Kelly, Guilfoyle, Ainsley Earhardt, etc.. In those short shorts. Gonna need a bigger DVR!

Posted by: RWC at May 21, 2013 04:05 PM (Wl/Ht)

97 I had wondered if there had been any articles on DHS  greeting OWS at their rally's?

Posted by: willow at May 21, 2013 04:05 PM (nqBYe)

98 “So, you may have a question for me,” Whitehouse said. “Why do you care? Why do you, Sheldon Whitehouse, Democrat of Rhode Island, care if we Republicans run off the climate cliff like a bunch of proverbial lemmings and disgrace ourselves? IÂ’ll tell you why. WeÂ’re stuck in this together. We are stuck in this together. When cyclones tear up Oklahoma and hurricanes swamp Alabama and wildfires scorch Texas, you come to us, the rest of the country, for billions of dollars to recover.  And the damage that your polluters and deniers are doing doesnÂ’t just hit Oklahoma and Alabama and Texas.   It hits Rhode Island with floods and storms. It hits Oregon with acidified seas, it hits Montana with dying forests. So, like it or not, weÂ’re in this together.”

Posted by: Icedog at May 21, 2013 04:06 PM (ZolUS)

99 Stop denying, deniers!

Posted by: Sen. Barbara Boxer (D) Mensa at May 21, 2013 04:07 PM (8ZskC)

100 Libyan Islamists Bomb Catholic Church In BenghaziÂ… hey remember all those Churches in Israel that got attacked and burned down? Oh none, oh yeah

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2013 04:07 PM (9Bj8R)

101 And the damage that your polluters and deniers are doing doesn’t just hit Oklahoma and Alabama and Texas. It hits Rhode Island with floods and storms. It hits Oregon with acidified seas, it hits Montana with dying forests. So, like it or not, we’re in this together.” Posted by: Icedog at May 21, 2013 08:06 PM (ZolUS) As I mentioned yesterday, Whitehouse was giving that speech while the tornado was on the ground.

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 21, 2013 04:07 PM (uL0u2)

102

There's a crowd gathering on both sides  of the Berlin Wall now.  Huge crowds, some with sledgehammers and prybars.

 

AOS is there to bring you coverage of this amazing happening.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2013 04:07 PM (BAS5M)

103 81 I've been out of the country since May 2012. What'd I miss? ---------------------------- Your Deadline.

Posted by: IRS at May 21, 2013 04:08 PM (EKQk0)

104 @The Followers will go batsh*t crazy.


Posted by: mrp at May 21, 2013 07:59 PM (HjPtV)
That's the thing... what happens when all these scandals take hold.... the libtards are going to start wigging out. They are ungovernable unless they get their way . Dark times ahead.

Posted by: Yip at May 21, 2013 08:02 PM (/jHWN)



When the Children of the Cornhole go feral, it's like the end of Ol' Yeller; only enjoyable.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 21, 2013 04:08 PM (0N69J)

105 Jimmy Carter may have been attacked by a killer rabbit. Stay tuned for the updates!

Posted by: Where's Elmer Fudd when you need him? at May 21, 2013 04:09 PM (uL0u2)

106 We're about to open Al Capone's safe, and Ace of Spades Headquarters' crack team is here to help cover the event!

Posted by: Jerry Rivers at May 21, 2013 04:09 PM (cvk3j)

107 Why do the Boxer's The Gore's  The Pelosi's  fly instead of hitching a ride on a bus?

why do they use limos  and have huge homes to heat and cool?
why are they only concerned with making sure the little Guy  and business does His fair share of suffering with high utilities bills , carbon taxes and  trying to squish us into flamable cars?

Posted by: willow at May 21, 2013 04:09 PM (nqBYe)

108 Summary of Whitehouse:  "Gaia is angry with us!   It's all your fault!"

Next up - human sacrifices to appease the planet.   Okay, they're already pushing that, but next they'll move up to the virgins and whatnot.  

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 21, 2013 04:10 PM (sGtp+)

109 Sheldon Whitehouse rant channeling the Aliens movie character

'Game Over! Man! Game Over!'

Tea Party Protestor : "would you like a cookie? They're home made?"


Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 21, 2013 04:10 PM (f1agA)

110 >>>81 I've been out of the country since May 2012. What'd I miss? Your wife had siamese triplets, and a sex change. Just thought you should know.

Posted by: Geraldo at May 21, 2013 04:10 PM (4Mv1T)

111 We're bringing you live updates as it happens.  And here's the announcement . . . Wait a moment, Chicago is out?  Chicago is out?  Chicago is out?

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2013 04:10 PM (BAS5M)

112 When will then be now? Soon.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 21, 2013 04:11 PM (GEICT)

113 Boxer, Gore, Pelosi, Obama =>   Dork Dynasty

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 21, 2013 04:11 PM (pxDth)

114 Oh, The Humanity!!!11!

Posted by: AoSHQ at May 21, 2013 04:11 PM (cvk3j)

115

Liz Taylor to star in "Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolf".

Ace  movie  review in a couple days.

Posted by: Ronster at May 21, 2013 04:12 PM (89oby)

116 I just know Andrew is laughing at these comments.  I know I am!11!11

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at May 21, 2013 04:12 PM (u6lBN)

117 You see,this "pollution" they speak of creates a high standard of living for the average American.This must be stopped,only the elite deserve a high standard of living.The elite can fly and drive and "pollute" to their hearts content,only the little people need to be pauperized.

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2013 04:12 PM (9XBK2)

118 >>> So, like it or not, weÂ’re in this together. You like golf, Sheldon? Let's go play some golf. Together. That's why I am holding this club; so we can play some golf.

Posted by: fluffy at May 21, 2013 04:13 PM (5XiGv)

119 rmemeber when they said republicans were the Party of Fear?
You know because the Republicans said  we have to go to war to stop the behavior? and get the asswipes, and 80 percent of the population at that time agreed.

though the Dems said it was fear mongering.

What haven't the dems used FEAR, to get laws passed, to get more funds for their cronies, and govt . fear of guns , fear of warming , fear of cooling, fear of republians, fear of average jtp, fear of tea parrties. etc.

Posted by: willow at May 21, 2013 04:13 PM (nqBYe)

120 They went after Rosen's parents? Do tell.

Posted by: Lizzy
---
What did DOJ think was going to come of that? That he'd use his parents' phone to carry out his "criminal co-conspiritor" activities instead of using a burner cell-phone? That he'd brag to his mom about it?

Top. Men.

Posted by: Retread at May 21, 2013 04:13 PM (zxitI)

121 This should be good.  Bill O'Reilly going up against Joe Bastardi on global warming.

*rubs hands together*  *pours glass of wine*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2013 04:14 PM (lVPtV)

122 So, like it or not, weÂ’re in this together. That's not what Ted Kennedy said one night in '69.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 21, 2013 04:14 PM (Rv6Eb)

123 122 You see,this "pollution" they speak of creates a high standard of living for the average American.This must be stopped,only the elite deserve a high standard of living.The elite can fly and drive and "pollute" to their hearts content,only the little people need to be pauperized. Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2013 08:12 PM (9XBK2) Or exterminated.

Posted by: Progressives from Robespierre to Ayers and More![/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 21, 2013 04:14 PM (qyfb5)

124 i don't know if you guys remember this but teh Obama supporters said about Hillary  = Drama.

Obama was No Drama Obama.


LOL

Posted by: willow at May 21, 2013 04:15 PM (nqBYe)

125


Soon.

 

 

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 21, 2013 08:11 PM (GEICT)

 

You win   the Plaid Award.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 21, 2013 04:16 PM (+z4pE)

126 though the Dems said it was fear mongering. Posted by: willow at May 21, 2013 08:13 PM (nqBYe) Now, this may come as a shock to you, so you might want to sit down before reading it. There appears to be some evidence that they have a little bit of a problem with lying. THERE! I said it! Now it's out in the open!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 21, 2013 04:16 PM (qyfb5)

127 Bastardi says our weather is right out of the 1950s.  The Pacific is cooling and the Atlantic is warming.

Hope hurricane season won't be "interesting." 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2013 04:16 PM (lVPtV)

128 Or exterminated.


But hygienically.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 21, 2013 04:17 PM (8ZskC)

129 >>> 126 This should be good. Bill O'Reilly going up against Joe Bastardi on global warming. You sure he isn't just trying to give the guy a wider audience?

Posted by: fluffy at May 21, 2013 04:17 PM (5XiGv)

130 Merovign, smarty pants .

yeah i know  we all know this stuff, but sometimes i need to remind  (myself) Youguys!

Posted by: willow at May 21, 2013 04:17 PM (nqBYe)

131

Unbelievable!  The Americans have beaten the Russians in  ice hockey!!  This amateur team has  taken on the world-class Russians  and beat them  for  the gold medal!!!

 

And AOS is there to bring you the news. 

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2013 04:17 PM (BAS5M)

132
What did DOJ think was going to come of that? That he'd use his parents' phone to carry out his "criminal co-conspiritor" activities




"Sonny, that was that nice Deep Throat fellow on the phone.  I told him you'll call him back after your piano lessons."

"Awwww Mom!"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 21, 2013 04:18 PM (kdS6q)

133

Top Five Natural Disasters of All Time

 

1770 Bengal Famine

1931 China floods

1887 Yellow River flood

1556 Shaanxi earthquake

1976 Tangshan earthquake

 

 

Looks like the  evil sneaky  bastards in China invented the SUV back in the 16th Century.

 

Posted by: Icedog at May 21, 2013 04:18 PM (ZolUS)

134 Well I'll be damned.  O'Reilly backed down and conceded to Bastardi.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2013 04:18 PM (lVPtV)

135 129 i don't know if you guys remember this but teh Obama supporters said about Hillary = Drama. Posted by: willow at May 21, 2013 08:15 PM (nqBYe) Remember how the "99 problems and a bitch ain't one" theme song *almost* made the news? At that point I was wondering if Obama was going to start talking about Clinton's period. Instead, they just gamed the convention votes (also memory-holed by the MFM) and, as always, cheated their way in.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 21, 2013 04:18 PM (qyfb5)

136 SURVEY: Zero conservatives selected to deliver 2013 commencement speeches at Ivy Leagues http://www.campusreform.org/blog/?ID=4763 Last year, a Campus Reform investigation found that 96 percent of the faculty and staff at Ivy League schools who contributed to the 2012 presidential race donated to President ObamaÂ’s campaign. From the eight schools, $1,211,267 was contributed to the Obama campaign, versus $114,166 given to Romney.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2013 04:18 PM (9Bj8R)

137

Now, this may come as a shock to you, so you might want to sit down before reading it.


There appears to be some evidence that they have a little bit of a problem with lying.


THERE! I said it! Now it's out in the open!

 

I find myself intrigued  by your observations and would like to subscribe to your newsletter,   should you publish one.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 21, 2013 04:18 PM (+z4pE)

138 Master Commandant Oliver Hazard Perry has achieved a decisive victory at the Battle of Lake Erie. We hope soon to post an eyewitness account from one of the American sailors who goes by the name of Vic.

Posted by: We have met the enemy... at May 21, 2013 04:19 PM (uL0u2)

139

 Well I'll be damned. O'Reilly backed down and conceded to Bastardi.

 

Facts are stubborn  things.  Pesky, even.


Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2013 04:20 PM (BAS5M)

140 and they use the excuse of tapping reporters phones because ...Terrorism! or POssibly  consorting with the enemy

while simultaneously Arming Terrorists!

(yea i know you guys knew that also)

Posted by: willow at May 21, 2013 04:20 PM (nqBYe)

141 O'Reilly is talking about Barky wanting to "go Bulworth."


I guess he's given up all hope of ever getting another interview with his boyfriend.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2013 04:20 PM (lVPtV)

142 ******** BREAKING NEWS*********** Ace Kidnapped By Terrorists! Terrorists Release Picture Of Ace Holding Teen Beat Magazine With Kirk Cameron On The Cover ! FBI Has Leads.

Posted by: Hot Off The Press at May 21, 2013 04:21 PM (3p/jD)

143 Remember how the "99 problems and a bitch ain't one" theme song *almost* made the news?

At that point I was wondering if Obama was going to start talking about Clinton's period.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 21, 2013 08:18 PM (qyfb5)


yes, and remember lipstick on a pig.


and who came up with the original snowbilly?

Posted by: willow at May 21, 2013 04:21 PM (nqBYe)

144 136 Merovign, smarty pants . Posted by: willow at May 21, 2013 08:17 PM (nqBYe) Naw, my pants are more like this: http://preview.tinyurl.com/ksa24jd

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 21, 2013 04:22 PM (qyfb5)

145 Whitehouse "apologizes". Rhode Island Democratic Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse has apologized for remarks Monday in which he linked Oklahoma “cyclones” to climate change while berating Republicans for their stance on the issue — around the time a massive tornado killed dozens in that state. A Whitehouse spokesman said Tuesday the politically charged remarks were pre-written as part of the senator’s weekly Senate floor speech on climate change.

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2013 04:22 PM (9XBK2)

146 So, some hope that things are shifting? Inlaws are watching NBC News Special: Devastation in Oklahoma. On scene guy talking to Brian Williams. Brian: You know, there's really two FEMAs. There's the govt and then there's the Religious FEMA. Reporter: Yeah, you know, these guys are everywhere. Over 100 people. Over 30 churches. Just amazing. We've seen over and over again, if you're waiting on the govt for help, you're gonna be waiting a long time. But these Baptist men, they're here now and they'll get it done by tomorrow. Brian: Indeed.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 21, 2013 04:22 PM (GEICT)

147 O'Reilly is talking about Barky wanting to "go Bulworth."



When Barack wants to "go Bullwhip" he should call me.

Posted by: Robert Mapplethorpe at May 21, 2013 04:22 PM (8ZskC)

148 no way erkel pants!

Posted by: willow at May 21, 2013 04:22 PM (nqBYe)

149 O'Reilly had Bastardi on so that he could "be convinced" that there's nothing to AGW.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 21, 2013 04:22 PM (xSegX)

150 O'Reilly is talking about Barky wanting to "go Bulworth." When Barack wants to "go Bullwhip" he should call me. Posted by: Robert Mapplethorpe at May 21, 2013 08:22 PM (8ZskC) He's already gone bullshit

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2013 04:23 PM (9Bj8R)

151 I find myself intrigued by your observations and would like to subscribe to your newsletter, should you publish one. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 21, 2013 08:18 PM (+z4pE) Well, it's not cheap.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 21, 2013 04:23 PM (qyfb5)

152

hope soon to post an eyewitness account from one of the American sailors who goes by the name of Vic.

 

That was over the top.

Posted by: Vic Supporter at May 21, 2013 04:23 PM (89oby)

153 steevy, a crisis=can't go unused by team progressive.

Posted by: willow at May 21, 2013 04:23 PM (nqBYe)

154

Maybe Obama really wants to go Bullwinkle...

 

...Squirrel!!!!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 21, 2013 04:24 PM (pxDth)

155

How in the hell can the DOJ tap/sweep Rosen's parents phone calls?

 

What the hell is going on!!!!?????!!!!

Posted by: Howard Cosell at May 21, 2013 04:24 PM (to/4w)

156 NewsBreaker ‏@NewsBreaker 1m DEVELOPING: 7:20pm local time, MANDATORY evacuation ordered in Cavalier, North Dakota; concern with stability of dam

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 21, 2013 04:24 PM (piMMO)

157 Google News Top Story
from the Chicago Tribune

Headline :
Oklahoma City tornado : Thousands left homeless as recovery continues.
-------------------
Ok, I'll play...
was it possible the recovery would be delayed
Tornadoes don't normally destroy homes when they hit populated areas
people aren't necessarily homeless when their home is destroyed
Is it possible someone could have not known about the tornado yesterday

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 21, 2013 04:25 PM (f1agA)

158 154 no way erkel pants! Posted by: willow at May 21, 2013 08:22 PM (nqBYe) Don't tell me you don't know Ed Grimley?!?!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 21, 2013 04:25 PM (qyfb5)

159 So Lerner invoking the 5th means that she wants an immunity deal.  Now why oh why would she want that???

A lady in charge by orders to violate the constitution uses it to try and protect herself. 

Posted by: Cheri at May 21, 2013 04:25 PM (EAgmr)

160 Take a look at this government produced chart. http://www1.ncdc.noaa.gov/pub/data/cmb/images/tornado/clim/EF3-EF5.png

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2013 04:25 PM (9XBK2)

161 Remember how a couple weeks ago dems were all looking forward to the 2014 elections. Haven't seen a lot of that lately.

Posted by: That guy at May 21, 2013 04:25 PM (krveP)

162 That was over the top.

Posted by: Vic Supporter at May 21, 2013 08:23 PM (89oby)\

Or over the tops'l.

Posted by: mrp at May 21, 2013 04:25 PM (HjPtV)

163 163 NewsBreaker ‏@NewsBreaker 1m
DEVELOPING: 7:20pm local time, MANDATORY evacuation ordered in Cavalier, North Dakota; concern with stability of damPosted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 21, 2013 08:24 PM (piMMO)

What will Sheldon Whitehouse blame that one on?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 21, 2013 04:26 PM (WLywR)

164 I lurk @144 That there was just funny as hell. I just had to scroll up to see who should get credit for that one.

Posted by: Geraldo at May 21, 2013 04:26 PM (4Mv1T)

165 MANDATORY evacuation ordered in Cavalier, North Dakota; concern with stability of dam

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 21, 2013 08:24 PM (piMMO)

mgoodness,  , is there a storm there also ?

Posted by: willow at May 21, 2013 04:26 PM (nqBYe)

166 off damn sock

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 21, 2013 04:26 PM (4Mv1T)

167 How in the hell can the DOJ tap/sweep Rosen's parents phone calls? What the hell is going on!!!!?????!!!! Posted by: Howard Cosell at May 21, 2013 08:24 PM (to/4w) *ahem*

Posted by: Lyndon Baines "Corkscrew: Johnson[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 21, 2013 04:26 PM (qyfb5)

168 Gotta love the sweet sound of leftists sputtering  boooosh. Its all they have anymore. Their douche in chief is an epic failure.

Posted by: Berserker at May 21, 2013 04:27 PM (FMbng)

169 Merovign, I had not until i bing'd.

Posted by: willow at May 21, 2013 04:27 PM (nqBYe)

170

A Whitehouse spokesman said Tuesday the politically charged remarks were pre-written

 

I'm throwing the bullshit flag!  ...and doesn't this  make it worse?   "Rep Whitehouse did not make up those retarded comments  in the heat of the moment,  they were  actually  carefully considered,  pre-written  and reviewed  retarded comments."

 

Posted by: Icedog at May 21, 2013 04:28 PM (ZolUS)

171 175 Gotta love the sweet sound of leftists sputtering boooosh. Its all they have anymore. Their douche in chief is an epic failure.

Posted by: Berserker at May 21, 2013 08:27 PM (FMbng




They're going to get really, really nasty as their chocolate messiah crumbles.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2013 04:28 PM (lVPtV)

172 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 21, 2013 08:24 PM (piMMO)

 
mgoodness, , is there a storm there also ?



Or maybe just some muslims indulging their love of chemical engineering and stuff.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 21, 2013 04:29 PM (8ZskC)

173 176 Merovign, I had not until i bing'd. Posted by: willow at May 21, 2013 08:27 PM (nqBYe) Well, now that you have a new reason to laugh, my work here is done, I must say.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 21, 2013 04:29 PM (qyfb5)

174 See that very handsome guy in the hat carrying the guitar in the second pic of the first link?

I refuse to say if that is or is not me

Posted by: Albie Damned at May 21, 2013 04:29 PM (Yhu4q)

175 Lerner won't/shouldn't get an immunity deal. She's a prog to the core. She won't yurn on anybody in the administration. BTW, where's Tim Geithner?

Posted by: AmishDude at May 21, 2013 04:30 PM (xSegX)

176 181 See that very handsome guy in the hat carrying the guitar in the second pic of the first link?

I refuse to say if that is or is not me

Posted by: Albie Damned at May 21, 2013 08:29 PM (Yhu4q




What were you playing?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2013 04:31 PM (lVPtV)

177 mgoodness, , is there a storm there also ? *** flooding

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 21, 2013 04:31 PM (piMMO)

178 In fact,just go read this whole piece. http://tinyurl.com/or4668l

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2013 04:31 PM (9XBK2)

179 he looks like one of the spanky and the gang.

Posted by: willow at May 21, 2013 04:31 PM (nqBYe)

180 And by "lady" I meant useless scrunt.

Posted by: Cheri at May 21, 2013 04:31 PM (EAgmr)

181 Good news. Stupid Party is 2 points more trusted than Dishonest Dicklips Part. Srsly, only two point?

Posted by: RWC at May 21, 2013 04:31 PM (Wl/Ht)

182 Hey, Cliff Clavin on with Cavuto.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 21, 2013 04:31 PM (X6akg)

183 you are certainly handsome, Albie!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 21, 2013 04:32 PM (2up3Q)

184 At congressional hearings today, Sen. Joe McCarthy cuts off mic of noted Red Gabe Malor after being challenged about his opposition to gay marriage.

Posted by: Turning The Tables at May 21, 2013 04:33 PM (6RDA5)

185 Re: Juiceboxers in West Wing

This is now all over the media.  At first I couldn't imagine why it would be reported in the first place, then realized there's probably bitter angst going on over not being chosen as one of His Royal Highness' most loyal ball-lickers.

The press is starting to turn.  It's starting to turn like an aircraft carrier, but it's starting to turn.

Posted by: Filly at May 21, 2013 04:33 PM (nq6hX)

186 Lol Cheri. Vivas las moronettas

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 21, 2013 04:33 PM (gWOtP)

187 >>> BTW, where's Tim Geithner? You like your job? Don't step on my lines.

Posted by: Paul Anka at May 21, 2013 04:34 PM (5XiGv)

188 Apparently we had one of these in my town today, of course the RAT WHORE MEDIA refused to cover it. Wide happened to drive by and saw it.

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 21, 2013 04:34 PM (hC80d)

189 177 "Rep Whitehouse did not make up those retarded comments in the heat of the moment, they were actually carefully considered, pre-written and reviewed retarded comments." Posted by: Icedog at May 21, 2013 08:28 PM (ZolUS) That's his story and he's sticking to it.

Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2013 04:34 PM (sdi6R)

190 40 All those Tea Party protesters at the IRS HQ look like a bunch of old farts.

You know, the solid citizen, served in Korea, and Vietnam, raised a house full of kids, and paid taxes for 50 fucking years type of old farts.

That's the best picture I've seen all day.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 21, 2013 07:42 PM (4Mv1T)


That was my Dad!  Thanks for the acknowledgement.  Sadly he is now passed on, and will forever be remembered. 

{{hugs}}

Posted by: jem at May 21, 2013 04:35 PM (fM4kr)

191 Video: Syrian Troops Fire On Israeli Jeep, IDF Missile Strike EnsuesÂ… Weasel Zippers

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2013 04:35 PM (9Bj8R)

192 From http://www.norman.noaa.gov

tornado fatalities 1875 to 2008
http://preview.tinyurl.com/6e8d3zc

norman.noaa.gov has a blog which seems to have published an article eleven days ago about the lack of tornadoes and associated casualties picked up by ten news media outlets (last I checked)

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 21, 2013 04:35 PM (f1agA)

193 BTW, where's Tim Geithner? Posted by: AmishDude at May 21, 2013 08:30 PM (xSegX) Still working on his 2012 taxes. Sorry, 2011.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 21, 2013 04:36 PM (qyfb5)

194 MCCONNELL WILL NOT BLOCK IMMIGRATION BILL As useless as tits on a bull

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2013 04:37 PM (9Bj8R)

195 Gracias BTH -

¡ Viva al hombre de aseo de Colorado

Posted by: Cheri at May 21, 2013 04:37 PM (EAgmr)

196 Look there's no doubt it's getting hot...like I'm in Phoenix and it's fucking hot. I mean it's 110 and...oh it's summer. Nevermind. 

Posted by: Guido at May 21, 2013 04:37 PM (9YDlD)

197 Few pols do themselves more damage by speaking publicly than Babs Boxcar, with the possible exceptions of a certain Martian female congresswoman with a distinctive driftwood hairdo and Hank Johnson.

Posted by: ontherocks at May 21, 2013 04:38 PM (X6r1h)

198 >>>That was my Dad! Thanks for the acknowledgement. Sadly he is now passed on, and will forever be remembered. Mine too. And you are most welcome.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 21, 2013 04:38 PM (4Mv1T)

199 Someone told me about DemocratUnderground so I went to check it out. How do I undo the brain damage?

Posted by: yujin at May 21, 2013 04:38 PM (dwDIh)

200 "This is now all over the media. At first I couldn't imagine why it would be reported in the first place, then realized there's probably bitter angst going on over not being chosen as one of His Royal Highness' most loyal ball-lickers."


When does the the White House release the daily visitors log?

Posted by: mrp at May 21, 2013 04:38 PM (HjPtV)

201 195 Apparently we had one of these in my town today, of course the RAT WHORE MEDIA refused to cover it. Wide happened to drive by and saw it.

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 21, 2013 08:34 PM (hC80d)



That's a typo, right?


Lol!

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 21, 2013 04:38 PM (X6akg)

202 198 Video: Syrian Troops Fire On Israeli Jeep, IDF Missile Strike EnsuesÂ…

Weasel Zippers

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2013 08:35 PM (9Bj8R




BOOM!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2013 04:39 PM (lVPtV)

203 204 Yeah,to say she is as dumb as a rock is an insult to rocks.

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2013 04:39 PM (9XBK2)

204 ha ha Tami I hate keyboards and typing

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 21, 2013 04:40 PM (hC80d)

205 Someone told me about DemocratUnderground so I went to check it out. How do I undo the brain damage? *** You don't. Let the damage serve as a reminder the next time you think of doing such a foolish thing.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 21, 2013 04:41 PM (piMMO)

206

Well, this  here   looks lahk    the time where we's    git to wait for the ONT. 

 

*whittles  on  a  stick*

 

Shore   hope it's on time...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 21, 2013 04:42 PM (+z4pE)

207 206 Someone told me about DemocratUnderground so I went to check it out. How do I undo the brain damage?Posted by: yujin at May 21, 2013 08:38 PM (dwDIh)
What has been seen can not be unseen.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 21, 2013 04:43 PM (WLywR)

208

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 21, 2013 08:42 PM (+z4pE)

 

***

 

**Whittle**

 

**Swig**

 

**Spit**

 

**Shift eyes back and forth**

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 21, 2013 04:45 PM (pxDth)

209 #215  I have enough trouble reading comments in the NYT and the WaPo.

Democrat Underground and Kos,  no way will I go to those.

Posted by: Miss Marple at May 21, 2013 04:45 PM (GoIUi)

210 Since we're waaaay o/t now, I had an interesting little post with curious/caustic/whatever a few threads down.

She/it claims lots of people are socking her as her various nics.  Except, as I pointed out to the idiot, her hash never changes.

Went right over her head.

And she called me "michelle."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2013 04:45 PM (lVPtV)

211 206 Someone told me about DemocratUnderground so I went to check it out. How do I undo the brain damage?

Don't try. You have gained valuable knowledge. Know thy enemy. And thy enemy is effing nuts.

Posted by: Splunge at May 21, 2013 04:45 PM (bKA83)

212 Yup.  **swig**

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2013 04:45 PM (BAS5M)

213

Was over at the L.A. Times site to find the cookie (Take-the-Fifth story). Now at least it's at the bottom left of the home page. OK, how do I get the smell off?

Lot of Lefties commenting, wondering why it's such a big deal. "I mean, come on, isn't it the IRS' job to check out groups applying for tax exemption?" I guess having been lied to all your life eventually takes its toll. And rocks.

I'm so depressed. We're too stupid and dumbed down to be trusted with a Republic any more.

Posted by: Arms Merchant at May 21, 2013 04:45 PM (5RUlF)

214 When you see all the bad shit coming down,remember just Who is Lord of this World...for now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GV1B8XG0BU

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2013 04:46 PM (9XBK2)

215 dinobite dot com! woof!  Flackseed, over cooked dog food, the american dream never realized, by illeagles,  rubio etc. Rush is mayhap telling us; I'ts time to worry, but sublim?

Posted by: Rats Alley at May 21, 2013 04:47 PM (XACbv)

216 dinobite dot com! woof! Flackseed, over cooked dog food, the american dream never realized, by illeagles, rubio etc. Rush is mayhap telling us; I'ts time to worry, but sublim? *** Is that English?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 21, 2013 04:47 PM (piMMO)

217 @223 They say crack is a helluva drug.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2013 04:48 PM (lVPtV)

218 WTF?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 21, 2013 04:48 PM (4Mv1T)

219 204 Few pols do themselves more damage by speaking publicly than Babs Boxcar, with the possible exceptions of a certain Martian female congresswoman with a distinctive driftwood hairdo and Hank Johnson.

The investigations of those reporters were a wonderful economic stimulus.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at May 21, 2013 04:48 PM (bKA83)

220 I love the picture of the woman holding the sign -

I am from the IRS
and I'm here to enforce Obamacare

Well, isn't that Special!

I wonder how many people got the Church Lady reference to the scrunt Sarah Hall Ingram. 

Posted by: Cheri at May 21, 2013 04:48 PM (EAgmr)

221 Posted by: Rats Alley at May 21, 2013 08:47 PM (XACb How many sheets to the wind do you have to be for the comment to make sense?

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 21, 2013 04:49 PM (uL0u2)

222 Mr. Hammer Mr Ban Hammer Please pick up the white courtesy phone in the lobby.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 21, 2013 04:49 PM (4Mv1T)

223 I thought that was Sven for a second.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 21, 2013 04:49 PM (pxDth)

224 224, Nope

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at May 21, 2013 04:50 PM (AA0p/)

225 >>> Is that English? Pure distiller Biden.

Posted by: fluffy at May 21, 2013 04:50 PM (5XiGv)

226

Kos?  If you go there, you might want to read this gem of a post:

 

 

Define Conservatism:  The Inability/Unwillingness To Learn

 

Such insights as:

 

"So I started to wonder if maybe one of the reasons conservatives hate the poor so much, and treat rich people as gods, is that they don't see the societal value of allowing people to fail safely - maybe they don't understand that success is built on learning from countless failures, both as individuals and as societies, and that allowing common economic failure to be a life sentence (or even a death sentence) prevents that educational process from happening."

 

Emphasis added.  No consequence  countless failure is the only way to learn.  How did I miss this life truth?  I blame my Dad  and the ass-whoopings I got from him.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2013 04:50 PM (BAS5M)

227 I thought that was Sven for a second. I thought it was ME for a second!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 21, 2013 04:50 PM (2up3Q)

228 I thought that was Sven for a second. Sven is usually a little more cryptic.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 21, 2013 04:51 PM (4Mv1T)

229

No joke: There is a sinkhole a block from the Treasury Department, 14th and F in DC. H. Ross, there really is a giant sucking sound. (Insert joke here.)

14th Street closed for three blocks for at least two days. 

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at May 21, 2013 04:52 PM (w+jM6)

230 Count de Monet - You have a stronger stomach than I do.  I can barely tolerate the WaPo.

Posted by: Cheri at May 21, 2013 04:52 PM (EAgmr)

231 The Treasury Dept. IS a sinkhole.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 21, 2013 04:52 PM (4Mv1T)

232

235,

 

And when I spent all my money partying and called my dad for $150.00 for utilities, he said, You'll figure it out.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at May 21, 2013 04:53 PM (AA0p/)

233 There is a sinkhole a block from the Treasury Department, 14th and F in DC. H. Ross, there really is a giant sucking sound. (Insert joke here.)
14th Street closed for three blocks for at least two days.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at May 21, 2013 08:52 PM (w+jM6)

 

*****

 

Sta-Puft Marshmallow man stomping down the street in 5...4...3...2...

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 21, 2013 04:53 PM (pxDth)

234

How many sheets to the wind do you have to be for the comment to make sense?

 

I got the dynovite dog food reference. After that, I  was lost.

Posted by: Vic Supporter at May 21, 2013 04:53 PM (89oby)

235 238
No joke: There is a sinkhole a block from the Treasury Department, 14th and F in DC. H. Ross, there really is a giant sucking sound. (Insert joke here.)
14th Street closed for three blocks for at least two days.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at May 21, 2013 08:52 PM (w+jM6




Wish there was one under the east wing of the WH.  More specifically, the master bedroom.



Oops...is "master bedroom" racist? 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2013 04:53 PM (lVPtV)

236 223 dinobite dot com! woof!

Cynthia McKinney? Is that you?

Posted by: Splunge at May 21, 2013 04:53 PM (bKA83)

237

Son, if'ns  I told ya once, I told ya a hunnerd times.

 

Don't be eatin' them  thar cow poop  mushrooms.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 21, 2013 04:53 PM (+z4pE)

238 The Treasury Dept. IS a sinkhole. Posted by: Tobacco Road

More proof that there is a God.  Is it bad for me to wish the entire building goes under?

Posted by: Cheri at May 21, 2013 04:54 PM (EAgmr)

239 #221   Those people on the LA Times comments are not representative of the entire population.  Neither are the ones in the other big papers or the democrat leftist sites.

An awful lot of Obama supporters are simply uninformed.  They are busy working two part-time jobs (or three), get their news from blips on liberal rock radio,  or simply don't hear anything at all because they quit cable for Netflix and don't get news (my DIL who has missed a whole bunch of stuff).

Once people like my daughter (who didn't understand about Benghazi or the IRS until I explained it) understand what is going on,  they get really upset.

I have found the best tactic is to tell Obama voters that they were misled.  It's real easy to prove he is not a liberal, but a crook,  by using not closing Gitmo,  the use of drones,  and donations by Goldman Sachs.

Later on I will convince my daughter of the benefits of conservatism.  It is enough right now that she despises Obama.

Posted by: Miss Marple at May 21, 2013 04:54 PM (GoIUi)

240 I registered at Democratic Underground a few years ago. In my first comment, I politely and respectfully made an argument in favor of the free market. In my second comment a few minutes later, I commiserated with another commenter who had just had the same dental procedure as I did a couple weeks earlier. It was a friendly comment, with no politics or economics involved. I was banned.

Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2013 04:54 PM (sdi6R)

241 Well, this here looks lahk the time where we's git to wait for the ONT. *whittles on a stick* Shore hope it's on time... Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 21, 2013 08:42 PM (+z4pE) ---------------------------------------------------------- Well I ain't nooooo wayzzz tarredddddd....

Posted by: Hillary Rugmuncher Aint Jemima Clinton at May 21, 2013 04:55 PM (jucos)

242 I heard a truly funny filthy joke today and I am drunk enough to tell it, any takers?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at May 21, 2013 04:55 PM (AA0p/)

243 Hey, TR. Got stuck a fish club on Yadkin river. Flash flood. Could not get out for two days, almost ran out of ice. It was hell, but we did not run out of liquor. I am sick of this fucking rain.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at May 21, 2013 04:55 PM (wR+pz)

244
Later on I will convince my daughter of the benefits of conservatism. It is enough right now that she despises Obama.

Posted by: Miss Marple at May 21, 2013 08:54 PM (GoIUi




You're a good mom.  Good job.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2013 04:55 PM (lVPtV)

245 When I see an astronomy post by CAC this is what pops into my head.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWChhdIgT6Q

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2013 04:56 PM (9XBK2)

246

I commiserated with another commenter who had just had the same dental procedure as I did a couple weeks earlier. It was a friendly comment, with no politics or economics involved.

I was banned.

 

****

 

Guess they couldn't handle the tooth.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 21, 2013 04:56 PM (pxDth)

247 251 I heard a truly funny filthy joke today and I am drunk enough to tell it, any takers?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at May 21, 2013 08:55 PM (AA0p/




And GO.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2013 04:56 PM (lVPtV)

248 218 Since we're waaaay o/t now, I had an interesting little post with curious/caustic/whatever a few threads down.

She/it claims lots of people are socking her as her various nics. Except, as I pointed out to the idiot, her hash never changes.

Went right over her head.

And she called me "michelle."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2013 08:45 PM (lVPtV)


Oh man....I went and read that! 


What.a.dope.she.is

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 21, 2013 04:56 PM (X6akg)

249 I registered at Democratic Underground a few years ago. In my first comment, I politely and respectfully made an argument in favor of the free market. In my second comment a few minutes later, I commiserated with another commenter who had just had the same dental procedure as I did a couple weeks earlier. It was a friendly comment, with no politics or economics involved. I was banned. Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2013 08:54 PM (sdi6R) ---- Been banned on MSNBC's facebook page under about 3-4 different throwaway accts. But I try real hard. It takes days of wrecking their shit before they ban me.

Posted by: That guy at May 21, 2013 04:57 PM (krveP)

250 Love the local OK folks being interviewed by Brian Williams. Just good people. Salt of the earth. They're the reason I love this country.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 21, 2013 04:57 PM (GEICT)

251

What,s the difference between Jelly and Jam?

 

 

You can't jelly your dick up a girls ass.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at May 21, 2013 04:57 PM (AA0p/)

252 Oh man....I went and read that!

What.a.dope.she.is

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2013 08:56 PM (X6akg




Does she still not understand what a hash tag is?  I'm beyond gobsmacked.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2013 04:57 PM (lVPtV)

253 >>>In my second comment a few minutes later, I commiserated with another commenter who had just had the same dental procedure as I did a couple weeks earlier. It was a friendly comment, with no politics or economics involved. I was banned. You must have let it slip out that you actually paid your dental bill with your money.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 21, 2013 04:58 PM (4Mv1T)

254 Don't be eatin' them thar cow poop mushrooms. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit

On Smoking Gun, some ditzy college student here in CO ate mushrooms while hiking on a mountain with 2 friends. When the shrums took effect, she took off her clothes and became violent.

They had to get her off the mountain - in all 35 responders responded.
How very brave, and horny of them.

Posted by: Cheri at May 21, 2013 04:58 PM (EAgmr)

255

Lay  it on us,  OSP.

 

Ain't like there's much else going on.

 

*watches a tumbleweed   roll down the street*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 21, 2013 04:58 PM (+z4pE)

256 Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2013 08:37 PM (9Bj8R)


McConnell is a leader forged in the classic mold of the RINO establishment: Damn the country, full speed ahead so we can help the Democrats destroy what little remains of the precious gift we were given (all the while keeping OUR perks, privileges, and immunity from all the laws we pass)!


I swear that I cannot think of a Democrat that would act any differently, except the Dem would have a bit more enthusiasm!

Posted by: Weimar Republican at May 21, 2013 04:58 PM (Cnqmv)

257 I refuse to comment here on the grounds that it may incriminate me. I refuse to comment here on the grounds that it may incriminate me. I refuse to comment here on the grounds that it may incriminate me. I refuse to comment here on the grounds that it may incriminate me. Tomorrow's show might produce some good optics for those of us on the R.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at May 21, 2013 04:58 PM (PH+2B)

258 @258 Local paper can not stand any conservative posts. I registered three accounts and post all of them. They can not figure out who to ban, but they try.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at May 21, 2013 04:59 PM (wR+pz)

259 OsP,


*golf clap*


He'll be here all week folks.  Have the veal and don't forget to tip your waitpersons.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2013 04:59 PM (lVPtV)

260 >>>she took off her clothes and became violent. My wife gets violent if I ask her to take her clothes off.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 21, 2013 04:59 PM (4Mv1T)

261 My wife gets violent if I ask her to take her clothes off. Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 21, 2013 08:59 PM (4Mv1T) An Eastover guy can't get his wife naked. I told you public school sucked.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at May 21, 2013 05:00 PM (wR+pz)

262 Does she still not understand what a hash tag is? I'm beyond gobsmacked.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2013 08:57 PM (lVPtV)



It boggles the mind that she doesn't understand them.....considering how many times her's is pointed out. 

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 21, 2013 05:01 PM (X6akg)

263 I think Hillary "ain't noways tarrrd", she's just a retarrrd!

Posted by: Weimar Republican at May 21, 2013 05:01 PM (Cnqmv)

264

How very brave, and horny of them.

 

Yeah, I saw that earlier. Haven't seen any pics, tho'.  Hmmmm.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 21, 2013 05:01 PM (+z4pE)

265 I'll admit to having tried 'shrooms waaaay back when.  Once.  On a dare.

I didn't get violent or nekkid, I just hit on another woman's boyfriend.  In a bar.  Which nearly led to my getting my ass whipped.

Ah, the 80s. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2013 05:01 PM (lVPtV)

266 Have the veal and don't forget to tip your waitpersons. give your waitress just the tip. FIFY

Posted by: fluffy at May 21, 2013 05:01 PM (5XiGv)

267 How very brave, and horny of them.

Posted by: Cheri at May 21, 2013 08:58 PM (EAgmr)

 

I saw a pic of her on Smoking Gun. The horny were probably disappointed.

Posted by: Vic Supporter at May 21, 2013 05:02 PM (89oby)

268 OK ladies, Why do I leave for two weeks, come home and my wife is sexually more available than usual.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at May 21, 2013 05:02 PM (AA0p/)

269 Jane, going to be in Beaufort St Helena next week any good places to eat?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 21, 2013 05:02 PM (ZlSkF)

270 Billy Bob- Yadkin River. Are you this side of Wilkesboro?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 21, 2013 05:03 PM (4Mv1T)

271 277 One of those "I gotta see this...ewwww" things huh?

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2013 05:03 PM (9XBK2)

272

275,

 

Never did shrooms, blotter? another story.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at May 21, 2013 05:03 PM (AA0p/)

273

OK ladies, Why do I leave for two weeks, come home and my wife is sexually more available than usual.

 

Abstinence   makes the hard grow fonder?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 21, 2013 05:03 PM (+z4pE)

274 Miss Marple - Good Job!!

I have had recent conversations with my 17 year old son about the difference between a liberal and a conservative.  What I like is that he asked me.  When you explain facts and give examples it is amazing how quickly he caught on.
Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.   He got it.

Posted by: Cheri at May 21, 2013 05:03 PM (EAgmr)

275 #285  Cheri,  good job to you,  too!

My daughter is an art major and in her early 30's,  so she had been brainwashed by school and stupid friends.

Most hilarious is that she is thinking about going back to school and getting an accounting degree!  LOL!

Posted by: Miss Marple at May 21, 2013 05:05 PM (GoIUi)

276 279 Jane, going to be in Beaufort St Helena next week any good places to eat?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 21, 2013 09:02 PM (ZlSkF




Several good places in Beaufort.  I keep singing the praises of Panninis.  And no, it's not a just for sandwiches.  In the evening their dinner menu is Italian-focused and excellent.  They also have a wood burning stove for pizzas.  It's also on the water and easy walking distance to other restaurants.


Drives me crazy I can't remember a place a couple of blocks away where we had an amazing dinner.  Candle-lit, really nice, great food. 


Try pretty much anything on the water.  Have fun!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2013 05:06 PM (lVPtV)

277 Eat a magic 'shroom and watch the video at the link in 254.

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2013 05:06 PM (9XBK2)

278

281 steevy.

 

She wasn't horrible, just not that great. In the pic she was clothed.

Posted by: Vic Supporter at May 21, 2013 05:06 PM (89oby)

279

Why do I leave for two weeks, come home and my wife is sexually more available than usual.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at May 21, 2013 09:02 PM (AA0p/)

 

*****

 

For you in particular, or just anybody?

 

 

 

(I denounce myself)

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 21, 2013 05:07 PM (pxDth)

280 Oh and RIP Dime.

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2013 05:07 PM (9XBK2)

281 Ah Beaufort. My uncle was a doctor there for like forever. Here now, to be close to one his kids.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 21, 2013 05:07 PM (4Mv1T)

282 Thank you Jane. Looking forward to our visit to the low country.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 21, 2013 05:08 PM (ZlSkF)

283

Good news on the Me Frong:

 

 I figured out how to bake cookies in my broken oven. 

Apparently, toggling back and forth between the broiler and the convection settings can get you by. 

 

 

 

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2013 05:08 PM (CfT7g)

284 278 OK ladies, Why do I leave for two weeks, come home and my wife is sexually more available than usual.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at May 21, 2013 09:02 PM (AA0p/)


Boyfriend on vacation too?

Posted by: sorry, too easy at May 21, 2013 05:08 PM (cvk3j)

285 @280 Off 321 after Lenoir before you go up to Blowing Rock. We have six miles of trout stream, but five fords. River went to five feet Sat, even my Land Cruiser won't do that. Fucking rain.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at May 21, 2013 05:08 PM (wR+pz)

286 Steven Crowder has a new video on youtube channel -- the Koran Challenge 2: Jesus vs Muhammad. Crowder has some serious balls.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 21, 2013 05:08 PM (ZPrif)

287

289,

 

No, but it would be handy. Save on batteries.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at May 21, 2013 05:08 PM (AA0p/)

288 OK, I deserved that. I forgot where I was.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at May 21, 2013 05:09 PM (AA0p/)

289 272 Does she still not understand what a hash tag is? I'm beyond gobsmacked. Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2013 08:57 PM (lVPtV) It boggles the mind that she doesn't understand them.....considering how many times her's is pointed out. Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2013 09:01 PM (X6akg) I'll be fair to the vapid brain dead skank and say that it reads like you misinterpreted what the smelly little psychopath was saying since she is so hard to understand trying to type with all those cocks trying to get in her mouth. She was claiming it was a sock puppet like everyone here uses, not that all her idiotic pointless posts were made by others.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 21, 2013 05:09 PM (4CmG0)

290 Jane - LOL!  Glad you got out of there alive

Posted by: Cheri at May 21, 2013 05:09 PM (EAgmr)

291

Mescaline. 

That's the stuff.

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2013 05:09 PM (CfT7g)

292 291 Why do I leave for two weeks, come home and my wife is sexually more available than usual. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at May 21, 2013 09:02 PM (AA0p/) I am guessing your regular postman is on vacation.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at May 21, 2013 05:10 PM (wR+pz)

293 Saddest story I've heard in ages, after boot camp grad. last fall, a brand new Pfc and his family went to nearby Hunting Island State Park to swim.  He was caught in an undertow and drowned.  Just hours after graduation.

I still can't imagine the family's grief.  His body was recovered by the Coast Guard that night.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2013 05:10 PM (lVPtV)

294 Actually I thought that the CO Shrum gal was pretty - but OWS for sure.

Posted by: Cheri at May 21, 2013 05:10 PM (EAgmr)

295 >>>OK, I deserved that. I forgot where I was. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet You're lucky to get out alive on that one.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 21, 2013 05:10 PM (4Mv1T)

296 Crowder compares the life of Muhammad and Jesus -- in a funny way. And he dresses up as both. Ok, technically he dresses up as Jesus and NotMuhammad. And, yeah, Crowder goes there on the Muhammad was a pedo. Cause he was. Also nice comparison of how Jesus rescued a woman from stoning -- while Muhammad regularly ordered stonings. Especially of any woman he thought was looking whore-y.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 21, 2013 05:10 PM (ZPrif)

297 OSP- as soon as I hit 'post' on that one I started looking for the 'retract' button.  Sorry!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 21, 2013 05:10 PM (pxDth)

298

309,

 

Takes thick skin to be a ron. Not everyone can cut it.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at May 21, 2013 05:12 PM (AA0p/)

299

RIP Ray Manzarek.  I got to meet him back in '05 at the first show of the New Doors tour over in Tampa.

 

B'Gal's second-born was the bass player  for  the opening act,   Pat Travers.

 

Also got a pic with Carmine Appice, too. Good show.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 21, 2013 05:12 PM (+z4pE)

300

Cheri,

 

She is majoring in "Communications" or something. So, yeah, OWS.

Posted by: Vic Supporter at May 21, 2013 05:12 PM (89oby)

301 310 Hell's yeah,you aren't a true 'ron until ace himself rips into you for something.

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2013 05:13 PM (9XBK2)

302 she loves you oldsailors poet & she missed you

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 21, 2013 05:13 PM (GVxQo)

303 Tobacco weeds. get another hobby. 

Posted by: Rats Alley at May 21, 2013 05:14 PM (XACbv)

304 313 310 Hell's yeah,you aren't a true 'ron until ace himself rips into you for something. Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2013 09:13 PM (9XBK2) *raises hand* Several times.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 21, 2013 05:14 PM (GEICT)

305

314,

 

Yeah, she called me her best friend on the phone yesterday. My allergies kicked in.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at May 21, 2013 05:14 PM (AA0p/)

306 RIP Ray Manzarek. I got to meet him back in '05 at the first show of the New Doors tour over in Tampa.

He gave a talk at my college when I was a junior, which included playing keyboard.  I recall being enthralled for two hours, but I can't remember anything specific he said.

That was about ten years before I started drinking, so that's not why.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at May 21, 2013 05:14 PM (hO8IJ)

307 Why do I leave for two weeks, come home and my wife is sexually more available than usual.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet

Some new dents in the auto?    Credit cards maxed?
No, I'm sure it was her remembering how hunky and adorable you are!

Posted by: Cheri at May 21, 2013 05:15 PM (EAgmr)

308 315 Tobacco weeds. get another hobby.

Posted by: Rats Alley at May 21, 2013 09:14 PM (XACbv




This has to be a sock. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2013 05:15 PM (lVPtV)

309 My wife has a Kindle romance novel addiction. I am not complaining. Whenever I am in the mood we saddle up and ride. Almost teenage like.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 21, 2013 05:15 PM (jucos)

310 Are people beating up on poor OSP? 

He is in a most frightfully fragile mental state right now.  His company sent him to a school that filled his noggin with equations.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 21, 2013 05:15 PM (Mo34f)

311 That was about ten years before I started drinking, so that's not why. Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at May 21, 2013 09:14 PM (hO8IJ) Hey, don't bogart that shit!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 21, 2013 05:15 PM (GEICT)

312

321,

 

As it should be.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at May 21, 2013 05:15 PM (AA0p/)

313 For those who watched the Carney presser today, here's a near parody, 22 sec.
, "I have people skills!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAY27NU1Jog

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 21, 2013 05:16 PM (aDwsi)

314 @321 Fucking bragger. What novels??

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at May 21, 2013 05:16 PM (wR+pz)

315 OsP, I think you know you're well-loved here.  Especially by the moronettes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2013 05:16 PM (lVPtV)

316 Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at May 21, 2013 09:14 PM (AA0p/)

Wait. That was an actual question?

I've been scrolling looking for the punchline!!111!!

How about clue for when you're making a joke and when you're not?

Crap. Here I was all set to laugh and . . .  nuthin'.

What. A. Gyp.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 21, 2013 05:16 PM (yKGCL)

317 so the Feds finally arrested Ace on charges of incitement to write? Busy busy day and then nothing new for almost two hours? I would be worried if I were sober.

Posted by: Mallfly at May 21, 2013 05:17 PM (bJm7W)

318

Heather,

 

10  years before you started drinking? *doing some math* Your were 8 years old?

Posted by: Vic Supporter at May 21, 2013 05:17 PM (89oby)

319

322,

 

Hi AP, Did my first scan on a 16 X 2.5 pipe weld today. Found the flaw.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at May 21, 2013 05:17 PM (AA0p/)

320 Hell's yeah,you aren't a true 'ron until ace himself rips into you for something calls you "judgmental" FIFY

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 21, 2013 05:17 PM (jSOFt)

321

Several times.

 

Same here. I got slapped down  for  ripping a troll one time. I was in a particularly bad mood, so I had an excuse.

 

Nowadays, I always preface my "fuck yourself" with "kindly."

 

See, I can be  nice.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 21, 2013 05:18 PM (+z4pE)

322 Getting yelled at by Gabe or Drew doesn't count though.

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2013 05:18 PM (9XBK2)

323 328, Toughen up butter cup.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at May 21, 2013 05:18 PM (AA0p/)

324 What. A. Gyp.
----------------

Very un-PC.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 21, 2013 05:18 PM (aDwsi)

325 It bears repeating here that "curious/caustic" told me in an earlier thread that all those nics she's supposedly posting under are socks being done by posters other than herself.

Except she can't explain the "socks" always having her hash tag.

*mind boggled*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2013 05:18 PM (lVPtV)

326 So I just found a bottle of 'Pennsylvania Dutch' brand eggnog (14.75% alcohol by volume!)in the fridge behind the salsa and napolitos. May GOD bless the Amish! It's from this past Christmas. Only one CPO cupful left. Tastes fine to me, and even if it didn't, the current situation compels me to drink it. Raining to beat all in East Texas, and yet the Rangers are not kneedeep in mud. Just can't hit tonight.

Posted by: EROWMER at May 21, 2013 05:19 PM (kxlCQ)

327

334,

 

That's like wearing a condom.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at May 21, 2013 05:19 PM (AA0p/)

328 This has to be a sock. Nope. Troll.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 21, 2013 05:19 PM (jSOFt)

329 I still can't imagine the family's grief. His body was recovered by the Coast Guard that night.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

So sad.  Truly a time where us mere mortals are tested on our faith.  I pray for them like the folks in OK that God holds them in his arms in their time of need and grief.  They may not believe it at the time but He is there.

Posted by: Cheri at May 21, 2013 05:19 PM (EAgmr)

330 10 years before you started drinking? *doing some math* Your were 8 years old? Posted by: Vic Supporter at May 21, 2013 09:17 PM (89oby --- I started drinking almost immediately after being born. Maybe even before, but that was mostly just my own piss.

Posted by: That guy at May 21, 2013 05:19 PM (krveP)

331 Hi AP, Did my first scan on a 16 X 2.5 pipe weld today. Found the flaw. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet
--------------

A test? Ultra sound? X-ray?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 21, 2013 05:20 PM (aDwsi)

332 332 Hell's yeah,you aren't a true 'ron until ace himself rips into you for something calls you "judgmental" FIFY Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 21, 2013 09:17 PM (jSOFt) Standards man, standards.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 21, 2013 05:20 PM (GEICT)

333 This has to be a sock. Posted by: Jane D'oh I think I recognize that hash. And not in a good way.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 21, 2013 05:20 PM (4Mv1T)

334 hi all

Posted by: chemjeff at May 21, 2013 05:20 PM (BBWjt)

335 338 Hell,in the fridge that long the alcohol content may have gone up!

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2013 05:20 PM (9XBK2)

336 OSP, the flaw in the weld or the welder?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 21, 2013 05:21 PM (Mo34f)

337

343,

 

Ultrasonic, dual transducer, 2.25 Mhz.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at May 21, 2013 05:21 PM (AA0p/)

338 I will break into the Kindle and get a reading list. I have no idea what she reads but I love where it leads. My Schvanstukka might fall off.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 21, 2013 05:21 PM (jucos)

339 If there wasn't any "green fuzz" on top, you're good to go.

That's my standard.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 21, 2013 05:21 PM (yKGCL)

340 338 So I just found a bottle of 'Pennsylvania Dutch' brand eggnog (14.75% alcohol by volume!)in the fridge behind the salsa and napolitos. May GOD bless the Amish! It's from this past Christmas. Only one CPO cupful left. Tastes fine to me, and even if it didn't, the current situation compels me to drink it. Raining to beat all in East Texas, and yet the Rangers are not kneedeep in mud. Just can't hit tonight.

Posted by: EROWMER at May 21, 2013 09:19 PM (kxlCQ




You have a Living Will, right?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2013 05:21 PM (lVPtV)

341

Found the flaw.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet

 

****

 

Snooty realtor showing house to lady from Georgia: 

"Now this is a house without a flaw."

 

Georgia lady:

"Really?  What do y'all walk on 'round heah?"

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 21, 2013 05:22 PM (pxDth)

342 10 years before you started drinking? *doing some math* Your were 8 years old?

I was somewhat ahead of my peers academically as a child.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at May 21, 2013 05:22 PM (hO8IJ)

343 Did too much outdoor work today,  so I won't make it to the ONT.

Good night,  all.

Posted by: Miss Marple at May 21, 2013 05:22 PM (GoIUi)

344

348

 

A drilled elongated 1/16 hole along the root. Made to appear as "lack of fusion"

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at May 21, 2013 05:23 PM (AA0p/)

345 'Night Miss M

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 21, 2013 05:23 PM (4Mv1T)

346 Miss Marple - My son just graduated HS and does not know what to do with his life just yet.  He got his first job at McDonald's last month.  Now real life and not school is teaching him some lessons -  looking at his pay stub of deductions, dealing with people, obeying strict rules of dress and conduct (at least at this location), and managing his bank accounts for the first time has been a real eye opener.  He blew his first paycheck in 3 days and then asked me for money to go to a concert with his friends.  I said sorry, NO.

There is nothing like real life experience as a teacher. 

Posted by: Cheri at May 21, 2013 05:23 PM (EAgmr)

347 That's enough alcohol content to keep any critters or vegetation from accumulating to your detriment.

Check back with us in about 2-4 hours though.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 21, 2013 05:23 PM (yKGCL)

348 Hi, chemjeff.  Here's a video compilation for you.  Kittehs vs. Printers:


http://tinyurl.com/kb6zfz8

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2013 05:23 PM (lVPtV)

349 Snooty realtor showing house to lady from Georgia:
"Now this is a house without a flaw."

Georgia lady:
"Really? What do y'all walk on 'round heah?"
---------------------

Debasement- Where de furnace is...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 21, 2013 05:23 PM (aDwsi)

350 That's enough alcohol content to keep any critters or vegetation from accumulating to your detriment.
--------------

Flora/fauna resistant egg nog.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 21, 2013 05:24 PM (aDwsi)

351 If you survive your encounter with past due eggnog, please tell us where to get some.  For next Christmas, yeah that's the ticket.

So it was a doctored pipe to give the appearance of a flaw.  I would think they would have enough real examples to not have to do that.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 21, 2013 05:25 PM (Mo34f)

352 Gotta go to bed, tests tomorrow, 16 week class jammed into two weeks. FK i'm beat. See ya'll Saturday morning.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at May 21, 2013 05:26 PM (AA0p/)

353 Nood

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 21, 2013 05:26 PM (GEICT)

354 And it's gone

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 21, 2013 05:27 PM (GEICT)

355 Have a better tomorrow there OSP.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 21, 2013 05:27 PM (Mo34f)

356

So I just found a bottle of 'Pennsylvania Dutch' brand eggnog

 

***

 

"Hmmm, what's this?"

 

**opens spout**

 

**sniffs**

 

**wrinkles nose**

 

**sniffs again**

 

**shrugs**

 

"Eh, what the hell!"

 

**glug, glug, glug**

 

 

Moron adventures in the fridge, chapter 2 

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 21, 2013 05:27 PM (pxDth)

357 Nite Poet

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 21, 2013 05:27 PM (aDwsi)

358 That non-existant time machine strikes again huh?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 21, 2013 05:27 PM (Mo34f)

359 Back from the future. And the "comments" are all wonky.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 21, 2013 05:27 PM (4Mv1T)

360 In the car, did Amnesty just fucking pass or something?

Posted by: RWC at May 21, 2013 05:27 PM (/nqcw)

361 Sign one has lived too long among teens: Keep seeing posts/tweets/etc starting with OK and reading okay rather than Oklahoma. Or it may mean the bottle of wine may need to be opened before Himself gets home.

Posted by: Ragamuffin at May 21, 2013 05:28 PM (fzFF6)

362 Do I have it right that Lerner will be questioned tomorrow?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 21, 2013 05:28 PM (aDwsi)

363 New post was probably by Drew though,so...

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2013 05:28 PM (9XBK2)

364 Who is Drew?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 21, 2013 05:29 PM (jucos)

365

Debasement- Where de furnace is...

 

A guy walks into the pharmacy and spends a lot of time in the feminine  aisle. The pharmacist walks  over to help.

 

"Wife sent me to get her some tampons, but I don't know what kind to get her."

 

Pharmacist asks, "What kind of  flow does she have?"

 

Man answers, "Linoleum."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 21, 2013 05:29 PM (+z4pE)

366 Morons who post with their phones are frickin Saints.

Posted by: RWC at May 21, 2013 05:30 PM (/nqcw)

367 What new post?

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2013 05:30 PM (BAS5M)

368 So I just noticed in the sidebar -- I did not realize that "Senator Whitehouse" was a real name. I suppose that makes me politially uninformed. Or perhaps, it is a sign I should change my name and run for Congress as Senator Shaftesbury Quimhouse.

Posted by: wooga at May 21, 2013 05:30 PM (/c7NM)

369 In the car, did Amnesty just fucking pass or something? Posted by: RWC at May 21, 2013 09:27 PM (/nqcw) Passed the Senate Judiciary Committee by a vote of 13-5. The Senate will consider it in June.

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 21, 2013 05:30 PM (uL0u2)

370 374 Sign one has lived too long among teens:

Keep seeing posts/tweets/etc starting with OK and reading okay rather than Oklahoma.




They don't speak in question? speak do they?  Because I used to want to drive my car into the marsh when I carpooled with two teen girls in the car.

"You know, I really like Ron?"  "And I like your skirt?"  "Rachel is a bitch?"

If I'd been armed I would have killed myself.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2013 05:31 PM (lVPtV)

371 Vendette- How did you get that hash?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 21, 2013 05:31 PM (4Mv1T)

372 360 Hi, chemjeff. Here's a video compilation for you. Kittehs vs. Printers:


http://tinyurl.com/kb6zfz8

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2013 09:23 PM (lVPtV)


lol Jane that is awesome, thanks for sharing


How is your son doing?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 21, 2013 05:32 PM (BBWjt)

373 383 Spoken with that rising inflection.

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2013 05:32 PM (9XBK2)

374 Mike - Lerner will testify and plead the 5th all of the way.

Posted by: Cheri at May 21, 2013 05:32 PM (EAgmr)

375 Was walking around today, passed by a USA Today newspaper, big picture of Monday's tornado across the cover. But up in the upper-left corner:

"Poll: Scandals tarnish Obama and GOP, 1A"

And? Where exactly in all of this are they getting an "and" from?

Posted by: Dan K. at May 21, 2013 05:33 PM (HTQLv)

376

Jane,

 

My daughter used to use the word "like" as every other word in a sentence.  Drove me crazy.

Posted by: Vic Supporter at May 21, 2013 05:34 PM (89oby)

377

Do I have it right that Lerner will be questioned tomorrow?

 

I plead the 5th.

Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2013 05:34 PM (9YF7f)

378 How is your son doing?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 21, 2013 09:32 PM (BBWjt




Well, the ass drunk-Skyped me yesterday from Korea.  And all his male and female buddies were drunk and thought I was mock-worthy.  So he's on my shit-list until I get a huge apology.



Other than that, he's just great.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2013 05:34 PM (lVPtV)

379 good night OSP and good luck

Posted by: chemjeff at May 21, 2013 05:35 PM (BBWjt)

380 I can't believe I'm the first to say:  Look at the long line to shit on the police car.

Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at May 21, 2013 05:35 PM (kxSZr)

381 OT jEF calls in reporters. Tells them they have 5 Benghazi jihadis identified. They won't do anything to them cause they don't have enough evidence to try them I am not making this up

Posted by: Thunderb at May 21, 2013 05:35 PM (nH8jP)

382 Jane, uh-oh, time to teach the boy some Southern manners

Posted by: chemjeff at May 21, 2013 05:35 PM (BBWjt)

383 I think someday that the Moron who randomly ends up with the hash "B1GN/" will never turn his computer off.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 21, 2013 05:35 PM (jSOFt)

384 Vendette- How did you get that hash? Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 21, 2013 09:31 PM (4Mv1T) I got it yesterday. Used someone else's wifi on Sunday and when I started using my own internet access yesterday it changed. At least I got rid of the hash that had KY in it. I took some grief for that one... 1-1 Bruins-Rangers.

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 21, 2013 05:35 PM (uL0u2)

385 Jane - Oh to be young and stupid again   Make him pay momma!

Posted by: Cheri at May 21, 2013 05:36 PM (EAgmr)

386 Jane- does your Skype have  the   'skype-smack' feature?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 21, 2013 05:37 PM (pxDth)

387 3 dogs at the vet. One dog asked the golden why he was there, he said "i won' t listen to my master so I'm getting nuetered." Second dog says, " me too I wrecked all the new furniture". Third dog said " the lady of the house bent over in front of me naked and I had my way with her". Golden said " nuetered too huh." Third replied " Nope, just getting my nails trimmed. "

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 21, 2013 05:37 PM (ZlSkF)

388 Well, *that* was exciting.

My bus (BV Denver->Boulder) got hit by a car on my way home today. Very close to where I was sitting.

Ow

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 21, 2013 05:37 PM (QTHTd)

389 >>>Oh to be young and stupid again I already got one of those covered. And the other one can't be done from here.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 21, 2013 05:37 PM (4Mv1T)

390 I think someday that the Moron who randomly ends up with the hash "B1GN/" will never turn his computer off. Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 21, 2013 09:35 PM (jSOFt) There's a NoVaMoMee game! Pick your dream hash.

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 21, 2013 05:38 PM (uL0u2)

391 SA 15 - Mem 13, end  of 1st.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 21, 2013 05:38 PM (+z4pE)

392 two new posts disappeared
I think this blog is being monitored by the government

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 21, 2013 05:39 PM (f1agA)

393 we had an "IQ\50" hash in here once, swear to G-d

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 21, 2013 05:39 PM (QTHTd)

394 Damn, this thread is getting gamey.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2013 05:39 PM (MBqvE)

395 SA 15 - Mem 13, end of 1st.

What is this, high school?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at May 21, 2013 05:39 PM (hO8IJ)

396 Well, it is almost time for the ONT, no need to panic

Posted by: chemjeff at May 21, 2013 05:40 PM (BBWjt)

397 407 If it was one of our trolls it was perfect.Or,pretty much any Democrat.

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2013 05:40 PM (9XBK2)

398 396 Jane, uh-oh, time to teach the boy some Southern manners

Posted by: chemjeff at May 21, 2013 09:35 PM (BBWjt




He told his dad he and his buddies all thought I was "cute" and stuff.



The only other time he drunk-Skyped me was New Years Eve.  It was actually one of the best New Years ever for me.  He and his buds were in his barracks, and he introduced me to all the guys, including one he said saved their lives in A-stan.  He said, "Mom, do you want to watch the fireworks with us?"  I said "yes" and he held up his laptop to the window and we watched the show over Naha.  We brought in the New Year together.  It was awesome.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2013 05:40 PM (lVPtV)

399 In the playoffs NBA players actually play tough defense.

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2013 05:41 PM (9XBK2)

400 I searched. "IronMansLiver" was his screenname

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 21, 2013 05:41 PM (QTHTd)

401
The only other time he drunk-Skyped me was New Years Eve. It was actually one of the best New Years ever for me. He and his buds were in his barracks, and he introduced me to all the guys, including one he said saved their lives in A-stan. He said, "Mom, do you want to watch the fireworks with us?" I said "yes" and he held up his laptop to the window and we watched the show over Naha. We brought in the New Year together. It was awesome.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2013 09:40 PM (lVPtV)








Okay, that's awesome.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2013 05:41 PM (MBqvE)

402

What is this, high school?

 

Lotsa fouls, hell Memphis didn't score in double digits until after the  9:00 mark.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 21, 2013 05:42 PM (+z4pE)

403 Has this thread lasted for more than four hours?

If the answer is no, then its not gamey yet.  Just last stage funky.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 21, 2013 05:42 PM (Mo34f)

404 ONT has arrived!

Posted by: Vendette (formerly I lurk, therefore I am) at May 21, 2013 05:42 PM (uL0u2)

405 Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2013 09:31 PM (lVPtV No, no question speak. Lots of adverbs 'Actually', 'Technically' and the like. And, of course, the ubiquitous 'Um'. The one twin who is particularly bad about starting his sentences that way looked at a college in Canada. My husband just shook his head. "Could you imagine? Every sentence starting with Um, ending in...Eh?"

Posted by: Ragamuffin at May 21, 2013 05:42 PM (fzFF6)

406 two new posts disappeared I think this blog is being monitored by the government Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 21, 2013 09:39 PM (f1agA) =============================== SHIT! Their on to us. Let's get out of here!

Posted by: Guy In Black Suit and Sunglasses, Talking into His Sleeve at May 21, 2013 05:44 PM (jucos)

407



There are now too many scandals for a supplicant cozy media to take notice of.

Pretty interesting con game these sleazy apparatchiks are playing.

I am sure this happened in the USSR.

This has such a creepy communist feel to it...the schools have purged any reference to that shit. No one knows what the fuck it is, BY PLAN.

BUT DONT YOU DARE CALL HIM A MARXIST

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Commissar at May 21, 2013 05:45 PM (HQml1)

408 Posted by: Ragamuffin at May 21, 2013 09:42 PM (fzFF6)


My son and his fellow middle schoolers' favorite word back in the day was "poser" -- and yes, spelled like that. 


Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2013 05:45 PM (lVPtV)

409 Jane, the New Year's story is quite awesome

Posted by: chemjeff at May 21, 2013 05:46 PM (BBWjt)

410 "Poll: Scandals tarnish Obama and GOP, 1A" And? Where exactly in all of this are they getting an "and" from? Posted by: Dan K. at May 21, 2013 09:33 PM ------------------------------------ If the republicans didn't care about the scandals, they wouldn't exist. Ipso facto retardus interuptus: they are partially responsible.

Posted by: irright at May 21, 2013 05:47 PM (DtNNC)

411 423 Jane, the New Year's story is quite awesome

Posted by: chemjeff at May 21, 2013 09:46 PM (BBWjt)



Thanks.  That's his true self.  Still, he has me pissed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2013 05:50 PM (lVPtV)

412 God bless all of those Tea Partiers -- old and young --who made the extra effort to protest the IRS and support the Republic.

Posted by: gracepmc at May 21, 2013 07:01 PM (rznx3)

413 Doesn't 'taking the fifth amendment' simply mean, "I committed a crime
but you're gonna have to figure it out for yourselves cause I'm not
gonna tell you" ?


The fifth amendment says '...nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself' which is rather a good thing. Otherwise you could be rubber hosed into admitting what ever the powers that be wanted you to admit. That is an easy way to clear  crimes but it doesn't work out so well for you if you happen to actually be innocent.

Funny - the amendment says '...nor shall be compelled...' I can't find all the exceptions that the legal system seems to have carved out of invisible whole cloth to the fifth where the government gets to compel you if it chooses to do so . . Just like the second amendment says "shall not be infringed" and somehow that means "we  can fuck with your firearm rights any damn way we please".


Posted by: [/i]An Observation at May 21, 2013 07:13 PM (ylhEn)

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