September 12, 2013

1 Ugh. Rainy Thursday. Obama, Hillary, schools still suck ass. Left still hellbent on destroying America. Need moar coffee...

Posted by: Lizzy at September 12, 2013 05:41 AM (ZFdsD)

2 pretty bad if I get a firstly while taking a dump. What?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 12, 2013 05:42 AM (Sv6Mg)

3 Via Jim Geraghty, Hillary's great shame, Benghazi: "In the United States, the families of those killed a year ago at the consulate says the Obama administration has yet to tell them what really happened, and why it is that none of the killers have been captured or killed. "It's hard, I never expected this from my government," Patricia Smith, mother of Sean Smith, told Fox News. "All they have to do is tell me the truth."

Posted by: MTF at September 12, 2013 05:42 AM (qf2kI)

4 Proof that Assad launched a chemical attack? Proof is for Republican Administrations.

Posted by: Flyguy at September 12, 2013 05:42 AM (Oay3F)

5 shit

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 12, 2013 05:42 AM (Sv6Mg)

6

Speaking of the economy. Another debt ceiling limit thingy is coming up in a couple or three weeks.

 

Keep an eye on that one, folks.

Posted by: Warren Bonesteel at September 12, 2013 05:43 AM (klGLB)

7 So glad to see Toyz R You dropped the heteronormative toy labeling! All toys will now be Green and Purple plastic, rather than the sexist Pink and Blue? Also Pink Sportswear will now be coming out [giggle] with a line for prebuscent boys, so they can have the word PINK splashed across the buttocks too. Harry Reid endorsed the move

Posted by: Bigby's Velvet Glove at September 12, 2013 05:44 AM (3ZtZW)

8

Nice morning here in Lansing; starting to cool off a bit.  Almost done with the week.

 

Life's good.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Vexations and Peevishness to Go! at September 12, 2013 05:44 AM (hLRSq)

9 6 and 9 for week 1 in the pros! Not actually as bad as I was expecting...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 12, 2013 05:44 AM (naUcP)

10 That Evan Gattis home run dick-hit ought to count as a gland slam.



Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Posted by: EC at September 12, 2013 05:49 AM (GQ8sn)

11 So? Greek unemployment finally equals ours? Gee, let's send 'em The Jug Earred Fuckstick to help them out....

Posted by: backhoe at September 12, 2013 05:50 AM (ULH4o)

12 Ring! Ring! Ring!

Posted by: crichton ringing a bell and pointing at a photo of Harry Reid at September 12, 2013 05:51 AM (YD2FC)

13 why it is that none of the killers have been captured or killed

Putin would have had them hung on meat hooks 11 months ago and left enough clues so that it would be pretty clear who did it.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 12, 2013 05:52 AM (9MLX+)

14 Iowahawk is busy Bringing It, tweeting that Putin is now basically doing doughnuts in TFG's lawn.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 12, 2013 05:52 AM (ccXZP)

15 Leadership says it wants to pick its battles. Rank-and-file conservatives say we must fight every battle, even ones we'll lose.
============

So mind-numbingly silly.

Name one--ONE--battle the "leadership" has picked and fought* in the last 6 years?

Because all I see is an unbroken chain of "strategic" retreats to "keep our powder dry" for the next hill. Promise. Pinky swear. Cross-my-heart-and-hope-to-die.

In the financial world they like to avoid responsibility with "past performance is not indicative of future results."

In the political world, past performance is pretty accurate in predicting future results.

And we all know damned good and well what the future results of the "leadership picking the battles" will be. Even if they've a hoard of toadies to fluff their promises.

*note, I didn't add "and won." Hell, the "leadership" couldn't wait to carry Obama over the finish line and around for a victory lap on Syria--it was only the rank-and-file that killed that stupidity.

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 12, 2013 05:53 AM (VjL9S)

16

Sometimes I like to use aos as a confessional so here it goes.

 

Last night I was flipping through the channels and I stopped and ended up watching Mama June and Sugar Bear get  married.   And I enjoyed it.

 

Whew.  I feel better now. 

Posted by: polynikes at September 12, 2013 05:53 AM (m2CN7)

17 Putin would have had them hung on meat hooks 11 months ago and left enough clues so that it would be pretty clear who did it.



He would have done the same thing as Walter White in Breaking Bad and put the bodies into barrels full of acid.

Posted by: EC at September 12, 2013 05:54 AM (GQ8sn)

18 Which is why socially liberal bureaucrats in D.C. want to make you wait 24 hours to get a tattoo of a baby on your arm, but thereÂ’s no waiting to have an abortion.

— Jonah Goldberg

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 12, 2013 05:55 AM (8sCoq)

19 Look- Congress couldn't even get our light bulbs back for us- you really think they're going to stop Obamacare?

It is to laugh...

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 12, 2013 05:57 AM (8sCoq)

20 Which is why socially liberal bureaucrats in D.C. want to make you wait 24 hours to get a tattoo of a baby on your arm, but thereÂ’s no waiting to have an abortion.

Closing line of Goldberg highlighting Liberal hypocrisy.  Boom!!

Posted by: dogfish, naught naught spy at September 12, 2013 05:59 AM (nsOJa)

21 Leadership says it wants to pick its battles. Rank-and-file conservatives say we must fight every battle, even ones we'll lose. ============ Life must be easy for those who have no principles worth standing for.

Posted by: Countrysquire at September 12, 2013 05:59 AM (LSJmV)

22 #boulderflood  trending on Twitter

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 12, 2013 05:59 AM (8sCoq)

23 Banned in DC since 1971 -- billboards.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 12, 2013 05:59 AM (9MLX+)

24 UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon, and will offer strong { circumstantial evidence} that government forces were responsible for the deadly attack. The report, quoting an unnamed senior Western official, is based on the teamÂ’s examination of spent rocket casings, ammunition, and soil, blood, and urine samples. {It will stop short of directly accusing Assad of perpetrating the attack} on his own people.

The investigators have “gotten very rich samples — biomedical and environmental — and they have interviewed victims, doctors and nurses,” the official was quoted as saying, adding that “they are very happy with the wealth of evidence they got.”

US officials expected the report to confirm US {allegations that sarin gas was used in the attack.}


so  we are still at 'almost proof but lacking proof?'

Posted by: willow at September 12, 2013 06:00 AM (nqBYe)

25 Heh.  Jones, I just double posted the same comment.

Posted by: dogfish, naught naught spy at September 12, 2013 06:00 AM (nsOJa)

26 Marianne Theresa-Johnson Reddick

Oh my, I'm thinking the right thing to do in that situation is to celebrate in private and not make a spectacle of it.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at September 12, 2013 06:01 AM (epxV4)

27 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at September 12, 2013 06:01 AM (/PCJa)

28 Banned in DC since 1971 -- billboards. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ They all moved to Texas, like seemingly everything else from up there.

Posted by: Countrysquire at September 12, 2013 06:01 AM (LSJmV)

29 Burn it down. Scatter the stones. Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at September 12, 2013 06:01 AM (/PCJa)

30 Good morning. My cat Bella did not make it through the night. She died curled up in the crook of my arm around 5 this morning. Sweet girl, she will be sorely missed. My vet, knowing me to be a soft touch, asked if I would like to adopt a new kitten today, and I said yes. So Bella's successor will be arriving the same day that she departed. Waiting on a call from the vet right now.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 12, 2013 06:01 AM (ZshNr)

31 Whew. I feel better now. Posted by: polynikes at September 12, 2013 09:53 AM (m2CN7) that you confessed or that you watched the show?

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at September 12, 2013 06:01 AM (8JJ6O)

32 >>Look- Congress couldn't even get our light bulbs back for us- you really think they're going to stop Obamacare? The ban has been blocked by Republicans in the House since 2007.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 12, 2013 06:02 AM (g1DWB)

33 Pro-tip: C-Clamps were invented for a reason, there is no need for your hand to act as a substitute.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at September 12, 2013 06:02 AM (/PCJa)

34 Which is why socially liberal bureaucrats in D.C. want to make you wait 24 hours to get a tattoo of a baby on your arm, but thereÂ’s no waiting to have an abortion.

— Jonah Goldberg

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 12, 2013 09:55 AM (8sCoq)

 

Makes sense for a liberal.   They are only concerned about  their  need to control   what  they  believed  to   be  a  burden  or not .    A baby and a tat  are lifetime burdens to them and they know better than you.  

Posted by: polynikes at September 12, 2013 06:02 AM (m2CN7)

35 jeebus

hearing about a firefighter up in one of the flooded canyons who took refuge from fast-rising water in a tree, then the tree was washed away-- rescue personnel looking for the guy now

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 12, 2013 06:02 AM (8sCoq)

36 "...but there's no waiting to have an abortion."

It's times like these that make me ache for good trolls to defend their hypocrisy.

"Tattoos are forever.  Killing is temporary."

Or something like that.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, The Colossus of Independence at September 12, 2013 06:02 AM (fwARV)

37 Kid from the old neighborhood lives in Boulder now, just posted a bunch of pics of a (his?) residential street with water over the tires of all the cars.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 12, 2013 06:03 AM (ZshNr)

38 are we still at sarin gas Was used?
has anyone been arguing gas was used?

so gas was used but we will not be able to confirm it was Assad?

isn't this the same where we've been for weeks?

Posted by: willow at September 12, 2013 06:03 AM (nqBYe)

39 They can label them anyway they want.Boys will still mostly pick the typical boys toys and the girls will do likewise.

Posted by: steevy at September 12, 2013 06:03 AM (9XBK2)

40 A baby and a tat are lifetime burdens to them and they know better than you.


A tat is a lifetime burden, a baby not so much to them.

Posted by: EC at September 12, 2013 06:03 AM (GQ8sn)

41 >The ban has been blocked by Republicans in the House since 2007.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 12, 2013 10:02 AM (g1DWB)



I love learning stuff!


we're still fucked on the ACA

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 12, 2013 06:03 AM (8sCoq)

42 I am getting a little tired of liberals using 9-11 as an occasion to foist Muslims upon us, or for the Muslim community rising up that day to call us bigots, you know, instead of ad nauseum condemning Islamic extremists. Which they never seem to do.

We are remembering thousands of victims from the worst terrorist attack on our soil in our nations history. 9-11 is a day of remembrance and reflection. Not a day for liberals to blatantly imply we are all bigots and deserved it. Just look in the mirror.

To that I politely say. Fook u.

Posted by: Marcus at September 12, 2013 06:03 AM (GGCsk)

43 lincolntf sorry to hear about bella, losing a loving lovely pet is horrible....best wishes with the new kitten

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at September 12, 2013 06:03 AM (8JJ6O)

44 CaliforniaÂ’s Middle Class Faces Slow Death by Green Laws Boy, that's for sure. Run all the businesses and jobs out of the state. Enforce ridiculous energy policies that cause inflation on everything. I really hate leftys.

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at September 12, 2013 06:04 AM (WdWRd)

45 PPP sat on poll showing Colorado recall strength



One of the many reasons I never trust polls

Posted by: Vic at September 12, 2013 06:04 AM (zZbNF)

46

>>>Pro-tip: C-Clamps were invented for a reason, there is no need for your hand to act as a substitute.

 

Too much lube required heh

Posted by: Bigby's Velvet Glove at September 12, 2013 06:05 AM (3ZtZW)

47 abortion- you need to be free to make decisions about your own body

24 waiting period for tattoo- you can't be free to make decisions about your own body

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 12, 2013 06:05 AM (8sCoq)

48 If you like your hill to die on, you can keep your hill to die on.
 
In pristine, unbloodied condition. It must be the marshmallow loads the Rs are running in their Airsofts.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 12, 2013 06:05 AM (ccXZP)

49 Sorry to hear Lincoln. Adopting a new kitteh today is the right thing IMHO. After we lost our 17 year old aby to kidney failure, we waited a few months before getting another and regret not doing so immediately.

Posted by: Countrysquire at September 12, 2013 06:05 AM (LSJmV)

50 A tat is a lifetime burden, a baby not so much to them.

Posted by: EC at September 12, 2013 10:03 AM (GQ8sn)

 

No a baby is exactly considered a burden to them.  That is why they have no problems with abortion.   Its not killing a baby.  Its eliminating a burden.  

Posted by: polynikes at September 12, 2013 06:06 AM (m2CN7)

51 The Clintons are linked to shadowy figures who operate around the rules?  What?  [clutches pearls]

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 12, 2013 06:06 AM (BAS5M)

52 This lefty brit site I read is always going on and on about trade unions. Not one of them has a trade or probably even knows what a hammer is. Only one guy I have ever seen over there said he was a miner back in the 70s and that Thatcher was right to close down the mines that would just waste money and had little profit. But these people just can't shut up about the trade unions. Sheesh! They were all commies/trots back in their school days and are socialists now but got a rude awakening by all the antisemitism by the left.

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at September 12, 2013 06:07 AM (WdWRd)

53 >PPP sat on poll showing Colorado recall strength


I know, that was ridiculous- a polling company saw the results of THEIR OWN POLL, said 'that can't be right, the Democrat position is popular with everyone we know', and buried it

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 12, 2013 06:07 AM (8sCoq)

54 Life must be easy for those who have no principles worth standing for. Posted by: Countrysquire at September 12, 2013 09:59 AM (LSJmV) Till the consequences arrive. Then it's a bitch.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at September 12, 2013 06:09 AM (bb5+k)

55 Weasel Zippers ‏@weaselzippers 6m

White House Praises PutinÂ’s NYT Op-Ed Where He Bashes American ExceptionalismÂ… http://shar.es/ijAPE

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 12, 2013 06:09 AM (8sCoq)

56 Posted by: Jones in CO at September 12, 2013 10:09 AM (8sCoq) Of course he does. He doesn't believe in American Exceptionalism anyway.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at September 12, 2013 06:11 AM (/PCJa)

57 No Obama is not ready to do for the economy what he did for Syria b/c if he was he'd cave to the GOP Putin...

Syria you guys

Posted by: sven10077 at September 12, 2013 06:11 AM (9jfyN)

58 My cat Bella did not make it through the night. She died curled up in the crook of my arm.... ___ My sympathies. Been there several times. Just glad when we're able to be there with them, when it's all that's left to do. ____ G'morning, folks. It's a day.

Posted by: mindful webworker - our animals found us at September 12, 2013 06:11 AM (i5xnd)

59 # Obama Ready To Do For The Economy What He Did For Syria --- Who will be playing the role of Putin to make him look like the impotent little Napoleon that he is? # Reports Claim Assad Used Poison Gas In New Attack --- Take a teaspoon of bicarbonate of soda and call me in an hour. # The Myth Of Live-And-Let-Live Liberalism --- No shit it is a myth. Liberalism wants to micromanage you from before life until after death. # Children Celebrate Mother's Death In Obituary --- Lovely woman. Sounds like my dad's psychotic boss from the end of his working years, whom he took a demotion to get away from. # Claim:US Can't Prove Assad Launched Chemical Weapons Attacks --- No shit. Putin and Assad just played Kerry and Obama for that very reason. # PPP Sat On Poll Showing Colorado Recall Strength --- Not really surprised. Wasn't PPP the pollster who got sued by Kos for making shit up wholesale to give them what they wanted to hear, such as in the Blanche Lincoln Senate race in Arkansas? # California's Middle Class Faces Slow Death By Green Laws --- Slow death? I have a feeling things will speed up soon. # Baseball Player Hits A Fan In The Dick With A Home Run --- An opposing fan, I'd hope.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at September 12, 2013 06:12 AM (/Crba)

60 Till the consequences arrive.

All the consequences seem to be in the next world. 

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, BFD, ZOMG, WTF, BBQ, QED at September 12, 2013 06:12 AM (/kI1Q)

61 A Clinton donor is linked to violating campaign finance laws. hmm, must be another day that ends in 'y'. I wonder just how many this makes now?
 
NYC's stop and frisk policy only turns up evidence of criminal behavior about 10% of the time. If they would like to up their percentages, they should stop and frisk every Dem donor.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 12, 2013 06:13 AM (ccXZP)

62 He would have done the same thing as Walter White in Breaking Bad and put the bodies into barrels full of acid. --- Obama would be the dumbass wondering why you use the plastic tub when you have a perfectly good bathtub you could use instead.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at September 12, 2013 06:13 AM (/Crba)

63 White House Praises PutinÂ’s NYT Op-Ed

Translation: We really played Putin; seriously, we did. 

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 12, 2013 06:13 AM (9MLX+)

64 No Obama is not ready to do for the economy what he did for Syria b/c if he was he'd cave to the GOP Putin... No one (in a leadership position) in the national GOP has half the balls of Putin. If they did, President Can't-wait-to-flinch might have caved. That said, his "laser-like focus" does seem to most closely resemble the Death Star.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at September 12, 2013 06:13 AM (/PCJa)

65 a polling company saw the results of THEIR OWN POLL, said 'that can't be right, the Democrat position is popular with everyone we know', and buried it. The a**holes must think only evil republicans own guns and hunt and shoot.

Posted by: Cicero Skip at September 12, 2013 06:13 AM (3m9Uc)

66 Putin would have had them hung on meat hooks 11 months ago and left enough clues so that it would be pretty clear who did it.

Posted by: Purp at September 12, 2013 09:52 AM (9MLX+)

 

 

That's what happened back in the 80's in Beruit when all the kidnaps were happening. Funny how well it worked. After the first mysterious death no more russians were kidnap.

Posted by: wrg500 at September 12, 2013 06:14 AM (L9Mr/)

67 64 Allen G,

The most powerful word in politics is "no" fuck the media calling you racist...we live in "reality" not West 57th Street...

someone in the GOP will be the first to say "no" to Giggles and they'll be a hero

Posted by: sven10077 at September 12, 2013 06:15 AM (9jfyN)

68 >>Putin would have had them hung on meat hooks 11 months ago and left enough clues so that it would be pretty clear who did it. This would Obama wants them caught. He doesn't.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 12, 2013 06:16 AM (g1DWB)

69 No, Research 2000 got sued by Kos. PPP did push that instapoll out of Missouri right after Akin uttered his nonsense that showed him still "up" and which that self righteous moron used as proof for why he should stay in the race. But that was like toootally different.

Posted by: CAC at September 12, 2013 06:16 AM (pXEC/)

70 65 Cicero Skip,

Quite...the pollsters are in on the Potemkin Media gag

Posted by: sven10077 at September 12, 2013 06:16 AM (9jfyN)

71 someone in the GOP will be the first to say "no" to Giggles and they'll be a hero Rick Perry already did. Over the objections of the TX Leg. That said, I won't hold my breath regarding anyone on the national level doing so.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at September 12, 2013 06:17 AM (/PCJa)

72 NYC's stop and frisk policy only turns up evidence of criminal behavior about 10% of the time.

If they used experienced old school cops it could go up to like 90%.  The old timers can tell if you're packing just by mannerisms and slight alterations in gait.

ex. people packing tend to pat the area with the gun with some frequency.  Its a subconscious thing.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 12, 2013 06:18 AM (9MLX+)

73 42 I am getting a little tired of liberals using 9-11 as an occasion to foist Muslims upon us, or for the Muslim community rising up that day to call us bigots, you know, instead of ad nauseum condemning Islamic extremists. Which they never seem to do.

We are remembering thousands of victims from the worst terrorist attack on our soil in our nations history. 9-11 is a day of remembrance and reflection. Not a day for liberals to blatantly imply we are all bigots and deserved it. Just look in the mirror.

To that I politely say. Fook u.

Posted by: Marcus at September 12, 2013 10:03 AM (GGCsk)

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is why I spent yesterday obsessively monitoring the 1.2 Million bikers who rode thru D.C. to honor the victims and the fallen heroes.  They were also a counter to the million muzzie march (which was actually only like, 20 idiots including Cornel West)

Posted by: madamemayhem at September 12, 2013 06:18 AM (S2RnE)

74 Did you see the story about the two gay guys who had twins via surrogate and now broke up? The court is splitting the kids so each one can have one. This is ridiculous.

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at September 12, 2013 06:19 AM (WdWRd)

75 New York  City based   Chinese busboys are some of my biggest supporters!  Go get 'em, guys!

Posted by: Shrillary at September 12, 2013 06:19 AM (BAS5M)

76 which was actually only like, 20 idiots including Cornel West --- If I were one of those "20 idiots", I'd probably be more embarassed that Cornel West was there than that their headcount for the million people was off by about 999,980.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at September 12, 2013 06:20 AM (/Crba)

77 "Daily Kos, whose readership invested heavily in the recall elections, contributing more money than the NRA."

That Colorado recall story just keeps getting better and better.

Posted by: Dang at September 12, 2013 06:20 AM (Hx2XA)

78 74 jesse Pinkman,

but "marriage" you guys!

Posted by: sven10077 at September 12, 2013 06:20 AM (9jfyN)

79 74 Did you see the story about the two gay guys who had twins via surrogate and now broke up? The court is splitting the kids so each one can have one. This is ridiculous. --- *facepalm* Looks like we've got a plot for the new reboot of The Parent Trap.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at September 12, 2013 06:20 AM (/Crba)

80 77 Dang,

Why it's like a metaphor for 2008, 2010, 2012, and probably 2014

Posted by: sven10077 at September 12, 2013 06:21 AM (9jfyN)

81 Hehehe... “That’s all irrelevant,” White House official Pontius Pilate said in response. “He (Putin) put this proposal forward and he’s now invested in it. That’s good. That’s the best possible reaction. He’s fully invested in Syria’s CW disarmament and that’s potentially better than a military strike – which would deter and degrade but wouldn’t get rid of all the chemical weapons. He now owns this. He has fully asserted ownership of it and he needs to deliver.” The official then called for a bowl of water and ceremoniously washed his hands before sitting back and being fed grapes by a comely intern.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat [/i] at September 12, 2013 06:21 AM (U2UQk)

82 This would Obama wants them caught. He doesn't.

Putin could hunt them down and present them as a "free gift", a gesture of "good will" to "the American people" (and a sharp stick in the eye to TFG).

I'd laugh my ass off were that to happen.  That would be an embarrassment Obama would never live down.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 12, 2013 06:21 AM (9MLX+)

83

If the left could and the timeline was similar to getting a tattoo ,  they would require certain people who wanted to have babies wait 24 hrs before they make  a decision to birth it.    The left want to control your bodies and everything you do.    Margarent Sanger  of course would go a step further. 

 

  

Posted by: polynikes at September 12, 2013 06:22 AM (m2CN7)

84 White House Praises PutinÂ’s NYT Op-Ed Where He Bashes American ExceptionalismÂ… Weasel Zippers: My high blood pressure pills no longer work

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 12, 2013 06:23 AM (9Xc5j)

85 All the consequences seem to be in the next world. Honestly, I'd rather suffer in this brief life and enjoy eternity than the other way around.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 12, 2013 06:23 AM (naUcP)

86 Destroying he traditional family is not the primary goal of the LGBTQers. Keep repeating that over and over and over and someday it might be true.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 12, 2013 06:23 AM (ZshNr)

87 Establishment Republicans view the political landscape as that of Kansas, there are no his to die on.

Posted by: Secretariat of State John Kerry at September 12, 2013 06:23 AM (UMQe9)

88 Daily Kos, whose readership invested heavily in the recall elections, contributing more money than the NRA

I love the smell of moonbat cash burning in the morning...it smells like victory.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 12, 2013 06:23 AM (9MLX+)

89 I am getting a little tired of liberals using 9-11 as an occasion to foist Muslims upon us, or for the Muslim community rising up that day to call us bigots,
=============
Reminds me, I got to block a liberal fuckstick on the FB.

Yesterday, he posts some infografic of the twin towers with "Remember: 19 men did this, not a religion."
This coming from the same worthless piece of shit that is always posting shit from "fundies say the darndest things" site and other atheist anti-Christian shit.
Chickeshit piece of shit.

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 12, 2013 06:24 AM (VjL9S)

90 The court is splitting the kids so each one can have one.

Meh.  Family court has always been about the feelings of the adults involved--the feelings of judge, social workers, and lawyers more than the feelings of the adults in the families.  If the best interest of a child is ever served, it's a coincidence.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, BFD, ZOMG, WTF, BBQ, QED at September 12, 2013 06:24 AM (/kI1Q)

91

Zimmerman's ex's attorney said in a press conference that she wanted the marriage to end "in a whimper instead of with a bang".

 

Could this bitch milk it any more?

Posted by: jwest at September 12, 2013 06:25 AM (u2a4R)

92 >>Did you see the story about the two gay guys who had twins via surrogate and now broke up? The court is splitting the kids so each one can have one. This is ridiculous. Got another one. Remember the story of Matthew Shephard, the gay kid in Wyoming who was killed and left on a fence? It was supposedly a "hate crime" and spawned more stupid hate crime legislation. According to a new book by a gay investigative journalist he wasn't killed for being gay, he was killed over drugs. Expect this to get zero attention.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 12, 2013 06:25 AM (g1DWB)

93 "Remember: 19 men did this, not a religion."
This coming from the same worthless piece of shit that is always posting shit from "fundies say the darndest things" site and other atheist anti-Christian shit.
Chickeshit piece of shit.

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 12, 2013 10:24 AM (VjL9S)

 

I wonder if  he feels the same way about  guns.     Remember,  its a person who  did the murder,  not  a  gun.  

 

Nah, guns are evil,  not the people who use them. 

Posted by: polynikes at September 12, 2013 06:27 AM (m2CN7)

94 20 idiots including Cornel West) *** I'm pretty sure West counts like 50 idiots all by himself.

Posted by: WalrusRex at September 12, 2013 06:27 AM (UMQe9)

95 they would require certain people who wanted to have babies wait 24 hrs before they make a decision to birth it.

Shit, they'd regulate conception and abort any unlicensed ones.  Married to a man with a good job and wish to have a third child together?  We can't license that sort of irresponsibility!!  Raising four kids with four fathers off the government and have a new squeeze?  We can't suppress your sexuality, here's the paperwork.


Posted by: HeatherRadish™, BFD, ZOMG, WTF, BBQ, QED at September 12, 2013 06:27 AM (/kI1Q)

96 90 The court is splitting the kids so each one can have one. Meh. Family court has always been about the feelings of the adults involved--the feelings of judge, social workers, and lawyers more than the feelings of the adults in the families. If the best interest of a child is ever served, it's a coincidence. --- True, as law is rarely involved when it comes to family court. It's all about who the judge likes and how they'll finagle a way to make a ruling in that person's favor. Still doesn't make the situation any less fucking stupid.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at September 12, 2013 06:27 AM (/Crba)

97 Posted by: Purp at September 12, 2013 10:18 AM (9MLX+)

Starting pay for NYC cops is unbelievably low. They do not get bright people. And the experienced cops are all on a desk, or working in the suburbs for $150k.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 12, 2013 06:27 AM (gqgiP)

98 Hey now, almost 100 comments and nothing about my awesome joke at #10????   Serious you guys! 


Posted by: EC at September 12, 2013 06:28 AM (GQ8sn)

99 Got another one. Remember the story of Matthew Shephard, the gay kid in Wyoming who was killed and left on a fence? It was supposedly a "hate crime" and spawned more stupid hate crime legislation. According to a new book by a gay investigative journalist he wasn't killed for being gay, he was killed over drugs. Expect this to get zero attention. --- At first. If it gets any traction, expect the gay investigative journalist to get demonized for going against the narrative that best helps the gay movement.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at September 12, 2013 06:28 AM (/Crba)

100 heh - "coexist"

http://tinyurl.com/m5crelj

From goldstein

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 12, 2013 06:29 AM (9MLX+)

101 heh - "coexist"

http://tinyurl.com/m5crelj

From goldstein

Posted by: Purp at September 12, 2013 10:29 AM (9MLX+)



My oldest stepson got the t-shirt version.

Posted by: EC at September 12, 2013 06:30 AM (GQ8sn)

102 99 Brandon in BR,

"Power you guys"...

hey it works...look at the CBC folding like a cheap blanket to protect Choom King

Posted by: sven10077 at September 12, 2013 06:30 AM (9jfyN)

103 Got another one. Remember the story of Matthew Shephard, the gay kid in Wyoming who was killed and left on a fence? It was supposedly a "hate crime" and spawned more stupid hate crime legislation. Don't get me started on "hate crimes." That very term makes my blood boil. Let's say he really had been killed for being gay, and then left on a fence. Does anyone here think a Wyoming jury would hesitated for a moment in giving the murderer(s) the death penalty? What good would "hate crime" legislation do? Of course, we all know the real answer- it exists to keep you from thinking unapproved thoughts or saying unapproved things.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at September 12, 2013 06:30 AM (/PCJa)

104 According to a new book by a gay investigative journalist he wasn't killed for being gay, he was killed over drugs. Expect this to get zero attention. Posted by: JackStraw at September 12, 2013 10:25 AM (g1DWB) I believe it was a plain old robbery/murder.

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at September 12, 2013 06:30 AM (WdWRd)

105

Posted by: EC at September 12, 2013 10:28 AM (GQ8sn)

 

The brain  caused your joke to be ignored.   I bet 90% of the people read it as Grand Slam and not Gland Slam.  

 

Your brain makes assumptions so it can get on with its business. 

Posted by: polynikes at September 12, 2013 06:31 AM (m2CN7)

106 104 Always thought so.

Posted by: steevy at September 12, 2013 06:32 AM (9XBK2)

107

"The brain caused your joke to be ignored. I bet 90% of the people read it as Grand Slam and not Gland Slam. "

 

I did see a gorilla walk by when I read that joke.

Posted by: jwest at September 12, 2013 06:32 AM (u2a4R)

108 The brain caused your joke to be ignored. I bet 90% of the people read it as Grand Slam and not Gland Slam.

Your brain makes assumptions so it can get on with its business.

Posted by: polynikes at September 12, 2013 10:31 AM (m2CN7)




Damn the brains!!!!  My joke is still awesome!

Posted by: EC at September 12, 2013 06:32 AM (GQ8sn)

109 a new book by a gay investigative journalist

Challenging religious dogma can be risky business.  He may be declared apostate and purged from the collective.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 12, 2013 06:32 AM (9MLX+)

110 Posted by: EC at September 12, 2013 10:28 AM (GQ8sn)

We don't want to encourage you.

[actually....it was pretty damned funny]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 12, 2013 06:32 AM (gqgiP)

111 ///Damn the brains!!!! My joke is still awesome!///

Geez.  Don't get testes.

Posted by: Turnip Defense League [/i] at September 12, 2013 06:33 AM (O7Q1u)

112 We don't want to encourage you.

[actually....it was pretty damned funny]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 12, 2013 10:32 AM (gqgiP)



Damned straight!  It's a thread-winnah fer sure!

Posted by: EC at September 12, 2013 06:34 AM (GQ8sn)

113 Hey now, almost 100 comments and nothing about my awesome joke at #10???? Serious you guys! Sorry. Still waiting for the first cup of coffee to kick in. Having two extra people in the house is exhausting.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at September 12, 2013 06:34 AM (/PCJa)

114 Steve Spurrier dropped the hammer on a reporter who has been overly critical of the Gamecocks. The reporter's publisher put it in writing that the guy can't cover USC football anymore, which as a sports writer in South Carolina makes his job kinda tricky.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 12, 2013 06:34 AM (ZshNr)

115

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at September 12, 2013 10:30 AM (WdWRd)

 

 

Drug deal gone bad. (Meth)

Posted by: wrg500 at September 12, 2013 06:34 AM (kl3xJ)

116 ha ha .... Legal reefer getting taxed to death

Joseph Weisenthal ‏@TheStalwart 14m

Colorado pot businesses are paying taxes up to 93%

http://is.gd/a1hlx3

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 12, 2013 06:34 AM (8sCoq)

117 That 'coexist' image has been around for quite a while now Purp.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 12, 2013 06:35 AM (ccXZP)

118 Colorado pot businesses are paying taxes up to 93%


The rich need to pay their fair share.

Posted by: EC at September 12, 2013 06:35 AM (GQ8sn)

119 114 LincolnTF,

Well Ogabe plays the same game why not Derp Surrier?

Posted by: sven10077 at September 12, 2013 06:35 AM (9jfyN)

120 74 Did you see the story about the two gay guys who had twins via surrogate and now broke up? The court is splitting the kids so each one can have one. This is ridiculous.

Shit!  What fucking retards!

Posted by: King Solomon at September 12, 2013 06:37 AM (Hx2XA)

121 Colorado pot businesses are paying taxes up to 93%


The rich need to pay their fair share.

Posted by: EC at September 12, 2013 10:35 AM (GQ8sn)

 

I guess you would call them High taxes.

 

Take that EC

Posted by: polynikes at September 12, 2013 06:37 AM (m2CN7)

122 I guess you would call them High taxes.

Take that EC

Posted by: polynikes at September 12, 2013 10:37 AM (m2CN7)



Good hustle!

Posted by: EC at September 12, 2013 06:37 AM (GQ8sn)

123 oh snap


pass the Cheetohs

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 12, 2013 06:38 AM (8sCoq)

124 Got stuck in traffic for an hour and a half JEF still getting dorked in the squeak hole by Putin?

Posted by: Thunderb at September 12, 2013 06:38 AM (zOTsN)

125 114 So,Spurrier is like Obama?

Posted by: steevy at September 12, 2013 06:38 AM (9XBK2)

126 JEF still getting dorked in the squeak hole by Putin?


At some point, trolling a retard becomes boring.

Posted by: EC at September 12, 2013 06:39 AM (GQ8sn)

127 Good morning. My cat Bella did not make it through the night. She died curled up in the crook of my arm around 5 this morning.

--

Oh gosh, Lincolntf, that made me cry.  Bless your little kitty.  At least she's now in total peace. 

Posted by: Lady in Black - Kaboom is American Exceptionalism at September 12, 2013 06:39 AM (XB5Ak)

128 From the comments on the Gattis homerun. The homerun was measured at 395 ft 3.5 inches.  Pretty dang funny, which one of you wrote it?

Posted by: no good deed at September 12, 2013 06:39 AM (k55Fc)

129 I keep waiting for Matt Drudge to realize Alex Jones is the Criss Angel of schizophrenic conspiracy theorists... then I realized Infowars may actually be more credible than CNN in these strange times. Sad.

What is an obsolete man to do?

Posted by: Romney Wordsworth at September 12, 2013 06:39 AM (3kf8y)

130 >>I believe it was a plain old robbery/murder. If the author is correct, its a lot more than that. For example, Shepard was a meth head and involved with lots of drug dealers.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 12, 2013 06:40 AM (g1DWB)

131 114 Steve Spurrier dropped the hammer on a reporter who has been overly critical of the Gamecocks. The reporter's publisher put it in writing that the guy can't cover USC football anymore, which as a sports writer in South Carolina makes his job kinda tricky. --- Normally I'd say it is bullshit to do so, but some sportswriters love to make a name for themselves for being assholes instead of covering the team.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at September 12, 2013 06:40 AM (/Crba)

132 On SOA they are always hugging each other all the fucking time. That is so gay. Who knew motorcycle gangs were so gay. I did see Otto getting drilled a new rectum which he was told would be a daily occurrence. God, that must make it hard to take a shit.

Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at September 12, 2013 06:40 AM (WdWRd)

133 Pot supporters thought the government was abusive before in fining/incarcerating due to illegal drug before...?


Wait until they see the government's reaction when they start trying to sell it without ponying up the required taxes that came along with the legalization...!

Posted by: H Badger at September 12, 2013 06:40 AM (n/0Nw)

134 Lincolntf so sorry to hear that.

Posted by: Thunderb at September 12, 2013 06:41 AM (zOTsN)

135 then I realized Infowars may actually be more credible than CNN in these strange times. Sad. --- We know that the Enquirer is more credible than CNN or the New York Times. Infowars? Not sure we've reached that point yet.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at September 12, 2013 06:41 AM (/Crba)

136 Greek unemployment rises to record 27.9 percent in June





If you like your unemployment, you can have even more of it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 12, 2013 06:42 AM (1Jaio)

137 a meth head and involved with lots of drug dealers

Gentle souls all.  They'd never hurt a flea.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 12, 2013 06:43 AM (9MLX+)

138 125 Steevy,

er uh you can't report on me no mo

//Ogabe

and the newsies say "oh no anything but that my Ebony king" rather than "what the fuck you hiding"

because we don't have reporters we have fluffers.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 12, 2013 06:43 AM (9jfyN)

139 Wait until they see the government's reaction when they start trying to sell it without ponying up the required taxes that came along with the legalization...! --- The least they would do would be to pull a person's license to sell pot legally until they paid an indemnity and prostrated themselves. The most they would do would be to doink them up the squeakhole in fines and then send them to jail to get doinked up the squeakhole for 10 years.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at September 12, 2013 06:44 AM (/Crba)

140 I wonder if he feels the same way about guns. Remember, its a person who did the murder, not a gun.
======
He's the perfect capsule of liberal stupidity.

Jumps on every leftist cause of the day; marches to whatever beat they play.

Lurves him some global warming science. Lurves that "I fucking love science" page. 

Post shit from the gay fellow from Star Trec.

All about "tolerance." Except the time I mildly challenged the "I'm only in it for the money, said no teacher ever." with "so, why don't they work for free?" Then I got a long, profanity laced tirade about how hard they work, the bills they have, etc. Even though he knows both my aunt and mother were teachers.

Lives in an apartment in OR. With his cat. Works graveyard/swing, with "weekends" usually falling in the middle of the week. Has had cable shut off 'cause he was short on cash.

Yup.

But he's glommed onto a political philosophy that reassures him (1) he's a good guy so long as he "cares" about the right causes, and (2) all the problems in his life are the fault of someone, somewhere, somehow; corporations this week, Republicans next week, Christians the week after, on and on.

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 12, 2013 06:44 AM (VjL9S)

141 Normally I'd say it is bullshit to do so, but some sportswriters love to make a name for themselves for being assholes instead of covering the team.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at September 12, 2013 10:40 AM (/Crba)

 

Most sportswriters can't chew gum and  crawl at the same  time much less walk.     The are about as athletic as Obama.      Those that can do , those that can't become sportswriters. 

Posted by: polynikes at September 12, 2013 06:44 AM (m2CN7)

142 Life must be easy for those who have no principles worth standing for.

Posted by: Countrysquire at September 12, 2013 09:59 AM (LSJmV)

 

Are you kidding?  You've got to be pretty damned principled to keep your place in the buffet line when Nancy Pelosi walks by swinging those sexy hips of hers.  Rowr!

 

 - -John Boehner, Great American

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 12, 2013 06:44 AM (zF6Iw)

143 On the lighter side, the New Cylon Empire wishes to salute the unknown Amphibian-American who got a, shall we say, intimate view of the recent launch of the LADEE lunar probe: http://tinyurl.com/ktr38yw

Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 12, 2013 06:45 AM (naUcP)

144 >Wait until they see the government's reaction when they start trying to sell it without ponying up the required taxes that came along with the legalization...!



this could create an illegal black market for marijuana!

oh my!

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 12, 2013 06:47 AM (8sCoq)

145 Most sportswriters can't chew gum and crawl at the same time much less walk. The are about as athletic as Obama. Those that can do , those that can't become sportswriters. --- Case in point, Jason Whitlock. There's at least one infamous story involving him calling out former Kansas football coach Mark Mangino for being fat, asking how he can recruit players who would want to play for someone like him. Mangino, who is infamous for his combative nature, threw Whitlock's own fat ass back at him. Whitlock got butthurt and later told Mangino that the comments were hurtful and that he's sensitive about his weight. In other words, they can dish it out but not take it.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at September 12, 2013 06:48 AM (/Crba)

146 144 Jones in CO,

and the harassment of people buying legal weed that is not well "taxed" basically the whole "legalize it man" movement is a con game....

it's dopers trying to shift the crime spotlight totally to growers.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 12, 2013 06:49 AM (9jfyN)

147 That flying frog picture needs 100% more theme song from 'Greatest American Hero'.

Posted by: Romney Wordsworth at September 12, 2013 06:49 AM (3kf8y)

148 That flying frog picture needs 100% more theme song from 'Greatest American Hero'. How about "Space Froggity"? http://tinyurl.com/mfblwkv

Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 12, 2013 06:52 AM (naUcP)

149 Jefferson Co CO has a Facebook page with pictures of the flooding- some  roads up in the mts washed away

https://www.facebook.com/JeffersonCountySheriff

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 12, 2013 06:52 AM (8sCoq)

150 In other words, they can dish it out but not take it.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at September 12, 2013 10:48 AM (/Crba)

 

A lesson completely lost on the GOP.  Punch one reporter (in actuality or metaphorically) and the others will shape up pretty damned fast.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 12, 2013 06:52 AM (zF6Iw)

151 "Daily Kos, whose readership invested heavily in the recall elections, contributing more money than the NRA

I love the smell of moonbat cash burning in the morning...it smells like victory."


The problem is that the money, most of it,  hasn't really been burned.  It went from Donk donors, through the Donk campaign  funds, and finally into Donk media outlets to run endless ads.  It's a self-priming pump of evil.

Posted by: Jaws at September 12, 2013 06:53 AM (4I3Uo)

152 Sorry to hear about the kitteh.

Posted by: eleven at September 12, 2013 06:54 AM (KXm42)

153 That flying frog picture needs 100% more theme song from 'Greatest American Hero'.

That show drove me nuts.

Dude...just learn to fly the fucking suit already.

Posted by: eleven at September 12, 2013 06:55 AM (KXm42)

154 well, the people behind legalized weed in CO have similar delusions to the people behind 'free healthcare'

they were sure they were entering a Golden Age of Getting High


then The Taxman showed up

funny how all manner of Colorado stoners are now getting a brutal lesson in coercive government taxation- and they don't like it

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 12, 2013 06:55 AM (8sCoq)

155 153 eleven,

Yup...but a perfect metaphor for TFG is it not?

Posted by: sven10077 at September 12, 2013 06:56 AM (9jfyN)

156

That obituary was kinda funny.

I prefer what George Carlin said he wanted on his tombstone: Hey, he was just here a minute ago.

Posted by: madamemayhem at September 12, 2013 06:56 AM (S2RnE)

157 153 He lost the instruction manual!(as if men ever read those anyway)

Posted by: steevy at September 12, 2013 06:56 AM (9XBK2)

158 ha

Posted by: eleven at September 12, 2013 06:56 AM (KXm42)

159 Good morning from Colorado...otherwise known as Waterworld.

Posted by: beerologist at September 12, 2013 06:57 AM (CdhVC)

160 154Sweet,

Posted by: steevy at September 12, 2013 06:57 AM (9XBK2)

161 purp up

Posted by: Vic at September 12, 2013 06:58 AM (zZbNF)

162 Colorado is on a hill so all just runs off.

Posted by: eleven at September 12, 2013 06:59 AM (KXm42)

163 Yeah, but I'm in the runoff zone..

Posted by: beerologist at September 12, 2013 07:01 AM (CdhVC)

164 >Colorado is on a hill so all just runs off.

Posted by: eleven at September 12, 2013 10:59 AM (KXm42)



yes, but most people live at the bottom of the hill

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 12, 2013 07:02 AM (8sCoq)

165 The court is splitting the kids so each one can have one.

Top and bottom, or straight down the middle?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 12, 2013 07:10 AM (JNUY4)

166 The court is splitting the kids so each one can have one.

Top and bottom, or straight down the middle?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 12, 2013 07:10 AM (JNUY4)

167 he wasn't killed for being gay, he was killed over drugs.


Maybe he was putting drugs up his butt...

Posted by: Dang at September 12, 2013 07:13 AM (Hx2XA)

168 Maybe he was putting drugs up his butt... Posted by: Dang at September 12, 2013 11:13 AM (Hx2XA) there is another alternative you know?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 12, 2013 07:27 AM (9Xc5j)

169 So Putin made Obama his bitch. Then he left a steamer on his chest with the NYT Op-Ed. The Diplomatic Dirty Sanchez is imminent.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at September 12, 2013 07:53 AM (SzAZ7)

170 How bad is it?

Our Boy King's handling of the Syria debacle is so bad that I actually feel sorry for John Kerry.

Posted by: PJ at September 12, 2013 08:01 AM (ZWaLo)

171 If Miley Cyrus turns over all her foam fingers to the U.N. within a week, we will not strike her with cruise missiles.

Posted by: John Kerry at September 12, 2013 08:01 AM (klzyR)

172 At the PPP link, I saw this quote by the Markos Daily Kos guy... The NRA certainly smells blood in the water (they have lots of practice with that), ... What is he saying, that the NRA routinely shoots fish? Or swimmers?

Posted by: edj[/i] at September 12, 2013 08:15 AM (klzyR)

173 The Dow doubled under Obama the top 1% did very very well . Not sure why any capita;ist would whine about Obama

Posted by: occam at September 12, 2013 09:49 AM (cWOlF)

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