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September 12, 2013

Thursday Night NFL
— Dave in Texas

Jets and the Pats.

Girdeth thou thy loins and preparest thyself to do battle.

-- John Madden

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 04:25 PM | Comments (298)
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1 foisty?

Posted by: ButwhaddaIknow? at September 12, 2013 04:26 PM (5aT64)

2 Second

Posted by: Ender at September 12, 2013 04:27 PM (iIKG8)

3 TCU@Texas Tech

Posted by: Ender at September 12, 2013 04:28 PM (iIKG8)

4 The one in the middle with the hyper-extended elbow is just showing off.

Posted by: Fritz at September 12, 2013 04:29 PM (4u+Q5)

5 Are you ready for some diversified culturally sensitive safe sporting event!?!?!!

Posted by: le soothsayier (the french version) at September 12, 2013 04:30 PM (suS+7)

6 the one in the middle

I wanna give her a bilabial fricative right on her tummy

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 12, 2013 04:31 PM (8sCoq)

7 The cheerleaders should be better than the game. And see I am a Jet's fan and knoweth what I talketh abouteth

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 12, 2013 04:33 PM (jE38p)

8 Moe, Larry, Goils!!! Moe, Larry, Goils!!! woo woo woo woo woo!

Posted by: Mallfly at September 12, 2013 04:33 PM (bJm7W)

9 I didn't sign up for he NFL network this year. Now I am debating that decision.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 12, 2013 04:34 PM (DmNpO)

10 7 and counting

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 12, 2013 04:34 PM (jE38p)

11 My loins have a girder alright...oh boy

Posted by: fastfreefall at September 12, 2013 04:34 PM (Tz35j)

12 that didnt take long

Posted by: McCool at September 12, 2013 04:35 PM (tzv2X)

13 Meggie Mac on BOR tonight. She's sporting some serious trailer park blonde.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 12, 2013 04:35 PM (DmNpO)

14 @9 I thought it was on ESPN? No?

Posted by: John Smith at September 12, 2013 04:35 PM (wR+pz)

15 I didn't sign up for he NFL network this year. Now I am debating that decision. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 12, 2013 08:34 PM (DmNpO) Yeah but this game is on CBS

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 12, 2013 04:35 PM (jE38p)

16 Douchebag Team A just scored a TD. Let's see if Douchebag Team B responds in kind.

Posted by: le soothsayier (the french version) at September 12, 2013 04:36 PM (suS+7)

17 NFL Network

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 12, 2013 04:36 PM (9jLim)

18 Peter King is a douche.

Posted by: ToneLoc at September 12, 2013 04:37 PM (nKVmb)

19 "Trailer Park Blonde"! Heh! I am so stealing that. I learn so much in this place!

Posted by: Dooly(slippin' up the holler} at September 12, 2013 04:37 PM (EyWmu)

20 Once hockey masks become part of the official cheerleader outfit I'm totally in.

Posted by: Sydney Leatherface at September 12, 2013 04:37 PM (dvRYt)

21 Yeah but this game is on CBS

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 12, 2013 08:35 PM (jE38p)

CBS only in the NYC and Boston/Providence markets

Posted by: phreshone at September 12, 2013 04:38 PM (Pr6hk)

22 Pats winning by 7 before the game is scheduled to start according to NFL.COM

Posted by: John Smith at September 12, 2013 04:38 PM (wR+pz)

23 Elbows too pointy..

Posted by: Dave C at September 12, 2013 04:38 PM (cPdZu)

24 Yeah but this game is on CBS **** Not here it isn't.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 12, 2013 04:38 PM (DmNpO)

25 C'mon, a Thursday night baseball thread! The postseason playoffs approach (and how else are we going to get navycopjoe at the top of his form except by reminding him Teh Cubbies have already been eliminated?) . . .

Posted by: Basement Cat at September 12, 2013 04:38 PM (Ncz3R)

26 Damn, Brady is already within 4 games of the games with a TD streak record Brees has.

Posted by: logprof . at September 12, 2013 04:39 PM (bufJH)

27 6 the one in the middle I wanna give her a bilabial fricative right on her tummy A raspberry?

Posted by: EC at September 12, 2013 04:39 PM (doBIb)

28 >>> Pats winning by 7 before the game is scheduled to start according to NFL.COM Those cheaters!!

Posted by: le soothsayier (the french version) at September 12, 2013 04:39 PM (suS+7)

29 18 Peter King is a fatdouche. Posted by: ToneLoc at September 12, 2013 08:37 PM (nKVmb) FIFY

Posted by: John Smith at September 12, 2013 04:40 PM (wR+pz)

30 Also, the announcers are heaping praise on Geno Smith, when from just before the draft onward he had been maligned. What a difference a regular season win makes.

Posted by: logprof . at September 12, 2013 04:40 PM (bufJH)

31 You can watch it online at NFL.com.

Posted by: not paying for NFL network either at September 12, 2013 04:40 PM (dzDWR)

32 CBS only in the NYC and Boston/Providence markets Posted by: phreshone at September 12, 2013 08:38 PM (Pr6hk) Oh, ok sorry.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 12, 2013 04:40 PM (jE38p)

33 I would kill to be able to watch this game

Posted by: Aaron Hernandez at September 12, 2013 04:40 PM (Pr6hk)

34 Teh Cubbies have already been eliminated?) . . .

Posted by: Basement Cat at September 12, 2013 08:38 PM (Ncz3R)

Don't forget the White Sox...ONLY 25.5 out of first.

Posted by: Red Shirt at September 12, 2013 04:40 PM (FIDMq)

35 I would kill to be able to watch this game *** snicker

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 12, 2013 04:41 PM (DmNpO)

36 I never saw Gino Smith in college. Does he always look this dim-witted, disinterested, and, throw this averagely?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 12, 2013 04:42 PM (kpFWz)

Belly fat...... pass

Posted by: Truck Monkey,Trying out for ESPN at September 12, 2013 04:42 PM (jucos)

38 >A raspberry?

Posted by: EC at September 12, 2013 08:39 PM (doBIb)

a loud one

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 12, 2013 04:42 PM (8sCoq)

39 31 You can watch it online at NFL.com. How? All I get are guys TALKING about the game. No game.

Posted by: John Smith at September 12, 2013 04:43 PM (wR+pz)

40 37 Belly fat...... pass

Posted by: Truck Monkey,Trying out for ESPN at September 12, 2013 08:42 PM (jucos)

I would measure...just to be sure.

Posted by: Red Shirt at September 12, 2013 04:43 PM (FIDMq)

41 Brady: brb, gotta throw a TD pass
Jets: Dude, the game just started
Announcer: Touchdown!
Jets: D'OH!

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 12, 2013 04:43 PM (8sCoq)

42 YES. I didn't think Geno was anything other than a late-round project. He'll be watching games with Mark 'Nacho' Sanchez within 2 years

Posted by: phreshone at September 12, 2013 04:43 PM (Pr6hk)

43 There are definitely some girdable loins in that pic.

Posted by: logprof . at September 12, 2013 04:44 PM (bufJH)

44 34

Yeah, but ncj lives for the Cubbies-- and Da Bears.

As for the Pale Hose, well, we all know their fan-in-chief (aka Preznit Mom Jeans) jinxed them when he referred to their stadium as Kaminsky Park.

Posted by: Basement Cat at September 12, 2013 04:44 PM (Ncz3R)

45 DiT... next time can you get me a pic of the cheerleaders' feet???

Posted by: Rex Ryan at September 12, 2013 04:45 PM (Pr6hk)

46 Psh. I have that outfit.

Posted by: DangerGirl, home sweet home at September 12, 2013 04:47 PM (GrtrJ)

47 They have funny looking skin. They been drinkin' mustard, or what?! And, they are not really having fun, they are doing that bs for money. Cheerleading, the most ancient profession.

Posted by: and irresolute at September 12, 2013 04:47 PM (RqHWH)

48 31 You can watch it online at NFL.com.

Posted by: not paying for NFL network either at September 12, 2013 08:40 PM (dzDWR)

--For free???

Posted by: logprof . at September 12, 2013 04:47 PM (bufJH)

49 Fumble-aya!

Posted by: logprof . at September 12, 2013 04:47 PM (bufJH)

50 My God. Poor Jets do look feckless.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 12, 2013 04:47 PM (1y7Sd)

51 The O's are playing the Yankees. Not that we can actually see the game or anything. Well, at least the football game is on. Good idea for the Jets to come out in those gray uniforms saying Texas Tech! Heh. Neat disguise!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 12, 2013 04:47 PM (C8mVl)

52 Nice pic. Bad jets lol

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at September 12, 2013 04:48 PM (HVff2)

53 9 I didn't sign up for he NFL network this year.

Now I am debating that decision. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 12, 2013 08:34 PM (DmNpO)

If you can stand watching it on your computer, I can give you links.

Posted by: DangerGirl, home sweet home at September 12, 2013 04:48 PM (GrtrJ)

54 36 I never saw Gino Smith in college. Does he always look this dim-witted, disinterested, and, throw this averagely?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 12, 2013 08:42 PM (kpFWz)

--He was actually pretty solid in his debut last week. To be sure, the Bucs are not the best team and the Jest were helped by a bonehead penalty but Smith still steered a team with a chaotic off-season to be in a position to win.

Posted by: logprof . at September 12, 2013 04:50 PM (bufJH)

55 The Pats are gonna KILL the Jets.

Posted by: Aaron Hernandez at September 12, 2013 04:50 PM (jucos)

56 46 Psh. I have that outfit.

Posted by: DangerGirl, home sweet home at September 12, 2013 08:47 PM (GrtrJ)

--You know you have to back up such assertions, right?

Posted by: logprof . at September 12, 2013 04:51 PM (bufJH)

I'm back.

Posted by: Fire Mack Brown at September 12, 2013 04:51 PM (MGjV1)

58 >Psh. I have that outfit.

Posted by: DangerGirl, home sweet home at September 12, 2013 08:47 PM (GrtrJ)

do you have that tummy?

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 12, 2013 04:51 PM (8sCoq)

59 Good idea for the Jets to come out in those gray uniforms saying Texas Tech! Heh. Neat disguise! Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 12, 2013 08:47 PM (C8mVl) Grey? The Red Raiders are wearing grey? Good lord, next you'll tell me the NCAA has banned their finger guns.

Posted by: Ragamuffin at September 12, 2013 04:52 PM (fzFF6)

60 Daily reminder: The Jets are a joke.

Posted by: WOW at September 12, 2013 04:52 PM (6sqK6)

61 If you can stand watching it on your computer, I can give you links. Posted by: DangerGirl, home sweet home at September 12, 2013 08:48 PM (GrtrJ Give em up. NFL.COM has nothing but talk. Thanks.

Posted by: John Smith at September 12, 2013 04:53 PM (wR+pz)

62 "Fire Mack Brown" You certainly are! Yeah, he's not popular down in these parts right now. Lots of talk, lots of talk......

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 12, 2013 04:53 PM (1y7Sd)

63 If you can stand watching it on your computer, I can give you links. *** Thanks. I'll just catch Project Runway on the big screen.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 12, 2013 04:55 PM (DmNpO)

64 does sports4u still work?

Posted by: le soothsayier (the french version) at September 12, 2013 04:56 PM (suS+7)

65 Those Tech uniforms are appalling. The only upside is that they should conceal the dust pretty well. I miss Mike Leach.

Posted by: Ragamuffin at September 12, 2013 04:56 PM (fzFF6)

66 It's times like these I wish I gave a damn about football.

Well, other than the cheerleaders.

Posted by: esch at September 12, 2013 04:56 PM (eEEbp)

67 I thought the deal w/cheerleaders was they had tits? Is this all part of Diversity Inc.? Did she threaten to sue 'cause she had all the other attributes of a cheerleader? (You know, a not scary face, willingness to go down, danciness, willingness to go down...)

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 12, 2013 04:56 PM (DTkKj)

68 do you have that tummy?

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 12, 2013 08:51 PM (8sCoq)

That's not a tummy. That's where her tummy will go when she gets one, later.

Posted by: Peaches at September 12, 2013 04:57 PM (8lmkt)

69 Oddly, the Jets are driving.

Posted by: toby928© at September 12, 2013 04:58 PM (QupBk)

70 Girded and loaded, Sir!

Who's playing?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 12, 2013 04:58 PM (AYOav)

71 Funny how Santonio Holmes was to "injured" to play all preseason?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 12, 2013 04:59 PM (jE38p)

72 Oh, on closer inspection, she appears Asian. So, buxom. My bad.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 12, 2013 04:59 PM (DTkKj)

73 Oh, lookie, my boyz are already up by 10. I can't watch (don't have NFL network). Go, Pats!!!

Posted by: Peaches at September 12, 2013 04:59 PM (8lmkt)

74 So, what's up tonight fappers? Anything worthwhile?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 12, 2013 04:59 PM (GEICT)

75 I've been on hold with Comcast for 23 minutes in order to add the NFL package to my lineup. 23 minutes.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 12, 2013 04:59 PM (DmNpO)

76 I wanna change my name to D'Brickashaw

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 12, 2013 05:00 PM (8sCoq)

77 http://firstrownow.eu/sport/american-football.html

Posted by: le soothsayier (the french version) at September 12, 2013 05:00 PM (suS+7)

78 Boy was that shitty camera work

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 12, 2013 05:00 PM (jE38p)

79 TD Jets!

Posted by: toby928© at September 12, 2013 05:01 PM (QupBk)

80 TCM has "Gabriel over the White House" 1933. Sounds like right now. Read the reviews. http://tinyurl.com/llrtc55

Posted by: John Smith at September 12, 2013 05:01 PM (wR+pz)

81 23 minutes.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 12, 2013 08:59 PM (DmNpO)

So, you're halfway there!

Sorry, I hate those kind of calls. You're like, hmmm, do I just throw away that half hour or keep holding on the off-chance they will get to me sometime this week?

Posted by: Peaches at September 12, 2013 05:01 PM (8lmkt)

82 Geno Smith actually has a strong arm

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 12, 2013 05:01 PM (jE38p)

83 Geno Smith actually has a strong arm

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 12, 2013 09:01 PM (jE38p)

Pretty sure most of the morons do, too. Just sayin'

Posted by: Peaches at September 12, 2013 05:02 PM (8lmkt)

84 And if we're going Patriots cheerleaders DiT..... http://tinyurl.com/l4y7r7l

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 12, 2013 05:02 PM (GEICT)

85 I think that TD is going to be overturned.

Posted by: toby928© at September 12, 2013 05:03 PM (QupBk)

86 @80 Something is fishing, they are not running it.

Posted by: John Smith at September 12, 2013 05:03 PM (wR+pz)

87 Will blow my top due to TD overturned in 5...4...3...

Posted by: Rex Ryan at September 12, 2013 05:03 PM (Pr6hk)

88 I think that TD is going to be overturned. Posted by: toby928Â© at September 12, 2013 09:03 PM (QupBk) From what I saw the replay is not clear and the call was a TD on the field

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 12, 2013 05:03 PM (jE38p)

89 Haha, no touchdown for you, team footfucker!

Posted by: Peaches at September 12, 2013 05:03 PM (8lmkt)

90 'Geno Smith actually has a strong arm' He punches above his weight

Posted by: JEF at September 12, 2013 05:04 PM (tzv2X)

91 Wha? Now it's back . . .

Posted by: Peaches at September 12, 2013 05:04 PM (8lmkt)

92 Well what the hell do I know

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 12, 2013 05:05 PM (jE38p)

93 Yeah, the angle showing the receiver's hands empty was pretty convincing.

Posted by: toby928© at September 12, 2013 05:05 PM (QupBk)

94 on the 99 yard line, did he just say??

Posted by: le soothsayier (the french version) at September 12, 2013 05:05 PM (suS+7)

95 I want better pics of the girl in the middle and the one on the right

Posted by: The Dude at September 12, 2013 05:05 PM (vJdyz)

96 84 And if we're going Patriots cheerleaders DiT..... I keep telling my wife that's what most women wear to workout in...

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 12, 2013 05:06 PM (DTkKj)

97 Now it's 3-10? Yahoo Sports is not the optimal way to keep up with a sporting event.

Posted by: Peaches at September 12, 2013 05:06 PM (8lmkt)

98 Jets cheerleaders; typical view

http://is.gd/ilKIDl

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 12, 2013 05:06 PM (8sCoq)

99 Jest on the board now.

Posted by: logprof at September 12, 2013 05:06 PM (bufJH)

100 did Cromartie have more kids during the offseason to add to his 28 kids??

Posted by: le soothsayier (the french version) at September 12, 2013 05:06 PM (suS+7)

101 NFLHD must be on some kind of delay.

Posted by: toby928© at September 12, 2013 05:06 PM (QupBk)

102 Yes, NFL.com has the game. They only chat during timeouts. I'm watching it on my laptop in the other tab. They don't have all the sophisticated graphics that the networks have but it is the game.

Posted by: joncelli at September 12, 2013 05:07 PM (XKm1G)

103 Jets cheerleaders; typical view And the asses have it.

Posted by: toby928© at September 12, 2013 05:07 PM (QupBk)

104 Gabriel Over the White Gouse was on TCM this morning.It's on Youtube if you want to watch it free.

Posted by: steevy at September 12, 2013 05:07 PM (9XBK2)

105 the girl with the E

yeah

like I was mad at it

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 12, 2013 05:08 PM (8sCoq)

106 @77 Thanks, I'll pass. McAfee removed a Trojan, before it even finished downloading their player. You can not see game without their spyware.

Posted by: John Smith at September 12, 2013 05:08 PM (wR+pz)

107 @104 Thanks, must not read schedules very well.

Posted by: John Smith at September 12, 2013 05:08 PM (wR+pz)

108 you shouldn't have to download any player if you pick the right link to watch

Posted by: le soothsayier (the french version) at September 12, 2013 05:09 PM (suS+7)

109 Wanna get pissed off? Check the story about students destroying a 9/11 memorial to start a dialogue about US imperialism.

Posted by: WalrusRex at September 12, 2013 05:09 PM (PjgvN)

110 The story on Twitchy.

Posted by: WalrusRex at September 12, 2013 05:10 PM (PjgvN)

111 you shouldn't have to download any player if you pick the right link to watch

when I tried the other day, I couldn't get shit without downloading some crap or other. which of course I totes did not do.

Posted by: Peaches at September 12, 2013 05:10 PM (8lmkt)

112 don't download the player use link 2 just close all the stuff

Posted by: Joe at September 12, 2013 05:10 PM (8Prb7)

113 106 @77

Thanks, I'll pass. McAfee removed a Trojan, before it even finished downloading their player. You can not see game without their spyware.

Posted by: John Smith at September 12, 2013 09:08 PM (wR+pz)

Check their other link options, usually the second or third one starts getting to just normal flash player video.

Posted by: buzzion at September 12, 2013 05:10 PM (LI48c)

114 @77 got it to work, link 10!

Posted by: John Smith at September 12, 2013 05:11 PM (wR+pz)

115 109 Wanna get pissed off? Check the story about students destroying a 9/11 memorial to start a dialogue about US imperialism.Posted by: WalrusRex at September 12, 2013 09:09 PM (PjgvN)
They should get their faces punched and we could start a dialogue on face punching.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 12, 2013 05:12 PM (NELfC)

116 114 @77 got it to work, link 10!

Posted by: John Smith at September 12, 2013 09:11 PM (wR+pz)

holy crap, there it is! I love you guys so much!!!

Posted by: Peaches at September 12, 2013 05:14 PM (8lmkt)

117 This is why I hate "students." Seriously, this "student" cohort should be treated like a bunch of stupid assholes because that's exactly what they are.

Posted by: le soothsayier (the french version) at September 12, 2013 05:15 PM (suS+7)

118 So, speaking of Tom Brady, I am watching Project Runway. Their assignment tonight is to design a dress for Belk, a Southern dept store. Heh. The Modern Southern Woman! How exotic! The only one of these characters that has ever lived in the South is a cute (but obviously...um...not cisnormative) black guy. Ooooh, he's confident he's going to win. Probably because the other designers are buying flannel.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 12, 2013 05:15 PM (C8mVl)

119 No Jets thread is complete without a link to the team's fight song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at September 12, 2013 05:16 PM (d7tB2)

120 Recall that Geno Smith was the QB for West Virginia when they broke the record for points in a bowl game while destroying Clemson. His top receiver was Tavon Austin, a Top 10 draft pick for the Rams.

Posted by: logprof at September 12, 2013 05:16 PM (bufJH)

121 Is there any dumber, more ignorant, group than college students? They never did nothing. They know nothing. And they act like they know it all.

Posted by: le soothsayier (the french version) at September 12, 2013 05:17 PM (suS+7)

122 They should get their faces punched and we could start a dialogue on face punching. Is freedom of opinion allowed in this dialogue? Because I'd like to try a shovel to the face.

Posted by: t-bird at September 12, 2013 05:17 PM (FcR7P)

123 OT: Herpes-infected monkeys terrorize Florida http://tinyurl.com/o2ov96o

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 12, 2013 05:17 PM (XvHmy)

124

I thought you wrote "they should get their faces punched and we could start a dialogue on face pudding"

yes...we should make some face pudding

Posted by: thunderb at September 12, 2013 05:17 PM (zOTsN)

125 They never did nothing. They know nothing. And they act like they know it all. Posted by: le soothsayier (the french version) at September 12, 2013 09:17 PM (suS+7) So what you are saying is, you are pissed off that they get laid every night?

Posted by: John Smith at September 12, 2013 05:18 PM (wR+pz)

126 Probably because the other designers are buying flannel. Posted by: Margarita DeVille
-----

I think that I recall Scarlett O'Hara using the the drapes..., and that won Academy Awards.

Posted by: Elvis at September 12, 2013 05:18 PM (aDwsi)

127 Okay, I was wrong about that. For some reason they tease you with some of the game and then talk about it for a while. Carry on as before.

Posted by: joncelli at September 12, 2013 05:18 PM (XKm1G)

128 >>>Herpes-infected monkeys terrorize Florida Need I say it?

Posted by: le soothsayier (the french version) at September 12, 2013 05:19 PM (suS+7)

129 Pats defensive coordinator looks like a really fat Duck Dynasty cousin

Posted by: thunderb at September 12, 2013 05:19 PM (zOTsN)

130 POTUS and Putin sitting in a tree K I S S I N G.

Posted by: WalrusRex at September 12, 2013 05:19 PM (PjgvN)

131 There are also escaped research monkeys in the swamps around Savannah.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 12, 2013 05:20 PM (aDwsi)

132 There are also escaped research monkeys in the swamps around Savannah. What are they researching?

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 12, 2013 05:21 PM (7epit)

133 130 First comes loves Then comes marriage Next comes Joe in a baby carriage.

Posted by: Tuna at September 12, 2013 05:21 PM (M/TDA)

134 This is cool shit.

Especially if you're on something.

http://io9.com/photos-of-the-amazing-and-gruesome-world-under-a-micros-1291328130

Posted by: logprof at September 12, 2013 05:21 PM (bufJH)

135 What are they researching? Posted by: Waterhouse
-----------------

The usual..., free stuff.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 12, 2013 05:22 PM (aDwsi)

136

there are radioactive monkeys buried under the golf course at Randolph AFB in San Antonio

AF buried all their waste and put golf courses on top of it

may pay off some dividends if the JEF keeps golfing at Andrews AFB like a herpes infected monkey

Posted by: thunderb at September 12, 2013 05:22 PM (zOTsN)

137 I must admit food advertising effects me - KFC looking good now

Posted by: Joe at September 12, 2013 05:23 PM (8Prb7)

138 I almost had a foodgasm over a KFC commercial at the bar the other night. I love their food.

Posted by: Peaches at September 12, 2013 05:24 PM (8lmkt)

139 So, are those links coming, Dangergirl? The only one so far on this page just seems to give me the audio, and tries to get me download some application.

Posted by: .87c at September 12, 2013 05:24 PM (qZPXs)

140 Another review. Exciting.

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 12, 2013 05:24 PM (7epit)

141

the link 2 worked for me, don't down load anything close all the ads

Posted by: Joe at September 12, 2013 05:26 PM (8Prb7)

142 Is one of these announcer guys in the middle of major dental work or what? He sounds like he doesn't have any teeth. Just weird.

Posted by: Peaches at September 12, 2013 05:26 PM (8lmkt)

143 KFC - As an aside, The Colonel wasn't initially into chicken. He had a couple of Motor Courts. One of whic is just a mile or so up the road from here. Picture:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/esywlkr/5607584601/

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 12, 2013 05:27 PM (aDwsi)

144 Oh crap. The Yankees are ahead 4-0. Except on Project Runway.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 12, 2013 05:28 PM (C8mVl)

145 That was bullshit! There was no hold.

Posted by: Peaches at September 12, 2013 05:29 PM (8lmkt)

146 super genius move jets - they'll never expect no return

Posted by: Joe at September 12, 2013 05:30 PM (8Prb7)

147 How does this link steal the NFL games?

Posted by: John Smith at September 12, 2013 05:30 PM (wR+pz)

148

yeth peachesth, he thounds odd

Posted by: Joe at September 12, 2013 05:31 PM (8Prb7)

149 Rosie O'Donnell will be on Tru TV's Impractical Jokers in a half of an hour. Steel yourselves for her fiery comedic stylings!

Posted by: adams at September 12, 2013 05:32 PM (gQKHE)

150 One too many cocktails with dinner.

Posted by: Mike Mayock at September 12, 2013 05:32 PM (Aif/5)

151 people stream their signal - us a tv card like a hauppage, make it available - like a slingbox

Posted by: Joe at September 12, 2013 05:33 PM (8Prb7)

152 The one in the middle is throwing an elbow. I call foul. But I'll still surrender.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at September 12, 2013 05:33 PM (RZP0w)

153 How does this link steal the NFL games?

Posted by: John Smith at September 12, 2013 09:30 PM (wR+pz)

I think they stream it from Canada. At least, that's what the last cool link did a couple of years ago, before they got shut down.

Posted by: Peaches at September 12, 2013 05:35 PM (8lmkt)

154 Yeah,that broadcaster is annoying,I shut the sound off if I watch a game is doing.He has a speech imprdiment or something.

Posted by: steevy at September 12, 2013 05:35 PM (9XBK2)

155 So the eldest son turned 21 last week. Brought home a bottle of Capt Morgan Parrot Bay tonight. 90 proof. It could rot your teeth in an hour it's so sweet, were it not for the ethanol. I could be crocked before 10PM

Posted by: Tobacco Road at September 12, 2013 05:35 PM (4Mv1T)

156 The typos make my comment funny.

Posted by: steevy at September 12, 2013 05:36 PM (9XBK2)

157 142 Is one of these announcer guys in the middle of major dental work or what? He sounds like he doesn't have any teeth. Just weird.

Posted by: Peaches at September 12, 2013 09:26 PM (8lmkt)

--Mike Mayock? He may sound wimpy, but he actually played DB in the NFL.

Posted by: logprof at September 12, 2013 05:37 PM (bufJH)

158 Geno is not playing terribly, but it seems the broadcasters are going out of their way to fluff him up.

Posted by: McCool at September 12, 2013 05:37 PM (tzv2X)

159 I love how we go through all the effort of measuring and squinting at the chain to make sure it's a first down--but the ball was placed there by someone guessing where it was located while there were 10 feet and four bodies between him and it.

Posted by: .87c at September 12, 2013 05:38 PM (qZPXs)

160 --Mike Mayock? He may sound wimpy, but he actually played DB in the NFL.

Posted by: logprof at September 12, 2013 09:37 PM (bufJH)

Well, that's fine and all, but he should see either a dentist or a speech therapist. It's just weird.

Posted by: Peaches at September 12, 2013 05:38 PM (8lmkt)

161 Damn, the Jets are bad at holding on to the ball.

Posted by: David Wilson at September 12, 2013 05:38 PM (bufJH)

162 C'mon, Pats, time for a pick.

Posted by: Peaches at September 12, 2013 05:39 PM (8lmkt)

163 That's more the patriots bailiwick, David.

Posted by: .87c at September 12, 2013 05:39 PM (qZPXs)

164 This is cool shit.>>

They are cool but a lot of them are taken on a SEM and colorized. So kinda paint by numbers.

Posted by: The Hickster at September 12, 2013 05:39 PM (TsPJM)

165 Pats going conventional and putting a punt returner on the field

Posted by: McCool at September 12, 2013 05:40 PM (tzv2X)

166 Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 12, 2013 09:12 PM (NELfC)

We need more local affirmative action face-punching!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 12, 2013 05:40 PM (XdnQT)

167 Sorry guys,
check out the streams here for the Pats game.

http://www.stream2watch.me/football

It's safe if you have an adblocker running. You shouldn't have to download anything if you have divx on your computer (which is also safe to download if need be).

Do not download anything from a place called firstrow. They used to have great streaming sports links, now it seems to be a huge tracker program.

Posted by: DangerGirl, home sweet home at September 12, 2013 05:40 PM (GrtrJ)

168 160 --Mike Mayock? He may sound wimpy, but he actually played DB in the NFL.

Posted by: logprof at September 12, 2013 09:37 PM (bufJH)

Well, that's fine and all, but he should see either a dentist or a speech therapist. It's just weird.

Posted by: Peaches at September 12, 2013 09:38 PM (8lmkt)

--It's funny, but I guess after a while I cease to notice or care, like the smell of poopy baby diapers. Look at what a hell of a career as a prosecutor and mayor Giuliani had with his lisp.

Posted by: David Wilson at September 12, 2013 05:40 PM (bufJH)

169 /butterfingers RB sock

Posted by: logprof at September 12, 2013 05:41 PM (bufJH)

170 Snacks! lol

Posted by: Joe at September 12, 2013 05:42 PM (8Prb7)

171 I cannot fuckin' believe they let Welker go. I try very hard not to question Belichick, but this one is kinda bugging me. Specially after that last play.

Posted by: Peaches at September 12, 2013 05:43 PM (8lmkt)

172 170 Snacks! lol

Posted by: Joe at September 12, 2013 09:42 PM (8Prb7)

Yeah, let's all have a fucking snack!

Posted by: Rex Ryan at September 12, 2013 05:43 PM (bufJH)

173 Looks like the Pats may have some receiver problems this year.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 12, 2013 05:44 PM (APJIX)

174 Damn, I had so many tacos I think they're going to sop up all my booze and deny me a buzz.

Fuck it; they were yummy and worth it.

Posted by: logprof at September 12, 2013 05:44 PM (bufJH)

175 Forgot about that one

Posted by: Joe at September 12, 2013 05:45 PM (8Prb7)

176 Well, the Bills have a rookie QB and managed to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory against New England last week. Maybe the Jest can keep hanging around and sneak up in the endgame like they did last week against the Bucs.

Posted by: logprof at September 12, 2013 05:47 PM (bufJH)

177 Sack!!!

Posted by: Peaches at September 12, 2013 05:48 PM (8lmkt)

178 Damn, that was the first Patriots sack of the season!

Posted by: logprof at September 12, 2013 05:48 PM (bufJH)

179 Oh goody, I'm against Brady in a fantasy game this week. I hope he stinks it up.

Posted by: logprof at September 12, 2013 05:49 PM (bufJH)

180 Does Ace get more comments on NFL threads for games outside the northeast?

Posted by: Cretin at September 12, 2013 05:50 PM (jYZuY)

181 hey- I got the game on my laptop!

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 12, 2013 05:50 PM (8sCoq)

182 Have a great night, guys. I'm going to go dance around in my cheerleader uniform.

Posted by: DangerGirl, home sweet home at September 12, 2013 05:50 PM (GrtrJ)

183 Wow are the jets even trying?

Posted by: Joe at September 12, 2013 05:50 PM (8Prb7)

184 I know I am late but look....the Chicago White Sox are very caring organization that cater to their fans. Which is why they are the only team in MLB that both sells crack and has a bailbondsman booth in their concession stands.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at September 12, 2013 05:51 PM (Cpoqh)

185 182 Have a great night, guys. I'm going to go dance around in my cheerleader uniform. Posted by: DangerGirl, home sweet home at September 12, 2013 09:50 PM (GrtrJ) You know the rule!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 12, 2013 05:51 PM (GEICT)

186 Does Ace get more comments on threads that aren't about bread and circus?

Posted by: Cretin at September 12, 2013 05:51 PM (jYZuY)

187 that was so lame

Posted by: Peaches at September 12, 2013 05:52 PM (8lmkt)

188 Woops, Big Time also mistakenly started Amendola against me. That's gonna hurt.

Posted by: logprof at September 12, 2013 05:52 PM (bufJH)

189 Be still my heart.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 12, 2013 05:52 PM (l3vZN)

190 You know the rule!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 12, 2013 09:51 PM (GEICT)

She was notified earlier when claiming to have said outfit, it was ignored.

Posted by: Red Shirt at September 12, 2013 05:52 PM (FIDMq)

191 http://www.stream2watch.me/football

Posted by: DangerGirl, home sweet home at September 12, 2013 09:40 PM (GrtrJ)

Thanks for the link DG. Watching it now. Wait, did you say cheerleader uniform?

Posted by: cm9000 at September 12, 2013 05:53 PM (3qZbZ)

192 Only 9/19? Very un-Bradylike.

Posted by: logprof at September 12, 2013 05:53 PM (bufJH)

193 She was notified earlier when claiming to have said outfit, it was ignored. Posted by: Red Shirt at September 12, 2013 09:52 PM (FIDMq) That's horseshit.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 12, 2013 05:55 PM (GEICT)

194 Ed Henry ‏@edhenryTV 6s Watching the #Jets offense is like watching #Putin write an op-ed ...

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 12, 2013 05:56 PM (DmNpO)

195 Sack!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at September 12, 2013 05:56 PM (8lmkt)

196 Some other cool SEM images from the JEOL site.

http://bit.ly/13TT1LZ

Posted by: The Hickster at September 12, 2013 05:57 PM (TsPJM)

197 Punt returns - how do they work?

Posted by: Joe at September 12, 2013 05:57 PM (8Prb7)

198 Teh Cubbies have already been eliminated The Cubs are statistically eliminated by the 7th inning stretch of the season opener.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 12, 2013 05:57 PM (XFTOV)

199 Ed Henry is snarking on Putin's op-ed??

Posted by: le soothsayier (the french version) at September 12, 2013 05:58 PM (1ECZN)

200 Some other cool SEM images from the JEOL site. There's a TEM next to me at work. Lotta stuff just to support one.

Posted by: EC at September 12, 2013 05:59 PM (doBIb)

201 The Cubs are statistically eliminated by the 7th inning stretch of the season opener.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 12, 2013 09:57 PM (XFTOV)

Even I think that's mean.

Posted by: Peaches at September 12, 2013 05:59 PM (8lmkt)

202 They have funny looking skin. They're really Orion Slave Girls. Said to be irresistible by any human male.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 12, 2013 06:00 PM (XFTOV)

203 Obama beclowned himself while "the world was watching," not Putin.

Posted by: le soothsayier (the french version) at September 12, 2013 06:00 PM (1ECZN)

204 Music for the Pats cheerleaders:

http://youtu.be/_3AzW83Dov4

Posted by: logprof at September 12, 2013 06:00 PM (bufJH)

205 Even we think the Cubs suck.

Posted by: Houston Astros at September 12, 2013 06:01 PM (nETWY)

206 She was notified earlier when claiming to have said outfit, it was ignored.

Posted by: Red Shirt at September 12, 2013 09:52 PM (FIDMq)

Sorry, have spent the past 45+ minutes uninstalling some bullshit download a site put on my computer then re-installing my adblocker software and other stuff.

Posted by: DangerGirl, home sweet home at September 12, 2013 06:02 PM (GrtrJ)

207

Heh.

http://tinyurl.com/mjzvhsh

Posted by: maddogg at September 12, 2013 06:02 PM (+SU7n)

208 Heh. http://tinyurl.com/mjzvhsh *** Thank God for cats.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 12, 2013 06:03 PM (DmNpO)

209 What a fucking bitch of a douchebag Rich Eisen appears to be.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 12, 2013 06:03 PM (GEICT)

210 These girls have a pleasing lack of tattoos

Posted by: Albie Damned at September 12, 2013 06:03 PM (Yhu4q)

211 There's a TEM next to me at work. Lotta stuff just to support one.>>

Seen one but don't run a TEM. But yes there is lots of expensive stuff used to slice and polish the samples so Transmission electron microscopy will work.

Posted by: The Hickster at September 12, 2013 06:04 PM (TsPJM)

212 Sorry, have spent the past 45+ minutes uninstalling some bullshit download a site put on my computer then re-installing my adblocker software and other stuff.

Posted by: DangerGirl, home sweet home at September 12, 2013 10:02 PM (GrtrJ)

Still a chance BC!

Posted by: Red Shirt at September 12, 2013 06:05 PM (FIDMq)

213 Think its going to be a long night for flood warnings

Posted by: Joe at September 12, 2013 06:05 PM (8Prb7)

214 I'm going to bed. Asshole malware people piss me the fuck off.

Posted by: DangerGirl, home sweet home at September 12, 2013 06:06 PM (GrtrJ)

215 Still a chance BC! Posted by: Red Shirt at September 12, 2013 10:05 PM (FIDMq) *snatches chance and clutches is to chest*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 12, 2013 06:06 PM (GEICT)

216 Seen one but don't run a TEM. But yes there is lots of expensive stuff used to slice and polish the samples so Transmission electron microscopy will work. Not just that, but all the hardware just to keep one running and operational. It's a lot of crap!

Posted by: EC at September 12, 2013 06:07 PM (doBIb)

217 210 These girls have a pleasing lack of tattoos

Posted by: Albie Damned at September 12, 2013 10:03 PM (Yhu4q)

--There must be some policy, written or unwritten, against NFL cheerleaders having visible tattoos or piercings, because I have never seen any.

Posted by: logprof at September 12, 2013 06:07 PM (bufJH)

218 Yesh!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at September 12, 2013 06:08 PM (8lmkt)

219 Thompkins finally showing up after all the preseason hype.

Posted by: logprof at September 12, 2013 06:08 PM (bufJH)

220 --There must be some policy, written or unwritten, against NFL cheerleaders having visible tattoos or piercings, because I have never seen any. Like Hooters girls, they have to cover them up when they work. A Hooters girl told me so when I asked to take a closer look at one of hers.

Posted by: EC at September 12, 2013 06:08 PM (doBIb)

221 Tough call to make, I say catch.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 12, 2013 06:09 PM (APJIX)

222 Gawd. I fucking loathe tatoos on women. Couldn't be less feminine looking if they had a dick hanging out.

Posted by: maddogg at September 12, 2013 06:10 PM (+SU7n)

223 --There must be some policy, written or unwritten, against NFL cheerleaders having visible tattoos or piercings, because I have never seen any. Posted by: logprof at September 12, 2013 10:07 PM (bufJH) Sorta. My wife has one and had it when she cheered. Girls with very large, visible tats will just be cut during tryouts. Smaller, less noticeable tats are covered up with makeup during games or appearances.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 12, 2013 06:12 PM (GEICT)

224 Tattooing, branding, whatever, as long as there's a way to know which one's are yours.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 12, 2013 06:12 PM (ZshNr)

225 TR - Did you get the link I passed re the Porsche show in Raleigh?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 12, 2013 06:12 PM (aDwsi)

226 That was a catch. This is bullshit.

Posted by: Peaches at September 12, 2013 06:12 PM (8lmkt)

227

Oh good, the tattoo discussion again. Btw fellas, Miss Kansas has very large, very noticeable tats. She's also an avid hunter and a sergeant in the Army.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 12, 2013 06:13 PM (GEICT)

228 Tattooing, branding, whatever, as long as there's a way to know which one's are yours. Posted by: Lincolntf
--------------

I rely on microchip implants.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 12, 2013 06:14 PM (aDwsi)

229 Btw fellas, Miss Kansas has very large, very noticeable tats. She's also an avid hunter and a sergeant in the Army. And would make a perfect moron wife.

Posted by: EC at September 12, 2013 06:14 PM (doBIb)

230 I hate tats on women, hate to see 'em, but everybody's got the right to do what they want to do. I don't have to like it. Or understand it, which I don't.

Posted by: Peaches at September 12, 2013 06:14 PM (8lmkt)

231 And Miss Kansas has too much muscles. And that tat is too big.

Posted by: L, elle at September 12, 2013 06:15 PM (0PiQ4)

232 Annnd...., the first shots in the tattoo war are fired.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 12, 2013 06:15 PM (aDwsi)

233 --There must be some policy, written or unwritten, against NFL cheerleaders having visible tattoos or piercings, because I have never seen any.

Posted by: logprof at September 12, 2013 10:07 PM (bufJH)

Probably gets weeded out in the trials, if they even make it that far. Doesn't look wholesome.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 12, 2013 06:15 PM (Q80i9)

234 And would make a perfect moron wife. Posted by: EC at September 12, 2013 10:14 PM (doBIb) Yup. She wanted to do archery as her talent. The Miss Kansas competition said no. So she just decided, having never done it before, to do opera. She looked up Paverotti on youtube. Competition was 48 hours later. She won the talent competition.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 12, 2013 06:15 PM (GEICT)

235 Don't worry Peaches the only question is how much the pats will win by - Jets are a HS team

Posted by: Joe at September 12, 2013 06:15 PM (8Prb7)

236 209 What a fucking bitch of a douchebag Rich Eisen appears to be.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 12, 2013 10:03 PM (GEICT)

--What did he do/say? Bear in mind that in a previous career he was a stand-up comedian, so there's almost always at least a teensy bit of douchiness involved.

Posted by: logprof at September 12, 2013 06:16 PM (bufJH)

237 I've not hired dudes because of a tattoo. It came down to a choice between two, and the one who had not done something visibly stupid in the past won.

Posted by: Jean at September 12, 2013 06:16 PM (CMlD4)

238 No tats, no piercings, no blubber covered elbows.

Posted by: Countrysquire at September 12, 2013 06:17 PM (nETWY)

239 I don't have to like it. Or understand it, which I don't.>>

My non tattooed Ex Navy dad told us boys If you think you like that image enough, put it on a tshirt and wear it everyday for a year first.

Posted by: The Hickster at September 12, 2013 06:17 PM (TsPJM)

240 231 And Miss Kansas has too much muscles. And that tat is too big. Posted by: L, elle at September 12, 2013 10:15 PM (0PiQ4) I don't think she's too muscular. I think she looks very fit. And yeah, I'm not a fan of script tattoos, especially of that size. But she appears to be totally bad ass and her own person. I like that.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 12, 2013 06:17 PM (GEICT)

241 Annnd...., the first shots in the tattoo war are fired.
Don't we have to wait 24 hours or is that only NYC?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at September 12, 2013 06:18 PM (YD2FC)

242 Oh how cute. BC is crushing on Miss Kansas

Posted by: L, elle at September 12, 2013 06:18 PM (0PiQ4)

243 Nothing says I rely solely on my inner character for self-esteem like a tattoo.

Posted by: Mr. Irony at September 12, 2013 06:18 PM (2m4Z7)

244 Nothing is sadder that a tatted up 40 year old Barfly.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 12, 2013 06:19 PM (jucos)

245 I like tats on woman when they are feminine and flattering - but not when they are excessive and nasty

Posted by: Joe at September 12, 2013 06:19 PM (8Prb7)

246 My non tattooed Ex Navy dad told us boys If you think you like that image enough, put it on a tshirt and wear it everyday for a year first.

Posted by: The Hickster at September 12, 2013 10:17 PM (TsPJM)

Good advice! I live in LA and obviously know many of the tatted persuasion. I don't get it but, again, I don't have to, it's not my skin. But, isn't that shit expensive? Where do these folks get the money to burn on that ugly mess?

Posted by: Peaches at September 12, 2013 06:20 PM (8lmkt)

247 --What did he do/say? Bear in mind that in a previous career he was a stand-up comedian, so there's almost always at least a teensy bit of douchiness involved. Posted by: logprof at September 12, 2013 10:16 PM (bufJH) Nothing right now. He was just on screen and screams "DOUCHE!!!!!" He did a couple radio interviews with a local morning show when I was up in DC. The first one ended contentiously, so they had him back on a month later at the insistence of management. 45 seconds in, he's being a giant asshole and they hung up on him.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 12, 2013 06:20 PM (GEICT)

248 237 I've not hired dudes because of a tattoo. It came down to a choice between two, and the one who had not done something visibly stupid in the past won.

Posted by: Jean at September 12, 2013 10:16 PM (CMlD4)

--Can't find it on YT, but reminds me of the scene when Dr. House was interviewing the guy with the tat to be on his team and reamed into him.

Posted by: logprof at September 12, 2013 06:20 PM (bufJH)

249 I dated a girl who had a tiny Woodstock tattoo

Posted by: Jones in CO at September 12, 2013 06:21 PM (8sCoq)

250 Good advice! I live in LA and obviously know many of the tatted persuasion. I don't get it but, again, I don't have to, it's not my skin. But, isn't that shit expensive? Where do these folks get the money to burn on that ugly mess? Posted by: Peaches at September 12, 2013 10:20 PM (8lmkt) It depends. I've got 3. They ran from $50 up to just over $100. Size, location, color, whether or not it is script all matters in cost.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 12, 2013 06:21 PM (GEICT)

251 Nothing is easier that a tatted up 40 year old Barfly - but still too much for me lol

Posted by: Joe at September 12, 2013 06:22 PM (8Prb7)

252 Nothing is sadder that a tatted up 40 year old Barfly.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 12, 2013 10:19 PM (jucos)

Except a tatted up 50 year old Barfly.

Posted by: cm9000 at September 12, 2013 06:22 PM (3qZbZ)

253 BC, no need to reply. I like sleeves On Guys. But women really can't get away that. Small, discreet is the way to go if youre a She. Serenity Prayer meant to be said not inked.

Posted by: L, elle at September 12, 2013 06:22 PM (0PiQ4)

254 Fake Pro tip Don't ever get a tattoo in a location likely to stretch from weight gain or sag with age.

Posted by: The Hickster at September 12, 2013 06:23 PM (TsPJM)

255 Nice 1992 Hillary! headband Sanchez.

Posted by: Countrysquire at September 12, 2013 06:24 PM (nETWY)

256 Size, location, color, whether or not it is script all matters in cost. Ms Kansas is so bad ass, she got one with the army dental corps insignia on her shoulder.

Posted by: EC at September 12, 2013 06:24 PM (doBIb)

257 My tramp stamp is a map of the universe.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at September 12, 2013 06:25 PM (Dwehj)

258 Gawd Lexus ads have gotten stupid

Posted by: Joe at September 12, 2013 06:25 PM (8Prb7)

259 Tattoo = Livestock

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 12, 2013 06:25 PM (jucos)

260 Ms Kansas is so bad ass, she got one with the army dental corps insignia on her shoulder. Posted by: EC at September 12, 2013 10:24 PM (doBIb) And would shoot your ass if you mocked it. Lol. She's an "M16 marksman".

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 12, 2013 06:26 PM (GEICT)

261 My tramp stamp is a map of the universe.>>

I think it's just a target.

Posted by: Wedding Crashers at September 12, 2013 06:26 PM (TsPJM)

262 "M16 marksman"

If she in fact qualified as 'Marksman', she's not a great shot.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 12, 2013 06:26 PM (aDwsi)

263 Gawd Lexus ads have gotten stupid *** I commented about that a few days ago and even tweeted earlier about how douchetastic the new IS ads are.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 12, 2013 06:27 PM (DmNpO)

264 Fake Pro tip Don't ever get a tattoo in a location likely to stretch from weight gain or sag with age.
Ask John Kerry's face!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at September 12, 2013 06:27 PM (YD2FC)

265 To somewhat paraphrase Dave Attell, a tramp stamp might as well say 'One cock at a time.'

Posted by: Countrysquire at September 12, 2013 06:27 PM (nETWY)

266 I don't mind tats on a girl, as long as they don't cover an entire limb or their torso. It has to be tasteful too. Butterflies or flowers, but not demons and knives or pentagrams or other weird shit.

Posted by: EC at September 12, 2013 06:27 PM (doBIb)

267 I commented about that a few days ago and even tweeted earlier about how douchetastic the new IS ads are. Posted by: Niedermeyer's
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The ugly fact is that a large number of upper income folk ARE douches, ergo, the lame ads.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 12, 2013 06:28 PM (aDwsi)

268 If she in fact qualified as 'Marksman', she's not a great shot. Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 12, 2013 10:26 PM (aDwsi) Yeah, I remember someone saying that's like the lowest ranking. That's a quote from the article, so who knows how badly they fucked up the info.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 12, 2013 06:28 PM (GEICT)

269 If she in fact qualified as 'Marksman', she's not a great shot. She got all the targets except for the 250m one.

Posted by: EC at September 12, 2013 06:28 PM (doBIb)

270 Getting a few Tweets about our consulate in Herat being under attack.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 12, 2013 06:28 PM (APJIX)

271 Well, she got that dental corps tattoo because she would like to be a dentist someday.

A military dentist. Got that, guys. Man, who ever heard of a...I mean, of all the

Oh.

Anyway, apparently she has not started dental training yet, so the tattoo seems oddly premature. Imagine if you'd gotten indelibly dyed with everything you ever thought you might do someday. ~~Mother~~ Remember him?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 12, 2013 06:29 PM (JNUY4)

272 If she in fact qualified as 'Marksman', she's not a great shot.>>

My Ex wife qualified as a Marksman as was not a good shot. She was capable with a weapon so still not one to fuck with though.

Posted by: The Hickster at September 12, 2013 06:29 PM (TsPJM)

273 And would shoot your ass if you mocked it. Lol. That's like one step away from putting her chevrons on her arms too. BADASS!

Posted by: EC at September 12, 2013 06:29 PM (doBIb)

274 Nice hip to waist ratio. She would provide many fine sons.

Posted by: Invictus at September 12, 2013 06:29 PM (OQpzc)

275 Tramp Stamp and Muffin Top, and you know you have some quality girlflesh.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 12, 2013 06:30 PM (bKA83)

276 Yeah. Nothing says "badass" like the dental corps tat.

Posted by: maddogg at September 12, 2013 06:30 PM (+SU7n)

277 Good, the rain should, uh, dampen Brady's stats.

Posted by: logprof at September 12, 2013 06:30 PM (bufJH)

278 That's like one step away from putting her chevrons on her arms too. BADASS! Posted by: EC at September 12, 2013 10:29 PM (doBIb) I sense your mockery (I'm fucking intuitive like that) and I do not approve.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 12, 2013 06:30 PM (GEICT)

279 Getting a few Tweets about our consulate in Herat being under attack. *** Yep. Fox News ‏@FoxNews 1m BREAKING: Car bomb explodes outside US consulate in western Afghanistan, 7 civilians wounded.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 12, 2013 06:30 PM (DmNpO)

280 To somewhat paraphrase Dave Attell, a tramp stamp might as well say 'One cock at a time.'

Posted by: Countrysquire at September 12, 2013 10:27 PM (nETWY)

_____________

Only one?

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 12, 2013 06:31 PM (jucos)

281 Like Hooters girls, they have to cover them up when they work. Tilted Kilt appears to have the opposite policy, based on the five minutes of an Undercover Boss I watched tonight. Every single waitress had multiple exposed tattoos.

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 12, 2013 06:31 PM (7epit)

282 I sense your mockery (I'm fucking intuitive like that) and I do not approve. No mockery here! I think she should do it.

Posted by: EC at September 12, 2013 06:31 PM (doBIb)

283 270 Getting a few Tweets about our consulate in Herat being under attack.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 12, 2013 10:28 PM (APJIX)

Zzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: Hill-Dog and Obozo at September 12, 2013 06:31 PM (bufJH)

284 Nothing says "badass" like the dental corps tat.

It does give "drill instructor" a whole deeper meaning.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 12, 2013 06:33 PM (JNUY4)

285 Yeah. Nothing says "badass" like the dental corps tat. A chick doing it? A chick doing a military insignia? I think that's badass.

Posted by: EC at September 12, 2013 06:33 PM (doBIb)

286 Yeah. Nothing says "badass" like the dental corps tat.

Posted by: maddogg at September 12, 2013 10:30 PM (+SU7n)

She's into causing pain. Kinda like my ex.

Posted by: Invictus at September 12, 2013 06:34 PM (OQpzc)

287 ONT up.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at September 12, 2013 06:34 PM (YD2FC)

288 Getting a few Tweets about our consulate in Herat being under attack.
Posted by: lowandslow at September 12, 2013 10:28 PM (APJIX)
Zzzzzzzzzzz
Posted by: Hill-Dog and Obozo>>

No I'm awake and in the ready room playing spades with Reggie.

Posted by: Obozo at September 12, 2013 06:34 PM (TsPJM)

289 Getting a few Tweets about our consulate in Herat being under attack. Save us, President Say-Stuff!

Posted by: t-bird at September 12, 2013 06:35 PM (FcR7P)

290 Trying to recall..., can't remember what Dental Corps insignia looks like. Bing time...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 12, 2013 06:37 PM (aDwsi)

291 Trying to recall..., can't remember what Dental Corps insignia looks like. Bing time... Drill bit and floss.

Posted by: EC at September 12, 2013 06:40 PM (doBIb)

292 Countrysquire, I fail to see the limitation ...

Posted by: Joe at September 12, 2013 06:41 PM (8Prb7)

293 Speaking of drudge links:
http://tinyurl.com/q65tk2w
Seattle fans are the biggest dicks in the NFL so I approve this. Though 49er fans are a close second.

Posted by: bestie21 at September 12, 2013 06:42 PM (btihN)

294 Alleged car bombing of consulate in Herat.

http://tinyurl.com/n5w69yc

Posted by: bestie21 at September 12, 2013 06:45 PM (btihN)

295

Undercover? Hardly ... They are trolling their own fans

Posted by: Joe at September 12, 2013 06:47 PM (8Prb7)

296 Trolling? How is wearing a Jersey and pretending to root for the other team trolling. Visitors pay just as much to see the game as the locals.

Posted by: bestie21 at September 12, 2013 06:49 PM (btihN)

297 Back to the game (had to re-watch the last "Breaking Bad"......stuff and things.) My goodness N.E. has lost some Offensive ability. And, apparently, Geno is not as horrible at QB'ing as I might at first have thought him. Nessler just said something about this being a good football game. No. No, it's not. This is not a "good" football game.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 12, 2013 07:05 PM (jy70P)

298

Posted by: Vic at September 13, 2013 03:02 AM (zZbNF)

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