June 08, 2013
— Open Blogger This post is sure to garner a few "Get off my lawn" responses and , just maybe, I'm becoming an old fogey but, frankly, I just don't want my television to be smarter than I am.
Take a look at the site for the new Samsung "smart" television.
It's suppose to replace your computer for certain functions, such as web browsing and Skype calls, but.... do you really want it to recognize your face when you turn it on?
Personally, I say "No."
Maybe I'm becoming a bit paranoid but, tell me, given the recent discoveries about NSA programs such as PRISM, do you want a camera aimed at the center of your living room... or bedroom.
Call me old fashioned, but I long for the simple times when WE watched the t.v., not the other way around.
What are your thoughts? Am I being paranoid?
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Posted by: Largely Irrelevant Assault Citizen Anachronda at June 08, 2013 11:39 AM (U82Km)
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at June 08, 2013 11:40 AM (LRFds)
I can do without a TV. Except during Hockey season.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 08, 2013 11:40 AM (z+Xap)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 08, 2013 11:41 AM (wR+pz)
Posted by: LGoPs at June 08, 2013 11:41 AM (Zid/C)
Posted by: azjaeger at June 08, 2013 11:41 AM (1yzay)
hey one of my underlings married a ginger timebomb who blew up his life...
she doesn't want to work weekends either
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at June 08, 2013 11:42 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: booger at June 08, 2013 11:42 AM (E1tcO)
Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 08, 2013 11:42 AM (X6akg)
Posted by: WalrusRex at June 08, 2013 11:42 AM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Craig Poe at June 08, 2013 11:42 AM (BVkEs)
I think his rhetorical voice was inveighing "human" standards of paranoia valuation not "moronosphere standards"....
by moron standards he is a trusting soul...
I put a blanket over my TV like it is a bird cage
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at June 08, 2013 11:43 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: Largely Irrelevant Assault Citizen Anachronda at June 08, 2013 03:39 PM (U82Km)
still prefer Sony's patent that will stop commercials until you say something like McDonalds or fling pickles at a cheeseburger. But it's a patent, don't mean much until someone actually uses it
Posted by: The Dude at June 08, 2013 11:44 AM (vJdyz)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 08, 2013 11:44 AM (DPdf7)
Posted by: Eric Holder at June 08, 2013 11:44 AM (UbYZA)
TVs may be getting smarter, but we're changing too.
***
Good God we're all going to have Nancy Pelosi eyes! Maybe progressives really are the future.
Posted by: WalrusRex at June 08, 2013 11:45 AM (XUKZU)
Posted by: The Moobs Have Won at June 08, 2013 11:45 AM (rCS6C)
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The only question is, will the voice be Val Jal, or Sarah Ingram?
Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 08, 2013 11:45 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: steevy at June 08, 2013 11:46 AM (9XBK2)
Posted by: Gerard Harbison at June 08, 2013 11:46 AM (oiiqn)
Alas when you tie a web capable TV with a built in camera are you sure its only the NSA watching you? Just think of the stalker down the street who is obsessed over you, your life, or your spouse hacking in to watch every breath you take.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 08, 2013 11:46 AM (TCGmg)
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 08, 2013 11:46 AM (t+mmh)
Posted by: Empire1 at June 08, 2013 11:47 AM (+VacU)
Posted by: booger at June 08, 2013 11:47 AM (E1tcO)
Posted by: Your TV at June 08, 2013 11:47 AM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Gerard Harbison at June 08, 2013 11:47 AM (oiiqn)
the 1970s would be rioting by now instead we get "Ba-Rawn-Ko hjas electrolytes!" as a nation
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at June 08, 2013 11:48 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2013 11:48 AM (iwHSQ)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 08, 2013 11:48 AM (DPdf7)
Posted by: holygoat at June 08, 2013 11:48 AM (vAiDn)
I have a Panasonic smart tv though it doesn't have a camera and I do like being able to stream Prime (Priiiiiimmmmeeee) and Netflix stuff directly through the tv. I have no desire to have one with a camera built into it. No. Just no.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at June 08, 2013 11:48 AM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2013 11:49 AM (iwHSQ)
Posted by: Gerard Harbison at June 08, 2013 11:49 AM (oiiqn)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 08, 2013 11:50 AM (DPdf7)
Posted by: Y-not at June 08, 2013 11:50 AM (5H6zj)
The Xbox One, Microsoft's upcoming game console, will require that a Kinect is always attached. The Kinect has a microphone and infrared and regular cameras and the Xbox has built-in facial recognition.
It's believed that Microsoft will track your eyes to see what ads you are watching. The Kinect will also be able to monitor your heart rate using one its cameras so, presumably, they could figure out what commercials you were watching and how they effected you emotionally.
Microsoft has patented the ability to monitor how many people are watching a movie on the Xbox to force people into compliance with their licensing structure -- if they feel that too many people are in the room, they will turn off the movie or charge you more.
Oh, yeah, and the NSA has an unknown level of access to Microsoft's servers.
Posted by: 29Victor at June 08, 2013 11:51 AM (ES9R7)
Posted by: Craig Poe at June 08, 2013 11:51 AM (BVkEs)
Posted by: rickl at June 08, 2013 11:52 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 08, 2013 11:52 AM (DPdf7)
Skashkash, "Perhaps it was due to a thoroughly seditious article that vanished from his paper to be replaced by an article asking 'Is Karl Marx Real?' that did it."
Cantrell, "You were using his computer to spy on him."
Skashkash, "Perhaps."
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 08, 2013 11:52 AM (TCGmg)
Posted by: NSA at June 08, 2013 11:53 AM (doBIb)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 08, 2013 11:53 AM (TCGmg)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 08, 2013 11:53 AM (DPdf7)
Posted by: Thunderb at June 08, 2013 11:54 AM (nH8jP)
Posted by: mallfly at June 08, 2013 11:54 AM (bJm7W)
Remember that? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 08, 2013 03:52 PM (DPdf7)
Yup, that was in the great Philly area. The only reason they got caught is because some kid was busted for smoking pot and the only place he ever smoked up was at home. His parents got asking questions and that's how it was discovered.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at June 08, 2013 11:55 AM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2013 11:55 AM (iwHSQ)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 08, 2013 11:55 AM (DPdf7)
pen them a letter...a real letter...
I am...
I am showing them my reciepts from the Xbox, 360, Zuyne, and Nooks as well and telling them if they want someone to see my eyes and hear my heart send me a girlfriend not a cuber spy
I have finally "gotten too old" to pay for a console I guess...
fuck 'em the money is going to another AR for the boy
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at June 08, 2013 11:55 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: booger
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While you're at it, you could say "Ahhh", turn your head and cough, bend over and spread your cheeks, answer a few insightful questions (like, "Do you have access to a gun? Have you paid all of your taxes?"), which would be analyzed by whiz-bang software, and your Obamacare annual check-up is done!
Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 08, 2013 11:56 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 08, 2013 11:56 AM (TCGmg)
depending on the TV and yoiur plug in they can turn on the vam and sensors "whenever"
not being paranoid my TVs are basicvally computer monitors at this point
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at June 08, 2013 11:57 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: Nash Rambler at June 08, 2013 11:58 AM (h+OzC)
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at June 08, 2013 11:58 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: EC at June 08, 2013 11:58 AM (doBIb)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 08, 2013 11:58 AM (TCGmg)
Posted by: Mindy mostly lurks at June 08, 2013 11:58 AM (mhs92)
http://tinyurl.com/n4yp55y"
So we're all gonna be real-life anime characters. Do the girls get anime-boobies, too?
Posted by: holygoat at June 08, 2013 11:59 AM (vAiDn)
I'd laugh but that actually sounds like something Obama would do.
Posted by: booger at June 08, 2013 11:59 AM (E1tcO)
Oh c'mon! What could possibly go wrong and don't forget to take your pills.
Posted by: THX1138 at June 08, 2013 11:59 AM (lvft1)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at June 08, 2013 11:59 AM (qyfb5)
Posted by: NSA Sentient Computer0x45 at June 08, 2013 11:59 AM (xk0Xg)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 08, 2013 12:00 PM (TCGmg)
"Ey up cocker, tha dunt wanna be drinkin watta frum theer, its full o hoss piss an cow shite an it could kill thee"
The man says: "I am a muslim from Pakistan, can you be speaking clearer, and slower please"
The farmer replies: If....You.... Use.... Two ....Hands....... You.... Wont.... Spill ....Any"
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 08, 2013 12:00 PM (z4m16)
Posted by: WalrusRex at June 08, 2013 12:01 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: 29Victor at June 08, 2013 03:51 PM (ES9R7)
well now you're just completely mixing up rumors, patents and software. You can go to any company and go through their patents and find all sorts of crazy ass shit. Rumors don't mean much of anything with out facts. As for the heartbeat stuff, it's more or less just a refined version of the freeware software (that any webcam can use) that though can be used in console software (can't see how stuff like Nike+ Fitness doesn't use it) but it's mainly for the garage hobbyist, the people who use the Kinect for weird experiments, robotics and healthcare.
Posted by: The Dude at June 08, 2013 12:01 PM (vJdyz)
The device you are describing is not a television it is a telescreen.
Posted by: George Orwell at June 08, 2013 12:01 PM (31Nrp)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 08, 2013 12:02 PM (DPdf7)
Posted by: HAL9000 at June 08, 2013 12:02 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Mindy mostly lurks at June 08, 2013 12:02 PM (mhs92)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at June 08, 2013 12:03 PM (qyfb5)
It's not like I'm going to be watching have sex or anything.
The guy in cube #4521 is. But then he's a bit of perv, as his wife is about to discover in the local paper.
Posted by: PRISM at June 08, 2013 12:03 PM (jGsIV)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 08, 2013 12:03 PM (wR+pz)
My wife travels on business a lot, and that has never happened to her. If you need another NY company, e-mail me at nynjmeet at optimum dot net
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 08, 2013 12:03 PM (z4m16)
Posted by: Eaton Cox at June 08, 2013 12:04 PM (q177U)
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Things will be different this time Dave..., oops, Anna
Posted by: PRISM at June 08, 2013 12:04 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 08, 2013 12:04 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2013 12:04 PM (iwHSQ)
Posted by: Mindy mostly lurks at June 08, 2013 04:02 PM (mhs92)
I am mostly well, I think. You're the second person today to say that. The NSA was the first.
Posted by: Nash Rambler at June 08, 2013 12:05 PM (h+OzC)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2013 12:05 PM (iwHSQ)
Right now Neverwinter is trying to do like a 1.5GB patch. o.O;;;
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 08, 2013 12:06 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 08, 2013 12:06 PM (wR+pz)
This may be a stupid question but if an I-PAD is turned off at night and your cell phone is turned to "All sounds off" and turned over so that no blue light is coming out how could they spy on you?
***
Your alarm clock could tell you but then it would have to kill you.
Posted by: WalrusRex at June 08, 2013 12:06 PM (XUKZU)
Guardian UK has a new story out this afternoon - looks like Clapper might have committed perjury, in my opinion.
Posted by: perdogg at June 08, 2013 12:06 PM (ziD3M)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 08, 2013 12:07 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: WalrusRex at June 08, 2013 04:01 PM (XUKZU)
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I not doubting what Beck is saying about technology. He's even got a team of techno-geeks that keep him appraised. He's also spent a lot of time on his tv show explaining what's possible now and what's going to be possible in the near future.
Be paranoid.
Posted by: Dr. Soona at June 08, 2013 12:07 PM (eXrAx)
Posted by: Siergen at June 08, 2013 03:39 PM
The old Bob Hope punchline was, "The Soviets have the modern conveniences, too - but in Russia, television watches you!" Which was funny back then, but they didn't have the technology to do that, so they kept an atmosphere of paranoia and suspicion and urged people to inform on their families, friends, and neighbors. This kept dissent quiet and the gulag full.
Here today, we have instead the "political correctness" phenomenon, you cannot tell a joke from Amos & Andy, and if your four year old holds his finger like a gun he will be suspended from kindergarten and the cops will want to search your house.
The ONLY thing that keeps us different than the old Soviet state is our Constitution, and when Obama can trash the 1st, 4th, and 5th Amendments with impunity, that last difference disappears.
Posted by: Adjoran at June 08, 2013 12:07 PM (473jB)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at June 08, 2013 12:08 PM (qIFL7)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2013 04:04 PM (iwHSQ)
of course as you still have a battery in it. Remote operation isn't hard to do at all
Posted by: The Dude at June 08, 2013 12:08 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at June 08, 2013 12:08 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 08, 2013 12:08 PM (wR+pz)
ACC, "HAL stands for Heuristically programmed ALgorithmic computer! Now get off my grave!"
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 08, 2013 12:08 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: Bruce at June 08, 2013 12:08 PM (03PhX)
Posted by: IRS Medical Records Dept. at June 08, 2013 12:09 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: The Dude at June 08, 2013 04:01 PM (vJdyz)
Monitoring heart rate was announced at the Xbox Reveal event. It will be used in fitness games/apps, but there is no reason it couldn't be used in other areas.
Facial recognition has been part of Kinect from the start.
All of the technology is there it's just a matter of Microsoft figuring out how to make money off it and get away with it.
I used to worry that I was getting too paranoid. Over the past three weeks I've come to realize that I'm not paranoid enough.
Posted by: 29Victor at June 08, 2013 12:09 PM (ES9R7)
It says, and I'm not making this up,
"Watch anytime, anywhere, instantly!"
Posted by: torquewrench at June 08, 2013 12:09 PM (gqT4g)
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They know where the phone is, geographically. It would probably be possible to turn on the microphone.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 08, 2013 12:09 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2013 04:05 PM (iwHSQ)
I would be shocked if all of them weren't involved.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 08, 2013 12:09 PM (z4m16)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2013 12:09 PM (iwHSQ)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 08, 2013 12:10 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: rickl at June 08, 2013 12:11 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at June 08, 2013 12:11 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2013 12:11 PM (iwHSQ)
I have a Panasonic smart tv though it doesn't have a camera and I do like being able to stream Prime (Priiiiiimmmmeeee) and Netflix stuff directly through the tv. I have no desire to have one with a camera built into it. No. Just no.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at June 08, 2013 03:48 PM (Gk3SS)
Word. I, too, have a Panny (50" plasma) likely with the same apps. Occasionally, Pandora is kinda nice, though using a giant plasma TV for a music device (don't forget the 5.1 receiver that's also on!) is a bit impractical. The Netflix app (when I subscribed) was okay, but it wouldn't allow me to use grey bars for 4:3 material so I always used my PS3 for that.
A (detachable) camera would be nice for video chats, but I can use my laptop for that since I don't feel like paying $75 or whatever it is that Panny wants for it.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at June 08, 2013 12:12 PM (7xeJQ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2013 12:13 PM (iwHSQ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
You will need a permit for that. They can be turned into an explosive device to easily
Posted by: Bruce at June 08, 2013 12:14 PM (03PhX)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 08, 2013 12:15 PM (wR+pz)
of course as you still have a battery in it. Remote operation isn't hard to do at all
Posted by: The Dude at June 08, 2013 04:08 PM (vJdyz)
Yep. Got a friend in Army Special Forces. Whenever he's goes into a "hush-hush" meeting everyone is required to remove the battery from their cell phone and place the phone & battery on a table before they enter the room.
Posted by: 29Victor at June 08, 2013 12:15 PM (ES9R7)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 08, 2013 12:16 PM (DPdf7)
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I am not given to vulgarity, but I would imagine that on those nights when I have enjoyed Brussels Sprouts for dinner..., they might intercept rude noises. There's that.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 08, 2013 12:16 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 08, 2013 12:16 PM (wR+pz)
BTW - over at LGF Chuckles has been doing back flips on his girl bike trying to defend The O on this. Moderately entertaining to watch.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 08, 2013 12:16 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at June 08, 2013 12:17 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: what? at June 08, 2013 12:17 PM (A71EA)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2013 12:17 PM (iwHSQ)
Posted by: superflex at June 08, 2013 12:18 PM (IMevr)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2013 04:05 PM (iwHSQ)
Last I heard it was Verizon, AT&T, Sprint, and Bell South. Who does that leave? T-Mobile?
Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 08, 2013 12:18 PM (X6akg)
When the NSA banned the Furby
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/furbies-banned-at-us-spy-base-1046935.html
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 08, 2013 12:18 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 08, 2013 12:18 PM (DPdf7)
Facial recognition has been part of Kinect from the start.
Posted by: 29Victor at June 08, 2013 04:09 PM (ES9R7)
Well, any and all tech can be used for nefarious purposes. What's your point?
And facial recognition wasn't part of the Kinect from the start, Primesense had it part of the package they sold to MS but it wasn't part of the console SDK. It was only part of the PC SDK which is for tinkerers and programmers which wasn't even that great due to sensors and cameras in it being too lo-fidelity to properly be acurate. IMO, it's quite amazing in all the cool stuff that the garage hobbyist sector has done with the original Kinect.
Posted by: The Dude at June 08, 2013 12:18 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 08, 2013 12:19 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at June 08, 2013 12:19 PM (qIFL7)
In my 2001 BMW.
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 08, 2013 04:03 PM (wR+pz)
Tracfone "dumb phone" in my 2001 Lexus. It's close, but you still win due to the lack of caller ID anonymity.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at June 08, 2013 12:19 PM (7xeJQ)
Posted by: Dystopian Future at June 08, 2013 12:20 PM (mjR67)
They know where the phone is, geographically. It would probably be possible to turn on the microphone.
There was something on the Verizon site to the effect of a semi-warning about some sort of capability. Something that started with an N, IIRC.
Anyway, it said that it was some type of commerce software that could even be used when the phone was off. I'd look it up but, Saturday.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at June 08, 2013 12:21 PM (0HooB)
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Wait..., is analog, no? Is there still support for that?
Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 08, 2013 12:21 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: WalrusRex at June 08, 2013 12:21 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Secret Service at June 08, 2013 12:21 PM (gWHwW)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 08, 2013 04:16 PM (wR+pz)
you give up the phone and if they're smart, they throw everything into a faraday cage
Posted by: The Dude at June 08, 2013 12:22 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 08, 2013 12:22 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Gerard Harbison at June 08, 2013 12:22 PM (oiiqn)
Posted by: 7 Year Itch at June 08, 2013 12:22 PM (MhA4j)
How's that work with an I Phone?
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 08, 2013 04:16 PM (wR+pz)
Battery disablement is achieved via iHammer, iHope.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at June 08, 2013 12:23 PM (7xeJQ)
What are your thoughts? Am I being paranoid?
Nope. What's the upside? De minimus.
What's the downside? A yawning chasm. The ability to monitor people as in 1984.
No dice. I'll turn the damned computer/TV on and off myself, thank you very much.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 08, 2013 12:23 PM (Z2Bkq)
Posted by: Secret Service at June 08, 2013 04:21 PM (gWHwW)
Does it involve Heinz 57 and a dog?
Posted by: WalrusRex at June 08, 2013 12:23 PM (XUKZU)
Is Barack Obama a real person or a construct of the Matrix?
Posted by: Regular Person at June 08, 2013 12:23 PM (A71EA)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 08, 2013 12:24 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Gerard Harbison at June 08, 2013 12:24 PM (oiiqn)
How's that work with an I Phone?
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 08, 2013 04:16 PM (wR+pz)
Good question. Yeah, my phones battery doesn't come out either. This was a few years ago. I'd like to imagine that now they put the phones into a lock box with Al Gore speeches playing on infinate loop.
Posted by: 29Victor at June 08, 2013 12:25 PM (ES9R7)
Posted by: PaleRider at June 08, 2013 12:25 PM (FYUWS)
Posted by: cap'n crunch at June 08, 2013 12:25 PM (uPEJO)
I recently joined the Minivan Mafia. My Expedition had 162,000 miles on it, and it started leaking transmission fluid again. I put it out to pasture and now drive a Honda Odyssey. It probably has more technology in it than the Apollo 11 did when we landed on the moon.
Posted by: Dystopian Future at June 08, 2013 12:25 PM (mjR67)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at June 08, 2013 12:26 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 08, 2013 12:27 PM (DPdf7)
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 08, 2013 12:27 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 08, 2013 12:28 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: "David Bowman" at June 08, 2013 12:28 PM (DncGb)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 08, 2013 12:28 PM (DPdf7)
Posted by: Secret Service at June 08, 2013 04:21 PM (gWHwW)
I know, right?
Posted by: NSA at June 08, 2013 12:28 PM (h+OzC)
http://scoamf.us/Bh
The guys in the agency have better stuff, BTW.
Much. Better. Stuff.
Posted by: PRISM at June 08, 2013 12:29 PM (jGsIV)
Posted by: Network 23 at June 08, 2013 12:29 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Zombie Hellen Keller at June 08, 2013 12:29 PM (wR+pz)
http://tinyurl.com/ljxcdvw
“If, as this document claims, the NSA has direct access to those servers – unfettered, unbroken access – the NSA can see anything anyone in the UK is doing without any safeguards or controls. It’s been shown that if people have unfettered access they have a propensity to go and look, they can’t help themselves and they will go and find things.”
-- James Blessing, CTO of ISP Keycom.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 08, 2013 12:30 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: Hank at June 08, 2013 12:30 PM (adMMf)
I have fully embraced my suburban housewife stereotype. The guys in the neighborhood all cheered when I drove it home the first time. It really is pretty cool.
Posted by: no good deed at June 08, 2013 12:30 PM (mjR67)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 08, 2013 12:30 PM (DPdf7)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2013 12:30 PM (iwHSQ)
Posted by: Chris M at June 08, 2013 12:31 PM (4lyMJ)
Are there really no patriots on the Democrat side? No whistleblowers? No true Americans? None? We are lost.
Posted by: LGoPs at June 08, 2013 12:33 PM (Zid/C)
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NSA's reading that too. At least the front and back of the envelopes. And if they're doing that, it's not much of a leap to reading the contents as well.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at June 08, 2013 12:33 PM (HDgX3)
Posted by: The Dude at June 08, 2013 04:18 PM (vJdyz)
I could log in using my face. Facial recognition was there from the start.
All technology can be used for nefarious purposes but not all technology has two or three cameras, facial recognition, a microphone and sits in your living room plugged in and connected to the Microsoft's NSA compromised servers 24/7.
Posted by: 29Victor at June 08, 2013 12:33 PM (ES9R7)
Hi Stedman Sloth! Bonjour,le Pichet Oreille ! Vous cabre pigeon-orteil caniche.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, radicalized Redneck Queen at June 08, 2013 12:33 PM (baL2B)
http://scoamf.us/Bh
The guys in the agency have better stuff, BTW.
Much. Better. Stuff.
Posted by: PRISM at June 08, 2013 04:29 PM (jGsIV)
Petreaus said they would hackany ARM device.
Posted by: Temper Tantrum at June 08, 2013 12:33 PM (AWmfW)
Posted by: rickl at June 08, 2013 12:34 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 08, 2013 12:34 PM (wR+pz)
More useless tech to dumb down the masses. I'm particularly amazed by the marketing of anaglyph 3d glasses, to be used with your HD 3D TV, as something new and exciting.
Welcome to 1852 again, my friends.
Posted by: Fritz at June 08, 2013 12:34 PM (G9Mmf)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2013 12:35 PM (iwHSQ)
Posted by: Beer Ninja at June 08, 2013 12:35 PM (2tXeA)
Maybe it was just a plot to make the USPS profitable.
Posted by: no good deed at June 08, 2013 12:35 PM (mjR67)
Posted by: rickl at June 08, 2013 12:35 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at June 08, 2013 12:35 PM (qyfb5)
So I guess the horde still drives old cars? I can not kill this BMW, knock on wood, 169,000 miles, but the damn cup holder breaks every fucking two years.
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 08, 2013 04:22 PM (wR+pz)
I bought mine brand new nearly 13 years ago and, dang it, I'm gonna get my money's worth. Actually, she's been pretty damned reliable. If it weren't for her 3.0l engine (also used in Camrys, etc) being prone to filling with sludge, I'd recommend getting one used. I'm getting to the mileage (~110k) where if that's going to happen to me, then it's right around the corner.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at June 08, 2013 12:36 PM (7xeJQ)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 08, 2013 12:36 PM (wR+pz)
Don't you feel sort of dirty after going over there?
Posted by: Billy Bob
Watching someone run thru their ideological castle and smack into the walls fascinates me. Always has.
How PRISM Really Works, and How Tech Companies Protect Innocent Users
Facts, not hyperbole
Charles Johnson
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 08, 2013 12:37 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 08, 2013 12:37 PM (DPdf7)
I recently joined the Minivan Mafia. My Expedition had 162,000 miles on it, and it started leaking transmission fluid again. I put it out to pasture and now drive a Honda Odyssey. It probably has more technology in it than the Apollo 11 did when we landed on the moon.
Posted by: Dystopian Future at June 08, 2013 04:25 PM (mjR67)
It probably has more computer power than all of NASA had when they landed on the moon.
Posted by: Temper Tantrum at June 08, 2013 12:38 PM (AWmfW)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 08, 2013 12:38 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at June 08, 2013 12:38 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: steevy at June 08, 2013 12:38 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse's television set in 2020 A.D. at June 08, 2013 12:40 PM (9+vDU)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 08, 2013 04:37 PM (kdS6q)
I wish there was a site that mirrored LGF so I could loom at the stupid without giving Chuck my traffic. I was banned three or four years ago and haven't been back.
Posted by: 29Victor at June 08, 2013 12:40 PM (ES9R7)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 08, 2013 04:36 PM (wR+pz)
Many of us live in the North, where we have paved roads.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 08, 2013 12:40 PM (z4m16)
I feel sorry for whoever is tracking me. They are probably also suicidal by now. pfft! Hope you are enjoying my own boring life! Waves to Stedman!
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, radicalized Redneck Queen at June 08, 2013 12:40 PM (baL2B)
NSA Analyst commits suicide over surveillance assignment
http://tinyurl.com/kprbdww
Posted by: rickl at June 08, 2013 04:35 PM (sdi6R)
WTFuckityF?! Why were they tracking this woman to being with?
But the note makes clear that it was boredom that killed Ogle, not principle. Ogle was assigned to track the records of Ima Mentor, a 63-year old elementary school teacher from Normal, Indiana. The full text of the note makes clear Ogle's motive:
Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 08, 2013 12:41 PM (X6akg)
The thing is, the generation that is coming up is already flashing their cooters on the net every chance they get.
Finally, some good news.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 08, 2013 12:42 PM (Z2Bkq)
Posted by: PaleRider at June 08, 2013 04:25 PM (FYUWS)
tin foil doesn't do shit, need a faraday cage
Posted by: The Dude at June 08, 2013 12:42 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 08, 2013 12:42 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: rickl at June 08, 2013 12:43 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: The Dude at June 08, 2013 04:42 PM (vJdyz)
Yup.
Not too complicated to build. Marketing them would be fun as hell too!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 08, 2013 12:43 PM (z4m16)
Posted by: tmitsss at June 08, 2013 04:34 PM (XjLzL)
you do know IBM is way older than 2001, right?
Posted by: The Dude at June 08, 2013 12:43 PM (vJdyz)
I am going to box and foil my cell phone. Tres busy.
Regarding the USPO: I read they photo backs and fronts of every item mailed. No wonder they are cranky-pants at the local PO. pfft
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, radicalized Redneck Queen at June 08, 2013 12:44 PM (baL2B)
It wasn't even a very good joke.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile at June 08, 2013 04:38 PM (qyfb5)
Well duh....I missed it too. Skipped right over her name.
Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 08, 2013 12:44 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 08, 2013 12:44 PM (z4m16)
But for some reason, every once in a while it will just come on. Not wanting any updates or anything like that.
It just comes on.
Weird.
Posted by: HH at June 08, 2013 12:45 PM (XXwdv)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, radicalized Redneck Queen at June 08, 2013 12:45 PM (baL2B)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 08, 2013 12:45 PM (wR+pz)
Beck said his family would be leaving cell phones in a box by the door
from now on.
BRB - stealing Beck's iPhone.
I'd say store them in a bathroom near the center of the house. Mass and the metal pipes attenuate the signal.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 08, 2013 12:46 PM (kdS6q)
63-year old elementary school teacher from Normal, Indiana.
There is no Normal in Indiana.
Normality is hard to come by, too.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking beer at June 08, 2013 12:46 PM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: The Mega Independent at June 08, 2013 12:46 PM (Lq5WC)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 08, 2013 12:47 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 08, 2013 12:47 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, radicalized Redneck Queen at June 08, 2013 04:45 PM (baL2B)
copper cage (or box), it blocks all signals.
Posted by: The Dude at June 08, 2013 12:47 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at June 08, 2013 12:47 PM (1hM1d)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at June 08, 2013 12:48 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 08, 2013 12:48 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: tmitsss at June 08, 2013 12:48 PM (XjLzL)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 08, 2013 12:48 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 08, 2013 12:48 PM (k5GBU)
Posted by: steevy at June 08, 2013 04:39 PM (9XBK2)
---------------------------------------
Kids in 1930's Germany, and then again in 1940-60's USSR were terrifying. Nowdays, the kids in present day USA are becoming terrifying.
Posted by: Dr. Soona at June 08, 2013 12:48 PM (eXrAx)
I wonder if microwave ovens are shielded enough to use to block incoming and outgoing signals?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Ooo - I like that better. Someone toss a phone in there and try to call it. Bet the results make Drudge. Hits galore!
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 08, 2013 12:49 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: rickl at June 08, 2013 12:49 PM (sdi6R)
The cell signal is so weak in my neighborhood it barely connects. My little town, in its infinite wisdom, decided not to take the huge fees that the cell tower company was offering in exchange for permission to put one tower on top of our water tank at the top of one of the hills.
The tank is invisible from the street.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 08, 2013 12:49 PM (z4m16)
copper cage (or box), it blocks all signals.
Posted by: The Dude at June 08, 2013 04:47 PM (vJdyz)
Merci! Don't have a copper box but will look into it. Dang, it would have been awful if Romney/Ryan were president/vp as I would have nothing to do!
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, radicalized Redneck Queen at June 08, 2013 12:49 PM (baL2B)
Mm, mmm, mm! Barack Hussein Obama.
He said that all must lend a hand
To make this country strong again.
Mmm, mmm, mm! Barack Hussein Obama!
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse's television set in 2020 A.D. at June 08, 2013 12:49 PM (9+vDU)
Posted by: The Mega Independent at June 08, 2013 04:46 PM (Lq5WC)
It's Xbox One, they're restarting the Xbox brand and it ties into their take on the convergence machine
Posted by: The Dude at June 08, 2013 12:50 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky
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The last time I looked into it, it was actually a scan (very high speed), and the character stuff is OCR'd. Except for the carrier, I do not believe that anyone ever looks at the address. In point of fact, except for sorting at the local P.O. for delivery, the ZIP code is unused. You've probably noticed the bar codes sprayed on. Handling for flats/packages is different, last I paid attention.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 08, 2013 12:50 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at June 08, 2013 12:50 PM (1hM1d)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 08, 2013 12:50 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: phoenixgirl@phxazgrl..back home at June 08, 2013 12:50 PM (8JJ6O)
@214
I hadn't been in a while, heard that he was banning anyone who disagreed with him and went to test it out. Sure enough, I questioned his sanity one time and out came the banhammer. Deleted my post too if I recall. I think at one time I heard that he was doing purges, deleting old comments of people he banned.
Posted by: 29Victor at June 08, 2013 12:50 PM (ES9R7)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking beer at June 08, 2013 12:50 PM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: Mindy mostly lurks at June 08, 2013 12:51 PM (mhs92)
When you enter Bartertown, they put a big steel cage on your head, full of ferrets and weasels. If you can bite off all of their heads and survive, they'll take you off of the watch list.
Posted by: Fritz at June 08, 2013 12:51 PM (G9Mmf)
But if we fail, then the whole world, including the United States, including all that we have known and cared for, will sink into the abyss of a new dark age made more sinister, and perhaps more protracted, by the lights of perverted science. Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves, that if the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say, This was their finest hour.
A new dark age made more sinister by the lights of perverted science.
Yeah, that's what were looking at.
Posted by: WalrusRex at June 08, 2013 12:52 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: The Dude at June 08, 2013 12:52 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: ken anthony at June 08, 2013 12:52 PM (7Vdvb)
Do _not_ talk about my father.
Posted by: PRISM at June 08, 2013 12:53 PM (jGsIV)
Someone keeps posting on this blog and it is not me! Identity theft! I am not responsible for whatever this person says on this blog! I love the current administration and think you are doing a great job! I only wish I could vacation with you in Martha's Vineyard for two months.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, radicalized Redneck Queen at June 08, 2013 12:53 PM (baL2B)
US government invokes special privilege to stop scrutiny of data mining
Officials use little-known 'military and state secrets privilege' as civil liberties lawyers try to hold administration to account
http://tinyurl.com/p3vje4w
Time to impeach this usurper.
Posted by: Hunker down and L.I.B. at June 08, 2013 12:53 PM (Cs2tJ)
Are old cars good because there is no tracking devices? Yay!
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, radicalized Redneck Queen at June 08, 2013 04:44 PM (baL2B)
I'm far more concerned about the additional complexity of modern cars as well as the replacement/"enhancement" of key systems in order to squeeze out another fraction of an MPG to comply with arbitrary CAFE standards. Take, for example, hydraulic power steering systems that are replaced with electric versions which render steering IMPOSSIBLE (rather than arduous) should the system fail. Crap like that bugs me.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at June 08, 2013 12:55 PM (7xeJQ)
The same phone placed next to the oven receives calls.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 08, 2013 12:55 PM (z4m16)
Posted by: Guido at June 08, 2013 12:55 PM (8I9hB)
they lost me...
fuck the electronics and IT companies they want to suck donkey dick they can do it without my moneyflow
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at June 08, 2013 12:55 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at June 08, 2013 12:56 PM (1hM1d)
@239 see @227
Posted by: Billy Bob
Response went up while I was composing.
Boy, that NSA "read what they're typing tech" would have come in pretty handy right about then.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 08, 2013 12:56 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 08, 2013 12:56 PM (V1ZIU)
226
One console to rule us all, One console to find us. One more NSA access point. One big finger at 360 owners, used game sales/sharing & indie developers.
Posted by: 29Victor at June 08, 2013 12:56 PM (ES9R7)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 08, 2013 12:57 PM (DPdf7)
I had a series of posts hjere on the danger from EMP burst facts and myths...
basically you can even use a garbage bag but a Faraday cage prvents electronics and radiation waves from interacting with your gear
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at June 08, 2013 12:57 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Guido at June 08, 2013 12:57 PM (8I9hB)
Posted by: The Dude at June 08, 2013 04:52 PM (vJdyz)
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That's a drone strike, buddy.
Posted by: NSA at June 08, 2013 12:57 PM (eXrAx)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 08, 2013 12:57 PM (V1ZIU)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 08, 2013 12:58 PM (wR+pz)
"However, about once a week some character spots the fact that HAL is one letter ahead of IBM, and promptly assumes Stanley and I were taking a crack at that estimable institution." pg 78.
Other names that were used for Discovery's computer included Socrates and Athena. Ibid.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 08, 2013 12:59 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: rickl at June 08, 2013 01:00 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Thorisin at June 08, 2013 01:00 PM (jxir/)
My Driod 2 global, old is good, rings like hell in my microwave.
Posted by: Billy Bob
Hmmm.... maybe the microwave has to on for it to block the signal.
Try 100% power and give it a whirl.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 08, 2013 01:00 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 08, 2013 04:58 PM (wR+pz)
Very weak.
I am surprised that it doesn't work however. Microwave radiation isn't that far from radio waves on the spectrum.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 08, 2013 01:00 PM (z4m16)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 08, 2013 05:00 PM (kdS6q)
Good point.
Be right back....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 08, 2013 01:01 PM (z4m16)
Posted by: Hunker down and L.I.B. at June 08, 2013 01:01 PM (Cs2tJ)
Posted by: T. at June 08, 2013 01:01 PM (DncGb)
Posted by: Mindy mostly lurks at June 08, 2013 01:01 PM (mhs92)
My Daddy, WWII Marine, also only bought American cars and flipped out over our Toyotas. I miss him every day, the King of Duct Tape. He would probably agree with your assessment of cars today (which is over my head, honey). Oh, and yes...you can easily see why I am the Redneck Queen.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, radicalized Redneck Queen at June 08, 2013 01:01 PM (baL2B)
274 So what you're saying is...we all need to build a giant microwave oven and live inside of it?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 08, 2013 04:57 PM (V1ZIU)
But my tinfoil hat would catch fire!!!! Nice try NSA! You'll never get my hat!
Posted by: 29Victor at June 08, 2013 01:01 PM (ES9R7)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at June 08, 2013 01:01 PM (n8LUb)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 08, 2013 01:02 PM (wR+pz)
So you walk inside of it with some hamburger meat and hot dogs, and then someone in the NSA says "Push the button Frank".
Yikes...
Posted by: HH at June 08, 2013 01:02 PM (XXwdv)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at June 08, 2013 01:02 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: chaz at June 08, 2013 01:02 PM (sSNkG)
Judging by the couch potatoes at Walmart, I'd say let them watch 300 lb fat guys in their shorts watching football while they much Cheetohs and scratch their nuts
Those NSA guys will be BEGGING for other assignments after 1 night
Posted by: kbdabear at June 08, 2013 01:02 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: willow at June 08, 2013 01:02 PM (nqBYe)
The 22nd Amendment is for losers, DAve. Sorry, NDH. You should know that; it was in your mandatory New York Times assigned reading last week, NDH.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse's television set in 2020 A.D. at June 08, 2013 01:04 PM (9+vDU)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 08, 2013 04:53 PM (wR+pz)
See #262
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 08, 2013 04:57 PM (z4m16)
This is starting to feel like a "Choose Your Own Adventure" book.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at June 08, 2013 01:04 PM (7xeJQ)
Posted by: chaz at June 08, 2013 05:02 PM (sSNkG)
A healthy dose of paranoia is good when looking through a night vision scope in the wee hours. Keeps one alert.
Posted by: Hunker down and L.I.B. at June 08, 2013 01:05 PM (Cs2tJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 08, 2013 01:05 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 08, 2013 01:06 PM (DPdf7)
Posted by: Guido at June 08, 2013 01:06 PM (8I9hB)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 08, 2013 01:06 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: willow at June 08, 2013 01:06 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 08, 2013 01:07 PM (TCGmg)
The convenience of wired connectivity has a downside just like all advanced technology does.
Using 1/4" mesh hardware cloth under your drywall helps.
Posted by: Weimar Republican at June 08, 2013 01:08 PM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 08, 2013 01:08 PM (DPdf7)
Posted by: The voice on the phone at June 08, 2013 01:08 PM (Dc/7h)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 08, 2013 01:09 PM (DPdf7)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at June 08, 2013 01:09 PM (qyfb5)
It's one thing to think you might be spied on, it's another thing to have it published in an accredited international news paper.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 08, 2013 01:10 PM (k5GBU)
Posted by: T. at June 08, 2013 05:01 PM (DncGb)
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I can be summed up thusly: My freedom from the prying eyes and ears of government. Which is in it's essence, well, my freedom. It's not for sale for any amount of security from muzzies.
There's other ways of dealing with the muzzie threat. All we have to do is tear down the walls of political correctness.
Posted by: NSA at June 08, 2013 01:11 PM (eXrAx)
Citizen, you let your OnStar account lapse. That is not permitted.
Posted by: The voice on the phone at June 08, 2013 01:11 PM (Dc/7h)
Judging by the couch potatoes at Walmart, I'd say let them watch 300 lb fat guys in their shorts watching football while they much Cheetohs and scratch their nuts
Posted by: kbdabear at June 08, 2013 05:02 PM (mCvL4)
So I see you're already here. Touchè Mr. Prism, touchè.
Posted by: 29Victor at June 08, 2013 01:12 PM (ES9R7)
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 08, 2013 01:12 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 08, 2013 01:12 PM (DPdf7)
Posted by: NY Slime Editors at June 08, 2013 01:12 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at June 08, 2013 01:12 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2013 01:13 PM (iwHSQ)
Posted by: lincolntf at June 08, 2013 01:13 PM (mrt9U)
Posted by: Mindy mostly lurks at June 08, 2013 04:51 PM (mhs92)
Hey, Mindy, how are you doing. Everything good in the hood?
Posted by: Nash Rambler at June 08, 2013 01:13 PM (h+OzC)
Posted by: The voice on the phone at June 08, 2013 01:14 PM (Dc/7h)
It was also bullshit hype. You know, the sort that flows like water at video game press events?
The actual demo is pretty crude and requires a lot of inference based on the flush of your cheeks changing over time and educated guesses about your specific reactions against a generic model. You have to engage in a fair level of exertion for the system to detect any change, so it's barely useful in an exercise app, never mind casual observation.
Eye tracking? Again, overhyped bullshit. At living room distances the 2nd gen Kinect simply doesn't have the resolution to do better than make educated guesses about which way your head is facing.
The 2nd gen Kinect is a big improvement but much as Microsoft oversold the previous one, they went overboard in making claims for this. Stuff that a toddler can do is still immensely hard to match with a computer.
Is there potential for abuse here? Sure, but it's far more mundane and less fanciful than the hysteria crap floating around the net currently.
Posted by: epobirs at June 08, 2013 01:15 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 08, 2013 01:15 PM (wR+pz)
I have seen ads from CNN that one of my countries great ultra left wing CBC talk show hosts is coming to the USA.
I offer my sincere apologies for this idiot in advance. Your just gonna love him, he makes Piers look like a right wing radical.
Posted by: PRISM knows all at June 08, 2013 01:16 PM (VPiZq)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2013 01:16 PM (iwHSQ)
So you got your dick sucked?
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 08, 2013 05:15 PM (wR+pz)
Not yet....but I can be there in five minutes!
Posted by: Andi Sullivan at June 08, 2013 01:17 PM (z4m16)
Posted by: Barney at June 08, 2013 01:18 PM (wR+pz)
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/selection-du-weekend-39-17.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 08, 2013 01:18 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: Mindy mostly lurks at June 08, 2013 01:18 PM (mhs92)
Posted by: BORG at June 08, 2013 01:18 PM (Cs2tJ)
Posted by: Richard Steel at June 08, 2013 01:18 PM (ESbvS)
That is because your kids know the difference between themselves and their phones. What you're tracking is where their phones go. Are you even sure those are their only phones and they don't automatically forward calls from you to their real phones?
I already know of one case where a boring kid made money by carrying around a bunch of his classmates phones to places like the library while the phone owners went places less acceptable to their parents.
Posted by: epobirs at June 08, 2013 01:20 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at June 08, 2013 01:20 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: lincolntf at June 08, 2013 05:13 PM (mrt9U)
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You will not drive when you leave after your alcohol intake. A good citizen has been called to watch your car and make sure you don't.
Posted by: PRISM at June 08, 2013 01:20 PM (eXrAx)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 08, 2013 01:21 PM (DPdf7)
In the Jetsons...there were those 'masks' that you could put on, to look your best for the video phones.
I want those!
If we're going to be spied on, we should at least have the Jetsons Masks.
Posted by: wheatie at June 08, 2013 01:22 PM (ZiafE)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 08, 2013 01:23 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: Molly k. at June 08, 2013 01:25 PM (WgeYS)
Posted by: epobirs at June 08, 2013 05:15 PM (kcfmt)
hmmmm who should I believe? The people who built the thing or you?
My current Kinect can tell if I'm facing it so I'm not sure why the Kinect 2 wouldn't be able to.
As for the "potential," yeah....that's what I said originally. So we agree?
Posted by: 29Victor at June 08, 2013 01:25 PM (ES9R7)
Posted by: lincolntf at June 08, 2013 01:26 PM (mrt9U)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 08, 2013 01:28 PM (TCGmg)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 08, 2013 01:29 PM (9+vDU)
Posted by: Mindy mostly lurks at June 08, 2013 05:18 PM (mhs92)
Has it been a year already since the last one or was it last fall? I really lose track of time. Nice that you could get together with the others.
Posted by: Nash Rambler at June 08, 2013 01:29 PM (h+OzC)
Posted by: Waterhouse at June 08, 2013 01:31 PM (SidWf)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at June 08, 2013 01:31 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: franksalterego at June 08, 2013 01:32 PM (omVzF)
NEW STORY: Boundless Informant: NSA's secret tool to track global surveillance data, including for US collection http://t.co/smp0XHte42
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 08, 2013 05:21 PM (DPdf7)
**************
Not to worry. Prism is keeping an eye on Boundless Informant.
Posted by: 29Victor at June 08, 2013 01:32 PM (ES9R7)
348 You want to look like Jane Jetson?
No...I would assume we'd get to personalize our own mask.
Not that Jane Jetson looks bad, but I don't like her helmet hair.
Posted by: wheatie at June 08, 2013 01:33 PM (ZiafE)
No console maker has control over that. The only factor that matters is whether PC games, specifically those that would never see a console release, sell enough to make money or not. Microsoft has sold a fair number of games it didn't see as fitting the console market. (I always thought the artificial separation was a mistake. The original Xbox could have had a huge library of ports from the PC market if they'd tried to leverage that as well as offer traditional console fare. The original Xbox had empty pads on the motherboard to have 128 MB, which would have helped for porting PC fare and giving the platform a leg up for all purposes but it was deemed too expensive when the time came to freeze the spec.)
Posted by: epobirs at June 08, 2013 01:34 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2013 01:34 PM (iwHSQ)
Posted by: notropis at June 08, 2013 01:34 PM (MFlIP)
Posted by: Mindy mostly lurks at June 08, 2013 01:35 PM (mhs92)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 08, 2013 01:36 PM (9+vDU)
Posted by: Joe Biden, Idiot Savant or just Idiot? at June 08, 2013 01:37 PM (jz0+s)
Posted by: Soona at June 08, 2013 01:37 PM (eXrAx)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 08, 2013 01:37 PM (DPdf7)
Posted by: Piercello at June 08, 2013 01:38 PM (E/6f0)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 08, 2013 05:29 PM (9+vDU)
Strombolopolois (sp?)
Posted by: PRISM knows all at June 08, 2013 01:38 PM (VPiZq)
Look at reality. The existing Kinect didn't fulfill but a fraction of the claimed capability. What makes you think they're going to have any less hype this time around, relative to what the device actually delivers? And keep in mind the people making the sales pitch aren't the people who created it. That would be the case only at the smallest startups.
It's like expecting beer companies to drop the advertising tactic "if you drink our beer this attractive woman or one like her will want to have sex with you." Men keep falling for it, so why change?
Posted by: epobirs at June 08, 2013 01:40 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at June 08, 2013 01:40 PM (qyfb5)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/c9h78fn
But now there is an article on The Atlantic Wire about how there are going to be some investigations into who it is that is leaking all of this sensitive security stuff.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/lhn2z5a
So apparently Obama's police state leaks live a sieve and apparently there isn't anything he can do about it.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 08, 2013 01:41 PM (k5GBU)
Posted by: Mindy mostly lurks at June 08, 2013 01:42 PM (mhs92)
Posted by: T. at June 08, 2013 01:45 PM (DncGb)
Posted by: Mindy mostly lurks at June 08, 2013 05:35 PM (mhs92)
It's probably more of a problem if you're in PW's contact list. We should probably save a seat at the next meet up for a DOJ/IRS/NSA rep.
Posted by: Nash Rambler at June 08, 2013 01:46 PM (h+OzC)
Yes, they are. When they perpetuate nonsensical stories instead of dealing in the realistic it just makes them look like fools to be ignored. There is plenty of abuse potential in technology that has existed for decades so long as a government agency has the funding and the free rein.
Who is more readily dismissed? Someone curious about an aircraft he couldn't identify that seemed to have unusual properties or somebody who has immediately added in an assumption about the extraterrestrial origin of the pilots and their intents?
Posted by: epobirs at June 08, 2013 01:52 PM (kcfmt)
He brags about how it's all foreign intelligence gathering, all legal, all approved by congress apparently not yet aware that the latest guardian article is about how much foreign intelligence is being hoovered up. All those other countries won't be real happy to see how much spying is being done in their countries, and especially unhappy to see it made public in the news media.
ps. Why was the Slate article 'way back in February about something called 'ragtime' nothing of note, no media hysteria, unlike the current reveal about PRISM?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 08, 2013 01:56 PM (k5GBU)
Hey! Would a copper cooking pot with a copper lid function as a faraday cage?
It would sit tastefully and unobtrusively in my kitchen.
Posted by: Miss Marple at June 08, 2013 02:07 PM (GoIUi)
Everyone asks how bad does it have to get before we start fighting back. Well. Here's the line. This is the place, this is the fight.
Man up or shut up.
Posted by: tangonine at June 08, 2013 02:24 PM (x3YFz)
Make it personal, get in the fight.
Everything is at stake and history is going to look back on what we did, here and now.
Man up.
Posted by: tangonine at June 08, 2013 02:28 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Cobalt Shiva at June 08, 2013 02:28 PM (OY/SZ)
Posted by: tangonine at June 08, 2013 02:34 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at June 08, 2013 02:37 PM (lAkyK)
Posted by: Golfman In NC at June 08, 2013 02:39 PM (vORde)
Posted by: dustydog at June 08, 2013 02:40 PM (K550W)
Hey! Would a copper cooking pot with a copper lid function as a faraday cage?
It would sit tastefully and unobtrusively in my kitchen.
Posted by: Miss Marple at June 08, 2013 06:07 PM (GoIUi)
Perhaps, but only for anything inside it.
Posted by: steveegg at June 08, 2013 02:47 PM (o44nj)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 08, 2013 03:05 PM (DPdf7)
In CA they wanted to mandate "smart" utility meters on all new houses. The meters will be controlled by the state! "But only in an emergency." Yeah right. Luckily, it was defeated, but they won't stop trying.
Posted by: PJ at June 08, 2013 03:35 PM (ZWaLo)
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at June 08, 2013 03:54 PM (TPimP)
Posted by: SunSword at June 08, 2013 04:08 PM (cVtEO)
Posted by: Thunderb at June 08, 2013 03:54 PM (nH8jP)
Hate to say it, but it seems that Christians who live in muslim-majority areas seem to be at risk of getting infected with the same kind of crazy as the muzz.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 08, 2013 04:17 PM (fNpC1)
Make it personal, get in the fight.
Everything is at stake and history is going to look back on what we did, here and now.
Man up.
Posted by: tangonine at June 08, 2013 06:28 PM (x3YFz)
Mike Hammer, a few weeks ago, instructed us to write real letters to Congress. Not emails. Demand a non-form letter to answers. I think you can fax the letters vs snail mail. As they already know me (hi! Stedman!) I am going to list, scandal by scandal, my questions. I do wonder, however, if a moron much smarter than me should write a letter for this dumb blond to copy and insert my own stuff? If any of you come up with this letter of outrage, please post over and over again a link. Thank you.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, radicalized Redneck Queen at June 08, 2013 04:25 PM (baL2B)
I wish there was a site that mirrored LGF so I could loom at the stupid without giving Chuck my traffic. I was banned three or four years ago and haven't been back.
Posted by: 29Victor at June 08, 2013 04:40 PM (ES9R7)
Go to the Diary of Daedalus for a recap of all the crazy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 08, 2013 04:36 PM (fNpC1)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 08, 2013 04:40 PM (z4m16)
Enjoy that pavement while you can. As the blue States go broke, road maintenance will be one of the first services to be cut.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 08, 2013 04:38 PM (fNpC1)
Posted by: Your NSA, uh, Verizon representative at June 08, 2013 07:02 PM (fVsoS)
I have asked Barky to put a waiver on collection of information on my Butt Boy's personal i-phones, camera enabled devices and Xbox devices. I would not want any of my pictures to leaked to the public.
Further, anybody who leaks any information about my Husban's activities will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. This only applies to pubs or other reporters who seek to leak unfavorable information about Barky and I.
We must have a dishonest discussion of the trade-offs of American's personal privacy and the need to keep Barky and I employed. I cannot answer any more questions. Good day.
Posted by: Barney F. at June 08, 2013 09:09 PM (m5Tr1)
That show got a LOT of predictions right!
Posted by: demasque at June 09, 2013 02:11 AM (9gPSK)
Posted by: demasque at June 09, 2013 02:25 AM (9gPSK)
Posted by: Rex the Wonder God at June 09, 2013 06:32 AM (21TJo)
For there is nothing covered, that shall not be revealed; neither hid, that shall not be known.
3 Therefore whatsoever ye have spoken in darkness shall be heard in the light; and that which ye have spoken in the ear in closets shall be proclaimed upon the housetops.
Posted by: spudmom at June 09, 2013 06:55 AM (LVjoC)
Posted by: gekkobear at June 09, 2013 07:02 PM (nYHRn)
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