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January 21, 2013

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— Gabriel Malor

Happy Monday.

USA Today is dropping Gallup as its pollster after several notably inaccurate years of results.

Sen. Rubio is rallying votes for his immigration reform plan.

It's nice to know that even if I beat a guy, threaten to kill him, commit legal misconduct, go to jail, and get disbarred, I can always be a Democratic state legislator.

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1 First?

Posted by: Icedog at January 21, 2013 02:47 AM (9ScGj)

2 Ginger or Mary Ann?

Posted by: Icedog at January 21, 2013 02:49 AM (9ScGj)

3

Ginger.

Mrs. Brady or Mrs. Partridge?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 21, 2013 02:49 AM (zF6Iw)

4 Good Morning Morons. Today is Monday, January 21, 2013. On this day in 1793 the French King Louis XVI lost his head for Â“treasonÂ”. And on this day in 1977 Carter pardoned all the draft evaders who skipped the country. Now I ask, who was really guilty of treason?

Posted by: Vic at January 21, 2013 02:50 AM (53z96)

5 And speaking of treasonous shitweasels, Obama to focus on killing the Constitution and bringing in more illegals.

http://is.gd/IdP5Rj

Posted by: Vic at January 21, 2013 02:50 AM (53z96)

6 Mrs. Partridge

Posted by: billygoat at January 21, 2013 02:50 AM (BbS5+)

7 Insurance premiums to rise some more this years. Mine have already gone up 70% since Obamacare passed. Just so crying Boner could go home for Christmas and get a worthless vote.

http://is.gd/KVWqoV

Posted by: Vic at January 21, 2013 02:51 AM (53z96)

8 Hell, you can be an impeached and disbarred former federal judge and still get elected to Congress if you're a Democrat. (Alcee Hastings)

Posted by: Steven Den Beste at January 21, 2013 02:51 AM (+rSRq)

9 People collecting SSDI reaches record high. And you wonder why SS is going broke.

http://is.gd/jEmYwd

Posted by: Vic at January 21, 2013 02:51 AM (53z96)

10 Obama Aid: We need more Republicans in congress seeking Â“compromiseÂ”. And what is compromise to a Democrat? My way or the highway. But I am sure crying Boner will make another deal.

http://is.gd/URcQfv

Posted by: Vic at January 21, 2013 02:51 AM (53z96)

11 Another top general ousted by the treasonous Obamanites.

http://is.gd/kabD8T

Posted by: Vic at January 21, 2013 02:51 AM (53z96)

12 NYC bus company have lodged a complaint with the NLRB. Do they think they will get a fair ruling from the Obamanite union thugs on the board?

http://is.gd/EAvF2f

Posted by: Vic at January 21, 2013 02:52 AM (53z96)

13 Tell me again why political meetings at black churches are excused for tax purposes.

http://is.gd/RjKSOx

Posted by: Vic at January 21, 2013 02:52 AM (53z96)

14 Land Deal Reid shows how they Â“negotiateÂ”. We will pass a budget, but only to raise taxes.

http://is.gd/zY4Cln

Posted by: Vic at January 21, 2013 02:52 AM (53z96)

15 Mrs. Brady....as long as Marsha can join in.

Posted by: Icedog at January 21, 2013 02:52 AM (9ScGj)

16 The Daily Deals

Male adults are SOL again

http://is.gd/XRczUm

Posted by: Vic at January 21, 2013 02:52 AM (53z96)

17 Wonderful immigration reform. Next up the GOP will sign onto "responsible" gun regulation/reform. The GOP - being compromised is our business and business is good.

Posted by: General Woundwort at January 21, 2013 02:52 AM (RrD4h)

18 The Daily Kitteh

http://is.gd/DzlH4p

And thatÂ’s it for Monday, January 21, 2013. Not much out there. Everything is inauguration and MLK day.

Posted by: Vic at January 21, 2013 02:52 AM (53z96)

19 Sen. Rubio is rallying votes for his immigration reform plan.

You mean he is drumming up Amnesty Round - III so we can 30M more instant Dem voters and FSA patrons.

Piss on Rubio, he has blown any chance of support from me in 2016.

Posted by: Vic at January 21, 2013 02:54 AM (53z96)

20 Jeannie or Samantha Stephens?...(Elizabeth Montgomery)

Posted by: billygoat at January 21, 2013 02:54 AM (BbS5+)

21 Armed with heavy machine guns, rocket launchers, missiles and grenades, the militants singled out foreign workers at the plant, killing some of them on the spot and attaching explosive belts to others.

http://t.co/orCokUg2

*shudder* I'd rather be killed on the spot, thanks.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at January 21, 2013 02:54 AM (hO8IJ)

22 And the Hill is FOS just like always. There are no "conservatives" supporting this crap. And the Hill has no idea what a conservative is.

Posted by: Vic at January 21, 2013 02:55 AM (53z96)

23 DAY 76 1,384 to go Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, McCain's, MIRV's, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, miscreants, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2013 02:57 AM (XkWWK)

24 The GOP - being compromised is our business and business is good.

Posted by: General Woundwort at January 21, 2013 06:52 AM (RrD4h)

Its from The Hill, you must take it with a ton of salt.

Posted by: Vic at January 21, 2013 02:57 AM (53z96)

25 Jeannie,although that is a tough choice.

Posted by: Vae Victus at January 21, 2013 02:58 AM (cpMdE)

26 Scroll down to the photo of Mooch pretending to paint something.
http://is.gd/0a5idq

Look at what she's fucking wearing. For fuck's sake, they couldn't find anyone who's ever painted anything before to help them stage the photo?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at January 21, 2013 02:59 AM (hO8IJ)

27 Posted by: HeatherRadishÂ™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at January 21, 2013 06:59 AM (hO8IJ)

Please no, I haven't had breakfast yet.

Posted by: Vic at January 21, 2013 03:00 AM (53z96)

28 Good morning.

Feels like I kicked the flu w/o antibiotics. So it can be done, but those first 2 days are a living hell.

Posted by: sTevo at January 21, 2013 03:00 AM (VMcEw)

29 Mary Ann. Gotta go with the big eyed farm girl with the sweet smile. Besides, wasn't she from Kansas? Jeanne. No contest. She knew how to properly address her man.

Posted by: teej at January 21, 2013 03:00 AM (t9e6Q)

30 26 Scroll down to the photo of Mooch pretending to paint something.
http://is.gd/0a5idq

...love the glove.

Posted by: billygoat at January 21, 2013 03:00 AM (BbS5+)

Jeannie.

Morticia or Lily?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 21, 2013 03:00 AM (zF6Iw)

32 Yiddish Word of the Day: "Rebitsin" - (reb-BIT-sin) Literally, the rabbi's wife, (often sarcastically applied to a woman who gives herself airs, or acts excessively pious) ; pompous woman.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2013 03:01 AM (XkWWK)

33 31 Morticia, for sure. Cara mia, you spoke French!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2013 03:02 AM (XkWWK)

34 ...Morticia.

Posted by: billygoat at January 21, 2013 03:02 AM (BbS5+)

OK, Â‘rons and Â‘ronettes, here we go (and my choice is Morticia, as youÂ’ll see).

Thanks for the morning briefing, Gabe and Vic. Since weÂ’re cursed with the SCOAMF, Worfette and their brood infesting the White House for the next four years, why donÂ’t we turn our attention to the occupants of an altogether different house?

Last week, I told you a story about possibly the most famous house in the history of the movies next to the brooding Gothic manse that rises high above the shabby Bates Motel in Psycho Â– the crumbling, overgrown, impossibly extravagant Spanish Revival style home of silent screen star Norma Desmond at 10086 Sunset Boulevard.

Now, letÂ’s move to the smaller screen of television to a house that, unlike its oft-twinned partner at 1313 Mockingbird Lane, once really existed: the home of Gomez and Morticia Addams at 0001 Cemetery Lane. In other words, the Addams Family house.

The house, a Second Emipre style manse, was built in 1888 for a man named Henry Newhall. Although its real address was 21 Chester Place, because of its location in the West Adams district just south of downtown LA, the city directory initially gave it the fortuitous address of 747 West Adams Street (and not Adams Boulevard, as reported in the otherwise marvelous The Addams Chronicles).

By 1906, the house had been bought by Edward and Estelle Doheny, oil millionaires who were buying up all lots in the immediate vicinity in order to protect their privacy. Once it was bought, the house was gated off and, like two other houses across the street, rented out. In 1958, Estelle DohenyÂ’s will left the Chester Place house and surrounding land to Mount St. MaryÂ’s College, and, as part of a complex that included student and teacher housing, that was where Filmways Productions (an MGM subsidiary) found it.

The house was used as a backdrop during the 1964 pilot episode The Addams Family Goes To School, and can be seen in back of Gomez during the opening credits of each subsequent episode, as he merrily sharpens the iron spikes topping the railings enclosing the house. But because the house didnÂ’t have quite the Â“Addams FamilyÂ” look Filmways wanted, they made some alterations.

Watch the pilot and the episode introductions. YouÂ’ll see the front of the house, with its porch-cochÃ¨re, and first and second stories, but no higher. WhereÂ’s the tower where Uncle Fester hides in his closet and Pugsley plays with gunpowder? Well, they didnÂ’t really exist. 21 Chester was a two-story and attic house; Filmways simply blew up a production shot to larger dimensions for artist Louis McMannus to create a matte portrait of the house, adding a tower, high gingerbread-shingle roofs and even a bent TV antenna, as well as aging the house a bit to give it a more appropriate appearance.*

But unlike Sunset Boulevard, the interior of the Chester Place house wasnÂ’t copied for The Addams Family, the interior and its decorations being designed by set decorator Ruby Leavitt, a veteran who also had Pillow Talk, The Sound of Music and Chinatown to her credit.

After the end of AddamsÂ’ second season, it hadnÂ’t been decided whether the show was to be renewed, so the house set was locked down until further notice, with no one being allowed access. When the word came down that the show was canceled, the set was opened. . .only to find that, during some point in the lockdown, it had been broken into and nearly all of the wonderful props Â– FesterÂ’s bed of nails, GomezÂ’s suit of armor, MorticiaÂ’s wicker chair, the swordfish with the leg of Cousin Ferook sticking out of the mouth Â– had been stolen!

Then, at some point between 1968 and 1972, the Chester Place house was demolished, and where students at the Frederick Douglass Academy now run track and field events once stood that creepy, kooky and altogether ooky house which will forever be known as The Addams Family House.

I hope you all have a wonderful day. And, just to bore you to tears a teeny but more Â– why not check out my book, The DirectorÂ’s Cut: A Theda Bara Mystery, available on Kindle and at the Amazon and Barnes and Noble websites?

*Trivia Â– the porte-cochÃ¨re of the Addams House is also seen in an exterior shot used for the 1964 movie Seven Days in May.

More trivia - if you go about five blocks east of the Addams House location heading towards the Harbor Freeway, youÂ’ll come to 649 West Adams Boulevard; once the home of Theda Bara, and, later, Roscoe Â“FattyÂ” Arbuckle.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 21, 2013 03:02 AM (zF6Iw)

36 ...but Yvonne DeCarlo was pretty teh hawt in her heyday!

Posted by: billygoat at January 21, 2013 03:03 AM (BbS5+)

37 Morticia or Lily?....that's a hard one, but then again, I've always had a weakness for evil raven-haired women.

Posted by: Icedog at January 21, 2013 03:03 AM (9ScGj)

Look at what she's fucking wearing. For fuck's sake, they couldn't find anyone who's ever painted anything before to help them stage the photo?

Gawd she's fugly. Think I'm getting the crud. Swollen lymphnode. I hate Mondays.

Posted by: Infidel at January 21, 2013 03:04 AM (bzOLE)

39 Billy Jo, Bobby Jo or Betty Jo. Actually, which Billy Jo? I'll take Gunilla Hutton please.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2013 03:04 AM (XkWWK)

40 Piss on Rubio, he has blown any chance of support from me in 2016. I have always thought he was a worthless POS like Christie; but what do I know?

Posted by: somejoe at January 21, 2013 03:05 AM (SSWdi)

41 YeVonne De Carlo. But better in McKlintock. Best in The Ten Commandments.

Posted by: teej at January 21, 2013 03:05 AM (t9e6Q)

42 Actually, which Billy Jo? I'll take Gunilla Hutton please.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2013 07:04 AM (XkWWK)

You'll have to fight zombie Nat King Cole.

Posted by: Vic at January 21, 2013 03:08 AM (53z96)

43 I had an Adams' Family model set when I was a kid. Came with the family car and grandpa's coffin dragster. That kit - unassembled - goes for around a grand or more now.

Posted by: Icedog at January 21, 2013 03:10 AM (9ScGj)

44 Billie Jo and Bobby Jo. Betty Jo as serving wench bringing drinks and snacks during the festivities. After all, we are dreaming.

Posted by: teej at January 21, 2013 03:12 AM (OqOKd)

45 #43 Doesn't it kill you when you see toys you KNOW your mother threw out that are worth thousands. Last night on eBay a Marx tin litho doll house sold for over a thousand dollars.

Of course, that one was the very rarest - the one with the BOMB SHELTER, made in 1962 right after the Cuban Missile Crisis.

And people wonder why so many Boomers never planned for the future. LOL!

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 21, 2013 03:14 AM (GoIUi)

46 also today:

1954 Â– The first nuclear-powered submarine, the USS Nautilus, is launched in Groton, Connecticut by Mamie Eisenhower, the First Lady of the United States.

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 21, 2013 03:14 AM (8sCoq)

47 PolitiFact reporting, "Obama kept 45% of his 2008 campaign promises". _____ place snark here ________

Posted by: Icedog at January 21, 2013 03:16 AM (9ScGj)

48 Catwoman: Julie Newmar, Eartha Kitt or Lee Merriwether?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2013 03:17 AM (XkWWK)

49 "It's nice to know that even if I beat a guy, threaten to kill him, commit legal misconduct, go to jail, and get disbarred, I can always be a Democratic state legislator." And still be able to brandish an AK in public!

Posted by: Major Noogles at January 21, 2013 03:17 AM (Id+yE)

Yvonne De Carlo in Salome, Where She Danced:

http://tinyurl.com/a43fju2

Carolyn Jones:

http://tinyurl.com/a36h6bu

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 21, 2013 03:17 AM (zF6Iw)

51 Icedog - that's The Munsters.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 21, 2013 03:18 AM (zF6Iw)

52 Which Pussycat from "Josie and the Pussycats?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2013 03:18 AM (XkWWK)

also today:

1954 Â– The first nuclear-powered submarine, the USS Nautilus, is launched in Groton, Connecticut by Mamie Eisenhower, the First Lady of the United States.

With special emphasis, on this day of all days, on the word "lady."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 21, 2013 03:19 AM (zF6Iw)

54 37 Morticia or Lily?....that's a hard one, but then again, I've always had a weakness for evil raven-haired women. Posted by: Icedog at January 21, 2013 07:03 AM (9ScGj) Alexandra, from "Josie and the Pussycats."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2013 03:19 AM (XkWWK)

55 48 Catwoman: Julie Newmar, Eartha Kitt or Lee Merriwether?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2013 07:17 AM (XkWWK)

Julie...hands down.

Posted by: billygoat at January 21, 2013 03:19 AM (BbS5+)

56 >Catwoman: Julie Newmar, Eartha Kitt or Lee Merriwether?

Julie Newmar

first recorded tingling of my boy parts

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 21, 2013 03:20 AM (8sCoq)

57 Phyllis Lindstrom or Rhoda Morgenstern?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2013 03:20 AM (XkWWK)

58 Chrissie or Janet?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 21, 2013 03:20 AM (zF6Iw)

59 Miss Marple, my mom threw away about 1000 of my football cards from about '77 - '79...."tired of picking them up". I understood the concept of matricide for a few days.

Posted by: Icedog at January 21, 2013 03:21 AM (9ScGj)

60 Julie Newmar

Posted by: somejoe at January 21, 2013 03:21 AM (SSWdi)

61 Ann or Nancy Wilson, circa 1974.

Posted by: teej at January 21, 2013 03:22 AM (Bj/RA)

62 Harry Stone or Dan Fielding?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at January 21, 2013 03:22 AM (hO8IJ)

63 56 Posted by: Jones in CO at January 21, 2013 07:20 AM (8sCoq) When you say "tingle" and "boy parts" I can only think Chris Matthews and Harry Reid. Oh well, it is Inauguration Day or Coco Shickelgruber.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2013 03:22 AM (XkWWK)

64 or = of

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2013 03:22 AM (XkWWK)

65 Riker or Data?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at January 21, 2013 03:22 AM (hO8IJ)

66 Merlin Olson or Alex Karras?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, Crankypants Extraordinaire at January 21, 2013 03:23 AM (hO8IJ)

Oh well, it is Inauguration Day for Coco Shickelgruber.

*golf clap*

Well played, sir. Very well played.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 21, 2013 03:23 AM (zF6Iw)

68 58 Chrissie or Janet? Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 21, 2013 07:20 AM (zF6Iw) The one with the major announcements.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2013 03:23 AM (XkWWK)

69 "Icedog - that's The Munsters." You sir are correct (obviously). I mix up some of those copycat shows so common in the 60s.

Posted by: Icedog at January 21, 2013 03:23 AM (9ScGj)

70 Anyone hear of a congress person who was an Acessory to a male prostitute who ran a whorehouse in your Washington Town house ? Why thats Barney Fwanl of Course !!!!!

Posted by: Clemenza at January 21, 2013 03:24 AM (x59Gv)

71 For the ghey boys: Ponch or John?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2013 03:24 AM (XkWWK)

72 70 Posted by: Clemenza at January 21, 2013 07:24 AM (x59Gv) One of Barney Fagele's boyfriends was also given a position of Fannie or Freddie. Jeez, that sentence alone has quadruple entendres.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2013 03:25 AM (XkWWK)

73 Don't imagine Peaches is too happy today.

Posted by: Infidel at January 21, 2013 03:26 AM (bzOLE)

74 62 Harry Stone or Dan Fielding? Bull!!11!

Posted by: somejoe at January 21, 2013 03:26 AM (SSWdi)

75 Julie Newmar killer curves

http://is.gd/pnX3gd

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 21, 2013 03:26 AM (8sCoq)

76 "Merlin Olson or Alex Karras?" Wait, those are actually separate people?

Posted by: Icedog at January 21, 2013 03:26 AM (9ScGj)

77 The Official First Inaugural Fiasco happened last night, when rapper Lupe FIASCO (I swear that's his name) was thrown off the stage by security for doing a continuous ant-war song for 30 minutes after announcing he did not vote for Obama and that Obama killed kids.

Story is on Huffpost, if anyone wants to see the video.

I am going to document fiascos I run across today on Twitter or such. Anyone who has the stomach to watch might also report them. In fact, it might be a good thread for entertainment starting about mid-morning.

It's 33 in DC right now with rain or snow showers predicted for this afternoon (parade time). I am hoping for freezing rain, myself.

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 21, 2013 03:26 AM (GoIUi)

78 72 of = at Total preposition failure for Sefton today.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2013 03:27 AM (XkWWK)

79 Okay Heather, I'll toss one out there for ya. Needless to say, they don't do a thing for me but... Sam Elliott or Tom Selleck. I know how my ex would answer that one.

Posted by: teej at January 21, 2013 03:28 AM (tWBKX)

80 Catwoman: Julie Newmar, Eartha Kitt or Lee Merriwether?
............
How about all three and let's just say I died and went to heaven?

Good morning you morons!

My thought today.. has anyone figured out how much it will cost this country when King Barry I brings millions of illegal immigrants into semi-legal status if that qualifies them for federal benefits?

Think about it.. for a measly fine (which will go uncollected) these illegals will enter at the bottom of the earnings scale and automatically start getting food stamps, Obamacare subsidies, earned income credits (negative income tax), etc. etc..

Someone needs to calculate this and shout that number to tax payers whenever Barry brings up his little plan.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 21, 2013 03:29 AM (UTq/I)

81 "I am hoping for freezing rain, myself." Would praying for lightning storms be wrong?

Posted by: Icedog at January 21, 2013 03:30 AM (9ScGj)

82 I am always going to be against these grand immigration plans, because I'm always going to be asked which portion of the law I will agree to being ignored, and that I will be expected to show a happy face in addition. The group that acted with themselves first and foremost will never be told "no", the law-abiding group will, frequently, and be demonized to boot. I just finished, in my heart, with the Republican party. May they get the votes from the Hispanic community that they wish, and for abandoning people who thought rule of law was a strength of America, may they truly and genuinely rot in hell.

Posted by: G. at January 21, 2013 03:31 AM (s9+la)

83 @ 80 why are the African American s more incensed on this matter it takes jobs away from their children?

Posted by: Clemenza at January 21, 2013 03:31 AM (x59Gv)

84 Julie Newmar was an occasional guest star on "Route 66"

http://is.gd/bhZol8

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 21, 2013 03:31 AM (8sCoq)

That's a tough one, but Sam Elliott hands down.

Posted by: Infidel at January 21, 2013 03:32 AM (bzOLE)

86 Yin or Yang? Ha! Both answers are wrong and right! Can I interest you in venetian blinds for you home at a great discount?

Posted by: Zombie David Caradine at January 21, 2013 03:32 AM (SSWdi)

87 77 It's 33 in DC right now with rain or snow showers predicted for this afternoon (parade time). I am hoping for freezing rain, myself. Posted by: Miss Marple at January 21, 2013 07:26 AM (GoIUi) Dom (blood) Tzfardeyah (frogs) Kinim (lice) Arov (insects) Dever (cattle disease) ShÂ’chin (boils) Barad (hail) Arbeh (locusts) Choshech (darkness) Makst Bechoros (slaying of the first born)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2013 03:33 AM (XkWWK)

88 Correct answers: 1. Mary Ann. 2. Mrs. Partridge.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at January 21, 2013 03:33 AM (KhL/e)

89 Julie Newmar drop-kicked me into puberty.

Posted by: Icedog at January 21, 2013 03:33 AM (9ScGj)

90 87 makst - Makas Transliteration fail. Oy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2013 03:34 AM (XkWWK)

91 Julie Newmar is probably someone's hot grandmother now.

Posted by: sTevo at January 21, 2013 03:35 AM (VMcEw)

92 More coffee JJ?

Posted by: Icedog at January 21, 2013 03:35 AM (9ScGj)

93 who would win in a battle of spells: Samantha or Jeannie?

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 21, 2013 03:35 AM (8sCoq)

94 Whew. Everything's going to be fine folks. The marines are here.

Posted by: teej at January 21, 2013 03:35 AM (tWBKX)

95 41 YeVonne De Carlo. But better in McKlintock. Best in The Ten Commandments. Posted by: teej at January 21, 2013 07:05 AM (t9e6Q) Yes ...and even yesser. Both come to mind first.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at January 21, 2013 03:35 AM (KhL/e)

96 76 "Merlin Olson or Alex Karras?" Wait, those are actually separate people? Posted by: Icedog at January 21, 2013 07:26 AM (9ScGj) Roise Grier or Ray Milland? That one's for Mary Poppins.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2013 03:35 AM (XkWWK)

97 92 More coffee JJ? Posted by: Icedog at January 21, 2013 07:35 AM (9ScGj) Can't. Sleeping kitteh in lap.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2013 03:36 AM (XkWWK)

98 Chrissie or Janet?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 21, 2013 07:20 AM

Eufala Roop or Lola Langusta?

Or, for the real obscurists among us, Tura Satana?

Posted by: MrScribbler at January 21, 2013 03:36 AM (yKUrR)

99 Geeeez... ESPN and the never-ending debate on whether Joe Flacco is a good QB or not

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 21, 2013 03:37 AM (8sCoq)

100 Fuck it Lyndsay Lohan or Liz Taylor?

Posted by: Clemenza at January 21, 2013 03:37 AM (x59Gv)

101 Well, Jeanne cast the biggest spell over me in my early teens.

Posted by: teej at January 21, 2013 03:38 AM (tWBKX)

102 How about Morticia or her twin Ophelia? Or even better, Samantha or her evil twin? I thought the evil twin was smokin' hot.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2013 03:38 AM (XkWWK)

Roise Grier or Ray Milland?

That one's for Mary Poppins.

I'd rather have Jan in the Pan.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 21, 2013 03:38 AM (zF6Iw)

104 David Cassidy or Danny Bonaduce? Hmmm, ladies?

Posted by: Nash Rambler at January 21, 2013 03:38 AM (yW4lI)

105 > I thought the evil twin was smokin' hot.

aren't they all

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 21, 2013 03:38 AM (8sCoq)

106 Didn't Jeannie have an evil sister as well? dark hair?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 21, 2013 03:39 AM (UTq/I)

107 Jeanne was much more naive....more likely to do anal.

Posted by: Icedog at January 21, 2013 03:39 AM (9ScGj)

108 Mary Ann. Mrs. Partridge. Julie Newmar. Carolyn Jones. BOTH '74 Ann and Nancy Wilson. Betty or Veronica? Josie. Cause, you know, ginger.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 21, 2013 03:39 AM (5J54Q)

109 Can't believe I forgot Samantha Stevens and Serena.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 21, 2013 03:40 AM (5J54Q)

110 Off topic (TV/film face-offs) "USA Today is dropping Gallup as its pollster after several notably inaccurate years of results." This is just dripping with irony on so many ridiculous levels.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2013 03:41 AM (XkWWK)

111 I've heard it's actually fairly hard to derail a train. Here, not so much....

Posted by: Icedog at January 21, 2013 03:41 AM (9ScGj)

How about Morticia or her twin Ophelia?

Or even better, Samantha or her evil twin? I thought the evil twin was smokin' hot.

Morticia was perfect. Ophelia was looney-tunes. Did Samantha have an evil twin? I thought that was Jeannie.

Uncle Arthur or Dr. Bombay?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 21, 2013 03:41 AM (zF6Iw)

113 Angie Dickinson or Angie Dickinson?

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 21, 2013 03:42 AM (8sCoq)

114 Samantha had an evil/mischevious cousin Serena. Hawt.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 21, 2013 03:42 AM (5J54Q)

115 Pam Grier or Vonetta McGee?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2013 03:42 AM (XkWWK)

Jeanne was much more naive....more likely to do anal.

So would her evil twin. But the catcher's position would be a little different, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 21, 2013 03:43 AM (zF6Iw)

117 >Did Samantha have an evil twin?

Serena

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 21, 2013 03:43 AM (8sCoq)

118 Oh, here's a good one....Agent 99 or Elly May?

Posted by: Icedog at January 21, 2013 03:43 AM (9ScGj)

119 114 Samantha had an evil/mischevious cousin Serena. Hawt. Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 21, 2013 07:42 AM (5J54Q) YES! See #102

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2013 03:43 AM (XkWWK)

Beverly Crusher or Deanna Troi?

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at January 21, 2013 03:43 AM (NF2Bf)

121 DesirÃ©e Cousteau or Seka?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2013 03:44 AM (XkWWK)

122 Good Morning. It's a freaking Ray Lewis love fest around these parts, I think I may puke. I had to deal with Fireworks, screaming neighbors and a barrage of how great and wonderful St. Lewis is on my FB feed. How can these people hold him up as a wonderful role model when he clearly got away with murder, or at the very least accessory to murder. I think I may have to go into hiding for a few weeks, just to avoid my "it's destiny" neighbors. I'm a Redskin fan, hate the Ravens, but the Patriots are my daughters team, so needless to say she was not a happy camper last night.

Posted by: spypeach at January 21, 2013 03:44 AM (pwTow)

123 For Harry Reid: Danny Partridge or Will Robinson?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2013 03:45 AM (XkWWK)

124 "Can't believe I forgot Samantha Stevens and Serena." At least you got the answer right.

Posted by: teej at January 21, 2013 03:46 AM (tWBKX)

125 Julie Christie or Jackie Bisset? That one is tough.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2013 03:46 AM (XkWWK)

126 After seeing what John Holmes did to Seka, I'd be a little intimidated trying to please her.

Posted by: Icedog at January 21, 2013 03:47 AM (9ScGj)

For the ettes and teh gheys:

Han Solo or Lando Calrissian?

(Hint: The correct answer is Darth Vader. Chewbacca is also acceptable)

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at January 21, 2013 03:47 AM (NF2Bf)

128 Barbara Feldon.

Posted by: teej at January 21, 2013 03:48 AM (tWBKX)

26
Scroll down to the photo of Mooch pretending to paint something.
http://is.gd/0a5idq

Wookiebama is ugly enough to make a train take a dirt road.

Posted by: ALH at January 21, 2013 03:48 AM (eqV3Q)

130 Blair, Jo, Natalie, Tootie or Cousin Gerry?

Posted by: DangerGirl at January 21, 2013 03:49 AM (yxa5A)

131 128 Barbara Feldon. Posted by: teej at January 21, 2013 07:48 AM (tWBKX) YES.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 21, 2013 03:49 AM (5J54Q)

132 Pam Grier

http://is.gd/Qiptow

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 21, 2013 03:49 AM (8sCoq)

Claudette Colbert or Myrna Loy?

or, for Vic - Abigail Adams or Dolly Madison?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 21, 2013 03:49 AM (SjUPQ)

134 Blair, Jo, Natalie, Tootie or Cousin Gerry?

Posted by: DangerGirl

Jo, with Blair filming and Cousin Gerry narrating.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at January 21, 2013 03:50 AM (NF2Bf)

135 #122 Local radio guy said it was Lewis's "last stab at a super Bowl ring."

Not sure if that was intentional or not.

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 21, 2013 03:50 AM (GoIUi)

136 127 For the ettes and teh gheys: Han Solo or Lando Calrissian? Mrhaaah!!!

Posted by: Mooch at January 21, 2013 03:50 AM (SSWdi)

137 Captain or Tennille ?

Posted by: spypeach at January 21, 2013 03:50 AM (pwTow)

138 Marcia or Jan? I go with teenage Jan for the big win. (See "Dawn" Portrait of a Teenage Runaway")

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2013 03:50 AM (XkWWK)

139 133 Myrna Loy for sure. But I'll hold out (heh) for Ros Russell.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2013 03:51 AM (XkWWK)

140 " or, for Vic - Abigail Adams or Dolly Madison?" /Thread

Posted by: Icedog at January 21, 2013 03:51 AM (9ScGj)

141 Mary Ann. She was good-looking AND could cook.

Posted by: Case at January 21, 2013 03:51 AM (vVmp0)

142 Farrah Fawcett, Kate Jackson or my all time fave out of all the ladies mentioned so far.

Posted by: teej at January 21, 2013 03:51 AM (Vzh0K)

143 132 http://is.gd/Qiptow Posted by: Jones in CO at January 21, 2013 07:49 AM (8sCoq) Dear Lord! I think I just came in my mouth a little.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2013 03:52 AM (XkWWK)

144 Grampa Munster had the coffin hot rod.

Posted by: Al at January 21, 2013 03:52 AM (V70Uh)

145 >Julie Christie or Jackie Bisset?

That one is tough.

Hmmm.... which one was in "Bullitt" ?

oh yeah http://is.gd/CiOzsi

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 21, 2013 03:52 AM (8sCoq)

146 Posted by: Jones in CO at January 21, 2013 07:52 AM (8sCoq) Jackie Bisset.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2013 03:53 AM (XkWWK)

147 142 Farrah Fawcett, Kate Jackson or my all time fave out of all the ladies mentioned so far. Posted by: teej at January 21, 2013 07:51 AM (Vzh0K) Jaclyn Smith, aka The One Who Jumpstarted My Puberty.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 21, 2013 03:53 AM (5J54Q)

148 Cleopatra or Helen of Troy?

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 21, 2013 03:53 AM (8sCoq)

149 "I think I just came in my mouth a little." The visual is a little disturbing...

Posted by: Icedog at January 21, 2013 03:54 AM (9ScGj)

150 My dad threw out my brother's complete set of 1964 AFL football cards.

Posted by: Al at January 21, 2013 03:54 AM (V70Uh)

151 Doom up

Posted by: Vic at January 21, 2013 03:56 AM (53z96)

152 Wilma or Betty, Alice or Trixie?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2013 03:57 AM (XkWWK)

153 Yvonne Craig AND Julie Newmar.

The Dynamic Duo!!!

Posted by: Bruce at January 21, 2013 03:58 AM (oZrAv)

154 This ought to really derail things: Jessica Rabbit or Poison Ivy?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 21, 2013 03:58 AM (zF6Iw)

155 Jaclyn Smith, aka The One Who Jumpstarted My Puberty. Don't ask why. Just do a search on YouTube for "Undercover Angel."

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at January 21, 2013 03:58 AM (V3kRK)

This ought to really derail things: Jessica Rabbit or Poison Ivy?

Oh, DOOM! is up - thanks, Vic. We'll save "hot cartoon ladies" for tomorrow, gents.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 21, 2013 03:59 AM (zF6Iw)

157 Sabrina, not Serena.

Posted by: Al at January 21, 2013 03:59 AM (V70Uh)

158 Anybody else remember a sit-com from the mid sixties called "My Living Doll?" Starred Bob Cummings and Julie Newmar. Julie played a female android. It was pre-Batman. I hadn't even hit puberty, and Miss Newmar upended my world.

Posted by: CharlieSays at January 21, 2013 04:00 AM (2aJHq)

159 easy.. Jackie Bisset in The Deep

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 21, 2013 04:00 AM (UTq/I)

160 Clint Eastwood or James Coburn?

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at January 21, 2013 04:03 AM (53riN)

161 Julie Christie as Clarisse or Julie Christie as Linda?

Google search "My Living Doll" for 5-foot-11 Julie Newmar (1964) in a baby doll nightie. I don't even want to know why the Air Force was dressing robots in sexy lingerie, but I can only assume there was no shortage of volunteers for long-term space station duty. Way, way ahead of its time.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at January 21, 2013 04:04 AM (a5ljo)

Archie of Reggie?

Reggie would turn out to be the cheaing ex-husband.

Archie probably went bald and had a huge spare tire.

It's a tough call.

Posted by: ALH at January 21, 2013 04:05 AM (eqV3Q)

163 Patty Lane or Cathy Lane

Posted by: Nash Rambler at January 21, 2013 04:06 AM (yW4lI)

164 Susan Evers or Sharon McKendrick

Posted by: Nash Rambler at January 21, 2013 04:10 AM (yW4lI)

Another one for Harry Reid

Mike, Robbie or Chip Douglas

Posted by: Nash Rambler at January 21, 2013 04:13 AM (yW4lI)

166 Yeah, you're all reading teh Doom now, but you'll be back when you're all depressed and stuff.

Posted by: Nash Rambler at January 21, 2013 04:17 AM (yW4lI)

167 I rolled out of the rack, took care of initial business, turned on the tube and the first thing to hit my ears was SCOAMF running his gums at high volume to his adoring subjects. Another bad day to quit drinking.

Posted by: Bill at January 21, 2013 04:17 AM (xFYVW)

168 Helen Thomas or Andrea Mitchell?

Posted by: magnetism at January 21, 2013 04:19 AM (xeWiK)

169 Ginger Lynn or amber Lynn?

Posted by: General Woundwort at January 21, 2013 04:37 AM (RrD4h)

170 It's nice to know that even if I beat a guy, threaten to kill him, commit legal misconduct, go to jail, and get disbarred, I can always be a Democratic state legislator.

This is especially true in big cities like Chicago - where your record is clean compared to that of the electorate.

Posted by: Shakin' Like a Man on a Fuzzy Tree at January 21, 2013 04:56 AM (eMtQ2)

171 Jean Simmons or Richard Simmons

Posted by: Nash Rambler at January 21, 2013 05:02 AM (yW4lI)

172 Cass Elliot or Michelle Philliips

Posted by: Nash Rambler at January 21, 2013 05:04 AM (yW4lI)

173 Simon or Garfunkle

Posted by: Nash Rambler at January 21, 2013 05:04 AM (yW4lI)

174 Moochelle or Chewbaca. C'mon now, be honest.

Posted by: Nash Rambler at January 21, 2013 05:06 AM (yW4lI)

175 Audrey Hepburn or Katherine Hepburn

Posted by: Nash Rambler at January 21, 2013 05:08 AM (yW4lI)

176 Turner or Hooch

Posted by: Nash Rambler at January 21, 2013 05:10 AM (yW4lI)

177 Time to ban MLK parades.

Jackson, MS - A 23yr old man was shot in the chest during the MLK parade on Saturday.
http://tinyurl.com/anpo49k

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2013 05:13 AM (MoP0k)

178 In Denver, it's called a Marade (march + parade), so, you know, loophole.

Posted by: Nash Rambler at January 21, 2013 05:22 AM (yW4lI)

179 Jeannie, obviously. Because she was a super hot genie. I would have made very different decisions than Major Nelson.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 21, 2013 05:25 AM (bS6uW)

Moochelle or Chewbaca.

Trick question

Posted by: Nash Rambler at January 21, 2013 05:57 AM (yW4lI)

181 Aunt Esther or Mama Jefferson?

Posted by: Urban Achiever at January 21, 2013 07:02 AM (eS/lq)

182 Gallup had Mitt +1 in the last month. What kind of a moron would have believed Mitt was going to win? The most accurate polls came from Kos which is pretty sad if THEY have the best take on reality.

Posted by: occam at January 21, 2013 07:51 AM (o5p0k)

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