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December 12, 2013

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We can haz morning thread?

The sign language interpreter at the Mandela memorial service claims he was having a schizophrenic episode.

Rich Lowry on the left's reality problem.

Paul Ryan on the House GOP leadership's reality problem.

Contra Ryan's claims in the piece linked above, Sean Davis writes at The Federalist: DonÂ’t Be Fooled: The Murray/Ryan Budget Deal Clearly Raises Taxes. Davis has the better argument, and I'm in thorough agreement with his conclusion:

Had top Republicans pitched this deal as the best way to avoid blame for another shutdown (even it the shutdown was solely the fault of Democrats who refused to abide by the sequestration law President Obama signed in 2011), I would have been somewhat sympathetic. I still wouldnÂ’t like the deal, but that rationale would at least have the benefit of being intellectually honest.
But Ryan and his allies in GOP leadership need to stop insulting the intelligence of their voters by expecting them to suddenly forget the meanings of certain words. GOP leaders have a serious and widening credibility gap with their base. Dishonest, Orwellian word games are only going to make matters worse.

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1 Good Morning Morons. Today is Thursday, December 12, 2013. On this date in 2000 the Supreme Court issued its decision in Bush v Gore. Gore is the one who actually started the court crap in an effort to steal the election. But after SCOTUS ruled no more recounts and issued the remedial action liberal heads all over the country exploded. For one brief moment in history the Republicans refused to let the Democrats steal an election.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 12, 2013 04:19 AM (T2V/1)

2 A cooling pump aboard the "international" space station has had a major malfunction.

http://tinyurl.com/n2qn3y6

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 12, 2013 04:19 AM (T2V/1)

3 More embarrassing outcome from the POS Obamacide web site. The Obamanites have been forced to send out an e-mail to staffers on the hill telling them not to trust the web site that they gave a crony $600M to produce under a no-bid contract.

http://tinyurl.com/m48qaex

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 12, 2013 04:20 AM (T2V/1)

4 Republicans are going to put the big stall on Obama nominee confirmations. Pay no attention to the "non-controversial" statement in this mostly AP article. Obama has not made any nomination since he has been in office that is not a radical leftist in one form or another. He has publicly stated that it is his intention to "remake" the courts (i.e drive then further left than they already are).

http://tinyurl.com/l9d5khv

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 12, 2013 04:20 AM (T2V/1)

5 The US and Great Britain have suspended aid to the Syrian rebels after "concerns" that it would fall in the hands of Al Qaeda. Hahahaha, did the stupid SOBs finally realize that the rebels were Al Qaeda? And Obama, McShitty, and Nancy Boy wanted us to get involved in fighting ON THEIR SIDE. As we have said many times, there are no good guys in this civil war.

http://tinyurl.com/l9d5khv

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 12, 2013 04:20 AM (T2V/1)

6
Hahahhaaha, the government has invented a new word for corruption.

A simple Â“misunderstandingÂ” allowed GoogleÂ’s top executives to pay between $3.3 and $5.3 million less than market price for fuel to fly a fleet of private jets on both scientific missions and flights to some of the worldÂ’s most exclusive beaches.

This "misunderstanding" allowed Google to cheat CA out of millions in taxes. Another "what if" this had happened under Bush and this was Halliburton instead of liberal Google.

http://tinyurl.com/mgyjcug

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 12, 2013 04:20 AM (T2V/1)

7 Thanks Vic for doing double duty.

Posted by: Jimbo at December 12, 2013 04:20 AM (V70Uh)

8 Good Morning Morons. Today is Thursday, December 12, 2013. On this date in 2000 the Supreme Court issued its decision in Bush v Gore. Gore is the one who actually started the court crap in an effort to steal the election. But after SCOTUS ruled no more recounts and issued the remedial action liberal heads all over the country exploded. For one brief moment in history the Republicans refused to let the Democrats steal an election. Posted by: Vic at December 12, 2013 08:19 AM (T2V/1) Lefties want to ignore that the ruling was that Florida had a law covering this and had to follow it instead of ignoring it like they chose to do.

Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at December 12, 2013 04:21 AM (nj9sX)

9 The only funeral home in Nantucket has closed its doors leaving the "Island in a Sea of Time" scrambling. Why not get that black lesbian Coast Guard Captain to bury them at sea?

http://tinyurl.com/km2wuse

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 12, 2013 04:21 AM (T2V/1)

10 More evidence that Boner is a liar and hates conservatives. This man needs to be relieved of all duties as SOH. Make Trey Gowdy speaker.

http://tinyurl.com/moqr9v9

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 12, 2013 04:21 AM (T2V/1)

11 That racist black DHS employee that ran a web site calling for a war with whites has finally been fired. It took a while, but I am surprised they fired him at all.

http://tinyurl.com/kt6l323

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 12, 2013 04:21 AM (T2V/1)

12 A Senate staffer has been arrested on child porn charges. Note here how the political Party is noted in the first paragraph in this liberal rag. Also note what happened when charged. He was first put on leave without pay and then fired. And recall all the times a Dem was similarly charged. First no affiliation would be mentioned, much less in the first paragraph. Then the staffer would keep his job with the Dems citing that he deserved his "day in court" before any punitive action was taken.

http://tinyurl.com/mk7s47s

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 12, 2013 04:22 AM (T2V/1)

13 I think this has been said before but since this is a new article I'll link it. The Obamacide Site is in violation of federal law. So why hasn't someone been charged? Hahahahahaha

http://tinyurl.com/ksxldao

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 12, 2013 04:22 AM (T2V/1)

14 Another indication that Paul Ryan is an asshole. He uses an Obama excuse for shitty deals and legislation.

Wisconsin Republican Rep. Paul Ryan defended his budget deal from a skeptical Sean Hannity Wednesday night, echoing President Barack Obama mantra by saying that Â“elections have consequencesÂ” and Republicans have lost too many of them.

And the word is he intends to run in 2016? Is this another "electable moderate"? Well he has already proven he is not electable and he has just shit all over the base and joined Rubio as a FU Republican.

http://tinyurl.com/qhm9rd2

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 12, 2013 04:22 AM (T2V/1)

15 Another shocker:

The two former Vassar College students who were expelled for creating hoax bias incidents and then filing false reports about them were also actively involved with the collegeÂ’s Sexual Assault and Violence Prevention committee, which currently faces a lawsuit for prosecuting a wrongful rape conviction.

Why haven't these scrunts been prosecuted? A false forcible rape charge in SC is a felony so why are they relying on a civil suit?

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 12, 2013 04:22 AM (T2V/1)

16 Irony thy name is Democrat.

A California congresswoman whose late husband campaigned for the sympathy vote after a drunk driver hit them hired a serial hit-and-run drunk driver who ended up killing a young woman in a drunken accident.

http://tinyurl.com/q2v7jal

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 12, 2013 04:23 AM (T2V/1)

17 Anti Mary Landrieu ad in Louisiana is a gas. Government alligator coming at you.

Posted by: redenzo at December 12, 2013 04:23 AM (zgVtn)

18 Maybe he was accurate and it was the President who was schizo.

Posted by: MTF at December 12, 2013 04:23 AM (qCtp4)

19 What is worse than "Crony Corruption"? How about a bill to steer business to your spouse (Pelosi style). (Change that "could" to "will")

Rhode Island Democratic Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse has introduced a bill that would give funds to environmental groups to study and restore U.S. oceans and coastlines. A major beneficiary of the law could be an environmental group with ties to WhitehouseÂ’s wife.

I would say that this bill probably has zero chance of passing in the House but we have been sold out so many times I can no longer count on anything.

http://tinyurl.com/lnmm7e7

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 12, 2013 04:23 AM (T2V/1)

20 Boner has hired a new aid who is a favorite (probably even works for them) of amnesty and increase low wage immigration lobbyists. Gee, he can now be lobbied for amnesty 24/7. They will have a few drinks over smokes at The Capital bar.

http://tinyurl.com/llw2r49

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 12, 2013 04:23 AM (T2V/1)

21 Meanwhile Obama has extended his illegal amnesty order.

http://tinyurl.com/llw2r49

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 12, 2013 04:24 AM (T2V/1)

22 I like this new name: Baghdad Kathy

http://tinyurl.com/krv8axk

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 12, 2013 04:24 AM (T2V/1)

23 A sad story on Obamacide that the Republicans should trot out during a hearing in front of the TV cameras. (But they won't)

http://tinyurl.com/lrrzgx7

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 12, 2013 04:24 AM (T2V/1)

24 Schizophrenia, huh?
Everybody's a victim! Get that man some disability.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2013 04:24 AM (JRmiD)

25 Muzzies in London marching to demand prohibition in compliance with Shittyria law. It will happen here folks, count on it.

http://tinyurl.com/m7cqf4u

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 12, 2013 04:25 AM (T2V/1)

26 Baghdad Kathy told Obamacide web site developers not to cooperate with congressional investigators. That is illegal. Will she be prosecuted? Not only no, but fk no because the one doing the prosecuting is even more corrupt than she is. Will she be held in criminal contempt? Takes balls and there are none with balls in charge of any of the major committees in the House. Thank you Republican leadership.

http://tinyurl.com/mxemlv6

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 12, 2013 04:25 AM (T2V/1)

27 Good Morning, I have to buy Christmas cards. It kind of snuck up on me this year. Today is the first time IÂ’ve thought about it. I will go to the store tonight or tomorrow. I work in the Prudential Tower in Boston, the office tower opens to a mall. The only card store in there is expensive & the cards arenÂ’t worth the price.

Posted by: Carol at December 12, 2013 04:25 AM (z4WKX)

28 Oops- sorry Vic, didn't mean to stomp. Does this stomp-apology count as a stomp itself?

Posted by: Gran at December 12, 2013 04:25 AM (mw0FO)

29 Baghdad Kathy admits her numbers for enrollees are a lie. She needs to go back and talk to her namesake for some pointers.

http://tinyurl.com/n6f9ch2

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 12, 2013 04:25 AM (T2V/1)

30 CT Obamacide exchange spends shit-ton of tax money on racist murals.

http://tinyurl.com/ltwrw6y

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 12, 2013 04:26 AM (T2V/1)

31 Q: How many new regulations did Obamacare create? Baghdad Kathy A: I don't know. Real Answer: A stack 8 Â– 9 feet tall. That I don't know answer sure has become popular in this administration except for higher up officials who just lie because they know nothing will happen to them.

http://tinyurl.com/ktoobx8

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 12, 2013 04:26 AM (T2V/1)

32 The AGW scammers are still pushing the idiotic carbon tax schemes despite overwhelming evidence that man caused warming does not exist and we are going into an ice age.

http://tinyurl.com/lddy9xr

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 12, 2013 04:26 AM (T2V/1)

33 Republicans are going to put the big stall on Obama nominee confirmations.

Posted by: Vic at December 12, 2013 08:20 AM (T2V/1)

And how exactly is that gonna happen? Gaylord Focker, along with a few traitorous Repukes, have already packed the DC Circuit court so it's Commie Mission Accomplished.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 12, 2013 04:26 AM (EMzt4)

34 Good morning, y'all.

Posted by: DangerGirl at December 12, 2013 04:26 AM (zEeUf)

35 University poll shows the insane Biden gaining on the corrupt and incompetent Cankles for 2016.

http://tinyurl.com/l9waysf

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 12, 2013 04:26 AM (T2V/1)

36 Rubio struggling to regain the base after his amnesty sell-out.

http://tinyurl.com/mz5ksym

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 12, 2013 04:27 AM (T2V/1)

The sign language interpreter at the Mandela memorial service claims he was having a schizophrenic episode.

*SNORT* I'm going to have to remember that next time I do something incredibly stupid. "Officer, I swear I saw the stop sign. But i was having a schizophrenic episode!"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 12, 2013 04:27 AM (4df7R)

38 >More embarrassing outcome from the POS Obamacide web site.

If only they were capable of feeling shame.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2013 04:27 AM (JRmiD)

39 House leadership fires conservative from post in their continuing war to purge the base.

http://tinyurl.com/kmy6mxd

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 12, 2013 04:27 AM (T2V/1)

40 More lawless behavior from the IRS. Their criminal activity continues because nobody has been held accountable and they are still getting orders to do criminal activity from the "top".

The cancer patient who was interviewed by Megyn Kelly on Fox and was subsequently audited by the IRS was told by a congressman that the order to audit him came from "the top".

http://tinyurl.com/n7gjs9e

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 12, 2013 04:27 AM (T2V/1)

41 <FLAMING SKULL>

Early news on the 2016 Republican Primaries. Not much here as it is written from a SC perspective, but there is some. The first 4 States will remain the same which is BS. I am willing for SC to be dumped out of the "first in the South" position if they will put only red States as the first 10 primaries.

http://tinyurl.com/kuhngxa

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 12, 2013 04:28 AM (T2V/1)

42 For CBD's Sunday cooking thread:

Liquor experts rate "store-bought" egg nog. I used to love egg nog but had to give it up. And, yes, home made is much better but in a drink that uses milk, crÃƒÂ¨me, and a dozen eggs in a quart, the cholesterol is simply too high for someone who has had a heart attack.

http://tinyurl.com/n4qog9e

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 12, 2013 04:28 AM (T2V/1)

43 VA now has a bill in the works forbidding any VA officials from enforcing new federal gun control measures. Are these indications that an Art V convention can now have legs?

http://tinyurl.com/pqoxn99

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 12, 2013 04:29 AM (T2V/1)

44 Rachell Maddow has joined WaPo.

http://tinyurl.com/m9co395

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 12, 2013 04:29 AM (T2V/1)

45 Remember the CO judge who ordered the baker to make a wedding cake for the homosexuals engaged in lawfare or face fines? Well now he has changed that to "face jail". One wonders what the procedure in CO is for recalling a judge and removing him from the bench.

http://tinyurl.com/jwa2mbk

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 12, 2013 04:29 AM (T2V/1)

46 Let's look at what really happened to "Julia" after Obamacide was implemented. This a must see and it is short. (HT The Foundry)

http://tinyurl.com/jwnmlcj

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 12, 2013 04:30 AM (T2V/1)

47 I will go to the store tonight or tomorrow. I work in the Prudential Tower in Boston, the office tower opens to a mall. The only card store in there is expensive & the cards arenÂ’t worth the price.

Posted by: Carol at December 12, 2013 08:25 AM (z4WKX)

Do you have a Dollar Tree in your vicinity? If so, check them out. The cards are inexpensive and you can find some surprisingly good ones. Even their boxed cards are nice!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 12, 2013 04:30 AM (4df7R)

48 And finally, nothing is sacred anymore as the "pussification" of America continues. MLB is planning to ban home plate collisions.

http://tinyurl.com/o8v488y

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 12, 2013 04:30 AM (T2V/1)

Jane Russell and Marilyn Monroe in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes:

http://tinyurl.com/n2cqnn7

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2013 04:30 AM (zF6Iw)

50 Kindle Daily Deals

http://tinyurl.com/olgdjh6

That's it for today folks.

And for those who have been asking, I have been notified that I will be a Great-Granddaddy on Monday if not before then. The doctor is expecting at any time now and will induce on Monday if has not occurred by then.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 12, 2013 04:30 AM (T2V/1)

51 Will she be held in criminal contempt? Takes balls and there are none with balls in charge of any of the major committees in the House. Thank you Republican leadership.

Posted by: Vic at December 12, 2013 08:25 AM (T2V/1)

Johnny Boehner made it clear yesterday just who he regards as the enemy as that fucking lush sounded just like the trolls in talking about how people are making money off of complaining about Repuke cocksuckers. He helped get Paul Teller purged from the Republican Study Group for "leaking information" after sending his flacks out contacting people, including Levin, that a budget compromise was coming.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 12, 2013 04:31 AM (EMzt4)

52 45 Rachell Maddow has joined WaPo. I wonder if it's possible to be as smug and arrogant in print as she is on TV. Oh wait, it's Maddow. It's possible.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 12, 2013 04:31 AM (7ObY1)

53 My goodness that's a lot of news this morning, Vic. Thanks as always, and congrats on the g g p status!

Posted by: grammie winger at December 12, 2013 04:31 AM (P6QsQ)

54 The sign language interpreter at the Mandela memorial service claims he was having a schizophrenic episode.

And I have a beach front "condo" for sale too.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 12, 2013 04:32 AM (T2V/1)

That racist black DHS employee that ran a web site calling for a war with whites has finally been fired. It took a while, but I am surprised they fired him at all.

Not to worry, Vic. I'm sure in his next job on the board of elections in Philadelphia, he will be scrupulously fair.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2013 04:32 AM (zF6Iw)

56 fugue state > schizophrenic episode

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 12, 2013 04:33 AM (7ObY1)

57

The sign language interpreter at the Mandela memorial service claims he was having a schizophrenic episode.

Rich Lowry on the left's reality problem.

Paul Ryan on the House GOP leadership's reality problem.

Uggh. Just ugh. Need me some Ugh Boots....

Posted by: backhoe at December 12, 2013 04:33 AM (ULH4o)

58 26 Muzzies in London marching to demand prohibition in compliance with Shittyria law. It will happen here folks, count on it. They better not try this with the bacon. That's when shit gets real.

Posted by: Gem at December 12, 2013 04:33 AM (zw+pb)

That racist black DHS employee that ran a web site calling for a war with whites has finally been fired. It took a while, but I am surprised they fired him at all.

No doubt they were waiting until they could be sure he'd have another job to go to. I'm sure he's got one lined up.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 12, 2013 04:33 AM (4df7R)

60 >>Remember the CO judge who ordered the baker to make a wedding cake for the homosexuals engaged in lawfare or face fines? Well now he has changed that to "face jail".

Un-fargin'-believable!

Now where are all of those tools who lectured us about how we were crazy, chicken-little homophobes for predicting that SSM would lead to unabashed harassment of anyone who chose not to celebrate it from the rooftops???

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2013 04:35 AM (JRmiD)

61 Edward G. Robinson (yeah, see) Ha! Good bit, Gran. Cannot be read without hearing it in that nasal sneering voice.

Posted by: Clove Hookahsmoker, the mindful webworker at December 12, 2013 04:35 AM (RNijH)

Muzzies in London marching to demand prohibition in compliance with Shittyria law.

A young soldier being beheaded on broad daylight in a London street by a pair of insane muzzies isn't enough to get the UK to boil over, but a Brit and his pint won't be parted. If the Muzzies want bloodshed, I invite them to try and do so.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 12, 2013 04:35 AM (4df7R)

63 29 Does this stomp-apology count as a stomp itself?

Posted by: Gran at December 12, 2013 08:25 AM (mw0FO)

Gran, there is no such thing as a "stomp" in comments. Post away, everybody else does.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 12, 2013 04:36 AM (T2V/1)

64 Technically, wouldn't the mother-to-be be the one expecting?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 12, 2013 04:36 AM (m9V0o)

65 And the word is he intends to run in 2016? Is this another "electable moderate"? Well he has already proven he is not electable and he has just shit all over the base and joined Rubio as a FU Republican. http://tinyurl.com/qhm9rd2 Posted by: Vic at December 12, 2013 08:22 AM (T2V/1) Vic, I listened to LevinÂ’s interview with Ryan Tuesday night. Ryan used the same line with Levin, elections have consequences. I agree that Gowdy should be SOH. Boehner is a phony and IÂ’n pissed off at them for giving in. Levin talked about how much spending increased under Bush last night. He also credited Newt and the republican house for reigning in spending during Clinton years. Does anyone remember is the Senate was a dem majority then too? If so, then Ryan & Boehner have no excuse to try to pass this POS bill.

Posted by: Carol at December 12, 2013 04:36 AM (z4WKX)

66 Speaking of the wealthy and famous getting away with shit, remember Half Sack? He's the one who viciously attacked and killed an old lady and her cat and assaulted a couple of workmen, before falling and breaking his own neck? First his parents, scientologists fill his head with all this anti pscyh shit. Then his attys gamed the system after his first coupls of arrests for irrational behavior and assaults. Then the dumbass judge was too starstruck to sentence him to prison or at least a lock down pysch prison unit. So, you end up with one bludgeoned 80 year old and a cat ripped apart.

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 12, 2013 04:36 AM (h4eud)

67 Reality is what they make us live through, this is what Lowry doesn't understand,

Posted by: jeffrey pelt at December 12, 2013 04:37 AM (Jsiw/)

68 Morning all!

Thanks for the news Vic. And thanks for opening up the morning thread, Andy. Did Gabe oversleep again?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 12, 2013 04:37 AM (b/lt+)

Remember the CO judge who ordered the baker to make a wedding cake for
the homosexuals engaged in lawfare or face fines? Well now he has
changed that to "face jail".

Incredible. In-fucking-credible.

Dear Judge,

If the bakery were run by homosexuals and they refused to make a wedding cake for a straight couple, would your ruling remain the same?

Sincerely,

MWR, spitting on you

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 12, 2013 04:37 AM (4df7R)

70 34 And how exactly is that gonna happen? Gaylord Focker, along with a few traitorous Repukes, have already packed the DC Circuit court so it's Commie Mission Accomplished.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 12, 2013 08:26 AM (EMzt4)

The idea is to use ALL of their debate time and no more accommodations for voice vote, consensus, or any of the past shortcuts they normally use to speed things up.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 12, 2013 04:37 AM (T2V/1)

71 Universities in the UK say they have no problem with segregating female from male students to make the muzzies happy. The uk is so full of this political correctness bullshit that they are merely putting their fingers in the dykes they built.

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 12, 2013 04:38 AM (h4eud)

72 >>Muzzies in London marching to demand prohibition in compliance with Shittyria law.

The plan is to establish caliphates - sharia zones - throughout the UK:

"Â‘This is the first step towards turning Britain into an Islamic state. There are nearly three million Muslims in this country. Islam is a sleeping giant that is waking. We have moved on from the debate about the provision of halal meat to more political issues.

Â‘Twenty-five areas around Britain have large Muslim populations, including Bradford, Dewsbury, Leicester and Luton. We want to turn them all into Islamic Emirates, where the excesses of Western civilisation are not tolerated."

http://preview.tinyurl.com/3gcojed

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2013 04:39 AM (JRmiD)

73 Posted by: Vic at December 12, 2013 08:37 AM (T2V/1)

"Bitch" McConnell isn't smart enough to use any of these "procedural" tricks to achieve actual results. McCain and Graham will reach across the aisle and betray us as well.

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 12, 2013 04:40 AM (o3MSL)

74 Does anyone remember is the Senate was a dem majority then too?

If so, then Ryan & Boehner have no excuse to try to pass this POS bill.

Posted by: Carol at December 12, 2013 08:36 AM (z4WKX)

Yes the Repubs controlled the Senate after the 94 midterms.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 12, 2013 04:40 AM (EMzt4)

So Obammy and Company are using so-called "Sexiest Man Alive" Adam Levine (lead singer of Maroon 5 and judge on "The Voice") to peddle Obammycare.

All I can say is: sexiet man alive? Adam Levine? Are you fucking kidding me right now?

Oh, and it's doomed to failure, but like that's stoppedt his "administration" yet.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 12, 2013 04:40 AM (4df7R)

76 Somebody won powerball last night. Too bad. That money was mine. It seems like the winning tickets are always sold by places with names like Drink N Drive or Ciggies and Beer. Is God trying to tell us something??

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 12, 2013 04:41 AM (h4eud)

77 54 My goodness that's a lot of news this morning, Vic. Thanks as always, and congrats on the g g p status!

Posted by: grammie winger at December 12, 2013 08:31 AM (P6QsQ)

I don't know if congrats are in order. I can feel dollars sliding out of my pocket already.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 12, 2013 04:42 AM (T2V/1)

78 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 12, 2013 08:37 AM (4df7R)

It has become obvious that we must be politically correct, but I still can't figure out if we are technically "serfs" or "peons"?

We sure as heck aren't citizens anymore!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 12, 2013 04:43 AM (o3MSL)

79 56 Not to worry, Vic. I'm surein his next job on the board of elections in Philadelphia, he will be scrupulously fair.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2013 08:32 AM (zF6Iw)

Some other Obamanite department will hire him. Holder will put him on the EEOC.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 12, 2013 04:43 AM (T2V/1)

80 Somebody won powerball last night. Too bad. That money was mine. It seems like the winning tickets are always sold by places with names like Drink N Drive or Ciggies and Beer. Is God trying to tell us something?? Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman
.............
MegaMillions is over $400 Million for Friday!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 12, 2013 04:43 AM (b/lt+)

81 That should have been 56

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 12, 2013 04:44 AM (T2V/1)

82 >>*SNORT* I'm going to have to remember that next time I do something incredibly stupid. I'm sure no one would want to put someone in a schizophrenic episode into the Barrel, right?

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 12, 2013 04:44 AM (SUKHu)

83 George W. Bush Sends Letter of Support To Alabama Kicker Receiving Death Threats After Missing Three Field Goals In Loss To AuburnÂ… Weasel Zippers: Well worth the look.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 12, 2013 04:44 AM (t3UFN)

84 Dear Judge,

If the bakery were run by homosexuals and they refused to make a wedding cake for a straight couple, would your ruling remain the same?

Sincerely,
MWR, spitting on you

Dear MWR,

Of course not. Straight couples have no rights.

Sincerely,
Judge Dildopotamus

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at December 12, 2013 04:44 AM (fwARV)

85 >>So Obammy and Company are using so-called "Sexiest Man Alive" Adam Levine (lead singer of Maroon 5 and judge on "The Voice") to peddle Obammycare.

Adam Levine, Scarlett Johansen.....they're pretty, empty vessels and no amount of star power can convince people that Obamacare is anything other than a sh#t sandwich.
Unless they can cure cancer, and make sure there's an affordable health plan to cover it, they're worthless. Just more citizen props for Obama.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2013 04:45 AM (JRmiD)

Edward G. Robinson as Dathan in The Ten Commandments:

http://tinyurl.com/p4exp4c

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2013 04:45 AM (zF6Iw)

87 >>Posted by: grammie winger Did you get a promotion??

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 12, 2013 04:45 AM (SUKHu)

88 Btw the Repuke traitors who voted for the DC Circuit commie scrunt were Collins and Murkowski. Anybody surprised?

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 12, 2013 04:45 AM (EMzt4)

89 Do you have a Dollar Tree in your vicinity? If so, check them out. The cards are inexpensive and you can find some surprisingly good ones. Even their boxed cards are nice! Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 12, 2013 08:30 AM (4df7R) Thank you MWR, there is a Dollar Store near me, but IÂ’m not sure which one it is. IÂ’ll look it up before I go to wrong one.

Posted by: Carol at December 12, 2013 04:45 AM (z4WKX)

90 "Wisconsin Republican Rep. Paul Ryan defended his budget deal from a skeptical Sean Hannity Wednesday night, echoing President Barack Obama mantra by saying that elections have consequences"

Translation: "I lost because of YOU, so now YOU lose."

Another entrenched elitist Beltway bureaucrat is born.

Posted by: noone, really [/i][/b] at December 12, 2013 04:46 AM (5ikDv)

91 I'm sure no one would want to put someone in a schizophrenic episode into the Barrel, right?

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 12, 2013 08:44 AM (SUKHu)

...

THAT.

IS.

BRILLIANT.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 12, 2013 04:46 AM (4df7R)

92 I'm sure no one would want to put someone in a schizophrenic episode into the Barrel, right? Posted by: Mama AJ at December 12, 2013 08:44 AM (SUKHu) Sure we would. We'll throw the meds in after you.

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 12, 2013 04:46 AM (h4eud)

93 "Ciggies and Beer"

What a great name.

Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms should be a convenience store, not a federal bureau.

Posted by: Jimbo at December 12, 2013 04:46 AM (V70Uh)

94 66 Does anyone remember is the Senate was a dem majority then too?

If so, then Ryan & Boehner have no excuse to try to pass this POS bill.

Posted by: Carol at December 12, 2013 08:36 AM (z4WKX)

For a lot of the years they were but Newt was still able to get some things through because the Democommie Party was only half commie then.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 12, 2013 04:46 AM (T2V/1)

95 Edward G. Robinson as Dathan in The Ten Commandments The Billy Crystal bit: http://youtu.be/D0Qcv3YV4aA

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at December 12, 2013 04:47 AM (V3kRK)

96 MMMP, got any pictures of Yvonne De Carlo in The Ten Commandments.

"They hate us for our beauty."

Posted by: Jimbo at December 12, 2013 04:48 AM (V70Uh)

97 While it's nice that the budget deal will not force the media to focus on Potemkin pain of another Government shutdown, instead of the real suffering induced by Obamacare; the media will be tripping over themselves to fill the air with stories of woe when the unemployment extensions run out because the rich bastards in the Republican Party have no heart.

Posted by: Jean at December 12, 2013 04:49 AM (4JkHl)

98 Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms and Explosives should be a convenience store, not a federal bureau.

Fixed.

Posted by: EC at December 12, 2013 04:49 AM (GQ8sn)

99 GOH's early Trend list for 2014: Out: Talking about elections In: Talking about Civil War

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at December 12, 2013 04:49 AM (XvrTA)

100 Don't look now, but CAC is on the Federalist again. A really nice write-up.

Posted by: AMDG at December 12, 2013 04:49 AM (t7OO0)

101

"Wisconsin Republican Rep. Paul Ryan defended his budget deal from a
skeptical Sean Hannity Wednesday night, echoing President Barack Obama
mantra by saying that elections have consequences"

Is anybody primarying this nickelfucking cockholster?

And if Ryan loses, can we send a moving van to his office packed from stem to stern with sheets of paper reading "elections have consequences?"

Hang them all.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2013 04:50 AM (zF6Iw)

102

Dear MWR,

Of course not. Straight couples have no rights.

Sincerely,

Judge Dildopotamus

Dear Judge Dildo,

Oh that's right. Sorry, I'd forgotten. Thanks for the reminder

Sincerely,

MWR

PS - Fuck you up the ass with a pineapple wrapped in arsenic-dipped razor wire, you festering pustule of loathsome excrement.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 12, 2013 04:50 AM (4df7R)

103 89 Btw the Repuke traitors who voted for the DC Circuit commie scrunt were Collins and Murkowski. Anybody surprised?

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 12, 2013 08:45 AM (EMzt4)

If I remember the numbers there had to be at least one more, plus 4 more who sat out the vote.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 12, 2013 04:50 AM (T2V/1)

104 2 A cooling pump aboard the "international" space station has had a major malfunction. http://tinyurl.com/n2qn3y6 Posted by: Vic at December 12, 2013 08:19 AM (T2V/1) At my house too where it is -12, c'mon head dude answe your phone.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 12, 2013 04:50 AM (HVff2)

105 Honestly, I feel like the Republican party has given up. They've spotted the iceberg, but the Captain won't turn the ship around, and everybody else is partying because they think its unsinkable. They're just dressing like women and children to make sure they get a spot on one of the lifeboats.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at December 12, 2013 04:50 AM (azHfB)

106 For a lot of the years they were but Newt was still able to get some things through because the Democommie Party was only half commie then.

Posted by: Vic at December 12, 2013 08:46 AM (T2V/1)

Noot, for all of his flaws, at least had a functioning cortex and wasn't a walking embarrassment like that nicotine stained drunk now occupying the office. He bruised a lot of Repuke egos by being in favor of term limits so naturally the careerists had a good laugh when the commiecrats started the same train of scam lawsuits that did Palin in.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 12, 2013 04:50 AM (EMzt4)

107 I have to get ready for work. Thanks for the news Vic. I hope everyone has a good day.

Posted by: Carol at December 12, 2013 04:51 AM (z4WKX)

108 fugue state > schizophrenic episode jazz hands > schizophrenic episode uptwinkles > schizophrenic episode

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2013 04:51 AM (FNtJ6)

109 How do we cut spending? First, we eliminate waste. We stop paying Medicaid bills that dead-beat dads should cover. That alone is a $1.4 billion cut. We stop sending unemployment checks to criminals. And we stop sending government checks to dead people. ThereÂ’s no reason to tolerate fraud. We had to fucking negotiate on that??? Yeah, the system, and us, are boned.

Posted by: RWC at December 12, 2013 04:51 AM (fWAjv)

110 36 University poll shows the insane Biden gaining on the corrupt and incompetent Cankles for 2016.

http://tinyurl.com/l9waysf

Posted by: Vic at December 12, 2013 08:26 AM (T2V/1)

A debate between these two would beggar the imagination of Franz Kafka and Edgar Alan Poe. It would give a new meaning to "grotesque."

Posted by: joncelli at December 12, 2013 04:51 AM (RD7QR)

111

Frankly, I'm tired of this shit talking point about how "elections have consequences" and the Republicans aren't in power, etc etc.

It's wrong. Republicans ARE in power. They control the House of Representatives. You know, the body from which all spending bills must originate? The People's House?

Our Establishment Betters are trying to say they have to come up with a budget that will pass the Senate. Why isn't the focus on making the Senate abide by a budget that is acceptable to the House? Hell, the GOP was elected to lead the House after watching Democrats go on a fucking spending spree, so don't give me that whole "elections have consequences" rap...why didn't THAT election have consequences for the Democrats?!?

We already know the answer...the Establishment is more interested in feathering their own nests than paying attention to the conservatives. Sad that Paul Ryan apparently cast his lot with those mothershitting fucks.

Posted by: @JohnTant at December 12, 2013 04:52 AM (eytER)

112 84 George W. Bush Sends Letter of Support To Alabama Kicker Receiving Death Threats After Missing Three Field Goals In Loss To AuburnÂ… For all his faults, Dubya was and is a good and decent man.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 12, 2013 04:53 AM (7ObY1)

113 61 >>Remember the CO judge who ordered the baker to make a wedding cake for the homosexuals engaged in lawfare or face fines? Well now he has changed that to "face jail". Un-fargin'-believable! Now where are all of those tools who lectured us about how we were crazy, chicken-little homophobes for predicting that SSM would lead to unabashed harassment of anyone who chose not to celebrate it from the rooftops??? Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2013 08:35 AM (JRmiD) I'd make their cake, it would look like my 5yo decorated it and taste like ass. But, if that's what they want, that's what they get.

Posted by: Jean at December 12, 2013 04:54 AM (4JkHl)

114
OAB - Plain language
TNH - Dishonest, Orwellian word games

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/s] at December 12, 2013 04:54 AM (UVadJ)

115 >>Don't look now, but CAC is on the Federalist again. Meatball Mapper link in name.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 12, 2013 04:54 AM (SUKHu)

116 109 fugue state > schizophrenic episode

jazz hands > schizophrenic episode
uptwinkles > schizophrenic episode

Obamacare website? > schizophrenic episode

Posted by: Kathleen Sebelius[/i][/b] at December 12, 2013 04:54 AM (5ikDv)

117 43 For CBD's Sunday cooking thread:

Liquor experts rate "store-bought" egg nog. I used to love egg nog but had to give it up. And, yes, home made is much better but in a drink that uses milk, crÃƒÂ¨me, and a dozen eggs in a quart, the cholesterol is simply too high for someone who has had a heart attack.

http://tinyurl.com/n4qog9e

Posted by: Vic at December 12, 2013 08:28 AM (T2V/1)

Vic, dietary cholesterol means sh*t. It's carbs and trans-fats that are evil. So raise a f*cking glass or 6 of nog this season, and thank me later.

Dr. Crank

Posted by: Conservative Crank at December 12, 2013 04:54 AM (d7H2D)

118

Remember the CO judge who ordered the baker to make a wedding cake for
the homosexuals engaged in lawfare or face fines? Well now he has
changed that to "face jail".

------------

Remember when a certain coblogger did swearsies that the gay "marriage" thing wasn't about being a cudgel to be used against people?

Yeah, good times.

Posted by: @JohnTant at December 12, 2013 04:55 AM (eytER)

119 Posted by: @JohnTant at December 12, 2013 08:52 AM (eytER) I agree with you! They donÂ’t care about spending, they are all full of it and I want Boehner gone as Speaker.

Posted by: Carol at December 12, 2013 04:55 AM (z4WKX)

120

MMMP, got any pictures of Yvonne De Carlo in The Ten Commandments.

"They hate us for our beauty."

Posted by: Jimbo at December 12, 2013 08:48 AM (V70Uh)

http://tinyurl.com/7rftuxl

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2013 04:55 AM (zF6Iw)

121 Okay - again I'm really struggling with this user fee argument. Ryan said the fee right now is split between the passenger (who pays 40%) and the taxpayer (who pays 60%). Ryan said they flipped that so that the passenger is paying 60% and the taxpayer is paying 40%... thus putting more of the cost to the person actually flying rather than the person sitting at home. The cost per TSA screen is not going up, it's just being burdened by the person actually flying rather than the guy sitting at home.. I don't agree that's a "tax increase" at all unless I'm really missing something on that. Now - the TSA and the idea of the TSA - fuck that noise.

Posted by: reality man at December 12, 2013 04:55 AM (9AQdP)

122 fugue state > schizophrenic episode jazz hands > schizophrenic episode uptwinkles > schizophrenic episode Obamacare website? > schizophrenic episode You win.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2013 04:56 AM (FNtJ6)

123 There are a myriad of "sarc" levels you can approach the fake sign language interpreter from. 1.) 'The Obama administration has hired Jantjie to assist deaf people on land-lines when they cant get onto the website and have to phone in their applications. 2.) Hey , Jantjie wasn't the only person at the funeral doing a "selfie". 3.) where can I get a gig like this?

Posted by: Judge_Roy_Bean at December 12, 2013 04:56 AM (ELMMc)

124 Adding to the "Birther" Conspiracy ...

Actual HuffPost update "CORRECTION: A previous version of this article referred incorrectly to Hawaii as an independent country"

Posted by: Kenya never looked so good at December 12, 2013 04:56 AM (e8kgV)

125 118 Vic, dietary cholesterol means sh*t. It's carbs and trans-fats that are evil. So raise a f*cking glass or 6 of nog this season, and thank me later.

Dr. Crank

Posted by: Conservative Crank at December 12, 2013 08:54 AM (d7H2D)

Are you really a Dr?

I am trying to follow the post heart attack advice diet of the Mayo clinic. They say to limit cholesterol to < 200 mg/day.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 12, 2013 04:56 AM (T2V/1)

126 I was watching Love and Death with Woody Allen. There was a beautiful countess that seduces him. She looked familiar so I looked her up. She was in the original Day of the Jackal. She played the pretty young girl mourning her fiance killed in Algeria who seduces the minister to get inside info on DeGaulle. Unfortuately, in real life she became depressed and jumped out the window of her flat on the Seine in Paris. Capucine was another favorite actress of mine. She too became depressed and jumped out the window but in Switzerland. Then there was Jean Seberg who took a bunch of pills in a car parked in Paris. Took them 20 days to notice her. And no, she wasn't blacklisted. Nor was Jane Fonda. If they didn't get as many job offers it was because they were pains in the ass. Show business is about image and if your image is about being an America hating radical, people won't see the flicks. Today, America hating is mandatory in Hwd though the America hating films don't do very well. Off track here. My point was that being an european actress has its dangers...

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 12, 2013 04:57 AM (h4eud)

127 AOSHQ #8 on that RightWingNews The 40 Best Conservative Websites (via theGatewayPundit) http://www.rightwingnews.com/john-hawkins/the-40-best-conservative-websites-of-2013/

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 12, 2013 04:57 AM (IXrOn)

128
A Firm Step Forward By Paul Ryan

First, letÂ’s remember how we got here: In 2011, President Obama signed into law the Budget Control Act. ... Unfortunately, the committee couldnÂ’t come to an agreement. And this year, the sequester took effect.

This act apparently just appeared on Obama's desk by magic without any Republican participation.

They didn't vote for it, they didn't write it, they didn't select the committee members. It was some wild Harry Potter shit that just happened.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 12, 2013 04:57 AM (kdS6q)

129 >>They're just dressing like women and children to make sure they get a spot on one of the lifeboats.

Ha ha ha! I can see it now...

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2013 04:57 AM (JRmiD)

130 "No doubt they were waiting until they could be sure he'd have another *government* job to go to. I'm sure he's got one lined up. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 12, 2013 08:33 AM"

FIFY.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 12, 2013 04:59 AM (knoK7)

131 @rickb223

Thanks for the nice, easy hanging curve , sir!

Posted by: noone, really [/i][/b] at December 12, 2013 05:00 AM (5ikDv)

132 Dear Judge Dildo,

Oh that's right. Sorry, I'd forgotten. Thanks for the reminder

Sincerely,
MWR

PS - Fuck you up the ass with a pineapple wrapped in arsenic-dipped razor wire, you festering pustule of loathsome excrement.

Dear MWR,

Pics or it didn't happen.

Sincerely,
Judge Dildopotamus

PS - Shouldn't that kind of hawtness be reserved for the ONT?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at December 12, 2013 05:00 AM (fwARV)

133 Vic, I got a nice diploma on the wall at home that says so. Most of what the public has been taught for the last 50 years about nutrition is dead wrong. Limiting salt intake has no effect on BP for over 85% of the population, and a low sodium diet may actually INCREASE the risk of heart disease. So, yeah, if your kidneys are healthy, go nuts with the sea salt (table salt is sh*t and is unhealthy) and don't fear the natural fats, though I would say enjoy them in moderation.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at December 12, 2013 05:01 AM (d7H2D)

134 128 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 12, 2013 08:57 AM (IXrOn)

Fox News is a "conservative" web site? I don't think so. And since Drudge is simply a news gather I am not sure I would have included it either.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 12, 2013 05:01 AM (T2V/1)

135 Re: the picture of Obama and the interpreter: One of these men has defrauded and misled millions after obtaining a position for which he is entirely unqualified, the other is a fake interpreter.

Posted by: MWTexas at December 12, 2013 05:02 AM (N05oL)

136 Did sign language guy make his 'schizophrenic episode' claim in sign language?

Posted by: mugiwara at December 12, 2013 05:02 AM (W7ffl)

137 Justice has become impossible. All reason has been thrown out the window. Our laws are blatantly violated by an "elite" class of lawbreakers. At some point, quickly approaching, this country will have to be retaken by force of arms. I think first we will have to learn a very hard lesson, and much blood will be shed in the reclamation - if it is at all possible. The bloodsucking tranzi progressive whores will not go quietly, and have already demonstrated a willingness to send their dogs of war to rob, smash, and kill.

Posted by: Fast Furious Fandango at December 12, 2013 05:04 AM (wgzFF)

138 Think TFG would do this? Â“Dear Cade (#43), Life has its setbacks. I know! However, you will be a stronger human with time. I wish you all the best.Â” It was signed, Â“Sincerely Â— another 43″ referring to Bush being the 43rd President of the United States. Sent to the Alabama kicker who has been getting death threats.

Posted by: RWC at December 12, 2013 05:05 AM (fWAjv)

139 134 Limiting salt intake has no effect on BP for over 85% of the population, and a low sodium diet may actually INCREASE the risk of heart disease. So, yeah, if your kidneys are healthy, go nuts with the sea salt (table salt is sh*t and is unhealthy) and don't fear the natural fats, though I would say enjoy them in moderation.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at December 12, 2013 09:01 AM (d7H2D)

I knew about the salt. Evem 7 years ago when I did all research there was a high debate on the salt issue. I ran a test where I took my blood pressure hourly and ate salty potato chips all day. - No impact, so I haven't worried about salt.

But I take pravastatin and my Dr religiously checks for cholesterol levels among other things.

He cut my pravastatin to 40 mg.day from 80, should I check to see if I can get rid of it all together?

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 12, 2013 05:05 AM (T2V/1)

140 From a Christian based counselling center Question: I dread Christmas. All anyone thinks about is how many presents they're getting and how much they cost. I'm a guy who doesn't have much to give my wife and kids, and so I feel like such a loser. Can you help me? Answer: 1. TIME: There is only so much of you to go around. Rethink who you donate you to, perhaps cutting back here or there so as to be able to take your wife out for a walk and a talk, to show up at your daughter's school play, or to just stay home, rent a video, and enjoy each other's company. 2. EMPATHY: Instead of getting defensive when your wife or child tells you their angry or hurt feelings, work hard to listen intently to how they are feeling, summarizing what they said and felt to make sure you got it right. Whether it be your wife arguing for a new kitchen table or your teenage son for a later curfew, put yourself in their shoes before trying to give your knee-jerk reaction. Whether you end up buying the table or bending on the curfew, your wife and son will know you care enough to listen. 3. PATIENCE: Waiting without blowing your top while your preschool daughter ties her shoes before you take her to daycare helps her to develop autonomy and you to develop tolerance for life's ups and downs. Your lower blood pressure will mean less arguments at home, less stress on the job, and more happiness for you. 4. SMILE: Instead of being grumpy, cynical, and an old grouch, try forcing yourself to smile a little bit each day. Amazingly, you will find that it is somewhat contagious, your wife and children exchanging their sad frowns for a happy face, and you yourself reframing what you thought was "a disastrous problem" into "a challenging opportunity." Gradually, you will be turning your family into optimists and problem solvers, for which all of us will thank you. So, my advice is that you stop worrying about what you can not buy, and start thinking about how you impact on your family, more so than any teacher, peer, movie, or book will ever touch them. You have the ability to give them the priceless gift of yourself, which you will not find at Macy's or Penney's, nor even at the North Pole, just under your own nose.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2013 05:05 AM (BC6cY)

141 If they wanted a wedding cake they could have just ordered a wedding cake. They didn't have to ask for a man and a man on top they could have bought it themselves and put it on. And they didn't have to announce to the bakery that they were having a fabulous wedding. It's not the same as discriminating against a minority who have immutable traits. Homosexuality is a behavior and you can control your behavior. But instead they want to shove it in the faces of the religious because they are assholes.

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 12, 2013 05:05 AM (h4eud)

142 Glycemic index is what I live by. And exercise. But I have cancer, so maybe I should eat carbs, drink and smoke. Plus whore around. Think I just found my New Years' resolutions.

Posted by: NCKate at December 12, 2013 05:07 AM (R2eVV)

143 142 Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 12, 2013 09:05 AM (h4eud)

It is the new trend among that crowd. They seek out Christian establishments and make sure to let them know they are gay and ask for gay things, then instigate lawfare in an effort to bankrupt them and shut them down.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 12, 2013 05:08 AM (T2V/1)

144 Morning all. It's Thursday already?

Posted by: Mainah at December 12, 2013 05:09 AM (659DL)

145 But instead they want to shove it in the faces of the religious because they are assholes. Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 12, 2013 09:05 AM (h4eud) What's sick is, all of these self-named "groups" will make others angry towards them for the very antics they are pulling. It's not racist, or homophobic or whatever. It's more like anti-assholes. So, in trying to be "so tolerant" and "diverse" and pushing an agenda, they are simply making it worse. I don't think radicalism always gets one where they want to be. Nor, edge it along. Sometimes it just reverses and good will, and more damage is done as a result. pancake time

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Done Christmas Shopping!!! at December 12, 2013 05:09 AM (IXrOn)

146 What do the Morons think about eliminating the catcher's ability to block home plate?

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 12, 2013 05:10 AM (T2V/1)

147

Capucine was another favorite actress of mine. She too became depressed and jumped out the window but in Switzerland.

From what I can tell, it's nothing more than gossip, but William Holden was rumored to have once had a threesome with Capucine and Audrey Hepburn.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2013 05:10 AM (zF6Iw)

148 Did sign language guy make his 'schizophrenic episode' claim in sign language? So many Helen Keller jokes...... Where's polynikes? Opportunity to diversify the joke warehouse.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2013 05:10 AM (FNtJ6)

149
There are a myriad of "sarc" levels you can approach the fake sign language interpreter from.

It'd be fun to put him, and Trayvon's Jeantel into the same room for a couple hours.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at December 12, 2013 05:10 AM (0IhFx)

150 Vic, I will caveat my advice with I am ER, not a GP, so I have less insight into chronic management. That being said, while statins do a great job of lowering cholesterol, they have essentially zero impact on mortality, and that is clearly demonstrated in the literature. They are not benign drugs, either.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at December 12, 2013 05:11 AM (d7H2D)

151 147 Are we still talking about the gay agenda or baseball?

Posted by: NCKate at December 12, 2013 05:11 AM (R2eVV)

152 Dishonest, Orwellian word games are only going to make matters worse. Yeah. If we're stealing pages from the progressive playbook, perhaps these aren't the pages we're looking for.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at December 12, 2013 05:12 AM (P1qPX)

153 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 12, 2013 08:57 AM (IXrOn) Fox News is a "conservative" web site? I don't think so. And since Drudge is simply a news gather I am not sure I would have included it either. Posted by: Vic at December 12, 2013 09:01 AM (T2V/1) Other than Ace, Drudge is my number one site I check first each morning. Even though it is more of a portal to news, it is the news selection and juxtapositions that are fun - and a lot to absorb in all facets of newsworthy. That is just their rundown of the top conservative sites. There is a link there to the "uber" list, which puts Ace at 44.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Done Christmas Shopping!!! at December 12, 2013 05:12 AM (IXrOn)

154

Posted by: RWC at December 12, 2013 09:05 AM (fWAjv)

Dubya is a class act from head to toe. I miss the days when we had an American President.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2013 05:13 AM (zF6Iw)

155 "Wisconsin Republican Rep. Paul Ryan defended his budget deal from a
skeptical Sean Hannity Wednesday night, echoing President Barack Obama
mantra by saying that elections have consequences"

--

They regained and kept the House in '10 and '12. He must've forgotten.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 12, 2013 05:13 AM (XB5Ak)

156 i love buster posey (he's my favorite player on my favorite team) but the no collision at home rule is BULLSHIT

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at December 12, 2013 05:14 AM (u8GsB)

157 They are not benign drugs, either.

They do a number on muscles.

Posted by: EC at December 12, 2013 05:14 AM (GQ8sn)

158 151 Posted by: Conservative Crank at December 12, 2013 09:11 AM (d7H2D)

Yeah, I now statins are bad on the liver, especially when you drink as much as I do. But I'll have to do what Dr says or he will turn me out. And there aren't any more in town who are taking patients, especially one about to go on Medicare.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 12, 2013 05:14 AM (T2V/1)

159 you will find that it is somewhat contagious, your wife and children exchanging their sad frowns for a happy face

No I won't.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 12, 2013 05:14 AM (ZKzrr)

160 152 147 Are we still talking about the gay agenda or baseball?

Posted by: NCKate at December 12, 2013 09:11 AM (R2eVV)

LOL, baseball

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 12, 2013 05:14 AM (T2V/1)

161 I hate the showers I have to take after clicking through to Infowars and some of the other "content providers" that get linked from Drudge. Here? Nobody bathes here. Mue bueno.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at December 12, 2013 05:15 AM (P1qPX)

162

HAH! The Golden Globe nominations are out, and you know what I love? For all her race-baiting camera-whoring over the summer, neither Oprah nor "Lee Daniels' The Butler" got nominated for anything.

List of Nominations: http://tiny.cc/hjgz7w

That gives me a warm, happy glow.

Mind you, I haven't heard of 85% of the films nominated, and pretty much none of the TV specials, miniseries or movies. But still: no Oprah. Yay!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 12, 2013 05:15 AM (4df7R)

163 An the suggestions in #141 for what to give at Christmas would work equally well with women who don't have much to give their families. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2013 05:15 AM (BC6cY)

164 i love buster posey (he's my favorite player on my favorite team) but the no collision at home rule is BULLSHIT

Yeah. I read it as "no more throws to home plate."

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 12, 2013 05:15 AM (ZKzrr)

165 But I have cancer, so maybe I should eat carbs, drink and smoke. Plus whore around. Think I just found my New Years' resolutions.

Posted by: NCKate at December 12, 2013 09:07 AM (R2eVV)

**sends over roofie colada** How you doin'?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2013 05:15 AM (zF6Iw)

166 What do the Morons think about eliminating the catcher's ability to block home plate? Posted by: Vic at December 12, 2013 09:10 AM (T2V/1) It's stupid. They might as well eliminate trying to break up double plays and intentionally hitting batters.

Posted by: Mainah at December 12, 2013 05:16 AM (659DL)

167 Correct me if I am wrong but compelling a person to perform a service for another is technically and legally slavery.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 12, 2013 05:16 AM (O3C36)

168 What do the Morons think about eliminating the catcher's ability to block home plate?

Posted by: Vic at December 12, 2013 09:10 AM (T2V/1)

____________________

The libs are going to ruin baseball too.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 12, 2013 05:16 AM (32Ze2)

169 Morning all. Sorry I'm late. My hundred pound lap dog demanded a tour of his domain. Place is like the tundra today. More of that nasty global warming effect. Didn't matter to "he who must be obeyed". Dog has me right where he wants me.

Posted by: tubal at December 12, 2013 05:17 AM (YEQ2h)

170 Wow, the pussification of America has caught up with baseball? Color me shocked. Next up, Apple Pie. Oh wait, "she" has probably already declared that unhealthy for the proles.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at December 12, 2013 05:18 AM (P1qPX)

171 What do the Morons think about eliminating the catcher's ability to block home plate?
Posted by: Vic at December 12, 2013 09:10 AM (T2V/1)
____________________
The libs are going to ruin baseball too.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 12, 2013 09:16 AM (32Ze2)

George Carlin's thoughts on how to make baseball more exciting:

"In the outfield, I would have a series of randomly placed landmines."

Posted by: EC at December 12, 2013 05:18 AM (GQ8sn)

172 Perhaps Oprah can hope that"The Butler" is nominated for "The Academy Awards". Oprah does not strike me as a very happy woman despite all her success.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2013 05:18 AM (BC6cY)

173

Dear MWR,

Pics or it didn't happen.

Sincerely,

Judge Dildopotamus

PS - Shouldn't that kind of hawtness be reserved for the ONT?

Dear Judge Dillhole,

You're the one getting fucked up the ass with the pineapple. Take your own pics. eww.

Sincerely,

MWR

PS -- When it comes to beating up on tyrannical members of the judicial system, all threads are the ONT. *angelic smile*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 12, 2013 05:18 AM (4df7R)

174 Actual HuffPost update "CORRECTION: A previous version of this article referred incorrectly to Hawaii as an independent country" Posted by: Kenya never looked so good Happens to New Mexico all the time. And Hawaii is so very far away. Hawaii: Separate country. Israel: Not.

Posted by: Clove Hookahsmoker, the mindful webworker at December 12, 2013 05:18 AM (G58bp)

175 Salt is salt. Its all NaCl, unless its "fake" salt which is KCl, still chemically a "salt". The sea salt just has whatever contaminants or trace elements are present in sea water.

The commercially mined salt is in fact "sea salt" too -- its just millions of years old deposits, not freshly produced by evaporation.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/s] at December 12, 2013 05:18 AM (UVadJ)

176

Correct me if I am wrong but compelling a person to perform a service for another is technically and legally slavery.

200+ years of American exceptionalism down the drain because of a generation of spoiled pantywaists with daddy issues.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2013 05:18 AM (zF6Iw)

177 Correct me if I am wrong but compelling a person to perform a service for another is technically and legally slavery. Posted by: Vashta Nerada I wonder if the judge who ruled, "comply or face jail time" could be charged with slavery?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2013 05:20 AM (FNtJ6)

178

What do the Morons think about eliminating the catcher's ability to block home plate?

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Why bother even having the game at this point? Might as well have the league play the video game version.

Posted by: @JohnTant at December 12, 2013 05:20 AM (eytER)

179 Oprah and Lee Daniels snubbed? Oh, geez, here we go again....

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2013 05:21 AM (JRmiD)

180 **sends over roofie colada** How you doin'?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2013 09:15 AM (zF6Iw)

Don't drink it, NCKate! He's trying to pull a fast one!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 12, 2013 05:21 AM (4df7R)

181 If you look at the stuff Hilary Miller writes, its easy to see why Hawaii might have been mistaken for a country

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/hilary-miller/

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/s] at December 12, 2013 05:21 AM (UVadJ)

182 Catchers blocking home plate - leads to violent collisions, and there is far too much violence in American culture already. Intentionally hitting batters - see above. And possibly rayciss too, depending on the races of the pitcher and the hitter. Trying to break up double plays - isn't a single play enough? Why should these one percenters be permitted to get greedy and take out two runners? One of those bases should be redistributed to the team that's losing, so there are no hard feelings. Don't laugh. Look what they're doing to Football.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 12, 2013 05:22 AM (7ObY1)

183 167 It's stupid. They might as well eliminate trying to break up double plays and intentionally hitting batters.

Posted by: Mainah at December 12, 2013 09:16 AM (659DL)

I don't mind the "brush back" but throwing an intentional bean ball should be grounds for expulsion from the game and a fine.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 12, 2013 05:22 AM (T2V/1)

184

What do the Morons think about eliminating the catcher's ability to block home plate?

Posted by: Vic at December 12, 2013 09:10 AM (T2V/1)

I keep wondering how the hell they plan to prevent it. You've got a guy travelling however fast, running at home plate, and the catcher at home plate trying to get the ball. What, is the catcher supposed to step back and just ole the runner through like a toreador? WTF?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 12, 2013 05:23 AM (4df7R)

185 Posted by: Vic at December 12, 2013 08:20 AM (T2V/1) So California got Scroogled? Bwahaha ha! (Apologies to CA Morons, but you alteady know your state is insane, I hope.)

Posted by: LizLem at December 12, 2013 05:23 AM (+CP1/)

186

Next target for Teh Ghey Mafia is the Catholic and Pentacostal Churches.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 12, 2013 05:24 AM (32Ze2)

187 It's Frank Sinatra's birthday! (singing Fly Me to the Moon)

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 12, 2013 05:24 AM (7ObY1)

188 Oprah and Lee Daniels snubbed? Oh, geez, here we go again....

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2013 09:21 AM (JRmiD)

Admittedly the Golden Globes are not the Oscars, but they're close enough for government work, as they say. And they can't go blaming racism because "12 Years a Slave" DID get nominated, several times.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 12, 2013 05:24 AM (4df7R)

189 Plus whore around. Think I just found my New Years' resolutions.

Posted by: NCKate at December 12, 2013 09:07 AM (R2eVV)

Well hellooooo...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at December 12, 2013 05:24 AM (fwARV)

190 45 Rachell Maddow has joined WaPo.

Posted by: Vic at December 12, 2013 08:29 AM (T2V/1) =========================================== WaPo probably thinks Maddow is a "centrist voice". If they characterize Jennifer Rubin as "conservative" it's a fair bet.

Posted by: MTF at December 12, 2013 05:24 AM (B5y+v)

191 It's obviously a political ploy-suing people who don't want to make a wedding cake, and in the one case, they were willing to make the cake, just not decorate it. Despite what someone said on this thread, I think most places wouldn't have an issue with their being only one bekery in the town or there not being one in a town nearby. What do people do who live in the absolute sticks and don't have a bakery? You can probably order cakes online However, angry people feel it would not be a good witness if you're a Christian to make a lousy cake or even worse,a one that makes people sick. So your choices are either to pay the fine, go to jail or to make the cake, and say "I feel compelled to make this under duress but I offer it with love even though I don't support gay marriage" And pray for people who are willing to sue you over this, because I can still not comprehend why you;d want someone who was forced into it to make a cake for you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2013 05:25 AM (BC6cY)

192 Meant "someone said on this topic" not on this thread.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2013 05:25 AM (BC6cY)

193 186 So California got Scroogled? Bwahaha ha! (Apologies to CA Morons, but you alteady know your state is insane, I hope.)

Posted by: LizLem at December 12, 2013 09:23 AM (+CP1/)

My first impression was "you voted for this corrupt asshole, enjoy your shit sandwich".

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 12, 2013 05:26 AM (T2V/1)

194 Dear Judge Dillhole,
You're the one getting fucked up the ass with the pineapple. Take your own pics. eww.
Sincerely,
MWR
PS -- When it comes to beating up on tyrannical members of the judicial system, all threads are the ONT. *angelic smile*

Dear MWR,

Yes, dear.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at December 12, 2013 05:26 AM (fwARV)

195 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 12, 2013 09:23 AM (4df7R) If it saves just. one. life. and the children.

Posted by: RWC at December 12, 2013 05:26 AM (fWAjv)

196 >>Next up, Apple Pie. Oh wait, "she" has probably already declared that unhealthy for the proles.

Didn't you see this? They put it out in time for Thanksgiving.
Yeah, we soooo had fruit cocktail for dessert, Uh huh...

http://preview.tinyurl.com/pw7b6ob

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2013 05:26 AM (JRmiD)

197 >>I don't mind the "brush back" but throwing an intentional bean ball should be grounds for expulsion from the game and a fine. It is. Eliminating blocking the plate is a stupid idea. The problem isn't blocking the plate, the problem is a lot guys are never trained how to do it properly.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2013 05:26 AM (g1DWB)

198 Well hellooooo...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at December 12, 2013 09:24 AM (fwARV)

Look out, NCKate! Another one!

....

Hey, hang on a second. How'd you get out of my basement, Nearsider?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 12, 2013 05:26 AM (4df7R)

199 Dump up.

Posted by: @JohnTant at December 12, 2013 05:26 AM (eytER)

200 I don't mind the "brush back" but throwing an intentional bean ball should be grounds for expulsion from the game and a fine. Posted by: Vic at December 12, 2013 09:22 AM (T2V/1) I should clarify a bit. I don't have a problem with throwing inside and hitting a batter because I'm of the belief that it's been part of the game where messages are sent. BUT, I have a big problem with a pitcher who throws at a batter's head. That doesn't need to be done. Take a little off it and throw inside around the thighs.

Posted by: Mainah at December 12, 2013 05:27 AM (659DL)

201 I knew this would be a short thread, dump is up

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 12, 2013 05:27 AM (T2V/1)

202 50 Jane Russell and Marilyn Monroe in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes: http://tinyurl.com/n2cqnn7 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2013 08:30 AM (zF6Iw) Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't Jane a Republican who, at the height of her fame, hosted bible studies in Hollywood with her fellow coworkers? They don't make 'em like that in Tinseltown anymore, sadly.

Posted by: LizLem at December 12, 2013 05:27 AM (HL9N8)

203 Correct me if I am wrong but compelling a person to perform a service for another is technically and legally slavery.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 12, 2013 09:16 AM (O3C36)

UNLESS the service is to be provided for a special snowflake, then it becomes a civic duty required of any member of an inclusive society.

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 12, 2013 05:28 AM (o3MSL)

204 187 Next target for Teh Ghey Mafia is the Catholic and Pentacostal Churches.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 12, 2013 09:24 AM (32Ze2)

The churches are definitely in the crosshairs of the government. At stake is their tax-exempt status, although the gay marriage assault is part and parcel of a broad attack. The communists, state and federal, will likely launch a multi-faceted attack. Death by lawyer.

Incidentally, secularists on the left and the right are sympathetic to churches not being exempt from taxes.

Posted by: tubal at December 12, 2013 05:28 AM (YEQ2h)

205 I can still not comprehend why you;d want someone who was forced into it to make a cake for you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2013 09:25 AM (BC6cY)

There is a one word answer to your question:

SUBMIT!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 12, 2013 05:29 AM (o3MSL)

206 I can still not comprehend why you;d want someone who was forced into it to make a cake for you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2013 09:25 AM (BC6cY)

__________________

Kabuki Theater. It is not the cake they were interested in per se. The Bakery kerfuffle is only a means to an end. The warning is NOT to cross Teh Ghey Mafia.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 12, 2013 05:31 AM (32Ze2)

207 Dear MWR,

Yes, dear.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at December 12, 2013 09:26 AM (fwARV)

Good boy.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 12, 2013 05:31 AM (4df7R)

208 Folks, dump has been up for 15 minutes. If you like your stale thread, you can keep your stale thread though.

Posted by: RWC at December 12, 2013 05:32 AM (fWAjv)

209 This was who MPPP was talking about;

http://tiny.cc/91gz7w

Posted by: jeffrey pelt at December 12, 2013 05:34 AM (Jsiw/)

210 Purp, if you're still here, the sea salt does have more trace elements in it, like potassium and naturally occurring iodine, as opposed to Morton's which has to add iodine to their salt. I would guess it's the trace elements that make the difference, though I'm not certain on the actual biochemistry of it.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at December 12, 2013 05:34 AM (d7H2D)

211

Acting on one of the kindle daily deals that was posted by Vic a few days ago, I got the Exorcist for @1.99.

I loved the film, but the book has some parts that are far more scary.

A quote that stood out for me is when Father Karras first encounters the possessed Regan, and the demon in her tries to get Karras to unbind her/it. When Karras said if you are the Devil, why don't you make the straps disappear.

It said to him "Come, that is much too vulgar a display of power. After all, I am a prince! 'The Prince of This World', as some strange person said of me once. Can't quite remember who. I much prefer persuasion Karras, togetherness, community involvement. Moreover, if I losen the staps myself, I deny you the opportunity of performing a charitable act."

I found that section to be disturbingly prescient and parallel to what I see in real life today. And people say that real horror is dead.....

Posted by: Azenogoth at December 12, 2013 05:41 AM (f6ZLT)

212 "If you look at the stuff Hilary Miller writes, its easy to see why Hawaii might have been mistaken for a country
Posted by: Purp at December 12, 2013 09:21 AM"

Reminds me of that little jab at Reagan that was thrown into the opening scenes of Jumping Jack Flash. "In other news, the president apparently forgot that Hawaii is a state, referring to it as 'our strongest ally in the Pacific.'"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 12, 2013 05:42 AM (knoK7)

213 My cousin returned from a check-up and reiterated the doc told him no table salt but sea salt was fine. this puzzled me. There is a difference, as table salt is refined with anti-caking agent added. But I thought NaCl was the problem, I guess not? Iodine, maybe?

Posted by: Cicero Kid at December 12, 2013 05:52 AM (6fSty)

214 If Biden is gaining support for 2016 it is because they know they can use him as a human sacrifice against any Republican. He is the number one Democrat they can afford to have a big fat L(oser) tattooed on his forehead. The rest of their shallow bench is needed for fundraising including Benghazi Hillary .

Posted by: Lester at December 12, 2013 06:06 AM (2UPXV)

215 Sea salt isn't as salty (sodium-y?). Yeah that sounds stupid but true. It also has minerals in it. My doc said the same thing as your cousin's but I have to restrict sea salt too. I think sea salt tastes better but I make up the difference with pepper.

Posted by: Lester at December 12, 2013 06:11 AM (2UPXV)

216 "The sign language interpreter at the Mandela memorial was a schizo"

Does this mean that since Obama (according to the left, the most threatened and endangered President in history - because we're all racists or something) stood next to a schizo and gave a speech and absolutely nothing happened - other than a good laugh - that we can make an argument to start downsizing the President's secret service details? or at least Valarie Jarrett's?

Posted by: 2nd Amendment Mother at December 12, 2013 08:16 AM (L4CWX)

217 185 billion cubic miles of rock would form a cube 5,698 miles on a side.

Or a sphere 7,069 miles in diameter.

The Yellowstone supervolcano is, therefore, a magma Tardis, and it will kill us all.

Posted by: Troll Feeder does the math at December 12, 2013 10:08 AM (rVf0p)

218 Nancy Pelosi says "embrace the suck" re: this deal to Democrats. Well, at least they aren't happy either.

Posted by: sexypig at December 12, 2013 10:35 AM (dZQh7)

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