March 19, 2013

Top Headline Comments 3-19-13
— Gabriel Malor

Happy Tuesday.

Sen. Paul will announce his plan on immigration today. Oh, excuse me, I was told yesterday that I have to use the term "illegal immigration" when I talk about this stuff because otherwise I'm letting my bias show. Well, anyway, Paul is signing on to the "pathway to citizenship" camp, though there's no indication he's part of the bipartisan reform talks currently taking place in D.C.

Jim Pethokoukis isn't that impressed with the GOP budget. But not for the reasons you might think.

California unemployment holds at 9.8 percent, the highest in America.

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1 DAY 133 1,327 to go (1,402 to Inauguration Day 2017) Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, McCain's, MIRV's, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, miscreants, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2013 02:52 AM (XkWWK)

2 Good Morning Morons.  Today is Tuesday, March 19, 2013.  On this day in 1943 Frank Nitti committed suicide in a Chicago rail yard.  And No, Kevin Cosner did not throw him from a roof in Chicago.

Posted by: Vic at March 19, 2013 02:52 AM (53z96)

3 CO Governor ready to sign all those unconstitutional gun laws into effect.  I do hope the NRA sues.

http://is.gd/KKr1uQ

Posted by: Vic at March 19, 2013 02:52 AM (53z96)

4 And Magpul says CO can go to hell because they are going to TX.

http://is.gd/9pftWP

Posted by: Vic at March 19, 2013 02:53 AM (53z96)

5 I like this GOP autopsy report. How can a corpse make a report on itself? Sheesh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2013 02:53 AM (XkWWK)

6 No Easter Egg hunt at the WH but plenty of vacation travel and golf.

http://is.gd/oa8UEL

Posted by: Vic at March 19, 2013 02:53 AM (53z96)

7 GOP leadership wants to choose who moderates the debates on TV.  So you want to pick which turd to eat?   How about you host the debates yourself and do away with the news people in toto.  There are no network news people who will give you a fair shake.  Spend the $10M on debates instead of worthless minority outreach.

http://is.gd/N5PPxE

Posted by: Vic at March 19, 2013 02:53 AM (53z96)

8 YAY- Magpul. Wish they were coming to NC, or SC. But TX is good.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 19, 2013 02:53 AM (4Mv1T)

9 Looks like I will be dumping WaPo.  It is going behind a paywall.  I donÂ’t use much from them now.  Mostly examples of how screwed up they are.  Yes, there is a reason they are going bankrupt, and it isnÂ’t free Internet news.

http://is.gd/BueI2Q

Posted by: Vic at March 19, 2013 02:53 AM (53z96)

10 Waaaaa!  Bill Maher doesnÂ’t like his high taxes.  You WILL like that shit sandwich since you ordered it.

http://is.gd/CDm2U0

Posted by: Vic at March 19, 2013 02:54 AM (53z96)

11 47% asshole is a tax scofflaw.  

http://is.gd/wCgMdl

Posted by: Vic at March 19, 2013 02:54 AM (53z96)

12 Here is why on-line voting simply will not work.

http://is.gd/RXCQA8

Posted by: Vic at March 19, 2013 02:54 AM (53z96)

13 Yiddish Word of the Day: "Vi der ruach zogt gut morgen" Where the devil says good morning! (has many meanings; usually appended to another phrase)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2013 02:55 AM (XkWWK)

14 The subsidy racket in action.  Crony corruption at its finest.  In a nation with real laws there would be some people going to jail over this shit.   When was the last time DC crooks went to jail over “subsidies”?  Teapot Dome?

http://is.gd/hBFYEf

Posted by: Vic at March 19, 2013 02:55 AM (53z96)

15 And what is Obama planning to do to fight the non-existent AGW bullshit?  He wants to eliminate the suburbs and force everyone into the high tax urban areas.  A plan supported by all the urban area Democrat mayors.

http://is.gd/VURwxm

Posted by: Vic at March 19, 2013 02:55 AM (53z96)

16 The liberal Pew organization finds MSNBC is 85% opinion.  They also find Fox has a lot, but they fail to say that is because after the 6 pm news nearly every show on Fox is an “opinion show” and labeled as such.

http://is.gd/77A17z

Posted by: Vic at March 19, 2013 02:55 AM (53z96)

17 Sanford is expected to win todayÂ’s 1st district primary but not by enough to avoid a runoff.  And it will likely be by less voters than the number of people who attend a HS football game.

http://is.gd/bSUeLZ

Posted by: Vic at March 19, 2013 02:56 AM (53z96)

18 6 No Easter Egg hunt at the WH but plenty of vacation travel and golf. http://is.gd/oa8UEL Posted by: Vic at March 19, 2013 06:53 AM (53z96) Land mine hunt for Ramadan. Joos up front!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2013 02:56 AM (XkWWK)

19 So what is the $10M GOP outreach program?  Gays, minorities, and women.

http://is.gd/1r4xPl

Posted by: Vic at March 19, 2013 02:56 AM (53z96)

20

Good morning, ‘rons and ‘ronettes.  I hope youÂ’ll forgive me the short story today, but the drive in to work took a lot out of me:

 

 

Gary Cooper began his career in silent films (check out his performance in 1927Â’s Wings if you ever have the chance), and, like most actors of the time, didnÂ’t think much of talkies.  But it wasnÂ’t the actors who embraced the technology – it was audiences, and they demanded talking movies so quickly that most studios were caught flatfooted.

 

 

So it happened that in 1928, Cooper and co-star Nancy Carroll were finishing The Shopworn Angel for MGM.  Fifty-nine minutes and forty-five seconds of the hour-long picture ran in silence.  Then, as Cooper recalled, years later, “I studied my script containing this new thing called dialogue, until I was letter perfect.”

 

 

Came the film’s final scene – a wedding:

 

 

COOPER: “I do.”
CARROLL:  “I do.”

 

 

“On those four words,” Cooper laughed, “the picture was released as a talkie.”

 

Hope you all have a wonderful day.  Stay safe, NE morons.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 19, 2013 02:56 AM (zF6Iw)

21 And Byron York states the obvious.

http://is.gd/h0uB1A

Posted by: Vic at March 19, 2013 02:56 AM (53z96)

22 Back in the 50s and 60s all the spy stories concentrated on the Russian “Honey Trap”.  In real life it is the Chinese who are doing it.

http://is.gd/cVjhr7

Posted by: Vic at March 19, 2013 02:57 AM (53z96)

23 LOL how about this column on the RNC debacle:

RNC leadershipÂ’s idea: LetÂ’s make the party more like RNC leadership, less like its base


Pretty close to what I have been saying.  They want to make sure they lose every State.


http://is.gd/0u6mir

Posted by: Vic at March 19, 2013 02:57 AM (53z96)

24 Looks like Rand Paul is selling us out now.  He supports citizenship for illegals.

http://is.gd/GCNhTx

Posted by: Vic at March 19, 2013 02:57 AM (53z96)

25 Hagel buckling down to what he was put in place to do; destroy the military.

http://is.gd/wnD5nd

Posted by: Vic at March 19, 2013 02:58 AM (53z96)

26 Someone wrote it here a while back: Reince Preibus = Rancid Pubis.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2013 02:58 AM (XkWWK)

27 Kindle Daily Deals

http://is.gd/IbSJ34



And thatÂ’s it for Tuesday, March 19, 2013.

Posted by: Vic at March 19, 2013 02:58 AM (53z96)

28 Yeah, you do have to use the term "illegal immigration" since the libs try to dictate language.  The problem is illegal immigration, not immigration in general.

Posted by: disa at March 19, 2013 02:58 AM (R+h7Q)

29 "15 And what is Obama planning to do to fight the non-existent AGW bullshit? He wants to eliminate the suburbs and force everyone into the high tax urban areas. A plan supported by all the urban area Democrat mayors." Yeah those incompetents blame decades of "white flight" for all their problems. I think they're pissed that their tax base fled beyond their city limits all that sweet, sweet tax money that could be used for graft and corruption is out of reach. What's the point of having this minority driven stranglehold on a city if you have no money to redistribute. Some places like CA and IL are experiencing this on a state level.

Posted by: vote Lord Humungus 2016 at March 19, 2013 03:02 AM (HEa5q)

30 We shouldn't even be using "illegal immigration" because it is not immigration.



We should be using "illegal migration".

Posted by: Vic at March 19, 2013 03:02 AM (53z96)

31 Anyone have news about Persepolis being banned in Chicago? Only lefty websites are coming up in my searches.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at March 19, 2013 03:03 AM (53riN)

32

HuffPo OpEd on media coverage:

 

“Terrible reportage…”

“Official sources lied repeatedly and some of the most prestigious members of the Fourth Estate eagerly lapped it up.”

 Â“NBC, ABC, CBS, PBS, CNN, and FoxÂ…These news sources also assiduously avoided giving much coverage…”

 

 

There are almost 1,500 words in the linked essay. ‘BenghaziÂ’ is not one of them. There may be some grains of truth in the article, which is about the war in Iraq. But to write an article with righteous indignation over press failures to call out the Administration ten years ago and not mention that it's at least as bad now?

 

 

http://tinyurl.com/csspk2k

Posted by: MarkW at March 19, 2013 03:04 AM (NVDWF)

33 We need photos of that Chinese Honey Trap

You know, for research purposes

Posted by: Dastardly Dan at March 19, 2013 03:04 AM (2iVM3)

34 I like this GOP autopsy report. How can a corpse make a report on itself?

Sheesh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2013 06:53 AM (XkWWK)



It reads like it was written by a fucking flatliner and the conclusions smell like an entombed RINO.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 19, 2013 03:04 AM (9iA12)

35 >> No Easter Egg hunt at the WH but plenty of vacation travel and golf. Is the DC establishment so out of it that they don't realize that no one outside the beltway gives a flying F about a bunch of media brats running around the lawn looking for eggs? Good. cancel it. cancel the golf trips and the hair salon and the whole lot of it.

Posted by: Endeavor to Persevere at March 19, 2013 03:06 AM (zZJJp)

36 ::::24 Looks like Rand Paul is selling us out now. He supports citizenship for illegals.:::: I don't think he's selling us out. He would have had to have been one of us in the first place. I'm convinced Fruitbat Jr. is just more able and/or willing to hide his intentions in the furtherance of his own personal ambition. Not smarter than Fruitbat Sr. Just more cunning.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 19, 2013 03:06 AM (JDIKC)

37

One day, I will live in a world where things on my screen post to the thread as they appear right before I press the 'post' button, complete with proper spacing and carriage returns.

 

Today is not that day. Yesterday wasn't, either. Back in the barrel for me.

Posted by: MarkW at March 19, 2013 03:07 AM (NVDWF)

38 Not smarter than Fruitbat Sr. Just more cunning.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 19, 2013 07:06 AM (JDIKC)



So you are saying he isn't selling us out because he never bought in???  From what I had seen he was more rational than crazy dime eyes.

Posted by: Vic at March 19, 2013 03:08 AM (53z96)

39 Posted by: MarkW at March 19, 2013 07:07 AM (NVDWF)


Use three hard returns after every paragraph break.

Posted by: Vic at March 19, 2013 03:09 AM (53z96)

40 Thanks, Vic.

Posted by: MarkW at March 19, 2013 03:10 AM (NVDWF)

41 The more comprehensive immigration reforms that are out there, the less likely that any of them past.

Posted by: Jean at March 19, 2013 03:11 AM (k8qQE)

42 Reince Preibus = Rancid Pubis.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2013 06:58 AM (XkWWK)



As bad as Michael Steele was, he had the sense to stay out of the fucking way of the 2010 midterms where the party, thanks to the Tea Party, made huge gains.  The financial coffers were pretty fucking empty though, so Top Men said he had to go.  Now the party got its collective ass kicked, particularly in races where fat fuck Rove was involved, but the party seems to not have a cash problem.



I guess it's not even necessary to pretend about being about winning.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 19, 2013 03:11 AM (9iA12)

43 It's alright, Gabe.  Whether you let your bias show or not, all of us here pretty much know what your biases are. 

Feel free to hide them.  Especially on that one topic that shall remain nameless. 

Posted by: BurtTC at March 19, 2013 03:12 AM (BeSEI)

44 I don't think deporting 11-20 million illegals is a practical solution. The issue is sealing and controlling the damned borders. After that, we can figure out how to deal with those here illegally. And I do not support some sort of automatic path to citizenship, unless they get zero benefits and cannot vote for 25 years. BORDER SECURITY IS THE ISSUE.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2013 03:12 AM (XkWWK)

45 ::::So you are saying he isn't selling us out because he never bought in??? From what I had seen he was more rational than crazy dime eyes. ::::: He's an ophthalmologist. They know how to mask crazy eyes.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 19, 2013 03:12 AM (JDIKC)

46 20 -

So what you are saying is, Singing In the Rain was actually a documentary? 

Good to know.


Posted by: BurtTC at March 19, 2013 03:14 AM (BeSEI)

47 I don't think deporting 11-20 million illegals is a practical solution.


Deny them benefits, prosecute people who hire them, and when stopped for various law breaking deport them.  The rest will deport themselves when they figure out there is no more free lunch here.

Posted by: Vic at March 19, 2013 03:14 AM (53z96)

48 Yeah, you do have to use the term "illegal immigration"

Current Federal law uses the term "illegal alien"...which will be what I continue to use.

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 19, 2013 03:14 AM (/gHaE)

49 37 One day, I will live in a world where things on my screen post to the thread as they appear right before I press the 'post' button, complete with proper spacing and carriage returns. Today is not that day. Yesterday wasn't, either. Back in the barrel for me. Posted by: MarkW at March 19, 2013 07:07 AM (NVDWF) Dude, looks like your return key is working. I cannot even do italics, bold and other groovy stuff.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2013 03:15 AM (XkWWK)

50 46 Posted by: Vic at March 19, 2013 07:14 AM (53z96) Exactly. Why not court the black youth vote by telling them that illegals take jobs food and benefits away from minorities? It's evil but divide and conquer works for the leftists. Just saying.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2013 03:16 AM (XkWWK)

51 Deny them benefits, prosecute people who hire them, and when stopped for various law breaking deport them. The rest will deport themselves when they figure out there is no more free lunch here.

Posted by: Vic at March 19, 2013 07:14 AM (53z96)



I'm in favor of letting them attend public schools to further the goal of breaking the back of that bloated monster.  It's not like they're gonna learn anything except what pathetic victims they are.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 19, 2013 03:16 AM (9iA12)

52 We need photos of that Chinese Honey Trap

You know, for research purposes

Posted by: Dastardly Dan at March 19, 2013 07:04 AM (2iVM3)


The SOBs haven't even released her name, much less a picture.

Posted by: Vic at March 19, 2013 03:17 AM (53z96)

53 I married a Chinese lady, and paid a lot of money to the US 'gummit" to get her here. I had to guarantee she would slide onto welfare or food stamps. Extensive medical tests (so she didn't have the bubonic plague, Ebola, Sars, or rift valley fever). Extensive background check. Fingerprints etc. And the illegals get to skip all that huh? This amnesty bullshit is a slap in the face to everyone who did it the right way.

Posted by: Judge_Roy_Bean at March 19, 2013 03:17 AM (cCxiu)

54 oops Not slide onto welfare or foodstamps.

Posted by: Judge_Roy_Bean at March 19, 2013 03:18 AM (cCxiu)

55 Having just returned from visiting HuffPo for the MSNBC bias story (I know, I know: unclean!), I saw that "Gwyneth Paltrow Reveals Devastating Miscarriage". I took that to mean she finally acknowledged that her winning an Oscar for Shakespeare in Love was a complete travesty.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 19, 2013 03:18 AM (Jcd0S)

56 So what you are saying is, Singing In the Rain was actually a documentary?

Good to know.


Posted by: BurtTC at March 19, 2013 07:14 AM (BeSEI)

 

Well, yes and no.  Some actors did find the transition difficult because their voices didn't come over well, but usually because they had thick accents (Vilma Banky), regional accents (Clara Bow) or physical limitations (Marion Davies' stutter).  But it wasn't a wholesale rejection of every silent star.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 19, 2013 03:19 AM (zF6Iw)

57 Yeah, you do have to use the term "illegal immigration" since the libs try to dictate language. The problem is illegal immigration, not immigration in general.

I can see how failure to use the approved language could indicate a lack of support for the correct political beliefs, comrade.

Of course, (1) that's idiotic; and (2) I don't believe that the problem is merely "illegal immigration" and not "immigration in general."

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at March 19, 2013 03:19 AM (jZUEZ)

58 Colorado's almost overnight transformation into a full-blown hippy haven is truly depressing. The Black Plague was slower and less destructive.

Posted by: Icedog at March 19, 2013 03:20 AM (9ScGj)

59 Why not court the black youth vote by telling them that illegals take jobs food and benefits away from minorities? It's evil but divide and conquer works for the leftists.

Just saying.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2013 07:16 AM (XkWWK)



There are so many natural fissures in the donk cavalcade of deadbeat identity groups that are just begging to be taken advantage of.  Too bad that Top Men's favorite consultants would rather go with compassionate conservatism and other value free flights of dumbfuckery to insult people with.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 19, 2013 03:20 AM (9iA12)

60 There are three things that are hard negatives for me for any politician.  Gun Control, Amnesty, and Global Warming.  Support any of those and you can pretty much guarantee that I will not be voting for you.



And amnesty is defined as anything that allows illegals a pathway to citizenship, including green cards.

Posted by: Vic at March 19, 2013 03:20 AM (53z96)

61 - "Sen. Paul will announce his plan on immigration today." Paul's handlers, that is. Paul wouldn't know immigration law from immolation. That aside, immigration reform is not rocket science. Take the U.S. Chamber of Commerce's reform outline (in place for about a decade), add serious and actual physical border control (higher and thicker fences, more border agents), add some basic reforms to the immigration administrative court system, and, voila, it's done. Not likely. - "Jim Pethokoukis isn't that impressed with the GOP budget. But not for the reasons you might think." Pethokoukis is a rare breed in National Review circles. He's not entirely cocooned and clueless. It is true that you can't base a party platform on budget minutiae. Zombieland wouldn't know deficit-GDP ratio from gearbox ratio. The other obvious point is that Ryan's plan is a farce. Obamacare is not going to be repealed and if by some cosmic infarction it somehow was repealed then its taxes also would be repealed. - "California unemployment holds at 9.8 percent, the highest in America." Definitely. Obviously. High taxes. Substantial regulations on businesses. Massive state government spending. A huge local welfare state. Heavily unionized K-12 teachers. Liberal colleges and universities. A black market economy for illegal labor. Nearly absolute control over the state legislature by liberal Democrats. Gerrymandered legislative districts. Non-voting, "single issue" conservatives. It all adds up. And politics has real world consequences.

Posted by: Tsar Nicholas II at March 19, 2013 03:20 AM (r2PLg)

62  Current Federal law uses the term "illegal alien"...which will be what I continue to use.

Actually no, nowhere does the Immigration and Nationality Act or any other statute use the term "illegal alien."

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at March 19, 2013 03:22 AM (jZUEZ)

63

"The SOBs haven't even released her name, much less a picture."

 

 

You think we care if it's the actual honey pot in question?

Posted by: Award Winning Blog Commentator Beefy Meatball at March 19, 2013 03:22 AM (i7B17)

64 58 "...There are so many natural fissures in the donk cavalcade of deadbeat identity groups that are just begging to be taken advantage of. " Posted by: Captain Hate at March 19, 2013 07:20 AM (9iA12) True. Unfortunately they all share one thing in common; hatred of America and the American ideal and the inculcation of victimhood status because of alleged exploitation by the aforementioned. It would be a tough sell even if we had a party willing to meet the challenge of real outreach.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2013 03:22 AM (XkWWK)

65 ::::47 Yeah, you do have to use the term "illegal immigration" Current Federal law uses the term "illegal alien"...which will be what I continue to use. Posted by: @PurpAv at March 19, 2013 07:14 AM (/gHaE):::: I'd like to see us revive "WOPs."

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 19, 2013 03:22 AM (JDIKC)

66 The aerial photography and action scenes in Wings still look impressive 85 years later.

Posted by: Icedog at March 19, 2013 03:23 AM (9ScGj)

67 65 The aerial photography and action scenes in Wings still look impressive 85 years later. Posted by: Icedog at March 19, 2013 07:23 AM (9ScGj) And it's all in-camera and real. No special effects. I'm looking at you, Jim Cameron!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2013 03:24 AM (XkWWK)

68

BORDER SECURITY IS THE ISSUE.

 

 

 

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2013 07:12 AM (XkWWK) 

 

 

 

What border security? When its cloudy or raining the USBP goes from catching hundreds of illegals to a few dozen in one smuggling corridor to my west.  They hardly have a presence here in my valley.

 

 

 

So little presence that an ultralight penetrated 9 miles into our airspace, made a drop just west of me, and returned south. The Customs bird missed the drop because of clouds, and no interception was made.

 

 

Border security? We have none.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my Hate cannot be found) at March 19, 2013 03:25 AM (ial2b)

69 I'm a loyal red-blooded patriot...but sexy Asian honey traps? I just hope my jury is full of morons.

Posted by: Icedog at March 19, 2013 03:26 AM (9ScGj)

70 I'd like to see us revive "WOPs."

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 19, 2013 07:22 AM (JDIKC)



Hear hear.  How many people know that it means "WithOut Papers"?  Too many fucking guineas on school boards must have shitcanned that bit of education.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 19, 2013 03:26 AM (9iA12)

71 Pixy's hamsters ate my spaces and carriage returns. Again.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my Hate cannot be found) at March 19, 2013 03:26 AM (ial2b)

72 67 Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my Hate cannot be found) at March 19, 2013 07:25 AM (ial2b) That's exactly why it is an issue - because we have none.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2013 03:27 AM (XkWWK)

73 Actually no, nowhere does the Immigration and Nationality Act or any other statute use the term "illegal alien."

18 USC 922(d)(5)

"(5) who, being an alien— (A) is illegally or unlawfully in the United States; or"

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 19, 2013 03:28 AM (/gHaE)

74 31 Anyone have news about Persepolis being banned in Chicago? Only lefty websites are coming up in my searches.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at March 19, 2013 07:03 AM (53riN) Hide posts from (53riN)



http://scoamf.us/8p


http://scoamf.us/8q March 16 entry

Posted by: Cpl Dislike at March 19, 2013 03:29 AM (oGhdz)

75 "Wop" is not a term reserved for Italians alone? The things I learn here!

Posted by: Icedog at March 19, 2013 03:31 AM (9ScGj)

76 Peace of heart lies in perfect resignation to the will of God. What you need is true simplicity, a certain calmness of spirit which comes from entire surrender to all that God wills, patience and toleration for your neighbour's faults, and a certain candor and childlike docility in acknowledging your own faults. Francois Fenelon

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2013 03:31 AM (g7q64)

77

The "immigration" debate is actully several different issues that politicians mix up for their own purposes (tho some are just dumb):

 

 

1. Border Security.

2. Enforcement of Existing Law (OK, lack there of)

3. Bureaucratic red tape nightmare for immigrants.

4. Immigration Quotas. If we want a million Mexicans, have the grapes to tell everyone else no.

5. Cheap labor for ag.

6. Melting Pot vs Balkanism.

Posted by: Award Winning Blog Commentator Beefy Meatball at March 19, 2013 03:36 AM (i7B17)

78 Of course, (1) that's idiotic; and (2) I don't believe that the problem is merely "illegal immigration" and not "immigration in general."

OK, Gabe, I'll bite.  What's wrong with "immigration in general"?

Posted by: pep at March 19, 2013 03:36 AM (YXmuI)

79 I have friends who lived in California for about 20 years. He is originally from Peru and loves the weather. I think they would like to go back once their son graduates from high school but even the wife knows that California is a disaster economically. The husband may be too much of a liberal to admit that. Just another dear set of friends I try not to discuss politics with

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2013 03:36 AM (g7q64)

80 When do we storm the castle? When our BMI is down below 20? When we've organized a national militia? Why do we not surround Wash D.C. with encampments and press inward? Millions pushing toward the capital, pushing the rats together. Not a riot, mind you. More along the lines of an interactive, mobile game of Red Rover. What can I say? I like camping and physical activity.

Posted by: Opus An Arcus at March 19, 2013 03:36 AM (e0/+f)

81 ;;;;Posted by: Cpl Dislike at March 19, 2013 07:29 AM (oGhdz):::: One of the Hate-ettes?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 19, 2013 03:37 AM (JDIKC)

82 Actually, you guys are using an outdated Liberal Decoder Ring™. The revised term for "illegal alien" is now "Undocumented American".

Posted by: Icedog at March 19, 2013 03:37 AM (9ScGj)

83 There is an actual for real Brian Dennehy movie on at 11:30 this morning (MGM)

Posted by: Vic at March 19, 2013 03:37 AM (53z96)

84 Sad news. Bobbie Smith Dead: Lead Singer of the Spinners Dies at 76 From Lung Cancer. A happy sound from a happier time. RIP.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2013 03:38 AM (XkWWK)

85 Oh, excuse me, I was told yesterday that I have to use the term "illegal immigration" when I talk about this stuff because otherwise I'm letting my bias show.

Gabe, seriously?

They're not illegal?  No one should call a thing what it is anymore?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 19, 2013 03:38 AM (sbV1u)

86 Gabrial Malor is a mendacious loathsome miscreant of the lowest order,
and a horrible lawyer to boot and what is wrong with the GOP.

From the Immigration and Nationality.

(6) Illegal entrants and immigration violators.
(A) 8/ ALIENS PRESENT WITHOUT admission or parole.-
(i) In general.-An alien present in the United States without being admitted or paroled, or who arrives in the United States at any time or place other than as designated by the Attorney General, is inadmissible.


While true there is no specific language that say's illegal alien. The law talks about illegal entrants which is the same damn thing and faggots ass lawyers like Malor know this.

These are the same faggot ass lawyers who look can look you straight in the eye and say the second amendment clause "The right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed," does not mean what it plainly says.

Posted by: General Woundwort at March 19, 2013 03:40 AM (06lNq)

87 One of the Hate-ettes?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 19, 2013 07:37 AM (JDIKC)



Surely not; they're both pretty lib.  Yes, I feel like a failure in that regard.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 19, 2013 03:40 AM (9iA12)

88 I guess someone (Elizabeth Warren) who gets about $300,000 for teaching one course doesn't really understand why making the minimum wage $22 an hours is-to put in mildly-a bit problematic?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2013 03:40 AM (g7q64)

89 In fact its a Brian Dennehy marathon

Posted by: Vic at March 19, 2013 03:40 AM (53z96)

90 Paul Bedard has a column in the Washington Examiner about how officials admit that the implementation of Obamacare will be "messy." 

http://tinyurl.com/cshdmet

Buried in this is the information that immigration reform is being hurried because (get this) illegal immigrants were not covered in the original bill!  And immigrant groups are upset!  SO, to FURTHER burden everyone's insurance policies and tax bills,  we must get these illegals legal so they can have insurance!

Seldom have I seen the intersection of TWO hot-button, nation-destroying issues spelled out so clearly.  Someone needs to speak out loudly about this.

Jeb Bush will be right on it, I am sure.

Posted by: Miss Marple at March 19, 2013 03:40 AM (GoIUi)

91 While true there is no specific language that say's illegal alien.

Oh, thank you for calling me names, while then admitting that what I said is exactly fucking true. You're a model of something or other.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at March 19, 2013 03:42 AM (jZUEZ)

92 How about we just start arming the apes?

Posted by: Bigby's OK at March 19, 2013 03:42 AM (RKtgh)

93 Posted by: General Woundwort at March 19, 2013 07:40 AM (06lNq)


Little bit carried away there, eh chum?

Posted by: Vic at March 19, 2013 03:43 AM (53z96)

94 ::::Surely not; they're both pretty lib. Yes, I feel like a failure in that regard.:::: Are they married, yet? Because many times a girl will marry a guy just like daddy and find out he wasn't so terrible all these years, after all.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 19, 2013 03:43 AM (JDIKC)

95 Gabrial Malor is a mendacious loathsome miscreant of the lowest order, and a horrible lawyer to boot and what is wrong with the GOP. Good grief, Was that necessary?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2013 03:43 AM (g7q64)

96  Did you think even for a minute that I wouldn't know the text of the INA? Did you think even for a second that I wouldn't know that a search of "illegal alien" of the federal statutes turns up nothing?

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at March 19, 2013 03:43 AM (jZUEZ)

97 Hear hear. How many people know that it means "WithOut Papers"? Actually, it was a term that came from Neapolitan dialect ( heavily influenced by the Spanish Occupation) : guapparia. Could be used two ways -to praise or to condemn: It originally meant a good looking, fine young man, but then also came to be used to refer to a criminal. In dialect, people would look at a young man and say, "Che guapp!" guapp is a homonym for wop. It was a way to refer to the newly immigrated Neapolitans/Southern Italians using their own slang. The without papers tag came later.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at March 19, 2013 03:44 AM (53riN)

98  "Gabrial Malor is a mendacious loathsome miscreant of the lowest order, and a horrible lawyer to boot and what is wrong with the GOP. " ... and telling the absolute truth that "there is no specific language that say's illegal alien."

Screw you, shitballs.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at March 19, 2013 03:44 AM (jZUEZ)

99 Morning Morons.

Posted by: DangerGirl at March 19, 2013 03:45 AM (L2I78)

100 Vic, from your link... "Congress has shown little inclination to reverse the $43 billion in cuts while balking at new cost-cutting steps the Pentagon has proposed, such as another round of military base closings" Congress to DoD: Suck it up and make your cuts, but not in my state or district!

Posted by: Icedog at March 19, 2013 03:45 AM (9ScGj)

101 It's only 7:45AM EST on a Tuesday and we've already got a full-bore flame war going on.

Posted by: EC at March 19, 2013 03:45 AM (GQ8sn)

102 @90

Words mean things you fucking idiot and illegal alien is commonly understood by most rational people as to be someone who has entered the country illegally.

It's mincing, prancing faggot ass lawyers like you that are destroying this country!


Posted by: General Woundwort at March 19, 2013 03:45 AM (06lNq)

103 Easter egg hunt may be shutdown? I guess Obama didn't learn very much from the"close the WH for tours gambit" It's not a good idea when your dog walker makes 103,000.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2013 03:46 AM (g7q64)

104 Unless it's enforcement first, I aint buying.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at March 19, 2013 03:46 AM (FsUAO)

105 28 Yeah, you do have to use the term "illegal immigration" since the libs try to dictate language. The problem is illegal immigration, not immigration in general. - The problem is immigration in general, not only that some of the continuing mass immigration is illegal. If legality is the only problem, just declare open borders. He presto, no legal issues! The problem is, chronic mass immigration plus forced integration means white elimination. There will be no whites, by design, and thus no white conservative base. Conservatives need that white conservative base to have a chance of winning. On every issue, even if your real political issues have nothing to do with race (and even if you don't mind whites being gone in the long run), take away the mass of conservative white voters, and you lose. Conservatives have been pushing outreach to non-white groups (but never whites as such) for decades. It never works, and it's not about to start working. The theory that Hispanics are natural conservatives works just as well as the theory that blacks are.

Posted by: Chromoly Man at March 19, 2013 03:46 AM (xw0uG)

106 It's mincing, prancing faggot ass lawyers like you that are destroying this country!

As one of my favorite governors says, adios, mofo!

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at March 19, 2013 03:46 AM (jZUEZ)

107 The revised term for "illegal alien" is now "Undocumented American".

That BS does them no favors making them think they're somehow "normalized".

Should they run afoul of US firearms law, they're looking at potential 10yr prison terms and $250,000 fines.

The honorable thing to do is make them fully aware of the limitations and liabilities of their situation even if it "offends" them.

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 19, 2013 03:47 AM (/gHaE)

108 C'mon you guys. The real enemy is out there. Sugary drinks. Served in large containers. They're everywhere.

Posted by: Opus An Arcus at March 19, 2013 03:47 AM (e0/+f)

109 Are they married, yet? Because many times a girl will marry a guy just like daddy and find out he wasn't so terrible all these years, after all.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 19, 2013 07:43 AM (JDIKC)



The married one got hitched to somebody just like me except from India, which means he has an added bonus of hating the mooooooslims even more than I do.  I was so pleased.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 19, 2013 03:48 AM (9iA12)

110 Congress to DoD: Suck it up and make your cuts, but not in my state or district!

Posted by: Icedog at March 19, 2013 07:45 AM (9ScGj)


Its the same shit that is bankrupting the Post Offices.

Posted by: Vic at March 19, 2013 03:48 AM (53z96)

111 @94

I'm sorry but Gabrial Malor is a loathsome odious douchebag of a lawyer and probably the worst of the worst of the COB-LOGGERS.

The only thing more surprising is that he didn't work in gay marriage somehow.

Posted by: General Woundwort at March 19, 2013 03:48 AM (06lNq)

112 The revised term for "illegal alien" is now "Undocumented American". Hm, I thought it was "out of status Americans."

Posted by: DangerGirl at March 19, 2013 03:48 AM (jNNPU)

113 Someone needs to back up and apologize. This thread is getting ugly fast for no reason.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at March 19, 2013 03:48 AM (FsUAO)

114 Any good news this morning?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 19, 2013 03:49 AM (EgOao)

115 Any good news this morning?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 19, 2013 07:49 AM (EgOao)


maybe CBD will give us another car this morning.

Posted by: Vic at March 19, 2013 03:50 AM (53z96)

116 Whilst I have disagreed many times with Mr. Malor, sometimes heatedly, I think ad hominem shit is unwarranted. If you want to disagree, do it in the style that is in keeping with the award-winning nature of this site. That is all.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2013 03:50 AM (XkWWK)

117 The honorable thing to do is make them fully aware of the limitations and liabilities of their situation even if it "offends" them.

That's where I'm coming from.

The term "illegal alien" was perfectly fine in civil discourse right up until the left went on their project to eupehmize the English language.  Problem is, no one is fooled and a decade or so later they have to euphemize the euphemism.

For the children.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 19, 2013 03:50 AM (sbV1u)

118

Note I didn't even list amnesty. Fix the other shit, and accomodating criminal squatters goes away.

 

 

Are we dumb enuff for fall for the bait and switch again? Sadly, some of us are.

Posted by: Award Winning Blog Commentator Beefy Meatball at March 19, 2013 03:50 AM (i7B17)

119 Someone needs to back up and apologize.

No, General Woundwort needs to apologize.  He won't, of course. Blowhards like him never do. 

Posted by: pep at March 19, 2013 03:50 AM (YXmuI)

120 Any good news this morning? The Metamucil is working flawlessly.

Posted by: Opus An Arcus at March 19, 2013 03:51 AM (e0/+f)

121 :::" ... and telling the absolute truth that "there is no specific language that say's illegal alien.":::: Gabe's totally right, haters. The statute quoted refers specifically to "aliens" who are here illegally, NOT "illegal aliens." I think he's won his point, which is not the same as being right, but: Lawyer.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 19, 2013 03:51 AM (JDIKC)

122 The enemy is the left and Obama.

People who are upset with the views of a co-blogger should just absent themselves until a new thread starts.

It's too early for this vitriol.

Posted by: Miss Marple at March 19, 2013 03:51 AM (GoIUi)

123
Someone needs to back up and apologize. This thread is getting ugly fast for no reason.

It's Circular Firing Squad Tuesday at the HQ.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at March 19, 2013 03:51 AM (0IhFx)

124 I love the smell of the Banhammer in the morning. It smells like... teen spirit.

Posted by: Award Winning Blog Commentator Beefy Meatball at March 19, 2013 03:51 AM (i7B17)

125 When I was in the process of becoming a naturalized citizen, I remember reading all sorts of stuff about what would happen to me if I tried to enter the US without papers, permission, or disclosing everything that was asked of me on forms that wasn't 100% truthful.


And now that I look back on all of that business, I have to ask myself:  why bother?  It was a huge waste of time.  I should have just stayed still and everything I wanted would have happened eventually.

Posted by: EC at March 19, 2013 03:51 AM (GQ8sn)

126 Well this is starting off nicely....

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 19, 2013 03:52 AM (da5Wo)

127 No, General Woundwort needs to apologize. He won't, of course. Blowhards like him never do. Posted by: pep at March 19, 2013 07:50 AM (YXmuI) I was trying to be nice, I don't like naming names. He mighta gotten banned though, oh well.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at March 19, 2013 03:52 AM (FsUAO)

128 120 I love the smell of the Banhammer in the morning. It smells like... teen spirit. Posted by: Award Winning Blog Commentator Beefy Meatball at March 19, 2013 07:51 AM (i7B17) If it smells like diapers, call Harry Reid...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2013 03:52 AM (XkWWK)

129 It's too early for this vitriol.

It's always too early or too late for it. 

Posted by: pep at March 19, 2013 03:53 AM (YXmuI)

130 maybe CBD will give us another car this morning.


Who was the baby with the two ettes and the 67 Pontiac?

Posted by: EC at March 19, 2013 03:53 AM (GQ8sn)

131 Seriously. how would anyone know what kind of lawyer Gabe is? That and all the anti gay language just makes the poster really bad in that they're trying ti say the most wounding words possible. My favorite lawyer joke about my grandfather told to me by my mother. Grandfather was practicing in Pittsburgh in the 20's and 30's. Once he picked up the phone at his office and got some man who insisted that the electric company was spaying on him through the electric light in his kitchen. He said in his most kindly voice. "i'n sorry to hear that. Mr. Jones (his partner) is right here. He specializes in exactly that kind of thing and smilingly handed the phone to his partner

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2013 03:53 AM (g7q64)

132 Well this is starting off nicely.... Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 19, 2013 07:52 AM (da5Wo)

I think we all know what repairs the breach here.

.....

Boobehs.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 19, 2013 03:53 AM (sbV1u)

133 I think he's won his point, which is not the same as being right, but: Lawyer.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 19, 2013 07:51 AM (JDIKC)



Oh, hey, look! You're number 1 in my book!




Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 19, 2013 03:54 AM (da5Wo)

134 Well, who's gonna go in the barrel now?

Posted by: Award Winning Blog Commentator Beefy Meatball at March 19, 2013 03:54 AM (i7B17)

135 He never named the folks in the picture.  One of the "ettes sent in the picture and it was some of their relatives.  The car was a 67 Grand Prix.

Posted by: Vic at March 19, 2013 03:54 AM (53z96)

136 I was trying to be nice, I don't like naming names.

Yeah, I know.  Sometimes specific people just really need calling out.  I've had it with people like him.

Posted by: pep at March 19, 2013 03:54 AM (YXmuI)

137 108 The revised term for "illegal alien" is now "Undocumented American". Hm, I thought it was "out of status Americans." Posted by: DangerGirl at March 19, 2013 07:48 AM (jNNPU) Damn, you may be right. My Liberal Decoder Ring™ requires more software updates than Windows and Apple combined.

Posted by: Icedog at March 19, 2013 03:55 AM (9ScGj)

138 The without papers tag came later.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at March 19, 2013 07:44 AM (53riN)



Thanks for the added info.  I figured there had to be a reason why it was being applied exclusively to Italians/Sicilians.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 19, 2013 03:55 AM (9iA12)

139 He never named the folks in the picture. One of the "ettes sent in the picture and it was some of their relatives. The car was a 67 Grand Prix.

Who sent it in?

Posted by: EC at March 19, 2013 03:55 AM (GQ8sn)

140 As one of my favorite governors says, adios, mofo! **** He kilt a Coyote with his bare hand and a .380 you know. A .380!

Posted by: The Generic, Award Winning Moron at March 19, 2013 03:55 AM (+I8Mq)

141 I think we all know what repairs the breach here.

.....

Boobehs.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 19, 2013 07:53 AM (sbV1u)




Here you go Bannion. Boobs and she's a "crazy, gun nut."



http://t.co/DNTbDzMTU5

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 19, 2013 03:55 AM (da5Wo)

142 Who sent it in?

Posted by: EC at March 19, 2013 07:55 AM (GQ8sn)


He did not say.

Posted by: Vic at March 19, 2013 03:56 AM (53z96)

143 Come to think of it-Woundwort is a good name for someone that tries to say the most wounding things possible. Needs anger management.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2013 03:56 AM (g7q64)

144 I've had it with people like him.Posted by: pep at March 19, 2013 07:54 AM (YXmuI)

To clarify.....erg always deserves it.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 19, 2013 03:56 AM (sbV1u)

145 Back to what I posted above about Obamacare and illegal immigrants or whatever they are called (people here illegally).

The sudden push for immigration reform is because these people are not covered by Obamacare, and will continue to burden hospitals and clinics because they are not covered.

So,  rather than realizing they screwed up in writing the law,  they want to compound the screw-up with ANOTHER mess.

Posted by: Miss Marple at March 19, 2013 03:56 AM (GoIUi)

146 When I feel the need to get hateful I just bring up bill gates and the whole host of crappy operating systems and application. My newest favorite to hate: ms project.

Posted by: sTevo at March 19, 2013 03:56 AM (EPvni)

147 Oh that's right it's being destroyed before our very eyes.

Don't try to excuse your rudeness with concern for the country.  You can be concerned and not act like a fool.

Posted by: pep at March 19, 2013 03:56 AM (YXmuI)

148 He did not say.

Posted by: Vic at March 19, 2013 07:56 AM (53z96)



You mean he forgot and never followed up!   Lame!

Posted by: EC at March 19, 2013 03:56 AM (GQ8sn)

149 Who sent it in?

Posted by: EC at March 19, 2013 07:55 AM (GQ8sn)




CBD can't remember and she used an email that didn't include her nic here.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 19, 2013 03:57 AM (da5Wo)

150 Here you go Bannion. Boobs and she's a "crazy, gun nut." Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 19, 2013 07:55 AM (da5Wo)

You know....I'm generally not a fan of blondes.  I just don't "get it"  Don't know why.

But I'm a fan of that blonde.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 19, 2013 03:57 AM (sbV1u)

151 Posted by: pep at March 19, 2013 07:50 AM (YXmuI)



I'm still waiting for a response to the question you posed in a non-confrontational manner, which doesn't seem to be the right way to do it judging from results.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 19, 2013 03:57 AM (9iA12)

152 117 -

It is a tiresome trick, but yeah, technically, in a court of law his lie would be true.

In the real world, on the other hand...

Still, if it must be said, Gabe, I'm sorry some people have to resort to offensive and entirely inappropriate language while disagreeing with you.  Frankly, I find it easy enough to disagree with you without needing to go that route.  It strikes me as lazy when people do. 

One less jerk on these threads is not a bad thing, so thanks for that. 

Posted by: BurtTC at March 19, 2013 03:57 AM (BeSEI)

153

"Oh, excuse me, I was told yesterday that I have to use the term "illegal immigration" when I talk about this stuff because otherwise I'm letting my bias show."

 

 

Cry me a river.  How is it unbiased to suggest that a fellow who sneaks into the country illegally through Arizona is morally equivalent to a Scandinavian woman who enters legally through New York with a visa and a green card?  Because that's what you're doing when you conveniently skip over the "illegal" part of "illegal immigration."

 

Sean Bannion is right...people who omit the term "illegal" are misleading at best but (imo) being intentionally fraudulent. 

 

Besides, Ron Paul was never really into immigration limits (he was an open borders kind of guy) and in this I just see Rand being his father's son.  Not sure what your point is in trying to tweak your philosophical opponents, but I for one never considered Rand as some kind of illegal immigration hawk.

Posted by: @JohnTant at March 19, 2013 03:58 AM (F3IIA)

154 You mean he forgot and never followed up! Lame!

Posted by: EC at March 19, 2013 07:56 AM (GQ8sn)


No he actually labeled the pic later in the day.

Posted by: Vic at March 19, 2013 03:58 AM (53z96)

155 Of course illegals should be distinguished from legal immigrants. The problems are not with legal immigration, they are with the nameless swarms of criminals who cross the border annually. Government is obviously deciding that they can't protect the citizenry, so they'll pretend it's not their job to do so. Every single time an "amnesty" style program has been instituted it has resulted in more illegal immigration. Rand and the rest are shitbags if they don't acknowledge that up front. This is not a fix of a problem, it's a retreat from responsibility.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 19, 2013 03:59 AM (ZshNr)

156 Gabe's totally right, haters. The statute quoted refers specifically to "aliens" who are here illegally, NOT "illegal aliens."

You know the funniest part about all this? I use the term illegal alien, and I support the use of the term illegal alien, and I've even written about that here on the site. (more on that below)

I just object to the idiotic myth that the term is part of federal law, when it's not. It's a convenient shortening of several variations of "alien present in violation of the law" or "alien present in the United States illegally or unlawfully."

Anyway, here's what I wrote about the term. http://goo.gl/iSAiH


___________________________________

Diversity! Justice Sotomayor Is Lauded for Using The Term "Undocumented Immigrant" in a Supreme Court Opinion

Apparently, the justices have previously used the more accurate terms "alien not lawfully present in the United States" or "illegal alien." But in her very first published decision as a Supreme Court justice, Sotomayor went with (PDF) the technically inaccurate but politically correct euphemism "undocumented immigrants."

The sloppy phrase "undocumented immigrant" is a blurry, inoffensive term. But it's generally meaningless in the context in which it is used. It doesn't mean what it says. It is both underinclusive and overbroad.

It's underinclusive for its purpose because it does not include the entire group of those we ordinarily think of as "illegal aliens." Right? That's the group that Justice Sotomayor and her fellow blurry-brained advocates want to reference when they say "illegal aliens." So they've got to at least cover that whole group.

"Undocumented immigrants" doesn't. Not for legal purposes. The group "illegal aliens" includes many aliens who come to the United States for non-immigrant purposes, but who then decide to stay either temporarily or for the longer term. These aren't "immigrants." Not in the legal sense. They may have entered on the usual B1/B2 "business or pleasure" visa. Or they may have entered on a student visa and then dropped out of school for a while or gone to a different school than the one they were authorized for.

Those admissions to the United States are not as "immigrants." For legal purposes, they are nonimmigrant aliens. Sotomayor and others are attempting to blur that distinction. They'd like it if people forgot that when that group entered the United States, they promised to leave. Sotomayor'd like them to get treatment under the laws for immigrants, not the laws for nonimmigrant status violators.

More than that, many status violators aren't immigrants even in the conversational sense. They actually intend to go back where they came from...just not quite yet. Student visa violators do that a lot (it used to be a good way to make some nice American cash before bugging out).

This blurring of the lines is a cancer for legal purposes. Judges rely on precedent to guide them in many circumstances. And now the highest court in the land is casually dropping vague euphemisms, apt for quotation and further metastization in the hands of lawyers and judges and advocates all over the country.

So it's underinclusive. But it's also overbroad. Because many of those we think of as "illegal aliens" are not actually "undocumented." Like I just wrote, many of them entered with temporary, non-immigrant visas which they later violated. They have documentation. It's just not documentation giving them lawful status. It's not like these folks are unknown. Or have no birth certificates or IDs or passports. They do.

They are in "unlawful status", as it were. But most recognize that calling them "unlawful aliens" is as inaccurate as calling them "undocumented aliens" because it carries a vastly more criminal connotation than the term "illegal aliens."

Illegal immigration advocates don't like the term "illegal alien" because (they say) "No person is illegal!" Well, whatever.

We're not talking about aliens' existence and they know it. We're talking about status. That's doubly true for the courts, which really don't care to waste time on your philosophical discussion about the whether or not people living in shadows really exist and just want to know whether aliens have entered the United States legally.

If you want to get down to it, the most correct term under the relevant law (the Immigration and Nationality Act) is "alien not lawfully present in the United States." But that's a bitch of a mouthful, so "illegal alien" is better for most purposes. It avoids the negative connotations of "unlawful alien" while capturing the entire relevant group: all aliens who are here illegally.

Extra: alexthechick says that I should mention that this case isn't an immigration case. She's right; it's a rules lawyer-ish discussion of interlocutory appeals in which the underlying case involves illegal immigrants. Justice Sotomayor's mention of undocumented immigrants is used only to describe the background.

Knowing that, the first use of the fuzzy term "undocumented immigrants" in a Supreme Court decision is noteworthy. As we have written about on, oh, several hundred occassions: words matter.


Posted by: Gabriel Malor at March 19, 2013 03:59 AM (jZUEZ)

157 "If you want to disagree, do it in the style that is in keeping with the award-winning nature of this site." But pants are still optional, right?

Posted by: Icedog at March 19, 2013 03:59 AM (9ScGj)

158 ::::137 I think we all know what repairs the breach here. ..... Boobehs. Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 19, 2013 07:53 AM (sbV1u) Here you go Bannion. Boobs and she's a "crazy, gun nut." http://t.co/DNTbDzMTU5:::: Got some use out of that.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 19, 2013 04:00 AM (JDIKC)

159 @147
I expect Gabe's blood pressure was a wee bit elevated.  I hope he'll get to an answer when he's more relaxed.

Posted by: pep at March 19, 2013 04:00 AM (YXmuI)

160

Where does she holster those things?

 

 

http://tinyurl.com/chzshud

Posted by: Award Winning Blog Commentator Beefy Meatball at March 19, 2013 04:00 AM (i7B17)

161 I'm letting my bias show."
---
When my bias is showing, wifey says "Put your pants on."

Posted by: sTevo at March 19, 2013 04:00 AM (EPvni)

162 You know the funniest part about all this? I use the term illegal alien, and I support the use of the term illegal alien, and I've even written about that here on the site. (more on that below)

Ah.  Then I retract my plaintive rhetorical whine above.  I see your point.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 19, 2013 04:01 AM (sbV1u)

163 http://scoamf.us/8q March 16 entry Posted by: Cpl Dislike at March 19, 2013 07:29 AM (oGhdz) Thanks Cpl Dislike. I am loving that infidel website!

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at March 19, 2013 04:02 AM (53riN)

164 Here's how to cleave illegals from democrats. They can work for less than minimum wage and no benefits for 20 years. And... English only.

Posted by: Up and cummers #14 at March 19, 2013 04:02 AM (9sjmH)

165 Got some use out of that. Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 19, 2013 08:00 AM (JDIKC)


::: shifty eyes :::

Did anyone notice?

How long was I gone?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 19, 2013 04:03 AM (sbV1u)

166 Rule 4b in the AOSHQ Style Guide clearly states, "If yoru comment won't fit in the screen, aint nobody gonna read it."

*Corrected for grammer and word use.*

Posted by: Award Winning Blog Commentator Beefy Meatball at March 19, 2013 04:03 AM (i7B17)

167 Why do millions of invaders crossing a nation's borders deserve special legal treatment in this (and only this) instance?


Do the enablers of criminal immigrants also call these people as "poor unfortunates living in the shadows, who deserve special treatment" ...
 
Millions of North Koreans crossing into the South in 1950?
 
Millions of North Vietnamese crossing into the South in the 1970s?
 
Millions of Germans crossing into Poland in 1939?
 
French crossing into Italy, the Germanies, Spain, Portugal, Russia in the 1780s, 1790s, 1800s & 1810s?
 
 
No we call them invasions.
 
 
Hint for the supporters of amnesty for illegal immigration ... what does the hispanic portion of the current invasion of the US call themselves?
 
They call themselves "Reconquerers" and their effort the "Reconquest"
 
The "poor, helpless people living in the shadows" know that they are at war with the USA.
 
 
Why are the enablers of the invaders silent and apparently blind to this?
 

Posted by: Mark E at March 19, 2013 04:03 AM (w5RwR)

168 There's nothing as trustworthy as an autopsy done by the killers. Sit ludos incpiunt.

Posted by: toby928© presents at March 19, 2013 04:03 AM (QupBk)

169 *tap* *tap* *tap*
That would be the sound of Rinse Pubics(sp) hammering the final nails into the GOP coffin.

RIP

Posted by: Attila at March 19, 2013 04:04 AM (Cs2tJ)

170 Of course illegals should be distinguished from legal immigrants. The problems are not with legal immigration, they are with the nameless swarms of criminals who cross the border annually.



Oh yes, we have some problems with "legal immigration" as well.  The last change to the law made it favor chain migration of the families of the people already here. That along with the last amnesty round has resulted in a huge influx of the same types of people who came here illegally before, except that they are legal now.  That chain migration is using up all the available billets for legal immigrants.


There is absolutely no preference given to skilled poeple coming in.   In addition, we still are not blocking immigration from countries that favor terrorists and who are literally swarming with them.

Posted by: Vic at March 19, 2013 04:04 AM (53z96)

171 162 -

Amen.  Time to go to work.  Gabe is  flooding the zone  on his own thread. 

Posted by: BurtTC at March 19, 2013 04:04 AM (BeSEI)

172 Ron Paul was never really into immigration limits (he was an open borders kind of guy) **** Let Ron Paul be a metaphor for Texas. But if you haven't been here for a couple or three generations don't judge our attitudes about Mexicans. It wasn't until East Coast fascists got into the giving shit away free business that people started coming here from Mexico on a permanent basis as the rule instead of the exception.

Posted by: The Generic, Award Winning Moron at March 19, 2013 04:04 AM (+I8Mq)

173  My favorite lawyer joke about my grandfather told to me by my mother. Grandfather was practicing in Pittsburgh in the 20's and 30's. Once he picked up the phone at his office and got some man who insisted that the electric company was spaying on him through the electric light in his kitchen. He said in his most kindly voice. "i'n sorry to hear that. Mr. Jones (his partner) is right here. He specializes in exactly that kind of thing and smilingly handed the phone to his partner


Heh. There were two Catholic churches in my town and when I was working for one of them in college, I answered the phone one time and the guy said, "This is gonna sound crazy, but I really think I need an exorcist." I said, "hold on one second," and asked the priest what he wanted to do. He said, "tell 'em to call Father Bob" -- over at the other church in town -- "and that he's an expert in that." There were LOLs.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at March 19, 2013 04:04 AM (jZUEZ)

174 Here you go Bannion. Boobs and she's a "crazy, gun nut."



http://t.co/DNTbDzMTU5





Nice "guns".

Posted by: EC at March 19, 2013 04:06 AM (GQ8sn)

175

yoru = your odious ridiculously unabridged

 

 

I don't do typos 

Posted by: Award Winning Blog Commentator Beefy Meatball at March 19, 2013 04:06 AM (i7B17)

176 For healing purposes: http://tinyurl.com/c2k5h87

Posted by: DangerGirl at March 19, 2013 04:06 AM (z+Xap)

177 One Number: 23

Suck it haters

Posted by: AuthorLMendez at March 19, 2013 04:06 AM (yAor6)

178

It wasn't until East Coast fascists got into the giving shit away free business that people started coming here from Mexico on a permanent basis as the rule instead of the exception.

 

-----

 

Without question.  And the push for voting rights for those illegals isn't from some kind of fealty to the concept of human rights as much as it is to allow the FSA recruits to keep the gravy train coming.

Posted by: @JohnTant at March 19, 2013 04:07 AM (F3IIA)

179 The statute quoted refers specifically to "aliens" who are here illegally, NOT "illegal aliens."

Bill?  Is that you?  I hear Hillary plans on making a run.

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 19, 2013 04:08 AM (/gHaE)

180 General Woundwort? That dude always seem like he was ready to pop a vein with each of his posts. I think it may have been Rick Santorum posting under that handle...

Posted by: AuthorLMendez at March 19, 2013 04:08 AM (yAor6)

181

J.J. Sefton; been driving me nuts trying to remember where I knew that name from, but it finally came to me.  William Holden's character in "Stalag 17".   Here's a bit of trivia about that flick; something that Billy Wilder didn't get quite right, although for him to have done so would probably have taken too long.  There is a scene in the movie when a guy comes into Sefton's barracks to give the day's camp announcements ("At ease!" in that very nasal voice).

At one point he says "All the men from Texas are to meet behind the camp latrine" at a certain time.  That's not quite right.  What he should have said was that all men from Texas A&M University are to meet for muster at that place and time, which would have been April 21, which is San Jacinto Day in Texas (anniversary of the day when Sam Houston and the Texas Army opened a can of whipass on Santa Anna and his crew, thus winning Texas' independence from Mexico).

Every April 21st, the Aggies "muster", get together to visit and read off the names of those fellow Aggies who had passed that year.  They still did this during World War II, while scattered to the four winds during that conflict.

For instance, a shipmate of my father (he served in the Navy during WW II in the South Pacific) was an Aggie, and learned that a muster was being held nearby (the Admiralty Islands), and he attended.  Later he told my father it was kind of odd in that he was about the only enlisted man there (he had attended A&M for a couple of years, then enlisted in the Navy; the guy went back and completed his degree after the war).  All the rest were officers, even a few admirals.  Yet they still treated him as an equal, a fellow Aggie, not something an enlisted man usually encountered with naval officers, especially in those days.

Probably the most famous Aggie Muster was held on Corregidor, during the Japanese seige of that fortress.  Another was held there right after the liberation of the Phillippines, by the few Aggies who had survived the fall of Corregidor, the Bataan Death March, etc.

 

Posted by: Cave Bear at March 19, 2013 04:08 AM (NKoXJ)

182 If there is a problem with legal immigration, then we change the law. Lobby your Congressman, blah, blah, blah. The main problem, and the one that Rand and company are looking to exacerbate, is the people who break the law in entering/staying. They are completely unaccountable to anyone, have no loyalty to the US and amount to an invading economic army.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 19, 2013 04:08 AM (ZshNr)

183 OT

I hear Magpul is making good on it's threat to leave CO for parts unknown.  Good for them.  I hope CO realizes what a clusterfuck they've made for themselves.  They don't deserve Magpul.

Posted by: EC at March 19, 2013 04:09 AM (GQ8sn)

184 I remember a guy who used to troll his own blog, provoke the commenters in the comments and then summarily ban the people who lost their temper. Pretty decent guitarist back in the day

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 19, 2013 04:09 AM (QTHTd)

185 Why do we have to adopt the 'politically correct' lingo of the Left? Can we get to calling things out plainly? Illegal alien. Liar. Gay. Wimp. What others?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 19, 2013 04:09 AM (EgOao)

186 TYVM, DG

Posted by: Award Winning Blog Commentator Beefy Meatball at March 19, 2013 04:09 AM (i7B17)

187 For healing purposes: Posted by: DangerGirl at March 19, 2013 08:06 AM (z+Xap)

Oh.

My.

My, my, my, my, my.

Is is too much to hope that that's a self-portrait?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 19, 2013 04:09 AM (sbV1u)

188 "I remember a guy who used to troll his own blog, provoke the commenters in the comments and then summarily ban the people who lost their temper."

Allah? I kid, I kid

Posted by: AuthorLMendez at March 19, 2013 04:10 AM (yAor6)

189 Am I allowed to be amused that people are "healing" a fight in which the wounded party was a gay man by posting boobie pictures?

Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2013 04:10 AM (OevbG)

190 "I remember a guy who used to troll his own blog, provoke the commenters
in the comments and then summarily ban the people who lost their temper."

Madison Conservative also comes to mind, on that I don't kid at all

Posted by: AuthorLMendez at March 19, 2013 04:11 AM (yAor6)

191 I figured out why that Paige Wyatt gal is so smokin. Hips. Skinny blond girls with big boobs are a dime a dozen, but this one actually has all three curves: boobs, waist and hips. Very feminine and womanly. When I see these gals with no waist and hips, it looks like a child's body - not fully developed. Great pictures. Four stars. Would spank again.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 19, 2013 04:11 AM (JDIKC)

192 All I know is Poncho Villa and Santa Anna are somewhere laughing their ass off.

Posted by: Icedog at March 19, 2013 04:12 AM (9ScGj)

193 Am I allowed to be amused that people are "healing" a fight in which the wounded party was a gay man by posting boobie pictures? Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2013 08:10 AM (OevbG)

But it's for the children.

I need a lot more healing.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 19, 2013 04:12 AM (sbV1u)

194 Great pictures. Four stars. Would spank again. Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 19, 2013 08:11 AM (JDIKC)

Good rhythm, nice beat, you can dance to it.

I give it a 94.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 19, 2013 04:13 AM (sbV1u)

195 I like that story, Gabriel. Thanks. :^(

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2013 04:13 AM (g7q64)

196 I hear Magpul is making good on it's threat to leave CO for parts unknown. *** Come to Texas MagPul. That goes for Colt, Beretta and Troy too. We already have LaRue, STI and about a thousand world class armorers. (but please ship my order of February 17th first)

Posted by: The Generic, Award Winning Moron at March 19, 2013 04:13 AM (+I8Mq)

197 Paraphrase the only lawyer joke I know:

A lawyer dies and arrives in hell to find his partner kissing the beautiful woman.

He asks Beelzebub "How did my partner get to do this."

Beelzebub says "Who are you to question her eternal torment?"

Posted by: sTevo at March 19, 2013 04:14 AM (EPvni)

198 I figured out why that Paige Wyatt gal is so smokin. Hips.

It's the magic ratio!

I remember reading something about a study done and why men seemed to favour one body type over another.  The male brain is able to precisely determine the optimum waist-to-hip ratio in an instant. 

We're hardwired that way!

Posted by: EC at March 19, 2013 04:14 AM (GQ8sn)

199 Come to Texas MagPul. That goes for Colt, Beretta and Troy too. We already have LaRue, STI and about a thousand world class armorers.
(but please ship my order of February 17th first)

Posted by: The Generic, Award Winning Moron at March 19, 2013 08:13 AM (+I8Mq)


See link at #4

Posted by: Vic at March 19, 2013 04:15 AM (53z96)

200 Is this healing covered under Obamacare?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 19, 2013 04:15 AM (EgOao)

201 But it's for the children.

Well, who can argue with that? Somebody give the man some healing!

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at March 19, 2013 04:15 AM (jZUEZ)

202 O/T: Gas went from $3.53/gal to $3.69 overnight in D/FW. Gas is within .09 a gallon of DOUBLING since El Jefe took over.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2013 04:15 AM (U//mQ)

203 We're hardwired that way! Posted by: EC at March 19, 2013 08:14 AM ***** That would be like, really big wire

Posted by: The Generic, Award Winning Moron at March 19, 2013 04:15 AM (+I8Mq)

204 (but please ship my order of February 17th first)  Posted by: The Generic, Award Winning Moron at March 19, 2013 08:13 AM (+I8Mq)

After an hour last night, I found one, count 'em ONE box of .45 ACP available online.

.223 shortage I get.  But .45?  Really? When all this started I could still always find .45 even if it took a few minutes.  Not anymore.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 19, 2013 04:16 AM (sbV1u)

205 www.dhs.gov ›


Adjustment to Immigrant Status - Procedure allowing certain aliens already in the .... in the Immigration and Nationality Act. This includes any alien illegally in the ...


www.uscis.gov/ilink/docView/SLB/HTML/.../0-0-0-9025.html


(a) Any alien who (1) enters or attempts to enter the United States at any time or ... FN 1 Added by § 105 of IIRIRA , applicable "to illegal entries or attempts to ... IMMIGRATION AND NATIONALITY ACT \ INA: ACT 275 - ENTRY OF ALIEN AT




In U.S. law, an alien is "any person not a citizen or national of the United States."[7] The U.S. Government's use of alien dates back to 1798, when it was used in the Alien and Sedition Acts.[8] U.S. law makes a clear distinction between aliens and immigrants by defining immigrants as a subset of aliens.[7] Although U.S. law provides no overarching explicit definition of the term "illegal alien," the term is used in many statute

Posted by: ette at March 19, 2013 04:16 AM (nqBYe)

206 Magpul's FB page doesn't explicitly say Texas.

Posted by: EC at March 19, 2013 04:16 AM (GQ8sn)

207 I'll be at the OF Mossberg plant in Eagle Pass today. It's OK to be jealous.

Posted by: Award Winning Blog Commentator Beefy Meatball at March 19, 2013 04:16 AM (i7B17)

208 177 Posted by: Cave Bear at March 19, 2013 08:08 AM (NKoXJ) Thanks! Never new that cool bit of trivia. Billy Wilder and William Trzinski (who was a POW) set the film at Christmas time, so they shifted Aggie Day. Just like the Warmists shifted the Hockey Stick time line! Fun!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2013 04:17 AM (XkWWK)

209
Mother Theresa and a lawyer fall overboard in a storm.  She's eaten immediately by sharks, the lawyer is subsequently rescued.

When asked how he survived the shark attack the lawyer responds "professional courtesy".

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 19, 2013 04:17 AM (/gHaE)

210 After an hour last night, I found one, count 'em ONE box of .45 ACP available online.

How much did you pay per round?

Posted by: EC at March 19, 2013 04:18 AM (GQ8sn)

211 When I moved out of CA I almost went to CO.  I thank God for the wisdom to foresee the transformation of CO into CA East.

Posted by: Fritz at March 19, 2013 04:18 AM (UzPAd)

212 172 Posted by: DangerGirl at March 19, 2013 08:06 AM (z+Xap) Whoa!!!! I'm healed, and she's a ginger!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2013 04:18 AM (XkWWK)

213 overly concerned with minute details or formalisms, especially in teaching. Also, pe·dan·ti·cal. Origin: 1590–1600; pedant + -ic. Related forms. pe·dan·ti·cal·ly, ...

Posted by: ette at March 19, 2013 04:19 AM (nqBYe)

214 Tangentially related: I told a stripper in Ottawa this weekend that I was a regular commenter on the 2013 CPAC Blog of the Year. Free lap dance.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 19, 2013 04:19 AM (JDIKC)

215 How much did you pay per round? Posted by: EC at March 19, 2013 08:18 AM (GQ8sn)

$1.42

Yeah.  IN-SANE.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 19, 2013 04:19 AM (sbV1u)

216 #205 Ugh, my boss pulled that out of a joke book, and used it at every meeting for 3 years!!!!!1!!!

Posted by: Award Winning Blog Commentator Beefy Meatball at March 19, 2013 04:19 AM (i7B17)

217 We never should have let them criminalize the word "oriental." The PTB prefer illegal aliens over legal ones. The legal ones are more educated, less exploitable, and less likely to become wards of the state, so who needs them. We're looking for a class that will work for pennies off the books and swell the rolls of the welfare state, not Indian doctors, Chinese engineers, or Polish programmers. That's why immigration reform is a sham.

Posted by: zsasz at March 19, 2013 04:19 AM (MMC8r)

218 What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
One is a bottom-dwelling, cold blooded mud feeder.
The other is a fish

Posted by: Dastardly Dan at March 19, 2013 04:19 AM (2iVM3)

219 I remember a guy who used to troll his own blog, provoke the commenters in the comments and then summarily ban the people who lost their temper. Pretty decent guitarist back in the day

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 19, 2013 08:09 AM (QTHTd)



When that idiocy reached critical mass I just stopped posting there and haven't even checked on the level of insanity for a long time.  Too bad because the commenters, some of whom have migrated (legally) here, were pretty good.  I didn't see any value in confronting bike boy on the way out the door since he had all the blog control.  So I quietly left; and never pass up an opportunity to trash him elsewhere.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 19, 2013 04:20 AM (9iA12)

220

>>>>Why are the enablers of the invaders silent and apparently blind to this?

 

You ever watch nature specials about gorillas, or watch them at the zoo? There's a situation where an old silverback is getting challenged by a young rival. The silverback sits there while the rival is right over his head screaming, pounding his chest, threatening - but the silverback acts like nothing is happening and doesn't even look at the rival.

 

The reason is because the rival actually would kick the silverback's ass, but as long as he doesn't acknowledge the rival the fight never happens and he maintains his control of the group.

Posted by: Bigby's Orthotic Elbow at March 19, 2013 04:20 AM (3ZtZW)

221 Free lap dance. Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 19, 2013 08:19 AM (JDIKC)

I'm sure Mrs. EoJ was pleased.

Wait, don't tell me.  She was running the video.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 19, 2013 04:20 AM (sbV1u)

222 It would be unkind but someone but rather funny if someone photoshopped Obama wearing the robe of the guy playing the devil in the Bible and said in a caption underneath "Od scratch" (Obama) just doesn't want kiddies to have their eggs."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2013 04:20 AM (g7q64)

223

 

Viv-

You still here? I cannot open your link on the herding of people into urban areas. Sounds like Agenda 21 to me.

Will you share your source?

Posted by: Justamom of the LiB camp at March 19, 2013 04:21 AM (Sptt8)

224 When I got my 45-70 gov't last year, I was worried about ammo availability. But, since I'm the only igget with one, I don't have to worry about ammo runs.

Posted by: Award Winning Blog Commentator Beefy Meatball at March 19, 2013 04:21 AM (i7B17)

225 "He wants to eliminate the suburbs and force everyone into the high tax urban areas. A plan supported by all the urban area Democrat mayors." I'm starting to think Agenda 21 isn't just Alex Jones krazeeness. Likewise what those John Birch whacks used to say bout Communists. I must be getting old and paranoid... RESIST WE MUCH!! Good morning - I really should get coffee before reading the blog....

Posted by: a mindful webworker at March 19, 2013 04:21 AM (izPgb)

226 http://t.co/DNTbDzMTU5:::: Got some use out of that. Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 19, 2013 08:00 AM (JDIKC) That's Paige from American Guns. Unnnhhhhhhhh

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at March 19, 2013 04:22 AM (FsUAO)

227 Sorry, I really DID like the story about the priests, but what was intended as a smile came out as a frown. I think the frown was a carry over from my feelings about Woundwort

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2013 04:23 AM (g7q64)

228 How much did you pay per round? Posted by: EC at March 19, 2013 08:18 AM (GQ8sn)

$1.42

Yeah. IN-SANE.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 19, 2013 08:19 AM (sbV1u)



WTF?  Are they made of silver for killing werewolves?

Posted by: EC at March 19, 2013 04:23 AM (GQ8sn)

229 "When I moved out of CA I almost went to CO. I thank God for the wisdom to foresee the transformation of CO into CA East."

CA Election Results: 08 (O wins 61% of the vote), 12 (O wins 60% of the vote)
CO Election Results: 08 (O wins 54% of the vote) 12 (O wins 51% of the vote)

I wouldn't say it's CA-East just yet but it's leaning that way

Posted by: AuthorLMendez at March 19, 2013 04:24 AM (yAor6)

230 Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 19, 2013 08:16 AM (sbV1u)

I can't find any reasonably priced .45ACP or .40SandW. And I check on-line almost every day.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2013 04:24 AM (3Mkrp)

231 Well, Agenda 21 is real enough.  A summary is right on the UN's servers.

http://www.un.org/esa/agenda21/natlinfo/wssd/summarypublication.pdf

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 19, 2013 04:24 AM (/gHaE)

232 I see .45 ACP rounds for 58 cents/round online.  230gr FMJ.

Posted by: EC at March 19, 2013 04:24 AM (GQ8sn)

233 Now,. obviously not all lawyers are bad and not all lawyers are liberal-take Gabe and Ace, for example.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2013 04:25 AM (g7q64)

234 I see .45 ACP rounds for 58 cents/round online. 230gr FMJ.  Posted by: EC at March 19, 2013 08:24 AM (GQ8sn)

Where?!?!?!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 19, 2013 04:25 AM (sbV1u)

235 Am I allowed to be amused that people are "healing" a fight in which the wounded party was a gay man by posting boobie pictures?

 Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2013 08:10 AM (OevbG)




Everybody loves and can appreciate a good set of tits.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 19, 2013 04:25 AM (da5Wo)

236 That's Paige from American Guns.

Her mom looks like she's still in good shape too, though her surgeon fucked up the implants.  They look horrible in certain poses.

Posted by: EC at March 19, 2013 04:26 AM (GQ8sn)

237 The revised term for "illegal alien" is now "Undocumented American". Hm, I thought it was "out of status Americans." Posted by: DangerGirl at March 19, 2013 07:48 AM (jNNPU) I thought it was "Future Democrat Voter"! Note that you don't need documents to fill that role either.

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 19, 2013 04:26 AM (Cnqmv)

238 231 Everybody loves and can appreciate a good set of tits. Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 19, 2013 08:25 AM (da5Wo) His name was Robert Paulson!!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2013 04:26 AM (XkWWK)

239 Posted by: sTevo at March 19, 2013 08:14 AM (EPvni) LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2013 04:26 AM (g7q64)

240 Jeebus.. I leave to play a quick game of HALO and all hell breaks loose here..

C'mon guys.. we have peace and harmony in the morning thread...

Well, I'm off to work.. y'all have a nice day..

At ease.. at ease..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 19, 2013 04:26 AM (UTq/I)

241 Posted by: EC at March 19, 2013 08:24 AM (GQ8sn)

EC, please share with the class, or you will have to go into the barrel!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2013 04:27 AM (3Mkrp)

242 Bannion,

Use this page to troll a bunch of sites at once for the best price.  You can find great deals if you check the page at the right time.  Just be prepared to move fast!

http://www.gunbot.net/ammo/45acp/

Posted by: EC at March 19, 2013 04:27 AM (GQ8sn)

243

4And Magpul says CO can go to hell because they are going to TX.

 

 

sigh. i did send a formal invitation for them to relocate to Indiana.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at March 19, 2013 04:27 AM (UrENZ)

244 seriously when Vic of all folks thinks you should clam down Woundwort, then it's a clear sign you need to calm down

Posted by: AuthorLMendez at March 19, 2013 04:28 AM (yAor6)

245 Yeah as expected the Dominican police have found the other 2 hookers who were involved in the Menendez frame up/

Posted by: occam at March 19, 2013 04:28 AM (GUG2O)

246 @Bannion, Another hockey dad and I left the hotel after many pints of beer and stumbled across the street to this brick building that said "PUB" in huge signs on all four sides. We get in the foyer and start heading in, and this bouncer says there's a $4 cover. Ok. Weird, but no big deal - maybe there's a band. We have to go down a short corridor, see a table and sit down. As soon as we do - stage with naked girl. We ask the waitress when she takes our order, "We thought this was a pub - what's with all the signs?" She tells us, "Yeah, a lot of people come in here by mistake. The pub is around the corner and up the stairs." So I look at my buddy and say, "Man, we are such chumps." So we had a beer and left. When I'm telling the missus the story the next, she says, "You ARE a chump. That's how they make their money."

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 19, 2013 04:30 AM (jCyfP)

247 "Likewise what those John Birch whacks used to say bout Communists. " I almost joined JBS a few years ago, but a little too much 'UN black helicopter secret invasion' paranoia for me. ...may be time for another look.

Posted by: Icedog at March 19, 2013 04:30 AM (9ScGj)

248 Bannion,Use this page to troll a bunch of sites at once for the best price. You can find great deals if you check the page at the right time. Just be prepared to move fast! Posted by: EC at March 19, 2013 08:27 AM (GQ8sn)

Thanks!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 19, 2013 04:31 AM (sbV1u)

249 I'm gonna be generous and guess Woundwort is going through something. He turned up the "wounding" knob to 11.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at March 19, 2013 04:31 AM (FsUAO)

250 So I look at my buddy and say, "Man, we are such chumps." So we had a beer and left.


...two hours and $500 CAN later.

Posted by: EC at March 19, 2013 04:32 AM (GQ8sn)

251 "I'm gonna be generous and guess Woundwort is going through something. He turned up the "wounding" knob to 11."

ever since I re-appeared on here I've been worried about him. never saw him before that so I guess he came around the 2012 campaign? dude was always angry and trying to poke someone

Posted by: AuthorLMendez at March 19, 2013 04:32 AM (yAor6)

252 So I quietly left I knew he was really paranoid so I left a comment at another blog I knew that he and his whistleblowers lurked at, giving the total of sockpuppets* he had found and the number I had remaining. Since he knew I was Comcast (at the time) he pretty ruthlessly banned people with Comcast e-mail addresses. Someone actually did an Excel spreadsheet once with all the names and data. He never found my last sock, but I grew tired of the game. * He left registration on overnight once and I went into my comcast account and created new email names, then loaded up on socks. Lathered, rinsed, repeated for about an hour. Handed them out to other lfgers like candy. When the end came, he was banning people but they lived on.

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at March 19, 2013 04:32 AM (feFL6)

253 LOLZ #ObamaIsNotSatan is still trending on twitter. But, Twitchy won't touch it.

Posted by: Award Winning Blog Commentator Beefy Meatball at March 19, 2013 04:32 AM (i7B17)

254 Viv-
You still here? I cannot open your link on the herding of people into urban areas. Sounds like Agenda 21 to me.
Will you share your source?

Posted by: Justamom of the LiB camp at March 19, 2013 08:21 AM (Sptt


If you are talking about #15 it is from The Corner at NRO yesterday.  I think the link came from Drudge.  Try this


http://www.nationalreview.com/author/56399





Posted by: Vic at March 19, 2013 04:33 AM (53z96)

255 :::When I got my 45-70 gov't last year, I was worried about ammo availability. But, since I'm the only igget with one, I don't have to worry about ammo runs.::: There's at least two of us. Marlin 1895 CB.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 19, 2013 04:33 AM (jCyfP)

256 I'm sure some European law can straighten this mess out.-Supreme Court Justice

Posted by: Case at March 19, 2013 04:33 AM (FKGw9)

257 Does anybody here actually believe that EoJ accidentally stumbled into a strip club?



Cause I'm thinking that's the biggest load of bullshit on this site outside a DrewM post.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 19, 2013 04:34 AM (da5Wo)

258 LGF went full lib but there's also what happened over at Polipundit. Some bloggers who helped the head guy there went full lib and hurt that site's audience numbers

Posted by: AuthorLMendez at March 19, 2013 04:34 AM (yAor6)

259 Sorry, I'm not interested in anything the John Birch Society or Alex Jones might say. Do we really want to promote them?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2013 04:34 AM (XkWWK)

260 Philly mayor claims that the race relations speech isn't protected by first amendment. Story in handle.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at March 19, 2013 04:35 AM (FsUAO)

261 152 Gabe's totally right, haters. The statute quoted refers specifically to "aliens" who are here illegally, NOT "illegal aliens."

You know the funniest part about all this? I use the term illegal alien, and I support the use of the term illegal alien, and I've even written about that here on the site. (more on that below)

I just object to the idiotic myth that the term is part of federal law, when it's not. It's a convenient shortening of several variations of "alien present in violation of the law" or "alien present in the United States illegally or unlawfully."

Anyway, here's what I wrote about the term. http://goo.gl/iSAiH


___________________________________

Diversity! Justice Sotomayor Is Lauded for Using The Term "Undocumented Immigrant" in a Supreme Court Opinion

Apparently, the justices have previously used the more accurate terms
"alien not lawfully present in the United States" or "illegal alien."
But in her very first published decision as a Supreme Court justice, Sotomayor went with (PDF) the technically inaccurate but politically correct euphemism "undocumented immigrants."


The sloppy phrase "undocumented immigrant" is a blurry, inoffensive
term. But it's generally meaningless in the context in which it is used.
It doesn't mean what it says. It is both underinclusive and overbroad.


It's underinclusive for its purpose because it does not include the
entire group of those we ordinarily think of as "illegal aliens." Right?
That's the group that Justice Sotomayor and her fellow blurry-brained
advocates want to reference when they say "illegal aliens." So they've
got to at least cover that whole group.


"Undocumented immigrants" doesn't. Not for legal purposes. The group
"illegal aliens" includes many aliens who come to the United States for
non-immigrant purposes, but who then decide to stay either temporarily
or for the longer term. These aren't "immigrants." Not in the legal
sense. They may have entered on the usual B1/B2 "business or pleasure"
visa. Or they may have entered on a student visa and then dropped out of
school for a while or gone to a different school than the one they were
authorized for.


Those admissions to the United States are not as "immigrants." For
legal purposes, they are nonimmigrant aliens. Sotomayor and others are
attempting to blur that distinction. They'd like it if people forgot
that when that group entered the United States, they promised to leave.
Sotomayor'd like them to get treatment under the laws for immigrants,
not the laws for nonimmigrant status violators.


More than that, many status violators aren't immigrants even in the
conversational sense. They actually intend to go back where they came
from...just not quite yet. Student visa violators do that a lot (it used
to be a good way to make some nice American cash before bugging out).


This blurring of the lines is a cancer for legal purposes. Judges
rely on precedent to guide them in many circumstances. And now the
highest court in the land is casually dropping vague euphemisms, apt for
quotation and further metastization in the hands of lawyers and judges
and advocates all over the country.


So it's underinclusive. But it's also overbroad. Because many of
those we think of as "illegal aliens" are not actually "undocumented."
Like I just wrote, many of them entered with temporary, non-immigrant
visas which they later violated. They have documentation. It's just not
documentation giving them lawful status. It's not like these folks are
unknown. Or have no birth certificates or IDs or passports. They do.


They are in "unlawful status", as it were. But most recognize that
calling them "unlawful aliens" is as inaccurate as calling them
"undocumented aliens" because it carries a vastly more criminal
connotation than the term "illegal aliens."


Illegal immigration advocates don't like the term "illegal alien" because (they say) "No person is illegal!" Well, whatever.



If you want to get down to it, the most correct term under the
relevant law (the Immigration and Nationality Act) is "alien not
lawfully present in the United States." But that's a bitch of a
mouthful, so "illegal alien" is better for most purposes. It avoids the
negative connotations of "unlawful alien" while capturing the entire
relevant group: all aliens who are here illegally.


Extra: alexthechick says that I should mention that this case
isn't an immigration case. She's right; it's a rules lawyer-ish
discussion of interlocutory appeals in which the underlying case
involves illegal immigrants. Justice Sotomayor's mention of undocumented
immigrants is used only to describe the background.


Knowing that, the first use of the fuzzy term "undocumented
immigrants" in a Supreme Court decision is noteworthy. As we have
written about on, oh, several hundred occassions: words matter.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at March 19, 2013 07:59 AM (jZUEZ)



coughing..


That was a very nice post Gabriel I wish i had seen it, now my bing finger is broke!~

Posted by: ette at March 19, 2013 04:35 AM (nqBYe)

262 I needs me some rack time...been 36hr or so without.  Later morons

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 19, 2013 04:35 AM (/gHaE)

263 I'd support Ron Paul before Alex Jones or JBS. Ron Paul only flirted with conspiracy theorists, rather than endorse.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at March 19, 2013 04:36 AM (FsUAO)

264 @Bannion, Another hockey dad and I left the hotel after many pints of beer and stumbled across the street to this brick building that said "PUB" in huge signs on all four sides. We get in the foyer and start heading in, and this bouncer says there's a $4 cover.

Well, one man's chump is another man's savvy consumer.

What was the address again?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 19, 2013 04:36 AM (sbV1u)

265 Cause I'm thinking that's the biggest load of bullshit on this site outside a DrewM post.

Well, there was a stage so maybe he was there as an art critic.

Posted by: EC at March 19, 2013 04:36 AM (GQ8sn)

266 ette, Barrel.

Now.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 19, 2013 04:36 AM (sbV1u)

267 ette, Barrel.

Now.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 19, 2013 08:36 AM (sbV1u)



whine starts to heat up..


but it's dirty in there!


Do i have to clean it or hang curtains?

Posted by: ette at March 19, 2013 04:37 AM (nqBYe)

268 ......its not rape its unauthorized sex. pathway to nookie?

Posted by: puffy at March 19, 2013 04:37 AM (+GJFM)

269 @254: People forget because it's so leftist now, but Balloon Juice was the original model of those sorts of violent flips.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2013 04:37 AM (OevbG)

270 I love Iowahawk: From his Twitter: Hey, if those stupid kids want to hunt Easter eggs at the White House, they can just give a $500k donation to OFA like everybody else.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2013 04:37 AM (g7q64)

271 Nice, EOJ. I have the 1895GS (stainless, short barrel).

Posted by: Award Winning Blog Commentator Beefy Meatball at March 19, 2013 04:37 AM (i7B17)

272 Face it, sheep herded into a pen are easier to control. A populace herded into cities is likewise easier to control. If you don't think the "progressives" have an inbred desire to control every aspect of your lives, then you won't have a problem with that and wouldn't mind living in NYC.

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 19, 2013 04:37 AM (Cnqmv)

273

Good. Ette- barrel.

Posted by: Award Winning Blog Commentator Beefy Meatball at March 19, 2013 04:38 AM (i7B17)

274 She doesn't care if I occasionally stumble in on purpose with the boys, BCochran. She's stumbled in with me when we've been out with friends a few times for a goof. I never bullshit the wife.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 19, 2013 04:38 AM (JDIKC)

275 $1/round for 223/556 ammo is depressing.  I can only hope it will come down to normal after all this bullshit is over.

Posted by: EC at March 19, 2013 04:38 AM (GQ8sn)

276 264 ......its not rape its unauthorized sex. pathway to nookie? Posted by: puffy at March 19, 2013 08:37 AM (+GJFM) As long as the pathway is less than 2 minutes.... for a friend...

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at March 19, 2013 04:38 AM (FsUAO)

277 fine, grabs scum remover, a brush  a spray nozzle,  new down bedding for the bed, fluffy  pillows,  gorgeous lavender floral curtains...

Take that!

Posted by: ette at March 19, 2013 04:38 AM (nqBYe)

278 He never found my last sock, but I grew tired of the game.

* He left registration on overnight once and I went into my comcast account and created new email names, then loaded up on socks. Lathered, rinsed, repeated for about an hour. Handed them out to other lfgers like candy. When the end came, he was banning people but they lived on.

Posted by: Regular Moron at March 19, 2013 08:32 AM (feFL6)



That produces a *very* creepy image of that pudgy fuck and his ham-handed excuse for programming "skills" up to all hours banning plenty of innocuous accounts.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 19, 2013 04:39 AM (9iA12)

279 Do i have to clean it or hang curtains? Posted by: ette at March 19, 2013 08:37 AM (nqBYe)

No, but take the power sprayer over there in the corner and disinfect it.

You're probably going to want to do that anyway.

Try not to touch anything.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 19, 2013 04:39 AM (sbV1u)

280 255 Sorry, I'm not interested in anything the John Birch Society or Alex Jones might say. Do we really want to promote them? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2013 08:34 AM (XkWWK) I hear you brother..... but on the other hand, I've seen alot of the shit over the last four years that I once believed would never happen in this country.

Posted by: Icedog at March 19, 2013 04:39 AM (9ScGj)

281 I never bullshit the wife. Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 19, 2013 08:38 AM (JDIKC)

This.

It never pays....so don't ever try.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 19, 2013 04:40 AM (sbV1u)

282 Try not to touch anything.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 19, 2013 08:39 AM (sbV1u)


too late.

Posted by: ette at March 19, 2013 04:40 AM (nqBYe)

283 @268: I remember when Glenn Beck was "crazyballs" for talking about Agenda 21.  Now it's fairly common in prog circles to discuss "the suburb problem".  Which is a combination of "people aren't doing what we want them to" and "corrupt inner-city Democrat machines want more tax money".

Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2013 04:40 AM (OevbG)

284 Which is a combination of "people aren't doing what we want them to" and "corrupt inner-city Democrat machines want more tax money". Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2013 08:40 AM (OevbG)

I'll move to the city.

If I can have a brownstone fortress like Will Smith in I Am Legend

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 19, 2013 04:42 AM (sbV1u)

285 279 @268: I remember when Glenn Beck was "crazyballs" for talking about Agenda 21. Now it's fairly common in prog circles to discuss "the suburb problem". Which is a combination of "people aren't doing what we want them to" and "corrupt inner-city Democrat machines want more tax money". Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2013 08:40 AM (OevbG) I like cities... why do they have to be prog hellholes?

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at March 19, 2013 04:42 AM (FsUAO)

286 I never bullshit the wife.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 19, 2013 08:38 AM (JDIKC)



That's a good way to avoid a bunch of completely unnecessary problems.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 19, 2013 04:42 AM (9iA12)

287 "I remember when Glenn Beck was "crazyballs" for talking about Agenda 21."

I like Glenn MOST times but he has been way out there at times. He's one of those I think you have to take in doses.

Posted by: AuthorLMendez at March 19, 2013 04:42 AM (yAor6)

288
270 She doesn't care if I occasionally stumble in on purpose with the boys, BCochran. She's stumbled in with me when we've been out with friends a few times for a goof. I never bullshit the wife.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 19, 2013 08:38 AM (JDIKC)



Just giving you a hard time. And yeah, never bullshit the wife. That's a quick way to lose half your shit.



I'm not a strip club fan. Don't much see the point. I mean, I'm gonna turn over a bunch of money to a chick who's naked and doing everything she can to turn me on (to get more money out of me) and not only do I not get sex for that money, I don't even get to touch? And if I do touch, then some steroided up bouncer kicks the shit out of me and tosses me out on my ass. Nah, I'll pass.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 19, 2013 04:42 AM (da5Wo)

289 Posted by: Icedog at March 19, 2013 08:39 AM (9ScGj) One perspective (that doesn't work well for the aliens illegally in this country) is to ask yourself if your grandfather or father would recognize this as the America he grew up in.

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 19, 2013 04:43 AM (Cnqmv)

290 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2013 06:55 AM(XkWWK) Didn't know that "Ruach" also translated to devil. I usually see it as Ruach haKodesh (Holy Spirit) though. Is it short for Ruach haOlam (spirit of the world) in this useage?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at March 19, 2013 04:43 AM (wbeNt)

291 276 255 Sorry, I'm not interested in anything the John Birch Society or Alex Jones might say. Do we really want to promote them? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2013 08:34 AM (XkWWK) I hear you brother..... but on the other hand, I've seen alot of the shit over the last four years that I once believed would never happen in this country. Posted by: Icedog at March 19, 2013 08:39 AM (9ScGj) Well, can we separate the legitimate arguments from the racism and then ignore them? I mean, many more people and groups are aware of what's going on, so we don't really need the toxic baggage of the Birchers and Jones.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2013 04:44 AM (XkWWK)

292 I never bullshit the wife.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 19, 2013 08:38 AM (JDIKC)

Very wise. Marriages seem to work quite well with this rule in place.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2013 04:45 AM (3Mkrp)

293 Well, can we separate the legitimate arguments from the racism and then ignore them? I mean, many more people and groups are aware of what's going on, so we don't really need the toxic baggage of the Birchers and Jones. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2013 08:44 AM (XkWWK) Bill Buckley tossed them on their ass in the 50's/60's(?), we don't need them back.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at March 19, 2013 04:45 AM (FsUAO)

294 286 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2013 06:55 AM(XkWWK) Didn't know that "Ruach" also translated to devil. I usually see it as Ruach haKodesh (Holy Spirit) though. Is it short for Ruach haOlam (spirit of the world) in this useage? Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at March 19, 2013 08:43 AM (wbeNt) I think it's contextual, as is most Yiddish really.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2013 04:45 AM (XkWWK)

295 And if I do touch, then some steroided up bouncer kicks the shit out of me and tosses me out on my ass. Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 19, 2013 08:42 AM (da5Wo)

So you know the barista at my morning coffee joint?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 19, 2013 04:46 AM (sbV1u)

296 "I mean, many more people and groups are aware of what's going on, so we don't really need the toxic baggage of the Birchers and Jones."

Tell that to one woman I know who is convinced of every right-wing conspiracy theory out there. Birtherism, Breitbart was murdered, election stolen, etc all her reasonings for everything that goes wrong for us. She despises me for not buying into any of it. I welcome her hate.

Posted by: AuthorLMendez at March 19, 2013 04:46 AM (yAor6)

297 289 Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at March 19, 2013 08:45 AM (FsUAO) Correct, sir.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2013 04:46 AM (XkWWK)

298

Philly mayor claims that the race relations speech isn't protected by first amendment. Story in handle.

 

But yet that assmunch Holder says that whites are the ones who are too cowardly to have an honest discussion about race.  Thanks, Mayor Nutter, for convincing me Filthadelphia doesn't need my tourist money.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 19, 2013 04:46 AM (zF6Iw)

299 That produces a *very* creepy image of that pudgy fuck and his ham-handed excuse for programming "skills" up to all hours banning plenty of innocuous accounts. Collateral damage. I knew plenty of lfgers who gave a ton of money to that screwball, myself included, who he then turned around and banned when we got weary of his war on intelligent design and Robert Spencer.

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at March 19, 2013 04:47 AM (feFL6)

300 Ok, Malor still hasn't answered pep's question so I'm going off to do other stuff.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 19, 2013 04:47 AM (9iA12)

301 "I'm not a strip club fan. Don't much see the point. I mean, I'm gonna turn over a bunch of money to a chick who's naked and doing everything she can to turn me on (to get more money out of me) and not only do I not get sex for that money, I don't even get to touch? And if I do touch, then some steroided up bouncer kicks the shit out of me and tosses me out on my ass. Nah, I'll pass."

This is EXACTLY how I feel about them. My friends think I'm nuts though.

Posted by: AuthorLMendez at March 19, 2013 04:47 AM (yAor6)

302 ::::What was the address again?:::: Queen street, directly across from the Delta Hotel's front entrance.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 19, 2013 04:48 AM (jCyfP)

303 So you know the barista at my morning coffee joint?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 19, 2013 08:46 AM (sbV1u)




You get your coffee from a place that has a barista?



RINO.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 19, 2013 04:48 AM (da5Wo)

304 292 Posted by: AuthorLMendez at March 19, 2013 08:46 AM (yAor6) Okay, I get it. Enemy of my enemy, etc. But there are so many more people and groups out there that are of our mindset WITHOUT the racism and nutter proclivities that we don't need the aggro that acknowledging them as allies would bring.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2013 04:48 AM (XkWWK)

305 I knew plenty of lfgers who gave a ton of money to that screwball, myself included


Money for what?  He was asking for donations?

Posted by: EC at March 19, 2013 04:48 AM (GQ8sn)

306 Queen street, directly across from the Delta Hotel's front entrance.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 19, 2013 08:48 AM (jCyfP)



They rentin rooms by the hour? Lol.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 19, 2013 04:49 AM (da5Wo)

307 You get your coffee from a place that has a barista?


Is barista another word for Dunkin Donuts employee?

Posted by: EC at March 19, 2013 04:50 AM (GQ8sn)

308 299 So you know the barista at my morning coffee joint? Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 19, 2013 08:46 AM (sbV1u) You get your coffee from a place that has a barista? RINO. Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 19, 2013 08:48 AM (da5Wo) The guy at my diner serves the coffee. His name is Demo and it's $1.25 a slice.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2013 04:50 AM (XkWWK)

309 I knew plenty of lfgers who gave a ton of money to that screwball, myself included

I must admit I've never given even $0.01 to ace. Any donation I've made has been to charities or GOP campaigns

Posted by: AuthorLMendez at March 19, 2013 04:50 AM (yAor6)

310  Ok, Malor still hasn't answered pep's question so I'm going off to do other stuff.

I don't even know what the question was.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at March 19, 2013 04:50 AM (jZUEZ)

311 Money for what? He was asking for donations? Well, he had a PayPal tipjar, which we would hit once in a while. I don't remember him directly asking, but his sycophants would.

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at March 19, 2013 04:51 AM (feFL6)

312 and not only do I not get sex for that money, I don't even get to touch? And if I do touch, then some steroided up bouncer kicks the shit out of me and tosses me out on my ass.

That's not universally true; at Mons Venus in Tampa you can touch anything except the va-jay-jay.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2013 04:51 AM (OevbG)

313 Well, he had a PayPal tipjar, which we would hit once in a while. I don't remember him directly asking, but his sycophants would.


It's a good thing ace will never go full retard once he starts getting more money from us now that he's won Blog O' The Year 2013.

Posted by: EC at March 19, 2013 04:52 AM (GQ8sn)

314 306 Ok, Malor still hasn't answered pep's question so I'm going off to do other stuff. I don't even know what the question was. Posted by: Gabriel Malor at March 19, 2013 08:50 AM (jZUEZ) What's your favorite color and do you have any message for the youth of America?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2013 04:52 AM (XkWWK)

315 You get your coffee from a place that has a barista? RINO.  Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 19, 2013 08:48 AM (da5Wo)

Yeah.  Here: http://tinyurl.com/buerkgh

Seriously, if it wasn't the best coffee I've ever had in my life...I wouldn't.  Mostly because Al Gore was once spotted in there.

If liking this manna from heaven makes me a RINO...then RINO I am.

Just keep your dick beaters OFF.  MY.  COFFEE.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 19, 2013 04:52 AM (sbV1u)

316 That's not universally true; at Mons Venus in Tampa you can touch anything except the va-jay-jay.


That's not 100% true the time I was there.

Posted by: EC at March 19, 2013 04:52 AM (GQ8sn)

317 "That's not universally true; at Mons Venus in Tampa you can touch anything except the va-jay-jay."

Talking Tampa strip clubs, which is the one with the "spaceship"? I hear some lurid BTS stuff happens in that "spaceship"

Posted by: AuthorLMendez at March 19, 2013 04:52 AM (yAor6)

318 I don't even know what the question was.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at March 19, 2013 08:50 AM (jZUEZ)[/i[



#77

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 19, 2013 04:53 AM (9iA12)

319 JJ, in all fairness, I don't read Alex Jones and haven't read any JBS material in many years. But I do know that if any of us could go back in time just five years and tell people "predictions" of the stories we read everyday now, people would call you nuts.

Posted by: Icedog at March 19, 2013 04:53 AM (9ScGj)

320 That's not universally true; at Mons Venus in Tampa you can touch anything except the va-jay-jay.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2013 08:51 AM (OevbG)



And it's $40 to get in the damn door. Or it was circa 2000.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 19, 2013 04:54 AM (da5Wo)

321 Delta Hotel's front entrance. Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 19, 2013 08:48 AM (jCyfP)

Delta Hotel.

I remember being called that countless times at OSUT.

Of course, it meant "dickhead" so there's that...

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 19, 2013 04:54 AM (sbV1u)

322 I think the Mons Venus owner tried running for Mayor or something...

Posted by: AuthorLMendez at March 19, 2013 04:55 AM (yAor6)

323 Good to see an "ole' fashioned" AoS dustup in the AM, and the Col. thing is proof of whacked out Californians spreading their stupidity elsewhere. Why VA embraced Marylanders is beyond me, as we're suffering a similar infection...

Posted by: Jess1 at March 19, 2013 04:55 AM (lbiWb)

324 AP posted a story giving a few details of Rand's illegal immigration speech thingy. Story in handle. Sounds like he wants more verification up front that border control is working(annually for 5 years congress must agree), then temporary visas for those here. Then eventually the immigrants get in the back of the line for green cards. Also, he wants to increase the amount of visas for high tech workers overseas. He also is opposed to E-Verify, as he says this puts onerous burdens on employers to become policemen. My take: The enforcement part better be locked in and well-defined. Illegal immigration has dropped off dramatically, and is effectively zero the last few years due to our bad economy. I don't want that to be the signal to say our border is secure. In principle I'm fine with the idea, but always wary of Lucy pulling the ball at the last second, as all Republicans should be.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at March 19, 2013 04:55 AM (FsUAO)

325 315 JJ, in all fairness, I don't read Alex Jones and haven't read any JBS material in many years. But I do know that if any of us could go back in time just five years and tell people "predictions" of the stories we read everyday now, people would call you nuts. Posted by: Icedog at March 19, 2013 08:53 AM (9ScGj) I absolutely agree. My point is any one of a hundred different people could point out the shit that is happening WITHOUT having to source nutters and bigots. That's all I'm saying. I think I've made my point on this so on to the next thing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2013 04:56 AM (XkWWK)

326  the problem with not reading all the comments.

so I'm off binging stuff  , (ok and getting more coffee)the subject moved on and points made were lost. and i spend the next 20 minutes trying to catch up  to everything .

type slower guys, one finger will do .

Posted by: ette at March 19, 2013 04:56 AM (nqBYe)

327 "Why VA embraced Marylanders is beyond me"

more like MD kicked people out to VA per their taxes. VA then suffered because these (excuse me for not using a better term) retards decided they'd vote the same way even after the failed results. VA is not gone yet but it's trending that way

Posted by: AuthorLMendez at March 19, 2013 04:56 AM (yAor6)

328 Explosion during training at Nevada's Hawthorne Army Depot, fatalities reported Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 19, 2013 04:56 AM (XYSwB)

329 one finger will do .

Posted by: ette at March 19, 2013 08:56 AM (nqBYe)




How you doin?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 19, 2013 04:57 AM (da5Wo)

330 NO ONE IS ILLEGAL!

HURR
HUURRRRRRRR
DER HURRRRRR

DOWN WITH CORPORATIONS!

DERP DERPA DERP

Posted by: neckbeard with an iphone at March 19, 2013 04:57 AM (sD84o)

331 type slower guys, one finger will do . Posted by: ette at March 19, 2013 08:56 AM (nqBYe)

One finger?

DON'T..........MUST.  NOT.  COMMENT.

Arrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhh

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 19, 2013 04:57 AM (sbV1u)

332 slower i still have a hundred comments to read.



Posted by: ette at March 19, 2013 04:58 AM (nqBYe)

333 Want    my    opinion?    On     anything?    Hey,    I'm     still     relevant!  Still.   Relevant.

Posted by: Keith Olbermann at March 19, 2013 04:58 AM (wIgpo)

334 324 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 19, 2013 08:56 AM (XYSwB) Oh no. Prayers.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2013 04:58 AM (XkWWK)

335 He also is opposed to E-Verify, as he says this puts onerous burdens on employers to become policemen.



That right there tells you he is not serious.  The ONLY way we can stop it is to first fix E-Verify to make sure it is accurate and then force employers to use it.  AND punish them when they don't use it.

Posted by: Vic at March 19, 2013 04:58 AM (53z96)

336 blush, I guess i  brought that on.


dimmit

Posted by: ette at March 19, 2013 04:58 AM (nqBYe)

337 50 rds 9mm ammo in stock for $14 + ship if anyone is interested. Link in handle

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at March 19, 2013 04:59 AM (FsUAO)

338 and not only do I not get sex for that money, I don't even get to touch? That never bothered me when I was younger. I only wanted to look. Young girls with measurements off the pages of Playboy dancing right over your head with next to nothing on. It was worth paying a little extra for a beer. I wanted a girl built that well, but someone a little more respectable. Once I found her, I lost interest in paying that extra money for a beer.

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at March 19, 2013 04:59 AM (feFL6)

339 My point is any one of a hundred different people could point out the shit that is happening WITHOUT having to source nutters and bigots.

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The problem with Jones is he always has to go over the top and make shit up about any subject he covers when the truth is disturbing and alarming enough.

Posted by: The Generic, Award Winning Moron at March 19, 2013 04:59 AM (+I8Mq)

340 24Looks like Rand Paul is selling us out now. He supports citizenship for illegals.

http://is.gd/GCNhTx

Posted by: Vic at March 19, 2013 06:57 AM (53z96)

 

 

 

 

I support citizenship for illegals too; back in their own goddam country.

Posted by: maddogg at March 19, 2013 04:59 AM (OlN4e)

341 That right there tells you he is not serious. The ONLY way we can stop it is to first fix E-Verify to make sure it is accurate and then force employers to use it. AND punish them when they don't use it. Posted by: Vic at March 19, 2013 08:58 AM (53z96) Serious about what? I'm honestly asking. He doesn't want to deport them(unless they are offenders of a non-immigration nature), he's up front about that.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at March 19, 2013 05:00 AM (FsUAO)

342 That never bothered me when I was younger. I only wanted to look. Young girls with measurements off the pages of Playboy dancing right over your head with next to nothing on. It was worth paying a little extra for a beer.  Posted by: Regular Moron at March 19, 2013 08:59 AM (feFL6)

Yeah, I'm with BC and EoJ.  I'm just not a window shopper.  

If I can't have it, there's no point in looking.

However....

You haven't truly lived until you've experienced "Amateur Night" at Rick's Lounge in Fayetteville, NC with 300 drunken, screaming paratroopers.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 19, 2013 05:01 AM (sbV1u)

343 I suppose gabe is trying to be intentionally offensive?

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at March 19, 2013 05:01 AM (bb5+k)

344 I suppose gabe is trying to be intentionally offensive? Posted by: DiogenesLamp at March 19, 2013 09:01 AM (bb5+k)

No DL.  He wasn't.

His point was much more narrow.  That the term "illegal alien" is nowhere to be found in Federal law.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 19, 2013 05:02 AM (sbV1u)

345 http://preview.tinyurl.com/d4n7sfd A real Reaganite describes Sen. Paul correctly, with interesting observations on the Bush family dynasty.

Posted by: Thorvald at March 19, 2013 05:02 AM (1V6Pv)

346 Ben took a dump

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 19, 2013 05:03 AM (sbV1u)

347 You haven't truly lived until you've experienced "Amateur Night" at Rick's Lounge in Fayetteville, NC with 300 drunken, screaming paratroopers.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 19, 2013 09:01 AM (sbV1u)



Soooo....did they money y'all spent cover the cost of the property damage?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 19, 2013 05:03 AM (da5Wo)

348 Posted by: AuthorLMendez at March 19, 2013 08:56 AM (yAor6) Lived in MD a couple years and witnessed their madness: 1. Tax revenues drop 2. Raise taxes 3. Productive residents flee 4. Rinse and repeat

Posted by: Icedog at March 19, 2013 05:03 AM (9ScGj)

349 That right there tells you he is not serious. The ONLY way we can stop it is to first fix E-Verify to make sure it is accurate and then force employers to use it. AND punish them when they don't use it. Posted by: Vic at March 19, 2013 08:58 AM (53z96) Yup.

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at March 19, 2013 05:03 AM (bb5+k)

350 The ONLY way we can stop it is to first fix E-Verify to make sure it is accurate and then force employers to use it. AND punish them when they don't use it. I can go to a govt website like irs.gov and spend an entire day downloading all sorts of stuff or getting all sorts of brochures mailed to me. Why? They know they make money on creating and maintaining the site. I can't understand the logic of making it difficult for American employers to hire American taxpayers. Maybe that's part of why we spend a trillion more every year then the government brings in in tax revenue.

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at March 19, 2013 05:03 AM (feFL6)

351 His point was much more narrow. That the term "illegal alien" is nowhere to be found in Federal law. Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 19, 2013 09:02 AM (sbV1u) And this means something? That the Feds want to countenance it perhaps? I recall years ago someone asking Sonny Bono what he thought about "illegal immigration." His reply? " Well, it's ILLEGAL, isn't it? "

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at March 19, 2013 05:05 AM (bb5+k)

352 His point was much more narrow. That the term "illegal alien" is nowhere to be found in Federal law.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 19, 2013 09:02 AM (sbV1u)



Which is a technical legalese point. Nowhere does it specifically use the phrase "illegal aliens", it just refers to aliens which are illegal.



"No Your Honor, I did not call you a cocksucker. I said that was a cocksucking decision you just made."

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 19, 2013 05:05 AM (da5Wo)

353 I'm not interested in practical. The Manhattan Project was impractical, if, ultimately, successful. Round up and deport the illegal aliens, and all of their children. Seize their assets to help defray our costs. Ship them home, where they will be barred for ten years from applying for a visa to come here again. Secure the borders. Call for volunteers to shoot them on sight, if they're border-hopping. No. Joke. Re-start the brain drain.

Posted by: Thorvald at March 19, 2013 05:05 AM (1V6Pv)

354 Thanks, Mayor Nutter, for convincing me Filthadelphia doesn't need my tourist money. That's why they call it the city of brotherly shove. And MPPP -- are there any interesting stories about Jack Webb? Or Broderick Crawford?

Posted by: Ed Anger at March 19, 2013 05:07 AM (tOkJB)

355 And this means something? That the Feds want to countenance it perhaps?  Posted by: DiogenesLamp at March 19, 2013 09:05 AM (bb5+k)

Gabe can defend himself.  

Just saying, I originally thought what you thought.  But I've been here for the whole thread, and that wasn't where he was going.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 19, 2013 05:08 AM (sbV1u)

356 Oh, excuse me, I was told yesterday that I have to use the term "illegal immigration" when I talk about this stuff because otherwise I'm letting my bias show.





When someone breaks into your home, you should just refer to them as unexpected guests.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 19, 2013 05:09 AM (1Jaio)

357 Round up and deport the illegal aliens, and all of their children. Posted by: Thorvald at March 19, 2013 09:05 AM (1V6Pv) Oh my God! Don't you know that the children of illegal aliens are "NATURAL BORN CITIZENS"? Ace, Gabe, Drew, and pretty much everyone else on this site will tell you that you can't deport these children because they are AMERICANS! Of course the Eisenhower administration felt differently, because they deported many hundreds of thousands of them en masse. Even the Author of the 14th amendment, Robert Bingham specifically excluded the children of transient aliens from citizenship, but we pay more attention to what we think some court said than we do to the actual law makers.

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at March 19, 2013 05:11 AM (bb5+k)

358 I will support amnesty (not citizenship with voting and sponsorship rights) when people covered by amnesty are not eligible for any benefits (ssi, disability, snap, section 8, whatever) for life. It's that simple. if they are hard working proto-americans, then prove it. if they want opportunity and will do the "jobs Americans won't do", then prove it. This is a minor requirement for someone that wants to work, but a deal breaker for 95% of the illegals and non-professional immigrants I know.

Posted by: Endeavor to Persevere at March 19, 2013 05:11 AM (zZJJp)

359 Posted by: Thorvald at March 19, 2013 09:05 AM (1V6Pv) All this chest thumping when no plurality will ever agree with you. Mental masturbation.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at March 19, 2013 05:11 AM (FsUAO)

360 I'm thinking of becoming an undocumented pharmacist

Posted by: Icedog at March 19, 2013 05:12 AM (9ScGj)

361 This is a minor requirement for someone that wants to work, but a deal breaker for 95% of the illegals and non-professional immigrants I know. Posted by: Endeavor to Persevere at March 19, 2013 09:11 AM (zZJJp) I completely agree, of course, on the benefits thing. I don't agree that they are mostly moochers. Most send money back to Mexico to support their family, they aren't here to be leechers. Some are, just like American citizens.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at March 19, 2013 05:13 AM (FsUAO)

362 Just saying, I originally thought what you thought. But I've been here for the whole thread, and that wasn't where he was going. Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 19, 2013 09:08 AM (sbV1u) And I thank you for the clarification. I am just recently arrived to the thread, and my first impression was that Gabe might have been attempting to malign those of us who think that our laws should be enforced regardless of the political consequences of doing so. Glad to see that is not the case.

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at March 19, 2013 05:13 AM (bb5+k)

363 This is a minor requirement for someone that wants to work, but a deal breaker for 95% of the illegals and non-professional immigrants I know. Posted by: Endeavor to Persevere at March 19, 2013 09:11 AM (zZJJp) I think we are honestly rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic. This is not going to get fixed before a collapse. We are kidding ourselves when we think that our supercilious population will do anything sensible.

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at March 19, 2013 05:15 AM (bb5+k)

364 I think we are honestly rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic. This is not going to get fixed before a collapse. We are kidding ourselves when we think that our supercilious population will do anything sensible.

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at March 19, 2013 09:15 AM (bb5+k)

 

 

 

The strongest buttress to your argument is the occupant of the White House.

Posted by: maddogg at March 19, 2013 05:21 AM (OlN4e)

365 Mr. Paul just needs to go away. Today's culture is only looking to demonize white guys. I will not amnesty illegal Hispanics as if some wrong has been done to them, so they can then turn around and bash me when I have done nothing worthy of bashing. Especially while the Progressives plan on the 4e8 additional laws they will impose and strictly enforce on the populace. There appears to be little hope for the U.S., and most definitely little hope for the GOP.

Posted by: H. at March 19, 2013 05:23 AM (zCQAZ)

366

The only way I can put a shine on this turd is to hope that with a pathway to citizenship, comes a subsequent reform of entitlements.

 

Milton Friedman once said that illegal immigration was great, so long as it remained illegal.  Once you have masses of poor people who are legal citizens, they are entitled to the same government benefits as any other citizen.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at March 19, 2013 05:27 AM (8cOY0)

367 Isn't it "illegal alien" in common parlance because is "illegal immigrant" an oxymoron as immigrants are those who legally enter the country to live/gain future citizenship?

Posted by: andycanuck at March 19, 2013 05:34 AM (ORGYc)

368 Is the DC establishment so out of it that they don't realize that no one outside the beltway gives a flying F about a bunch of media brats running around the lawn looking for eggs? Good. cancel it. cancel the golf trips and the hair salon and the whole lot of it. ___________________ I like how the federal government can't afford the White House Easter Bunny, or tours for U.S. school kids, but it can afford to spend millions of tax dollars on a "U.S.-Mexico partnership" -- the sole purpose of which is to advertise the availability of U.S. food stamps to illegal aliens! Any American who does not feel totally screwed over by this government has clearly not been paying attention.

Posted by: Horrified Observer at March 19, 2013 05:59 AM (/sohm)

369 Guess the ripple I caused has faded, but I'll toss another anyway. The prob with John Birch, Alex Jones, somewhat Beck, is what they're right about that really matters. By association, those who talk about the real enemy agenda can always be dismissed as nuts. Somebody (last ONT?) mentioned bringing something up and a girl said, OMG you watch Fox! That's how it works. Yet as someone said upthread, if you told "reasonable, non-nut" folk a few years ago about what has already happened, they'd call you a nut. I subscribe to Jones's YouTube channel and frequently often occasionally watch reports. He's a hoot. The other day, on the road, he spent 5 minutes with camera aimed at warning signs on a cell tower. See? High-powered investigative journalism!

Posted by: a mindful webworker at March 19, 2013 05:59 AM (BtHg/)

370 Gabe, stop it. You are being a fool. Only a fool refuses to use the term "illegal immigration" and mocks those who do.

Posted by: eman at March 19, 2013 07:03 AM (64rcm)

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