March 21, 2013

Top Headline Comments 3-21-13
— Gabriel Malor

Happy Thursday.

It's a good thing we've had wet weather here in Virginia, this is the sort of thing that can get out of control very fast.

The Senate passed the CR, but it stripped out the provisions to give agencies more discretion about how to find the money for the sequester cuts.

Christian Heinze's round-up on Sen. Paul's immigration plan is a must-read.

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1 Ah, there's the doom

Posted by: blaster at March 21, 2013 02:59 AM (/1U3u)

2 Good Morning Morons.  Today is Thursday, March 21, 2013.  On this day in 1913 360 were killed and 20,000 homes destroyed in the Great Dayton Flood in Dayton, Ohio.  Now they just have wild street parties that turn into riots.

Posted by: Vic at March 21, 2013 02:59 AM (53z96)

3 Army Core of Engineers furloughs workers due to sequester.  But will spend more money on overtime to make up for it.

http://is.gd/QM3Tyk

Posted by: Vic at March 21, 2013 03:00 AM (53z96)

4 When does the Jon Corzine trial start?

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at March 21, 2013 03:00 AM (XvrTA)

5 Another terrorist brought to NYC for trial.  I swear Morons help me out here, didnÂ’t congress pass a law that forbid them from bringing these SOBs into the US for trial?

http://is.gd/3Hjgp7

Posted by: Vic at March 21, 2013 03:00 AM (53z96)

6 Ft Hood terrorist muzzie wants to plead guilty but Army judge will not allow it.

http://is.gd/B58oL7

Posted by: Vic at March 21, 2013 03:00 AM (53z96)

7 Obama is still attacking reporters who don’t ask “nice” questions and follow the script.

http://is.gd/wzr1K7

Posted by: Vic at March 21, 2013 03:00 AM (53z96)

8 PETA killed 90% of the dogs and cats it took in last year.

http://is.gd/OtPyJs

Posted by: Vic at March 21, 2013 03:00 AM (53z96)

9 Ted TurnerÂ’s son watches Fox because CNN is too far left.

http://is.gd/Zho8LV

Posted by: Vic at March 21, 2013 03:01 AM (53z96)

10 Dems vote to keep WH closed.  Keep spending for other stupid shit.

http://is.gd/hj9f4G

Posted by: Vic at March 21, 2013 03:01 AM (53z96)

11 Amity Schlaes tells DC why historians donÂ’t like Silent Cal.  Hell, I would have figured everyone knew that.  By and large historians are almost 100% liberal.

http://is.gd/6bbvbs

Posted by: Vic at March 21, 2013 03:01 AM (53z96)

12 Jack Abramoff says no question that Menedez is corrupt.

http://is.gd/hoSuYc

Posted by: Vic at March 21, 2013 03:01 AM (53z96)

13 Jerusalem Post editor not too happy with Obama and his visit.

http://is.gd/z2DyXY

Posted by: Vic at March 21, 2013 03:01 AM (53z96)

14 The Sun scoffs at the GOP autopsy report.

http://is.gd/ZjxvnJ

Posted by: Vic at March 21, 2013 03:02 AM (53z96)

15 The fight over the AZ voting law shows why the Supreme Court is a political committee and not a court of law. At least, not for the 5 liberals.

http://is.gd/twrbCf

Posted by: Vic at March 21, 2013 03:02 AM (53z96)

16 There is no “free speech” in Europe regarding the Muzzies.  Supposedly there is here but you will hear nothing from the MFM.

http://is.gd/NfkEB5

Posted by: Vic at March 21, 2013 03:02 AM (53z96)

17 Democraps have a vested interest in keeping the “poor” poor and in chains.

http://is.gd/JWH3Fy

Posted by: Vic at March 21, 2013 03:02 AM (53z96)

18 DAY 135 1,325 to go (1,400 to Inauguration Day 2017) Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, McCain's, MIRV's, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, miscreants, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2013 03:02 AM (tqLft)

19 Kindle Daily Deals

http://is.gd/aKusBP

Posted by: Vic at March 21, 2013 03:03 AM (53z96)

20 Guess the ugly car

http://is.gd/JIFYcq

Posted by: Vic at March 21, 2013 03:03 AM (53z96)

21 And finally we have another Winter that will not go away.  The high today is supposed to 52° with a low of 25° tonight.  And to top it off they are predicting snow tomorrow.  But I predict NOAA will come up with another bogus hottest year in forever meme like they did last year (which averaged 7° lower than the year before in my measurements).




And thatÂ’s it for Thursday, March 21, 2013.  I will be leaving in a little while for a dental appointment.

Posted by: Vic at March 21, 2013 03:03 AM (53z96)

22

Good morning, ‘rons and ‘ronettes.  ItÂ’s another award-winning day here at this award-winning blog.

 

 

Director Billy Wilder had the unique distinction of guiding two legendary directors himself in ParamountÂ’s magnificent Sunset Boulevard: Cecil B. DeMille and Erich von Stroheim.  DeMille, playing himself, was by all accounts a true professional, hitting his marks and going through multiple takes without complaint.  Of course, DeMille was canny as well; signed for a flat fee of $10,000, when Wilder asked him back for a couple of small close-ups, he happily agreed. . .for another $6,000.

 

 

The imperious von Stroheim, too, was nothing but professional, though in private he disdained his role of manservant Max von Mayerling, calling it “that goddamned butler part.”  Wilder gave him free rein to create his character – it was VonÂ’s* idea that Max should write all of Norma DesmondÂ’s fan letters – but clamped down on some of his more eccentric interpretations.**

 

 

But it was an offhand remark of von StroheimÂ’s during the filming that has come to encapsulate his character and, in fact, his entire career:  trying to get off on a good foot with his fellow director, Wilder introduced himself by saying, “Imagine little me, directing you!  You were always ten years ahead of your time.”

 

 

“No,” Von coolly responded.  “Twenty.”

 

 

And thatÂ’s it for this morning.  Hope you all have a wonderful day.

 

 

*Just as no one who knew Roscoe Arbuckle called him “Fatty,” no one who knew von Stroheim called him “Erich.”

 

 

**Von thought giving Max a limp would add to his character.  Wilder said no.  Von also dreamed up a scene that would show Max washing NormaÂ’s lingerie, holding it tenderly to his cheek.  Wilder really said no.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 21, 2013 03:05 AM (zF6Iw)

23 AMC Gremlin, baby!

Posted by: USA at March 21, 2013 03:06 AM (RIg+t)

24 Yes, its a Gremlin.

Posted by: Vic at March 21, 2013 03:06 AM (53z96)

25 AMC Gremlin,
Right down to the little Gremlin on the chrome gas cap

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 21, 2013 03:07 AM (tySjn)

26 22 Von also dreamed up a scene that would show Max washing NormaÂ’s lingerie, holding it tenderly to his cheek. Wilder really said no. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 21, 2013 07:05 AM (zF6Iw) No, the scene was Max sniffing her soiled girdle. ;-()

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2013 03:08 AM (tqLft)

27 And I believe it's a 1971 Gremlin.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 21, 2013 03:08 AM (tySjn)

28 Good morning morons, I wish you all well today.

Posted by: DangerGirl at March 21, 2013 03:09 AM (tonYs)

29 Ever try to get in the back seat of a Gremlin?

Posted by: BignJames at March 21, 2013 03:10 AM (Sg0G/)

30 29 Posted by: BignJames at March 21, 2013 07:10 AM (Sg0G/) I had a HS boyfriend with a Gremlin, so... Yup. LOL

Posted by: Mirage at March 21, 2013 03:11 AM (d0cBL)

31 Yup, Gremlim. My sister bought one. She never bought AMC again. Nightmare car.

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at March 21, 2013 03:12 AM (feFL6)

32 Christ Gremlins were hideous.

Posted by: joncelli at March 21, 2013 03:12 AM (CWlPF)

33 "It's a good thing we've had wet weather here in Virginia, this is the sort of thing that can get out of control very fast."

==========

That story is kind of ominous.  Arson out in the boondocks is nothing new, but the number of fires involved tells me that somebody or a group of somebodies is "practicing".

Once they are accomplished arsonists they will no doubt find plenty of work providing "fire for hire" as the economy continues to worsen and people start taking long, hard looks at their bank statements and their insurance policies.

Posted by: Nighthawk at March 21, 2013 03:12 AM (RSqz2)

34

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2013 07:08 AM (tqLft)

 

Ha!  If you've ever seen Foolish Wives, I'm sure he would have done it if Wilder had let him get away with it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 21, 2013 03:13 AM (zF6Iw)

35 Wow an AMC Gremlin.  I one time saw in a Quik-stop parking lot a 4x4 Gremlin.  That got my attention.

Speaking of gremlins, Ach!
http://youtu.be/M9P4I2qfcY8

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 03:13 AM (tkWnt)

36 Well, call me a knuckle-dragging Neanderthal cracker, but I don't care how many people are here illegally. Seal the damned border and penalize anyone who knowingly employs illegals. And if an illegal is caught, back he/she goes OR they pay a substantial penalty to remain as guest with no voting rights or rights to any benefits. Enough.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2013 03:14 AM (tqLft)

37 Gabe,

You missed the biggest headline of them all!

http://tinyurl.com/cert8sh

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 21, 2013 03:14 AM (3Mkrp)

38 ...a 4x4 Gremlin

Wasn't that the AMC Eagle? When I was a factory rep, our Alaska rep was issued one for his usual travel up there.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 21, 2013 03:15 AM (4Mv1T)

39 I tried reading your "must-read" thing, Gabe.  And then I got high. 

Boys will be boys, politicians will be politicians.  I fail to see how or why any more thought need be put into it than that.  

Posted by: BurtTC at March 21, 2013 03:15 AM (BeSEI)

40 Oh I don't know, I think the Gremlins were pretty cool!

Posted by: AMC Pacer at March 21, 2013 03:15 AM (IJHzz)

41 Morning all. It's actually amazing how little news, other than obama's car breaking down, is coming out of Israel. But obama about to have news thing with abbas in Ramahlah so let's see if he can put his foot in his mouth there.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2013 03:16 AM (9Bj8R)

42 Just heard Levin say that approximately 2/3rds of Mexican immigrants who are here LEGALLY have not applied for full citizenship, so this whole issue is a political stunt which will make the Dems a permanent majority party, Balkanize the rest of us and wind up destroying our society and country. Enough again.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2013 03:16 AM (tqLft)

43 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2013 07:16 AM (tqLft) It's great to meet all your goals, ain't it?

Posted by: BignJames at March 21, 2013 03:18 AM (Sg0G/)

44 Posted by: Vic at March 21, 2013 06:59 AM (53z96)

Dayton probably needs another flood.

It is a bit of a shithole.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 21, 2013 03:18 AM (3Mkrp)

45 It was a Gremlin body, even the hideous Gremlin green color, on a for real 4x4 off-road suspension.  So the car was about two feet off the ground.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 03:19 AM (tkWnt)

46 Hi Vic and J.J. you are what I read first thing in the A.M.

Posted by: L, elle at March 21, 2013 03:20 AM (0PiQ4)

47 Why is my nic all lit up? I didn't do that.

Posted by: L, elle at March 21, 2013 03:22 AM (0PiQ4)

48 South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham: "I applaud and appreciate @SenRandPaul support for a path to citizenship." He then said: "Now if you'll excuse me I need to go to the floor of the senate and demand we invade 3 or 4 different middle eastern countries. I'm positive this will turn out better than the last 3 times. Also I find international intervention sexually arousing."

Posted by: vote Lord Humungus 2016 at March 21, 2013 03:23 AM (HEa5q)

49 PETA killed 90% of the dogs and cats it took in last year. That low of a number? I'd have thought it would have been higher.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2013 03:23 AM (d0Dmj)

50 L,elle.  Clear out the hyperlink URL in your name.  Going back to another AoS post it looks like.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 03:23 AM (tkWnt)

51 It`s the anniversary of the 1918 Michael offensive by the krauts. Came damn close to pulling it off.

Posted by: Early Cuyler at March 21, 2013 03:24 AM (zOrVA)

52 Vic, re: PETA

http://www.nathanwinograd.com/?p=8765

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 03:25 AM (tkWnt)

53 Why is my nic all lit up? I didn't do that.

Because you're as bright and shiny as a new penny!

(That sounds sufficiently ghey, right?  Any experts in the house?)

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 21, 2013 03:25 AM (sbV1u)

54 Just heard Levin say that approximately 2/3rds of Mexican immigrants who are here LEGALLY have not applied for full citizenship, so this whole issue is a political stunt which will make the Dems a permanent majority party, Balkanize the rest of us and wind up destroying our society and country. Let. It. Burn.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2013 03:26 AM (d0Dmj)

55 I bet, back in the day, Lindsey Graham drove a Gremlin.

Posted by: Case at March 21, 2013 03:26 AM (QwurB)

56 thanks Anna. you're kind and helpful. will do.

Posted by: L, elle at March 21, 2013 03:26 AM (0PiQ4)

57 There's something about today's thread that seems to be lacking a fabulous aspect. Can't quite put my finger on it. / I kid Gabe

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at March 21, 2013 03:27 AM (feFL6)

58 Hey the NFL is going full pussy. They voted to make it illegal for a running back to lower his head. Absurd and also an officiating nightmare. Thanks G-D since I am a Jet's fan, none of this matters and they are gonna lose and lose big no matter what

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2013 03:28 AM (9Bj8R)

59 I think that the Gremlin and the Pacer are snappy automobiles.

Posted by: AMC Matador at March 21, 2013 03:28 AM (IJHzz)

60 Sean, did you put your coffee in the Abrams and drinking JP-8 instead?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 03:28 AM (tkWnt)

61 Why is my nic all lit up? I didn't do that.

Posted by: L, elle at March 21, 2013 07:22 AM (0PiQ4)



Is something in your URL line above the comment box.  Those shitheads at Mozilla must have stuck a new version of firefox in because the browser was acting so fucked up yesterday I shut the PC down and then when I restarted all my fucking ids and passwords were gone.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 21, 2013 03:28 AM (4cgAs)

62 morning all. had some carpet installed and took the dog in for tooth extractions, so he's all drugged up and pooing on my new carpets. probly shoulda thought that out better

Posted by: Bigby's OK at March 21, 2013 03:28 AM (YZizW)

63 Sean, did you put your coffee in the Abrams and drinking JP-8 instead? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 07:28 AM (tkWnt)

I thought it tasted funny.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 21, 2013 03:29 AM (sbV1u)

64 morning all. had some carpet installed and took the dog in for tooth extractions, so he's all drugged up and pooing on my new carpets. probly shoulda thought that out better Posted by: Bigby's OK at March 21, 2013 07:28 AM (YZizW) Wait till you get the bill from the Vet, you'll be crapping on the carpet!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2013 03:29 AM (9Bj8R)

65 Thank you L-elle. We can form a band and call it L-elle Cool J.J. Add Vic and it would be a Cool V-J.J.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2013 03:29 AM (tqLft)

66

Morning all!

 

 

The sequester rhetoric on the issue of shutting down airport control towers ought to backfire on both parties.

 

 

Shutting down the tower at a tower-controlled airfield does not make the airplane fall out of the sky. Approach control, which is NOT tower control, sequences practically all commercial aircraft. Pilots fly clear procedures until seeing the airfield and landing. If the weather is too rotten at the airfield to land, the pilot will go land at another airfield (which is planned into every commercial flight). I'm being a pilot geek, I know, but such am I.

 

 

This will backfire on Democrats who want the sequester to be painful to average Americans. This aspect won't be. And it will be backfire on the Republicans who claim that shutting down these towers makes flying less safe, because it doesn't do that in any real sense. Of the two backfires, the Republican one is worse, because it is argument for big government.

 

 

Posted by: MarkW at March 21, 2013 03:30 AM (NVDWF)

67 Add Vic and it would be a Cool V-J.J.  Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2013 07:29 AM (tqLft)

That ain't workin'

Which one of you will be bangin' on the bongos like a chimpanzee?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 21, 2013 03:31 AM (sbV1u)

68 Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2013 07:28 AM (9Bj8R)

Well, the Yankees might be worse, so there's always that to look forward to.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 21, 2013 03:31 AM (3Mkrp)

69 43 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2013 07:16 AM (tqLft) It's great to meet all your goals, ain't it? Posted by: BignJames at March 21, 2013 07:18 AM (Sg0G/) I assume "your" refers to the Royal Your...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2013 03:31 AM (tqLft)

70 No problem Sean.

What is the difference between the US Army and the Boy Scouts?  The Boy Scouts have adult supervision. 

Hope I helped you there L,elle.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 03:31 AM (tkWnt)

71 58 Hey the NFL is going full pussy. They voted to make it illegal for a running back to lower his head. Absurd and also an officiating nightmare. Thanks G-D since I am a Jet's fan, none of this matters and they are gonna lose and lose big no matter what I hear that they are eliminating any contact whatsoever, adding velcro flags to the waistband of the uniforms and doing away with kicking the ball because kicking is violent and stuff. Oh, and they are getting rid of teams with scary names.

Posted by: Urban Achiever at March 21, 2013 03:32 AM (IJHzz)

72 67 That ain't workin' Which one of you will be bangin' on the bongos like a chimpanzee? Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 21, 2013 07:31 AM (sbV1u) I only do Hawaiian noises...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2013 03:32 AM (tqLft)

73 hey yah, Captain Hate. I think you're on to something. I use Godzilla Icebox too.

Posted by: L, elle at March 21, 2013 03:32 AM (0PiQ4)

74 Well, the Yankees might be worse, so there's always that to look forward to. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 21, 2013 07:31 AM (3Mkrp) yeah

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2013 03:33 AM (9Bj8R)

75 Well, call me a knuckle-dragging Neanderthal cracker Welcome to the club. Membership benefits kinda suck, but oh well.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2013 03:33 AM (d0Dmj)

76 In facts you can live without... The Gremlin was introduced on 1 April 1970 aka April Fools Day

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at March 21, 2013 03:33 AM (feFL6)

77 Sean will be belting out something about a faggot with his own hair and jet airplane plus being a millionaire.  Shoulda learn'd to pla dem drums...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 03:34 AM (tkWnt)

78 Wait till you get the bill from the Vet, you'll be crapping on the carpet!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2013 07:29 AM (9Bj8R)



Yeah, welcome to the Obamacare device tax.

Posted by: Vic at March 21, 2013 03:34 AM (53z96)

79 Never had a Gremlin but my grandpa had an AMC Hornet. When I was little, we had a Chevy Vega, which we nicknamed "the rattletrap."

Posted by: DangerGirl at March 21, 2013 03:34 AM (g7vVd)

80 Anybody holding their breath for the MFM to question Muffer Stalin-Rodham on why she was sending Benghazi info to that pinworm Sid "DUI" Blumenthal?  He must have pictures of her and Huma eating at the Y for the pleasure of the mooooooslim brotherhood.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 21, 2013 03:34 AM (4cgAs)

81 AMC. The all-shitbox company that also brought us the Pacer and the Hornet (my best HS buddy had one of these). Who would be stupid enough to buy this company? Chrysler would, renaming it the Eagle division, which gave us the Eclipse ripoff shitbox, the Talon. I always thought that no matter how hard you sucked as a car manufacturer, Chrysler was tirelessly innovating new ways to suck even harder. I never understood the Lee Iaccoca worship.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 21, 2013 03:35 AM (JDIKC)

82 Sean will be belting out something about a faggot with his own hair and jet airplane plus being a millionaire. Shoulda learn'd to pla dem drums... Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 07:34 AM (tkWnt)

No no.  Can't do that.  I'm not a member of L.elle V J. J.

But I am a roadie!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 21, 2013 03:35 AM (sbV1u)

83 This ain't your daddy's NFL.

Posted by: Case at March 21, 2013 03:35 AM (QwurB)

84 52 Anna Puma I know you meant that link for Vic, but I couldn't resist. My presumption was these PETA folks were a cult and evil, but I had no idea about their 'shelters' or killing practices. It all fits their sicko behavior though. Why does this somehow remind me of people justifying any and all types and terms of abortion? Wonder if there is a crosslink?

Posted by: Mirage at March 21, 2013 03:37 AM (d0cBL)

85 Wait till you get the bill from the Vet, you'll be crapping on the carpet! Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2013 07:29 AM (9Bj8R) Just had my little dogs teeth done, and a growth on her eyelid removed. She had the opposite problem, I had to take her into the vet night before last because she looked bloated. Vet took an x-ray, and she was full of poop, literally from the bottom of her stomach all the way to her bum hole. They did a little manual stimulation, which she didn't appreciate at all. Then they walked her and well let's just say she weighed 10.5 pounds when I took her in and they weighed her after the little walk, and she lost a pound. She was like a new dog. So far the whole experience has cost me $2000

Posted by: spypeach at March 21, 2013 03:37 AM (pwTow)

86 actually the dog dentist went easy on us - about 450 total, so thats cool

Posted by: Bigby's OK at March 21, 2013 03:37 AM (YZizW)

87 Oh, and they are getting rid of teams with scary names. Posted by: Urban Achiever at March 21, 2013 07:32 AM (IJHzz)

Like, the Jets?

Oh...sorry.  You said scary "names"....not scary depth charts.

Sorry, Nevergiveup.  Given all the Patriots h8rs around here, I had to take the shot while I had it.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 21, 2013 03:37 AM (sbV1u)

88 I was in Acuna yesterday, and heard complaints that bridge crossing times had increased 2 hours, cuz sequester. Nappy Jan is doing her part.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at March 21, 2013 03:37 AM (zYXh9)

89 People called VW Beetles ugly.  Then the K-car was created.

Where are the K-cars now?  That six pack in the fridge.  While the VW Beetles are still on the road - air and water cooled.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 03:37 AM (tkWnt)

90 Wait till you get the bill from the Vet, you'll be crapping on the carpet! Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2013 07:29 AM (9Bj8R) Yeah, welcome to the Obamacare device tax. Solves constipation. That'll be $24,995.00. Please pay the receptionist on the way out.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2013 03:37 AM (d0Dmj)

91 I assume "your" refers to the Royal Your... Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2013 07:31 AM (tqLft) I knew what I meant before you asked that.

Posted by: BignJames at March 21, 2013 03:38 AM (Sg0G/)

92 You guys did not mention the best part about the Gremlin--the genuine Levi's interior!!

Posted by: Scanner Dan at March 21, 2013 03:39 AM (h5CN9)

93 Sean, what? V. J. J. What?

Posted by: L, elle at March 21, 2013 03:40 AM (0PiQ4)

94 Darn, Tiger Woods teeing off so early today he won't be on TV. Should have a late tee time tomorrow though.

Posted by: JDTAY at March 21, 2013 03:40 AM (a0nis)

95 My presumption was these PETA folks were a cult and evil, but I had no idea about their 'shelters' or killing practices. PETA is all about tugging at heartstrings, shaming & money. Mostly the money.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2013 03:40 AM (d0Dmj)

96 heh the Chrysler K car another proud piece of shit by Chrysler. speaking of junk my first car was a 1980 Ford Fairmont.

Posted by: vote Lord Humungus 2016 at March 21, 2013 03:41 AM (HEa5q)

97 Posted by: AMC Pacer at March 21, 2013 07:15 AM (IJHzz)

I thought you were kinda hot myself.

Posted by: Pontiac Aztec at March 21, 2013 03:41 AM (Cs2tJ)

98 Mirage, think of those who argue for the mercy killing of people...  The Nazis and their T-4 program, these people are suffering a life without hope and it would be merciful to quietly kill them. 

But the kicker is, they want to decide for you; never for them.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 03:41 AM (tkWnt)

99 obama licking abbas's ass right now. jackass

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2013 03:41 AM (9Bj8R)

100 Sean, what? V. J. J. What?  Posted by: L, elle at March 21, 2013 07:40 AM (0PiQ4)

Scroll up

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 21, 2013 03:41 AM (sbV1u)

101

This ain't your daddy's NFL.

 

Johnny Unitas is rolling over in his grave.

 

Although he does have a haircut you could set your watch to, so there's that.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 21, 2013 03:42 AM (zF6Iw)

102 My first car was a 1974 Pinto, so I really shouldn't make fun of the Gremlin.

Posted by: Scanner Dan at March 21, 2013 03:42 AM (h5CN9)

103 Time to go BBL

Posted by: Vic at March 21, 2013 03:43 AM (53z96)

104 AMC. The all-shitbox company that also brought us the Pacer and the Hornet (my best HS buddy had one of these).



Before that the cars were just called Ramblers and were such embarrassing sub beaters that it may have been the first case of REBRANDING to AMC just to escape all the extremely negative associations.  As you can see, fat lot of good that did.


Needless to say, this should be a lesson to all the simpleton fucks who get off on this whole rebranding horseshit.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 21, 2013 03:43 AM (4cgAs)

105 obama has just repeated all the palestinian lies and he did it with a straight face.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2013 03:44 AM (9Bj8R)

106 58 -

Honestly, I'm not sure what all the fuss is about.  We've all seen players engage in spearing, but it's usually defenders.  Some of the runners though, are using their heads as battering rams (not to be confused with bumbling Rams).

If you're going to penalize defenders for doing it, I don't see why you wouldn't also penalize RBs. 

Posted by: BurtTC at March 21, 2013 03:44 AM (BeSEI)

107 We seek God afar off, in projects perhaps altogether unattainable, and we do not consider that we possess Him now in the midst of confusion, by the exercise of simple faith, provided we bear humbly and bravely the annoyances which come from others, and our own imperfections. Francois Fenelon

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 21, 2013 03:45 AM (g7q64)

108 98 Anna Puma Right. Kinda like when the ubiquitous 'they' say the Earth is too populated and "we have to do somethng about that.. More euthanasia, more abortion!" Of course, the sensible folk tell them "OK, you first."

Posted by: Mirage at March 21, 2013 03:45 AM (d0cBL)

109 Oh, and they are getting rid of teams with scary names.

I hear that the Raiders are now the Oakland Facilitators.

Posted by: pep at March 21, 2013 03:45 AM (YXmuI)

110 Speaking of eugenics and killing the unworthy -
http://www.uffl.org/vol%207/jlamonica7.pdf

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 03:46 AM (tkWnt)

111 a lot of 70s cars were total shit. when they got it right they were great, but i sorta wonder if its more by comparison than actually being great.

Posted by: Bigby's OK at March 21, 2013 03:46 AM (YZizW)

112 Facilitators or Fellatios?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 03:47 AM (tkWnt)

113 Thanks for the story about Erich Von Stroheim, Mary Poppins. I may be crazy but I think I also remember him from an episode of "The Avengers" in the 60's or maybe that was some other German Director. I really enjoy the films of Billy Wilder.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 21, 2013 03:47 AM (g7q64)

114 VW Beetles were (are) not so bad.  The Karmann Ghia was ugly as sin.

Posted by: Case at March 21, 2013 03:48 AM (QwurB)

115 112 waazat? new RPG from WOTC?

Posted by: Bigby's OK at March 21, 2013 03:48 AM (YZizW)

116 70 -

I knew a guy who, when he re-enlisted was supposed to be stationed in an urban area, essentially teaching Boy Scouts "the Army way" of doing things.

Stupid drunk got himself busted, and with his new, lower rank, no longer qualified for the position.

So take that "adult supervision" with a grain of salt. 

Posted by: BurtTC at March 21, 2013 03:49 AM (BeSEI)

117 If you're going to penalize defenders for doing it, I don't see why you wouldn't also penalize RBs. Posted by: BurtTC at March 21, 2013 07:44 AM (BeSEI) Because as a running back if you don't lower your head when your about to be tackled, and tackled hard, down field you'll end up having your head removed. Now you say, why not just lower your shoulders and lead with them? OK, and now you have a high speed collision and some chump official having to decide if that was leading with the head or shoulder? What a mess in the making. Just wait until the first time on national TV a touchdown at the goal line is called back because a running back dove over the goal line leading with his head

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2013 03:50 AM (9Bj8R)

118 Waiting to get scoped this morning. Now I'm trapped in the awaiting room while CNN is showing 0bama's blathering soliloquy in Israel.  I can't wait for the procedure to start.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 21, 2013 03:50 AM (SsP73)

119 Okay who managed to ninja a 'Molon Labe' sticker on Gaylord Focker's limo?  This is from FB

http://tinyurl.com/czs4tvd

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 03:50 AM (tkWnt)

120

Grumble, grumble, grumble.

 

 

Meh, I got nuthin'

 

 

Grumble, grumble, grumble

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon now 63/64ths less Irish at March 21, 2013 03:51 AM (pLvWv)

121 Ah Case, wanting to pick a fight I see.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 03:51 AM (tkWnt)

122 Did someone say bongos? Gotta head for the morning meeting. I'd tell ya'll to behave but...

Posted by: teej at March 21, 2013 03:51 AM (xhr2b)

123

Hey, I got sumthin'

 

I propose that for 24 hours all Morons of all three genders set their URL to link to Allen G's blog.  That is, if he had one.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon now 63/64ths less Irish at March 21, 2013 03:52 AM (pLvWv)

124 TFG to the Joos: Who you gonna believe, TOTUS or your lying eyes?

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at March 21, 2013 03:52 AM (zYXh9)

125 117 -

I think there's a difference between an RB lowering his head and spearing the defender.  It's hard to describe, but I think when the season starts we'll all see it in action, and it won't be any big deal. 

Posted by: BurtTC at March 21, 2013 03:52 AM (BeSEI)

126 110 Anna Puma Exactly that. Apparently, though history repeats, many are too arrogant to believe it, so they are above studying it to avoid repeating the nasty bits. I mean, why in this day and age... With our wonderful leadership, would anyone think we might have to strike down tyrrany? That's just crazy talk! It can't happen here! We're so fucking evolved don'tchaknow?

Posted by: Mirage at March 21, 2013 03:53 AM (d0cBL)

127

Mark Levin to Harry buttface Reid:

 

“It was grotesque,” Mr. Levin said. “And Harry Reid, you’re the lowest of the low-lives, you know that? You really are at the bottom of the sewer, all the time on every issue. … You are just a very ill human being. And the fact that you’re the Senate majority leader says an awful lot about the Democrats in the Senate. … We deserve better than this man. He is a vicious stupid man.”

Mr. Levin also called Mr. Reid a “miscreant” and a “no talent politician” with a “low I.Q.”

 

I want that on a t-shirt

 

Posted by: F&U at March 21, 2013 03:53 AM (O7ksG)

128 I can't wait for the procedure to start.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 21, 2013 07:50 AM (SsP73)

 

*******

 

Will there be live streaming video?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon now 63/64ths less Irish at March 21, 2013 03:53 AM (pLvWv)

129 Mirage, when teaching history becomes optional or watered down; the Big Lie can be peddled again as something New and Improved.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 03:55 AM (tkWnt)

130 I think there's a difference between an RB lowering his head and spearing the defender. It's hard to describe, but I think when the season starts we'll all see it in action, and it won't be any big deal. Posted by: BurtTC at March 21, 2013 07:52 AM (BeSEI) I doubt that. Half the pass interference penalties are Fubar and this rule will be the same way. And the rule is not about "spearing" but actually initiating contact with your head as a running back. That is q very very very different definition

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2013 03:55 AM (9Bj8R)

131 Or more simply, a snake's belly is higher than Harry Reid.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 03:55 AM (tkWnt)

132 I hear that the Raiders are now the Oakland Facilitators. Uh huh, and the 49ers are now the Non-Denominal Gender Neutral Vegans

Posted by: Urban Achiever at March 21, 2013 03:55 AM (IJHzz)

133 speaking of junk my first car was a 1980 Ford Fairmont.

Posted by: vote Lord Humungus 2016 at March 21, 2013 07:41 AM (HEa5q)

1980 Chevy Citation.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 21, 2013 03:56 AM (3Mkrp)

134 There- link in my nick

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon now 63/64ths less Irish at March 21, 2013 03:56 AM (pLvWv)

135 Or more simply, a snake's belly is higher than Harry Reid.

He can parachute off of a dime.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 21, 2013 03:56 AM (sbV1u)

136
Uh huh, and the 49ers are now the Non-Denominal Gender Neutral Vegans

Posted by: Urban Achiever at March 21, 2013 07:55 AM (IJHzz)

 

*******

 

Denver is now officially the Geldings.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon now 63/64ths less Irish at March 21, 2013 03:57 AM (pLvWv)

137 "Will there be live streaming video?" I'm hoping he won't sent photos like the man who took pictures of a sex toy he got stuck up his backside. Prayers your procedure goes well, Jarhead.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 21, 2013 03:57 AM (g7q64)

138 And  then  there  was  the  Javelin.  In  the  mid  70s  the  Missouri  Highway  Patrol  was  tormented  by  the  "Phantom  Javelin"  on  old  Mo  210.  Whoever  he  was  he  held  the  record  for  the  most  blown  speedtraps  in  the  state,  he'd  hammer  through  one  of  their  traps  late  at  night  in  excess  of  140mph.  He  would  blow  by  so  quick  the  troopers  couldn't  get  in  gear  before  he  was  out  of  sight  and  they  never  caught  him. 

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at March 21, 2013 03:58 AM (rXcBX)

139 My very first car was a dark green AMC Hornet. It went thru 5 gas tank sending units (thingee that lets you know how much gas is in there) and two gas tanks before husband said, "We are trading the damn thing in BEFORE I get fined for littering when I set the damn thing on fire the next time it strands one of us."

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wilde Wrepublican Wench at March 21, 2013 03:59 AM (F+w+a)

140 129 Anna Puma Agreed. We've been deprogramming our older kids so they have the truth. The youngest, I am not letting him go into school roulette. We've geared things up so I can be school teacher for the next few years. Taking no chances with him.

Posted by: Mirage at March 21, 2013 03:59 AM (d0cBL)

141 @121. No, Anna.  Just call 'em as I see 'em.  BTW, the VW plant that opened in Chattanooga, TN. is going union.  The UAW will have a seat at the table.  I knew the Germans made a mistake putting their plant there.  Too much union in that town.

Posted by: Case at March 21, 2013 04:00 AM (QwurB)

142 Tampa Bay Buckaroos?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon now 63/64ths less Irish at March 21, 2013 04:00 AM (pLvWv)

143 130 -

I don't know what the language of the rule is, but we will see what happens on the field.  I just don't expect it to have the effect all the doomsdayers say it will.

As for pass interference, I  agree with you.  I hate the ticky tack fouls.  If it's not blatant, it shouldn't be a penalty.  And get rid of the 5 yard rule.  If the ball is not in the air, you should be free to pop the receiver as much and as far down the field as you want. 

Scoring is too easy in the league.  Anything that shifts the balance back to defense, I'm all for. 

Posted by: BurtTC at March 21, 2013 04:01 AM (BeSEI)

144 obama is really mumbling incoherent crap at this presser on the West Bank

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2013 04:01 AM (9Bj8R)

145

Cleveland Multicultural Rainbows?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon now 63/64ths less Irish at March 21, 2013 04:02 AM (pLvWv)

146 Well Case hope I never see you at a car show then.  Because we will either have the Shelby or a Ghia on the grass.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 04:02 AM (tkWnt)

147 Posted by: BurtTC at March 21, 2013 08:01 AM (BeSEI) Mostly I am against giving the zebras to much say and power in the game, and that is why I see this rule as bad.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2013 04:02 AM (9Bj8R)

148 Cincinnatti Kittehs

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon now 63/64ths less Irish at March 21, 2013 04:03 AM (pLvWv)

149 a lot of 70s cars were total shit. when they got it right they were great, but i sorta wonder if its more by comparison than actually being great. No American cars were good in the 70s. That was also the era when Congress almost banned convertibles so everyone simply stopped making them.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 21, 2013 04:03 AM (OevbG)

150 127 Posted by: F&U at March 21, 2013 07:53 AM (O7ksG) In all seriousness, Reid is in the primary stages of some sort of dementia. Amazing how he is still able to function unless someone else is pulling strings in the background.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2013 04:03 AM (tqLft)

151 New Orleans Non-Denominationals.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 04:03 AM (tkWnt)

152 PETA is the classic example of an organization that exists to make income for its administrators.

Posted by: zsasz at March 21, 2013 04:05 AM (MMC8r)

153 obama compared the Israel-pali dispute to differenced between the US and Canada? What a putz

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2013 04:05 AM (9Bj8R)

154 150 J.J. Sefton No strings: hand up his ass.

Posted by: Mirage at March 21, 2013 04:05 AM (d0cBL)

155 New York Midgets?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon now 63/64ths less Irish at March 21, 2013 04:05 AM (pLvWv)

156 Amazing how he is still able to function unless someone else is pulling strings in the background.

According to Gabe, Ace has some experience in that area.

Posted by: pep at March 21, 2013 04:05 AM (YXmuI)

157 Abbas is showing insufficient respect for the Lightworker.

And they're firing rockets from Gaza.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 21, 2013 04:05 AM (3Mkrp)

158 Morning Horde. Is this fucking week over yet?



Anna, that sticker is awesome. Screams "moron". Where did that happen?




*nods*



Sergeant at Arms.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 21, 2013 04:06 AM (da5Wo)

159 ::: nods ::::

Mr. Chairman.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 21, 2013 04:06 AM (sbV1u)

160 Junk Cars you say? No one can beat my 66 VW notch back. It was wrecked and reworked by a high school shop class before it was given (inflicted, actually) upon me by my dad's friend who wanted it out of his own driveway.

Cracked block so it leaked like a racehorse, and nearly no reverse.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 21, 2013 04:07 AM (4Mv1T)

161 That's an obvious Photoshop. Sorry. (The sticker on Toonces Force One).

Posted by: Ian S. at March 21, 2013 04:07 AM (OevbG)

162 I'll say this Anna, the best car is the one paid-off.

Posted by: Case at March 21, 2013 04:07 AM (QwurB)

163 When seconds count, the police (anf fire co) are only minutes away... ''The former WWE wrestler refused to stand by and wait for emergency services though, and he reportedly spurred into action, tearing out a tree from the ground and throwing it through one of the windows to the home to gain access. He then jumped through the window and ran through the fiery building to his mother, rescuing her by pulling out from the blaze.'' http://tinyurl.com/bpljj62

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at March 21, 2013 04:08 AM (feFL6)

164 Mornin'. The NFL might as well join with the Arena league, because that's where the game is headed.

Posted by: Mainah at March 21, 2013 04:09 AM (659DL)

165 #52 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 07:25 AM (tkWnt) Thanks for the excellent link. I always knew PETA people were nuts but never knew what exactly drove them. Now I know the "root cause" of their insanity. Since all PETA members will invariably suffer before their deaths, their first priority should be persons they see every morning in their bathroom mirrors. Along with their buddies who belong to "Earth First."

Posted by: Ed Anger at March 21, 2013 04:09 AM (tOkJB)

166 Thanks for the story about Erich Von Stroheim, Mary Poppins. I may be crazy but I think I also remember him from an episode of "The Avengers" in the 60's or maybe that was some other German Director.

I really enjoy the films of Billy Wilder.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 21, 2013 07:47 AM (g7q64)

 

You're welcome!  I'm not an Avengers fan, but a quick wiki search turns up an episode called "Epic," where Mrs Peel is kidnapped by a silent film director who wants to make a movie of her life, killing her at the end.  The director is described as "an Erich von Stroheim type," so that's probably what you're thinking of.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 21, 2013 04:09 AM (zF6Iw)

167 153 obama compared the Israel-pali dispute to differenced between the US and Canada? What a putz

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2013 08:05 AM (9Bj8R)

 

********

 

Did the Canucks blow up another deli in New Hampshire?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon now 63/64ths less Irish at March 21, 2013 04:09 AM (pLvWv)

168 A Type 3 Notchback?  A car that was not imported officially to the US.  Only those brought back by service members or fled Canada made it to the US.  Very collectible.  Only Type 3 more rare in the US is the Type 3 Ghia aka Razor.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 04:09 AM (tkWnt)

169 so after his "trip" to Israel obama is going to Jordan? He went to Egypt and Mubarak was in the crapper soon after he left, so I hope the little King there has an exit plan in place for him and his family

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2013 04:10 AM (9Bj8R)

170 After reading up on Rand's plan, it basically just sounds like he wants to expand the workforce by giving visas to those that have been here for years, and dramatically expanding work visas in general. He says he never once talked about citizenship during his speech, and that the illegal immigrants here will have the same citizenship opportunities that a Mexican in Mexico City has. If that's all the plan is, I'm for it, because I'm for freedom when it comes to labor.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at March 21, 2013 04:10 AM (FsUAO)

171 Devil is always in the details of course, blah blah blah.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at March 21, 2013 04:10 AM (FsUAO)

172 Did the Canucks blow up another deli in New Hampshire? Posted by: Seamus Muldoon now 63/64ths less Irish at March 21, 2013 08:09 AM (pLvWv) Well you know those New Hampshire delis? And of course Canada has to protect itself from the spillover from Detroit

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2013 04:11 AM (9Bj8R)

173 Pretty soon it seems the NFL will be as tough as the Lingerie Bowl.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 04:11 AM (tkWnt)

174 Is Michelle Malkin drunk?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 21, 2013 04:11 AM (3Mkrp)

175 His speech was more of a position one than policy though... keep voicing your opinions Morons, make calls, this will effect what these politicians end up supporting in law.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at March 21, 2013 04:11 AM (FsUAO)

176

Did the Canucks blow up another deli in New Hampshire?

 

Hey, they get cranky when they can't find a good tourtiere, eh?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 21, 2013 04:13 AM (zF6Iw)

177 Ed Anger, PETA is its own little Aum Shin Rkyu.  And they have legal access to lethal drugs.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 04:14 AM (tkWnt)

178 Pretty soon it seems the NFL will be as tough as the Lingerie Bowl. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 08:11 AM (tkWnt)

Now that would be saying something as long as it were at hawt as the Lingerie Bowl.

However, I think I speak for the entire Horde when I say I have no desire to see Randy Moss in a teddy.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 21, 2013 04:14 AM (sbV1u)

179 I wanted to share this write up of Taylor, one of the Heroes who died in Nevada. He was truly an inspiration to a lot of kids around here, and to my daughter as well. Semper fi! http://tinyurl.com/cvv7avd

Posted by: spypeach at March 21, 2013 04:14 AM (pwTow)

180
174 Is Michelle Malkin drunk?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 21, 2013 08:11 AM (3Mkrp)



Huh?


Oh please, tell me she's pulling a Dem move and posting photos on Twitter....

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 21, 2013 04:14 AM (da5Wo)

181 Will this serve as the perfect metaphorical image for Gaylord Focker's years in the White House?  http://tinyurl.com/bwvud5d

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 04:16 AM (tkWnt)

182

Make sure y'all check each other's links to see who isn't linking to Allen G's nonexistent blog today. 

 

I'm off to the salt mines. Later taters.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon now 63/64ths less Irish at March 21, 2013 04:16 AM (pLvWv)

183 169 King Abdullah of Jordan: Americans need to wake up and see the Muslim Brotherhood crescent rising over Middle East http://tinyurl.com/cxybl2o

Posted by: Mirage at March 21, 2013 04:16 AM (d0cBL)

184 Egypt: Hundreds Of Muslims Attack Christian Stores, ChurchesÂ… hey Jordan, coming to a country like yours real soon

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2013 04:17 AM (9Bj8R)

185 Now that would be saying something as long as it were at hawt as the Lingerie Bowl.

However, I think I speak for the entire Horde when I say I have no desire to see Randy Moss in a teddy.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 21, 2013 08:14 AM (sbV1u)



Bannion, I've got an idea.



A merging of a kind between the Lingerie League and the NFL. The WAG League. The wives and girlfriends of the players.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 21, 2013 04:17 AM (da5Wo)

186 No, seriously, I work at a salt mine.  Fer real.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon now 63/64ths less Irish at March 21, 2013 04:19 AM (pLvWv)

187 AP- That VW may indeed me rare now, but it was just "odd" then. As was the driver.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 21, 2013 04:19 AM (4Mv1T)

188 My brother has a 1970 AMX. "American Motors Experimental" . It was bull-frog green when he bought it. There were only a few thousand made. Stock with a 360, 390 would accept a 401. It was a friggin' two-seat screamer!

Posted by: Cicero Kid at March 21, 2013 04:20 AM (UrENZ)

189 Be, not me, dammit.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 21, 2013 04:20 AM (4Mv1T)

190 Something different
http://www.ufunk.net/en/photos/pin-up-reflections-are-protection/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 04:20 AM (tkWnt)

191 King Abdullah of Jordan: Americans need to wake up and see the Muslim Brotherhood crescent rising over Middle East http://tinyurl.com/cxybl2o Posted by: Mirage at March 21, 2013 08:16 AM (d0cBL) Ya notice now that the little piss ant King realizes it will soon be his ass on the line, he cares little about Israel, and is begging both America and Israel for protection. Me thinkith is is to little to late. Better start packing asshole

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2013 04:21 AM (9Bj8R)

192 Tobacco Road we read typos here. And sometime we don't mock them.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 04:21 AM (tkWnt)

193 174 Is Michelle Malkin drunk? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 21, 2013 08:11 AM (3Mkrp) WTF??

Posted by: The Generic, Award Winning Moron at March 21, 2013 04:22 AM (+I8Mq)

194 Karman Ghias were always driven by hot women, in the 70's.  Hornet Hatchback was first car (not counting the family Rambler Wagon).  Nothing beats a Triumph TR6.

Posted by: RoomWView at March 21, 2013 04:22 AM (uEm7J)

195 It would be interesting I think to trace the rise of the phrase "sugary drinks" over the past 3 weeks. The word "soda" seems to have been replaced with this phrase on every single newscast on every channel. Memes don't rise that fast in a vacuum.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at March 21, 2013 04:22 AM (7ObY1)

196 King Hussein has a familial history dealing with radicals wanting to kick them off the throne.  The Arab refugees who call themselves Palestinians tried to stage a coup against his father.  They were kicked out of the country.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 04:23 AM (tkWnt)

197 Chicago Pooh Bears? Da Poohs... St Louis Rama Lama Ding Dongs?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Wilde Wrepublican Wench at March 21, 2013 04:23 AM (F+w+a)

198 At least you did not mention the TR7, a wedge on wheels. Only thing that made a 914 look positively cute in comparison.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 04:24 AM (tkWnt)

199 "Just heard Levin say that approximately 2/3rds of Mexican immigrants who are here LEGALLY have not applied for full citizenship, so this whole issue is a political stunt which will make the Dems a permanent majority party, Balkanize the rest of us and wind up destroying our society and country"

Wasn't he slobbering all over Rubio the last time he had him on, like Rush was? 

Posted by: Jon (not the troll) at March 21, 2013 04:24 AM (CfjR/)

200 "Is Michelle Malkin drunk?"

Not a fan of her's but clearly from the couple reactions on here you should give us some details

Posted by: AuthorLMendez at March 21, 2013 04:25 AM (yAor6)

201 Mornin' all. Don't know if Vic had it in the round up, but Trey Gowdy being damn good once again. http://tinyurl.com/cwnw9yq (Gowdy questioning ICE about the release of illegal immigrant criminals.)

Posted by: RWC at March 21, 2013 04:25 AM (fWAjv)

202 193 174 Is Michelle Malkin drunk? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 21, 2013 08:11 AM (3Mkrp) Now's my chance to get her to do something that she'll regret- me

Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 21, 2013 04:25 AM (Pbt95)

203 King Hussein has a familial history dealing with radicals wanting to kick them off the throne. The Arab refugees who call themselves Palestinians tried to stage a coup against his father. They were kicked out of the country. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 08:23 AM (tkWnt) yeah but the times, they are a changing. And if Syria goes full muzzie, Jordan is next and the little putz knows that. Plus he is half the man his father was.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2013 04:25 AM (9Bj8R)

204 Anna - yeah, that TR7 was just....bewildering.

Posted by: RoomWView at March 21, 2013 04:25 AM (uEm7J)

205

So there's some kind of serial arson group in VA, eh?  Wonderful.   Y'all stay safe down there!  And if you     see some punk kid setting fire    to a pile of    greasy rags    behind the Dairy Queen, tackle him.

 

That aside, happy first     FULL day of spring, all!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 21, 2013 04:25 AM (4df7R)

206 >>>Karman Ghias were almostalways driven by hot women, in the 70's.

Chubby guy at my HS had one, but it was brand spankin' new, British Racing Green, had a ragtop, and was loaded. It was a damn fine V Dub.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 21, 2013 04:25 AM (4Mv1T)

207 double dammit

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 21, 2013 04:26 AM (4Mv1T)

208 " reportedly spurred into action, tearing out a tree from the ground and throwing it through one of the windows to the home" That's a news report you don't see every day. Good morning, all. 80'F day before yesterday, snow in the forecast. It's Springtime in Oklahoma, which means Home of the Continuously Changing Climate.

Posted by: a mindful webworker at March 21, 2013 04:26 AM (7KxSm)

209 Trey Gowdy- destroying his future in the GOP by doing what's right by the country instead of what's right for the party bosses I like this guy!

Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 21, 2013 04:26 AM (Pbt95)

210 Posted by: AuthorLMendez at March 21, 2013 08:25 AM (yAor6)

She was on Fox a few minutes ago and was babbling. She's usually animated and coherent, so my guess is that she has embraced the moron lifestyle.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 21, 2013 04:27 AM (3Mkrp)

211 New Qpiac poll out today shows Hillary crushing Rubio among Florida Hispanics.

But we all need to get behind Rubio on amnesty because he is the great brown  hope or something.

Posted by: Jon (not the troll) at March 21, 2013 04:27 AM (CfjR/)

212 That aside, happy first FULL day of spring, all!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 21, 2013 08:25 AM (4df7R)


Aaaand it was just snowing in SW CT.


Morning all.

Posted by: Tami[/i] at March 21, 2013 04:27 AM (X6akg)

213 Enough again. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2013 07:16 AM (tqLft) Don't you love how their counting people caught at the border and turned away as being 'deported.' The next admin is going to have a helluva time reconciling all the cooked up numbers this admin is using.

Posted by: RWC at March 21, 2013 04:28 AM (fWAjv)

214 191 Nevergiveup I'm rather certain he's got to be concerned to even discuss it. Jordan is the next weakest lnk in tat middle eastern shithole.

Posted by: Mirage at March 21, 2013 04:28 AM (d0cBL)

215 their=they're

Posted by: RWC at March 21, 2013 04:28 AM (fWAjv)

216 Some Ghias with canoe bumpers were painted Ravenna Green which was close to British Racing Green.  Or a lighter green that made the cars look like Skittles.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 04:28 AM (tkWnt)

217 The next admin is going to have a helluva time reconciling all the cooked up numbers this admin is using.

Posted by: RWC at March 21, 2013 08:28 AM (fWAjv)




MATH is really good at reconciling itself.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 21, 2013 04:29 AM (da5Wo)

218 "New Qpiac poll out today shows Hillary crushing Rubio among Florida Hispanics.

But we all need to get behind Rubio on amnesty because he is the great brown hope or something"

I got news for you, Hillary is crushing EVERYONE even Christie and Ryan

Posted by: AuthorLMendez at March 21, 2013 04:29 AM (yAor6)

219 Did you all read the LI story in the sidebar? Not a word in the autopsy about bloggers.

Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 21, 2013 04:29 AM (Pbt95)

220 I got my first car when my grandma died.....Chevy Nova. Not sure of the year but it was '74 when I got it, so sometime before that.  Had something called Torque drive.

Posted by: Tami[/i] at March 21, 2013 04:30 AM (X6akg)

221

Aaaand it was just snowing in SW CT.


Morning all.

Posted by: Tami at March 21, 2013 08:27 AM (X6akg)

 

 

Don't go sending it up here!  

 

I'm trying to   reconcile myself to having snow on the ground till May at this point.   Not particularly unusual for NH, but not something I like either.

 

It's a balmy 20 degrees outside right now, but by gum, the birds are singing their little hearts out.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 21, 2013 04:30 AM (4df7R)

222 It would be interesting I think to trace the rise of the phrase "sugary drinks" over the past 3 weeks.

When I was a kid, not so very long ago, only Mormons and Manson-cult hippies denounced the sin of "sugar." "Sugar cereal" was the phrase. It was a thing crazy people said, a signal to stop talking to this insane asshole, like when a dude got high and said "organized religion."

"Sugary drinks" is our new crazy-signal.

Posted by: oblig. at March 21, 2013 04:30 AM (cePv8)

223 Plus he is half the man his father was.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2013 08:25 AM (9Bj8R)



He knew how to deal with the vermin by bringing the Black September heat on them.  Too bad it's not done daily.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 21, 2013 04:30 AM (4cgAs)

224 In other news, the Powerball lottery rolled over.  So Saturday's drawing is worth $320 million paid out over 30 years.  Or a pre-tax lump sum of $198 million.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 04:30 AM (tkWnt)

225 Plus he is half the man his father was.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2013 08:25 AM (9Bj8R)

Yup. And Hussein was no fan of the Pallies. They killed his grandfather, and he never forgave them. They also tried to kill him about 50 times.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 21, 2013 04:31 AM (3Mkrp)

226 AP- Correct, on the bumpers. It was about '72-'73. You are like the Lost Library at Alexandria, you are.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 21, 2013 04:31 AM (4Mv1T)

227 164 Mornin'. The NFL might as well join with the Arena league, because that's where the game is headed. Posted by: Mainah at March 21, 2013 08:09 AM (659DL) Bring back the XFL and 'He Hate Me!' Second thought, F that.

Posted by: RWC at March 21, 2013 04:31 AM (fWAjv)

228 Oh, and I'll give you three guesses what kind of music this album release party was for, but you're only going to need one.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 21, 2013 08:28 AM (4df7R)



Well, I was thinking they were playing both kinds, you know, Country and Western, but you say it's only one. Huh. Well, I got a 50/50 shot of being right......

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 21, 2013 04:31 AM (da5Wo)

229

Oh please, tell me she's pulling a Dem move and posting photos on Twitter....

 

It must be just me.  I've never gotten the MM lust.  She's cute, but I don't find her smoking hot in any way.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 21, 2013 04:32 AM (zF6Iw)

230 I prefer not to be compared to Hypatia..  or the later head librarian that had to deal with Islamic forces...  

I like breathing.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 04:32 AM (tkWnt)

231 Motor-minded Morons with a few days to lose could do worse than to bookmark the blog http://ateupwithmotor.com/ .  Great in-depth articles on a variety of notable (good and bad) cars with lists of citations that would make a print editor weep.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 21, 2013 04:32 AM (OevbG)

232

Oh, and I'll give you three guesses what kind of music this album release party was for, but you're only going to need one.

 

Damn polka bands.  That stuff's the gateway to the devil's sphincter.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 21, 2013 04:33 AM (zF6Iw)

233 Bring back the XFL and 'He Hate Me!' Second thought, F that. Posted by: RWC at March 21, 2013 08:31 AM (fWAjv) Ha! I totally forgot about the XFL. What a disaster.

Posted by: Mainah at March 21, 2013 04:34 AM (659DL)

234 Greatest Big Band Hits, Vol. XXIII?

 

Posted by: Low Information Voter at March 21, 2013 08:31 AM (vbh31)

 

 

Oooh, so close!   Nothing like some     Glenn Miller     to get the crowd fired up into a pistol popping frenzy, that's what I always say.

 

 

Well, I was thinking they were playing both kinds, you know, Country and Western, but you say it's only one. Huh. Well, I got a 50/50 shot of being right......

 

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 21, 2013 08:31 AM (da5Wo)

 

Another close one!    Would you believe you missed it by    thiiiiiis   much?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 21, 2013 04:34 AM (4df7R)

235 At least you did not mention the TR7, a wedge on wheels. Only thing that made a 914 look positively cute in comparison.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 08:24 AM (tkWnt)



Plus whenever I saw one on the road it was being towed because of its shit ignition system.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 21, 2013 04:34 AM (4cgAs)

236 It must be just me. I've never gotten the MM lust. She's cute, but I don't find her smoking hot in any way.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 21, 2013 08:32 AM (zF6Iw)




Oh, I don't think she's hot either. Cute, yeah. And I got no prob lookin at pics of cute naked women.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 21, 2013 04:34 AM (da5Wo)

237 It would be interesting I think to trace the rise of the phrase "sugary drinks" over the past 3 weeks.

Mooch has been bitching about them since she took her throne.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at March 21, 2013 04:35 AM (/kI1Q)

238 Someone say polka?  Weird Al
http://youtu.be/v23hK1AbW7c

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 04:35 AM (tkWnt)

239 Damn polka bands. That stuff's the gateway to the devil's sphincter.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 21, 2013 08:33 AM (zF6Iw)

 

Truly the accordion is a fiendish instrument.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 21, 2013 04:35 AM (4df7R)

240 Sugary drinks" is our new crazy-signal. Posted by: oblig. at March 21, 2013 08:30 AM (cePv I don't drink juices/soda or other "sugary drinks" because they're really bad for us, but I'm not going to bring the force of law down on people who disagree with me or enjoy them.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at March 21, 2013 04:36 AM (FsUAO)

241 Mooch has been bitching about them since she took her throne.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at March 21, 2013 08:35 AM (/kI1Q)




I'm gonna guess that Mooch has been bitching about something her entire life.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 21, 2013 04:36 AM (da5Wo)

242 168 A Type 3 Notchback? A car that was not imported officially to the US. Only those brought back by service members or fled Canada made it to the US. Very collectible. Only Type 3 more rare in the US is the Type 3 Ghia aka Razor Anna, you know your VW's. I've seen auto magazines not be able to figure the Type III Ghia out. I had a 411, so named because the company only expected to sell 411 of them.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 21, 2013 04:36 AM (l3vZN)

243 NC A& T won their play-in game and got a congratulatory call from alum Jesse Jackson, how very touching. NC A & T was also where Michelle spoke last year and where All Qaeda-linked terror suspects taught for years. So root accordingly.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 21, 2013 04:37 AM (ZshNr)

244 Posted by: Captain Hate at March 21, 2013 08:34 AM (4cgAs)

Did they use Lucas Ignitions?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 21, 2013 04:37 AM (3Mkrp)

245 In '74, Tulane University Marching Band ("The Finest Band on South Willow Street") trumpeted the world's only marching accordian player, a cutie named Kathy.  Drugs were largely to blame for everything back then.

Posted by: RoomWView at March 21, 2013 04:37 AM (uEm7J)

246 Michelle Malkin is slutty cute. Muss her hair and tear her skirt up the seam, put way too much mascara on her, and tell her to stop making words come out of her mouth. That would be one smoking hot chick.

Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 21, 2013 04:37 AM (I2LwF)

247 Dog bites man. Now, if this was NYC. 7 people shot using a 7 round magazine I'd say damn good shootin' and what are you drinkin' 'cause I'm buying.

Posted by: RWC at March 21, 2013 08:35 AM (fWAjv)

 

I'm thinking that since     (thankfully)      no one       was killed,   whoever was doing the shooting was probably holding the gun like a dumbass gangsta punk.  

 

Considering gang bangers make it     their business to kill each other in large numbers,   they're not very GOOD at it   on an individual level,      are they?    I don't know if that's   a blessing or a curse.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 21, 2013 04:38 AM (4df7R)

248 Okay I have officially said way too much.

Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 21, 2013 04:38 AM (I2LwF)

249 155 New York Midgets? Posted by: Seamus Muldoon now 63/64ths less Irish at March 21, 2013 08:05 AM (pLvWv) The All Eddie Goodell team!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2013 04:38 AM (tqLft)

250

Dallas Suckers of Cock.

 

 

Too in-your-face?

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at March 21, 2013 04:39 AM (zYXh9)

251 Read that again slowly, he uprooted a tree ...

Posted by: Jean at March 21, 2013 04:39 AM (7PjX7)

252 Well, call me a knuckle-dragging Neanderthal cracker


Welcome to the club. Membership benefits kinda suck, but oh well.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2013 07:33 AM (d0Dmj)




But we've got privilege, I tells ya privilege.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2013 04:39 AM (1Jaio)

253 "I don't drink juices/soda or other "sugary drinks" because they're really bad for us"

Me: Hey what's wrong with my tons of Soda and Coffee a day?

Diabetes: Nothing at all...

Posted by: AuthorLMendez at March 21, 2013 04:39 AM (yAor6)

254 Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 21, 2013 08:37 AM (I2LwF) Spoken like a true Moron.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at March 21, 2013 04:39 AM (FsUAO)

255
Oh, and I'll give you three guesses what kind of music this album release party was for, but you're only going to need one.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 21, 2013 08:28 AM (4df7R)

 

 

 

 

Must  have  been  polka.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at March 21, 2013 04:39 AM (rXcBX)

256 Yes. The science is settled. Posted by: Mayor Bloomers at March 21, 2013 08:39 AM (vbh31) You can laugh but there's basically no evidence to the contrary, and plenty for it.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at March 21, 2013 04:40 AM (FsUAO)

257

Michelle Malkin is slutty cute. Muss her hair and tear her skirt up the seam, put way too much mascara on her, and tell her to stop making words come out of her mouth.

That would be one smoking hot chick.

 

It's the ethnicity.  Orientals don't do it for me.  Now, if she were a 6 foot redhead, then my motor would be running.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 21, 2013 04:40 AM (zF6Iw)

258 Posted by: AuthorLMendez at March 21, 2013 08:39 AM (yAor6) Hey I drink black coffee! Almost zero calories and a ton of anti-oxidants!

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at March 21, 2013 04:41 AM (FsUAO)

259
256 Read that again slowly, he uprooted a tree ...

Posted by: Jean at March 21, 2013 08:39 AM (7PjX7)



You ever seen Masters? He's freakin huge.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 21, 2013 04:41 AM (da5Wo)

260 This A.M. thread is taking a turn towards an ONT.

I like it.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 21, 2013 04:41 AM (4Mv1T)

261 "You can laugh but there's basically no evidence to the contrary, and plenty for it."

I'm pretty sure "sugary drinks" is not the best addition to one's daily diet. However if someone wants to I say let them go ahead (and you yourself said the same thing in the original comment). I am a Soda and Coffee addict and drink that stuff knowing full well of the risks.

Posted by: AuthorLMendez at March 21, 2013 04:41 AM (yAor6)

262 Polka? Great. Anybody want to join me in having this play through your head all day. http://tinyurl.com/4pmrya Defense, Defense, make them scramble, intercept that ball. Defense, Defense, keeps the Steelers always best of all! Mean Joe, Mean Joe, do your thing against the other team, You start from year to year, we're so glad you play here, Now join with me, and sing the Steelers cheer-er-ER!

Posted by: RWC at March 21, 2013 04:42 AM (fWAjv)

263 Every woman is my type.

Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 21, 2013 04:42 AM (I2LwF)

264 MWR, seems like we could solve a lot of our problems by bringing back JROTC Marksmanship training to urban middle schools. Fewer innocents hit, more dead gangbangers, improved recruit quality, less impairment of the 2nd Amendment, and might give a few kids enough structure in their lives to get up and out. A $10M pilot project in the DoD budget seems worthwhile.

Posted by: Jean at March 21, 2013 04:42 AM (7PjX7)

265 " The next admin is going to have a helluva time reconciling all the cooked up numbers this admin is using." Next? administration? Right-wing are almost cute when they're naive.

Posted by: Perpetual President at March 21, 2013 04:43 AM (Bfbpz)

266 "This A.M. thread is taking a turn towards an ONT."

it's an off-year elections year and things in the country aren't getting any better. I say we just get drunk in the morning and enjoy the madness.

Posted by: AuthorLMendez at March 21, 2013 04:43 AM (yAor6)

267 Jinx, VWs were family means of transport.  We always had at least one all the time.

The only good thing about the Type 4 was the aluminum engine.  Everything else, burn it! Which could happen if you installed the incorrect battery in it - too tall a battery would allow it to short the underside of the driver's seat if the driver was extra beefy.  Thus sparking a fire in the padding and thence the whole car.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 04:43 AM (tkWnt)

268 Every woman is my type.

Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 21, 2013 08:42 AM (I2LwF)




Helen Thomas: Really......

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2013 04:43 AM (1Jaio)

269 Every woman is my type.

Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 21, 2013 08:42 AM (I2LwF)

 

 

Hi,  how  you  doing?

Posted by: Helen Thomas and her hairy cooter at March 21, 2013 04:43 AM (rXcBX)

270 269 Every woman is my type. Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 21, 2013 08:42 AM (I2LwF) Why reduce your choices? God is good!!!

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at March 21, 2013 04:44 AM (FsUAO)

271 MWR, seems like we could solve a lot of our problems by bringing back JROTC Marksmanship training to urban middle schools.

I like.  Probably easier to implement than my idea of encouraging them to settle their beefs up close and personal like real men with fists and blades.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at March 21, 2013 04:44 AM (/kI1Q)

272 "Every woman is my type."

This I agree w/ Truman on

Posted by: AuthorLMendez at March 21, 2013 04:44 AM (yAor6)

273 bwahahahaha 2 Helen Thomas socks

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at March 21, 2013 04:44 AM (FsUAO)

274 Now, if she were a 6 foot redhead, then my motor would be running.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 21, 2013 08:40 AM (zF6Iw)




Vroom vroom



http://tinyurl.com/bvhbupa

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 21, 2013 04:44 AM (da5Wo)

275 I've noticed a lot of simultaneously posted jokes/socks from morons lately. This place is starting to fuck with people's minds bad

Posted by: AuthorLMendez at March 21, 2013 04:45 AM (yAor6)

276 Hey I drink black coffee! Almost zero calories and a ton of anti-oxidants!

Throw in a couple donuts, and you've got engineer fuel.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at March 21, 2013 04:45 AM (/kI1Q)

277

Helen Thomas and her hairy cooter at March 21, 2013 08:43 AM (rXcBX)

 

 

That not hair. It's spiderweb!

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at March 21, 2013 04:45 AM (zYXh9)

278 BCochran, he schtupps to conquer with the ginger front.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 04:45 AM (tkWnt)

279 Helen Thomas: Really......

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2013 08:43 AM (1Jaio)

 

Take it easy there, Helen.    Truman said every WOMAN is his type.    There was no mention in there of shrivelled up, prune faced     goblins.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 21, 2013 04:46 AM (4df7R)

280 Y'all are gonna make me have to dig up old photos. I had: '71 MG roadster '76 Triumph Spitfire, street prepared (I auto crossed) '74 Porche 914 '74 MGB-GT The last one was sold for the exact amount I needed for a huge back patio. :-(

Posted by: Justamom of the LiB camp at March 21, 2013 04:46 AM (Sptt8)

281 Talk of engineers and gingers will inexorably lead to a discussion of RCH....wait for it.....

Posted by: RoomWView at March 21, 2013 04:46 AM (uEm7J)

282 Hey I drink black coffee!



Racist.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 21, 2013 04:47 AM (da5Wo)

283 Considering gang bangers make it their business to kill each other in large numbers, they're not very GOOD at it on an individual level, are they? I don't know if that's a blessing or a curse. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 21, 2013 08:38 AM (4df7R) There was a theory going around that they hold the gun 'gangsta style' intentionally to F up their aim. All the shooting and the stance used is for show and well, if they hit something fine, but majority of them don't want to. (I don't believe this at all, but I also don't understand the culture where you're willing to shoot someone who scuffed your shoe.)

Posted by: RWC at March 21, 2013 04:47 AM (fWAjv)

284 bwahahahaha 2 Helen Thomas socks

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at March 21, 2013 08:44 AM (FsUAO)




I was going to post as Michelle Obama but then I realized she's a wookie and the joke wouldn't work.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2013 04:47 AM (1Jaio)

285 >>>I say we just get drunk in the morning and enjoy the madness.

I DID just stick a note in my pocket to purchase today my new choice of cheap Highland swill, based on the refined and discriminating advice from the Horde last night.

It's to accommodate my latest lowered standards.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 21, 2013 04:47 AM (4Mv1T)

286 Here's a question: If Obama is always the smartest person in the room, why don't more people emulate the way he talks? You know, the way he talks like the stupidest poseur in the universe? Shouldn't reporters ask questions like "Mr. President. You... uh.. a.a.a uhh.. said that you.. um.. have.. a.a.a uh.. were.. corpse man... ah.. uh.. "? What gives?

Posted by: Opus An Arcus at March 21, 2013 04:47 AM (GpLfd)

287

"But I predict NOAA will come up with another bogus hottest year in forever meme like they did last year (which averaged 7° lower than the year before in my measurements)."

You mean like this past April - the coldest in three decades, damaging a wide range of plants which, by the end of the quarter, had been "scientifically adjusted"* to be, and I quote: "one of the warmest on record"?

 

*actual phrase from the WaPo's weather "bloggers". Feh.

Posted by: Jess1 at March 21, 2013 04:47 AM (lbiWb)

288 "but then I realized she's a wookie and the joke wouldn't work."

BANISHMENT!

Posted by: Allah Of Hot Air at March 21, 2013 04:48 AM (yAor6)

289 "Tell her to stop words coming out of her mouth"? Sounds like only a slightly better version of liberals saying, "I'd like to f..k Sarah Palin or a flag while I held my hand over her mouth." Good grief. :^(

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 21, 2013 04:48 AM (g7q64)

290 You've just described my sweetie. The one that came in the mail the other day. Still waiting for the foot pump. Posted by: ErgDerp at March 21, 2013 08:42 AM (vbh31) Dude, you can mod a penis pump and it works just as well.

Posted by: Hektor at March 21, 2013 04:49 AM (fWAjv)

291

If Obama is always the smartest person in the room, why don't more people emulate the way he talks?

You know, the way he talks like the stupidest poseur in the universe?

 

This is an excellent point.   Someone make a note of it and send it to Chuck Todd.   Maybe the Preezy wouldn't give him the     Middle Finger Cheek Scratch (tm) if    Chucky tried to act like him.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 21, 2013 04:49 AM (4df7R)

292 (Gowdy questioning ICE about the release of illegal immigrant criminals.)

Posted by: RWC at March 21, 2013 08:25 AM (fWAjv)


I'm back and yes, I did cover that.  Yesterday.

Posted by: Vic at March 21, 2013 04:49 AM (53z96)

293 Tobacco Road, High West Rye if their out of that.

Posted by: Jean at March 21, 2013 04:49 AM (7PjX7)

294 "Sounds like only a slightly better version of liberals saying, "I'd like to f..k Sarah Palin or a flag while I held my hand over her mouth.""

well liberals aren't the only ones who think that...

Posted by: AuthorLMendez at March 21, 2013 04:49 AM (yAor6)

295 Good grief. :^( Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 21, 2013 08:48 AM (g7q64) No no no, he just doesn't like any woman speaking. See? Much better!

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at March 21, 2013 04:50 AM (FsUAO)

296 The last one was sold for the exact amount I needed for a huge back patio. :-( Posted by: Justamom of the LiB camp at March 21, 2013 08:46 AM (Sptt Nice! Have you ever autocrossed the 914? They are awesome for that due to their lightness and being mid-engined. My old man has an '81 911 SC. So fun to drive.

Posted by: Mainah at March 21, 2013 04:50 AM (659DL)

297 OK teen and partner killed near Dallas, TX.  The teen had stolen his parents' truck, 17 guns, ammo, and drugs.    Story from The Blaze
http://tinyurl.com/bp6onb3

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 04:50 AM (tkWnt)

298 So the pro-amnesty liberals, Upchuck Schumer, and Lindsey Graham (BIRM) are for Rand Paul's "Pathway (That May Or may Not Be Amnesty Depending On Which Poll-Tested Words Are Finagled Into The Narrative But It's Still Ultimately An Amnesty, Suckers) To Citizenship"?

Is the GOP trying to kill itself even faster? Amnesty means immediate import of very heavily democrat voters with the promise of yet another amnesty push in another 5 to 10 years. And then another one after that.

Did they start spiking the water with ACME Extra-Strength Stupid Pills when Rubio arrived in D.C.? Or did they just wait until Rand Paul won the CPAC Straw Poll and then do it?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 21, 2013 04:51 AM (eHIJJ)

299 Did they use Lucas Ignitions?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 21, 2013 08:37 AM (3Mkrp)



Dunno; a friend of mine had one and ditched it quickly because of its unreliability.



Regarding Chris Masters, he wasn't so much huge by WWE standards as much as being incredibly sculpted.  That doesn't always translate into raw strength but "uprooting a tree" certainly does.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 21, 2013 04:51 AM (4cgAs)

300 "No no no, he just doesn't like any woman speaking. See? Much better!"

what was the saying? you don't pay a woman to stay? you pay them to leave?

Posted by: AuthorLMendez at March 21, 2013 04:51 AM (yAor6)

301 First car was a 1970 AMC Ambassador with a 390.  That thing was a f'n tank.  I got a whole 8 miles to the gallon, but those bench seats were sweeeeet.

Posted by: Vizzini [/i] at March 21, 2013 04:52 AM (O7Q1u)

302 I knew someone was going to play the Helen Thomas card. I said "woman," not "hairy jiggling bag of Jew-hating rabbits."

Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 21, 2013 04:52 AM (I2LwF)

303 "Regarding Chris Masters, he wasn't so much huge by WWE standards as much as being incredibly sculpted."

The Masterpiece? that dude would have had it made for himself there had he not gotten involved with the pills

Posted by: AuthorLMendez at March 21, 2013 04:52 AM (yAor6)

304 Was it a 914/6 or still stuck with the Audi 4?

Think about a half mile from me a 1970s MG is still rusting into the ground.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 04:53 AM (tkWnt)

305 Just printed out the TV schedule for March madness. They got the games all over the place

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2013 04:53 AM (9Bj8R)

306 305 Pic of that kid...could be a relative of Adam Lanza

Posted by: Mirage at March 21, 2013 04:53 AM (d0cBL)

307 Chicago release party music... was it this? http://youtu.be/Ry_hCS1cqaA

Posted by: Perpetual President at March 21, 2013 04:53 AM (Bfbpz)

308 I don't care who says it. Those kinds of comments are really, really bad whichever person makes them. Does than mean you have to like everything someone says or agree with him? No, but that is just nasty.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 21, 2013 04:53 AM (g7q64)

309 I had a 914, as well. One of young engineers bought a Lotus, I pay them too much, I tried to talk him into getting an old 914 and juicing it up. Would have saved him thousands and he wouldn't have to avoid speed bumps.

Posted by: Jean at March 21, 2013 04:54 AM (7PjX7)

310 Fenelon are you dead-set on becoming the nanny on here? You were acting just the same about Conclave jokes during news of it

Posted by: AuthorLMendez at March 21, 2013 04:54 AM (yAor6)

311 302 "Sounds like only a slightly better version of liberals saying, "I'd like to f..k Sarah Palin or a flag while I held my hand over her mouth."" well liberals aren't the only ones who think that... I like what she has to say. But her voice just ruins any possible sex appeal.

Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 21, 2013 04:54 AM (I2LwF)

312 Mirage, makes you wonder what was going on in the kid's life that he would do that.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 04:54 AM (tkWnt)

313 Palestinian protesters raised their hands and tried to wave away the helicopter that brought U.S. President Barack Obama to the West Bank on Thursday, accusing him of siding with Israel. Around 150 demonstrators chanted anti-American slogans, saying they wanted weapons not presidential visits. "We want RPGs, not collaboration with the CIA," they shouted, referring to rocket-propelled grenades. Lovely people

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2013 04:54 AM (9Bj8R)

314

"....a pre-tax lump sum of $198 million."


 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 08:30 AM (tkWnt)

 

That would pretty much pay off all my debts. 

Posted by: jwest at March 21, 2013 04:55 AM (u2a4R)

315 Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 21, 2013 08:51 AM (eHIJJ) All you need to do is tell them that you won't support anything that allows illegal immigrants to get in line for citizenship before anyone else. For now simply expand the legal workforce via visas. This wouldn't be a "pathway to citizenship" any more than a Mexican living in Mexico City. Would you support this? I'm trying to think of a way to not doom us forever with the hispanic vote while also not dooming us with immediate hispanic vote.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at March 21, 2013 04:55 AM (FsUAO)

316 "No, but that is just nasty."

well good sex always is...

Posted by: AuthorLMendez at March 21, 2013 04:55 AM (yAor6)

317 It's to accommodate my latest lowered standards. I get a real kick out of the Pa State Liquor Store System. Like most other stores, they put the high priced stuff at eye level and above. The stuff that people actually buy in this rotten local economy is on the bottom shelf. So you walk in the stores and the bottom shelves are just about picked clean, and the clerks are on their hands and knees all day restocking the shelves.

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at March 21, 2013 04:55 AM (feFL6)

318 In other news, Roger Goodell has announced that the New England Patriots will now be called the New England Community Organizers.

Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 21, 2013 04:55 AM (I2LwF)

319 AMC. Ah yes, my '63 Rambler sedan. The front bench seat folded ALL THE WAY DOWN flush with the rear bench seat. Sadly, nothing noteworthy ever happened there. Unless my friend barfing on the seat covers counts.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 21, 2013 04:56 AM (4Mv1T)

320 I autocrossed them all. Whenever there was a long slalom, I knew I would win. State champ MO and IL, D stock ladies. Those MGs were simple enough for me to work on sometimes, which is lucky, because they needed lots.

Posted by: Justamom of the LiB camp at March 21, 2013 04:56 AM (Sptt8)

321 "I like what she has to say. But her voice just ruins any possible sex appeal."

That's what I was getting at. I voted for her to be 1 heartbeat from the Presidency but I'd never want to sit down and let her drone on. I've always said she should get some vocal lessons.

Posted by: AuthorLMendez at March 21, 2013 04:56 AM (yAor6)

322 This shit from TFG yesterday irks the fuck out of me. "You see how the young lady from Channel One, she had one question, she was very well behaved, Chuck?" 'Well behaved' you stuttering fuckwad! Are we your fucking kids asshole?

Posted by: Hektor at March 21, 2013 04:56 AM (fWAjv)

323 I have to drive by a speciality dealer every day, he has a lot full of MGs, Triumphs, etc. it's like porn whenyounhave to drive a minivan to fit all of the kids in.

Posted by: Jean at March 21, 2013 04:57 AM (7PjX7)

324

"Was it a 914/6 or still stuck with the Audi 4?"

Whoa... who said 914/6? I had one - the so called "steerable skateboard", and it was a blast (for the day - a reasonably good condition Camry could beat it today).

Sold it & bought a 924 Turbo...

Posted by: Jess1 at March 21, 2013 04:57 AM (lbiWb)

325 <i>6 Ft Hood terrorist muzzie wants to plead guilty but Army judge will not allow it.

http://is.gd/B58oL7

Posted by: Vic at March 21, 2013 07:00 AM (53z96)</i>

IIRC, the UCMJ doesn't allow guilty pleas.

Posted by: PersonFromPorlock at March 21, 2013 04:57 AM (5hNpF)

326

 One of young engineers bought a Lotus

 

 

Did it have the undersea package?

Posted by: Bond. James Bond at March 21, 2013 04:57 AM (UrENZ)

327 I've noticed a lot of simultaneously posted jokes/socks from morons lately. This place is starting to fuck with people's minds bad

Posted by: AuthorLMendez at March 21, 2013 08:45 AM (yAor6)



I think the GOP Autopsy Report has confirmed a lot of fears of what clueless dumbfucks run that pile of shit party.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 21, 2013 04:58 AM (4cgAs)

328 This car will get many a car aficionado to scratch their heads.  The VW dos Brasil Puma.  Early ones, as seen here, were heavily influenced by the Ferrari Dino.  Some were imported to the US as kit cars.  A few owners have managed to squeeze a Porsche air-cooled flat-6 into these suckers.

http://www.oldride.com/sports_cars/482452.html

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 04:58 AM (tkWnt)

329 320 Anna Puma Prescription drugs Just not sure how the parents weren't immediately missing that many guns, or how they got out of the house with them?

Posted by: Mirage at March 21, 2013 04:59 AM (d0cBL)

330 6 Ft Hood terrorist muzzie wants to plead guilty but Army judge will not allow it.

http://is.gd/B58oL7

Posted by: Vic at March 21, 2013 07:00 AM (53z96)


IIRC, the UCMJ doesn't allow guilty pleas.

Posted by: PersonFromPorlock at March 21, 2013 04:59 AM (5hNpF)

331 "I think the GOP Autopsy Report has confirmed a lot of fears of what clueless dumbfucks run that pile of shit party."

That's kinda random as a reply to the simultaneous joke/sock post;

Posted by: AuthorLMendez at March 21, 2013 04:59 AM (yAor6)

332 I heard on the News this morning that Colorado governor signed that anti-gun bill. Perhaps this should be a blog story?

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at March 21, 2013 05:01 AM (bb5+k)

333

Vroom vroom

 

Vroom vroom yourself.  IT won't let me see it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 21, 2013 05:01 AM (zF6Iw)

334 I was always told my '74 914 was a VW. It was yellow. Wrecked the front end auto tossing with bad brakes, but then some stupid a-hole stopped on a dime in front of me and should not have. Idiot. Best racing car was Spitfire. Sexiest, too. Best for slalom. Tonneau, ragtop and factory hardtop. British racing green.

Posted by: Justamom of the LiB camp at March 21, 2013 05:01 AM (Sptt8)

335 Moe Lane has this up over at his place. Kinda amusing.



http://moelane.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/march-madness.jpg

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 21, 2013 05:01 AM (da5Wo)

336 Aurora Shooter Now a Muslim

http://is.gd/kq2atD

I didn't realize jihad could be retroactive, but here we are.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at March 21, 2013 05:02 AM (/kI1Q)

337 Vroom vroom yourself. IT won't let me see it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 21, 2013 09:01 AM (zF6Iw)



Now that's rough.



Angie. Everhart.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 21, 2013 05:02 AM (da5Wo)

338 Just printed out the TV schedule for March madness. They got the games all over the place

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2013 08:53 AM (9Bj8R)



You know what they have a lot more of?  Commercials.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 21, 2013 05:02 AM (4cgAs)

339 333 PersonFromPorlock I'm still LIVID that the whole thing was chalked up as being 'work related" and the bastard was not charged with terrorism... That all those who suffered/are suffering are not being compensated for the act of terrorism. THAT and allwing him to not only have a beard but to CONTINUE to suck air STILL... offends me. /rant

Posted by: Mirage at March 21, 2013 05:02 AM (d0cBL)

340 PETA killed 90% of the dogs and cats it took in last year.

http://is.gd/OtPyJs

Posted by: Vic at March 21, 2013 07:00 AM (53z96)




Maybe in the new ads the brain dead celebrities can wear the dog and cat pelts

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2013 05:03 AM (1Jaio)

341 Great news dump Vic!

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at March 21, 2013 05:03 AM (bb5+k)

342 OK teen and partner killed near Dallas, TX. The teen had stolen his parents' truck, 17 guns, ammo, and drugs. Story from The Blaze
http://tinyurl.com/bp6onb3

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 08:50 AM (tkWnt)

 

Channeling his inner Charlie Starkweather?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 21, 2013 05:03 AM (zF6Iw)

343

obama compared the Israel-pali dispute to differenced between the US and Canada? What a putz
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2013 08:05 AM (9Bj8R)

********

Did the Canucks blow up another deli in New Hampshire?

 

Well if you'd  stop tempting us with  all those tasty Jew bagels maybe we wouldn't have to!

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at March 21, 2013 05:03 AM (BrQrN)

344

Greetin's and salutin's, you award winning window lickers,  you.

 

It's another   glorious day to be screwed, is it not?

 

SNAFU.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 21, 2013 05:04 AM (+z4pE)

345 My friend bought an Audi Coupe TT and I blew her of in an uphill drag in my diesel VW Touareg. I can blow anybody. I have major torque.

Posted by: Justamom of the LiB camp at March 21, 2013 05:04 AM (Sptt8)

346 "Damn polka bands. That stuff's the gateway to the devil's sphincter."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 21, 2013 08:33 AM (zF6Iw)
===========

HA!  Reminds me of a couple of summers ago when this "ghetto cruiser" came sliding past the house with the windows down and the overpowered stereo blasting out polka music so loud it rattled the sidewalk.

It had to be a Moron.

Posted by: Nighthawk at March 21, 2013 05:05 AM (RSqz2)

347 RIP Harry Reems.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 21, 2013 05:05 AM (+z4pE)

348 340 I heard on the News this morning that Colorado governor signed that anti-gun bill. Perhaps this should be a blog story? Posted by: DiogenesLamp at March 21, 2013 09:01 AM (bb5+k) What a pyrrhic victory for Hickenlooper. He ended his political career for window dressing. Window dressing that will be thrown out quite rapidly. Please pedo-Reid, let a gun control bill go to the floor for a vote.

Posted by: RWC at March 21, 2013 05:07 AM (fWAjv)

349 MPPPP, or the drugs let him out ...

Mirage no idea how the kid's father could be flabbergasted.  Unless he barely knew he had a son.

The 4 banger in the 914 might have been called a VW motor.  But Audi had its fingerprints all over it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 05:07 AM (tkWnt)

350

I can blow anybody. I have major torque.

 

Speaking of Harry Reems. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 21, 2013 05:07 AM (zF6Iw)

351 Okay I have officially said way too much.

Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 21, 2013 08:38 AM (I2LwF)

Yup.

Hope the couch is comfortable.

Posted by: Mrs. North at March 21, 2013 05:07 AM (3Mkrp)

352 Under the weather. Back to sleep I reckon

Posted by: Truman North and his shiny new website at March 21, 2013 05:08 AM (I2LwF)

353 ::;;;The Masterpiece? that dude would have had it made for himself there had he not gotten involved with the pills:;;;; And they were worth whatever price he has to pay, seeing as that and the adrenaline gave him the fucking silverback retard strength to save his mother.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 21, 2013 05:08 AM (JPrdt)

354

Warning for Texas:

http://tinyurl.com/bsxzyzr

This crap is more doable than you might think. Texas already has leftard strongholds in Austin and Dallas, and the place is filling up with Yankees and California shitbirds. Shitbirds gotta shit, and Texas is their next target.

Posted by: maddogg at March 21, 2013 05:09 AM (OlN4e)

355 In Sweden, planes flew too low and caused the adult minks to turn on their young and bite them to death. Really wierd, but I hope that they don't waste the pelts!

Posted by: Justamom of the LiB camp at March 21, 2013 05:10 AM (Sptt8)

356 HoboJerky@323,

Still can't support it now. The expansion of visas means unemployment will remain high as an illegal pool of labor made work-legal competes with those who are already legal. Plus, non-enforcement of immigration law will simply invite yet more illegal immigration and a push for even more work visas will immediately follow. That increasing labor force will gain strength, voice, money, and American-soil births (who will be legal BTW) and they will exert even more political pressure.

This has to be sold on principles of being lawful, of being security-conscious, and of respecting sovereignty.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 21, 2013 05:10 AM (eHIJJ)

357

Did the Canucks blow up another deli in New Hampshire?

 

If they did it was probably up in Colebrook, and probably caters solely to moose.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 21, 2013 05:11 AM (4df7R)

358 "What a pyrrhic victory for Hickenlooper. He ended his political career for window dressing. Window dressing that will be thrown out quite rapidly."

I don't get why he did that. 1)He's only Gov because of a crazy 3-way race there in 2010; 2)He was pretty set for re-election, now he's set himself up to be lucky if he can win his 2nd term

Posted by: AuthorLMendez at March 21, 2013 05:11 AM (yAor6)

359 The New England Community Organizers:

They go out on the field and bitch and complain until the officials award them the win.

Then they bitch and complain that they weren't given a high enough score.

Got to leave for a nail appointment.  Have a great day,  morons!

Posted by: Miss Marple at March 21, 2013 05:11 AM (GoIUi)

360 IIRC, the UCMJ doesn't allow guilty pleas. Posted by: PersonFromPorlock at March 21, 2013 08:59 AM (5hNpF) It allows guilty pleas but NOT to death penalty cases

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2013 05:12 AM (9Bj8R)

361 1. Cast off bad sock before I forget 2. Feed pets 3. verthrow government. I can check one thing off my to-do list for the day, anyway...

Posted by: a mindful webworker at March 21, 2013 05:12 AM (bDqG/)

362 MWR, re: those scintillating nymphs...  there must be a way to stop them correct?  Perhaps to keep living they need to drain men of their dangly bits...  anyway

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 05:13 AM (tkWnt)

363 So Cypres gets until Monday to work out their bank bailout or they are cut off.

Posted by: Justamom of the LiB camp at March 21, 2013 05:14 AM (Sptt8)

364 Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 21, 2013 09:10 AM (eHIJJ) I'm not a protectionist, so maybe we can't agree, but I think that a major reason for illegal immigration is because they can't come here to work legally. We can tighten the border, and dramatically increase work visas for people in North America.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at March 21, 2013 05:14 AM (FsUAO)

365 I don't get why he did that. 1)He's only Gov because of a crazy 3-way race there in 2010; 2)He was pretty set for re-election, now he's set himself up to be lucky if he can win his 2nd term Posted by: AuthorLMendez at March 21, 2013 09:11 AM (yAor6) Hopefully the Gun Owners will take his head off. We have to make examples of people ever so often to keep them from touching the third rail. I'm not in Colorado, but to get this guy, i'll send money and I may even go there to campaign for his opponent.

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at March 21, 2013 05:14 AM (bb5+k)

366 I wonder if PayPal is getting a lot of new accounts from Cyprus?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 05:15 AM (tkWnt)

367

346 Just printed out the TV schedule for March madness. They got the games all over the place

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2013 08:53 AM (9Bj8R)


You know what they have a lot more of? Commercials.

 __________________

Just praying that no one mentions you-know-who's you-know-what.  I am sick of you-know-who.  No matter what he talks about. 

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 21, 2013 05:15 AM (n8LUb)

368 The Stalinist SEIU-KY is for it. What more do you need to know? Way to reach across the aisle, Sen. Paul! Moron (in the bad way). 1. Most politicians are whores. 2. If you give government power, they will use it to fuck you.

Posted by: Thorvald (now with more gravitas) at March 21, 2013 05:16 AM (1V6Pv)

369 Well time to scoot.  See everyone later.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 05:16 AM (tkWnt)

370 This just in: The ammo and armored vehicles are to protect our Southern border. Kidding. OK, to protect our Northern border from the Pali-Canucks?

Posted by: Justamom of the LiB camp at March 21, 2013 05:16 AM (Sptt8)

371
It allows guilty pleas but NOT to death penalty cases

I read the AP article on this earlier, and they characterized this as an unusual, and potentially troubling move on the part of the prosecution. Sigh.

I still think they should pin that bag of shit to the floor, and shave his f'ing beard off. I don't care if he's a muzzie or not....he's still in the Army.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at March 21, 2013 05:16 AM (0IhFx)

372 MWR, re: those scintillating nymphs... there must be a way to stop them correct? Perhaps to keep living they need to drain men of their dangly bits... anyway

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 09:13 AM (tkWnt)

 

Drain them OF their dangly bits?   Or drain their dangly bits?   The former is more castrationy, whereas the    latter is delving into boom-chicka-wow-wow territory, IYKWIMAITYD.   

 

The scintillating nymphs are driven by German nuclear radiation, right?     Maybe they melt if you splash them with iodine     or     call them   Austrians.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 21, 2013 05:17 AM (4df7R)

373

Speaking of cars, took B'Gal's Honda out yesterday to run some errands. The engine  sputtered a bit, then I started smelling gasoline like   you got no idea, with the windows  down.   "Well, this isn't good" I thought and  turned  around after about  1/4 mile.

 

Good thing: a gas line sprang a leak and was spraying gas all over the   engine compartment, but on the intake side of the engine, not  the exhaust. At least it's a simple fix, but  I'll have to ride my bicycle to the auto parts store later.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 21, 2013 05:17 AM (+z4pE)

374 And they were worth whatever price he has to pay, seeing as that and the adrenaline gave him the fucking silverback retard strength to save his mother.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 21, 2013 09:08 AM (JPrdt)



It's refreshing to read about a current or former WWE star doing something positive instead of dying early or going batshit crazy.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 21, 2013 05:18 AM (4cgAs)

375 "It's refreshing to read about a current or former WWE star doing something positive instead of dying early or going batshit crazy."

Read more. WWE is involved in various charities and has done many positive things for communities. All with Private money and no Govt assistance.

Posted by: AuthorLMendez at March 21, 2013 05:19 AM (yAor6)

376 378 Protection from aliens Protection from swamp people/zombies Perhaps there's an alternate dimensn they're also protecting us from... Or from invaders of the FUTURE Or maybe a cigar is just a cigar and they have around 6 bullets for each of us.

Posted by: Mirage at March 21, 2013 05:20 AM (d0cBL)

377 I'm not dead, yet.

Posted by: Ted Danson at March 21, 2013 05:21 AM (imJLZ)

378 That man in CO who was murdered, the Dept of Corrections chief? Atlas Shrugs has it that he had one week ago personally written a letter to a Saudi convicted of raping and murdering his maid, not allowing him to go back to SA. The convict was a distributor of jihad cleric DVDs. Crickets elsewhere. We will see.

Posted by: Justamom of the LiB camp at March 21, 2013 05:22 AM (Sptt8)

379

VW dos Brasil Puma

While VW did buy out the old DKW line, "Puma" was a seperate automaker until they went t*ts up in the 90s. By then they were (IIRC) Chevy powered.

914s used a variant of the VW flat 4 while 914/6s used the 911T flat 6...

Posted by: Jess1 at March 21, 2013 05:22 AM (lbiWb)

380 385 Ted Danson Things to look forward to.

Posted by: Mirage at March 21, 2013 05:23 AM (d0cBL)

381 Jesse Jackson got a shout out on today's sports page, I'm sure he'll be mentioned on tonight's broadcast ( Nc A & T vs. Louisville at 6:30). Chances they'll mention NC A & T's terror ties? Not good.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 21, 2013 05:23 AM (ZshNr)

382 The Colorado shooting is disturbing. I hope it is not by the Saudis, as the real perps won't be tried etc.

Posted by: Baldy at March 21, 2013 05:23 AM (opS9C)

383 Damn, B Boy. Bad luck yet lucky that complete, fiery disaster averted.

Posted by: Justamom of the LiB camp at March 21, 2013 05:24 AM (Sptt8)

384 HoboJerky@372,

I'm protectionist to the extent that it's necessary and in the best interest to the stability of the country to a) control who enters and leaves, b) evaluate and screen what they bring to the table, and c) assess what is their economic impact to the taxpayers and the American culture which must absorb them and make them assimilate to America. The country has a valuable heritage that deserves protection. It isn't a bus depot.

Now, assuming we did enforce current immigration law and we became an economically stable power again - and conditions merited an influx of regulated temporary labor - I'd be open to a work visa expansion program. Frankly, I don't see that happening in my lifetime given current trajectories.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 21, 2013 05:24 AM (eHIJJ)

385 60 Sean, did you put your coffee in the Abrams and drinking JP-8 instead? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2013 07:28 AM (tkWnt) Sean -- I forgot about what you did for a living. Just wanted to let you know my Dad did the LSA (Logistics Support Analysis) for the XM-1 turret. He brought some full scale blueprints from it home one Christmas. They were very interesting. I'd love to get my hands on one of those huge prisms. I'm sure they'd cast one helluva rainbow.

Posted by: Ed Anger at March 21, 2013 05:25 AM (tOkJB)

386 Rep. Paul (Rand's dad): "Give 'em the Mexicans, but make sure you get a rampant Iran in exchange!" (Tiny cartoon-patriot in the bottom right margin: "And we get effed, right?")

Posted by: Thorvald at March 21, 2013 05:26 AM (1V6Pv)

387 Read more. WWE is involved in various charities and has done many positive things for communities. All with Private money and no Govt assistance.

Posted by: AuthorLMendez at March 21, 2013 09:19 AM (yAor6)



McMahon is a shitty human being by all accounts, but he (and the WWE as a whole) are massive supporters of the troops. They're big into Make A Wish too. I think Cena holds the record for most Make A Wish trips/moments/visits/whatever. Something like 300+.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 21, 2013 05:26 AM (da5Wo)

388 I'm not dead, yet.

Posted by: Ted Danson at March 21, 2013 09:21 AM (imJLZ)

 

I am.

Posted by: Ted Danson's Career at March 21, 2013 05:26 AM (zF6Iw)

389 Every woman is my type. -winks-

Posted by: Helen Thomas at March 21, 2013 05:27 AM (MMC8r)

390 Dump

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 21, 2013 05:29 AM (da5Wo)

391 PJMedia email link to a Zonation rant that shows Zo's emotionally responsive kneejerk willingness to throw the constitutionalist baby out with the racist bath water, understandably or not considering his perspective vs. logic over emotion. "Zo has strong words for neo-confederate libertarians, especially those who infiltrated the CPAC conference. He reminds viewers why some libertarians have no place in the conservative movement, and why Republicans should embrace the vision of Abraham Lincoln and Frederick Douglass." Neat. The self-professed "White Southern Man" racist who refused to admit any unfairness associated with Slavery is NOT LIBERTARIAN. The video clip from CPAC said nothing libertarian. The man claimed only to be a Southern White Male. His message never mentioned libertarian thought. But there goes PJMedia, advancing Zo's false judgement that juxtaposed "libertarian" atop racism in order to sound stronger -- since word has it that "libertarian" is a "bad" word, according to Obama's administration and according to neoconservatives and the incumbent Republican Leadership. "Some." Oh, but every OTHER this or that political junkie is flawless? Only libertarians could be so bad as to [fill in the blank]. What? Everyone KNOWS that libertarians are all racists and neo-confederates? Great job, smearing Rand Paul with false allegations. But then, that's PJMedia's point. The "Southern White Male" did the Republican Party no favor by advancing his desire for segregation. He did the South no good, and certainly did "Southern White Males" no favor. Leave his own remarks on himself, though. Speaking to Christians, regardless of ethnicity or sect, it's one thing to love yourself. Another to love your neighbor AS yourself. "And who is my neighbor?" Both the person beaten and left to die, and all those who come upon the scene. Every major religion believes in The Golden Rule. And the USA emerged having that as cultural practice. Our Constitution PERMITTED the termination and elimination of slavery, and is not the reason there ever was slavery. 1. The point of libertarianism IS Liberty, and mutual respect. Not slavery. Every individual's "rights" end where they infringe upon the next individual's "rights". So Zo and PJMedia win the tinfoil hat door prizes for promoting false propaganda. Libertarian ideology eschews NAZI platform policy, strategy and tactics. False messaging (calling a neo-confederate racist "libertarian" without reason) fits within that NAZI typed fraudulent and authoritarian propaganda ministry -- the very point Zo meant to reject. So where did Zo get the idea that libertarians are neo-confederate racists? 2. The CPAC microphone response was merely that the occasion was not a format for debate. However, since "racism" was the problem, having taken the "right" to self-worth overboard into the ocean of racist superiority, that white young man's advancement for segregation REALLY should have been denounced on the spot. So again, the CPAC official immediate response did not properly, clearly reject "segregation" from either the CPAC proceeding or by association from the Republican Party. Does that explain why the libertarian label is tied to the whipping post again via PJMedia? If Republicans want a national victory, then coalesce with every viable "conservative" faction, and reject what dissolves constitutional integrity, bill of rights and all. But no, the only hill worth fighting is for easy pickings "fresh meat". Yet the slaughter was mistaken. Too many Republicans would rather play cloak and dagger within the ranks, knifing "some" libertarians in the back via promotion of Zo's misused combination of labels, burning the grassroots of liberty every time that fiscal conservatism and civil rights surface. Conservatism or any word means whatever, depending. All the more reason to clarify which brand properly, and not misrepresent "because you could" -- or rather, because you just couldn't help yourself from sabotaging constitutional integrity as if "racist" by nature. It is increasingly dysfunctional when what a taxpaying legal voter wants is to enjoy the rights of US citizenship in a functioning Constitutional Government, and American "friends" just can't help themselves from eating that voter alive. Zo needs to verify his vocabulary leaving revisionist propaganda behind. What would the neoconservative PJMedia response have been had Zo attacked capitalism for being the root cause of slavery? Closer to the mark, profit. But then, not all capitalists were/are racists. And capitalism is a sacred cow, regardless of constitution.

Posted by: panzernashorn at March 21, 2013 05:29 AM (MhA4j)

392 Is it okay to wear fur if it's PETA-killed?

Posted by: zsasz at March 21, 2013 05:30 AM (MMC8r)

393 Now, assuming we did enforce current immigration law and we became an economically stable power again - and conditions merited an influx of regulated temporary labor - I'd be open to a work visa expansion program. Frankly, I don't see that happening in my lifetime given current trajectories. Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 21, 2013 09:24 AM (eHIJJ) Fair enough. I'm not as worried about them abusing welfare(visa holders aren't supposed to get it), but I'm concerned that the minimum wage laws will even further punish the young and unskilled here in the US once the former-illegals start competing for minimum wage work instead. Who will people hire? That snot nosed LGBT studies kid, or the Mexican who's worked hard 20 years? And Americans love them some minimum wage laws, so it might be unworkable.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at March 21, 2013 05:31 AM (FsUAO)

394 Dumb laws upon dumb laws, makes my head hurt.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at March 21, 2013 05:32 AM (FsUAO)

395

hairy jiggling bag of Jew-hating rabbits

 

I saw those guys open for Talking Heads in '85.

Posted by: Armando at March 21, 2013 05:32 AM (5iuEW)

396 Dump

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 21, 2013 09:29 AM (da5Wo)

 

Please remember to flush,    Cochran.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 21, 2013 05:32 AM (4df7R)

397 What newly legislated laws benefit the taxpaying US citizenry? As per taxation overhaul by Congress, who heard Jerry Doyle's criticism last night? Catering to lobbies doesn't even begin to 'splain it. No input from taxpaying citizenry allowed. Talk about divisive SEGREGATION!!!!

Posted by: panzernashorn at March 21, 2013 05:38 AM (MhA4j)

398 I'm not dead, yet.
Posted by: Ted Danson at March 21, 2013 09:21 AM (imJLZ)


I am.

Posted by: Ted Danson's Career at March 21, 2013 09:26 AM (zF6Iw)



I can think of a lot of worse things to do than having the lead role on CSI and being around Elisabeth Shue's sweet ass.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 21, 2013 05:39 AM (4cgAs)

399

403 hairy jiggling bag of Jew-hating rabbits

I saw those guys open for Talking Heads in '85.

 

Whatta show! HJBJ-HR totally lost their mojo when Yanni left and went solo.

 

It just stopped making sense...

Posted by: MarkW at March 21, 2013 05:41 AM (NVDWF)

400 The only new car I've ever owned was a Gremlin. The body started falling apart so we had to bungie cord the doors shut. The engine never died though.

Posted by: notsothoreau at March 21, 2013 05:41 AM (Lqy/e)

401 Read more. WWE is involved in various charities and has done many positive things for communities. All with Private money and no Govt assistance.

Posted by: AuthorLMendez at March 21, 2013 09:19 AM (yAor6)



Why are you busting my ass today?  I'm aware of that.  I'm also aware of the high suicide rate and early deaths of WWE performers along with some tragedies like the situations with Chris Benoit and Lex Lugar (or whatever his real name is).  McMahon isn't the worst person in the world but he's far from a saint.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 21, 2013 05:48 AM (4cgAs)

402 I have to dissent about AMC. My dad had a 65 Rambler stick which was a great car. He kept it until he got a 74 Matador. The trunk was big enough for a 2 week trip to the cottage. He drove that until 86, when it started leaking oil. People thought it was a unmarked police car because thats what the local force used for regular cars, just like The Man with the Golden Gun Bond flick.

My first new car was a 81 Kcar which I drove for over 11 years until a front shock tower rusted out, due to road salt in Toronto.

Posted by: Bill sometimes Bill from Canada at March 21, 2013 06:17 AM (QJWuX)

403 "Why are you busting my ass today?"

Because I can

" and Lex Lugar"

Lex Luger* is still alive

"McMahon isn't the worst person in the world but he's far from a saint."

As he will tell you himself

Posted by: AuthorLMendez at March 21, 2013 06:22 AM (yAor6)

404 From Townhall , comments about the guy with his kid's pic on FB with the gun
maybe this is the Alinsky solution we need.

Anyone can call a child abuse claim in and they are required to investigate? And you can't be prosecuted even if the report is false? Well I see the solution here!

What is the name of the chief of police? Governor ? ,Director of Department of Children and Families? Mayor? State representatives? Head of the RNC and DNC in New Jersey? Pick up the phone and start calling. Claim you saw them slap their kid, grand kid, etc. That's what I would do. Use a public phone if you can find one just to be safe.

Guarantee the law gets overturned in a week.

Posted by: Bill sometimes Bill from Canada at March 21, 2013 06:28 AM (QJWuX)

405 About arson in VA, I would go ask questions at the Dar Al-Hijra mosque. Jihadis have been talking mass arson for years. And PC precludes noting that.

Posted by: Beagle at March 21, 2013 06:28 AM (+wV7d)

406 353 My friend ... I can blow anybody. Posted by: Justamom of the LiB camp at March 21, 2013 09:04 AM (Sptt / **************** You were saying...

Posted by: Boomer Redneque's bored, horny phone at March 21, 2013 09:29 AM (6gLK+)

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