1 HUH?

2 Good Morning Morons.  Today is Wednesday, March 06, 2013.  On this day in 1899 Bayer registered aspirin as a trademark. Yes it has been around that long.  And if they tried to bring it to market today?  It would never get off the ground.

3 Senile old shit praises Chavez.  Yes, we knew it was coming.

http://is.gd/cUjMol

4

My first, first!

5 Fox calls out the lunacy of giving the radical Islamic government of Egypt half a billion dollars (note that advertised $250M is just the first of a lot more) while cutting other US departments over the phony sequester non-cuts.  Where is the rest of the MFM?

http://is.gd/KwLuYj

6 By now the barbed cock of Satan has shredded Chavez's asshole so completely that he probably farts chords.

7 Fox headline so redundant it is borderline stupid.

Are celebrity 'fractivists' overlooking science in their condemnation of the fracking industry?


When has ANY of these watermelon activists used actual science in their shit?  Much less the so-called “celebrities” who are even dumber than the average creosote post.  And on that score, why is Yoko Uno a celebrity to begin with?  She is uglier than sin, she can not sing, she can not act, and her only claim to fame is marrying a drug addled ex-Beatle.

http://is.gd/9mQJh4

8 Senate committee approves Brennan for CIA which basically means he is confirmed now.

http://is.gd/4pLQk5

9 Just in case you missed it yesterday Holder told Rand Paul that the President can authorize drone strikes against US citizens on US soil without due process.  He cited vague references to 9-11, in which a drone strike would be totally useless, and the attack on Pearl Harbor, which is even more ludicrous.  I guess what he was trying to avoid saying is the “protect lives and hot pursuit doctrine” when police are authorized to use deadly force can be applied.  Why he didnÂ’t say that is unknown, but given how much this administration lies about every score on the book this policy is extremely frightening.

And it doesnÂ’t even come close to addressing Posse Comitatus which has become a toothless forgotten law.  DHS is buying up all the ammunition in the country; it is buying thousands of tanks, and is now implementing domestic attack drones.  We truly have become a third world shit hole ruled by an oligarchy with a thug dictator.  People have been banking on the “military” not being willing to fire on American citizens on the orders of a thug dictator.  It appears to me that they are not counting on that either.  It looks to me like the DHS is implementing their own brown shirt civilian army, complete with shock troops, armor, and an air force that can be controlled by a few remote thugs.  This should become a major chapter in the growing set of books known as “what if this was a Republican”.

http://is.gd/kyqr03


Here is the actual letter to R. Paul from the corrupt AG.  It is full of bull shit, generalities, and nothing other than I will tell the President what his authority is when the situation arises.  This screams loudly for congressional action AND is a good place for some bi-partisan action.  Ordinarily Democrats and McShitty would be crawling all over this.  Where are they now?  

I know!  Issa will hold another hearing!

http://is.gd/PPORIK

10 The Obamanites have sent out e-mails to departments telling the several things.  One make sure the sequester cuts are as painful as possible and two, do not dispute anything we say.

http://is.gd/1dLkRC

11 Gatoraid on sale this week 2/$3.33.

12 It seems there is a lot more to not inviting GOPProud to the CPAC conference than just because they are gay.  People seem to forget, this is not RPAC and people who come in and act like a bunch of jerks do not get invited back.  In addition let me say this to people like Jonah Goldberg who say exclusion of the fat man and others is the wrong thing to do when Republicans are trying to be “inclusive”.   The very reason organizations like CPAC were formed was to attempt to steer the Republican Party in the conservative direction and away from the liberal Rockefeller wing. Now you are asking them to become nothing more than that which they were formed to fight.

http://is.gd/E8avbb

13 The fake Menendez hooker retraction was pushed by relatives of the corrupt businessman who has been allegedly bribing Menendez.

http://is.gd/BBviZI

14 Jimmy Carter is not the only person with government ties praising Hugo Shitvez the commie.

http://is.gd/GrqBV0

15 TX Republican adds an amendment to the upcoming CR that would forbid taxpayer funds being spent on ChoomboyÂ’s golf outings until WH tours are resumed.  How about we just forbid it forever?  And while they are doing that lets cut his executive staff from 2000 people to 500.

http://is.gd/thIf1n

16 Ordinarily I would say this is a good thing from the Obamanites in a rare direction.   He wants legislation to remove the prohibition of unlocking cell phones that recently went into effect.  So why isnÂ’t it?  He doesnÂ’t need any damn legislation.  It was an order from members of his executive department that put it into place to begin with.  Besides that, when has he EVER been adverse to telling his people to just do something without congressional approval?

http://is.gd/SHh2Re

17 Communists hold a candlelight vigil for Hugo Shitvez in San Francisco.  There is a reason that shit filled city has gone off the list for tourism.

http://is.gd/uR6rQT

18

Happy hump day, fellow Morons.  My apologies for no story yesterday, as I decided to take one more day off.  I hope this one makes up for it:

 

 
Some of my favorite reading concerns flop movies.  I don't mean ones that were obviously never going to be classics, such as the dreck from cheapjack studios like AVCO Embassy, American International or Carolco; I mean ones that had the full backing of major studios and which, somehow, turned into wrecks.  Most people know the major bombs like Cleopatra, Heaven's Gate or Inchon, but there are also smaller movies which never should have been greenlighted.  Some of them star people who really had no business on the silver screen - Kate Smith's disastrous Hello, Everybody! or Liberace's ghastly debut, Sincerely Yours comes to mind - but even Hollywood legends have a stinker or two in their closet.  Jimmy Stewart had the 1978 money sink, The Magic of Lassie, Bette Davis had Beyond the Forest chained around her neck in 1949. . .

 

 
And Elizabeth Taylor, no stranger to cinematic lead weights, had, among her many flops, 1970s The Only Game in Town.

 

 
Game was based on a Broadway play that ran for thirteen pathetic performances.  No matter - 20th Century-Fox snapped up the rights for $700,000.  This wasn't as stupid a decision as it sounds; the author, Frank Gilroy, had already proven his mettle with the play The Subject Was Roses, which was adapted for the screen in 1968 and made a nice chunk of change for MGM.

 

 
Taylor was enthusiastic about the script, saying, "You're making me cry," when it was first read to her.  It was Fox's accountants who should have been crying, since La Liz, courtesy of producer Fred Kolmar, was pocketing a whopping $1,125,000 for her services.  Kolmar also went along with Liz's other demand; since hubby Richard Burton would be in England* simultaneous with the filming of Game, it would be better for her peace of mind if the movie was shot in Paris.  That Game takes place in Las Vegas didn't bother Taylor; she blithely assured Kolmar that Fox could build a better Las Vegas than the real thing.

 

 
Game follows Fran, a lonely middle-aged chorus girl who falls for a sweet-talking, but self-destructive, drifter named Joe.  Fox needed an actor who packed enough star power to go head to head with Taylor, and thought they'd hit the jackpot in Frank Sinatra.  But Taylor suffered an emergency hysterectomy that kept her out of commission for several months; by the time she was ready to shoot, Ol' Blue Eyes had backed out.  His replacement?  Warren Beatty, coming off the triumph of Bonnie and Clyde.  Kolmar dashed off a check for $750,000 and Beatty was aboard.  Everybody was happy.

 

 
Except Burton, who grew jealous at the growing closeness between Taylor and Beatty; he rearranged his schedule in order to be on set whenever the two filmed a romantic scene (possibly remembering the sparks between himself and Taylor on the Cleopatra set) and once even yanked her off the soundstage in fury at what he considered a too-intimate shot.  Of course, after that, Taylor claimed that Burton's roughness strained her back, so the production - already behind schedule - had to wait a further fifteen days before Liz returned to the cameras.

 

 
Filming in France took eighty-five days.  Another ten were required in Las Vegas, then a week more on the Fox lot, then came eight months of editing whatever usable footage there was into a halfway decent picture.  During this time, Taylor gave a number of interviews stating that Game would mark her farewell to the movies; she had, she said, no greater wish than to retire gracefully after completing such a beautiful film.

 

 
Except it wasn't a beautiful film.  Taylor had gained weight after her appendectomy and looked nothing like a Vegas chorus girl; her costumes (including a polyester pantsuit, funny hats and a blue dressing gown) only made the situation worse and did nothing to hide the fact that her waistline had disappeared.  Beatty struggled manfully with his character and Gilroy's ludicrous dialogue, but he must have been kicking himself for turning down Butch Cassidy and Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice in favor of Game: in the words of Harry and Michael Medved, his wooing of Taylor "bears more than a passing resemblance to Charles Grodin trying to cast seductive glances at the divine Miss Piggy in The Great Muppet Caper."

 

 
Taylor quickly abandoned any talk of retirement after the brutal reception of Game and began looking for new projects.  She would find them - Under Milk Wood and A Little Night Music were still ahead of her - but the spell she cast over studios was broken; she would never again be offered million-dollar salaries or open-ended budgets just to appear on screen.

 

 
A postscript:  you would think that 20th Century-Fox, having nearly bankrupted themselves with Cleopatra and taken a $10 million dollar bath on The Only Game in Town, would stay as far away from Elizabeth Taylor as humanly possible.  But you would be wrong.  In a 1976 joint Russian - American venture, she appeared in an adaptation of the Maurice Maeterlinck play The Blue Bird.  Fox ponied up $12 million for an American gross return of $887,902.  The Russians - no fools they - never revealed how much they spent (and lost) on the project.

 

 
And that's it for me.  Hope you all have a wonderful day.  All you NE morons stay safe from the storm coming our way.

 

 
*co-starring with Rex Harrison in the play Staircase; they play an aging homosexual couple.  Harrison reportedly dared Burton, "I'll do it if you will."

 

19 And here is the new Hugo replacement.  He is no better than the original.

http://is.gd/HRmxIT

20 The NRA has wasted no time in lampooning Biden on his ludicrous comments.  Why can the Republicans not do this?

http://is.gd/lPLHLn

21 The House vote for the next CR is scheduled for this morning in the House.

http://is.gd/WK7ei6

22 Here is something that causes CPAC to lose credibility.  They did not invite the fat man from NJ because he is not a conservative, but they do invite the idiot from NYC who is no more of a conservative than the fat man.

http://is.gd/kf18kP

23 Article discusses the new version 6 of Sim City.  This needs to be in the weekend gaming thread for those coblogers up this morning.  I used to love this game and would spend hours and hours of “wasted” time on it.  There were a few things I absolutely hated.  It was obviously designed by watermelons who hated coal, nuclear, and just about anything but solar. To get around that I cheated.  I would make my own landscape with a mountain on one side and huge waterfalls and damns for hydro, which they also loved.  But according to this it appears they have upgraded the modeling.  One wonders if they got rid of the overly liberal energy outlook.

http://is.gd/NdeBPJ

24 East Coast Snowpocalypse: meh. As usual, much shrieking about what anywhere else would be a routine storm. Maybe two inches on ground here northwest of DC, still snowing a bit, will probably turn to slush by the end of the day. Whatever.

25 “BonerÂ’s goal is to not shut down government”.  Is there anyone with an IQ above an amoeba who doesnÂ’t know that he will NEVER call for standing up to Obama on this?   Obama sure as hell knows it, which is why the House may as well be Democrat as for as budget items go.

http://is.gd/NEzF8U

26 Another Republican who did not get an invite to CPAC; VAÂ’s McDonnell. Supposedly it was because of his massive tax increases.

http://is.gd/IG8BVI

27 Walter Williams says minimum wage hikes discriminate against blacks.  I think his example here is somewhat simplistic but the headline for the column gave me a wonderful Alinsky type idea in applying their own standards to them.


Statistics do show that hikes in the minimum wage result in higher unemployment for unskilled black youths.  Why not apply that phony liberal court generated disparate impact theory to the minimum wage hikes.   After all, any action that negatively impacts blacks above that of whites is legally illegal discrimination under this theory.

WhereÂ’s the EEOC?

http://is.gd/IsODrK

28 Heritage on the crap known as the CR that will be voted on this morning.

http://is.gd/IdYOLo

29 Kindle Daily Deals

http://is.gd/kKo5YA

30 Folks I have ran out of kittehs, puppies, and other “cute” stuff for the lighter side of early morning doom.  So how about some of my favorite cars from yester-year. LetÂ’s start with one I would just love to have now:


http://is.gd/oRRHU1


I tried to find this car at the outfit posting the pic but was unable to locate it to check what the current minimum bid for auction is.  I suspect it is more money than I have.



And thatÂ’s it for Wednesday, March 06, 2013.

31 Whoops - little mistake in the story.  I meant to say Taylor gained weight after her hysterectomy, not appendectomy.

32

The NRA has wasted no time in lampooning Biden on his ludicrous comments. Why can the Republicans not do this?

 

Make a mockery of their good friends across the aisle?  Heaven forfend!

33 DAY 122 1,338 to go (1,413 to Inauguration Day 2017) Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, McCain's, MIRV's, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, miscreants, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.

34

Another Republican who did not get an invite to CPAC; VAÂ’s McDonnell. Supposedly it was because of his massive tax increases.

 

Vic, it's more of a kick in the teeth to McDonnell than Donuts Christie.  McDonnell needs the publicity; Tubby doesn't.  Donuts has a high rating.  After McDonnell's latest stunts, he's doomed.  His best hope now is to get an admin slot if an R would again take the White Mosque.  Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

35 So how about some of my favorite cars from yester-year. You ever check out 'Fast and Loud' on Discovery channel? You might enjoy. It's filmed in Texas and these guys wander around garages, and backyards and cattle fields looking for old cars to restore. The head of the operation was wearing an "I [skull and crossbones symbol] Media" tshirt yesterday, so I suspect he's no moonbat.

36 Vic, there are some outstanding videos on the tube of Milton Friedman and Thomas Sowell laying the beatdown on various libs over the issue of minimum wage.

37 Yiddish Word of the Day: "Strashen net de genz" (strah-shen net dee genz) Lit., Do not disturb the geese. (You are full of yourself and making too much noise)

38 I was never impressed with Elizabeth Taylor other than her eyes. And Cleopatra could have been a great film but it was far to far overbudget and as you implied there, largely due to Taylor.

39 His best hope now is to get an admin slot if an R would again take the White Mosque. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Posted by: RushBabe at March 06, 2013 07:41 AM (tQHzJ)

I don't know a lot about him but according to that article he has pissed off a LOT of conservatives in VA.

40 You ever check out 'Fast and Loud' on Discovery channel?


No I had never heard of it.  I'll look for it.  But if it's going to make me drool over cars I can't have I probably will not watch it long.

41

I was never impressed with Elizabeth Taylor other than her eyes.

 

Neither was Burton, at the beginning.  He called her "Miss Tits."

 

And Cleopatra could have been a great film but it was far to far overbudget and as you implied there, largely due to Taylor.

 

Burton bears some responsibility there, too, though; I think, had he not started shtupping Liz, the movie might have been made more cheaply and a lot faster.  I happen to like it, myself, though it does lose steam after Caesar gets knifed.

42 MPPPP, thanks as always for the great stories (truly professional and entertaining wordsmithing!) I hope you get on Jeopardy one day and the 'Final Jeopardy" category is, "Screen Legends of the Black and White Era".

43 Awww.
Thanks Andy. It's a very nice thread.
I love it and will wear it every day.

44 No I had never heard of it. I'll look for it. But if it's going to make me drool over cars I can't have I probably will not watch it long. Here's a link if you want to get a taste of what it's like, they stream it. http://tinyurl.com/c8oz2x7

45 41 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 06, 2013 07:45 AM (zF6Iw) I feel horrible for saying this but Belushi's impression of Liz on SNL circa 1978 was hilarious if not totally disrespectful of her. Despite how the media have portrayed her, she is a hero to me for volunteering to exchange herself as a hostage for those being held by Entebbe hijackers. She was a staunch supporter of the State of Israel so that is how I choose to remember her.

46 CPAC didn't invite McDonnel because he's not conservative.

Just a smooth talking snake charmer like a great many "conservatives"

I was fooled.

Never again!

47 Burton bears some responsibility there, too, though; I think, had he not started shtupping Liz, the movie might have been made more cheaply and a lot faster. I happen to like it, myself, though it does lose steam after Caesar gets knifed.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 06, 2013 07:45 AM (zF6Iw)

I wish I still had a blockbuster where I could rent it in Blu-Ray so I could watch it the way it was meant to be seen. Right now the cheapest BR available at Amazon for it is $19 and that is a little high for a movie I have seen on TV and don't remember liking it that much.

48 "Hump day. In honor of Laura W."


Funneh.

49 good morning morons. had a crib delivered to my house yesterday. as i was driving up there were three guys hanging out in front who just kinda took off when i pulled in. yeah, thats what i thought.

50 East Coast Snowpocalypse: meh. As usual, much shrieking about what anywhere else would be a routine storm.

But, but, but my TV keeps shrieking that there is wind, too! OMG!

51 It seems there is a lot more to not inviting GOPProud to the CPAC conference than just because they are gay. People seem to forget, this is not RPAC and people who come in and act like a bunch of jerks do not get invited back



Only ace and Malor are forgetting this.

52 Posted by: Regular Moron at March 06, 2013 07:47 AM (feFL6)


Thanks I bookmarked that but I have a problem with streaming here.  Bandwidth sux. I'll try it later.

53

I don't know a lot about him but according to that article he has pissed off a LOT of conservatives in VA.

 

Not only did he work with Terry McAuliffe (who twisted D arms to go along with the transportation bill in return for expanding Medicare (O-care, essentially), he is threatening to veto THREE voter ID/prosecution bills that passed the legislature.  The Richmond TEA Party was responsible for getting him elected even though we knew he was a RINO.  When it comes to TV coverage, he's like a puppy, so eager to please.  If he's ever on Cavuto's show again, watch him.  It's embarrassing.

54 "Article discusses the new version 6 of Sim City" I used to waste hours playing 'Rollercoaster Tycoon'. Made some ungodly rollercoasters...but the little sim people stop riding your shit after you accidently kill a few dozen of their fellow park visitors. Pussies.

55 Only ace and Malor are forgetting this.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 06, 2013 07:51 AM (62UoP)

 

And Sippy Cupp.  Don't forget her!  What a relevant voice for conservatism! /s.  The schadenfrude on this one is delish:  http://nydn.us/W4Y2gD

56 @53

This was what "conservative" Bob McDonnel proposed as a package

- tax hike from 5 to 5.3 percent
- Additional sales tax hike of .7 percent in Hampton Roads and Northern Virginia

- Personal property tax hike from 3.5 percent to 4.3 percent

- Tangible personal property tax hike to 5 percent

- 3 percent Northern Virginia hotel tax

- Diesel tax hike from 17.5 cents per gallon to 6 percent tax on wholesale diesel, roughly a 5 cent per gallon increase

- Car tax hike from 3 percent to 4 percent in 2013, 4.1 percent in 2014, 4.2 percent in 2015, and 4.3 percent in 2016 (Remember when Republicans got elected in Virginia by saying we should get rid of the car tax? Good times.)

And when the Donks were done marking up this package it amounted to a $6.1 Billion dollar tax increase.

Fuck Bob McDonell and fuck Jonah Goldberg.

That can't be said enough!

57 Vic, did you see this 'un?  http://bit.ly/WJcW9D

58 God love the Marines. Sorry to react to the ONT but I can't help it. "I'll do it but I'll have contempt for them."
The Marines have always had more than their fair share of Men who would do what they believed was right no matter what.

Reporters are quite the opposite. The extreme I recall is the photo journalist who spent a day watching a starving African child die in order that he could get the best shot of her final moments.

59 Heritage on the crap known as the CR that will be voted on this morning.

http://is.gd/IdYOLo

Posted by: Vic at March 06, 2013 07:34 AM (53z96)

Boehner and Cantor's latest fucking sellout will be this one.  This should be the avenue by which Obamacare gets defunded yet these gutless turds will just pass it along.

60 41 -

My mother is still jealous of Ms. Taylor, and it apparently has to do with the fact that once upon a time Liz was older than mom, but as the years went on, she got younger. 

Oh well, mom's still here.  Liz is not.  Last laugh, and all that. 

61 Using Pearl Harbor as an example of justification for using drones to kill Americans? I wouldn't even know where to start a reponse to that logic...merciful execution?

62 Not Snowmageddon. Snowquester. Heh.

63 Vic, did you see this 'un? http://bit.ly/WJcW9D

Posted by: RushBabe at March 06, 2013 07:57 AM (tQHzJ)

I had seen an article a few days ago where he had nominated a shit pot of gun grabbers to the courts all over the country. I didn't post it because it is a little early.

We have to see if the Republicans like Graham allow them out of committee.  Remember, the judicial committee is the ONE committee where at least one minority party member must vote to release it out. 

The Dems have used that every time they are out of power and the Republicans never use it.

64 I'm guessing bammy's most radical judicial pick must have heard about Erne Lewis's book.  It's at Amazon.  I'm not linking.  On purpose.

65 Morning all.

66 Posted by: Vic at March 06, 2013 07:30 AM (53z96)



Re Menendez/Hookergate: Someone that will take money to screw will most certainly take money to lie!

67 I wouldn't even know where to start a reponse to that logic...merciful execution?

Posted by: Icedog at March 06, 2013 08:00 AM (9ScGj)

As I said, ludicrous. AND he put it in writing formally!

68 Boehner and Cantor's latest fucking sellout will be this one. This should be the avenue by which Obamacare gets defunded yet these gutless turds will just pass it along.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 06, 2013 07:58 AM (62UoP)

 

Heritage could never do it justice like this:  http://bit.ly/XOLVnu

69 55 -

Sippy Cupp... that's cute.  Maybe C. Cupp would be another option?

Does she work out much?   If so,  she could be Athletic Cupp. 

70 The schadenfrude on this one is delish: http://nydn.us/W4Y2gD

Posted by: RushBabe at March 06, 2013 07:55 AM (tQHzJ)

Thanks for linking that; it's hard to believe that anybody ever gave that brainless bint any credibility.

71 One wonders if they got rid of the overly liberal energy outlook. Re: SimCity No, my understanding is that environmental energy issues have been ramped up this time around. Peak coal, deteriorating health due to pollution, and so forth. Re: Roller Coaster Tycoon Yes, that series has a special place in my heart. Mrs. North and I got really, really good at it and we both built some really awesome roller coasters. The Tentacles shack was hilarious.

72 PA's indicator species thread is a real good think piece. What an interesting and apperently very insightful article.

73 No, my understanding is that environmental energy issues have been ramped up this time around. Peak coal, deteriorating health due to pollution, and so forth.


Damn, I'll just keep my old versions. The new one probably will not run on my clunker machine anyway.

74 Heritage could never do it justice like this: http://bit.ly/XOLVnu

Posted by: RushBabe at March 06, 2013 08:02 AM (tQHzJ)

Yep, I've been listening to Levin for the last half hour.

75 Not Snowmageddon. Snowquester. Heh. I'm not into politics, but since I like to eat everything in your garden, you might suspect I'm liberal. What I am good at is weather forecasting, and I called this shit.

76 Boehner and Cantor's latest fucking sellout will be this one. This should be the avenue by which Obamacare gets defunded yet these gutless turds will just pass it along.
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 06, 2013 07:58 AM

I hate to say it, but what incentive do the D.C. eunuchs have to do anything else?

Since Our Betters in the "Conservative" Media are busy yammering about who gets to go to this CPAC circle-jerk and whether it's fair to charge Poppin' Fresh for his throne there on Blogger's Row or parroting Jonah Goldberg's latest pile of verbal Jell-O, no one but a few die-hards are paying attention to the continuing saga of the fat, pampered Stockholm Syndrome babies in Congress.

At least this way they are able to meet with Choom Boy and be warmed by the reflection of His Glory.

If we ever started to employ what little power we have left and hold Republicans' feet to the fire, perhaps we'd have a better chance of doing likewise with President Historic First©.

The country might have a better chance of survival, too.

77 I'm going to buy the new one regardless. Maybe in a year when it's not $60 anymore. If you're looking for a similar game without the enviro politics, The Tropico series is very good.

78 The Hobbit to be released Mar 19.

http://is.gd/JEL9eh

79

 " Snowquester"

Much like the (non) event it was named after, this "massive" snow event promising to shut down the entire mid atlantic has had little to no impact on the actual roads & sidewalks of DC (check out DC traffic cams - nothing. Nada. Zilch.) and the 'burbs.

80 Here in MA, the big storm is all rain so far

81 Rushbabe, Ms Cupp may want to familiarize herself with Google. Leftist loons pushing to 'normalize' sex with animals and groups pushing for polygamy are not fictions created by Jerry Falwell. I can remember when saying "Gays will one day push for marriage" would get you called a crazy paranoid nutjob.

82 Expecting Boehner and Cantor to do principled opposition is like expecting the sun to rise in the West on alternate days.  I hate this pair almost as much as I hate the Onederful One!

83

Since Our Betters in the "Conservative" Media are busy yammering about who gets to go to this CPAC circle-jerk and whether it's fair to charge Poppin' Fresh for his throne there on Blogger's Row or parroting Jonah Goldberg's latest pile of verbal Jell-O, no one but a few die-hards are paying attention to the continuing saga of the fat, pampered Stockholm Syndrome babies in Congress.

 

I wrote to my pampered (he's not fat) Stockholm Syndrome critter this morning and reminded him of the impressive showing his dem opponent had last November, the first time he faced ANY competition in all the years he's been in.  I told him there was no need to continue voting for him since he's acting the same way she would have.  And don't believe this radical dem opponent he had is going away in 2014.  

 

I'm going out.  BBL.

84 Posted by: MrScribbler at March 06, 2013 08:07 AM (cFhY4)



Although in theory CPAC is a good idea, in reality it regularly gets taken over by the Ronulans and then has little spats with the FudgePAC crowd and other obviously non-conservative entities.  I think Tammy Bruce had the best advice when she told people to just save their money rather than spending it on CPAC.

85 Posted by: Captain Hate at March 06, 2013 08:14 AM (62UoP)


It looked like to me the Ronulans only took over the "straw polls".  But that should not be a problem in the future.

86 It looked like to me the Ronulans only took over the "straw polls". But that should not be a problem in the future.
Posted by: Vic at March 06, 2013 08:16 AM

Vic, do you think Ronulans will disappear now that RuPaul himself has hung it up?

I don't. They'll find a new Dear Leader.

87 Posted by: Icedog at March 06, 2013 08:12 AM (9ScGj)


It seems to me that society has degenerated to the point where we might as well say here is the pseudo-marriage form: list all forms of animate* objects that you cohabitate with on a regular basis, and thus that you sometimes cohabitate with, and we will add payments to your unemployment based on sliding scale related to the exact type of relationship.


*I think a restriction to animate objects should survive even GLBTQVM scrutiny.

88 The Ron Paul contingent in Massachusetts is alive and kicking. They're going to be backing rand Paul this time around. I think that's a margina limprovement.

89 this "massive" snow event promising to shut down the entire mid atlantic has had little to no impact on the actual roads sidewalks of DC (check out DC traffic cams - nothing. Nada. Zilch.) and the 'burbs. Current temperature in DC is 34.4 degrees. Overnight low is supposed to be 34 degrees. So snow may come down, but it's not gonna do anything on the roads, except melt on contact. But they shut down the schools, government offices, and the House wants to have an early vote so they can recess for the weekend. Total BS. These people can't understand basic science but want to lecture me on Global Warming?

90 Tammy Bruce...my favorite lesbian. But still think I could convert her, if given the chance. (makes sure there are no angry lesbians around)

91 Mornin' all. **insert happy dance here!!** Just got 2000 rounds of PMC .223 for 700 bucks. Wooo Hooo!

92 8 1/2 inches of gorebull warming on the front porch. School closing. Skwerls and birds panic at my inability to put on boots and refill feeder.

93 >>>>I can remember when saying "Gays will one day push for marriage" would get you called a crazy paranoid nutjob.<<<

And there is always somebody out there that will tell you the 'slippery slope' is a logical fallacy.

IMO the fallacy is elevating theory-the rules of logic-over experience-what actually happens in the real world, where the slope is all too real and all too slippery.

94 Just got 2000 rounds of PMC .223 for 700 bucks. Wooo Hooo!

Posted by: RWC at March 06, 2013 08:21 AM (fWAjv)

Where at?

95

Morning, all!   Just about to raise my coffee in toast to Chavez's ass, currently flaming in Hell.   

 

*raises thermos*  Cheers,  Chavvy!   Enjoy that barbed cock!

96 My mood matches the freaking weather.. dreary. Sucks to know that there isn't anyone in Washington with any integrity. We have no representation, and they (meaning congressional repubs) just turn their phones to VM so they don't have to hear us complain. It really is like not being able to wake up from a bad nightmare.

97 What happened to our 'sequester survivor'? I was enjoying his regular updates. Maybe the roving cannibals disguised as school children finally got him?

98 Mornin MWR.



I'm not a coffee guy, but here....



*clinks can of Dt. Mtn Dew against mug*

99

Sean Penn:  "I Lost a Friend."

 

MWR:  "Good."

100 CBS News: Obama Turns Over Benghazi Documents To Senate Intel Committee, White House Was Warned Of Imminent Attack On CompoundÂ…

101

BCochran

Mi Tierra for mole.

102 RE: The weather in Wash DC. Or lack of. It's almost as if they WANT bad things to happen, snarl airports, transportation, inconvenience parents, inconvenience business, because of the *gasp* sequester to score political points. But Newt Gingrich shut down the government!!!

103 LOL, Levin called out Poppin' Fresh for calling people who are concerned about the fed's massive ammo purchase "conspiracy nuts".  Maybe the doughboy should stick to what he does best and just keep promptly putting video clips up for his Clown Hall masters.

104 lol post interviewed a hooker....just not bob's hooker.....

105 vic.. carter is not senile....he is evil

106 Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 06, 2013 08:28 AM (GVxQo)



Close enough for the Washington Pravda!

107 Levin called out Poppin' Fresh....
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 06, 2013 08:27 AM

I'm beginning to think Levin is the only conservative commentator who displays any signs of gonadic activity.

Jeebus. When you have to depend on Kermit the Frog to speak the truth, you are in deep, deep shit....

108 Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at March 06, 2013 08:23 AM (VQ9KL) I've noticed not all slopes are slippery, but when they slope to the left they are always slippery...or closer to being a damn cliff.

109 Just because NOAA can't get today's snow totals right in the DC area, why should we believe they have a clue what the world's climate will be like in 20+ years?

110 Man, HQ seems kinda dead this morning.


Where all the nics socks for Chavez?

111 *clinks can of Dt. Mtn Dew against mug*

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 06, 2013 08:26 AM (da5Wo)

 

Ah, Mtn Dew.   Got me through college!

 

*clinks back*

112 Liz Taylor in The Sandpiper, I wasn't looking at her eyes.

113 I don't. They'll find a new Dear Leader.

Posted by: MrScribbler at March 06, 2013 08:19 AM (cFhY4)

Yes, but he will not be in the Republican Party. Most likely it will be the Big "L" Libertarians.

114 100 CBS News: Obama Turns Over Benghazi Documents To Senate Intel Committee, White House Was Warned Of Imminent Attack On CompoundÂ… Why in the fuck is the House of Representatives not debating impeachment right *fucking* now? How many lies have to emerge from this Administration before.....argh. LiB

115 Just because NOAA can't get today's snow totals right in the DC area, why should we believe they have a clue what the world's climate will be like in 20+ years?

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 06, 2013 08:33 AM (Cnqmv)

 

In their defense, any genuine meteorologist    who gave a damn about his or her profession would be the first to say "weater =/= climate,"    and that climate science is an entirely different field.     Which just goes to show how few meteorologists we have on    national TV who give a damn about their profession.

116 I'm beginning to think Levin is the only conservative commentator who displays any signs of gonadic activity.

Posted by: MrScribbler at March 06, 2013 08:31 AM (cFhY4)

He really nailed the doughboy and his fellow "new media" punks on being uncomfortable with conservatives and their aspirations really being to secure a place at the table with the MFM.

117 Where all the nics socks for Chavez? We're obviously in mourning. Our own dictator just moved up a spot on the 'World's Worst' list.

118 CBS's Sharyl Atkison is covering the Benghazi docs released by the White House. Some tweets about them: https://twitter.com/SharylAttkisson

"An official familiar with the docs says there were warnings from Libya sent to Washington in the days leading up to the attack--(cont)"
"-that specifically warned of an imminent attack on the US compound in Benghazi"

119

Why in the fuck is the House of Representatives not debating impeachment right *fucking* now?

 

Because raaaaaaacissssssssst!    And because it wouldn't go anywhere in the Senate.  But raaaaaaaacisssssssst!

 

Both arguments, btw, are bullshit.   I don't care if it gets to the Senate and dies on the vine.   Do it right the fuck NOW.

120 From the Miami Herald's story on the death of Chavez: [His] charm and forceful personality made him an extraordinary politician. His enviable ability to win a mass following allowed him to build a powerful political machine that kept him in office... But as a national leader, he was an abject failure who plunged [the country] into a political and economic abyss. [He] leaves behind a country in far worse condition than it was when he became president, its future clouded by rivals for succession in a constitutional crisis of his ... making and an economy in chaos. His skillful rhetoric, which filled supporters with utopian dreams, was used to justify the methodical destruction of [the nationÂ’s] democratic institutions and the free market. Shortly after coming to office, he rewrote the constitution to his liking and aggressively set out to rig elections and stifle adversaries in the legislative branch and the courts. Unable to brook criticism, he turned his fire on the independent news media, eventually silencing most voices of opposition by bully tactics and economic intimidation. His ... regime rewarded supporters and punished opponents, giving rise to enormous corruption and the creation of a new class of greedy oligarchs with political connections. Unfortunately for [the country] and for all his political skills, the president was both an incompetent executive and a worse economist. [Though] an energy-rich country, [it] was forced to devalue its currency... This was the inevitable outcome of a series of disastrous economic decisions that scared off foreign investors and spurred capital flight. No wonder the left loves Obama. He's exactly like Castro and Chavez.

121 Vic, do you think Ronulans will disappear now that RuPaul himself has hung it up? I don't. They'll find a new Dear Leader. At the rate he's going, it could be Luap Dnar.

122 Where at? Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 06, 2013 08:23 AM (da5Wo) Got it at work. Our chef is friends with a dealer who asked if he knew anyone that needs some. (He's getting it in for the Fredericksburg show this weekend) I don't know how much he is going to ask for it on Saturday, but he gave us the chance to buy it early. No money has changed hands yet though. UPS somehow 'lost' his last shipment so I'm hoping it isn't BS.

123 We're obviously in mourning. Our own dictator just moved up a spot on the 'World's Worst' list.

Posted by: Icedog at March 06, 2013 08:37 AM (9ScGj)

 

Let's see, who's still ahead of him?      In no particular order:    Ahmadinnerjacket, Assad, Kim Jong Un...

124   43 Awww.
Thanks Andy. It's a very nice thread.
I love it and will wear it every day.

Posted by: lauraw at March 06, 2013 07:47 AM (yGblt)

--------------------------------------------------------------------

Just be sure to wash it first.  You never know where it's been, and lots of strange people have had their hands all over it.

125 according to whitehouse dot gov, there is no official statement on the roasting in hell of Hugo Chavez

126 Posted by: Icedog at March 06, 2013 08:21 AM (9ScGj)

http://tinyurl.com/d3g2x7u

127 according to whitehouse dot gov, there is no official statement on the roasting in hell of Hugo Chavez

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 06, 2013 08:40 AM (8sCoq)

 

 

I'm assuming that whatever Obama wanted to say was far too glowing with praise and some halfway intelligent staffer figured out that they should maybe tone it down a bit.

128 >We're obviously in mourning. Our own dictator just moved up a spot on the 'World's Worst' list.


I tweeted the prick that there was a job opening in Venezuela

129 Let's see, who's still ahead of him? In no particular order: Ahmadinnerjacket, Assad, Kim Jong Un...

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 06, 2013 08:39 AM (4df7R)

Who's in charge in China? Burma's a shithole, right? I know Morocco can be...hell, pretty much anyplace in Africa.

130 Posted by: Blacksheep at March 06, 2013 08:39 AM (bS6uW) Holy hell! You could replace Chavez with Obama in that press release and it fits perfectly!

131 There used to be a guy here that hung out at the same bar I did on Fridays after work.  He was from Venezuela.  You should have heard him go on a rant about Hugo Shitvez.  If what he said was true, and I have no reason to doubt it, the shit you heard from our leftest MFM did not cover half of the shit that thug did.

132 Morning morons.  Suriving the snow fine here in flyover country, though the roads are crap.  One death already today on the floors that I responded to, hopefully no more, and the bad weather should keep some of the other minor b.s. away.

133 I will be God damned before I vote for another Bush. I will work to turn NC back blue first.

134

>>>Yes, but he will not be in the Republican Party. Most likely it will be the Big "L" Libertarians.

 

Which, like 'em or don't, makes L potentially viable, if only as a down ticket party for now.

135 CBD, I have a new girl that you may like.....Alana Blanchard. Pro surfer.





http://tinyurl.com/bsdxnp3



http://tinyurl.com/bvt9r6m



Somewhat NSFW

136 Who's in charge in China? Burma's a shithole, right? I know Morocco can be...hell, pretty much anyplace in Africa.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 06, 2013 08:42 AM (da5Wo)

 

I'll exclude South Sudan from the African   theory, just b/c they're still very new and they've at least demonstrated some intelligence in immediately backing Israel.   Other than them?  Yeah, Africa is a complete shithole from top to bottom in terms of governance.

 

The same can be said of the mideast, so let's pile all of the mideastern Muzzie countries into the blender.

 

I can never remember the name of the guy in China.  Crap.   But yeah, him.

 

And how can we forget Castro?  Indeed, most of the Central and South American countries.

137 >the shit you heard from our leftest MFM did not cover half of the shit that thug did.

Posted by: Vic at March 06, 2013 08:42 AM (53z96)

yeah they skipped over the part where Chavez became a billionaire as a 'friend to the poor'

138 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2013 08:41 AM (GsoHv) Yep, Tammy is far too sexy to be playing for the wrong team.

139 Any of the Morons here this morning know anything about Rick James, the author of the SF Daily deal today?  There is a brief bio on him but doesn't really tell anything.  Has anyone read any of his stuff.  That book today looks interesting.

140 Lizzy is right in #118: y'all should definitely check out Sheryl Attkisson's twitter feed and articles on Benghazi.  She's writing good stuff, and there is more coming in days ahead.

141 139 Any of the Morons here this morning know anything about Rick James, the author of the SF Daily deal today? There is a brief bio on him but doesn't really tell anything. Has anyone read any of his stuff. That book today looks interesting.

Posted by: Vic at March 06, 2013 08:47 AM (53z96)

I heard he likes it super freaky.

142

Malia Obama now dining in Manhattan on weekends for some reason.

Sequester what?

http://tinyurl.com/d2yxbok

143 Check out the comments to the NYT article on Chavez' death ... packed to the rafters with "Chavez was a hero," "the US gave him cancer," and "who are we to judge?" types. The deranged left in all its glory: http://tinyurl.com/caoasor

144 On this day in 1836 the Alamo fell.   About a month later the garrison at Goliad was marched into a road where they were shot and bayoneted.  Santa Anna continued his march across Texas.  He had already massacred thousands in Mexico.

145 >Any of the Morons here this morning know anything about Rick James, the author of the SF Daily deal today?


yes- check this out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT65GFEMQ2s

146 Nice touch, Rep. Gohmert! http://preview.tinyurl.com/azmflc5

147 MWR, I don't even count all the little third world dictators...they don't have the ability to crash the world's economy.

148 133 I will be God damned before I vote for another Bush. I don't like the guy's politics (O/T, he actually lives right around the corner...lol). I can't see myself ever voting for him in any sort of primary contest (even if I switch back to (R) to support whoever primaries Rubio)... But if he's the nominee - and running against the permanent campaign apparatus of either the Obama or Clinton families for the presidency in 2016? I unfortunately can see this happening right in front of our eyes. And again, I won't be one of those staying home because the "anybody but Obama/Clinton option is too _____________". Fuck. I'll accept damnation from anyone's deity for a chance - just a chance - of getting this country back in the right direction. And that chance won't have a fucking (D) after their names. Christ, I'll support Santorum or Bachmann if that's our only alternative to 4...er...8 more years of this general fucktardery.

149 Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 06, 2013 08:45 AM (da5Wo)

I approve, although she looks rather young.

And those boobs are real. Nothing like nature to create the perfect shape.

150 I heard he likes it super freaky.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 06, 2013 08:48 AM (da5Wo)

Is that a snarky joke?

151 Lizzy is right in #118: y'allshould definitelycheck out Sheryl Attkisson's twitter feed and articles on Benghazi. She's writing good stuff, and there is more coming in days ahead.

Posted by: MTF at March 06, 2013 08:47 AM (B5y+v)

 

Sheryl Attkisson is one of the few in the MFM actually willing to ask questions and write down answers.   God bless her.    I doubt our politics mesh, but they don't need to if the journalist in question actually DOES THEIR DAMN JOB.

152 Let's see, who's still ahead of him? In no particular order: Ahmadinnerjacket, Assad, Kim Jong Un...

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 06, 2013 08:39 AM (4df7R)

The chinless opthamologist, Evo Morales, Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner...

153 RIP William Moody (AKA: Paul Bearer)

154 15 TX Republican adds an amendment to the upcoming CR that would forbid taxpayer funds being spent on ChoomboyÂ’s golf outings until WH tours are resumed. How about we just forbid it forever? And while they are doing that lets cut his executive staff from 2000 people to 500.
http://is.gd/thIf1n

Posted by: Vic at March 06, 2013 07:30 AM (53z96)

Absolutely....I wanna go all Buford Pusser  on his arse....complete with bathroom offices

155 Whoever the American is that gave Hugo Chavez cancer?  Give that person a fucking medal!

156 super freak....super freak

157 I get it now, never mind, another loser from the 80s who I never listened to. 

158 thanks bc that song will be in my head the rest of the day......

159
147 MWR, I don't even count all the little third world dictators...they don't have the ability to crash the world's economy.

Posted by: Icedog at March 06, 2013 08:49 AM (9ScGj)

Oh, we can fuck some shit up man.

160

Any of the Morons here this morning know anything about Rick James, the
author of the SF Daily deal today? There is a brief bio on him but
doesn't really tell anything. Has anyone read any of his stuff. That
book today looks interesting.

Posted by: Vic at March 06, 2013 08:47 AM (53z96)

 

I heard he likes it super freaky.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 06, 2013 08:48 AM (da5Wo)

 

And he knows cocaine's a hell of a drug.

161

Any of the Morons here this morning know anything about Rick James, the author of the SF Daily deal today?

 

I hear his    girlfriend's      a super freak.  Super freak.   Super freaky.

162 >thanks bc that song will be in my head the rest of the day......



can't touch this

163 I approve, although she looks rather young.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2013 08:50 AM (GsoHv)

She's 22.

164 If someone who says this:

"(even if I switch back to (R) to support whoever primaries Rubio)..."

Vows this:

"And again, I won't be one of those staying home because the "anybody but Obama/Clinton option is too _____________"."

Then every dumbass who sat out in 2008 and 2012 truly has no excuses. Those who sat out instead of  voting Romney (plus the Barr and Johnson voters) may as well call themselves Obama voters

165 Everyday is Hump Day!

166 Guys, I did specify the "author" of SF the book.

167 can't touch this

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 06, 2013 08:53 AM (8sCoq)

Wooooah woaaaaah......

You sir, are an asshole.

168

Check out the comments to the NYT article on Chavez' death ... packed to the rafters with "Chavez was a hero," "the US gave him cancer," and "who are we to judge?" types.

 

Yes, we gave him cancer.  Sure.  Okay.      Because giving him a fast acting disease like ebola wouldn't have been more efficient or something.

Idiot people.

169 I get it now, never mind, another loser from the 80s who I never listened to.

Posted by: Vic at March 06, 2013 08:51 AM (53z96)

 

Yeah, kids today don't know good music, Vic.  I'll bet you could swing a mean shoe to The Maple Leaf Rag back in the day, amirite?

170 "I get it now, never mind, another loser from the 80s who I never listened to."

we can always count on Vic to be the angry old man...

171 "Snow quester" Caused by a few too many flakes.

172 Adam Carolla's in the vanguard once again for questioning a liberal mouthpiece (Gavin Newsome) about his assertions. Result? CAROLLA IS RACIST!!!! http://preview.tinyurl.com/c3ekvcb

173 >You sir, are an asshole.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 06, 2013 08:54 AM (da5Wo)

and you can take a flying fuck

174 You bastards...that damn song is on an endless loop in my brain now.

175 Statement of President Obama on the Death of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez: At this challenging time of President Hugo ChavezÂ’s passing, the United States reaffirms its support for the Venezuelan people and its interest in developing a constructive relationship with the Venezuelan government. As Venezuela begins a new chapter in its history, the United States remains committed to policies that promote democratic principles, the rule of law, and respect for human rights.

176 Is that a snarky joke?

Posted by: Vic at March 06, 2013 08:50 AM (53z96)

No....you got the name wrong.

The author is Nick James. The singer is Rick James.

177 You bastards...that damn song is on an endless loop in my brain now.

Posted by: Icedog at March 06, 2013 08:56 AM (9ScGj)

 

Just lie back       and think of "It's a Small World."

178 I have a memo that says it's OK for me to order anyone get cancer, Venezualan or American.  It's legal, ethical and wise.

179 and you can take a flying fuck

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 06, 2013 08:55 AM (8sCoq)

Lol.

Those bathrooms are so damn small though. And the flight attendants are on the look out for those kind of shenanigans.

180 Vic. I'll bet you could swing a mean shoe to The Maple Leaf Rag back in the day, amirite?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 06, 2013 08:55 AM (zF6Iw)

LOL, I have three different versions of that in my collection.  The best two are from the Red Back Book collection and an Author Fielder album.  Both of which I digitized from old albums I had bought over the years.

181 From HuffPo (it's hard to stand but we must know our enemies): Hugo Chavez was a man of many talents: he played ball, sang songs, pulled out pistols, and got down and groovy - and that is precisely how we'll remember the Venezuelan leader. Since rising to power nearly two decades ago, Chavez always liked the spotlight. In 2006, he famously called former U.S. President George W. Bush the devil during a speech at the U.N. General Assembly and the last time rumors were spreading about his health, he invited a group of reporters to play baseball. Check out the slideshow below for other memorable moments of Chavez. http://tinyurl.com/ccsvxnt

182 Posted by: Jones in CO at March 06, 2013 08:55 AM (8sCoq)

One more crack like that and you're both grounded!

183

Guess that partyÂ…

@RepJoseSerrano Hugo Chavez was a leader that understood the needs of the poor. He was committed to empowering the powerless. R.I.P. Mr. President

184 At this challenging time of President Hugo ChavezÂ’s passing, the United States reaffirms its support for the Venezuelan people and its interest in developing a constructive relationship with the Venezuelan government. As Venezuela begins a new chapter in its history, the United States remains committed to policies that promote democratic principles, the rule of law, and respect for human rights. Posted by: RWC at March 06, 2013 08:56 AM (fWAjv) What the fuck does 'Challenging" times mean?

185 "The U.S. Attorney General's refusal to rule out the possibility of drone strikes on American citizens and on American soil is more than frightening - it is an affront the Constitutional due process rights of all Americans." - Ron Paul
http://tinyurl.com/ajkcsa4

186 As Venezuela begins a new chapter in its history, the United States remains committed to policies that promote democratic principles, the rule of law, and respect for human rights.

Posted by: RWC at March 06, 2013 08:56 AM (fWAjv)

 

 

Really?      I'd have more faith in the validity of this assertion if, y'know, Obammy and Co. bothered practicing what they preach here in their own country.

187 The author is Nick James. The singer is Rick James.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2013 08:56 AM (GsoHv)

LOL, you're right.  Misread it.  I deserve all that scorn, but not a day in the barrel.

188 Posted by: Vic at March 06, 2013 08:57 AM (53z96)

How did you digitize from the vinyl?

189 can't touch this

190 we can always count on Vic to be the angry old man...

Posted by: AuthorLMendez at March 06, 2013 08:55 AM (yAor6)

As always; FU, eat shit, and go play on the freeway.

191 Shit, just caught the end of a Dead End Kids movie on TCM. Featuring a 28-year old Ronald Reagan, I would've Tivo'd it if I'd known. Those movies are grreat for Sat and Sun mornings when I'm avoiding news shows. All day today is Ann Sheridan day on TCM.

192

"Hump day. In honor of Laura W."

---

What hump?

193 Posted by: Vic at March 06, 2013 08:59 AM (53z96)

The Barrel is for formatting errors only.

Misreading just makes you fit in around here.

194

Hugo Chavez was a man of many talents: he played ball, sang songs, pulled out pistols, and got down and groovy - and that is precisely how we'll remember the Venezuelan leader.

 

Oh fuck YOU, Puff Ho.    How about you talk to some Venezuelans who actually lived under the bastard's rule.    Or do you avoid them because they're brown people who don't say what you like to hear?

195 Those who sat out instead of voting Romney (plus the Barr and Johnson voters) may as well call themselves Obama voters A-men. Christ. If Mitt Romney was a transgendered Satanist who wanted to legalize heroin - he would have been better than *this*. The lines down here were pretty long. I'm glad I earned my right to bitch for the next few years because I actually (and metaphorically) pulled the fucking lever.

196 How did you digitize from the vinyl?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2013 08:59 AM (GsoHv)

Yes

197 Using Pearl Harbor as an example of justification for using drones to kill Americans?

I wouldn't even know where to start a reponse to that logic...merciful execution?

No kidding!  Using 9/11 in the same way is just as stupid.  Of course, he couldn't have used Hassan as an example because that was just workplace violence. 

198 Misreading just makes you fit in around here.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2013 09:00 AM (GsoHv)

The fact that he reads at all either puts him at the top of the food chain or disqualifies him completely.

199 "can't touch this"
***
"The '90s rapper [MC Hammer] was pulled over by police in Dublin, Calif., on Feb. 21 and accused of driving a car he didnÂ’t own with an expired registration...."

200 can't touch this

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 06, 2013 08:59 AM (8sCoq)

 

Jones,   I will find you    and hit you repeatedly with a shoe.  

 

Don't make me break out the Vanilla Ice.

201

148, 164

 

I can appreciate the idea. For myself, I am done and do not care to vote R if thats the choice. Damnation is damnation. After TFG's reign of terror its a toss up whether it can be saved anyway, so I'm now for tearing it up and starting over. Scream if you want, I'm at peace with it.

202 early morning flame war


can't touch this

203 All of y'all commenting on the illegal drone strikes make sure you read post 9.

204 "As always; FU, eat shit, and go play on the freeway"

I'm feeling the love

"A-men. Christ. If Mitt Romney was a transgendered Satanist who wanted to legalize heroin - he would have been better than *this*."

I  would vote for Santorum over this. That's a BIG deal coming from me.

205 What the fuck does 'Challenging" times mean? Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 06, 2013 08:58 AM (9Bj8R) THANK YOU! I was hoping someone else was WTFing that comment. It makes no damn sense. Preezy super genius.

206

Fmr Govenor Ann Richards  (D)  - described George HW Bush as being  born with a silver foot in his mouth.   Now pushes up daisies.

 

Ex  Dictator Hugo Chavez (Socialist) -  called  George W Bush  the devil.  Now is  on intimate terms with ol' Scratch hisself.

 

 

ijs

207 can't touch this

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 06, 2013 08:59 AM (8sCoq)




Heeeeeeeeeeeeey Macarena!

208 can't touch this

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 06, 2013 09:03 AM (8sCoq)

 

Okay, my urge to smack you aroudn with a    Manolo    is currently warring with my urge to laugh my head off at the mental images this conjures.

 

An    Ewok in    Hammer pants, doing the Hammer dance.

 

AtC in Hammer pants, doing the Hammer dance.

 

EOJ in Hammer pants, doing   the Hammer dance...

209 I'm willing to observe a brief cease-fire

210 "Heeeeeeeeeeeeey Macaren"

WORST.SONG.EVER.

211 " Obama Turns Over Benghazi Documents To Senate Intel Committee, White House Was Warned Of Imminent Attack On CompoundÂ…" How come you alla time bringing up old $#!+? What diffrents does it make?

212 EOJ in Hammer pants, doing the Hammer dance...

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 06, 2013 09:05 AM (4df7R)

You have pics from his wedding???????

213 Ok, OT - For those watching 'Justified' - why the hell is Drew Thompson such a big damn deal. The season has been centered on him/who he is, but why the hell is he important? I must have missed something.

214 WORST.SONG.EVER.

Posted by: AuthorLMendez at March 06, 2013 09:05 AM (yAor6)

 

You have some kind of secret love for "Disco Duck"?

215

All day todayis Ann Sheridan day on TCM.

 

Her nickname was "The Oomph! Girl" because of her pointy elbows.  She hated it, BTW.

216 You have pics from his wedding???????

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 06, 2013 09:05 AM (da5Wo)

 

*SNORT!*[/i}[/b]

 

Oh,   gross!   Now I have coffee    and    saliva    all over my monitor!

217 You have some kind of secret love for "Disco Duck"?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 06, 2013 09:06 AM (4df7R)

Mmmmm bop, ba duba dop

218 Yes

Posted by: Vic at March 06, 2013 09:02 AM (53z96)

Everybody's a fucking comedian this morning!

Seriously, did you get one of the new turntables that feed through a USB, or did you use RCA cables and convert?

I have about 100 albums, and have been toying with converting them.

219

"Heeeeeeeeeeeeey Macaren"

WORST.SONG.EVER.

 

Bitch, please.

220 Still not snowing here in SE PA. And we're supposed to have a high of 37 or so, so I'm not sure how this mini snowpocalypse is supposed to be a snowpocalypse.

221 I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes I saw the sign Life is demanding without understanding I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes I saw the sign

222 She ran crying, "Wiiiildfire..."

223 I would vote for Santorum over this. That's a BIG deal coming from me. It's a really big boat we find ourselves in, I hope. Of course I thought that last November too...sigh. 201 Scream if you want, I'm at peace with it. You gotta do what you gotta do. I can only describe the broken glass I would crawl over (also metaphorically) to remove this regime from the WH...so any screaming I do won't be *at* folks who decide it's not worth the hassle to exercise their right to vote. Nobody can reason with six-year old "you won't play by my rules so I'm packing up my toys and I'm going home....Mom, come pick me up"-style logic.

224 *co-starring with Rex Harrison in the play Staircase; they play an aging homosexual couple. Harrison reportedly dared Burton, "I'll do it if you will."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 06, 2013 07:31 AM (zF6Iw)

If you want to torture yourself try and sit through that movie

225 Nothing comes close to Macarena in worst song debate. NOTHING. I had to grow up hearing that damn song for years and at school we actually had P.E devoted to doing the stupid dance

226 From the headlines:

Caterpiller to lay off 1/3 of Belgium workforce.

220 comments in and nobody has picked this low-hanging fruit?

I am disappointed with all of you.

227 Okay, I hate all of you.  It's going to take all day to get these songs out of my head. 

228

Y'all trying to make me start singing Helen Reddy songs again?

 

Luckily, I'm too pissed about how a scary Air Force uniform shut down a school.

229 Ok, OT - For those watching 'Justified' - why the hell is Drew Thompson such a big damn deal. The season has been centered on him/who he is, but why the hell is he important? I must have missed something.


He is a cold case from 30 years ago that suddenly became active again.  Arlo was connected and the Marshall's service never closed the books on him.

This season, there is no boss villain like in previous seasons.

230

I hope it's not too late to join  in  on the fun:

 

 

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh / Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh / Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh / Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ...

 

 

Tarzan Boy by  Baltimora

231 Still not snowing here in SE PA. And we're supposed to have a high of 37 or so, so I'm not sure how this mini snowpocalypse is supposed to be a snowpocalypse.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 06, 2013 09:09 AM (6zgse)

 

Shhhhh, don't ruin it for all     the   wailing    AGW supporters!

232 I don't think I've ever seen such a look of misery and dejection on the face of my daughter as I just did a moment ago. I sat down with her on the sofa and (as calmly as I could) tried to explain to her why the Republicans gave Hugo Chavez cancer. I tried to keep my voice steady, but it became increasingly difficult - the rage and feelings of helplessness were just too much. She could tell something was wrong. I found myself at such a loss for words - nothing made any sense; nothing makes sense anymore. I finally had to admit, " I just don't know - I don't know what's going on in this country anymore..." When I finished her lower lip started to tremble and her eyes began to fill with tears, "Mommy" she said, "why are the Republicans doing this to the country?" Well, that was it for me: I finally fell apart. I just fell into her arms and we both began sobbing for several minutes. She had to comfort me and get me back on my feet. Sometimes I just think itÂ’s too much, but seeing the strength in my daughters voice helped me to get through.

233 "All of y'all commenting on the illegal drone strikes make sure you read post 9."

Thanks for the link. So where have all those waterboarding crybabies gone? Waterboarding = BAD, but
Drone Assassinations where Obama is judge and jury = Peachy?
WTF?

234
226 From the headlines:

Caterpiller to lay off 1/3 of Belgium workforce.

220 comments in and nobody has picked this low-hanging fruit?

I am disappointed with all of you.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2013 09:10 AM (GsoHv)

Well it's obv a typo. I mean, everybody knows that the Belgians are like lazy French. They don't work at all.

235 He was committed to empowering the powerless. R.I.P. Mr.
President Posted by: AuthorLMendez at March 06, 2013 08:58 A

He WAS, ALM!

Who else "empowered" poor Joe Kennedy II to a nice million-dollar yearly income from a "oil for the people" charity?

It was the good people of Vuvuzulea and their leader, Room Temperature Hugo, who paid Li'l Joe to run around giving heating oil to the Downtrodden Masses!

236 Yay, got email from Camp NaNoWriMo.

Camp will happen in April and July.

Flexible word count goals - 10,000 to 999,999.  Plus other options.  So get those digital pens ready to write.

237 I was attacked for saying that we should wait to attack over the nursing home story because there was word that the woman wanted to die. She chose that nursing home specifically because they do NOT resucitate. And the woman's family was fine with that. It's now been verified. There's a REASON for invoking the 24-hour rule. I'm glad I stuck by my guns.

238 Luckily, I'm too pissed about how a scary Air Force uniform shut down a school.

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 06, 2013 09:11 AM (SUKHu)

 

I'm beginning to think the only thing that WOULDN'T shut down a school these days would be a black guy wearing a shirt that reads "I am a Crip"    on the front and    "Kill Whitey"   on the back,     carrying a gun and wearing an NBPP beret.   Because shutting down the school in that situation would be racist.

239 @232 heh. how old was the original comment again?

240 Posted by: CheChe v.7.0 at March 06, 2013 09:11 AM (feFL6)



And BOOM goes the dynamite.

241

Are those things Barry Manilow vomits out 'songs' according to Hoyle?

Cause i woundn't want to drop a Copacana or a Mandy on the horde un-necessarily...

242 That commie dictator club is getting smaller and smaller. Who is left? Castro, Kim Jong-un and Barry

243 Posted by: CheChe v.7.0 at March 06, 2013 09:11 AM (feFL6) Heh ... nice job with a timeless classic.

244

SHUT UP ALL OF YOU

245 Morning all.....



I'll probably regret asking this question but....who here has a mattress they love and why? 

246 Anyone who's jonesing for 1970's TV drama's can check out "Black Sheep Squadron" (known as "Baa Baa Black Sheep" in its first season) on YouTube.  Nearly every episode is there, except for "The Iceman Cometh" episode from season 2, and every now and then you get some decent action scenes with Japanese fighters or various sorts (uniformly called Zero's). 

247 244 SHUT UP ALL OF YOU Shit, I thought that was code for "new thread up"...sigh.

248

Caterpiller to lay off 1/3 of Belgium workforce.

220 comments in and nobody has picked this low-hanging fruit?

 

 

Well,    it's BELGIUM.     I didn't think the Belgians even knew what a Caterpillar was, let alone how to build one.   They're nancyboy Europeans.   *wrinkles nose*      Eww, stinky.

249 Baby Imma Want You . . .

250

231Still not snowing here in SE PA. And we're supposed to have a high of 37 or so, so I'm not sure how this mini snowpocalypse is supposed to be a snowpocalypse.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 06, 2013 09:09 AM (6zgse)

----

And still my shiny snowblower awaits a chance to pop its cherry in Delco.

251 Anyone who's jonesing for 1970's TV drama's can check out "Black Sheep Squadron" (known as"Baa Baa Black Sheep" in its first season) on YouTube. I'm still collecting royalties.

252 Seriously, did you get one of the new turntables that feed through a USB, or did you use RCA cables and convert?

I have about 100 albums, and have been toying with converting them.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2013 09:08 AM (GsoHv)

About half of the ones I did were done with an old direct drive turntable with a Shure cartridge. My wife got me one of those that plugs into the USB input to your computer and I did the rest from it.  

I don't remember which ones I used to do those two albums. But I can tell you that the one from the USB drive were much easier to do.  And it came with software that allows you to split the songs so you do not have to lift the stylus and restart at every song.

If you are going to do it with an older (and presumably better turntable) you will have to have a sound card with an input and feed the output of your amp into the sound card. (can't plug the turntable straight into sound card)

253

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Posted by: CheChe v.7.0 at March 06, 2013 09:11 AM (feFL6) ]

 

Whoop, there it is.

254 This is for BCochran1981 and Jones in CO

http://en.musicplayon.com/play?v=352222

255 MWR, the t-shirt will read -
"I am a cross-gendered and sexually curious Crip who wants free birth-control!  Now give it!"

256

Luckily, I'm too pissed about how a scary Air Force uniform shut down a school.

 

Oh, for the love of - got a link, Mama?

257

Posted by: Blacksheep at March 06, 2013 08:57 AM (bS6uW)

 

 

Chavez had a skill for playing to the emotions of the left.

I don't think we should ignore that. (or we ignore it at our own peril.)

 

Consider that he'd ship heating oil up to the North East every few years as a "gift."  Yes we all recognize it as an obvious bribe to people to ignore his other..shenanigans.  But it created a sort of safe haven for the left to fall back on. (Sad though that may be.)

It's really just another form of bread and circuses, but it's an important form to be aware of.  Know you're enemy's attack strategy as it were. 

258 >>>What hump?

Posted by: Eye-gor at March 06, 2013 09:00 AM (SO2Q

Do not taunt the hump.  She'll get all flared up on hormones and we'll all be sorry.

259 Shit, just caught the end of a Dead End Kids movie on TCM. Featuring a 28-year old Ronald Reagan, I would've Tivo'd it if I'd known.

--

I saw it too.  Almost hit the DVR button, but it was already well into the movie.  I spent the time making my bed thinking of Ronnie and how he was one of the truly great Americans in modern history...and became deeply sad at realizing what we have become.  le sigh

260 CheChe, sorry the latest heart to heart with your daughter was just as sad as ever. Why, Republicans, why? (/sarc - that parody never gets old)
Me, I sat down with my son yesterday and explained the concept "useful idiots" because the news was showcasing Dennis Rodman's chummy visit with Kim Jong Un. He found the phrase, and the concept, amusing.

261 Oh, baby YOU... Got what I neeee-eed. But you say he's just a friend But you say he's just a friend OOOH BABY YOOOOUUUU...!

262

WHOOMP, there it is.

 

*sigh*

 

If I'm going to mix memes,    it would be nice if my fingers actually     typed    things correctly.      I blame the sequester.

263

http://preview.tinyurl.com/and6n6m

Link to the scary Air Force uniform story, hat tip phoenixgirl.

 

What assholes.

 

Remind me to scream in horror when my husband comes home.

264 I saw you... walking in the rain...

265 "I am a cross-gendered and sexually curious Crip who wants free birth-control! Now give it!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 06, 2013 09:16 AM (Cm7V/)

 

lol!  

 

Okay,  someone's got to make that into a lolcat.

266

Posted by: tHE hORSE wITH nO nAME at March 06, 2013 09:14 AM (3ZtZW)

 

Heh.  I think it was Dylan who said that song was about a kid who thinks he's taken acid.

267 Ben up with the VDH article from yesterday

268 Can't touch this: Basically what Kate Upton thinks about 99.999% of every man she encounters. Then again, as I always say, somehow, somewhere, there's a guy who's tired of shagging her.

269 The blindness of the lefttards is simply amazing.  All these "reflections" on Chavez as being a champion of the poor.  Bullshit.  He was a socialist dictator who amassed a $2 billion personal fortune.  He cares sooo much for the downtrodden.  Gave them a voice.  Yeah, sure. 

270 Chavez had a skill for playing to the emotions of the left.
I don't think we should ignore that. (or we ignore it at our own peril.)

Consider that he'd ship heating oil up to the North East every few years as a "gift." Yes we all recognize it as an obvious bribe to people to ignore his other..shenanigans. Butit created a sort of safe haven for theleft to fall back on. (Sad though that may be.)
It's really just another form of bread and circuses, but it's an important form to be aware of. Know you'reenemy's attack strategyas it were.

Posted by: tsrblke at March 06, 2013 09:17 AM (GaqMa)

Hmmm who else does that sound like? Bribing people (he give us phones) and playing to the left's emotions. Hmmmmm

271

proof that evil is real and walks among us...

"If you like Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
Ifyou're not into yoga
If you have half a brain
If you'd like making love atmidnight
In the dunes on the Cape
Then I'm the love that you've looked for
Write to me and escape."

 

272 Pretty sure this was probably written during the Carter Administration...or very shortly thereafter. Amazing how you might think it was written...well...tomorrow. http://bit.ly/106gYeX The Circle Jerks, When The Shit Hits The Fan, from the Repo Man Soundtrack. Enjoy Jello Biafra's shout-out to 5lb blocks of Government cheese.

273 And still my shiny snowblower awaits a chance to pop its cherry in Delco. Thank you for that purchase and doing your part to prevent snowfall in the area. I remember my first 4wd truck purchase. It took something like eight years before I actually needed to pop it into 4wd because of snow.

274

Someone left the cake out in the rain

I don't think that I can take it

'cause it took so long to bake it

And I'll never have that recipe again...

 

 

(I can't believe we've come this far in the "awful song" meme without mentioning this old chestnut.   I blame   the sequester.    And myself.    But mostly the sequester.)

275

I am thankful that I live somewhere where Air Force, Army and Navy uniforms are common and appreciated.

 

And I'm sure people in hunting camo are in the schools almost daily.

 

Got some pictures printed at Walgreens and they had large, almost poster size pics to show you what they could make...2-3 of them were of hunters posing with their deer.

276 Gah.  Off, Boone sock.

277
"She was only 16, only 16, but I loved her so"

278 proof that evil is real and walks among us...

---

We disagree.

279

"If you like Pina Coladas

And getting caught in the rain

Ifyou're not into yoga

If you have half a brain

If you'd like making love atmidnight

In the dunes on the Cape

Then I'm the love that you've looked for

Write to me and escape."

 

 

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at March 06, 2013 09:20 AM (SO2Q

 

 

 

You know, I've never noticed it before, but     this song could easily be the world's first Craigslist     ad.

280 Who let the dogs out {woof, woof, woof, woof} Who let the dogs out {woof, woof, woof, woof} Who let the dogs out {woof, woof, woof, woof} Who let the dogs out {woof, woof, woof, woof}

281 Are we really going to become a society that will pee our pants and freak out every time we are forecast to receive snowfall in areas in which snowfall is expected, such as the NE?

282 Muskrat Susie, Muskrat Sam Do the jitterbug out in muskrat land And they shimmy And Sammy's so skinny And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed Singin' and jingin' the jango Floatin' like the heavens above It looks like muskrat love

283 277 "She was only 16, only 16, but I loved her so" Posted by: Bob Menendez at March 06, 2013 09:22 AM (eyJh9) You're sixteen, you're available (cheap) and you're mine...

284 Delta Dawn, what's that flower you have on

285 Re: scary Air Force uniform story, is it me, or does it seem like the Left is working overtime to generate mass hysteria over school shooting with all of these overreactions? They're really f*cking with kids' emotions with all of these OMG!!pop-tart guns and imaginary grenades!! Defcon 1!!! freak-outs.

286 "She was only 16, only 16, but I loved her so"

Posted by: Bob Menendez at March 06, 2013 09:22 AM (eyJh9)

More like the Rolling Stones, 'Stray Cat Blues'  

I can see that you're fifteen years old
No I don't want your I.D.

You look so rest-less and you're so far from home
But it's no hanging matter
It's no capital crime

287 As Venezuela begins a new chapter in its history, the Supreme Uberpresident for Life of the People's Republic of the Middle United States remains committed to policies that promote ignorant and unprincipled masses attempting democratic principles, the rule of law is whatever elite leaders say it is, and respect for human entitlements when it suits our purposes. (The first draft before the Irony Improvers rewrite.)

288 "She was only 16, only 16, but I loved her so"

Posted by: Bob Menendez at March 06, 2013 09:22 AM (eyJh9)

 

*SHUDDER*   You would, Bobby.

 

BTW, among the creepiest songs ever written...

 

"She's just sixteen years old;

'Leave her alone,' they say..."

 

 

289

>>this song could easily be the world's first Craigslist ad.

 

Hey, stop making me laugh when I'm really mad.

 

Snort.

 

I wonder how many times people have posted the song as a Craigslist ad.

 

And how many people responded cuz they thought it sounded nice.

290

You're sixteen,  You're beautiful, And you're mine!

291 Fly robin, fly... Fly robin, fly... Fly robin, fly... Up, up to the sky... Fahn, fahn, fahn mit die Autobahn...

292 Re: scary Air Force uniform story, is it me, or does it seem like the Left is working overtime to generate mass hysteria over school shooting with all of these overreactions? They're really f*cking with kids' emotions with all of these OMG!!pop-tart guns and imaginary grenades!! Defcon 1!!! freak-outs.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2013 09:25 AM (QEUX+)

 

All  part of the    plan.     We must feed the narrative, and the spice must flow.

293 Mama AJ, I just found ABU pants, blouse, and even the ABU jacket on eBay.

Here are the pants - http://tinyurl.com/aa8vzqx

294 I guess it's never too early for a dive-for-the-dashboard tune thread.

295 281 Are we really going to become a society that will pee our pants and freak out every time If someone's motto was "never let a crisis go to waste", I can see why they'd want the entire nation's hysteria meter pegged to eleventy...practically at all times...and over shit as insignificant as is humanly possible.

296

>>They're really f*cking with kids' emotions

 

All about control or they are really so effing stupid they are afraid of Poptarts?

 

Yes.

297

She was just seventeen,

 

You know what I mean,

 

And the way she looked, was way beyond  compare . . .

298 CARACAS (Reuters) - Grieving and stunned supporters of deceased Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez took to the streets on Tuesday weeping, chanting slogans and vowing to continue their hero's revolution.






Venezuela's FSA mourns

299

Hey, stop making me laugh when I'm really mad.

 

We've all gotta laugh!  :-D  

 

But I share your anger.    Christ, it's ridiculous when a MILITARY UNIFORM is suddenly a terrifying    thing worthy of generating mass hysteria.  

300 281 Are we really going to become a society that will pee our pants and freak out every time we are forecast to receive snowfall in areas in which snowfall is expected, such as the NE? Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 06, 2013 09:24 AM (6zgse) Sitz-pinkler Nation.

301
"Hot Child in the City"

302

>>, I just found ABU pants, blouse, and even the ABU jacket on eBay.

 

I just found some...and they're INSIDE THE HOUSE!!

 

(faints)

303

CARACAS (Reuters) - Grieving and stunned supporters of deceased Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez took to the streets on Tuesday weeping, chanting slogans and vowing to continue their hero's revolution.

 

 

Cute that Reuters should choose to focus on the dead bastard's SUPPORTERS,    not his many celebratory detractors.   

 

But there's no bias in the media!

304 301 "Hot Child in the City" Posted by: Bob Menendez at March 06, 2013 09:29 AM (eyJh9) The kids are alright (AL-RIGHT!!!!)

305

I just found some...and they're INSIDE THE HOUSE!!

 

lol!

 

Hey!   Now who's making who laugh?  

306 Mama AJ I am saying that military type uniforms can be purchased by civilians.  So when its hard to tell the real military from the wanna-be posers...  and there are kids involved.

307 Why's everybody gotta hate? We're just Livin La Vida Loca!

308 craigslist? hmmmm. (SF Bay Area) ------- Used sex toys for sale - mw4mw I have the following pre-owned adult toys for immediate sale: Three-speed Vibrator with adjustable head, works great but rotator is slightly jammed with hair. $25 4 size small and extra small butt-plugs. I moved up the size rather quick so they are barely used and in perfect shape. $4 each 3 half eaten edible panties, size XXL. Flavors: virgin strawberry, smooth Irish cream, and backdoor fudge. $2.50 each Soft rubber life-like (cock with balls) black dildo. The paint is slightly worn off at the tip but otherwise works great. $10 2 size extra small cock rings. $3 each or $5 for both. 1 set of glass anal beads. These beads have been used a lot so they are extra smooth! $8. 1 white leather sex swing, made in England. Slightly stained at the edges of leg straps. $25 Deep anal metal sphere mini-vibrator. The metal casing is slightly bent due to emergency retrieval surgery, but still vibrates perfectly well. $5

309 Am I the only one who hears the opening chords of "Rihannon"     or    "Gypsy" by Fleetwood Mac and dives for that radio tuner faster than a welfare queen on loose change   in the gutter?

310 Uh oh BCochran got a date with a a cosplayer named Lola and took an Ambien.  He just woke up in the bathtub.  Encased in ice and an ache in his side. 

311

Sorry, Anna, coffee plus anger and no breakfast is making me punchy.

312

Posted by: RWC at March 06, 2013 09:31 AM (fWAjv)

 

The most disturbing part    of that ad    is     the   pair of      "half eaten" edible panties.

 

When       used anal beads and butt plugs AREN'T the most disturbing part of your Craigslist ad,    congratulations,   it's time to call the folks at Guinness World Records.

313 310 Uh oh BCochran got a date with a a cosplayer named Lola and took an Ambien. He just woke up in the bathtub. Encased in ice and an ache in his side. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 06, 2013 09:32 AM (Cm7V/) HAHAHAHAHA. Holy shit. Lmao

314 It's okay Mama AJ.  I am not saying the school might have gone bonkers.  But I see way too many civilians wearing surplus military uniforms.  Luckily most of those posers are harmless and easy to ID since their hair is not regulation.  But in the BDU days there was one guy who forgot to sanitize his uniforms, USAF type, before putting them surplus and another guy bought them and almost got on a base.

315 "Homeland Security design requirements specify that its Predator B drones “shall be capable of identifying a standing human being at night as likely armed or not” and must be equipped with “interception” systems capable of reading cell phone signals.
http://tinyurl.com/aryg674

316 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 06, 2013 09:34 AM (4df7R) The vibrator rotating head clogged with hair is a nice touch. And I would like to believe that this is a BS listing, I am really 50/50. I've seen the pics of the Folsom Street Festival .

317 >Am I the only one who hears the opening chords of "Rihannon" or "Gypsy" by Fleetwood Mac and dives


everybody has their own personal earbombs- my short list includes Queen, Journey, Billy Joel, Styx, and Journey again

318 Nah the cake topper is the item that is slightly bent and had to be surgically removed.  But still works.

319 318 Nah the cake topper is the item that is slightly bent and had to be surgically removed. But still works. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 06, 2013 09:39 AM (Cm7V/) Those things are very fragile and easy to bend. Wait. I mean. A friend told me. Shut up.

320 Noodle open thread from BenK, trapped in Snowmageddon.

321 68 Heritage could never do it justice like this: http://bit.ly/XOLVnu

Levin is wrong:

(1) He says the snow is just an excuse, that leadership moved to essentially silence voters: The idea of moving the vote to today due to the "Snowquester" has been discussed since at least Monday. Additionally, a major hearing has been cancelled and others have been moved. Furthermore, the bill was roughly outlined in the press prior to this week and was released early this week.  

3/4/13: @rebeccagberg  @nielslesniewski Per House aide: "Looking at Thursday but we're staying flexible on schedule because of possible weather."

2/27/13, "Key House conservatives say they can support measure to fund the government"- http://bit.ly/VNKS7K

3/6/13: @ChadPergram Federal gov't in DC is closed due to the pending snowstorm. But the House is still scheduled to meet to debate CR to avoid gov't shutdown.

(2) He completely ignored the fact that the Ds are discussing whether to remove the sequester cuts or prioritize non-defense discretionary spending over defense spending.

(3) He claims that any House R who votes for this bill wants ObamaCare: I am sure that there are Rs who secretly want ObamaCare. That said, equating realism with this secret desire is wrong. After losing National Federation of Independent v. Sebelius, our best chance to repeal ObamaCare was winning the election and having the states reject the Medicaid expansion. As for the House, the SCOAMT is not going to completely repeal ObamaCare due to a government shutdown, so they need to adopt a piecemeal approach. Attempting to repeal the IPAB would be a good start.

322 Wife accidentally heard the ABC radio news yesterday. She says they played Chavez at the UN (translator, anyway) calling Bush a devil. That was their Chavez coverage. Bush! Devil! Lest we forget! I really despise the All Barack Company and all their foul cohorts.

323 I have a memo that says I can take out anyone who quotes 80's music that was stupid then and stupider now.  If this song shit keeps up I'm smokin' some reefer and checking out for the day. Or I might get mad and order a drone strike on someone. I can do that, you know.  Screw the damn Constitution anyway.  You want some Fourth amendment rights?  I got your fucking Fourth Amendment rights right here citizens!  I want Cake Girl.

324 Let me retry that- Heritage could never do it justice like this: http://bit.ly/XOLVnu

Levin is wrong, and here is why:

(1) He says the snow is just an excuse, that leadership moved to essentially silence voters: The idea of moving the vote to today due to the "Snowquester" has been discussed since at least Monday. Additionally, a major hearing has been cancelled and others have been moved. Furthermore, the bill was roughly outlined in the press prior to this week and was released early this week.

3/4/13: @rebeccagberg @nielslesniewski Per House aide: "Looking at Thursday but we're staying flexible on schedule because of possible weather."

2/27/13: "Key House conservatives say they can support measure to fund the government"- http://bit.ly/VNKS7K

3/6/13: @ChadPergram Federal gov't in DC is closed due to the pending snowstorm. But the House is still scheduled to meet to debate CR to avoid gov't shutdown.

(2) He completely ignored the fact that the Ds are discussing whether to remove the sequester cuts or prioritize non-defense discretionary spending over defense spending.

(3) He claims that any House R who votes for this bill wants ObamaCare: I am sure that there are Rs who secretly want ObamaCare. That said, equating realism with this secret desire is wrong. After losing National Federation of Independent v. Sebelius, our best chance to repeal ObamaCare was winning the election and having the states reject the Medicaid expansion. As for the House, the SCOAMT is not going to completely repeal ObamaCare due to a government shutdown, so they need to adopt a piecemeal approach. Attempting to repeal the IPAB would be a good start.

325 Aaaaaand all the kewl kidz move on to the hot new threads. mooooooo.... away we go...

326 @AndrewStilesNRO @LorenAdler  CBO gives a good quick explanation of the House GOP CR: http://cbo.gov/sites/default/files/cbofiles/attachments/Ryan_Sequester_CR.pdfÂ…

327 Bitches  please.  Don't  make  me  tiptoe  through  the  tulips  again.

328 Hmmm who else does that sound like? Bribing people (he give us phones) and playing to the left's emotions. Hmmmmm

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 06, 2013 09:20 AM (1Jaio)

 

 

I don't have to point out the obvious to y'all do it?