April 25, 2013
— Gabriel Malor Happy Thursday.
Lawmakers from both parties are in talks to exempt themselves and their staffs from having to join Obamacare health exchanges. Being forced to use the Obamacare exchanges would lead to a "brain drain" on Capitol Hill, these lawmakers say, because they're too expensive. I believe the first part of any rational response to this proposal has to begin: "Fuck you, you fucking fucks."
Officials say Dzhokhar Tsarnaev confessed before he was informed of his rights. Whether or not those statements are admissible at trial is going to depend on several other factors. Also, the statements would be admissible if Tsarnaev repeated them or expanded upon them after he was Mirandized. No one's really worried about getting a conviction in this case.
Animal rights "activists," accurately referred to as terrorists, ransacked a lab in Italy and set back research for treating autism and other disorders by years. I believe the first part of any rational response to this act has to begin: "Fuck you, you fucking fucks."
Ron and Rand Paul are reportedly pressuring Rep. Justin Amash not to run for the Senate. Apparently, they see a bright future for him in the House. In semi-related news, the Democratic AG of Kentucky, Jack Conway, who lost to Sen. Paul, says he won't run against Sen. McConnell, blames Puffy McPuffyface for the Democrats' trouble finding a candidate to run.
Rhode Island will become the 10th state to legalize gay marriage. Yesterday, the state senate passed such a law, with all of the state's GOP senators voting in favor of it. The law goes back to the House for technical corrections (the House already passed it last month) and then on to the Gov. Lincoln Chafee's desk. If you want to know how the law came about in spite of opposition from the president, majority leader and Judiciary Committee chairman of the state senate -- all of whom could have stopped the bill from proceeding to a vote -- Josh Barro explains.
They just opened a hundred-year time capsule in Oklahoma. Here's photos of what was inside.
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Posted by: Vic at April 25, 2013 02:53 AM (53z96)
House lawmakers pull immigration to the right
IOW, they are going to sell us out. I expected this.
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Posted by: Stu-22 at April 25, 2013 03:01 AM (k4bdL)
Gods forbid they ever see "300." I want to see the bill they present to Iran.
Posted by: comatus at April 25, 2013 03:01 AM (qaVK+)
Fuck you, you fucking f--- oh, wait a minute. Misfire.
Shit is dangerous.
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Posted by: Vic at April 25, 2013 06:56 AM (53z96)
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So basically, you'd need to pass a background check to buy f-ing small-scale retail fireworks. Got it. Brilliant plan, Frankie. That'll show us.
Posted by: Stu-22 at April 25, 2013 03:07 AM (k4bdL)
Posted by: rickl at April 25, 2013 03:08 AM (sdi6R)
Morning, Horde.
I had a few too many Old Fashioneds last night, so no story today, just a link.
If you’ve dabbled in Hollywood history to any extent, you’ve most likely come across a picture of Sophia Loren and Jayne Mansfield during a 1957 party at the restaurant of “Prince” Mike Romanoff.* Mansfield, in a very low-cut dress, is smiling, while Loren gives her a sidelong glare, a mixture of shock and embarrassment.
HereÂ’s a link to more photos from that infamous night, including a bodacious shot of the marvelous Miss MansfieldÂ’s mountainous mammae:
http://tinyurl.com/anfqf9d
Hope you all have a wonderful and hangover-free day.
*Romanoff insisted he was a member of the Russian ruling dynasty, and most of Hollywood cheerfully went along with the pretense.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 25, 2013 03:09 AM (SjUPQ)
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Even we wouldn't touch that.
Posted by: Cannibals and Necrophages Amalgamated Union, Local 232 at April 25, 2013 03:10 AM (k4bdL)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2013 03:10 AM (d0Dmj)
24 26 Best use of an expletive as a noun, verb and adjective in one sentence, and twice in one post.
Posted by: Liberty Lover at April 25, 2013 03:11 AM (eQ4W/)
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Posted by: Vic at April 25, 2013 06:56 AM (53z96)
It's even funnier than that: Pederast reeking of cat piss and mildew submits bill by senile fuck who is too addled to find his way to work.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 25, 2013 03:11 AM (4pFVG)
A TV captioning service has apologized for misidentifying “New Girl” star Zooey Deschanel as one of the Boston Marathon bombing suspects on a Texas news broadcast.
But let's keep an eye on her, just to make sure.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 25, 2013 03:12 AM (kdS6q)
in "someone left on the irony" news...the EUtopian experiment is there to cool precisely these games....
nice cohesion EUros remind me again how EUtopia is better than America....
even on the verge of a split America is better than your asses
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 25, 2013 03:12 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: J at April 25, 2013 03:13 AM (3GsRm)
Consumerist: Walmart Worker Allegedly Prostituted Himself In Store Bathroom During Breaks.
http://tinyurl.com/cke3rt6
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 25, 2013 03:14 AM (kdS6q)
Fuglitano says she and Obama will decide what the law is. I guess so as long as congress lets then get away with it.
Which is why I said the other day that there will never be a revolution. The Founding Fathers would already have started shooting.
Us? Blog posts.
The rest? South Beach Tow
We're doomed. Embrace the nihilsm.
Oh, and fuck you, you fucking fucks Nappy and Gaylord.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 25, 2013 03:15 AM (zF6Iw)
Or not. "Fuck you, you fucking fucks," as a wise man once said.
Posted by: Stu-22 at April 25, 2013 03:16 AM (k4bdL)
Can somebody explain the logic of this dumb bill? What's the eight-dimensional chess on trying to save this shit sandwich while the Dems pledge to oppose it?
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk
#MakingLifeWork
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 25, 2013 03:16 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at April 25, 2013 03:17 AM (feFL6)
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Posted by: Thorvald at April 25, 2013 03:20 AM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: Marco Rubio at April 25, 2013 03:22 AM (JHNMj)
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Posted by: Thorvald at April 25, 2013 03:27 AM (1V6Pv)
today is not forever...
had to make a cameo at the shop my relatively apolitical good time Charlie manager type was enraged at kermy G's trial....
Revolutions require a critical mass of disaffection with the power base.
It's coming
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 25, 2013 03:27 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: Marco Rubio at April 25, 2013 03:27 AM (JHNMj)
Posted by: Thorvald at April 25, 2013 03:28 AM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: Thorvald at April 25, 2013 03:29 AM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 25, 2013 03:30 AM (/gHaE)
Posted by: BornLib at April 25, 2013 03:30 AM (zpNwC)
Posted by: Opus An Arcus at April 25, 2013 03:30 AM (teYPd)
Posted by: Tsar Nicholas II at April 25, 2013 03:30 AM (r2PLg)
Posted by: WTP at April 25, 2013 03:32 AM (xVT49)
Posted by: SurferDoc at April 25, 2013 03:33 AM (6H6FZ)
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 25, 2013 03:35 AM (eyJh9)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 25, 2013 03:36 AM (XYSwB)
correct...Boehner is slowly but happily undoing every principled thing I believed made us different than the fucking asshole mules.
Insider trading?
No problem
Exempted from the retardation we force you serfs to labor under?
It's a given
fuck the Congressional assholes
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 25, 2013 03:37 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 25, 2013 03:38 AM (XYSwB)
Posted by: Thorvald at April 25, 2013 03:38 AM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at April 25, 2013 03:39 AM (V3kRK)
Nah this is a "good Boner" moment from their PoV as it takes destroying Ogabecare further off the table
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 25, 2013 03:39 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth at April 25, 2013 03:40 AM (Hsgnv)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2013 03:40 AM (d0Dmj)
Will Obama raise taxes elsewhere to make up the shortfall caused by his sabotage of the system?
Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at April 25, 2013 03:42 AM (a5ljo)
Also, I think the guy is a terrorist. Why else would he be interested in moving around all of the time?
Posted by: Miss Marple at April 25, 2013 03:42 AM (GoIUi)
Posted by: jim at April 25, 2013 03:42 AM (VwhRo)
Posted by: mallfly at April 25, 2013 03:43 AM (jDjlM)
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 25, 2013 03:44 AM (eyJh9)
Posted by: real joe at April 25, 2013 03:44 AM (PD2ad)
it is going to be STUNNING!
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 25, 2013 03:46 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: DangerGirl at April 25, 2013 03:46 AM (wzmJ0)
Posted by: Miss Marple at April 25, 2013 03:47 AM (GoIUi)
Posted by: GOP NUTLESS MONKIES at April 25, 2013 03:49 AM (V97CL)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 25, 2013 03:49 AM (XYSwB)
Posted by: Thorvald at April 25, 2013 03:50 AM (1V6Pv)
Hello background checks for ammo.
Posted by: GMan at April 25, 2013 03:50 AM (sxq57)
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at April 25, 2013 03:50 AM (FsUAO)
every bit of bitching mewling and whining they did about Ashcroft was projection....
"pre-emptive guilt" it's what donks have for dinner
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 25, 2013 03:50 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: comatus at April 25, 2013 03:51 AM (qaVK+)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 25, 2013 03:51 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at April 25, 2013 03:51 AM (FsUAO)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 25, 2013 03:51 AM (XYSwB)
Also, I think the guy is a terrorist. Why else would he be interested in moving around all of the time?
Posted by: Miss Marple at April 25, 2013 07:42 AM (GoIUi)
She had to pay 100k of her own fucking jack to get her son back since the eunuchs in the State Dept had even less regard for her plight than they did Christopher Stevens.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 25, 2013 03:52 AM (4pFVG)
Posted by: Andy at April 25, 2013 03:52 AM (OZPoa)
Fuck 'em let 'em go down this road....
the longer they keep this in the news the more retarded the media gets on "hearts for Dzhoker"
at a minimum we'll have a better clue of how fucktard stupid we are as a people
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 25, 2013 03:52 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: Baldy at April 25, 2013 03:53 AM (opS9C)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2013 03:53 AM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 25, 2013 03:53 AM (piMMO)
I imagine there are depths of disgust I have yet to reach when I think of our government, but I don't see how I could think any worse of them. What a putrid assortment of disease-ridden vermin.
I want that divorce agreement that guy wrote a few years ago! The libs can keep everyone and everything in D.C.
Posted by: jj at April 25, 2013 03:53 AM (gWO5X)
I mean, technically it's true, but with the sashay and bows in their hair, and the way their humans carry them around, it's an embarrassment to real dogs.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 25, 2013 03:54 AM (BeSEI)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 25, 2013 03:54 AM (OevbG)
Now we hear that Speedbump's brother was unarmed during the last 'firefight (via Drudge.)
One, how can it be a firefight if only one side is armed. Kinda takes the whole fight thing out of the equation.
And two, the police breathlessly informed us that shitstain tried to take the 'cowards way out' by trying to off himself with a bullet to the mouth during that final fusillade. I am sick of these fucking fucks lying to us. What else that the authoritahs told us that isnt true?
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my Hate cannot be found) at April 25, 2013 03:54 AM (ial2b)
well Liberace is in heaven....we're here in hell I'm pretty sure his gaze is on FABULOUS but yeah Liberace had flair
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 25, 2013 03:54 AM (LRFds)
Mueller is treading a fine line, because you know Obama would like to get rid of him and appoint some complete Marxist/Muslim Brotherhood flunky.
Posted by: Miss Marple at April 25, 2013 03:55 AM (GoIUi)
The first liberal who sits in the chair?
Use saline instead of Novocaine.
That should bring a smile to your face.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2013 03:55 AM (/WLC3)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 25, 2013 03:55 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: Miss Marple at April 25, 2013 03:56 AM (GoIUi)
I want to know what he knows:
Where did the weapons come from?
Where did the explosives come from?
Where did the money come from?
Where did the bomb-making skills come from?
Did he have any accomplices (other than his "speed bump" of a brother)?
Who did they discuss the plot with?
Who are his friends and acquaintances?
What did his brother do on his visit to Russia?
Who did he see there?
What other mayhem did he and his brother plan?
How did they plan to accomplish that?
And so on, and so on...
This shitstain's only value to anyone is as a source of intelligence. After all of that has been extracted from him the worthless husk that remains can be turned over to Kermit Gosnell for a 66th trimester abortion.
Posted by: Nighthawk at April 25, 2013 03:56 AM (OtQXp)
Posted by: Eric Cartman: Authoritah Czar at April 25, 2013 03:57 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2013 03:57 AM (0oG8l)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2013 03:57 AM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: Eric Cartman: Authoritah Czar at April 25, 2013 03:58 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 25, 2013 07:53 AM (piMMO)
When Stedman the chinless shitstain visited the JEF last Friday morning, I'm sure a lot of strategery for dealing with this was put in place.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 25, 2013 03:58 AM (4pFVG)
Posted by: real joe at April 25, 2013 03:58 AM (PD2ad)
April 25th, at 1 pm, there will be a rally at the Indiana statehouse on the third floor atrium to support HB1427, that will put a pause on the Common Core standards. If you have the day off, please join us! Also, don't forget to call your Representative at 317-232-9600 and ask him/her to support HB1427."
Posted by: Cicero Kid at April 25, 2013 03:59 AM (xA8Em)
You could say the same thing about france: it's pretty, and has a fascinating history, so if it wasn't all full of french people.....
Posted by: BurtTC at April 25, 2013 03:59 AM (BeSEI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2013 03:59 AM (0oG8l)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 25, 2013 03:59 AM (XYSwB)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2013 04:00 AM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 25, 2013 07:35 AM (eyJh9)
Smokes, tans, golf and alcohol, my friend...oh yeah, and sometimes I cry because I can't believe I get paid for this job!!!...BWAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!
Posted by: BONER! at April 25, 2013 04:00 AM (ujrve)
Posted by: real joe at April 25, 2013 04:00 AM (PD2ad)
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 25, 2013 04:01 AM (eyJh9)
Posted by: Thorvald at April 25, 2013 04:01 AM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 25, 2013 04:02 AM (JDIKC)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 25, 2013 04:03 AM (piMMO)
So now I shall wash my fingers out with soap, and go to work as my penance.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 25, 2013 04:04 AM (BeSEI)
Posted by: The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth at April 25, 2013 04:05 AM (Hsgnv)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 25, 2013 04:05 AM (XYSwB)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2013 04:05 AM (0oG8l)
Posted by: Thorvald at April 25, 2013 04:06 AM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: comatus at April 25, 2013 04:06 AM (qaVK+)
Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at April 25, 2013 04:06 AM (feFL6)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 25, 2013 08:02 AM (JDIKC)
Ah, the tender sensibilities of EOJ.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2013 04:07 AM (/WLC3)
Posted by: real joe at April 25, 2013 04:07 AM (PD2ad)
That's fuckin' Goofy! Get it?
But seriously let's get back to burying this dead guy.
Posted by: joey biden at April 25, 2013 04:07 AM (mGBy8)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 25, 2013 04:10 AM (rlsYF)
Posted by: spypeach at April 25, 2013 04:10 AM (6xG9/)
Posted by: BlearyTruth at April 25, 2013 04:12 AM (sYLzD)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2013 04:13 AM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: Marco Rubio at April 25, 2013 04:13 AM (JHNMj)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2013 04:13 AM (0oG8l)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 25, 2013 07:09 AM (SjUPQ)
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I always thought Loren's expression was more of sizing up the competition. As in: mamma mia, I the one who supposed to have-a the bigga bresses!
Posted by: kallisto at April 25, 2013 04:14 AM (jm/9g)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 25, 2013 04:15 AM (JDIKC)
So congress is worried about a possible "brain drain."
Good. Can't be any worse than what we have now in congress.
Posted by: ExSnipe at April 25, 2013 04:16 AM (PBm/l)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2013 04:16 AM (0oG8l)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 25, 2013 04:16 AM (XYSwB)
there you go EoJ get the motor cranked up bud....
see the first Fuck grinds rough but by the third it is like a well oiled, lubrictaed Reggie Love/Barky love piston
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 25, 2013 04:16 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: ChrisyBlinky, Sarcastic, Radicalized Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 25, 2013 04:17 AM (baL2B)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Please? at April 25, 2013 04:17 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 25, 2013 04:18 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: Marco Rubio at April 25, 2013 04:18 AM (JHNMj)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 25, 2013 04:18 AM (XYSwB)
Posted by: RWC at April 25, 2013 04:19 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Miss Marple at April 25, 2013 04:19 AM (GoIUi)
Since the subject of Liberace has come up, there's a good biography of him by Darden Pyron, Liberace: An American Boy. I read it a number of years ago, so I don't remember all the details, but it struck me as being balanced and sympathetic.
And if I don't get too hammered over the weekend, on Monday I'll tell you about Liberace's film debut, Sincerely Yours.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 25, 2013 04:19 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 25, 2013 08:15 AM (JDIKC)
I believe the only rational response to that starts with "Fuck you you fucking fucks!"
(Good morning EoJ, please don't kill me.)
Posted by: tsrblke at April 25, 2013 04:20 AM (GaqMa)
>>>I was just making an observation, assholes. Not a fucking judgment.
I don't know if this is the place for me
Posted by: Redfaced Boatswain's Mate at April 25, 2013 04:21 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2013 04:21 AM (0oG8l)
Posted by: Miss Marple at April 25, 2013 04:21 AM (GoIUi)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 25, 2013 04:21 AM (piMMO)
That narcissistic bunch thinks they have the lock on intelligence. Dumb people too dumb to know it. ...'course we keep putting them in there.
Posted by: dogfish at April 25, 2013 04:22 AM (nsOJa)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2013 04:22 AM (0oG8l)
Posted by: Redfaced Boatswain's Mate
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Have you tried the barrel?
Posted by: Retread at April 25, 2013 04:22 AM (zxitI)
Posted by: spypeach at April 25, 2013 04:22 AM (6xG9/)
Anyone else want to see that little fuck's mother and every goddamn politician in Washington burn alongside him?
Edited for inclusion.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 25, 2013 04:22 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 25, 2013 04:23 AM (JDIKC)
That clip should be the ONLY thing a republican running in 2014 needs to run for a campaign ad.
Two years of actual real world pain should be enough
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 25, 2013 04:24 AM (/gHaE)
Man 'leaps' off top of Empire State Building... and lands one story below on observation deck
DailyMail
Douche.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 25, 2013 04:24 AM (kdS6q)
No one's really worried about getting a conviction in this case.
Allow me to quote from the learned professor William Ayers: "Guilty as sin, free as a bird." If this little bastard becomes a liability for the administration, he'll be shipped back to Chechnya so fast it'll make your head spin.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 25, 2013 04:24 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: dogfish at April 25, 2013 04:25 AM (nsOJa)
Posted by: DangerGirl at April 25, 2013 04:25 AM (9xhPY)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 25, 2013 04:25 AM (ZshNr)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 25, 2013 04:25 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: Gabriel Malor at April 25, 2013 04:25 AM (2Mp0c)
>>>Man 'leaps' off top of Empire State Building... and lands one story below on observation deck
Mulligan
Posted by: Bigby's Dyke-Plugging Finger at April 25, 2013 04:25 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: jackj at April 25, 2013 04:27 AM (k9JS9)
Yeah times like that I believe in "helping hands" style ministry
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 25, 2013 04:27 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 25, 2013 04:27 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: jackj at April 25, 2013 04:28 AM (k9JS9)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Please? at April 25, 2013 04:28 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: spypeach at April 25, 2013 04:28 AM (6xG9/)
So wife's still sorting out the foot problems from her genius move of sliding across the hardwood floors (and ending up with a splinter buried in her foot.)
Current thought is it's infected. (after the doc tried to remove the splinter with a scalpel.
I know a lot about the medical profession. Knowing about it is kinda what I do. But I learned a few things during this.
1) It is getting worse. The wife goes to the same practice I do. It's always been a big busy practice, a few years back they got bought out by a giant physicians group, nothing much changed. Then they got bought out by Mercy Hospital. And now things are getting worse.
At my annual Catholic Hospitals conference (Which still has netted me 0 job offers so I may stop going) I confirmed that Mercy is buying up anything remotely related to primary care hoping to form an ACO (oh joy!) even though (by the admission of several talks at the conference) no one really knows what an ACO looks like, how to build one, or what it should do.
BUT what Mercy does know how to do is totally fuck over a working physician's office. How do you do that? Well first you take the 8 person practice (which sees hundreds of patients per day) and remove it's scheduling to a central call center. Why? Who knows.
Then you take that call center and make it as FUCKING STUPID as humanly possible, so they can't do urgent appointments and instead force you off the line and delete the records of your call (this happened.)
Then you make support staff "interchangeable" so that some of the physicians aides are from different offices and don't know where shit is. (which is how we ended up with the scalpel I guess rather than a standard set of splinter tweezers).
The list goes on and on.
Meanwhile, we should have just spent the $100 fucking dollars and gone to the ER. It would have been much faster and this point probably cheaper. And maybe the person there would have been competent.
The theory of a working health system is that primary care docs are the "first line of response" that theory has usually held well for me. It's completely fallen apart here.
Posted by: tsrblke at April 25, 2013 04:28 AM (GaqMa)
You misspelled "nation"...
they pass amnesty I plan to be as zealous in following our laws as 40 million guys named Juan were....
fuck these politicians.
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 25, 2013 04:28 AM (LRFds)
Lawmakers from both parties are in talks to exempt themselves and their staffs from having to join Obamacare health exchanges. Being forced to use the Obamacare exchanges would lead to a "brain drain" on Capitol Hill, these lawmakers say, because they're too expensive. I believe the first part of any rational response to this proposal has to begin: "Fuck you, you fucking fucks."
I'm beginning to think that harassment of political staffs is going to be necessary. Shun anyone who works for Congress, down to the lowliest intern. Got a nephew who's working as a summer intern? Cut him off from your family unless he quits. Got a neighbor who works as a secretary? Ban your kids from playing with hers. Make it so unpleasant that they quit and that no one else dares to take the job.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 25, 2013 04:28 AM (lr3d7)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 25, 2013 04:28 AM (piMMO)
Furthermore, the government representative cannot guarantee that the jerk father will not re-enter the country and attempt to harm her. Because our crack border security apparently cannot keep one guy, who moved around a lot while here and makes trips to places like China and various countries in the Mideast, out of the country.
If I were her I would move and take the kids.
Posted by: Miss Marple at April 25, 2013 04:29 AM (GoIUi)
Posted by: real joe at April 25, 2013 04:29 AM (PD2ad)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 25, 2013 04:29 AM (ZshNr)
Posted by: perdogg at April 25, 2013 04:30 AM (oSdsj)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 25, 2013 07:59 AM (XYSwB)
__-
That pictorial was impressive. I liked the image of Sophia and Carlo having breakfast out on the loggia. Although most of the decor in the manse is a little de trop for my taste. I could see dedicating one or two of the fifty rooms to a gaudy baroque/rococo mess, but not most of it.
Her story is one for the books: from a ragtag childhood where every day was a fight for survival to the best that the world had to offer. Italy was the center of the international scene in the mid sixties.
Posted by: kallisto at April 25, 2013 04:30 AM (jm/9g)
>>>Good to know, I'll just let my mother know that she's a slave, I'm sure she'll be happy to hear it.
Job security. Always gotta have someone to do the heavy furniture moving
Posted by: Bigby's Dyke-Plugging Finger at April 25, 2013 04:30 AM (3ZtZW)
How on God's green earth could you miss this headline?
Nipple Tattoos Increase in Popularity in U.K.
http://tinyurl.com/b8rrtub
It's the Moron Lifestyle™ !
Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at April 25, 2013 04:30 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: MTF at April 25, 2013 04:30 AM (bDUMn)
Posted by: Miss Marple at April 25, 2013 08:29 AM (GoIUi)
FIFY
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2013 04:30 AM (/WLC3)
Posted by: mindful webworker's false-identity crisis at April 25, 2013 04:30 AM (1zmtP)
Posted by: jackj at April 25, 2013 04:31 AM (k9JS9)
136 Lotta foul language here this morning.
Sorry about that. We'll clean it up.
But first you will blow me!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 25, 2013 04:31 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 25, 2013 04:31 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at April 25, 2013 04:31 AM (EZkxd)
***
Did they have a 'style' section?
======
Police blotter.
Posted by: Retread at April 25, 2013 04:31 AM (zxitI)
Posted by: Bigby's Dyke-Plugging Finger at April 25, 2013 04:31 AM (3ZtZW)
On your second Irish coffee I see......
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2013 04:31 AM (/WLC3)
Posted by: MTF at April 25, 2013 04:31 AM (bDUMn)
Adulterers looking for a discreet location to cheat on their partner have named MortonÂ’s the Steakhouse as their restaurant of choice.
A survey by dating website for married people AshleyMadison.com has shown that the Chicago based steakhouse is a favourite for cheaters as they are dimly lit and often found in business districts close to hotels.
The website asked 42,890 of their members who stayed in major American cities to choose their top 10 venues.
10. Fleming's
9. Red Lobster
8. Outback Steakhouse
7. ChiliÂ’s
6. Del FuiscoÂ’s
5. Cheesecake Factory
4. P.F Chang's
3. HoustonÂ’s
2. RuthÂ’s Chris Steakhouse
1. MortonÂ’s the Steakhouse
DailyMail
Now I've got a craving for a slice of cheesecake. And some furtive hurried adultery.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 25, 2013 04:32 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: RWC at April 25, 2013 04:32 AM (fWAjv)
Manischewitz
I wanted to go low-rent today
Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at April 25, 2013 04:32 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: real joe at April 25, 2013 08:29 AM (PD2ad)
Yeah Gabe, I gotta second this one.
You don't have to read between the lines, it's in the article. "investigators were surprised when a magistrate judge and a representative from the U.S. Attorney's office entered the hospital room..."
Because I'm totally sure a magistrate judge was just itching to get involved in this case.
(And don't give me the bullshit of "well they had to arraign him." Dude isn't getting up and walking out the hospital. They could have charged him at any time.)
Frankly I don't think Miranda matters much, it sounds like they aren't too concerned about his confession from a prosecutorial standpoint as much as they wanted information for intel purposes.
Posted by: tsrblke at April 25, 2013 04:33 AM (GaqMa)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2013 04:34 AM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: RWC at April 25, 2013 04:34 AM (fWAjv)
"These concerns have not stopped nipple tattooing—or “tittooing,” as it has inevitably become known—from becoming the fastest-growing body-alteration trend in the U.K., with plastic surgeons, beauticians, and semipermanent-makeup artists all reporting a steady uptick in the numbers of women and men seeking “nip tats” for purely cosmetic reasons, unconnected to any breast surgery."
Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at April 25, 2013 04:35 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: Bigby's Dyke-Plugging Finger at April 25, 2013 04:35 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: waldo at April 25, 2013 04:35 AM (y2XjR)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Please? at April 25, 2013 04:35 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Miss Marple at April 25, 2013 08:29 AM (GoIUi)
I'd go as far off the grid as I could and not let anybody from our mooooslim loving feds know where the fuck I was. I wouldn't put anything past those cocksuckers.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 25, 2013 04:36 AM (4pFVG)
Thank you.
If you wouldn't mind just hanging around for another 15-20 minutes to pressure wash me when I get out, I'd really appreciate it.
Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at April 25, 2013 04:36 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 25, 2013 04:36 AM (zF6Iw)
Delurking just to observe that it's a fuck those fucking fucks kind of day.
Posted by: @JohnTant at April 25, 2013 04:37 AM (tVWQB)
Not so much, Empress.
See...the alextopia Department of Public Health will not let me back into the kitchen for at least 72 hours after the barrel. Hepatitis and all that, you know.
So....no brownies, blondies, lemon squares, seven-layer bars, chocolate chip cookies, snickerdoodles or cannoli for 72 hours.
Sorry.
Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at April 25, 2013 04:38 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: waldo at April 25, 2013 04:38 AM (y2XjR)
Now I've got a craving for a slice of cheesecake. And some furtive hurried adultery.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 25, 2013 08:32 AM (kdS6q)
There's a DelFrisco's on the waterfront in Boston, LDC. If you're in the area. . .
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 25, 2013 04:38 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: RWC at April 25, 2013 04:39 AM (fWAjv)
Decade Mr Tant..."decade'....
The fix is in, Boner doing this means he is making his peace with not having power. Only thing it accomplishes is taking away a club he was going to nail the Donks with.
Screw 'em.
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 25, 2013 04:39 AM (LRFds)
Thanks.
Hey! Wait! Where's the lube! You said there would be lube!
Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at April 25, 2013 04:39 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 25, 2013 04:39 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: DangerGirl at April 25, 2013 04:40 AM (6egmO)
Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at April 25, 2013 04:40 AM (JQuNB)
See...the alextopia Department of Public Health will not let me back into the kitchen for at least 72 hours after the barrel. Hepatitis and all that, you know.
So....no brownies, blondies, lemon squares, seven-layer bars, chocolate chip cookies, snickerdoodles or cannoli for 72 hours.
Sorry.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 25, 2013 08:38 AM (sbV1u)
Geeze,
You act like the only member of the horde who knows how to cook 
.
Posted by: tsrblke at April 25, 2013 04:40 AM (GaqMa)
Posted by: waldo at April 25, 2013 04:41 AM (y2XjR)
Posted by: Fucking Fucks at April 25, 2013 04:41 AM (o44nj)
Posted by: Marco Rubio at April 25, 2013 04:41 AM (JHNMj)
Posted by: Baldy at April 25, 2013 04:42 AM (opS9C)
Posted by: USA at April 25, 2013 04:42 AM (RIg+t)
I bet that was a painful surprise.
We need an anti-Darwin award -- for people who tried to off themselves and failed embarrassingly.
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 25, 2013 04:43 AM (/gHaE)
Posted by: redmonkey at April 25, 2013 04:43 AM (2R6mJ)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 25, 2013 04:43 AM (piMMO)
I am the only member of the horde who knows how to cook well Moreover, I have the only kitchen security clearance in alextopia. This isn't "cooking" you know. It is a complex combination of art, science, philosophy and engineering.
But hey....if you wanna take the chance that you'll get it wrong. Go for it.
I'm sure the Empress will be forgiving.
*ahem*
Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at April 25, 2013 04:43 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at April 25, 2013 04:44 AM (JQuNB)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 25, 2013 04:44 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Please? at April 25, 2013 04:44 AM (VtjlW)
Another fucking fuck moment - Harry Reid on the floor of the Senate comparing the Tea Party to anarchists and saying they aren't physically hurting people....directly.
Posted by: @JohnTant at April 25, 2013 04:45 AM (tVWQB)
Posted by: DangerGirl at April 25, 2013 04:45 AM (6egmO)
Posted by: zsasz at April 25, 2013 04:46 AM (MMC8r)
>>>Oh, and Windows 8 fucking sucks.
Why do people still use Windows? Its like voting GOP anymore.
Posted by: Bigby's Dyke-Plugging Finger at April 25, 2013 04:46 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Hans Gruber at April 25, 2013 04:47 AM (MSrqi)
Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at April 25, 2013 04:47 AM (JQuNB)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2013 04:47 AM (GFM2b)
Posted by: Hans Gruber at April 25, 2013 04:48 AM (MSrqi)
....fuck letting it burn.
It's time to actively burn it down
Posted by: Albie Damned at April 25, 2013 04:48 AM (Yhu4q)
Posted by: steveegg at April 25, 2013 04:48 AM (o44nj)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2013 04:48 AM (0oG8l)
Posted by: RWC at April 25, 2013 08:39 AM (fWAjv)
This entitled sack of shit unwittingly lets the fucking cat out of the bag with that line about how they're way past their fucking wish list and now cutting into what they really "need". IOW this pubic servant is owning up that they spend a shit load of public funds on fluff that isn't really needed and that now they're having to get serious about not squandering the public till. This is a campaign ad wrapped up with a bow if the party of stoopid wasn't committed to being a minority party forever.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 25, 2013 04:48 AM (4pFVG)
Posted by: Cicero Kid at April 25, 2013 04:48 AM (xA8Em)
Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at April 25, 2013 04:49 AM (JQuNB)
Solution? Get a google voice number in that area code.
Posted by: dogfish at April 25, 2013 04:49 AM (nsOJa)
a bic lighter and gaslighting kid......
the barrel ain't a barrel of fun or even monies it is a tube of woe...
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 25, 2013 04:49 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2013 04:50 AM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at April 25, 2013 04:50 AM (MSrqi)
Posted by: HR Puffin and Stuffin'' lil' Joey at April 25, 2013 04:50 AM (fWAjv)
IOW this pubic servant....
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 25, 2013 08:48 AM
I don't know if that was a typo or what, but "pubic servant" seems appropriate either way.
Posted by: @JohnTant at April 25, 2013 04:50 AM (tVWQB)
Posted by: cornelius at April 25, 2013 04:50 AM (Jsiw/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2013 04:51 AM (0oG8l)
Posted by: zsasz at April 25, 2013 04:51 AM (MMC8r)
>>>It's time to actively burn it down
Now you're talking. Past the awkward stage, past arguing. Just figure out how to do it and get on with it. I prefer the "Starve the Monkeys" approach, YMMV
Posted by: Bigby's Dyke-Plugging Finger at April 25, 2013 04:51 AM (3ZtZW)
See....I'm still confused as to how a doctor and a nurse who make serious bank, and live in a nice house in Rhode Island, are OK with their daughter and granddaughter taking welfare. Huh?
But hey...I guess that's just me and my krazeee Reich-wing, Catholic views on the duty of one's family....
"State officials confirmed to the newspaper late Tuesday that Tsarnaev, who was killed during a gun battle with police on Friday, was receiving benefits along with his wife, Katherine Russell Tsarnaev, and their 3-year-old daughter."
http://tinyurl.com/bgphgn3
Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at April 25, 2013 04:52 AM (sbV1u)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToWcEqQhnIU
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 25, 2013 04:53 AM (/gHaE)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2013 08:50 AM (9Bj8R)
I got used to it pretty fast.
I don't often go into the new start menu though, I do confess that.
Posted by: tsrblke at April 25, 2013 04:53 AM (GaqMa)
Posted by: somejoe at April 25, 2013 04:53 AM (SSWdi)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 25, 2013 04:53 AM (ZshNr)
Posted by: zsasz at April 25, 2013 08:51 AM (MMC8r)
In return for that service they don't bring up that dead intern business...
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 25, 2013 04:53 AM (4pFVG)
Posted by: mindful webworker remembers to change the nic. huh? at April 25, 2013 04:53 AM (uHgI5)
Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at April 25, 2013 04:53 AM (V3kRK)
It's easy - we're fascist anarchists. We're goose-stepping towards the halls of power in order to... leave people alone!
Posted by: chemjeff at April 25, 2013 04:54 AM (BBWjt)
Office of the Speaker
H-232 The Capitol
Washington, DC 20515
Phone: (202) 225-0600
Fax: (202) 225-5117
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2013 08:51 AM (0oG8l)
LOL. Do you really expect the apathetic milquetoast Republican's here to actually get up and do something? That's cute.
Posted by: Attila at April 25, 2013 04:54 AM (Cs2tJ)
No. But it's usually not an issue. The gasses in here are easily combustible.
Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at April 25, 2013 04:54 AM (sbV1u)
We have a secret sign too, at least for the women.....
A lilac bush.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2013 04:55 AM (/WLC3)
Posted by: Johnny Rotten at April 25, 2013 04:55 AM (MSrqi)
I missed that meme last night.
But I hope it means what I think it means.
Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at April 25, 2013 04:56 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 25, 2013 04:56 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: My surprised face at April 25, 2013 08:54 AM (lpL+J)
Six paragraphs...one is about gay marriage.
It's almost as if you have a hard-on for anything Gabe writes!
Ah...I see now....
A bit of compensation.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2013 04:56 AM (/WLC3)
A Marine's view of what is really going on
Message from a Recon Marine in Afghanistan:
From the Sand Pit...
It's freezing here. I'm sitting on hard cold dirt between rocks and
Shrubs at the base of the Hindu Kush Mountains, along the Dar'yoi Pomir River,
Watching a hole that leads to a tunnel that leads to a cave. Stake out,
My friend, and no pizza delivery for thousands of miles.
I also glance at the area around my ass every ten to fifteen seconds to
Avoid another scorpion sting. I've actually given up battling the
Chiggers and sand fleas, but the scorpions give a jolt like a cattle prod. Hurts
Like a bastard. The antidote tastes like transmission fluid, but God
Bless the Marine Corps for the five vials of it in my pack.
The one truth the Taliban cannot escape is that, believe it or not, they
Are human beings, which means they have to eat food and drink water. That
Requires couriers and that's where an old bounty hunter like me comes in
Handy. I track the couriers, locate the tunnel entrances and storage
Facilities, type the info into the handheld, shoot the coordinates up to the
Satellite link that tells the air commanders where to drop the hardware. We
Bash some heads for a while, then I track and record the new movement.
It's all about intelligence. We haven't even brought in the snipers yet.
These scurrying rats have no idea what they're in for. We are but days
Away from cutting off supply lines and allowing the eradication to begin.
But you know me, I'm a romantic. I've said it before and I'll say it
Again: This country blows, man. It's not even a country. There are no roads,
there's no infrastructure, there's no government. This is an
Inhospitable, rock pit shit hole ruled by eleventh century warring tribes. There
Are no jobs here, like we know jobs.
Afghanistan offers two ways for a man to support his family: join the
Opium trade, or join the army. That's it. Those are your options. Oh, I
Forgot, you can also live in a refugee camp and eat plum-sweetened, crushed
Beetle paste and squirt mud like a goose with stomach flu, if that's your
Idea of a party. But the smell alone of those 'tent cities of the walking
Dead is enough to hurl you into the poppy fields to cheerfully scrape
Bulbs for eighteen hours a day.
I've been living with these Tajiks, Uzbeks, and Turkmen. And even a
Couple of Pushtuns, for over a month-and-a-half now, and this much I can say
For sure: These guys, all of 'em, are Huns... Actual, living Huns... They
LIVE to fight. It's what they do. It's ALL they do. They have no respect
For anything, not for their families, nor for each other, nor for
Themselves. They claw at one another as a way of life. They play polo with dead
Calves and force their five-year-old sons into human cockfights to defend
The family honor. Huns, roaming packs of savage, heartless beasts who feed
On each other's barbarism. Cavemen with AK-47's. Then again, maybe I'm
Just cranky.
I'm freezing my ass off on this stupid hill because my lap warmer is
Running out of juice, and I can't recharge it until the sun comes up in a few
Hours. Oh yeah! You like to write letters, right? Do me a favor, Bizarre.
Write a letter to CNN and tell Wolf and Anderson and that awful, sneering,
Pompous Aaron Brown to stop calling the Taliban 'smart.' They are not
Smart. I suggest CNN invest in a dictionary because the word they are
Looking for is 'cunning.' The Taliban are cunning, like jackals, and hyenas, and
wolverines. They are sneaky and ruthless and, when confronted, cowardly.
They are hateful, malevolent parasites, who create nothing, and destroy
everything else. Smart. Pfft. Yeah, they're real smart.
They've spent their entire lives reading only one book (and not a very
good one, as books go), and consider hygiene and indoor plumbing to be
products of the devil. They're still figuring out how to work a Bic lighter.
Talking to a Taliban warrior about improving his quality of life is like
trying to teach an ape how to hold a pen; eventually he just gets
frustrated and sticks you in the eye with it. OK, enough. Snuffle will be up
soon, so I have to get back to my hole. Covering my tracks in the snow takes
a lot of practice, but I'm good at it.
Please, I tell you and my fellow Americans to turn off the TV sets and
move on with your lives. The story line you are getting from CNN and other
news agencies is utter bullshit, and designed not to deliver truth but
rather to keep you glued to the screen through the commercials. We've got this
one under control. The worst thing you guys can do right now is sit
around analyzing what we're doing over here, because you have no idea what
we're doing, and really, you don't want to know. We are your military, and we
are doing what you sent us here to do.
Saucy Jack
Recon Marine in Afghanistan
Semper Fi
"Freedom is not free... but the U.S. Marine Corps will pay most of your
share".
Posted by: chain mail at April 25, 2013 04:57 AM (I200m)
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at April 25, 2013 04:57 AM (FsUAO)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at April 25, 2013 04:57 AM (pYXiI)
So howÂ’s that immigration shit working for you?
Posted by: Vic at April 25, 2013 06:53 AM (53z96)
What immigration shit are you talking about, Vic? Immigration by children of a "political asylum" visa, or have we gone full on anti-immigrant?
Posted by: Extendo Man at April 25, 2013 04:57 AM (tRXnV)
But hey....if you wanna take the chance that you'll get it wrong. Go for it.
I'm sure the Empress will be forgiving.
Her Imperial Majesty will forgive almost anything in return for a good cup of tea.
**slides over pot of Yorkshire Gold**
You don't think I got to command the Raptor Hussars on ability alone, did you?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 25, 2013 04:57 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at April 25, 2013 04:58 AM (FsUAO)
Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at April 25, 2013 04:58 AM (MSrqi)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 25, 2013 04:58 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 25, 2013 04:58 AM (XYSwB)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 25, 2013 04:59 AM (BBWjt)
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at April 25, 2013 04:59 AM (FsUAO)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 25, 2013 08:32 AM (sbV1u)
Stick to Irish coffee. Manischewitz is fucking vile.
There's a reason why we sell it to bums and winos.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2013 04:59 AM (/WLC3)
Why do people still use Windows? Its like voting GOP anymore.
Posted by: Bigby's Dyke-Plugging Finger at April 25, 2013 08:46 AM (3ZtZW)
Some of us need a computer for more than surfing the web and iTunes.
Posted by: Extendo Man at April 25, 2013 05:00 AM (tRXnV)
give to charity, solve the Mandrill's Ass Lantern virus and all the horde remembers you for is the time you get caught dressed as maggie thatcher at 330am in Hyde park singing the theme for the LoveBoat
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 25, 2013 05:01 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: Beagle at April 25, 2013 05:01 AM (sOtz/)
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at April 25, 2013 05:01 AM (FsUAO)
So THAT's what Palin Steele has been up to
Posted by: chemjeff at April 25, 2013 05:01 AM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 25, 2013 08:58 AM (piMMO)
Yes, but I use a name from my food web site, and I try not to mix the two.
I have a reputation as a pompous foodie to maintain.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2013 05:02 AM (/WLC3)
Which makes Windowz8 even more stunning....
I discovered the "feature" of not having a native DOS emulator last night...wheee
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 25, 2013 05:02 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 25, 2013 05:03 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: Up with people! at April 25, 2013 05:03 AM (FmFB3)
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at April 25, 2013 05:03 AM (FsUAO)
That's what makes this place so damned amusing!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2013 05:03 AM (/WLC3)
1. I'm sorry, I just cannot bring myself to support the Apple Fanboi Mob.
2. Until Linux gets a desktop office suite as powerful as MS Office, I'm sticking with Windows.
Posted by: chemjeff at April 25, 2013 05:03 AM (BBWjt)
http://is.gd/XhpfkR
---
At there is a rat fucking traitorous bastard that will represent him, with pleasure.
Posted by: chain mail at April 25, 2013 05:03 AM (I200m)
Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at April 25, 2013 05:03 AM (MSrqi)
I have a reputation as a pompous foodie to maintain.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2013 09:02 AM (/WLC3)
I'm fairly certain "@charliebrowsdildo" is not taken on twitter, you could have a horde account too
Also you actually have a food website? I just assumed you enjoyed being a pompous foodie as a hobby.
Posted by: tsrblke at April 25, 2013 05:03 AM (GaqMa)
No. But I thought it was purely on the strength of sexual favors.
Jus' sayin'!
Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at April 25, 2013 05:04 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at April 25, 2013 05:04 AM (FsUAO)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 25, 2013 05:04 AM (piMMO)
>>>Some of us need a computer for more than surfing the web and iTunes.
Here's a nickel. Download Linux.
Posted by: Bigby's Dyke-Plugging Finger at April 25, 2013 05:05 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at April 25, 2013 05:07 AM (sbV1u)
Bomber #2 unarmed while hiding in boat. Police lied to cover incompetency.
Bombs detonated with toy car remotes. Surrender your kids toys.
Posted by: Daily Mail at April 25, 2013 05:07 AM (i7KmQ)
http://is.gd/c2MEax
Posted by: Vic at April 25, 2013 06:55 AM (53z96)
Imperial presidency? I guess the MFM only goes into heat over something like that with a Republican in the White House
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 25, 2013 05:07 AM (1Jaio)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 25, 2013 05:08 AM (ZshNr)
Posted by: BlearyTruth at April 25, 2013 05:09 AM (sYLzD)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Please? at April 25, 2013 05:10 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: maddogg at April 25, 2013 05:10 AM (OlN4e)
Hey H8er Bark looks GREAT in Purple not tacky like Chimpy McHaliburton!
//Moonbat Media
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 25, 2013 05:10 AM (LRFds)
http://mywindos.com/
and there's DOsBox
You can always create a virtual machine and run a real copy of DOS in it too
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 25, 2013 05:10 AM (/gHaE)
Posted by: Jean at April 25, 2013 05:10 AM (LBUCy)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 25, 2013 05:10 AM (piMMO)
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at April 25, 2013 05:10 AM (FsUAO)
CBD, hit me on Gmail with linkage to your pompous foodie site.
Ditto, CBD - I'd love to read it.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 25, 2013 05:11 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2013 05:12 AM (0oG8l)
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at April 25, 2013 05:12 AM (FsUAO)
http://is.gd/qJELtO
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Speaking of rat fucking bastards...
Posted by: chain mail at April 25, 2013 05:12 AM (I200m)
yeah there is DosBox and it is what I wound up doing...the thing is I have been gamely defending the retarded Win8 GUI to my tech nerd friends as "no you're nitpicking" but it is like a Russian Babushka Doll of Suck....you find new holes every time you look...sorta like a HorryWood casting Couch or Roman Polanski at a girl scout jamboree
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 25, 2013 05:13 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: Jean at April 25, 2013 05:13 AM (LBUCy)
Exactly.
It's amazing how many people ask me to help them with their iPhones and IMacs and
I'll take Microsoft any day. It's cumbersome, but I can fix 99.9% of the problems in a matter of seconds.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2013 05:13 AM (/WLC3)
Ditto, CBD - I'd love to read it.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 25, 2013 09:11 AM (zF6Iw)
Uh oh CBD sounds like your pompous food site is about to become "Ace of Steaks HQ"
.
Posted by: tsrblke at April 25, 2013 05:13 AM (GaqMa)
Posted by: Walmart Bathroom Whore at April 25, 2013 05:13 AM (JQuNB)
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at April 25, 2013 05:14 AM (FsUAO)
Just wait until we have to surrender our thumbs....
asshole liberals and their GOP enablers
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 25, 2013 05:14 AM (LRFds)
Dude, he's so far gone he doesn't even qualify as a RINO.
Intellectually disabled, yes. RINO, no.
Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/u][/s][/b] at April 25, 2013 05:14 AM (sbV1u)
//Moonbat Media
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 25, 2013 09:10 AM (LRFds)
Barry's a modern day Elagabalus
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 25, 2013 05:14 AM (1Jaio)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Septembrist at April 25, 2013 05:15 AM (fMiHM)
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Who was it again, that black lib woman whose name escapes me, that tweeted not too long ago how she was angry her health premium skyrocketed? Then she caught flack on twitter about it and came back to say, all is well...she talked to her agent and her age was what caused the premium to jump so much. Not, oh heavens no, the result of Obamacare.
/clunky sentence structure
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 25, 2013 05:15 AM (3V9LU)
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at April 25, 2013 09:12 AM (FsUAO)
Define weapon
.
In grade school we made slingshots out of rubber bands and craft leather.
I know what you're thinking, not a weapon.
True.
However the pencil top eraser with sewing needles run through it added a bit of punch. (Still not a lethal weapon I guess.)
Posted by: tsrblke at April 25, 2013 05:15 AM (GaqMa)
Current thought is it's infected. (after the doc tried to remove the splinter with a scalpel.
I once got a long splinter buried in my thumb when stripping paint off wood. The doc said he could try to cut it out but it would be messy and I'd be better off letting the body expel it. It took about a month and the thumb was hurting and always feeling hot; I'd try to squeeze it out but no dice. One morning I was getting out of the shower and noticed that I could see it more than in the past. I squeezed it and it came right out. It was like an inch long and immediately the thumb felt better and started itching a bit. There's a small scar which you can see on the thumbprint but nothing like there would've been if it had been cut out.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 25, 2013 05:16 AM (4pFVG)
Posted by: Jean at April 25, 2013 05:16 AM (bR2AR)
Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at April 25, 2013 05:16 AM (JQuNB)
Posted by: Vic at April 25, 2013 05:17 AM (53z96)
All animals are created equal, but some are more equal than others.
Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at April 25, 2013 05:17 AM (Gkhxf)
Remember, friends don't let friends install Win8.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Septembrist at April 25, 2013 09:15 AM (fMiHM)
Windows 7-64 bit also didn't have a 16 bit emulator in it.
My wife found this out when she tried to access some work files from home which were compressed by an auto-extractor made in 1992.
Needless to say with the Win7 upgrade coming soon she was pissed.
(People write these scripts and SOPs based on 20 year old software and never bother to verify that they continue to work.)
Posted by: tsrblke at April 25, 2013 05:18 AM (GaqMa)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 25, 2013 09:15 AM (3V9LU)
I believe that was Donna Brazile, m'lady.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 25, 2013 05:18 AM (zF6Iw)
I've got about 20 test machines in inventory. Linux CD's and DVD's boot successfully on only three of them.
Windows installs on ALL OF THEM.
Of the over 500 attempted Linux installs I've done over the past 15 years on a myriad of supposedly supported hardware configurations, only about a dozen have been 100% completely clean with all hardware recognized and setup correctly and not needing manual config file editing.
Take your arrogance and shove it up your ass.
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 25, 2013 05:18 AM (/gHaE)
Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at April 25, 2013 05:18 AM (JQuNB)
It is going to turn out that Dzhokhar, the new dreamy lefty anti-hero, attempting to murder as many innocents as possible was a better career move than anything I've ever done in my entire life.
Posted by: Beagle at April 25, 2013 05:18 AM (sOtz/)
Posted by: BlearyTruth at April 25, 2013 05:19 AM (sYLzD)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 25, 2013 05:19 AM (ZshNr)
Why? I mean it's going to reduce premiums by 3,000% and everyone will be covered for anything no matter what. Why would anyone want to have nothing to do with something sooooo wonderful
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 25, 2013 05:19 AM (1Jaio)
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 25, 2013 09:16 AM (4pFVG)
Yeah, but this was on the ball of her foot, so she couldn't walk because it hurt to much.
Hence the problem.
Posted by: tsrblke at April 25, 2013 05:19 AM (GaqMa)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 25, 2013 05:19 AM (piMMO)
/clunky sentence structure
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 25, 2013 09:15 AM (3V9LU)
Wasn't that Donna "don't call me Bo Bo" Brazille?
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 25, 2013 05:20 AM (4pFVG)
Posted by: RWC at April 25, 2013 05:20 AM (fWAjv)
I've gone both ways...a lot like Joe Scarborough(ah thank you)....
I built my brother a rig out of an FM-1/A-8 combo I had laying around and made an 8 build since I was not going for the hybrid Crossfire on her...
for his needs 'okay"
I also built my son an FM2/A-10 combo w/hybrid crossfire I dug up a Win7 OEM for b/c I mated it w/a 6670 for a budget gaming rig....
Wife's Laptop I put a Solid State in for gaming/work on her TDYs I decided to leave the 8 on it....
If I were building it for work/gaming I'd have regressed it to 7
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 25, 2013 05:20 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at April 25, 2013 05:21 AM (FsUAO)
Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at April 25, 2013 05:21 AM (JQuNB)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Septembrist at April 25, 2013 05:21 AM (fMiHM)
Posted by: Penthouse Forum at April 25, 2013 05:21 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Jean at April 25, 2013 05:22 AM (3tFLC)
http://tinyurl.com/al8etn6
Keep hurting the citizens you PLA son of a bitch.
Posted by: RWC at April 25, 2013 09:20 AM (fWAjv)
They don't care who or what they hurt as long as it forwards their agenda. We are dealing with hardcore commies
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 25, 2013 05:23 AM (1Jaio)
392So, the cocksuckers cancelled 'Fleet Week.'
http://tinyurl.com/al8etn6
Keep hurting the citizens you PLA son of a bitch.
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NYC sluts hardest hit
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 25, 2013 05:23 AM (SO2Q8)
Posted by: Up with people! at April 25, 2013 05:24 AM (FmFB3)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 25, 2013 05:24 AM (piMMO)
Umm...wow...the US attorney was there so who do you think sent the magistrate?
Posted by: Albie Damned at April 25, 2013 05:26 AM (Yhu4q)
Posted by: Jean at April 25, 2013 05:26 AM (3tFLC)
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at April 25, 2013 09:14 AM (FsUAO)
_____________
You can open those up with Google Docs/Drive without the need for Office.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 25, 2013 05:27 AM (HDgX3)
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 25, 2013 09:18 AM (/gHaE)
Purp: Technology hammer, bane of tech hipsters everywhere!
I had a friend who went through the "Linux is the bomb and so much better than everything" phase. (He's a computer scientist/programmer)
He uses windows 8 now. The final converter? he plugged in a fancy new wireless printer, entered his WPA key, went over to his computer and it had already installed the drivers and set itself up.
There's something to be said for the monolith.
Stupidest thing though was I used to volunteer for a charity that took old computers, reassembled them and gave them to low income kids who completely a computer skills class. I finally left when the group that took over was so anti-Microsoft they loaded the computers with "edubuntu" it's an Ubuntu variant that's for "Education."
POS is what it is. Flash was still a thing then, and these computers came with dial up internet for the kids for 1 year, so even though they couldn't youtube, with enough patience they might be able to play some flash games, EXCEPT after 2 hours or work, I couldn't get any of the Linux distros of flash to install on this thing.
They switched because we had been effectively pirating XP for the computers (each likely came with a license for the original purchaser...but well..complicated.)
Anyway, I told them "MS actually has a program that covers this, I can fill out some paperwork, make a few phone calls and get all the free XP licenses you could ever want. Maybe some money too." They balked at me for an hour about how they'd "never support MS." I walked out and never went back.
I'd point out that in theory we were supposed to be giving this kids PCs so they'd have knowledge of them and be able to learn skills to help them get through high school and eventually maybe take a job as a secretary or something (having some computer skills) but instead we gave them PC's with a nonstandard OS and a nonstandard office suite. Brilliant.
Posted by: tsrblke at April 25, 2013 05:27 AM (GaqMa)
Posted by: Penthouse Forum at April 25, 2013 05:27 AM (fWAjv)
>>>Take your arrogance and shove it up your ass.
Take your anger and shove it up yours. I'm saying don't use windows, use something else. Hell, anything else. Maybe you like security holes, I don't know, but good luck.
Posted by: Bigby's Dyke-Plugging Finger at April 25, 2013 05:29 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at April 25, 2013 05:29 AM (feFL6)
Posted by: Jean at April 25, 2013 09:16 AM (bR2AR)
If you have them, I would sure love a set of dimensioned and toleranced Acad.dwgs.
Posted by: maddogg at April 25, 2013 05:30 AM (OlN4e)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 25, 2013 09:27 AM (HDgX3)
Have you used Google's writing suite?
It's miserable
NOTEPAD is a better piece of software.
Posted by: tsrblke at April 25, 2013 05:31 AM (GaqMa)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Septembrist at April 25, 2013 05:32 AM (fMiHM)
Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at April 25, 2013 05:38 AM (feFL6)
I don't think using hardware that it claims to support is an unreasonable test.
I'm not looking to buy new shit, I'm looking to use the shit I got.
Microsoft puts huge effort into install and hardware variation testing. That's what professionals do when they produce a PRODUCT.
Linux desperately needs productization. The integration testing that done on any given distro is epic lame.
Seriously -- there's still freaking PS/2 port mouse detection issues on a lot of distros and motherboards. Mandriva was one of the first to kinda get that right 5 years ago, and Zorin does OK, but Suse/Slack/and Debian still fuck it up pretty bad.
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 25, 2013 05:38 AM (/gHaE)
Posted by: vivi at April 25, 2013 05:41 AM (m2oDh)
It appears we need some additional miserable old bastards to retire.
Posted by: Fritz at April 25, 2013 05:41 AM (gyDll)
Posted by: NYC Parent at April 25, 2013 05:42 AM (HEo6y)
People act like I am lying when I say that a person from the dying embers of the Golden Age could outthink, outfuck, outfight, and out art our asses.....
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 25, 2013 05:47 AM (LRFds)
Frustration != anger.
I accept that Linux is what it is, and 5 years or so of kernel and driver hacking I did some years ago fiddling with shit trying to make it work aren't nearly enough to hold back the tide of crap that breezes into the code base constantly.
I gave up trying because of people with your "this is great shit attitude". Its not great. Its got severe problems. I've 15+ years developing operating systems and testing them. I DO have a clue about this shit.
Its not a fully tested, ready for sale at OfficeDepot OS, its a semi-finished kit that may or may not install on any given machine.
Have you noticed that boxed Linux distros kinda vanished from the shelves at Office Depot and CompUSA?
There's a reason for that. Processing returns is expensive. If Joe Sixpack was having success using Linux on his Compaq or Dell shitbox, those retail disros would still be there.
If you got the same configuration as the distro builders did, congratulations -- YOU WIN. If you don't, you lose.
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 25, 2013 05:50 AM (/gHaE)
Posted by: Regular Moron at April 25, 2013 09:38 AM (feFL6)
You think some people could migrate from one OS taking skills they...yeah I'm laughing as I type that.
Mac's big protection right now is small user base. It gets much bigger and you'll start seeing dastardly viruses for it.
(One of the worst things I ever saw was for a mac, because it made use of that moronic resource fork they came up with. You'd embed the malicious code in the fork of an MP3.
It'd open like an MP3, play like and MP3, meanwhile it'd install malicious code. Administrator account rights are how you protect computers, mac, PC, Linux. It sucks that it took them to windows 7 to get that right, but at least we're finally there.
Posted by: tsrblke at April 25, 2013 05:51 AM (GaqMa)
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Posted by: T. at April 25, 2013 06:16 AM (469qG)
Frank Luntz whines to the college set that mean old Rush and Levin are ruining Marco the Rube, who's just trying to solve a problem.
Posted by: RushBabe at April 25, 2013 06:36 AM (orY9d)
Sorry but that's bull. OSX is basically unchanged since they came up with it. I can walk people through the settings by memory. iOS is the same in iphones/ipads.
With Windows, let's talk about Network Connections (XP), Network and Sharing Center (Vista/Win7) and whatever they call it in Win 8. I can add 15-20 min on every support call for Win8, since it will take that long to walk a customer into finding the stuff that used to be on a menu. Find me a support person that likes Win8. I'll be surprised.
I'm not saying that Macs don't have problems. I am really tired of having to sort out what Microsoft has decided to hide.
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