April 05, 2013
— Gabriel Malor FRIDAAAAAAAY!
I got nuthin'. Have a great weekend.
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Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 05, 2013 02:54 AM (tqLft)
At a meeting of the Ripon Society held in Washington, D.C.'s exclusive Capitol Hill Club on Tuesday, new Republican National Committee Chief of Staff Mike Shields effectively declared war on the conservative grassroots. In a strong attack, Shields coined a new derogatory term, "the professional right," to refer to groups that have publicly criticized the recent RNC "Autopsy" report.
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Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 05, 2013 02:57 AM (tqLft)
You're a kind-hearted soul, Vic. Slip the guy some roofies and while he's out, send him a text letting him know you've posted pictures to the internet of him with assorted objects up his ass and you're about to text all the other faculty with the URLs. "What? You were unconscious. I had no responsibility to refrain from abusing you for the amusement of your peers."
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ eating cookies at April 05, 2013 02:58 AM (hO8IJ)
Time to declare war on them. Fuck the Rovers! With them we get McCained in the ass every time.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 05, 2013 06:57 AM (tqLft)
Did you mean 22?
Posted by: Vic at April 05, 2013 03:01 AM (53z96)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 05, 2013 03:03 AM (tqLft)
President Barack Obama will offer cuts to Social Security and other entitlement programs in a budget proposal aimed at swaying Republicans to compromise on a deficit-reduction deal, a senior administration official said on Friday.
Under a proposal that would cut the deficit by $1.8 trillion over 10 years, the president will offer to apply a less generous measure of inflation to calculate cost-of-living increases.
However, the president will only accept these spending cuts if congressional Republicans, for their part, agree to higher taxes, the official added.
Yahoo!
Done. Where are you taking us to dinner?
Posted by: The Congressional Republicans
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 05, 2013 03:03 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: for the record at April 05, 2013 03:05 AM (DFGPG)
http://is.gd/mbfTzv (warning: video of FKOTUS)
Single mother married to a sex symbol. Puke.
This is mostly interesting for the way CBS covers for her.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ eating cookies at April 05, 2013 03:06 AM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: comatus at April 05, 2013 03:07 AM (qaVK+)
Saying “I don’t think I’m done with politics,” former Senator Scott Brown stressed his ties to New Hampshire following a speech in Nashua on Thursday and refused to rule out a run for elective office in the Granite State.
He recently accepted a job at the Boston law firm of Nixon Peabody and is working as a Fox News contributor. He rejected the notion on Thursday that his affiliation with the conservative network might hurt his standing with moderate voters.
“That’s why they hired me, it’s because I am a moderate,” Brown said. “They don’t have a moderate voice in the news media today on any station.”
He also touted his moderate voting record in Washington, calling himself “the least partisan senator” during his tenure who bucked the GOP leadership on nearly half of his votes.
Boston.com
Most conservative candidate that can win, they say.....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 05, 2013 03:08 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: panzernashorn at April 05, 2013 03:09 AM (MhA4j)
Bangs us, then he is done.
Ted Cruz, Rand Paul, Allen West, Ben Carson. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 05, 2013 03:11 AM (tqLft)
Posted by: Opus An Arcus at April 05, 2013 03:12 AM (5cmGW)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 05, 2013 03:12 AM (tqLft)
Good morning, ‘rons and ‘ronettes. Today’s story is about the almost-otherworldly beautiful Hedy Lamarr, whose performance as a love-starved wife in the film Ecstasy gave her the nickname “The Laurence Olivier of Orgasms.” I was told the story yesterday by my barber, who said he’d read it in Lamarr’s own memoir, Ecstasy and Me. He placed the time of the story during her Hollywood years, but it apparently took place much earlier. It’s a sex story, so those of you who don’t want to know should probably scroll past:
It seems that in 1933, to escape the notoriety of Ecstasy, her parents placed the young Hedwig Keisler into an arranged marriage with an Austrian armaments manufacturer named Friedrich Mandl. An extremely controlling man who forbade Lamarr an acting career, she was kept a virtual prisoner in MandlÂ’s castle, Schloss Scwarzenau. Deciding she could no longer tolerate the marriage, Lamarr ran away; depending on whoÂ’s telling the story, she either disguised herself as a maid or dressed to the nines, telling Mandl she had been invited to a fancy dinner.
Either way, she vanished, and in doing so, came my barberÂ’s story.
Apparently, when Mandl realized Lamarr was trying to leave him, he pursued her. As she was running, Mandl was so close on her heels that, at one point, she snuck into a brothel to hide (other stories claim it was a club that showed pornographic films, but may have hosted a brothel as well). In any event, when Mandl arrived, Lamarr stripped naked and took refuge in one of the rooms. You can guess what happened next - the male customer then arrived, and she was forced to have sex with him so her husband wouldn't recognize her when he broke in, searching for his wayward wife.
And so Lamarr made her way to Hollywood (taking her name after doomed star Barbara La Marr, whom I talked about last week) and took her place among MGMs galaxy of stars. And somewhere in Austria, a man hitched up his pants and went home, never knowing heÂ’d achieved the wet dream of millions of men the world over. . .heÂ’d slept with Hedy Lamarr.
ThatÂ’s it for today. Hope you all have a wonderful weekend.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 05, 2013 03:13 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: BurtTC at April 05, 2013 03:13 AM (BeSEI)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 05, 2013 03:15 AM (tqLft)
He also touted his moderate voting record in Washington, calling himself “the least partisan senator” during his tenure who bucked the GOP leadership on nearly half of his votes.
FOAD, Scotty Centerfold. And take McShitStain with you.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 05, 2013 03:16 AM (zF6Iw)
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Posted by: and irresolute at April 05, 2013 03:18 AM (DBH1h)
Speaking of gay marriage, I see Roger Ebert died... I wanted to give the news two thumbs up, but.....
Posted by: BurtTC at April 05, 2013 07:13 AM (BeSEI)
I don't believe of speaking well of the dead no matter what. Ebert made it clear that he regarded me and those who think like me as serfs. As ignorant, superstitious clowns. He showed no attempt to understand my views or my politics, dimissing me as inherently racist. I don't give a damn that he's dead.
Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 05, 2013 03:19 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: panzernashorn at April 05, 2013 03:20 AM (MhA4j)
New labels seek to clarify shoppers' confusion about cuts of meat
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What the fuck's a "New York Chop" and why would I want to eat it?
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ eating cookies at April 05, 2013 03:22 AM (hO8IJ)
A high school senior who wrote an open letter to the Ivy League universities that rejected her has sparked a firestorm of anger, with readers accusing her of being 'entitled', 'whiny' and even racist. But others have praised Suzy Lee Weiss, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, for the honesty and 'accuracy' of her article, which appeared in the Wall Street Journal on Friday.
She said she wrote the piece after she was rejected from a string of schools in one day. Despite the teenager's 4.5 GPA, an SAT score of 2120 and work experience as a U.S. Senate page, she was shunned by Princeton, Yale, Vanderbilt and the University of Pennsylvania.
In her article she blamed not getting into the schools on the fact that she was not 'diverse' enough, and she even accused her parents of giving up on her because she is the last of four children.
DailyMail
"I will not be a Gamecock!"
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 05, 2013 03:22 AM (kdS6q)
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Game on, cocksucker.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 05, 2013 03:23 AM (apdu9)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 05, 2013 03:24 AM (tqLft)
Seems like I've seen that in a movie...guy stages own kidnapping, family doesn't give a shit, hilarity ensues.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ eating cookies at April 05, 2013 03:24 AM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 05, 2013 03:25 AM (UTq/I)
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Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 05, 2013 03:27 AM (UTq/I)
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Posted by: HeatherRadish™ eating cookies at April 05, 2013 03:28 AM (hO8IJ)
I thought the highest GPA is 4.0?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Nowadays an A in an AP class is a 4.5 or something. Adds up.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 05, 2013 03:28 AM (kdS6q)
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Posted by: Vic at April 05, 2013 07:23 AM (53z96)
66 The F-35 is a piece of shit. Good riddance.Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 05, 2013 07:25 AM (UTq/I)
Then, for sure, we need to sell a shit-ton of them!
Posted by: and irresolute at April 05, 2013 03:30 AM (DBH1h)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 05, 2013 03:31 AM (tqLft)
2120 on your SAT doesn't get you into Yale or Princeton. 2400 doesn't necessarily do it. They turn away 2 out of every 3 students with that score. That said, this girl's complaints about the other PC hoops are completely valid.
Posted by: pep at April 05, 2013 03:32 AM (YXmuI)
They can't cancel that F-35 program. They have already made deals to sell a shit-ton of them to other countries.
Posted by: Vic
*cough* Skybolt *cough*
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 05, 2013 03:32 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 05, 2013 07:26 AM (tqLft)
I hadn't realized until I was looking up cast members that Anita Morris died in 1999 of ovarian cancer. Just think, somebody in Whoreyweird passed away in quiet dignity without making a maudlin spectacle of themself; that's a universe of one.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 05, 2013 03:33 AM (apdu9)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at April 05, 2013 03:33 AM (nUH8H)
Posted by: Miss Marple at April 05, 2013 03:33 AM (GoIUi)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2013 03:34 AM (bddKN)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 05, 2013 03:35 AM (tqLft)
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“We’ve always had this private notion of children… We haven’t had a very collective notion that these are our children. So part of it is we have to break through our kind of private idea that kids belong to their parents or kids belong to their families, and recognize that kids belong to their communities.”
Does that mean I get to start whuppin' some serious ass?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2013 03:35 AM (d0Dmj)
All of you morons have a great day!
Posted by: Miss Marple at April 05, 2013 03:35 AM (GoIUi)
Posted by: Bigby's Bunny-Ear Fingers at April 05, 2013 03:36 AM (9DE7n)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 05, 2013 03:37 AM (tqLft)
Posted by: Al at April 05, 2013 03:37 AM (V70Uh)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Nowadays an A in an AP class is a 4.5 or something. Adds up.
1+1+1+1= 4.5
ObamaMath. Like OCare.
It doesn't add up.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2013 03:37 AM (d0Dmj)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2013 03:38 AM (9Bj8R)
Should have written her application essay about giving up bacon when she was dating a Muslim girl.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ eating cookies at April 05, 2013 03:38 AM (hO8IJ)
61 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 05, 2013 07:22 AM (kdS6q)
What, Carnegie Mellon University wasn't good enough for her??
Posted by: puddleglum at April 05, 2013 03:38 AM (dTFfJ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 05, 2013 03:39 AM (tqLft)
Just how expensive and difficult would it be to restart F-22 production?
Posted by: pep at April 05, 2013 03:39 AM (YXmuI)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at April 05, 2013 03:39 AM (nUH8H)
Posted by: typo dyanmofo at April 05, 2013 03:39 AM (WVMUQ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 05, 2013 03:40 AM (tqLft)
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 05, 2013 07:33 AM (apdu9)
For your delectation: Anita Morris in a lace catsuit from the musical Nine:
http://tinyurl.com/bojf3hu
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 05, 2013 03:40 AM (zF6Iw)
See the article from last night's ONT. You don't meet Princeton men at CMU.
Posted by: pep at April 05, 2013 03:40 AM (YXmuI)
1. The controllers are not FAA (union?) employees.
2. Our county went 73% republican last election.
And maybe one more, Louie Gohmert is our rep.
Posted by: EROWMER at April 05, 2013 03:40 AM (kxlCQ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2013 03:40 AM (bddKN)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 05, 2013 03:40 AM (tqLft)
I thought we had a war and some amendments to clear up that whole ownership of others thing.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ eating cookies at April 05, 2013 03:41 AM (hO8IJ)
Almost sounds like "property".
What is it with donks wanting to [b["own"[/b] people?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2013 03:41 AM (d0Dmj)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 05, 2013 03:41 AM (tqLft)
The gays and now the "community" (e.g. collective) want to own them.
Almost sounds like "property".
What is it with donks wanting to "own" people?
Crap. Need moar coffee.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2013 03:42 AM (d0Dmj)
Posted by: pep at April 05, 2013 07:40 AM (YXmuI)
I saw that article early this morning. That scrunt is full off shit. Looking at most of the people coming out of Princeton I would say they were dumber than a box of saltine crackers.
What I see as qualifications for Princeton is (1) Rich (2) AA and (3) Legacy
Posted by: Vic at April 05, 2013 03:42 AM (53z96)
Princeton men?? Bah, real men went to Slippery Rock or Thiel College!!
Posted by: puddleglum at April 05, 2013 03:43 AM (dTFfJ)
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Posted by: Thorvald at April 05, 2013 03:45 AM (1V6Pv)
That does logically follow the whole viewing them as "lifestyle choices" thing.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ eating cookies at April 05, 2013 03:46 AM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2013 03:46 AM (bddKN)
Posted by: puddleglum at April 05, 2013 03:47 AM (dTFfJ)
I always miss the best threads around here. It's the story of my life. Cleverness, at least two posts too late.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 05, 2013 03:48 AM (BeSEI)
"It could be ethnic diversity, cultural customs, languages, sexual identity, adult learning and those with special abilities," Jaimes said. "We are trying to be very inclusive."
http://is.gd/JPneAt
Some white boy should sign up to belch "Yankee Doodle", citing it as a "special ability."
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ eating cookies at April 05, 2013 03:49 AM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 05, 2013 03:50 AM (apdu9)
Posted by: VIA, on the tiny keyboard at April 05, 2013 03:51 AM (gW//o)
Posted by: Thorvald at April 05, 2013 03:52 AM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 05, 2013 03:54 AM (JmJgG)
kids belong to their parents or kids belong to their families, and
recognize that kids belong to their communities.
I thought we had a war and some amendments to clear up that whole ownership of others thing.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ eating cookies at April 05, 2013 07:41 AM (hO8IJ)
No it's more evidence that lefties hate children because they interrupt their endless self absorption. They're all severely emotionally stunted.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 05, 2013 03:56 AM (apdu9)
Posted by: Beagle at April 05, 2013 03:57 AM (sOtz/)
Posted by: Vic at April 05, 2013 03:57 AM (53z96)
Posted by: Vic at April 05, 2013 03:58 AM (53z96)
Posted by: Thorvald at April 05, 2013 03:59 AM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: typo dyanmofo at April 05, 2013 03:59 AM (WVMUQ)
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at April 05, 2013 03:59 AM (FsUAO)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 05, 2013 03:59 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2013 03:59 AM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: Vic at April 05, 2013 03:59 AM (53z96)
Posted by: Sinalco at April 05, 2013 04:00 AM (zDJDu)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2013 04:00 AM (bddKN)
Posted by: Vic at April 05, 2013 07:57 AM (53z96)
Fuck them; I wish they could be brought back to life and killed again just to horrify their commie dipshit supporters.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 05, 2013 04:00 AM (apdu9)
Everything bad that was said or suspected of the Left in my lifetime has been proven true.
Posted by: typo dyanmofo at April 05, 2013 04:01 AM (WVMUQ)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 05, 2013 04:01 AM (JDIKC)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2013 08:00 AM (bddKN)
Ace requested that we use that term instead of "c" word.
Posted by: Vic at April 05, 2013 04:01 AM (53z96)
And somewhere in Austria, a man hitched up his pants and went home, never knowing heÂ’d achieved the wet dream of millions of men the world over. . .heÂ’d slept with Hedy Lamarr.
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MP4, but what about the *real* question here? Did she get paid?
Posted by: @JohnTant at April 05, 2013 04:02 AM (eytER)
Posted by: Fritz at April 05, 2013 04:02 AM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Mr. Dave at April 05, 2013 04:02 AM (xX/AT)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 05, 2013 04:02 AM (JmJgG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2013 04:02 AM (bddKN)
I know his son wrote a book a few years ago, but I didn't think anyone genuinely doubted Hiss' guilt. People are stupid.
However, put me in the category of those who believe Ethel's execution was a bad idea. Not only was the evidence (at the time) not that strong, but ultimately her crimes are mostly related to her knowledge of what her husband was up to.
She's was a p.r. nightmare at the time, and to this day people still recoil at the thought of frying a woman. She should have been allowed to rot in prison.
That's my opinion, others may disagree.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 05, 2013 04:03 AM (BeSEI)
Grove City College...wow. I couldn't believe the quality we were getting out of there.
Posted by: Sean Bannion
Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute (RPI). Worked with engineers and techy business majors from there and they were always excellent.
Don't think prospective students know how good the school's rep is in the real world.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 05, 2013 04:03 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ eating cookies at April 05, 2013 07:46 AM (hO8IJ)
There was a great article in "First Things" last month by the chief rabbi of France on the subject/object.
Posted by: Al at April 05, 2013 04:04 AM (V70Uh)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 05, 2013 04:04 AM (tqLft)
I need to keep working on my wife. I think she'd like an AR-15 for the low recoil, but costs are so high...
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at April 05, 2013 07:59 AM (FsUAO)
My wife has flat out said "We are getting one of those G*ddamn rifles, if nothing else, just to say F*ck you to Marty O'Malley and the asshole democrats that run this state".
Went to a local shop yesterday.For a moment, I thought I was listening to Mel Gibson.
"I can try to get you one, but first...you will blow me" seemed to be the main thrust of the conversation.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 05, 2013 04:04 AM (G2dqF)
Posted by: Beagle at April 05, 2013 04:05 AM (sOtz/)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2013 04:05 AM (9Bj8R)
Too much of the bad cholesterol?
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 05, 2013 04:05 AM (apdu9)
Posted by: Thorvald at April 05, 2013 04:05 AM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 05, 2013 08:04 AM (tqLft)
I'm not reluctant to use it, but Ace requested that we not here.
Posted by: Vic at April 05, 2013 04:05 AM (53z96)
Posted by: jj at April 05, 2013 04:06 AM (gWO5X)
Burtc If you can't execute a woman who gave the enemy the power to incinerate millions you can't execute a woman at all.
Posted by: typo dyanmofo at April 05, 2013 04:06 AM (WVMUQ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2013 04:06 AM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 05, 2013 04:06 AM (JDIKC)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 05, 2013 04:07 AM (tqLft)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 05, 2013 04:07 AM (JmJgG)
83MSNBCÂ’s favorite racist black woman calls for US children to be raised by the State. I think she is up to every other word out of her mouth being stupid now.
Wait a minute. What's wrong with this idea?
If you want to break the cycle of dependency, how about taking one generation out of the shit holes they are brought up in, teach the kids english (especially the inner city utes), instill some sort of work ethic and show them that "normal" people get up every day and do something productive.
Posted by: jwest at April 05, 2013 04:07 AM (u2a4R)
I believe I used the "c" word exactly once in my life, and it happens to be one of the biggest regrets I have.
Others obviously disagree with me on this point too, but frankly I don't think it's necessary to use curse words on the internet. I certainly know how to use them, it just seems like there are more creative ways of expressing one's self, without being offensive.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 05, 2013 04:08 AM (BeSEI)
Posted by: zsasz at April 05, 2013 04:08 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 05, 2013 04:08 AM (JmJgG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2013 04:08 AM (bddKN)
Because a plane that can give you the same capabilities as a Hornet, Harrier, Thunderbolt and Falcon is totally feasible.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff
Hey, the TFX was a success. What could go wrong?
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 05, 2013 04:08 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2013 04:08 AM (9Bj8R)
"Gee, Dad, would you like to go to Branson, or something like that?"
No, gotta keep an eye on what's going on around here.
"Anything I can get for you, Man Who Has Everything?"
No place to put it all.
"How about a nice dinner, and a show, or something?"
No, can't eat that much. Waste of money.
"Well, I'll make you anything you'd like for dinner."
Whatever.
"Let me buy you a drink, then. Anything you want."
Lemonade.
You got it.
Posted by: comatus at April 05, 2013 04:09 AM (qaVK+)
Posted by: Shrillary at April 05, 2013 04:09 AM (FsUAO)
Posted by: Truman North at April 05, 2013 04:09 AM (I2LwF)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 05, 2013 04:09 AM (tqLft)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2013 04:09 AM (bddKN)
What makes you think the government would be any better at raising kids than those losers in the shit holes you speak of?
Posted by: Vic at April 05, 2013 04:09 AM (53z96)
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at April 05, 2013 04:10 AM (FsUAO)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 05, 2013 04:10 AM (tqLft)
Good lord Geraldo being interviewed on Fox re; Norks since when is this shithead an expert on......well anything.
Thankful I'm usually safely away from the TV and working this time of day.
Posted by: Finn McCool at April 05, 2013 04:11 AM (o3cIt)
169167
You think the STATE is going to do that?
Depends on who is running the "State".
Whoever it is, they can't do much worse than what is happening now.
Posted by: jwest at April 05, 2013 04:11 AM (u2a4R)
Posted by: Thorvald at April 05, 2013 04:11 AM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 05, 2013 04:11 AM (JmJgG)
http://is.gd/f24SA9
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 05, 2013 04:11 AM (Q2Ne0)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2013 04:11 AM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at April 05, 2013 04:11 AM (FsUAO)
Posted by: AmishDude at April 05, 2013 04:12 AM (xSegX)
When seconds count, the police are only minutes away.
http://tinyurl.com/clnrxco
Posted by: Al at April 05, 2013 04:12 AM (V70Uh)
Posted by: jwest at April 05, 2013 08:11 AM (u2a4R)
Yes they can. Instead of a few million street kids raised as savages we will have the entire nation of kids raised as communists.
Posted by: Vic at April 05, 2013 04:12 AM (53z96)
But she didn't do that. She did not have access to that kind of information. Her husband did... or he had contact with people who did, but she was just in on the periphery of the matter.
Still, without arguing the facts of the case, my point is more that she was a p.r. disaster, and executing her did more harm than good in that she's been used as a martyr ever since, to the benefit of her comrades.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 05, 2013 04:12 AM (BeSEI)
Sorry- Robert Strange McNamara
Project 100 thousand for the win
Posted by: typo dyanmofo at April 05, 2013 04:12 AM (WVMUQ)
Aspin might lose his title as the worst Sec of Defense of all time!
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Worst Sec Def/War
1. Robert God-damned McNamara
in a walk.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 05, 2013 04:13 AM (kdS6q)
The laws of physics: you may not like them, but you will obey them.
Posted by: pep at April 05, 2013 04:13 AM (YXmuI)
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at April 05, 2013 04:13 AM (FsUAO)
Posted by: Finn McCool at April 05, 2013 04:13 AM (o3cIt)
So we got all that new CO gun control because the police were either incompetent or assholes?
Posted by: Vic at April 05, 2013 04:14 AM (53z96)
If you want to break the cycle of dependency, how about taking one generation out of the shit holes they are brought up in, teach the kids english (especially the inner city utes), instill some sort of work ethic and show them that "normal" people get up every day and do something productive.
They're not talking about a subset of kids, they're talking about ALL kids.
Posted by: GMan at April 05, 2013 04:14 AM (sxq57)
Posted by: Bigby's Dyke-Plugging Finger at April 05, 2013 04:14 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2013 04:15 AM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2013 04:15 AM (bddKN)
Posted by: Thorvald at April 05, 2013 08:11 AM (1V6Pv)
------------------
Steenkeeng Norveejuns.
Posted by: mama winger at April 05, 2013 04:15 AM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: Case at April 05, 2013 04:16 AM (GxTMf)
Posted by: AmishDude at April 05, 2013 04:16 AM (xSegX)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2013 04:17 AM (9Bj8R)
>>>The Rosenberg anniversary reminds me, when is that pig Hasan going to be backed up against the wall to face Allah's mercy?
Hasan was a soldier. I know I think what he did was treason and thus probably a hanging is appropriate, but would he be guilty of treason or something else? And is firing squad used for treason if military?
Posted by: Bigby's Dyke-Plugging Finger at April 05, 2013 04:17 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 05, 2013 04:18 AM (JmJgG)
Posted by: Les Aspin at April 05, 2013 04:18 AM (sOtz/)
Even an Ivy League law school diploma isn't the guarantee of the good life that it used to be.
Posted by: pep at April 05, 2013 04:18 AM (YXmuI)
2. Jefferson Davis
3. Richard Cheney
Cheney was a great VP, but a mess as a Sec Def. Massive program cancellations without any strategic thinking -- or bothering to follow the actual law.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 05, 2013 04:18 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 05, 2013 04:18 AM (tqLft)
Good morning, window-lickers.
The weather's all pissy and rainy down here today. I just may finish my coffee and go back to bed. Being and getting screwed is becoming so very tiresome.
SNAFU.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at April 05, 2013 04:19 AM (+z4pE)
You mean rolled up against the wall?
Whatever, just get him there already. By the time they find this shitstain guilty the LIV will be polled to say they think he shouldn't be executed because they forgot what the fuck he did.
Posted by: Finn McCool at April 05, 2013 04:19 AM (o3cIt)
The most recent round of graduates are now in their mom's basement imitating Erg or they are at Burger King flinging burgers.
And they are suing the law schools. I call that justice.
Posted by: Vic at April 05, 2013 04:19 AM (53z96)
About as well as the setting up of OCare exchanges has gone?
Posted by: pep at April 05, 2013 04:19 AM (YXmuI)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 05, 2013 04:20 AM (fGI92)
term "c----t" and given the urban dictionary definition of the term
there' s no reason to use it.
You've never met my ex-wife.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2013 04:20 AM (d0Dmj)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 05, 2013 04:20 AM (JmJgG)
Posted by: Bigby's Dyke-Plugging Finger at April 05, 2013 08:17 AM (3ZtZW)
He will get the death penalty based on multiple murder. Most likely they will send him to a federal pen to ride the needle.
Posted by: Vic at April 05, 2013 04:21 AM (53z96)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 05, 2013 04:21 AM (JmJgG)
Posted by: Truman North at April 05, 2013 04:21 AM (I2LwF)
Posted by: pointsnfigures at April 05, 2013 04:22 AM (MOSsR)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 05, 2013 04:22 AM (tqLft)
McNamara - commonality! Graduated response! Slow lingering war!
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 05, 2013 04:22 AM (fGI92)
Posted by: Finn McCool at April 05, 2013 04:22 AM (o3cIt)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2013 04:22 AM (9Bj8R)
You've never met my ex-wife.
Nor mine, the Daughter of Satan. Can't Understand Normal Thinking is being very kind.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at April 05, 2013 04:23 AM (+z4pE)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2013 08:22 AM (9Bj8R)
He is already in trial now??? They are just dragging it out over silly shit like his beard.
Posted by: Vic at April 05, 2013 04:24 AM (53z96)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 05, 2013 04:25 AM (tqLft)
New labels seek to clarify shoppers' confusion about cuts of meat
http://t.co/tgU1KFcMlx
What the fuck's a "New York Chop" and why would I want to eat it?
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ eating cookies at April 05, 2013 07:22 AM (hO8IJ)
Next there will be "the Bloomberg cut" just a bone and a 12oz glass of air!
Posted by: Killerdog at April 05, 2013 04:25 AM (Oi60j)
Posted by: AmishDude at April 05, 2013 04:26 AM (xSegX)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 05, 2013 04:26 AM (JDIKC)
You're welcome, JJ. Remember to put the little copyright thingy after it.
And send the check to me at the link over at my place.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at April 05, 2013 04:26 AM (+z4pE)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 05, 2013 04:27 AM (tqLft)
What about the YF-23?
Has Airbus given up on the KC-X?
CSAR-X?
Or that other boondoggle - LAS?
Crusader SPH?
Stryker AGS?
Zumwalt DDG?
We have certainly suffered a few mis-steps there.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 05, 2013 04:27 AM (fGI92)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2013 04:27 AM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: Vic at April 05, 2013 04:28 AM (53z96)
>>>If it isn't treason to murder soldiers on behalf of the enemy what is it?
Hasn't been established. What happened to that sargeant who threw grenades in the tents during the invasion? An argument could easily be made that Hasan was functionally insane, I would guess.
Posted by: Bigby's Dyke-Plugging Finger at April 05, 2013 04:28 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 05, 2013 04:28 AM (tqLft)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at April 05, 2013 08:23 AM (+z4pE)
Consider that stolen!
Twice!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2013 04:28 AM (d0Dmj)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 05, 2013 04:29 AM (ZshNr)
She knew and supported her husband's and her brother's spying and was at meetings with other spies. She apparently could have gotten out of the death penalty by giving witness against others and chose death instead.
Posted by: typo dyanmofo at April 05, 2013 04:29 AM (WVMUQ)
Posted by: Roger Ebert at April 05, 2013 04:29 AM (9oVY5)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 05, 2013 04:30 AM (tqLft)
@208. "I know there are pleanty of Yankee haters here........."
When I read on I see you were talkin' baseball. Yeah, them too.
Posted by: Case at April 05, 2013 04:30 AM (GxTMf)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2013 04:30 AM (9Bj8R)
142 ::::Oh, and the other is that Ethel had to be hit so many times that she started smoking before she died. ::::::
Fuck her. You betray your country - you ride the lightning. They should have tossed a box of Hot Pockets on her lap.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 05, 2013 08:01 AM (JDIKC)
I did not realize until recently that the minimum sentence for treason is 8 years. Betray your country, get 8 years in prison. The fuck????
Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 05, 2013 04:30 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2013 04:31 AM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 05, 2013 04:32 AM (tqLft)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2013 04:32 AM (9Bj8R)
If it wasn't for people like Cheney as Sec. of Def. with the balls to cancel stupid programs, every weapons system ever built or proposed would still be in production.
The job of a Sec. of Def. is to set a course that is next to impossible to change, so that every pork-laden congressman doesn't stick his finger into the pot.
Posted by: jwest at April 05, 2013 04:33 AM (u2a4R)
I've never run across a CMU grad that wasn't brilliant.
Posted by: Sean Bannion
From my experience, bright -- but often with personality issues that make them contentious team members and co-workers. Also often have a difficulty accepting reality with all it's warts and complexity, rather than the intellectual purity of the academic world.
Good at playing with numbers, sometimes bad at playing with others.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 05, 2013 04:33 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 05, 2013 04:33 AM (fGI92)
256 So did you all see that michelle thinks she is a single mother and obama is hot for the AG of CA ( or some AG). I bet their marriage bed is a tad cold?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2013 08:32 AM (9Bj8R)
As a man, would you get into bed with her? And a woman, him?
Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 05, 2013 04:34 AM (da5Wo)
Yeah, that definition makes it a lot more inclusive now, doesn't it rick? Applicable to men, too.
There's nothing like blazing new trails in the quest for equality here at the HQ.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at April 05, 2013 04:34 AM (+z4pE)
@244 I get your point. I'm arguing for what should happen based on what this country used to be, not what it currently is. Someone upthread prolly had it right, he'll get life.
Doesn't make it right, these Jihadis have our number and are really making us dance the tune aren't they.
Posted by: Finn McCool at April 05, 2013 04:34 AM (o3cIt)
Posted by: The Generic, Award Winning Moron at April 05, 2013 04:36 AM (+I8Mq)
Posted by: a mindful webjoker at April 05, 2013 04:36 AM (5SlKF)
Pork is now beef, or something.
New labels seek to clarify shoppers' confusion about cuts of meat
Yeah, I heard that on the radio the other day. Apparently it was instigated by complaints from people seing "pork butt" being offered at butchers' counters and thinking it really was pig asshole. So "pork butt" will now be called "Boston Roast."
Or, outside of Massachusetts, "Meggy McCain."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 05, 2013 04:36 AM (zF6Iw)
We choose not to participate.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at April 05, 2013 04:36 AM (gh4OI)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 05, 2013 08:30 AM (da5Wo)
In Russia you get one bullet
In China, your family gets billed for the bullet.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2013 04:36 AM (d0Dmj)
Posted by: Bigby's Dyke-Plugging Finger at April 05, 2013 04:37 AM (3ZtZW)
Fun-employment stats for March are out. 88k jobs created, funempoyment still at 7.6%. January stats were revised upward 29k, and February stats up 32k.
The labor force dropped by 496,000 (!) people.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at April 05, 2013 04:37 AM (+/C3g)
Nor are we going to be wearing the white bracelets or yellow stars or other fashion accessories that they deem appropriate.
"Mark of the Beast"
Bar code.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2013 04:38 AM (d0Dmj)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 05, 2013 08:30 AM (da5Wo)
They hit those two with treason in time of war. Current penalty for treason by military is a little more vague
Any person subject to this chapter who, with intent or reason to believe that it is to be used to the injury of the United States or to the advantage of a foreign nation, communicates, delivers, or transmits, or attempts to communicate, deliver, or transmit, to any entity described in paragraph (2), either directly or indirectly, anything described in paragraph (3) shall be punished as a court-martial may direct, except that if the accused is found guilty of an offense that directly concerns (A) nuclear weaponry, military spacecraft or satellites, early warning systems, or other means of defense or retaliation against large scale attack, (B) war plans, (C) communications intelligence or cryptographic information, or (D) any other major weapons system or major element of defense strategy, the accused shall be punished by death or such other punishment as a court-martial may direct.
For civilians you have 18 USC 2381
Whoever, owing allegiance to the United States, levies war against them or adheres to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort within the United States or elsewhere, is guilty of treason and shall suffer death, or shall be imprisoned not less than five years and fined under this title but not less than $10,000; and shall be incapable of holding any office under the United States.
Posted by: Vic at April 05, 2013 04:38 AM (53z96)
I hear your pound for pound argument and grant some validity but deliberately sending 100 thousand people known to barely function in normal society to be killed in Vietnam and get their fellows killed by their defects is Nazi level shit.
Posted by: typo dyanmofo at April 05, 2013 04:38 AM (WVMUQ)
Jackson MS PD bring in a murder suspect for interview which takes place on the third floor. Then there is a shot fired. Suspect and police officer found dead.
http://youtu.be/b5gc4iozIy8
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 05, 2013 04:38 AM (fGI92)
Posted by: This isn't going to end well at April 05, 2013 04:39 AM (+GpbP)
For the record, neither my children, my grandchildren, or myself belong to the state or the "community" or whatever other bullshit term the left is using for their commie fantasies currently. Nor are we going to be wearing the white bracelets or yellow stars or other fashion accessories that they deem appropriate.
We choose not to participate.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at April 05, 2013 08:36 AM (gh4OI)
Now that's comedy gold.
As if you'll have a choice.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 05, 2013 04:39 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: The Generic, Award Winning Moron at April 05, 2013 04:39 AM (+I8Mq)
Yeah, I heard that on the radio the other day. Apparently it was instigated by complaints from people seing "pork butt" being offered at butchers' counters and thinking it really was pig asshole. So "pork butt" will now be called "Boston Roast."Or, outside of Massachusetts, "Meggy McCain."
Quantas will no longer serve pork on their flights so as not to offend the delicate sensitivities of their muz passengers.
Teh Megster breathes a sigh of relief.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at April 05, 2013 04:40 AM (+z4pE)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 05, 2013 08:38 AM (fGI92)
Anna, you just reminded me of one of the most famous "locked room" murders of all time. I'll save the story for Monday. . . .
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 05, 2013 04:41 AM (zF6Iw)
256
So did you all see that michelle thinks she is a single mother and obama
is hot for the AG of CA ( or some AG). I bet their marriage bed is a
tad cold?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2013 08:32 AM (9Bj8R)
As a man, would you get into bed with her? And a woman, him?
Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 05, 2013 08:34 AM (da5Wo)
Must have brain bleach!
Posted by: Killerdog at April 05, 2013 04:41 AM (Oi60j)
http://www.startribune.com/nation/199898171.html?refer=y
A man who plotted to attack a Seattle military complex with machine guns and grenades was sentenced on Monday to 18 years in prison.
Abu Khalid Abdul-Latif, 35, also was ordered by U.S. District Court Judge James L. Robart to be supervised for 10 years after his release.
I was wrong btw, minimum sentence isn't 8 years, IT'S FUCKING 5 YEARS.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 05, 2013 04:41 AM (da5Wo)
You notice that they didn't go for treason there.
Posted by: Vic at April 05, 2013 04:43 AM (53z96)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 05, 2013 04:44 AM (XYSwB)
Posted by: Jonathan Pollard at April 05, 2013 04:44 AM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: Vic at April 05, 2013 08:43 AM (53z96)
Just more of the fucking absurdity that's happening in this country.
Grenades and machine gun attack on a military complex? What the hell else do you need???
Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 05, 2013 04:45 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 05, 2013 04:45 AM (OevbG)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2013 08:31 AM (9Bj8R)
That your family pays for.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 05, 2013 04:45 AM (fwARV)
Though some would probably argue being trapped in a cubicle is a slow form of locked room murder non-mystery.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 05, 2013 04:45 AM (fGI92)
But the problem that I see is that they have decided that it is impossible to get a treason conviction anymore.
That bastard they captured on the battlefield in Iraq was not tried for treason. If he wasn't then nobody ever will be.
Posted by: Vic at April 05, 2013 04:46 AM (53z96)
Spin spin spin comrades. It's the austerity in Washington (a laugh itself) that's cause the shitty jobs market
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 05, 2013 04:47 AM (1Jaio)
Though some would probably argue being trapped in a cubicle is a slow form of locked room murder non-mystery.
You got that right, Anna. Speaking of which, I better knuckle down here if I want to get out at a decent hour. Later, gators.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 05, 2013 04:48 AM (zF6Iw)
That's my point. When you can get a harsher sentence for white collar crimes than for fucking treason.....Something. Is. Wrong.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 05, 2013 04:48 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 05, 2013 04:48 AM (tqLft)
>>>Grenades and machine gun attack on a military complex? What the hell else do you need???
Smoking gun. oh wait
Posted by: Bigby's Dyke-Plugging Finger at April 05, 2013 04:49 AM (3ZtZW)
Fucking imbecile RINOs like this son of a two bit whore (and milksop shitheads like Yoshi and JeffB) fill me with hateful fury. They are clueless and have their empty heads so far up their asses they have to pipe in sunlight to pen their stupidities.
http://tinyurl.com/dyrgphk
Posted by: maddogg at April 05, 2013 04:49 AM (OlN4e)
Posted by: Ed Anger at April 05, 2013 04:49 AM (tOkJB)
I met a Hawaiian shooter at Camp Perry several years ago, who had been awarded a rifle scholarship to Carnegie-Mellon, then had the program shut down before she started. She was asking around about Pa. clubs where she could practice. That was kind of hard to take.
They were stand-up on the money, at least. Due to NCAA ratio rules (inflicted due to the widespread cheating in Those Games of Ball), rifle coaches never have enough scholarships for one full squad, so everybody gets a partial, on the assumption that all shooters will qualify for at least a partial academic scholarship. They paid her the amount the partial promised.
But, no team. There are now no collegiate rifle teams in the entire Commonwealth, despite their juniors going on to TCU, WVU, and a bunch of other national champions. Ryan Tanoue and Newt Engle wouldn't have it any other way.
I think she ended up shooting with Frazier-Simplex. Great club, but no NCAA.
Posted by: comatus at April 05, 2013 04:50 AM (qaVK+)
Smoking gun. oh wait
Posted by: Bigby's Dyke-Plugging Finger at April 05, 2013 08:49 AM (3ZtZW)
That was a "conspiracy". They never actually made the attack.
Posted by: Vic at April 05, 2013 04:50 AM (53z96)
Posted by: a mindful webgrammarnazi at April 05, 2013 04:50 AM (bDqG/)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/1779455.stm
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 05, 2013 04:51 AM (fGI92)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2013 04:51 AM (bddKN)
Posted by: Finn McCool at April 05, 2013 04:51 AM (o3cIt)
Spin spin spin comrades. It's the austerity in Washington (a laugh itself) that's cause the shitty jobs market
So, it's now the government that creates jobs, eh?
You sure coulda fooled me.
Posted by: Capitalism at April 05, 2013 04:52 AM (+z4pE)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 05, 2013 04:52 AM (tqLft)
That's him, I thought it was Iraq though. Memory going fuzzy since it has been so long.
Posted by: Vic at April 05, 2013 04:53 AM (53z96)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 05, 2013 04:53 AM (tqLft)
McNamara thought he would do the less abled a favor and enlist them in the military during an active shooting war.
Remember this is while college enrollment (the wealthy) bought you a deferment from the draft.
Posted by: typo dyanmofo at April 05, 2013 04:54 AM (WVMUQ)
Whoever, owing allegiance to the United States, levies war against them
or adheres to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort within the
United States or elsewhere, is guilty of treason and shall suffer death,
or shall be imprisoned not less than five years and fined under this
title but not less than $10,000; and shall be incapable of holding any
office under the United States.
I don't see anything here about the attack having to be successful. They had made it all the way to going to the meeting to pick up the weapons for the attack. Procuring weapons for the sole purpose of attacking a military compound is "levying war" in my book.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 05, 2013 04:54 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: Finn McCool at April 05, 2013 08:51 AM (o3cIt)
I think the die was cast way back when they didn't go for treason against Jane Fonda.
Posted by: Vic at April 05, 2013 04:54 AM (53z96)
Posted by: Bigby's Dyke-Plugging Finger at April 05, 2013 04:54 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Beagle at April 05, 2013 04:55 AM (sOtz/)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2013 04:55 AM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: a mindful webwhistler at April 05, 2013 04:56 AM (Bfbpz)
/s
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 05, 2013 08:52 AM (tqLft)
He will be charged with multiple counts of murder and they HAVE executed people from the military for that relatively recently.
Posted by: Vic at April 05, 2013 04:56 AM (53z96)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 05, 2013 04:56 AM (tqLft)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2013 04:56 AM (bddKN)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 05, 2013 04:57 AM (JmJgG)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 05, 2013 04:57 AM (tqLft)
Pretty much my definition of hawt.
Posted by: comatus at April 05, 2013 04:57 AM (qaVK+)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 05, 2013 08:54 AM (da5Wo)
But, as I said, they did not charge him with treason.
Posted by: Vic at April 05, 2013 04:58 AM (53z96)
Posted by: a mindful webmonkey at April 05, 2013 04:58 AM (Bfbpz)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 05, 2013 04:58 AM (XYSwB)
Posted by: Vic at April 05, 2013 08:58 AM (53z96)
Well, pussies will be pussies.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 05, 2013 04:59 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2013 04:59 AM (d0Dmj)
Posted by: Bigby's Dyke-Plugging Finger at April 05, 2013 05:00 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2013 05:00 AM (bddKN)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 05, 2013 05:00 AM (tqLft)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2013 08:56 AM (bddKN)
Maybe they should refrain from coming on here and shaking the shame finger at those of us who actually have some grasp of what the fuck is going on. Just fucking maybe.
Posted by: maddogg at April 05, 2013 05:00 AM (OlN4e)
Posted by: panzernashorn at April 05, 2013 05:00 AM (MhA4j)
Posted by: SurferDoc at April 05, 2013 05:00 AM (6H6FZ)
Morning, all!
The commenters are going through all varies of contortions to defend TFG's faux gesture.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 05, 2013 08:58 AM (XYSwB)
Of course they are. He's their Mocha Messiah and thus can do no wrong.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at April 05, 2013 05:01 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 05, 2013 05:01 AM (tqLft)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 05, 2013 05:01 AM (pXDFl)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 05, 2013 08:57 AM (tqLft)
Finally!
Someone around here sees the real threat, which is the uncontrolled proliferation of weapons of war in the hands of the Christianists and White supremacists in the bible belt!
Posted by: The New York Time Editorial Board at April 05, 2013 05:02 AM (0zDXv)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at April 05, 2013 09:01 AM (4df7R)
Morning!
Alright, no more fucking around. What's it gonna take to get you to come hang out with us at the Meetup?
Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 05, 2013 05:02 AM (da5Wo)
@314 & 315 Don't disagree but these cases are all very specific, see my comment upthread about Jihadis having our number, if so much hadn't been done in the last decade to keep them fighting on their own turf we would've been hit like this much more.
We're being played for fools
Posted by: Finn McCool at April 05, 2013 05:02 AM (o3cIt)
Along with Sgt. Provoo on Corregidor who walked out the tunnels in a kimono speaking Japanese and later responsible for the Japanese murdering a US Army doctor. After Japan surrendered he was given an honorable discharge and is now buried in the Punchbowl with real Americans. If you visit the Punchbowl to pay honor to the graves and find his, piss on it.
Or Edison Miller, USMC F-4 pilot who was shot down and ended up in the Hanoi Hilton. While in the Hilton he lead radio broadcasts to support the North Vietnamese and would rat on other POWs. Nixon's Sec Def Laird laid down the law that no POWs returning would be tried for treason. Which is why Ed Miller is still breathing unless you put him in a room with other POWs who did make an attempt on his life already.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 05, 2013 05:02 AM (fGI92)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2013 05:03 AM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2013 05:03 AM (bddKN)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 05, 2013 05:03 AM (JmJgG)
338 Fenelon, if bashing JeffB is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 05, 2013 09:01 AM (pXDFl)
You see his attention whoring last night?
Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 05, 2013 05:04 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: Beagle at April 05, 2013 05:05 AM (sOtz/)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 05, 2013 09:02 AM (da5Wo)
*hears Jeopardy! theme*
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 05, 2013 05:05 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 05, 2013 05:05 AM (JmJgG)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2013 05:05 AM (9Bj8R)
Obama's latest one voice testing the public opinion waters on North Korea: Oops. Mea culpa. Maybe we've unintentionally antagonized the Norks.
Just like it's our fault we got attacked on 9/11.
*rolls eyes*
I've begun to make it a daily mantra: I hate these people.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at April 05, 2013 05:06 AM (4df7R)
In a straitjacket and leg irons.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 05, 2013 09:05 AM (JmJgG)
I'll need to make a stop in NC and gather said instruments from the Dear Queen.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 05, 2013 05:06 AM (da5Wo)
In a straitjacket and leg irons.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 05, 2013 09:05 AM (JmJgG)
At least you left out the ball gag. I appreciate the gesture.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 05, 2013 05:06 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2013 05:06 AM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: Finn McCool at April 05, 2013 05:07 AM (o3cIt)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 05, 2013 05:07 AM (JmJgG)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 05, 2013 05:07 AM (fGI92)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 05, 2013 05:08 AM (JmJgG)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 05, 2013 05:09 AM (XYSwB)
Posted by: Vic at April 05, 2013 05:09 AM (53z96)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 05, 2013 09:07 AM (fGI92)
Thank God you're letting me drink.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 05, 2013 05:09 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2013 05:10 AM (9Bj8R)
http://is.gd/WYnNN7
======================
Remember the (un)official state motto of Maryland: "If you can dream it, we can tax it".
Posted by: Astronaut Achmed at April 05, 2013 05:10 AM (YLZSZ)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 05, 2013 05:10 AM (JmJgG)
>>>The ball gag is for later after a few rounds of hard liquor.
Use a ball gag with a hole for a straw
Posted by: Bigby's Dyke-Plugging Finger at April 05, 2013 05:10 AM (3ZtZW)
White House Scraps Jewish Heritage Month Reception
Trying not to froth at the mouth with rage....
Failing.
I. HATE. THESE. PEOPLE.
Alright, no more fucking around. What's it gonna take to get you to come hang out with us at the Meetup?
lol! Awwww. Serious You Guys, I wish I could! But I'm using my vacay time to go to my sister's graduation next month, and I just won't have enough saved up by the time of the meet-up. 
I'm sorry!
Also, not sure how I'd get there. I would rather drink raw egg smoothies than deal with the stupid, filthy, molesty TSA. Blech!
I wonder what the cost of Amtrak is from NH to VA...?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at April 05, 2013 05:10 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Bigby's Dyke-Plugging Finger at April 05, 2013 05:11 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 05, 2013 05:11 AM (JmJgG)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 05, 2013 05:12 AM (fGI92)
I would pay for the hotel just to make that happen.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 05, 2013 09:07 AM (JmJgG)
Aww, man! And I'm going to miss AtC, too? This SUCKS.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at April 05, 2013 05:12 AM (4df7R)
I see we're finalizing plans for the NoVa Moron Meetup (NoVaMoMee). Wish I could be there too!
Posted by: EC at April 05, 2013 05:12 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 05, 2013 05:12 AM (JmJgG)
by KEITH KOFFLER on APRIL 5, 2013, 8:43 AM
The White House is picking winners and losers as it cuts back because of the sequester, and a planned reception for American Jews is getting the short end of the stick.
Many other events are proceeding as planned, but according to the Jewish news service JTA, the annual White House celebration of Jewish American Heritage Month is canceled.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2013 09:03 AM (9Bj8R)
Grand Mufti Barry: Allah Akbar, baby
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 05, 2013 05:12 AM (1Jaio)
Posted by: Elizabethe at April 05, 2013 05:12 AM (InCP2)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 05, 2013 09:10 AM (JmJgG)
Posted by: Bigby's Dyke-Plugging Finger at April 05, 2013 09:11 AM (3ZtZW)
I wonder what the cost of Amtrak is from NH to VA...?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at April 05, 2013 09:10 AM (4df7R)
I have a feeling this is not going to end well for me...
As to the cost of the Amtrack - to you, nothing. If you think we can't take up a collection to get you here, you've stepped outside your mind.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 05, 2013 05:13 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: Bigby's Dyke-Plugging Finger at April 05, 2013 09:10 AM (3ZtZW)
doesn't that defeat the purpose of the ball gag?
Also, I see you've updated your nic. Very... evocative. 
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at April 05, 2013 05:13 AM (4df7R)
I would pay for the hotel just to make that happen.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 05, 2013 09:07 AM (JmJgG)
No shit? Yeah, I'd chip in for that.
Btw, what kind of interest is there in the meet up? You getting any emails?
Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 05, 2013 05:13 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Tea. at April 05, 2013 05:13 AM (VtjlW)
Plus, you'd get there faster on the shuttle anyhow.
Posted by: EC at April 05, 2013 05:13 AM (GQ8sn)
Morning all, about to head over to Indian Point. I'm keeping my fingers crossed for some good super powers, but with my luck I'll get something lame likeAquaman style fish telapathy.
I'd snap a picture of the reactor for you all, but I'm pretty sure that would land me in the slammer. The thing is pretty awesome though. A great example of American engineering from a past era when we actually built things.
Posted by: mugiwara at April 05, 2013 05:13 AM (W7ffl)
Need a second income stream?
Bannion's RENT AN ABRAMS
Posted by: The New York Time Editorial Board at April 05, 2013 05:13 AM (0zDXv)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2013 05:15 AM (bddKN)
Don't get bit by a stink bug!!!
Posted by: EC at April 05, 2013 05:15 AM (GQ8sn)
MWR is DC area?
No, I'm in that other blue state hell, New England. Specifically NH, which is less awful than any of the states immediately around me, but still rough. Driving around the southern tier of the state is like driving in Massachusetts. I have honestly had nightmares about driving in Massachusetts and not being able to find a road heading north. SCARIEST. NIGHTMARE. EVER.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at April 05, 2013 05:15 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at April 05, 2013 05:15 AM (xAtAj)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 05, 2013 05:15 AM (JmJgG)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 05, 2013 05:16 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 05, 2013 05:16 AM (fGI92)
Posted by: panzernashorn at April 05, 2013 05:16 AM (MhA4j)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 05, 2013 05:17 AM (JmJgG)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 05, 2013 05:17 AM (JmJgG)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at April 05, 2013 05:17 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 05, 2013 09:16 AM (fwARV)
--- Don't know about the leave but you will need to take lot's of meds!
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at April 05, 2013 05:18 AM (R8hU8)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2013 05:18 AM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 05, 2013 05:18 AM (JmJgG)
Believe it.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 05, 2013 09:12 AM (JmJgG)
*weeping* burn in hell, TSA!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at April 05, 2013 05:18 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2013 05:18 AM (bddKN)
Yeah, mugiwara could be more hated that Aquaman. LOL!
Posted by: EC at April 05, 2013 05:18 AM (GQ8sn)
Some here would vote for 3.5 years. If it wasn't for the fact of the oncoming death panels and organ-leggers.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 05, 2013 05:19 AM (fGI92)
It could be worse; They could be watching "Barney" the Dinosaur. Ugggggh My son never got into any of those programs except that he enjoyed "WordGirll" on PBS which was rather clever.
At least it's not FUCKING SPONGEBOB! Which reminds me, I still have to find my two baseball gloves so I can get my adorable 7yo GDaughter out from in front of the TV the next time she comes over.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 05, 2013 05:20 AM (+z4pE)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Tea. at April 05, 2013 05:20 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: [/i]akula51 at April 05, 2013 05:20 AM (Vgn84)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 05, 2013 09:18 AM (JmJgG)
I'll be blunt. My goal is to wake up alive after the MoMee. Other than that, fire for effect.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 05, 2013 05:21 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 05, 2013 05:21 AM (fGI92)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 05, 2013 05:21 AM (JmJgG)
Posted by: panzernashorn at April 05, 2013 05:22 AM (MhA4j)
HOWEVER, if you start taking pictures of the security features around the site they will probably crucify you.
Posted by: Vic at April 05, 2013 05:22 AM (53z96)
395 BC, you have a preference for dates given your travel schedule?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 05, 2013 09:17 AM (JmJgG)
Friday night, June 21 is really the best night. I could do it Saturday, but the christening is on Sunday and I'm pretty sure the Naval Academy wouldn't appreciate me showing up as hungover as I'm going to be. Although when my BIL got married there, his best man (younger brother) was actively looking for a place to puke while on stage. We may have hit the sauce a little hard the night before.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 05, 2013 05:22 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2013 05:23 AM (bddKN)
Posted by: Cicero Kid at April 05, 2013 05:23 AM (iT7+e)
Posted by: EC at April 05, 2013 09:18 AM (GQ8sn)
More hated, possibly. The subject of more jokes about being a useless waste of space prancing around in a unitard? I highly doubt it.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at April 05, 2013 05:23 AM (4df7R)
I'm not sure I could take that... How does one prepare mentally to meet Atc? Do I need to burn incense or ring bells or anything?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 05, 2013 05:24 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 05, 2013 05:24 AM (JmJgG)
For MWR
Invoking the magic word plan conjures up Sluggor's internal checklist for his coming test. He had debated wearing a helmet but decided that unhindered senses was more important than some boiled leather protecting his neck and head. His chest was protected not by some simple piece of boiled and stiffened leather made of one piece, but more like what is worn by the soldiers of the Empress' Own Legion. Upper chest piece that covers the shoulders is two pieces front and back that leather straps over the shoulders tie together. But just below the armpits the armor becomes strips of metal and leather about two inches wide that overlap slightly and taper until the bands stop at the waist. One leather strap, about halfway between the armpit and waist, on each side with the shoulder straps tie the whole piece of armor together. For the legions of the empire there would be another layer of metal in each band to make a sandwich of metal, leather, and metal. Also semi-circular shoulder guards that would lay over the shoulder joints to protect them from most damage would be present. But Sluggor's armor lacks that extra metal banding and the shoulder guards as again Sluggor has traded greater protection for greater mobility.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 05, 2013 05:25 AM (fGI92)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 05, 2013 05:25 AM (JmJgG)
Don't make any sudden movements with your hands, and keep them in plain sight.
Posted by: EC at April 05, 2013 05:25 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 05, 2013 05:25 AM (fGI92)
Followed by "Hells Bells"
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 05, 2013 09:25 AM (JmJgG)
See, I KNEW there was a protocol to follow. I'm surprised "Ride of the Valkyries" isn't in the program though.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 05, 2013 05:26 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Tea. at April 05, 2013 05:26 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 05, 2013 09:25 AM (fGI92)
Ask Obama.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 05, 2013 05:26 AM (fwARV)
419 BC, you plan to stay local that night?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 05, 2013 09:24 AM (JmJgG)
Not sure. Prob gonna have the wife or FIL drop off and pick up. How far is the proposed meeting place from Gainesville, VA?
Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 05, 2013 05:27 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 05, 2013 09:21 AM (JmJgG)
lol!
Y'all work out the dates and I'll see what I can do. That's all I can offer at this point. But I'm beyond flattered y'all would want me there!
I'll be blunt. My goal is to wake up alive after the MoMee.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 05, 2013 09:21 AM (fwARV)
Well we certainly wouldn't want you to wake up dead. I'm fully expecting a zombie apocalypse in my lifetime, but I'd rather not be at ground zero when it breaks out.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at April 05, 2013 05:27 AM (4df7R)
I'm not sure I could take that... How does one prepare mentally to meet Atc? Do I need to burn incense or ring bells or anything?
There is nothing that can prepare you for the awesomeness that is Our Queen. I suggest an offering of Stompy Boots for your initial audience.
Inquire as to Her Majesty's Official Size discreetly, since this is a closely guarded Royal Secret.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 05, 2013 05:27 AM (+z4pE)
I in no way ever want to see Gaylord Focker in spandex....
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 05, 2013 05:28 AM (fGI92)
Luckygunner has your 9mm commie in stock at $0.45/round. Go get 'em!
Posted by: EC
How thoughtful, EC. I found some Brown Bear FMJ (not my favorite) @ sgammo by the crate for .28per, so I'm good for a couple of months. http://is.gd/1OHZKR
Posted by: toby928© Red Partisan at April 05, 2013 05:28 AM (QupBk)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 05, 2013 05:28 AM (pXDFl)
Posted by: EC at April 05, 2013 09:25 AM (GQ8sn)
And someone had better bring a step stool.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at April 05, 2013 05:28 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at April 05, 2013 09:27 AM (4df7R)
No, that would be bad news bears.
Of course, if there WERE to be a zombie apocalypse, a Horde Meetup is probably the safest place you could be. You'd be surrounded by capable, intelligent people who are armed to the teeth and reliable as hell.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 05, 2013 05:28 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: Bigby's Dyke-Plugging Finger at April 05, 2013 08:17 AM (3ZtZW)
Guilty of something else? Like maybe multiple homicides?
Posted by: The guy who wonders what the fuck is going on, sometimes. at April 05, 2013 05:29 AM (Q9qpj)
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 05, 2013 05:29 AM (eyJh9)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 05, 2013 09:24 AM (fwARV)
Steel-toed boots and a cup?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 05, 2013 05:30 AM (0zDXv)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 05, 2013 09:27 AM (+z4pE
That's probably something I should go through Bannion for, right? I mean, to request an audience... that's big magic.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 05, 2013 05:30 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 05, 2013 05:30 AM (fGI92)
Posted by: Gregroy of Yardale at April 05, 2013 05:30 AM (QXlbZ)
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 05, 2013 09:29 AM (eyJh9)
Some people don't even manage that much in life.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 05, 2013 05:30 AM (fwARV)
I thought she got replaced by John F'n Kerry, who by the way served in Vietnam. o_O
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at April 05, 2013 05:31 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Tsar Nicholas II at April 05, 2013 05:31 AM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 05, 2013 09:28 AM (fwARV)
This is so very, very true. And those zombies we couldn't take down with ranged weapons and/or bludgeons could be dispatched with the swift and sharp application of cutting sarcasm.
Team Moron FTW!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at April 05, 2013 05:31 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 05, 2013 09:30 AM (0zDXv)
I am an ice hockey goalie. I wear two. Probably not a bad idea, really...
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 05, 2013 05:31 AM (fwARV)
Federal Judge orders Morning After Abortion pill be made available OTC to women of ALL ages.
Authority, where does it come from?
http://is.gd/XB5WSU
Posted by: Vic at April 05, 2013 05:32 AM (53z96)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 05, 2013 05:32 AM (l3vZN)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at April 05, 2013 09:31 AM (4df7R)
Someone call Ace. There need to be t-shirts.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 05, 2013 05:32 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 05, 2013 05:32 AM (JmJgG)
Well, the douchebags from the ad group must have been reading the blogs because they CGI'ed the finger off the trigger. If you look closely, you can definitely tell there's been some work done to remove the guy's index finger, leaving a stumpy looking knuckle behind.
LOL!
Posted by: EC at April 05, 2013 05:32 AM (GQ8sn)
Speaking of being flattered, as much as I love hearing how all y'all love and despair (and oh I do love that), I'm seriously the world's least intimidating person IRL.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Tea. at April 05, 2013 05:33 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2013 05:34 AM (bddKN)
http://youtu.be/CkzO1vEwKH4
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 05, 2013 05:34 AM (fGI92)
That's probably something I should go through Bannion for, right? I mean, to request an audience... that's big magic.
You are fortunate that Her Highness will consider your request. Her time is most precious and valuable, as She has to concern Herself with the business of Alextopia first.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 05, 2013 05:34 AM (+z4pE)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 05, 2013 05:34 AM (JmJgG)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Tea. at April 05, 2013 09:33 AM (VtjlW)
The wolf spider pendants that everyone will be wearing might help that.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 05, 2013 05:35 AM (0zDXv)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Tea. at April 05, 2013 09:33 AM (VtjlW)
Not anymore. That's the beauty of a mystique. You're a bad-ass stompy motherfucker because we BELIEVE you to be. Don't come in here with that IRL nonsense.
Perception is reality. You're perceived as 'effing awesome.' All the rest is just noise.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 05, 2013 05:35 AM (fwARV)
--James Madison
Ooops.....
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 05, 2013 05:35 AM (imJLZ)
433 39.4 miles
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 05, 2013 09:28 AM (JmJgG)
*whistles*
That'd be a helluva cab ride home.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 05, 2013 05:36 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Tea. at April 05, 2013 05:36 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 05, 2013 05:36 AM (JmJgG)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 05, 2013 05:36 AM (vuIm8)
Posted by: [/i]akula51 at April 05, 2013 05:36 AM (Vgn84)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 05, 2013 05:37 AM (wR+pz)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 05, 2013 09:36 AM (da5Wo)
I live in Alexandria and have a spare bedroom. I can probably comfortably put eighteen people there.
Of course, that's two civilians, 18 people used to being nut-to-butt and lacking modesty.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 05, 2013 05:37 AM (fwARV)
probably
http://is.gd/EqPVHy
Posted by: Vic at April 05, 2013 05:38 AM (53z96)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 05, 2013 05:38 AM (JmJgG)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Tea. at April 05, 2013 05:38 AM (VtjlW)
Who gets to be between Bannion and BCochran?
Who gets to be between MWR and AtC?
Posted by: EC at April 05, 2013 05:38 AM (GQ8sn)
I wish there was a way we could leverage the bogus AGW/Carbon Tax boondoggle to reinvigorate nuclear power generation and research.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 05, 2013 05:39 AM (mdhED)
The esteemed Mr. Penn was an idiot. He left out the "stuttering" and "clusterfuck" portions.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 05, 2013 05:39 AM (imJLZ)
The ad itself makes it look like it's coming from the side of gun-rights activists. Haha, you can't fool us anymore!
Posted by: EC at April 05, 2013 05:40 AM (GQ8sn)
Speaking of being flattered, as much as I love hearing how all y'all love and despair (and oh I do love that), I'm seriously the world's least intimidating person IRL.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Tea. at April 05, 2013 09:33 AM (VtjlW)
Especially when something is on the top shelf, and there's not a stepping stool around.
Posted by: buzzion at April 05, 2013 05:40 AM (GULKT)
Posted by: EC at April 05, 2013 09:38 AM (GQ8sn)
My house, my rules.
So that means, whatever MWR and AtC decide amongst themselves. I'm not stupid.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 05, 2013 05:40 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: Arnold Horshack at April 05, 2013 05:40 AM (JmJgG)
Posted by: EC at April 05, 2013 09:38 AM (GQ8sn)
The person left alive after the Thunderdome that would ensue for the right....
Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 05, 2013 05:40 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: mugiwara at April 05, 2013 05:41 AM (W7ffl)
Yeah, I was going to do The Horde Meets the ZA for NaNoWriMo once and then realized it would be about 10 words long. Zombies attack. The Horde kills them. Then the drinking resumes.
Throw in some Daryl Dixon and this story could easily go for many, many chapters, quite a few of the X-rated.
*le cough* But I digress.
Heh. I've been half-writing a short story in my head about Republican strategists during the ZA trying to think of the best way to appeal to the newest special interest group voting bloc: zombies.
STRATEGIST 1: (the cynic) It's impossible. There's no way we'll get them to vote for our guys.
STRATEGIST 2: (the starry-eyed idealist) Don't think like that! We just have to appeal to their sense of humanity.
STRATEGIST 1: Their humanity? Buddy, these folks have been voting Democrat since the day they died, and nothing we do is going to change that.
STRATEGIST 3: *comes running into office, covered in blood and carrying a head and machete* I got one! I got one!
STRATEGIST 2: Great! Put it with the others. *points at pile of groaning zombie heads* We've almost got a focus group!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at April 05, 2013 05:42 AM (4df7R)
So... How much leave am I going to need to take for the NoVaMoMee? I'm just trying to plan ahead...Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 05, 2013 09:16 AM
Bail money, lots of bail money and something to stop the bleeding.
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at April 05, 2013 05:43 AM (rXcBX)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2013 05:43 AM (9Bj8R)
I have taken cameras in on several occasions. All it took was permission. But since 911 things have gotten a little more stringent.
Posted by: Vic at April 05, 2013 05:43 AM (53z96)
Ooops.....
I have this dream of coiling some wires around the founders; we could power most of the cities in the eastern time zone really, really cheap.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at April 05, 2013 05:43 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 05, 2013 05:43 AM (fGI92)
Sounds like a Jewish holiday. "They tried to kill us, they failed, let's eat."
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 05, 2013 05:43 AM (imJLZ)
Posted by: Cicero Kid at April 05, 2013 05:45 AM (iT7+e)
There are plenty of us willing to volunteer our places, so that's not a problem. The camera's probably a bad idea though...
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 05, 2013 05:45 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: Vic at April 05, 2013 05:45 AM (53z96)
Posted by: EC at April 05, 2013 09:44 AM (GQ8sn)
I'm pretty sure that would start a chain reaction which could end the world. Or start the Zombie Apocalypse, whichever.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 05, 2013 05:46 AM (fwARV)
And Vic, you're technically right about the debtor's prison article, but you don't understand what local jails look like these days. It's all about the money. It costs taxpayers to put these people up in jail. I suspect that the counties are getting some sort of government money based on the number of folks incarcerated. It's the only reason I can see for the types of fines and sentences they are handing out. Most of the "crimes" these people are in for are really trivial.
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 05, 2013 05:46 AM (Lqy/e)
*taps foot and ponders* Do I want to visit DC? Oh dear would have to board the cats. Hand over weapons to neighbor. Disable and hide the electronics. Plus pay for plane ticket. Plus trying to wrangle a room, wonder if a homeless shelter is a viable option. Debate on bringing camera, probably bad idea unless a Moron is insanely wealthy and can blackmail them. Decisions decisions.
It's this type of scrupulous attention to detail that sets the Horde apart from the lesser blogs.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 05, 2013 05:46 AM (+z4pE)
Posted by: EC at April 05, 2013 09:44 AM (GQ8sn)
Add Radish and I think it would generate some kind of pandimensional vortex of destruction. Which might not be a bad thing in DC.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at April 05, 2013 05:46 AM (4df7R)
Was not expecting this kind of reaction. Oh dear.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 05, 2013 05:47 AM (fGI92)
Posted by: Cicero Kid at April 05, 2013 09:45 AM (iT7+e)
Well I had a post about that story yesterday.
A "Tarantula the Size of a Human Face"
http://is.gd/Mfcthb
Posted by: Vic at April 05, 2013 05:47 AM (53z96)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Tea. at April 05, 2013 05:47 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Tea. at April 05, 2013 09:13 AM (VtjlW)
Your genrosity is exceeded only by your beauty and racktastickness, Imperial One.
**lowers eyes, offers silver salver**
Earl Grey. Hot.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 05, 2013 05:47 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at April 05, 2013 09:43 AM (/kI1Q)
I laughed. A LOT.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at April 05, 2013 05:47 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 05, 2013 05:48 AM (JmJgG)
What are we going to say that we haven't already said a dozen times already?
Although I do expect if the order says "women regardless of age" instead of "people regardless of age" there's gonna be some butthurt from the "people with uteruses who demand their driver's license say 'Male'" community, and that could be mildly entertaining.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at April 05, 2013 05:48 AM (/kI1Q)
Your genrosity is exceeded only by your beauty and racktastickness, Imperial One.
**lowers eyes, offers silver salver**
Earl Grey. Hot.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 05, 2013 09:47 AM (zF6Iw)
I'm serious. The Horde needs to start infiltrating politics. Can you imagine how amazing things would be with us in charge?
By 'amazing,' of course, I mean 'out of control.'
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 05, 2013 05:49 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: Justamom of the LiB camp at April 05, 2013 05:49 AM (Sptt8)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at April 05, 2013 09:43 AM (/kI1Q)
I laughed. A LOT.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at April 05, 2013 09:47 AM (4df7R)
Not quite the Founding Fathers, but...
http://youtu.be/Z8yW5cyXXRc
Posted by: EC at April 05, 2013 05:49 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 05, 2013 09:46 AM (Lqy/e)
They were being jailed for not paying court-administered fines. What else are you going to do, fine them some more?
Posted by: Vic at April 05, 2013 05:50 AM (53z96)
"Not anymore. That's the beauty of a mystique. You're a bad-ass stompy motherfucker because we BELIEVE you to be. Don't come in here with that IRL nonsense."
Sounds like someone needs to go shopping for new boots before the meetup.
Posted by: jwest at April 05, 2013 05:50 AM (u2a4R)
The popping of so many lib heads could present a public safety hazard.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 05, 2013 05:51 AM (imJLZ)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 05, 2013 05:51 AM (l3vZN)
Nobody cares about the order to make the abortion pill available to children without a prescription?
I'm trying to keep my Rageometer pegged around the "Danger" level. If I allow myself to read or otherwise comment on that story, it's going to spike up into the red "Imminent Destruction" level. I'd like to get through ONE day without contemplating throwing myself off the Sarah Long Bridge in despair.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at April 05, 2013 05:51 AM (4df7R)
I am really looking forward to attending Liberty Con at the end of June in Chattanooga, TN.
Totally skipping Project A-kon first weekend of June. Hotel too dang pricey at $185/night. And now they got this youthful group of I don't know what selling Project A-kon/Anime Military Association challenge coins to buy military members lunch. I would probably lose my cool with them because of the challenge coins I have earned.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 05, 2013 05:51 AM (fGI92)
http://tinyurl.com/cteg8pf
What? Why you looking at me like that?
I used to be an Army Logistician!!!! We....we "get" things.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 05, 2013 09:48 AM (JmJgG)
Our docs carried tampons.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 05, 2013 05:51 AM (fwARV)
Tea was My shtick.
now i'll just sit on a chair in the corner, adjust my hat, and weep hysterically,
(although quietly) being morning and all.
Posted by: willow at April 05, 2013 05:51 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at April 05, 2013 05:52 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: IntheBellyoftheBeast at April 05, 2013 05:52 AM (A5iH4)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 05, 2013 09:51 AM (imJLZ)
But only for a few moments... And then, all would be right with the world.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 05, 2013 05:53 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 05, 2013 05:53 AM (JmJgG)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 05, 2013 09:51 AM (l3vZN)
Nonsense, Jinx! All members of the Horde are welcome to any meet-up.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at April 05, 2013 05:53 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 05, 2013 05:53 AM (l3vZN)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Tea. at April 05, 2013 05:54 AM (VtjlW)
Fookin libs!!! Hear the popping sounds? Hehe...sounds like popcorn!
Posted by: Wikus Van de Merve at April 05, 2013 05:54 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 05, 2013 05:54 AM (JmJgG)
(although quietly) being morning and all.
Posted by: willow at April 05, 2013 09:51 AM (nqBYe)
{{willow}}!
there there! I'm sure Our Queen wouldn't object to more than one cup of tea, ne?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at April 05, 2013 05:55 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 05, 2013 05:55 AM (fGI92)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Tea. at April 05, 2013 09:54 AM (VtjlW)
You? Words not for kiddies? No.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 05, 2013 05:55 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Tea. at April 05, 2013 05:55 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: zsasz at April 05, 2013 05:56 AM (MMC8r)
Lets add to the list the expatriots who deserted their country and do the long distance whine.
If you were born here and desert your homeland, then you are dead to me.
Period.
No discussion.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 05, 2013 05:56 AM (SAMxH)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Tea. at April 05, 2013 09:54 AM (VtjlW)
*cough* I, uh... I offer to be your beta reader. You know, if you need one. No pressure. *cough!*
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at April 05, 2013 05:56 AM (4df7R)
Was he joking or did he not realize what he just did?
Posted by: EC at April 05, 2013 05:57 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 05, 2013 05:57 AM (fGI92)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 05, 2013 09:55 AM (fGI92)
The Greatest Story Ever Told.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 05, 2013 05:57 AM (fwARV)
I'll go make scones and this afternoon's Lemon Bars.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 05, 2013 09:53 AM (JmJgG)
lemon bars?
Have I recently told you what a delightful and lovely man you are?
Perhaps for a small piece i will quit weeping, You would hate to see me weeping, red nose, eyes puffy.
sits quietly looking down at my lap , to see if this works.
Posted by: willow at April 05, 2013 05:57 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 05, 2013 09:55 AM (fGI92)
Nnngh.
I'll be in my bunk.
PS - How's Sluggor doing, AnnaP? Has he watched any of his fellow adventurers tumble into festering pits of boiling lava yet?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at April 05, 2013 05:57 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 05, 2013 05:58 AM (JmJgG)
Nobody cares about the order to make the abortion pill available to children without a prescription?
Copy that. I've made the point - the GOP could defund Planned Murderhood tomorrow, no muss, no fuss. That they won't tells you they view right-to-lifers as part of the "professional Right" - cash cows to be milked and suckers to be wooed for votes. FTS.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 05, 2013 05:58 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 05, 2013 05:58 AM (QTHTd)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Tea. at April 05, 2013 09:55 AM (VtjlW)
smiles brightly! I knew i made better tea!
looks at Bannion .
neener, neener.
Posted by: willow at April 05, 2013 05:58 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: willow at April 05, 2013 09:57 AM (nqBYe)
No weeping. We all get to serve HRS AtC. That's the beauty of being the Horde.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 05, 2013 05:58 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: zsasz at April 05, 2013 05:59 AM (MMC8r)
A guy on the radio just (innocently) said Roger Ebert 'changed the face of movie-going.'
The guy either isn't familiar enough with Ebert's cancer surgery to know how to pick his words better, or that is the wryest Ebert pun to hit the 'net since "Jaw dropping."
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at April 05, 2013 05:59 AM (4df7R)
Lemon bar?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 05, 2013 09:58 AM (JmJgG)
chokes .
hmm, give me a moment to find a way to express my .....
kicks your shin.
Posted by: willow at April 05, 2013 05:59 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2013 06:01 AM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 05, 2013 09:58 AM (fwARV)
As long as it is recognized my tea is the bestest of offerings.
(feeling slightly needy today)
Posted by: willow at April 05, 2013 06:01 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 05, 2013 06:01 AM (rzNdC)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 05, 2013 06:02 AM (fGI92)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at April 05, 2013 06:02 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 05, 2013 06:02 AM (JmJgG)
Posted by: DangerGirl at April 05, 2013 06:03 AM (Pfr2x)
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 05, 2013 10:01 AM (rzNdC)
Someone get the man some Activia, stat.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at April 05, 2013 06:03 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 05, 2013 10:02 AM (JmJgG)
I've got those...
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 05, 2013 06:03 AM (fwARV)
I briefly considered getting into it on Twitter with a woman who thinks it's horrible that girls are being taught to look after their own finances because they should be taught to get married, but I'm too tired.
This woman got married right out of school and has never had to work full time to keep herself out of her parents' basement; nice life if you can get it, but why try to screw over women who can't? That's what I don't get.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at April 05, 2013 06:03 AM (/kI1Q)
I had once believed we were judged by the company we chose to keep among other ideas.
where those that murdered were not the sort of company one should keep.
now they are teachers of our children
not a mad world at all.
Posted by: willow at April 05, 2013 06:04 AM (nqBYe)
Sluggor worrying if those small square holes in the arched tunnel were there to kill victims to blood sports who panicked... or cut down Champion candidates who lose their nerve.
POETRY.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at April 05, 2013 06:04 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2013 06:04 AM (9Bj8R)
smiles brightly! I knew i made better tea!
looks at Bannion .
neener, neener.
Posted by: willow at April 05, 2013 09:58 AM (nqBYe)
And I note my offereing of Earl Grey sits in a corner of the Throne Room, growing cold.
I can take a hint. Off to the stables. Those raptors won't exercise themselves.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 05, 2013 06:06 AM (zF6Iw)
The civilized thing to do would be to take away courts' power to levy fines, mandate purchases, sell debt, or claim "fees" for supposed public-good services.
But we're not civilized, so we should probably build some uh work-it-off camps for people with expired driver's licenses.
Posted by: oblig. at April 05, 2013 06:07 AM (cePv8)
alex! see that!
my queen would never allow her most loyalist of all subjects to be harmed!
Posted by: willow at April 05, 2013 06:07 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 05, 2013 10:06 AM (zF6Iw)
Just remember: When your group is being chased by raptors, you don't have to be the fastest - you just have to be the second slowest.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 05, 2013 06:08 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 05, 2013 06:08 AM (JmJgG)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 05, 2013 06:08 AM (fGI92)
sits in quiet terror.
Posted by: willow at April 05, 2013 06:08 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2013 10:04 AM (9Bj8R)
Also, the Employee of the Month parking spot is for the EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH, not Judy Jackass from Resource Management.
...
Sorry, sorry. It's a Friday and I'm a little punchy. Please return to your regularly scheduled serious discussion of serious news.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at April 05, 2013 06:09 AM (4df7R)
*looks at Bannion's paper to see how much work he's done so far this morning*
"The..."
Posted by: EC at April 05, 2013 06:10 AM (GQ8sn)
i knew it did not.
smiles kindly.
Posted by: willow at April 05, 2013 06:10 AM (nqBYe)
556 The c-word is un-hip.
Posted by: Geraldo Rivera at April 05, 2013 10:04 AM (wIgpo)
Fucking throat punch.
So what started as Bannion and I trying to meet up for a drink, is now shaping up as potentially a big time, bad ass, stompy boot wearing, whiskey swilling, cops called, thrown out on our asses Moron Meet Up.
I like it.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 05, 2013 06:11 AM (da5Wo)
There is certainly much stupid to be found here.
Even back in the bad old Patriarchia days when women were expected to "mind the homestead", the budget was part of those responsibilities.
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 05, 2013 06:11 AM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 05, 2013 06:11 AM (fGI92)
Posted by: EC at April 05, 2013 10:10 AM (GQ8sn)
Wow. That must have taken some EFFORT. I think he deserves a break after writing all that, don't you?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at April 05, 2013 06:11 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Matt Drudge at April 05, 2013 06:11 AM (Cs2tJ)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 05, 2013 06:11 AM (XYSwB)
Posted by: Harlekwin15-I'd buy that for a dollra at April 05, 2013 06:11 AM (Tovmf)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 05, 2013 06:12 AM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 05, 2013 06:12 AM (JmJgG)
Absolutely. Go on and just make it a three day weekend, Bannion! You've done enough for a gov't employee today.
Posted by: EC at April 05, 2013 06:12 AM (GQ8sn)
The white paper starts with "This tracked weapon system sux goat balls."
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 05, 2013 06:12 AM (fGI92)
My wife and I got married less than two months after we graduated college. She had just turned 22 and I was still 21. She had been working since she was 15. She continued working after we got married. She handles all the bill paying and financial issues. And handles them faaaaaar better than I ever could.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 05, 2013 06:13 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 05, 2013 10:12 AM (fGI92)
Aaaaand Anna owes me a new monitor.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at April 05, 2013 06:13 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 05, 2013 06:13 AM (tqLft)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 05, 2013 06:13 AM (XYSwB)
I. Shit. You. Not.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 05, 2013 10:13 AM (tqLft)
*EPIC FACEPALMING*
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at April 05, 2013 06:14 AM (4df7R)
That barrel? I do believe we've reached the bottom
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 05, 2013 06:14 AM (QTHTd)
581 EC, nah Sean is more erudite than that.
The white paper starts with "This tracked weapon system sux goat balls."
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 05, 2013 10:12 AM (fGI92)
I prefer the phrase "sux dirty donkey dick." But YMMV.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 05, 2013 06:15 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: Harlekwin15-I'd buy that for a dollra at April 05, 2013 06:15 AM (Tovmf)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 05, 2013 06:15 AM (tqLft)
"Easy Off Oven Cleaner as used in Auschwitz"
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 05, 2013 06:16 AM (fGI92)
Posted by: shoeless hunter at April 05, 2013 06:16 AM (dY+4R)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 05, 2013 06:16 AM (QTHTd)
"The American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists recommended last year that oral contraceptives be sold over the counter without a prescription in an effort to reduce the number of unintended pregnancies in the United States.......Emergency contraceptives prevent a pregnancy by preventing a fertilized egg from embedding in the uterus."
So THAT's what they mean by "a little bit pregnant"...
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 05, 2013 06:17 AM (imJLZ)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 05, 2013 06:17 AM (XYSwB)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 05, 2013 06:19 AM (tqLft)
"Polanski: A man on the run"
Sponsored by Chucky Cheeses
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 05, 2013 06:19 AM (imJLZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 05, 2013 06:19 AM (fGI92)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 05, 2013 06:20 AM (tqLft)
Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at April 05, 2013 06:20 AM (d4p1q)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 05, 2013 06:21 AM (tqLft)
Posted by: Klem Kadiddlehopper at April 05, 2013 06:21 AM (IkHXL)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 05, 2013 06:22 AM (XYSwB)
Posted by: shoeless hunter at April 05, 2013 06:22 AM (dY+4R)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 05, 2013 06:22 AM (tqLft)
bl , be good.
Posted by: willow at April 05, 2013 06:23 AM (nqBYe)
Mary Poppins, Earl Grey is a fine tea. but does it have a kick hiding inside to start the day gently?
i knew it did not.
smiles kindly.
Posted by: willow at April 05, 2013 10:10 AM (nqBYe)
**glowers at Willow**
Just wait until you ask the Empress' Own Raptor Hussars to escort you on a trip to the frontiers, m'lady. We may be a wee bit busy that day
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 05, 2013 06:23 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 05, 2013 06:23 AM (tqLft)
I was trying to get Kraze to explain this yesterday.
How is it that GW Bush was so smart, capable and driven that he was able to destroy the entirety of the US economy in 10 months, but BH Obama is so stupid, incapable and listless that he's been unable to even begin correcting it in 5 years?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 05, 2013 06:23 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: L, elle at April 05, 2013 06:23 AM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 05, 2013 06:23 AM (fGI92)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 05, 2013 10:15 AM (da5Wo)
Sandy Fluke, call your office. . .
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 05, 2013 06:24 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: jewells45 at April 05, 2013 06:24 AM (l/N7H)
In the really Good Old Days of female dependency the husband could take out mortgages and make investments without the wife's sign-off. More than one story among my grandmother's friends about women who lost their husband and then learned they were up to their necks in his debt.
Can you still do that? I've no idea. But I still don't see a problem with telling young women to plan for their retirement. If they get married, they can replan; if they don't, they're not fucked.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at April 05, 2013 06:24 AM (/kI1Q)
I love this headline over at Drudge.
'BIG BOOTING': Police Warn Students Not To Play Game Of Kicking Each Other In Head...
CBS Boston Local: http://boston.cbslocal.com/2013/04/04/lynn-police-warn-students-not-to-play-kicking-game/
LYNN (Mass.) (CBS) – Lynn Police are warning students not to play a kicking game that has led to criminal charges against at least one student. The game is called “Big Booting.”
“One student would walk behind an unsuspecting student and kick them in the back of the head,” says Lynn Police Lt. Chris Kelly.
Lt. Kelly says at least two incidents have been reported at the Marshall Middle School...
That this is something kids need to be told -- "Don't kick each other in the head" -- is just one more indicator of how increasingly stupid our country has become.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at April 05, 2013 06:24 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 05, 2013 06:24 AM (tqLft)
Times are tough for a hard-working single Yautja mother.
Posted by: Fritz at April 05, 2013 06:25 AM (UzPAd)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 05, 2013 06:25 AM (tqLft)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at April 05, 2013 06:26 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 05, 2013 06:26 AM (fGI92)
I can haz dizvention?
Anybody want to start a "No - Fuck you" party?
Posted by: DaveA at April 05, 2013 06:26 AM (NHGkx)
Posted by: L, elle at April 05, 2013 06:26 AM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 05, 2013 06:26 AM (tqLft)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Assault CAD Monkey at April 05, 2013 06:27 AM (K+mtQ)
Posted by: a mindful webworker at April 05, 2013 06:27 AM (6B4ha)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 05, 2013 06:27 AM (fGI92)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 05, 2013 09:47 AM (fGI92)
Huh huh huh. Huh huh huh.
Posted by: Butt-head at April 05, 2013 06:27 AM (7xeJQ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 05, 2013 06:28 AM (tqLft)
Dear Lord.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 05, 2013 10:25 AM
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Done.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 05, 2013 06:28 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 05, 2013 06:28 AM (fwARV)
Dear Lord.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 05, 2013 10:25 AM (lVPtV)
Oh Jane!
Of course my prayers are with him, and with you!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at April 05, 2013 06:29 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 05, 2013 06:29 AM (B/VB5)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 05, 2013 10:27 AM (fGI92)
All well to do privileged commies. Seems to be a pattern
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 05, 2013 06:29 AM (1Jaio)
The racial makeup of the city was 42.3% Non-Hispanic Whites, 12.8% African American, 0.7% Native American, 7.0% Asian, 0.1% Pacific Islander, 9.8% from other races, and 5.0% from two or more races. Hispanic or Latino of any race were 32.1% of the population. Lynn is the home of a large Puerto Rican population.
This kicking game is a game like Knockout King is a game.
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 05, 2013 06:30 AM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 05, 2013 06:30 AM (fGI92)
I think at least 54% of the voting populace should be playing this Big Booting game at this time. I encourage the proliferation of this sport. >_> Let's issue some flyers and basic rulebooks.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at April 05, 2013 06:30 AM (5SJfP)
Please pray for our son. He's just received orders to go to Korea.
Oh, no, Jane. I'm so sorry. I'll say a rosary for him.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 05, 2013 06:30 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 05, 2013 06:30 AM (lVPtV)
Posted by: shoeless hunter at April 05, 2013 06:30 AM (dY+4R)
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at April 05, 2013 06:31 AM (5SJfP)
Posted by: Outlaw Gunsmith, as seen on AoS ONT![/i][/u][/b][/s] at April 05, 2013 06:31 AM (jvdNh)
Dear Lord.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 05, 2013 10:25 AM (lVPtV)
Fuuu-uuck. Did he get stop-lossed?
Posted by: Sandra Fluke's award-winning solid gold diaphragm at April 05, 2013 06:31 AM (7xeJQ)
Posted by: L, elle at April 05, 2013 06:31 AM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 05, 2013 06:31 AM (fwARV)
627 Please pray for our son. He's just received orders to go to Korea.
Dear Lord.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 05, 2013 10:25 AM (lVPtV)
Damn. I've got a Navy buddy who was just deployed to the Pacific. Japan specifically. Why do I have the feeling he's going to get moved around a bit?
Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 05, 2013 06:31 AM (da5Wo)
All the time he was in A-stan I prayed every day and night he'd make it safely back to Okinawa.
Now this.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 05, 2013 06:32 AM (lVPtV)
For the first time, I find myself vehemently disagreeing with MWR. o.o I think a good kick to the back of the head would be of great benefit to our country at large.
You do have a point.
But I imagine the kids doing the kicking are the ones who would benefit from getting kicked, moreso than the ones currently receiving the kicks.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at April 05, 2013 06:32 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 05, 2013 10:27 AM
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I am amazed by the number of Fellow Travelers that Bradley Manning has. Typical talking point: "He didn't hurt anyone....". In point of fact, they think he did something admirable. I, on the other hand, think that a firing squad ought to be (actually, should have been , by now) assembled. And that is not hyperbole...
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 05, 2013 06:32 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at April 05, 2013 06:32 AM (/kI1Q)
I'm still reeling over this. Not just the illegality of it, or the morality issue, but the danger to girls.
No one knows the long term implications of this drug to girls/women.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 05, 2013 10:22 AM (XYSwB)
Well, maybe we'll all be safe once that wicked, wicked pseudoephidrine is prescription-only.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke's award-winning solid gold diaphragm at April 05, 2013 06:33 AM (7xeJQ)
You'll have to lock up the cakes when they get home though.
But yes I do hope he is safe. Your son, not the chubby guy
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 05, 2013 06:33 AM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 05, 2013 06:34 AM (zF6Iw)
I kind of love that McCarthy is still a thing given most of what he accused people of turned out to be exactly right.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 05, 2013 06:34 AM (B/VB5)
Treason means damaging in a vital and destructive way the country you belong to.
Until the fellow-traitors overthrow that government its still treason. Only after the revolution are such dead people labeled 'Hero.'
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 05, 2013 06:34 AM (fGI92)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 05, 2013 06:35 AM (QTHTd)
The White House's response to today's awful unemployment data?
WH: "US Economy continuing to recover"
http://www.whitehouse.gov/blog/2013/04/05/employment-situation-march
90,000 out of the work force entirely. UE at 7.6%, and that's not even REAL UE. But it's okay, because we're in a recovery.
I hate this man and all his cronies.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at April 05, 2013 06:35 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at April 05, 2013 06:35 AM (d4p1q)
Posted by: shoeless hunter at April 05, 2013 06:35 AM (dY+4R)
That particular cult of personality seems to be a toxic mix of "ha ha he showed booosh!" and The Numinous Homosexual.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 05, 2013 06:36 AM (B/VB5)
So THAT's what they mean by "a little bit pregnant"...
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 05, 2013 10:17 AM (imJLZ)
What they fail to mention in that NYT article is that it only prevents their definition of pregnancy if take within 1 or 2 days. If taken later than that (after the fertilized egg has attached to the uterus) it causes a miscarriage.
Even if you don't have a problem with abortion, "birth control" by miscarriage is dangerous as hell. Especially when you are talking about children.
Posted by: Vic at April 05, 2013 06:38 AM (53z96)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 05, 2013 10:34 AM (B/VB5)
He was dead on about the level of infestation. But the vermin couldn't stand the light being turned on them and turned their full fury on him and his memory. Intercourse all of the commie traitors.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 05, 2013 06:38 AM (1Jaio)
Posted by: jewells45 at April 05, 2013 06:38 AM (l/N7H)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2013 06:40 AM (S4gsQ)
Posted by: occam at April 05, 2013 06:42 AM (Vns6X)
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If the balloon goes up, the NORKs would cause a staggering number of deaths and casualties in Seoul before anything could be done about it. Quite possibly numbering into 6 figures. There is the huge issue of the Chinese. They would not stand around watching, that is certain.
But that is just my appraisal...
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 05, 2013 06:42 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 05, 2013 10:34 AM (B/VB5)
He was dead on about the level of infestation. But the vermin couldn't stand the light being turned on them and turned their full fury on him and his memory. Intercourse all of the commie traitors.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 05, 2013 10:38 AM
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Paraphrasing Joe McCarthy:
"If
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 05, 2013 06:47 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Vic at April 05, 2013 06:49 AM (53z96)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 05, 2013 06:51 AM (XYSwB)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 05, 2013 06:53 AM (XYSwB)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 05, 2013 06:56 AM (ZshNr)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Ampersand Shogun at April 05, 2013 07:00 AM (fMiHM)
Be at peace. Aside from the fact that the Norks are very very likely still playing the "give us something or we will be very bad" game, the bulk of anything that might go down would be handled by the Army's 2nd Infantry who have a reputation as very squared away. Not to mention, the ROK troops who also have a good rep.
His greatest danger is likely to be the local swill - Soju
Posted by: typo dyanmofo at April 05, 2013 07:26 AM (WVMUQ)
He'll be in the shit, from what he's been able to tell us.
If I see One More Picture of his so-called C-i-C golfing or partying I'm going to completely lose it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 05, 2013 08:03 AM (lVPtV)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 05, 2013 09:28 AM (fGI92)
Late to the party as usual, but too good to resist:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVFdAJRVm94
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 05, 2013 08:50 AM (oY6Yp)
professional right," to refer to groups that have publicly criticized
the recent RNC "Autopsy" report.
http://is.gd/9ECtfX
Posted by: Vic at April 05, 2013 06:54 AM (53z96)
Game on, cocksucker.
Posted by: Captain Hate***
Captain Hate, I love you, and I want to have your hateful babies.
Metaphorically.
Posted by: Klawnet at April 05, 2013 09:18 AM (ePxxX)
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