May 06, 2013
— Gabriel Malor Happy Monday.
Some good news coming out of SC1 -- Sanford has reversed Colbert Busch's lead and the two are statistically tied. The special election is tomorrow. Here's a gem of a report on Sanford that implies some reasons for the come-back.
White House aides say that President Obama was off-script when he warned Syria not to cross the "red line. "Nuance got completely dropped."
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Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 06, 2013 02:51 AM (eXTRT)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2013 02:51 AM (+98Gb)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 06, 2013 02:52 AM (eXTRT)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2013 02:53 AM (+98Gb)
That's probably not a bad strategy.
Posted by: @PurpAv at May 06, 2013 02:53 AM (/gHaE)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2013 02:56 AM (+98Gb)
Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at May 06, 2013 02:58 AM (U2UQk)
Posted by: The littl shyning man at May 06, 2013 03:00 AM (PH+2B)
Heh.
Posted by: Stu-22 at May 06, 2013 03:01 AM (k4bdL)
Thank you Carbonite! And to our lovely assistant Yuri in the silver space bikini.
http://tinyurl.com/cz36ecu
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 06, 2013 03:01 AM (eXTRT)
Posted by: Ragamuffin at May 06, 2013 03:02 AM (fzFF6)
I question the long term survivability of a society this strange.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 06, 2013 03:04 AM (/WLC3)
Posted by: sTevo at May 06, 2013 03:05 AM (VMcEw)
Posted by: Obama's TOTUS at May 06, 2013 03:05 AM (SSWdi)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/fireflies604/327722296
"gibbering bumblefuck" vs "stuttering clusterfuck"...eh, why choose?
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking beer at May 06, 2013 03:05 AM (hO8IJ)
We could have told them that five years ago.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 06, 2013 03:05 AM (/WLC3)
Posted by: @PurpAv at May 06, 2013 06:53 AM (/gHaE)
Unless the Russians decide to interfere.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 06, 2013 03:07 AM (/WLC3)
Posted by: @PurpAv at May 06, 2013 03:07 AM (/gHaE)
Morning, ‘rons and ‘ronettes. Since I watched Gold Diggers of 1933 on Saturday, here’s a Ginger Rogers story:
Fred Astaire was preparing to shoot the “Cheek to Cheek” number in 1935’s Top Hat when Rogers arrived in a dress covered completely with ostrich feathers.* He gave them a concerned look, but was assured by Rogers that everything would be fine. So the backing tape was cued, the cameras rolled, Fred and Ginger sailed out on to the dance floor – and the feathers began to fly everywhere, blinding Astaire and making him sneeze. Manfully, he tried to go on, but after an hour gave up: “It was like a chicken being attacked by a coyote. I never saw so many feathers in my life!”
Astaire, normally the kindest of men, was never so angry as when one of his dance routines was interrupted, and began yelling at Rogers, whose mother charged on to the set to berate him while Rogers ran away in tears. It was finally agreed to give the dress one more chance, but only, Astaire insisted, if the feathers were sewn into place. A team of seamstresses took on the task, and the next day, the two glided through the song with ease.**
From then on, Astaire insisted on personally inspecting his partners’ costumes before filming, but he very quickly got back on good terms with Rogers; his nickname for her from then on was “Feathers.”
Hope you all have a wonderful day.
*Bernard Newman was the official designer for the movie, but the dress was RogersÂ’ own creation.
**Although the sewing job was an heroic attempt, you can still see a few feathers flying during the number.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 06, 2013 03:08 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Ragamuffin at May 06, 2013 03:09 AM (fzFF6)
Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2013 03:09 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: thunderb at May 06, 2013 03:10 AM (nH8jP)
I kinda see that as a plus. Let the jihadis hate on the Russians for a while.
Posted by: @PurpAv at May 06, 2013 03:10 AM (/gHaE)
I've always believed he was an empty suit, and now they are more or less admitting it. It's not a question of the mighty falling, but more a matter of the mighty needing to find some other face to put up for themselves.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2013 03:10 AM (BeSEI)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at May 06, 2013 03:11 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: thunderb at May 06, 2013 03:11 AM (nH8jP)
Posted by: thunderb at May 06, 2013 03:12 AM (nH8jP)
http://tinyurl.com/cy53xvb
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 06, 2013 03:13 AM (eXTRT)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at May 06, 2013 03:14 AM (XIxXP)
Everything is political with the left. Everything.
Posted by: @PurpAv at May 06, 2013 03:15 AM (/gHaE)
Posted by: keep it simple, stupid at May 06, 2013 03:15 AM (MhA4j)
Japanese facial torture devices. Preverted looking vegetables. Stories about our fubared president.
Yep, it's Monday at AoSHQ.
Posted by: ExSnipe at May 06, 2013 03:15 AM (PBm/l)
Posted by: and irresolute at May 06, 2013 03:16 AM (DBH1h)
Posted by: keep it simple, stupid at May 06, 2013 03:16 AM (MhA4j)
Posted by: @PurpAv at May 06, 2013 07:07 AM (/gHaE)
Like this?
http://tinyurl.com/7948ctd
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 06, 2013 03:16 AM (/WLC3)
Guess I missed the point that Biden didn't say he was intelligent or competent (or couldn't work without a teleprompter net)!
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 06, 2013 03:17 AM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: thunderb at May 06, 2013 03:18 AM (nH8jP)
http://tinyurl.com/d67fmw
Tomorrow marks the official start of the aerial slugging match between the US Navy and the Imperial Japanese Navy at the Battle of the Coral Sea.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 06, 2013 03:18 AM (eXTRT)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at May 06, 2013 03:18 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: Bigby's OK at May 06, 2013 03:18 AM (bNyu8)
Posted by: keep it simple, stupid at May 06, 2013 03:19 AM (MhA4j)
This coming from a guy who'll piss in your potted palms and set the drapes on fire at a party.
Posted by: @PurpAv at May 06, 2013 03:19 AM (/gHaE)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 06, 2013 03:19 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 06, 2013 03:20 AM (eXTRT)
Posted by: @PurpAv at May 06, 2013 07:10 AM (/gHaE)
Dildo's Grand Geopolitical Plan requires that the fight in Syria goes on for a generation, drawing Jihadists from all over the world. If the Russians get involved it might end too soon.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 06, 2013 03:20 AM (/WLC3)
Posted by: Bigby's OK at May 06, 2013 03:20 AM (bNyu8)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 06, 2013 03:21 AM (eXTRT)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2013 03:21 AM (d0Dmj)
Posted by: Kentucky Kid at May 06, 2013 03:21 AM (4Vt8I)
Posted by: keep it simple, stupid at May 06, 2013 03:22 AM (MhA4j)
My parents had a single morel in their yard a dozen years ago. They left it in place, hoping that it would lead to a reasonable crop.
Nope. Not a single one ever showed up after that.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 06, 2013 03:22 AM (/WLC3)
Posted by: Bigby's OK at May 06, 2013 03:23 AM (bNyu8)
Posted by: mama winger, lemur-free at May 06, 2013 03:23 AM (P6QsQ)
Works for me. 365 days a year killing season in Syria cuz its warmer. Not like that half on, half off shit in A-stan.
Posted by: @PurpAv at May 06, 2013 03:24 AM (/gHaE)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2013 03:24 AM (d0Dmj)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at May 06, 2013 03:24 AM (XIxXP)
If we can manage the arms flow, they will keep fighting for years. My only worry is that it is a bit close to Israel, but the Israeli's just made it clear that they aren't screwing around.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 06, 2013 03:25 AM (/WLC3)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2013 03:26 AM (d0Dmj)
Posted by: @PurpAv at May 06, 2013 03:26 AM (/gHaE)
Posted by: Thorvald at May 06, 2013 03:27 AM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at May 06, 2013 03:27 AM (JUQwH)
Posted by: Bigby's OK at May 06, 2013 03:28 AM (bNyu8)
He's on his porch, with an empty bottle of bourbon rolling around under the rocking chair, mumbling about the Battle of Vicksburg and whether Pemberton should have stayed mobile and not hunkered down behind the walls.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 06, 2013 03:28 AM (/WLC3)
http://is.gd/S3Batt
I'm angry at my uncles for selling off when my grandma died.
Off to my cell so the government can take my labor and give more free shit to assholes whose families didn't sell their farms, as well as people who refuse to work.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking beer at May 06, 2013 03:28 AM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: JohnLocke at May 06, 2013 03:29 AM (AeqWm)
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That would not surprise me in the least.
Posted by: mama winger, lemur-free at May 06, 2013 03:29 AM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 06, 2013 03:31 AM (GvZxI)
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 06, 2013 03:31 AM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: Thorvald at May 06, 2013 03:36 AM (1V6Pv)
For some reason, I just started thinking about the movie "Dumb and Dumber".
Posted by: pep at May 06, 2013 03:36 AM (YXmuI)
Posted by: Thorvald at May 06, 2013 03:37 AM (1V6Pv)
My read is the DFL like socialist fuckheads everywhere decides when they see power slipping away to elect a new electorate rather than violate dogma
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 06, 2013 03:37 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: Child of the 60's at May 06, 2013 03:40 AM (tOkJB)
Posted by: Freak Out! at May 06, 2013 03:40 AM (jmVS/)
Posted by: keep it simple, stupid at May 06, 2013 03:41 AM (MhA4j)
@19. We could have told them that five years ago.
We did. But they had (have) their heads so far up Obambys ass they must not have heard us.
Posted by: Case at May 06, 2013 03:41 AM (o00SF)
Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at May 06, 2013 03:43 AM (U2UQk)
Posted by: Freak Out! at May 06, 2013 03:44 AM (jmVS/)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 06, 2013 03:45 AM (GvZxI)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at May 06, 2013 03:45 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: keep it simple, stupid at May 06, 2013 03:45 AM (MhA4j)
Syria is a proxy fight, not unlike Afghanistan, Bosnia, Chechnya, what they have in common, is Ilkwan indoctrination
://tiny.cc/msunww
Posted by: cornelius at May 06, 2013 03:47 AM (Jsiw/)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 06, 2013 03:47 AM (GvZxI)
Posted by: A Moron In Mind Only at May 06, 2013 03:47 AM (+I8Mq)
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at May 06, 2013 03:47 AM (52n2x)
Posted by: Thorvald at May 06, 2013 03:48 AM (1V6Pv)
The Syrians are not the Afghans.
There is no particular martial spirit among the Syrians, other than the typical Arab skill in battle.
The Afghans national sport is fighting and killing, and they are good at it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 06, 2013 03:48 AM (/WLC3)
Posted by: keep it simple, stupid at May 06, 2013 03:49 AM (MhA4j)
Posted by: Thorvald at May 06, 2013 03:49 AM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: Zombie Chevy Chase at May 06, 2013 03:49 AM (i7B17)
killing off the leader that would work with them, Amin, then Dudadeyev subsequently, sowing the seeds for the Gazavat, their local word.
Posted by: cornelius at May 06, 2013 03:50 AM (Jsiw/)
I bought my wife some Aubade lingerie when we were in Paris a long time ago.
As I recall it was about the price of a used car.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 06, 2013 03:51 AM (/WLC3)
Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at May 06, 2013 03:51 AM (Gkhxf)
And once there, we know history tells us they NEVER leave.....
...right?
Except when they do. Which we've seen. On occasion.
Oh well.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2013 03:52 AM (BeSEI)
Posted by: Ronald "Barack" Reagan at May 06, 2013 03:53 AM (52n2x)
Posted by: Case at May 06, 2013 03:55 AM (o00SF)
Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at May 06, 2013 03:55 AM (U2UQk)
Posted by: Freak Out! at May 06, 2013 03:55 AM (jmVS/)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at May 06, 2013 03:56 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at May 06, 2013 03:57 AM (XIxXP)
92 OK did not know that.
Question:
I was thinking of getting a Bonsai for the first Mother's Day so that it would be something more permanent. I can get one pretty quick, but neither of us know a great deal about 'em.
I was figuring get one that's already at fairly old and shaped, then get the wife in classes after a short time, maybe some co-op ed thing at the local high school.
I know there are many varieties and I hear boxwood is low-maintenance as these things go. Would that be a good place to start? AFAIK they don't flower and I kind of want a flowering kind.
Posted by: Bigby's Happy-Clappy Hands at May 06, 2013 03:58 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at May 06, 2013 04:00 AM (XIxXP)
A bit of U.S. Nuclear Weapons testing history.
51 years ago on May 6, 1962 the U.S. Navy conducted the Frigate Bird test which was part of Operation Dominic 1 atmospheric nuclear tests in the Pacific.
Launched from the ballistic missile submarine USS Ethan Allen (SSBN 608 ), a Polaris A-1 missile with a single 600 kiloton warhead (about 40 Hiroshimas) traveled 1100 miles and detonated at an altitude of 11,000 feet. The test was a complete success.
Frigate Bird is still the only full scale test from launch to detonation of a U.S. strategic missile with a live nuclear warhead.
Meanwhile in Moscow a collective "Oh shitski" was heard echoing throughout the Kremlin's walls.
Posted by: ExSnipe at May 06, 2013 04:00 AM (PBm/l)
Posted by: cornelius at May 06, 2013 04:00 AM (Jsiw/)
Posted by: Icedog at May 06, 2013 04:00 AM (9ScGj)
Posted by: Beagle at May 06, 2013 04:01 AM (sOtz/)
Posted by: Freak Out! at May 06, 2013 04:02 AM (jmVS/)
Posted by: zsasz at May 06, 2013 04:02 AM (MMC8r)
Azaleas are nice. My favorites are junipers or cedar. One of the neatest I've seen was a Sweet Gum tree. Normally can grow to 60-100 feet.
Posted by: Golfman in NC at May 06, 2013 04:02 AM (JUQwH)
Posted by: Case at May 06, 2013 04:03 AM (o00SF)
Posted by: cornelius at May 06, 2013 04:03 AM (Jsiw/)
Posted by: Freak Out! at May 06, 2013 04:04 AM (jmVS/)
Posted by: Icedog at May 06, 2013 04:05 AM (9ScGj)
Posted by: Freak Out! at May 06, 2013 04:06 AM (jmVS/)
Posted by: Case at May 06, 2013 04:07 AM (o00SF)
Posted by: Icedog at May 06, 2013 04:07 AM (9ScGj)
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at May 06, 2013 04:08 AM (52n2x)
Very few Jihadists went to Afghanistan. Most of them went to Iraq.
The Afghans are tribal and amazingly insular, and rarely accept foreigners. Hell, they have a tough time cooperating with the clan in the next valley, much less an Arab from another country.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 06, 2013 04:08 AM (/WLC3)
Radio reporting that a security official is going to finger Hillary for cutting the security apparatus out of the post-attack process in Benghazi.
My eyes! The goggles - they do nothing!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 06, 2013 04:09 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Freak Out! at May 06, 2013 04:09 AM (jmVS/)
Posted by: Bigby's Happy-Clappy Hands at May 06, 2013 04:11 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: keep it simple, stupid at May 06, 2013 04:11 AM (MhA4j)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 06, 2013 04:12 AM (GvZxI)
Posted by: Thorvald at May 06, 2013 04:12 AM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: cornelius at May 06, 2013 04:13 AM (Jsiw/)
Posted by: Icedog at May 06, 2013 04:13 AM (9ScGj)
Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at May 06, 2013 04:15 AM (U2UQk)
Remember in le affair de Skip Gates how Obumblefuck said that he wished he'd calibrated his words differently? Now it's nuanced.
He's really not all that bright, is he!?
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 06, 2013 04:16 AM (BAS5M)
Posted by: Icedog at May 06, 2013 04:17 AM (9ScGj)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 06, 2013 08:16 AM (BAS5M)
In other breaking news, sun to set in west today.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 06, 2013 04:18 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Humaweiner at May 06, 2013 04:18 AM (jmVS/)
Posted by: Icedog at May 06, 2013 08:17 AM (9ScGj)
That's a barrelin'
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 06, 2013 04:18 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Beagle at May 06, 2013 04:19 AM (sOtz/)
Posted by: BClinton at May 06, 2013 04:20 AM (jmVS/)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2013 04:21 AM (XCfYI)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2013 04:21 AM (9Bj8R)
So is it me, or is it universe?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 06, 2013 04:21 AM (RuT9G)
Posted by: Icedog at May 06, 2013 04:22 AM (9ScGj)
Posted by: SMOD at May 06, 2013 04:22 AM (9Bj8R)
Ortega taco sauce really makes her taco POP!
Posted by: Huma Abedin at May 06, 2013 04:22 AM (2dvix)
Posted by: T. at May 06, 2013 04:23 AM (kadHz)
Posted by: Eric Cartman at May 06, 2013 04:25 AM (9ScGj)
Possible answers:
1. None of them noticed it, as it blended into all of Obama's blah-blah-blah seamlessly.
2. They wanted to issue a clarification, but Obama thought it "sounded good."
3. Obama didn't think anyone would actually use the gas (despite ample evidence of the brutality on both sides).
Posted by: Miss Marple at May 06, 2013 04:25 AM (GoIUi)
Posted by: keep it simple, stupid at May 06, 2013 04:25 AM (MhA4j)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at May 06, 2013 04:28 AM (iqhbL)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2013 04:29 AM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: keep it simple, stupid at May 06, 2013 04:30 AM (MhA4j)
Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at May 06, 2013 04:30 AM (U2UQk)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 06, 2013 04:30 AM (cR5H6)
Posted by: Ammo Dump at May 06, 2013 04:32 AM (YYyqq)
Posted by: keep it simple, stupid at May 06, 2013 04:32 AM (MhA4j)
Posted by: Eric Cartman at May 06, 2013 04:32 AM (9ScGj)
What...doesn't Massachusetts have a hog wallow available? No room in the Boston sewer system?
Posted by: Stu-22 at May 06, 2013 04:32 AM (k4bdL)
Posted by: Mainah at May 06, 2013 04:33 AM (659DL)
Posted by: keep it simple, stupid at May 06, 2013 04:33 AM (MhA4j)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at May 06, 2013 04:35 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at May 06, 2013 04:37 AM (iqhbL)
Posted by: Icedog at May 06, 2013 04:37 AM (9ScGj)
Posted by: keep it simple, stupid at May 06, 2013 04:38 AM (MhA4j)
Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at May 06, 2013 04:38 AM (U2UQk)
Posted by: Bigby's Happy-Clappy Hands at May 06, 2013 08:11 AM (3ZtZW)
Sweet gums are nice until they start dropping those %^#&$^&#^ balls.
Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at May 06, 2013 04:40 AM (Gkhxf)
Posted by: keep it simple, stupid at May 06, 2013 04:40 AM (MhA4j)
Posted by: Icedog at May 06, 2013 04:42 AM (9ScGj)
It's a beautiful tree until it starts dropping the seed balls, which it does from late fall through February. They land on the driveway and freeze into the snow and ice, making a hazard for walking.
However, the tree is so big and beautiful I just don't want to lose it.
Posted by: Miss Marple at May 06, 2013 04:43 AM (GoIUi)
Posted by: Miss Marple at May 06, 2013 04:44 AM (GoIUi)
>>>If you bastards (other than me) would only stop eating Mexican food...
But it was cinqo de mayo
Posted by: Bigby's Happy-Clappy Hands at May 06, 2013 04:45 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: keep it simple, stupid at May 06, 2013 04:45 AM (MhA4j)
Posted by: Icedog at May 06, 2013 04:46 AM (9ScGj)
Posted by: keep it simple, stupid at May 06, 2013 04:46 AM (MhA4j)
Posted by: Bigby's Happy-Clappy Hands at May 06, 2013 04:48 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Miss Marple at May 06, 2013 08:25 AM (GoIUi)
This is the correct answer. He thought he would sound tough but never have to carry through with his tough talk. Notice that, to appease the base, they have thrown Barry under the bus.
Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at May 06, 2013 04:49 AM (Gkhxf)
Posted by: Vic at May 06, 2013 04:53 AM (53z96)
"Obama to Grads: Reject voices that warn of government tyranny"
So, in other words:
"Obama to Founders: Shut the fuck up, you're white, dead, and pissing on my campfire."
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 06, 2013 08:30 AM (cR5H6)
I'm sure the college grads, are thinking: Dude, like what's he talking about? There are trannies working for the government?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 06, 2013 05:17 AM (1Jaio)
Posted by: Y-not at May 06, 2013 06:11 AM (5H6zj)
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 06, 2013 08:31 AM (HXWkZ)
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