July 12, 2013
— Gabriel Malor Friday, woooooooo!
Check out this perfect follow-up to Sharknado. The video is something else.
Officials at Death Valley ask that you please stop frying eggs on the pavement. It's making a mess.
Rep. Pelosi gets three Pinocchios for claiming that the Obamacare employer mandate is not being delayed. Fact Checker editorializes: "one can see why most Americans hate politics."
Can't get this freakin song out of my head:
Have a great weekend.
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Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2013 02:51 AM (+98Gb)
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Posted by: Jean at July 12, 2013 02:55 AM (CMlD4)
Happy Birthday to you!
and me
Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at July 12, 2013 02:55 AM (MnSla)
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Posted by: waelse1 at July 12, 2013 03:09 AM (XZiBV)
Hello, fellow working chumps and pocketbooks of the FSA, and happy birthday, Sherry!
ItÂ’s another soul-destroying day in Obamerica.
Today IÂ’ve got a quick story about Irving Berlin:
During the filming of 1943’s This Is The Army, Berlin took to the soundstage in a WWI uniform to sing his hit, “Oh! How I Hate to Get Up in the Morning.” While a gifted songwriter, Berlin’s voice was strictly bathroom shower quality. As he croaked his way through the song, one of the grips turned to his friend and whispered, “If the guy who wrote that song heard this mope sing it, he’d kill himself.”
Later, after the movie had wrapped, Berlin sought out one of the actors. “You know, young man,” he said, “you have talent. There are a couple of minor defects – a slight huskiness in the voice, for example – but when the war is over, you should definitely consider a career in show business.”
Captain Ronald Reagan politely refrained from telling Berlin that heÂ’d already made over 20 movies by then.
And now, just continuing my Jean Harlow phase from yesterday – here’s a spicy publicity still from 1930’s Hell’s Angels:
This picture? Well, I give props to the costume department. But makeup and hairdressing should be shot:
And thatÂ’s it for me. Sorry for the light content. I hope you all have a wonderful weekend.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 12, 2013 03:10 AM (zF6Iw)
Uncanny: ANOTHER comedian embroiled in ‘civil rights’ fight with two lesbians after nightclub altercation
http://tinyurl.com/nl6mez8
Eddie Griffin is a comedian? A comedian? who knew. I thought he was an unfunny has been.
Link is to Five Feet of Fury
Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at July 12, 2013 03:10 AM (MnSla)
Posted by: fastfreefall at July 12, 2013 03:11 AM (Rw8tn)
http://youtu.be/lII5rXbxcCs
Something to make a birthday seem better or feel better.
Before James Cameron and his computers; there was Merriam Cooper, Paul Mantz, a B-25, and Cinerama.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 12, 2013 03:11 AM (ZbjNO)
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Posted by: just another guy at July 12, 2013 03:12 AM (uOblv)
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Posted by: General Zod at July 12, 2013 03:14 AM (Jsiw/)
So I log into Twitter this morning and see that the top trending tag is "#SharkNado"
How awesome is that?
And by "awesome" I mean "I need to get out more".
Posted by: Nighthawk at July 12, 2013 03:16 AM (OtQXp)
Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at July 12, 2013 03:17 AM (MnSla)
More rain here last night. Never seen the mosquitoes this bad - including after countless hurricanes.
Posted by: Golfman in NC at July 12, 2013 03:20 AM (MRYTR)
http://www.flyingmag.com/blogs/going-direct/asiana-214-crash-lessons-learned
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 12, 2013 03:20 AM (ZbjNO)
Posted by: spypeach at July 12, 2013 03:23 AM (0n1+D)
The average British women walks 180 miles shopping per year. ThatÂ’s the same as seven marathons. In the process, they burn at least 15,000 calories.
DailyMail
http://tinyurl.com/k5xm4ys
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 12, 2013 03:29 AM (kdS6q)
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Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 12, 2013 03:32 AM (ZbjNO)
Posted by: Mr. Dave at July 12, 2013 03:32 AM (UgOPZ)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 12, 2013 03:34 AM (jjvz+)
The average British woman walks 180 miles shopping per year.
Bet a lot of that shopping is for comfy shoes.
Posted by: Case at July 12, 2013 03:35 AM (jhRZ+)
The average British women walks 180 miles shopping per year. ThatÂ’s the same as seven marathons. In the process, they burn at least 15,000 calories.
.................................
If they want a little inspiration on what to buy next I see that the Clinton library is having a exhibition of pantsuits this week.
Posted by: Molly k. at July 12, 2013 03:35 AM (4ygzS)
Posted by: Mr. Dave at July 12, 2013 03:36 AM (UgOPZ)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at July 12, 2013 03:37 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Shark Cracka! at July 12, 2013 03:37 AM (cjFRv)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2013 03:37 AM (+98Gb)
We don't hate the game, sweetie, we hate you.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at July 12, 2013 03:37 AM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Jean at July 12, 2013 03:38 AM (CMlD4)
When three or more incompetent men gather it is a congress.
http://youtu.be/A3TGbKfkwGA
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 12, 2013 03:39 AM (ZbjNO)
We don't hate the game, sweetie, we hate you.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at July 12, 2013 07:37 AM (Gk3SS)
--To what are you referring, Ma'am?
Posted by: logprof at July 12, 2013 03:40 AM (3VBXw)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 12, 2013 03:41 AM (qbVkk)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2013 07:37 AM (JiYcJ)
................
Thanks a lot for that....Now I have that Reba Mcentire song "One honest heart" running through my head only it's "One honest shark".
Posted by: Molly k. at July 12, 2013 03:41 AM (4ygzS)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 12, 2013 03:42 AM (ZbjNO)
--To what are you referring, Ma'am?
Gabe's link upthread to the WaPo and the execrable homunculus Nasty Pelosi.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 12, 2013 03:43 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: EC at July 12, 2013 03:43 AM (doBIb)
Posted by: Molly k. at July 12, 2013 07:41 AM (4ygzS)
--Did you know that the young'uns of some sharks are referred to as mollys? Just sayin', as the kids say. . . .
Posted by: logprof at July 12, 2013 03:43 AM (3VBXw)
Posted by: logprof at July 12, 2013 07:40 AM (3VBXw)
The WaPo's Pinocchios to Pelosi for her total denying of reality on The Umbrella King's determination that we don't need to follow no stinking law.
I know it's against the Moron Way to actually read the posts, but it's a link in the post.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at July 12, 2013 03:43 AM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2013 03:45 AM (QJcz+)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars[/i][/b][/s] at July 12, 2013 03:45 AM (u6nf+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2013 03:46 AM (QJcz+)
Posted by: Killerdog at July 12, 2013 03:47 AM (Oi60j)
Seems pretty straightforward to me: you signed the baby's death warrant, you should be the one wielding the axe. There can be no phoning it in, literally.
So what we really have here is the clearest indication we'll need, as to whether ol' Jay has aspirations for higher office. If he signs it, or more accurately, does not veto it, he's not going to seek higher office. If he vetoes, that's his indication to the party that he's one of them, and he's dropping the "moderate" democrat label he's used to get elected to statewide office, including two terms as Governor.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 12, 2013 03:47 AM (BeSEI)
I know it's against the Moron Way to actually read the posts, but it's a link in the post.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at July 12, 2013 07:43 AM (Gk3SS)
--Thanks, atc! Heaven forfend I click on a WaPo link! 
Posted by: logprof at July 12, 2013 03:47 AM (3VBXw)
Posted by: logprof at July 12, 2013 03:48 AM (3VBXw)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars[/i][/b][/s] at July 12, 2013 03:50 AM (NokrH)
Posted by: Nighthawk at July 12, 2013 03:53 AM (OtQXp)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2013 03:54 AM (QJcz+)
I'm going to try to be a beach bum for one last day, but the weather is a little sketchy. What are the odds that the Zimmerman trial goes to the jury today? I want to be near a TV for the first hour or so of deliberations, hoping they come back with a slam dunk acquittal.
The chances are pretty good it goes to the jury today.
Judge and attorneys from both sides will be in court at 8, or 8:30 to go over a few last minute details. The jury is in at 9, and the defense presents it's closing arguments. Figger a couple hours. Break for lunch, reconvene at 1ish for State's rebuttal, which should be short. Jury is read their instructions, and sent off to the deliberation room by two or three pm.
What I think would be icing on the defense cake would be the jury deliberating for all of five minutes, before announcing they'd reached a verdict. Had the state an abundance of damning evidence...such a rapid verdict would favor 'guilty'....and since they don't have an abundance of evidence, (or any evidence at all, really), a quick verdict would favor GZ.
Which makes me wonder...would Judge Judy Snootch accept their verdict, or instruct them to deliberate some more, (wink wink wink winkety wink)?
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 12, 2013 03:55 AM (0IhFx)
Posted by: WaPo Fact Checker at July 12, 2013 03:55 AM (4XER9)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2013 07:54 AM (QJcz+)
--Seriously??? 
Posted by: logprof at July 12, 2013 03:55 AM (3VBXw)
Think of him as a colleague of Sam'l Colt. Or Mr Smith and Mr Wesson. But with a longer barrel.
Posted by: MrScribbler at July 12, 2013 03:56 AM (/RIVS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2013 03:57 AM (QJcz+)
Posted by: Dept. of Acuracy at July 12, 2013 03:58 AM (VWfCN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2013 07:57 AM (QJcz+)
--Saying Browning is a type of firearm is like saying Sofia Vergara is a woman.
Posted by: logprof at July 12, 2013 03:58 AM (3VBXw)
Posted by: Dept. of Acuracy at July 12, 2013 03:59 AM (VWfCN)
Posted by: @SOEarpiece at July 12, 2013 03:59 AM (QupBk)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2013 04:00 AM (QJcz+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2013 04:00 AM (QJcz+)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, The Colossus of Independence at July 12, 2013 04:01 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 12, 2013 04:01 AM (qbVkk)
I think that was the worst movie I've ever seen.
The way the sky was blue with light fluffy clouds in half the scenes...and there were shadows because it was sunny, even when they added in the CGI weather...
Posted by: Mama AJ at July 12, 2013 04:01 AM (SUKHu)
Posted by: WaPo Fact Checker at July 12, 2013 04:02 AM (4XER9)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2013 08:00 AM (QJcz+)
--LMAO, I'm joshin', I own no guns but I have learnt much via osmosis from this here site. FS we're teammates! 
Posted by: logprof at July 12, 2013 04:02 AM (3VBXw)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2013 07:54 AM (QJcz+)
===============
He was one of the most prolific inventors of firearms in the 20th century:
https://www.facebook.com/JohnMosesBrowning?group_id=0
Posted by: Nighthawk at July 12, 2013 04:03 AM (OtQXp)
Posted by: Texas T at July 12, 2013 04:03 AM (WOIT0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2013 04:03 AM (QJcz+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2013 04:05 AM (QJcz+)
I didn't watch your shark tornado movie, but I do recall the tornado movie we were supposed to take seriously. The one with Helen Hunt, and Bill Paxton (or whatever his name is).
There were scenes where, from one angle you would see people driving into away from tornadoes, with cows and tractors flying all over the place, then they would cut to another view out a different window of the car, and you would see peaceful skies, with CARS DRIVING PEACEFULLY TOWARD THE AREA FROM WHICH THE TORNADO IS COMING!!
It was ridiculous, but that's why I watch that movie anytime I come across it. For the bloopers.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 12, 2013 04:05 AM (BeSEI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2013 08:03 AM (QJcz+)
--Yes, but gun Morons the Sofia Vergara analogy was apt, right?
Posted by: logprof at July 12, 2013 04:05 AM (3VBXw)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2013 04:07 AM (+98Gb)
Posted by: logprof at July 12, 2013 07:58 AM (3VBXw)
Or like saying Christina Hendricks' breasticles are just breasticles.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, The Colossus of Independence at July 12, 2013 04:07 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: Jay in PA at July 12, 2013 04:08 AM (WSgyE)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars[/i][/b][/s] at July 12, 2013 04:08 AM (xCh2P)
http://www.docstoc.com/docs/159748267/Zimmerman-Final-Jury-Instructions
After reading all of those, I don't see how it's possible for the jury to convict on either charge.
Posted by: spypeach at July 12, 2013 07:23 AM (0n1+D)
I do. Pretty simple. The jury just decides to listen to the prosecution and the judge and ignore the actual law. There you go, guilty.
Posted by: buzzion at July 12, 2013 04:08 AM (LI48c)
Posted by: logprof at July 12, 2013 08:05 AM (3VBXw)
Yup.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, The Colossus of Independence at July 12, 2013 04:08 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2013 04:08 AM (+98Gb)
>>you would see peaceful skies, with CARS DRIVING PEACEFULLY TOWARD THE AREA FROM WHICH THE TORNADO IS COMING!!
Heh. Yeh, people were "running from the sharks" on the beach for several minutes.
I didn't expect it to be good or anything, but...man.
Posted by: Mama AJ at July 12, 2013 04:09 AM (SUKHu)
Posted by: Cretin, a high-grade moron at July 12, 2013 04:09 AM (c9aNZ)
Posted by: Thunderb at July 12, 2013 04:09 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at July 12, 2013 04:10 AM (kXoT0)
Who is Sofia Vergara?
Posted by: BurtTC at July 12, 2013 08:08 AM (BeSEI)
--Watch and learn:
(click nick)
Posted by: logprof at July 12, 2013 04:10 AM (3VBXw)
Posted by: Cretin, a high-grade moron at July 12, 2013 04:10 AM (c9aNZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2013 04:11 AM (QJcz+)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2013 04:11 AM (MJFVz)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 12, 2013 04:12 AM (qbVkk)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at July 12, 2013 06:50 AM (kXoT0)
There's your problem. You went to the gym. Rookie mistake.
Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at July 12, 2013 04:12 AM (Gkhxf)
How elite security ninjas choose and safeguard their passwords
Cryptographer Bruce Schneier said he sometimes also forgoes the benefits of a password manager in favor of passcodes that are easier to remember. The process involves picking a long, memorable sentence and turning it into a password. "When I was seven, my sister threw my stuffed rabbit in the toilet" becomes "WIw7,mstmsritt..." and "Long time ago in a galaxy not far away at all" becomes "Ltime@go-inag~faaa!".
arstechnica.com
http://tinyurl.com/mtf8yy4
"Why a four year old child could understand this!"
*Quick -- run out and get me a four year old child. I can't make heads or tails out of it.*
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 12, 2013 04:12 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2013 04:12 AM (QJcz+)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars[/i][/b][/s] at July 12, 2013 04:13 AM (xCh2P)
Posted by: Thunderb at July 12, 2013 04:13 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at July 12, 2013 08:10 AM (kXoT0)
--Actually, I think she's from Colombia, like her Modern Family character. (Though I have no problem looking it up)
Posted by: logprof at July 12, 2013 04:13 AM (3VBXw)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 12, 2013 04:14 AM (4XER9)
I was kinda pulling FS's leg there, after she asked the same question about Browning.
Although, yeah, I don't REALLY know who Sofia Whatshername is. But I'm not sure I need to know, do I? I have seen pictures of her, that's seems to be enough.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 12, 2013 04:15 AM (BeSEI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2013 04:15 AM (QJcz+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2013 08:12 AM (QJcz+)
--Whatever the case, I gather you bombed the analogy portion of the SAT.
Posted by: logprof at July 12, 2013 04:15 AM (3VBXw)
Posted by: AmishDude at July 12, 2013 04:15 AM (xSegX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2013 04:16 AM (QJcz+)
Posted by: Cretin, a high-grade moron at July 12, 2013 04:16 AM (c9aNZ)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 12, 2013 08:12 AM (qbVkk)
Easy, we get Gabriel Macht, Joe Manganiello, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Henry Cavill, Chris Pine, Paul Walker, and then on Sundays, we let them rest.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at July 12, 2013 04:16 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2013 04:17 AM (QJcz+)
Why? Because of Traynado!!!
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 12, 2013 04:17 AM (ZbjNO)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2013 04:17 AM (+98Gb)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2013 08:12 AM (QJcz+)
Maybe some... But like I said earlier, Browning made guns the way Christina Hendricks has boobehs.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, The Colossus of Independence at July 12, 2013 04:17 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: RWC at July 12, 2013 04:18 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Bill R. at July 12, 2013 04:18 AM (QnRSM)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars[/i][/b][/s] at July 12, 2013 04:18 AM (V97CL)
Posted by: zsasz at July 12, 2013 04:18 AM (MMC8r)
Although, yeah, I don't REALLY know who Sofia Whatshername is. But I'm not sure I need to know, do I? I have seen pictures of her, that's seems to be enough.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 12, 2013 08:15 AM (BeSEI)
--Well, I am not a Twatter, but if I were she'd be my only "follow" (again, click nick thanx to pixy)
Posted by: logprof at July 12, 2013 04:18 AM (3VBXw)
Black Panthers promising unrest all over America if Zimmerman is acquitted.
And nowhere to be found? An LEO or GOP to stand up and say, "Go ahead. But it'll be the last thing you ever do."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 12, 2013 04:19 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: rickl at July 12, 2013 04:19 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2013 04:20 AM (QJcz+)
Posted by: RWC at July 12, 2013 04:20 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: logprof at July 12, 2013 08:05 AM (3VBXw)
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Quite!
Posted by: Nighthawk at July 12, 2013 04:21 AM (OtQXp)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2013 04:22 AM (QJcz+)
The one with Helen Hunt, and Bill Paxton (or whatever his name is).
Posted by: BurtTC at July 12, 2013 08:05 AM (BeSEI)
***
Twister. Sorta liked that movie.
Posted by: rich@gmu at July 12, 2013 04:22 AM (X/gAq)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars[/i][/b][/s] at July 12, 2013 04:22 AM (RZ1au)
Posted by: AmishDude at July 12, 2013 04:22 AM (xSegX)
Posted by: zsasz at July 12, 2013 08:18 AM (MMC8r)
Exactly, and most Barbies wind up looking like roadkill after a little girl has hauled them around by the hair for a couple of weeks.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at July 12, 2013 04:22 AM (kXoT0)
I don't usually read The Corner any more, but I clicked over there this morning and the top entry right now is from Maggie Gallagher about boycotts and she writes this:
>>I think itÂ’s unfair, destructive, and wicked to boycott a whole corporation because of the personal beliefs of one member of that corporation.
>>I think its repellent to boycott or blacklist an artist because of his personal views. ItÂ’s the heart of McCarthyism to me.
I don't know if she means "organize a boycott" in the second paragraph.
I hope so, but either way, McCarthyism?? Not buying shit does not equal gov't hearings.
Posted by: Mama AJ at July 12, 2013 04:23 AM (SUKHu)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2013 04:23 AM (QJcz+)
You are right, she is Colombian.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at July 12, 2013 08:19 AM (kXoT0)
--and may I add, she turned 41 two days ago!
Posted by: logprof, also married to a Latina hottie at July 12, 2013 04:23 AM (3VBXw)
I made it 1/2 thru the Sharknado livestream, and all I got was drunk.
Not even a fucking t-shirt.
Posted by: Beefy at July 12, 2013 04:24 AM (i7B17)
You think you've seen everything and you think you've heard everything. That nothing can seem any more ridiculous than anything you've already seen. As proof that that might not be altogether true, I submit this headline for your consideration-------------Taxpayer-funded Clinton library hosts pantsuit exhibition
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at July 12, 2013 04:24 AM (X+nFp)
Posted by: Shark Cracka! at July 12, 2013 04:24 AM (cjFRv)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at July 12, 2013 08:16 AM (kXoT0)
I only know one of those names, and that's because of Star Trek.
If we're putting in requests, though, I call dibs on Barbara Stanwyck, Clara Bow, Marilyn Monroe, Carolyn Jones and Jessica Rabbit.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 12, 2013 04:24 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Shark Cracka! at July 12, 2013 04:25 AM (cjFRv)
Posted by: AmishDude at July 12, 2013 04:25 AM (xSegX)
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 12, 2013 04:26 AM (VtjlW)
>>I think itÂ’s unfair, destructive, and wicked to boycott a whole corporation because of the personal beliefs of one member of that corporation.
>>I think its repellent to boycott or blacklist an artist because of his personal views. ItÂ’s the heart of McCarthyism to me.
I don't know if she means "organize a boycott" in the second paragraph.
I hope so, but either way, McCarthyism?? Not buying shit does not equal gov't hearings.
Posted by: Mama AJ at July 12, 2013 08:23 AM (SUKHu)
--The only Corner posts I read anymore are Steyn's.
Posted by: logprof, also married to a Latina hottie at July 12, 2013 04:26 AM (3VBXw)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars[/i][/b][/s] at July 12, 2013 04:27 AM (QlTaC)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 12, 2013 04:27 AM (4XER9)
Posted by: blindside at July 12, 2013 04:27 AM (x7g7t)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 12, 2013 08:24 AM (zF6Iw)
--If you're going for Jessica Rabbit, you may as well submit Sofia Vergara.
Have at her, I have my own.
Posted by: logprof, also married to a Latina hottie at July 12, 2013 04:28 AM (3VBXw)
Posted by: spypeach at July 12, 2013 04:28 AM (0n1+D)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 12, 2013 08:24 AM (zF6Iw)
What, you are not watching Magic City on STARZ and therefore don't know who plays Ike Evans?
BTW, Tim Olyphant called me and scolded me for leaving him out of the line up.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at July 12, 2013 04:28 AM (kXoT0)
Jennifer Lawrence, Cote de Pablo, Ellen Page, Olivia Wilde, Emma Stone, Jayma Mays and Amy Sloan.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, The Colossus of Independence at July 12, 2013 04:28 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 12, 2013 04:28 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: Cretin, a high-grade moron at July 12, 2013 04:28 AM (c9aNZ)
>>It's weird how clicking on an ace link to what he says is a hot chick and a Malor music link both yield remarkably similar results.
I'm sure I don't know what you mean.
Posted by: London Boys at July 12, 2013 04:29 AM (SUKHu)
Posted by: RWC at July 12, 2013 04:29 AM (fWAjv)
" I am drawing a blank this morning and didn't make coffee. It got a simple colloquial name."
Would that be "Lawfare"? "Legislarceny"? "Federal form F*ckery"?
Posted by: Chariots of Toast at July 12, 2013 04:29 AM (mm+xE)
Posted by: rich@gmu at July 12, 2013 04:29 AM (X/gAq)
Posted by: Shark Cracka! at July 12, 2013 04:30 AM (cjFRv)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 12, 2013 04:31 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2013 04:31 AM (QJcz+)
Posted by: jakeman at July 12, 2013 04:31 AM (96M6e)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, The Colossus of Independence at July 12, 2013 08:28 AM
--Isn't the former the over-tatted director of the latter in Juno? And is the latter of drinking age in the USA yet?
Posted by: logprof, also married to a Latina hottie at July 12, 2013 04:31 AM (3VBXw)
Did you see that this is Cote's last season on NCIS?
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at July 12, 2013 04:32 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: rich@gmu at July 12, 2013 04:32 AM (X/gAq)
Posted by: AmishDude at July 12, 2013 04:32 AM (xSegX)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 12, 2013 04:33 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 12, 2013 04:33 AM (qyfb5)
Posted by: jakeman at July 12, 2013 04:33 AM (96M6e)
Too early in the morning to riff on "If Sofia's vag had a gun, it would be a Browning..."?
Posted by: jakeman at July 12, 2013 08:31 AM (96M6e)
--Insult! Sofia would be more like Big Bertha http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_Gun
Posted by: logprof, also married to a Latina hottie at July 12, 2013 04:34 AM (3VBXw)
Posted by: AmishDude at July 12, 2013 04:35 AM (xSegX)
Sherry - I did, and I don't know what I'm going to do now...
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, The Colossus of Independence at July 12, 2013 04:35 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 12, 2013 04:35 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at July 12, 2013 08:16 AM (kXoT0)
May I request Jim Caviezel, please??
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at July 12, 2013 04:36 AM (mPKiR)
Posted by: AmishDude at July 12, 2013 04:36 AM (xSegX)
Posted by: RWC at July 12, 2013 04:37 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 12, 2013 04:37 AM (4XER9)
Unless they become the Pink Panthers, they're way too low on Obama's totem pole.
Posted by: AmishDude at July 12, 2013 08:35 AM (xSegX)
--There is actually a cadre of "Pink Panthers" who patrol DC to look out for gay-bashers there. Awesome name.
Posted by: logprof, also married to a Latina hottie at July 12, 2013 04:37 AM (3VBXw)
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at July 12, 2013 08:36 AM (mPKiR)
But, of course, we 'ettes may suggest and request to our hearts' contentment.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at July 12, 2013 04:38 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 12, 2013 04:39 AM (jjvz+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2013 04:39 AM (QJcz+)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 12, 2013 04:39 AM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 12, 2013 04:40 AM (jjvz+)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2013 04:40 AM (+98Gb)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 12, 2013 04:40 AM (4XER9)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 12, 2013 08:33 AM (XIxXP)
To each their own. Kerr's attractive, but she's got too much of that repressed housewife look for my taste; she seems more bitter than smoldering.
I also decided to add Gloria Swanson and Pola Negri to my list. Bitchy, yes, but absolute terrors in the sack.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 12, 2013 04:40 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: RWC at July 12, 2013 04:41 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Shark Cracka! at July 12, 2013 04:41 AM (cjFRv)
Black Panthers promising unrest all over America if Zimmerman is acquitted.
Fine. Think they will bring skiddles to a gunfight?
Posted by: Case at July 12, 2013 04:41 AM (jhRZ+)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 12, 2013 08:40 AM (4XER9)
So, you missed the links to Sofia. Pay attention, man, it's not rocket surgery.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at July 12, 2013 04:42 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 12, 2013 04:42 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, The Colossus of Independence at July 12, 2013 08:35 AM (fwARV)
--Wow, not that far off the mark: Diablo Cody (apparently kept her stripper name) was the aforementioned Juno director. Ellen Page (yes, a pint-sized hottie) played when --doing the math-- 14 or 15 Trina, Jim Lahey's daughter in Trailer Park Boys . . . before disappearing from the plot of that show altogether.
Posted by: logprof, also married to a Latina hottie at July 12, 2013 04:42 AM (3VBXw)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 12, 2013 04:42 AM (qyfb5)
Posted by: RWC at July 12, 2013 04:42 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2013 04:43 AM (QJcz+)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile at July 12, 2013 08:39 AM (qyfb5)
Wanna bet?
Posted by: Judge "It's a Tax!" Roberts at July 12, 2013 04:43 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 12, 2013 04:43 AM (4XER9)
Please, anyone got a pointy-elbowed palette cleanser?
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 12, 2013 08:40 AM (4XER9)
--Dude, click my nick.
I'm too lazy to erase it.
Posted by: logprof, also married to a Latina hottie at July 12, 2013 04:44 AM (3VBXw)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 12, 2013 04:45 AM (4XER9)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 12, 2013 04:45 AM (qyfb5)
Posted by: spypeach at July 12, 2013 04:45 AM (0n1+D)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 12, 2013 08:43 AM (4XER9)
Good to know that 4-5 posts by the 'ettes about hot guys is overpowering sausagey....
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at July 12, 2013 04:45 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 12, 2013 04:45 AM (jjvz+)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2013 04:46 AM (MJFVz)
Posted by: Jay in PA at July 12, 2013 08:08 AM (WSgyE)
A true leader could do so much good.
Why did Henry Louis Gates, who just got back from an overseas trip, not produce his PASSPORT when asked for ID? But noooooo... it was the police that acted stupidly. F*ckin' tool.
Posted by: Golfman in NC at July 12, 2013 04:46 AM (MRYTR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2013 04:46 AM (QJcz+)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 12, 2013 04:46 AM (jjvz+)
Speaking of faces, there are things I'd like her to do to mine...
(all ettes offended - please earmuff yourselves [or blindfold, as the case may be])
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, The Colossus of Independence at July 12, 2013 04:46 AM (fwARV)
Damn, you Ette's are turning it into a sausage fest in here.
Please, anyone got a pointy-elbowed palette cleanser?
As you wish. Sophia Loren:
http://tinyurl.com/m29jhet
Posted by: Judge at July 12, 2013 04:47 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2013 04:47 AM (MJFVz)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 12, 2013 04:48 AM (jjvz+)
Posted by: rich@gmu at July 12, 2013 04:48 AM (X/gAq)
Posted by: Shark Cracka! at July 12, 2013 04:48 AM (cjFRv)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at July 12, 2013 08:45 AM (kXoT0)
-- Correct
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at July 12, 2013 04:48 AM (R8hU8)
Posted by: EC at July 12, 2013 04:49 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: RWC at July 12, 2013 04:49 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: spypeach at July 12, 2013 04:50 AM (0n1+D)
Obama is not a leader in any sense of the word. For his entire life, he has been nothing but a lazy opportunist who slouched and grouched his way to the top by playing the race card. He parleyed a caramel colored hide and White speech patterns into a Presidency, where he has lazed away his days and abrogated his duties and ignored his oath.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at July 12, 2013 04:51 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 12, 2013 04:51 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2013 04:52 AM (QJcz+)
http://tinyurl.com/m29jhet
Posted by: Judge at July 12, 2013 08:47 AM (zF6Iw)
--Ah yes, I'd say Vergara is the heirass apparent to Loren. :-)
Posted by: logprof, also married to a Latina hottie at July 12, 2013 04:52 AM (3VBXw)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 12, 2013 04:53 AM (4XER9)
Posted by: mindful webworker at July 12, 2013 04:53 AM (+kzsa)
Posted by: hobbes at July 12, 2013 04:53 AM (dfwJa)
Posted by: spypeach at July 12, 2013 04:54 AM (0n1+D)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 12, 2013 04:54 AM (jjvz+)
Six point five minute compilation. At one point she is Venus rising from the sea clad only in two starfish and a clam shell. You are welcome.
http://youtu.be/lzKrMfni29c
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 12, 2013 04:54 AM (ZbjNO)
Posted by: mindful webworker at July 12, 2013 08:53 AM (+kzsa)
My sister works for a chiropractor here in Tulsa. I have gone to that chiro for years. It helps.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at July 12, 2013 04:55 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 12, 2013 04:55 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at July 12, 2013 04:56 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 12, 2013 04:56 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: Shark Cracka! at July 12, 2013 04:56 AM (cjFRv)
Of course they do, they've been trained--and their experience is--that a system of spoils is better than a system of rights.
They have no concept that their spoils are being taken from someone else--and that someones are fast approaching the boiling point.
But, keep pushing.
It's time we find out where we stand . . . .
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 12, 2013 04:57 AM (VjL9S)
Posted by: logprof at July 12, 2013 08:52 AM (3VBXw)
--I think I made a Freudian lapsis digiti
Posted by: logprof, also married to a Latina hottie at July 12, 2013 04:57 AM (3VBXw)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 12, 2013 08:54 AM (jjvz+)
OMG, if the 'ettes take the sausage fest over 10 posts, BtW will not survive.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at July 12, 2013 04:58 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 12, 2013 04:58 AM (jjvz+)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 12, 2013 04:59 AM (4XER9)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 12, 2013 04:59 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 12, 2013 04:59 AM (qyfb5)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2013 04:59 AM (QJcz+)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 12, 2013 05:00 AM (jjvz+)
Posted by: EC at July 12, 2013 05:00 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 12, 2013 05:01 AM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 12, 2013 05:01 AM (jjvz+)
Posted by: southdakotaboy at July 12, 2013 05:02 AM (Baypg)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2013 05:02 AM (MJFVz)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 12, 2013 05:02 AM (4XER9)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2013 05:02 AM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 12, 2013 05:02 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 12, 2013 05:03 AM (jjvz+)
Posted by: Thunderb at July 12, 2013 05:04 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Ma Bell at July 12, 2013 05:04 AM (RLdcX)
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at July 12, 2013 05:04 AM (DoZD+)
I think he is handsome and funny and that's a killer combination. And.... he's musical.
I loved Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid. And Rachel Ward was pretty damned easy on the eyes, too.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 12, 2013 05:05 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Victimman, The Most Powerful Victim in the Universe! at July 12, 2013 05:05 AM (ZR4Xh)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 12, 2013 05:05 AM (4XER9)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 12, 2013 05:05 AM (jjvz+)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 12, 2013 05:06 AM (4XER9)
Posted by: Thunderb at July 12, 2013 05:06 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: RWC at July 12, 2013 05:06 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 12, 2013 09:05 AM (4XER9)
Once you're on scope, identifying the cars won't be hard. Seriously.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, The Colossus of Independence at July 12, 2013 05:06 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 12, 2013 05:07 AM (jjvz+)
Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula_51 at July 12, 2013 05:07 AM (Vgn84)
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 12, 2013 05:07 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: EC at July 12, 2013 05:07 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 12, 2013 05:08 AM (jjvz+)
Yeah, one of my co-workers is a former jock, HS football, he makes his 40s miserable by trying to pretend he is still 16. Two expensive and mess divorces and two college aged kids who are heavy into smoking pot, but, he is perfect and he cannot understand why life has afflicted him with all these losers.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at July 12, 2013 05:08 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: jakeman at July 12, 2013 05:10 AM (96M6e)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 12, 2013 05:10 AM (ZbjNO)
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 12, 2013 09:07 AM (VtjlW)
--and now that I know Page is of age I can dream about her a little more cleanly (when wifey is not around).
Posted by: logprof, also married to a Latina hottie at July 12, 2013 05:11 AM (3VBXw)
Posted by: Thunderb at July 12, 2013 05:11 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 12, 2013 05:11 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: spypeach at July 12, 2013 05:12 AM (0n1+D)
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at July 12, 2013 05:12 AM (DoZD+)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 12, 2013 05:12 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 12, 2013 05:13 AM (X6akg)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 12, 2013 05:13 AM (jjvz+)
Posted by: logprof, also married to a Latina hottie at July 12, 2013 05:14 AM (3VBXw)
Same here. I like to think I would stay strong and vote to acquit him on all counts, but, with the Left and all the AA grievance monsters promising retribution, it might be very hard to stay that brave.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at July 12, 2013 05:14 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: EC at July 12, 2013 05:14 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 12, 2013 05:14 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 12, 2013 05:14 AM (jjvz+)
As in, "fuck you bitch, you got nothing and you and I know it."
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 12, 2013 05:14 AM (VjL9S)
"I'm sooo tired..."
Posted by: EC at July 12, 2013 09:07 AM (GQ8sn)
===========
One of my all-time favorite movies: Blazing Saddles mocked racism and it is a great example of how far BACKWARDS race relations have gone in this country since the 1970s- thanks to the likes of "community organizers".
Gotta go to work now- see y'all later. Happy Birthday Sherry and Joe!
Posted by: Nighthawk at July 12, 2013 05:15 AM (OtQXp)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 12, 2013 05:15 AM (jjvz+)
Posted by: Victimman, The Most Powerful Victim in the Universe! at July 12, 2013 05:15 AM (ZR4Xh)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 12, 2013 09:15 AM (jjvz+)
If you're right, I hope everyone has fresh mags.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, The Colossus of Independence at July 12, 2013 05:16 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 12, 2013 05:16 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 12, 2013 05:16 AM (qyfb5)
Posted by: fastfreefall at July 12, 2013 05:17 AM (Rw8tn)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 12, 2013 05:17 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 12, 2013 05:17 AM (ZbjNO)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 12, 2013 05:17 AM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 12, 2013 09:11 AM (XIxXP)
Me too. I worked with him elsewhere where he met and married wife #2 after they had an affair which ended the first marriage, a truly miserable bitch. He was astonished when she kicked him out. I do feel sorry about his kids, they are both smart enough, athletic, and attractive, but, all they do is smoke as much dope as they can get, so the looks and smarts are fading fast.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at July 12, 2013 05:18 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: EC at July 12, 2013 05:19 AM (GQ8sn)
Wait, what'd I do now?
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at July 12, 2013 05:19 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 12, 2013 05:19 AM (jjvz+)
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 12, 2013 05:20 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 12, 2013 05:20 AM (ZbjNO)
It's damned refreshing to see a defense lawyer have such obvious respect for the law.
And damned frightening to see a state prosecutor have such disdain for it.
Posted by: @JohnTant at July 12, 2013 05:20 AM (tVWQB)
Posted by: EC at July 12, 2013 05:20 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 12, 2013 05:21 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 12, 2013 05:21 AM (qyfb5)
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 12, 2013 05:21 AM (VtjlW)
Priceless.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 12, 2013 05:21 AM (ZbjNO)
Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 12, 2013 05:22 AM (X6akg)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 12, 2013 05:22 AM (qyfb5)
Posted by: EC at July 12, 2013 05:22 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 12, 2013 05:22 AM (iZFTd)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 12, 2013 05:24 AM (qyfb5)
Posted by: RWC at July 12, 2013 05:24 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 12, 2013 05:24 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Shark Cracka! at July 12, 2013 05:25 AM (cjFRv)
Posted by: southdakotaboy at July 12, 2013 05:25 AM (Baypg)
Franki Valli's Sherry is my ringtone on my phone. Yo should see the heads pop up when it starts belting out, "Sherry, baby, can you come out tonight."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qvdx_2nJVGY
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at July 12, 2013 05:26 AM (kXoT0)
....has been sitting next to De La Riando for most of the trial.Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 12, 2013 05:26 AM (X6akg)
Goooood morning, all! I am torn between being happy or being depressed this morning.
Reason to be happy: FRIDAY
Reason to be unhappy: Am at work. 
Reason to be happy: I've finally identified the marsh bird I've seen a couple of times on my way home from work as a Green Heron. I have decided to name him Hermy.
Reason to be unhappy: NASCAR traffic. *whine*
Reason to be happy: We should have relatively good weather for NASCAR.
Reason to be unhappy: THERE WAS A BIG ASS FUCKING SPIDER WEAVING AN EGG SACK ON THE INSIDE --INSIDE!! - OF MY SLIDING DOOR THIS MORNING. I came very close to hurling. It was unbelievably vile. *turns green*
... I think I'm going to go with "happy" today. It's Friday and I've got Hermy to say hello to on the way home, and my daddy came and got rid of the disgusting spider for me. Cuz my dad rules.
So, until the Zimmerman trial starts up again, or someone in Washington does something astoundingly stupid and/or illegal, I'm going to be happy, dammit.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 12, 2013 05:26 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 12, 2013 05:26 AM (vndrU)
http://youtu.be/kOaHONFVR5M
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 12, 2013 05:27 AM (ZbjNO)
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 12, 2013 05:29 AM (VtjlW)
Hmmm. I was pondering skipping out of work a touch early to see the 4:45 Pacific Rim showing but there's a 6:15 as well. Hmmm. Stupid being a simulacrum of a responsible adult.
I'm heading in a little early to work just to get out early enough to see it.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 12, 2013 05:29 AM (lr3d7)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2013 05:29 AM (MJFVz)
Sharknado was so bad porn actors were commenting on how bad the acting was.
Posted by: polynikes at July 12, 2013 05:29 AM (m2CN7)
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at July 12, 2013 05:29 AM (DoZD+)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 12, 2013 09:26 AM (4df7R)
Is that all the thanks I get for trying to get your heart started in the morning? Coffee's bad for you, you know!
Posted by: Big Ass Fucking Spider at July 12, 2013 05:30 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: EC at July 12, 2013 05:30 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at July 12, 2013 05:30 AM (8JJ6O)
Posted by: RWC at July 12, 2013 05:30 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 12, 2013 09:29 AM (VtjlW)
If you kept your pants on you deserve a day off!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 12, 2013 05:31 AM (gqgiP)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 12, 2013 05:31 AM (iZFTd)
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 12, 2013 05:31 AM (VtjlW)
I was pondering this the other day, and although I believe myself to be a principled guy, I think I would be very concerned for my extended families safety and security if I were a juror in this trial. And I think it is more than the IRS, I think DEA, BATF, and HHS will also have these jurors (and their families) on a Sh#t list for the rest of their lives. I don't doubt the esteemed NBPP community organizers will "unexpectedly" have access to their records as well.
This country has just about made it to third world status.
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 12, 2013 05:32 AM (XdnQT)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 12, 2013 05:32 AM (gqgiP)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 12, 2013 05:33 AM (qyfb5)
Posted by: EC at July 12, 2013 05:33 AM (GQ8sn)
...could be worse. You could have found a big ass empty egg sack.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at July 12, 2013 05:33 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: EC at July 12, 2013 05:34 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 12, 2013 05:35 AM (iZFTd)
Some of us learned our painful lesson about Gabe's taste in "music" a long time ago, and don't even bother clicking.
Though whenever I see that Sam Tsui guy's name, I remember Ace mocking his shit-acapella Glee-inspired version of "Don't Stop Believing" and smile.
Posted by: Waterhouse at July 12, 2013 05:35 AM (pEz1z)
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 12, 2013 05:35 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 12, 2013 05:35 AM (X6akg)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 12, 2013 05:36 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: mindful webworker at July 12, 2013 05:36 AM (ItCyz)
Posted by: Shark Cracka! at July 12, 2013 05:36 AM (cjFRv)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 12, 2013 09:32 AM (gqgiP)
I don't have sound but I can't imagine it being any less gay looking if I did. Without the sound it appears two grown guys playing patty cake .
Posted by: polynikes at July 12, 2013 05:37 AM (m2CN7)
Posted by: RWC at July 12, 2013 05:37 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 12, 2013 05:38 AM (ZbjNO)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 12, 2013 05:38 AM (qyfb5)
Posted by: RWC at July 12, 2013 05:38 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: EC at July 12, 2013 05:38 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 12, 2013 05:39 AM (ZbjNO)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 12, 2013 05:39 AM (qyfb5)
I deserve a medal.
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 12, 2013 09:29 AM (VtjlW)
I too made that same vow, AtC. And what am I doing an hour after getting to work? Chattin' on the HQ. *throws hands up in defeat*
"Hey y'all! Party at MWR's place! Be there or be a 7-legged freak!!!"
Posted by: EC at July 12, 2013 09:30 AM (GQ8sn)
IT. WAS. DISGUSTING. *ralph!*
Is that all the thanks I get for trying to get your heart started in the morning? Coffee's bad for you, you know!
Posted by: Big Ass Fucking Spider at July 12, 2013 09:30 AM (zF6Iw)
Shut your mouth, you! Or mandibles. Whatever. SHUSH.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 12, 2013 05:39 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: EC at July 12, 2013 05:39 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 12, 2013 05:40 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 12, 2013 05:40 AM (ZbjNO)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 12, 2013 05:42 AM (ZbjNO)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 12, 2013 05:42 AM (vndrU)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at July 12, 2013 09:33 AM (/kI1Q)
*SHUDDER* Oh God... Don't even...
Two mornings ago walk into the kitchen, flip on light, and see movement. There atop the paper towel dispenser was a brown striped spider sitting there. I stopped and looked. All eight legs out, it was about the same size as the dispenser stone stopper it was sitting on. I calmly went and grabbed the can of bug spray and opened fire. It did not live though had to abandon the kitchen for almost a half hour. Followed by using needle-nose pliers to pick up the carcass by a leg and drop in garbage.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 12, 2013 09:38 AM (ZbjNO)
{{{Anna Puma}}} My poor fellow 'ette. You are braver than I! I would have had to sell the damn house.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 12, 2013 05:42 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Polly at July 12, 2013 05:42 AM (iZFTd)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 12, 2013 05:43 AM (ZbjNO)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 12, 2013 09:42 AM (ZbjNO
Someone MAKE. THIS. HAPPEN.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at July 12, 2013 05:43 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: EC at July 12, 2013 05:43 AM (GQ8sn)
Alternative:
Lure it into a shipping box with a couple of crickets.
Seal up, mail to AtC.
Move to Paraguay.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 12, 2013 05:43 AM (gqgiP)
Posted by: Thunderb at July 12, 2013 05:44 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 12, 2013 05:45 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 12, 2013 05:45 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: EC at July 12, 2013 05:47 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 12, 2013 09:45 AM ...................No but I met the girl from Ipanema once, and I stayed at a Holiday Inn express once, so I am qualified to be a judge in Florida.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 12, 2013 05:49 AM (vndrU)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 12, 2013 05:50 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula_51 at July 12, 2013 06:06 AM (Vgn84)
Posted by: mindful webworker at July 12, 2013 06:30 AM (jNNPU)
Obama is totally stoked over the prospect of more wealth redistribution, especially the Air Jordans and widescreen tvs.
Posted by: Kim at July 12, 2013 07:41 AM (ICqvM)
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