August 20, 2013
— Gabriel Malor Happy Tuesday.
I've got to run into the office early, so you'll have to amuse yourselves quietly this morning. Here, let's get that bulging vein in your forehead started right with the news that conservative groups are running attack ads against Republicans. Permanent Democratic majority, guys. Feel it.
Posted by: Gabriel Malor at
02:19 AM
| Comments (533)
Post contains 56 words, total size 1 kb.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 20, 2013 02:24 AM (uhAkr)
85% of your social policy choices and cool kidz aftertaste....
Posted by: miguel ambivalence@sven10077 at August 20, 2013 02:25 AM (A4hKL)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 20, 2013 02:28 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: Jean at August 20, 2013 02:29 AM (CMlD4)
any day you're above ground and not speaking like Ted Kennedy is preferable to the alternative...
Posted by: miguel ambivalence@sven10077 at August 20, 2013 02:29 AM (A4hKL)
"hey dumbass conservatives we are not doing away with Federal interference in medical coverage assholes so no we replace it
Hey Mooch how's about we replace YOU?
Posted by: miguel ambivalence@sven10077 at August 20, 2013 02:30 AM (A4hKL)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 20, 2013 02:30 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: Jean at August 20, 2013 02:31 AM (CMlD4)
Good Morning Morons. Today is Tuesday, August 20, 2013. On this day in 1308 Pope Clement V pardoned Jacques de Molay, the last Grand Master of the Knights Templar, absolving him of charges of heresy. This is after he had supported the French monarchy burning Molay at the stake and in crushing the order and literally stealing all their lands and wealth. This was not a good time for the reputation of the Pope. And this BS pardon did little for Molay since he was already dead in an excruciating execution.
Posted by: Vic at August 20, 2013 02:31 AM (lZvxr)
http://tinyurl.com/mceq6g8
Posted by: Vic at August 20, 2013 02:31 AM (lZvxr)
http://tinyurl.com/lg6mq67
Posted by: Vic at August 20, 2013 02:32 AM (lZvxr)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 20, 2013 02:32 AM (XIxXP)
http://tinyurl.com/lpkvlf3
Posted by: Vic at August 20, 2013 02:32 AM (lZvxr)
http://tinyurl.com/n2zgtrl
Posted by: Vic at August 20, 2013 02:32 AM (lZvxr)
http://tinyurl.com/lleesy5
Posted by: Vic at August 20, 2013 02:32 AM (lZvxr)
Hey YOU YOU CONSERVATIVE how dare you engage in the political process asshole?
Don't you know you're supposed to unceasingly take Rinse n Wear Priebus' word for what works?
Posted by: miguel ambivalence@sven10077 at August 20, 2013 02:33 AM (A4hKL)
http://tinyurl.com/mqrl48s
Posted by: Vic at August 20, 2013 02:33 AM (lZvxr)
http://tinyurl.com/lbukcy9
http://tinyurl.com/5u2j86q
Posted by: Vic at August 20, 2013 02:33 AM (lZvxr)
http://tinyurl.com/m2v8nzx
Posted by: Vic at August 20, 2013 02:33 AM (lZvxr)
http://tinyurl.com/mjeoxur
Posted by: Vic at August 20, 2013 02:33 AM (lZvxr)
http://tinyurl.com/lblo3bd
Posted by: Vic at August 20, 2013 02:34 AM (lZvxr)
One would be hard pressed to find a more significant impeachable offense than aiding and abetting the sworn enemies of the United States, especially when any such support includes sending weapons to our murderous adversaries.
And lets not forget the Hillary lies to congress.
http://tinyurl.com/lpnjn3m
Posted by: Vic at August 20, 2013 02:34 AM (lZvxr)
In the final part of his interview with The Daily Caller, J Christian Adams, a former lawyer with the Department of Justice in the Civil Rights Division turned whistle-blower, explains how the internal dynamics of the DOJ operate and how a political agenda is being instigated through the implementation or non implementation of law.
The public is seeing only a small part of this with the case of the Philly voter intimidation.
http://tinyurl.com/lymnohs
Posted by: Vic at August 20, 2013 02:34 AM (lZvxr)
http://tinyurl.com/l35vy38
Posted by: Vic at August 20, 2013 02:35 AM (lZvxr)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 20, 2013 02:35 AM (uhAkr)
http://tinyurl.com/lhpcz38
Posted by: Vic at August 20, 2013 02:35 AM (lZvxr)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 20, 2013 02:35 AM (XIxXP)
I agree, but as I regaled in one of my cameos the other week when Rinse n Wear Priebus was "not calling the base racist" I am slowly growing to hate the RINO dumpling gang more than the mule...
I expect asshatted treachery from marxists....
I expect a lot better than what I have been getting from the GOP...
the sheep doesn't hate the wolf for being a wolf...
Posted by: miguel ambivalence@sven10077 at August 20, 2013 02:35 AM (A4hKL)
Posted by: panzernashorn at August 20, 2013 02:35 AM (MhA4j)
http://tinyurl.com/l4qwz3w
Posted by: Vic at August 20, 2013 02:35 AM (lZvxr)
We need a little house cleaning. If the Repubs insist on being Democrat-lite, time for a third party. And no, I don't care if the Dems win for the next 20 years. Liberal Republicans only give socialist policies the patina of bipartisanship.
Posted by: Jeff P at August 20, 2013 02:36 AM (+SXXg)
http://tinyurl.com/mnpexso
Posted by: Vic at August 20, 2013 02:36 AM (lZvxr)
“We did not hold prayers in the monastery on Sunday for the first time in 1,600 years,” Priest Selwanes Lotfy of the Virgin Mary and Priest Ibram Monastery in Degla, just south of Minya, told al-Masry al-Youm, according to Egypt Independent.
http://tinyurl.com/kznb75k
Posted by: Vic at August 20, 2013 02:36 AM (lZvxr)
“Literally all hell seems to be breaking loose and President Obama is in Martha’s Vineyard having a gay old time, riding his bike, partying it up.”
http://tinyurl.com/kz7spdp
Posted by: Vic at August 20, 2013 02:36 AM (lZvxr)
http://tinyurl.com/kywcu54
Posted by: Vic at August 20, 2013 02:36 AM (lZvxr)
To quote a famous admiral: This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.
http://tinyurl.com/k9g2erg
Posted by: Vic at August 20, 2013 02:37 AM (lZvxr)
Billionaire Obama fundraiser Warren Buffett took some time over dinner to thank bailed-out Barney Frank donor Brian Moynihan, CEO of Bank of America, for taking good care of BuffettÂ’s billions in MoynihanÂ’s taxpayer-backed bank.
This is one of the reasons I have closed all my accounts at BOA and moved to a local SC bank not affiliated with any of the US major banks.
http://tinyurl.com/m8wkvqt
Posted by: Vic at August 20, 2013 02:37 AM (lZvxr)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2013 02:37 AM (+98Gb)
http://tinyurl.com/kjxqyrb
Posted by: Vic at August 20, 2013 02:38 AM (lZvxr)
http://tinyurl.com/jwy2g6s
Posted by: Vic at August 20, 2013 02:38 AM (lZvxr)
Ogabe has many a gay time...
what was the old Dr Pepper ad?
10-2-4 it's Dr Pepper time?
Right 24-7-52 it's Reggie Love Time at Ogabe House...
Posted by: miguel ambivalence@sven10077 at August 20, 2013 02:38 AM (A4hKL)
http://tinyurl.com/kjdgpkn
Posted by: Vic at August 20, 2013 02:38 AM (lZvxr)
They got the memo by nominating and voting for the candidates who could win- Dole, McCain, and Romney.
Posted by: Valiant at August 20, 2013 02:38 AM (aFxlY)
http://tinyurl.com/mu47kqr
A better deal for today for you folks with children going back to school is this children's desk.
http://tinyurl.com/lqydcvx
That's it for today folks. I have a Doctor's appointment at 8 am this morning so I will be leaving early today.
Posted by: Vic at August 20, 2013 02:39 AM (lZvxr)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 20, 2013 02:39 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2013 02:39 AM (+98Gb)
Posted by: Vic
So this is Bondholder Haircut Day on the Gregorian Calender
Posted by: Jean at August 20, 2013 02:40 AM (CMlD4)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 20, 2013 02:40 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: Matt S. at August 20, 2013 02:42 AM (FbrZl)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2013 02:42 AM (+98Gb)
Posted by: panzernashorn at August 20, 2013 02:42 AM (MhA4j)
Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2013 02:43 AM (NAU+F)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 20, 2013 06:40 AM (XIxXP)
I'll find out in a few hours. They called last week and wanted me to come in to discuss last blood work.
Posted by: Vic at August 20, 2013 02:46 AM (lZvxr)
When does Bezoes take over?
Posted by: Jean at August 20, 2013 02:47 AM (CMlD4)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 20, 2013 02:48 AM (JDIKC)
Yeah it's a rare day that Al-Wa-Po can be bothered to be critical of the right wing eh?>
My son is practicing his Ted Kennedy accent...
"Suddenly on Biear Fockers"...
Posted by: miguel ambivalence@sven10077 at August 20, 2013 02:48 AM (A4hKL)
Posted by: panzernashorn at August 20, 2013 02:48 AM (MhA4j)
Posted by: rickl at August 20, 2013 02:48 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Vic
Thats better then them saying, come in today and discuss your blood work or stay put and we'll send a ride.
Posted by: Jean at August 20, 2013 02:49 AM (CMlD4)
If the same conservative groups were not targeting the RINO assholes we would still have a permanent Democrat majority after these same assholes roll out amnesty.
Face it Gabe, thanks to assholes like Rinse and Praybus the Republican Party is on life support and he is about to pull the plug on the respirator machine.
Posted by: Vic at August 20, 2013 02:49 AM (lZvxr)
Oh I think most of us here grasp that Gabe is the lone ranger and/or tonto on the GOP needing to get more Rino on...
Posted by: miguel ambivalence@sven10077 at August 20, 2013 02:49 AM (A4hKL)
Posted by: major major major major at August 20, 2013 02:50 AM (X9vO1)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2013 02:51 AM (+98Gb)
Posted by: Chris at August 20, 2013 02:52 AM (aBOfW)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2013 02:52 AM (+98Gb)
Posted by: hobbes at August 20, 2013 02:53 AM (dfwJa)
Here's the takeaway line from Gabe's link:
Not only do Republican attempts to strip the law of funding have no chance of succeeding, they would also hand the Left a golden opportunity to conflate (popular) Obamacare opposition with (unpopular) government shutdown.
And exactly whom is a government shutdown "unpopular" with, Gabe? The FSA? Dem and GOP big government hacks? Lobbyists? Snarky Gen Xers who want to keep their phony-baloney DC jobs?
Shut it down. Not a fucking cent.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 20, 2013 02:54 AM (zF6Iw)
These aree the same geniuses who trhink the GOP base is gonna accept, "hey we passed a GOOD amne..er border bill but that wascally Hairy Reed and Chuckles Schoomah rolled us at conference!" is gonna play out well....
hey dumbasses we get the gag even if you want us to pretend YOU don't...
/signed we'll remember in November...
Posted by: miguel ambivalence@sven10077 at August 20, 2013 02:54 AM (A4hKL)
Posted by: Drider at August 20, 2013 02:55 AM (up0oG)
Posted by: Darth Randall at August 20, 2013 02:55 AM (lxc0s)
Morning, ‘rons and ‘ronettes. Thanks for the morning briefing, Vic.
If you’re of a certain age, you know the name of Western star Randolph Scott. When sound movies first came in, Paramount hired him to be a dialogue coach for Gary Cooper in the 1929 version of The Virginian*. But while Cooper was a movie veteran by this time, he was intimidated by the whole “talkies” furor, with one scene in particular causing him trouble: the Virginian (Cooper) has caught his old friend Steve (Richard Arlen) rustling cattle. Both of them know the posse will have to hang Steve, and they sit on the ground talking mournfully to one another.
But Cooper simply couldn’t do the scene, freezing up every time the clapstick announcing the take was clacked in front of his face. His mind simply went blank, take after take after take. Finally, director Victor Fleming called “cut” and told the crew they would try again tomorrow.
The next morning, Arlen came up with a solution. Since he did the scene with his back to Cooper, why didnÂ’t they just tape the VirginianÂ’s lines to the back of ArlenÂ’s shirt? They tried it, and the scene suddenly worked: CooperÂ’s eyes are downcast (so he could read his lines) and he speaks hesitantly (as he strained to read). But on the screen, it looks as if Cooper is overcome with emotion over ArlenÂ’s imminent death.
HereÂ’s Coop with bad guy Walter Huston:
And for OSP, who gave me a lovely review over the weekend, hereÂ’s a picture of the actress May Allison right around the time of The DirectorÂ’s Cut:
Hope you all have a wonderful day.
*the movie is best known for Cooper’s line to Huston, “If you wanna call me that – smile”.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 20, 2013 02:55 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: CNN at August 20, 2013 02:56 AM (Aif/5)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 20, 2013 02:57 AM (XIxXP)
It's not that we're biased it is that every problem on Earth can only be solved by devolution or democrat governance...
//CNN
Posted by: miguel ambivalence@sven10077 at August 20, 2013 02:57 AM (A4hKL)
I hope his Malibu mansion slides into the ocean.
Posted by: Miss Marple at August 20, 2013 02:57 AM (GoIUi)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 20, 2013 02:58 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 20, 2013 02:59 AM (UeUjL)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 20, 2013 02:59 AM (XIxXP)
Permanent Democratic majority, guys. Feel it.
I imagine that for some, that would be a dream situation. None of the responsibility of governing, plenty of time to speak at think tanks and on weekend blab fests about the pernicious influence of the Taliban wing of the GOP taking over the party and still time for a taxpayer-funded dinner at a swanky DC boite with the cherry on top of a pic in the WaPo's "Style" section.
As I say - a dream situation. For some.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 20, 2013 03:01 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 20, 2013 03:02 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: Shawn at August 20, 2013 03:03 AM (/lltO)
it sounds suspiciously like in your scenario the "beautiful" class of GOP operativce would be using Al $lim $hady's bullhorn to hector the GOP voiter about not living up to the Heckler's dreams of amnesty, gay marriage, and universal healthcare....
or Gabe's pre breakfast ritual...
Posted by: miguel ambivalence@sven10077 at August 20, 2013 03:04 AM (A4hKL)
Posted by: fluffy at August 20, 2013 03:05 AM (z9HTb)
Party unity, it's the manure shoveled to bury rubes.
Posted by: Shawn at August 20, 2013 07:03 AM (/lltO)
The IRS has not even slowed down targeting the conservatives and Tea Party orgs. And they want until we start sending some of them to jail which ain't going to happen.
Posted by: Vic at August 20, 2013 03:05 AM (lZvxr)
Posted by: Chris
.............
See? now this is the kind of stupid that really gets me, and is perhaps what Gabe is referring to..
Ok, Chris.. let's play this game..
"Some Republicans might not actually get hit with "supporting Obamacare" if they actually took substantive action to repeal it. "
So. You wanna tell me how a GOP House with a Dem Senate and a Dem President can do any more than vote to repeal Obamacare? What? Maybe they didn't vote enthusiastically enough? Maybe if they wished real hard upon a star, the bills would magically get passed by a Dem Senate and signed by Obama?
So, yeah.. punish the incumbents. Make them answer for their "sloth and cowardice"! Burn the motherfuckers at the stake!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 20, 2013 03:07 AM (UTq/I)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 20, 2013 06:57 AM (XIxXP)
Really? I do like her, too. I may have a story about her somewhere; if not, I can do a little bit about her career. That'll be for tomorrow.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 20, 2013 03:08 AM (zF6Iw)
You want to point me to a single "win" by the House?
I notice that when *we* held the Senate and Tip O'Neill was the speaker Tip was the animal and the Senate the tail...
if GOP "power" is what we've managed to get done since 2010 it is not power at all.
Posted by: miguel ambivalence@sven10077 at August 20, 2013 03:08 AM (A4hKL)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 20, 2013 03:10 AM (zF6Iw)
Also from Gabe's link - a simple test then, if Government is so popular and deeply valued by all - then ending withholding should be easy. No entrenched, parasitical organization would oppose it - we love our tapeworms, we're inclusive and progressive.
Posted by: Jean at August 20, 2013 03:10 AM (CMlD4)
If you're reduced to referencing Hashnish PooPoo as a reference for "the pulse of America" as some are then you've sort of used Kirk's slingshot maneuver to warp time...
Posted by: miguel ambivalence@sven10077 at August 20, 2013 03:12 AM (A4hKL)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 20, 2013 07:10 AM (zF6Iw)
I check in briefly but I have already decided today will be a rocking chair day.
Posted by: Vic at August 20, 2013 03:13 AM (lZvxr)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 20, 2013 03:13 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: Andy at August 20, 2013 03:13 AM (li+aS)
Posted by: miguel ambivalence@sven10077
..........
Power? What power? We have no power except the power to block. The GOP basically has veto power over the shit Obama and the Dem Senate want to pull.
Get done? See above. Nothing gets done without power and we have had none since 2008.
But, hey.. let's do our best to make sure the Dems get back the House so we don't even have that blocking power.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 20, 2013 03:13 AM (UTq/I)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2013 03:14 AM (9Xc5j)
If youÂ’re of a certain age, you know the name of Western star Randolph Scott.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 20, 2013 06:55 AM (zF6Iw)
---------
(singing) Randolph Scott!
Posted by: The Town of Rock Ridge at August 20, 2013 03:14 AM (lxc0s)
Posted by: panzernashorn at August 20, 2013 03:14 AM (MhA4j)
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat [/i] at August 20, 2013 03:14 AM (U2UQk)
If you don't like it, you could... maybe change your stance, chum?
Or just join the other side. Your choice.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2013 03:14 AM (BeSEI)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2013 03:15 AM (9Xc5j)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 20, 2013 03:15 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: Vote Lord Humungus 2016 at August 20, 2013 03:15 AM (HEa5q)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2013 03:16 AM (9Xc5j)
They have done NONE of that. The House does have the power to stop this shit, but they have to have two other things besides a majority in the House
1) The desire to do it
2) The balls to do it.
So far only a few have that and the RINOs who control the Party are fighting them on everything.
Posted by: Vic at August 20, 2013 03:16 AM (lZvxr)
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat [/i] at August 20, 2013 03:16 AM (U2UQk)
How many of these "conservative groups" are fronts for OFA? The Dems have a long history of intervening in Republican affairs to get a weak opponent (e.g., Todd Akins). If it worked well in 2012, why would they quit now?
Posted by: Brown Line at August 20, 2013 03:17 AM (a5bF3)
So, yeah.. punish the incumbents. Make them answer for their "sloth and
cowardice"! Burn the motherfuckers at the stake!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry
Process, thats how. No CRs. Regular Order. No appropriated funds, no OPM personnel slots, hearings all day - every day for every manager in HHS - make them explain every detail to interns taking notes for 12 hours. Subpoena everything, every meeting, every phone call, get weekly email dumps. Work the fockers. Show us some effort.
Posted by: Jean at August 20, 2013 03:17 AM (CMlD4)
Block what...back before your hometown shat out Barky Choom and we entered this "Whut?" dede jenital banana land....
the House controlled damn near the whole game because of you know this "budget" thing...
thank GOD we're past that whole "budget" thing eh?
When is the last time we've you know followed 230 years of precedent and shown the taxpayer a fucking bill?
Fuck this, fuck this, fuck this...
Granny Botoxo told W to go get fucked in 2007 and it stuck.....
Rino Horse Dumpling Gang wants to pretend that Speaker of the House is Miss Congeniality Legislature wise rather than Prom King/Queen...
because "Republican" as opposed to "The Nanny Botox Speaker's Hammer"....
if the best the GOP can do is Amigo Grande! and "let's aid Barry w/Ogabecare" then fuck the GOP
Posted by: miguel ambivalence@sven10077 at August 20, 2013 03:17 AM (A4hKL)
Posted by: Jean at August 20, 2013 03:17 AM (CMlD4)
You mean acting like an opposition party rather than some half-assed fanclub?
You mean demanding the goddamned Constitution be followed?
Nah couldn't ever work....
Posted by: miguel ambivalence@sven10077 at August 20, 2013 03:20 AM (A4hKL)
Posted by: traye at August 20, 2013 03:20 AM (/P3Me)
Posted by: miguel ambivalence@sven10077
I didn't reference him, Gabe's guys did. Notice his vanguard outlet for getting his hack shit published -- the Charleston West Virginia rag.
Posted by: Jean at August 20, 2013 03:21 AM (CMlD4)
Posted by: Jean at August 20, 2013 07:17 AM (CMlD4)
Lois Lerner.
The bitch lies her ass off in front of Issa, then gets to stay home and watch Oprah all day long while laughing at the impotent GOP who do nothing while conservative groups are still targeted by the IRS!
Haul her smug ass back. Force her to take the Fifth to every question. Subpoena her ass. Toss her in jail!
The GOP is losing because they won't fight! How fucking difficult is that for all you think-tankers to understand?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 20, 2013 03:22 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 20, 2013 03:22 AM (XIxXP)
"....conservative groups are running attack ads against Republicans."
Through the online ads and the multi-state tour, Tea Party Patriots and For America will accuse ... senators of supporting the law if they vote for a budget or a continuing resolution that includes money for Obamacare.
"Bad, wicked, naughty Zoot!"
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 20, 2013 03:22 AM (kdS6q)
Oh I know Hashish is Gabe's avatar not yours...
It never ceases to amaze me that Gabe thinks his preferring Donk policy, quoting mule ass pundits etc etc means he has a better plumb of the GOP than you know Republican voting Republicans do...
Posted by: miguel ambivalence@sven10077 at August 20, 2013 03:23 AM (A4hKL)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 20, 2013 03:24 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 20, 2013 03:24 AM (JDIKC)
Iraq is asking for help against a resurgence of Al Qaeda. If Russia offers to help, it's game, set match.
Meanwhile, the Chinese are taking over Africa.
And the American people, as usual, don't know anything about foreign policy and are trusting it to the corrupt and compromised democrats.
We have zero leverage with China, and Putin holds Obama in contempt. (Can't say as I blame him.) This is jillions of times worse than Carter.
Posted by: Miss Marple at August 20, 2013 03:24 AM (GoIUi)
Yeah if only we weren't you know in the "for the fucking unicorns" mindset and refusing to maximize our shale wealth usage we'd be laughing all the way to the bank at King Clusterfuck's shitty ME policy...instead "apple slices!"
Posted by: miguel ambivalence@sven10077 at August 20, 2013 03:25 AM (A4hKL)
@24 "Hillary begins her 2016 campaign with race baiting lies.."
-Vic
Hillary's middle name is Lies! True story. - Joey Choo Choo Biden
Posted by: Case at August 20, 2013 03:26 AM (VctSv)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 20, 2013 03:26 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 20, 2013 03:27 AM (qyfb5)
You wanna tell me how a GOP House with a Dem Senate and a Dem President can do any more than vote to repeal Obamacare?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry
Go to a library
Check out a book on American foreign policy during the Reagan administration.
Turn to the chapters on how the Democrats blocked Reagan's policies in Central American while only holding the House.
Do what they did.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 20, 2013 03:27 AM (kdS6q)
BUT what they should be doing is making noise and harassing the administration. They need to be calling administration officials up to the Hill every day to answer questions on camera. They need to be on every TV and radio outlet they can find, raising holy hell.
I think this is why everyone is getting so angry. This rather calm, passive attitude as our country swirls around the drain is appalling.
Posted by: Miss Marple at August 20, 2013 03:27 AM (GoIUi)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 20, 2013 03:28 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 20, 2013 03:28 AM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2013 03:28 AM (9Xc5j)
The problem is Issa doesn't have a jail.
Posted by: Jean at August 20, 2013 03:29 AM (CMlD4)
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat [/i] at August 20, 2013 03:29 AM (U2UQk)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2013 03:31 AM (9Xc5j)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2013 07:28 AM (9Xc5j)
Instead Obama is backing the Muzzie terrorists. And I think that is because he really is a Muzzie himself.
Posted by: Vic at August 20, 2013 03:31 AM (lZvxr)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 20, 2013 03:32 AM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat [/i] at August 20, 2013 03:33 AM (U2UQk)
Bush: steel tariff protectionism
Bush: HOMELAND SECURITY
Bush: TSA
Bush: Headstart
Bush: GM Bailout
I think we can safely say that we have been in permanent democratic majorities for at least 20 years.
Until conservatives compete in the cultural narrative, they will never gain anything in politics. It really is that simple.
Posted by: Vikings fan at August 20, 2013 03:33 AM (u+9Sb)
The problem is Issa doesn't have a jail.
Which is quite a problem. But you see my point; she got to slide with her smug little face unpunched. And the IRS hasn't stopped with the harrassment. But all Boner can do is have wet dreams about his next tee time with the dog-eating crackhead.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 20, 2013 03:35 AM (zF6Iw)
Conservative groups take out ads against Republican Senators. In case you haven't noticed, there is nothing more weak, unprincipled, or cowardly than a Republican Senator.
Posted by: Old grizzled gym coach at August 20, 2013 03:35 AM (QBQcg)
Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2013 03:35 AM (NAU+F)
Hell, Gabe, you must think I'm the scum on the bottom of your shoes as I believe that every single sitting Congressional incumbent should face a primary challenge every year. Let us not even discuss how I believe that there should be constant ads pointing out that each member of Congress who votes to pas a continuing resolution rather than an actual budget is acting in violation of Federal law and, oh, crap, what's that other thing called? C'mon, you know, it's like 100 years old and shit, hmmm, what is it, what is it? Oh. Yes. The Constitution.
They. Are. Not. Our. Betters.
Feh. A pox on all of them.
Posted by: alexthechick - Team SMOD at August 20, 2013 03:36 AM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2013 03:36 AM (9Xc5j)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2013 03:37 AM (2Tv3A)
Posted by: Mayor Bob Filner at August 20, 2013 03:38 AM (Pr6hk)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2013 03:38 AM (2Tv3A)
Instead Obama is backing the Muzzie terrorists. And I think that is because he really is a Muzzie himself.
Posted by: Vic at August 20, 2013 07:31 AM (lZvxr)
From today's American Digest:
This morning, the Muslim Brotherhood warned the United States that if the United States continued meddling in Egypt, Libya, and other potential hot spots in the Middle East, they intend to cut off America's supply of 7-11 and Motel 6 managers.
If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell, AT&T, and AOL customer service reps.
Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened to not send us any more presidents.
It's gonna get ugly, people.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 20, 2013 03:39 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: mugiwara at August 20, 2013 03:39 AM (hpYnL)
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at August 20, 2013 07:33 AM (U2UQk)
+1000
Posted by: phreshone at August 20, 2013 03:39 AM (Pr6hk)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at August 20, 2013 03:40 AM (jjvz+)
Or until the "cultural narrative" comes crashing down around us in a sea of illegitamacy and debt.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at August 20, 2013 03:40 AM (azHfB)
Amen. You find me a Conservative organization that is willing to find, train, and fund good alternatives dedicated to Conservative ideals in every election and they will get all my money.
Posted by: Jean at August 20, 2013 03:40 AM (CMlD4)
.http://tinyurl.com/mnpexso
.Posted by: Vic at August 20, 2013 06:36 AM (lZvxr)
.
.Actually they did have a Christian religion display in the Cafeteria according to the article.
Posted by: Registered Voter at August 20, 2013 03:40 AM (RlPjE)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at August 20, 2013 03:42 AM (jjvz+)
Posted by: Sam In VA at August 20, 2013 03:44 AM (Q52VH)
Posted by: Vic at August 20, 2013 03:44 AM (lZvxr)
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat [/i] at August 20, 2013 03:45 AM (U2UQk)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 20, 2013 03:46 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: blaster at August 20, 2013 03:47 AM (NAU+F)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 20, 2013 03:47 AM (zF6Iw)
and saw the three part series The Life of Muhammad on for tonight at Maine's PBS station.
Your tax dollars at work.
It's not clear which part features him buggering children or preaching the sacred slaughter of infidels, so I can't say for sure whether the elites want the public educated on those endearing features of Camel Boy From Rock Town.
Posted by: ontherocks at August 20, 2013 03:48 AM (Pkzj6)
"We're in that awkward phase of history where it's too late to change the system from within and it's too early to start slitting throats."
Posted by: Tonic Dog at August 20, 2013 03:48 AM (X/+QT)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at August 20, 2013 03:50 AM (jjvz+)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at August 20, 2013 03:53 AM (sQ0LB)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at August 20, 2013 03:54 AM (jjvz+)
Posted by: Jean at August 20, 2013 03:55 AM (CMlD4)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2013 03:55 AM (2Tv3A)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2013 03:56 AM (2Tv3A)
A sister for Bo! The Obamas welcome a new puppy to the White House and name her Sunny after her cheerful personality.
The dog, air dropped from a C-17.....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 20, 2013 03:57 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at August 20, 2013 03:59 AM (jjvz+)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2013 04:00 AM (9Xc5j)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e95BXdCJvkgPosted by: panzernashorn at August 20, 2013 04:02 AM (MhA4j)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 20, 2013 04:03 AM (ZshNr)
Here's a funny one: I kept getting this lady calling me yesterday at my job looking for help. She said there was a dead cat in a house and she was looking for someone to get there and fetch it out 'cuz of the stink. I don't handle that so I directed her elsewhere.
I'm sure you can guess it was no cat. Old lady what lived alone died in there awhile ago. Kicker was it was on my street.
Posted by: Bigby's OTOH at August 20, 2013 04:03 AM (3ZtZW)
Feh. A pox on all of them.
Posted by: alexthechick - Team SMOD at August 20, 2013 07:36 AM (Gk3SS)
I suspect Gabe thinks that he, at least, is Better Than You. After all, he has DC access. And you don't, peasant wench. Now pay your taxes.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 20, 2013 04:04 AM (zF6Iw)
Jokes aside, I'm stunned any publisher would actually publish that POS
Posted by: Author Gone Rogue at August 20, 2013 04:04 AM (yAor6)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at August 20, 2013 04:05 AM (b0x7s)
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat [/i] at August 20, 2013 04:05 AM (U2UQk)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 20, 2013 04:05 AM (zF6Iw)
Man, 70, has 10cm steel kitchen fork removed from inside his PENIS after sexual adventure goes wrong
DailyMail
https://tinyurl.com/kb6cwnx
"If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right...."
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 20, 2013 04:06 AM (kdS6q)
Jokes aside, I'm stunned any publisher would actually publish that POS
Posted by: Author Gone Rogue at August 20, 2013 08:04 AM (yAor6)
If Twilight can be published, anything can.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 20, 2013 04:07 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: caustic at August 20, 2013 04:07 AM (/b8+5)
Posted by: FITP at August 20, 2013 04:08 AM (0pvR1)
Honestly, I don't think Gabe believes a lot of the stuff he says here. He does it to taunt Ace's readers. And yet, if you point this out to Ace, he gets mad, saying he can't control what the Cobs do.
Sorry Ace, you gave him keys to your shop. When you're not here, he IS you!
Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2013 04:08 AM (BeSEI)
Permanent Democratic majority, guys. Feel it.
We're okay with that as long as we purge those eeeeeeevil conservatives from our ranks and get to rule the PRL with an iron fist.
Posted by: Partido Republicano Legado at August 20, 2013 04:09 AM (o44nj)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2013 04:09 AM (9Xc5j)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2013 04:09 AM (2Tv3A)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at August 20, 2013 04:10 AM (b0x7s)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 20, 2013 04:11 AM (ZshNr)
New NSA spy center in Utah to use 1.7M gallons of water a day in a desert climate!!!!! What insane idiot decided to build this in Utah? If this was a Nuke plant the greens would be foaming at the mouth and gnawing on dirt with their feet kicking.
Posted by: Vic at August 20, 2013 06:33 AM (lZvxr)
One who wanted clear fields of fire all around the vaccuum-and-hoard operation.
Posted by: steveegg at August 20, 2013 04:11 AM (o44nj)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at August 20, 2013 04:12 AM (b0x7s)
Posted by: Steven at August 20, 2013 04:13 AM (uR5Fx)
Wahhhhhh, mybe if those dozen or so repubs would actually oppose barky in anything the TEA Party would not have to run ads.
Feel it? WTF are mcrino and miss linsey even considered repubs?
Posted by: Mars Central Supply at August 20, 2013 04:14 AM (nkPV9)
DailyMail
https://tinyurl.com/kb6cwnx
"If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right...."
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix
When I was going thru the pre-workup for getting a my kidney stone removed - there were an entire series of pre-ER procedures designed to weed out an entire class of nutjobs that would fake a kidney stone so they could go thru the roto-rooter process as some sort of sexual dysfunction. While I acknowledge such insanity exists - the fact that its common enough to require an evaluation procedure scares me.
Posted by: Jean at August 20, 2013 04:15 AM (CMlD4)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 20, 2013 04:15 AM (ZshNr)
And exactly whom is a government shutdown "unpopular" with, Gabe? The FSA? Dem and GOP big government hacks? Lobbyists? Snarky Gen Xers who want to keep their phony-baloney DC jobs?
Shut it down. Not a fucking cent.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 20, 2013 06:54 AM (zF6Iw)
The Free Shit Gorons who wouldn't vote for either the GOP or its successor PRL anyway.
Posted by: steveegg at August 20, 2013 04:16 AM (o44nj)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2013 04:17 AM (9Xc5j)
Posted by: Lindsey Grahamesty et al. at August 20, 2013 04:17 AM (eHIJJ)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 20, 2013 04:18 AM (zF6Iw)
We should thank Gabe for bringing this to our attention. I wouldn't have been motivated to donate to the Tea Party Patriots this morning otherwise.
Posted by: SpongeBob ReaverSaget at August 20, 2013 04:19 AM (epxV4)
Posted by: MTF at August 20, 2013 04:19 AM (Cjjf6)
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat [/i] at August 20, 2013 04:19 AM (U2UQk)
on drudge
http://tinyurl.com/lxt9a2y
Love headlines like this, they sort of say "hey guys, surprise, it's not secret anymore"
Posted by: caustic at August 20, 2013 04:21 AM (/b8+5)
Things are a bit different these days - not that I go to church very often. But when I have been to a Catholic church for a wedding or a funeral and they say a full Mass, the music is pretty bad.
I always got the impression that one of the big reasons Protestants went to church was for the Hymns! Not so, for most Catholics.. But, gimme some Gregorian Chant and I'm in heaven!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 20, 2013 04:21 AM (UTq/I)
Best part of today's WSJ article is an Israeli officer quoted as saying an "Axis Of Reason" is aligning against the MB. I bet Libs hate that, they love to own the language. Now they're battling Reason itself.
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 20, 2013 08:15 AM (ZshNr)
The Lieberals have always been battling Reason (both capitalized and non-capitalized, even as the big-R version joined them in crushing their joint class enemies).
Posted by: steveegg at August 20, 2013 04:23 AM (o44nj)
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at August 20, 2013 08:05 AM (U2UQk)
Over the past several years Erdo has been purging and imprisoning the professional Military hierarchy, which had been secular Turkey's traditional guardian against the rise of radical Islam.
Also knee deep in the provocation of of the blockade running incident that forced Israeli commandos to intervene in a manner rigged to make them look the aggressors.
A certain Rodeo Clown likes him as well.
Posted by: ontherocks at August 20, 2013 04:23 AM (Pkzj6)
When the Muzzie Bros are back in the saddle, you can bet Choom Boy will turn the money/military hardware tap back up to "full."
Posted by: MrScribbler at August 20, 2013 04:23 AM (kaGpp)
Republicans only have themselves to blame anyway.
It will be an entrenched Democrat majority, but hardly permanent. Quicker diehards like Gabe give up on the pubbies is the quicker something constructive can get done, IMO
Posted by: Bigby's OTOH at August 20, 2013 04:24 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Countrysquire, back just for this comment at August 20, 2013 04:25 AM (LSJmV)
Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at August 20, 2013 04:25 AM (4p5/2)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2013 04:25 AM (9Xc5j)
Posted by: redenzo at August 20, 2013 04:25 AM (vx61Q)
Posted by: RWC at August 20, 2013 04:26 AM (fWAjv)
A sister for Bo! The Obamas welcome a new puppy to the White House and name her Sunny after her cheerful personality.
The dog, air dropped from a C-17.....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 20, 2013 07:57 AM (kdS6q)
Bo's been aged perfectly like a fine waygu steer, so it's time to start raising a midnight snack.
UUUURP!
Posted by: Teh Dog-Eating SCOAMT at August 20, 2013 04:26 AM (o44nj)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2013 04:27 AM (9Xc5j)
Posted by: DangerGirl, getting angrier by the day at August 20, 2013 04:27 AM (qBtUE)
When the Muzzie Bros are back in the saddle, you can bet Choom Boy will turn the money/military hardware tap back up to "full."
Posted by: MrScribbler at August 20, 2013 08:23 AM (kaGpp)
Is there an ElevENtY!!11!!`1!~#!`1! on this tap?
Posted by: Teh Dog-Eating SCOAMT at August 20, 2013 04:27 AM (o44nj)
At least conservatives have principles that extend beyond "Get invited to all those parties" and "Get invited to be on TV."
Posted by: Null at August 20, 2013 04:27 AM (DuH+r)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 20, 2013 04:29 AM (ZshNr)
Posted by: packsoldier at August 20, 2013 04:29 AM (ZDWJD)
She's joined Putin in ghey-baiting POTUS. And I think I like it.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 20, 2013 04:30 AM (OevbG)
Posted by: MTF at August 20, 2013 04:30 AM (Cjjf6)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 20, 2013 04:31 AM (ZshNr)
>>>At least conservatives have principles that extend beyond "Get invited to all those parties" and "Get invited to be on TV."
Meh. Sorta. Seems to be getting more incoherent over time.
Posted by: Bigby's OTOH at August 20, 2013 04:32 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Ian S. at August 20, 2013 04:32 AM (OevbG)
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 20, 2013 04:32 AM (VtjlW)
Beau Biden, Choo-Choo's sone, was recently hospitalized for weakness and disorientation.
It's good for everyone to know the two main signs of weakness/disorientation:
Obama/Biden 2008 and Obama/Biden 2012
Posted by: Roy at August 20, 2013 04:33 AM (VndSC)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2013 04:33 AM (9Xc5j)
Hey Arthur...RINOs means you're only 1/2 pregnant...
previously on bear fuckers...
*cue pic of John Boehner running from cave*
Posted by: miguel ambivalence@sven10077 at August 20, 2013 04:34 AM (A4hKL)
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 20, 2013 04:34 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: zsasz at August 20, 2013 04:36 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 20, 2013 04:36 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: RWC at August 20, 2013 04:36 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 20, 2013 04:37 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: caustic at August 20, 2013 04:37 AM (/b8+5)
Posted by: Franklin Rich, Author at August 20, 2013 04:37 AM (MMC8r)
Hating Gabe's persona and buying Gabriel Malor a beer are not mutually exclusive...
that said on an all new episode of Biar Fookers...
*cue pic of John Boehner putting a steak tuxedo on Pelosi*
Posted by: miguel ambivalence@sven10077 at August 20, 2013 04:38 AM (A4hKL)
>"Ever since, Christie’s relationship with the Republican political class has been uneasy — he’s been seen not as a traitor, necessarily, but as a too-clever-by-half operator who didn’t do all he could for the nominee. The image of Christie happily hugging President Obama on the tarmac — and being AWOL for Romney, right as he was slipping in the polls — was seared into the consciousness of the conservative elite.
ChristieÂ’s inner circle has taken the complaints seriously, fearing their implications ahead of the 2016 presidential election."<
https://tinyurl.com/jw2eodw
Two words; Fuck you.
The only thing that would get me to sit home next election is Christie. He's an incompetent buffoon whose political betrayals and policy reasoning read like science fiction.
I've had enough of incompetent. self-centered, big-government boobs over the last few years. Its wrought nothing but destruction on our economy and the social fabric of our country. Frankly, I'd rather watch it another four years of the war on our citizens and bunker in than sell my soul to this clown because he's a Republican.
The scary part is these "masterminds" are plotting behind the scenes with donors to get a candidate...they like? What the fuck are we a bunch of serfs or drones that will just show up for who THEY pick?
The party hasn't learned a thing.
Posted by: Marcus at August 20, 2013 04:38 AM (GGCsk)
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 20, 2013 04:38 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: mindful webworker and the coffee monster at August 20, 2013 04:40 AM (pEOD8)
No as God is my witness comments yet? For shame. For shame.
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 20, 2013 08:34 AM (VtjlW)
Everybody knows Turkeys can't land.
Posted by: steveegg at August 20, 2013 04:40 AM (o44nj)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2013 04:40 AM (vsjnH)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 20, 2013 04:41 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: Ezra's Equal at August 20, 2013 04:41 AM (F3Ima)
>>>The only thing that would get me to sit home next election is Christie
"Where else you gonna go?"
- GOP, 2016
Posted by: Bigby's OTOH at August 20, 2013 04:41 AM (3ZtZW)
129. It never ceases to amaze me that Gabe thinks his preferring Donk policy, quoting mule ass pundits etc etc means he has a better plumb of the GOP than you know Republican voting Republicans do...
Posted by: miguel ambivalence@sven10077 at August 20, 2013 07:23 AM (A4hKL)
200. I wonder when the establishment (and Gabe, but I digress) are going to figure out that "conservatives" and "conservative groups" aren't part of the GOP plantation any more.
Posted by: FITP at August 20, 2013 08:08 AM (0pvR1)
gabe, at this point, might be correct in his knowledge (that doesn't make gabe a bad guy in my opinion).
something to think about.
Posted by: dDan at August 20, 2013 04:42 AM (q1RJB)
Posted by: caustic at August 20, 2013 04:42 AM (/b8+5)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2013 04:42 AM (2Tv3A)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 20, 2013 04:44 AM (ZshNr)
Posted by: Ezra's Equal at August 20, 2013 04:44 AM (F3Ima)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2013 04:44 AM (vsjnH)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 20, 2013 04:45 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2013 04:46 AM (2Tv3A)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2013 08:46 AM (2Tv3A)
Well, that's gets me off your list.
Posted by: Padre Pio at August 20, 2013 04:47 AM (/b8+5)
Morning, all! I see Gabe has taken the opportunity to chastise us again for having the temerity to tell the 'Pubbies to shape up or ship out. It's getting so I just don't feel GOOD about myself unless I've been turned into the bad guy by my alleged party. Good, good.
AtC, para ti: http://bit.ly/1557ViD
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 20, 2013 04:48 AM (4df7R)
No skin off my nose...
I've been getting fucked over by DC since at least 2007...
if Gabe thinks I give three fucks if the party designator after the fluffer's name on C-Span is a (-d) anymore he's miscalculating....
actually correction...
if Gabe thinks I will tolerate the (-r) being a fucking fluffer he's got another thing coming I'd rather have the (-d)
Posted by: miguel ambivalence@sven10077 at August 20, 2013 04:48 AM (A4hKL)
Posted by: Ezra's Equal at August 20, 2013 04:48 AM (F3Ima)
Posted by: Null at August 20, 2013 04:49 AM (DuH+r)
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at August 20, 2013 04:49 AM (ND9u8)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 20, 2013 04:50 AM (ZshNr)
Translation: he's busy with that page-turner, Christian Nation.
Posted by: Methos at August 20, 2013 04:50 AM (hO9ad)
Posted by: scott brrown at August 20, 2013 04:51 AM (/b8+5)
Posted by: nothinglefttolose at August 20, 2013 04:51 AM (/tk/V)
Posted by: Ezra's Equal at August 20, 2013 04:51 AM (F3Ima)
Yeah, Crips go to gun shows.
Sweet Anubis' flea collar.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at August 20, 2013 04:51 AM (/kI1Q)
When is the Top Headline Comments thread getting posted? You know the real one. That Ben does.
Posted by: buzzion at August 20, 2013 04:51 AM (LI48c)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 20, 2013 04:52 AM (32Ze2)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 20, 2013 04:52 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 20, 2013 04:53 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Ian S. at August 20, 2013 04:53 AM (OevbG)
That's right Scoot.....Chripsy will be the "arch conservative" in election 2016's build-up and you will be the "sensible GOP hope"
and I will be practicing my mongolian....
Posted by: miguel ambivalence@sven10077 at August 20, 2013 04:53 AM (A4hKL)
Posted by: mugiwara at August 20, 2013 04:53 AM (D5hxK)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 20, 2013 04:53 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2013 04:54 AM (9Xc5j)
Posted by: Francis Underwood at August 20, 2013 04:55 AM (Jsiw/)
Posted by: Gran at August 20, 2013 04:55 AM (mw0FO)
Posted by: zsasz at August 20, 2013 04:55 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 20, 2013 04:56 AM (ZshNr)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 20, 2013 04:56 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: YourPoopyPants at August 20, 2013 04:56 AM (bOKSd)
Posted by: Ian S. at August 20, 2013 04:56 AM (OevbG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2013 04:57 AM (2Tv3A)
So, who has Al-Jazeera on their cable systems? I haven't checked yet.
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 20, 2013 08:44 AM (ZshNr)
I've got DISH, so I'm pretty sure I do. We had Current, too, so I expect it would just slide into Current's slot on the dial. Not that I even have it prorammed into my channel listing.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 20, 2013 04:57 AM (4df7R)
That's right Scoot.....Chripsy will be the "arch conservative" in election 2016's build-up and you will be the "sensible GOP hope"
Never. Ever.
Either of them.
Posted by: Methos at August 20, 2013 04:57 AM (hO9ad)
Posted by: RWC at August 20, 2013 04:58 AM (fWAjv)
RIP.
Posted by: Gran at August 20, 2013 08:55 AM (mw0FO)
Awww, no! He was such a good actor! And so handsome, with a lovely smile.
Much, much too young. 
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 20, 2013 04:58 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Null at August 20, 2013 04:58 AM (DuH+r)
Posted by: Ambassador Stevens at August 20, 2013 04:59 AM (Pr6hk)
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 20, 2013 04:59 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: panzernashorn at August 20, 2013 05:00 AM (MhA4j)
Posted by: zsasz at August 20, 2013 08:55 AM (MMC8r)
That's my guess. Sounds like they don't want to be snitches, so they're blaming the murder on boredom instead of gang affiliation.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 20, 2013 05:00 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at August 20, 2013 05:01 AM (Pr6hk)
My goal is to stop stapling documents and then immediately removing the staple to make the copies. It appears that "oh hey I need to make copies of those" does not trigger the part of my brain that goes to the next step of "so why don't I staple them after I make the copies".
Oh, my Queen. This is just one of your little quirks that so endears you to your loyal minions. 
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 20, 2013 05:02 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at August 20, 2013 05:02 AM (Pr6hk)
http://tinyurl.com/mqrl48s
Posted by: Vic at August 20, 2013 06:33 AM (lZvxr)
These fucking Amish kids are getting out of control.
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at August 20, 2013 05:02 AM (wR+pz)
gabe, at this point, might be correct in his knowledge (that doesn't make gabe a bad guy in my opinion).
See......I don't think Gabe has any idea how much "don't give a fuck" a lot of conservatives have about "permanent Democrat Majorities".
Its sort of like Friday the Thirteenth movies.......after a dozen or so times, Jason just ain't that scary any more.
Posted by: FITP at August 20, 2013 05:03 AM (0pvR1)
Posted by: Ambassador Stevens at August 20, 2013 05:04 AM (Pr6hk)
My goal is to stop stapling documents and then immediately removing the staple to make the copies. It appears that "oh hey I need to make copies of those" does not trigger the part of my brain that goes to the next step of "so why don't I staple them after I make the copies".
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 20, 2013 08:59 AM (VtjlW)
We are not amused.
Posted by: National Association of Staple Manufacturers at August 20, 2013 05:05 AM (D5hxK)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 20, 2013 05:05 AM (XIxXP)
You are so right about Christian Nation. As I commented last night it makes Fifty Shades of Gray seem as good as The Great Gatsby. Then I decided to try and pen something far better.
---
It was a dark and stormy night. The road was deserted without another car to be seen. Frederic and Greg held hands while trying to hide under the tiny umbrella, their sole protection for the bone chilling rain that fell on all of them.
"Now Sanjay remember to lift with your back." Emilie did not care if she was getting wet, the rain would just wick away from her dreads. What was important was making sure Sanjay replaced the flat tire on their Fit correctly. Emilie wondered for the thousandth time why she was dating such a rustic uncultured rube from India, then she remembered to annoy her parents and their stuck up ways.
"Yes dear, I will remember." Sanjay's English diction is perfect but he still says the words in a sing song chant. It's one of the things that endeared him to Emilie and being a truly irritating habit that grated on her Daddy's nerves.
"Man this sucks. Where are we?" Greg mutters not quiet enough, thus its followed by a grunt of pain as Frederic elbows him sharply. "What? Its a reasonable question?"
Emilie pulls up her iPhone 5 that is gold plated, "Siri where am I?" Silence. "Siri answer me." More silence and Emilie frowns. Sanjay is heard taking the spare tire out and rolling it on the gravel coated breakdown lane.
Emilie stares at her iPhone 5. Where it should say 4G and have signal bars instead it says 'Searching' She shoves the useless phone back into a pocket of her Che jacket. "Crap we are in a dead zone. Somewhere in the Pine Barrens of New Jersey. And we are going to be late for the concert."
That is when Frederick finally says something in his soft Boston accident that says he comes from a monied family and education. "I think I see a light over there."
Emilie looks to where Frederick points and sure enough through the continuing drizzle she sees a single yellow light up on a hill. As her eyes adjust they pick up more details, what she thought was a house instead looks like a castle.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 20, 2013 05:05 AM (5VGZi)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at August 20, 2013 05:05 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Captain Hate on an iPhone at August 20, 2013 05:05 AM (ZsghO)
StPatrick_TN
Thank you sir! Any links or additional info for fellow Alexander/Corker haters?
Can I send money yet?
Posted by: FITP at August 20, 2013 05:06 AM (0pvR1)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 20, 2013 05:06 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 20, 2013 05:06 AM (/PCJa)
Obama administration asks Supreme Court to allow warrantless cellphone searches
WaPo: http://tinyurl.com/mt28qop
If the police arrest you, do they need a warrant to rifle through your cellphone? Courts have been split on the question. Last week the Obama administration asked the Supreme Court to resolve the issue and rule that the Fourth Amendment allows warrantless cellphone searches...
...In a petition filed earlier this month asking the Supreme Court to hear the case, the government argues that the First CircuitÂ’s ruling conflicts with the rulings of several other appeals courts, as well as with earlier Supreme Court cases. Those earlier cases have given the police broad discretion to search possessions on the person of an arrested suspect, including notebooks, calendars and pagers. The government contends that a cellphone is no different than any other object a suspect might be carrying.
But as the storage capacity of cellphones rises, that position could become harder to defend. Our smart phones increasingly contain everything about our digital lives: our e-mails, text messages, photographs, browser histories and more. It would be troubling if the police had the power to get all that information with no warrant merely by arresting a suspect...
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 20, 2013 05:06 AM (4df7R)
The Transportation Security Administration is set to purchase 3.5 million .357 SIG caliber bullets, enough for its agents to fire 9,400 rounds a day, every day of the year.
http://tinyurl.com/lfxo57w
Posted by: wrg500 at August 20, 2013 05:07 AM (L9Mr/)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 20, 2013 05:07 AM (/PCJa)
the staple to make the copies.
But did they try and switch you from the Swingline to the Boston stapler?
Posted by: Waterhouse at August 20, 2013 05:07 AM (uYaYO)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at August 20, 2013 05:07 AM (/kI1Q)
Just saw Hagel's statement on FNC. The absolute picture of incoherent confusion.
Yup, the US has been hijacked by feckless, amateur traitors with no plan.
Posted by: ontherocks at August 20, 2013 05:08 AM (Pkzj6)
Posted by: RWC at August 20, 2013 05:08 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Reggie Love at August 20, 2013 05:08 AM (Pr6hk)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 20, 2013 05:08 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 20, 2013 05:09 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: National Association of Staple Manufacturers at August 20, 2013 09:05 AM (D5hxK)
But AtC's use of staples means that you have to produce and sell more than you would if she stapled AFTER making the copies. So isn't it GOOD for you?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 20, 2013 05:10 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Lauren at August 20, 2013 05:10 AM (DGFgt)
Posted by: Harry Reid is a pederast at August 20, 2013 05:10 AM (Pr6hk)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 20, 2013 09:05 AM (5VGZi)
Oh, Anna that's truly bad. In a good way.
You know, I'd bet if the Horde decided to get together and collectively pen a Christian Nation / Handmaid's Tale, we'd come up with something that would scare the crap out of the left. With the added advantage of being well written.
Speaking of well written, I'm OK. Struggling with a scene, but that's better than not writing. Anyway, OSP gave me such a nice review on Director's Cut that I feel obligated to press ahead with the new one.
Time for tea and morning conference. bbl.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 20, 2013 05:10 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at August 20, 2013 05:11 AM (bb5+k)
Posted by: ontherocks at August 20, 2013 09:10 AM (Pkzj6)
Hagel is proof that Barky is actively harming the country
Posted by: Harry Reid is a pederast at August 20, 2013 05:11 AM (Pr6hk)
Posted by: mindful webworker and Spies R'nt Us at August 20, 2013 05:12 AM (ztCj0)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 20, 2013 05:12 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Anachronda at August 20, 2013 05:12 AM (U82Km)
Posted by: panzernashorn at August 20, 2013 05:12 AM (MhA4j)
Posted by: Lauren at August 20, 2013 05:13 AM (DGFgt)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2013 05:13 AM (9Xc5j)
I see on Drudge that North Korea is dealing with a chronic methamphetamine problem. The only thing that surprises me about that is that they're able to get hold of the necessary raw ingredients to make it.
This part of the article caught my attention:
Almost every adult in that area (of North Korea) has experienced using ice and not just once,” says Kim Seok-hyang, who co-authored the study. “I estimate that at least 40% to 50% are seriously addicted to the drug.”
How North Koreans kick their meth habit is unclear. Prof. Kim, a former Unification Ministry official who now lectures at Ewha Womans University, says some of the refugees she interviewed for the study deny that ice is addictive at all.
“They say you can stop it whenever you want. All you need to do is sleep all day long, for three or four days,” she says.
Extreme fatigue, anxiety and depression are effects of methamphetamine withdrawal, say health advocates...
To which my response is, "In other words, meth withdrawal is just like any other miserable day in North Korea, but with the shakes. Maybe they just don't notice."
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 20, 2013 05:13 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2013 05:13 AM (vsjnH)
Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at August 20, 2013 05:13 AM (bb5+k)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 20, 2013 05:14 AM (/PCJa)
Since the Aussies are blaming the gun rather than the shooter for the OK shooting, let me toss this in the mix. On the weekend threads there was some discussion of the CDC report on gun violence that came out last week. Basically it was a review article summarizing existing research and pointing out areas of future research that could help guide gun policy (watch out for this). Here's a quote (emphasis added):
“At the societal level, income inequality emerges as a powerful predictor of firearm homicide and violence crime. Research suggests that income inequality undermines social cohesion and social capital, which in turn, increases firearm violence.”
Agenda-driven research- here we come.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 20, 2013 05:14 AM (pxDth)
Posted by: Captain Hate on an iPhone at August 20, 2013 05:14 AM (ZsghO)
Posted by: Null at August 20, 2013 05:14 AM (DuH+r)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 20, 2013 05:14 AM (/PCJa)
Just saw Hagel's statement on FNC. The absolute picture of incoherent confusion.
Anybody got a transcript? Or a brief synop?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 20, 2013 05:15 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: mindful webworker and the Eyes of Age at August 20, 2013 05:16 AM (ztCj0)
You know, I'd bet if the Horde decided to get together and collectively pen a Christian Nation / Handmaid's Tale, we'd come up with something that would scare the crap out of the left. With the added advantage of being well written.
I'm in!
Also, allow me to reiterate my deep, abiding loathing for A Handmaid's Tale. Is Atwood dead yet, or is she still festering somewhere in Canada like an open wound?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 20, 2013 05:16 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2013 05:16 AM (9Xc5j)
Citizens of the world = Inhabitants of Earth.
Revelation mentioned them a lot.
Posted by: Methos at August 20, 2013 05:16 AM (hO9ad)
Steve Schmidt, say StayPuff, is a man we can do business with.
Posted by: Francis Underwood at August 20, 2013 05:17 AM (Jsiw/)
Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at August 20, 2013 05:17 AM (bb5+k)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 20, 2013 05:17 AM (XIxXP)
Top of Drudge: Clinton Foundation spent $50 million on Travel
(over 10 year period)
Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at August 20, 2013 05:18 AM (Pr6hk)
Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at August 20, 2013 05:18 AM (bb5+k)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 20, 2013 05:19 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 20, 2013 09:17 AM (XIxXP)
oooh, I like it! Maybe an anthology.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 20, 2013 05:19 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Lauren at August 20, 2013 05:19 AM (DGFgt)
---
Actually I seem unable to escape thinking of my version of Emilie, Sanjay, Greg, and Frederick. *sigh*
You see its all a plot by Greg. He fixed it so the Fix would have a flat out there. He was afraid Frederick would discover his dark secret of actually being a New Yorker. So Frederick had to go. Emilie and Sanjay since they are friends with Frederick, they had met at one of the posh little clubs. So poor trust fund Emilie and innocent Sanjay have to depart this mortal coil also. So they travel to the abandoned castle where one of Greg's friends has set things up. And once all is said and done, Greg will claim to be the sole survivor of another attack by the Jersey Devil while three bodies quietly decay in the acidic soil of the Barrens.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 20, 2013 05:19 AM (5VGZi)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 20, 2013 05:19 AM (32Ze2)
25 New NSA spy center in Utah to use 1.7M gallons of water a day in a desert climate!!!!!
I've got a house that uses 37,000 gallons a day, so that ain't that much.
Posted by: jwest at August 20, 2013 05:19 AM (u2a4R)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 20, 2013 09:15 AM (4df7R)
*****
"Derp"
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 20, 2013 05:20 AM (pxDth)
Posted by: RWC at August 20, 2013 05:20 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Lauren at August 20, 2013 05:20 AM (DGFgt)
Top of the page headline at Drudge:
David Brock accuses NYTimes of anti-Clinton bias...
What's this? Oh, is it a rabbit hole? I wonder where it gooooooooooes....!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 20, 2013 05:20 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 20, 2013 05:21 AM (/PCJa)
*Spoiler*
My chapter will be nuke heavy.
Posted by: Methos at August 20, 2013 05:22 AM (hO9ad)
Posted by: mare at August 20, 2013 05:22 AM (A98Xu)
Two headlines at Drudge:
Woman Arrested After Calling 911, Asking For Pen...
Viewers Call 911 When Cable Goes Out...
Why are people so fucking stupid? That's rhetorical of course, but still, the question stands.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 20, 2013 05:22 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at August 20, 2013 05:22 AM (bb5+k)
Oh yeah, no worries. I've no problem with it. "Salt the earth" is Carthage, not Christofascism. Centuries before Christ.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at August 20, 2013 05:23 AM (/kI1Q)
My contribution to the masterwork.
"It was a dark and stormy night"......
also, for insertion later in the piece.
"Well,.... there was this one time at band camp".
Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 20, 2013 05:23 AM (32Ze2)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 20, 2013 05:23 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 20, 2013 09:21 AM (/PCJa
I hope you mean per story; that'd be an itty-bitty anthology!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 20, 2013 05:23 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: RWC at August 20, 2013 05:23 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Lauren at August 20, 2013 05:23 AM (ELdpj)
Posted by: Ian S. at August 20, 2013 05:23 AM (OevbG)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 20, 2013 05:24 AM (5VGZi)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 20, 2013 05:24 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: LaQuisha Largess' at August 20, 2013 05:24 AM (HlUFk)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 20, 2013 05:25 AM (ZshNr)
Obvious troll is obvious.
Posted by: Methos at August 20, 2013 05:25 AM (hO9ad)
Posted by: Ian S. at August 20, 2013 09:23 AM (OevbG)
And Sanjay gets to be both gay AND of Indian descent. Double token!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 20, 2013 05:25 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: The Deuce at August 20, 2013 05:25 AM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at August 20, 2013 05:26 AM (YYJjz)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 20, 2013 05:26 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: panzernashorn at August 20, 2013 05:26 AM (MhA4j)
---
Greg covered behind one of the lions that guarded the New York Public Library as another bullet from the hidden sniper spanged off the stone mane sending little chips chattering god knows where save those which bit into Greg's untanned flesh. He bit his tongue to keep from screaming. Down the steps was a scene that made Greg's stomach lurch and try to upheave, his teech clenched down on his tongue prevented that from happening. Sprawled lifelessly with limbs akimber and bright red blood flowing down the steps, Frederick's head looked like a burst bubble, nothing left above the ears.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 20, 2013 05:26 AM (5VGZi)
Okay, so we seem to have a fair few people who'd like to try their hand at the anthology, ne? How do we want to put it together? Does anyone want to volunteer to compile them?
What if we set up a file drop somewhere where people can drop their completed .doc files?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 20, 2013 05:27 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Ian S. at August 20, 2013 09:23 AM (OevbG)
Heh,
There's one of your anthology stories right there. I'm sure one better than me could draft one up about the banning of abortion, followed by an increase in rape, and women being forced to carry out a pregnancy to term.
The key in making libtards heads explode on that one is, not to question the odd rise in rapes, or what could be done to prevent it. Libtards never car about that, they only care about the abortion part afterwards.
Posted by: tsrblke at August 20, 2013 05:27 AM (GaqMa)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 20, 2013 05:27 AM (XIxXP)
The scene in the last chapter where they go back to their normal lives and Sanjay sells a half dozen donuts to Joe Biden was especially touching.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 20, 2013 05:27 AM (OevbG)
Posted by: EC at August 20, 2013 09:26 AM (GQ8sn)
PLEASE OH PLEASE SOMEONE WRITE ME CURB STOMPING A UNION FUCKHEAD PLEASE OH PLEASE.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 20, 2013 05:27 AM (4df7R)
As would I. Rino or Full Flaming communist? Give me the communist. At least I know I can trust the communist.
Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at August 20, 2013 09:18 AM (bb5+k)
Come on - they're both Full Flaming Communists - it's just that one wants to shoot you in the back of the head for efficiency, while the other wants to stab you in the back to maximize the pain.
Posted by: steveegg at August 20, 2013 05:27 AM (o44nj)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 20, 2013 09:26 AM (/PCJa)
"Hey Vic, do you believe in reincarnation? If so, who would you come back as?"
"Well, that's easy. First, yes I do. Second, I would back as my wife so I would leave me the hell alone!!!"
Posted by: EC at August 20, 2013 05:28 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Ian S. at August 20, 2013 09:27 AM (OevbG)
I LOLD'd.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2013 05:28 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 20, 2013 09:26 AM (/PCJa)
Pfft! We'd sue Dunham right back and tell him that he based Walter ON Vic!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 20, 2013 05:28 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: zsasz at August 20, 2013 05:28 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 20, 2013 09:26 AM (/PCJa)
Prior art.
Posted by: tsrblke at August 20, 2013 05:28 AM (GaqMa)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 20, 2013 05:29 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 20, 2013 09:27 AM (XIxXP)
Oh great. Now you've done it.
"Muh numa nuh...DO DOO DO DOO DO...Muh numa nuh...DO DOO DO DO!"
Posted by: EC at August 20, 2013 05:29 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 20, 2013 05:29 AM (XIxXP)
"Muh numa nuh...DO DOO DO DOO DO...Muh numa nuh...DO DOO DO DO!"
Posted by: EC at August 20, 2013 09:29 AM (GQ8sn)
Bastard.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2013 05:29 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Lauren at August 20, 2013 09:29 AM (ELdpj) [/i]
I've heard it mentioned but not looked into it. How much does it cost?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 20, 2013 05:30 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 20, 2013 05:30 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: Lauren at August 20, 2013 05:30 AM (ELdpj)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 20, 2013 05:30 AM (5VGZi)
I actually do. I think I have a few uses left before I have to buy it.
Jello salad will figure heavily into my story.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at August 20, 2013 05:31 AM (/kI1Q)
I was expecting more of an extraterrestrial-transvestite-shindig ending, myself, but eaten by the Jersey Devil is good.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 20, 2013 05:31 AM (knoK7)
Posted by: RWC at August 20, 2013 05:32 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2013 05:32 AM (vsjnH)
Posted by: Lauren at August 20, 2013 05:32 AM (ELdpj)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 20, 2013 05:32 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at August 20, 2013 09:31 AM (/kI1Q)
Jello salad that secretly contains high explosives, right?
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2013 05:32 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: RWC at August 20, 2013 05:32 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 20, 2013 05:33 AM (5VGZi)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 20, 2013 09:27 AM (4df7R)
Ooooooh, I envision a curb stomping all whilst you go off on a curse laden monologue. Think Alex and droogs breaking into the country house, then beating and raping to the tune of Singin' in the Rain.
Posted by: mugiwara at August 20, 2013 05:33 AM (D5hxK)
Posted by: EC at August 20, 2013 09:26 AM (GQ8sn)
PLEASE OH PLEASE SOMEONE WRITE ME CURB STOMPING A UNION FUCKHEAD PLEASE OH PLEASE.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 20, 2013 09:27 AM (4df7R)
MWR somersaulted off her trampoline and landed on the shoulders of the nearest SEIU member. Flexing her thigh muscles, she began cutting the blood and airflow of the union goon's head.
"How's that feel? Too tight? No?"
She clenched tighter as she started pummeling the top of the goon's head. When he finally passed out from the lack of air and the blows to his skull, MWR mercifully finished him off with a curb stomp.
"Now.....where's that fucking spider?"
Posted by: EC at August 20, 2013 05:33 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at August 20, 2013 09:31 AM (/kI1Q)
I need this like air and pancakes.
Hmm... I'm not sure what my story will feature... I'm picturing two homeless young waiflets, struggling to avoid the Lynch Hordes of Christ that prowl the streets of America.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 20, 2013 05:33 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 20, 2013 05:33 AM (XIxXP)
It took the NRA decades to establish a pattern in the minds of individual congressmen. You fuck us, we fuck you back worse than you would ever have believed.
The Hells Angels words to live by:
Treat us with respect - we will treat you with respect.
Act like an asshole - we will treat you like an asshole.
Treat us good - we will treat you better.
Treat us bad - we will treat you worse.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 20, 2013 05:34 AM (zF6Iw)
I think we could work a trampoline into this scenario if we try.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 20, 2013 05:34 AM (knoK7)
Posted by: Lauren at August 20, 2013 05:34 AM (ELdpj)
Posted by: EC at August 20, 2013 09:33 AM (GQ8sn)
*HEARTS*
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 20, 2013 05:35 AM (4df7R)
"I will write about the post revolution rural southern family."
Oh...oh...I want to do the Battle of Manhattan.
Posted by: jwest at August 20, 2013 05:35 AM (u2a4R)
Posted by: sTevo at August 20, 2013 05:35 AM (7MryD)
Well played, EC.....well played.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 20, 2013 05:35 AM (knoK7)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2013 05:35 AM (vsjnH)
Posted by: panzernashorn at August 20, 2013 05:36 AM (MhA4j)
Posted by: Lauren at August 20, 2013 09:34 AM (ELdpj)
YES. Your primary weapon can be a wire coathanger!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 20, 2013 05:36 AM (4df7R)
And spiders.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2013 09:35 AM (vsjnH)
Ha! Done and done!
Oh, and copyright bitches!
Posted by: EC at August 20, 2013 05:36 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 20, 2013 09:27 AM (4df7R)
Heh, I can already see it now.
"Unions were banned shortly after the second election. Small bands of Palin Supporters went out in groups, and kicking and stomping on anyone who dare even suggest that such organization was a constitutional right.
Interestingly, wages plummeted after the union banning, apparently the Christian Nation, couldn't be bothered with a living wage for its employees, the hypocrisy was thick in my mouth, and tasted bad, kinda like this writing.
Posted by: tsrblke at August 20, 2013 05:36 AM (GaqMa)
>>>I'm picturing two homeless young waiflets, struggling to avoid the Lynch Hordes of Christ that prowl the streets of America.
They "followed their truth" BUT.... the Truth folloed *them*
/dun dun dunnnn!
Posted by: Bigby's OTOH at August 20, 2013 05:36 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Lauren at August 20, 2013 05:37 AM (ELdpj)
Posted by: EC at August 20, 2013 09:36 AM"
Damn! *shakes fist upthread*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 20, 2013 05:37 AM (knoK7)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 20, 2013 09:36 AM (4df7R)
NO! MORE! WIRE! HANGERS! EVER!
Posted by: Joan Crawford at August 20, 2013 05:37 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 20, 2013 05:37 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 20, 2013 05:38 AM (VtjlW)
@ 411 - "But how do we describe Vic without Jeff Dunham suing us for stealing Walter?"
The "small penis rule" - http://tinyurl.com/5m2a4o
Sorry Vic!
Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at August 20, 2013 05:38 AM (YYJjz)
Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at August 20, 2013 05:38 AM (bb5+k)
Posted by: Waterhouse at August 20, 2013 05:39 AM (uYaYO)
Watched Zero Dark Thirty finally. I can see why Hollywood thought about giving it a bunch of Oscars and then suddenly realized maybe the film was not a message film against enhanced interrogation, or torture. Don't care really. Either way it was justified in a few limited cases.
Bigelow sort of plays is straight down the middle. The waterboarding and attention slaps are brutal and grotesque, but also effective and not nearly as grotesque as the brutality of the jihadis. At first it seems like the entire movie is going to be about the CIA 'secret prisons' in black sites.
But thanks to such a long run time, there is still a great bit on simple human errors screwing up the most intelligent and dedicated efforts. That's one of the main stories of humanity. And even a mini movie on the raid itself.
I thought it would be a campaign film for Obama, but that was way off. I don't see enough movies to say best picture, but better than 95% of the movies I've seen. No Wreck-It Ralph, but still great. Just kidding.
Posted by: Beagle at August 20, 2013 05:39 AM (sOtz/)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2013 05:39 AM (9Xc5j)
Sorry Vic!
Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at August 20, 2013 09:38 AM (YYJjz)
LOL!!!
Posted by: EC at August 20, 2013 05:39 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: panzernashorn at August 20, 2013 05:39 AM (MhA4j)
It's a good way to suss out the serious vegetarians...
"Try the beans, honey. There's just a little bacon in 'em."
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at August 20, 2013 05:39 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 20, 2013 05:39 AM (/PCJa)
so the author of Christian Nation, this Frederic C Rich, who claims he was a republican before Palin and Bachman.
No mention of wife or kids in any bio, not at his firm, or anywhere.
I suspect he is a gay guy who really really hates women like Palin and Bachman and it has nothing to do with politics.
Posted by: thunderb at August 20, 2013 05:40 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Bigby's OTOH at August 20, 2013 05:40 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Beagle at August 20, 2013 09:39 AM (sOtz/)
Frankly, I hated it. Hate may be a strong word, but it wasn't that great.
The pacing was all wrong, and they couldn't decide what type of style they wanted.
Did you notice that the "Chapter" style title cards came and went randomly throughout the movie?
Someone rushed that thing, and paid for it.
Posted by: tsrblke at August 20, 2013 05:40 AM (GaqMa)
From afar, we watched the once gay city flaming brightly in the night....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 20, 2013 05:41 AM (knoK7)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 20, 2013 05:41 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: Lauren at August 20, 2013 05:41 AM (ELdpj)
Golly Gabe,
Sorry people are exercising discernment and have stopped drinking your preferred brand of kool-aid.
Posted by: jacke at August 20, 2013 05:42 AM (5Cwv4)
Anyway, on to rocking chair.
Posted by: Vic at August 20, 2013 05:42 AM (lZvxr)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 20, 2013 05:42 AM (5VGZi)
Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at August 20, 2013 05:42 AM (bb5+k)
Anyway, on to rocking chair.
Posted by: Vic at August 20, 2013 09:42 AM (lZvxr)
Thank goodness!
But what about your penis?
Posted by: EC at August 20, 2013 05:42 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 20, 2013 05:43 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2013 05:43 AM (vsjnH)
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 20, 2013 05:44 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 20, 2013 05:44 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 20, 2013 09:15 AM (4df7R)
If you just saw the blank, sunken eyed, searching stare, it would shake you up.
First reaction after fighting off cringe paralysis, would be to wonder how his care giver lost track of him.
This is headed for accidentally lighting his house on fire or driving his car through the back of his garage, unless that's already been covered up.
Posted by: ontherocks at August 20, 2013 05:45 AM (UyNq6)
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 20, 2013 05:45 AM (KjlbF)
Posted by: buzzion at August 20, 2013 05:45 AM (LI48c)
http://tinyurl.com/lwkfh4r
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 20, 2013 05:45 AM (5VGZi)
Posted by: DangerGirl, getting angrier by the day at August 20, 2013 05:45 AM (P1Tw6)
Sheesh. So demanding! I mean, isn't it enough for you that Lorelei is going to use her mad knife skills to cut a nearly unconscious Driver Garrison free from that chair where he was tied up?
Oh. Btw. Lorelei is going to use her mad knife skills to cut a nearly unconscious Driver Garrison free from that chair where he was tied up. FIY.
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 20, 2013 09:38 AM (VtjlW)
*swoooooon* And then he'll be all, "You're pretty good with that knife," and I'll be all, "You're damn right I am," and...
*SWOON*
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 20, 2013 05:46 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Vic at August 20, 2013 09:42 AM
Good news (aside from the Monster Biscuit prohibition), Vic.
I was afraid the doc would make you stay away from the morning news posts. I know if my medic knew I was reading here in the morning, he'd want me to control my blood pressure more by giving it up....
Posted by: MrScribbler at August 20, 2013 05:46 AM (kaGpp)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 20, 2013 05:47 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 20, 2013 05:47 AM (5VGZi)
Posted by: Anachronda at August 20, 2013 05:47 AM (U82Km)
This is headed for accidentally lighting his house on fire or driving his car through the back of his garage, unless that's already been covered up.
Posted by: ontherocks at August 20, 2013 09:45 AM (UyNq6)
Awww. So Hagel's showing off his "crazy uncle wracked with dementia" bona fides, huh? Wonderful.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/s][/u][/b] at August 20, 2013 05:48 AM (4df7R)
PLEASE OH PLEASE SOMEONE WRITE ME CURB STOMPING A UNION FUCKHEAD PLEASE OH PLEASE.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 20, 2013 09:27 AM (4df7R)
I want to take out Chris Matthews with a comment about how I'll be fair while I balance his head on a pike. "Now lean forward, Chrissy."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 20, 2013 05:49 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Kawfytawk at August 20, 2013 05:51 AM (qdzWt)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 20, 2013 05:53 AM (zF6Iw)
MPPPP, will you do a Vir to the piked head?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 20, 2013 05:53 AM (5VGZi)
I'm back. All that worry was for nothing. I had a
few things just over the limits so he wants me to lose some weight, get
more exercise, and decrease pravastatin amount. I'll have to give up my
Hardee's Monster Biscuit combo. The communication to come in was
bollixed. He said he would fix that.
Anyway, on to rocking chair.
Posted by: Vic at August 20, 2013 09:42 AM (lZvxr)
Thank goodness!
But what about your penis?
Posted by: EC at August 20, 2013 09:42 AM (GQ8sn)
Maybe they'll take the fork out tomorrow.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 20, 2013 05:54 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 20, 2013 09:54 AM (zF6Iw)
*awards MPPPP unlimited use of the ampersand for the remainder of the day*
Posted by: EC at August 20, 2013 05:56 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: EC at August 20, 2013 09:42 AM (GQ8sn)
Maybe they'll take the fork out tomorrow.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 20, 2013 09:54 AM (zF6Iw)
Prolly gonna need a 5 ton Hyster and a hefty chain.
Posted by: ontherocks at August 20, 2013 05:56 AM (Ki5CM)
campaign of accountability, after the Imola rebellion.
Posted by: Francis Underwood at August 20, 2013 05:57 AM (Jsiw/)
Great news Vic.
Oh, and Jean, even the illegals have to be seen in the ER, most of the time the friendly EMTALA sign out front is even in Spanish for the parasites. Of course, in central Ohio, you need it in Somali too--not so much in the boonies though.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at August 20, 2013 05:59 AM (sQ0LB)
Posted by: panzernashorn at August 20, 2013 05:59 AM (MhA4j)
Posted by: ejo at August 20, 2013 06:00 AM (GXvSO)
If the "establishment" or the main of the GOP was so great, don't you think it'd be self-evident?
Nobody has to tell you a flower is pretty or shit stinks . . . .
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 20, 2013 06:01 AM (VjL9S)
Posted by: Sarah Palin at August 20, 2013 06:02 AM (sOtz/)
Posted by: naturalfake at August 20, 2013 06:04 AM (n50fF)
Posted by: Francis Underwood at August 20, 2013 06:10 AM (Jsiw/)
Posted by: Beagle at August 20, 2013 06:14 AM (sOtz/)
Posted by: panzernashorn at August 20, 2013 06:26 AM (MhA4j)
Posted by: MSNBCBSABCNN at August 20, 2013 06:37 AM (qvify)
Posted by: NJRob at August 20, 2013 06:57 AM (PBJNU)
Posted by: Igor at August 20, 2013 07:05 AM (oQBlm)
Posted by: holygoat at August 20, 2013 07:31 AM (HYFht)
Posted by: Cato at August 20, 2013 07:41 AM (Ipgi8)
Posted by: Ben(the original) at August 20, 2013 08:37 AM (5E4Dt)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at August 20, 2013 10:13 AM (MMDO6)
Posted by: Chris_Balsz at August 20, 2013 10:22 AM (uP6Yd)
Hide Comments | Add Comment | Refresh | Top
64 queries taking 0.2189 seconds, 661 records returned.
Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink.
Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at August 20, 2013 02:20 AM (1hekh)