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May 15, 2013

Top Ten Classy-Sounding Names for Upscale, Snooty Whorehouses
— Ace

10. Chez Ginch

9. The Shaftesbury Quimhouse

8. Ye Olde Tyme Bawdyhouse & Twatterie

7. The Ffolkeston Ffuckshack

6. L'HÃ´tel du CootÃ¨re

5. Barleigh & Spencer's Scamper Emporium

4. The chic nightclub/brothel, Vulva

3. Creighton's Quality Gentlemen's Accoutrements, Specializing in Steamer Trunks, Polo Gear, Ascots, and Muff

2. Vaigzheesh of London

...and the Number One Classy-Sounding Name for a Whorehouse...

1. The White House

"Shaftesbury Quimhouse" courtesy of @spongeworthy2

Posted by: Ace at 12:34 PM | Comments (564)
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1 I appreciate my name being kept out of the top ten.

Posted by: Jay Carney at May 15, 2013 12:36 PM (utKTB)

2 A Top 10!

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2013 12:36 PM (lSol6)

3 This thread demands ampersands. GIVE US AMPERSANDS!!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 15, 2013 12:36 PM (8ZskC)

4 11. Nest of Angry Hornets

Posted by: Heralder at May 15, 2013 12:36 PM (+xmn4)

5 I coulda been first but I froze

Posted by: Vizzy at May 15, 2013 12:36 PM (H0lcY)

6 This is why I keep coming back to AoS!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 15, 2013 12:37 PM (Cnqmv)

7 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 15, 2013 12:37 PM (/PCJa)

8 ChÃ¢teau du Chat Noir.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 15, 2013 12:37 PM (ZshNr)

9 Lord Bawdy's House of Trim

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 15, 2013 12:37 PM (4cRnj)

10 When telemarketers call, answer the phone like "Charlie's whorehouse, Charlie speaking. Renee is this week's special."

Posted by: CUS at May 15, 2013 12:37 PM (84pE9)

11 11. Nest of Angry Hornets

I just call that one Charlotte.

Posted by: no good deed at May 15, 2013 12:38 PM (mjR67)

12 "Registered Companion's Training House"

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 15, 2013 12:38 PM (uyjbP)

13 Ye Olde Cork and CockeSlotte

Posted by: spongeworthy at May 15, 2013 12:38 PM (r5w1L)

14 I remember having to stress to people that you needed to look up white house dot gov not dot com because wink wink nudge nudge. The current White House is taking pay to play to a whole other level.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies. at May 15, 2013 12:38 PM (VtjlW)

J.P. Chlamydia's Cuntry-Tyme Fuckwagon

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 15, 2013 12:38 PM (CJjw5)

16 The Big Box Brothel: Boobs, Butts and Beyond

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 15, 2013 12:39 PM (8ZskC)

17 The Dog House !

Posted by: By Popular Demand at May 15, 2013 12:39 PM (KqwSL)

18 FYI - US News is reporting that OFA hasn't applied for tax-exempt status yet...

Posted by: razor419 at May 15, 2013 12:39 PM (Mtwdk)

Crate and Barrel

Posted by: Andrew Mendoza at May 15, 2013 12:39 PM (lSol6)

20 Exotic Entitlements

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 15, 2013 12:40 PM (ZshNr)

21 The Vulva has a separate PG-13 club for teens called Uvula. It only sounds dirty.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at May 15, 2013 12:40 PM (71LDo)

22 The White House, where you pay to work the glory hole

Posted by: Jean at May 15, 2013 12:40 PM (CMlD4)

23 Congressional Pages

Posted by: Penfold at May 15, 2013 12:40 PM (Fbt5B)

24 Every Law Firm Ever

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 15, 2013 12:40 PM (YTstp)

25 The Vergine at Mandalay Bay

Posted by: runninrebel at May 15, 2013 12:40 PM (sL+oi)

26 I see no evidence of such clubs. Source?

Posted by: Nate Watkins, Esq. at May 15, 2013 12:41 PM (pKCuj)

27 Le Porte de Derriere.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies. at May 15, 2013 12:41 PM (VtjlW)

28 The Pleasures of Holly Wood

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 15, 2013 12:41 PM (AC0lD)

29 Le Vag d'Or.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 15, 2013 12:42 PM (ZshNr)

30 NipplÃ©

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 15, 2013 12:42 PM (FUrEK)

31 Madame Queef's House of Tuna Love

Posted by: Strife at May 15, 2013 12:42 PM (ntNJz)

32 What ?

No.... Endor Hut of Nuttin'

Posted by: fixerupper at May 15, 2013 12:42 PM (IrLKP)

33 Castle Cockinhole

Posted by: runninrebel at May 15, 2013 12:42 PM (sL+oi)

34 no reference to FLOTUS Fantasy World? Yeah, me neither

related to much of today's stuff, though, from Yahoo news, bout an hour ago (with some editing out of edited out stuff):

In May 2011, Drew Ryun, a conservative activist and former Republican National Committee staffer, began filling out the Internal Revenue Service application to achieve non-profit status for a new conservative watchdog group.

He submitted the paperwork to the IRS in July 2011 for a news site called Media Trackers, which calls itself a "non-partisan investigative watchdog dedicated to promoting accountability in the media and government." Although the site has investigated Republicans like Ohio Gov. John Kasich and Florida Gov. Rick Scott, the site's organizers are unapologetically conservative.
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Eight months passed without word from the agency about the group's application, Ryun said. In February 2012, Ryun's attorney contacted the IRS to ask if it needed more information to secure its non-profit status as a 501(c)3 organization. According to Ryun, the IRS told him that the application was being processed by the agency's office in Cincinnati, OhioÂ—the same one currently facing scrutiny for targeting conservative groupsÂ—and to check back in two months.

As directed, Ryun followed up with the IRS in April 2012, and was told that Media Trackers' application was still under review.

When September 2012 arrived with still no word from the IRS, Ryun determined that Media Trackers would likely never obtain standalone non-profit status, and he tried a new approach: He applied for permanent non-profit status for a separate group called Greenhouse Solutions, a pre-existing organization that was reaching the end of its determination period.

The IRS approved Greenhouse Solutions' request for permanent non-profit status in three weeks.

Posted by: mallfly at May 15, 2013 12:42 PM (bJm7W)

35 Ham Flap's Saloon Doors Inn

Posted by: the bearded UNIX god at May 15, 2013 12:42 PM (xw77v)

36 Le CongrÃ¨s des ProstituÃ©es

Posted by: Shoey at May 15, 2013 12:42 PM (jdOk/)

37 The Blew Men Group

Posted by: Bigby's Rodeo Hands at May 15, 2013 12:42 PM (3ZtZW)

38 Monticello!

Posted by: Zombie Hamilton at May 15, 2013 12:42 PM (lSol6)

39 Or just "Madame Queefs"

Posted by: Strife at May 15, 2013 12:42 PM (ntNJz)

40 I'm waiting for some legal beagle to point out where the IRS has the authority to post-date an approval for tax-exempt status, guess we will find out when OFA files.

Posted by: Jean at May 15, 2013 12:42 PM (CMlD4)

41 The Ladyhole

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 15, 2013 12:43 PM (CJjw5)

42 Me Frong's House of Pleasure!

Posted by: Yu Frong at May 15, 2013 12:43 PM (3X3ZR)

43 Don't forget, Chez Guevara, the best little whorehouse at Gitmo

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 15, 2013 12:43 PM (e8kgV)

44 Spermy's

Posted by: Strife at May 15, 2013 12:43 PM (ntNJz)

45 Hillary's Clinton House

Posted by: Jack at May 15, 2013 12:43 PM (Zv1QB)

46 Tavern on the Mons

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2013 12:43 PM (lSol6)

47 Man's Country

Posted by: jakeman at May 15, 2013 12:43 PM (96M6e)

48 The Top Notch Crotch

Posted by: kathysaysso at May 15, 2013 12:43 PM (6H6o8)

49 The Vulva has a separate PG-13 club for teens called Uvula. It only sounds dirty.

That's not even sex.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 15, 2013 12:43 PM (mjR67)

50 Guise, Guise, Guise!

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 15, 2013 12:43 PM (ZshNr)

51 Colonel Angus' Plantation of Pleasures

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 15, 2013 12:44 PM (4cRnj)

52 Maison Petit Labia

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 15, 2013 12:44 PM (8ZskC)

Tavern on the Mons

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2013 04:43 PM (lSol6)

Nicely done.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 15, 2013 12:44 PM (CJjw5)

54 The Conſumate Pympe

Posted by: fb at May 15, 2013 12:44 PM (JVEmw)

55 Strawberry Muffin Terrace.

Posted by: Heralder at May 15, 2013 12:44 PM (+xmn4)

56 La ChÃ¨vre Afghane

Posted by: Virginia SoCon might become Harrison Bergeron at May 15, 2013 12:44 PM (+/C3g)

57 The Salamander Stink Hole

or "Sex, you guys!"

Posted by: Strife at May 15, 2013 12:44 PM (ntNJz)

58 Chris Matthew's Ass Factory

Posted by: Bigby's Rodeo Hands at May 15, 2013 12:45 PM (3ZtZW)

59
The Sausage Factory

Posted by: Barney Frank at May 15, 2013 12:45 PM (TIIx5)

60 Navel Grazing

Posted by: Strife at May 15, 2013 12:45 PM (ntNJz)

61 I'm going with "Georgetown". But Shiftless Rent A Cooch from East Whoresville does have a certain ring to it.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 15, 2013 12:45 PM (GmTxn)

62 The Squeaky Minx

Posted by: runninrebel at May 15, 2013 12:45 PM (sL+oi)

Monte Fisto

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 15, 2013 12:45 PM (CJjw5)

64 Stinkpot East.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 15, 2013 12:45 PM (ZshNr)

65 I like the mons one. I was trying for a Mons joke but all I had was "Mons." Seemed too obscure.

Posted by: ace at May 15, 2013 12:45 PM (LCRYB)

66 The Taint Factory

or

Taint Nuttin'

Posted by: Strife at May 15, 2013 12:45 PM (ntNJz)

67 Chez Bartholin's

Posted by: jakeman at May 15, 2013 12:45 PM (96M6e)

68 58 Chris Matthew's Ass Factory

Posted by: Bigby's Rodeo Hands at May 15, 2013 04:45 PM (3ZtZW)

That gave me a tingle...

Posted by: Yu Frong at May 15, 2013 12:45 PM (3X3ZR)

69 The Conſumate Pympe Extra points for typographic creativity

Posted by: the bearded UNIX god at May 15, 2013 12:45 PM (xw77v)

70 Anus du Amie Reggie

Posted by: i still want flaming skulls at May 15, 2013 12:46 PM (qxcKC)

71 Allah's Bountiful Heaven of the 72 Most Beautiful, Perfect, Nearly Pure Virgins...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 15, 2013 12:46 PM (AC0lD)

72 38 Monticello!

Posted by: Zombie Hamilton at May 15, 2013 04:42 PM (lSol6)

Thread winner.

Posted by: Austin in TX at May 15, 2013 12:46 PM (3cp3C)

73 Le Poot Porte

Posted by: runninrebel at May 15, 2013 12:46 PM (sL+oi)

74 Les pas de boules bleues autorisÃ©s

Posted by: YaHump at May 15, 2013 12:46 PM (tGHEU)

75 The easier joke to do, with more variations, is the very DOWNSCALE, discount whorehouse name.

Posted by: ace at May 15, 2013 12:46 PM (LCRYB)

76 Squeakhole Manor

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 15, 2013 12:46 PM (8ZskC)

77 The Scarlett Pumpermill

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 15, 2013 12:46 PM (4cRnj)

78 The Pink Taco

Posted by: Strife at May 15, 2013 12:46 PM (ntNJz)

79 Cunning and Lingus Dive Shoppe

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 15, 2013 12:46 PM (CJjw5)

80 Not sure what they call whore houses, but my toilet is now called a baracka.

Posted by: Berserker at May 15, 2013 12:47 PM (FMbng)

81 Xandadillhole

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2013 12:47 PM (lSol6)

82
On this topic, I can't say, Not Sure, Don't Know, and I am not involved.

Posted by: Eric the Forgetful Holder at May 15, 2013 12:47 PM (jKWYf)

83 The Oval Office

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 15, 2013 12:47 PM (lVPtV)

84 Rachel Maddow's Full-Body Workout Gym and Leather Swingset

Posted by: Bigby's Rodeo Hands at May 15, 2013 12:47 PM (3ZtZW)

85 I've always wanted to open a bar named "The Happy Finnish".

Posted by: Lemmenkainen, Freelance Warlord at May 15, 2013 12:47 PM (ZWvOb)

86 75The easier joke to do, with more variations, is the very DOWNSCALE, discount whorehouse name.

Posted by: ace at May 15, 2013 04:46 PM (LCRYB)

The Fuck Truck

Posted by: Heralder at May 15, 2013 12:47 PM (+xmn4)

87 Snail Tracks

Posted by: Strife at May 15, 2013 12:47 PM (ntNJz)

88 I have to give Chez Guevara *****

Posted by: Muhammad Arshad Raza at May 15, 2013 12:47 PM (e8kgV)

89 Anthony's weiner roast

Posted by: YaHump at May 15, 2013 12:47 PM (tGHEU)

90 King's Court Knocking Shoppe

Posted by: spongeworthy at May 15, 2013 12:47 PM (r5w1L)

91 The easier joke to do, with more variations, is the very DOWNSCALE, discount whorehouse name.

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Like.... Sandra's Flukeapaloozorium

Posted by: fixerupper at May 15, 2013 12:47 PM (IrLKP)

92 Le Petite Mur

Posted by: jakeman at May 15, 2013 12:48 PM (96M6e)

93 Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 15, 2013 04:47 PM (lVPtV)

The Oval Orifice

Posted by: Strife at May 15, 2013 12:48 PM (ntNJz)

94 LeRoy's Meth Cooter Loveshack

Posted by: Lemmenkainen, Freelance Warlord at May 15, 2013 12:48 PM (ZWvOb)

95 Cunning and Lingus Dive Shoppe You're guaranteed to get "the bends."

Posted by: the bearded UNIX god at May 15, 2013 12:48 PM (xw77v)

96 The Wilting Lily

Posted by: runninrebel at May 15, 2013 12:48 PM (sL+oi)

97 Fluke's Fucks

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 15, 2013 12:48 PM (AC0lD)

98 Pubis Humphill's Trimmery

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 15, 2013 12:48 PM (CJjw5)

99 Does whitehouse.com still have Hillary with big tits ?

Posted by: Abdul Razeq at May 15, 2013 12:48 PM (e8kgV)

100 The easier joke to do, with more variations, is the very DOWNSCALE, discount whorehouse name.

Posted by: ace

Liquor Burger, Parking in Rear

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 15, 2013 12:48 PM (YTstp)

101 Gyno-Pub 2000.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 15, 2013 12:48 PM (ZshNr)

102 The easier joke to do, with more variations, is the very DOWNSCALE, discount whorehouse name.

The Clit Joint

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 15, 2013 12:48 PM (8ZskC)

103 The Lincoln Bedroom

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 15, 2013 12:49 PM (lVPtV)

104

Sorry...I meant F%cks!

I'm sorry...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 15, 2013 12:49 PM (AC0lD)

105 The Unfettered Vestibule

Posted by: jakeman at May 15, 2013 12:49 PM (96M6e)

106
Anthony's Weiners

for you womenfolk.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 15, 2013 12:49 PM (jKWYf)

107

The easier joke to do, with more variations, is the very DOWNSCALE, discount whorehouse name.

Uncle Jessie's Stabbin' Cabin

Posted by: Bo or Luke Duke at May 15, 2013 12:49 PM (lSol6)

108 Waffles & Chicken & Muff

Posted by: ace at May 15, 2013 12:49 PM (LCRYB)

109 The easier joke to do, with more variations, is the very DOWNSCALE, discount whorehouse name.

Stop N Squirt

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 15, 2013 12:49 PM (8ZskC)

110 The Cunt Club

.... and seafood buffet....

ask about our surf and turf....

Posted by: Strife at May 15, 2013 12:49 PM (ntNJz)

111

Posted by: #OccupyAnthonyWeiner'sShorts at May 15, 2013 12:49 PM (e8kgV)

112 I have to admit, I'm kinda partial to #8.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2013 12:50 PM (Cm1Rt)

113 Cum Laude

Posted by: irright at May 15, 2013 12:50 PM (dt38j)

114 Ooh I love these...

Ok...

Uh...Hmmm Eh....Ok

Aah fuck it.

Posted by: dananjcon at May 15, 2013 12:50 PM (jvd3N)

115 The Stabin' Cabin

Posted by: runninrebel at May 15, 2013 12:50 PM (sL+oi)

116 The easier joke to do, with more variations, is the very DOWNSCALE, discount whorehouse name.

Jac in the Box

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 15, 2013 12:50 PM (8ZskC)

117
Meat Curtain Locker

Posted by: fixerupper at May 15, 2013 12:50 PM (IrLKP)

118 International House of Beaver

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 15, 2013 12:50 PM (ZshNr)

119 The Pig Trail

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at May 15, 2013 12:50 PM (R8hU8)

120 So there still are a few more photos

Posted by: #OccupyAnthonyWeiner'sShorts at May 15, 2013 12:50 PM (e8kgV)

121 the new ultra-hip whorehouse: Unload

Posted by: irright at May 15, 2013 12:50 PM (dt38j)

122 Spooge's Fart Box and Golf Emporium.

Posted by: dblwmy at May 15, 2013 12:51 PM (+Q+Cv)

123 Several Dallas Cowboys players had a house in Valkey Ranch where they met with women not their wives. They referred to that home as "The White House".

Posted by: LR at May 15, 2013 12:51 PM (0Vc6l)

124 Les Mademoiselle is fille de joie

Posted by: LOL America at May 15, 2013 12:51 PM (nqBYe)

125 Sloppy Secondz

Posted by: ace at May 15, 2013 12:51 PM (LCRYB)

126 As per our legally binding agreement in casual snark on Twitter, I have remitted to you via PayPal $5 for the rights to "million dollar" brothel name number 8. Please asterisk that one and append a notice to that effect, as soon as practicable. Yours, &ct.

Posted by: Dan Collins at May 15, 2013 12:51 PM (/JxW7)

127 The Whornet's Nest

Posted by: Bigby's Rodeo Hands at May 15, 2013 12:51 PM (3ZtZW)

128 The Pink Curtain

Posted by: dananjcon at May 15, 2013 12:51 PM (jvd3N)

129 The Oral Office

Posted by: fb at May 15, 2013 12:51 PM (JVEmw)

130 Jed's Beaver City

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 15, 2013 12:51 PM (8ZskC)

131 Queefs R Us

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies. at May 15, 2013 12:51 PM (VtjlW)

132 ghom DaH yIDIl , in Klingon

Posted by: Jean at May 15, 2013 12:51 PM (CMlD4)

133 A Tail of Two Clitties

Posted by: Ace at May 15, 2013 12:51 PM (SO2Q8)

134 Kagan's Kegel Klub

Posted by: Strife at May 15, 2013 12:51 PM (ntNJz)

135 Spanky's Retreat

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 15, 2013 12:51 PM (ZshNr)

136

The easier joke ...

XX PUSSY XX

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2013 12:51 PM (lSol6)

137 Its amazing how Ace soldiers on with providing non-content. Serious Guys.

Posted by: Iblis at May 15, 2013 12:51 PM (9221z)

138 The Whornet's Nest
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nice

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 15, 2013 12:51 PM (aDwsi)

139 Helen's Thomas

Posted by: thunderb at May 15, 2013 12:51 PM (nH8jP)

140 Hot Pockets

Posted by: runninrebel at May 15, 2013 12:51 PM (sL+oi)

141 Poonthang

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 15, 2013 12:52 PM (Cnqmv)

142 Hillary's Hideaway and Love Emporium

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 15, 2013 12:52 PM (lVPtV)

143 Lewinsky's House of Cigars and Pink Delight.

Posted by: the bearded UNIX god at May 15, 2013 12:52 PM (xw77v)

144 secreted gardenia

Posted by: LOL America at May 15, 2013 12:52 PM (nqBYe)

145 Poopy's Poontang Emporium!

Posted by: Strife at May 15, 2013 12:52 PM (ntNJz)

146 The Furry Mitten Shoppe -- closed 4 am to 4:30 am

Posted by: mallfly at May 15, 2013 12:52 PM (bJm7W)

147 Popeye's Dickin'!

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 15, 2013 12:52 PM (ZshNr)

148
Stanley Ann's

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 15, 2013 12:52 PM (jKWYf)

149 Its amazing how Ace soldiers on with providing non-content. Serious Guys. Posted by: Iblis at May 15, 2013 04:51 PM (9221z) Oh oh oh I've got one!
The Whinging Twatwaffles!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies. at May 15, 2013 12:52 PM (VtjlW)

150 Clearly, "Classy-sounding" depends on your POV. When you've been a frequent shopper at Stop 'n' Squirt, it makes Squeakhole Manor sound downright respectable.

Posted by: jakeman at May 15, 2013 12:53 PM (96M6e)

151 i'm not good at this.

Posted by: LOL America at May 15, 2013 12:53 PM (nqBYe)

152 Barack's Bronies

Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at May 15, 2013 12:53 PM (epxV4)

153 Biden's Blow Hole

Posted by: Strife at May 15, 2013 12:53 PM (ntNJz)

154 AtC, lol.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 15, 2013 12:53 PM (lVPtV)

155 Harry's House of Leather

Posted by: chemjeff at May 15, 2013 12:53 PM (BBWjt)

156 Martha's Vineyard

Posted by: The Q at May 15, 2013 12:53 PM (XQzGn)

157 Jac in the Box

...or Jack then the Box.

Posted by: no good deed at May 15, 2013 12:53 PM (mjR67)

158 In related news, Linked In has blocked escort reviews and likes from their service

Posted by: Jean at May 15, 2013 12:53 PM (CMlD4)

159 Whorehouse? Obama's Green Energy Program.

Posted by: the bearded UNIX god at May 15, 2013 12:53 PM (xw77v)

160 The Klitty Kat Club

Posted by: Strife at May 15, 2013 12:53 PM (ntNJz)

161 The Timex Brothel--We take a licking and keep on dicking!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 15, 2013 12:53 PM (Cnqmv)

162 Chu's Dirty Rice

Posted by: Heralder at May 15, 2013 12:53 PM (+xmn4)

163 Bam! (chain owned by Emiril Lagasse)

Posted by: irright at May 15, 2013 12:53 PM (dt38j)

164

It was back in the war that Sgt Maj Special Ops Stephenson "Bricks" McShaftsworthy and his trusted Lieutenant (pron. leftenant) McWhiggins des Cabernet visited the south of France on the left side of the Medterranean where they were feted by a bevvy of fine spirited lusty women, staying at the comfortable Palace Le Musky Delta, where they recuperated from the grueling recon missions they had been tasked with by MI6.

Posted by: Rev dr E buzz at May 15, 2013 12:53 PM (raGXo)

165 Mary's Little Lamb

Posted by: The Q at May 15, 2013 12:53 PM (XQzGn)

166 Sheen's Shangri la

Posted by: dananjcon at May 15, 2013 12:54 PM (jvd3N)

167 Ilbis, The Hot Air button on your computer works; I suggest you use it, and delete the "Ace of Spades" Key. Go away. Sick of you. Take your shitty puritanical attitude and fuck yourself sideways with it.

Posted by: ace at May 15, 2013 12:54 PM (LCRYB)

168 Hub and Stroke

Posted by: USA at May 15, 2013 12:54 PM (VIaw0)

169

Congress?

I'm sure taken already

Posted by: thunderb at May 15, 2013 12:54 PM (nH8jP)

170 The Wet Spot

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 15, 2013 12:55 PM (ZshNr)

171 The Senate

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 15, 2013 12:55 PM (lVPtV)

172 The MFM Stop & Drop.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2013 12:55 PM (Cm1Rt)

173 Madame Ovaries

Posted by: Mee Frong at May 15, 2013 12:55 PM (3X3ZR)

174 Posted by: ace at May 15, 2013 04:54 PM (LCRYB)

???

Posted by: Strife at May 15, 2013 12:55 PM (ntNJz)

175 The Landing Strip.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 15, 2013 12:55 PM (+z4pE)

176 actually ilbis I'm not leaving it up to you; I'm banning you. Because, Fuck you.

Posted by: ace at May 15, 2013 12:55 PM (LCRYB)

177 Under the Resolute

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 15, 2013 12:55 PM (lVPtV)

178
167

Shit..... I ALWAYS miss the good stuff

Posted by: fixerupper at May 15, 2013 12:55 PM (IrLKP)

179 New name for a titty bar: Fapdancers

Posted by: Soona at May 15, 2013 12:55 PM (iP+GL)

180 If you want to see a real whore, just put Chuck Schumer near a TV camera and step back.

Posted by: the bearded UNIX god at May 15, 2013 12:55 PM (xw77v)

181 Humpers!

Beer and wings with a BJ on the side, with a family-friendly atmosphere.

Finally thread worthy of the AOS. Gettin burnt out on the multitudinous shenanigans of this administration - even the very few that have become public knowledge.

Posted by: Old fart at May 15, 2013 12:55 PM (1Rgee)

182 House of Golden Surprises

Posted by: chemjeff at May 15, 2013 12:55 PM (BBWjt)

183 "Its amazing how Ace soldiers on with providing non-content. Serious Guys."

Apprieciate and admire the mental flexibility to be able to jump from a complex scandal involving tax policy, politics, and the media to whorehouses.

Wait, I see what happened ... just a natural segue

Posted by: Jean at May 15, 2013 12:56 PM (CMlD4)

184 Crazy Al's Discount Sploogetorium

Posted by: irright at May 15, 2013 12:56 PM (dt38j)

185 Second Grade

Posted by: Hairy Reed at May 15, 2013 12:56 PM (SO2Q8)

186 BJ Muffdiver's Clamshack

Posted by: Hanoverfist at May 15, 2013 12:56 PM (HiKk0)

187 Uncle Bob's Balloon Knot Bonanza

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at May 15, 2013 12:56 PM (GRvW4)

188 Up and Cumming?!?

Posted by: Mee Frong at May 15, 2013 12:56 PM (3X3ZR)

189 The Dirt Button Inn

Ye Ole Fudge Whistle Shoppe

Posted by: Strife at May 15, 2013 12:56 PM (ntNJz)

190 DOWNSCALE, discount whorehouse name.
----
The Sperm Bank

Posted by: CUS at May 15, 2013 12:56 PM (84pE9)

191 Sandy's House of Scandies is in the running, too.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke, small business woman at May 15, 2013 12:56 PM (GmTxn)

192 The Shitty Puritanical Fuckhouse

Posted by: runninrebel at May 15, 2013 12:56 PM (sL+oi)

193 Damn, a Top Ten and a banning. Awesome.

Posted by: dantesed at May 15, 2013 12:56 PM (vF+kM)

194 Pirate Hookers of Whore Island

Posted by: thunderb at May 15, 2013 12:56 PM (nH8jP)

195 Pig Tales

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 15, 2013 12:56 PM (ZshNr)

196 Michelle's Rose Garden of Delights

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 15, 2013 12:56 PM (lVPtV)

197 Ye Olde Cocke & Swallow Aviary

Posted by: AltonJackson@work (fettered) at May 15, 2013 12:57 PM (1EUmb)

198 Clam Jammers

Posted by: fb at May 15, 2013 12:57 PM (JVEmw)

199 Pleasuretown

Posted by: thunderb at May 15, 2013 12:57 PM (nH8jP)

200 Cankle's Gentleman's Club

Posted by: mallfly at May 15, 2013 12:57 PM (bJm7W)

201 Iny's and Outy's

Posted by: Strife at May 15, 2013 12:57 PM (ntNJz)

202 The Cleveland Steamer Warehouse

Posted by: chemjeff at May 15, 2013 12:57 PM (BBWjt)

203

Has Le Furburgerie been snatched up?

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2013 12:57 PM (lSol6)

204 Nancy Pelosi's House Of Pain

Posted by: Abdul Rahman Abdullah Mohamed Juma Kahm at May 15, 2013 12:57 PM (e8kgV)

205 We just call it Yer Mom's House.

Posted by: zsasz at May 15, 2013 12:57 PM (MMC8r)

206 The Ilbis House of Get Bent

Posted by: dananjcon at May 15, 2013 12:58 PM (jvd3N)

207 Billy Jeff's Good Time Whore House and Cigar Shoppe

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 15, 2013 12:58 PM (lVPtV)

208 Kim's Trim

Posted by: The Q at May 15, 2013 12:58 PM (XQzGn)

209 Because fuck you ,

might also make a nice cathouse. name.

just going with the flow over here.

Posted by: LOL America at May 15, 2013 12:58 PM (nqBYe)

210 Randy Dandies

Posted by: thunderb at May 15, 2013 12:58 PM (nH8jP)

211 Helen Thomas pit of dispair

Posted by: Berserker at May 15, 2013 12:58 PM (FMbng)

212 Maxine Waters' water torture salon and fried chicken

Posted by: Abdul Rahman Abdullah Mohamed Juma Kahm at May 15, 2013 12:58 PM (e8kgV)

213
Teenage Hooker Whorehouse of the Dominican Republic

Posted by: Bob Menendez at May 15, 2013 12:58 PM (jKWYf)

214 NutBusters

Posted by: irright at May 15, 2013 12:58 PM (dt38j)

215 The Lemon Party Pleasurehouse

Posted by: chemjeff at May 15, 2013 12:59 PM (BBWjt)

216 Hit It!

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 15, 2013 12:59 PM (ZshNr)

217 Hilary's Hymen

"What fucking difference does it make?"

Posted by: Strife at May 15, 2013 12:59 PM (ntNJz)

218

Jake's Jizz Joint

Posted by: Shoey at May 15, 2013 12:59 PM (jdOk/)

219 75 The easier joke to do, with more variations, is the very DOWNSCALE, discount whorehouse name. Posted by: ace at May 15, 2013 04:46 PM (LCRYB) And number one on that list is also The White House.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 15, 2013 12:59 PM (iFjcm)

220 Mud Roadhouse

Posted by: Soona at May 15, 2013 12:59 PM (iP+GL)

221 Major Woody's- specializing in soldiers, airmen and the like. Providing First Class Privates to top brass!

Posted by: Virginia SoCon might become Harrison Bergeron at May 15, 2013 12:59 PM (+/C3g)

222 Mouthfuls on Broadway

Posted by: runninrebel at May 15, 2013 12:59 PM (sL+oi)

223 204 Nancy Pelosi's House Of Pain

Posted by: Abdul Rahman Abdullah Mohamed Juma Kahm at May 15, 2013 04:57 PM (e8kgV)

Palimino!! PALIMINO!!!!!

Posted by: Mee Frong at May 15, 2013 12:59 PM (3X3ZR)

224 Ye Ole Whale Eye
"Bed and Breakfast"

Posted by: dananjcon at May 15, 2013 12:59 PM (jvd3N)

225 Stroker's Slip

Posted by: thunderb at May 15, 2013 12:59 PM (nH8jP)

226 Well, our family used the term Camelot.

Posted by: Disgraced Kennedys at May 15, 2013 12:59 PM (GmTxn)

227 FML 200 plus posts up before I saw the Nood Post Up message on the last one.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 15, 2013 12:59 PM (BAS5M)

228 I like #15!! And 171!!!

Posted by: Tank at May 15, 2013 12:59 PM (JJ9EC)

229 The Press Room

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 15, 2013 12:59 PM (lVPtV)

230

DOWNSCALE, discount whorehouse name.

Ric Flair's Discount House of Used Ginch

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2013 12:59 PM (lSol6)

231 Cum As You Are

Posted by: Strife at May 15, 2013 12:59 PM (ntNJz)

232 AtC, lol. Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 15, 2013 04:53 PM (lVPtV) *curtsies* Oh here's another one - Pancakes O'Rama.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies. at May 15, 2013 12:59 PM (VtjlW)

233 Guam Tipping Point S&M

Posted by: Hank Johnson at May 15, 2013 12:59 PM (e8kgV)

234 International House of Pooncakes

Posted by: West Wing at May 15, 2013 12:59 PM (dvLAs)

235 Not Your Wife

Posted by: irright at May 15, 2013 12:59 PM (dt38j)

236 why can't we just keep it simple

fuckitall

Posted by: LOL America at May 15, 2013 01:00 PM (nqBYe)

237 Kim's Pussy Judo Academy

Posted by: Heralder at May 15, 2013 01:00 PM (+xmn4)

238 White House's nom de whore = Barack's House of Snootch

Posted by: joncelli, the traditionalist at May 15, 2013 01:00 PM (RD7QR)

239
The Adjustable Nut

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 15, 2013 01:00 PM (jKWYf)

240 with a family-friendly atmosphere.

Family-style's gonna cost you extra, though.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at May 15, 2013 01:00 PM (ZKzrr)

241 Gentle-Tail-Ya

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 15, 2013 01:00 PM (SO2Q8)

242 Something smells Squatchy!!

Posted by: Squatch chaser at May 15, 2013 01:00 PM (t53cZ)

243 211 Helen Thomas pit of dispair

Posted by: Berserker at May 15, 2013 04:58 PM (FMbng)

that made me laugh so hard I almost cried... bravo sir!

Posted by: Shoey at May 15, 2013 01:00 PM (jdOk/)

244 Ace, this proves nothing. Give me a real source and don't get so bent out of shape.

Posted by: Nate Watson at May 15, 2013 01:00 PM (u6nf+)

245 Sex Jammin'

Posted by: thunderb at May 15, 2013 01:00 PM (nH8jP)

246 Uncle Bo's House of Ho's

Posted by: Mee Frong at May 15, 2013 01:00 PM (3X3ZR)

247 Solyndra ...too soon?

Posted by: AltonJackson@work (fettered) at May 15, 2013 01:00 PM (1EUmb)

248 oooo... The Fives ON....

this oughtta be good....

Posted by: fixerupper at May 15, 2013 01:00 PM (IrLKP)

249 Nice, Radish.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2013 01:00 PM (lSol6)

250 Hole And A Heartbeat

Posted by: Strife at May 15, 2013 01:00 PM (ntNJz)

251 The Spotted Dick (Billy C reference)

Posted by: Soona at May 15, 2013 01:01 PM (iP+GL)

252 ofgs

has pussygalore already been done?

Posted by: LOL America at May 15, 2013 01:01 PM (nqBYe)

253 The Waldorf-Snatchtoria

Posted by: the bearded UNIX god at May 15, 2013 01:01 PM (xw77v)

254 Whore Depot

Posted by: irright at May 15, 2013 01:01 PM (dt38j)

255 Moochelle's House of Zucchini

Posted by: chemjeff at May 15, 2013 01:01 PM (BBWjt)

256 Gotta watch the Five.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 15, 2013 01:01 PM (lVPtV)

257 IRShouseof whores

Posted by: LOL America at May 15, 2013 01:01 PM (nqBYe)

258 ilbis has now been banned. I HAVE FUCKING HAD IT. So the rest of you fucking bitchy whiners who can never shut up about your anger issues, you're on notice. You are no longer welcome and will no longer be indulged.

Posted by: ace at May 15, 2013 01:01 PM (LCRYB)

259 Sandra's Fluke House didn't make the list?

Pshaw.....

Posted by: © Sponge at May 15, 2013 01:01 PM (xmcEQ)

260 Mooch's Garden of Delights

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 15, 2013 01:01 PM (lVPtV)

261 Blind, Crippled or Crazy

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 15, 2013 01:02 PM (+z4pE)

262 Soixante e-Neuf Pour Vous

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 15, 2013 01:02 PM (SO2Q8)

263 The Audit

"We Know How To Fuck Ya!"

Posted by: Strife at May 15, 2013 01:02 PM (ntNJz)

264 Jizzney Land! With Face Mountain and All Around The World included!

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 15, 2013 01:02 PM (ZshNr)

265 Sandra Fluke's Place

Posted by: Zahir Omar bin Hamdoon at May 15, 2013 01:02 PM (e8kgV)

266 Shangri-Labia?

Posted by: Kensington at May 15, 2013 01:02 PM (ymYNL)

267 Jizzmasters

Posted by: zsasz at May 15, 2013 01:02 PM (MMC8r)

268 Sandra Fluke's Condom Emporium

Posted by: chemjeff at May 15, 2013 01:02 PM (BBWjt)

269 The Dog House !
Posted by: By Popular Demand at May 15, 2013 04:39 PM (KqwSL)

That would be Owebama's favorite restaurant.

Posted by: © Sponge at May 15, 2013 01:02 PM (xmcEQ)

270 Village Voice, pages 134 - 138

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 15, 2013 01:02 PM (YTstp)

271 The Icebox

Get hot with the man of his dreams, and then have a little ice to put on it.

Posted by: The Q at May 15, 2013 01:03 PM (XQzGn)

272 Barney's Bunghole?

Posted by: Barney frank at May 15, 2013 01:03 PM (JJ9EC)

273 The Slippery Slopes

Posted by: runninrebel at May 15, 2013 01:03 PM (sL+oi)

274 Spunkin' Donuts

Posted by: zsasz at May 15, 2013 01:03 PM (MMC8r)

275 hands ace a nice cup of tea.

Posted by: LOL America at May 15, 2013 01:03 PM (nqBYe)

276

Can't keep up.

Mother Boy XXX

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 15, 2013 01:03 PM (K+mtQ)

277 The "Right behind you" Pleasuredome and Slaughterhouse

Posted by: Reggie Love at May 15, 2013 01:03 PM (4Mv1T)

278 McFlaps

Posted by: zsasz at May 15, 2013 01:03 PM (MMC8r)

279 SlÃ¶t?

Do umlauts work? Or that Scandi thing?

HÃ¸l?

Anyway real "upscale" ho biz is all cringe-inducing shit like "Diamond Dates." Whore-sellers have figured out that people who overpay for the promise of poon are dimwits. The market-correct response to guys who think they're about to live large with their "How do I put this discreetly...y'know, like, 'upscale,' uh, 'models?'" is to name your stable of whores Elite Models [name of city]Â™. It's a shame.

Posted by: oblig. at May 15, 2013 01:03 PM (cePv8)

280

Musty's House of Yeast.

Posted by: Rev dr E buzz at May 15, 2013 01:03 PM (raGXo)

281 Chez Hide le Weenie

Posted by: Lucky Pierre at May 15, 2013 01:03 PM (5fSr7)

282 The IR,Ass

Posted by: Strife at May 15, 2013 01:03 PM (ntNJz)

283
The Sausage Factory

Posted by: Barney Frank at May 15, 2013 04:45 PM (TIIx5)

Otherwise known as "My Apartment".

Posted by: Barney Frank at May 15, 2013 01:03 PM (TIIx5)

284

252ofgs

has pussygalore already been done?

---

couldn't figure out how to make the 'y' into one of those frenchy accented e' to make it classy

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 15, 2013 01:03 PM (SO2Q8)

285
The Cherry Picker

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 15, 2013 01:04 PM (jKWYf)

286 media'shouseofwhores

Posted by: willow at May 15, 2013 01:04 PM (nqBYe)

287

Oh shit. Ace is in all caps.

Posted by: Heralder at May 15, 2013 01:04 PM (+xmn4)

288 Hot Air. Sounds like a good name for a Chicago bath house.

Posted by: Nate in New Orleans at May 15, 2013 01:04 PM (lhX9P)

289 PeeWee Hymen's

Posted by: zsasz at May 15, 2013 01:04 PM (MMC8r)

290 The McClit

Posted by: Strife at May 15, 2013 01:04 PM (ntNJz)

291

The Slurp 'n Chancre

Posted by: spongeworthy at May 15, 2013 01:04 PM (r5w1L)

292 IRS ... they f*ck everybody they can

Posted by: Sabri Mohammed Ebrahim at May 15, 2013 01:04 PM (e8kgV)

293 That wasn't a name, just an observation.

Posted by: Heralder at May 15, 2013 01:04 PM (+xmn4)

294 Krotch Haus.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at May 15, 2013 01:04 PM (ZKzrr)

295 The Free Clinic (people like one-stop shopping)

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at May 15, 2013 01:04 PM (GmTxn)

296 The Jesse Jackson Jr. Kung Fu Studio and Love Palace.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 15, 2013 01:04 PM (ZshNr)

297 You forgot Bingo's House of Poon.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 15, 2013 01:04 PM (jucos)

298 Buzzsaw. lol me either

Posted by: willow at May 15, 2013 01:04 PM (nqBYe)

299 Bob Beckal on the five looks like he wants to puke bwa hahahahahaha

Posted by: NativeNH at May 15, 2013 01:04 PM (XuCue)

300

Pizza Sluts

Bugger King

Mac Daddie's

Whoretown Buffet

Pink Taco Johns

Posted by: thunderb at May 15, 2013 01:04 PM (nH8jP)

301 Ye Olde Notell Hotel

Posted by: Lucky Pierre at May 15, 2013 01:04 PM (5fSr7)

302 McGroin's Tubular Vegetable Bistro and Chowder House

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 15, 2013 01:05 PM (K+mtQ)

303 Will Folks' House o' Frolick

Posted by: jakeman at May 15, 2013 01:05 PM (96M6e)

304 The Bush Ranch.

Posted by: The Q at May 15, 2013 01:05 PM (XQzGn)

305 Tits And Clits

Posted by: Strife at May 15, 2013 01:05 PM (ntNJz)

306
Eau de Albacore

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 15, 2013 01:05 PM (TIIx5)

307 ilbis you long time?

Posted by: Nate in New Orleans at May 15, 2013 01:05 PM (lhX9P)

308 Internal
rectal
service

Posted by: willow at May 15, 2013 01:05 PM (nqBYe)

309 79 Cunning and Lingus Dive Shoppe

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 15, 2013 04:46 PM (CJjw5)

EoJ, Honest to God, a few years ago here in Tulsa, I saw a beat-up old pickup with a sign painted on the door--sign painter quality--that said:

"Cunnilingus Plumbing. We will LICK your plumbing problem. Guaranteed."

I almost ran my car off the street I was laughing so hard.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at May 15, 2013 01:06 PM (kXoT0)

310 The Bob Beckel Blowjob Bungalow

Posted by: chemjeff at May 15, 2013 01:06 PM (BBWjt)

311 The Rim Shot

Posted by: Strife at May 15, 2013 01:06 PM (ntNJz)

312 Fonzie's Submarine Racing Emporium.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 15, 2013 01:06 PM (+z4pE)

313 The Nookie Jar

Posted by: Lucky Pierre at May 15, 2013 01:06 PM (5fSr7)

314 Another all time favorite. Lovenasium.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 15, 2013 01:06 PM (jucos)

315 My favorite gender neutral whorehouse name has always been "Surf and Turf"

Posted by: Marcus at May 15, 2013 01:06 PM (GGCsk)

316 The Tilted Klit

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 15, 2013 01:06 PM (K+mtQ)

317 MSDNC

Posted by: Strife at May 15, 2013 01:06 PM (ntNJz)

318 Ace's Ban Hammer.......

Oh wait...

Posted by: © Sponge at May 15, 2013 01:06 PM (xmcEQ)

319 University of Texas Center for Women's Studies The William Jefferson Clinton Internship Program The Robert Byrd Internship Program For Underprivileged Minorities

Posted by: dustydog at May 15, 2013 01:06 PM (K550W)

320 Cooter & Pooter

Posted by: Lucky Pierre at May 15, 2013 01:06 PM (5fSr7)

321 The Ding Dong Dungeon

Posted by: v8 at May 15, 2013 01:06 PM (JVEmw)

322

MSNBC ?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 15, 2013 01:06 PM (SO2Q8)

323 Snatch Masters

Posted by: ace at May 15, 2013 01:07 PM (LCRYB)

324 The Nookie Jar

Posted by: Lucky Pierre at May 15, 2013 05:06 PM (5fSr7)

cute

Posted by: willow at May 15, 2013 01:07 PM (nqBYe)

325 Washington DC. Maybe that's too literal.

Posted by: Nate in New Orleans at May 15, 2013 01:07 PM (lhX9P)

326 The Cunning Linguists' (may be a niche market)

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at May 15, 2013 01:07 PM (GmTxn)

327 I cannot believe this is still available: The Blue Waffle (so ashamed of you Horde, so ashamed)

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies. at May 15, 2013 01:07 PM (VtjlW)

328 Stanky's

Posted by: Strife at May 15, 2013 01:07 PM (ntNJz)

329 Ok, time to pass out the meds. ....or someone filled the AoS water cooler with Red Bull.

Posted by: Icedog at May 15, 2013 01:07 PM (9ScGj)

330 Sandy's House o' Twats.

Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 15, 2013 01:07 PM (7vimm)

331 The Camel's Toe

Posted by: DangerGirl @deadlyestrogen at May 15, 2013 01:07 PM (GrtrJ)

332

another good name

I Have Fucking Had It

also

Stroke Me Out

(please don't ban me)

Posted by: thunderb at May 15, 2013 01:07 PM (nH8jP)

333 The Titz-Carlton

Posted by: Kensington at May 15, 2013 01:07 PM (ymYNL)

334 Happy LongTime Love Palace and Chinese Buffet

Posted by: zsasz at May 15, 2013 01:07 PM (MMC8r)

335 Max's Climax's

Posted by: Shoey at May 15, 2013 01:07 PM (jdOk/)

336 Clinton's

Posted by: © Sponge at May 15, 2013 01:07 PM (xmcEQ)

337 Babawawas Vaginal Vieu

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 15, 2013 01:07 PM (SO2Q8)

338 The Cunning Runts.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 15, 2013 01:07 PM (jucos)

339 Clammy's

Clam's Club

Posted by: Strife at May 15, 2013 01:07 PM (ntNJz)

340
it's like a ball of yarn to you people who live inside my computer

this could go on for another 2 hours

Posted by: soothsayer at May 15, 2013 01:07 PM (KeJAW)

341 Frank's House of Stank

Posted by: Mee Frong at May 15, 2013 01:07 PM (3X3ZR)

342 Chateau de poisson

Posted by: Marcus at May 15, 2013 01:08 PM (GGCsk)

343 The Fupa Lounge

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 15, 2013 01:08 PM (K+mtQ)

344 has pussygalore already been done? From my Coffeebreak French, we'll go with... Beacoup Chats

Posted by: jakeman at May 15, 2013 01:08 PM (96M6e)

345 Soak & Poke Hot Tubs

Posted by: Lucky Pierre at May 15, 2013 01:08 PM (5fSr7)

346 A place for those looking for Asian men:

Serious Yu Guys

Posted by: The Q at May 15, 2013 01:08 PM (XQzGn)

347 Fistie's Taberknuckle

Posted by: runninrebel at May 15, 2013 01:08 PM (sL+oi)

348
The Bush Ranch.

Posted by: The Q at May 15, 2013 05:05 PM (XQzGn)

Too close to a real establishment, an Anchorage, AK strip club called the "Great Alaskan Bush Company".

NSFW

http://www.akbushcompany.com/

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 15, 2013 01:08 PM (TIIx5)

349 Rachel Corrie's Passion Flats

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 15, 2013 01:08 PM (8ZskC)

350 Finally Went Pro, a place for all those obliging gals who gave it up at the drop of a nickel bag in College.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 15, 2013 01:08 PM (ZshNr)

351 Captain Jack's Off Ramp

Posted by: Strife at May 15, 2013 01:09 PM (ntNJz)

352 Butt Hut

Posted by: zsasz at May 15, 2013 01:09 PM (MMC8r)

353

Iblis, you should ask for your money back.

Oh wait...

Posted by: dan-O at May 15, 2013 01:09 PM (D0bIN)

354 Ye Olde Socke for Yore Cocke

Posted by: DangerGirl @deadlyestrogen at May 15, 2013 01:09 PM (GrtrJ)

355 Tube Steak & Shake

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at May 15, 2013 01:09 PM (GmTxn)

356

Blue Waffle House

International House of Whorecakes

Backdoor Steakhouse

Posted by: thunderb at May 15, 2013 01:09 PM (nH8jP)

357

The Fupa Lounge

Ok. Roflmao. Thread winner? It's so hard to choose.

Posted by: Infidel [/i] at May 15, 2013 01:09 PM (gqEUi)

358 Muff's House of Dive

Posted by: © Sponge at May 15, 2013 01:09 PM (xmcEQ)

359 No Pussy Hut yet?

Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 15, 2013 01:09 PM (7vimm)

360 Rob & Bob's Mob who'll Slob Throbbing Knob

Posted by: The Q at May 15, 2013 01:10 PM (XQzGn)

361 Happy Endings

Posted by: Lucky Pierre at May 15, 2013 01:10 PM (5fSr7)

362 The Secret Portal

Posted by: joncelli, the traditionalist at May 15, 2013 01:10 PM (RD7QR)

363 Spanky & Our Bang's

Posted by: zsasz at May 15, 2013 01:10 PM (MMC8r)

364 The Cider Hole

"soak it in-side 'er!"

Posted by: Strife at May 15, 2013 01:10 PM (ntNJz)

365 La PussÃ©

Posted by: Kensington at May 15, 2013 01:10 PM (ymYNL)

366

Ebony Brown's Warehouse of Brillo

Posted by: Rev dr E buzz at May 15, 2013 01:10 PM (raGXo)

367 Clitty's Plaza on the Park

Posted by: Marcus at May 15, 2013 01:10 PM (GGCsk)

368 The Humpin' Rump.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 15, 2013 01:10 PM (jucos)

369 The Penetration Zone

Posted by: runninrebel at May 15, 2013 01:10 PM (sL+oi)

370 Big Al's Budget "O"'s

Posted by: Shoey at May 15, 2013 01:10 PM (jdOk/)

371 Porky's Pokesalad Paradise

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 15, 2013 01:10 PM (4Mv1T)

372 Lea Dunham's House of Penance

Posted by: zsasz at May 15, 2013 01:10 PM (MMC8r)

373 Next to a college...

The Oral Exam..everyone passes!

Posted by: Mee Frong at May 15, 2013 01:10 PM (3X3ZR)

374 Westminister Jobs of Hand and Blowers of Members.

Posted by: polynikes at May 15, 2013 01:10 PM (m2CN7)

375 Clitty Titty Gang Bang

Posted by: zsasz at May 15, 2013 01:11 PM (MMC8r)

376 Something with 72 virgins .....

Posted by: Speed bump at May 15, 2013 01:11 PM (JJ9EC)

377 DC Waitress Sammich Shop

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at May 15, 2013 01:11 PM (mlEid)

378 AP: BREAKING: White House releases 100 pages of emails and notes on Benghazi attacks.

Posted by: RokShox at May 15, 2013 01:11 PM (8MMMw)

379 In Philly, there's Geno's Steaks.

For the ladies, now there's:

Gyno's Sausages

Posted by: The Q at May 15, 2013 01:11 PM (XQzGn)

380 Helen Thomas' House of Cunnilingus

Posted by: Icedog at May 15, 2013 01:11 PM (9ScGj)

381 Oberlin

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies. at May 15, 2013 01:11 PM (VtjlW)

382 Thursday.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 15, 2013 01:11 PM (MMC8r)

383 The Coitus Room

Posted by: © Sponge at May 15, 2013 01:11 PM (xmcEQ)

384 Ye Olde Comforts Empornium
Henry Wensleydale, Purveyor of Fine Bedwarmers to the Gentry and the Poverty Stricken Too
Licensed for Public Dancing

Posted by: v8 at May 15, 2013 01:11 PM (JVEmw)

385 ChÃ¢teau de la Quim

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 15, 2013 01:11 PM (Cnqmv)

386 Air Force One

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 15, 2013 01:11 PM (lVPtV)

387
it's like a ball of yarn to you people who live inside my computer

this could go on for another 2 hours

Posted by: soothsayer at May 15, 2013 05:07 PM (KeJAW)

Teh Ewok must be writing another movie review. Just needed to keep The Horde occupied.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 15, 2013 01:12 PM (TIIx5)

388 The Lube Center

Posted by: runninrebel at May 15, 2013 01:12 PM (sL+oi)

389 The Voting Booth

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at May 15, 2013 01:12 PM (GmTxn)

390
Where Losers Pay For Sex Chateau Emporium

The last 2 words make it classy!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 15, 2013 01:12 PM (jKWYf)

391 We need to open an establishment like this. These names are great, just imagine the theme rooms us morons would come up with. We would make millions..... and by we I mean me.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 15, 2013 01:12 PM (jucos)

392 Grand Olde Pussy

Posted by: thunderb at May 15, 2013 01:12 PM (nH8jP)

393 This thread demands ampersands. GIVE US AMPERSANDS!!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 15, 2013 04:36 PM (8ZskC)

Ok &

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at May 15, 2013 01:12 PM (HVff2)

394 Posted by: RokShox at May 15, 2013 05:11 PM (8MMMw)

Look for gaps in the time stamps!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 15, 2013 01:12 PM (Cnqmv)

395 378 AP: BREAKING: White House releases 100 pages of emails and notes on Benghazi attacks.

Posted by: RokShox at May 15, 2013 05:11 PM (8MMMw)

All of it consisting of low-level aides asking one another what they want on the pizza.

Oh, and Rumpley's House of Venus

Posted by: joncelli, the traditionalist at May 15, 2013 01:12 PM (RD7QR)

396
380 Helen Thomas' House of Cunnilingus
Posted by: Icedog at May 15, 2013 05:11 PM (9ScGj)

LOL win

Posted by: dan-O at May 15, 2013 01:12 PM (D0bIN)

397 Le Stompee

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies. at May 15, 2013 01:12 PM (VtjlW)

398 375 Clitty Titty Gang Bang

Posted by: zsasz at May 15, 2013 05:11 PM (MMC8r)

that is f-ing genius!

carry on...

Posted by: Shoey at May 15, 2013 01:12 PM (jdOk/)

399
Hands Reaching Around The World

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 15, 2013 01:13 PM (TIIx5)

400 Bang'er King Their slogan is Have It Your Way

Posted by: WalrusRex at May 15, 2013 01:13 PM (mLq7u)

401 The O Factor

Posted by: The Q at May 15, 2013 01:13 PM (XQzGn)

402 Queef n' Beef

Posted by: © Sponge at May 15, 2013 01:13 PM (xmcEQ)

403 Washington S&M Country Club and Executive Services.

Posted by: polynikes at May 15, 2013 01:13 PM (m2CN7)

404 Fluke's Chutes

Posted by: thunderb at May 15, 2013 01:13 PM (nH8jP)

405 BJ's Loadhouse

Posted by: runninrebel at May 15, 2013 01:13 PM (sL+oi)

406 Meggie Mac's Rollicking Winnebago--we cum to you!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 15, 2013 01:13 PM (lVPtV)

407 stop & fuck

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 15, 2013 01:13 PM (GVxQo)

408 Quiffington House

Posted by: Kensington at May 15, 2013 01:13 PM (ymYNL)

409 Reminds me of "the cock thread" from a while back

Posted by: Tank at May 15, 2013 01:13 PM (JJ9EC)

410 Sexual Congrefs

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 15, 2013 01:13 PM (K+mtQ)

411

Studio 69

Posted by: polynikes at May 15, 2013 01:13 PM (m2CN7)

412 Wicket's

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2013 01:13 PM (lSol6)

413 West Vagina

Posted by: zsasz at May 15, 2013 01:14 PM (MMC8r)

414 The Manor Spend

Posted by: Kensington at May 15, 2013 01:14 PM (ymYNL)

415 Like a Viking!

Posted by: Artesian at May 15, 2013 01:14 PM (sYfaz)

416 Collusion between the White House and the IRS? Reports say that conservative news site Watchdog was under observation by the IRS at the same time visits to the site from the Executive Office at the White House spiked.

Story at Weasel Zippers.

Posted by: mama winger at May 15, 2013 01:14 PM (P6QsQ)

417 Smashing Blumpkins

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 15, 2013 01:14 PM (ZshNr)

418 White House does an email and notes document dump (100 pages) on Benghazi.

Posted by: mpfs at May 15, 2013 01:14 PM (iYbLN)

419 Ye Olde Muffin Shoppe

Posted by: joncelli, the traditionalist at May 15, 2013 01:14 PM (RD7QR)

420

Chuggington Abbey

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 15, 2013 01:14 PM (K+mtQ)

421 The Snatch Patch

Posted by: © Sponge at May 15, 2013 01:14 PM (xmcEQ)

422 Moon of Endor

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at May 15, 2013 01:14 PM (GmTxn)

423 The Terrace at Shaghouse.

Posted by: tony redenzo at May 15, 2013 01:14 PM (Vodnq)

424 The Oval Office

Posted by: WalrusRex at May 15, 2013 01:14 PM (mLq7u)

425 Fox reporting the release of over 100 w-mails on Benghazi.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 15, 2013 01:15 PM (lVPtV)

426 gas & blow

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 15, 2013 01:15 PM (GVxQo)

427 White House just dumped 100 pages of emails and notes on Benghazi.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2013 01:15 PM (g1DWB)

428 Helen Thomas' House of Cunnilingus

Posted by: Icedog at May 15, 2013 05:11 PM (9ScGj)

That is just so fucking wrong Icedog. UGGGGGGGGH

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at May 15, 2013 01:15 PM (HVff2)

429 Vaginalia

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at May 15, 2013 01:15 PM (A0sHn)

430 Dr. Freud is scheduling mandatory evals for all of you!

Posted by: Icedog at May 15, 2013 01:15 PM (9ScGj)

431 Lord Shaggley's Love Patch

Posted by: joncelli, the traditionalist at May 15, 2013 01:15 PM (RD7QR)

432 David Sirota's House of BAM!

Posted by: The Q at May 15, 2013 01:15 PM (XQzGn)

433 The Scamper Hamper

Posted by: Soona at May 15, 2013 01:15 PM (iP+GL)

434 WadBusters

Posted by: runninrebel at May 15, 2013 01:15 PM (sL+oi)

435 a w-mail is like a slow e-mail

*sigh*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 15, 2013 01:15 PM (lVPtV)

436 Cooter's Wishing Well

Posted by: © Sponge at May 15, 2013 01:15 PM (xmcEQ)

437

E. Mitch Chester's Filth Hole and Tanning Salon

Posted by: Rev dr E buzz at May 15, 2013 01:15 PM (raGXo)

438 378 AP: BREAKING: White House releases 100 pages of emails and notes on Benghazi attacks. Posted by: RokShox at May 15, 2013 05:11 PM (8MMMw) Here's Jake Tapper's page: http://tinyurl.com/bd45onf It has a link to all the emails.

Posted by: jwb7605 ([i][u]Let it Burn[/u][/i])[/s][/b] at May 15, 2013 01:15 PM (Qxe/p)

439 just imagine the theme rooms us morons would come up with.

I call dibs on the server closet.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at May 15, 2013 01:15 PM (ZKzrr)

440 Skanks for the Memories

Posted by: zsasz at May 15, 2013 01:16 PM (MMC8r)

441 Ram 'n Go

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies. at May 15, 2013 01:16 PM (VtjlW)

442 Sex and the titties...

Posted by: hello, it's me Donna at May 15, 2013 01:16 PM (9+ccr)

443 11 11. Nest of Angry Hornets I just call that one Charlotte. Posted by: no good deed at May 15, 2013 04:38 PM (mjR67) I hear around these parts that that's where Puffy McPufferson goes when she needs to get her gurgle on.

Posted by: WalkerPug at May 15, 2013 01:16 PM (Cegrh)

444 LOL did the rest of you also get that Subaru ad?

"The back seat of my Subaru is where she grew up"

how apropos considering the topic of this thread

Posted by: chemjeff at May 15, 2013 01:16 PM (BBWjt)

445 425 "Fox reporting the release of over 100 w-mails on Benghazi."

That's not a classy name for a whorehouse!

Posted by: The Q at May 15, 2013 01:16 PM (XQzGn)

446
The Email Release

Surely to be full of whoreshit.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 15, 2013 01:16 PM (jKWYf)

447
Big Bertha's Box Lunch

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 15, 2013 01:16 PM (TIIx5)

448 I wonder if any of those 100 e-mail documents are part of the one's that were 'doctored' so we can compare.

Posted by: polynikes at May 15, 2013 01:16 PM (m2CN7)

449 I love you guys in a non-gay way.

Posted by: joncelli, the traditionalist at May 15, 2013 01:16 PM (RD7QR)

450 "The Ffolkeston Ffuckshack?" I, uh, may have heard of that... from somewhere.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at May 15, 2013 01:16 PM (7xeJQ)

451 So WH releases e-mails? Why do I feel we are being set up?

Posted by: hello, it's me Donna at May 15, 2013 01:16 PM (9+ccr)

452 Quimporium

Posted by: DangerGirl @deadlyestrogen at May 15, 2013 01:16 PM (GrtrJ)

453 I call dibs on the server closet. Posted by: HeatherRadishÂ™ needs a beer at May 15, 2013 05:15 PM (ZKzrr) --------------------------------------------------------- Oooooohhhh..... naughty!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 15, 2013 01:17 PM (jucos)

454
Pop 'N Rock Shoppe

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 15, 2013 01:17 PM (jKWYf)

455

To the Manor Whorin'

Go Down Abbey

Upstairs, Down there

Get A Piece Theatre

Posted by: thunderb at May 15, 2013 01:17 PM (nH8jP)

456 A Sale of Two Titties

Posted by: CUS at May 15, 2013 01:17 PM (84pE9)

457 The Cum Dumpster.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 15, 2013 01:17 PM (jucos)

458 Jay Carney is going to hang himself.

Bwahahahahaha

Posted by: mpfs at May 15, 2013 01:18 PM (iYbLN)

459

A few French places:

Le Boudoir de Enema

Labia Bistrot

Le Cirque du Bung

Posted by: Rev dr E buzz at May 15, 2013 01:18 PM (raGXo)

460 Whoreson Abbey

Posted by: Kensington at May 15, 2013 01:18 PM (ymYNL)

461 The Nymphonicom.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 15, 2013 01:18 PM (ZshNr)

462 A Sale of Two Titties Posted by: CUS at May 15, 2013 05:17 PM (84pE9) ---------------------------------------------------------- Thread winner. CUS should drop the mic and slowly amble off the stage.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 15, 2013 01:18 PM (jucos)

463

If it hasn't already been said (which I find hard to believe), your number 1:

RAAAAAACIST!!!!

Posted by: BurtTC at May 15, 2013 01:19 PM (TOk1P)

464 For Whom the Balls Toll

Posted by: Icedog at May 15, 2013 01:19 PM (9ScGj)

465 Chateau Chlamydia

Posted by: Craig Poe at May 15, 2013 01:19 PM (BVkEs)

466 Dripping Bloomers

Posted by: Kensington at May 15, 2013 01:19 PM (ymYNL)

467 Twatapolooza

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at May 15, 2013 01:19 PM (kXoT0)

468 ace is hitting the Nyquil/Benadryl HARD if he's posting a Top Ten. That's a major indication off impaired thinking, not to mention him using quim, twat, muff and fuckshack on the frontpage! Hoist the black flag. Yeah!

Posted by: imp at May 15, 2013 01:19 PM (UaxA0)

469 Bill Lowmie's Roadside Drainery

Posted by: runninrebel at May 15, 2013 01:19 PM (sL+oi)

470 Papilloma Palace

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at May 15, 2013 01:19 PM (GmTxn)

471 Crusty's

Posted by: zsasz at May 15, 2013 01:19 PM (MMC8r)

472 STD Clinic

Posted by: mpfs at May 15, 2013 01:20 PM (iYbLN)

473 And for the Gay men out there:

Barney's House of Franks

Posted by: An Observation at May 15, 2013 01:20 PM (ylhEn)

474 Thread winner. CUS
---
Does that mean I get one free "Get Out of the Barrel" card?

Posted by: CUS at May 15, 2013 01:20 PM (84pE9)

475 WH releases 100 pages of Benghazi e-mails Â– Link to Docs

http://tinyurl.com/aw4r44e

A lot appears redacted and most of what you can read is everything Rice said on the Sunday shows.....from what I've read so far.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 15, 2013 01:20 PM (X6akg)

476 The Pink Oyster Palace

Posted by: imp at May 15, 2013 01:20 PM (UaxA0)

477 Fastest to 500 thread eveh!

Posted by: Icedog at May 15, 2013 01:20 PM (9ScGj)

478

462 -

Hey, yous two guys, get his cape. Help him off the stage. He gave it ALL tonight!

Posted by: BurtTC at May 15, 2013 01:20 PM (TOk1P)

479 The Foreign Lesion

Posted by: zsasz at May 15, 2013 01:20 PM (MMC8r)

480 Boffing Palace

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 15, 2013 01:21 PM (wXcOC)

481

Does that mean I get one free "Get Out of the Barrel" card?

No, but you do get a coupon for 50% off the cost of renting the Hazmat suit.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 15, 2013 01:21 PM (/PCJa)

482 Taj Myballs

Posted by: polynikes at May 15, 2013 01:21 PM (m2CN7)

483 Only on Ace of Spades are Thai Tranny Hooker jokes considered puritanical.

Posted by: Iblis at May 15, 2013 01:21 PM (U0ndG)

484

Gosnell's House of No Regrets

Too soon??

Posted by: BurtTC at May 15, 2013 01:21 PM (TOk1P)

485 Journolist Jizzies

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 15, 2013 01:21 PM (XYSwB)

486 The Foreign Lesion
---
That one made me giggle.

Toys for Twats.

Posted by: CUS at May 15, 2013 01:22 PM (84pE9)

487 America's Roast Beef (flaps) Yes, Sir.

Posted by: imp at May 15, 2013 01:22 PM (UaxA0)

488 Gonorrhea Gardens

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at May 15, 2013 01:22 PM (GmTxn)

489 McSnatch, the home of the Really Happy Fucking Meal.

Six million knobs polished.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at May 15, 2013 01:22 PM (kXoT0)

490 PopTarts

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 15, 2013 01:22 PM (ccXZP)

491 Schindler 's Fist

Posted by: Tutu at May 15, 2013 01:23 PM (VdNG6)

492

For my work, we're entering some test data that requires an email address. So we're using fake ones.

This particular one tickled my funny-bone:

iknowmyonions@gmail.com

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 15, 2013 01:23 PM (/PCJa)

493 Sheryl's Shack of Shame

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at May 15, 2013 01:23 PM (GmTxn)

494 The Peoples Cravings and Moans

Posted by: irright at May 15, 2013 01:23 PM (dt38j)

495 Mooch's Pooch at the White House Barry's Bastion of Booty

Posted by: Putin's Puppet Barry at May 15, 2013 01:23 PM (qk792)

496 Squeezers

Posted by: runninrebel at May 15, 2013 01:23 PM (sL+oi)

497 Hump-A-Long Cassidy's

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 15, 2013 01:23 PM (wXcOC)

498 France

Posted by: zsasz at May 15, 2013 01:23 PM (MMC8r)

499

100 emails? Now? They've had a long time to fuck with timelines and words. I don't trust it.

Unless this is payback for Hillary exposing the IRS and the AP.

I'd still like to know what was discussed at that secret WH press meeting last Friday.

Posted by: Soona at May 15, 2013 01:23 PM (iP+GL)

500 Gas

Food

Penis Lodging

Posted by: Shoey at May 15, 2013 01:24 PM (jdOk/)

501 Caligula's.

"When You're Here, You're Family"

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 15, 2013 01:24 PM (ogH+t)

502 Laughing to hard to really try.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2013 01:24 PM (hxq2X)

503 Richard Gere's Habitrail

Posted by: zsasz at May 15, 2013 01:24 PM (MMC8r)

504 This thread is making Chuck Berry's song, My Ding-A-Ling, run through my mind.

http://search.yahoo.com/search?fr=mcafee&p=chuck+berry+dingaling

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at May 15, 2013 01:24 PM (kXoT0)

505 Preezy Choom is going to lie at 6:00 tonight, per the Five.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 15, 2013 01:24 PM (lVPtV)

506 New one up.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 15, 2013 01:24 PM (4Mv1T)

507 The cock & snatch

Posted by: My friend Dan at May 15, 2013 01:25 PM (JJ9EC)

508 The Pump N Cup

Posted by: runninrebel at May 15, 2013 01:25 PM (sL+oi)

509 Me Long You Frong Time

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 15, 2013 01:25 PM (HsTG8)

510 Heidi's Ham Wallet

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 15, 2013 01:25 PM (jucos)

511 And for the ladies.

Little Anthony's Weiners

Posted by: An Observation at May 15, 2013 01:27 PM (ylhEn)

512 Stuff A Muff

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 15, 2013 01:27 PM (HsTG8)

513 Barbie's BBQ and Pole Smoking Shack

Posted by: runninrebel at May 15, 2013 01:27 PM (sL+oi)

514 candy shack

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 15, 2013 01:28 PM (GVxQo)

515 Yankee Stadium

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at May 15, 2013 01:28 PM (MUivq)

516 Trimie's KnobWorks

Posted by: runninrebel at May 15, 2013 01:29 PM (sL+oi)

517
Captain America's Fellatio Palace

Posted by: Paylin Steal at May 15, 2013 01:29 PM (TIIx5)

518 ValJar's House of Mimsy

Posted by: GuyInLondon at May 15, 2013 01:29 PM (dniUc)

519 The Squeeze and Please

Posted by: runninrebel at May 15, 2013 01:30 PM (sL+oi)

520 The Queef Latina

Posted by: imp at May 15, 2013 01:32 PM (UaxA0)

521 Thunderdome.

Posted by: Iblis at May 15, 2013 01:33 PM (U0ndG)

522

Phurburgers, Inc.

Posted by: Uncle Jefe at May 15, 2013 01:34 PM (25KoS)

523 Skank It Feeling a little randy? Don't yank it. Skank It

Posted by: irright at May 15, 2013 01:35 PM (dt38j)

524 Lay-se Faire.

Posted by: Uncle Jefe at May 15, 2013 01:35 PM (25KoS)

525 Kumquats & Hotsokkets, Ltd.

Posted by: Uncle Jefe at May 15, 2013 01:37 PM (25KoS)

526

One to add from Panama City back in the 70's:

Carmichel's Acadamy of Human Anatomy.

Posted by: rld777 at May 15, 2013 01:37 PM (gObCt)

527 The Hidden Salami Salon Le Petite Squeakhole

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at May 15, 2013 01:38 PM (GmTxn)

528

House of Taint

Posted by: Rev dr E buzz at May 15, 2013 01:39 PM (raGXo)

529 Too In The Bush

Posted by: Uncle Jefe at May 15, 2013 01:39 PM (25KoS)

530 L'Chateu du Poon

Posted by: mojo at May 15, 2013 01:39 PM (B/weO)

531 The Twig and Berries

Posted by: Iblis at May 15, 2013 01:39 PM (U0ndG)

532 Around The World In Eighty Ways

Posted by: Uncle Jefe at May 15, 2013 01:40 PM (25KoS)

533 Feeling a little randy? Don't yank it. Skank It Trim, Quim, % Co.

Posted by: Bill H at May 15, 2013 01:40 PM (3sZO1)

534 Pelosi's house of artifacts

Posted by: Berserker at May 15, 2013 01:41 PM (FMbng)

535 Or just: France

Posted by: mojo at May 15, 2013 01:41 PM (B/weO)

536 damnit! that % should have been &

Posted by: Bill H at May 15, 2013 01:41 PM (3sZO1)

537 Harvard Law School

Posted by: Basement Cat at May 15, 2013 01:42 PM (By8e4)

538 Hellen thomas archaeology dig

Posted by: Berserker at May 15, 2013 01:42 PM (FMbng)

539 The Notty Totty

Posted by: mojo at May 15, 2013 01:43 PM (B/weO)

540 Hillary's Horror Shack "Where libido goes to die"

Posted by: Bill H at May 15, 2013 01:43 PM (3sZO1)

541 Bushcayne Bay

Posted by: Kensington at May 15, 2013 01:43 PM (ymYNL)

542 The Wart House

Posted by: Dang at May 15, 2013 01:44 PM (Hx2XA)

543 Columbia School of Journalism

Posted by: Basement Cat at May 15, 2013 01:45 PM (By8e4)

544 Hirsute Suites

Posted by: Hugh Jackman at May 15, 2013 01:45 PM (2iU3x)

545 Howard Johnson Ice Cream Parlor and Sexual Fulfilment Emporium.

Posted by: Bill H at May 15, 2013 01:46 PM (3sZO1)

546 Maison du Snatchery

Posted by: Dang at May 15, 2013 01:46 PM (Hx2XA)

547 The Secret Service- A Private Affair

Posted by: Bill H at May 15, 2013 01:48 PM (3sZO1)

548 The Hoover Institute of Personal Vacuuming "We can strip chrome from anything"

Posted by: Bill H at May 15, 2013 01:51 PM (3sZO1)

549 Tally Ho

Posted by: Dang at May 15, 2013 01:51 PM (Hx2XA)

550 Camp Heap Big Snatch

Posted by: Model-1066 at May 15, 2013 01:53 PM (uXcdz)

551 The jade box of pleasure and pain.

Posted by: Iblis at May 15, 2013 01:57 PM (U0ndG)

552 Puritan's Pride

Posted by: Iblis at May 15, 2013 02:00 PM (U0ndG)

553 and catering to both male and female clientele: Either Orgasms

Posted by: irright at May 15, 2013 02:08 PM (8GKDa)

554 Vincent's Van Fuck-N-Gogh "We Buy The Gas - You Rent The Ass"

Posted by: Dang at May 15, 2013 02:12 PM (Hx2XA)

555 I don't think anyone mentioned clam jumpers. But holy crap there are a lot of great names

Posted by: cicero skip at May 15, 2013 02:19 PM (JZcsH)

556 Poont'n Tames.

Posted by: Uncle Jefe at May 15, 2013 02:29 PM (25KoS)

557 Oh and Ace, I was just trying to riff of your "i'm soldiering on" tags and I didn't know you were getting content shit in other threads. I apologize. So if you want to drop the hammer on me fine, but calling me puritanical after all we've been through...that's just low man. 'Unfunny'. Ok. 'Immature' OK. 'lack of imagination', stings but ok, 'poor mental hygenie'...ok, 'insensitive', guilty. But puritanical? Would a puritan give you your theme song? Would a puritan make your website synonymous with teen asian cum sluts and thai tranny hookers? ...wait bad example...

Posted by: Iblis at May 15, 2013 02:35 PM (NUce7)

558 Executive Outcomes

Posted by: Iblis at May 15, 2013 02:56 PM (U0ndG)

559

This thread deserves to be immortalized on the side bar.

I laughed out loud at least 10 times.

My five year old kept asking me to explain what was so funny, which only made me laugh harder. God help me.

Posted by: simpleton at May 15, 2013 03:08 PM (NGsLN)

560 Kuntry Kitchen

Posted by: oldgraymarist at May 15, 2013 03:47 PM (4arSZ)

561 Ilbis, I'm very sorry I misunderstood and blew a gasket.

Posted by: ace at May 15, 2013 03:56 PM (LCRYB)

562 Ace,
Thanks. No harm no foul.
Text can be a bit emotionally dry. It was a lame joke, and I didn't know you were getting that kind of shit from trolls.
Thanks for the chance to explain, and not using the 72 pt bold font like last time.

So I'm going to stop apologizing now, because this is a smart military blog and not some Glenn Beck pity party.

Posted by: Iblis at May 15, 2013 04:13 PM (Yd7xL)

563 167 176 Ron the Radio Guy Tip Jar!

Posted by: Baconfat at May 15, 2013 05:20 PM (V9ENJ)

564 This was some funny shit, even though I came late to the orgy. One thing I would note, is that people often miss the difference between whores and sluts, and use the terms interchangeably. Wrong! A whore is a capitalist, demanding a return on his or her investment of time and energy. A slut is a socialist, just looking to share.

Posted by: garycooper at May 16, 2013 04:41 AM (ry/38)

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