April 23, 2013
— Pixy Misa I typed up an entire page of links but Moveable Type sent it to the phantom zone with General Zod.
You will have to settle for this hilarious video. Apparently some kid named Nate wrestled Dzhokhar in high school. Nate decided to put video of the fight on youtube.
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Posted by: soothsayerl'c at April 23, 2013 05:02 AM (NNTrd)
Posted by: MSM at April 23, 2013 05:04 AM (sOtz/)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 23, 2013 05:05 AM (wbmaj)
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 23, 2013 05:05 AM (8sCoq)
/sarc
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2013 05:06 AM (KqmXZ)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Please? at April 23, 2013 05:06 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Alex #11 at April 23, 2013 05:06 AM (7Ly1y)
Posted by: Closing time at April 23, 2013 05:06 AM (XamO4)
But, it would be OK for him to stand outside a Planned Parenthood office, and watch 16 year old girls go in and get abortions without needing parental permission?
Don't ask me why...that just went through my head.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2013 05:07 AM (ZQNhv)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 23, 2013 05:07 AM (wbmaj)
you don't know cael sanderson but he's a mormon like mitt romney and they're gonna take away your weed
me me me me me me me
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at April 23, 2013 05:09 AM (/kI1Q)
Also said we need to have a national conversation on out "culture of violence" - guns, video games, etc., as ift they were all related.
http://tinyurl.com/bnj4xmx
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2013 05:09 AM (KqmXZ)
Fox News: Former NBC News anchor Tom Brokaw strongly suggested Sunday that America is partly to blame for the gruesome terrorists attacks in Boston, because the young, Muslim men involved may have felt “alienated” and angry over U.S. drone strikes on “innocent civilians” in Muslim countries abroad.
“I think we also have to examine the use of drones that the United States is involved (in), and there are a lot of civilians who are innocently killed in a drone attack in Pakistan, in Afghanistan and in Iraq. Me? I'd like to shove a pressure cooker up his ass and spark it.Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 23, 2013 05:09 AM (wbmaj)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2013 05:10 AM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: red sweater at April 23, 2013 05:10 AM (oATMN)
Posted by: bigfakehand at April 23, 2013 05:10 AM (lEuma)
It would be legal for him to take a 14-year-old girl he knocked up to PP for an abortion so her parents don't find out they've been fucking and demand statutory rape charges be filed.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at April 23, 2013 05:10 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at April 23, 2013 05:10 AM (5H6zj)
Posted by: CarolT at April 23, 2013 05:10 AM (z4WKX)
NTTAWWT except maybe if you're filthy muzzie.....
Posted by: ontherocks at April 23, 2013 05:11 AM (PAoaJ)
Posted by: Beagle at April 23, 2013 05:11 AM (sOtz/)
fucking "superior born Khans"
as i said once upon a time...
"I'll part your fucking hair"
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 23, 2013 05:11 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 23, 2013 05:12 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: EC at April 23, 2013 05:12 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 23, 2013 05:12 AM (a8E3N)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2013 05:13 AM (9Bj8R)
that is true...and it is why i said in the last thread...
"working its ass off to be less so every day"
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 23, 2013 05:13 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Please? at April 23, 2013 09:06 AM (VtjlW)
Well we wouldn't want to damage Precious' ego now would we?
Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 23, 2013 05:13 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2013 05:14 AM (9Bj8R)
We now have a trade deficit in murdering cocksuckers.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 23, 2013 05:14 AM (ccXZP)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Please? at April 23, 2013 05:15 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2013 05:16 AM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: Help isn't coming at April 23, 2013 05:16 AM (ze9yk)
It's a mix of Alex Jones and NYT readers all in one spot.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2013 05:17 AM (ZQNhv)
Posted by: soothsayerl'c at April 23, 2013 05:17 AM (0nyYS)
there's an interesting potential angle to that whole story M'lady...
Turns out the cheech N Chong Bombers may have let the driver live because he was "not American"
"not American" with a preachy ass "Coexist" bumper sticker who was seen as nonhostile semi-indigenous personnel by the opfor....
Fuck Coexist..."Oexist"
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 23, 2013 05:17 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2013 05:17 AM (KqmXZ)
Might as well put a 'Free Goat Sex' bumper sticker on car.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 23, 2013 05:18 AM (a8E3N)
Posted by: soothsayerl'c at April 23, 2013 05:19 AM (SljXf)
"How would a conversation between Tom Brokaw and 'Mumbles' Menino go?"
"meurrrblemumblemmmbbbubbble. Grrbubble. Ahhhh"
Yeah, that's it.
Posted by: Jess1 at April 23, 2013 05:19 AM (lbiWb)
Posted by: sanity at April 23, 2013 05:19 AM (YV/s9)
I want a COEXIST bumper sticker with those fakey bullet holes on it.
Posted by: Fritz at April 23, 2013 05:19 AM (gyDll)
A very long-time local weatherman in San Antonio finally retired (about 25 years ago). He was an absolutely wonderful guy; he was a WWII vet (Army Air Corp IIRC) like most of the very early local weathermen. He was absolutely beloved by local viewers and the community.
Well, he was doing his last newscast, finished the weather (in the middle of the newscast), and basically just said "so long and thanks". But the station, at the end of the newscast, did a retrospective of his time there which was wonderful. Then they went back live to the studio, and you could tell the guy was choking up. The female anchor gave him a hug, and he managed to say thanks again as he choked back some tears. Then they started their fade-out music, but they kept the camera and a hot mic on him. He thought the newscast was over, and broke down in tears, saying "G_ddammit I thought I could make it through the newscast without breaking up!"
I've always hoped that, somehow, the rest of the City kept that moment a secret from him....
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 23, 2013 05:19 AM (wtvvX)
do note Nate won because of adaptability and drive...
SpeedBump Dzhoker there had reach and height....
can be an advantage or disadvantage but he could not adapt...
I think if we ever are allowed to fight the opfor hard here and abroad we'll do fine.
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 23, 2013 05:19 AM (LRFds)
I was stuck in a jury room last week and they had GMA on; I swear I lost 3 IQ points just watching 30 minutes of that crap. My brain is still in healing mode.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 23, 2013 05:20 AM (ccXZP)
see Obama, Barack
The insipid 5 time a day goat warbling is the prettiest sound on earth....
//Bark
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 23, 2013 05:21 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 23, 2013 05:21 AM (da5Wo)
There was some good discussion of the internet sales tax in the last thread. I thought Lizabth nailed a lot of good points. There are currently 9,600 sales tax authorities in the US. State, county, city, special assessors like transit systems, sports stadiums etc etc etc. When I called my congress critter to ask how in the hell I am supposed to deal with 9600 masters, I was told that the law is supposed to simplify this down. Down to what? No one knows yet. Those that said Amazon supports this now are correct. Amazon is going to sell software to smaller companies like mine that will help them comply, giving Amazon a cut of every sale we all make. I will have to hire at least 1 full time person to deal with this. Maybe more. That is a big F-ing deal.
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 23, 2013 05:21 AM (KjlbF)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Please? at April 23, 2013 09:15 AM (VtjlW)
I've heard conflicting stories about the veracity of this one.
So is it true or not (I'm inclined to think it is true, and the photoshopping is on the picture's claiming it's false.
Posted by: tsrblke at April 23, 2013 05:21 AM (GaqMa)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2013 09:06 AM (9Bj8R)
Maybe his mother, but his last name is Gioacchini.
Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 23, 2013 05:22 AM (X6akg)
"I might have to write a poem about this."
Here's mine:
F*** the goat humping pedophile and his adherents.
Good enough or too long?
Posted by: Jess1 at April 23, 2013 05:22 AM (lbiWb)
One of the most badass things I ever saw was a cop walking and closing distance in a gunfight in Dayton when I was ~11....
Guy was shooting at him with a .38 snubby from 120 or so feet...
Cop walked to 75 feet using some cover and started shooting.
"awesome" fire discipline...
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 23, 2013 05:23 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 23, 2013 05:24 AM (a8E3N)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 23, 2013 05:24 AM (JYCHx)
Posted by: arminius at April 23, 2013 05:24 AM (cDnhR)
Of course the 1941 edition of Tom Brokaw would have been found in a trash heap after having been run over repeatedly by a series of garbage trucks.
Posted by: An Observation at April 23, 2013 05:25 AM (ylhEn)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2013 05:25 AM (9Bj8R)
Perfect. Even short enough to tweet the #FreeJahar crowd. Ooh, maybe they'd like a link to this video, too.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2013 05:25 AM (KqmXZ)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 23, 2013 09:24 AM (JYCHx)
Buahahahahaha! After the match Nate made Joker walk around holding his pocket.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 23, 2013 05:25 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: nip at April 23, 2013 05:26 AM (lGVXf)
So the cops and the Muslim Brothers were shooting at each other, with handguns, from over 200 feet away? Yeeeeaaaahhhh, good luck hitting anything at that distance.
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Need to improvise a bipod with your knees or something. Thus presenting your balls as a target. Keep your legs together I guess.
Posted by: Beagle at April 23, 2013 05:26 AM (sOtz/)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 23, 2013 09:24 AM (a8E3N)
Statistically speaking, Gaiman is probably a full on Libtard.
It it's the cross section these days between "author" and "geek." (Sadly.)
Posted by: tsrblke at April 23, 2013 05:26 AM (GaqMa)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 23, 2013 05:26 AM (tqLft)
Your Betters in the MSM.
Posted by: Flyguy at April 23, 2013 05:26 AM (35x9C)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2013 05:26 AM (GFM2b)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2013 05:26 AM (9Bj8R)
Great Instapundit pictures, but...
An AR in that window, instead of a camera, would have ended this right quick.
Posted by: trainer at April 23, 2013 05:27 AM (K5X44)
Posted by: Neucker at April 23, 2013 05:27 AM (u3N3z)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2013 05:27 AM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Please? at April 23, 2013 05:27 AM (VtjlW)
--
On Chris Plante's radio show yesterday, he said that the Mercedes did not, in fact, have a COEXIST bumper sticker after all. It was confirmed with photos. I haven't seen pics of it, so I can't verify.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 23, 2013 05:28 AM (3V9LU)
#57,
Once upon a time my company had a contract to write training materials for DC Metro PD. I wound up at the old range (Lorton, VA) one day during remedial range time (primarily EEOC hires). The baseline Q was 60% on a torso sized target, no time limit, from 7 yards. The good news is that at least a third of them passed...
Posted by: Jess1 at April 23, 2013 05:28 AM (lbiWb)
An AR in that window, instead of a camera, would have ended this right quick.
Posted by: trainer at April 23, 2013 09:27 AM (K5X44)
Shit, you don't even need a rifle. The distance appears to be pretty damn short. A handgun could've ended it.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 23, 2013 05:28 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: An Observation at April 23, 2013 05:29 AM (ylhEn)
Odd, none of the style sections mentioned the wedding.
O_O
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at April 23, 2013 05:29 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2013 05:29 AM (GFM2b)
Unfortunately, that isn't new.
I posted a comment recently to the effect that while a lot of conservatives remember the 1980s as idyllic because, Reagan, end of story, I do not share that view.
Not least because it was in the 1980s that I began to realize the country was rotting culturally and intellectually, and morning network television, which was just as vacuous then as it is now, epitomizes that rot. A strong stable healthy culture would have nothing to do with that empty-headed nonsense.
Posted by: torquewrench at April 23, 2013 05:29 AM (gqT4g)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Please? at April 23, 2013 05:30 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2013 05:30 AM (9Bj8R)
http://www.esquire.com/blogs/culture/lust-during-wartime
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 23, 2013 05:31 AM (a8E3N)
the FBI could not follow up anymore because State department does not classify Chechen Islamicists as a "Terrorist group".
Thats why they can claim asylum here, immigrate here, and associate with Chechen terrorists there
Posted by: thunderb at April 23, 2013 05:31 AM (nH8jP)
And so it begins. Puffington Ho is doing a fluff piece of NY State's first lady Sandra Lee CUOMO.
The bias and the meme-making are so obvious when you are aware of it, it feels like that sic-fi movie where the guy puts on the glasses and it reveals who the aliens are... before he blasts them with the shotgun.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 23, 2013 09:26 AM (tqLft)
I hope we run out of bubblegum soon.
Posted by: buzzion at April 23, 2013 05:33 AM (LI48c)
"If the Republicans were smart ( yeah I know) they would make a whole campaign out of the the new Democratic meme: " What difference does it make"
You mean the GOP gets handed gold and makes s**t?
To the GOP: "And to you they're gold, and you don't get them. Why? Because to give them to you would be throwing them away. They're for closers. "
Posted by: Jess1 at April 23, 2013 05:33 AM (lbiWb)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2013 09:10 AM (9Bj8R)
I'd say if you were licking her up right there at the clinic, yeah, she's got a casual attitude toward sex...
Posted by: Country Singer at April 23, 2013 05:33 AM (L8r/r)
Posted by: EC at April 23, 2013 09:12 AM (GQ8sn)
Whoa! Those are some good pics...especially the one with the bullet hole in the wall and chair inside his house.
http://tinyurl.com/bu3ml2m
Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 23, 2013 05:33 AM (X6akg)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 23, 2013 05:35 AM (ic+2p)
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Wait....they got married?! Were there fabulous tablescapes at the reception?
Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 23, 2013 05:35 AM (X6akg)
I wonder who that came from.
Posted by: EC at April 23, 2013 05:36 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 23, 2013 05:36 AM (JYCHx)
I'm trying to recall a time in my entire life when "allowed to fight hard" was, well, allowed.
And I'm not coming up with one.
Hell, before I was born, I had family in uniform during the Korean War, and as a kid, I was told pointedly by one to NOT EVER go into the services, advice given as a result of what he saw. He's bitter to this day, and will be to his dying day, about what he considers needless American deaths due to a squeamish and less than maximum fighting effort.
Posted by: torquewrench at April 23, 2013 05:36 AM (gqT4g)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 23, 2013 05:37 AM (ic+2p)
The sooner Tom Brokaw joins Peter Jennings in the great beyond the better.
P.S. That scumbag father of the dead one and the live one had better keep a low profile when he arrives in the U.S. Who knows-he may be invited to the White House for a beer summit.
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 23, 2013 05:37 AM (wbmaj)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 23, 2013 05:37 AM (a8E3N)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Please? at April 23, 2013 05:38 AM (VtjlW)
Too bad he wasn't wearing a suicide vest. After that ass kicking, he could have detonated it.
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 23, 2013 05:38 AM (wbmaj)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 23, 2013 05:40 AM (wbmaj)
She should have followed willow's idea for getting out of tickets.
Posted by: EC at April 23, 2013 05:40 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Please? at April 23, 2013 05:40 AM (VtjlW)
I bet the catering was 'semi-homemade'.
Posted by: EC at April 23, 2013 05:41 AM (GQ8sn)
the two friends bomber 2 partied with at UMass Dartmouth after the bombing are still in custody and are from another stan, the one the boston bombers were born in (Krygystan?). Wonder if they helped before or after the fact.
Wonder if they have links the Chechen Islamicist groups
Posted by: thunderb at April 23, 2013 05:42 AM (nH8jP)
http://youtu.be/YALhbGoyKgM
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 23, 2013 09:37 AM (a8E3N)
LOL, reminds me of the Clint Eastwood movie where the pimp checks out his hooker for hidden stuff and pours Drano down her throat.
Posted by: Vic at April 23, 2013 05:43 AM (53z96)
Maybe he is afraid she's a gold-digger or something.
Anyway, I look forward to the marriage for the tablescapes and color-coordinated cocktails.
Posted by: Miss Marple at April 23, 2013 05:44 AM (GoIUi)
Posted by: [/i]akula51 at April 23, 2013 05:44 AM (Vgn84)
the FBI could not follow up anymore because State department does not classify Chechen Islamicists as a "Terrorist group".
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Kids in Beslan disagree. Still nauseating to think about today.
Posted by: Beagle at April 23, 2013 05:44 AM (sOtz/)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 23, 2013 05:45 AM (wbmaj)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Please? at April 23, 2013 09:27 AM (VtjlW)
I'm pretty sure that anyone who has parents who would film their crap have other issues besides what might or might not get posted on youtube.
Posted by: tcn at April 23, 2013 05:45 AM (ZOUmX)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2013 05:46 AM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2013 05:47 AM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2013 05:48 AM (KqmXZ)
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 23, 2013 05:48 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: EC at April 23, 2013 09:41 AM (GQ8sn)
With a Kwanzaa/wedding cake. {PUKE}
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at April 23, 2013 05:48 AM (rXcBX)
Posted by: RWC at April 23, 2013 05:48 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Please? at April 23, 2013 09:40 AM (VtjlW)
Hopefully she was in a low-cut dress. They are significant tracts of land.
And I sure hope she didn't cook.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 23, 2013 05:48 AM (/WLC3)
I propose this as the new "Boston Strong" anthem.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=By86PcLufOU
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at April 23, 2013 05:49 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 23, 2013 05:49 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 23, 2013 09:45 AM (wbmaj)
Bah! Bah! BAAH!
Posted by: buzzion at April 23, 2013 05:49 AM (LI48c)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2013 05:50 AM (9Bj8R)
If they do the (shitty) job, it's entirely their fault. Door's right there.
Posted by: oblig. at April 23, 2013 05:50 AM (cePv8)
Posted by: Jack at April 23, 2013 05:50 AM (Zv1QB)
Posted by: SurferDoc at April 23, 2013 05:50 AM (6H6FZ)
I am General Zod. Your ruler. Yes, today begins a new order. Your hyperlink, your boobehs, your very pron, will gladly be given in tribute to me, General Zod! In return for your bandwidth you will enjoy my generous protection. In other words you will be allowed to live.
Kneel before Zod
Posted by: General Zod at April 23, 2013 05:50 AM (SO2Q8)
Okay. I am fucking sick and tired of the "Sweet Caroline" shit. I hate that goddamned song. Always have-always will.
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 23, 2013 09:45 AM (wbmaj)
Ditto. Winning the Series was the worst thing ever to happen to the Sox. It turned them from a bunch of lovable losers into a collection of raging assholes. And that's just the fans.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 23, 2013 05:51 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 23, 2013 05:51 AM (wbmaj)
I think he's the one that was recently calling Obamacare a 'train wreck'.
Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 23, 2013 05:51 AM (X6akg)
Heathen.
Sweet Caroline
Good times never seemed so good
Sweet Caroline,
I believe they never could
Sweet Caroline...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 23, 2013 05:52 AM (/WLC3)
Posted by: nip at April 23, 2013 05:52 AM (lGVXf)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 23, 2013 05:52 AM (wR+pz)
Posted by: zsasz at April 23, 2013 05:53 AM (MMC8r)
Easy for you say, but what usually happens with Federal Employees--Military included- is you do the best job you can and then pray and wait for the wind to change.Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2013 05:53 AM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 23, 2013 09:51 AM (zF6Iw)
FIFY
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 23, 2013 05:53 AM (/WLC3)
Dare I ask?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 23, 2013 09:49 AM (zF6Iw)
Heh...yesterday willow posted that when she was 17 she was pulled over by a cop and he was very curious about what willow had in a shopping bag. He would not let it go and she finally showed him what was inside: a bra.
Posted by: EC at April 23, 2013 05:53 AM (GQ8sn)
These are small things which give me hope.
Posted by: Miss Marple at April 23, 2013 05:54 AM (GoIUi)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 23, 2013 05:54 AM (51moJ)
Posted by: AMERICA at April 23, 2013 05:54 AM (ujrve)
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 23, 2013 05:54 AM (YnJy1)
As a boomer myself I apologize to the rest of the Morons for Brokaw, Bill Ayers, and the rest of the 1960's sacks of shit who are still disgracing the world by continuing to breath - may they all rot in the grim view of History.
Posted by: An Observation at April 23, 2013 05:55 AM (ylhEn)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 23, 2013 09:51 AM (zF6Iw)
Of course they have the Series win as an excuse. Cubs fans don't even have that as an excuse for being assholes.
Posted by: buzzion at April 23, 2013 05:55 AM (LI48c)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 23, 2013 09:52 AM (wR+pz)
Still isn't, near as I can tell.
Posted by: tcn at April 23, 2013 05:55 AM (ZOUmX)
It's not the rank and file FBI...
Unfortunately, it is the rank and file too. Affirmative Action strikes again.
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at April 23, 2013 05:55 AM (rXcBX)
Nice. He helps get it passed and bails once he sees what a flustercluck it's going to be.
Posted by: EC at April 23, 2013 05:55 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: thunderb at April 23, 2013 05:55 AM (nH8jP)
Posted by: Staff at April 23, 2013 05:56 AM (G9qZk)
Posted by: KG at April 23, 2013 05:56 AM (p7BzH)
Posted by: Beagle at April 23, 2013 05:57 AM (sOtz/)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 23, 2013 09:54 AM (51moJ)
That is what I dearly love about wresting and hockey. The sheer in-your-face macho man attitude. You don't hear about wrestlers or hockey players getting in trouble with the law--they leave all that testosterone on the mat or the rink. Perfect guy sports, if you ask me.
I still don't understand why a woman would want to do either.
Posted by: tcn at April 23, 2013 05:57 AM (ZOUmX)
Great stuff!
http://youtu.be/ki00O-RWnSw?t=35
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 23, 2013 05:57 AM (/WLC3)
Posted by: Janet Napolitano at April 23, 2013 05:57 AM (f+TdG)
They dropped a pressure cooker bomb right before the escape and the cops didn't know if there were more explosives on the streets. They had to take time and clear everything first.
Posted by: EC at April 23, 2013 05:57 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 23, 2013 05:58 AM (SO2Q8)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 23, 2013 05:58 AM (wbmaj)
Posted by: John F'in Kerry at April 23, 2013 05:58 AM (+x8q5)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2013 05:58 AM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at April 23, 2013 05:58 AM (XvrTA)
It's not fair to the brick and morter retailers, so what's the answer? Posted by: jwest at April 23, 2013 08:52 AM
I'm pretty tired of this excuse. Small town business need to quit whining and start competing. For a start how about not marking everything up by 100%, maybe offer to match prices, maybe offer a free warranty, anything it's called capitalism.
I used to worked for a small salon, and the owner always bitched that the little old ladies should show her some loyalty and buy local. I told her she should mark down her products and quit trying to get 100% mark up profit. She wouldn't do it, so the little old ladies either went to JcPennys and got their hairspray for 30 % less or they waited for the owner to put the old hairspray that's been on the shelf for a year on the clearance rack.
The internet is not going away, and it's a lot more convenient to buy on the internet sometimes, give the shoppers a reason to buy local.Posted by: spypeach at April 23, 2013 05:58 AM (6xG9/)
From USA Today: Boston Bombings Show Need for Terrorism Insurance
And like a good neighbor....WTF?
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 23, 2013 06:00 AM (wbmaj)
Give him a faggy front leg roundhouse opening so you can sweep his back leg and pound him into the mat.
Life is sometimes grand.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 23, 2013 06:00 AM (/WLC3)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2013 06:00 AM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 23, 2013 06:01 AM (wbmaj)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 23, 2013 06:01 AM (+x8q5)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 23, 2013 06:01 AM (wbmaj)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 23, 2013 06:02 AM (a8E3N)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2013 09:58 AM (9Bj8R)
I base my opinion on the agents I have met. They're no longer Hoover's FBI and barely half a step above the Barneys(the nickname given to the ATF by other agencies). Affirmative Action has worked it's magic.
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at April 23, 2013 06:02 AM (rXcBX)
if the State department, as a matter policy, refuses to classify Chechen terrorists as Muslim terrorists
what could the FBI do?
Posted by: thunderb at April 23, 2013 06:02 AM (nH8jP)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at April 23, 2013 06:03 AM (/kI1Q)
They dropped a pressure cooker bomb right before the escape and the cops didn't know if there were more explosives on the streets. They had to take time and clear everything first.
Posted by: EC at April 23, 2013 09:57 AM (GQ8sn)
But wouldn't that just give the suspect more time to prep another battlefield? I vaguely recall reading somewhere that the best thing to do against an active threat is to keep them on the defensive, don't let them breathe, no?
Maybe I'm overestimating how much cops can do in this sort of situation, but it truly is amazing to me how these two guys put the cops on their heels so effectively... and they were dumb as shit. If they had been smart and truly intended to kill as much as possible, this could've been so much more horrific.
Posted by: KG at April 23, 2013 06:03 AM (p7BzH)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2013 06:03 AM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: zsasz at April 23, 2013 06:04 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 23, 2013 06:04 AM (wbmaj)
Posted by: thunderb at April 23, 2013 06:04 AM (nH8jP)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at April 23, 2013 10:01 AM (OWjjx)
Oh.
In the future, I'll use smaller words when I respond to your comments.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 23, 2013 06:04 AM (/WLC3)
Posted by: Dang at April 23, 2013 06:04 AM (R18D0)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at April 23, 2013 06:04 AM (BkHu+)
I'm guessing the cops didn't want to find out if there were IED's waiting for them if they gave chase.
Posted by: EC at April 23, 2013 06:05 AM (GQ8sn)
I just want him to spit the marbles out so I have some idea what the fuck he is saying.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 23, 2013 06:05 AM (/WLC3)
I'm sick of this "national conversation" bullshit.
Here is my contribution........yea, yea, whatever.....go make me a sammich.
But first you will blow me!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 23, 2013 06:05 AM (zF6Iw)
♪ Where, uh, you know, it began
I, um, can't, you know, begin, uh, to, you know, knowin'♫
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 23, 2013 06:05 AM (nbX4o)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 23, 2013 06:05 AM (wbmaj)
We used to have things like intrepid reporters and government oversight committees working in the public's behalf, now it seems they've all gone over to the other side.
Question is what side is it, the Saudi side, the One Worlder's side, the Frankfurt School/Coward/Piven/Marxist side?
What a fucking mess.
Posted by: ontherocks at April 23, 2013 06:05 AM (PAoaJ)
Cult of the Kennedys.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer
Seriously? I think i just got creeped out.
Posted by: Dang at April 23, 2013 06:06 AM (R18D0)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 23, 2013 06:06 AM (+x8q5)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 23, 2013 06:06 AM (a8E3N)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at April 23, 2013 10:04 AM (BkHu+)
Don't forget the "So Good! So Good! So Good" thing.
Posted by: buzzion at April 23, 2013 06:06 AM (LI48c)
I think Nate should turn off the comments. assholes are starting to give him shit. So many people have no sense of humor. Must suck to go through life with a stick up your ass.
Posted by: Long Island at April 23, 2013 06:06 AM (hl8SI)
Posted by: thunderb at April 23, 2013 06:07 AM (nH8jP)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 23, 2013 06:07 AM (a8E3N)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2013 06:08 AM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 23, 2013 06:08 AM (JYCHx)
So Willow used bra-fu and escaped a ticket....
Advantage: ette's.
Posted by: EC at April 23, 2013 10:06 AM (GQ8sn)
---
And crossdressing 'rons
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 23, 2013 06:08 AM (SO2Q8)
Posted by: Giuseppe Weinberg at April 23, 2013 06:08 AM (LTCoi)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at April 23, 2013 06:08 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 23, 2013 06:08 AM (wR+pz)
Tried to link, but no luck. So go to your favorite finance site and check out Netflix stock. It's on fire. No biggie, just thought it was interesting.
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 23, 2013 06:08 AM (ZshNr)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 23, 2013 06:09 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Janet Napolitano at April 23, 2013 06:09 AM (+x8q5)
"BREAKING: Sen. Max Baucus (D-Mont.) plans to retire rather than seek reelection, reports"
Sadly, this is probably only a 50-50 shot at a Republican pickup given the thorough Kaliforming of the southwest end of the state.
Posted by: Jaws at April 23, 2013 06:09 AM (4I3Uo)
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 23, 2013 06:09 AM (8sCoq)
"it's simply too easy for stupid people to get guns in America"
Stoopid people have Constitutional rights, too. And now u will blow me.
Posted by: Cicero Kid at April 23, 2013 06:09 AM (026j9)
That's the new code for, "Let's see what all the crazy people who we used to lock up in mental institutions have to say!"
Posted by: Dang at April 23, 2013 06:10 AM (R18D0)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2013 06:10 AM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: RWC at April 23, 2013 06:10 AM (fWAjv)
Seriously. Diamond wrote the song about Caroline when she was a little girl, based on a photo of her with her parents (which would have been taken when she was a little little girl, since she was pretty young when her father was killed).
Eeeew.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at April 23, 2013 06:10 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 23, 2013 06:10 AM (+x8q5)
Ohio State's band plays "Hang On Sloopy" as part of their pre-game ritual. No OSU fans at the LSU-OSU title game circa January 2005 could quite explain that one to me.
Hang On Sloopy is the official state rock song of Ohio.
And apparently part of the bill to make it so included these lines:
"WHEREAS, "Hang on Sloopy" is of particular relevance to members of the baby boom generation, who were once dismissed as a bunch of long-haired, crazy kids, but who now are old enough and vote in sufficient numbers to be taken quite seriously..."
and
"WHEREAS, Adoption of this resolution will not take too long, cost the State anything, or affect the quality of life in this State to any appreciable degree, and if we in the legislature just go ahead and pass the darn thing, we can get on with more important stuff."[Posted by: buzzion at April 23, 2013 06:10 AM (LI48c)
@210 ontherocks
"Question is what side is it, the Saudi side, the One Worlder's side, the Frankfurt School/Coward/Piven/Marxist side?"
They all devour and destroy themselves eventually. Just keep rambling on and let-it-burn.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at April 23, 2013 06:11 AM (f+TdG)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 23, 2013 06:11 AM (wR+pz)
Posted by: runningrn at April 23, 2013 06:12 AM (MZrpY)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2013 06:12 AM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at April 23, 2013 06:12 AM (XvrTA)
#238 I have always loved this joke:
What did the Kennedy kids get for Christmas in 1963? Jack in the Box.
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 23, 2013 06:12 AM (wbmaj)
1) You're a filthy liar.
2) Miller Park South is a shithole.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at April 23, 2013 06:12 AM (/kI1Q)
"Fucking snow ruins everything"
Yeah. We're about 10 days behind "normal" (whatever that is). Not a huge problem, but it's one of those things that makes me want to punch the DC area "caring" and "earth friendly opposed to globalwarming/climate change" maggots in the face... just after driving past their open Prius window w/my V10 twin turbo Diesel.
Maggots.
Posted by: Jess1 at April 23, 2013 06:13 AM (lbiWb)
Posted by: Fox 2! at April 23, 2013 06:13 AM (+N4be)
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 23, 2013 10:09 AM (8sCoq)
Ah, yes, the warmening.
Posted by: tcn at April 23, 2013 06:13 AM (ZOUmX)
Posted by: Harry Reid at April 23, 2013 06:13 AM (zF6Iw)
218 Harry Tuttle or Harry Buttle, that is how low the FBI has sunk it seems.
{cough}Whitey Bulger{cough}
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at April 23, 2013 06:13 AM (rXcBX)
Yes - Love the humor & the defiance of the video.
The MSM has already launched into full puff-piece coverage of the victims - how they were rescued and they're recovering. This is all well and good, but it might as well be about people recovering from a tornado or earthquake with the way that the scrupulously ignore the terrorism angle. No questions about how the victim is dealing with the reason for their injury, how they feel about the terrorists being caught, etc. It's weird, considering how much the Newtown parents are asked to opine about how/why their children were killed..
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2013 06:14 AM (KqmXZ)
what do Benghaz and Boston have in common?
False claims of no connection to a larger terrorist network
there is no large organized terrorism on Obama's watch
Posted by: thunderb at April 23, 2013 06:14 AM (nH8jP)
I don't know how you are handling it. I would be suicidal or homicidal if it snowed right now. I am whining about temps in the mid 40s. Usually I have stopped using my heater by now.
Posted by: Long Island at April 23, 2013 06:14 AM (hl8SI)
Bill Maher calls out liberal bullshit?
HBO host Bill Maher debates guest Brian Levy, the director of the Center for the Study of Hate & Extremism at California State University in San Bernardino, about the Boston Marathon Bombers' Muslim faith playing a role in their terrorism.
BRIAN LEVIN: Look, it's not like people who are Muslim who do wacky things have a monopoly on it. We have hypocrites across faiths, Jewish, Christian who say they're out for God and end up doing not so nice things.
MAHER: You know what? Yeah, yeah. You know what? That's liberal bullshit right there. I mean, yes, all faiths --
LEVIN: Are there no Christian hypocrites?
MAHER: No, there are. They're just --
LEVIN: You make a career on that.
MAHER: They're not as dangerous. I mean, there's only one faith, for example, that kills you or wants to kill you if you draw a bad cartoon of the prophet. ThereÂ’s only one faith that kills you or wants to kill you if you renounce the faith. An ex-Muslim is a very dangerous thing. Talk to Salman Rushdie after the show about Christian versus Islam. So, you know, IÂ’m just saying, let's keep it real. (Real Time, April 19, 2013)
Posted by: CJ at April 23, 2013 06:14 AM (9KqcB)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 23, 2013 06:14 AM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 23, 2013 06:15 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 23, 2013 06:15 AM (a8E3N)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 23, 2013 06:16 AM (zF6Iw)
#247,
Now that's some funny s**t right there. I chuckled...
Oh, and the Sox? F'em. Sideways. With a LS C271. With that nauseating song playing in the background.
Posted by: Jess1 at April 23, 2013 06:16 AM (lbiWb)
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 23, 2013 06:16 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 23, 2013 06:18 AM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2013 06:18 AM (9Bj8R)
It's easy to pick the lowest-hanging fruit. So easy, you shouldn't get credit for doing so.
It's like Chris Rock talking about deadbeat black parents wanting credit for the basic level of responsibility: "I take care of my kids. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO YOU DUMB MUTHAFUCKA!!!!! What do you want, a cookie????"
Maher should try and go after some muslims and question them hard about violence, or maybe show those cartoons on his show and see what happens.
Posted by: EC at April 23, 2013 06:19 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 23, 2013 06:19 AM (wbmaj)
Bloomberg Says Interpretation of Constitution Will ‘Have to Change’ After Boston Bombing"
http://tinyurl.com/cz7hzta
Quick, someone ask what WOULDN'T prompt him to call for a curb on our constitutional freedoms?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2013 06:19 AM (KqmXZ)
Posted by: Waldo Truth at April 23, 2013 06:20 AM (y2XjR)
There are distinct blocs within the GOP which don't get along particularly well.
There are many Western-state libertarian types who are uncomfortable with the Christian social conservative viewpoint. And vice versa.
Some Christian social conservatives figure that libertarianism is just a slippery slope to libertinism. While some Western libertarian types figure that Christian social conservatism is a slippery slope into "good shepherd" big-government nanny statism, as exemplified by Huckabee.
Democrats have exploited those schisms artfully.
If we don't hang together, we shall all surely hang separately. Time to start building bridges across those internal schisms. No time like the present.
Posted by: torquewrench at April 23, 2013 06:20 AM (gqT4g)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 23, 2013 06:20 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 23, 2013 06:21 AM (a8E3N)
http://youtu.be/cRj01LShXN8
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 23, 2013 10:15 AM (a8E3N)
Now you've done it! You can't post that without this thread degenerating into the "longbows vs crossbows" death spiral.
Posted by: EC at April 23, 2013 06:21 AM (GQ8sn)
"Being "New York City born and raised," I suspect this is unlikely"
Er, no. The "artiste/leftist" side of NYC has long loved the Sox, as they represented the underdogs. There's a bunch of 'em from Boston & NYC area now in the DC area, so it's common to see "sox" crap, er, caps around DC & burbs...
Posted by: Jess1 at April 23, 2013 06:21 AM (lbiWb)
Posted by: Giuseppe Weinberg at April 23, 2013 10:08 AM (LTCoi)
I love this place.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 23, 2013 06:22 AM (/WLC3)
Posted by: runningrn at April 23, 2013 06:22 AM (MZrpY)
TIME apparently has an online.... something, called, appropriately enough, "Swampland". They have an article up with the headline, "Did the Boston Bombers Really Use WMD?"
Just let that soak in for a second.
Of course, in the "article" itself, they go on to say that, why yes, of course they used WMD! Why, there's a federal law that even defines what WMD is!
But that didn't prevent the bastards from puking up a troofer headline, did it?
Those fuckers can't sink under the surface fast enough....
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 23, 2013 06:22 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: USA at April 23, 2013 06:22 AM (RIg+t)
Posted by: Northern Lurker at April 23, 2013 06:22 AM (ieiyL)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 23, 2013 06:23 AM (wR+pz)
- - -
Dude is a legitimately pro-2A Dem, though, so I give him props for that. He voted against the Manchin-Toomey amendment last week even though (we now know) he was gonna retire.
Montanans, fill that seat with an even more pro-2A Senator who's a constitutional conservative and wouldn't dream of casting a vote in favor of a disastrous statist clusterfuck like O-Care.
Posted by: P.M. at April 23, 2013 06:23 AM (bPsSR)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 23, 2013 06:24 AM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 23, 2013 06:24 AM (wbmaj)
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 23, 2013 06:24 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2013 06:24 AM (KqmXZ)
Posted by: t-bird at April 23, 2013 06:25 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 23, 2013 06:25 AM (wR+pz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2013 06:25 AM (0oG8l)
Posted by: runningrn at April 23, 2013 06:26 AM (MZrpY)
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 23, 2013 06:26 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2013 06:26 AM (9Bj8R)
It's easy to pick the lowest-hanging fruit. So easy, you shouldn't get credit for doing so.
Agreed. But I didn't post it so he would "get credit"... I just don't hear this kind of talk on mainstream media.
"All religions are not alike. Could they do the “Book of Islam” on Broadway?"
"Possibly so."
" Possibly so? Tell me what color the sky is in your world."
I wish that was ho-hum typical in the real media world. But it isn't. It's worth watching the video just to see this scholar's look of betrayal. Even his desperate mention of Pam Gellar gets no traction. You could tell it is not how he is usually treated by MSM.
Posted by: CJ at April 23, 2013 06:27 AM (9KqcB)
Mike Greenberg: the man who gave us "Martin Luther Coon Day" a couple of years back. Obviously, he's tight with Alec Baldwin.
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 23, 2013 06:28 AM (wbmaj)
http://www.whitehousedossier.com/2013/04/23/obamas-moment-silence-photo-op/ Posted by: USA at April 23, 2013 10:22 AM
I don't know, maybe he was listening to the national anthem.
http://tinyurl.com/dy4pws8
Posted by: huerfano at April 23, 2013 06:28 AM (bAGA/)
Posted by: runningrn at April 23, 2013 06:28 AM (MZrpY)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2013 06:29 AM (GFM2b)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 23, 2013 06:29 AM (+x8q5)
Posted by: thunderb at April 23, 2013 10:14 AM (nH8jP)
For the purposes of a drone strike Anwar al Awlaki was an enemy combatant in a war zone. For domestic consumption, a mass shooting inspired and justified by sharia fiqh from al Awlaki is classified as workplace violence.
Posted by: Beagle at April 23, 2013 06:29 AM (sOtz/)
Um....really? You just had to type that?
Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 23, 2013 06:29 AM (X6akg)
May we could get the Charlie Hebdo guys to write this. They seem to be the only writers in the Western world willing to mock Islam, even after being sued (they won)having their offices bombed. Oh, and they're French.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2013 06:30 AM (KqmXZ)
"Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?"
" No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you sir; but I bite my thumb, sir."
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 23, 2013 06:30 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: RWC at April 23, 2013 06:30 AM (fWAjv)
Liberal shit swamps go nuts.
Posted by: RWC at April 23, 2013 10:30 AM (fWAjv)
He's actually even with Obama now.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 23, 2013 06:31 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 23, 2013 06:31 AM (+x8q5)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at April 23, 2013 06:32 AM (BkHu+)
Now you've done it! You can't post that without this thread degenerating into the "longbows vs crossbows" death spiral.
Posted by: EC at April 23, 2013 10:21 AM (GQ8sn)
Fuckit. Arquebus FTW.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 23, 2013 06:32 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Truman North at April 23, 2013 06:32 AM (CfSes)
Posted by: Stratofortress Nav at April 23, 2013 06:33 AM (HlUFk)
I'm sure he thought it was dope or something srs.
He snickered when i drug the bag up and it was a bulky padded bra.
and i was embarrassed
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2013 06:33 AM (nqBYe)
May we could get the Charlie Hebdo guys to write this. They seem to be the only writers in the Western world willing to mock Islam, even after being sued (they won)having their offices bombed. Oh, and they're French.
It's been mentioned before, but if Christian extremists were doing this, or if Islam was a predominately 'white' religion, no "artist" would be accepted as serious if they didn't do something to bravely mock the extremism. They'd be tripping over themselves.
Posted by: CJ at April 23, 2013 06:33 AM (9KqcB)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 23, 2013 06:34 AM (a8E3N)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 23, 2013 06:35 AM (zF6Iw)
at least i think so.
whatever.
nevermind,
kicks EC's shins.
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2013 06:35 AM (nqBYe)
Bulky because it was stuffed with weed!!!!!
"Would you like to see me try it on, officer?"
"Uhhh....you can go now. Drive safely!"
Posted by: EC at April 23, 2013 06:35 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2013 06:35 AM (0oG8l)
Posted by: t-bird at April 23, 2013 06:35 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 23, 2013 06:36 AM (a8E3N)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at April 23, 2013 06:36 AM (wbmaj)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 23, 2013 10:35 AM (zF6Iw)
let's do lunch.
Posted by: Roman Polanski at April 23, 2013 06:36 AM (/WLC3)
Ever heard of the term "flanking?" Or did it happen so quickly they couldn't get a couple of cops around the sides of the houses to either side of the street?
Posted by: grognard at April 23, 2013 06:36 AM (/29Nl)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 23, 2013 09:28 AM (3V9LU)
It was on one of the Hondas.
Posted by: Temper Tantrum at April 23, 2013 06:36 AM (AWmfW)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 23, 2013 06:37 AM (wR+pz)
Only if the intention was to pull a "Springtime For Hitler" and embezzle a ton of money after the show was canceled due to terrorist threts.
Now you're talking.
"Shariaaaaa. I just killed a girl through Shariaaa..." The songs write themselves.
Posted by: CJ at April 23, 2013 06:37 AM (9KqcB)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Please? at April 23, 2013 06:37 AM (VtjlW)
So it's Nate's fault. If Nate hadn't thrown the little coward around like a rag doll, he wouldn't have felt the need to bomb a crowd of bystanders.
Thanks Nate.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 23, 2013 06:37 AM (TOk1P)
"Uhhh....you can go now. Drive safely!"
Posted by: EC at April 23, 2013 10:35 AM (GQ8sn)
"Would you like to see me try it on, officer?"
Did Not!
Drive safely!"
yes .
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2013 06:37 AM (nqBYe)
WV teen comes back to school wearing the same NRA shirt that got him arrested.
http://tinyurl.com/bv5nfm4
Fuck yeah.
Posted by: EC at April 23, 2013 06:37 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2013 06:38 AM (KqmXZ)
Morning, all. In boring meetings all day, but I wanted to check in with the Horde and drop these two stories, because they're just too ridiculous.
The first isn't unexpected and hails from Twitchy:
The twisted tweet lust for Boston bombing suspect: ‘Jahar is hot,’ can ‘blow me up with babies’
TWITCHY: http://tiny.cc/lyzzvw
Yep, there's just something about that Roman nose and the penchant towards murder and mayhem that just make a childkiller like Joker so damn SEXXXXY.
And people wonder why I hate 85-95% of the women I interact with.
The second is hilarious, and I leave it with y'all just for the humor value.
Teamsters head Hoffa tries to squash his own employeesÂ’ union
DAILY CALLER: http://tiny.cc/r4zzvw
Couldn't happen to a better (*SNORT!*) group of goons.
Seems as good a time as any to proclaim my standard battle cry! *climbs up on soapbox*
Disband and dismantle ALL UNIONS!
*leaps down from soapbox*
And now I must away! TTYL, 'Rons and "Ettes!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at April 23, 2013 06:38 AM (4df7R)
"Well, there goes my lunchtime fantasy."
Er, which part.... I mean, if you're doing the jodphurs and horse thingy I'm interested.
Posted by: Jess1 at April 23, 2013 06:38 AM (lbiWb)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 23, 2013 06:39 AM (GVxQo)
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2013 06:39 AM (nqBYe)
WV teen comes back to school wearing the same NRA shirt that got him arrested.
http://tinyurl.com/bv5nfm4
Fuck yeah.
Posted by: EC
Fuck yeah! It was the kids teacher that caused all the disruption.
Posted by: Dang at April 23, 2013 06:39 AM (R18D0)
Mike Greenberg has apologized for accidentally saying "Martin Luther Coon Day" before correcting himself to say "Martin Luther King Day".
Greenberg and ESPN are among the most devoutly politcally correct creatures on the planet. I'm sure he volunteered for a counseling session with Al Sharpton for that.
Posted by: CJ at April 23, 2013 06:40 AM (9KqcB)
Fuck yeah! It was the kids teacher that caused all the disruption.
Teacher and principal need to undergo re-training.
Posted by: EC at April 23, 2013 06:40 AM (GQ8sn)
Shakespeare, in addition, to being a brilliant dramatist and poet, had the best insults.
http://www.shakespeare-online.com/quotes/shakespeareinsults.html
One of my favorites:
"I do desire we be better strangers" although the comments about peoples' looks are quite good too.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2013 10:25 AM (0oG8l)
My favorite from Richard III isn't in that list "thou foul, bunch-backed toad".
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 23, 2013 06:40 AM (TIIx5)
Did Not!
Drive safely!"
yes .
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2013 10:37 AM (nqBYe)
You were thinking you might have to!
Posted by: EC at April 23, 2013 06:41 AM (GQ8sn)
In fact, they would have specifically avoided an FBI background check--by design--under Rubio's amnesty bill.
Posted by: RoyalOil at April 23, 2013 06:42 AM (VjL9S)
"There are many Western-state libertarian types who are uncomfortable with the Christian social conservative viewpoint. And vice versa."
That is not exclusive to The West - it's everywhere and it is the nature of coalition building within a 50% + 1. We all have to put on our big boy pants and see the bigger picture once the primaries are done.
Regardless of the above, I don't think it's the main problem in MT. The problem, like Colorado's more extreme example, is the importation of unchecked numbers of Kali libtards over the last 20 years or so.
Posted by: Jaws at April 23, 2013 06:43 AM (4I3Uo)
In fact, they would have specifically avoided an FBI background check--by design--under Rubio's amnesty bill.
I should just tell my dad to stop wasting his time with the INS and just come on down, get all his free shit and voter registration squared away.
Posted by: EC at April 23, 2013 06:43 AM (GQ8sn)
#358, I prefer this one:
'Sblood, you starveling, you elf-skin, you dried neat's tongue, you bull's pizzle, you stock-fish! O for breath to utter what is like thee! you tailor's-yard, you sheath, you bowcase; you vile standing-tuck!
Posted by: Jess1 at April 23, 2013 06:43 AM (lbiWb)
Willow, its okay. I read typos.
And MWR, would crack ninja squirrels have a place in story?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 23, 2013 06:43 AM (a8E3N)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2013 06:44 AM (0oG8l)
Nice work NFL way to make your political statements.
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 23, 2013 06:44 AM (LRFds)
364,
Heck, if he brings along some Tim Horton's I'll even stand in line for him at the DMV!
(of course, that assumes when you said "down" that meant in a geographic direction sense, thus Canada... )
Posted by: Jess1 at April 23, 2013 06:45 AM (lbiWb)
pizzle, you stock-fish! O for breath to utter what is like thee! you
tailor's-yard, you sheath, you bowcase; you vile standing-tuck!
That reminds me of Alec Baldwin talking to his daughter.
{sniff}
Posted by: Professor eleven E.P. (expert professor) at April 23, 2013 06:45 AM (KXm42)
Posted by: Keena at April 23, 2013 06:46 AM (M5qgo)
Indeed....
fuck them...they are who they are and we are who we are and we shit bigger than them.
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 23, 2013 06:46 AM (LRFds)
WV teen comes back to school wearing the same NRA shirt that got him arrested.
http://tinyurl.com/bv5nfm4
Fuck yeah.
Posted by: EC
Fuck yeah! It was the kids teacher that caused all the disruption.
Posted by: Dang
BTW - It looks like the school has a statue of a WWI soldier carrying a gun on the campus. Freaking retards. Teacher should be fired.
Posted by: Dang at April 23, 2013 06:47 AM (R18D0)
"That reminds me of Alec Baldwin talking to his daughter."
Ah, the times spent in the gentle embrace of family...
or not.
Posted by: Jess1 at April 23, 2013 06:47 AM (lbiWb)
And the ICE will be delegated the rulemaking on what constitutes "pending," which will be defined as "anyone eligible to apply for amnesty."
Posted by: RoyalOil at April 23, 2013 06:47 AM (VjL9S)
(of course, that assumes when you said "down" that meant in a geographic direction sense, thus Canada... )
Yes, he is coming from Canada. He even files his 1040EZ with his Canadian pension listed!!! My dad is playing by the rules, dotting every T and crossing every I. What a huge fucking waste of time and money. Just drive to the border, tell the ICE agents he here to get his free phone, EBT card, and voter registration and they couldn't stop him.
Posted by: EC at April 23, 2013 06:48 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 23, 2013 06:49 AM (a8E3N)
which means the entire planet can functionally tilt our elections...
"wheee"
asshole democrats and yes the entire "gang of eight" is functionally fucking democrats to me
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 23, 2013 06:50 AM (LRFds)
I get back from a meeting and I get a note that says "Call Shawn Crosby.....church." The fuller explanation is that someone that may or may not have been named Shawn Crosby called about what was thought to be a church that I gave him a price on "yesterday" and they're ready to start.
There were no prices given yesterday. I can't remember the last church I bid. I don't know a Shawn Crosby.
Oh, and no return phone number was taken down. Thanks grandpa.
*sigh*
Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 23, 2013 06:50 AM (da5Wo)
I'm sure he thought it was dope or something srs.
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2013 10:33 AM (nqBYe)
So these Shut up Padded Bras.....
.....they got some pop to 'em or what?
Posted by: ontherocks at April 23, 2013 06:50 AM (PAoaJ)
Posted by: Beagle at April 23, 2013 06:50 AM (sOtz/)
Posted by: t-bird at April 23, 2013 06:51 AM (FcR7P)
"Surely, the first of tasks you shall be beholden to is the that goodly task of soundly, and completely, blowing me."
Posted by: Dang at April 23, 2013 06:51 AM (R18D0)
Every single positive that Mark the Rube touts in his amnesty bill is specifically designed to be gutted when it is enacted by the responsible agency.
Mark the Rube's bill specifically mandates that anything and everything in the application is confidential and cannot--CANNOT--be shared with any other agency.
So, they can lie and lie and lie about being here for 10 years and all the taxes they should have paid but turn around and lie and lie and lie to the IRS and there isn't a damned thing the IRS can do.
No one granted amnesty under Mark the Rube's bill will pay back taxes.
Posted by: RoyalOil at April 23, 2013 06:51 AM (VjL9S)
Posted by: Buckeye at April 23, 2013 06:53 AM (Y92G9)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2013 06:53 AM (GFM2b)
Posted by: Assault Citizen Anachronda at April 23, 2013 06:53 AM (U82Km)
then again we're a hard audience from Ohio....
I know Ohio featherweights who could roll him.
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 23, 2013 06:53 AM (LRFds)
Oh yeah.....Romeo and Juliet , right?
Posted by: Professor eleven E.P. (expert professor) at April 23, 2013 06:53 AM (KXm42)
"What rhymes with Jews of Khaybar?"
Hmmm. How 'bout "rub bacon on my Ka-Bar"*
*interesting aside that the current mythos around the Khaybar tale is that one of the Jewish settlers was somehow really responsible for the otherwise peace loving Muslim attack and subsequent rule... yeah, right.
Posted by: Jess1 at April 23, 2013 06:54 AM (lbiWb)
A knave; a rascal; an eater of broken meats; a
base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited,
hundred-pound, filthy, worsted-stocking knave; a
lily-livered, action-taking knave, a whoreson,
glass-gazing, super-serviceable finical rogue;
one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a
bawd, in way of good service, and art nothing but
the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pandar,
and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch: one whom I
will beat into clamorous whining, if thou deniest
the least syllable of thy addition.
What are the chances this formats correctly and I avoid a barreling?
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 23, 2013 06:55 AM (nbX4o)
"The immigration proposal pending in Congress would transform the nation’s political landscape for a generation or more — pumping as many as 11 million new Hispanic voters into the electorate a decade from now in ways that, if current trends hold, would produce an electoral bonanza for Democrats and cripple Republican prospects in many states they now win easily."
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2013 06:56 AM (KqmXZ)
"oops wow imagine that...we democrats have created a 'human rights disaster" that by golly helps us out"
fucking assholes
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 23, 2013 06:57 AM (LRFds)
"Surely, the first of tasks you shall be beholden to is the that goodly task of soundly, and completely, blowing me."
Ah, good old Henry XXXIV, Act. IV, Scene VII, right after the Archbishop asks the King how he wants to hand the divorce from Lady Anne of the Puma for the failure to bear a male heir...
Posted by: Jess1 at April 23, 2013 06:57 AM (lbiWb)
***
Not Hillary. Chris Matthews.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2013 07:01 AM (KqmXZ)
Er, which part.... I mean, if you're doing the jodphurs and horse thingy I'm interested.
Orly? How do you feel about a merry widow and riding crop?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 23, 2013 07:04 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Jess1 at April 23, 2013 10:54 AM (lbiWb)
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Jewish military-style assault residents
Posted by: AP style book at April 23, 2013 07:05 AM (sOtz/)
Nice work NFL way to make your political statements.
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 23, 2013 10:44 AM (LRFds)
Yep. Not to be a great big meany or anything, but I am going to root for the less "progressive" and "enlightened" teams this year. You know, a team that has "regular" guys on the roster.
Posted by: and irresolute at April 23, 2013 07:08 AM (DBH1h)
Posted by: Waldo Truth at April 23, 2013 07:09 AM (y2XjR)
@387
"Jews with Ka-Bars."
I feel you should get some of the insurance money. There is literally no way we won't offend everyone now. Can you do music? I wonder how to fake beheading on stage? Oh, and blood pumps. Lots of them.
Posted by: Beagle at April 23, 2013 07:11 AM (sOtz/)
I propose Chris Burke of ""Life goes on" fame as spokesperson....
"Bwoston Stwong!"
//Corky
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 23, 2013 09:54 AM (YnJy1)
HEY!!!...ISWYDT!!!...AIDLI!!!...WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Posted by: Corky the Retard at April 23, 2013 07:15 AM (ujrve)
One of my favorite Shakespeare quotes...
"Surely, the first of tasks you shall be beholden to is the that goodly task of soundly, and completely, blowing me."
Posted by: Dang at April 23, 2013 10:51 AM (R18D0)
"We few, we happy few, we band of Morons;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother, and shall, yea and anon, get shirts!"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 23, 2013 07:15 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Beagle at April 23, 2013 07:19 AM (sOtz/)
Jared Marcum, 14, was joined by about 100 other students across Logan County who wore shirts with a similar gun rights theme in a show of support for free speech.
Posted by: Robert Byrd at April 23, 2013 07:49 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: keep it simple, stupid at April 23, 2013 09:13 AM (MhA4j)
Posted by: BlueStateRebel at April 23, 2013 09:21 AM (7ObY1)
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