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August 07, 2013

A Visual Metaphor for the Obama Administration
— Ace

Dog in shoes.

Dog singing:

Posted by: Ace at 12:54 PM | Comments (146)
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1 If the shoe's don't fit...

Posted by: dananjcon at August 07, 2013 12:56 PM (jvd3N)

2 Foist?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 07, 2013 12:56 PM (knoK7)

3 Not foist.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 07, 2013 12:56 PM (knoK7)

4 When I think of SCOAMF and dogs I think of this.
http://www.seriouseats.com/images/20081209-hot-dog.jpg

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at August 07, 2013 12:57 PM (/kI1Q)

5 fresh thread smell.

Posted by: rich@gmu at August 07, 2013 12:57 PM (5Tm6g)

6 Does the dog howl to get communal with Moochelle?

Posted by: 141Driver at August 07, 2013 12:57 PM (/E3ql)

7 Jones in CO, come on up!

Posted by: fluffy at August 07, 2013 12:57 PM (zBjWY)

8 mmmm. dog

Posted by: Barky McBamastain at August 07, 2013 12:57 PM (Pr6hk)

9 Ooh, singing dinner theatre!

Posted by: Barky Soetero, As American As Any Other Indonesian at August 07, 2013 12:58 PM (FcR7P)

10 yo, yo,.......yo?

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense ...... at August 07, 2013 12:58 PM (RFeQD)

No Dog Tartar?

Posted by: garrett at August 07, 2013 12:58 PM (AB/j8)

12 Who names their dog "Wagner"? Sheesh. Down With The Human-archy!

Posted by: Napolean the Pig at August 07, 2013 12:58 PM (x+weW)

13 Another esoteric Aceism?

Posted by: dananjcon at August 07, 2013 12:58 PM (jvd3N)

14 Alright. When Ace is posting dog pics it is officially a slow news day. I prefer Nekkid Wimmins. Jus' sayin'....

Posted by: maddogg at August 07, 2013 12:58 PM (OlN4e)

15 The singing dog is a cool-looking beastie. White Shepherd - is that an actual breed?

/looks it up on the wiki

Yup.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 07, 2013 12:59 PM (uYaYO)

Posted by: HeatherRadishÂ™ needs a beer at August 07, 2013 04:57 PM (/kI1Q)

lol. poor thing, and Berry is looking for the horseradish.

Posted by: rich@gmu at August 07, 2013 12:59 PM (5Tm6g)

17 What? No Dog in Skillet?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2013 12:59 PM (8ZskC)

18 Red rocket... Red rocket... wanna see a picture???

Posted by: Danger, Carlos Danger - Agent Double O Naught at August 07, 2013 12:59 PM (Pr6hk)

19 the dog don't bark after you cook it.

Posted by: Mallfly at August 07, 2013 12:59 PM (bJm7W)

20 Do I give a shit? No, I do not give a shit! Right after I leave Camp LeJuene and all these nice Army people, I'm heading up to Nantucket for some R&R. So, fuck you all very much.

Posted by: President For Life Obama at August 07, 2013 01:00 PM (x+weW)

21 White Shepherd?

Wasn't Ronnie James Dio their lead singer?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 07, 2013 01:00 PM (wtvvX)

22 That dog isn't singing, it's crying. I heard the song and can't blame him.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at August 07, 2013 01:01 PM (jjvz+)

23 There once was a SCOAMF in Nantucket?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at August 07, 2013 01:01 PM (/kI1Q)

24 White Shepherd?

RACIST!!1! we much

Posted by: Race Card Reverend Al at August 07, 2013 01:01 PM (Pr6hk)

25 The singing dog is a cool-looking beastie. White Shepherd - is that an actual breed? Yeah, for racists!

Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2013 01:01 PM (FcR7P)

26 I heard the song and can't blame him. Posted by: Niedermeyer's
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Agreed. The animal is suffering

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 07, 2013 01:01 PM (aDwsi)

27 White dog be rassis!

Posted by: Al Notsosharpton at August 07, 2013 01:01 PM (OlN4e)

28 >>> White Shepherd - is that an actual breed? One milk-bone makes you taller and one milk-bone makes you small And the ones that the mailman gives you don't do anything at all

Posted by: Grace Slick at August 07, 2013 01:01 PM (zBjWY)

29 Never Been to Spain? Moochelle has. On your dime.

Posted by: Three Dog Night at August 07, 2013 01:01 PM (8ZskC)

30 I don't see any license on that doggie

Posted by: Sherriff Joe Biden at August 07, 2013 01:01 PM (x+weW)

31 I don't see any license on that doggie *** That doggie don't need no stinkin license

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at August 07, 2013 01:03 PM (jjvz+)

32 I don't see any license on that doggie Posted by: Sherriff Joe Biden Take off the rubber glove, Joe, it's around his neck.

Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2013 01:03 PM (FcR7P)

33 Ace-
I'm sorry, but when I come home from a loooong day in the mines, I want to be challenged, inteleckually. You waste my time with this fluff. There are issues that need addressing. Important issues. Like why does anyone wants to see Sydney Leathers rubbing herself?

Get with the program, Ace, or I may not renew my subscription. Sure, Jeff Bezos might buy you out, but I wouldn't count on it.

Posted by: pep at August 07, 2013 01:03 PM (6TB1Z)

34 When my ex-wife locked me out, she sic'ed her dogs on me. They weren't singing either.

Posted by: I Like Trains at August 07, 2013 01:03 PM (x+weW)

35 Dogs are the people of the canine world.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 07, 2013 01:03 PM (8ZskC)

36 27 White dog be rassis!

Word!

Posted by: Oprah Sharpton Winfrey at August 07, 2013 01:03 PM (lVPtV)

Dog Playing Poker

with our retirement funds.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at August 07, 2013 01:04 PM (0HooB)

38 Dogs are great pets. Bears? Not so much.

Posted by: Zombie Timothy Treadwell at August 07, 2013 01:04 PM (8ZskC)

39 You should see the weiner dog pics!

Posted by: 17 year old girl at August 07, 2013 01:05 PM (q177U)

40 Where's the kitteh love?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2013 01:05 PM (lVPtV)

41 I want my dog medium rare this time!

Posted by: Obama at August 07, 2013 01:05 PM (jF97p)

42 OT? Meanwhile in Italy an American tourist won't face charges for being an idiot. http://tinyurl.com/mykjtqj

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 07, 2013 01:05 PM (CzPap)

43 Posted by: Oprah Sharpton Winfrey at August 07, 2013 05:03 PM (lVPtV) **** I'm sure it was commented on but I missed it. I saw, yesterday, where Oprah said that there's a parallel between Emmett Till and Trayvon Martin. Why won't she just go the hell away?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at August 07, 2013 01:05 PM (jjvz+)

44 38 Dogs are great pets. Bears? Not so much.
Posted by: Zombie Timothy Treadwell

Don't get me started.

Posted by: Roy Horn at August 07, 2013 01:05 PM (6TB1Z)

45 There once was a SCOAMF in Nantucket?

And a horse and a guy with a bucket.

Your turn.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2013 01:06 PM (8ZskC)

46 There once was a SCOAMF in Nantucket? Whose bunghole was so big you could...

Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2013 01:06 PM (pHivF)

47 38Dogs are great pets. Bears? Not so much.

Posted by: Zombie Timothy Treadwell at August 07, 2013 05:04 PM (8ZskC)

True, and I wouldn't shit ya. I'm constipated.

Posted by: Treadwell muncher at August 07, 2013 01:07 PM (OlN4e)

48 Ah. Katie Pavlich on The Five. brb.

Posted by: Soona at August 07, 2013 01:07 PM (Wc55c)

49 "Whose bunghole was so big you could... Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2013 05:06 PM"

There's actually a liquor store in my town called 'Bunghole Liquors.' And, yes, they have t-shirts.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 07, 2013 01:08 PM (knoK7)

50 42 OT? Meanwhile in Italy an American tourist won't face charges for being an idiot. http://tinyurl.com/mykjtqj

So the Italians gave him the finger?

Posted by: pep at August 07, 2013 01:08 PM (6TB1Z)

Laughing my rear end off here at work. Dogs are so stupid.

Is that the metaphor? Otherwise I don't get it.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 07, 2013 01:08 PM (TOk1P)

52 Dogs are great pets. Bears? Not so much.
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Yeah, or chimps ...

Posted by: Charla Nash at August 07, 2013 01:08 PM (aDwsi)

53 My wife is a mare
With a smirk, said the pair

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2013 01:08 PM (8ZskC)

54 I saw, yesterday, where Oprah said that there's a parallel between Emmett Till and Trayvon Martin.

Why won't she just go the hell away?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at August 07, 2013 05:05 PM (jjvz+)

Yeah, Emmett Till and St. Skittles were exactly alike. Stupid bitch was giving an interview today talking about how she still experiences racism all the time, just minus the n-word. Yeah, all those white women in her audiences were there because RAAACCCISSSS!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2013 01:08 PM (lVPtV)

55 Shame on you, Ace! I hear your dog whistle...

Posted by: runningrn at August 07, 2013 01:08 PM (PLOz8)

56 Slow news day Gorn must be on vacation...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, fewer than 8 limbs at August 07, 2013 01:09 PM (zUi7I)

57 There's actually a liquor store in my town called 'Bunghole Liquors.' And, yes, they have t-shirts. Nice...

Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2013 01:09 PM (pHivF)

I'M IN LOVE (With a dead dog)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6HLYHT8lEY

Posted by: GWAR at August 07, 2013 01:09 PM (AB/j8)

59 How about dogs in sauce?
Oh, and "Hello, Camp Auschwitz!"

Posted by: president o'bumbles at August 07, 2013 01:09 PM (4qnX5)

60 I think they kept the finger. But did not give him the shaft.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 07, 2013 01:09 PM (CzPap)

61 My youngest cat is at least half-puppy. I blame GMO's. He fetches, he waits at the door for me, he rolls over for belly scratches, he's grown to ten times his kitten size in a year, and he bugs the shit out of our older cat.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 07, 2013 01:10 PM (ZshNr)

62 I saw Dogs In Shoes open up for Butthole Surfers at the Orpheum in '79.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at August 07, 2013 01:10 PM (0HooB)

63 Frau Blucher!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 07, 2013 01:10 PM (CzPap)

64 Yeah, Emmett Till and St. Skittles were exactly alike. Stupid bitch was giving an interview today talking about how she still experiences racism all the time, just minus the n-word. Yeah, all those white women in her audiences were there because RAAACCCISSSS! *** Yes! EXACTLY alike! Remember when the bitch remarked on how she now has white folk working for her?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at August 07, 2013 01:10 PM (jjvz+)

65 Yeah, or chimps ...

Posted by: Charla Nash at August 07, 2013 05:08 PM (aDwsi)

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Or boa constrictors.

Posted by: Blue-faced kid at August 07, 2013 01:11 PM (Wc55c)

66 >>>Is that the metaphor? Otherwise I don't get it.

the metaphor is that they are all poorly suited for and clumsy at the tasks they are attempting.

And also stupid. But I don't like to think of dogs as stupid.

Posted by: ace at August 07, 2013 01:11 PM (/IWYB)

67 Rut roh. Nancy Mace re-tweets Tweet calling Lindsey Graham "nancy boy."

http://tinyurl.com/m4z5jzz

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2013 01:12 PM (lVPtV)

68 Remember when the bitch remarked on how she now has white folk working for her? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse

Reminds me of the scene in Forrest Gump when the now ex-maid hires herself a maid after her son is killed and Forrest makes a killing and gives her half.

The difference? The new maid doesn't have an attitude of entitlement.

Posted by: pep at August 07, 2013 01:12 PM (6TB1Z)

69 Oprah Winfrey's network OWN has signed Lindsay Lohan to an eight episode reality show. Good luck keeping her sober there Oprah.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 07, 2013 01:13 PM (CzPap)

70 Good singer.

He really likes that chorus.

Posted by: rdbrewer at August 07, 2013 01:13 PM (Iyg03)

71 the metaphor is that they are all poorly suited for and clumsy at the tasks they are attempting.

That there is what ya call yer High Concept.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2013 01:13 PM (8ZskC)

72 Oops. Forgot to provide warning link goes to Politico. It was linked by Drudge.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2013 01:13 PM (lVPtV)

73 All dogs go to the Grey Havens.

Posted by: Gandalf at August 07, 2013 01:13 PM (AB/j8)

74 I distinctly heard the shepherd yowl, "And the Middle Class."

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 07, 2013 01:14 PM (eHIJJ)

75 68 Rut roh. Nancy Mace re-tweets Tweet calling Lindsey Graham "nancy boy."

At least Maureen Dowd won't have to fantasize about hearing 'boy' in that comment.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 07, 2013 01:14 PM (knoK7)

76 Rut roh. Nancy Mace re-tweets Tweet calling Lindsey Graham "nancy boy."

Look at the picture in the article and tell me she's wrong.

Posted by: pep at August 07, 2013 01:14 PM (6TB1Z)

77 How big of an asshole must one be to piss off the locals while vacationing in Martha's Vineyard?

Posted by: Fritz at August 07, 2013 01:14 PM (K7xnX)

78 >>> Chimps are mean. Fuckin' A!

Posted by: dead monkey, killed by chimps for sport at August 07, 2013 01:15 PM (zBjWY)

79 How big of an asshole must one be to piss off the locals while vacationing in Martha's Vineyard? *** That's a rhetorical question, right?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at August 07, 2013 01:15 PM (jjvz+)

80 OT but someone please tell me why this Bob Beckel excrescence is employed by Fox News?

Posted by: cool arrow at August 07, 2013 01:15 PM (WMsq+)

66 -

Also, the white dog is listening to the black guys singing, and thinks he's singing along, on key, but is woefully off key. And clueless.

Also stupid.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 07, 2013 01:15 PM (TOk1P)

82 Good for Mace. She needs to be aggressive, and she absolutely should treat LG like the punk-ass wuss that he is.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 07, 2013 01:15 PM (ZshNr)

83 79 How big of an asshole must one be to piss off the locals while vacationing in Martha's Vineyard?
Posted by: Fritz

All I know is that I've received no complaints.

Posted by: Megaladon off the cape at August 07, 2013 01:16 PM (6TB1Z)

84 You were named after the dog.

Posted by: Indiana Jones Sr. at August 07, 2013 01:16 PM (Bl77Y)

85 From Robert. A cat in a shark costume on a Roomba chasing a duck sorta.
http://youtu.be/Of2HU3LGdbo

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 07, 2013 01:16 PM (CzPap)

86 "Is that the metaphor? Otherwise I don't get it." I was told there would be NO math....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 07, 2013 01:16 PM (lbBsF)

Hmm, I thought it was because they spend most of their time laying around, waiting to be fed and licking themselves.

Sorta like politicians.

But that's just me.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at August 07, 2013 01:17 PM (0HooB)

88 How big of an asshole must one be to piss off the locals while vacationing in Martha's Vineyard? I'll take "What's Bigger than the Kennedy's" for $400 Alex.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2013 01:17 PM (pHivF)

89 >>And also stupid. But I don't like to think of dogs as stupid. If I let him, my dog would live on rabbit poo and spend his days rolling in the foulest smelling stuff he can find. Plus he licks himself down there and like to hump legs. My legs. Ain't no babies coming from that. I may not like to think of him as stupid but as Forrest said, stupid is as stupid does.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2013 01:17 PM (g1DWB)

90 Rut roh. Nancy Mace re-tweets Tweet calling Lindsey Graham "nancy boy."

Plus, look at those eyes. Rowwwwrrr.

Posted by: pep at August 07, 2013 01:17 PM (6TB1Z)

91 Not all chimps are evil:

http://tinyurl.com/kkubhp

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2013 01:17 PM (lVPtV)

92 Fritz: "How big of an asshole must one be to piss off the locals while vacationing in Martha's Vineyard?"

As big as necessary.

Posted by: SCoaMF at August 07, 2013 01:17 PM (eHIJJ)

93 The White Shepherd, Official Dog of Peruvia. National law says you can not eat White Shepherd or carry the fucker in crate on top of your car.

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitiviy at August 07, 2013 01:17 PM (HVff2)

94 From Robert. A cat in a shark costume on a Roomba chasing a duck sorta.
http://youtu.be/Of2HU3LGdbo

We've advanced so far from the early days of Keyboard Cat.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2013 01:18 PM (8ZskC)

95 94 Rut roh. Nancy Mace re-tweets Tweet calling Lindsey Graham "nancy boy."

Plus, look at those eyes. Rowwwwrrr.

Posted by: pep at August 07, 2013 05:17 PM (6TB1Z)

For Nancy. Errrr, Nancy Mace. Oh, shut up.

Posted by: pep at August 07, 2013 01:18 PM (6TB1Z)

96 9 months out of the year, MV, Nantucket and especially Cape Cod are not exactly the snooty enclaves of popular conception. Talk to the guys living in Quonset huts dragging for scallops all winter to keep gas in their boats.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 07, 2013 01:18 PM (ZshNr)

97 I've been to Cape Cod on holiday before. This was in summer of 1992. The locals pasted "bush" stickers on all the stop signs at the intersections. There's Yankees in Massachusetts, but then there are also just plain stinking distended Massholes.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at August 07, 2013 01:19 PM (STQ9E)

98 The "Stimulus" was bad enough for us, it rides my nerves to think about how his vacations elsewhere are stimulus packages in their own right, going to other countries and we're still paying. *** Yes! By the tens of millions.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at August 07, 2013 01:19 PM (jjvz+)

99 Plus he licks himself down there and like to hump legs. My legs. Ain't no babies coming from that.

I may not like to think of him as stupid but as Forrest said, stupid is as stupid does.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2013 05:17 PM (g1DWB)

If you could lick yourself down there, A.) You would never leave the house. B) You wouldn't be here on Ace

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitiviy at August 07, 2013 01:19 PM (HVff2)

100 When my ex-wife locked me out, she sic'ed her dogs on me. They weren't singing either.

My wife tells the cat to "Go get him!", but the cat just stares at me lazily.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 07, 2013 01:19 PM (A0glY)

101 Hey, at least he's vacationing in the States and funneling Our Money back into Our Economy.

Plus, he's being inflicted on people who "summer on the cape".

Posted by: pep at August 07, 2013 01:19 PM (6TB1Z)

102 How much for the doggie in the video?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at August 07, 2013 01:19 PM (Bl77Y)

103 I think they got that Indiana Jones thing(we named the dog Indiana) from John Wayne.Wayne's boyhood dog was Duke.

Posted by: steevy at August 07, 2013 01:20 PM (9XBK2)

104 If you could lick yourself down there, A.) You would never leave the house. B) You wouldn't be here on Ace Nor married.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2013 01:20 PM (pHivF)

105 cool arrow: "OT but someone please tell me why this Bob Beckel excrescence is employed by Fox News?"

He's the Dedicated ~~Fool~~ Foil.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 07, 2013 01:20 PM (eHIJJ)

106 >>>someone please tell me why this Bob Beckel excrescence is employed by Fox News? Someone has to clean the crusty stuff off the underside of the toilet seats.

Posted by: Aviator at August 07, 2013 01:20 PM (usMY3)

107 And Peruvia white shepherds are allowed to kill black labs on sight.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at August 07, 2013 01:21 PM (4qnX5)

108 Ah I see. So the dickheads putting their clever little territorial signals all over the place might not have been LOCAL locals, but what Stephen King calls "summer people"

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at August 07, 2013 01:21 PM (STQ9E)

109

How much for the doggie in the video?

The one with the waggely tail?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at August 07, 2013 01:21 PM (0HooB)

110 Wagner reminds me of my very own Bama. Except Bama is a husky/timber wolf hybrid. And boy can she "sing!"

Posted by: Pecan Scandi at August 07, 2013 01:21 PM (cxVzi)

111 'Delicious.'

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at August 07, 2013 01:21 PM (hlx7X)

112 Yes, those of us who summer on the Cape are the worst. How dare we enjoy beaches, nature and early American historical sites? Bunch of dickwads, all of us.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 07, 2013 01:22 PM (ZshNr)

113 someone please tell me why this Bob Beckel excrescence is employed by Fox News? Someone has to clean the crusty stuff off the underside of the toilet seats. That's what interns are for!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2013 01:22 PM (pHivF)

114 'Yummy, yummy, I've got dog in my tummy!'

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at August 07, 2013 01:22 PM (hlx7X)

115 Hitler loved dogs and Wagner. Is that the subtext here?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2013 01:22 PM (8ZskC)

116 Any chance when Obama takes his next vacation it will be on the moon? He have the whole place to himself and play golf as much as he wants. Of course, he can stay there for all I care.

Posted by: dantesed at August 07, 2013 01:22 PM (9nLXu)

117 No Capes!

Posted by: Edna Mode at August 07, 2013 01:22 PM (uYaYO)

118

Actually...we might be better off with dogs running things in the White House.

Dogs are loyal creatures.

And they generally seek to please the people who feed them.

Posted by: wheatie at August 07, 2013 01:22 PM (weSmW)

119 And Peruvia white shepherds are allowed to kill black labs on sight.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 07, 2013 05:21 PM (4qnX5)

Heel your ground laws? Paw your ground laws? Fucking racist White Shepherds.

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitiviy at August 07, 2013 01:22 PM (HVff2)

120

93 -

Yep. The next time you see a cat eating dog turds will be the first time. Now I tell you, the critter that is eating the other critter's turds is not the smarter of the two.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 07, 2013 01:23 PM (TOk1P)

121 Well, the shoes dog would look less 'tarded if he were trying to read a teleprompter instead of walking around all over the place.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at August 07, 2013 01:23 PM (hlx7X)

122 Oooh.
http://is.gd/Rw3KtJ

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at August 07, 2013 01:23 PM (/kI1Q)

123 Diogenes believed that humans had a lot to learn from dogs. Most dogs are certainly much more honorable than the Obama administration.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at August 07, 2013 01:24 PM (hlx7X)

124 We've advanced so far from the early days of Keyboard Cat.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2013 05:18 PM (8ZskC)

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Yup. Ceiling Cat is so passe'.

Posted by: Soona at August 07, 2013 01:25 PM (Wc55c)

125 Hey lincolntf, I wasn't talking about all of you. I was on the Cape that summer too

Was talking about that vocal minority... well, the voting majority

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at August 07, 2013 01:25 PM (STQ9E)

126 98 From Robert. A cat in a shark costume on a Roomba chasing a duck sorta.
http://youtu.be/Of2HU3LGdbo

That's hilarious. The cat is totally (totes) chilled. The shark costume: +100

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2013 01:25 PM (lVPtV)

127 Dogs, compared the TFG? Dogeehs WINZ! TFG ate dogeehs so he is lower than slug slime, which his complexion reminds me of every time I see him.

Posted by: Gmac - Pondering the coming implosion at August 07, 2013 01:26 PM (IanLz)

128 Yep. The next time you see a cat eating dog turds will be the first time. Now I tell you, the critter that is eating the other critter's turds is not the smarter of the two.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 07, 2013 05:23 PM (TOk1P)

All this poop talk reminds me of a burning question I've had. Why won't my parakeet eat my poop?

Posted by: Joey Biden at August 07, 2013 01:26 PM (GgPam)

129 I'm not offended, just doing the normal "protect my territory" routine for a place that I really love. It is my favorite place on Earth, and I hope to retire there some day.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 07, 2013 01:26 PM (ZshNr)

130 I paraphrase but I believe it was something to that effect. Was that The Mist or another one?

Steven King deserves to be hit by another car for that abomination.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 07, 2013 01:26 PM (A0glY)

131 129 Oooh.
http://is.gd/Rw3KtJ

Posted by: HeatherRadishÃ¯Â¿Â½ needs a beer at August 07, 2013 05:23 PM (/kI1Q)

Lol!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2013 01:27 PM (lVPtV)

132

136 -

Don't get me started on parakeets: the Robert Filner of the pet world.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 07, 2013 01:28 PM (TOk1P)

133 >>Yep. The next time you see a cat eating dog turds will be the first time. Now I tell you, the critter that is eating the other critter's turds is not the smarter of the two. True enough. Although there was a cat that lived down the street from us in Boston that used to swat my dog on the nose when he ran over to play. Until that time when the dog had had enough and just about snapped the kitty in two. Cat didn't seem so smart after that. Lot to be said for brute force and powerful jaws.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2013 01:28 PM (g1DWB)

134 Anyone see the movie Only God Forgives ? The one the elites at Cannes walked out on for the excessive violence? Its available On Demand. I want to order it just because they walked out on it but all the same I'd like it to have some sort of decent story. Anyone?

Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2013 01:28 PM (m2CN7)

135 Heel your ground laws? Paw your ground laws? Fucking racist White Shepherds.
Sit! your ground laws especially when the black lab is out getting SnausagesÂ® from the local store.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at August 07, 2013 01:29 PM (4qnX5)

136
Rut roh. Nancy Mace re-tweets Tweet calling Lindsey Graham "nancy boy."

Just because I accessorize, and carry a man purse does not make me a nancy boy!

Gol!

Posted by: Miss Lindsey at August 07, 2013 01:29 PM (qoQi/)

137 nood, tingly post up

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2013 01:30 PM (lVPtV)

138 Diogenes believed that humans had a lot to learn from dogs. Most dogs are certainly much more honorable than the Obama administration. Posted by: Mirror-Universe
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I have opined that is why Buddy threw himself under a bus. Couldn't stand the association with the Clintons. Death before Dishonor. It was his only way out. Socks, of course, they just threw into a ditch.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 07, 2013 01:31 PM (aDwsi)

139 ts;

Posted by: mindful webworker, now with 2% more attention span at August 07, 2013 01:32 PM (U13jb)

140 I'm not offended, just doing the normal "protect my territory" routine for a place that I really love. It is my favorite place on Earth, and I hope to retire there some day.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 07, 2013 05:26 PM (ZshNr)

It is my favorite couples destination. I would feel lonely there if it were just me retired. It has that serene feel that you like to share with others but that can also make you think of your mortality and insignificance if you are by yourself. Does that make sense?

Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2013 01:33 PM (m2CN7)

141 So how much poon did Filner get? Every day I hear he was casting the net. He put more bait out than the Alaskan crab fishermen during prime season. But did he ever score? He has a mouth that makes Huma's look small. A good dog is the best friend one can ever have. I've been watching too much tv, trying to get over a bad stomach illness. It took awhile for me to understand how moronic most of the hosts are. Finally, Kimberly Guilfoyle needs to lose a few pounds. She's no Meghan McCain, but she's on the road to rotundom.

Posted by: MoeRon at August 07, 2013 01:41 PM (TFsVB)

142 Morons...was it a spoof that Baroque greeted Marines at Camp Pendleton by wrong name (Hello, Camp LeJeune?). I looked at video and think it was either changed or Hannity spoofed peoples including me, who then spread the snipe hunt to others.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Scandalous Redneck Queen and train detective at August 07, 2013 01:49 PM (baL2B)

143
Not all chimps are evil:

http://tinyurl.com/kkubhp

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2013 05:17 PM (lVPtV)

Some of 'em make damned good secret agents.

http://tinyurl.com/l5wcwbn

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 07, 2013 02:09 PM (TIIx5)

144

<i>Dog in shoes.

Dog singing...</i>

Dog on the Barbie...

Posted by: furious_a at August 07, 2013 04:58 PM (8lw4l)

145 Hate that song.

Posted by: DavidM at August 07, 2013 05:11 PM (oDRvb)