March 04, 2013
— Ace And I do mean PWNd.
Notle began by defending the Cartoon Salesman's "I Saw Your Boobs" song at the Oscars, where he shamed actresses by noting he'd seen them naked in movies.
I got very self-righteous in attacking Nolte for his inhumanity.
I inform Notle, in so many words, that he's a 9/11 Truther for believing something so patently absurd.
Nolte says no, it sure looked staged.
Now I really get on my high horse and tell him he's crazy, of course it wasn't staged, and these Poor Actresses and stuff. I also think I sort of imply he might be a bully who picks on children.
Below, a picture of the actress Jennifer Lawrence being made-up before pre-recording her scripted reaction to the Boobs song.
Wow.
Well alrightee then.
Now I know how erg -- who I think should be called "Derp" -- should have felt, but didn't, because he's such a Derp.
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Posted by: andycanuck at March 04, 2013 12:47 PM (ORGYc)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 04, 2013 12:47 PM (w+Dvf)
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 04, 2013 12:48 PM (vBSha)
Humble Pie, it's what's for dinner.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 04, 2013 12:49 PM (qyv02)
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2013 12:49 PM (LCRYB)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 04, 2013 12:50 PM (w+Dvf)
I can tell you that eating crow isn't that bad.
I dated a crow girl once. High cheekbones and everything.
Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2013 12:51 PM (pppwQ)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 04, 2013 12:51 PM (jsWA8)
That puts you several quadrillion up on erg OR Jugears McFuckstick, so hold your head high!
You're a good egg, Ace!
Posted by: acethepug at March 04, 2013 12:51 PM (VTXNb)
Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at March 04, 2013 12:52 PM (feFL6)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 04, 2013 12:52 PM (qyv02)
Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2013 12:52 PM (pppwQ)
A guy in his late 40's yesterday got owned by his shotgun when I was at the range.
All I heard as I was shooting:
Chunk-chunk. BLAM! OWWWW!
Chunk-chunk. BLAM! Arrrrrg!
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 04, 2013 12:52 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 04, 2013 12:52 PM (TQOZk)
Posted by: Roger Ergbert at March 04, 2013 12:52 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: Warden at March 04, 2013 12:53 PM (HzhBE)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 04, 2013 12:53 PM (pLTLS)
Posted by: Serious Cat at March 04, 2013 12:53 PM (UypUQ)
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 04, 2013 12:53 PM (KjlbF)
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2013 12:53 PM (LCRYB)
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2013 12:54 PM (LCRYB)
Posted by: Bosk at March 04, 2013 12:54 PM (n2K+4)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2013 12:54 PM (GFM2b)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 04, 2013 12:54 PM (qyv02)
"Please, ESPN. I won't be a completely idiot dick this time."
Posted by: WalrusRex at March 04, 2013 12:54 PM (Hx5uv)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 04, 2013 12:54 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 04, 2013 12:54 PM (GEICT)
Wait. Which thread is this again?
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 04, 2013 12:54 PM (eHIJJ)
Posted by: alex® at March 04, 2013 12:55 PM (m9cpE)
Ace, how the fuck is it that YOU found yourself in the position of sucking all the fun out of raunchy humor?
I am not a John Nolte fan, but boy did you come off as a prude. You were like Norman Bates' mother, demanding we tuck our shit back between our legs and pin it in place with a cameo brooch. I don't think I've ever seen the word "mortifying" used that much, either.
Or were you just having us on? Doesn't seem like your style.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 04, 2013 12:55 PM (CJjw5)
Ace,
You made up for it with your 911/nursing home post. Inaction versus Action.
EXACTLY!!! Very very well put.
The Second Amendment sells itself if sold in the right "narrative".
Dear US Citizens, if SHTF, the Second Amendment preserves your right to shoot those bastard fucking politicians.
Seriously, they should sell Tshirts and bumper stickers to that effect.
Posted by: Prescient11 at March 04, 2013 12:55 PM (tVTLU)
Posted by: no good deed at March 04, 2013 12:55 PM (mjR67)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 04, 2013 12:56 PM (qyv02)
Posted by: Opus An Arcus at March 04, 2013 12:56 PM (B1Zhb)
I'll just stipulate it was really funny!
Posted by: Tami[/i] at March 04, 2013 12:56 PM (X6akg)
For what it may be worth, I also thought the reaction shots from the audience (principally that of Charlize Theron) appeared to be genuine, until the Missus pointed out otherwise.
On a second viewing, though, I saw Crispin Glover hiding his face in his ferraiolo and knew it couldn't be on the level, no way, no how.
Posted by: A. Pendragon at March 04, 2013 12:56 PM (wJliR)
I'm admitting my error and having humor about it because I have no other good options left. Posted by: ace
You could have swept it under the rug cuz I doubt many here knew about it.
But now we do.
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 04, 2013 12:56 PM (w+Dvf)
Also I got Utøya wrong at the time, believed Ansar al-Islam when they said they did it, made comments about that - which I then had to eat.
etc, etc.
It happens.
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 04, 2013 12:56 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Prescient11 at March 04, 2013 12:56 PM (tVTLU)
Sadly,
I realized it because I noted Jennifer Lawrence had on a different dress.
I'd turn in my man card now, but she's hot, and I was staring at her bust line 
.
Posted by: tsrblke at March 04, 2013 12:56 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at March 04, 2013 12:57 PM (Mgff0)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 04, 2013 12:57 PM (CJjw5)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 04, 2013 12:57 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2013 12:57 PM (LCRYB)
I'm admitting my error and having humor about it because I have no other good options left.
#Hacked!
Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2013 12:57 PM (pppwQ)
Crack open a cold one, Ace, 'n call it a day. ~_~ Ain't much to be done after an experience like other than saying "Heck with it" and wait for the morrow!
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at March 04, 2013 12:57 PM (nUZJW)
Posted by: Opus An Arcus at March 04, 2013 12:57 PM (B1Zhb)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2013 12:57 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at March 04, 2013 12:58 PM (xN73L)
Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at March 04, 2013 12:58 PM (epxV4)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 04, 2013 12:58 PM (l3vZN)
Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 04, 2013 12:58 PM (XHWUH)
Posted by: alex® at March 04, 2013 12:59 PM (m9cpE)
Posted by: Eating tree bark soup and loving it. at March 04, 2013 12:59 PM (wDo7c)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 04, 2013 12:59 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 04, 2013 12:59 PM (QTHTd)
Wait... what am I forgetting...? DIGNITY! I forgot about your dignity!
/horse whinney
What was that Butt Stalion?
Posted by: Handsome Jack at March 04, 2013 12:59 PM (HgwiM)
“Failure of the private sector to allocate loans efficiently” ?? LOL
This is like saying that the mob kills people because the didn’t act “efficiently”
… and they talk about Republicans using “code words”.
This definition of “efficiently” doesn’t appear in my codebook.
Posted by: Keith Olbermann at March 04, 2013 12:59 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: ergie bates's mom at March 04, 2013 12:59 PM (ORGYc)
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2013 04:57 PM (LCRYB)
Knowing what you know no are you just sorta "meh" about it again or does the bit still make you angry?
Posted by: tsrblke at March 04, 2013 01:00 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 04, 2013 01:00 PM (XHWUH)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 04, 2013 01:00 PM (CJjw5)
You noticed her dress? By default I think you have to give it up.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 04, 2013 01:00 PM (eHIJJ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at March 04, 2013 01:00 PM (+z4pE)
I was told it was to the left of the ring but only on the wide screen Blu-Ray edition.
Posted by: Pakimon at March 04, 2013 01:00 PM (ZFTpm)
Well, this is good, for the first time it seems I knew everyone was in on a joke before other people did.
btw, that ashley judd? I saw her boobs.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 04, 2013 01:00 PM (p/cQy)
Posted by: BumperStickerist at March 04, 2013 01:00 PM (9P+hO)
Posted by: soothsayer at March 04, 2013 01:00 PM (ZgBZU)
Google it!
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Knows it's going to kill us all. at March 04, 2013 01:01 PM (VtjlW)
[no I really do get my hackles up when I think someone's being embarrassed publicly, because I got picked on as a kid. (Shocker.)
]
Sorry about that.
Posted by: Burt "The Wedginator" Hankins at March 04, 2013 01:01 PM (HzhBE)
Plus, they're actresses how can they be embarrassed? They didn't get where they are being nice little girls. Not saying they're whores or anything but still, they're adults. They know what's what and where it goes.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 04, 2013 01:01 PM (qyv02)
I think everyone should get riled at such things. (o.O ) To be honest, the lack of dignity we afford one another in this era of shock jocks and reality TV is one of the reasons why I feel we're going to hit the wall.
We simply are not very good people anymore.
In any event, I think that your first post on the matter hits nearer to the mark about the nature of the people in this country, not just in D.C. but all across the fruited plains, than is comfortable for just about anyone. That alone is worth the entire debacle, in my opinion.
So o.0 Have a cold beer and a good dinner. To be embarrassed in defense of virtue is actually a good thing!
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at March 04, 2013 01:02 PM (nUZJW)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 04, 2013 01:02 PM (GEICT)
Yeah, our bad.
Posted by: The Audio Video Club at March 04, 2013 01:02 PM (HzhBE)
Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at March 04, 2013 01:02 PM (feFL6)
I clicked all those links. Ace didn't really get PWN3d!!1!! lolz!
I don't think Nolte is a Moron. He did not seem to have any interest in rubbing Ace's face in it. But damn! Ace of Spades stars IN...
H I G H
D U D G E O N
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 04, 2013 01:02 PM (CJjw5)
Posted by: Bosk at March 04, 2013 01:02 PM (n2K+4)
Posted by: alex® at March 04, 2013 01:03 PM (m9cpE)
Ace of Spades Derp-Quarters?
That's a little better.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at March 04, 2013 01:03 PM (xN73L)
Posted by: Dennis at March 04, 2013 01:04 PM (SEkXG)
Posted by: WalrusRex at March 04, 2013 01:04 PM (Hx5uv)
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 04, 2013 01:04 PM (Ipj15)
Just remind him he got sloppy seconds.
Posted by: Fritz at March 04, 2013 01:04 PM (WM+rJ)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 04, 2013 05:00 PM (eHIJJ)
Well no.
What I noticed exactly was that her cleavage was the only thing holding up the real dress, while the fake shot dress had spaghetti straps.
I couldn't tell you jack shit about the rest of the dress, just that the real one was slightly more revealing. (And had a better chance of a malfunction.)
Posted by: tsrblke at March 04, 2013 01:04 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 04, 2013 01:04 PM (f9c2L)
Posted by: BumperStickerist at March 04, 2013 01:04 PM (9P+hO)
no I really do get my hackles up when I think someone's being embarrassed publicly, because I got picked on as a kid. (Shocker.)
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2013 04:57 PM (LCRYB)
Show us the picture of Ace when he shit his pants at Niagara Falls.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 04, 2013 01:05 PM (CJjw5)
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2013 01:05 PM (LCRYB)
Here is something better though, that pic up above, Obama is acting as a lighting man gofer in the background. That seems a job better suited to him.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 04, 2013 01:06 PM (p/cQy)
"911 truthers" because we thought Barry was hiding his real birth certificate. Subsequent developments have not resolved his document credibility problem, but that's beside the point.
Some people find it too easy to label dissenters as nuts and kooks on the basis of a a too quick judgement.
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at March 04, 2013 01:06 PM (bb5+k)
Posted by: Tonic Dog at March 04, 2013 01:06 PM (X/+QT)
"I'm admitting my error and having humor about it because I have no other good options left."
Again, still way ahead of the JEF. You didn't try to rewrite history, change definitions, etc. -- things that Dems apparently think ARE good options.
The very fact that you could admit you were wrong puts you light-years ahead of the aforementioned refuse.
Chin-up, Ewok, you done good, in the end. And you're a far better sentient than I am
Posted by: acethepug at March 04, 2013 01:06 PM (VTXNb)
Posted by: alex® at March 04, 2013 01:06 PM (m9cpE)
Posted by: ace
Time for a new post, fatty
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 04, 2013 01:06 PM (w+Dvf)
You have to admit that some of the actresses did really superb takes during that brief "outrage" montage - Charlize Theron, for example, channels an "I'm pissed" expression that rings true and genuine. Every husband or boyfriend out there has seen that look on their Significant Other at least once and knows it like the Civil Defense Warning alerts.
Posted by: A. Pendragon at March 04, 2013 01:07 PM (wJliR)
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2013 01:07 PM (LCRYB)
I hate to pile on ace but you do occasionally get that malkiny outrage going sometime and your personality is to dig in for the long haul.
You were all thinking it.
Posted by: polynikes at March 04, 2013 01:07 PM (m2CN7)
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2013 01:07 PM (LCRYB)
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2013 01:08 PM (LCRYB)
Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at March 04, 2013 01:08 PM (feFL6)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 04, 2013 01:08 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 04, 2013 01:08 PM (f9c2L)
<sotto voce>
I noticed her hair was different.
</sotto voce>
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 04, 2013 01:09 PM (vBSha)
Though not soon, I expect.
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at March 04, 2013 01:09 PM (bb5+k)
You can see chromatic aberrations all over Naomi Campbell in the space that a woman's boobs would normally occupy, Ace but I guess it's hard to focus on fine details when your high horse is in full gallop.
Fuck YES I like that high horse line. Cut and print.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 04, 2013 01:09 PM (CJjw5)
Posted by: The Jackhole at March 04, 2013 01:09 PM (nTgAI)
Posted by: biancaneve at March 04, 2013 01:09 PM (6bYlh)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 04, 2013 01:10 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2013 01:10 PM (LCRYB)
I have tried to decipher the equations on the white boards for errors, but so far, no mistakes.
Posted by: Regular Moron at March 04, 2013 05:08 PM (feFL6)
I'm going to tell everyone who will listen, The Neighbors is the new it Sitcom. At least for one more season. Try it.
Posted by: polynikes at March 04, 2013 01:10 PM (m2CN7)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Knows it's going to kill us all. at March 04, 2013 01:10 PM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Tiufek at March 04, 2013 01:10 PM (DcbLC)
Hmmmm.... wait.... what was that about getting all Righteous about somthing you don't think is funny???
I seem to remember being compared to someone with a serious mental defciency.... now.... who could that have been.... Ace?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 04, 2013 01:10 PM (lZBBB)
Ok, I tried to find the start of the conversation in hopes of finding a video with boobs but after 25 re:re:re: links, I gave up. No boobs are forthcoming, apparently.
Same here. I'm now exhausted and would settle for a picture of two birds.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at March 04, 2013 01:11 PM (+z4pE)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 04, 2013 01:11 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2013 01:11 PM (LCRYB)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 04, 2013 01:12 PM (qyv02)
Posted by: A. Pendragon at March 04, 2013 05:07 PM (wJliR)
Yeah.... and sometimes its just good acting like with these ladies...
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 04, 2013 01:12 PM (lZBBB)
Posted by: Norman Bean at March 04, 2013 01:12 PM (sTS/8)
If you think us commentators are going to click on all those links to "get" the post, I think you've overestimated us.
I clicked on the first link. No boobs. I'm totally done with link clicking. Except.....there could be boobs on the other links. Maybe I should click them too....just to be sure.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at March 04, 2013 01:12 PM (KESFj)
Posted by: Jean Shallot at March 04, 2013 01:12 PM (kKzNI)
:::EoJ!!! Grab the duct tape and prepare the toilets for swirlies!!! We got us a live one.:::
T H E R E
W I L L
B E
N U R P L E S
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 04, 2013 01:12 PM (CJjw5)
Ace went to hold my hand during Footloose and it was all clammy. Plus, he had two Ju Jubes stuck to the ass of his pants when he got up to go to the restroom. I told everybody.
Posted by: Cindy Glassman at March 04, 2013 01:13 PM (HzhBE)
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2013 05:11 PM (LCRYB)
Bernadette has some huge sweater puppies.
Posted by: polynikes at March 04, 2013 01:13 PM (m2CN7)
........
Yup.. when that bit came on, I went back to my red carpet scorecard and damn if I didn't notice the discrepancies..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 04, 2013 01:13 PM (f9c2L)
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2013 01:13 PM (LCRYB)
Posted by: Craig Poe at March 04, 2013 01:13 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: Bosk at March 04, 2013 01:13 PM (n2K+4)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ #NukeIowaCity at March 04, 2013 01:13 PM (/kI1Q)
I have tried to decipher the equations on the white boards for errors, but so far, no mistakes. Posted by: Regular Moron at March 04, 2013 05:08 PM
When I watch a sitcom I should laugh at times
When I watch Big Bang Theory, I laugh a lot and I love it
I've never gotten Arrested Development. I have a hunch it's one of those shows that I'm supposed to find fantastic because all the hip people say I should
To each their own I guess.
Posted by: kbdabear at March 04, 2013 01:13 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 04, 2013 01:13 PM (YgotP)
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2013 01:13 PM (LCRYB)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at March 04, 2013 01:13 PM (QupBk)
now I feel even stupider.
Well, not that much stupider, because I didn't pay attention to the oscars, and I don't care.
Posted by: Truman North at March 04, 2013 01:13 PM (I2LwF)
" no I really do get my hackles up when I think someone's being embarrassed publicly, because I got picked on as a kid."
Oh shit, was that you?
Sorry. We were just kidding around.
Posted by: jwest at March 04, 2013 01:14 PM (u2a4R)
Posted by: AuthorLMendez at March 04, 2013 01:14 PM (yAor6)
Everyone gets picked on as a kid, Ace. I remember my Awkward Phase. It was the longest 37 hours of my life.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 04, 2013 01:14 PM (CJjw5)
Posted by: Jean Shallot at March 04, 2013 05:12 PM (kKzNI)
Sharts MCgreasypants ?
Posted by: The Jackhole at March 04, 2013 01:14 PM (nTgAI)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Knows it's going to kill us all. at March 04, 2013 01:15 PM (VtjlW)
The only time I saw anything political on the show was Penny wearing a 'Hillary' t-shirt....in one brief scene. Other than that, nada.
Posted by: Tami[/i] at March 04, 2013 01:15 PM (X6akg)
BTW, NOW that Barry's been reelected, can we get the real birf cert now?
what's he got to lose? Unless of course it shows that he's a FELON and a FRAUD and that he committed FRAUD which could be considered a high crime. But then Boehner couldn't deliver a true bill on Chris Dorner.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 04, 2013 01:16 PM (qyv02)
I find your myriad theories very interesting and I hope some day you will have some evidence to go with them.
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2013 05:08 PM (LCRYB)
Evidence keeps popping out. Apparently someone has just discovered that a Barack Soetoro resided at an address in New York that was also known to be inhabited by one Barack Obama. If this is real, there are eight pieces of evidence that he was adopted by Lolo Soetoro.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/coktuh3
Yeah, that Adoption theory, pretty crazy. But what do I know? They only do 75,000 of them every year.
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at March 04, 2013 01:16 PM (bb5+k)
Sorry, I'm afraid your Man Card privileges are still suspended for saying "bust line" instead of the myriad of approved non-gay alternatives such as: boobs, tits, hooters, sweater kittens, cleavage, fun bags, etc.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 04, 2013 01:16 PM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: Penfold at March 04, 2013 01:17 PM (Fbt5B)
Sheldon is hilarious, and this Little Busty Blonde Bernadette may actually be as funny as he is. Damned great character.
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2013 05:11 PM (LCRYB)
My speed reading skipped right over your busty description. It didn't hurt to repeat it though.
Posted by: polynikes at March 04, 2013 01:17 PM (m2CN7)
Posted by: Kerry at March 04, 2013 01:17 PM (AYfPj)
I tried SO HARD to like that show. I only grew to hate it. Not funny at all.
Posted by: AuthorLMendez at March 04, 2013 01:17 PM (yAor6)
Posted by: Tiufek at March 04, 2013 01:17 PM (QDOGk)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 04, 2013 01:18 PM (f9c2L)
what's he got to lose? Unless of course it shows that he's a FELON and a FRAUD and that he committed FRAUD which could be considered a high crime. But then Boehner couldn't deliver a true bill on Chris Dorner.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 04, 2013 05:16 PM (qyv02)
I'm not sure if Hawaii included prenatal felonies on birth certificates in 1961.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 04, 2013 01:18 PM (CJjw5)
Posted by: A. Pendragon at March 04, 2013 01:18 PM (wJliR)
You're so weird.
I've only caught a few episodes, and they're almost all hilarious. As others have mentioned, every show is going to have episodes that "just don't work," but they've had darned few of them, IMO.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at March 04, 2013 01:18 PM (xN73L)
I've never been anything even faintly resembling "hip" (or "with it" or "groovy" or "totally gnarly" or even "adequate"), and I find Arrested Development completely fucking hilarious.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ #NukeIowaCity at March 04, 2013 01:19 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 04, 2013 01:19 PM (w+Dvf)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at March 04, 2013 01:19 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 04, 2013 01:20 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: AuthorLMendez at March 04, 2013 01:20 PM (yAor6)
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2013 01:20 PM (LCRYB)
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2013 05:10 PM (LCRYB)
Not that it matters now. The time to act was when the legislatures of the various states were contemplating eligibility laws. Now it doesn't matter if we prove anything, the Legal Doctrine of "De Facto Officer" will prevent the roll back of any of his activities.
But evidence is still rolling in. Slower than before, but still coming.
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at March 04, 2013 01:21 PM (bb5+k)
Amy and Bernadette tell of when they were bullied, and Penny reveals to them that she was something of a bully in HS
It's hilarious to me ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Oa7EtVIKUU
Posted by: kbdabear at March 04, 2013 01:21 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: Dang at March 04, 2013 01:21 PM (R18D0)
The only thing I don't like about TBBT is that Leonard has laid at least three very good looking ladies more than once without having to pay for it. Just doesn't ring true.
Posted by: polynikes at March 04, 2013 01:21 PM (m2CN7)
Posted by: living precariously in the Sequester World at March 04, 2013 01:21 PM (Dll6b)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ #NukeIowaCity at March 04, 2013 01:22 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Buzzion at March 04, 2013 01:22 PM (NDAHm)
Posted by: polynikes at March 04, 2013 05:21 PM (m2CN7)
The Nork doesn't count....she was trying to get info out of him because he was working on a gov't. project at the time.
Posted by: Tami[/i] at March 04, 2013 01:22 PM (X6akg)
That was side-splittingly funny for the first couple of seasons. Now it's just a soap opera with humorous overtones. I haven't like any of the recent episodes.
I guess you just have to be the right kind of nerd.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at March 04, 2013 01:22 PM (xN73L)
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2013 01:22 PM (LCRYB)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 04, 2013 01:22 PM (ORGYc)
The secret to a good "I've been PWN'd" thread is to step on it with something new after about 70 comments.
Otherwise you're just a masochist begging for attention.
Posted by: jwest at March 04, 2013 01:23 PM (u2a4R)
Posted by: Dang at March 04, 2013 01:23 PM (R18D0)
Watch your terminally-unfunny show and shut the fuck up about it.
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 04, 2013 01:23 PM (vBSha)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 04, 2013 01:23 PM (GEICT)
Sorry, I'm afraid your Man Card privileges are still suspended for saying "bust line" instead of the myriad of approved non-gay alternatives such as: boobs, tits, hooters, sweater kittens, cleavage, fun bags, etc.
Yams, melons, gazongas, sweater puppies, baby lambs, mounds, hand warmers, ear warmers, radio controls for playing "Come in, Rangoon," and emersons.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at March 04, 2013 01:23 PM (+z4pE)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 04, 2013 01:23 PM (qyv02)
all i understood were there were boobs on the stage and off the stage, and used purposefully but not to be noted to have shown them.
maybe.
Posted by: ette at March 04, 2013 01:24 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 04, 2013 01:24 PM (jucos)
Not since Lawrence v. Biden.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 04, 2013 01:24 PM (ORGYc)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 04, 2013 01:24 PM (w+Dvf)
Posted by: Tami at March 04, 2013 05:22 PM (X6akg)
Okay then two and a half since the Doctor was a little overweight but still pretty.
Posted by: polynikes at March 04, 2013 01:25 PM (m2CN7)
"This girl in our town was really tall, I mean she could hunt geese with a rake"
Posted by: kbdabear at March 04, 2013 01:25 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: soothsayer at March 04, 2013 01:25 PM (vyPsz)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Knows it's going to kill us all. at March 04, 2013 01:25 PM (VtjlW)
Posted by: AuthorLMendez at March 04, 2013 01:25 PM (yAor6)
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2013 01:25 PM (LCRYB)
some also showed their faces clearly.
Posted by: ette at March 04, 2013 01:25 PM (nqBYe)
Otherwise you're just a masochist begging for attention.
Posted by: jwest at March 04, 2013 05:23 PM (u2a4R)
Uh, you DID see who posted it, right?
Posted by: Pipboy 3000 at March 04, 2013 01:25 PM (ggRof)
Posted by: polynikes at March 04, 2013 05:25 PM (m2CN7)
Posted by: polynikes at March 04, 2013 01:25 PM (m2CN7)
Posted by: Chris Balsz at March 04, 2013 01:26 PM (0Bs6G)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ #NukeIowaCity at March 04, 2013 05:22 PM (/kI1Q)
Heather,
I'm still available to be the designee on your Medical Power of Attorney.
Posted by: jwest at March 04, 2013 01:26 PM (u2a4R)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at March 04, 2013 01:26 PM (QupBk)
I'm with you. Some here aren't
We might have an old fashioned flame war. By gar, it's been a while
Posted by: kbdabear at March 04, 2013 01:26 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: Craig Poe at March 04, 2013 01:27 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2013 01:27 PM (LCRYB)
Posted by: soothsayer at March 04, 2013 01:27 PM (LPRBM)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 04, 2013 01:27 PM (GEICT)
ot - what tension dooes one set the sewing machine when sewing silk?
Posted by: ette at March 04, 2013 01:28 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at March 04, 2013 01:28 PM (feFL6)
BTW, NOW that Barry's been reelected, can we get the real birf cert now?
what's he got to lose? Unless of course it shows that he's a FELON and a FRAUD and that he committed FRAUD which could be considered a high crime. But then Boehner couldn't deliver a true bill on Chris Dorner.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 04, 2013 05:16 PM (qyv02)
No, you can't see the real one. If he was adopted the original is sealed. (Just like mine. I was adopted. Fortunately I have my original birth certificate, as does my sister who was also adopted at the same time.)
The 50 states perform 75,000 adoptions per year. That means 75,000 fake birth certificates are created every year for these newly adopted children.
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at March 04, 2013 01:28 PM (bb5+k)
Toks Olagundoye is pretty darned attractive (if a touch thin,) and she does some great accents (her accent as Jackie Joyner-Kersey is her natural speaking voice, and I've thought that Jamie Gertz was cute ever since seeing her on "Square Pegs" in the early '80s.
Posted by: Reno_Dave at March 04, 2013 01:28 PM (OL4L4)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at March 04, 2013 01:28 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 04, 2013 04:53 PM (KjlbF)
-------------------------------------
Always go with Anna Pumas links. Her boobehs are good.
Posted by: Soona at March 04, 2013 01:28 PM (tZCQA)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Knows it's going to kill us all. at March 04, 2013 01:29 PM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Craig Poe at March 04, 2013 01:29 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: polynikes at March 04, 2013 01:29 PM (m2CN7)
===============
That was a great show! And WOW was Portia de Rossi sexy on it. If you're into the "ice queen sexy" thing.
Posted by: Kensington at March 04, 2013 01:29 PM (/AHDz)
You mean... The Burning Times come anew?
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2013 05:27 PM (LCRYB)
not fair, ace holds the biggest flame thrower, although he is discriminating in how he uses it.
ponders.
is erg around?
Posted by: ette at March 04, 2013 01:29 PM (nqBYe)
Well, the felony and the fraud are the presentation of that composed mess of a birth certificate that he claims is his.
Here's the thing with the Obama birth certificate rage - when is it going to stop? Is it ever? He's been elected. Twice. If there was ever any evidence he was ineligible, we would have seen it by now.
There's a bit in the Stephen King novella "Road Work" where the protagonist is walking past a store window in which the store owner has placed a sign angrily proclaiming "JIMMY CARTER GAVE THE PANAMA CANAL AWAY TO THE COMMUNIST N*GGERS."
I hate to break it to you, but ^^^THAT^^^ is what you Birthers sound like. Lunatics. Only worse, because the Panama Canal giveaway? That happened. There is extensive documentation detailing the event.
Your thing? Not so much. Or at all.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 04, 2013 01:29 PM (CJjw5)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 04, 2013 01:29 PM (w+Dvf)
I'm not sure if Hawaii included prenatal felonies on birth certificates in 1961.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 04, 2013 05:18 PM (CJjw5)
Hawaii has very peculiar birth certificate laws. You don't actually have to be born there to get a Hawaiian birth certificate.
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at March 04, 2013 01:30 PM (bb5+k)
Posted by: AuthorLMendez at March 04, 2013 01:30 PM (yAor6)
Posted by: toby928©
Wouldn't TV have had to be alive for that to be true?
90% of everything always has been crap.
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 04, 2013 01:30 PM (Ipj15)
Varies by machine. You'll have to do some samples and screw with it until the sample looks right.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ #NukeIowaCity at March 04, 2013 01:30 PM (/kI1Q)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sullivan_%26_Son
Posted by: andycanuck at March 04, 2013 01:30 PM (ORGYc)
Posted by: Dang - slitting his wrists with a Nu Grape bottlecap at March 04, 2013 01:30 PM (R18D0)
Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at March 04, 2013 01:31 PM (UU0OF)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 04, 2013 01:31 PM (NzBQO)
It had to be said.
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 04, 2013 05:28 PM
You expected exponential macho memes from nerds?
Besides, gay can be really funny too.
Might get me banned from CPAC for thinking that though
Posted by: kbdabear at March 04, 2013 01:31 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 04, 2013 01:31 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: AuthorLMendez at March 04, 2013 01:32 PM (yAor6)
I didn't know anyone else know that last one. As in "Emerson bodacious tatas".
Posted by: pep at March 04, 2013 01:32 PM (6TB1Z)
"what tension dooes one set the sewing machine when sewing silk?"
If you're doing a programed embrodery, set it at 6. If the bobbin jams back it down slowly until it works without bunching.
Posted by: jwest at March 04, 2013 01:32 PM (u2a4R)
alright i do not have a piece to practice on what could i use instead?
perhaps a piece of left over lace? would that be about the right
er right thing?
Posted by: ette at March 04, 2013 01:32 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 04, 2013 01:32 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Reno_Dave at March 04, 2013 05:28 PM (OL4L4)
agree and Jamie Gertz has been good from The Lost Boys to NYPD Blues to the sitcom , Still Standing ( which is one of my favorites).
Posted by: polynikes at March 04, 2013 01:32 PM (m2CN7)
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2013 01:32 PM (LCRYB)
Posted by: Andy at March 04, 2013 01:32 PM (C/NnJ)
Posted by: soothsayer at March 04, 2013 01:32 PM (LPRBM)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 04, 2013 01:32 PM (w+Dvf)
Posted by: AuthorLMendez at March 04, 2013 01:32 PM (yAor6)
:::I'm not sure if Hawaii included prenatal felonies on birth certificates in 1961.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 04, 2013 05:18 PM (CJjw5)
Hawaii has very peculiar birth certificate laws. You don't actually have to be born there to get a Hawaiian birth certificate.
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at March 04, 2013 05:30 PM (bb5+k) :::
Yeah, I'm thinking that one went over your head.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 04, 2013 01:33 PM (CJjw5)
I don't think it was all that offensive, but I didn't think it was genius or funny either. It was juvenile, something that Family Guy fans would love but not Oscar viewers
Posted by: kbdabear at March 04, 2013 01:33 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 04, 2013 01:33 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at March 04, 2013 01:33 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Dang at March 04, 2013 01:34 PM (R18D0)
If you're doing a programed embrodery, set it at 6. If the bobbin jams back it down slowly until it works without bunching.
Posted by: jwest at March 04, 2013 05:32 PM (u2a4R)
no just a repair , on a chair cushion.
Posted by: ette at March 04, 2013 01:35 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 04, 2013 05:23 PM (qyv02)
I personally think that his released long form birth certificate actually came from Hawaii. Hawaii, like every other state, maintains the material and equipment necessary to produce realistic looking birth certificates from past periods. They do this for the purpose of providing them to adopted children.
I have little doubt his document was produced by Hawaiian staff at their birth certificate facility. That it is a duplicate of his original birth certificate I highly doubt. I think it is a contemporarily produced replacement birth certificate.
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at March 04, 2013 01:35 PM (bb5+k)
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2013 01:35 PM (LCRYB)
But... I always have to check. Just in case. Think Charley Brown and the football.
Posted by: real joe at March 04, 2013 01:35 PM (UgNML)
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 04, 2013 01:35 PM (/Slim)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 04, 2013 05:26 PM (mCvL4)
F*ck you, and the horse you rode in on. Y tu mama tambien....
Posted by: living precariously in the Sequester World at March 04, 2013 01:35 PM (Dll6b)
Posted by: AuthorLMendez at March 04, 2013 01:35 PM (yAor6)
Ah, the highly intellectual, academically advanced Oscar-watching cohort. Of course they have nothing on the MENSA-level Oprah folks.
Posted by: pep at March 04, 2013 01:35 PM (6TB1Z)
It depends on the temperature inside the volcano and whether the colossal ape inside the engine room of the sewing machine has colic.
Hope that helps.
Posted by: Pakimon at March 04, 2013 01:36 PM (ZFTpm)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 04, 2013 01:36 PM (jE38p)
The adoption thing is probably the most likely scenario and fits rather well for the conditions.
it's not that they lie, it's that they expect to get away with it.
I'd like to see this liar and fraud get put on the spot just once for all to see. Your characterization was a bit over the top though.
BTW why do YOU care? I'm not entitled to hold beliefs that you don't?
I'm a nobody. Nobody's going to look down on you because of what I think or say. They have no clue that we comment on the same blog.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 04, 2013 01:36 PM (qyv02)
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2013 01:36 PM (LCRYB)
Posted by: Norman Bean at March 04, 2013 01:36 PM (sTS/8)
Posted by: Jay in Ames at March 04, 2013 01:36 PM (i2Lsf)
Hope that helps.
Posted by: Pakimon at March 04, 2013 05:36 PM (ZFTpm)
well it has been known to cough up broken threads around the bobbin area
Posted by: ette at March 04, 2013 01:37 PM (nqBYe)
There's many different weaves and weights of silk. The non-stretch stuff silk scarves and such are made of is called "Habotai" and its weight is graded on a scale called "Moam" (abbreviated "mm")
There's a load of textile silk information here:
http://www.dharmatrading.com/
This is a solid company with outstanding customer service. I bought a 50yd bolt of their 5mm Habotai and been very happy with it. They're very knowledgeable.
Posted by: @PurpAv at March 04, 2013 01:37 PM (/gHaE)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at March 04, 2013 01:37 PM (QupBk)
I read somewhere that he was originally cast for Sheldon's part, but after Jim Parsons read for the part, Leonard stepped aside and said Parsons was the man for the role.
Posted by: pep at March 04, 2013 01:37 PM (6TB1Z)
Posted by: Captain Hate
I had a drunk Bill Maher playing in my head but I guess that's pretty much the same thing.
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 04, 2013 01:37 PM (Ipj15)
The ending where they all play is really funny;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsaAkNXAzak
Posted by: kbdabear at March 04, 2013 01:37 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: polynikes at March 04, 2013 05:29 PM (m2CN7)
Idiocracy was a documentary.
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at March 04, 2013 01:37 PM (bb5+k)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at March 04, 2013 01:38 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: ette at March 04, 2013 05:35 PM (nqBYe)
Then it will probably depend on the weight of the material. Or at least that's what I hear hanging out with tough guys on the street corner.
Posted by: jwest at March 04, 2013 01:38 PM (u2a4R)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 04, 2013 01:38 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at March 04, 2013 01:38 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Beagle at March 04, 2013 01:39 PM (GsBoV)
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2013 05:35 PM (LCRYB)
I think the show was originally going to have Leonard as the central character and then the popularity of the Sheldon character exploded and thus the producers / writers made him the central character. That's happened on a number of shows.
Barney being one in How I Met Your Mother , a show I have not watched since the second season.
Posted by: polynikes at March 04, 2013 01:39 PM (m2CN7)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 04, 2013 01:39 PM (jucos)
This is a solid company with outstanding customer service. I bought a 50yd bolt of their 5mm Habotai and been very happy with it. They're very knowledgeable.
Posted by: @PurpAv at March 04, 2013 05:37 PM (/gHaE)
Thanks for the link!
bbl
Posted by: ette at March 04, 2013 01:39 PM (nqBYe)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHVPutfveVs
Well there's my smile for the day. Bless your heart. Back to LOL cats!
Posted by: Dang at March 04, 2013 01:39 PM (R18D0)
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2013 05:36 PM (LCRYB) ::::
If only it were that benign. It's like you're continually in danger of being mouth-raped by facehuggers. They have one genetic imperative: to latch on to your skull and fuck the crazy right into you, until it bursts out of your chest and the cycle starts all over with new victims.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 04, 2013 01:39 PM (CJjw5)
That's why both shows have somewhat similar humor.
Posted by: Reno_Dave at March 04, 2013 01:39 PM (OL4L4)
Posted by: WalrusRex at March 04, 2013 01:39 PM (Hx5uv)
Weird. My ideas just slide right out.
Posted by: Al Roker at March 04, 2013 01:40 PM (mjR67)
Jennifer Lawrence features heavily in my "imaginary roles" nowadays, but I guess to each his own.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at March 04, 2013 01:40 PM (xN73L)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2013 05:37 PM (Ipj15)
Leary has that really angry and bitter tone to his voice which made him hilarious in "The Ref"; that's how imagine erg sounding when he says "knuckleheads".
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 04, 2013 01:40 PM (/Slim)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at March 04, 2013 05:38 PM (QupBk)
What was the show he was in playing the drunk womanizing father of that blonde headed comedian, loosely based on the comedian's life?
Posted by: polynikes at March 04, 2013 01:40 PM (m2CN7)
Posted by: Norman Bean at March 04, 2013 05:36 PM
Are you kidding? Amy Farrah Fowler has that droll humor that reminds me of Lillith from Cheers. She's great
Posted by: kbdabear at March 04, 2013 01:40 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 04, 2013 01:41 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: RiverC at March 04, 2013 01:41 PM (El+h4)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at March 04, 2013 01:41 PM (QupBk)
Or is this how to make it in politics? I always get those two confused...
Posted by: RoadRunner at March 04, 2013 01:41 PM (jYTCn)
Friends sucked.
Posted by: AuthorLMendez at March 04, 2013 05:40 PM
Friends don't let friends watch Friends
Another show that was never good, it was just popular
Posted by: kbdabear at March 04, 2013 01:41 PM (mCvL4)
NASA says that something unexpected is happening on the Sun. This year, 2013, is supposed to be the peak of the 11-year sunspot cycle—the year of Solar Max. Yet solar activity is well below the expected level. Out somnolent star refuses to behave according to the predictions of Sun watching scientists, leading some observers to wonder if forecasters missed the mark. The botched solar forecast not only has implication for our understanding of the physical processes inside the Sun, it has possible links to future climate change here on Earth. Scientists admit that no one knows for sure what the Sun will do next.
Posted by: Neil Armstrong at March 04, 2013 01:42 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Soona at March 04, 2013 01:42 PM (tZCQA)
Posted by: AuthorLMendez at March 04, 2013 05:40 PM (yAor6)
You better be careful, Ace is a huge Chandler fan.
Huge.
Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2013 01:42 PM (UkDG8)
Two Broke Girls by Whitney Cummings? Now if that doesn't shout porn I don't know what does.
Posted by: Bosk at March 04, 2013 01:42 PM (n2K+4)
Posted by: Dang at March 04, 2013 01:43 PM (R18D0)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 04, 2013 01:44 PM (Yvlb0)
Huge.
Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2013 05:42 PM (UkDG
That's probably the nastiest thing anyone has ever said to Ace on his own blog.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 04, 2013 01:44 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 04, 2013 05:29 PM (CJjw5)
Non sequitur. Along the same lines as "If there was anything to this, Hillary Clinton would have used it. "
We just discovered a few years ago that Chester Arthur's father was not an American Citizen when Chester Arthur was born. Evidence comes out on it's own time schedule, and not according to the need for it.
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at March 04, 2013 01:44 PM (bb5+k)
Posted by: jwest at March 04, 2013 01:44 PM (u2a4R)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at March 04, 2013 01:44 PM (xN73L)
Posted by: AuthorLMendez at March 04, 2013 01:45 PM (yAor6)
big bang theory is ok. period.
Now, for those who say they don't laugh at arrested development, I will just say this:
Picture Job dancing around with a bunch of streamers on stage, with "It's the Final Countdown" playing in the background as he dances like a weirdo nancy boy.
And keep in mind that his "magic" trick is to make a boat disappear by loading it with explosives, blowing it up and sinking it.
Such absurdity wrapped into one goofy singular moment has me crying in stitches it's so good. Kind of like the fact that they have to drive around a "stairmobile" for the family car (aka the thing they drive out on runways for planes/mobile stairs).
fucking hilarious.
Posted by: Prescient11 at March 04, 2013 01:45 PM (tVTLU)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 04, 2013 01:45 PM (GEICT)
I wish they'd stop playing up the lesbian thing between her and Penny. It's cringe-inducing. Some women just aren't attractive enough to do the lesbian thing. Well, okay, most lesbians aren't attractive enough to do the lesbian thing.
Posted by: pep at March 04, 2013 01:46 PM (6TB1Z)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at March 04, 2013 01:46 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 04, 2013 05:44 PM (GsoHv)
I thought this was a flame thread now?
Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2013 01:46 PM (UkDG8)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 04, 2013 01:46 PM (M2aUn)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 04, 2013 01:46 PM (NzBQO)
ON the other hand, props to Naomi Watts et al for having the sense of humor and playing along.
Ace still loses
(seriously, what could you possibly been defending in regards to the actresses? You're one of the most misogynistic people on the 'net).
...and props for admitting it at least.
Posted by: Sgt. York at March 04, 2013 01:47 PM (KIeJ9)
Posted by: WalrusRex at March 04, 2013 01:47 PM (Hx5uv)
THEY don't get that spongiform virus thingy do they? Maybe we need to rethink our protein herd animal protocol.
Of course teen age girls would be shattered. but then they need/want to be on a diet all the time anyway. Usually something leafy.
What vegetables don't have souls or something? Just because they don't have a face they're not entitled to live in peace?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 04, 2013 01:47 PM (qyv02)
Yeah, I'm thinking that one went over your head.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 04, 2013 05:33 PM (CJjw5)
I think my response was too subtle. My point was "I wouldn't be surprised at anything coming from Hawaii."
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at March 04, 2013 01:47 PM (bb5+k)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at March 04, 2013 01:48 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 04, 2013 01:48 PM (qyv02)
Posted by: Dang, giggling on the toilet with his laptop at March 04, 2013 01:48 PM (R18D0)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 04, 2013 01:49 PM (Yvlb0)
I have no idea what this tread is about but I saw naked and boobs in the intro
I still haven't found any.
I demand a refund!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at March 04, 2013 01:49 PM (+z4pE)
Here's a behind the scenes clip that shows that demonstrates The Shat's self-deprecating humor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2HM-eJ7dWw
Posted by: kbdabear at March 04, 2013 01:50 PM (mCvL4)
AD is entirely to self-aware. Yes, and I really mean this, it insists upon itself.
Posted by: pep at March 04, 2013 01:50 PM (6TB1Z)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 04, 2013 01:50 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 04, 2013 05:47 PM (w+Dvf)
Bob's Burgers is one of my new favorites though it kind of put a kink in Archer for me for a brief stint since Bob and Archer are the same voice.
Posted by: polynikes at March 04, 2013 01:50 PM (m2CN7)
Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at March 04, 2013 01:50 PM (feFL6)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 04, 2013 01:51 PM (qyv02)
Posted by: beach monday at March 04, 2013 01:51 PM (XYSwB)
Nobody's been observing the sun long enough to know what its long period cycles are or what the long term variability is.
Its been around maybe 6-7 billion years and we got a 200 year or so snapshot.
Hubris.
Posted by: @PurpAv at March 04, 2013 01:51 PM (/gHaE)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 04, 2013 05:36 PM (w+Dvf)
Here we go with the "kook" stuff.
Oswald shot Kennedy, There are no black helicopters chasing anyone, and the moon landing can be demonstrated by firing a laser beam at the refecting panels left on the moon for that purpose.
Why is it so difficult to conceive of the notion that Barack Obama might lie about his documents? He lied on his bar exam, didn't he?
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at March 04, 2013 01:52 PM (bb5+k)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 04, 2013 01:52 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 04, 2013 01:52 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: JDTAY at March 04, 2013 01:52 PM (a0nis)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 04, 2013 05:47 PM (w+Dvf)
Bea Arthur?
Posted by: Dang, stopping dead in his tracks weraing a very long sweater vest at March 04, 2013 01:52 PM (R18D0)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 04, 2013 01:52 PM (qyv02)
306 :::some people get pregnant with an idea and then it gestates forever.
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2013 05:36 PM (LCRYB) ::::
If only it were that benign. It's like you're continually in danger of being mouth-raped by facehuggers. They have one genetic imperative: to latch on to your skull and fuck the crazy right into you, until it bursts out of your chest and the cycle starts all over with new victims.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 04, 2013 05:39 PM (CJjw5)
---------
Great analogy, EoJ....that's exactly what they do!
Posted by: wheatie at March 04, 2013 01:53 PM (QPnFm)
Posted by: teej at March 04, 2013 01:53 PM (BfZ1r)
Posted by: JDTAY at March 04, 2013 01:53 PM (a0nis)
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2013 05:36 PM (LCRYB)
The issue here isn't the idea itself, it's the rush to judgment regarding it.
Too many people were too quick to make up their mind on the basis of very little information. And then they decided to attack anyone as kooks who questioned their rush to judgement.
Cascade and Herd theory manifested.
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at March 04, 2013 01:54 PM (bb5+k)
Cool. The problem will be power though. Does anyone make a hand crank server?
Posted by: @PurpAv at March 04, 2013 01:54 PM (/gHaE)
Posted by: Regular Moron at March 04, 2013 05:50 PM (feFL6)
sounds like you got picked on and still have a chip on your shoulder.
Posted by: polynikes at March 04, 2013 01:54 PM (m2CN7)
Posted by: beach monday at March 04, 2013 01:54 PM (XYSwB)
Posted by: thunderb at March 04, 2013 01:54 PM (Dnbau)
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Posted by: not me, cuz I'm an 'ette at March 04, 2013 01:56 PM (XYSwB)
I sorta cheered when I first saw them do this takeoff of Magnum's "Did You See the Sunrise?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2HM-eJ7dWw
Posted by: Reno_Dave at March 04, 2013 01:57 PM (OL4L4)
Well, I don't know about the other stuff but I have seen black helicopters.
In Joliet Il they would fly around once in a while. Black Helicopters get the name from not having any identifying marks. NONE. NADA. which technically is a violation of FCC regs.
Hence the "Black" sobriquet" as they are usually painted a matte black or a very dark olive.
They most likely are LE and being as how there's a prison nearby Joliet, that's probably what they were. What's frosts me is that they blatantly violate the law by not have at least a number somewhere visible. It's safety and accountability. But then many Gov't orgs don't think those laws apply to them.
Let the mocking begin.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 04, 2013 01:57 PM (qyv02)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 04, 2013 05:40 PM (mCvL4)
And actually has a PhD in Neuroscience.
Posted by: Tami[/i] at March 04, 2013 01:58 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: archer fan at March 04, 2013 01:59 PM (XYSwB)
He was born in Vermont, you know. That's in the United States. Natural citizen.
I know that will make not a fucking dent, so proceed with the crazy.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 04, 2013 05:49 PM (Yvlb0)
If I thought you would look at evidence, I would provide it. The Notion that being born here automatically makes you a citizen is a mis-interpretation of the Wonk Kim Ark case.
Both George Will, and Ann Coulter have written pieces on this exact point. I'll post links to them if you want to see them.
Of course any deviation from accepted orthodoxy is "Crazy."
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at March 04, 2013 02:01 PM (bb5+k)
In the Season One episode, "The Bat Jar Conjecture" they actually refer to the real-life Mayim Bialik as a possible replacement on their Physics Bowl team, mentioning her PhD.
Posted by: Reno_Dave at March 04, 2013 02:01 PM (OL4L4)
Posted by: MadisonConservative at March 04, 2013 02:02 PM (sb+ta)
I give it a sporting 10% chance.
Posted by: JDTAY at March 04, 2013 05:52 PM (a0nis)
That is great news! I think depriving the Liberal pricks in California of money is a GOOD thing.
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at March 04, 2013 02:03 PM (bb5+k)
Posted by: teej at March 04, 2013 02:05 PM (e0nsQ)
Posted by: Buzzion at March 04, 2013 02:06 PM (NDAHm)
Posted by: Your reality check, unheeded at March 04, 2013 02:10 PM (pmsMR)
I knew it was staged immediately because the actresses were wearing different dresses from what they were wearing on the red carpet just minutes earlier -- so I knew they were "in on it". Charlize was especially noticeable since she was wearing a white strapless on the red carpet and a black dress with straps in the bit.
On another note: even if these actresses were caught unaware (which they weren't), they have it coming. I'm sick of Hollywood's immorality being shoved down my throat. These actresses *should* be "moritifted" for baring all, but because they do so willingly, they are incapable of such a feeling.
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at March 04, 2013 02:10 PM (KL49F)
Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at March 04, 2013 02:11 PM (feFL6)
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at March 04, 2013 02:11 PM (KL49F)
Who's the gullible crazy person now?
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 04, 2013 02:11 PM (w+Dvf)
Posted by: Daybrother at March 04, 2013 02:12 PM (+paCV)
Posted by: Tami at March 04, 2013 05:58 PM
Amy explaining to Sheldon the distinction between her doctorate in Neurobiology and Bernadette's in Microbiology;
"I study the brain, the organ responsible for Beethoven's Fifth Symphony. Bernadette studies yeast, the organism responsible for Michelob Lite"
Posted by: kbdabear at March 04, 2013 02:14 PM (mCvL4)
Like won't that blow up the moon, dude?
Posted by: penny's date at March 04, 2013 02:18 PM (ORGYc)
Posted by: barbarausa at March 04, 2013 02:20 PM (WWeoI)
38 Show me, Erg, where on the actress the volcano's magma touched her.
Wait. Which thread is this again?
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 04, 2013 04:54 PM (eHIJJ)
THIS is where I learned the word "magma." Priceless (skip to 1:03):
Posted by: the ghost of Walker Percy at March 04, 2013 02:26 PM (whMsz)
Posted by: penny's date at March 04, 2013 06:18 PM (ORGYc)
Yeah, I knew about the panels on the moon before the big bang theory was ever created.
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at March 04, 2013 02:28 PM (bb5+k)
I saw the bit and was fooled at first—Charlize was perfect—but some actress' reaction further down the bit seemed off, more hammy than genuine and I quickly realized the whole thing was staged. Your defense of the actresses was sweet, if misguided, and had it NOT been staged, ala Gervais, your comments would have been spot on. Go grab some Ewok chow and a nap and all will be right with the world.
(I also say this as someone who stood in front of her office door for five minutes, waiting for someone to arrive, until I realized I DID have my key after all. *facepalm* I'm going to blame any lapses of intelligence today on Monday and leave it at that, feel free to do the same.)
Posted by: LizLem at March 04, 2013 02:28 PM (8wqqE)
Posted by: Porkkky at March 04, 2013 02:37 PM (lSzZO)
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at March 04, 2013 06:10 PM (KL49F)
Completely agree. And I loved Kate Winslet back when she was the Jennifer Lawrence of her day, but she has become so completely insufferable that I enjoyed the extra piling on about ALL her nude scenes. Hollywood, liberals, and the modern fem lib movement (but I repeat myself) is all about removing shame from our lives; it was nice to see that skewered, if only for one night and one sketch.
Posted by: LizLem at March 04, 2013 02:37 PM (8wqqE)
Posted by: MadisonConservative at March 04, 2013 02:42 PM (sb+ta)
Posted by: Porkkky at March 04, 2013 02:44 PM (lSzZO)
I can't tell you how badly I was owned by my brother-in-law over Lance Armstrong's career of doping.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 04, 2013 03:44 PM (WWuYG)
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