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July 19, 2013

WaPo running Eric Holder resignation dead pool
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Posted by: Purple Avenger at 02:53 PM | Comments (228)
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1 In before all the other first tards...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at July 19, 2013 02:55 PM (PMGbu)

2 Somebody better make sure he doesn't steal Zimmerman's gun before the door hits him in the ass on his way out.

Posted by: torabora at July 19, 2013 02:55 PM (S11uP)

3 Resignation,he should be in prison.

Posted by: steevy at July 19, 2013 02:55 PM (9XBK2)

4 let it burn

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work... at July 19, 2013 02:56 PM (PrTjc)

5 Where do we enter?

Posted by: Lucky Pierre at July 19, 2013 02:57 PM (5fSr7)

6 Where's "never" and "when hell freezes over" sitting?

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 19, 2013 02:58 PM (LRFds)

7 He will probably be around even after Obama is gone.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 19, 2013 02:58 PM (mxtLv)

8 I am a tight end, and Eric The Chinless should become a wide-receiver

Posted by: Aaron Hernandez at July 19, 2013 02:59 PM (Pr6hk)

9 Somebody better make sure he doesn't steal Zimmerman's gun before the door hits him in the ass on his way out.

Steal? Already sold to a mexican cartel.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2013 02:59 PM (d0Dmj)

10 The WaPo's pretty connected to what's going on in that town. I think they have heard things. That makes me happy. The night he goes should be an epic celebration.

Posted by: Splunge at July 19, 2013 02:59 PM (bKA83)

11 Teh JEF is going to get cramps in his hand signing all of the pardon papers at the end of his term..... IF his term ever ends.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at July 19, 2013 02:59 PM (jucos)

12 Either Valerie or Eric has to take the midnight stroll through Ft. Marcy Park... Reggie Love indicates it will be Valerie

Posted by: Vince Foster at July 19, 2013 03:00 PM (Pr6hk)

13 Preezy Gutsycall is running a Zimmerman dead pool and he's got his thumb on the scale.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 19, 2013 03:01 PM (8ZskC)

14 Teh JEF is going to get cramps in his hand signing all of the pardon papers at the end of his term.....

Low level Cinci staffer will robo pen it.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2013 03:01 PM (d0Dmj)

15 He can't leave before shipping a few more guns to Mexico.

Posted by: sTevo at July 19, 2013 03:01 PM (gmm8Q)

16 A fuck holder. 2nd half of the base-a-ball seasons starts tonight. Base-a-ball has been berry berry good to me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 19, 2013 03:01 PM (jE38p)

17 Eric Holder? Never heard of him.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at July 19, 2013 03:01 PM (Pr6hk)

18 Holder will never resign. Hell, he might be president one day, or prime minister.

Posted by: This Page Left Blank at July 19, 2013 03:02 PM (DlWrt)

19 Holder will never resign. Hell, he might be president one day, or prime minister.

My bet: Caudillo

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 19, 2013 03:02 PM (8ZskC)

20 Finally, Big Eric is above the law!

Posted by: Eric The Chinless at July 19, 2013 03:03 PM (Pr6hk)

21 >>> Holder will never resign. Hell, he might be president one day, or prime minister Rodent in Chief

Posted by: fluffy at July 19, 2013 03:03 PM (gKKt+)

22 Barky said I'll get my own tin-pots someday.

Posted by: Eric The Chinless at July 19, 2013 03:03 PM (Pr6hk)

23 Here, hold my johnson for a minute.

Posted by: Bob Filner at July 19, 2013 03:04 PM (8ZskC)

24 I was wondering why my cell-mate was transferred last week.

Posted by: Rod Blogovich at July 19, 2013 03:04 PM (Pr6hk)

25 Are they crazy? Holder will never resign. He has too many of Obama's skeletons in his basement.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2013 03:05 PM (Bl/+f)

26 If Chinless is out, I hope he has some big socks

Posted by: Sandy Berger at July 19, 2013 03:05 PM (Pr6hk)

27 Rodent in Chief

He'll have to eat me first.

Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at July 19, 2013 03:05 PM (8ZskC)

28 If Obama had a corrupt 1/2 brother in the DOJ, he would look like Eric Holder.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at July 19, 2013 03:05 PM (HDgX3)

29 When is Pardon-palooza? I pick the day before that.

Posted by: t-bird at July 19, 2013 03:06 PM (FcR7P)

30 Eric "Cartman" Holder will go down with the ship.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at July 19, 2013 03:06 PM (ndlFj)

31 Do not take the offer to go fishing. I repeat Eric, do not accept the offer to go fishing.

Posted by: Fredo at July 19, 2013 03:06 PM (Pr6hk)

32 Who will replace? Hillary? Cristie?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at July 19, 2013 03:06 PM (HDgX3)

33 What did he do? They must know something we don't I can't stand Holder.

Posted by: CarolT at July 19, 2013 03:07 PM (UQgtZ)

34 However if he does go, I predict it's AFTER the midterms.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2013 03:07 PM (Bl/+f)

35 I would like to introduce you to my replacement...

Posted by: Raul Castro at July 19, 2013 03:07 PM (Pr6hk)

36 32 Who will replace?

Ron Dellums

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 19, 2013 03:08 PM (fKXr+)

37 What did he do? They must know something we don't
I can't stand Holder.

Take comfort in knowing he can't stand you either, cracka.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 19, 2013 03:08 PM (8ZskC)

38 34 However if he does go, I predict it's AFTER the midterms. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2013 07:07 PM (Bl/+f) I predict it will be BECAUSE of the midterms.

Posted by: jwb7605 [i](L.I.B.)[/i][/u][/b] at July 19, 2013 03:08 PM (Qxe/p)

The WaPo's pretty connected to what's going on in that town. I think they have heard things. That makes me happy. The night he goes should be an epic celebration.

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Except that, if he does leave, suddenly anything and everything - and I do mean *everything* - bad that happened during the Obama administration will suddenly be his fault.

Posted by: junior at July 19, 2013 03:09 PM (UWFpX)

40 36 32
Who will replace?

Ron Dellums

(shudder) Or Julian Bond. Van Jones isn't a lawyer, is he?

Posted by: Splunge at July 19, 2013 03:09 PM (bKA83)

41 >>> He'll have to eat me first. Posted by: Valerie Jarrett Not with Justice Kagan's tongue.

Posted by: Eric at July 19, 2013 03:09 PM (gKKt+)

42 Resist We Much!

Oh sh$t, not my time slot!!

Posted by: Race Card Reverend Al at July 19, 2013 03:09 PM (Pr6hk)

43 39 Except that, if he does leave, suddenly anything and everything - and I do mean *everything* - bad that happened during the Obama administration will suddenly be his fault.

He don't know me vewwy well, do he?

Posted by: Barack "Bugs" Obama at July 19, 2013 03:10 PM (bKA83)

44 If there is a more useless (I mean in an objective sense, not a political sense) human being than Eric Holder, I'd be shocked. He's the missing link between man and that smelly corpse flower, only smellier. If Hannibal Lecter had the opportunity to eat Holder, he'd say "No thanks, I'm full".

Posted by: Sudden Clarity Clarence at July 19, 2013 03:10 PM (D35uO)

45 I'm qualified

Posted by: Client #9 at July 19, 2013 03:11 PM (Pr6hk)

46 Who will replace? Hillary? Cristie? Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at July 19, 2013 07:06 PM (HDgX3) Ahem.

Posted by: Angela Corey at July 19, 2013 03:11 PM (mETGQ)

47 It's a Purp Post! Get in before it disappears.....

Posted by: waldo at July 19, 2013 03:11 PM (cjFRv)

48 You have nothing to fear from a Jug Eared Fuck presidency.

Posted by: Juan Mcshame at July 19, 2013 03:12 PM (jucos)

49 Maxine Waters?

I'd prefer Charlie Rangel. He's a crook, but at least he's actually a pretty smart guy and somewhat likeable in a roguish kinda way...

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 19, 2013 03:12 PM (fKXr+)

50 Resigning???

Weiner/Holder 2016

Humor commands it

Posted by: phreshone at July 19, 2013 03:12 PM (Pr6hk)

51 I don't think the dead pool resignation will leave a mark. I think Eric Holder has a hide like an elephant. He may get enraged-hurt, no, not by anything lesser mortals say-who is everybody else than him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2013 03:13 PM (Bl/+f)

52 Zero has to do something to maintain credibility in the wake of his rabble rousing remarks on the St. Skittles verdict. Not only did Captain Asshat make a commitments he can't keep, he set up Holder to take the fall in doing it. ValJar is a shrewd operator.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 19, 2013 03:13 PM (57bzg)

53 Why is Zimmie's brother defending Obammy? Has he lost his mind?

Posted by: waldo at July 19, 2013 03:14 PM (cjFRv)

54 To be replaced by, wait for it .... Rosemary Aquilina ta daaa

Posted by: You love to show me all around, thank-you girl but I know this town at July 19, 2013 03:14 PM (yL0v8)

55 I don't think blowback from his rabble rousing remarks will be much of anything. The conservatives talk in an echo chamber and lots of other people don't care.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2013 03:15 PM (Bl/+f)

56 I've decided to take a lifetime appointment as a Bankruptcy Judge, Eastern District of Michigan

Posted by: Eric The Chinless at July 19, 2013 03:16 PM (Pr6hk)

57 Why is Zimmie's brother defending Obammy? Has he lost his mind?
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Battered wife syndrome? Stockholm syndrome? Who knows.

Posted by: Mayday at July 19, 2013 03:16 PM (eHc+1)

58 52 Zero has to do something to maintain credibility in the wake of his rabble rousing remarks on the St. Skittles verdict. Not only did Captain Asshat make a commitments he can't keep, he set up Holder to take the fall in doing it. ValJar is a shrewd operator.

That is interesting. I think you're saying that Holder will finally fall, not because of any of his very real wrongs, but as a sacrificial lamb to St Trayvon, because he could not conjure a double jeopardy attack on the Hated Honorary White Honorary Jew Zimmerman. That sort of thing is one of those blind spots we have on the right, or at least I have it. Very interesting theory, and it could happen. The timing of the WaPo story would certainly fit.

Posted by: Splunge at July 19, 2013 03:16 PM (bKA83)

59 55>> I am afraid you're probably right.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 19, 2013 03:16 PM (57bzg)

60 The only person resigning will be the individual who started the pool.

Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 19, 2013 03:17 PM (9HoO6)

61 There's a great page-top photo of Obama especially combined with the news story link beneath it.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 19, 2013 03:18 PM (BQ10H)

62 ...at DRUDGE for #61

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 19, 2013 03:18 PM (BQ10H)

63
Dec 15, 2016.

Size Large. But please make it a Washington Times T shirt. Thanks.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 19, 2013 03:18 PM (4+FWp)

64 54 To be replaced by, wait for it ....

Rosemary Aquilina

I think she volunteered to take over for Reggie Love, but for some reason she was not eligible for the position.

Posted by: Splunge at July 19, 2013 03:18 PM (bKA83)

65 on the other hand, since the usual Enemies of the People (McCain, etc) have pretty much given away the filibuster (at least until the Dems are again the minority in the Senate), maybe the Dems think this would be a good time to replace Holder with someone ever worse, maybe during the Justice for Trayvon marches and general insurrection.

Posted by: Mallfly at July 19, 2013 03:18 PM (bJm7W)

66 I don't think blowback from his rabble rousing remarks will be much of anything. The conservatives talk in an echo chamber and lots of other people don't care.

Yep. We live in the world of the FSA and the LIVs.

Learn it, live it, love it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 19, 2013 03:19 PM (8ZskC)

67 Seems like a good time for this. Link to website on psalms dealing with protection from enemies: http://www.christianet.com/psalms/godsprotectionfromenemies.htm

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2013 03:19 PM (Bl/+f)

68 "They have armed ctiminals." "They have allowed attacks on the national flag to not just be unacted upon, but not even investigated as to perpetrators."

Posted by: T. at July 19, 2013 03:20 PM (q0ujQ)

69 You're delusional if you think Holder is going to resign.

Posted by: Eton Cox at July 19, 2013 03:20 PM (q177U)

70 I might be misremembering here, but didn't Holder want out, and planned to exit at the end of O's first term, but O wanted him to stick around so he and Shrillary didn't bail at the same time? So maybe this is a long-planned exit.

Not sure if this is my memory serving me correctly, or wishcasting.

Posted by: Mayday at July 19, 2013 03:20 PM (eHc+1)

71 Friday, January 20 2017

Posted by: toby928© at July 19, 2013 03:20 PM (QupBk)

72 oh, I know, the administration will replace Holder with Lois Lerner. Easy, easy peasy.

Posted by: Mallfly at July 19, 2013 03:20 PM (bJm7W)

73 Hell will freeze over before Holder resigns.

Posted by: Satan at July 19, 2013 03:20 PM (dKV5k)

74 "They have refused projects necessary for the continance of technological civilization, while being unable to provide effective alternatives."

Posted by: T. at July 19, 2013 03:21 PM (q0ujQ)

75 you know Holder will go one to some private position that pays a fortune. You know, connections to the Big Cheese as well as Obama.

Posted by: Mallfly at July 19, 2013 03:21 PM (bJm7W)

76 Why is Zimmie's brother defending Obammy?

If Obama were a gangster, I'd say he's buying "protection".

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 19, 2013 03:21 PM (fKXr+)

77 2 Somebody better make sure he doesn't steal Zimmerman's gun before the door hits him in the ass on his way out.

Posted by: torabora at July 19, 2013 06:55 PM (S11uP)

The gun is getting shipped to Mexico.

Posted by: Killerdog at July 19, 2013 03:22 PM (Oi60j)

78 There's a judge in Michigan who submitted her resume today.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at July 19, 2013 03:22 PM (29vnO)

79 Holder won't have to resign. Obama will keep him just as a Mafia Don never lets his consigliere retire.

He knows too much to be let free.

Hey Eric, don't be making any trips to 3rd world countries or conflict hotspots say like Ron Brown.

Namean?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at July 19, 2013 03:22 PM (28TG+)

80 You're delusional if you think Holder is going to resign. Posted by: Eton Cox at July 19, 2013 07:20 PM (q177U) Tell that to the Washington Post which this post is about.

Posted by: YIKES! at July 19, 2013 03:22 PM (mETGQ)

81 (shudder) Or Julian Bond. Van Jones isn't a lawyer, is he?
Who says the attorney general has to be an attorney?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 19, 2013 03:24 PM (mxtLv)

82 I didn't get a 'harumph out of him! He's outta here!

Posted by: The Honorable Barack LePetomaine at July 19, 2013 03:24 PM (DLu2s)

83 83 Who says the attorney general has to be an attorney?

Basic intelligence and common sens...oh! I see your point. Never mind.

Posted by: Splunge at July 19, 2013 03:25 PM (bKA83)

84 oh, I know, the administration will replace Holder with Lois Lerner. Easy, easy peasy.
Posted by: Mallfly
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I'm thinking Angela Corey

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 19, 2013 03:28 PM (aDwsi)

85 Holder will never go. He's a radical leftist hell bent on pushing his agenda. In his warped mind anyone opposing him is a racist just like Barry

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2013 03:29 PM (TGA2G)

86 "They have repeatedly squandered the public monies on schemes of questionable utility and ultimate futility."

Posted by: T. at July 19, 2013 03:29 PM (q0ujQ)

87 Barry will replace Holder with someone from the Black Panthers

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2013 03:30 PM (TGA2G)

88 "They have caused a man to be jailed by blaming him for that which was not his fault."

Posted by: T. at July 19, 2013 03:30 PM (q0ujQ)

89 Ahem.....

Posted by: Jamie Gorelick at July 19, 2013 03:31 PM (l3vZN)

90 "They have released confidential governmental information for private gain." "They have been arbitrary and inconsistent in pursuit of unauthorized disclosures of the government's papers."

Posted by: T. at July 19, 2013 03:32 PM (q0ujQ)

91 66 Cicero,

for a bit...if he kills enough F$A they may wise up....

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 19, 2013 03:33 PM (LRFds)

92 He'll resign in protest of Der Leaders blocking of the Trayvon probe. Then he'll announce he's running for senate.

Posted by: Barack Obama at July 19, 2013 03:33 PM (ygAxO)

93 Eric the Chinless already has his replacement waiting in the wings in a junior position. I forget his name, but he's from Cali as is his sister or sister-in-law, Kamala Harris, putridly corrupt fundraiser, and the next justice on the SCOTUS.

Posted by: RushBabe at July 19, 2013 03:33 PM (qkZxk)

94 Barry will replace Holder with someone from the Black Panthers Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2013 07:30 PM (TGA2G) Let's suppose Holder does resign. The scoamf can put anybody he wants and the stupid party will rubber stamp it cuz they don't want to get yelled at by the mfm.

Posted by: YIKES! at July 19, 2013 03:33 PM (mETGQ)

95
Eric Holder is like the honey badger. He's actually become bolder and more arrogant while in Obama's regime.

You'll recall Holder's first brush with scandal and malfeasance was way back in 2009 when he decided to hold the KSM trial in NYC and then just as abruptly decided to not to have a trial at all. We were demanding (and expecting) Holder's resignation then, too.

Holder isn't going anywhere. I'm not even sure Obama is going away in 2017. These people have their hooks in and sinking them deeper every day.

Posted by: Sooth X at July 19, 2013 03:34 PM (Y4TdB)

Sitting at a Buffalo Wild Wings in Peoria, Il. and caught up on the HQ while waiting for food.

Everyone here is wondering what the hell I am laughing about.

And I got December 23, 2013.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President For Life at July 19, 2013 03:34 PM (CCtUS)

97 "They have removed from office inspector generals who were in proper execution of their duties, while slighting competency of same."

Posted by: T. at July 19, 2013 03:34 PM (q0ujQ)

98 Barry will replace Holder with someone from the Black Panthers Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2013 07:30 PM (TGA2G) *** Wait...Holder's not NBP?

Posted by: Beto at July 19, 2013 03:35 PM (MhA4j)

99 Wait...Holder's not NBP?

Posted by: Beto at July 19, 2013 07:35 PM (MhA4j)

He's a wanna be

Posted by: Mailk Shabazz at July 19, 2013 03:36 PM (ygAxO)

100 The bad news is that the winner is lumbered with a WaPo T-shirt. The worse news is that the winner will probably be January 20, 2017.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 19, 2013 03:37 PM (yoh1c)

101 "They have harrassed those lawfully revealing to lawful authority their actions."

Posted by: T. at July 19, 2013 03:37 PM (q0ujQ)

102 99 "They have removed from office inspector generals who were in proper execution of their duties, while slighting competency of same."

You're on quite a roll. Please continue.

Posted by: Splunge at July 19, 2013 03:37 PM (bKA83)

103 What, Holder will say "This racism of the Zimmerman thing disgusts me, so I quit"?

He's feeding at the public trough, why would he quit?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 19, 2013 03:37 PM (DuH+r)

104
btw, I declare July to be Boob History Month -- all boobs are included -- we are equal opportunity here

Posted by: Sooth X at July 19, 2013 03:37 PM (ZgBZU)

105 Wait...Holder's not NBP?

Posted by: Beto at July 19, 2013 07:35 PM (MhA4j)

They share the same politics but Eric isn't ready to change his name to King Maleek Shabaz X

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2013 03:37 PM (TGA2G)

106 My prediction: If he resigns, it'll be the either the week of July 28 (the last week Congress is in session prior to the August recess) or the week of August 4. A replacement gets named a few days after. When Congress comes back September 9, they will be hollering, "The Senate has to act as soon as they can! There hasn't been an AG for over a month!" They won't mention that August is traditionally when Washington clears out, making it difficult to do the usual song-and-dance for a cabinet nominee (questionnaires, background checks, meetings with senators, etc, let alone the hearing). Reid, of course, will go along with it.

Posted by: Vendette at July 19, 2013 03:39 PM (ix9tQ)

107 Ummm they ask for your name, address and phone number. Ill pass on Kristallnacht part deux. Thanks. It's fucking WaPo people

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz, whose son looks nothing like Trayvon at July 19, 2013 03:39 PM (EG/RD)

108 I just bought the guy next to me a beer. Told him I was reading an article about when Holder would resign and his comment was "not soon enough".

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President For Life at July 19, 2013 03:39 PM (CCtUS)

109
In honor of Boob History Month, I will show solidarity by changing my name.

Posted by: Boob X at July 19, 2013 03:40 PM (Y4TdB)

110 105 What, Holder will say "This racism of the Zimmerman thing disgusts me, so I quit"?

No, that's not the narrative for that outcome. The narrative is this:

1. The left is Really Serious You Guys bothered about this Zimmerman thing, for some reason
2. Holder is unable to deliver a Federal beatdown of Zimmerman, because all of his advisors tell him he would lose bigtime.
3. He has to resort to the lame expedient of denying the poor guy access to one particular firearm for a while.
4. The left is still pissed, still demanding what they call "justice"
5. Obama wants to keep these cretins happy. So he does the only thing remaining, offering up Holder as a sacrifice.
5a. Holder wanted to leave anyway after the election, probably to start raking in the big bucks. He may be cool with this.

Posted by: Splunge at July 19, 2013 03:41 PM (bKA83)

111 "They have secretly expanded programs of spycraft they had previously condemned so as to gain election."

Posted by: T. at July 19, 2013 03:41 PM (q0ujQ)

112 Wait...Holder's not NBP?
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That reminds me of a question I've had about sweet little Trayvon. Was he a gang member? I don't recall seeing anything confirming he was, but his behavior makes it seem likely.

Posted by: Mayday at July 19, 2013 03:42 PM (eHc+1)

113 Oh, only up to XL, huh? So fatties need not apply???

Posted by: SARDiver at July 19, 2013 03:42 PM (WipwN)

114 Still won't benefit us. Hell, Republicans will probably fight to keep him in and throw in an expansion powers to seal the deal.

Posted by: RWC at July 19, 2013 03:43 PM (8FeS+)

115 114 That reminds me of a question I've had about sweet little Trayvon. Was he a gang member? I don't recall seeing anything confirming he was, but his behavior makes it seem likely.

I've read that his dad was, and that the apple was finding the path back to the tree. At the least, a wannabee. Did you see what he did to his teeth?

Posted by: Splunge at July 19, 2013 03:43 PM (bKA83)

116 Posted by: Boob X at July 19, 2013 07:40 PM (Y4TdB)

I'm digging the X, man. No self-respecting boob would use a slave name.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 19, 2013 03:43 PM (8ZskC)

117 I think he quits because Zero needs to have a way to say he was gonna do something about that crazy verdict but then his AG just quit to spend more time with his family. And Holder wont suffer any indignities; he'll get a sweet deal in some high power parasite law firm, or a teaching gig at some Ivy League.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 19, 2013 03:43 PM (57bzg)

118 89 Barry will replace Holder with someone from the Black Panthers

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2013 07:30 PM (TGA2G)

That's right, all you crackas!!! Time to prosecute people for being white!!! Your whiteness is a crime against humanity!!!

Posted by: Zombie Huey Newton at July 19, 2013 03:43 PM (LTbLf)

119 No, smalls. They the dwarves .

Posted by: Jean at July 19, 2013 03:44 PM (CMlD4)

120 That reminds me of a question I've had about sweet little Trayvon. Was he a gang member? I don't recall seeing anything confirming he was, but his behavior makes it seem likely. Posted by: Mayday at July 19, 2013 07:42 PM (eHc+1) His dad is or was a member of the Crips. Some photos have been posted showing St. Trayvon doing gang signs.

Posted by: YIKES! at July 19, 2013 03:44 PM (mETGQ)

121 I'll give Zimmerman back his gun alright. After I piss on it.

Posted by: Eric Holder at July 19, 2013 03:45 PM (8ZskC)

122
wow, that Pat Boone will hawk anything

and so will his daughter Debbie

Posted by: Sooth X at July 19, 2013 03:45 PM (BUcLz)

123 >The bad news is that the winner is lumbered with a WaPo T-shirt.

2nd prize is 2 t-shirts

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 19, 2013 03:45 PM (8sCoq)

124 They'll pry this job from my cold, dead hands. Wait...I've heard that somewhere before.

Posted by: Eric Holder at July 19, 2013 03:46 PM (/izg2)

125 T. Or T. J.

Posted by: Jean at July 19, 2013 03:46 PM (CMlD4)

126 124
wow, that Pat Boone will hawk anything

and so will his daughter Debbie

Posted by: Sooth X at July 19, 2013 07:45 PM (BUcLz)

Whatever she does, she will light up your life.

Posted by: Slappy at July 19, 2013 03:47 PM (LTbLf)

127 I thought Jugsvember was Boob History Month?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 19, 2013 03:47 PM (BQ10H)

128 Holder knows where the bodies* are buried. Obama can't make him resign and he's too arrogant to. Get used to it progs. You've been sold a con by a bunch of power hungry self absorbed tyrants. This is exactly the government America deserves. Thugs, strong men, populist agitators, petty bureaucrats, incompetent sycophants, with a wannabe dictator at the head.

*(That would be dead Mexican Nationals if anyone needs that level of specificity)

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at July 19, 2013 03:47 PM (0q2P7)

129 He was a wannabe gangbanger so that's okay. Only being a wannabe cop is bad.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 19, 2013 03:48 PM (BQ10H)

130 His dad is or was a member of the Crips.
Some photos have been posted showing St. Trayvon doing gang signs.

Posted by: YIKES! at July 19, 2013 07:44 PM (mETGQ)

Funny how the MFM and Dems tried to make him out to be a choir boy (not boy boy) but he was nothing but a little gangsta wannabe

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2013 03:48 PM (TGA2G)

131 My prediction: If he resigns, it'll be the either the week of July 28 (the last week Congress is in session prior to the August recess) or the week of August 4. A replacement gets named a few days after. When Congress comes back September 9, they will be hollering, "The Senate has to act as soon as they can! There hasn't been an AG for over a month!"

Can we declare August to be "No Controlling Legal Authority" Month?

Posted by: Al Gore at July 19, 2013 03:48 PM (/izg2)

132 "He has sent agents to interefere in the proper execution of state prosecutorial discretion."

Posted by: T. at July 19, 2013 03:48 PM (q0ujQ)

133 I thought Jugsvember was Boob History Month? Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2013 07:47 PM (BQ10H) Is there a Brazilian butt month?

Posted by: YIKES! at July 19, 2013 03:48 PM (mETGQ)

134 119 And Holder wont suffer any indignities; he'll get a sweet deal in some high power parasite law firm, or a teaching gig at some Ivy League.

Exactly. And consider this: if he were to go because of lying to Congress, or malfeasance in the form of the various scandals with which he is associated, it would taint him. But if he goes because he "refused" to proceed with a politically motivated case that the elites know in their hearts would have been wrong and unethical, and which would have lost anyway, then he is a Martyr to the Irrationality of Politics among the right people, and anyone can pay his Future High Six Figure Salary without any qualms or fear of blowback. That's why I think this timing would be just about right for his purposes, which in turn makes me believe that the WaPo is on to something.

Posted by: Splunge at July 19, 2013 03:48 PM (bKA83)

135 He needs to resign in time to join George Zimmerman's suit against NBC, that's where the big bucks are.

Posted by: Jean at July 19, 2013 03:49 PM (CMlD4)

136 Did you see what he did to his teeth?
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Yes. Everything about his appearance, drug use, juvenile delinquency, tweets, (alleged) burglaries, pictures on his phone (gun, loot, drugs), violent reaction to Zimmerman, father in Crips, and even his now (alleged) gay-hatred lead me to wonder if he was in a gang. One might call it profiling.

Posted by: Mayday at July 19, 2013 03:49 PM (eHc+1)

137 Eric Holder is the designated carbuncle of the Obama Administration. He's not going anywhere and is in it for the long haul.

Posted by: Fritz at July 19, 2013 03:49 PM (bWoh5)

138
Juggsvember? I like it.

Posted by: Sooth X at July 19, 2013 03:49 PM (vyPsz)

139 "And...he actually sucks at basketball."

Posted by: T. at July 19, 2013 03:49 PM (q0ujQ)

140 Posted by: T. at July 19, 2013 07:48 PM (q0ujQ)

This is great stuff. Make sure Boehner gets a copy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 19, 2013 03:49 PM (8ZskC)

141

Hey, maybe Obama will replace Holder with Al Sharpton as Attorney General. Wouldn't that be a hoot? I'll bet John McCain would support it.

Fuck. I may support it too, if for no other reason than I think this country has enetered the theatre of the absurd and this would be in keeping with my new persona of being a "No Limits Cracka".

Let's bring it the Fuck on, I say.

Posted by: LGoPs at July 19, 2013 03:50 PM (lL1xY)

142 BREAKING: The winner has been announced. Name: Barry Soetoro Profession: Community Organizer Date: Today, bitchez

Posted by: AmishDude at July 19, 2013 03:51 PM (xSegX)

143 Splunge, I think the narrative starts with: 1. ValJar realizes that the DoJ is likely to be handed their own asses in a civil rights trial if only some of the salacious claims regarding the DoJ's efforts to help organize and assist the protesters in their pre-trial shennaigans. 2. The DoJ likely to be named as a co-conspirator in such a casde, having interceded in the Florida Criminal Justice System to push to have Zimmerman charged. Facts and evidence notwithstanding. Of course that was done with the knowledge of the Affurtmatif Akshun Presnit who either: a) took no action or b) gave implicit if not explicit approval for that activity. Hence the postulation that Captain Asshat made commitments that he could not keep to the race baiters and poverty pimps so Holder will be the sacrificial lamb.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 19, 2013 03:51 PM (57bzg)

144 Eric Holder is the designated carbuncle of the Obama Administration. He's not going anywhere and is in it for the long haul.

A carbuncle was another word for a diamond. I seriously doubt that term has ever before been applied to Eric Holder.

Posted by: pep at July 19, 2013 03:51 PM (6TB1Z)

145 141 "And...he actually sucks at basketball."

The editor of your book might take this one out. I suggest not arguing. But it is funny.

Posted by: Splunge at July 19, 2013 03:52 PM (bKA83)

146 Buttuary. But you'll have to wait for next year for it.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 19, 2013 03:52 PM (BQ10H)

147 We used to have some high and mighties here. All the way to the governors mansion.

Let's see. At least three have done time that I can think of right off hand. And Easley is now a convicted felon. No time done.

What goes up...

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 19, 2013 03:53 PM (4Mv1T)

148 It's a BLACK shirt that you win. Clearly RACIST!

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 19, 2013 03:53 PM (wR+pz)

149 139 Eric Holder is the designated carbuncle of the Obama Administration. He's not going anywhere and is in it for the long haul.

Limpet? Barnacle? I think there may be a c-word that would work, but if so, I can't think of it. (yes, I know what c-word some morons may be thinking, but it's not that one, however well it may work in context)

Posted by: Splunge at July 19, 2013 03:54 PM (bKA83)

150 Funny how the MFM and Dems tried to make him out to be a choir boy (not boy boy) but he was nothing but a little gangsta wannabe Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2013 07:48 PM (TGA2G) His father had a gang related neck tattoo that has been cleaned up for image/money reasons

Posted by: YIKES! at July 19, 2013 03:54 PM (mETGQ)

151 Limpet? Barnacle? I think there may be a c-word that would work, but if so, I can't think of it. (yes, I know what c-word some morons may be thinking, but it's not that one, however well it may work in context)[

canker?

Posted by: pep at July 19, 2013 03:55 PM (6TB1Z)

152 You're (rightly) thinking of the painful foot carbuncle, Splunge, and not the gemstone.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 19, 2013 03:56 PM (BQ10H)

153 Buttuary. But you'll have to wait for next year for it.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2013 07:52 PM (BQ10H)

Isn't that gay history month?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2013 03:56 PM (TGA2G)

154 Barack ObamaÂ’s Twitter Account Calls His Own Remarks Today: Â“PowerfulÂ” Ah, narcissism on parade. Weasel Zippers What a SOB

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 19, 2013 03:56 PM (jE38p)

155 impet? Barnacle? I think there may be a c-word that would work, but if so, I can't think of it. (yes, I know what c-word some morons may be thinking, but it's not that one, however well it may work in context) canker? Cankle?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 19, 2013 03:57 PM (57bzg)

156 That's the show, folks. Have a good night. Recap: "They have refused to allow measures legal, necessary and proper for the health of the public fisc to be taken."Â "They have repeatedly interefered with long-standing operations of the courts in order to enrich their supporters."Â "They have repeatedly invented Constitutional restrictions out of whole cloth in order to enact policies when not having legislative power to do so."Â "They have repeatedly sought for the citizens of states with properly managed finances to sacrifice for profligate ones."Â "They have repeatedly prevented lawful inquiry into actions of the Executive Branch."Â "They have routinely provided false, misleading, or dissembling information to the people's representatives, preventing oversight of the Executive branch."Â "They have repeatedly, at all levels of government, enjoyed lavish entertainments at public expense."Â "They have repeatedly blocked measures necessary and good for the establishment of integrity in elections."Â "They have refused to ensure the national frontiers are secure."Â "They have refused to enforce the nationalization laws."Â 695 Naturalization, not nationalization.Â "They have based their support of necessary and proper defense actions upon having factional control of government." "They have let government contracts on the basis of color alone." "They have refused the citizenry use of their property as allowed by law." "They have used authorized government review as a means to extract unlawful and unauthorized concessions as a condition for approval." "They have let out government contracts on the basis of color alone." "They have refused to ensure government does not treat citizens by color, while hounding the citizenry for variations in outcome." "They have refused to allow employers rights to employ based upon demonstrated character." "They have violated citizen rights of conscience by forcing participation in acts prohibited by creed." "They have repeatedly refused to defend laws which were enacted by majority in lawful fadhion." "They have refused to pass budgets, necessary and proper for the public good."Â "They have squandered the public credit."Â "They have unlawfully and improperly used the offices of the government to investigate citizens involved in public elections." "They have used public agencies to gather data on politically opposed citizens." "They have unlawfully released government-held information on citizens to factional allies." "They have delayed proper applications for government-allowed statuses, and have harassed citizens seekng such, when of opposing political faction."Â "They have refused to acknowledge Constitutional limitations, as theory or fact."Â "They have made repeated appointments without the advise and consent of the Senate." "They have deliberately attempted to prevent the citizenry from understanding the true nature and costs of proposed bills."Â "They have refused to provide the Constitutional clause enabling proposed legislation."Â "They have intentionally misled the people, preventing exercise of popular sovereignty, by saying a bill is not a thing, and then arguing for court approval as that exact thing." "They have refused to enact the laws they themselves demanded." 208 "They have supported criminal activity indirectly by refusing to indict or try criminals based on race or color."Â Posted by: chaz at July 19, 2013 07:00 PM (sSNkG)Â "They have abandoned won prosecutions because of color." Posted by: T. at July 19, 2013 07:02 PM (q0ujQ) "They have used outright factional names for national vessels, injurious to morale of the naval service."Â "They have refused to acknowledge the right of the people to bear arms as a national bulwark."Â "They have attempted to indoctrinate the youth of the nation, by using government monies to force one standard on divers states, each one perfectly able its own standard make."Â "They have not only actively not enforced the laws, but prevented states from so doing." "They have refused projects necessary for the continance of technological civilization, while being unable to provide effective alternatives." "They have armed criminals."Â "They have allowed attacks on the national flag to not just be unacted upon, but not even investigated as to perpetrators." "They have repeatedly squandered the public monies on schemes of questionable utility and ultimate futility." "They have caused a man to be jailed by blaming him for that which was not his fault." "They have released confidential governmental information for private gain."Â "They have been arbitrary and inconsistent in pursuit of unauthorized disclosures of the government's papers." "They have removed from office inspector generals who were in proper execution of their duties, while slighting competency of same." "They have harrassed those lawfully revealing to lawful authority their actions." ""They have secretly expanded programs of spycraft they had previously condemned so as to gain election." "He has sent agents to interefere in the proper execution of state prosecutorial discretion."

Posted by: T. at July 19, 2013 03:57 PM (q0ujQ)

157 Not around my house it isn't, The Quiet Man.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 19, 2013 03:57 PM (BQ10H)

158 143 Hey, maybe Obama will replace Holder with Al Sharpton as Attorney General. Wouldn't that be a hoot? I'll bet John McCain would support it. Posted by: LGoPs at July 19, 2013 07:50 PM (lL1xY) Angela Corey.

Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2013 03:57 PM (sdi6R)

159

Posted by: YIKES! at July 19, 2013 03:58 PM (mETGQ)

160 How are the mime classes progressing, YIKES!?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 19, 2013 03:59 PM (BQ10H)

161
Isn't that gay history month?

I think that's Fabuary.

Posted by: Sooth X at July 19, 2013 03:59 PM (Fely/)

162 160 Angela Corey.

I could swear that I read that she was a Republican. But I can't keep it in my head either, it just makes no sense at all.

Posted by: Splunge at July 19, 2013 03:59 PM (bKA83)

163 Barack ObamaÂ’s Twitter Account Calls His Own Remarks Today: Â“PowerfulÂ”

Ah, narcissism on parade.

Weasel Zippers

What a SOB

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 19, 2013 07:56 PM (jE38p)

He's gonna hurt his arm one day patting himself on the back all the time

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2013 03:59 PM (TGA2G)

164 154 You're (rightly) thinking of the painful foot carbuncle, Splunge, and not the gemstone.

You give me too much credit. I like that.

Posted by: Splunge at July 19, 2013 04:00 PM (bKA83)

165 Put me down for: "St. Tray-Bien, with The Sidewalk, on Purple Drank"

Posted by: Arbalest at July 19, 2013 04:00 PM (FlRtG)

166 Isn't that gay history month? I think that's Fabuary. Posted by: Sooth X at July 19, 2013 07:59 PM (Fely/) No Fabuary is Black history month. Shortest month.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 19, 2013 04:00 PM (wR+pz)

167 Yikes! Please pick up the white courtesy phone located by the barrel. There is a message with instructions waiting for you.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 19, 2013 04:00 PM (57bzg)

168 How are the mime classes progressing, YIKES!?

If comment 161 is any indicator, that guy is good.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 19, 2013 04:01 PM (8ZskC)

169 Isn't that gay history month? I think that's Fabuary. Posted by: Sooth X at July 19, 2013 07:59 PM (Fely/) Your both wrong. It's Cocktober

Posted by: Barney Frank at July 19, 2013 04:01 PM (mETGQ)

170 Dammit, Syfy!!

All day Highlander marathon and you end with the first of a two parter?

assholes

Posted by: Methos at July 19, 2013 04:01 PM (hO9ad)

171 If comment 161 is any indicator, that guy is good. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 19, 2013 08:01 PM (8ZskC) I think it moved when I scrolled over it.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 19, 2013 04:01 PM (wR+pz)

172 Barack ObamaÂ’s Twitter Account Calls His Own Remarks Today: Â“PowerfulÂ”

I was gobsmacked by my own masterfulness.

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at July 19, 2013 04:02 PM (8ZskC)

173 Want to bet they'll never show the second part at a future date, Methos?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 19, 2013 04:03 PM (BQ10H)

174 Excuse me while I whip this sock off.

Posted by: fluffy at July 19, 2013 04:03 PM (gKKt+)

175 173 I think it moved when I scrolled over it.

That's just how you tell where the face-sized spiders are lurking.

Posted by: Splunge at July 19, 2013 04:03 PM (bKA83)

176 "I think it moved when I scrolled over it." Poke on of the eyes; if it reacts, back off and shoot it.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 19, 2013 04:03 PM (57bzg)

177
What do you expect from a man who gives himself an A- for his first term.

Posted by: Sooth X at July 19, 2013 04:04 PM (Fely/)

178 Screw holder, did you all hear Ziva is leaving NCIS?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 19, 2013 04:04 PM (XIxXP)

179 I think it moved when I scrolled over it

Nah, my mistake, it stopped

Posted by: a Caterpillar D9R bulldozer in Gaza at July 19, 2013 04:05 PM (d7tB2)

180 Is it because she's a lesbian?
Oh. Sorry. Wrong show.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at July 19, 2013 04:05 PM (BQ10H)

181 132

Funny how the MFM and Dems tried to make him out to be a choir boy (not boy boy) but he was nothing but a little gangsta wannabe

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2013 07:48 PM (TGA2G)

That's not fair. Who amongst us hasn't been in the rain at night and run away from a total stranger who is supposedly creepy, scary, and following us, before we turned back around and walked or jogged 200 feet in the rain at night to confront and physically assault the "creepy" stranger? It happens to me at least 3 times a week.

Posted by: Slappy at July 19, 2013 04:06 PM (LTbLf)

182 I think that's Fabuary. Posted by: Sooth X at July 19, 2013 07:59 PM (Fely/) Your both wrong. It's Cocktober I thought it was JewLie, oh wait, thats hiltler month.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 19, 2013 04:06 PM (XIxXP)

183 McLintock is on AMC. Feminist all over the nation are pulling their hair out. Wait till the Duke spanks O'Hara and chases her tru town. Good times! Take like a man bitch.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 19, 2013 04:08 PM (wR+pz)

184 Remember back during the first election with Barry? Pundits were observing that the race hustlers HATED him since a post-racial President spelled the End of Racism in America and they'd be out of a job. Goodbye Jesse, goodbye Al, they said.

Posted by: Bigby's Purple Fingers at July 19, 2013 04:08 PM (/jL+/)

185 How the heck is everyone this evening?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 19, 2013 04:09 PM (XIxXP)

186 Remember back during the first election with Barry? Pundits were observing that the race hustlers HATED him since a post-racial President spelled the End of Racism in America and they'd be out of a job. Goodbye Jesse, goodbye Al, they said. Posted by: Bigby's Purple Fingers at July 19, 2013 08:08 PM (/jL+/) obama is nothing but a high gloss race hustler himself and we all knew it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 19, 2013 04:09 PM (jE38p)

187 Barack ObamaÂ’s Twitter Account Calls His Own Remarks Today: Â“PowerfulÂ” Ah, narcissism on parade. Weasel Zippers What a SOB Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 19, 2013 07:56 PM (jE38p) I guess "powerful" means pausing after every 2nd word to figure out what to say next because the teleprompter would have been too obvious

Posted by: Vendette at July 19, 2013 04:09 PM (ix9tQ)

188 173

I think it moved ...

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 19, 2013 08:01 PM (wR+pz)

Mine, too, but my "movement" in my nether regions happened when I was getting that massage from Raymond the masseur.

Posted by: George Costanza at July 19, 2013 04:10 PM (LTbLf)

189 I think that's Fabuary. Posted by: Sooth X at July 19, 2013 07:59 PM (Fely/) Your both wrong. It's Cocktober I thought it was JewLie, oh wait, thats hiltler month. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 19, 2013 08:06 PM (XIxXP) Fyi women's history is in Twatgust. Angela Corey

Posted by: Angela Corey at July 19, 2013 04:10 PM (mETGQ)

190 obama is nothing but a high gloss race hustler himself and we all knew it Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 19, 2013 08:09 PM (jE38p) Yep, I'm shocked the 100k reparations checks didn't go out by executive order.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 19, 2013 04:10 PM (XIxXP)

191 Who amongst us hasn't been in the rain at night and run away from a total stranger who is supposedly creepy, scary, and following us, before we turned back around and walked or jogged 200 feet in the rain at night to confront and physically assault the "creepy" stranger?

Cherchez la femme.

Martin was talking with the lovely Rachel Jeantel at the time. I'm willing to bet money at this point that Jeantel was ragging on Martin - why was he backing down, what a little bitch he is, is he gonna take that from some [insert whatever racial expletive the two of them might think best describes GZ].

You wouldn't circle back now. But if you were 17, not too bright, fucked up on various substances and being egged on by a female... well.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 19, 2013 04:10 PM (d7tB2)

192 How the heck is everyone this evening? Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 19, 2013 08:09 PM (XIxXP) Hot My daughters ( well mine really) credit card number was stolen And Then I find out the Gas Station has been ripping my daughter off by putting high test in her car instead of regular Yanks are getting beat by the Sox's to start the second half Other than that OK I guess

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 19, 2013 04:11 PM (jE38p)

193 January is O my nose month.

Posted by: Bigby's Purple Fingers at July 19, 2013 04:11 PM (/jL+/)

194
I thought that was the month of Poon?

Posted by: Sooth X at July 19, 2013 04:12 PM (LPRBM)

195 O'Hara already has a black eye! Good times.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 19, 2013 04:12 PM (wR+pz)

196 You wouldn't circle back now. But if you were 17, not too bright, fucked up on various substances and being egged on by a female... well. Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 19, 2013 08:10 PM (d7tB2) If you listen to her interview, she told traytable he might be a homosexual rapist. She was cereal.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 19, 2013 04:12 PM (XIxXP)

197 yikes, sorry to hear that, nevergiveup.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 19, 2013 04:12 PM (d7tB2)

198 Of shit, fuck Huck.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 19, 2013 04:13 PM (wR+pz)

199 I finally got home so I could see Obumbles speech. Ho Lee Fuk. What is so great and devastating out there that he would risk keeping this shit alive. Surely there is something else we haven't heard about. Or is the IRS thing getting close to impeachment?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at July 19, 2013 04:13 PM (K8169)

200 My daughters ( well mine really) credit card number was stolen And Then I find out the Gas Station has been ripping my daughter off by putting high test in her car instead of regular Yanks are getting beat by the Sox's to start the second half Other than that OK I guess Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 19, 2013 08:11 PM (jE38p) *Slides over a quality brown booze on the rockes*

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 19, 2013 04:14 PM (XIxXP)

201 yikes, sorry to hear that, nevergiveup. Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 19, 2013 08:12 PM (d7tB2) Ah not so bad. USAA was right on top of it and actually called us. And I will have a few words with that gas station, you can count on that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 19, 2013 04:14 PM (jE38p)

202 Want to bet they'll never show the second part at a future date, Methos?

At some future date sure. I'm just saying they could have skipped the Bonnie Prince Charlie episode and done both halves of the last episode. It just boggles my mind that someone would schedule a marathon of anything and end on "To Be Continued."

I mean, they're doing Buffy on Sunday, and while they're going into the wee hours of the morning, they're ending on the last episode.

Posted by: Methos at July 19, 2013 04:14 PM (hO9ad)

203 When you've lost the WaPo....it means you only have 167 other national media outlets fronting for you.

Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at July 19, 2013 04:15 PM (1hekh)

204 Screw holder, did you all hear Ziva is leaving NCIS?

Hope she got a better retirement plan than Kate did.

Posted by: Methos at July 19, 2013 04:15 PM (hO9ad)

205 I wish to report that the Nationals' Presidents Race had a Sharknado theme. I am not kidding. Abe won.

Posted by: Vendette at July 19, 2013 04:15 PM (ix9tQ)

206 I finally got home so I could see Obumbles speech. Ho Lee Fuk. What is so great and devastating out there that he would risk keeping this shit alive. Surely there is something else we haven't heard about. Or is the IRS thing getting close to impeachment? Posted by: CSMBigBird at July 19, 2013 08:13 PM (K8169) I'll tell you what, give me a decade where the black man isn't the most violent and untrustworthy in the land and I will change my opinion a little.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 19, 2013 04:16 PM (XIxXP)

207

McLintock is on AMC. Feminist all over the nation are pulling their hair out. Wait till the Duke spanks O'Hara and chases her tru town.

I love that movie and I'm an ette. Still swoon over the Duke.

Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2013 04:16 PM (SkhKv)

208 Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 19, 2013 08:11 PM (jE38p) *Slides over a quality brown booze on the rockes* Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 19, 2013 08:14 PM (XIxXP) *Hands over tequila*

Posted by: Vendette at July 19, 2013 04:16 PM (ix9tQ)

209 "You wouldn't circle back now. But if you were 17, not too bright, fucked up on various substances and being egged on by a female... well." That sir, is just utter balderdash! Jeantel the Huutt (PBUH) was simply conversing in Creole and that evil cracka made phone converted her admonitions into cursive which neither her nor St Skittles (PBUH) understood.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 19, 2013 04:17 PM (57bzg)

210 *Slides over a quality brown booze on the rockes* Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 19, 2013 08:14 PM (XIxXP) *Hands over tequila* Posted by: Vendette at July 19, 2013 08:16 PM (ix9tQ) Way ahead of ya- sitting here with my summer gin/tonic

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 19, 2013 04:17 PM (jE38p)

211 Hey Nevergiveup. I went to the dentist the other day. First time in my 50 plus years I went to a non-military dentist. Not that impressed.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at July 19, 2013 04:18 PM (K8169)

212 Way ahead of ya- sitting here with my summer gin/tonic Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 19, 2013 08:17 PM (jE38p) Good for you.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 19, 2013 04:18 PM (XIxXP)

213 OK off to eat my crab legs with butter while my wife yells at me about how bad that butter is for me. Good thing I don't hear as well as I used to because of that dental drill

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 19, 2013 04:19 PM (jE38p)

214 @209 Becky just got off the train. Is this the one with the nerdy lawyer kid,and the dance fight? They all start to blend together.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 19, 2013 04:19 PM (wR+pz)

215 Hey Nevergiveup. I went to the dentist the other day. First time in my 50 plus years I went to a non-military dentist. Not that impressed. Posted by: CSMBigBird at July 19, 2013 08:18 PM (K8169) Yup the Military Dentists I know do a pretty good job and most important, they are in no rush what so ever

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 19, 2013 04:20 PM (jE38p)

216 OK off to eat my crab legs with butter while my wife yells at me about how bad that butter is for me. Good thing I don't hear as well as I used to because of that dental drill Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 19, 2013 08:19 PM (jE38p) My brother is a Paleo devotee. Butter is good.

Posted by: Vendette at July 19, 2013 04:20 PM (ix9tQ)

217 Injuins!!

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 19, 2013 04:20 PM (wR+pz)

218 207 I wish to report that the Nationals' Presidents Race had a Sharknado theme. I am not kidding. Abe won. Posted by: Vendette at July 19, 2013 08:15 PM (ix9tQ) Got a YouTube link?

Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2013 04:21 PM (sdi6R)

219 OK off to eat my crab legs with butter while my wife yells at me about how bad that butter is for me. Good thing I don't hear as well as I used to because of that dental drill Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 19, 2013 08:19 PM (jE38p) Once again, good for you. Made steak and bacon rapped asparagus, with rice gravy and sister scuberts rolls for the fam.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 19, 2013 04:21 PM (XIxXP)

220 Yes, nerdy lawyer is in this one!

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 19, 2013 04:22 PM (wR+pz)

221 "OK off to eat my crab legs with butter while my wife yells at me about how bad that butter is for me..." Posted by: Nevergiveup "Once again, good for you. Made steak and bacon rapped asparagus, with rice gravy and sister scuberts rolls for the fam." Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 You guys suck. I just mowed the lawn and all I have is a chili dog. And some scotch...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 19, 2013 04:24 PM (57bzg)

222 207 I wish to report that the Nationals' Presidents Race had a Sharknado theme. I am not kidding. Abe won. Posted by: Vendette at July 19, 2013 08:15 PM (ix9tQ) Got a YouTube link? Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2013 08:21 PM (sdi6R) Since it just happened a few minutes ago, check out blog.letteddywin.com late tonight or tomorrow. The site reports on every race.

Posted by: Vendette at July 19, 2013 04:24 PM (ix9tQ)

223 57 Why is Zimmie's brother defending Obammy? Has he lost his mind?
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Battered wife syndrome? Stockholm syndrome? knows.

Posted by: Mayday at July 19, 2013 07:16 PM (eHc+1)

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Wants George to stay alive. Also wants to play in the 1st Annual Trayvon Martin Memorial Golf Tournament. Fort Belvoir Virginia.

Posted by: gracepmc at July 19, 2013 04:47 PM (rznx3)

224 I only have real butter in my house. Usually 3 kinds, salted european style, unsalted, and unsalted Irish. I bake and cook a lot.

Posted by: lindafell at July 19, 2013 04:57 PM (PGO8C)

225

"McLintock is on AMC. Feminist all over the nation are pulling their hair out. Wait till the Duke spanks O'Hara and chases her tru town.

I love that movie and I'm an ette. Still swoon over the Duke."

He did that in 'The Quiet Man' too, I'm sensing a theme.

Posted by: spc at July 19, 2013 04:59 PM (WDovF)

226 Comments TL;DR if someone else said it.

He will be forces to resign because he orders not to charge George Zimmerman and gives back his gun. Not for any other reason. He will not even get a job at a university or think tank. Just back to a private law firm or retire to TV 5 years after he is out to whine and lie of the Republican AG and POTUS.

Posted by: Trevor (@TJexcite) at July 19, 2013 07:50 PM (c6tHt)

227 When the bootlickers are predicting your end, you're in a world of hurt. While I do not believe the WaPo knows much or understands much beyonf the beltway, within that area it is going to be a pretty good lagging indicator.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pirate Scum of Umbar at July 20, 2013 04:09 AM (gmoEG)

228 Right after the weasel incites a few riots, burns down a few cities and ties the rope around Zimmermans neck a rope the Repunks won't give much of a chit about, as their too busy insider trading to be bothered.

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at July 20, 2013 06:38 AM (uUXp6)

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