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May 14, 2013

Wayne Brady Continues Offering to "Beat Bill Maher's Ass in Public"
— Ace

Wayne Brady has a point, and that point, though he won't come out and say it, is that Bill Maher is a liberal racist. (Warning: HuffPo link.)

Bill Maher uses Wayne Brady as the exemplar of the "Fake Black," the sissy black. Why he does, who knows. Wayne Brady thinks it has something to do with the fact that Brady speaks well and doesn't have a history of violence, and Bill Maher thinks that an "Authentic Black Man" would be a "misunderandables" and prone to violence.

A dumb thug, then. That's Bill Maher's image of The Real Black Experience.

Brady knocks that down, noting that that's a stereotype and denies the full range of the black experience. That stereotype exists, Brady allows, but is not actually "The Black Man" as exists as an archetype in Bill Maher's head.

That said, Brady notes that if that's what it takes to prove himself as Authentically Black to Bill Maher, he can and will "beat his ass in public."

Brady calls this his "fantasy." No, dude. It's all of our fantasy.

Oh, and Brady also continues alleging that the Black Women Bill Maher Has Slept With -- the ones that Maher thinks give him "black cred" -- may or may not be women at all, and are either trannies or have that tranny-like look that the tranny-curious find appealing.

By the way, it's not racist to assume Wayne Brady can in fact kick Bill Maher's ass. Bill Maher is a dwarf p*ssy.

Oh: Wayne Brady sort of jokes that Bill Maher may not be all that funny, but he really doesn't hit him on it, apart from knocking DC Cab (a POS movie made back in the days when Bill Maher was convinced he was movie star material).

It annoys me, though, that he won't really push this point, as if he doesn't want to offend Bill Maher's zombie-clapping idiot fans.

Posted by: Ace at 10:20 AM | Comments (146)
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1 Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?

Posted by: mugiwara at May 14, 2013 10:21 AM (W7ffl)

2 Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch tonight?

Posted by: Wayne Brady at May 14, 2013 10:22 AM (BrQrN)

3 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 14, 2013 10:22 AM (/PCJa)

4 Yikes....I'm spending too much time here

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at May 14, 2013 10:22 AM (BrQrN)

[Reads post]

Okay... obviously I missed something.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 14, 2013 10:22 AM (/PCJa)

6 I sometimes see black people on the street when I'm on the way home from the bars. And they don't look like Wayne Brady.

Posted by: Chris Matthews at May 14, 2013 10:23 AM (8ZskC)

7 Wayne Brady is actually funny. Maybe one of the funniest people in the world. No wonder Maher can't stand him.

Posted by: rockmom at May 14, 2013 10:23 AM (Ea7Up)

8 *squints*

Am I blind, or is there no link?

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 14, 2013 10:23 AM (irlNU)

9 Bill Maher is a racist?

Noooooooooo, who saw that coming?

PS: Wayne Brady needs to choke that bitch.

Posted by: Gaff at May 14, 2013 10:24 AM (jPS2y)

10 Must be a cornball brother.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 14, 2013 10:24 AM (HvmjJ)

Am I blind, or is there no link?

Links are for closers.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at May 14, 2013 10:24 AM (BrQrN)

12 Can I dress up like Eddie Cantor and beat Maher instead?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 14, 2013 10:24 AM (+98Gb)

13 Am I blind, or is there no link?

***

Links are for closers.

Posted by: WalrusRex at May 14, 2013 10:25 AM (Hx5uv)

14 sorry, forgot the link, I've added it now. It's a link to HuffPo, which I can't avoid, as it's their interview.

Posted by: ace at May 14, 2013 10:25 AM (LCRYB)

Wayne Brady is actually funny. Maybe one of the funniest people in the world. No wonder Maher can't stand him.

Sounds just about right.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at May 14, 2013 10:25 AM (BrQrN)

16 D'ya ever notice how white guys all walk like this {dum de dum de dum} and black guys all walk like this? {bomchickawowow}

amirite?

Posted by: Bill Maher at May 14, 2013 10:25 AM (WCe8r)

17 Did Wayne step off the Plantation?

Can't step off the Plantation Wayne.

Posted by: eleven at May 14, 2013 10:25 AM (KXm42)

18 Get in line, pal.

Posted by: Coco Johnson at May 14, 2013 10:25 AM (8ZskC)

19 If you've never seen the Wayne Brady skit from the Chappele Show, drop everything you're doing and find it online. Sherman Hemsley, PCP...

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at May 14, 2013 10:25 AM (XPk/h)

20 You'll remember Maher pulled this same shit with Obama. If he wants to get the GOP on board with his agenda he needs to go all ghetto gangsta on them, or some such racist shit.

Posted by: mugiwara at May 14, 2013 10:25 AM (W7ffl)

21 Links are for closers.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at May 14, 2013 02:24 PM (BrQrN)

Damn you and your fast fingers.

Posted by: WalrusRex at May 14, 2013 10:25 AM (Hx5uv)

22 OT: ace update to the Larry Conners/Dana Loesch story:

**UPDATE #2: Conners was scheduled to me on my program today but just informed my producer that corporate wonÂ’t allow it.

http://tinyurl.com/cnaflmo

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 14, 2013 10:26 AM (X6akg)

23 Bill Maher uses Wayne Brady as the exemplar of the "Fake Black," the sissy black. Why he does, who knows.

Because Dave Chappelle used to goof on Brady for the same thing, but in a good natured way. Maher apparently thinks that it's cool if he does the same thing. Original ideas aren't his strong suit.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 14, 2013 10:26 AM (SY2Kh)

24 Brady ought to kick Maher's ass for despoiling the term "comedian"

Posted by: wiserbud at May 14, 2013 10:26 AM (WCe8r)

25 I wager 400 quatloos on the non-threatening black man.

Posted by: toby928 at May 14, 2013 10:26 AM (evdj2)

26 I would pay ALLOT of money to watch that on pay per view. I loather Bill Maher. The man is a slug.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 14, 2013 10:27 AM (dedTA)

27 Hey, Wayne, there's a queue. Wait your turn like everyone else!

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 14, 2013 10:27 AM (a33IE)

28 "Wayne Brady is actually funny. Maybe one of the funniest people in the world. No wonder Maher can't stand him." Ding ding ding! Give than man some ampersands.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 14, 2013 10:27 AM (NcPjb)

29 Dave Chappelle knows first-hand you don't fuck with Wayne Brady.

Posted by: RWC at May 14, 2013 10:27 AM (fWAjv)

30 Damn you and your fast fingers.

Posted by: WalrusRex

I already got screwed on 'choking a bitch', so I was waiting to pounce on some other low hanging fruit.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at May 14, 2013 10:28 AM (BrQrN)

Wayne Brady is actually funny.

Bill Maher not so much.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pirate Scum of Umbar at May 14, 2013 10:28 AM (hLRSq)

32 I think it was Chris Rock gloating about how Obama was gonna pull some GANGSTA shit!!, if he won, last year.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 14, 2013 10:28 AM (a33IE)

David Alan Grier is way funnier that Wayne Brady.

That said, I would be the biggest Wayne Brady fan in the world if he kicked the crap out of Bill Maher.

Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2013 10:28 AM (JhmSt)

34 Kicking Bill Maher's ass requires no justification at this point. For general purposes. Cuz, just cuz.

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 14, 2013 10:29 AM (8sCoq)

Hey, Wayne, there's a queue. Wait your turn like everyone else!

Meh, he can have my spot. I've got better things to do than worry about a never-was comedian getting his palid rear kicked.

Anyone got any paint I can watch dry? Only, someone asked me if I wanted to watch Bill Maher's show, and I already told them I had something more intertaining to do.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 14, 2013 10:29 AM (/PCJa)

36 Bitches be tripping.

Posted by: Prescient11 at May 14, 2013 10:29 AM (tVTLU)

37 Does Mr. Brady have a newsletter?

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at May 14, 2013 10:29 AM (qwK3S)

38 23 Bill Maher uses Wayne Brady as the exemplar of the "Fake Black," the sissy black. Why he does, who knows. Because Dave Chappelle used to goof on Brady for the same thing, but in a good natured way. Maher apparently thinks that it's cool if he does the same thing. Original ideas aren't his strong suit. ---- That wasn't me... that was [Paul] Mooney!

Posted by: Dave Chappelle at May 14, 2013 10:29 AM (+x8q5)

39 Maher is still just the puny, painfully unfunny wimp he was in junior high, when he was getting his ass shoved into lockers daily. He fantasized about being a large buff black man so he could fight back, and hence all black men must be able to fulfill that desperate longing need for strength, toughness and security. That also explains the trannies too, I would assume.

Posted by: imp at May 14, 2013 10:29 AM (UaxA0)

40 He'd never get the chance to give Maher a beatdown. The moment he took off his shirt so it wouldn't get torn, Maher would drop to his knees and start blowing him.

Posted by: @PurpAv at May 14, 2013 10:29 AM (4ckfP)

Curse you Rockmom!

Ya know, we're going from double posts to double comments. The place is evolving.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pirate Scum of Umbar at May 14, 2013 10:29 AM (hLRSq)

42 Is it going to be a PPV? I would pay to see that telecast. Wish it could be a tag team event, because I would gladly volunteer to be Wayne's partner. Of course so would many millions more...volunteer.

True, little Billy, is a dwarf crater-faced wussie.

Posted by: Jim Scrummy at May 14, 2013 10:30 AM (JpC1K)

43 I'd like to see a black tranny kick Bill Maher's ass in public, for that matter. That'd be some quality television.

Posted by: Stu-22 at May 14, 2013 10:30 AM (AiYlm)

44 A Night Out with Wayne Brady (yeah, old. but for those who haven't seen it.) http://tinyurl.com/597o6w

Posted by: RWC at May 14, 2013 10:30 AM (fWAjv)

Prosecution: "Mr. Brady, you previously testified that you set out to 'beat' the victim's 'ass in public.' What possible mitigation can you offer in light of that confession.

Wayne Brady: "That 'victim' is Bill Maher."

Jury: "Not Guilty."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 14, 2013 10:31 AM (/PCJa)

46 Megyn Kelly has her outrage set to 11 today

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 14, 2013 10:31 AM (8sCoq)

47 Wayne Brady doesn't choke a bitch, they choke themselves when in my presence.

Posted by: Wayne Brady at May 14, 2013 10:31 AM (4cRnj)

Dwarf pussy?

Man I bet that would be expensive in Vegas.

Posted by: Jollyroger at May 14, 2013 10:31 AM (t06LC)

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pirate Scum of Umbar at May 14, 2013 02:28 PM (hLRSq)

Wayne Brady leaves more talent on his toilet paper every morning than Bill Maher has in his entire body.

Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2013 10:31 AM (JhmSt)

50 Hell, Cindy Brady could kick Bill Maher's ass...

Posted by: B at May 14, 2013 10:31 AM (XyoGP)

51 45 Prosecution: "Mr. Brady, you previously testified that you set out to 'beat' the victim's 'ass in public.' What possible mitigation can you offer in light of that confession. Wayne Brady: "That 'victim' is Bill Maher." Jury: "Not Guilty." --- This precedent was previously set in the case of Jon Lovitz beating the living shit out of Andy Dick.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at May 14, 2013 10:31 AM (+x8q5)

52
Maher has been to the ghetto more than once. It's called the Playboy Mansion.

Posted by: Bitches get stitches at May 14, 2013 10:33 AM (Opo0Q)

53 James Brady could kick Maher's ass.

Posted by: wiserbud at May 14, 2013 10:33 AM (WCe8r)

I still remember Wayne Brady on the Drew Carey version of Whose Line.

The song bits were some of the funniest. Someone should look up his lunch-lady song (he nearly couldn't stop laughing long enough to get the song out).

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 14, 2013 10:33 AM (/PCJa)

55 Ace, Did you seriously link Huffpo without warning?!

Posted by: sdavis at May 14, 2013 10:33 AM (njVMI)

It annoys me, though, that he won't really push this point, as if he doesn't want to offend Bill Maher's zombie-clapping idiot fans.

To quote a really good movie: "An ant has no quarrel with a boot."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 14, 2013 10:34 AM (/PCJa)

57 Because Dave Chappelle used to goof on Brady for the same thing, but in a good natured way. Maher apparently thinks that it's cool if he does the same thing. Original ideas aren't his strong suit.

Posted by: Dave Chappelle at May 14, 2013 02:29 PM (+x8q5)

Maher thinks he's an honorary black and can use the same lines as they do? Try that on a basketball court on a playground and see what happens. Much additional hilarity will ensue.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 14, 2013 10:34 AM (bZvSF)

58 *clears out front yard and puts up fence*

--Tickets are five dollars. I only need 1% of that gate and I'll be on easy-street.

Posted by: Slapweasel at May 14, 2013 10:34 AM (7gwGw)

The sad thing about all of this, is that if the AP - known water carrier for this administration - needs to be monitored, then there must be shit flowing out of every orifice of scandal.

I mean come on, the AP covers stories with a pillow and then suffocates them!! (ht Iowahawk). Not exactly groundbreaking investigative journalism there.

Posted by: Prescient11 at May 14, 2013 10:34 AM (tVTLU)

60 No reason needed Wayne. Maher just looks like a douchenozzle duck. That's all the reason that's needed.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 14, 2013 10:34 AM (dedTA)

James Brady could kick Maher's ass.

So could Cindy.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at May 14, 2013 10:34 AM (BrQrN)

62 Does Bill Maher's dwarf pussy give him a perfect sense of direction and depth while underground? Help him evaluate the quality of stonemasonry and spot secret doors? Is is resistant to poison?

Posted by: Stu-22 at May 14, 2013 10:34 AM (AiYlm)

63 Mao maos

Posted by: D. Hopper at May 14, 2013 10:35 AM (UsR5V)

64 Oh, and Brady also continues alleging that the Black Women Bill Maher Has Slept With -- the ones that Maher thinks give him "black cred" -- may or may not be women at all, and are either trannies or have that tranny-like look that the tranny-curious find appealing. Is Obama aware the First Lady's been stepping out?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at May 14, 2013 10:35 AM (j6kr0)

65 Am I the only person that likes DC Cab?

Posted by: Patrick at May 14, 2013 10:35 AM (6WpNC)

66 Yea, Thanks for making me go to Hufpo. Now I need to go delouse myself.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 14, 2013 10:35 AM (dedTA)

67 I had to Bing up Wayne Brady to see who he was. He is from the West Indies. IOW, he is not the typical "I have been victimized" American Black. I have never been to the West Indies so I can't speak to their attitude, but I have been to Kenya (before Obama).

Kenyan blacks can not stand American blacks, and I say that based on personal observation in pubs. I suspect some of that comes across to Bill Maher. So that, to him, makes him not an authentic black because he doesn't act like the typical hoodie.

But it would make my day for Mr Brady to kick Bill Maher's ass.

Posted by: Vic at May 14, 2013 10:35 AM (53z96)

68 Here it is. http://youtu.be/D9rV9QmFxNU

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 14, 2013 10:35 AM (/PCJa)

69 53 James Brady could kick Maher's ass.

Jan Brady could kick Maher's ass.

Posted by: @PurpAv at May 14, 2013 10:36 AM (4ckfP)

Does Bill Maher's dwarf pussy give him a perfect sense of direction and depth while underground? Help him evaluate the quality of stonemasonry and spot secret doors? Is is resistant to poison?

It's got a strong constitution and can handle a lot of tranny cock.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at May 14, 2013 10:36 AM (BrQrN)

I like DC Cab. Still think its funny. Bill Maher was actually the only unfunny person in it and that was before I knew he was a liberal arrogant douchebag.

Love the part when the skinny black radical cab driver made fun of the chinese passengers. Love the days when everything was not considered politically incorrect.

Posted by: polynikes at May 14, 2013 10:36 AM (m2CN7)

72 Maher is just frustrated that ever since Chappelle quit his show, nobody makes good racial humor anymore.

Posted by: wooga at May 14, 2013 10:36 AM (llPmN)

73 Ace, he won't diss him completely because they have mutual friends and run in some of the same comedic circles. I know this for a fact. I worked with a friend of both of theirs and even this guy wouldn't completely diss Maher. People were taliking politics and I said Maher was a douche, the friend agreed and then started hmm-ing and haw-ing and ended with Maher gets lots of Asian p*ssy though.

Posted by: ina-ginalship at May 14, 2013 10:36 AM (o6B4x)

>>>Is Obama aware the First Lady's been stepping out?

"Musty Wet Pelts, Glistening in the Blue."

Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2013 10:37 AM (JhmSt)

75 You know who Maher is? He's the kid with the glasses - the one who talks smack about your Mom and then says that you can't hit him in response because he's wearing glasses.

He can only thrive in an environment where is passive aggressive taunts in breach of every social more and convention cannot be met with aggression in kind.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at May 14, 2013 10:37 AM (nnkXw)

76 @AP: BREAKING: Nigeria president declares state of emergency in 3 states because of Islamic extremist attacks.

Send you bank account #.

I may have added that last part.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 14, 2013 10:37 AM (X6akg)

77 62 Does Bill Maher's dwarf pussy give him a perfect sense of direction and depth while underground? Help him evaluate the quality of stonemasonry and spot secret doors? Is is resistant to poison?
Posted by: Stu-22
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It can't make a Saving Throw vs. Stupid.

Posted by: Slapweasel at May 14, 2013 10:37 AM (7gwGw)

78 Brady could kick Maher's ass in private, and that'd be fine with me.

Posted by: Roy at May 14, 2013 10:37 AM (VndSC)

79 "Now for the main event .... in the Octagon!"

Posted by: Paladin at May 14, 2013 10:38 AM (WujO7)

It would be awesome if Wayne Brady said he was going to have to slap a bitch when referring to Maher.

Posted by: polynikes at May 14, 2013 10:38 AM (m2CN7)

81 72 Maher is just frustrated that ever since Chappelle quit his show, nobody makes good racial humor anymore. --- Note to Carlos Mencia - The emphasis is on GOOD racial humor.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at May 14, 2013 10:38 AM (+x8q5)

82 Bill Maher makes Wayne Brady look like Malcolm X

Posted by: Bryant Gumbel at May 14, 2013 10:38 AM (KHo8t)

83 I'm presuming that Bill Maher chose Wayne Brady as the punchline specifically because Wayne Brady is a decent human being who will not just go out and beat the ever loving fuck out of him. Though, to be fair, I'm pretty sure "Your Honor, it's Bill Fucking Maher, c'mon" is sufficient defense to a charge of aggravated assault and battery. Also, aren't there rumors out there that Maher has to pay for his not!trannies?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies. at May 14, 2013 10:38 AM (VtjlW)

Wayne Brady sort of jokes that Bill Maher may not be all that funny, but he really doesn't hit him on it, apart from knocking DC Cab (a POS movie made back in the days when Bill Maher was convinced he was movie star material).

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WHOA! Adam Baldwin was transcendent as young Albert Hackberry in that movie, and Brian Dennehy's performance as Mr. T captured the spirit of the times.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 14, 2013 10:39 AM (CJjw5)

85 I find it hard to believe that there are any black trannies out there willing to screw Bill Maher without first being paid.

Posted by: Fritz at May 14, 2013 10:39 AM (G9Mmf)

86 Wayne Brady? Wasn't he an architect? With a lot of kids? And a live in maid?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at May 14, 2013 10:39 AM (w2dRT)

87 "By the way, it's not racist to assume Wayne Brady can in fact kick Bill Maher's ass. Bill Maher is a dwarf p*ssy."

Definitely a pussy.
An actual adult dwarf man, e.g. Dinklage, would slap Maher around like a tetherball.

Posted by: irright at May 14, 2013 10:39 AM (pMGkg)

Brady vs. Maher is meh.

Now, I'd pay top dollar to see Al Franken and Bill Maher in a cage match.

Posted by: Roy at May 14, 2013 10:39 AM (VndSC)

89 I met Bill Maher and he's no bigger than I am. Maher referred to my show as "Gheym of Thrones". I smacked his mongoloid - sized head.

Posted by: Peter Dinklage at May 14, 2013 10:40 AM (utKTB)

90 When you look at every through the prism of race, you are a racist.
Bill Maher just happens to be a pussy and a racist.

Posted by: dananjcon at May 14, 2013 10:40 AM (jvd3N)

Behind closed doors, Wayne Brady is as geechy as they come.

[which is cracking me up, truth. I've got a mechanic from the Black Hills in VA, geechy as all Hell. Sometimes he orders common parts over the phone and the guys at the other end don't know what he's talking about until he sits there describing it for a half hour or so]

Posted by: Bigby's Thumb of Torment at May 14, 2013 10:40 AM (3ZtZW)

92 Brit Hume just used the phrase 'BS' twice talking about 0bama

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 14, 2013 10:41 AM (8sCoq)

93 ended with Maher gets lots of Asian p*ssy though.

Yea, but its all Margaret Cho, or paid for by the hour.

Posted by: @PurpAv at May 14, 2013 10:41 AM (4ckfP)

94 That would also explain the trannies --- No, I'm pretty sure the tranny thing is my influence

Posted by: Bill Maher's Mom at May 14, 2013 10:41 AM (GmTxn)

95 Brady vs. Maher is meh. Now, I'd pay top dollar to see Al Franken and Bill Maher in a cage match.>>

Make it a submerged Shark cage just to be sure we all win.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 14, 2013 10:42 AM (81UWZ)

96 I'd want to see blood and contusions on Maher's face. I'd want to see walking, sitting and standing in obvious discomfort.

Posted by: Jack at May 14, 2013 10:43 AM (XhzTz)

97 Yea, but its all Margaret Cho, or paid for by the hour.

Hey even Maggot Cho has standards, and yes there are lots of prostitutes in LA.

Posted by: ina-ginalship at May 14, 2013 10:43 AM (o6B4x)

98
I'd pay per view for one of those UFC fights with Brady vs. Pussymaher with their current rules except for a ref that doesn't recognize the pummeling too early. No ref at all, just time would be awesome.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 14, 2013 10:44 AM (jKWYf)

99 Watch and protect your hands, young man.

Posted by: Jeremy Clarkson at May 14, 2013 10:44 AM (+z4pE)

100 JJ Sefton quote of the day: Sefton: If I ever run into any of you bums on a street corner, just let's pretend we've never met before. When Carney quits, this should be his parting shot.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at May 14, 2013 10:44 AM (ybkwK)

101

You know what your problem is Maher?

You're so short, your brain is just too close to your asshole.

Posted by: polynikes at May 14, 2013 10:45 AM (m2CN7)

102 People were taliking politics and I said Maher was a douche, the friend agreed and then started hmm-ing and haw-ing and ended with Maher gets lots of Asian p*ssy though.
Posted by: ina-ginalship at May 14, 2013 02:36 PM (o6B4x)

I hear the pussies on them Thai trannies are 6 inches when hard.

Posted by: mugiwara at May 14, 2013 10:45 AM (W7ffl)

103 85 Wayne Brady sort of jokes that Bill Maher may not be all that funny, but he really doesn't hit him on it, apart from knocking DC Cab (a POS movie made back in the days when Bill Maher was convinced he was movie star material).

LOL. Yeah, he was convinced he was the next Big Thing back then before crushing reality hit. I once caught a episode of the old syndicated "Evening at the Improv" TV show back in the early 80s when Maher did a standup gig on there. To this day, he's the most painfully unfunny "comedian" I've ever seen.

Posted by: B at May 14, 2013 10:46 AM (XyoGP)

104 The Night Out with Wayne Brady skit on Chapelle's Show is still one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Posted by: Jaws at May 14, 2013 10:46 AM (4I3Uo)

105 Wayne Brady is a Black man that is funny without constantly saying the N word. Bill maher cannot fathom the concept.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 14, 2013 10:46 AM (SzEjz)

106 OT: Dana Loesch is working on a story about a St. Louis newscaster who mentioned on his Facebook page that he got 'hammered' by IRS following a tough interview with Obama: http://preview.tinyurl.com/cszf8nn He was going to appear on Loesch's show to talk about it, but his bosses at his station have scotched it.

Posted by: zsasz at May 14, 2013 10:46 AM (MMC8r)

107 I hear the pussies on them Thai trannies are 6 inches when hard.

I'm sure he thought they just had big clitorises and sh*tty smelly tw@ts.

Posted by: ina-ginalship at May 14, 2013 10:47 AM (o6B4x)

108 Maher was in DC cab? Oh lord, I hope he wasn't the Steve Gutenberg character.

Posted by: joeindc44 says President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho 2016 at May 14, 2013 10:48 AM (QxSug)

109 Also, liberals with their authentic black man experience? Surely there's some sort of displaced manhood replacement slash cuckold fetish thing going on there, right?

Posted by: joeindc44 says President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho 2016 at May 14, 2013 10:49 AM (QxSug)

110 Maher was in DC cab? Oh lord, I hope he wasn't the Steve Gutenberg character.

Posted by: joeindc44 says President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho 2016 at May 14, 2013 02:48 PM (QxSug)

He was Bob. The unfunniest character for reals.

Posted by: polynikes at May 14, 2013 10:50 AM (m2CN7)

111 111 Also, liberals with their authentic black man experience? Surely there's some sort of displaced manhood replacement slash cuckold fetish thing going on there, right?

*****
Over to you, Chris Matthews....

Posted by: B at May 14, 2013 10:50 AM (XyoGP)

112 I'm glad I don't keep up with this shit.

Posted by: Soona at May 14, 2013 10:52 AM (JDLgB)

113
*****Over to you, Chris Matthews....
Posted by: B at May 14, 2013 02:50 PM (XyoGP)
Could it be because of his Peace Corps days in Africa?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 14, 2013 10:54 AM (HvmjJ)

114 He was going to appear on Loesch's show to talk about it, but his bosses at his station have scotched it.

Posted by: zsasz at May 14, 2013 02:46 PM (MMC8r)

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The fear of this regime is real. I've never seen anything like this in America.

Posted by: Soona at May 14, 2013 10:54 AM (JDLgB)

115 if i recall correctly, DC cab was a Mr. T movie? Also, the liberal black fantasy? Remember Michael Moore posited that if only there were some bruthas on those planes on 9-11, then there would've been no deaths or something.

Posted by: joeindc44 says President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho 2016 at May 14, 2013 10:55 AM (QxSug)

116 106 The Night Out with Wayne Brady skit on Chapelle's Show is still one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Posted by: Jaws at May 14, 2013 02:46 PM (4I3Uo) Watched it for the gazillionth time a few minutes ago and lmao for the gazillionth time, especially at, "run, bitch, run! get help!!"

Posted by: baldilocks at May 14, 2013 10:58 AM (Su0W2)

117 "Dave, Hoes, Hoes, Dave" ..."evenin bitches.." LMFAO Chappelle was the man..

Posted by: Melodicmetal at May 14, 2013 11:00 AM (QY9FJ)

118 117 if i recall correctly, DC cab was a Mr. T movie? Yep, and Gary Busey too. Plus Max Gail, Adam Baldwin, Irene Cara and, best of all, Otis Freakin' Day!!!! (yes, really)

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at May 14, 2013 11:02 AM (7ObY1)

119 I grew up a couple of towns away from Bill Maher, and to call it Whitelandia would be an understatement. He probably never even saw a black person until he went to Cornell and met the handful of token affirmative action kiddies there.

Posted by: Zippity Doo Dah at May 14, 2013 11:04 AM (E55AK)

120 So, are the black folks in this country starting to call Obama "the first Kenyan-American" yet?

Posted by: Optimizer at May 14, 2013 11:06 AM (Mxt9o)

121 Thanks AllenG, that clip of Wayne Brady singing to the lunch lady was great!

Posted by: Captain's Daughter at May 14, 2013 11:10 AM (aDkUp)

122 As the resident Leninist on AoS I am 100% behind Wayne Brady and this post. Maher is a racist, elitist, bourgie shit heel.

Posted by: palooka at May 14, 2013 11:14 AM (oIsSV)

123 Have always admired Wayne Brady, an entertainer who has the talent and the energy to do it all --- sing, act, dance, do comedy, host. "Do it all," of course, includes "choke a bitch." And Maher is a bitch long overdue for a good choking.

Posted by: Pops at May 14, 2013 11:16 AM (QjFDb)

124 Also, liberals with their authentic black man experience? Surely there's some sort of displaced manhood replacement slash cuckold fetish thing going on there, right?

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Best not to look into that aspect too deeply. That whole 'abyss staring back at you' thing. Yikes.

Posted by: troyriser at May 14, 2013 11:18 AM (vtiE6)

125 Best not to look into that aspect too deeply. That whole 'abyss staring back at you' thing. Yikes. ************ again, this dovetails with their prison rape fantasies too. Remember that guy in California?

Posted by: joeindc44 says President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho 2016 at May 14, 2013 11:26 AM (QxSug)

126 I'd pay to see Brady kick his ass even though I'm not much into violence. But I'd bet I could kick his ass even though I've never even thrown a punch.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at May 14, 2013 11:30 AM (71LDo)

127 "Original ideas aren't his strong suit."

His strong suit is the Leisure Suit he wore the last time he was funny.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at May 14, 2013 11:32 AM (71LDo)

128 It's pure comedic laziness on Maher's part to take cheapshots at Wayne Brady. Wayne Brady was featured on 2 skits on Chappelle's show. The first was a skit with Paul Moonie's "Ask a Black Man Segment", where he mentioned that "White people love Wayne Brady because he makes Bryant Gumble look like Malcolm X" From that, the Training Day skit was done, where Wayne Brady took the joke in stride and the "Does Wayne Brady have to choke a bitch?" line was born. The skit definitely laid to rest the notion that Wayne Brady has no street cred. Inasmuch as any black hollywood actor(like Chappelle for instance) has any real street cred.

Posted by: bob_oso at May 14, 2013 11:32 AM (lHTEq)

129 As the resident Leninist on AoS I laughed out loud, poseur.

Posted by: toby928 at May 14, 2013 11:34 AM (evdj2)

130 Even I could beat Maher's little ass.

Posted by: Dwarf Pussy at May 14, 2013 11:36 AM (Ul1S7)

131 The dog shit I just scooped in the back yard is funnier than bill maher. Just saying

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at May 14, 2013 11:36 AM (HVff2)

132 You should see all the juicy details of Bill Maher's homo-erotic racist private life!

Er, I mean, I'm not aware of those details.......

Posted by: Eric Holder at May 14, 2013 11:39 AM (Ul1S7)

133 Has Brady ever been on RedEye. Because that would be trÃ©s spiffy. (Using French lingo to show solidarity with Monsieur Head Ewok.) (But not too much because, you know, don't actually know French.)

Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 14, 2013 11:40 AM (7vimm)

134 dwarf ? we often choose the insults that hurt us the most I had to wiki Brady I had no idea who he was/is

Posted by: occam at May 14, 2013 11:42 AM (4+lE0)

135 Best video evah was of Erik Estrada accidentally punching Maher in his big-pussy-turd nose on some game show. Little Billy Puss folder like a cheap suit into the fetal position on the floor.

God, Maher's a little rat-faced twerp of a wuss.

Posted by: Strife at May 14, 2013 11:44 AM (Ul1S7)

136 "The US Student Loan Bubble Broken Down By State, And Why Washington D.C. Sticks Out Like A Sore Thumb"

http://tinyurl.com/cfqaern

Posted by: what?????? at May 14, 2013 11:45 AM (/b8+5)

137 Don't forget from the JEF's first term when Maher was upset with TFG because TFG wasn't being ghetto enough and cappin' Repubs all over the place. Maher ignored those pointing out that TFG was from a rich white family and had gone to private schools all his life.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 14, 2013 12:00 PM (mGBy8)

138 Wayne? I could beat that guy's ass!

Posted by: marsha brady at May 14, 2013 12:01 PM (mGBy8)

139 Sefton: If I ever run into any of you bums on a street corner, just let's pretend we've never met before. When Carney quits, this should be his parting shot. Never happen. When Carney quits, there'll be a lot of people wanting a parting shot.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2013 12:03 PM (lUXJH)

140 I want Maher to be my cellmate next time I go up.

Posted by: teapartydoc at May 14, 2013 01:09 PM (4U98b)

141 DC Cab was a modest, smileable hit, in its day, and introduced Mr. T, if memory serves. It also finally made us realize a topless waitress has to strip down in the back seat on the way to work because the bra marks must have time to fade before she shows up. POS? I don't think so. If you're gonna hate on Maher in a movie, try The Avocado Jungle. That puppy is a total POS.

Posted by: herbork at May 14, 2013 01:22 PM (t1s5e)

142 Dear Ace, Shut your f'n mouth. DC Cab was awesome.

Posted by: Wodun at May 14, 2013 01:39 PM (PEpU8)

143 Re: Brady not pushing the point that Maher isn't funny. It's professional courtesy more than anything else. Besides, comedy / humor is subjective. At one point, Maher was wickedly, consistently funny-- a great writer and a sharp performer. I opened for him waaay back in 1986 or so at Caroline's on 8th (that club's first iteration, in the Chelsea district), and he was just breaking through. P.I. on ABC was still six or seven years away. He still displays flashes of brilliance and he still performs (and probably is as sharp as ever in that department). His problem (if I may be so bold as to both conclude that he has a problem and that I can accurately diagnose it) is that, somewhere along the way, he has become an ideologue first and a comic second. Of course, that works for some people, but for most, it's a disaster. Some folks say Miller has taken the same route... a closer analysis of Miller's work reveals that he has always leaned libertarian/right/classic liberal and that his journey hasn't taken him that far in one direction. And his material and delivery has always been top-notch. Saw him last year at the Orleans in Vegas and it was very strong. Brady won't say outright that Maher's not funny, because he hears it about himself. We all do... like I said-- comedy is subjective. Once that kind of train gets out of the station, it's hard to stop... we got enough trouble with civilians saying that shit without having to worry about sniping from our fellow comics.

Posted by: Brian McKim at May 14, 2013 03:51 PM (ko1M2)

144 Dc cab is Adam Baldwin's first film, and it's funny. You want to see a shit Maher movie, see House II or Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 14, 2013 06:02 PM (0RozK)

145 Wayne Brady is a white man.

Posted by: Skip Tracer at May 14, 2013 06:19 PM (2+bRt)

146 Star of DC Cab: Jayne Cobb

Posted by: SGT. York at May 15, 2013 01:59 AM (IdV/i)

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