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November 30, 2013

"We are winning. We are constantly winning" says ~~Baghdad Bob~~ Debbie Wasserman Schultz [OregonMuse]
— Open Blogger

And Now, A Message From The DNC

Not only is Debbie drinking the Kool-Aid, she's snorting it dry right from the package:

Democratic National Committee Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-Fla.) said the troubled rollout of ObamaCare's enrollment website, which has frustrated thousands trying to enter the site and bruised the administration, won't hurt Democrats in next year's midterm elections.

Her prediction?

"Democrats will run on the Affordable Care Act and win"

So why does Debbie believe this?

"We know that women are already benefiting significantly from the part of ObamaCare that's already been implemented," she said.

Wasserman Schultz cited the ability of women to receive free birth control and preventative care under the law as examples.

So, they've got the 'promiscuous bimbo' demographic pretty much nailed down. But what about addressing problems caused by the rollout of Obamacare, such as, for example, extending the enrollment deadline because of the website difficulties? No need for any of that, Debbie says:

"We fully expect that that won't be necessary, because the kinks that have occurred through the website are being worked on and are being ironed out," she said. She pointed to the "tech surge" Â— the team of experts and programmers called in to fix the sites Â— and said it "is already showing signs of being effective."

"...already showing signs of being effective". A higher standard of proof simply cannot be imagined. Yes, all is well in Debbieland.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 03:38 PM | Comments (290)
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1 I guess I'll move my drunken grumbling up here.

Posted by: toby928© at November 30, 2013 03:39 PM (QupBk)

2 Hook it into my veins!

Posted by: Non Pater Patriae at November 30, 2013 03:39 PM (R6JT1)

3 and to repeat myself, A NEW FUCKING KICKER!

Posted by: toby928© at November 30, 2013 03:40 PM (QupBk)

4 o the DNC has given up on men as a voting pool? Well, live & heterosexual ones anyway.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 30, 2013 03:41 PM (u82oZ)

5 and now to see who wins the SEC East.

Posted by: toby928© at November 30, 2013 03:41 PM (QupBk)

6 Infantile Leftism: It's like a mental illness that not only makes them hear voices, but also demands they run for office while listening to the voices.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at November 30, 2013 03:41 PM (BXo5H)

7 in which, I'm rooting for Manziel.

Posted by: toby928© at November 30, 2013 03:41 PM (QupBk)

8 Debbie Wasserman Shultz....she's kinda hot, isn't she?

Posted by: Ray Charles at November 30, 2013 03:42 PM (l3vZN)

9 She's mainlining the Kool-Aid. Good Lord.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2013 03:43 PM (UAMVq)

10 Tech Surge I thought the Donks didn't believe in surges.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 30, 2013 03:43 PM (c2oll)

11 Wow! Her healthcare plan must include not only anti-depressants, but ample and varied hallucinogenics as well.

You go Democrats, run on Obamacare!

And Bengazi!

And the NSA!

Those are all great Democrat success stories!

Posted by: Shibumi at November 30, 2013 03:44 PM (25HWz)

12 HOLY CRAP!! WAR DAMN EAGLE!!

Posted by: That SOB van Owen at November 30, 2013 03:44 PM (QT+aK)

13 She actually is the DNC DeckChairwoman. Just to clear that up.

Posted by: Roy at November 30, 2013 03:44 PM (tiOTz)

14 This is the Donk strategy: THE DEAD VOTE 100%, 200% in some corrupt urban centers, Democrat If healthcare is irreparably fucked up MORE PEOPLE WILL DIE! MORE DEAD PEOPLE = MORE VOTES FOR DEMOCRATS Brilliant!

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at November 30, 2013 03:45 PM (KCvsd)

15 "We know that women are already benefiting significantly from the part of ObamaCare that's already been implemented," she said." Hey now - I've got some interesting insights as to sodomy and rape that'll really sway the crowds to the GOP side...

Posted by: Ken Cuccinelli at November 30, 2013 03:45 PM (gXRIG)

16 Kool-Aid! I like Kool-Aid. My favorite is cherry.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 30, 2013 03:45 PM (u57y4)

17 Very kool . . .

Posted by: Peaches at November 30, 2013 03:46 PM (8lmkt)

18 Also... WINNING! Because DWS says so.

/ are all the Democrats in DC utterly insane? If so, can we page a doctor and have him sign the papers stat? That would really make my holiday

Posted by: Shibumi at November 30, 2013 03:46 PM (25HWz)

19 SEC leap frog of the weak Big 10 or 12 or whatever.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at November 30, 2013 03:47 PM (/djtm)

20 Iran having nukes is great for Israel! Michelle has a nice, tight ass! My hair is not styled with mayonnaise!

Posted by: Debbie Wasserman Schultz at November 30, 2013 03:47 PM (UAMVq)

21 What else was the dumb bitch gonna say? I will give her credit, she hasn't melted away in a nervous break down and uncontrollable sobbing. Which btw would be awesome

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 30, 2013 03:47 PM (HVff2)

22 Not this guy (gXRIG) again.

Posted by: Ronster at November 30, 2013 03:47 PM (Rru72)

23 Ooops. Spilled some Kool-Aid on my sock. Must change it.

Posted by: tbodie at November 30, 2013 03:47 PM (u57y4)

24 Good one Roy

Posted by: Golfman in NC at November 30, 2013 03:47 PM (/djtm)

25 I am confused.... what is the point in gratuitous sex paid for by others if the kinks are worked out?

The kinks are the whole point!

Democrats need to run on the Kink Platform.

Posted by: Anchovy at November 30, 2013 03:48 PM (MNxW+)

26 The chemicals in her hair have clearly leeched into her brain.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 30, 2013 03:48 PM (DmNpO)

27 i love teh crazy . . .

Posted by: Peaches at November 30, 2013 03:49 PM (8lmkt)

28 mumblemumblemumble

Posted by: toby928© at November 30, 2013 03:49 PM (QupBk)

29

Remain calm. All is well.

Posted by: Chip Diller Schultz at November 30, 2013 03:50 PM (Pr6hk)

30 I'm sure they will throw in some gun control and mandatory ghey marriage too. It will save the healthcare system billions on contraceptives and childcare if everyone is only allowed to poke the same sex in their nether regions.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at November 30, 2013 03:50 PM (KCvsd)

31 `Proof of Debbie Wasserman Schultz's farsightedness is that none of her predictions have come true yet.` Later, all. God bless. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at November 30, 2013 03:51 PM (M8OWQ)

32 So is tomorrow the big day when the website will be magically fixed?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 30, 2013 03:51 PM (HVff2)

33 She stars in the upcoming porn extravaganza, "Debbie Does DC."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2013 03:52 PM (8Fl6F)

34 Believe me Debbie, that is not 'winning'

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at November 30, 2013 03:52 PM (Pr6hk)

35 The inside of her head must be a scary place...

Posted by: GuyfromNH at November 30, 2013 03:52 PM (HHwIp)

36 So is tomorrow the big day when the website will be magically fixed?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 30, 2013 07:51 PM (HVff2)

Yesh!! I am all a-twitter.

Posted by: Peaches at November 30, 2013 03:52 PM (8lmkt)

37 Debbie, you ignorant slut....

Posted by: model_1066 at November 30, 2013 03:52 PM (lokJh)

38 Oh yeah women like myself are so thrilled to pay $850 more for insurance for the year (and I know I'm lucky to have it) and no need to pay $96 for B/C pills. Please do run on your BFD legislation Dems. Please please do. If the GOP messes this up maybe we'll get some fun with libertarian or constitution party candidates elected.

Posted by: PaleRider at November 30, 2013 03:53 PM (cQZV0)

39

My lack of a security team was a sign of our 'winning' the hearts and minds.

Posted by: Ambassador Stevens at November 30, 2013 03:53 PM (Pr6hk)

40 The Florida Gators played great football today!

Posted by: Debbie Wasserman Schultz at November 30, 2013 03:54 PM (UAMVq)

41 Get a clue, Debbie. Even stupid women can figure out that "free birth control" doesn't mean a thing when your premiums double.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 30, 2013 03:54 PM (dfYL9)

42 The Democrats are banking on the idea that they have now bought off 51% of the Electorate. Because with the larger Medicaid rolls... and Subsidies... Romneys 47% is now larger...

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 30, 2013 03:54 PM (lZBBB)

43 36 Yesh!! I am all a-twitter. Posted by: Peaches at November 30, 2013 07:52 PM (8lmkt) In freshly laundered clothing, party at Peaches.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 30, 2013 03:55 PM (HVff2)

44 33 She stars in the upcoming porn extravaganza, "Debbie Does DC." Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2013 07:52 PM (8Fl6F) Brian Dennehy will have a supporting role as her hair.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2013 03:55 PM (UAMVq)

45 This 'winning'. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Posted by: Bashar al Assad at November 30, 2013 03:55 PM (Pr6hk)

46 "She's snorting it dry right from the package"

http://tinyurl.com/p3s8938

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at November 30, 2013 03:55 PM (DL2i+)

47
Wassermanly Schultz original goal in life was to become a sumo wrestler. Yes, she has gargantuan thunder thighs, but unfortunately didn't make the weight limit.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 30, 2013 03:56 PM (pJF+c)

48 'winning'??? We're gonna need a bigger garbage scow.

Posted by: Chief Brodie at November 30, 2013 03:56 PM (Pr6hk)

49 It's either Country Time lemming-aid or nothing, frizzy snaggle-toothed babe.

Posted by: Non Pater Patriae at November 30, 2013 03:57 PM (R6JT1)

50 @35 The inside of her head must be a very scary place.
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Actually, it's very peaceful in here. Not much going on...

Posted by: Debbies Single Brain Cell at November 30, 2013 03:57 PM (25HWz)

51 I once saw Debbie Wasserman-Schultz's Hair open for I Did Not Have Sex With That Woman, featuring Billy Jeff Clinton.

Posted by: Peaches at November 30, 2013 03:57 PM (8lmkt)

52 Sometimes, you just have to rub the poodle's nose in it.

Posted by: Ceasar Milan at November 30, 2013 03:57 PM (Pr6hk)

53 47 Wassermanly Schultz original goal in life was to become a sumo wrestler. Yes, she has gargantuan thunder thighs, but unfortunately didn't make the weight limit. Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 30, 2013 07:56 PM (pJF+c) I figured her goal was to be a two dollah crack whore, but just didn't have the looks or class...

Posted by: model_1066 at November 30, 2013 03:57 PM (lokJh)

54 Just keep reminding the yute voters that they are being tax- farmed.

Posted by: fluffy at November 30, 2013 03:57 PM (Ua6T/)

55 Stop calling it "free", you fucking leeches.

Posted by: blahgersberger at November 30, 2013 03:58 PM (PZBH9)

56 I once saw Debbie Wasserman-Schultz's Hair open for I Did Not Have Sex With That Woman, featuring Billy Jeff Clinton.

Posted by: Peaches at November 30, 2013 07:57 PM (8lmkt)

If Billy ever said this, it would be the one thing he ever said that I believed.

Posted by: tbodie at November 30, 2013 03:58 PM (u57y4)

57 Easy now people. It tough to look good in comparison to those creases.

Posted by: David Brooks at November 30, 2013 03:59 PM (Pr6hk)

58 I actually decided not to make drinkmix this aft cause there's still no room in the frig.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at November 30, 2013 03:59 PM (DL2i+)

59 It was Flavor Aid.

Posted by: Zombie James Jones in Pedantic Mode at November 30, 2013 03:59 PM (OJKfN)

60
It makes me feel great that young chicks are unable to afford birth control to enhance their slut agendas, but have plenty of money for Cabo Wabo, Didknee, Jimmy Choe shoes, and ganja for those extra special slut-a-ramas!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 30, 2013 04:00 PM (pJF+c)

61 Excuse me Ms. Schultz, your fashion parlor has been declared a superfund site.

Posted by: EPA Administrator at November 30, 2013 04:00 PM (Pr6hk)

62 DWS' mind is a superfund site.

Its full of half-baked and rotting notions.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 30, 2013 04:02 PM (Qd/25)

63 As I told you Barry, an ugly white woman to do anything for you.

Posted by: Frank Davis Marshall at November 30, 2013 04:02 PM (Pr6hk)

64
I recognized Debbie's head hair as similar to the hair surrounding a great ape's cooter.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 30, 2013 04:02 PM (pJF+c)

65 Little Debbie does march to the tune of a different drummer, Benny Hill's theme song.

Posted by: Bufalobob at November 30, 2013 04:03 PM (r8ENS)

66 Winning? Winning. You provincial putz.

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at November 30, 2013 04:03 PM (Pr6hk)

67 oops, the searchers coming on tcm

Posted by: Non Pater Patriae at November 30, 2013 04:03 PM (R6JT1)

68 Baghdad Bob Wasserman Schultz-- Toxic Shock & Awe.

Posted by: USA at November 30, 2013 04:04 PM (VIaw0)

69 Weak Big 12? Your ignorance knows no bounds. Bring your school here where you have to play everyone every year. Not only do SEC teams only have to play only two or maybe three tough conference games each year, who was it bama played last week? A team so unknown I don't think I've even heard of them before. In the Big 12 this year you get three gimmes. Oh and Debbie sharktooth? You suck. There, I stayed on topic.

Posted by: teej at November 30, 2013 04:04 PM (PNi9V)

70 Dr. Fish, you are sadly mistaking her for a blue-a** baboon. The baboon is insulted gravely and is working on a sternly worded letter.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 30, 2013 04:04 PM (Qd/25)

71 Now I know why tigers eat their young.

Posted by: Al Czervik at November 30, 2013 04:05 PM (Pr6hk)

72 Affirmative Action hiring isn't just for African Americans, you know.

Posted by: DNC at November 30, 2013 04:05 PM (OJKfN)

73 I am so ashamed that this yahoo is from Florida. Military grade stupid she is.

Posted by: FGCU_James at November 30, 2013 04:05 PM (if2JC)

74 Speaking of women's health, you know maternity is supposed to be covered 100%, it's one of the required coverages. There is a nice surprise at the end though, as Cruz speechwriter Amanda Carpenter points out: Amanda Carpenter ‏@amandacarpenter 53m Do most people fully understand maternity care does not include labor & delivery???

Posted by: Ragamuffin at November 30, 2013 04:06 PM (fzFF6)

75 64 I recognized Debbie's head hair as similar to the hair surrounding a great ape's cooter. Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 30, 2013 08:02 PM (pJF+c) You take that back! Great apes take pride in their grooming!

Posted by: Diane Fossey at November 30, 2013 04:06 PM (UAMVq)

76 She seems to have great confidence in the LIV demographic. And the vote fraud.

Posted by: rickl at November 30, 2013 04:06 PM (sdi6R)

77
I profusely apologize to any blue-ass baboon I may have offended. Barbara Mikulski too!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 30, 2013 04:06 PM (pJF+c)

78 Not with Web Hubbell's dick

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at November 30, 2013 04:06 PM (Pr6hk)

79 "Democrats will run on the Affordable Care Act and win" So maybe I should've touched on economics and policy? Nahhhh.

Posted by: Ken Cuccinelli at November 30, 2013 04:06 PM (gXRIG)

I tire of kicking around this haggard sack of meat. She can reasonably be expected to trumpet the party line, no matter how ridiculous, and do so with a smile. Poor fool.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at November 30, 2013 04:06 PM (jucos)

81 Reality. Based. Community.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 30, 2013 04:07 PM (Gk3SS)

82 I would make some sort of football analogy, but we don't have anyone to run the ball back 100 yds and jam it down her pie hole.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 30, 2013 04:07 PM (hO8IJ)

83
A and M scores first!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 30, 2013 04:07 PM (pJF+c)

84 Well sure she's saying that. She's paid to say that. The problem is that we've come to expect this type of bullshit from all sorts of people. The paid mouthpiece or the paid shill. It's what happens when you live in a corrupt society.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 30, 2013 04:08 PM (oFCZn)

85 Obamacare is not the hill to fight on.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at November 30, 2013 04:08 PM (Pr6hk)

86 Unicorn Poop.Reality. Based. Community.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 30, 2013 04:08 PM (Qd/25)

87 (gXRIG) Who's the dickweed?

Posted by: toby928© at November 30, 2013 04:09 PM (QupBk)

88 But on this one, the ugly meter goes to eleven.

Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at November 30, 2013 04:09 PM (Pr6hk)

89 There are no American cancellation notices in those mailboxes! All the American mailmen have run away!

Posted by: Baghdad Deb at November 30, 2013 04:09 PM (AO9UG)

90 and said it "is already showing signs of being effective." We've successfully increased the number of meetings by 40%!!

Posted by: DWS at November 30, 2013 04:10 PM (FcR7P)

91 She has such lovely British dental work.

Posted by: Piers Morgan at November 30, 2013 04:10 PM (Pr6hk)

92 I sincerely hope the democrats commit themselves to this path.

Posted by: elaine at November 30, 2013 04:11 PM (GNZ0/)

93 Not with Web Hubbell's tongue.

Posted by: Hillary! at November 30, 2013 04:11 PM (OJKfN)

94 Define effective.

If you mean people losing their coverage, then yes it is. As effective as Ebola.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 30, 2013 04:11 PM (Qd/25)

95 93 Not with Web Hubbell's tongue. Posted by: Hillary! at November 30, 2013 08:11 PM (OJKfN) Not with Hillary's strap on.

Posted by: Huma Abedin at November 30, 2013 04:12 PM (UAMVq)

96 Hey Debbie, some help here.

Posted by: Titanic Deck Chairs at November 30, 2013 04:12 PM (Pr6hk)

97
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I normally have no interest in porn, but somehow I tripped over this site, and once inside for the preview, was incapable of clicking out of the site. Thankfully, sanity has prevailed and I return more humbled knowing that lipstick lesbians actually do exist. Thank you Jesus!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 30, 2013 04:12 PM (pJF+c)

98 Gnarly

Posted by: Valley Girl at November 30, 2013 04:13 PM (Pr6hk)

99 Apropos of nothing, last night I saw a part of some kung-fu movie with Russel Crowe in it and man, that guy has chubbed up. Like he's on the David Frum diet.

Posted by: toby928© Crying in his beer at November 30, 2013 04:13 PM (QupBk)

100 Shorter Debbie: "We fully expect that by election time next year, the majority of Americans will be too afraid of the IRS, the NSA, and the death panels to vote against us. "Now for my puppy tartar. Who took the hot sauce?"

Posted by: Secundus at November 30, 2013 04:14 PM (B4x3t)

101 Two former 2nd rate Big 12 teams playing for the SEC East title bid. Tell me again how awesome the SEC is.

Posted by: tbodie at November 30, 2013 04:14 PM (u57y4)

102 Tech Surge

*****

From experience, too many programmers/experts equals complete clusterfuck.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 30, 2013 04:14 PM (z+4T3)

103 Are you sure that's not a Nick Saban quote?

Posted by: Y-not at November 30, 2013 04:14 PM (zDsvJ)

104 I normally have no interest in porn Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 30, 2013 08:12 PM (pJF+c) It's like I don't recognize you Morons anymore.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 30, 2013 04:14 PM (c2oll)

105 Hey Deb, here's the number of my makeup artist.

Posted by: Alice Cooper at November 30, 2013 04:14 PM (Pr6hk)

106 Haven't we all been taught that if you really really believe, if you really really wish really really hard, if you work really really hard, if you are a really really good person who really really deserves to have your dreams come true, if you truly believe, and vote democrat, your dreams will come true.

I saw it on TV all the time.

Posted by: It could work! at November 30, 2013 04:15 PM (z7QR7)

107 This should snap you out of things Dr. Fish.
http://youtu.be/yIKU9hzRq6k

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 30, 2013 04:15 PM (Qd/25)

108
So, they've got the 'promiscuous bimbo' demographic pretty much nailed down....

"Nympho-American"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 30, 2013 04:15 PM (kdS6q)

109 That flick was The Man With The Iron Fists. Pretty lousy, but watchable.

Posted by: soothsayer is connectin the dots at November 30, 2013 04:15 PM (LM6ky)

110 Hubbell funhouse mirrors flatter Debbie like no reality can.

Posted by: sweet blurberry sexts at November 30, 2013 04:15 PM (R6JT1)

111 105 Hey Deb, here's the number of my makeup artist.

Posted by: Alice Cooper at November 30, 2013 08:14 PM (Pr6hk)

Too late.

Posted by: DWS at November 30, 2013 04:15 PM (OJKfN)

112 We really shouldn't rank on Debbie Wasserman Shultz, She has been assigned a position, that of the unwavering standard-bearer of liberal talking points. She has no choice but to repeat hilarious lies an infinitum: That is her job. I don't know if she volunteered for it at some backroom committee hearing, or whether she was assigned it against her wishes, merely because she can keep a straight face while mouthing any syllables, but either way, she is now clearly identified as the person who will repeat the original unchallenged-by-reality DNC narrative over and over, regardless of what happens in meatspace and regardless of what question is asked of her. She most likely she does not even write the content of her own teleprompter, as the "mizled" incident revealed. She's not a freelance maniac who comes up with these lunacies on her own: She's just reading the text in front of her. Do we blame the executioner for the existence of the death penalty? Do we blame the weathergirl for a rainstorm? Of course not. Their job is to just do what is assigned to them. They don't create, explain, nor justify the content of their actions. They just do it. So let's not blame Debbie. Just think of her as a ever-growing museum exhibit of "Untrammeled Progressive Narratives." Keep an archive of her statements, and you have a perfect record of what the progressives wanted the world to think on any particular day. And then, of course, comparing it to reality -- that's where the fun comes in.

Posted by: zombie at November 30, 2013 04:15 PM (+cx5n)

113 At least Baghdad Bob was easy on the eyes.

Posted by: Fartist at November 30, 2013 04:16 PM (TVVCp)

114 but Crowe is turning into John Goodman

Posted by: soothsayer is connectin the dots at November 30, 2013 04:16 PM (LM6ky)

115 Deb would have been prime helter skelter material

Posted by: Charlie Manson at November 30, 2013 04:16 PM (Pr6hk)

116 Pretty lousy, but watchable. Too each his own, I guess. I swear the actors were on the verge of laughing out loud in every scene at the ridiculousness of the plot.

Posted by: toby928© Crying in his beer at November 30, 2013 04:16 PM (QupBk)

117 So... women win when they get free birth control worth $9/month...in exchange for higher premiums and huge deductibles...?

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at November 30, 2013 04:17 PM (XO6WW)

118 32 So is tomorrow the big day when the website will be magically fixed?

YES

Posted by: Toonces the programming cat at November 30, 2013 04:17 PM (z+4T3)

119 From experience, too many programmers/experts equals complete clusterfuck.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks
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That would explain Windows 8. Still..., it's better than Healthcare.gov

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 30, 2013 04:17 PM (aDwsi)

120 Deb, honey, please. You're not doing either of us any favors.

Posted by: Sally Struthers at November 30, 2013 04:18 PM (OJKfN)

121

2nd rate Big 12 teams playing to determine the SEC East title bid. My Bad.

Posted by: tbodie at November 30, 2013 04:18 PM (u57y4)

122 That makes my 'do look good.

Posted by: Donald Trump at November 30, 2013 04:18 PM (Pr6hk)

123 At least Baghdad Bob was easy on the eyes. Posted by: Fartist
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Possible thread winner.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 30, 2013 04:18 PM (aDwsi)

124 67 oops, the searchers coming on tcm

AWESOME last shot...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at November 30, 2013 04:19 PM (XO6WW)

125 2nd rate Big 12 teams playing to determine the SEC East title bid. In fairness, they're just determining who gets to lose to Auburn.

Posted by: toby928© Crying in his beer at November 30, 2013 04:19 PM (QupBk)

126
The website is fixed and we're ready to receive customers.

Posted by: Jay Carney (Mr. Claire Shipman) at November 30, 2013 04:19 PM (pJF+c)

127 Last time I saw a set of teeth like that , it was chomping down on a scuba tank .

Posted by: Chief Brody at November 30, 2013 04:20 PM (XWw96)

128

Deb.... Hun. Call me.

Posted by: Tammy Faye Bakker at November 30, 2013 04:20 PM (jucos)

129 Healthcare Navigators are standing by.

We stole their chairs - SEIU Local 666

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 30, 2013 04:21 PM (Qd/25)

130 DWS makes me thankful for lacking sight

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at November 30, 2013 04:21 PM (Pr6hk)

131 All those years of soaking her hair in toilet water nightly have finally caught up with her, no?

Posted by: Lloyd Loar at November 30, 2013 04:21 PM (9u2hL)

132 From experience, too many programmers/experts equals complete clusterfuck. Posted by: Lemmiwinks -------------------------- That would explain Windows 8. Still..., it's better than Healthcare.gov Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 30, 2013 08:17 PM It's amazing what people can accomplish when you casually mention words like 'audit' and 'complete personal and professional destruction'.

Posted by: Secundus at November 30, 2013 04:21 PM (B4x3t)

133 129 Crap, Anna. Spilled tea...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 30, 2013 04:22 PM (aDwsi)

134 Ms. Schultz, do we have a roll for you.

Posted by: SyFy Network at November 30, 2013 04:22 PM (Pr6hk)

135
The Sunday shows will be bombastic rhetoric regarding ObamaCare, but better known in the heartland as bullshit!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 30, 2013 04:22 PM (pJF+c)

136 2nd rate Big 12 teams playing to determine the SEC East title bid.

Unpossible. Those assholes aren't in the BigXII.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 30, 2013 04:23 PM (hO8IJ)

137 Only with humans

Posted by: Dirty Harry at November 30, 2013 04:23 PM (Pr6hk)

138 And let me just say...WE'RE NOT THE WORST TEAM IN THE BIGXII!!! YEEAAAAARGH!

*boogie*

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 30, 2013 04:24 PM (hO8IJ)

139 Cheerleaders gotta cheer, even when the team sucks and is losing big.

Posted by: dws at November 30, 2013 04:24 PM (OJKfN)

140 The Sunday shows will be bombastic rhetoric regarding ObamaCare, but better known in the heartland as bullshit! Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 30, 2013 08:22 PM (pJF+c) Stand-up philosophy is a growth industry.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 30, 2013 04:24 PM (c2oll)

141 It's Saturday night. Not talking about O'Blammo Care. Not gonna do it.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 30, 2013 04:24 PM (4Mv1T)

142 2nd rate Big 12 teams playing to determine the SEC East title bid.

In fairness, they're just determining who gets to lose to Auburn.

Posted by: toby928Â© Crying in his beer at November 30, 2013 08:19 PM (QupBk)

So, you're best case scenario is best of the 2nd rate Big 12 is competitive in the SEC?

Posted by: tbodie at November 30, 2013 04:25 PM (u57y4)

143 It's amazing what people can accomplish when you casually mention words like 'audit' and 'complete personal and professional destruction'. Posted by: Secundus
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Tell us about it.

Posted by: Bill Elliot and C. Steven Tucker at November 30, 2013 04:25 PM (aDwsi)

144 So, you're best case scenario is best of the 2nd rate Big 12 is competitive in the SEC? *snort*

Posted by: toby928© Crying in his beer at November 30, 2013 04:25 PM (QupBk)

145 Calm. Rational. Coherent. Full of ideas. She doesn't sound myzled at all! Is there some sort of Debbie newsletter I may subscribe to?

Posted by: Mr. Doo Doo at November 30, 2013 04:26 PM (ttB5A)

146 Soylent Green contains "high-energy plankton", more nutritious and palatable than its predecessors "Red" and "Yellow", but in short supply.

Posted by: Debbie Wasserman-Schultz at November 30, 2013 04:26 PM (z+4T3)

147 UCLA player just got ejected for stupidity.

Posted by: Vendette at November 30, 2013 04:26 PM (gferp)

148 The last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.

Posted by: Rodney at November 30, 2013 04:26 PM (Pr6hk)

149 Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, making Phyllis Diller look gorgeous.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 30, 2013 04:28 PM (Qd/25)

150 Geeze, I had already forgotten the mizzeled thing.
Every previous day is overshadowed by the Outrage Du Jour.

Posted by: Bill Elliot and C. Steven Tucker at November 30, 2013 04:28 PM (aDwsi)

151 So, you're best case scenario is best of the 2nd rate Big 12 is competitive in the SEC?

*snort*

Posted by: toby928Â© Crying in his beer at November 30, 2013 08:25 PM (QupBk)

@mmit">D@mmit. You responded before I could even refresh to read updated comments.

I have much to learn......

Posted by: tbodie at November 30, 2013 04:28 PM (u57y4)

152 Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, making Phyllis Diller look gorgeous. -------------------------- I remember Phyllis Diller yanking off her wig and throwing it in the washing machine. Funny as hell.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 30, 2013 04:29 PM (4Mv1T)

153 UCLA player just got ejected for stupidity. Posted by: Vendette
--------------

So..., NCAA rules are stricter than Constitutional provisions, right?

Posted by: Bill Elliot and C. Steven Tucker at November 30, 2013 04:29 PM (aDwsi)

154 There is no documented proof that DWS was withing 100 miles that day.

Posted by: Three Mile Island at November 30, 2013 04:29 PM (Pr6hk)

155 UCLA player just got ejected for stupidity.

Posted by: Vendette at November 30, 2013 08:26 PM (gferp)

He knocked that SC guy on his butt, this game is getting ugly quick.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at November 30, 2013 04:30 PM (WdbF7)

156 I have much to learn...... After today, the number 1 team in the nation will be from the ACC. Ponder that.

Posted by: toby928© Crying in his beer at November 30, 2013 04:30 PM (QupBk)

157 Looks like Debbie used Valvoline 10W-30 to style her hair today

Posted by: Albie Damned at November 30, 2013 04:30 PM (cGaCp)

158 Fuckin' Foster.

Posted by: toby928© Crying in his beer at November 30, 2013 04:31 PM (QupBk)

159 It's little known we did biological testing in the late 60's/early 70's

Posted by: Brillo Corp at November 30, 2013 04:32 PM (Pr6hk)

160 "Don't look at the hair shoots of the messenger"...or is it, "never let the gift horse stop shooting off her mouth?"

Posted by: Gaius Gracchus at November 30, 2013 04:32 PM (R6JT1)

161 SEC leap frog of the weak Big 10 or 12 or whatever. Posted by: Golfman in NC at November 30, 2013 07:47 PM (/djtm) Ain't gonna happen. As long as they both stay undefeated, it is an FSU-OSU champeenship game.

Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at November 30, 2013 04:32 PM (uzmcT)

162 they've got the 'promiscuous bimbo' demographic pretty much nailed ICWYDT

Posted by: Mindy is standing on her head because the world is upside down at November 30, 2013 04:32 PM (lCBX+)

163 Posted by: toby928Ã¯Â¿Â½ Crying in his beer at November 30, 2013 08:31 PM (QupBk) Seriously, how must that kid feel right now...

Posted by: Vendette at November 30, 2013 04:32 PM (gferp)

164 Debbie is just perpetually mad because, unlike other women, Debbie has to stand up to pee.

Posted by: Havedash at November 30, 2013 04:33 PM (ToMJU)

165 Wow. Debbie does Dallas with the cool aid man. Backed by The Puma Man/

Posted by: redenzo at November 30, 2013 04:33 PM (bMeMt)

166 Alls I can say is, there's a hell of a lot of news cycles between here and next November. I am guessing that a huge portion of those that will take big negative hits due to O'Care are already committed to voting against whichever D senator will be on their November ballot. We can count on Obama to pull out all the stops. Sealed divorce records will become unsealed. Executive orders will be tuned up to work as GOTV for all possible interest groups. The MFM will do their part, and Hollywood, too. No more scheduled pressers in which Zero can be seen as talking off script. Expect many more of those softies as seen with Barbara Walters just now. Shutdown theater will be replayed when the budget stuff gets up to the plate. Obama will win as he always does.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at November 30, 2013 04:34 PM (tmFlQ)

167 Seriously, how must that kid feel right now... I was actually shocked that he was the starter this year. Yeah, that RS-freshman missed the final kick but he was the #2 kicker in the nation coming out of HS. I thought he was going to be the starter this year.

Posted by: toby928© Crying in his beer at November 30, 2013 04:34 PM (QupBk)

168 Obama will win as he always does. Posted by: The littl shyning man ---------------------------------- I'm not superstitious or anything, but Karma is a bitch, and he's WAY overdue.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 30, 2013 04:35 PM (4Mv1T)

169 grumbloegrumblegrumble

Posted by: toby928© Crying in his beer at November 30, 2013 04:35 PM (QupBk)

170 2nd rate Big 12 teams playing to determine the SEC East title bid.

Unpossible. Those assholes aren't in the BigXII.

Posted by: HeatherRadishÂ™ at November 30, 2013 08:23 PM (hO8IJ)

HeatherRadish, you are absolutely correct. I should have said "2 Big 12 rejects are playing to determine the SEC East title bid."

Posted by: tbodie at November 30, 2013 04:36 PM (u57y4)

171 Tomorrow is Dec 1st. 2013 is almost in the past. Where are the space ships? Where are the robot servants?

Posted by: soothsayer is connectin the dots at November 30, 2013 04:38 PM (LM6ky)

172 Where are the robot servants? You don't count the android Johnny Manziel?

Posted by: toby928© Crying in his beer at November 30, 2013 04:39 PM (QupBk)

173 No video? I love to hear her talk, it's as if some of the marbles fell out of her head into her mouth.

Posted by: Xavier at November 30, 2013 04:40 PM (3Yzit)

174 I feel like I should be setting a couch on fire right about now.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 30, 2013 04:41 PM (hO8IJ)

175 171 Tomorrow is Dec 1st. 2013 is almost in the past. Where are the space ships? Where are the robot servants? Posted by: soothsayer is connectin the dots at November 30, 2013 08:38 PM (LM6ky) We are trapped in the wrong universe. It's ace's fault. He pushed the Big Red Button.

Posted by: eman at November 30, 2013 04:41 PM (AO9UG)

176

Where are the space ships? Where are the robot servants?

I'm still pissed that I don't have my Jetson's flying car.

Now get off my lawn (in the sky).

Posted by: tbodie at November 30, 2013 04:41 PM (u57y4)

177 Obamacare runs on hope and good feelings. The negativity of the Republicans is what caused Obamacare to fail.

Posted by: Debbie Wasserman-Schultz at November 30, 2013 04:42 PM (z+4T3)

178 DWS thinks its awesome that young, fertile women will no longer have to pay the dreaded $9/mo x 12 = $108 yearly out of pocket. Now they'll most likely have their insurance jacket up by anywhere from $200-$300 or more a month to cover all these wonderful Obenefits. Additional yearly costs $200 x 12 = $2400. I love that she thinks that's full of win. Along with the astronomical deductibles, these women will be oh-so thankful. Those on the expanded Medicaid were most likely already D voters, so no loss. However, there will be untold numbers of unsuspecting D women voters who aren't going to be happy with their substantially diminished money supply.

Posted by: Lady in Black, in a dead thread talking to myself at November 30, 2013 04:42 PM (XB5Ak)

179 Steve Spurrier could be up by 40 points and still look unhappy (for the record, he's up by 7 at halftime).

Posted by: Vendette at November 30, 2013 04:42 PM (gferp)

180 2013 is almost in the past. Where are the space ships? Where are the robot servants? Many new machines on Ix.

Posted by: Spice Guild Navigator at November 30, 2013 04:42 PM (UAMVq)

181 Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, making Phyllis Diller look gorgeous.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 30, 2013 08:28 PM (Qd/25)

Friend of mine met Phyllis Diller at the Kent speedway near Seattle many years ago (she was a big fan of motorsport), and said she was really a very attractive woman.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2013 04:43 PM (8Fl6F)

182 We'll never have flying cars. People wouldn't last 5 minutes flying around a city. Cars and people would constantly be falling out of sky, crashing into buildings.

Posted by: soothsayer is connectin the dots at November 30, 2013 04:44 PM (LM6ky)

183 2013 is almost in the past. Where are the space ships? Where are the robot servants?

Posted by: soothsayer
---------------------

And Moon Maids..., Dick Tracy said there would be Moon Maids

Posted by: Bill Elliot and C. Steven Tucker at November 30, 2013 04:45 PM (aDwsi)

184 Posted by: Lady in Black, in a dead thread talking to myself at November 30, 2013 08:42 PM (XB5Ak) One of the things that will happen in the midterms is that the Dems and their accomplices will bombard the airwaves with ads and send millions of pounds of mailings to women saying that Republicans who oppose Obamacare want to take away free birth control for women. The underlying implication? Those mean Republicans don't want you to have birth control.

Posted by: Vendette at November 30, 2013 04:46 PM (gferp)

185 @mn">D@mn, soothsayer crashing the dream with common sense and reality. Harsh.

Posted by: tbodie at November 30, 2013 04:46 PM (u57y4)

186

Back in the day Ms. Dillers legs were KILLER. Check out some old videos from the '60s and see for yourself.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at November 30, 2013 04:47 PM (jucos)

187 Who wants cookies?

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2013 04:48 PM (diTQe)

188 Cookies? Yes, please!

Posted by: Vendette at November 30, 2013 04:49 PM (gferp)

189 Lalalalalalalalala

http://bit.ly/1eBXB4s

Lalalalalalalala

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 30, 2013 04:49 PM (Gk3SS)

190 Who wants cookies? Posted by: garrett
---------------------------

*checks health insurance policy to see if it pays for cookies*

Posted by: Bill Elliot and C. Steven Tucker at November 30, 2013 04:50 PM (aDwsi)

191 "The underlying implication? Those mean Republicans don't want you to have birth control" Ahem.

Posted by: Ken Cuccinelli at November 30, 2013 04:50 PM (gXRIG)

192 The underlying implication? Those mean Republicans don't want you to have birth control.

*****

i.e.: those mean Republicans don't want you to enjoy sex.

Posted by: Debbie Wasserman-Schultz at November 30, 2013 04:51 PM (z+4T3)

193

And Moon Maids..., Dick Tracy said there would be Moon Maids

Wait, we have a choice? Moon Maids / flying cars. What to choose?

Posted by: tbodie at November 30, 2013 04:51 PM (u57y4)

194 If you want your period, you can keep your period. Period.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke for the Big O at November 30, 2013 04:51 PM (w7J/R)

195 Posted by: Ken Cuccinelli at November 30, 2013 08:50 PM (gXRIG) I voted for Cuccinelli. You're just annoying.

Posted by: Vendette at November 30, 2013 04:52 PM (gferp)

196 http://bit.ly/1eBXB4s

Lalalalalalalala

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 30, 2013 08:49 PM (Gk3SS)

__________________

Helen Mirren?

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at November 30, 2013 04:52 PM (jucos)

197 Those mean Republicans don't want you to have birth control

And the D's don't want you to have any self-control.

Posted by: JeanQ at November 30, 2013 04:52 PM (82lr7)

198 I agree Vendette.

Posted by: Ronster at November 30, 2013 04:53 PM (Rru72)

199 {{{AtC due to the distress she suffered earlier today}}}

Posted by: Vendette at November 30, 2013 04:53 PM (gferp)

200 Hey Debbie, here's an idea for ya. You want free B/C? Just post a naked selfie on the interwebs for all to see. Viola! Free B/C for any couple who sees it! No guy who sees that could get it up for at least 4 hours.

Posted by: Havedash at November 30, 2013 04:53 PM (ToMJU)

201 Lalalalalalalalala

http://bit.ly/1eBXB4s

Lalalalalalalala

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 30, 2013 08:49 PM (Gk3SS)

I like it when AtC sings.

Posted by: tbodie at November 30, 2013 04:53 PM (u57y4)

202 I like it when AtC sings. I like when the mistress gambols.

Posted by: toby928© Crying in his beer at November 30, 2013 04:54 PM (QupBk)

203 And Moon Maids..., Dick Tracy said there would be Moon Maids
Wait, we have a choice? Moon Maids / flying cars. What to choose? Posted by: tbodie
-------------------

You decide:

http://www.pinterest.com/pin/297870962824344259/

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 30, 2013 04:54 PM (aDwsi)

204 Wasserman Schultz cited the ability of women to receive free birth control and... Sounds to me like a clear acknowledgement that their programs are nothing more than vote-buying.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at November 30, 2013 04:54 PM (VVsZ2)

205 Steve Spurrier could be up by 40 points and still look unhappy (for the record, he's up by 7 at halftime). *** He could wear clown paint and he'd still shine as one of the best coaches ever.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 30, 2013 04:54 PM (DmNpO)

206 Stuffed with leftover pumpkin custard after deer steaks and hash browns with leftover squash from T-day, But if the cookies have chocolate I'll take a raincheck.

Posted by: PaleRider at November 30, 2013 04:54 PM (FYUWS)

207 The underlying implication? Those mean Republicans don't want you to have birth control.

--

I've already heard them doing it, so I have no doubt they'll use it. But there's no escaping the costs. I lost almost all faith in mankind (well, the American electorate) when King Douche was reelected. This disaster and Obama's cratering poll numbers has given me a very tiny glimmer of hope.

Hey, who has cookies?

Posted by: Lady in Black, in a dead thread talking to myself at November 30, 2013 04:54 PM (XB5Ak)

208 And the D's don't want you to have any self-control.

Posted by: JeanQ at November 30, 2013 08:52 PM (82lr7)

Because if you had self-control, you might not vote for a typical Democrat scum candidate!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 30, 2013 04:55 PM (XdnQT)

209 Helen Mirren?
-----------------

I think so..., at any rate, it ain't Phyllis Diller

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 30, 2013 04:55 PM (aDwsi)

210 205 Steve Spurrier could be up by 40 points and still look unhappy (for the record, he's up by 7 at halftime). *** He could wear clown paint and he'd still shine as one of the best coaches ever. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 30, 2013 08:54 PM (DmNpO) Go Cocks!

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at November 30, 2013 04:56 PM (UAMVq)

211

Chocolate Chip.

And they are still warm.

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2013 04:56 PM (diTQe)

212 it is sweet and honourable to lie to one's country

Posted by: whore-ass at November 30, 2013 04:57 PM (R6JT1)

213 __________________ Helen Mirren? Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner ----------------------- That's what I thought, but the hairstyle is too recent, and she's older than that. I say no. I did see her in Red 2 last night. Everyone said it's better than Red (the first), but I disagree.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 30, 2013 04:57 PM (4Mv1T)

214 *sniffles* Thank you, Vendette. Mean reality is mean.

Helen Mirren? Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at November 30, 2013 08:52 PM (jucos)

Yuppers.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 30, 2013 04:57 PM (Gk3SS)

215 How aggressive can Obama be in insisting to the Israelis that a military strike might be in AmericaÂ’s worst interest? Zbigniew Brzezinski: We are not exactly impotent little babies. They have to fly over our airspace in Iraq. Are we just going to sit there and watch? ... where is "our" airspace ? Obama didn't secure a new SOFA agreement with Iraq

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at November 30, 2013 04:57 PM (e8kgV)

216 Chocolate Chip. And they are still warm. Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2013 08:56 PM (diTQe) *Runs to fridge for milk*

Posted by: Vendette at November 30, 2013 04:58 PM (gferp)

217 Oooh, cookies.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 30, 2013 04:58 PM (hO8IJ)

218 I kinda miss Baghdad Bob. He had a certain subtlety and grasp of reality the Obama administration lacks.

Posted by: Filly at November 30, 2013 04:58 PM (Bywv2)

219 Dangit. Wrong again.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 30, 2013 04:58 PM (4Mv1T)

220 Exactly, Hrothgar.

"Free" is easy and easy is holy.

Posted by: JeanQ at November 30, 2013 04:59 PM (82lr7)

221 Chocolate Chip.
And they are still warm.

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2013 08:56 PM (diTQe)

*sidles over*

Hi. How you doin'?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 30, 2013 04:59 PM (Gk3SS)

222 Johnny Manziel is a robot. He just did one of those scramble and throw the ball where I can't imagine he can even see if the receiver is still on his feet and, TD.

Posted by: toby928© Crying in his beer at November 30, 2013 04:59 PM (QupBk)

223 where is "our" airspace ? Obama didn't secure a new SOFA agreement with Iraq

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at November 30, 2013 08:57 PM (e8kgV)

If it involves Iraq, then it must be Bush's fault, so Obammy is off the hook.

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 30, 2013 05:01 PM (XdnQT)

224
I'm sure those women are thrilled to be paying hundreds $ more a month for their "free" birth control.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 30, 2013 05:01 PM (caCiW)

225 You decide:

http://www.pinterest.com/pin/297870962824344259/

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 30, 2013 08:54 PM (aDwsi)

Mike, if either of those girls were real...

Oh, wait. Who am I kidding?

Posted by: tbodie at November 30, 2013 05:02 PM (u57y4)

226 Headin' to san antonio tomorrow and the weather is looking like shit. Fuck flying cars,we need weather machines man. Fuck.

Posted by: fastfreefall at November 30, 2013 05:03 PM (C6SMr)

227 Finally! A view of teamwork with which I agree:

http://bit.ly/11oXkuY

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 30, 2013 05:03 PM (Gk3SS)

228 its Flavor Aid

Posted by: Rev. J. Jones at November 30, 2013 05:04 PM (Pa9vP)

229 Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 30, 2013 09:01 PM (caCiW)

I am sure they are all saying to themselves that each $108.00 of premium increase to them, means that ten more deserving Georgetown law sluts are actually getting the free birth control!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 30, 2013 05:04 PM (XdnQT)

230 I'm sure those women are thrilled to be paying hundreds $ more a month for their "free" birth control.

I'm thrilled too-- post-hysterectomy-- to be paying for birth control AND maternity care I'll never need.

Posted by: JeanQ at November 30, 2013 05:04 PM (82lr7)

231

"Zbigniew Brzezinski: We are not exactly impotent little babies. They have to fly over our airspace in Iraq. Are we just going to sit there and watch?"

He was a fool when he was the NSA under Jimmah Cahtah and he's still a fool.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 30, 2013 05:06 PM (P1Tw6)

232 I'm sure those women are thrilled to be paying hundreds $ more a month for their "free" birth control.

Half of 'em, someone else is paying the hundreds more a month. Employer, parent, parent's employer. So they don't give a shit.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 30, 2013 05:06 PM (hO8IJ)

233 "Zbigniew Brzezinski: We are not exactly impotent little babies. They have to fly over our airspace in Iraq. Are we just going to sit there and watch?"

He was a fool when he was the NSA under Jimmah Cahtah and he's still a fool.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 30, 2013 09:06 PM (P1Tw6)

This comment was in reaction to a possible strike on Iran by Israel?

Posted by: Havedash at November 30, 2013 05:10 PM (ToMJU)

234

Headin' to san antonio tomorrow and the weather is looking like shit.

Fuck flying cars,we need weather machines man. Fuck.

Posted by: fastfreefall at November 30, 2013 09:03 PM (C6SMr)

For weather machines, please call Bush43. Never fuck flying cars.

Posted by: tbodie at November 30, 2013 05:10 PM (u57y4)

235 community is good so long as I get what I feel is owed me. no one can understand pain who's unwilling to pay this fee.

Posted by: Sing from the rooftops! at November 30, 2013 05:13 PM (R6JT1)

236 The Democrats are bitterly clinging to their hope and change.

Posted by: Marmo at November 30, 2013 05:15 PM (pcgW1)

237 I just thumbed through the entire new Natchez mailer, and we got five more comments.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 30, 2013 05:18 PM (4Mv1T)

238 Uhhh, yep, that IS Helen Mirren and she's 68. And still looks good! Hmmm, two years older than me.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at November 30, 2013 05:18 PM (TPimP)

239

Oh, I'm lookin' and lookin' and lookin' for
Something I ain't had before
I'm lookin' and lookin' and lookin'
And lookin' to find

Life is short
Filled with stuff
Don't know what for
I ain't had enough

I want some new kind of kick
I want some new kind of kick
I want some new kind of kick
I wah wah wah wah wah wow

Wow

Energyne, Barco, Draino hot shot
Whack attack, helium, nitrous oxide
Formaldehyde, some new kind of kick

Posted by: Debbie Wasserman Schultz, a new kind of genius at November 30, 2013 05:21 PM (k4bdL)

240

233>> Apparently it was made in the context that an Israeli strike on Iran would not be in Americas best interests. See 215.

Israel should just come out and tell the JEF to piss up a rope. Its clear that he doesn't give two shits about Israel or America's interests (or our people for that matter) in the region.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 30, 2013 05:22 PM (4cA6A)

241 Back to the topic.
What happens if you administer multiple Monster drinks nasally.

http://tinyurl.com/p6bq84k

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at November 30, 2013 05:22 PM (DL2i+)

242 and a WTF Japan edition

http://tinyurl.com/q3md2z4

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at November 30, 2013 05:23 PM (DL2i+)

243 I suppose everyone headed to their bunks after that Helen Mirren pic.

Posted by: Havedash at November 30, 2013 05:23 PM (ToMJU)

244 "I just thumbed through the entire new Natchez mailer, and we got five more comments." Black Friday sales were off 13.2% from last year. Maybe it really is all falling apart. *checks pantry*

Posted by: Meremortal at November 30, 2013 05:24 PM (1Y+hH)

245 Man. Helen Mirren has some major league yahbohs. Who knew?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 30, 2013 05:27 PM (4Mv1T)

246 "We know that women are already benefiting significantly from the part of ObamaCare that's already been implemented," she said. How?

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at November 30, 2013 05:28 PM (zmNY5)

247 So ... TMZ is reporting that the Fast and Furious actor dude, Paul Walker, died in a ... fiery car wreck.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 30, 2013 05:28 PM (ZPrif)

248 We don't have any airspace over Iraq, Ziggy.

Posted by: eman at November 30, 2013 05:29 PM (AO9UG)

249 So, they've got the 'promiscuous bimbo' demographic pretty much nailed down. Uh-huh...well, other than that?

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at November 30, 2013 05:30 PM (zmNY5)

250 Some hats for the ladies

http://tinyurl.com/o6qnjxz

Walt Disney pulling a train

http://tinyurl.com/qcpl4tv

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at November 30, 2013 05:30 PM (DL2i+)

251 Ooh, now I'm seeing claims this was hoax. Wonder if TMZ got punked. Seems too ironic.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 30, 2013 05:30 PM (ZPrif)

252 Now I think it was a hoax. I was led astray by Iowahawk's twitter.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 30, 2013 05:31 PM (ZPrif)

253 245 Man. Helen Mirren has some major league yahbohs. Who knew? Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 30, 2013 09:27 PM (4Mv1T) Meh. Raving, retarded moonbat cancels any possible points for decent yabohs. Plus, not all that much. In any way.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at November 30, 2013 05:33 PM (zmNY5)

254 So ... TMZ is reporting that the Fast and Furious actor dude, Paul Walker, died in a ... fiery car wreck.
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 30, 2013 09:28 PM (ZPrif)

Holy shit. Right now it looks like every source is to the TMZ story but if true holy shit.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 30, 2013 05:34 PM (Gk3SS)

255 248 We don't have any airspace over Iraq, Ziggy. Posted by: eman at November 30, 2013 09:29 PM (AO9UG) Do we still have any radar or sensors to monitor it? If so, Iran's air defenses will be alerted well before the Israeli planes get there. Bank on it.

Posted by: rickl at November 30, 2013 05:35 PM (sdi6R)

256 it's flavor aid....omg.....it's fucking FLAVOR AID

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at November 30, 2013 05:35 PM (8JJ6O)

257 Lost control of your weiner this winter.

http://tinyurl.com/pdewatp

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at November 30, 2013 05:37 PM (DL2i+)

258 The searchers is on TCM, and the Calvary is coming soon. So watch some RED SKINS get killed. And Natale Wood, who can not swim, gets rescued.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 30, 2013 05:37 PM (0FSuD)

259 Don't worry, if anything happened to Paul Walker, Drudge will have it up by tomorrow afternoon.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 30, 2013 05:38 PM (1Y+hH)

260 Savor the succor, motherfuc...

Posted by: Flavian Hayden at November 30, 2013 05:39 PM (R6JT1)

261 On the subject of Kool-Aid, never forget, the guy who added "drink the Kool-Aid" to the lexicon was ...a ... Democratic party activist, community organizer, especially beloved by his devoted black Democrat folowers. Who killed themselves at his command. It's true. Think about that. Think about that real hard.

Posted by: Fasdluer at November 30, 2013 05:39 PM (YBusZ)

262 So watch some RED SKINS get killed.

Maybe replayed tomorrow night. There's a Manning joke here but I can't find it.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at November 30, 2013 05:40 PM (DL2i+)

263 John Ford, 50's flick, doesn't get much better.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 30, 2013 05:40 PM (0FSuD)

264 Drudge put it up as his banner. Yes.... Helen Mirren...... meeeeeeowwwww

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at November 30, 2013 05:41 PM (jucos)

265 ho killed themselves at his command. It's true. Think about that. Think about that real hard. Posted by: Fasdluer at November 3 Oh, you are just trying to make us feel better.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 30, 2013 05:42 PM (1Y+hH)

266 [i[Meh. Raving, retarded moonbat cancels any possible points for decent yabohs. Plus, not all that much. In any way.[/i] *** Major league yabohs make up for everything. At least til morning. (And Mirren's were fantastic in her youth.)

Posted by: Fasdluer at November 30, 2013 05:43 PM (YBusZ)

267 Now the same asshole in the other Ford flick is going to get fucked and that's the way it is.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 30, 2013 05:44 PM (0FSuD)

268 Looks like it happened in Valencia, lost control of red porsche. The Signal which is the local paper is reporting it. Said a witness thought it was Walker

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible PImp Hand at November 30, 2013 05:44 PM (djNGn)

269 TMZ yanked the post. Looks like TMZ got punked.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at November 30, 2013 05:45 PM (Gk3SS)

270 If I never watched Fast and Furious, is it OK if I ask for a chocolate chip cookie before offering condolences?

Posted by: Adriane... at November 30, 2013 05:46 PM (jdRXP)

271 Drudge put it up as his banner. Well I can see that, since it's about a celebrity.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 30, 2013 05:46 PM (1Y+hH)

272 A little fight before we kill some injuins.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 30, 2013 05:46 PM (0FSuD)

273 OK, never mind ...

Posted by: Adriane... at November 30, 2013 05:46 PM (jdRXP)

274 ONT up!

Posted by: Vendette at November 30, 2013 05:47 PM (gferp)

275 The best part is when John Wayne scalps Burt Ward in front of Maureen O'Hara.

Posted by: Flavian Hayden at November 30, 2013 05:48 PM (R6JT1)

276 Mediamass says it's a hoax, Walker is the latest in a string of hoaxed celebrity death announcements. Drudge, heh.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 30, 2013 05:50 PM (1Y+hH)

277 265. I'm trying to make you feel scared. At Jonestown in 1978 800 plus low information urban black cultists were willing to kill themselves and their children because a carny rat like Jim Jones told them to. Now, fast forward to now, imagine the killings the low information urban black cultists v.2016 would be capable of if ordered ... er ... sufficiently inspired ... by a Cult leader who makes Jim Jones look like Pee Wee Herman.

Posted by: Fasdluer at November 30, 2013 05:51 PM (YBusZ)

278 Dear God. War Eagle. /LSU Man

Posted by: Blacksheep at November 30, 2013 05:53 PM (bS6uW)

279 Bet shes right. You're never going to go broke underestimating the intelligence of the average voter, especially (apparently) the single female voter.
They can turn it all around with one gaffe or statement they can twist by a Republican. That "binders full of women" attack they used that was the dumbest thing ever in politics? Worked.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 30, 2013 05:54 PM (zfY+H)

280 John Wayne, baddest dude in town.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 30, 2013 05:54 PM (0FSuD)

281 Run, bitch. Run!

Posted by: Warmonger at November 30, 2013 06:02 PM (R6JT1)

282 You know, when Charlie Sheen did this "Winning" thing they all thought he was nuts........Yea, I guess it's the same.

Posted by: TheOtherJay at November 30, 2013 06:04 PM (nojhZ)

283 They seem very confident of their vote fixing abilities.

Posted by: yujin at November 30, 2013 07:36 PM (uNd+K)

284 Brzezinski hates Jews and Israel more than Obama, Carter, Farrakhan, Buchanan, Duke and all the mullahs of the IRI put together.

Posted by: FOAF at November 30, 2013 07:46 PM (rZ7kp)

285 She fries whole chickens in that hair.

Whole...chickens.

Posted by: Hari Seldon at November 30, 2013 08:13 PM (iD/v0)

286 Pregnancy is a natural occurence. But I understand the joy of sex without worry of becoming pregnant and therefore the need for contraceptive devices. However, hair growth is also a natural occurence. I demand that Obamacare include the cost of getting a haircut.

Posted by: guest2222 at November 30, 2013 08:43 PM (H3Ube)

287 All they have to do is get it within the margin of fraud, and they've proven they can get it that close reliably whenever they need to.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 30, 2013 08:53 PM (zfY+H)

288 Remember the line, the hand that rocks the cradle rules the world.. ? I think it is more fitting now to say, whoever services and programs the electronic voting machines controls the United States...

Posted by: Stormy at November 30, 2013 09:30 PM (mKIUK)

289 Let's review -

Prescription contraceptives are not subject to a deductable.

A doctors visit and the cost of medication for a 3 year old with an ear infection are subject to a $5,000 deductible.

If we define 'female voting block' as those females who have never born a child I'd guess the DNC is right on target.

Posted by: harrywr2 at December 01, 2013 06:35 AM (fDMbO)

290 Debbie is a victim, like our government and media of trying to imitate and follow Obama's lifestory, trying to get through life as Obama did on blow and choom. How many also want to follow Obama's bendover and kneepad sexual lifestyle, i really don't want to know.
For this they abandoned God ? !

Posted by: ron n. at December 02, 2013 02:41 AM (c7HxG)

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