1 I still have some Hostess Cupcakes I hoarded from November.  Guess I better give them to the homeless shelter.

2 EC
Those will become "classics".
Waith in the next twenty years or so, when they climb in value.

3 The Detroit story is a bad link.

And never underestimate the depths to which the LAPD can sink.

4 EC
Those will become "classics".
Waith in the next twenty years or so, when they climb in value.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 13, 2013 09:39 AM (iZP3p)

They are still edible and taste great.

5 Gateway Pundit has a story about how over 3000 white farmers have been murdered in South Africa after the wonderful government required registration of all guns 2 years ago.

Yet, let's pretend the apartheid was the worst thing ever in the history of the world.

Let me be clear: Desmond Tutu is a rotten, amoral, worthless piece of shit and Nelson Mandella was even worse.

Fucking leftists. Not a single a single problem they won't make worse. By intent.

6
Your status of the Republican Party metaphor of the day:

Mitt Romney celebrated his 66th birthday with a fluffernutter cupcake and a festive paper hat today in surroundings that were certainly more bleak than he once would have hoped.

His loyal son Tagg posted a photo of his father on Instagram where the elder Mr Romney was seen sitting in a non-descript board room while wearing a suit and blue tie and smiling as he looks on at a batch of peanut butter and marshmallow cupcakes.

As if that weren't enough, a can of Diet Coke and a boxed sandwich are also on the table, topping off the lackluster birthday lunch.

DailyMail [pics]
http://tinyurl.com/bk27z58

7 That story about Andy Harris destroying the admin story on vaccinations is awesome. I know Andy well and he is an absolutely great guy. The moron horde would love him. Very pro-gun and all around conservative dude.

8 As if that weren't enough, a can of Diet Coke and a boxed sandwich are also on the table, topping off the lackluster birthday lunch.

Whoa.  Has he taken up caffeine?!

9
Mitt Romney celebrated his 66th birthday with a fluffernutter cupcake and a festive paper hat today in surroundings that were certainly more bleak than he once would have hoped.


Mitt Romney gotta eat!!!

10 What is it that you do here at the White House Barack?

11 This is heartwarming.

Senior Iranian clerics have scolded President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad for consoling Hugo Chavez's mother with a hug -- a physical contact considered a sin under Iran's strict Islamic codes.

http://is.gd/xRO4UF

12 Gateway Pundit has a story about how over 3000 white farmers have been murdered in South Africa after the wonderful government required registration of all guns 2 years ago.

Yet, let's pretend the apartheid was the worst thing ever in the history of the world.

Let me be clear: Desmond Tutu is a rotten, amoral, worthless piece of shit and Nelson Mandella was even worse.

Fucking leftists. Not a single a single problem they won't make worse. By intent.

Posted by: RoyalOil at March 13, 2013 09:41 AM (VjL9S)

 

Somewhere in the great beyond, Ian Smith is shaking his head:  "I told you so. . ."

13 "killing Jews is worship" sf muni bus campaign http://tinyurl.com/bl3j2xf

14 Obama Claims He Had Nothing To Do With Stopping WH Tours

 

Of course not.  Just like he had nothing to do with releasing thousands of illegals from detention centers,    and nothing to do with selling guns to Mexican cartels,   and nothing to do with abandoning our people in Benghazi,      and nothing to do with anything else in his entire administration.   Which gives a whole new meaning to the term "Administration,"    really,     in that he doesn't appear to    administer a g-ddamned thing.

 

Plausible   deniability through     professed ignorance.   Who'da thunk it would ever be    an acceptable answer for a President's   massive failures.

15 Plausible deniability through professed ignorance. Who'da thunk it would ever be an acceptable answer for a President's massive failures.  Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 13, 2013 09:46 AM (4df7R)

::: swoon ::::

:::: sigh ::::

16

Senior Iranian clerics have scolded President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad for consoling Hugo Chavez's mother with a hug -- a physical contact considered a sin under Iran's strict Islamic codes.

 

If I understand Islamic law, doesn't this mean the woman should be stoned to death and Ahmadinnerjacket should have his arm chopped off?

17 Ian Smith was Rhodesian, but same difference.

18 A cupcake in a board room? That sounds like a grown up's birthday. Where's Jay-Z and the gold leaf cake? That's how a Preezy rolls.

19 So, how can the leftists push for ex-felons to vote--a right no where in the Constitution--and yet, we won't dare couple such stupidity with a proposal that the same ex-felon then be given the right to own a gun?

Seriously.

If we can't trust them with a gun, why are we letting them out? And letting them vote?

And under the Second, they are still people, so why are we infringing on their rights?

Oh, right: Stupid Party does as stupid party is.

20

Gateway Pundit has a story about how over 3000 white farmers have been murdered in South Africa after the wonderful government required registration of all guns 2 years ago.

 

Have you noticed how   South Africa has all but dropped out of the public eye since apartheid ended?   You'd think the news media would be lining up to show the wonders of a new world in which everyone is treated    equally!

 

Except of course they can't, because they aren't,      and whites are leaving South Africa in droves   to avoid persecution.

 

Replacing    one evil with another has never worked in the history of ever.  

21 Rhodesia became Zimbabwe.  Such a deal they got...makes SA look like Mr Rogers neighborhood.

22 Obama Claims He Had Nothing To Do With Stopping WH Tours







Poor innocent Barry. He's responsible for absolutely nothing. There are always these giant invisible forces out there conspiring against him and his precious agenda

23 18 A cupcake in a board room? That sounds like a grown up's birthday. Where's Jay-Z and the gold leaf cake? That's how a Preezy rolls. --------- Lets not forget a champaign tower.

24 The only thing I see wrong with the cop/dog story (absent any other info) is that she walked away without identifying herself. Is there something wrong with drawing a weapon if you are approached by a seemingly aggressive dog? Or is she supposed to go hand to paws (and jaws)? I realize that she is a cop, and that has become a mortal sin here, but not every dog is a cute fluffy sweet animal. I also realize that in Massachusetts, a law abiding citizen doesn't have that option, and it sucks, but that doesn't change the bottom line that I would rather shoot a charging animal than hit it with my fists.

25 re: South African farmers who are white and now dead.  Rhodesia mean anything?  Heck read about what is happening in California what VDH chronicles.  It is happening here.

26 LAPD  is  going  to  wish  they  had  paid  the  taxes  on  the  new  truck  when  the  legal  sharks  finish  dismembering  them  in  court. 

27 Rhodesia became Zimbabwe. Such a deal they got...makes SA look like Mr Rogers neighborhood.

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 13, 2013 09:52 AM (++jwC)

I saw a video (it might still be on youtube) it was an interview with a black soldier in the Rhodesian army. They asked him why he was fighting for Rhodesia. He said something like, Because I hate communists and what they'll do to my country if they take over.

28 LAPD should also cover the women's medical bills.  Oh wait, both were not illegal immigrants.  So sorry.  Yep, LAPD once again not winning the hearts and minds.

29 LAPD is going to wish they had paid the taxes on the new truck when thelegal sharks finish dismembering them in court.


One of the two women, I think the older one, is still recovering from two bullet wounds.  A total of 102 rounds were fired on the truck, from 8 officers.  That makes an average of 12.75 per officer, or almost a whole magazine.

30 Obama has dumbed down the Office of the President to the point where any stuttering stupid idiot could do it.

31

All Volunteer WH tours cancelled saves exactly how much $$ anyway? Yeah, it's theater.

Oh, and the detroit linky seems to be working now.

"Have you noticed how South Africa has all but dropped out of the public eye"

Cause du jour - it's about fundraising, not "fixing" anything. "Hands across America II" anyone? 

32 Rhodesia became Zimbabwe. Such a deal they got...makes SA look like Mr Rogers neighborhood.

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 13, 2013 09:52 AM (++jwC)

 

Is it even called Zimbabwe anymore?   The "countries" over there change names so frequently that   I can't even keep up with     them all. 

33 @PounderFile  AP: "Justice Dept IG says Thomas Perez gave incomplete testimony on New Black Panther case" http://is.gd/kTSs74  #NotGoodForConfirmation

"Thomas Perez Should Be Blocked"- http://bit.ly/YhdMwW

34

TIP! TIP! TIP!

Ace, it looks like Season 4 of Downtown Abbey will feature as many black folk as any given Aaron Sorkin show.

The link: http://tinyurl.com/b4wgw53

35 Is it even called Zimbabwe anymore? The "countries" over there change names so frequently that I can't even keep up with them all.


Mugabe could make some money if he offered to sell the naming rights of his country to Bank of America.

36 Gotta love the LAPD.  102 bullets?  That's a 1099.

37 What is it that you do here at the White House Hut Barack? Fixed.

38 EC, put it on eBay.  Highest bidder in USD gets to rename Zimbabwe.

39 Plausible deniability through professed ignorance. Who'da thunk it would ever be an acceptable answer for a President's massive failures.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 13, 2013 09:46 AM (4df7R)

But look MWR,  He got Bin Ladin.

40 17 Ian Smith was Rhodesian, but same difference. Rhodesia has the same problem, only worse, as official government policy.

41 Enjoyed reading on the Doc's  that  are finding ways to practice outside of Obamacare.

42 29 One of the two women, I think the older one, is still recovering from two bullet wounds. A total of 102 rounds were fired on the truck, from 8 officers. That makes an average of 12.75 per officer, or almost a whole magazine.

----------

Good point. LAPD is going to need about a billion more rounds of ammo so they can keep this up. Maybe DHS will loan them some.

43

From the fucking LAPD story:

 

“The     [71 year old]      grandmother, Emma, starts saying, ‘God have mercy on us,Â’ because she thinks for sure theyÂ’re going to die,”    [lawyer Glen]    Jonas said, recounting the Feb. 7 shooting. “She then clutches around the back seat of her daughter to protect her from the gun shots because her daughter has children.”

 

LAPD to these women:  "What the hell?    We didn't kill you, but you think we OWE you something?        Fuck you    pay me."

44 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

45 Obama has dumbed down the Office of the President to the point where any stuttering stupid idiot could do it.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 13, 2013 09:56 AM (nBccM)

 

JOE BIDEN:  You rang?

46 - "Senate Democrat Budget Proposes A Trillion Dollars In New Taxes" Sun rises in east. And politics is not actually a coffee klatch or a sewing circle. - "The Holocaust: FDR's Indelible Failure" Joseph Kennedy Sr. was very influential in D.C. politico circles. Connect the dots. - "NAACP Head Slams Solicitor General, Not Realizing He's Sitting At The Same Table As The Solicitor General" The irony would be lost on airheaded liberals (BIRM) in the media (BIRM). - "Doctors Fighting Back Against Obamacare" Of course. The only people for whom Obamacare is worse are patients. But alas doctors' opinions don't really matter, do they? They're not one of the cherished "protected classes."

47 The 'Docs fight back against ObamaCare' article is a must-read. The real solution we need is to stop equating 'health insurance' with 'health care.'

48 LAPD should also cover the women's medical bills. Oh wait, both were not illegal immigrants. Oh, they will. When it's all said & done, those ladies will be able to buy a small South Pacific island.

49

"Is it even called Zimbabwe anymore"

It's the "Republic of Zimbabwe". FWIW, the current figure is that the "white" population is down to 1% and dropping.

50 My college roomie works planning an building prisons.  Needless to say South Africa is a big growth industry although, when he was there, he said he's never felt so endangered anywhere else he's traveled.  Mexico City, where Don King's rolex was liberated, he considers paradise.

51 Ace, it looks like Season 4 of Downtown Abbey will feature as many black folk as any given Aaron Sorkin show.


To be fair, there was a Turkish guy who nailed Mary Crawley in her own bed back in season 1.  But they killed him off in the same episode!  Funny thing is, they did the Star Trek TOS treatment to him:  they hired a white guy and just painted him over with dark make-up, to make him look swarthy.

52 just a reminder

Biden 2009 ;'

“I guarantee you Barack Obama ain’t taking my shotguns, so don’t buy that malarkey. Don’t buy

that malarkey. They’re going to start peddling that to you. I got two, if he tries to fool with my Beretta, he’s got a problem. I like that little over and under, you know? I’m not bad with it. So give me a break. Give me a break.”

53 EC, put it on eBay. Highest bidder in USD gets to rename Zimbabwe. I bid a dollar. Rename it "Shithole".

54 TIP! TIP! TIP!
Ace, it looks like Season 4 of Downtown Abbey will feature as many black folk as any given Aaron Sorkin show.
The link: http://tinyurl.com/b4wgw53

Posted by: DGH at March 13, 2013 09:57 AM (gFYz6)

WeÂ’re also finally getting a black actor on this show, which is fantastic, considering how white-washed it is.

Katie Speed Katie is an young student from Boston, MA living in London for a year while she pursues her MA in Applied Theatre.





White people in early 20th Century England? How unrealistic is that. You know this ignorant, uneducated cretin voted for Barry. Applied Theatre. More like Applied Unemployment

55 Joseph Kennedy Sr was a tax evading, philandering, anti-Semite who rooted for the Nazis and ran from London during the Battle of Britain.  He was so awful an ambassador to the Court of St. James that FDR had to recall him.  Hopefully him and Teddy have adjoining pits of molten lava.

56 Obama has dumbed down the Office of the President to the point where any stuttering stupid idiot could do it.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 13, 2013 09:56 AM (nBccM)

 

To paraphrase (I think) that lefty tool Mort Sahl:  in 200 years, we've gone from George Washington, John Adams and Thomas Jefferson to Barack Obama, Joe Biden and John Kerry.  You have to wonder just how much of that kind of progress America can stand.

57 But look MWR, He got Bin Ladin.

Posted by: willow-ette at March 13, 2013 09:59 AM (nqBYe)

 

Ohhh, of course!   That's right.   His legendary "gutsy call" of okaying the capture or death of America's #1 most wanted terrorist.  

 

Given that he apparently can't tell his ass from a tea kettle    from    a   hand grenade,     anyone who actually still believes     Obammy     had jack shit to do with     the    Bin Laden raid,      outside of autopenning a travel voucher for the SEALs,     is   a stone cold idiot.

58

That makes an average of 12.75 per officer, or almost a whole magazine.

 

Hey look!  I hit  the tailgate  four times!

59 that was supposed to be 2008.

blink , blink, all numbers blur together, and without alcohol!

60 *Fist bumps all around*

61 The article about doctors adopting new no-insurance practices is great. I'd love more than anything to see people stop thinking of insurance as pre-paid routine medicine.

62 I bid a dollar.
Rename it "Shithole".

Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2013 10:04 AM (MDe9/)

Mugabe recently said his treasury was down to its last $217 dollars. 

I bid $218 and submit "Barack Obama's Birthplace".

63

Wait!  That old lady with the walker seems to be getting away!

 

Christine Dorner's getting away!  Reload!

64 Hey look! I hit the tailgate four times!

Posted by: LAPD Marksman of the Month at March 13, 2013 10:05 AM (NF2Bf)

Fuck you, I hit the back windshield 5 times!

65 LAPD, making the Keystone Cops look competent.

66 In defense of the LAPD, if those ladies were delivering the LA Times, they had it coming.

67 Okay, on that "only cops should have guns" story... I'm not seeing the problem. Two larger dogs approached her- she claims that at least one of them had its hackles up. So she drew her weapon- keeping it pointed at the ground- and told the dog owners to comply with the law (that is: leash their dogs). Would someone be throwing a fit if the dogs which were "playing" had been Pit Bulls? Rottweilers? Sorry, I'm with her: if I'm out walking my dog (or walking alone) and a large dog comes up and I think it's aggressive, I get to defend myself. Given how fast an angry large dog can incapacitate someone, if I had a gun I'd want it already out, too. Maybe it would have been different if she'd pointed the gun at someone, but she didn't.

68

R.I.P.  Harry Stamps.

 

Love the Fruit of the Loom pocket Tee

69 MWR,  well Bush couldn't !



(what i've read a thousand times from  the bots)

70 something goes wrong,

Holder I didn't know, ( How those guns got in cartels hands)

Obama I didn't know. (anything ever )

Neopolitan icecream,   (illegals released)I didn't know.

funny that.

71 Maybe it would have been different if she'd pointed the gun at someone, but she didn't.


If she wasn't a cop, would she still get the same treatment?

72 /sock

73 MWR, well Bush couldn't !



(what i've read a thousand times from the bots)

Posted by: willow-ette at March 13, 2013 10:08 AM (nqBYe)

 

Don't you love that argument?  And you just KNOW if Boooosh had    been in office when Bin Laden was whacked, the left would be up in arms about it.  "Booosh had him killed because Bin Laden knew Boooosh was behind 9/11!   War crimes!   War crimes!   Assassination!  How come we don't get to see a body, huh?  How come we don't get to see evidence that he's dead?   Liar, liar, pants on fire!"

 

My hatred for them, it burns incandescent and eternal.

74 Het Ben, thanks for the morning link dump. I have really been enjoying them! Good morning, morons and moronettes. Discovered that husband has Friday off and Spring weather has arrived. Woot woot!

75 "Is it even called Zimbabwe anymore"
It's the "Republic of Zimbabwe". FWIW, the current figure is that the "white" population is down to 1% and dropping.

Posted by: Jess1 at March 13, 2013 10:03 AM (lbiWb)

Sure it's a republic. It's elections are a fair as Chicago's

76

"The real solution we need is to stop equating 'health insurance' with 'health care.'"

Agreed.

My wife (former UMNICU) has long said that the entire "health care" clusterf**k (her exact word) is due to the language. "insurance", "care", "provider", "cost", and "price" are bandied about as if none of the terms actually has a definition.

77 Higher vet bills? The dude eats dog.

78 Climategate 3 is now out!  Turns out Michael Mann was wrong about the Grand Conspiracy of "Big Oil".  It's just one guy doing what he thinks is right.  All 220,000 emails are now available to some with the password. See Bishop Hill Blog.

79 AllenG, look up the case of Diane Whipple.  From where else, the Peoples Republic of California.  Killed in her apartment complex by Presa Canario dogs named Bane and Hera.  Dogs which were kept in the apartment building by two lawyers who had adopted the dogs' owner as their son.  Just ignore the fact the adopted son is serving life in prison and these two dogs were thought to have been meant to act as guard dogs for a drug operation.

80 MWR, I've often wondered how  9-11  truthers come to terms with supporting Obama , talk about mental gyrations needed .

Illegal war no alqueda!, all Bush -daddy stuff! hates the brown man.


now, silence.

almost laugh worthy if it weren't so deadly serious.

81 i'm beginning to think mark kelly got roped into being my anti gun guy .... realizing he was a useful idiot for the left he acted out and purchased a weapon he felt he needed in light of living on the border

82 61 The article about doctors adopting new no-insurance practices is great. I'd love more than anything to see people stop thinking of insurance as pre-paid routine medicine.

Posted by: Jenny Tries Too Hard at March 13, 2013 10:06 AM (6GBZO)

 

*******

 

Unfortunately, those docs are not likely to "move the needle" much in terms of either healthcare expenditures (certain to skyrocket in the early phases of O-care), or in changing the model of healthcare delivery.  Both hospitals and state medical boards will bring pressure to bear ('credentialing' in the case of hospitals and 'medical licensure' in the case of state boards) that will limit their ability to deliver that type of care.   Concierge medicine or "direct primary care" models are a form of cherry-picking- with limited applicability to most people's financial and health needs.  A concierge doc might be fine at ingrown toenails, but isn't gonna take care of your heart attack without hospital privileges and access to specialists. 

83 If she wasn't a cop, would she still get the same treatment? From me? Yes. I don't know what the law says about it where she is. I know it would be considered a "just draw" here in Texas, though. If she broke the law, she broke the law and should be punished for it. I'm not denying that. However, if it was against the law for her to do so, I think that's dumb.

84 are we sure it wasn't mark kelly's twin brother?

85 here's my dump: www.soothsayerpullshiscalfmuscle.com www.soothsayerisatthegymrightnow

86 # Senate Democrat Budget Proposes A Trillion Dollars In New Taxes --- I'm amazed they actually proposed a budget. The amount of taxes, though? Not so much. # Obama Claims He Had Nothing To Do With Stopping WH Tours --- Horseshit. Start halting his golf outings and family's vacations until the budget is fixed and you'll see some movement from the White House pretty damn quick. # Bankrupt Countries Are Coming After Investors --- I read this as "bankrupt counties" and thought that LA County would start trying to seize investments. # Japanese Politician Banned For Wearing Wrestling Mask To Meetings --- If that shithead Great Sasuke can wear his mask to meetings, then the new guy can do it too.

87

>>>Mitt Romney celebrated his 66th birthday with a fluffernutter
cupcake

 

Ahem.

 

"Jumped on it like a Mormon on a cupcake"

88 . Both hospitals and state medical boards will bring pressure to bear ('credentialing' in the case of hospitals and 'medical licensure' in the case of state boards) that will limit their ability to deliver that type of care. Concierge medicine or "direct primary care" models are a form of cherry-picking- with limited applicability to most people's financial and health needs. A concierge doc might be fine at ingrown toenails, but isn't gonna take care of your heart attack without hospital privileges and access to specialists. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 13, 2013 10:15 AM (pLvWv



While we know this is true. It was nice reading that Some were trying to  figure out a way around this issue.

Perhaps lawsuits will come and shine the light on the error of the Bill and it's  punishing doctors and patients  trying to  get real care?

dunno..

89 But alas doctors' opinions don't really matter, do they? They're not one of the cherished "protected classes."

As the Americans retire/quit and hospitals hire more and more Third World immigrants to take their place (at minimum wage, ho-hum) they might be.

90 AllenG, look up the case of Diane Whipple. From where else, the Peoples Republic of California. Killed in her apartment complex by Presa Canario dogs named Bane and Hera. I may have heard of that, but I can't remember the details. I know there was one case (maybe that one, maybe a different one- but it was similar) where some of the neighbors said something along the lines of "If we'd had guns, we would have shot the dogs- but it's virtually illegal to have a gun here."

91 Regarding the cop-draws-gun-on-dog story, speaking as someone    who has       a   somewhat   irrational fear of large dogs, I would have done the same thing.      Ruby is described only as a "mixed breed    mutt," so I have no idea of her size.   But since the off-duty officer was walking her pug,    I could understand her fear   not only that the dog might injure her, but also might  injure her pet.           Large dogs and small dogs don't always    mix.

92
Okay, on that "only cops should have guns" story... I'm not seeing the problem. Two larger dogs approached her- she claims that at least one of them had its hackles up. So she drew her weapon

Posted by: AllenG





"The dog took a combative stance and appeared to be reaching for a weapon.  In fear of his own life, the officer...."

93 # Does John McCain Have Standing To Complain About Political Stunts --- Is that a rhetorical question? # Illinois Pension Crisis Turns Criminal --- Not really a surprise, given that most officials in Illinois are either from or going to a correctional facility. # NAACP Head Slams Solicitor General, Not Realizing He's Sitting At The Same Table As The Solicitor General --- The position of HNIC tends to be the person who can bluster the best and give shit to their friends, not someone who knows their head from their ass. # LAPD Shoot Up The Truck Of An Innocent Women, Offer To Replace It If She Pays Taxes On The Replaced Vehicle --- It is technically subject to gift tax the way the LAPD and the city have handled things. Finding a legal loophole to make it a settlement with the city without declaring it to be income would have been far less costly to the city than the lawsuit these women will inevitably file.

94 Breitbart:  Mark Kelly said the plan was to hand over the AR-15 to the police ALL ALONG!


LOL!  Why bother buying it in the first place you lying fuckwit?

95
Responding to the previous thread:

From Chemjeff:

another O/T: I'm thinking about buying a Roku. any Roku-owning morons here care to offer an opinion pro/con?

I like it...it's tiny, it can play full 1080p content. Problems with it, it tends to overheat, even if placed to allow for maximum ventilation. I fixed mine by tearing it open, and placing a couple of heat sinks on the larger chips with thermal epoxy, and adding a small fan.

It works with just about every online provider I tried, including Netflix, Amazon Prime, and Hulu....along with a bunch of lesser known outfits. If you have a really good internet connection, 1080P is not a problem at all...but if you tend to lag out randomly, it's best you stick with lower resolutions.

I haven't used mine in a while, (after losing my job, I let all my various subscriptions lapse), but I think I'll pick up Amazon Prime, and Netflix again....those were two of the best providers, IMO.

96 whatup hosers

97

I'm looking for the lady that shot my paw!   /good dog Peach!

98 "Twinkes Should Be Back By Summer" Great. Dennis: Some gay guys are twinks, and others are bears. This gay guy's a bear. By the way we're totally cool with that. To each his own. Frank: Wait, I'm a little confused here. What's a twink? Dennis: A twink is small and slender, like Mac. Mac: Oh no, I'm too muscular, I would be a bear. Dennis: Ohh don't think so bro. Not hairy enough. Frank: Smooth. I would be a bear. Dennis: No no, see I don't think you'd be a bear either. As a matter of fact I don't know what you would be because you're definitely not a twink. Frank: I'd be a top, that's for sure. Mac: Can a twink be a top, or is that reserved for bears? Dennis: I'm sure there's a great deal of switching back and forth, but I think more often than not bears are tops, unless they happen to be power bottoms. Frank: What's a power bottom? Mac: A power bottom is a bottom that is capable of receiving an enormous amount of power. Dennis: Actually Mac, you got it backwards. See a power bottom's actually generating all the power by doing most of the work. Frank: Does the power have to do with the size or the strength of the bottom? Mac: Now Dennis, I've heard that speed has something to do with it. Dennis: Speed has everything to do with it. You see the speed of the bottom informs the top how much pressure he's supposed to apply. Speed's the name of the game.

99 speaking as someone who has a somewhat irrational fear of large dogs, I would have done the same thing. Ruby is described only as a "mixed breed mutt," so I have no idea of her size. And the other dog was a shepherd if I remember correctly (just skimmed some of it). And even a relatively small dog can absolutely ruin your day. I wouldn't draw down on a Chihuahua or a Pug, but even something the size of an Irish Setter (which is a "small dog" to me) can tear you up pretty good.

100 Rep. Ed Markey, lielfetime MA hack, will probably be the next Senator from MA (but only God knows for sure). Anyway, to win the primary he needs to out-moonbat Rep. Lynch. So Markey's first TV ad begins with the infamous "From my cold dead hands" video with the late Mr. Heston. Then it cuts to Markey promising to "work with Obama to get these assault weapons off the streets."

101 FL Lt.Gov Resigns From Office




*sigh*

102 Two larger dogs approached her- she claims that at least one of them had its hackles up. Unless Cesar Milan was with her, I don't trust a cop to make a qualified assessment. Sorry, the trigger happy, dog capping thin blue line has spent all of their goodwill capital. Broad brush? Yeah. Life's a bitch sometimes.

103 Democrats are as afraid of being anti-gun as they were of Obamacare, if you get my drift.

104 90 AllenG, look up the case of Diane Whipple. From where else, the Peoples Republic of California. Killed in her apartment complex by Presa Canario dogs named Bane and Hera. I may have heard of that, but I can't remember the details. I know there was one case (maybe that one, maybe a different one- but it was similar) where some of the neighbors said something along the lines of "If we'd had guns, we would have shot the dogs- but it's virtually illegal to have a gun here." --- That was a fucked-up case on multiple levels. My memory is a little fuzzy, but I seem to remember three things which make the case stick out... 1. The owners of the dogs were a white supremacist couple 2. There were allegations made that the female of that couple was having relations with the dog 3. They got their lawyers to do the most illogical defense I'd ever heard by playing up that the victim was a lesbian and that she did something to provoke the dogs.

105 "The dog took a combative stance and appeared to be reaching for a weapon. In fear of his own life, the officer...." I'm not sure if this is just a joke, or trying to say that drawing her weapon wasn't justified. I'll admit I chuckled- so if the former, well played. If the latter- you do realize that dogs already have their weapons at hand (or at muzzle) as it were, right? On that note- I think I'm going to get more coffee.

106 If it turns out those women were driving 63 MPH in the left lane of the freeway, the cops were justified in shooting their truck a hundred times.

107 EC, put it on eBay. Highest bidder in USD gets to rename Zimbabwe.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 13, 2013 09:58 AM (bDDEv)

East Detroit

108 This morning News Dump is RAcist !!!! It portrays most of the problems are Black Generated.. Problems with Politics in our Country with Black President to Black Mayor Problems, Black Smoke from Vatican still a problem. Naacp problems with proper dinner manors, Bigger Problems with Obamma Care a Black Presidents initiated Law of the Land, trouble with Blacks in Illinois.. With only 15 % of our population Black . how did all these problems come to the forefront of our Nation? Stop blaming the 75% out of wedlock births by Blacks and the disproportionate amount of High School drop outs and welfare takers.. This Racism must stop... or we need to increase taxes to solve all the problems that ail our Great Nation.

109 94 Breitbart: Mark Kelly said the plan was to hand over the AR-15 to the police act as a straw buyer ALL ALONG!

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fixt

110 >Have you noticed how South Africa has all but dropped out of the public eye since apartheid ended? since the end of apartheid, one of the biggest growth industries in S Africa is private security for hire One of the things that came out of the Pistorius story was how white people with money are basically living behind walls and concertina wire with private armed security

111 Breitbart: Mark Kelly said the plan was to hand over the AR-15 to the police ALL ALONG!
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Which would be an illegal straw purchase unless he stated that was his intent on the ATF form.

Who am I fucking kidding? This is Obamatown, laws are for the little people.

112 fcol.

113 more news, just in: Granny with the fantastic pooper just walked in.

114 LOL! Why bother buying it in the first place you lying fuckwit? Posted by: EC at March 13, 2013 10:21 AM (GQ8sn) Besides the bullshit lie, even if he is telling the truth what the hell did he prove? He had to wait until his background check was complete to get the rifle. (although being a husband to a once Representative in Congress I think if he had a felony it might be 'overlooked.') EC- congrats on the teufel hunden.

115 Love that obit. Harry sounds like he was my kind of guy.

116 While we know this is true. It was nice reading that Some were trying to figure out a way around this issue.

Perhaps lawsuits will come and shine the light on the error of the Bill and it's punishing doctors and patients trying to get real care?

dunno..

Posted by: willow-ette at March 13, 2013 10:18 AM (nqBYe)

 

*******

 

Don't get me wrong.  I have been in favor of more open competition in medicine and market-based solutions from the get-go.  The problem is that the boat has already sailed, and there's no getting the horse back in the barn once he's seen Paree (or some other mixed metaphor to that effect).  The inertia is taking us inexorably in the other direction.  Without a filibuster proof majority in the Senate and an R in the White House there is no way in hell O-care will be repealed.  So, look for the little exceptions and take advantage while you can, but don't expect it to go to a free market system.

117

Who cares what Mark Kelly thinks/does? Whilst it is horrific to have had a spouse undergo such an event, his standing as an "astronaut" qualifies him to be...

an astronaut. Lisa Nowak ring a bell w/anyone?

 

118 What does it matter?!!!!!

119 Which would be an illegal straw purchase unless he stated that was his intent on the ATF form.

Who am I fucking kidding? This is Obamatown, laws are for the little people.

Posted by: RoyalOil at March 13, 2013 10:26 AM (VjL9S)

Just as illegal as waving around a high capacity magazine in DC......

120 Convenient link to point when someone asks 'why do you need 30+ rounds.' http://tinyurl.com/a4x3crf (Yoots having fun in the utopia that is Chicago.)

121 Granny with the fantastic pooper just walked in.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 13, 2013 10:27 AM (CXoSL)

 

I'll just sit quietly and wait for this one to develop.

122 95 Responding to the previous thread: From Chemjeff: another O/T: I'm thinking about buying a Roku. any Roku-owning morons here care to offer an opinion pro/con? --- We have two at my house for my daughters' rooms. We hooked up Netflix, Amazon Instant Video (free movies and TV with Amazon Prime), Vudu, and numerous other channels to it. If you have subscription-based services, it's perfect for it. If you have any interest in a cloud-based movie collection, seriously consider Vudu. You can use your computer with DVDs and Blu-Rays to get digital copies in Ultraviolet between $2 and $5 a pop, which can be accessed on any authorized Ultraviolet service such as Vudu, Flixster, CinemaNow, etc., on a TV set, computer, or mobile device. CinemaNow and Flixster also offer disc-to-digital, but Flixster's is more expensive and CinemaNow is run in a very half-assed way compared to Vudu. If you want free channels, there are some on there like Pandora radio and Crackle which are good. Crackle is a Sony media channel that will let you watch a large catalog of movies and TV for free, but you have to watch a commercial about every eight minutes. It's like watching a basic cable movie channel except that the movies aren't altered for content.

123 being an astronaut means you're willing to sit on top of a bomb built to government specs by the lowest bidder not for me

124 we call her granny because she's in her 40's... and she's a grandmother.

125 Breitbart: Mark Kelly said the plan was to hand over the AR-15 to the police ALL ALONG! Wish I had enough spare scratch that I could afford to go around buying the cops $1500.00 - $2000.00 "presents".

126 EC- congrats on the teufel hunden.

Posted by: RWC at March 13, 2013 10:27 AM (fWAjv)

Thanks!  He is helping out with recruiting at his former highschool wearing his blue pants-khaki shirt combo.  He uniform is so sharp you could set your watch to it.  I'm sure there are lots of former classmates (young girls) who are coming up to him with large eyes and mouths agape.

127 >Granny with the fantastic pooper just walked in. Posted by: soothsayer at March 13, 2013 10:27 AM (CXoSL) not sure what this means....

128

#121,

same here...

129 One of the things that came out of the Pistorius story was how white people with money are basically living behind walls and concertina wire with private armed security --- Still somewhat amazing that the Blade Runner was able to "retire" his model girlfriend without any serious problems once the investigator got in trouble for other stuff.

130 so she's a GILF

131 Mark Kelly has quickly attained "needs to be tossed in a chipper" status.

132 130 so she's a GILF --- Did someone say GMILF?

133 no- GILF RTFC

134 131 Mark Kelly has quickly attained "needs to be tossed in a chipper" status. --- He reached that quite a while ago when he was willing to use his ailing wife as a political prop.

135 125 Wish I had enough spare scratch that I could afford to go around buying the cops $1500.00 - $2000.00 "presents".

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Hmm. Would it be tax deductible?

136

Rick Perry was praised for drawing down and blowing away a coyote.  I'm sure the cop had the same fear and thus reasons as Perry for drawing her weapon.

 

Anyway is it weird that I'd have hesitation in shooting a 'pet' whereas I would have no hesitation shooting a person that posed an imminent threat?  My soft heartedness is going to get me one day.

137 One of the things that came out of the Pistorius story was how white people with money are basically living behind walls and concertina wire with private armed security

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 13, 2013 10:26 AM (8sCoq)

 

*******

 

My former practice partner was from South Africa but had lived in the States for many years.  On 9/11, almost the first words out of his mouth were, "Oh no. Now this is gonna turn into a police state, and I know what that is like."  (spoken before noon on the actual day of the attacks, almost as we watched the second tower collapse).   Guy was a big Booosh hater.  F**king insensitive lying, self serving P.O.S.  socialist.   That day marked the beginning of the end of our partnership.

138

All of us down at the Brattleboro WomanÂ’s Reproductive and Pregnancy Decision Center think that the rich pet owners can pay more in taxes so that the middle class can have there pets covered by the Affartable Hellth Care Act.  This is a good thing and people must respect animals because they have feelings too and most people just look at animals as food and not a living, breathing creature that needs love too. Presdent Obama should be saluted that he has included pests in his Hellth care Bill.  We should eat more things that do not have faces and that way the earth and all its living things and stuff can exit in harminity.  Yeah for Presdent Obamo and the Demoncrats in Crongress...Keep up the goood work for the Amerrican peeple and there pests.

139 133 no- GILF RTFC --- You evers watch my show? I hits on the old ladies alls the time and tell thems that they are a grandmother I'd like to f*guitar screech*

140 Mark Kelly doing his Sara Brady impression alongside his wife was when I decided Mark Kelly is not a real human being.

141 Watched documentaries on Johannesberg and Lagos. What hell holes. If you are rich and can afford a private army to protect you, it's fine.

I found an old art book I must have bought about 10 years ago. It's houses in Mexico and very colorful. They are owned by rich people and rich artists - many gringos. I wonder how people can still maintain homes down their without a private security force. Since kidnapping for ransom is so common, I dont know how people can live. Some big director (Guiellermo Del Toro) had a family member kidnapped. He was released but now he has moved his entire extended family to LA.

142 Granny with the fantastic pooper just walked in. Posted by: soothsayer at March 13, 2013 10:27 AM (CXoSL) not sure what this means.... The first rule of Grannies with Fantastic Poopers Club is, you don't talk about Grannies with Fantastic Poopers Club.

143

"Anyway is it weird that I'd have hesitation in shooting a 'pet' whereas I would have no hesitation shooting a person that posed an imminent threat?"

Not at all. I'm pretty good at "talking down" an agressive dog. PCP/Meth/Crackhead, not so much.

144 He reached that quite a while ago when he was willing to use his ailing wife as a political prop.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 13, 2013 10:34 AM (e0xKF)

That was kind of my point.  That he persists in rampant attention whoring has to mean that the donks have big plans for him.

145 Anyway is it weird that I'd have hesitation in shooting a 'pet' whereas I would have no hesitation shooting a person that posed an imminent threat? I don't think so. That dog is just acting the way dogs do. If it's attacking you, the likelihood is that someone (possibly you, probably not) flipped that switch all dogs have marked "kill." That assailant is someone who chose to do you harm.

146 I wonder how people can still maintain homes down their without a private security force. --- At the least, a bodyguard and an insurance plan against kidnapping are heavily recommended. Ever watch Man On Fire?

147 Watched documentaries on Johannesberg and Lagos.

Fookin prawns!  I know, eh? 

148 This is a pretty cool picture.
http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap130311.html

149

Venezuela, proving that idiots in power continue to be idiots even after they're dead.

 

Venezuela to probe Chavez cancer poisoning accusations

http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/03/12/us-venezuela-election-idUSBRE92B0MM20130312

 

(Reuters) - Venezuela will set up a formal inquiry into claims that the late President Hugo Chavez's cancer was the result of poisoning by his enemies abroad, the government said.

150 I'm sure there are lots of former classmates (young girls) who are coming up to him with large eyes and mouths agape. Posted by: EC at March 13, 2013 10:31 AM (GQ8sn) Uh oh. My friend graduated when he was 18 from PI. At 19, he was walking under the Arch of Swords. (Granted, 21 years later and they're still going strong.)

151 Venezuela to probe Chavez cancer poisoning accusations *headdesk*

152 Heather Radish, so Godzilla has reawakened.  Perhaps they do need Wrestling Mask man!

153

>>>Sorry, the trigger happy, dog capping thin blue line has spent all of their goodwill capital. Broad brush? Yeah. Life's a bitch sometimes.

 

THIS

154

RIYADH – US Attorney General Eric Holder Jr. has shown interest in examining the Saudi Munasaha (Counseling) counter-terrorism program so as to apply it in the United States.

“Too many of our young people are disaffected and attracted to violent ideologies and so we want to work with our Saudi allies and examine the program and see how we might apply that in the United States,” he told a press conference at the US Embassy here Sunday.

“I’m more concerned about the threat from inside the US and people who turn to violent extremism,” he said, underscoring the importance of cooperation with the Saudi government to ensure the safety of both nations.

“We must work together, as equal partners, with a shared commitment to pursuing a world with more opportunity and less violence.”

The press conference was held as part of HolderÂ’s diplomatic visit to the Kingdom.

 

 

from This Aint Hell.  Cause our young people are drawn to "violent ideologies"  or something.  Suppose hs is talking about the tea party?

155 That was kind of my point. That he persists in rampant attention whoring has to mean that the donks have big plans for him. --- They had big plans for her until they realized that she wasn't going to recover enough to become the next Max Cleland. Now they're using him as a proxy for her, like Sarah Brady.

156 I claim responsibility for killing the Venezuelan dictator.

157 May I make a correction?  Only because I did it myself til I started watching it, but it's Downton Abbry, not DownTOWN Abbey.

158 Venezuela going the whole Yassis Arafat Was Poisoned Truther route...

159

Lord preserve us and protect us.

 

Clogginstein's been having whiskey for breakfast.

160

#148, Wow. Cool pic is right.

BTW, I am sorely dissapoint (heh) w/the Morons here for letting a good link (St Venus Theater, topside) go w/o comment. Wemmuns, drinks, frolics... and nary a peep.

But we do get a GILF comment. Ah well.

161 Uh oh. My friend graduated when he was 18 from PI. At 19, he was walking under the Arch of Swords. (Granted, 21 years later and they're still going strong.)

Posted by: RWC at March 13, 2013 10:38 AM (fWAjv)

He has one already, his highschool sweetheart, but I think it will be a couple of years before they tie the knot.  She is also kind of high-maintenance and naive about the world, which makes me believe she will have a hard time adjusting if he were ever to be stationed abroad.

162 Stedman is getting advice from the asswipes who finance the Wahabi nutjobs?  That's ignorant even by that chinless turd's standards.

163 Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at March 13, 2013 10:35 AM (90aTA)





Are you taking part in that study about overweight lesbians?

164 Everybody knows it was the great Cuban health care that killed fat fuck.

165 And before I forget.  Tonight's Powerball lottery drawing is for an annuity jackpot totaling $183 million or $112.5 million cash.

166 Comments are hosed?

167 nm

168

#166,

Nah, just running out of steam

169 Cause our young people are drawn to "violent ideologies" or something. Suppose hs is talking about the tea party?

He's not talking about the young people slaughtering each other on city streets, because that would be rayciss. *cough*

170 I love how the Preezy goes on the TV to let us all know how awful sequester is going to be, and then, goes on again to say even he didn't know it was so bad that the White House tours would be cancelled.  My favorite part is the press corps nodding in agreement. 

171 Sidebar:  O-care taxes are going to be double what they first thought.


At some point, you've had enough laughter.

172

“Too many of our young people are disaffected and attracted to violent ideologies and so we want to work with our Saudi allies and examine the program and see how we might apply that in the United States,” he told a press conference at the US Embassy here Sunday.

 

"Too many of our young people are disaffected and attracted to violent ideologies and so we want to work with a country that       encouraged and financed the growth of      strict    Islamic    wahhabism,    thus ensuring the growth of innumerable      violent extremist Islamic terror cells    that      have proceeded to wreak havoc and destruction on the world at large."

 

FIFEH.

173

165 And before I forget. Tonight's Powerball lottery drawing is for an annuity jackpot totaling $183 million or $112.5 million cash.

 

That would be $112.5 pre tax, or $79 million when you're all done.

174
Venezuela to probe Chavez cancer poisoning accusations

Kinda predictable. After they announced plans to bondo the corpse, throw a coat of wax on it, and put it on permanent display, I assumed there would be more stupidity to come.

And hey....whatever happened to ol' what's his name....Pineapple Face....from Panama? Noriega, I think? Is he still alive? Still in prison?

175 Japanese Politician Banned for Wearing Wrestling Mask to Meetings.

It was perfectly fine for him to bring his pillowcase wife to office parties though. 

176 jwest, win the lottery.  Then offer to finance the White House tours.  Drive Gaylord Focker nutz.

177 The only thing about closing the White House tour is that, as far as savings, it's chickenshit. Fire the 650 czars and all their staffs, then you're talking.

178 Japanese Politician Banned for Wearing Wrestling Mask to Meetings.


Anna, if you could be a Japanese pol, who would you dress up as?

179 I marched under an arch of swords once. O.k. not once, but a whole buncha times, and I wasn't so much 'marching'...

180 I marched under an arch of swords once. O.k. not once, but a whole buncha times, and I wasn't so much 'marching'...

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at March 13, 2013 10:48 AM (CZCbG)

 

Wrong "swords," Bawney.

181 And before I forget. Tonight's Powerball lottery drawing is for an annuity jackpot totaling $183 million or $112.5 million cash. That would be $112.5 pre tax, or $79 million when you're all done. Well that changes everything. It's just not worth it.

182 At some point, you've had enough laughter.

No way.  It's the best medicine.

183

Kinda predictable. After they announced plans to bondo the corpse, throw a coat of wax on it, put a stick up its ass   and put it on permanent display  parade it through the streets of Caracas like a pinata, I assumed there would be more stupidity to come.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at March 13, 2013 10:47 AM (KESFj)

 

*********

 

Touched it up a little for ya.

184 "In the name of the Moon I will punish you!"

-nah-

"Major Motoko Kusanagi, Public Safety Section 9."

-hhmm--

185

I wonder what the factor is that the states use to calculate current cash value of the lottery winnings?

 

With interest rates so low, it would seem they would be approaching a non-discount situation.

186 168 #166, Nah, just running out of steam

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The ampersand gauge is gettin' close to empty, folks! Step it up a little!

187 No way. It's the best medicine.

Soon to be the only medicine, if you've got the wrong age/race/gender/ZIP code.

188

Sidebar: O-care taxes are going to be double what they first thought.

 

Which actually means they'll    really    be at least quadruple the initial estimates.  

189

#174,

Yeah. The Frogs had him & locked up for years, but felt bad 'cause of high blood pressure that was going to kill him in the next 10 minutes or something, so they shipped him back to Panama. Think he's still in jail there...

190

Another day, another screwing.

 

SNAFU.

191 That would be $112.5 pre tax, or $79 million when you're all done. Posted by: jwest at March 13, 2013 10:46 AM (u2a4R) What is 'the amount pissed away by our betters while I type this' Alex?

192 I'm seeing a trend.  According to our betters, we need to follow Cuba's advice on health care, Saudi Arabia's advice on stopping the promotion of violent ideologies to young people, and the old Soviet Unions advice on economics.  K.  Got it

193

"In the name of the Moon I will punish you!"

 

I    knew  Sailor Moon would make her appearance.  

194 Barry denying the White House tour cancellations is code for "it was Michelle." 

I firmly believe Michelle is tired of this "Let's Move" nonsense and would rather sit on her ample tush, flip her bangs, and shovel bon-bons into her gob while watching Ellen.

195

Granny with the fantastic pooper just walked in.
Posted by: soothsayer at March 13, 2013 10:27 AM (CXoSL)

 

I'll just sit quietly and wait for this one to develop.

Posted by: jwest at March 13, 2013 10:30 AM (u2a4R)

 

Move over.  I brought popcorn.  **munch munch**

196 192 I'm seeing a trend. According to our betters, we need to follow Cuba's advice on health care, Saudi Arabia's advice on stopping the promotion of violent ideologies to young people, and the old Soviet Unions advice on economics. K. Got it

Posted by: thunderb at March 13, 2013 10:52 AM (Dnbau)

 

*******

 

France's advice on waging war?

197 Granny with the fantastic pooper just walked in. Posted by: soothsayer at March 13, 2013 10:27 AM (CXoSL)

I'll just sit quietly and wait for this one to develop.
Posted by: jwest at March 13, 2013 10:30 AM (u2a4R)

Move over. I brought popcorn. **munch munch**


Pooper and turdcutter....two words I never want to hear again when referencing a nice ass on a lass.

198

There has been no shortage of dire warnings about the mounting US national debt, but President Obama is now offering a different assessment: no big deal.

"We don't have an immediate crisis in terms of debt," President Obama said in an exclusive interview with George Stephanopoulos for "Good Morning America." "In fact, for the next 10 years, it's gonna be in a sustainable place."

Once again showing he's keen grasp of economics. Marxist economics

199 @jamiedupree  CBO tells Congress the sequester will lower discretionary spending caps "about $109 billion per year" 2014-2021

200 shovel bon-bons into her gob while watching Ellen.

Posted by: Fritz at March 13, 2013 10:53 AM (WM+rJ)

In the interest of not being perceived as being mean to that fatassed grifter all the fucking time, I'd like to give her the benefit of the doubt and assume she finds Ellen as unwatchably annoying as I do.

201

Gimme some o'dat... (nudges in popcorn direction)

202 I'm seeing a trend. According to our betters, we need to follow Cuba's advice on health care, Saudi Arabia's advice on stopping the promotion of violent ideologies to young people, and the old Soviet Unions advice on economics. K. Got it

Posted by: thunderb at March 13, 2013 10:52 AM (Dnbau)

 

You forgot that we should follow Mexico's advice on illegal immigration.   But we shouldn't follow Mexico's LAWS regarding illegal immigration, because they treat illegals like scum before shipping them back to their home countries.   We, on the other hand, must listen to Mexico as they tell us how horrible we    are   for not making all of our millions of illegals into citizens.*

 

*Who will then proceed to send most of their     more substantial    paycheck     home to madre y padre in Mexico.  

203 Iran's advice on nuclear proliferation?

204

"In fact, in 10 years I won't be here and won't take the blame."

(what he really wanted to say)

205 Italy's advice on humility?

206 you'd prefer 'dumper'?

207 Bosnia's advice on multiculturalism?

208 Bloomberger's advice on diets?

209 The UK's advice on tasteful cuisine?

210 you'd prefer 'dumper'?

Posted by: soothsayer at March 13, 2013 10:58 AM (uff2W)

That one too!

211 Well with that $79 million could buy -
http://www.warbirdconnection.com/forsalePages/invader2.html

 or maybe
http://tinyurl.com/ay8gj2b

perhaps
http://tinyurl.com/b8zl7cq

Or all the above?

212 Remember that old bit about heaven and hell, and different nationalities?  (French cooks in Heaven, British cooks in Hell? etc.)  We need a new one based on present reality.  Cuban doctors, Saudi cultural police, etc.

213 Feinstein's advice on self-defense?

214 The Taliban's advice on preservation of cultural art treasures  and antiquities?

215 Ireland's advice on not making mawkish fools out of yourself?

216

Egypt's    advice on democratic rule?

 

China's advice on    manufacturing    quality control?

 

 

217 so the story about Eliz Hasselbeck pushed off the view was a false rumor? the way Baba Wawa categorically denied made me think someone leaked something they shouldn't have.

218 WWII Germany's advice on religious tolerance?

219

"Well with that $79 million could buy -"

2 years private healthcare for a family of 4 under the 5th year of His Majesty's 2nd term?

220 Africa's advice on self-reliance?

221 The ampersand gauge is gettin' close to empty, folks! Step it up a little! &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& Don't say that I don't do my part around here!

222 Michael Moore's advice on personal grooming?

223

Michael Jackson's advice on child rearing?

 

 

 

Heh.

224 Britain's advice on welfare reform?

225 Unless the Florida GOP gets its act together, the national party can write off Florida for the foreseeable future.

226 Bill Maher's advice on comedy

227 Must resist urge to troll liberal's Downton Abbey post.
Must resist urge to troll liberal's Downton Abbey post.
Boy, I hate Lent. :^(

228

Obama's advice on Constitutional limits?

 

Joe Biden's advice on. . .well, on anything?

229 Afghanistan's advice on women's rights?

230 The Kardashian family's advice on humility?

231 Canada's advice on, well, pretty much anything?

232 215 Ireland's advice on not making mawkish fools out of yourself?

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 13, 2013 10:59 AM (NbPkL)

 

*******

 

Hey now. 

233 Time for a bit of happy

http://youtu.be/ZKAg0jK5R00

234 The GOP's advice on electable national candidates?

235 Joe Biden's advice on. . .well, on anything?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 13, 2013 11:02 AM (zF6Iw)

 

Whoa whoa whoa.   Are you saying we SHOULDN'T fire our double-barrelled shotguns through the door    or wildly into the air     any time we feel threatened?   Are you trying to say that's a bad thing?

236 the 'blades of glory' guy's advice on relationships? (am I doing it right?)

237 Micheal Waltrip's advice on pit stop   strategery?

238 McCain's advice on the tea party

239

California's advice on pension funding?

240 Or all the above?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 13, 2013 10:59 AM (bDDEv)

 

You sure pick planes that are hard to fly.

 

With that kind of money, it's best to just get a NetJets card and kick back in style.

241 The LAPD's advice on target shooting?

242

Helen Thomas's advice on objectivity in reporting.  And grooming

243 Krugman's advice on economics?

244

Mooch's advice on fashion?

245

North Korea's advice on agriculture?

246

Jesper Parnevik on picking a nanny/date?

(obscure, I know...)

247 Kim Jong Un's advice on hairstyling?

248 Rachel Corrie's advice on protest strategy

249

My boss' advice on "Git yer ass to work ya loafer!"  ??

 

oOOOOOPS.

250 jwest, that aint nothing.  New Zealand is still trying to find a buyer for its entire A-4 fleet of 17 planes.  Planes with F-16 radars and wired to fire AGM-65s.  The Socialists grounded the whole air force.

251 Sweden's advice on Islamic immigration?

252 Aileen Wuornos' advice on dating?

253 Bill Ayers' advice on bomb making?

254 Jose Canseco's advice on baseball?

255 and Soros is being sued by his former 29yo 'lover'

256

Anthony Wiener's advice on self portraits?

(ok, I'm done)

257 Fred Phelp's advice on tolerance?

258 sit ludos incipiunt

259 Jeremiah Wright's advice on racial relations?

260 and Soros is being sued by his former 29yo 'lover'

Posted by: soothsayer at March 13, 2013 11:08 AM (QVBzT)

 

I'd sue him, too.

 

"I let that fat troll nut all over me, and now he's not going to give me a chunk of his change?   Fuck that."

261 Jeremy Dahmer's advice on the culinary arts?

262 Soros had a 29 year old lover?  Male or female?  And eeewwwww   *shudders*  almost necrophilia that...

263 Karl Rove's advice on voting demographics?

264 Rachel Corrie's advice on tractor safety too, Jones.

265 something about $50 million

266 Dario Franchitti's advice on marrying and starting a family?

267 And GLAAD's advice on tolerance.

268 Barney Frank's advice on women

269

Code Pink's advice on how to be taken seriously

270 jwest, that aint nothing. New Zealand is still trying to find a buyer for its entire A-4 fleet of 17 planes. Planes with F-16 radars and wired to fire AGM-65s. The Socialists grounded the whole air force. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 13, 2013 11:07 AM (bDDEv)

They were purchased in February.

271 Andrew Sullivan's advice on gynecology and pregnancy.

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270 jwest, that aint nothing. New Zealand is still trying to find a buyer for its entire A-4 fleet of 17 planes. Planes with F-16 radars and wired to fire AGM-65s. The Socialists grounded the whole air force. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 13, 2013 11:07 AM (bDDEv)

 

Back when I was teaching Air Defense Artillery, we used to say ignore the Delta Darts - they'll crash long before you can fire on them.

273 They finally did find a buyer Sean?  I knew they had been in talks for years with an American company that already operated some ex-Israeli A-4Ns.  Got a link perhaps?

274
Ireland's advice on sobriety.

275 They finally did find a buyer Sean? I knew they had been in talks for years with an American company that already operated some ex-Israeli A-4Ns. Got a link perhaps?  Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 13, 2013 11:17 AM (bDDEv)

Sorry, I said February.  I read it in February...the sale wasn't in February.

Here's a piece closer to the actual sale date, which was late 2011.

http://tinyurl.com/ar7tfmp

276 Ireland's advice on sobriety.
Fook you, Jimmy!

277 Wow JDI got them cheap.  IIRC when Helen Clark originally put them up for sale it was 17 Aeramacchi trainers, 17 A-4Ks, plus spares for $101millionUS.  Though that was about a decade ago.

278 The NYT article on Detroit is okay but it leaves out the most important fact: WHY the jobs "left Detroit". They keep acting like these jobs just go up and moved away for some unknown reason.  No. It was the high wages based on nothing except political graft and power. The auto companies who survived moved to RTW states and did well, and so did their workers.

Admit it, NYT, Big Union is just bad.

279 teacher's union's advice on how to improve schools

280 *rummages around my hypothetical blog*  Ah from 2006.

http://annapuna.blogspot.com/2006/01/kiwi-kool-aid.html

281 Advice on literacy mentoring by former NYC high school students.

282 Planned Parenthoods advide on teenage pregnancy.

McCain's advice on  the President.


EU advice on finance.

283 UN's advice on Israel.

284 Sobriety advice from the HQ's commenters.

285 Childrens  advice on voting .

286 Federal  Unions advice on  Govt spending.

287 Hi jwest! Glad you didn't actually get banninated

288 Al Roker's advice concerning anal seepage.

289 Re: Funny Obit. Wait, there's a bacon-of-the-month club?

290 Will we be getting our first 5 year plan in Obamao's second term?

I can hardly wait.

291 5 Gateway Pundit has a story about how over 3000 white farmers have been murdered in South Africa after the wonderful government required registration of all guns 2 years ago. - It's genocide.